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Popup Study Confirms Most Users Are Idiots

danieltdp writes "Testing students at a University, psychologists made many of them click on a dialog box that in effect said: 'You are about to install some malware. Malware is bad. By clicking yes you are failing the Windows Darwin Test.' Nearly half of them said all they cared about was getting rid of these dialogs."

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  1. Summary is WRONG by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

    "You are about to submit a bad summary. The summary is bad. By clicking yes you are failing at Slashdot Darwin Test."

    "Testing students at a University, psychologists made many of them click on a dialog box that in effect said: 'You are about to install some malware. Malware is bad. By clicking yes you are failing the Windows Darwin Test.'

    Doh!

    For those of you just joining us, the article says nothing of the sort. The article actually says that they created fake "Application Error" dialogs with various numbers of "fake" aspects. e.g. The cursor turning to a hand over the "Ok" button, reverse colored text, browser borders, etc. Basically, stuff that should have made it obvious that these were malware windows. Nearly half of those tested "accepted" the dialogs to get them out of the way. Some of them simply minimized them for later.

    The text referred to in the summary is an image created by Ars Technica with the caption, "Even this warning might not have helped".

    1. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Taco's starting the drinking early today.

    2. Re:Summary is WRONG by megamerican · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Taco's starting the drinking early today.

      Or has yet to stop from last night. :)

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      If you have something that you dont want anyone to know, maybe you shouldnt be doing it in the first place -Eric Schmidt
    3. Re:Summary is WRONG by pugugly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And more interestingly, the study says that most users are in fact *not* idiots, but that a distressingly high percentage (almost half) are.

      Not that I have any objections towards a happy pattern of contempt toward everyone, but I prefer my contempt be fact based - {G}.

      Pug

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      An Invisible Entity of Vast Power whose existence must be taken on faith alone: Liberal Media
    4. Re:Summary is WRONG by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've learned to just click through to the article without reading the slashdot summary. It doesn't seem to have hurt my computer at all, but I -- Oh, wait. I just heard a bell. Gosh, I feel hungry right now.

    5. Re:Summary is WRONG by wellingj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is plenty to drink about these days...

    6. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It doesn't matter what the box said or how it behaved, the fact is they clicked on it without reading it. This is good for me because I am a tech and am happy to profit off of the stupidity of users. Keep clicking you morons and keep me in business.

    7. Re:Summary is WRONG by jemtallon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Anyone else misread that as "tacos started the drinking?"

    8. Re:Summary is WRONG by mollymoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And more interestingly, the study says that most users are in fact *not* idiots, but that a distressingly high percentage (almost half) are.

      The attitude that users who do something wrong are idiots is a large part of why computers, operating systems and applications are generally pretty shit. They're made by and for geeks, not normal people. If 1% of your users do the wrong thing they may well be idiots. If 50% of your users are doing the wrong thing, you are the idiot for designing your software so badly half the population can't use it.

      (I mean "you" in the general sense, not the parent specifically)

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      Chernobyl 'not a wildlife haven' - BBC News
    9. Re:Summary is WRONG by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Some of them simply minimized them for later.

      That's what funny about it: the error they mimicked woudln't allow minimizing.... So that alone should have been a dead giveaway. On Windows, critical errors are always modal.

    10. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Computers are not for everybody!

    11. Re:Summary is WRONG by nobodyman · · Score: 1

      Ironically this sorta validates the claim made by the study. Neither the article submitter nor the slashdot editor bothered to read the dialog completely. Otherwise they would have seen the caption explaining that the "screenshot" was a joke.

      I admit though that I have a pop-up "blind spot". I just look for an "X" in the upper right corner and rarely pay attention to what it says. I am surprised that people tend to click the "Okay" or "Yes" button to dismiss them.

    12. Re:Summary is WRONG by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

      Actually, well over half of the people on the net DO NOT UNDERSTAND English. Big fucking deal !!!

    13. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually it may be that the study found that "college students don't care what happens to some researcher's computer and get annoyed when the researcher has obvious spy ware on their comptuer's". After all, they had these folks come in to do research: they didn't have them run this stuff on the student's own computers. If I had a dialog like this on some computer in some silly study - I wouldn't care what the heck I clicked.

