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Wells Fargo Fires 5,300 Employees For Creating Millions of Phony Accounts (cnn.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from CNNMoney: Everyone hates paying bank fees. But imagine paying fees on a ghost account you didn't even sign up for. That's exactly what happened to Wells Fargo customers nationwide. On Thursday, federal regulators said Wells Fargo employees secretly created millions of unauthorized bank and credit card accounts -- without their customers knowing it -- since 2011. The phony accounts earned the bank unwarranted fees and allowed Wells Fargo employees to boost their sales figures and make more money. Wells Fargo confirmed to CNNMoney that it had fired 5,300 employees related to the shady behavior over the last few years. Employees went so far as to create phony PIN numbers and fake email addresses to enroll customers in online banking services, the CFPB said. The scope of the scandal is shocking. An analysis conducted by a consulting firm hired by Wells Fargo concluded that bank employees opened up over 1.5 million deposit accounts that may not have been authorized, according to the CFPB. Wells Fargo is being slapped with the largest penalty since the CFPB was founded in 2011. The bank agreed to pay $185 million in fines, along with $5 million to refund customers. The report says that "employees moved funds from customers' existing accounts into newly-created accounts without theier knowledge or consent," which resulted in "customers being charged for insufficient funds or overdraft fees," since their original accounts didn't contain the money. What's more is that "Wells Fargo employees also submitted applications for 565,443 credit card accounts without their knowledge or consent," causing customers who had unauthorized credit cards opened in their names to be "hit by annual fees, interest charges and other fees."

341 comments

  1. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's what they get for putting unrealistic quotas on the employees.

    1. Re:Typical by ourlovecanlastforeve · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am certain that none of those people fired were the managers who established the unrealistic quotas and instructed their staff to create the phoney accounts.

      Hiring managers is expensive. Hiring tellers is as easy as calling up Express Personnel and ordering another six-pack of desperate unemployed middle class peons.

    2. Re:Typical by sexconker · · Score: 1

      desperate unemployed middle class peons

      I think you mean "middle lower class".

    3. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Agreed OP. We actually had the same thing happen to us WAY back in the day when I was going to school and working for Gamestop part time.

      Story time kids:

      They would force employees to push gaming mag subscriptions onto customers and the quota was 7 per week. Now nobody wanted this crap. Customers wanted to come in to buy some games, and maybe talk shop. Subscribe to something that requires a credit card tho? OH HELL NO. Also, half of them weren't even old enough to have a card in the first place, but our DM would literally threaten the manager to fire him, who would threaten his employees to fire us if we didn't produce at least 1 subscription per day per week. So... in desperate times we as a collective of employees (who were actually much closer among retail stores than you'd think) all got together with a fiendish plan to game the system. We took pre-paid visa cards and threw 10 bucks on them and spent most of it on our lunch break. With the few pennies left on the card we'd then subscribe customers for them, giving them a subscription they couldn't be billed for and blowing our quotas out of the water. At first corporate was elated so many stores were suddenly producing a BOOM of subscriptions but like all good things it didn't last. Eventually the magazine publishers caught on, and everything started rolling downhill until literally 5 stores worth of employees and management were all fired and replaced within a month. I just barely escaped the shit-storm by hearing about the crack-down rumors and quitting ahead of time.

      Ah greed and corporate fuckwittery. Good times... sad times.

    4. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      So let me get this straight: You actually MET management's ridiculous quotas by pretending to be actual subscribing customers by colluding with your fellow employees, then quit leaving any HONEST employees to be fired? Fantastic!

      If you think the corporate world is a shitty place, you have no one to blame but yourself.

    5. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone participated

      They were all getting fired anyways

      He just quit first

      There were no honest employees in this situation

      Remove that high horse from your ass, or something

    6. Re:Typical by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      America doesn't have a "lower class". We have a "middle class" and a "working class". There's a lot of overlap in the pay, the distinction is mostly social, not economic. Banking teller is a middle-class job.

      This class distinction is why so few people are willing to enter the skilled trades, despite a lot of advantages to that in our increasingly-outsourced world.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    7. Re:Typical by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      All the honest employees had already been fired.

      The WF thing is interesting since WF has been unusually profitable compared to other banks for several years now. It was claimed to be better managment but now you have to wonder how deep the rot is?

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    8. Re:Typical by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

      If you think the corporate world is a shitty place, you have no one to blame but yourself.

      Notice that he profited from the arrangement and the honest people suffered, however. Capitalism says he did good and the honest people can get fucked.

      --
      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    9. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I once bought something at Best Buy and they asked me which of their magazines I wanted, a sports one or and entertainment one. I said neither, and then was told they were free and he stuck an entertainment one in my bag. Best Buy then gave my credit card number to the magazine company which charged me $40 and began sending me the magazine to my house.

      I had to call the magazine and explain it was credit card fraud (cardholder not present for transaction is the correct wording to use there) and they could either refund the money or I would press charges. I guess I wasn't the only one that called and they refunded me immediately. Best Buy wasn't doing that next time I went in, but it took about 5 years before I would set foot in their stores after that.

    10. Re:Typical by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      All the honest employees had already been fired.

      The WF thing is interesting since WF has been unusually profitable compared to other banks for several years now. It was claimed to be better managment but now you have to wonder how deep the rot is?

      I understand that they are going to replace those US citizens fired with H1-B criminals from India.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    11. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unpossible.

      How can India have more qualified criminals than the US? Look who we have running for president!
      Or are our criminals going to lose their jobs to criminals willing to work more hours for less money?

    12. Re:Typical by zabbey · · Score: 0

      Are you implying that only Republicans are dishonest? You obviously haven't spent much time with the poor scumbags that vote democrat (the ones that aren't felons, that is) and are some of the most dishonest people in existence. I challenge you go spend a couple years with the (really) poor people and see what goes on.

    13. Re: Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That wasn't capitalism it was fraud. For capitalism to work you have to actually produce something of value, and that doesn't happen with fraud.

    14. Re:Typical by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Unpossible.

      How can India have more qualified criminals than the US? Look who we have running for president! Or are our criminals going to lose their jobs to criminals willing to work more hours for less money?

      Of course! The stockholder must be served, and cheaper criminals only makes perfect sense!

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    15. Re: Typical by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah sure, and the USSR wasn't communism, etc...

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    16. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that this blew up now.

      Personally I have never liked WF, recently opened an account with BECU and in the process of shutting down the WF accounts.

      Thou we did our first home loan with WF and we had a very good experience, but I was not impressed when they had sold the loan to another company before we made the first payment - yeah they're allowed to do that, the point was wife wanted it with WF [for what ever reason] and they basically dumped us once it was done.

      Come re-finance time, I'll most likely move it to BECU.

    17. Re: Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>Yeah sure, and the USSR wasn't communism, etc...

      Correct, it was Leninism/Stalinism, allegedly designed to evolve into communism after creating the "dictatorship of the proletariat".

      Go read a book.

    18. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "I once bought something at Best Buy and they asked me which of their magazines I wanted, a sports one or and entertainment one. I said neither, and then was told they were free and he stuck an entertainment one in my bag."

      (OP posting) That's exactly what we did with customers at gamestop.

      Told them they could have a "free" subscription then signed them up using our visa pre-paid cards with nothing on them so the magazine publishers and Gamestop corporate would get screwed for placing the burden of such stupid quotas on us. No regrets, and regulars got free mags for a while.

    19. Re: Typical by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      All politics is local.

      And all crime is personal.

      --
      deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
    20. Re:Typical by starblazer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      which will then immediately sell it off to the same company WF did.

    21. Re: Typical by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      That may be the case, or it may be the case that a lot of people have learning difficulties the teachers never handled properly and got called lazy and other things because of it and are thus ill-equipped for skilled trades, but it is much more satisfying to many people to go with your answer.

    22. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      Once I got a call from some nice lady in another state who told me she had all my loans documents for my home purchase. The docs had my social security# income and all my personal information. Turns out Wells Fargo had a problem with their Industrial printers when they matched mailing addresses to a customers loan docs. They did not match correctly. Thousands of people's personal information went to complete strangers. Hearing of this I demanded to have my wells fargo account numbers changed. They refused saying it was to hard to do. 5 years later I still have the same loan number and I worry quite a bit about who has seen my account numbers (saving, loan, 401k etc.). The worst thing is after this they sent me a scam website with a coupon for 30 days of free credit protection. You know the type that auto bills your credit card after 30 days and keeps on billing no matter how hard you try to cancel. Like a fool I signed up for 30 days. I ended up paying for 60 because I could not cancel it the first 3 times I called in due to busy lines. When a false claim did show up on my credit report the company would not help me fix it...Stating they only reported credit report changes, they don't actually fix things. Wells Fargo needs to stop hiring suits and needs to hire people that actually fix things.

    23. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism at it's finest!

    24. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who pays with their job? Not the guys at the top who put the employees in a position where this would obviously happen.

    25. Re: Typical by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      I would consider the fat welfare ladies I see sitting on their stoops all day to be lower class, because they sure as hell aren't working.

      The 1980's called. They want their cliche back.

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    26. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average bank teller gets $10/hour, thats middle class?

    27. Re: Typical by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      That wasn't capitalism it was fraud. For capitalism to work you have to actually produce something of value, and that doesn't happen with fraud.

      LOL, tell that to Wall Street!

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    28. Re:Typical by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much every bank immediately resells mortgages on the secondary market. One of my mortgages sold TWICE within a few months. That's why if you don't meet the requirements for being resold, you don't get a mortgage in the first place. They used to strongly encourage you to lie to meet the requirements, i.e. I literally had a mortgage broker tell me, "I'll have my brother come by and do the appraisal, no problem", but I believe they have been forced to clean things up a bit.

      --
      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    29. Re: Typical by lgw · · Score: 1

      So you're theory is that people go into IT or retail management instead of HVAC work due to a learning disability? You know, you may be on to something there. Certainly the schools could do better in this area.

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    30. Re:Typical by lgw · · Score: 1

      The average bank teller gets $10/hour, thats middle class?

      Its a social, not economic distinction. My brother is an airplane pilot. Theoretically, he could make a couple hundred k in the last few years of his career. Still a working-class job. Jobs that involve factors such as physical skill, physical risk, manual labor of any sort, getting your hands literally dirty, or unions are generally working-class. (That's also why dentists are seen as less classy than doctors, despite it being a better-paying job on average after modern malpractice insurance costs - too many signs of a working-class job associated with it.)

      America has a very small upper class (most Americans confuse high-income upper middle class jobs with the upper class). If anyone still living in your family worked for a living, you're not upper class. Most of the upper class is living on very modest trusts/allowances, as the wealth tends to stay concentrated, though they may live quite nicely thanks to stuff owned by someone else.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    31. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, yes. $10/hr full-time is $20,800, which puts them roughly in the 40th percentile of individual income for all individuals over 18, which is well within 1 standard deviation of median personal income for the same ($24,062).

    32. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at Best Buy and the magazines were only half of it. They also had quotas for their extended warranties. Managers were continuously berating anyone who did not meet their quotas. Our department lead took to automatically ringing people up with the warranties included simply telling them "Your total with our service plan is..." somtimes they'd catch it, sometimes they wouldn't. I did not last long there.

    33. Re:Typical by CommanderRyalis · · Score: 1

      Agreed OP. We actually had the same thing happen to us WAY back in the day when I was going to school and working for Gamestop part time.

      Story time kids:

      They would force employees to push gaming mag subscriptions onto customers and the quota was 7 per week. Now nobody wanted this crap. Customers wanted to come in to buy some games, and maybe talk shop. Subscribe to something that requires a credit card tho? OH HELL NO. Also, half of them weren't even old enough to have a card in the first place, but our DM would literally threaten the manager to fire him, who would threaten his employees to fire us if we didn't produce at least 1 subscription per day per week. So... in desperate times we as a collective of employees (who were actually much closer among retail stores than you'd think) all got together with a fiendish plan to game the system. We took pre-paid visa cards and threw 10 bucks on them and spent most of it on our lunch break. With the few pennies left on the card we'd then subscribe customers for them, giving them a subscription they couldn't be billed for and blowing our quotas out of the water. At first corporate was elated so many stores were suddenly producing a BOOM of subscriptions but like all good things it didn't last. Eventually the magazine publishers caught on, and everything started rolling downhill until literally 5 stores worth of employees and management were all fired and replaced within a month. I just barely escaped the shit-storm by hearing about the crack-down rumors and quitting ahead of time.

      Ah greed and corporate fuckwittery. Good times... sad times.

      Reminds me when I worked for CompUSA and we had to sign people up for "Free" AOL trials except we had to get the customers credit card information. We found that we could pad our numbers by signing up ourselves up and cancel after the free trial was over after a month or so. Also My sales manager got himself fired by ringing people up that didn't buy extended warranties under a different department.

    34. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. If you hvae to work for a living - and, more importantly, if you can NOT stop working and survive on investment income or other rent-seeking - you're not upper class. Which is a thing that Libertarians tend to forget....

    35. Re:Typical by suutar · · Score: 1

      the difference (in my mind a significant one) is that you didn't leave the customer on the hook to pay for something they never wanted.

