The same way they can't sleep without the "soothing fan boyz"? (those who would touch or fawn over their ass, blow and coo-coo-coo on it, and sponge bathe-it.... Wait... wrong thread... (Ducks from congresspersons...)
YET.... But, after the magnetic attractions go into play... We goh hah uss a Tayxsus-styul COl-lesion... Iss goh look like a huge bowl oh gumbo at a boo-fay...
So, what are you saying? Are you saying that if he shacks up... goes under cover... um... takes up residence in Alabama and infects, umm, knocks up... um impregnates an AlaBAMian that there will be a new case of... CryptoSpyRidium on our hands? (bada boom)...
So, what are you saying? Are you saying that if he takes up residence in Alabama and infects, umm, knocks up... um impregnates an Alabamian that there will be a new case of... CryptoSpyRidium on our hands? (bada boom)...
After all, Google scans lots of books for posterity and what not. Considering that something like only FOUR IPOs happened this year, relative to some SIXTY in some of the previous years, getting investor money is hard these days.
BUT, if Google wants to enhance or add to their "image", they can fund the hiring of scanning employees, the purchase of optical sensors and databases, and then maybe ask the DOD or some university labs for samples of any and all non-military specimens that would be scanned for for purposes of protecting transit systems, large enclosed gathering areas, hospitals, and so on. Eventually, if the database is large enough, the sensors small enough, and the samples of good enough quality, some sort of Star Trek "Tricorder" could be built feasibly, more than previous claims of the recent past.
Probably a lot of the "scanning" might be like:
-- bombard the target molecule/isotope/material/sample with one or more beams (of appropriate type) -- scan the reflection -- compare to known signatures -- identify -- report -- clear or sound alarm
Google might even disperse unclassified results to that anyone interested could be globally involved and could contribute their own samples for verification. This could enhance all sorts of safety-related checking...
Or not having any wind. It would be funny if there is another "Windy day in Arizona", hehehehe....
But, as for *today's* launch. It wasn't faked: they managed to capture their own analog of Captain Braxton, Ken Starling, and the Federation Timeship Aeon. And, worst yet, they will travel the time line to eradicate you for lies you WILL spout, hehehhe....
I thought the purpose of a TV channel was to "PROGRAM", ("We now resume our program...")
A (TV) drug-infused nation (such as the US) is more likely to be more tame and subdued than one lacking TV's "programming".
Lesser duties of the TV:
Inform/Educate (prepare/maintain population subsumation/gullibility) Confuse/Disorient/Distract (keep up debates especially during voting cycles) Deceive/Manipulate (keep up enough non-congruity to guarantee support for war/invasion/etc)
Adverts are just a huge, HUGE bonus to those owning the stations, frequencies, and towers/repeaters.
But, I gave up my two TVs in 2003. They're addictive, and when i visit or stay in places with TVs, i end up hooked on them for 5-10 hours at a time. Fortunately, I have DVDs, CAD apps, and drawing to wean me off of TV. All i really care for are educational (Discovery/PBS/ and similar; BBC-like; Sci-FI and a few others. (If i had a Borg Vinculum and processing data port, I could plug into 22.454 million data outputs...)
Google's business model is about selling adverts. If Google can sell these Android-based phones via ads via third parties or even give them away (not that they need to be in boxes of Cheerios, or TOTAL), Google could suddenly find herself ("her" (hehehe), cuz she'll likely become a "state" entity) subsuming most of the cell phone market.
I'll bet the board room deliberated this one carefully... LOL
(Reminds me of the time years ago when one late night at work i called a company to get address information. I hit one extra digit. The something vox system said, "There IS no extention: Two-OH-four." I tried again. Got same response. Tired, antsy, and wanting to go home, I was up for fun and games. I hit -rapidly- something like: 12000000, and she responded, "There IS no extension: One Two OH OH OH OH OH OH OH...." (Eventually, i got the right number, but returned to the "OH" game a bit...)
I couldn't STOP laughing. Did it a few more times... Next morning, i gathered up some co-workers, repeated the performance, and there was great laughter. But, no sexual discrimination worries...)
Is there any smidgen of Kentucky Bourbon in the recipe?
But, as for the recipe discovery, what if somebody orders chicken, then IMMEDIATELY puts it in portable deep freeze and begins to play "CSI" on it? Break it down into various pieces, then dissolve out the various chemicals, spectral-analyze the disposition of the spices about the mass or volume of the piece, aerosolize some of the skin and "sniff out" the constituent ingredients....