    14. Re:Summary is WRONG by Da_Biz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The attitude that users who do something wrong are idiots is a large part of why computers, operating systems and applications are generally pretty shit.

      I enthusiastically agree. Over the last few years, I've had the "pleasure" of working with applications specific to healthcare and insurance industries. Overall, they're definitely shit.

      I have to give Apple some credit here: activities requiring kernel access (or, for that matter, most anything that has a substantial potential for causing a security breach) are preceeded by a very friendly, clear message AND a requirement to enter a password before continuing.

      The advantages here are clear:
      1) The user actually gets honest-to-god informed about the effects of something they might agree to next and
      2) Is slowed down (briefly) to ponder their action as they type in their password.

      We can blame the user all we want, but anyone cognizant of human factors and ergonomic design knows that this is a paltry response...

    15. Re:Summary is WRONG by Nutria · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Computers are not for everybody!

      Amen, brother.

      --
      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    16. Re:Summary is WRONG by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      There is nothing that prevents that app that displayed the dialog from doing the same thing for clicking "OK", "Yes" or the close box (if there is one).

      It's not good practice for a real app, but there are a lot of bad programmers out there.

    17. Re:Summary is WRONG by Nutria · · Score: 1

      So that alone should have been a dead giveaway. On Windows, critical errors are always modal.

      But how many users know that? 1%? 0.5%?

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      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    18. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep clicking you morons and keep me in business.

      Amen, brother. Amen.

    19. Re:Summary is WRONG by daveime · · Score: 1

      This isn't always possible.

      As a coder, I try to limit my popups to critical items, usually invoving delete actions.

      Example, if you see a warning "You are about to delete the entire payroll data for September !!! Are You Sure ???"

      What DO you expect to happen by clicking on the X button ? I need an answer to the question that might lead to a very important change in the system. Dismissal of the box isn't an option in every case.

    20. Re:Summary is WRONG by kesuki · · Score: 1

      you do realize that the 'idiots' in question are the people who brought us
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIjNJZpRtj8
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOohFst9Lc
      and vista, with More popups Plus +++ for 'security!'

      how windows was designed has little bearing on how say, linux or mac OSX were designed.

      I've yet to see more than one popup from ubuntu, yeah there is a little tray icon when there are updates, but the only popup? when i insert a blank DVD, and the windows has the same popup, only it also has a popup for a data written dvd, which ubuntu just mounts and only does a popup when it can't automatically mount the file system.

    21. Re:Summary is WRONG by ElHorrendo · · Score: 1

      "You are coming to a sad realization -- Cancel or Allow?"

    22. Re:Summary is WRONG by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Have they considered the possibility that some of the students deliberately clicked "Yes" to mess with the study ?

      If it were a "normal" spam popup, instead of one that says "You're a fucking toothless moron", I think I would trust the results more.

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      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    23. Re:Summary is WRONG by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      If 50% of your users are doing the wrong thing, you are the idiot for designing your software so badly half the population can't use it.

      Depends what you expect from the users.
      Once, I was asked to have some fun by hacking another guys front page. This was all private so no breaking into machines. Anyway, my mate just wanted to freak people out, when they went to this other guys site. So I used a little javascript that made the browser window jerk back and forth a few times and then seem to shiver, followed by opening a new window full screen (IE4 or 5) with a typical MS blue background with a similar message to this article. About 30 seconds after it went live the phone started ringing :->
      My point is that you could have figured it out by ctrl+alt+del or even ctrl+W, but instead the computers got rebooted.
      It's social engineering of a particular type. You can use a situation to your advantage by observation of routines. Like birds dropping nuts at traffic lights, then waiting for the red light before picking them up. I'm sure microsoft knows how powerful mindless repetition allows all sorts of things to be agreed to "because the pc said so".

    24. Re:Summary is WRONG by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Since the students didn't own the computer (actually, the article doesn't mention this (or I missed it), but I guess it is a safe assumption), I can't blame them for not caring about the popups. Also, you can't really go wrong with a popup that only offers clicking 'Ok' as an option. I'd be more worried if the users didn't read popups that DID offer a choice (This webpage is trying to install EVIL.exe, Allow/Deny?) while working on their OWN computers.