    36. Re: Typical by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      No from service jobs to skilled work, The jobs you mention can be all called skilled labor, but nobody knows what anybody else means anymore because we've stopped defining terms and who knows what all the reasons are. The Bible documents a previous incident of this happening, but the situation wasn't seriously studied and the opinion was that it was God's doing.

    37. Re: Typical by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      And to clarify IT has more in common with HVAC and car repair than it does with retail management.

    38. Re: Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well YOU'RE in IT instead of teaching English...

    39. Re: Typical by ourlovecanlastforeve · · Score: 1

      In the US a lot of people never get any of the readily-available and inexpensive job skill certifications that would instantly turn them into professionals because they simply believe they are not capable of it when in fact they are totally capable.

    40. Re: Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this wasn't simply Wells Fargo trying to hook you up with some strange? Hopefully all these people who newly discovered each other had a banging orgy.

    41. Re:Typical by Agripa · · Score: 1

      ... but now you have to wonder how deep the rot is?

      How far can you run into a forest? Half way, because then you are running out.

      The rot is only half way in so it encompasses the entire company.

    42. Re: Typical by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Liquidity has value.

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      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  2. Fine seems Tiny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wonder how much profit they got?

    I can't believe any abuse is this widespread without upper management knowing.

    1. Re:Fine seems Tiny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who says they didn't?

      Wells Fargo is the biggest bunch of douche tools I have ever had the displeasure of working with. Arrogant but clueless!

      I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire!

    2. Re:Fine seems Tiny by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Who says they didn't?

      Of course they knew. Everyone all the way up the chain was profiting from this, including the corporation itself. But "just following orders" does not excuse doing something illegal or even unethical. Everyone involved deserves to be fired, and should never again be allowed to work in banking or finance.

    3. Re:Fine seems Tiny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says they didn't?

      Wells Fargo is the biggest bunch of douche tools I have ever had the displeasure of working with. Arrogant but clueless!

      I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire!

      Try Bank of America. Worst bank I ever dealt with!

    4. Re:Fine seems Tiny by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1, Troll

      "I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire!

      Try Bank of America. Worst bank I ever dealt with!"

      My generation used to burn B of A branches every weekend for weenie roasts. It does not seem to have changed the bank's behavior.

    5. Re:Fine seems Tiny by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 4, Funny

      My generation used to burn B of A branches every weekend for weenie roasts. It does not seem to have changed the bank's behavior.

      Your generation obviously done a piss poor job of burning BoA branches; they're still in business.

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    6. Re:Fine seems Tiny by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't believe any abuse is this widespread without upper management knowing.

      (There's probably a Hillary joke in there somewhere.)

      Based on my experience in Cubicle-Land, management probably suspected it but turned a blind eye, Sgt. Schultz-style, because it boosted their jurisdiction's sales stats.

    7. Re: Fine seems Tiny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This stuff didn't happen until they bought wackedoverya. Once those cheating basterds got in the door the company went to hell.

    8. Re:Fine seems Tiny by lgw · · Score: 1

      They're like herpes: they come back after a while.

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    9. Re:Fine seems Tiny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which makes it a conspiracy, which means triple damages, which should be calculated by tripling whatever amount they made. Betting here that the fine is chump change and just another pinprick cost of doing business for the banksters.

    10. Re: Fine seems Tiny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe bank fraud and identity theft isn't being charged against the criminals.

    11. Re:Fine seems Tiny by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I used to work for their investment bank and I share your feelings about the company.

      This story should cheer you up a little.
      Homeowner Forecloses on Bank of America.

  3. What large bank doesn't do stuff like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're all greedy and corrupt. And they take that as a compliment.

    1. Re: What large bank doesn't do stuff like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that in this case we're talking about fraud on a grand scale. Those employees should not only be fired, but prosecuted too

    2. Re: What large bank doesn't do stuff like this? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I guess this is what they meant when they said, "Together we'll go far."

      As in, "Together, we'll go to jail."

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    3. Re:What large bank doesn't do stuff like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there was actually an honest effort to purge of fraudsters connected to large institutions and government, you'd be seeing tens of thousands, if not a hundred thousand people being marched to the courthouses.

      As it is, the fraud these days is largely protected and even sanctioned and accepted. See: today's fractional reserve lending system.

    4. Re: What large bank doesn't do stuff like this? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      The difference is that in this case we're talking about fraud on a grand scale. Those employees should not only be fired, but prosecuted too

      Yeah, but that doesn't happen to large financial institutions. "Fraud on a grand scale" describes half the housing market from 2000 to 2006. But did anyone go to jail?

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    5. Re: What large bank doesn't do stuff like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that in this case we're talking about fraud on a grand scale. Those employees should not only be fired, but prosecuted too

      Yeah, but that doesn't happen to large financial institutions. "Fraud on a grand scale" describes half the housing market from 2000 to 2006. But did anyone go to jail?

      That's where we get the phrase: "Too big to fail."

  4. Loose Ends Being Tied Up? by IonOtter · · Score: 2

    How much you wanna bet most of those people were involved in robo-signing, or some other form of shenanigans OTHER than creating false accounts?

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    1. Re:Loose Ends Being Tied Up? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      How much you wanna bet most of those people were involved in robo-signing, or some other form of shenanigans OTHER than creating false accounts?

      Yea, the phony accounts are just the tip of the iceberg.

  5. Just like police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bankers are just like police. If you get caught doing something illegal, the worst possible penalty you face is losing your job. And you can just hop to another city and get employed again, it's just a lateral career move, not even really a firing. No criminal consequences, no jail time, nothing.

    And people wonder why bankers and police are so hated in America.

    1. Re:Just like police by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 2

      If you spin it right, your next job might even be a promotion. "Exceeded quarterly new account open quotas by 50% for eight straight quarters." I do the same thing...yesterday we had a "successful unannounced real-time server disaster recovery test scenario" and "validated the nightly backups are functional". For all the end-users, I was testing the backup procedures, upstream caching, etc. What actually happened was the Exchange server rebooted during an update and left all the services disabled and files blarged. Good thing the VSS was stable!

    2. Re:Just like police by Lust · · Score: 2

      And they profited through the experience - if they're told 'meet certain goals or lose your job' ...or... 'conduct illegal activity and you might lose your job if caught, meanwhile earn your bonus'...if anything, these people know how to maximize their expectation value.

    3. Re:Just like police by immortalcrab · · Score: 0

      America? try the world.

  6. rotten at the top by supernova87a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, well, when you see this many people engaging in such widespread consumer fraud and malfeasance, it comes from the top.

    It has been documented and interviews with these employees recorded that they were under such pressure from bank managers (and they from VPs, etc) under threat of losing their jobs, that they felt they had to make their numbers in any way they had at their disposal. Including taking people's information that they'd been given for other legitimate purposes, and misusing it to create fake accounts.

    1. Volkswagen engineers being pressured to have their vehicles pass emissions
    2. Bank employees being pressured to sign up customers regardless of how infeasible
    3. Cable/credit card company call center agents being pressured not to let a customer go under any circumstances
    4. etc. etc. etc.

    The list goes on and on -- these all come from the assholes at the top demanding something that's not possible and effectively incentivizing / requiring front-line employees to lie, cheat and steal from consumers.

    Those are the people who should be even more aggressively prosecuted.

    1. Re:rotten at the top by jmv · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, and since the people at the top giving incentives to cheat almost never face consequences, the behavior will continue.

    2. Re:rotten at the top by zlives · · Score: 1

      this is what happens when they are too big (paid too much money (free speech) to the legislators) to fail.

    3. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is indeed how the scam works.

      Create an environment in which your employees are forced to break the law to retain employment, even though such behavior runs counter to official written policy.

      When caught: Pay lawyers to deflect blame and wave about the written policy, fire employees, walk away with a slap on the wrist fine.

      We see this all the way from fast food workers to top tier finance account managers.

      If a company benefits from fraud, they are guilty of fraud. Why does basic conflict of interest go unpunished today?

    4. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely.

      I worked at Wells Fargo as a Teller in the early 2000s while in High School. Tellers, even *drive-through* tellers like me, had "sales" quotas for selling people on online banking, overdraft protection, new credit cards, etc. Online banking was obviously the lowest-hanging fruit back then.

      It does not shock me whatsoever that tellers and bankers, under pressure to hit ridiculous sales quotas that shouldn't even exist in the banking industry, would start fabricating things like this.

    5. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The employees had a choice. Stop trying to put blame somehwere else. Typical in today's society to always blame someone else. Oh its not the poor workers faults. What a load of crap.

    6. Re:rotten at the top by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So... if I have a business unit that's losing money and I tell it to either turn a profit or they'll be laid off, am I responsible when the employees cheat and break the law to save their jobs because there's no other way? If you hand in your resignation, can I make you a counteroffer or is "ok" the only acceptable response? A lot of this pressure is natural, everybody's looking for ways to increase volume and price, cut costs and reduce losses. And then somebody takes it too far, but how far is too far? Who started it, who's doing it, who's in on it might not be so crystal clear.

      I mean it's a little easy to just blame it on your manager who'll blame it on their manager and so on all the way to the top until only Hitler is guilty and the rest were just following orders and trying to fulfill impossible goals. Sorry to Godwin the thread but this is a criminal conspiracy and while there's certainly leaders who should be doing hard time it should be pretty obvious to everyone that when you're faking customer accounts you're doing something blatantly illegal. I say aggressively prosecute everyone you can prove was in on it, top to bottom.

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    7. Re:rotten at the top by supernova87a · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, when you're the VP or head of the company and you're told by employees that there's no way to make these targets unless you do unethical or illegal things, then if you incentivize your employees to do those things, you won't have a strong defense that you didn't know or just turned a blind eye and told them to do whatever was necessary to get the company profitable, and they were acting on their own.

    8. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TAKE YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE
      They won't learn with this slap on the wrist and low level employee sacrifice.

    9. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The managers and VPs had a choice as well - try changing reality to match expectations or change expectations to match reality. The staff have no upside option - both choices have bad outcomes. Management, on the other hand, doesn't face any consequences but has all the control - why not pick option 1?

      I think the employees should face consequences - no doubt. I also think that given the circumstances, they were coerced. I'm more concerned about what doesn't happen to management. Management should face far more serious consequences. They either knew about it and overtly or by omission sanctioned it -or- they didn't know about it which sounds (to me) like criminal negligence.

    10. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Not the Executives fault.
      The Employees got fired for Cause. No Unemployment. What Punishment did the executives get?
      Will they Need to return the Bonuses? Or just Pay fines with Stockholder Money?

    11. Re:rotten at the top by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So... if I have a business unit that's losing money and I tell it to either turn a profit or they'll be laid off, am I responsible when the employees cheat and break the law to save their jobs because there's no other way?

      If you give the employees an unreasonble goal with insufficient tools to reach it, and tell them that they will be fired if they cannot reach it - I think that makes you responsible for their actions. In fact, that sounds like the definition of coercion.

      Now lets say your business isn't losing money, and the stock price has increased steadily since the fourth quarter of 2011 (like, say, Wells Fargo.) In this case, you have misrepresented the health of your company for the purpose of eliciting bad behavior. You don't have much of a defense in claiming ignorance because you have needlessly and intently set up the environment for this to happen. I would say that is absolutely criminal.

    12. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works for police departments all over America. Shoot and kill a guy who was laying on the ground, unarmed and defenseless? Oh, you were just fearing for your life, we understand! Two weeks paid leave for you, sir, and don't you do it again, you hear? The whole system is corrupt from top to bottom. Meanwhile the elites are happy to keep everyone distracted as to who is or isn't standing up while a song plays.

    13. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "If you give the employees an unreasonble goal with insufficient tools to reach it, and tell them that they will be fired if they cannot reach it - I think that makes you responsible for their actions. In fact, that sounds like the definition of coercion."

      Fear of losing your job is not an excuse to commit identity theft.

      When pressure starts to be applied in that way the employee should have jumped ship much much sooner. Imagine that for a moment... if departments lost stacks of employees how would their employers respond? By changing their culture or fail.

      5000+ employees fired? Unfairly? I hear 5000+ people with who appear to have not been raised to understand right from wrong and have no issue victimizing others so they can keep "theirs". If this is what we as a society are producing then we are doing something horribly wrong raising our children.

    14. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as free will.

      The only reason that I've quit jobs before, and I have and very lucrative positions, when asked to do questionable things is because of fate.

      Some of us are just luckier than others.

    15. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you hand in your resignation, can I make you a counteroffer or is "ok" the only acceptable response?

      In this economy the acceptable response is to laugh in the face of whoever would voluntarily resign from a job.

    16. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to climb right up on that pedestal. Turns out in reality not everyone can afford your high moral standards.

    17. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You won't tell the VPs that you can't make the targets without resorting to BS tactics because at best they'll ignore you. Otherwise, they'll tell you you'll be fired if you don't. They don't want to hear "excuses" even though they're the ones in the wrong for forcing normal constructive employees into a salesweasel role.

    18. Re:rotten at the top by sjames · · Score: 1

      When asked, most managers all the way up to the CxOs will claim they get the big bucks because they have the big responsibility. Well, here comes the responsibility and there they are ducking it.