If the recipe can be culled....
I am sure if somebody dumped a few dozen deep-fried bodies of agents or significant people on the doors of the US government, with presumed operatives' name toe-tagging them, they'd play "FBI" or "MI-5" and figure out in what deep-fryer the bodies were or were not crisped.
Just treat the chicken like a forensics job. KFC cannot expect to keep their recipe secret **FOREVER**, i think. After all, most patented products have to be published in exchange for the opportunity to sell to consumers.
I think they should make DAMNED sure the FBI has the widest latitude in US HISTORY to sift out and bring charges against all those involved in the fraud the got us to this point. The execs involved should be tracked by biometrics and SSN and deprived every step of the way forward if they try to take on jobs (private or as "advisors" to the government entities that will have to dig us out of this morass) that make more than $100,000 a year involved in financial sector work. If they can come up with a $20,000,000 a year job shitting eggs, then good for them, but NOT another $20M + bonuses job in the financial, insurance, reinsurance, commodities, real (fake) estate or the similar industries. But, once identified as fraudsters, they need to be jailed, and i dare say, their assets taken from them and their families' usage/access. SOME of the execs might even deserve to be hanged by the neck or electrified for bilking the public, destabilizing the global economic engines, and lying and holding back on the true state of the "financial armageddon" we now face.
Sure, borrowers can fib or go NINJA/NINA (No Income, No Job/Assets// No Income/No Assets) route on the paperwork, an end up lying of misrepresenting information and facts, but THAT is what the lenders, underwriters, and other processors are supposed to weed out. So, as for blame weight, assign 25% fault to the poor schmo borrowers who CHASED that "merkun homeownership dream (only to witness it ever increasing in acquisition cost, and elusive unless they lie to get into that home...) But, many of the lenders/processors/verifiers were pressured workers or outright greedy assholes (and NEED to be vilified) who most likely felt:
"Well, if WE don't process these loans, then our competitors WILL. So, that means we lose out on commissions, bonuses, and quarterly reportable income/revenues. So, FUCK IT! Hells Bells! Full speed ahead!"
Now, they want to be bailed out cuz loans and the like supposedly are the oil/lubricant of the US market. They should let wall street crash and re-set itself. *IIII* am in debt, and ***IIII**** do NOT get the chance to have some of that $700 BILLION to "reset" my poor, money-mismanaging ass.
THINK, everyone, what $700 B could do:
- rebuild a number of US cities
- pay for the unemployment (yes, social network support) benefits of those who (not the fucking execs) are SURELY going to be laid of without a golden parachute
- pay for the education costs of those currently in college (how many other countries spending less on military matters actually fully subsidize their education-seeking populations, and are the better for it?)
-pay for costs of those who dropped out of college to work to pay off school loans, only to be screwed by the failed economy, take on lower-income jobs that yield too little income to (without resorting to criminal activity) service those federal school loans
- fund the startup ventures of people such as myself who have low income, no assets, no FFF (friends, fools families to co-sign), and no one we can trust to NOT screw us out of our entrepreneurial ideas. We could be linked up with SBA SCORE advisors, mentored, kept on track, and become the new employers more deserving of the $700B than the bastards and bitches who greedily brought the US and rest of the world to the brink of disaster.
These crooked administration and financial jerks are all too keen to exhort "let the market self-correct" but all to willing see corporate welfare bailouts help THEM and their cronies, but not the public. The "experts" LIED about the extent of the previous bailout costs, and not these assholes in DC want a blank check and no accountability on an initial checking account of $700B. If bush gets what he and his cronies want, then probably $300B of that will go to the execs, a few mortgage companies, and the rest will be so ineffectual as to have us seeing 8 months from now another bailout package of $1.5 TRILLION being asked for.
Find them, charge them, de-asset them, and ban their return to financial markets, then jail them, and execute some of them as examples.
"And tell me again why my fridge will be on a public IP, rather than the 192.168.1.xxx address my Best Buy $49.99 Linksys router will give it?"