    25. Re:Summary is WRONG by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Example, if you see a warning "You are about to delete the entire payroll data for September !!! Are You Sure ???"

      What DO you expect to happen by clicking on the X button ?

      In that case it's pretty obvious it should abort the operation. The only options are to do the deletion or to not do the deletion. Doing it without consent would be insanity, so your only option is to not do it. If you hate your users you can give them another popup explaining that you aborted. If you're a proper sadist you could even re-ask them the very same question they just declined to answer.

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      Chernobyl 'not a wildlife haven' - BBC News
    26. Re:Summary is WRONG by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been fighting that for decades.
      If you users can't use it, it fails.
      If your user doesn't understand it, it fail's.
      If you complain that your users are idiots, you fail.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    27. Re:Summary is WRONG by Arterion · · Score: 1

      To be fair, though, 50% of people are idiots.

      At least relative to most programmers, who happen to be smart. Not all brilliant, but smart. Even people who can only write shitty little VB apps are generally ahead of the curve, if not by much.

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      "That which does not kill us makes us stranger." -Trevor Goodchild
    28. Re:Summary is WRONG by wanderingknight · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Users, though, should be expected to have a minimum degree of intelligence before getting involved with something that requires some basic thinking, such as a computer.

      There's a certain failure of the education system here, and of the society as a whole.

    29. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Get your eyes checked.

    30. Re:Summary is WRONG by Dannybolabo · · Score: 1

      Slashdot Summary Study Confirms Most Submitters Are Idiots

      There, fixed the title for you.

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      Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
    31. Re:Summary is WRONG by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1
      You're not going to convince me.

      Most people are idiots. Regardless of how well they're familiar with a UI, the underlying workings of an OS, or what constitutes a social hacking experience, most peepul out there is dumb.

      As Gartner said, the difference between genius and idiodicy is merely action. Most genuises can't be bothered; idiots can't.

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      When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. ~~ Hunter S. Thompson
    32. Re:Summary is WRONG by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Even people who can only write shitty little VB apps are generally ahead of the curve, if not by much.

      I must take this opportunity to direct you to http://thedailywtf.com/>

      --
      After all, I am strangely colored.
    33. Re:Summary is WRONG by syncmaster955 · · Score: 1

      I agree. After a few years of "grrrr, why don't these people get it?!?" I realized it was not their (the users') problem, it was mine. When someone comes to me with an error message, I first find out what the technical issues was, fix it if possible, and inform the user of why it happened (usually responded with a blank face). The next step is to change the program/UI so that they do not get an error message / pop-up, etc. in the line of trying to do their work. I think the education route is a bit of a cop out (although that used to be my excuse -- the users are not educated enough). Yes, it would be great if every user knew the structure of the database and knew that you just tried to add a duplicate primary key value. The fact is, they should never be presented with that message because we have anticipated this possibility, and designed the product accordingly. Our job is to provide tools that allow the users to perform their duties efficiently with a minimal amount of interaction with the underlying technology that is helping them accomplish their task.

    34. Re:Summary is WRONG by theverylastperson · · Score: 1

      Tricky. It took me a second to realize that wasn't the actual dialogue box. I admit I skimmed the article and fell right into it. My scrutiny scanner must be broken.

      Then I read the comments and had to go back, where I found a link to a pic of one of the real dialogue boxes. Not even close. Good example of how you can slant a person's perception with media.

      The study itself bothers me because it can't look at home use, where I think the vast bulk of foolish behavior occurs.

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      ed duval the very last person
    35. Re:Summary is WRONG by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      OH THE IRONY.

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      After all, I am strangely colored.
    36. Re:Summary is WRONG by bXTr · · Score: 1

      50% of your users are doing the wrong thing, you are the idiot for designing your software so badly half the population can't use it.

      Actually, it's their fault for not being as smart as I am. :)

      --
      It's a very dark ride.
    37. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If 1% of your users do the wrong thing they may well be idiots. If 50% of your users are doing the wrong thing, you are the idiot for designing your software so badly half the population can't use it.

      by that logic, NASA are a bunch of idiots because I cant fly a space shuttle. oh sure, I could if i bothered to learn how BUT I DONT WANT TO! WAAAAAAAAA!