    19. Re:rotten at the top by dj245 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, well, when you see this many people engaging in such widespread consumer fraud and malfeasance, it comes from the top. It has been documented and interviews with these employees recorded that they were under such pressure from bank managers (and they from VPs, etc) under threat of losing their jobs, that they felt they had to make their numbers in any way they had at their disposal. Including taking people's information that they'd been given for other legitimate purposes, and misusing it to create fake accounts. 1. Volkswagen engineers being pressured to have their vehicles pass emissions 2. Bank employees being pressured to sign up customers regardless of how infeasible 3. Cable/credit card company call center agents being pressured not to let a customer go under any circumstances 4. etc. etc. etc. The list goes on and on -- these all come from the assholes at the top demanding something that's not possible and effectively incentivizing / requiring front-line employees to lie, cheat and steal from consumers. Those are the people who should be even more aggressively prosecuted.

      This attitude is common across many industries. Maybe I was naive in my 20s but the idiots you went to high school with never smartened up. There is no miraculous supply of intelligent people who manage companies. The people who manage companies are usually the people who are best at overselling, overpromising, underdelivering, screwing people to make a buck, and don't think the rules apply to them.

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    20. Re:rotten at the top by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think anyone here believes the employees are to be excused here, just that the managers share in the responsibility and shouldn't be excused either.

    21. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go read up on the "agentic state". And try not to be like that.

    22. Re:rotten at the top by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      It's not the employees' job to make the company profitable.

      No really, hear me out:

      The company makes a contract with an employee. His or her skills and time in exchange for a salary.

      Now your employee either holds up his side of the deal or not. If he or his business unit do not turn a profit, its one of several possible reasons. A they suck. B the product sucks. C the processes suck. D marketing sucks.

      In all these cases, except A, it's management's job to recognize this and do something about it. And even in case of A, it's management's job to either get the employee in line or fire them.

      Now what you define as "in line" is the crux here. If an employee has been given boundaries of his jobs that allow him to perform in a legal way without working himself to the ground and he decides that it would be easier to do something illegal instead and work less, then yes, that employee is responsible for his actions and he alone (to the point where his misconduct becomes glaringly obvious and management still does nothing).

      However, if said employee cannot be reasonably expected to achieve management's demands without illegal or self-harming activity, then he should be held blameless, especially in an environment that favors employers.

      When you have to fire over 5000 people for shady activity then it becomes kinda hard to argue for that relatively tightly defined case where the employee is to blame. Occam's razor, dear friends. Neither 5000 people independently falling to using illegal methods nor a criminal group forming in an environment where they could not organise themselves (they couldn't seek out like-minded people, they were hired by higher-ups) seems rather far-fetched.

    23. Re:rotten at the top by houghi · · Score: 1

      So... if I have a business unit that's losing money and I tell it to either turn a profit or they'll be laid off, am I responsible when the employees cheat and break the law to save their jobs because there's no other way?

      Yes. You are resposible that your employess follow the law. That is your function as a manager. You are not the older broder that can say 'stop hitting yourself'. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE. That is your job.

      If people are not clear that they should not do it legally, you failed at your job. If the majority of people think it is ok to do it in an illegal manner, you failed at your job.

      As amanager, you need to manage. It is in the fucking name of the job. If there is only one person doing it, it is his problem, if there are 5000, then it is not only your problem, but your fault.
      If you prosecute the people at the top, the problem will be solved. No need to hurt the person at the bottom.

      I have worked in a company where such a thing happend and the moment they cut of the top, the problem was gone. From one day to the next, the problem was gone.
      Sales director (and 2 others) got fired and it was told that the practice they did before was illegal and that every person caught from now on would be fired. Clear words. Prolem solved.

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    24. Re:rotten at the top by PingSpike · · Score: 1

      If you ask for something impossible in this situation, its the only way it can end. Honest employees that refuse to cheat will be fired by the system. They'll be replaced with new employees and the honest ones will again be filtered out of employment.

      This goes further up the chain too, like with the financial crisis. How can a large bank compete using legal methods when all the other players are dirty? Even when the whole system explodes the cheaters are bailed out. Then they turn around and buy out the smaller competitors.

    25. Re:rotten at the top by Mass+Overkiller · · Score: 2

      I have to agree to a certain extent. At what point did any of these 5000+ people say "hey this is wrong?" Apparently none of them. That's pretty sad. Yes, quitting on ethical grounds sucks, being out of a job you had because you quit sucks, but I'm sure a lawyer would have loved to take that case against WF. But its not an easy decision to make. Pay the rent, or quit because of 'ethics'. I can see how some people would have a problem with the latter in order to keep doing to former.

    26. Re:rotten at the top by darkonc · · Score: 1
      You find me a bank that's not making money! They were making money. They just weren't making enough money for the executives' liking -- so they were pressured into increasing their profits 'or else'.

      Executives and senior managers got their bonuses, and the line staff ultimately got the shaft.

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    27. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Why does basic conflict of interest go unpunished today?

      Because it's difficult to prove there is a mastermind who ordered these crimes. So the minions get punished for obeying orders and the fat cats go free. Thus, a corporation can never be punished, just employees and also shareholders via fines. Shareholders claim to be blameless, although they are there for the the obscene profits, thus they played a part in the crime.

    28. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coercion doesn't mean you are innocent. It means that someone else gets to go to jail for at least the same time.
      And IMHO those 5000 shouldn't be fired, they should be going to jail, the company gets to pay them their salary while they are in jail though (because they only did as the company asked them to, so they have no justifiable reason to fire them), and those threatening with dismissal get to go to jail for even longer but also lose their jobs and are forbidden to ever again hold a position where they can fire someone.

    29. Re:rotten at the top by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

      a) was Wells Fargo losing money? No. So terrible analogy. This was institutional greed, not do this or go out of business.

      b) if you know that your employees are breaking the law, or reasonably should know, and you turn the other cheek, then yes, you are responsible.

      c) personally, I received an unwanted credit card from Wells Fargo - I went to one branch, found out a teller at another branch submitted the application. I went to that branch to confront the teller, who was supposedly not working that day. The manager at that branch, who I also spoke to, played dumb, did nothing, refused to tell me what would happen to this teller, citing privacy, and somehow succeeded in acting completely unsuprised by my story while also claiming no knowledge. I also went back a week later to find out what she learned about the situation, since she promised to follow up. She seemed annoyed to see me, to say the least. So, no, I can't prove that she knew, or that anyone above her didn't know, but I'd be shocked if she didn't know.

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    30. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I mean it's a little easy to just blame it on your manager

      Maybe, but not in this case. This is not one or two employees, this shows that thousands of employees were committing fraud. You could say it was "normal", it was certainly known to the managers (unless they were completely clueless), and accepted.

      Radio: "there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
      Driver: "It's not just one car, it's hundreds of them!"

    31. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame both but I put more weight on the person doing the crime. The management set up a scenario that encourages cheating but the low level employees are the actual cheaters.

      These people had many options: 1) Look for a new job and quit 2) Try to actually do the job and make the quotas the hard way 3) Not meet the quotas, explain they tried, and hope they are not fired 4) Bring the cheating to upper management's attention, hope you don't get fired, and maybe get a promotion

      You will all scream "management would just fire you for reporting this" but I don't think that is the case. Any manager with even half a brain would understand that systematic behavior in this way is a sure way to get fines, regulatory scrutiny, bad press, and class action lawsuits that will far outweigh the benefits. Plus, it appears some of the criminal activity did not actually generate $ for WF, and may have cost WF $ in the form of bonus payment to these employees, and having too many employees on staff for the "real" level of work to be done. Banks are shady as shit but they don't want crap like this on their hands. They have better, legal, scams to run.

      Would you blame a university professor for cheating in their class if it was "too hard"? No. You still blame the student.

    32. Re:rotten at the top by zentigger · · Score: 1

      I say aggressively prosecute everyone you can prove was in on it, top to bottom.

      I couldn't agree more. Certainly a criminal investigation involving 5300 employees should be able to provide enough evidence to prove that the managers were involved, or at least cognizant of the crime, enough managers should be able to point fingers up the stack as well, and bring some serious penalties against the senior management.

      All of these people should be doing time, and/or should be banned from employment in a position of trust. The higher up the stack should also involve some hefty fines too.

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    33. Re:rotten at the top by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      The employees had a choice. Stop trying to put blame somehwere else. Typical in today's society to always blame someone else. Oh its not the poor workers faults. What a load of crap.

      Sure, they had a choice. Break the law or get fired. Just like you had a choice before posting such sophistry.

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    34. Re:rotten at the top by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      So... if I have a business unit that's losing money and I tell it to either turn a profit or they'll be laid off, am I responsible when the employees cheat and break the law to save their jobs because there's no other way?

      If there is no other way to turn a profit besides breaking the law, and you tell people to turn a profit or be laid off, then yes you are most certainly responsible. Who's in charge and what does it mean to be in charge?

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    35. Re:rotten at the top by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Go read up on the "agentic state". And try not to be like that.

      Do people in an agentic state know they are in an agentic state? What are the implications to free will and personal autonomy of being in such a state?

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    36. Re:rotten at the top by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Executives and senior managers got their bonuses, and the line staff ultimately got the shaft.

      It's the American Way!

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    37. Re:rotten at the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5000+ employees fired? Unfairly? I hear 5000+ people with who appear to have not been raised to understand right from wrong and have no issue victimizing others so they can keep "theirs". If this is what we as a society are producing then we are doing something horribly wrong raising our children.

      So your theory about human moral behaviour seems to be that parents can, by providing the right upbringing, remove the ability to do wrong from their children so thouroughly that for the remainder of their lives they won't be able to respond to bad treatment with bad behaviour. Wow, that would be something. The fact that more than 5000 people misbehaved should make you wonder about the correctness of your theory.

      I think it's likely that these employees misbehaved in a way that is actually pretty close to what is considered to be normal in that company. In other words, it sounds to me as if Wells Fargo internally sees customers not as people that deserve normal human respect but as resources to be exploited, and these employees cheated in a way that reflects that. That it happened on such a large scale suggests that people copied each other's behaviour, were pretty open about what they did, and that might indicate that there is a strong divide between management and employees.

      Obviously what those 5300 people did was utterly wrong, but I think the main problem must be with the company itself, the same people would most likely have behaved very differently in a different corporate culture.

    38. Re:rotten at the top by Zxern · · Score: 1

      No thinks they should be excused for what they did. However 5000+ employees all doing the same thing tells me this came from much higher up the food chain. Probably all the way to level where if you get caught doing a bad thing you get a big severance package on your way out the door.

    39. Re:rotten at the top by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      This has happened to me several times with Verizon where the agent didn't want to get docked for being the one to downgrade or cancel an account so they just didn't do it though they said they did. Now I just wait on the phone hitting refresh on the website until I see the account details update.

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    40. Re:rotten at the top by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      It will be cut out of their cash assets (stockholder equity) and there will be parties and increased bonuses for those executives who weathered the storm and steered the company through such trying times to emerge stronger than ever and more transparent.

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    41. Re:rotten at the top by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      You must embrace mediocrity. These were mediocre people doing what mediocre people do. Following orders. If I as a manager and leader created an environment that caused my subordinates to do something like this I would, by simple default, have to take responsibility for what happened. However, admitting fault in this case can result in jail time so I would not expect anyone to do that either. It is what it is. Hopefully someone learned from this.

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    42. Re:rotten at the top by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      There will be many law suits over this. It will take at least a year after the dust settles to clear this up with everyone. The person who had to make the decision to fire 5k employees should definitely lose their job though as an abject failure.

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    43. Re:rotten at the top by slew · · Score: 1

      You find me a bank that's not making money! They were making money. They just weren't making enough money for the executives' liking -- so they were pressured into increasing their profits 'or else'.

      Executives and senior managers got their bonuses, and the line staff ultimately got the shaft.

      That's an easy narrative. I'm not defending the bank or the profit level they make, but we can start to see the consequences of extended periods of low (or even negative) interest rates. Banks really can't make historical amounts of money on the interest rate spread anymore (e.g., they used to skim 0.5% out of 2% interest rate spread, and now the interest rate itself is 0.5%), so they try to make it up in fees or volume to fund their branch bank infrastructure (salaries, rent, fixtures/furniture, maintenance, etc) and pressure those assets to pull their own weight...

      Not saying the banks aren't greedy, or they are somehow desperate for money, but stuff list this are the early signs that the retail banks can't really support the historical levels of branch banking infrastructure with the money they are making now and it portends/illustrates the main issue that retail banks face today: a massive shift away from branch banking.

      The writing is on the wall for branch banking (and the strip-mall retail space and entry level bank teller jobs that go along with it). The FDIC data shows record levels of branch bank closures the last couple years and accelerating. Many industry watcher are predicted a sea-change in the next 5 years and your friendly neighborhood bank teller job going the way of the telegraph/telephone operator of ages past and even more retail vacancies. They are waiting for a "Amazon" of fin-tech to roll over the dead corpse of the current retail banking business model.

      Welcome to your online bank future. Instead a human pressuring you to buy more crap banking products, you'll be pestered by personalized pop-up dialog boxes when doing your online banking on your phone...

    44. Re:rotten at the top by sjames · · Score: 1

      You say that as if banks were hiring at the drop of a hat at the time (or even now).

