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  1. Imposter on Craig Wright Claims He's Satoshi Nakamoto, the Creator Of Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    I am Satoshi and so is my wife!
    We are also Charlie Hebdo and Sasha Fierce.

  2. The Titanic sank, it has sunk.

  3. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? on Warmest March In Global Recordkeeping (wunderground.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm just one person.

    So am I, and most of my friends and all of Denmark and the rest of Europe....

    See where I am going?

  4. Neither on Slashdot Asks: Do You Prefer To Handwrite or Type Notes? (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    I don't take notes, I just remember important things and forget the rest. Now, where was I....

  5. Re:Stepping stone on Google's AlphaGo AI Beats Lee Se-dol Again, Wins Go Series 4-1 (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Black or white stepping stone?

  6. Re:I thought I heard something on Microsoft Brings SQL Server To Linux (betanews.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think you mean imploded. Explode means stuff moving away very fast. That requires stuff.

  7. Give them an award! on Carbon Nanotube Films Stronger Than Kevlar (acs.org) · · Score: 1

    And the Oscar goes to.... Carbon nanotube films!

  8. Texas <=> Taxes, coincidence? I think not.

  9. Re:It's Poland. Who cares. on Six Missing HDDs Contain Health Information of Nearly a Million Patients (corporate-ir.net) · · Score: 1
    Never mind the data, what about the missing customers?

    on 950,000 customers that went missing

  10. What's in a name? on California Bill Would Require Phone Crypto Backdoors · · Score: 1

    California Bill, Indiana Jones and Dakota Johnson, You 'murkins are a funny lot.

  11. Re:Interesting team on Former Mozilla CEO Launches Security-Centric Browser Brave · · Score: 1

    Politics makes for strange bedfellows and it wouldn't surprise me if Elissa was another one of those feminists who has more in common with someone like Benny Hinn than they do with supporting the actual ideals of the movement.

    You most mean Benny Hill. There, fixed that for you.

  12. Re:I blame Disney on Diary of Anne Frank Subject To Copyright Dispute (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    We all know who Mel Gibson blames...

  13. Re:Oh Happy Days on Microsoft Ends Support For Internet Explorer 8-10 and Windows 8 (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    According to statcounter IE11 has more than 10% of the market. That's twice Safari's share. But IE11 is more standards compliant, so maybe it's not as necessary as it was.

  14. Re:Seems overly optimistic on Coast-To-Coast Autonomous Tesla Trips 2-3 Years Out, Says Elon Musk (google.com) · · Score: 1

    I think the current 33-foot limit is caused by early prudence rather than technology limitations.

    I think it's chosen because it's very close to 10 meters, a figure that actually means something to most of the world.

  15. Re:Which "interests" are being supported? on Uber In Retreat Across Europe · · Score: 1

    Good work Frankfurt. Ich bin ein Frankfurter!

  16. Of course, it will on Will Advanced AI Spell the End of Lawyers? · · Score: 1

    Here is the algoritm:

    1. Whatever
    2. Whatever
    3. Profit!

  17. worse, or did you mean würst?

  18. "...point to a CEO who was in way over his head,"

    He'd better wear a comdom then! (drum roll)

  19. Re:Nothing! on Ask Slashdot: Keeping My Data Mine? (2015 Edition) · · Score: 1

    as a professional system admin ( In a former life) your data is hovering above the /dev/null file.

    No, I use http://devnull-as-a-service.co....

  20. Just ask the global warming crowd.

    Just ask the anti-global warming crowd.

    There, fixed that for you.

  21. Also consider this... on Prolonged Sitting and Poor Sleep Can Work Together To Shorten Your Life (latimes.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mortality is higher among slashdot users with a low user id. Makes you think doesn't it?

  22. Re:OK, so... on Pesticides Turn Bumblebees Into Poor Pollinators (acs.org) · · Score: 1

    I - for one - salute our new asteroid-mined, 3d-printed robot drone bee overlords.

  23. Re:Easy answer on CIOs Spend a Third of Their Time On Security (enterprisersproject.com) · · Score: 1

    Me, me! I'm Random Slashdotter...

  24. Re:Zune! Zune! Zune! on Microsoft Kills Off Zune Music Service (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1

    My kingdom for some moderator points! Thank you, sir.

  25. Re:5/16 Inch = 8mm on Chinese Researchers Reveal Active Stealthy Material (popsci.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Thank you. 8mm actually sounds like a lot. And by the way: The world is metric, learn to live with it.