    38. Re:Summary is WRONG by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      The fact is, they should never be presented with that message because we have anticipated this possibility, and designed the product accordingly.

      your product is a word processor. the user has just tried to save their work but there's an error writing the file to disk (inadequate permissions for the sake of the example). what are you proposing happens in such a scenario? the user is never told that their work has not been successfully saved? we write it somewhere arbitrary (without telling the user as to avoid an evil message box) leaving them to wonder where the hell the file they saved went? how exactly are you proposing such a situation be handled without user interaction that doesn't leave them mystified as to what the hell just happened.

      proposing that popups are bad and anyone who uses them is an idiot is all well and good, but perhaps you could suggest how to get important information to the user without ever presenting the information to the user.

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    39. Re:Summary is WRONG by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      We didn't start the fire!

    40. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      minimizing popups?

    41. Re:Summary is WRONG by daveime · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you see the Parent was reasoning that clicking the "X" should equate to meaning "yes".

      And that's where it falls down, as depending on the context of the question in the dialog, most users will say "Isn't it OBVIOUS what to do when I click the X ?".

      They want the dialog to go away, BUT they also want the application to read their mind about the obvious thing that should happen, sane as if they'd clicked the yes or no button and conciously indicated the choice themselves.

      As a side note on being a sadist, I once had a chain of three dialog boxes one after another, as my boss had asked me to allow a delete functionality on something that should NEVER be deleted. Whilst I argued against ever allowing this at all, sometimes you just cannot explain this to the boss.

      "You are about to delete xyz, this could bring down the system - are you sure ?"
      "You are about to delete xyz, this could bring down the system - are you REALLY sure ?"
      "LAST CHANCE - You are about to delete xyz, this could bring down the system - are you REALLY sure ?"

      And then a final popup ...

      "Okay, don't say I didn't warn you - I am available on the following number when you need me"

      (Suffice to say, I've never received an urgent call at 3am - they are all shit-scared to click "yes").

    42. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And more interestingly, the study says that most users are in fact *not* idiots, but that a distressingly high percentage (almost half) are.

      The attitude that users who do something wrong are idiots is a large part of why computers, operating systems and applications are generally pretty shit. They're made by and for geeks, not normal people. If 1% of your users do the wrong thing they may well be idiots. If 50% of your users are doing the wrong thing, you are the idiot for designing your software so badly half the population can't use it.

      (I mean "you" in the general sense, not the parent specifically)

      having the collective power of all of NASA, the Federal Government and perhaps the world, circa 1965-1968, in a present day small package sitting on a desktop....

      well, all i can say, they've done a helluva job marketing the simplicity.

      but for people to expect that a complex tool will accomplish something complex AND meaningful, well then, they're damn fools all of them.

    43. Re:Summary is WRONG by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      Not that you don't have a point, but I cannot say that I agree completely. The thing is that computer software nowadays is supposed to be possible to use even without any prior education about it, which is a notion that I find quite ridiculous. To make another car analogy on Slashdot, I don't think anyone would expect a car to be driven by anyone with no prior experience of it whatsoever. In the end, it's no wonder that many users don't know what they're doing or doing things awfully wrong.

      I would also be pleased to blame the WIMP-style GUI for these expectations. For some reason, it seems to inspire confidence in programmers, UI designers and end users alike that as long as the program uses a WIMP GUI, it is automatically usable with merely the end-user's intuition. In all fairness, a command-line interface at least does not bring those expectations with it, so that users aren't expected to be able to use such programs without any clue about what they're doing.

    44. Re:Summary is WRONG by jemtallon · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the words of encouragement, Amorphous Crowd! Being able to read your reply clearly and accurately makes all these years of wearing glasses worth it. Much love, Jem Tallon

    45. Re:Summary is WRONG by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      I have no problem whatsoever with 50% of the population not using a piece of software, or computers in general. If they can't understand it, or at least some basic principles associated with it, then they shouldn't use it.

      Far more than half the population can't do advanced mathematics. Should someone redesign those concepts so that a drunk bum off the street can understand them?