      If the professor announced that failing his class would get you expelled from the school and other schools were not accepting new students, and finally, passing his class required you to recruit others not in school to participate at their own cost, I would indeed question his ethics and suggest that his policies were at least in part responsible for the inevitable cheating. The dean would be a questionable place to report the misconduct since he would have to be complicit in order for the professor to make the threat of expulsion.

      Note, it may be that the policies came about purely through managerial stupidity and arrogance. Some managers seem to think reality will change to suit them if they threaten their reports strongly enough when they demand the impossible. Note that this goes hand in hand with a culture that believes managers can do no wrong and employees who complain about management's impossible demands are simply lazy. Going over your manager's head in that environment will get you fired. It will not result in a change of management.

      All of that is why the company got the fines rather than the employees. The company not taking disciplinary action against the managers shows that it hasn't learned a damned thing.

    45. Re:rotten at the top by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I can go four levels senior to the VP - directly, face to face - if I need to. VPs are ten a penny and any acting like that would be in deep shit long before the person that reported them.

      That's not even including the entire compliance department, legal team or whistleblower hotline, and I'd in line for a serious pay-off if I went straight to the regulator.

      So nope, no sympathy at all to the employees. Don't commit fraud, and don't tolerate managers that demand it.

    46. Re:rotten at the top by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      They could have reported the fraud.

  7. Cashless Society by Chir · · Score: 0

    We see the future touted as one of a cashless society. The technology is possible but with shenanigans like this how can we possibly trust the financial institutions charged with managing such a change? Right now, the answer seems to be, we don't.

    1. Re: Cashless Society by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      We have such a demand for capital that solutions like Bitcoin will keep popping up to meet the need.

    2. Re: Cashless Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Centralized non-profit national bank. Even if they cheat, the money they steal belongs to the public and so it ultimately benefits everyone.

  8. Hoping for a refund by safetyinnumbers · · Score: 2

    I don't suppose that the $16 a month that they charge just for having an account with them is part of the scam?

    1. Re:Hoping for a refund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're paying somebody to hold onto your money for you, you're doing something wrong.

    2. Re:Hoping for a refund by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      Or the fact that they don't show you debit transactions for days and then process them all at once BEFORE any pending deposits... it's all a scam to try make you overdraft.

      I left WF behind a long time ago and I have been happy ever since.

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  9. Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This story is from the same CNNMoney that declared that Math is Racist

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    1. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Nice find!

      CNN is a joke.

    2. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not even the worst of it!

      Employees went so far as to create phony PIN numbers

      The PIN numbers weren't even real! It's amazing this fraud was detected at all, they looked just like actual PIN numbers!

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    3. Re: Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the article is accurate and true. But I doubt you can actually read, so I guess it's moot.

    4. Re: Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So some states started using recidivism models to guide sentencing. These take into account things like prior convictions, where you live, drug and alcohol use, previous police encounters, and criminal records of friends and family."

      And that's why math is racist in the USA.

    5. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by eth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not even the worst of it!

      Employees went so far as to create phony PIN numbers

      The PIN numbers weren't even real! It's amazing this fraud was detected at all, they looked just like actual PIN numbers!

      My PIN isn't real, either. It's 342i

    6. Re: Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 for attributing racism to something other than a human

    7. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by sjames · · Score: 1

      You should actually read that link rather than just it's (not entirely accurate) title.

    8. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 1

      Nah, don't reward clickbait. If they want to be taken seriously, treat the reader with respect.

    9. Re: Stop linking to CNNMoney. by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Being able to read and actually bothering to read when there is usually so much that is unsubstantiable in these sorts of articles are two different things.

    10. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      You should actually read that link rather than just it's (not entirely accurate) title.

      Which part of "Math is Racist" is not entirely wrong?

      Apparently they've run out of people and policies that they are willing to point at as racist (for instance, they are unwilling to call out Bill Clinton's 3-strikes crime bill as racist, even though it clearly is...)

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    11. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      mod this up

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    12. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 2

      Built on NT Technology.

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    13. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEY! That's the combination to my luggage.

    14. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash: headline writers often twist words around to make headlines that don't actually match what the story says. This has been true for as long as there have been headlines. Judging the quality of the articles by the headlines makes no sense because they are written by different people.

    15. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      That's redundant NT = New Technology

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    16. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2

      This story is from the same CNNMoney that declared that Math is Racist

      The story declared no such thing, but don't let that stop you. It describes how statistics and computer algorithms and models are used to perpetuate inequality and racist dynamics. It says math is being used to perpetuate racism, not that math is racist.

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    17. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It literally says that in the title.

    18. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Had it read along the lines of "Math and big data applied in a racist manner", it would have been much closer to the crux of the article. Many seem to confuse math and the application of math.

    19. Re: Stop linking to CNNMoney. by dfeifer · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Microsoft

    20. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop saying PIN numbers. Makes me cringe.

    21. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by slew · · Score: 1

      Had it read along the lines of "Math and big data applied in a racist manner", it would have been much closer to the crux of the article. Many seem to confuse math and the application of math.

      But this is politics...

      Math isn't racist, people (using math) are racist...
      Guns don't kill people, people (using guns) kill people...
      Companies don't discriminate against people, people (in charge of companies) discriminate against people...

      Don't foul up the narrative with explanations ;^)

    22. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      It was a direct quote. In case you're lost, this thread is about the quality of reporting on CNN Money.

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    23. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      It literally says that in the title.

      Okay, it's a bad title. The article does not say that.

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    24. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      My PIN number is pi. But the ATM only lets me type digits and I can't get past the 3.

    25. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by almitydave · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, you use your "PIN number" at "ATM machines".

      Built on NT Technology.

      Available at the stadium where I watch my favorite baseball team, The Los Angeles Angels.

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    26. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Huh, of course math statistics can be racist. You can use them to prove anything even remotely true, and via p-hackin, a bunch that isn't You an statistically demonstrate that (hated minority) does worse in (objective measure of goodness) given sufficient (objective measures) to draw from.

      Therefore, the defense of "an algorithm objectively determined X" shouldn't be considered a copout for possible racist decision making.

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    27. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's odd. My PIN is a Shaeffer.

    28. Re: Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lemme guess. You're an asshole.

    29. Re: Stop linking to CNNMoney. by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      The article may have factual information, but the title is inflammatory and wrong. Math is in no way racist.

    30. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      and my PIN number is my cars' VIN number.

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  10. "The CFPB declined... by gatfirls · · Score: 4, Informative

    .... to explain how it came up with the $100 million penalty figure."

    Ooh Ooh pick me!

    They sat down with Wells Fargo lawyers and accountants and came to an agreed upon amount.

    I don't know how people continue to bank with a place that has repeatedly been shown to do everything they can to screw their customers, it wasn't too long ago they were appealing the class action suit because they were stacking debit transactions largest to smallest to maximize overdraft revenue.

    1. Re:"The CFPB declined... by imidan · · Score: 2

      I don't know how people continue to bank with a place that has repeatedly been shown to do everything they can to screw their customers

      I bank with Wells Fargo because they bought the bank I was going to before, and it's a little bit of a pain in the ass to change banks. I don't pay any fees for my various accounts there. I also don't keep very much money there, because their interest rates are comparable with other national banks: 0.01% APY on a savings account, 0.05% on a CD. You can trivially do better than that with on-line options.

      But, basically, inertia. I haven't had sufficient motivation to switch.

    2. Re:"The CFPB declined... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss Wachovia

    3. Re:"The CFPB declined... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given that Wells Fargo bought my mortgage *twice* and I have no control over the matter if I wish to posses a mortgage that's how. So first time I went with Sun National Bank. Sun National Bank sold my mortgage immediately to Wells Fargo. Then I sold my home and got a new mortgage from another bank. I'm not sure who the original mortgage was through, but they have hired Well Fargo to manage the mortgage payments, so I send my money to Wells Fargo now [again]. Thank you congress for enabling this. Yes- congress passed a law in the 1990s I believe that enabled mortgages to be packaged and sold off to other entities and these entities can literally trade, sell, and transfer the right to collect payment from you almost as they see fit [within the original terms of the mortgage].

    4. Re:"The CFPB declined... by Nethead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I don't know how people continue to bank with a place that has repeatedly been shown to do everything they can to screw their customers.."

      That has always been my question. About 6 months ago I noticed that my local community bank had opened a branch next to the grocery store/pharm that I stop at at least 4 times a week. I went in an opened an account and could not be happier. I hardly ever have to show ID, they know me by name. I'm support local a local business and the local businesses that use the bank (most of their customers are commercial.) I recognize most of the board as local civic leaders and business-people. It's a small bank with a dozen locations, serving just my county. My checking account number is under 1500 and my savings account number is under 500. The provide good e-services with 2FA. Their ATM is an off brand model that I've never seen so the chances of someone making a skimmer for it is slim. The checking account is free as long as I keep $300 in savings, not an issue. I've never been asked to upgrade or add accounts. They mail me a one page statement each month that is thoughtfully 3 holed punched for storage in a binder. Financial reviews on the web give it an A rating or 4 stars. The health of assets is considered excellent.

      Why, in the tangle of FSM's noodles do people go with these huge national banks? Good local banks and S&Ls are all over the place!

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    5. Re:"The CFPB declined... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      [quote]I don't know how people continue to bank with a place that has repeatedly been shown to do everything they can to screw their customers[/quote]

      As a WF employee who started in customer service I can tell you exactly why. It's been proven that if you have 8 or more accounts with a bank, no matter how bad their service you will stay because it's too much of a pain to move your accounts. This is why WF is so hard on cross-selling and making numbers. They want to lock the customer in with the right number of accounts.

    6. Re:"The CFPB declined... by PingSpike · · Score: 1

      How do people continue to bank with these shit shows? That's easy:

      Step 1: Fight way through phone tree and cancel account

      Step 2: Move to different smaller bank.

      Step 3: Bank from step 1 acquires you new bank and converts your accounts back to the hell hole you left.

    7. Re:"The CFPB declined... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The local banks get bought out.
      2) Not all local banks invest well.

      My wife and I each went to a local bank when we were married. Today we share an account at a big bank. Both our banks became insolvent after the mortgage-backed-security crisis, so they were bought out by other banks. After a few years, the chain of buyouts had us both at the same bank, so we just consolidated accounts.

    8. Re:"The CFPB declined... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      In the case of Well Fargo, that actually happened to thosands of customers... they never signed up with Wells Fargo, Wells Fargo aquired their bank, apparently with a wink and a nod from the antitrust division.

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    9. Re:"The CFPB declined... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Good local banks and S&Ls are all over the place!

      So are crappy banks. One I especially despise is "Guaranty Bank". I think it's supposed to be pronounced like "Guarantee", but I imagine that they would open themselves up to a whole bunch of lawsuits if they actually used the word Guarantee in their name.

    10. Re:"The CFPB declined... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And now? Is this sufficient motivation to slip a couple of your wheels out of the rut?

    11. Re:"The CFPB declined... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Same here.

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    12. Re: "The CFPB declined... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually guaranty is just alternate spelling of guarantee but people in finance and real estate like to pretend they are different

    13. Re:"The CFPB declined... by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      I bank with Wells Fargo because they bought the bank I was going to before, and it's a little bit of a pain in the ass to change banks. I don't pay any fees for my various accounts there. I also don't keep very much money there, because their interest rates are comparable with other national banks: 0.01% APY on a savings account, 0.05% on a CD. You can trivially do better than that with on-line options.

      But, basically, inertia. I haven't had sufficient motivation to switch.

      You can do at least 15-95 times better than that. 0.75% APY with CapitalOne, 0.95% APY with Discover.

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  11. If one employee had done this by wickerprints · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If only a single employee had done this, they'd be sent to prison for fraud, right after being fired. But because this behavior was so widespread and apparently came from top levels, what is corporate person that is Wells Fargo to face? A fine that amounts to a slap on the wrist. After all, we can't jail anyone who might be rich and powerful enough to have allowed such fraud to be perpetuated, can we? Too big to fail = too big to jail. And this exposes the blatant hypocrisy inherent to the notion of "corporate personhood."

    1. Re:If one employee had done this by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      They also said that they would reimburse fully all of the victims.

    2. Re:If one employee had done this by amiga3D · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They committed the sin of getting caught. Therefore they have to pay. Nobody sees the inside of a jail though, that's for the little people not bankers.

    3. Re:If one employee had done this by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Question 2: How many of those 5300 ex-employees will face criminal charges for identity theft?

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    4. Re:If one employee had done this by ravenshrike · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      *cough* Hillary Clinton *cough* It's not corporate personhood that's the problem. It's the idea that too big to fail or important to jail should have any legitimacy in our society.

    5. Re:If one employee had done this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also said that they would reimburse fully all of the victims.

      Up to 5 million dollars. Do you really think over half a million credit cards and their annual fees wont exceed 5 million all on it's own let alone overdraft fees.

    6. Re:If one employee had done this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You go ahead and call for Jeb Bush, Colin Powell and about 10,000 other people to be prosecuted for the same things anytime.