I know... I know... It's because they are forward-thinking. This is to permit refrigerators of the world to unite, to link up with the LHC, to show... some cool solid-ari-ty... (But, the dimensional shift/coolant teleportation unit is sold separately... and subject to US export regulations...)
the paperclip (alluding to magnetism)... My initial thoughts are that this is a successful (achieved, whether or not the victims want it to be a) sabotage act. We already heard that crackers broke in but were contained or blocked. Often, thefts and heists are facilitated by insiders. I wonder which (if any) internal "agents" is a mole. Even just yesterday, having read the link about acts of internet sabotage/cyber attacks:
I wouldn't be surprised if a US or US-sympathetic student or agent working on the scientific teams helped map the security protocols/topology and insert the mole. Why dare slam the US? Well, because we CONSTANTLY are bombarded with what appear to be outrageous lies about *China* constantly attacking (when "probing" might be the better description?) US military sites. The report/link on the attacks indicates that China's currently interested or succeeding in planting trojans/bots/mechanisms in less secure academic facilities. And, the US' Semiconducting super collider never took off:
So, who knows with unassailable certainty that the US (aside from risking losing access to treasured scientific Data from the LHC) wouldn't have tinkered with the idea of delaying or sabotaging the LHC? NOBODY! But, there could be other culprits, to be fair...
OTOH, if there are any Chinese nationals as scientists/workers there, i doubt they'd have a motivation for doing it. It's not as if they have a domestic collider program. They're busy with the ship construction, manufacturing, and space programs - and, i suppose, - if Crawl Street implodes, they will try to advance Shanghai or other places as financial centers, inviting in many of the brightest being purged or dropped from New York. And, who's to SAY (with certitude and factuality) that the US WILL AND SHALL remain the financial processing center of the world? NO ONE can.
Anyway, I bet any overheating or tube/ring failures will end up being reported as unfortunate mechanical failure. Even if it is sabotage, it'll be kept hushed to not help any attackers know for certain that THEIR act was the one that did in the LHC and deflated the short-lived jubilation felt over activation of the LHC...
Boy, that troll-marking asshole out there is lucky as hell that i am a mere mortal. Fucking mark my FACTUAL mind-thought of what MY eyes and mind initially saw. Too bad i don't have a time machine, or i'd take in hand all those who capriciously assail a casual remark not meant to be a lie. Such nerve...
I KNEW there had to be a reason my mind initially saw "POOP STUDY..."
(Don't you just HATE it when summaries sensationalize a story, as if/. really *needs* that? Very grating, aggravating, and irritating... DING! DING! DING!)
"Wth kinda of teenagers STEAL a dead elk from a bunch of guys with guns no less. I mean an elk weighs what 800lbs? "
Teens with mommy's or daddy's Hummer, or Jeep equipped with something like a 2-ton pull/haul winch and say 60 feet of cable? Maybe they pepper spray the hunters, or stink-bomb them away? Or, i s'pose they have a transporter. They don't need to steal the elk... just cook the carcass on the spot.
the pollution, the non-existent freeways that will take 20 years to build?
What about the airports the government said would be built, but haven't yet (due to congestion, and inability for many to BUY tickets...)?
What about the mad-cap, jam-packed freeways in some of the cities?
I'm not trying to *knock* moving to India. It could be a quite enlightening, humbling, and enriching experience. But, unless an "umerkin" thinking of moving to India is socially integrable (food, religions/beliefs, politics, local terrorism/crime/etc, sanitation or lack thereof in some parts), and bothers to try to show respect by trying and succeeding at learning the language (though PLENTY of Indians speak perfectly good English (British AND US/Australian accents/dialect), "merkuns should not bother complicating the situation there unless they bring great personal experience and aren't going there to try to "tell India how to live". In other words, don't go there all flag-wrapped. Contribute, stay away from crime, learn, enjoy, and don't screw with thousands of years of habits or culture.
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The same way they can't sleep without the "soothing fan boyz"? (those who would touch or fawn over their ass, blow and coo-coo-coo on it, and sponge bathe-it.... Wait... wrong thread... (Ducks from congresspersons...)
YET.... But, after the magnetic attractions go into play... We goh hah uss a Tayxsus-styul COl-lesion... Iss goh look like a huge bowl oh gumbo at a boo-fay...
So, what are you saying? Are you saying that if he shacks up... goes under cover... um... takes up residence in Alabama and infects, umm, knocks up... um impregnates an AlaBAMian that there will be a new case of ... CryptoSpyRidium on our hands? (bada boom)...
