I like him because anyone who backs his points of view finds themselves agreeing, point-for-point, with a crazy person. Most people in places of power tend to avoid associating themselves with the derranged.
I like him because I fear the day he is replaced in his crusade by someone even remotely competent. Yikes.
Gasoline burns much longer and emits more photons per second than kerosene ever could believe. It begins to approach 70% efficiency, no joke! Plus, if you keep pouring more gasoline onto the surface, the fire never runs out of fuel -- if you rigged a automatic pouring mechanism, it could theoretically last for hours, perhaps even days.
Take that, BigPetrol! We're finally on our way towards an oil-free world, everybody! Huzzah!
Games have a development cycle of 2-3 years, especially top-notch games like Metroid. Considering I'm fairly sure I remember reading someone had noticed changes to the wiimote as recently as a few months before launch, it makes perfect sense that the design/layout/API/etc. wasn't finalized by the time MP3 was in full dev cycle.
Them's the breaks. Sucks? Sure. Unreasonable? Not at all.
A mass sitting on a horizontal frictionless surface is attached to one end of spring; the other end is fixed to a wall. 3.0 J of work is required to compress the spring by 0.12 m. If the mass is released from rest with the spring compressed, it experiences a maximum acceleration of 15 m/s/s. Your job is to find the value of the spring constant. What do you do?
Wow, that's classic! You are one twisted twisted mofo -- being able to come up with that load right there on the spot? Awesome!
Honestly though, people. The "G" version is totally acceptable for most people's needs. Totally not worth it to buy the "P" version, as it is missing some digital acuity in the upper kilobaud range -- dunno about you, but I notice it every time. The "N" version shows promise, though -- I can't wait until the FCC finally gets their act together and reqires the BetaMax filters to be installed on all TVs, and we'll get some *real* action.
Dude, I swear, I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face! Classic!
I usually end up implementing a single function with all sorts of optional arguments, and checks to determine whether a particular parameter is an array
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The most beautiful code in the world is that block of code that finally gets the shit to compile and build yes yes yes ohhhh thank you thank you god i can go home now wait hold it jesus fuck fucking wait what time is it the clock says its wednesday i thought it was tuesday fucking shit whatever oh shit oh shit shit shit oh shit i didn't call julie again shit shit shit shit shit well thats fucking great ive been here for the last 46 hours and now im finally able to go home to my pissed off wife who will ultimately deny me sex again and make me sleep on the goddamn couch like a goddamn dog. fucking beautiful.
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You sound reasonable.
Congratulations! You will never serve on a jury. You'll be excused from the jury pool early enough to make it into work.
Such strange notation, I agree. No doubt we have those meddling Hungarians to thank for this...
He also loves...
Baseball!
I was thinking about applying there someday.
Bummer.
You must be new here! Welcome!
I'll accept that the day we can immediately remove the President from office because he is not trying to be a legitimate world leader.
I like him because anyone who backs his points of view finds themselves agreeing, point-for-point, with a crazy person. Most people in places of power tend to avoid associating themselves with the derranged.
I like him because I fear the day he is replaced in his crusade by someone even remotely competent. Yikes.
::cough, cough::
::cough:: breathe right now...
::cough:: smug in the air...
Sorry, can't
With all the
*chik-shik*
I do...
No, no, no!
Gasoline burns much longer and emits more photons per second than kerosene ever could believe. It begins to approach 70% efficiency, no joke! Plus, if you keep pouring more gasoline onto the surface, the fire never runs out of fuel -- if you rigged a automatic pouring mechanism, it could theoretically last for hours, perhaps even days.
Take that, BigPetrol! We're finally on our way towards an oil-free world, everybody! Huzzah!
Ahh, well technically that plan may end up having more to do with trademark law...
The system works!
Games have a development cycle of 2-3 years, especially top-notch games like Metroid. Considering I'm fairly sure I remember reading someone had noticed changes to the wiimote as recently as a few months before launch, it makes perfect sense that the design/layout/API/etc. wasn't finalized by the time MP3 was in full dev cycle.
Them's the breaks. Sucks? Sure. Unreasonable? Not at all.
Who hasn't ?
While you're right, I only can imagine he was implying the "from-Bubba" form of freedom.
What if I don't already have my own Mack truck?
Cold, monotonous, unforgivingly rule-based, and prone to causing a huge ruckus at the slightest hint of user error?
Um...[cough]... wh-why do you ask?
Amazing, it's just like my girlfriend
What do you do?
Wow, that's classic! You are one twisted twisted mofo -- being able to come up with that load right there on the spot? Awesome!
Honestly though, people. The "G" version is totally acceptable for most people's needs. Totally not worth it to buy the "P" version, as it is missing some digital acuity in the upper kilobaud range -- dunno about you, but I notice it every time. The "N" version shows promise, though -- I can't wait until the FCC finally gets their act together and reqires the BetaMax filters to be installed on all TVs, and we'll get some *real* action.
Dude, I swear, I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face! Classic!
Wow, sounds like even I'm in a better financial situation than SCO! I'm flat broke!
Rove : Rebublican Revolution :: Republicans : American Revolution
Dear Unfortunate Soul:
It has come to our attention that you have made an unauthorized use of our copyrighted software development process in a software project derived therefrom. Your work, based on your willing confession above, is essentially identical to ours; it clearly uses our intellectual property as its basis. The detailed technical specification you provided is a near-verbatim description of our "Parameter Discovery Heuristics" process, and is clear evidence of the direct knowlege you have of our software systems.
As you neither asked for nor received permission to use our product as the basis for your work, you have willfully infringed our intellectual property rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101. The afformentioned infringement and the irreparable damage caused by your public disclosure (via a highly-visible public forum) of our development process, according to state and federal law, holds you liable for up to $419,000,000 in statutory damage compensation and associated legal fees.
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The most beautiful code in the world is that block of code that finally gets the shit to compile and build yes yes yes ohhhh thank you thank you god i can go home now wait hold it jesus fuck fucking wait what time is it the clock says its wednesday i thought it was tuesday fucking shit whatever oh shit oh shit shit shit oh shit i didn't call julie again shit shit shit shit shit well thats fucking great ive been here for the last 46 hours and now im finally able to go home to my pissed off wife who will ultimately deny me sex again and make me sleep on the goddamn couch like a goddamn dog. fucking beautiful.
Do you have to take the null terminator into account when doing haikus in C ?