    7. Re:If one employee had done this by wickerprints · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Corporate personhood absolutely lies at the heart of the problem, because it is this legal doctrine that grants corporations those rights, privileges, and protections normally granted to actual persons; and in turn, corporations are, as a single legal "person," able to wield their disproportionate economic power to influence policies, and more importantly the enforcement thereof, in their favor, regardless of politics. This is the very definition of plutocracy, and it is why, while partisans on both sides of the political spectrum bicker ceaselessly about who is to blame for systemic corruption, nothing has been fixed: because corporations have bought the favor of everyone in government whose favor can be bought, which of course is the overwhelming majority.

      The real struggle in the United States is not about Democrat versus Republican. That ideological division is perpetuated by those who are in real power--the corporate plutocrats and the companies they control, from Silicon Valley to the mainstream media to traditional manufacturing and energy production. It is in their interests to continue to pit the voting public against each other in an ultimately futile battle, because it hides who really calls the shots.

    8. Re:If one employee had done this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They committed the sin of getting caught. Therefore they have to pay. Nobody sees the inside of a jail though, that's for the little people not bankers.

      Only having to pay is a joke. At minimum they should have to pay a seriously punitive amount, such as ten times the actual costs. If they say that is not fair, then someone really needs to yank all the bs laws that require the little guys to pay amounts grossly in excess of any possible damages.

    9. Re:If one employee had done this by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Sure, just as soon as you explain the difference between gross negligence and extreme carelessness, and then explain how Jeb and Colin violated that statute.

    10. Re:If one employee had done this by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      If only a single employee had done this, they'd be sent to prison for fraud, right after being fired. But because this behavior was so widespread and apparently came from top levels, what is corporate person that is Wells Fargo to face?

      If 5300 people got sent to prison, the entire culture of underlings doing awful things to please asshole bosses would be interrupted. But, ahem, that would not be good for the Corporatist Oligarchy.

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    11. Re:If one employee had done this by Mass+Overkiller · · Score: 1

      This is not the answer. If Jeb and Colin were not caught or held to the same standards that doesn't excuse the current person from those same standards. Just because you drove a leaded-gas car in 1960 doesn't mean you need to pay for lead poisoning now that they got rid of lead from gasoline. They changed the rules, and the people who violated the new rules aren't accountable anymore. The people who are accountable are those who are supposed to follow the new rules. Thats how it works. If Colin violated the rules 15 years ago well then he should be punished. But he didn't, and those rules weren't even in place when he was SOS.

    12. Re:If one employee had done this by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

      Too big to fail = too big to jail. Its worse than this. Too big to fail = too big to punish in any meaningful way - the only thing that will get their attention is a fine or restriction on their business practices so extensive that it threatens to put them out of business or permanently cripple them - which can't ever be done because they're supposedly too big to fail. By their sheer size they have us over a barrel, and they know it, and there's nothing we can do to stop them from growing even larger - well, except for breaking them apart, but we lack the political will.

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    13. Re:If one employee had done this by Zxern · · Score: 1

      Which is great.

      Except that people in management responsible for this all get to keep the bonus money they received as a result of the scams.

    14. Re:If one employee had done this by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Well, we COULD pass a law mandating that any institution that is "too big to fail" must automatically be broken up by antitrust, but unfortunately being "too big to fail" also means "being able to afford a shit ton more on lobbyists than anyone else".

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    15. Re:If one employee had done this by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Copyright law provides fines that range from $200 to $150,000 for each work infringed. Actual fraud of customers, apparently the fine is "well, we'll pay back any charges our customers can actually _prove_ we charged them fradulently!" Yep, sounds fair to me!

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    16. Re:If one employee had done this by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Actually, single embezzlers usually are forced to resign and rewarded for staying silent, since admitting your security is so lax that insiders can easily steal from you impacts earnings more then just writing off the amount of money that was embezzled.

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    17. Re:If one employee had done this by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Jesus Tittyfuckng Christ. The gross negligence statute has been around since 1917. It has nothing to do with email itself except that in setting up a private email server in her bathroom she was quite clearly grossly negligent, or in the words of that fucking cock smear Comey himself, extremely careless, in her handling of classified information. The statute requires no malice yet the aforementioned cock smear in explaining why he was not charging Hillary said that since she didn't mean to break the law that he wasn't going to charge her. Nothing wither Jeb or Colin did has anything to do with being grossly negligent when handling classified info.

    18. Re:If one employee had done this by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Up to 5 million dollars. Do you really think over half a million credit cards and their annual fees wont exceed 5 million all on it's own let alone overdraft fees.

      You might get a couple cents out of it. I got a check for 8 cents from AT&T once from a class action I didn't even know its existence. Well, enjoy some "cents" coming your way. ;)

    19. Re:If one employee had done this by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      That's what really bugs me about this situation, it's basically a million plus instances of wire fraud at a minimum. Wells Fargo's consumer bank should have been shut down. A two hundred million dollar fine will be considered just a cost of doing business to them.

    20. Re:If one employee had done this by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I take it you are a lawyer with adequate knowledge of the case?

      In any case, the question was what sort of consequences there should be. So far, nobody has shown me a case of serious criminal prosecution for a person who revealed classified information through negligence (I have been supplied a name of someone who did something similar who was charged with a misdemeanor which was later dropped). All the cases of criminal prosecution I've seen involved someone who intentionally violated the law.

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  12. Keep Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one reason why you shouldn't auto-pay and should always check your statements every month. You will exactly know every item on your bills and statements. Anything that doesn't match your records gets investigated. I had one of those one-time airport wireless companies randomly start charging me 4 years after I used their service once. It took 4 months of charge-backs until they stopped. (I'd name them if I could remember the name, sorry.)

    The argument against that is auto-pay reduces the amount of things you have to do.

    1. Re:Keep Control by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

      Have you ever used a bank in America? There is no bill sent to a consumer, there is no choice to pay or not, they simply take the money out of the account.

    2. Re:Keep Control by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Also want to read your cell phone bill every month. More than one company has tried a simple fraud wherein they send you a text message, and if you actually receive the text message, they consider that consent to start billing you $9.99 per month for their "service" of sending you a text message. My wife was on auto-payment and never opened her T-Mobile bills, so it wasn't until I "snooped" on her bills months later and asked her what this extra fee was for that she had any idea she was being scammed. Apparently, her bill going up by $10 per month didn't raise any red flags either, apparently she never looked at her checking account statements either. Why do the cell companies allow _anyone_ who knows your phone number to start billing your account without consent? I don't know... why do banks allow _anyone_ who knows your account number (the one printed on every check you write) to electronically transfer funds out of your account as if you had signed a check? Obviously, they are making a percentage on these transactions, and if somebody commits fraud, it's YOUR job to straighten it out! (By the way, my credit union would only refund the $30 fraudulently transferred out of my account if I permantely closed the account.., which also messes up all the bill auto-paying out of that account.)

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    3. Re:Keep Control by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      No, we have Wells Fargo, and turned that shit off. My wife pays the bills online, but manually.

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  13. Was this possible because of SSNs? by jader3rd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This sounds like a reason to make it finable for a company to have your SSN, unless they are the Social Security Office, or are your employer and are contributing to social security on your behalf.

    Having a unique ID, that's so easily obtainable, is ripe for abuse.

    1. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by taustin · · Score: 1

      Good luck. Banks are required by law to have your SSN, and to report any interest income you get on your money.

      The real corruption in this is that nobody will go to prison, despite 1.5 million instances of identity theft. Not a single person will spend a single day behind bars.

      Why on earth would banks not do this? There is no downside. The fine is going to end up less than the ill-gotten gains. Pure profit.

    2. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having an easily obtainable unique ID is fine for identification, but using it for authentication is ripe for abuse.

    3. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a unique ID, that's so easily obtainable, is ripe for abuse.

      Or just get over the unique ID as identification by making it public. In Sweden we have mandatory "personnummer", about equal as SSN which is public to anyone (one can get it for anyone over 18 at http://www.upplysning.se). It is used for unique ID but noone expect it to prove that you have identified yourself by giving them the number, it is just used as a identifier. The actual identification is made by other means.
      So, a company doing stuff in your name (eg, with the number) have the burden of proof that you authorized it.

      Of course, there is still problems but "personnummer" in Sweden is quite useful as it is a very good way for handling databases of people without giving the organisations having them any simple way of misusing it. Of course, it is still covered with the quite strong privacy laws in EU about personal data, but it does free me from worrying of keeping my SSN secure. I can just hand it out to anyone without it mattering for me. To steal my identity you would need to do a lot more than just getting hold of a number.

    4. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      That;s going to make those 1099s hard to issue and of course complying with CIP.

      It would also do exactly nothing about this case - if you already have an account at that particular bank then creating another one is obviously going to be possible - it's just a number in a database after all.

      Of course 5300 people should be going to prison, but that's not going to happen.

    5. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      The SSN wasn't important in this case. By definition, your bank has whatever information is required to open an account, and can thus duplicate it. Now, some form of digital signing could be used to fix those issues, but...

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    6. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a unique ID, that's so easily obtainable, is ripe for abuse.

      The problem is not a unique ID. The problem is that this ID is not protected and is used for more than authentication. If you could ensure that your credentials are only used for yourself and authorized by you then the unique ID system would work. But a simple number (anyone could serve around) along with your other data (which doesn't qualify as 2nd factor or password) won't work for identification.

    7. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The problem with using social security numbers for authentication of anything is obvious: the number is both the user name AND password, so knowing the number proves nothing!

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    8. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Try filling out ANY credit application without giving your SSN. Without a SSN, Experian, TransUnion, and Equifax have no way of distinguishing you from the dozens of other people with the same name!

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    9. Re:Was this possible because of SSNs? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Try filling out ANY credit application without giving your SSN. Without a SSN, Experian, TransUnion, and Equifax have no way of distinguishing you from the dozens of other people with the same name!

      I know it's impossible to do now, which is why I believe that it would take legislation to fix. Would industry need to change to handle it, yes. Would it be impossible for them to do so? No.

      I imagine what would happen is that different industries would come up with their own unique identifiers for individuals, and I think that that's great.

  14. Office Space... by s1d3track3D · · Score: 1
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  15. So when will the criminal charges be brought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There will be criminal charges, right?

  16. Obligatory by Dracos · · Score: 5, Funny

    In capitalist America, stagecoach robs you!

    1. Re: Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost...
      In capitalist America, bank robs you!

    2. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, win the Internet today. Thank you for the levity!

  17. Good governance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't rocket science.

    Provide a metric for success and watch your employees "succeed". This "success" is especially great when you use sticks to threaten punishment/termination for those who don't stack up.

    Before you know it everyone left on your team are a bunch of dopers.

    1. Re:Good governance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This isn't rocket science."

      No, but it's social science. We've given up raising children with a sense of right and wrong and of shame. You take shame out of the equation and the fear of what "others" might think of you we end up with 5000+ employees who would rather victimize countless strangers so they can keep what they have rather than look for another job.

      I don't give a rip if they were threatened with getting fired. They were selfish prats with no sense of ethics. It's this attitude that ALLOWS the powerful to control the "powerless".

    2. Re:Good governance by Zxern · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately we don't support whistle blowers very well in the country. Often they get charged with crimes for the troubles. So their isn't much incentive to do the right thing either.

  18. unpunished by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If a company benefits from fraud, they are guilty of fraud. Why does basic conflict of interest go unpunished today?

    ... because they have the congress critters in their pocket. Koch brothers concluded many years ago it was better being the script writer behind the scene than being the actors on stage.

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  19. automatic deduction by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Have you ever used a bank in America? There is no bill sent to a consumer, there is no choice to pay or not, they simply take the money out of the account.

    you've just described all the banks and credit unions that I know of.

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  20. Widespread by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    There's a telecom that rhymes with "ate tea and pee" that stuffed various services, with related fees, onto our accounts, such as "fraud insurance", without us asking.

    When we complained about it being there, they would say, "Oh, we must have misunderstood you; sorry, we'll remove it."

    (The "fraud insurance" strangely didn't cover this kind of fraud.)

    I'm sure the sales people were pressured with carrots and/or sticks to find excuses to fluff up accounts.

  21. Refunds? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2

    The bank agreed to pay $185 million in fines, along with $5 million to refund customers.

    So they created millions of fake accounts and charged them fees ... and now they're required to only refund $5million to customers? Is each account only going to be refunded $5, or am I missing something here.

    If this was an individual and not a bank, he (or she) would be going to jail. This sounds like a collaborative effort. Why isn't a racketeering investigation taking place?

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    1. Re:Refunds? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      A couple weeks ago I was in a Wells Fargo to deposit a check (I hate going to banks for numerous reasons). It wasn't busy and I overheard a teller dealing with a client next to me.

      The client spoke broken English and I heard the teller explaining to him that he was being charged a fee because the balance in his checking account was below the required minimum. No compassion. No effort to try to mitigate the fee or move him into a no-fee account. The individual was sheepish and thanked the teller and just left.

      Frankly I wish banks were required to insist on individuals to keep open a no-fee checking account in order to open any other accounts with them. And if they don't offer no-feee checking, they should refer the individual to a competitor or a credit union (and be obligated to tell the individual that a credit union can offer all the benefits to an individual with low income that a bank could).

      Bastards.

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    2. Re:Refunds? by OrigamiMarie · · Score: 1

      Companies like this should be broken into little pieces and run locally. Open a new Citizens Bank of X County, in every county that they exist.