So, what are you saying? Are you saying that if he takes up residence in Alabama and infects, umm, knocks up... um impregnates an Alabamian that there will be a new case of ... CryptoSpyRidium on our hands? (bada boom)...
After all, Google scans lots of books for posterity and what not. Considering that something like only FOUR IPOs happened this year, relative to some SIXTY in some of the previous years, getting investor money is hard these days.
BUT, if Google wants to enhance or add to their "image", they can fund the hiring of scanning employees, the purchase of optical sensors and databases, and then maybe ask the DOD or some university labs for samples of any and all non-military specimens that would be scanned for for purposes of protecting transit systems, large enclosed gathering areas, hospitals, and so on. Eventually, if the database is large enough, the sensors small enough, and the samples of good enough quality, some sort of Star Trek "Tricorder" could be built feasibly, more than previous claims of the recent past.
Probably a lot of the "scanning" might be like:
-- bombard the target molecule/isotope/material/sample with one or more beams (of appropriate type)
-- scan the reflection
-- compare to known signatures
-- identify
-- report
-- clear or sound alarm
Google might even disperse unclassified results to that anyone interested could be globally involved and could contribute their own samples for verification. This could enhance all sorts of safety-related checking...
I was hoping there is already a database of spices before and after cooking/melting...
Or not having any wind. It would be funny if there is another "Windy day in Arizona", hehehehe....
But, as for *today's* launch. It wasn't faked: they managed to capture their own analog of Captain Braxton, Ken Starling, and the Federation Timeship Aeon. And, worst yet, they will travel the time line to eradicate you for lies you WILL spout, hehehhe....
I thought the purpose of a TV channel was to "PROGRAM", ("We now resume our program...")
A (TV) drug-infused nation (such as the US) is more likely to be more tame and subdued than one lacking TV's "programming".
Lesser duties of the TV:
Inform/Educate (prepare/maintain population subsumation/gullibility)
Confuse/Disorient/Distract (keep up debates especially during voting cycles)
Deceive/Manipulate (keep up enough non-congruity to guarantee support for war/invasion/etc)
Adverts are just a huge, HUGE bonus to those owning the stations, frequencies, and towers/repeaters.
But, I gave up my two TVs in 2003. They're addictive, and when i visit or stay in places with TVs, i end up hooked on them for 5-10 hours at a time. Fortunately, I have DVDs, CAD apps, and drawing to wean me off of TV. All i really care for are educational (Discovery/PBS/ and similar; BBC-like; Sci-FI and a few others. (If i had a Borg Vinculum and processing data port, I could plug into 22.454 million data outputs...)
DIGITAL wipeout coming...
What would be funny is if the next time the Gbird overflies wall street, about 25,000 people form letters:
"THE NUKES ARE HERE"
Give Langley and that huge, off-colored hill-top building outside of Baltimore something (else/additional) to do...
Burning Question:
Is this about "assimilation" or "ass immolation"? (hehehe)
A link that might interest some:
In Depth: 11 ways Android will kick the iPhone's ass
http://www.pcanswers.co.uk/node/4675
Google's business model is about selling adverts. If Google can sell these Android-based phones via ads via third parties or even give them away (not that they need to be in boxes of Cheerios, or TOTAL), Google could suddenly find herself ("her" (hehehe), cuz she'll likely become a "state" entity) subsuming most of the cell phone market.
Hopelly, this transaction will be a mutual transformational transmutation...
Holy MOLEY, Batman! Not enough "caped" crusaders...
Yeh, and Slash lacks Asian fonts, too, at least last time i tried.
O... O.. O... Ohhhhh.
I'll bet the board room deliberated this one carefully... LOL
(Reminds me of the time years ago when one late night at work i called a company to get address information. I hit one extra digit. The something vox system said, "There IS no extention: Two-OH-four." I tried again. Got same response. Tired, antsy, and wanting to go home, I was up for fun and games. I hit -rapidly- something like: 12000000, and she responded, "There IS no extension: One Two OH OH OH OH OH OH OH...." (Eventually, i got the right number, but returned to the "OH" game a bit...)
I couldn't STOP laughing. Did it a few more times... Next morning, i gathered up some co-workers, repeated the performance, and there was great laughter. But, no sexual discrimination worries...)
Bourbon?
Is there any smidgen of Kentucky Bourbon in the recipe?