      Even if they honestly gave back every last bad fee to every individual account owner present and past (which they should be required to do), it still wouldn't be enough. Unexpectedly unavailable funds can cause a ripple effect in a person's life, which can potentially last for years. I can think of one such sequence just off the top of my head: insufficient funds -> bounced check -> more insufficient funds -> inadequate money for car repair (when there might have been just enough) -> late for / miss work too many times -> lost decent job -> lost decent housing -> that can take years to recover from.

      I fuzzily remember a bit of history: when banks were becoming a common thing, people didn't trust them. It took a federal agency and a massive PR campaign by the government for people to decide to use them. That reminds me, what the heck is the FDIC even doing? Shouldn't they be checking up on the banks they are insuring? Oh right, this won't actually kill the banks (because the government won't shut them down over it), so the FDIC isn't worried. Sigh.

    3. Re:Refunds? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Banks do not exist solely for your convenience; they exist to make money. Free checking accounts will lose the bank money unless enough money can be earned on the interest charged by loaning the money in the account to other people. For a moderate activity checking account, the breakeven point will be several hundred dollars. That covers the cost of processing checks, sending a monthly statement, paying employees and paying rent on the office.

      Banks have booklets of their fees, either out in the open or available on request.

      Nonetheless, big name banks should be avoided if at all possible.

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    4. Re:Refunds? by FaxeTheCat · · Score: 1

      Do people still use checks? wow...

    5. Re:Refunds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could pay my mortgage electronically, but the bank charges about $40 a month for the convenience. They spin it as "You'll pay off your mortgage faster!" because, instead of monthly payments, they automatically deduct half the monthly payment amount + $20 every two weeks, so you pay 13 months worth of payments a year plus $500+ in extra fees. By fudging the numbers, they hope people don't realize that they're being ripped off. Checks and stamps are a bargain in comparison.

    6. Re:Refunds? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I bounced an electronic payment, so my mortgage company arbitrarily demanded that I pay all mortgage payments BY CHECK for a year... which also cost me certified mail charges every month. I told them to show me where I had agreed to this (they had purchased the loan from the original lender) but they never did. Basically, their opinion was "you do whatever we tell you to do, or we start foreclosure". I'd never use them again, but I have no control over who my loan gets sold to on the secondary mortgage market, do I/

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  22. I'm sure most retail banks do this by dejitaru · · Score: 2

    This was the stuff that made me sick when I worked at Bank of America almost a decade ago. Everyone was so persistent to getting their numbers (especially number of checking accounts they can open) that i'd see people open up checking accounts for a customer when they already had one, or open 2-3 for a new customer, just because. You were expected to open a minimum of 3 checking accounts per day, and my branch was very slow... yeah I rarely ever hit my numbers.

    1. Re:I'm sure most retail banks do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wells Fargo did this with an account of mine years ago and I latter complained and the manager appeared to be angry at the employee that they would do such a thing when I closed the account that I did not open.

  23. This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm tending to an elderly (creeping Alzheimers-ish) parent with a Wells Fargo checking account. Out of blue she started getting a statement for a completely unused Wells Fargo-branded/partnered AmEx account. She had no recollection of ever setting something like that up, but I assumed that her trashed memory meant she checked some box or inadvertently opted in along the way without realizing it. That's still very possible. But this is even MORE possible. We are not amused.

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    1. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      I assumed that her trashed memory meant she checked some box or inadvertently opted in along the way without realizing it.

      But of course!

      Money laundering, mortgage fraud, this, the list goes on and on. Once again we confirm that the banks are criminal organizations that are too big to punish. And now, let's watch who will come running to their defense one more time with more hand waving denials :-)

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    2. Re:This explains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wells Fargo has actually been doing this for years. I've caught them on this before trying to siphon funds from me. Their response was "You must have accidentally checked the box on the web page", when I've in fact NEVER logged in to online banking at all.

      It's been going on so long, I'd have considered it SOP for them and always have kept a sharp eye on my accounts.

    3. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the bank, as a business, did it. I don't hold responsible all of those who have invested in Wells Fargo, or janitor in their HQ building, or a branch manager with whom I've never interacted. I'm glad they fire commissioned reps who pull stunts like this, just like many retailers or restaurants fire people who fake up numbers to pad their own paychecks.

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    4. Re:This explains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're well aware they can't be trusted. Why do you still do business with them?

    5. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the bank, as a business, did it.

      Exactly my point. You absolve the bank of their criminal practices.

      I don't hold responsible all of those who have invested in Wells Fargo, or janitor in their HQ building, or a branch manager with whom I've never interacted.

      So entirely irrelevant and evasive, to the point of being off topic. It has no relation to what I said. The corruption starts at the top. The quota system is SOP, as recognized by many of the other commenters. This is the culture of the business. The fraud runs rampant.

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    6. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      So let's be clear: if you work at a business, and your co-worker, unbeknownst to you, personally does something fraudulent or criminal. Was that you, or the company, doing the fraud? If your employer finds out about something unethical, and fires the person or manager responsible, how do you describe that? Or is the company, made up of thousands of employees in hundreds of branches and offices, guilty and subject to the business death you always seem to be lusting for?

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    7. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      You make many erroneous assumptions. I would list them, but, what's the point?

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    8. Re:This explains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be a smilie-face derptard, this is not the YouTube comment section.

      Thank you.

    9. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Hey, look! A classic fustakrakich non-answer to a simple, direct question! Nothing like more lazy ad hominem and the lack of any substance in order to change the subject, right?

      Again: when an employee does something wrong and costs a customer some money, is discovered by the employer to have done so and thus loses their job because of it, and the company refunds the money to the customer ... why is it that you consider the entire company guilty, again? I know, you won't be troubled to specifically answer because that takes the fun out of your "All 6,700+ banks in the United States are criminal enterprises" narrative, but maybe you could act like an adult and try out an actual response to the substance of the question, perhaps as a little learning and growth exercise for your own intellectual development?

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    10. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) Again: your assumptions are erroneous... But that never stopped you before, so why stop now, right?

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    11. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Yup, too cowardly to answer a simple question. Thanks for your consistency.

      Your stated position: "the banks" are criminal operations.

      If a waiter adds something to your bill or edits the tip you specified, does that make "the restaurants" criminal operations?

      If a retail clerk mis-rings a product to falsely get better commission, does that make "the retailers" criminal operations?

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    12. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      You are omitting critical information. Is that part of your gag? Rhetorical question... Your entire slant makes it perfectly clear.

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    13. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Asked specific questions which you cannot bring yourself to answer, because it will erode your assertion that "the banks" are criminal operations.

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    14. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      But you're not "asking" anything. I have answered all your questions, and all replies are simply met with your incessant irrational hand waving appeal to authority. I cannot/will not be your fool and take you seriously under such circumstances. Now, go crawl back under your bridge and see if somebody else will buy it (the bridge, that is). I'm gonna go watch a movie.

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    15. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      In the previous posts, I asked specific questions which, no, you did NOT answer at all. Look at your own non-responsive replies. Are you blind?

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    16. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Despite your insistence, my previous replies answer everything more than adequately.

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    17. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      No, here's how that works:

      YOU: "The Math is corrupt and probably illegally combining numbers and giving false sums!"

      ME: "Let's find some specifics so we can see what you're talking about. Does 2+2=4?"

      YOU: "I don't like your question."

      ME: "So, you can't or won't answer the question, 'Does 2+2=4' right? Just being clear."

      YOU: "My perfectly adequate answer to that question, which completely backs up my original claim that The Math is corrupt, is 'I don't like your question.' "

      ME: "That in no way addresses your assertion."

      YOU: "You area a troll."

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    18. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Wrong again. You're still leaving out half the equation. Try harder...

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    19. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      See? They guy who can always say "You're wrong," but who is too cowardly to try to assemble a cogent explanation for that assertion. Ever.

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    20. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Wasted effort on you, the emperor's pool boy, it's that simple.

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    21. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      See? Can't form even a single coherent sentence to even once attempt to back up your assertions. Which means you know they're false. At least we both know, right? You know perfectly well that when you say "the banks" are criminal operations, you're lying. It's nonsense. But rather than attempt to clarify, you simply throw around insults and slither away, hiding behind what you imagine to be intimidating condescension. Just like some pretentious phony know-it-all jerk in middle school, and for the very same reasons once challenged to back up his deliberately false narratives.

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    22. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      you're lying

      No, you are merely expressing a biased opinion, in a rather long winded fashion I might add. What do they call that? Bombast, high sounding with little to no meaning. Yeah, that's it... Unfortunate for you, I don't fall for it.

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    23. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Hey look! STILL can't muster the courage to address the very simple topic under discussion. I'm not expressing a biased opinion, I'm asking you to back up you nonsensical, demonstrably false assertion - something you can't get specific on because you know it will illustrate that you were BSing, and don't want to admit it in writing. The exact same pattern you exhibit in post after post, in exactly the same way. Which you're doing again, right now. Rather than simply address whether 6,700+ banks really are criminal operations or not (well, are they or aren't they? - see how simple a matter that is?), you're childishly trying to change the subject through amateur-hour ad hominem, the laziest example of craven intellectual dishonesty there is.

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    24. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) You know you're babbling, right? Sure is fun to watch though...

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    25. Re:This explains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bookmarking this shit. classic fustakrak

    26. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Hey look! More ad hominem in order to avoid answering that single, simple question. Why? Because you know you'll contradict your earlier assertion or have to lie, and you don't like having to make that choice. Because you're a coward. Thanks again for being so predictable.

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    27. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Why?

      Bullshit (non)-question based on false assumptions. Besides, you will just wave it off, so there's no point. I believe I spelled that out. If not, then there ya go, my brave little man... so much bombast! You trying to compensate for deficiencies in other areas?

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    28. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Bombast: Claiming "the banks" are criminal operations.

      Asking you why you'd say that, whether you mean "the banks" or "some banks" or "some employees at some banks" isn't bombast.

      You being petulant and evasive when your nonsense is pointed out, and then your acting like a child in order to try to avoid reconciling your lazy, incorrect assertions with reality - well, it would be embarrassing for most people. You double down, repeatedly, as you've just done yet again, because even admitting you said such a witless and demonstrably incorrect thing is beyond the scope of your intellectual integrity. If "the banks" are criminals, why can't the DoJ act on your special expert inside information to prosecute, oh I don't know, maybe a few hundred of those over six thousand criminal operations? Or is it that you didn't mean such a thing at all, but were just spouting BS as usual, hoping nobody would notice?

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    29. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) Yes, I always post hoping nobody will notice.

      why can't the DoJ act... to prosecute...?

      Already spelled that out previously, the Brits asked them not to. In other words, extortion. Thank you for providing another perfect example why it is a waste to take you seriously.. But don't let that stop you from carrying on.

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    30. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Fantastic non-answer, again. Are "the banks" criminal operations, or not? Yes, or no. I'm betting you are incapable answering that simple question about your own assertion.

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    31. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) You did it again... thanks!

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    32. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I did WHAT again? Asked you a specific question about your own words, a question that you're too much of a cowardly to directly answer? Here, try this, per your own description of things. Choose one:

      1) "The banks" are criminal operations, as you described them. Choosing this means you're sticking with your previous BS assertion, knowing full well that you're lying with that characterization. Or...

      2) "The banks" are not criminal operations, because despite your breathless ideological urge to describe an entire industry as such, you know perfectly well that 6,000+ banks are not criminal operations. Choosing this means you have some intellectual integrity and are willing to admit that your usual off-hand remarks are deliberate, hyperbolic crap intended for know-nothings you hope will be your friends.

      Because you don't have the balls to remark on your own BS (both sticking with the BS and admitting you were BSing are both just too painful to your tender, juvenile psyche, so again you will just try to change the subject), we can solve this for you by pointing out that the actual facts on the ground are (2), above. Which you already know. Now you're spared whatever night sweats it is you're terrified of experiencing as a result of admitting you shoot your mouth off with distortion and misrepresentations because you think it wins you some sort of /. brownie points among your fellow 9th graders. There, that must be a relief for you, huh? Problem solved! You're a bullshitter that knows you are, but no longer have to admit it out loud so you can stay in your safe space where mean people identifying that about you won't make you feel in any way uncomfortable. Hope your mom tucks you in nice and tight.

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    33. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) How much time did you waste writing all that gibberish?

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    34. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I know, people like you find it amazing that someone can write a couple of paragraphs quickly without running it past mom first. That's OK, don't worry - you've already answered the question. You've answered #2 as expected. Thanks for acknowledging the obvious! Go on now, it's past your bed time.

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    35. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter how many paragraphs you blurt out, it's still gibberish.

      You've answered #2 as expected.

      ? Ooookay?

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    36. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      What's gibberish? The part where I mention your own words, or the part where I point out that they're nonsense because "the banks" aren't criminal operations? Specifically, which of those is gibberish? Your sweeping assertion about 6,000+ plus businesses? Yeah, that was gibberish all right. Or is the gibberish the part where I point out that you're too cowardly to address your own nonsense, and just hide like a baby while trying to change the subject? I can see how you wish you couldn't parse English when being asked simple questions, so you can avoid acknowledging your own bullshit. That's your usual pattern.