But, as for the recipe discovery, what if somebody orders chicken, then IMMEDIATELY puts it in portable deep freeze and begins to play "CSI" on it? Break it down into various pieces, then dissolve out the various chemicals, spectral-analyze the disposition of the spices about the mass or volume of the piece, aerosolize some of the skin and "sniff out" the constituent ingredients....
If the recipe can be culled....
I am sure if somebody dumped a few dozen deep-fried bodies of agents or significant people on the doors of the US government, with presumed operatives' name toe-tagging them, they'd play "FBI" or "MI-5" and figure out in what deep-fryer the bodies were or were not crisped.
Just treat the chicken like a forensics job. KFC cannot expect to keep their recipe secret **FOREVER**, i think. After all, most patented products have to be published in exchange for the opportunity to sell to consumers.
How many spies can survive being in a microwave?
(Anyway, I don't own a microwave. Butt, if it pleases you, i'll report my findings after unseating and reattaching the commode...hehehe)
I think they should make DAMNED sure the FBI has the widest latitude in US HISTORY to sift out and bring charges against all those involved in the fraud the got us to this point. The execs involved should be tracked by biometrics and SSN and deprived every step of the way forward if they try to take on jobs (private or as "advisors" to the government entities that will have to dig us out of this morass) that make more than $100,000 a year involved in financial sector work. If they can come up with a $20,000,000 a year job shitting eggs, then good for them, but NOT another $20M + bonuses job in the financial, insurance, reinsurance, commodities, real (fake) estate or the similar industries. But, once identified as fraudsters, they need to be jailed, and i dare say, their assets taken from them and their families' usage/access. SOME of the execs might even deserve to be hanged by the neck or electrified for bilking the public, destabilizing the global economic engines, and lying and holding back on the true state of the "financial armageddon" we now face.
Sure, borrowers can fib or go NINJA/NINA (No Income, No Job/Assets// No Income/No Assets) route on the paperwork, an end up lying of misrepresenting information and facts, but THAT is what the lenders, underwriters, and other processors are supposed to weed out. So, as for blame weight, assign 25% fault to the poor schmo borrowers who CHASED that "merkun homeownership dream (only to witness it ever increasing in acquisition cost, and elusive unless they lie to get into that home...) But, many of the lenders/processors/verifiers were pressured workers or outright greedy assholes (and NEED to be vilified) who most likely felt:
"Well, if WE don't process these loans, then our competitors WILL. So, that means we lose out on commissions, bonuses, and quarterly reportable income/revenues. So, FUCK IT! Hells Bells! Full speed ahead!"
Now, they want to be bailed out cuz loans and the like supposedly are the oil/lubricant of the US market. They should let wall street crash and re-set itself. *IIII* am in debt, and ***IIII**** do NOT get the chance to have some of that $700 BILLION to "reset" my poor, money-mismanaging ass.
THINK, everyone, what $700 B could do:
- rebuild a number of US cities
- pay for the unemployment (yes, social network support) benefits of those who (not the fucking execs) are SURELY going to be laid of without a golden parachute
- pay for the education costs of those currently in college (how many other countries spending less on military matters actually fully subsidize their education-seeking populations, and are the better for it?)
-pay for costs of those who dropped out of college to work to pay off school loans, only to be screwed by the failed economy, take on lower-income jobs that yield too little income to (without resorting to criminal activity) service those federal school loans
- fund the startup ventures of people such as myself who have low income, no assets, no FFF (friends, fools families to co-sign), and no one we can trust to NOT screw us out of our entrepreneurial ideas. We could be linked up with SBA SCORE advisors, mentored, kept on track, and become the new employers more deserving of the $700B than the bastards and bitches who greedily brought the US and rest of the world to the brink of disaster.
These crooked administration and financial jerks are all too keen to exhort "let the market self-correct" but all to willing see corporate welfare bailouts help THEM and their cronies, but not the public. The "experts" LIED about the extent of the previous bailout costs, and not these assholes in DC want a blank check and no accountability on an initial checking account of $700B. If bush gets what he and his cronies want, then probably $300B of that will go to the execs, a few mortgage companies, and the rest will be so ineffectual as to have us seeing 8 months from now another bailout package of $1.5 TRILLION being asked for.
Find them, charge them, de-asset them, and ban their return to financial markets, then jail them, and execute some of them as examples.
(steps down from soap box)
"And tell me again why my fridge will be on a public IP, rather than the 192.168.1.xxx address my Best Buy $49.99 Linksys router will give it?"
I know... I know... It's because they are forward-thinking. This is to permit refrigerators of the world to unite, to link up with the LHC, to show... some cool solid-ari-ty... (But, the dimensional shift/coolant teleportation unit is sold separately... and subject to US export regulations...)
Internets"? Can't we just do an overlay, and add more pipes and tubes?
processes? It seems the black holes suck, and these flows... flow... Equilibrium at work? Is there an equivalent to a cosmic intestinal tract?
the paperclip (alluding to magnetism)... My initial thoughts are that this is a successful (achieved, whether or not the victims want it to be a) sabotage act. We already heard that crackers broke in but were contained or blocked. Often, thefts and heists are facilitated by insiders. I wonder which (if any) internal "agents" is a mole. Even just yesterday, having read the link about acts of internet sabotage/cyber attacks:
http://net-security.org/secworld.php?id=6554
I wouldn't be surprised if a US or US-sympathetic student or agent working on the scientific teams helped map the security protocols/topology and insert the mole. Why dare slam the US? Well, because we CONSTANTLY are bombarded with what appear to be outrageous lies about *China* constantly attacking (when "probing" might be the better description?) US military sites. The report/link on the attacks indicates that China's currently interested or succeeding in planting trojans/bots/mechanisms in less secure academic facilities. And, the US' Semiconducting super collider never took off:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=94481272
So, who knows with unassailable certainty that the US (aside from risking losing access to treasured scientific Data from the LHC) wouldn't have tinkered with the idea of delaying or sabotaging the LHC? NOBODY! But, there could be other culprits, to be fair...
OTOH, if there are any Chinese nationals as scientists/workers there, i doubt they'd have a motivation for doing it. It's not as if they have a domestic collider program. They're busy with the ship construction, manufacturing, and space programs - and, i suppose, - if Crawl Street implodes, they will try to advance Shanghai or other places as financial centers, inviting in many of the brightest being purged or dropped from New York. And, who's to SAY (with certitude and factuality) that the US WILL AND SHALL remain the financial processing center of the world? NO ONE can.
Anyway, I bet any overheating or tube/ring failures will end up being reported as unfortunate mechanical failure. Even if it is sabotage, it'll be kept hushed to not help any attackers know for certain that THEIR act was the one that did in the LHC and deflated the short-lived jubilation felt over activation of the LHC...
the sake of drinking... doesn't that... compound things?
Boy, that troll-marking asshole out there is lucky as hell that i am a mere mortal. Fucking mark my FACTUAL mind-thought of what MY eyes and mind initially saw. Too bad i don't have a time machine, or i'd take in hand all those who capriciously assail a casual remark not meant to be a lie. Such nerve...
I KNEW there had to be a reason my mind initially saw "POOP STUDY..."
(Don't you just HATE it when summaries sensationalize a story, as if /. really *needs* that? Very grating, aggravating, and irritating... DING! DING! DING!)
"Wth kinda of teenagers STEAL a dead elk from a bunch of guys with guns no less. I mean an elk weighs what 800lbs? "
Teens with mommy's or daddy's Hummer, or Jeep equipped with something like a 2-ton pull/haul winch and say 60 feet of cable? Maybe they pepper spray the hunters, or stink-bomb them away? Or, i s'pose they have a transporter. They don't need to steal the elk... just cook the carcass on the spot.
the pollution, the non-existent freeways that will take 20 years to build?
What about the airports the government said would be built, but haven't yet (due to congestion, and inability for many to BUY tickets...)?
What about the mad-cap, jam-packed freeways in some of the cities?
I'm not trying to *knock* moving to India. It could be a quite enlightening, humbling, and enriching experience. But, unless an "umerkin" thinking of moving to India is socially integrable (food, religions/beliefs, politics, local terrorism/crime/etc, sanitation or lack thereof in some parts), and bothers to try to show respect by trying and succeeding at learning the language (though PLENTY of Indians speak perfectly good English (British AND US/Australian accents/dialect), "merkuns should not bother complicating the situation there unless they bring great personal experience and aren't going there to try to "tell India how to live". In other words, don't go there all flag-wrapped. Contribute, stay away from crime, learn, enjoy, and don't screw with thousands of years of habits or culture.