      Are "the banks" criminal operations? Yes or no.

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    37. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Read this link, and you tell me. Try to put the gibberish aside if you are able..

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    38. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      See? You can't even form a single sentence confirming whether your OWN assertion is simply true or false. Are "the banks" criminal operations? Yes or no.

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    39. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) See? You're just wasting your own time writing more gibberish. Everything you need to know has already been posted and linked...

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    40. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Wow, are you really THAT afraid of answering a simple yes or no question? What has you so frightened?

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    41. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) Keep squeezing that red nose of yours. I laugh every time it squeaks.

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    42. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Have you considered talking to someone, you know, for a little bit of help with your inability to look at your own words and decide if you agree with them or not? That's a strange problem you have there. Let's reformat:

      Are your own words accurate? Yes or no.

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    43. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Of course they are! You're the one with the difficulty and carrying on with the absurd charade here.

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    44. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      OK, so you've identified - unlike anyone else in the entire law enforcement community - over 6,700 ongoing criminal operations. So what you're really saying is that hundreds of thousands of people in law enforcement are also in on this vast criminal network? Do tell.

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    45. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) You did it again... You truly fascinate me

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    46. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Ah, see? The moment we touch on what your words actually MEAN, you run scared and relapse back to your default juvenile avoidance. Because we sure wouldn't want to have to question what your wild assertions actually say, would we? You will only qualify yourself as right, and everyone else as wrong, but don't have the backbone to admit you're spouting bullshit when your words are compared to reality. Your 100% inability to do anything but change the subject is definitely more than just a character flaw. It's a phobia of some sort. Perhaps a support group of some sort, where you can talk to other bullshitters and admit you can't talk about your own words? It might help.

      Watch, we'll do it again: Are "the banks" criminal operations? Which crime is it that all of the "the banks" are committing? Specifically.

      You will now do ANYTHING to avoid showing you have no substance to back up your nonsensical assertion.

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    47. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) My previous posts answered your "question". Try learning the power of comprehension.

      You will only qualify yourself as right, and everyone else as wrong...

      No, just you. Many other people understood what I said perfectly well. But you want to be the emperor's house boy, so, here you are.

      But you finally revealed one of your issues. Not once did I ever mention the word "all". That's just one of your mistaken assumptions, intentionally made as a distraction I will assume. You like to put words in peoples' mouths they never said. It's a common diversion. I liked watching you do it, so I guess that party is over.

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    48. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      "The banks" refers to the entire set, by definition. You didn't say "these" (followed by specifics), you didn't say "some" (followed by any indication of of whether that would mean 1% of them or half of them or 99% of them). No, you referred to "the banks." Why would you choose that word, if you didn't mean it? We both know - because that's how you'd like the narrative to sound, even though you know it's fiction. The only "intentional" thing here is your choice to deliberately use that very unambiguous word, and then act like a child when someone points out that here - just as in so many of your posts - you're making a bullshit sweeping assertion because it fits your pet narrative. Just like you always attempt to support that narrative by carefully never getting specific and backing up your breathless mischaracterizations.

      Even as the middle school student you are, you know the difference between "this bank," "that bank," those banks," "these banks," "some banks," and "the banks." If you're going to pretend you're too dull witted to be able to choose between those words, why should anyone ever listen to anything you have to say? So which is it - too dumb, or too lying? You were too dumb to choose the right words, or you chose the wrong ones, on purpose, to paint a knowingly false narrative. The latter, based on your track record, is consistent with how you think and what you think OF the people you hope will swallow your BS without doing any critical thinking.

      This site is full of people who make one-off BS remarks. But you work at it steadily because you think it somehow serves your world view to bullshit about even the most obviously debunkable things. Why? What's your angle? Why the knowing bullshit on a regular basis?

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    49. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) Whatcha writin' there, War and Peace? You just love to drone on and on... about nothing.. Gimme more!

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    50. Re:This explains... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Yup, I was right. You're so afraid of addressing your own bullshit that you're even pretending you can't handle reading a paragraph or two. Anything to change the subject. But, obviously, that reading deficit aligns very well with your inability to differentiate between extremely complicated words like "these," "this," those," and "the." I know, it's complicated. What other word salad do you spit out, if you can't handle choosing between those words? Do people laugh at you? Maybe that explains why you're so scared of answering simple questions about your own words - that process points out that you can't even select words that reflect reality.

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    51. Re:This explains... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      What other word salad do you spit out...?

      Moi?

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  24. No jail? by AndyKron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why aren't these people going to jail?

    1. Re:No jail? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Why aren't these people going to jail?

      You know, at this point Wells Fargo needs to go to jail. Yeah, I mean the company. Maybe they can build a huge freaking jail around the headquarters while everybody's at work.

    2. Re:No jail? by stevez67 · · Score: 2

      Just around the office of the CEO, and the boardroom during a board meeting. And leave them there.

    3. Re:No jail? by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Bathory-style, is a fitting punishment for d'em blood-suckers.

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  25. the top needs to due time like nazi germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In nazi Germany when the top said kill the Jews it happened.

  26. I wonder by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Wells Fargo is still using TekPortal. That thing is such a pile of crap that I would not trust my money with those assholes.

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  27. their upsell system sucks by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    This happens over and over at companies who incentivize their customer service people to push services and accounts. If you ever go to Wells Fargo they always try to shift you into a new kind of account or something. And so I'm sure if not enough people walk in they just resort to making up fake people or changing account signups for people who didn't even show up.

    Creating this kind of structure is bad business and leads to dumb things like this.. Companies shouldn't be so stupid as to make this mistake over and over.

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  28. The second screwing burns even worse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But imagine paying fees on a ghost account you didn't even sign up for.

    Then imagine you try to sue them for it and it's thrown out of court because the cheating agent who signed you up agreed on your behalf to settle any differences in arbitration.

    1. Re:The second screwing burns even worse! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Any lawyers want to comment on whether an arbitration clause you didn't actually agree to because someone else forged the contract is a legally enforceable contract? I'm going to guess that it isn't.

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  29. Get rid of social security & the system entire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't need social security. There was a time before the government had its paws in charity. Back then people actually donated money without the threat of violence to charity. They saved up pennies and put them into accounts and investments for retirement. Now we live in a nanny state. We can't afford to send our kids to good schools. We're dependant on government schools to educate our kids and make them dependant on the state too!

    No. I want to opt out of this ridicules system altogether. We don't need it. If you think like me and rather take a small insignificant risk or two for the sake of living free come join me in New Hampshire. I moved to New Hampshire because of the Free State Project. Which is a migration movement of people who want to get rid of government and the use of violence against peaceful people. We don't think the government has a right to control. To tell us what to do. We have a right to do as we please so long as it doesn't injure other people. We shouldn't be tagged (social security, licenses plates, etc) or require permission to live (work, drive, etc). We shouldn't be forced to pay taxes under the threat of violence (what they'll do if you don't comply). If you don't agree with the artificial construct called copy"right" they'll lock you up and take away your liberty. Well, that's just plane wrong and undemocratic. The Freenet project says it best: "You cannot guarantee freedom of speech and enforce copyright law" and you need freedom of speech for a true democracy. Freenet also says: "The core problem with copyright is that enforcement of it requires monitoring of communications, and you cannot be guaranteed free speech if someone is monitoring everything you say."

    www.freestateproject.org www.freekeene.com www.freetalklive.com

  30. Systemic unethical behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything is working as designed. Put pressure on the front line employees to violate ethics/break the law, profit from it, fire 'em when they get caught. WF C levels loved to brag about how many products each WF customer had (highest in the industry BTW).

  31. Did you RTFA? by rsilvergun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...some states started using recidivism models to guide sentencing. These take into account things like prior convictions, where you live, drug and alcohol use, previous police encounters, and criminal records of friends and family. "

    That sounds pretty awful to me. Grow up in a bad neighborhood thanks to 250 years of institutionalized racism (google it if you don't understand the term), Go directly to Jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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    1. Re:Did you RTFA? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What the fuck does this have to do with mathematics?

      It's a clickbait headline that damages the credibility of the underlying story and makes me distrust its content. It may or may not be correct but instinctively I don't believe it.

      Mathematics is not racist.

    2. Re:Did you RTFA? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Hosting it on CNN damages the credibility of the underlying story.

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  32. Make the bank really pay by Maclir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    by revoking it's banking license. They clearly are not capable of operating with the degree of ethics required, so shut them down. And mark all the executives as ineligible to work in a financial / securities / insurance business for the term of their working life.

    1. Re:Make the bank really pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by revoking it's banking license. They clearly are not capable of operating with the degree of ethics required, so shut them down. And mark all the executives as ineligible to work in a financial / securities / insurance business for the term of their working life.

      Because that would shut down HUD. Government backed mortgages are outsourced to the big banks. The largest servicer of government backed loans is Wells Fargo.

      Basically, Wells Fargo gets paid to collect mortgage payments on the government's/Fannie's/Freddie's behalf. They don't actually put up any capital, and therefore take no risk. It's all profit for Wells Fargo, while the taxpayers take all of the risk!

  33. Because throwing a whole bunch of minimum wage by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    shmoes in jail for doing something they were probably ordered to do by the powers that be isn't in the best interests of society? Jeez, what is it with people always wanting to punish the little guy. There are much, much better targets for your outrage than a few dirt poor losers trying to make rent this week.

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    1. Re:Because throwing a whole bunch of minimum wage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "shmoes in jail for doing something they were probably ordered to do"

      No these aren't the people to go to jail but the ones doing the ordering. But probably these 5,300 idiots signed NDAs under threat by WellsFargo instead of defending their rights and possible jail time for fraud, so no whistleblowers

    2. Re:Because throwing a whole bunch of minimum wage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh cry me a river, they committed fraud. You know someone who is currently unemployed because they aren't willing to work a fraudulent job, and they're worse off because these shmoes said "OK sure".

      If you feel so sorry for the poor then you should give them actual support, not a free pass to scam.

  34. Re:Get rid of social security & the system ent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shaddap faggot.

  35. It's only okay... by vell0cet · · Score: 1

    It's only okay if executives do it. When they do it, they're finding new revenue sources and increasing stockholder value.

    When employees do it, it's fraud and they get fired.

  36. Banking regulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Federal Government: Banking Regulations? Naaaa. Lets find a way to make em richer!

  37. impressive! by e432776 · · Score: 1

    These guys make the VW cheats look like amateurs. Straight keptomania by 1000s of employees. Impressive.

  38. As a Wells Fargo Customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was happily not impacted by this. However, every time I visited a branch office, someone always wanted to talk to me about the opportunities I've missed by not getting 1) a credit card, 2) a loan 3) better interest through a particular account 4) etc.. At one point, I was presented with a form containing a checklist of my future financial goals, I refused to check a single item, which infuriated the agent. Most of my funds are in a credit union, and I use Wells Fargo rarely.

  39. Fired instead of Jail, just like Police Officers by Flentil · · Score: 1

    Until now, I didn't know Wells Fargo employees had the same above-the-law protections as police officers. What other occupations allow you to break laws and get away with no legal repercussions?

  40. Worker bees only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Executives were harmed during the staging of this public relations event.

  41. How did they expect to get away with this? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    Thousands or tens of thousands of customers complaining about unexplained fees - that's not going to raise a red flag?

    1. Re:How did they expect to get away with this? by dietdew7 · · Score: 1

      Your comment struck me as particularly humorous. If that was your intent, good on you.

  42. A list? by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Is there any way to check if you were one of the Wells Fargo customers they screwed over? Also, why did they only pay back $5 million to their compromised customers?

    1. Re:A list? by dietdew7 · · Score: 1

      How to tell if you were/are being screwed by Wells Fargo? Function AmIBeingScrewed ( WellsFargoCustomerStatusFlag binary) binary( ( BEGIN return WellsFargoCustomerStatusFlag; END );

  43. Pot calling kettle black. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wells-Fargo ? These are the same fucking banksters that were laundered about 378 BILLION $$ for the Mexican drug cartels. The fine was like only $200 million. I doubt the CEO went to jail.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/how-wachovia-laundered-billions-in-mexican-drug-money-2011-4

  44. Without their knowledge???? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    From a technical standpoint, moving money without your consent I can understand, but how the fuck do you not *KNOW* that you are getting charged an NSF fee?

    And what kind of moron doesn't at least investigate into what transpired to cause an NSF charge in the first place?

    Even if you had so much money that you wouldn't notice if some went missing due to incidental bank fees, if you're getting charged an NSF fee, then that means you DIDN'T have the money... so how the hell can someone not notice this?

  45. This is breathtaking. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    First, the penalties are missing two zeros. This is about as criminal as it gets.

    Not only front line reps but management, compliance, legal are either involved or were deceived, both of which are grounds for mass terminations.

    Other damages?

    - Those overdrafts probably impacted credit scoring. $$$
    - overdrafts often cause other fees, higher costs for good and services, deposits for utility accounts, lots of impacts. $$$$
    - The privacy violations alone are worthy of higher penalties.
    - This should trigger enhanced oversight and reporting, and that should, by design, cost. $$$$$.

    If the company I worked for did this, I would flee. Wow. They got off cheap.

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  46. Radio Shack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was only one problem among many, but Radio Shack went bankrupt at least partially for much the same reason: corporate office demanding X number of cell phone sign-ups per month from each employee. With moving goalposts if you made last month's quota.

    Wikipedia sums it up nicely: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RadioShack#Financial_decline

    Store employees concentrated efforts selling profitable mobile contracts, while other customers seeking assistance were neglected and left the stores in frustration.

    The part that Wikipedia misses is that RS employees were so desperate to get some cell sales, any cell sales, some of us started "cutting corners" on the contracts, misrepresenting the cell plans and using high-pressure sales tactics. These shafted customers would cancel their plans in droves when they got out of earshot, and eventually Verizon dumped RS.

    In 2005, a switch in featured wireless providers caused a 62 percent drop in fourth-quarter earnings

  47. Corporate criminal responsibility? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Somehow I feel it ought to be a crime for a company to create an environment in which crime is highly likely to happen; whether it is through lack of leadership or incompetence. Creating false accounts for profit is clearly fraud, in my view, and the scale of the problem indicates that the company leadership have been appallingly incompetent, at the very least, and they should be banned from running a business - I don't know if this is possible in the US, but it certainly is in UK.

  48. How many employees does it take?... by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Could you say that 5,300 makes it a conspiracy? The numbers are quite staggering and I don't see how it amounts to a mere $5 million in damages to the victims.

    1. Re:How many employees does it take?... by turp182 · · Score: 1

      5,300 makes it a business practice, not a conspiracy.

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  49. Not the 1st time Wells Fargo was horrific to us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    Once I got a call from some nice lady in another state who told me she had all my loans documents for my home purchase. The docs had my social security# income and all my personal information. Turns out Wells Fargo had a problem with their Industrial printers when they matched mailing addresses to a customers loan docs. They did not match correctly. Thousands of people's personal information went to complete strangers. Hearing of this I demanded to have my wells fargo account numbers changed. They refused saying it was to hard to do. 5 years later I still have the same loan number and I worry quite a bit about who has seen my account numbers (saving, loan, 401k etc.). The worst thing is after this they sent me a scam website with a coupon for 30 days of free credit protection. You know the type that auto bills your credit card after 30 days and keeps on billing no matter how hard you try to cancel. Like a fool I signed up for 30 days. I ended up paying for 60 because I could not cancel it the first 3 times I called in due to busy lines. When a false claim did show up on my credit report the company would not help me fix it...Stating they only reported credit report changes, they don't actually fix things. Wells Fargo needs to stop hiring suits and needs to hire people that actually fix things.

  50. One things is not like the other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slapped with ... penalty

    agreed to pay

  51. Simple by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Why, in the tangle of FSM's noodles do people go with these huge national banks? Good local banks and S&Ls are all over the place!

    To go along with a total absence of healthy foods, non-affluent urban centers aren't going to have 'home-town banks or S&Ls' down the block; they're only going to have payday loan(sharks) and a-hole corporate money vacuums like Wells Fargo, as the market is very much held captive by environment and circumstance. Being poor is very, very expensive.

    1. Re:Simple by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where you live, but large cities do still have community banks.

      A two second Google search found this article, The Best Small Business Banks in Chicago. I don't see any big banks on that list.

  52. $5million for 1.5million accounts??! by darkonc · · Score: 1
    That's about $3/account. I'm pretty sure that they made more than $3 per improperly opened account. My guess is that they're going to wait for people to complain, and hope that most people don't take the time to go through the bureaucratic process needed to claim the refunds (a process that will probably be much more involved than the one needed to open the fake accounts in the first place.

    Cynical?? yep!

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  53. A Best Buy clerk did this to me years ago by twistofsin · · Score: 1

    Shopping for Christmas and they were offering $10 off your purchase if you applied for a card. I asked if I could decline the card if I didn't like the offer and was told yes. The offer was horrible and I said no, two weeks later a card showed up in my mailbox.

  54. Criminal charges? by phaserbanks · · Score: 1

    Identity theft?

    Conspiracy? (5300 people don't commit the same fraud coincidentally)

    Speaking of fraud...Fraud?

  55. Better Call Saul! by lamer01 · · Score: 1

    He will set this straight

  56. It's all phony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ::start_tirade

    I'm gonna open a phony account, put some phony money in it and get a phony credit card and spend phony money that I don't even have (how phony is that?).

    We need to get back to reality.
    I give you a pound of coffee I roasted for 2 flounder that you caught (happened to me this morning).
    It all seemed very real to me.

    A phony economy is founded upon the illusion of money.
    How much phony money is your home worth today?
    During the phony housing market crash, phony house values dropped significantly.
    Did your home lose a bedroom? No. It's just an illusion of phony value that can change dramatically.

    Keep it real. Abandon the use of money.

    ::end_tirade

    1. Re:It's all phony by seniorcoder · · Score: 1

      How can we be sure you are real and not some chatbot?

    2. Re: It's all phony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He moved the bits down the wire himself, the old fashioned way...

  57. Federal Reserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has nothing to do with government, its privately own corp, the whole banking system is build and design to extract maximum shit from the peasants, on top of that the whole human race is probably not on top of food pyramid and probably is owned, run and designed by very nice guys with a friendly name damn archons.

    have nice day

  58. Perspective: WF Financials for 2015... by Lust · · Score: 1

    Full year 2015:
    * Net income of $23.0 billion, consistent with 2014
    * Diluted earnings per share (EPS) of $4.15, up 1 percent
    * Revenue of $86.1 billion, up 2 percent
    * Pre-tax pre-provision profit1 of $36.3 billion, up 3 percent
    * Return on assets (ROA) of 1.32 percent and return on equity (ROE) of 12.68 percent
    * Returned $12.6 billion to shareholders through dividends and net share repurchases

    [source] https://www08.wellsfargomedia....

  59. I remember that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually knew the guy who became the store manager right after that whole fiasco. I later met him in a school class and found out it was why he was so laid back compared to previous gamestop assholes. He'd come to my state for college and had to spend a year to get qualify for resident discounts. Long story short he got hired on his first try the day before that shit happened. Everybody else on staff fired/quit. He got levelled up to manager I think that week. Since they no longer had the magazine shit pressing down on him he was able to run the store pretty effectively and the locals mostly loved it (other than the lowballing on used game tradeins), but they start fucking with him about scheduling when he got into college the semester I got to know him (outside of him being that guy at gamestop), He I think quit at just over a year in order to focus on his college career with no plans to ever work for them again. Pretty much everyone I know who worked for them, Sears, 7-11, etc has had similiar things to say about those jobs as well. There is a serious lack of leadership in america, and it is most visible in government, and middle to upper management.

    1. Re: I remember that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story bro. Now please give us contact info for your weird man crush. Nothing bad will happen. For realz.

  60. Sarbanes-Oxley evidently does not apply to banks by cpm99352 · · Score: 1

    Sarbanes Oxley (SOX) was supposed to mandate C-level knowledge and responsibility for all actions. Yet here we are with no SOX charges.

    WF's C-levels were either aware of the activity or ignorant. If ignorant then this is a SOX violation.

    As a bonus, this is Elizabeth Warren's province, and she is exposed for the toothless sellout she really is.

    FYI, a much better article on the subject.

  61. Blatant by U8MyData · · Score: 1

    This is as systemic, blatant, and direct as Hillary Clinton's e-mail server. Expletives deleted. When do we get to feel like members of society rather than something to be harvested? American exceptionalism, if it actually exists, requires us to be better than most and we are failing.

    1. Re:Blatant by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

      And just like Hillary they are too big to fail/go to jail

    2. Re:Blatant by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, "American"... as in nobody in any other country in the world ever tries to cheat or game the systems that are in place for personal benefit! First rules of business: whatever behavior you reward, you create more of. If it requires cheating to get rewarded, people will cheat. Heck, even school teachers will cheat on tests if given enough incentive: https://www.washingtonpost.com...

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  62. Not the first company to have this problem by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Oracle had a similar problem in the '90s; offered sales and marketing people huge bonuses for meeting their numbers, so they simple booked orders that customers hadn't actually approved and billed customers for time that wasn't actualy worked. My manager, Ken Ross, at Oracle Marketing pulled down a $40,000 quarterly bonus by billing customers for contractor time that wasn't actually spent working on their projects. Of course, later they had to back out all those fradulent sales and re-release all their earnings reports... not sure on whether everybody got to keep their bonuses or if anyone got fired, I was long gone myself by then.

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  63. Anyone heard of the Miniscribe incident? by gosand · · Score: 1

    Quentin Thomas ("QT") Wiles was brought in to turn around the company, and his high-pressure 'management style' led to disaster for the company.

    When hard drive salesmen were rewarded for great performance and punished for less-than-great performance, some managers didn't handle the pressure well.
    "the managers rented a second warehouse in Colorado where they personally packed 26,000 bricks into hard drive boxes and shipped them to Singapore in order to shore up the inventory count. After the count was complete, they recalled those serial numbers as defective units, but instead of writing them off, they checked them into inventory, along with other failed drives that had been returned."

    Miniscribe on Wikipedia
    More on QT Wiles and MiniScribe bankruptcy

    You would think that this DASH process by Wiles was abandoned, but I've seen it used today... for IT projects! Although the pressure as far as I can tell has been reasonable.

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  64. Re:Get rid of social security & the system ent by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    We don't need social security. There was a time before the government had its paws in charity. Back then people actually donated money without the threat of violence to charity. They saved up pennies and put them into accounts and investments for retirement. Now we live in a nanny state. We can't afford to send our kids to good schools. We're dependant on government schools to educate our kids and make them dependant on the state too!

    No. I want to opt out of this ridicules system altogether. We don't need it. If you think like me and rather take a small insignificant risk or two for the sake of living free come join me in New Hampshire. I moved to New Hampshire because of the Free State Project. Which is a migration movement of people who want to get rid of government and the use of violence against peaceful people. We don't think the government has a right to control. To tell us what to do. We have a right to do as we please so long as it doesn't injure other people. We shouldn't be tagged (social security, licenses plates, etc) or require permission to live (work, drive, etc). We shouldn't be forced to pay taxes under the threat of violence (what they'll do if you don't comply). If you don't agree with the artificial construct called copy"right" they'll lock you up and take away your liberty. Well, that's just plane wrong and undemocratic. The Freenet project says it best: "You cannot guarantee freedom of speech and enforce copyright law" and you need freedom of speech for a true democracy. Freenet also says: "The core problem with copyright is that enforcement of it requires monitoring of communications, and you cannot be guaranteed free speech if someone is monitoring everything you say."

    www.freestateproject.org www.freekeene.com www.freetalklive.com

    Oh, look, another Libertarian fantasist. You know what happened before Social Security? Many elderly people ended up in abject poverty. Saving for retirement is great, I do it too. But I make a professional salary that puts me in the top 8% of national income. Poor people don't have the extra cash. If people gave to charity in enough volume to address the issue, we wouldn't need Social Security to begin with.

    The idea that free people can live and get along without government might work on a commune or some other simple society. But for a complex society like the modern United States it is ridiculously inadequate. You think we can have a space agency, a modern military, and an interstate highway system with everyone just donating what they want to? Do you think you can plan ahead with everyone paying as much or as little tax as they want, or none at all? Do you think the national economy works like a fucking lemonade stand? Fire departments used to be private and paid for by people who wanted fire protection. They don't do that anymore. Maybe you should find out why.

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  65. Identity theft? by locotx · · Score: 1

    Somewhere down the line this had to have been used for some sort of Identity Theft usage as well right? I just can't find the handle. Can anyone find a way to leverage what was just exposed and how it can pertain to identity theft?

  66. Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firing and fines is not enough.

    Senior managers (VP and up) need to start going to prison over shit like this.

    And not country club prison, but federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

    Then, maybe, the corporations will get the message.

  67. Bank should be prosecuted under RICO act by lbates_35476 · · Score: 1

    RICO Act- The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, commonly referred to as the RICO Act or simply RICO, is a United States federal law that provides for extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. With all the fines for bad behavior (LIBOR rigging, Gold fix rigging, Subprime Mortgage rigging, ..., need I go on) it is clear the many banks are ongoing criminal organizations and MUST be prosecuted. I'm not holding my breath because the Justice Department is scared $hitle$$ of the banks. The banks played a high stakes game of "chicken" with the government back in 2008 and now they OWN them.

  68. Re: Get rid of social security & the system en by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why were those elderly people in poverty? Their family not taking care of them? So is it right to FORCE everyone else take care of them? Do we have a right to live in affluence at the expense of others? Not in the constitution. It says we have a right to life (nobody has a right to just come and kill us anytime, that would be a crime) and liberty (nobody has a right to arrest us arbitrarily) and pursuit of happiness (we can do whatever we want to do as long as we are not hurting or endangering others or acting unlawfully).

    Social security is unconstitutional. By forcing me to pay for taking care of other people, which necessarily means profit for pharmacies and hospitals, the government is violating my right to liberty and pursuit of happiness.

    Not the same as paying for roads and schools, which also benefit me.

  69. Re: Not the 1st time Wells Fargo was horrific to u by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree they suck, but one way to force those numbers to change is to open accounts at another bank. Rates are low recently, its a good time to refinance the loans.