    46. Re:Summary is WRONG by stevied · · Score: 1

      The attitude that software must be perfect, must read the users' minds, must be able to do anything the user wants, and must be able to magically cope with all aspects of reality, is a large part of the reason why software is getting more and more bloated and complex, and yet still failing to tick any of those boxes.

      Reality is complicated, and sometimes bad shit happens in it. Tools used to deal with that reality unavoidably tend to mirror some of that complexity, and cannot always protect users against their own stupidity (or lack of knowledge) and / or other people's malice.

      If you get in your car one morning and the engine's making a noticeably different noise than normal, it's sensible to either stop and examine it (if you know enough about cars to do so), take it to a garage, or at the very least, proceed somewhat more cautiously that you would normally.

      In this instance, I'd say there was a 50:50 potential allocation of blame. User should be attuned to, and wary about, unexpected changes to the way their systems work. Software should also be more secure, and prevent untrusted code from mimicking system dialogs.

      Malware authoring is a crime, designed to con people out of money, or use their machines to conduct to further crime. Most people accept the need to take certain precautions against "real world" crime - locking houses and cars, not walking in certain areas at certain times, etc. .. and yet many of those people don't seem to feel the need to pay anywhere near the same level of attention to crime that happens on their PC / over the net. What's the difference?

    47. Re:Summary is WRONG by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      Users, though, should be expected to have a minimum degree of intelligence before getting involved with something that requires some basic thinking, such as a computer.

      With logic like this, is it any wonder linux is not on more desktops and people stay with what they know (read:MS)?

      Secondly, we've known since the beginning of computing, users cannot be expected to be as knowledgeable as the folks that live/breathe computers.

      Hell, we teach them for YEARS to " zOMG NOT CLICK ON THAT!!!!11oneoneonetwo", and now that there may be a good reason to "click on that and READ it", we need to untrain the desired effect.

      Computers are tools, thankfully not as harmful (in most cases) as stopping the chainsaw blade with your hand, but certainly not anything that should require much beyond click|type.

    48. Re:Summary is WRONG by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      My grandfather knows fuckall about computers and was immensely confused when my dad installed XP to replace his dear Windows 3.1.

      What's that you say about making things usable?

    49. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And more interestingly, the study says that most users are in fact *not* idiots, but that a distressingly high percentage (almost half) are.

      The attitude that users who do something wrong are idiots is a large part of why computers, operating systems and applications are generally pretty shit. They're made by and for geeks, not normal people. If 1% of your users do the wrong thing they may well be idiots. If 50% of your users are doing the wrong thing, you are the idiot for designing your software so badly half the population can't use it.

      (I mean "you" in the general sense, not the parent specifically)

      No man, were not talking cryptic subculture here, the final dialog box, the one HALF said yes to basically said "This is a bad box, its trying to install malware, malware is bad, click no or kiss your photo album goodby."

      They didn't even READ the message, they made a decision with no idea what they were deciding about. THAT makes them idiots. I forgive users drawn in by clever fakes, after all its a clever deception designed to fool them.

      But when somebody blindly clicks through a box that says "Were going to install malware if you click yes" And then for clarity goes on to specify "Malware is bad" just incase, and they still click yes. Yea were looking at some grade A stupid here.

      The first fake would likely have fooled me, its standard unreadable windows hex error codes. Pretty convincing.

      The second fake I'd spot, I'm intelligent and I know the signs, but your average user doesn't know shit about display standards, hes got no clue how to tell the differnce between a web window and a error box at a glance. Things like his cursor turning into a hand mean nothing to most users aside from 'a cute effect'.

      The third fake was a message announcing they are going to do something bad if you hit 'yes'. It still got nearly half because it demonstrated the problem. Those pop up boxes just don't even get read most of the time.

      Some of those errors are cryptic even to a geek, imagine what kind of meaningless gibberish they are to an uninformed user? They been conditioned to believe that theres no point in reading it because they won't understand it anyway.

    50. Re:Summary is WRONG by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      1. You are talking about a 15(?) year old OS.
      2. 3.1 'window manager/program groups' to XP 'desktop' could be confusing.
      3. You're making my point. It should not be confusing, although 3.1->XP is a rather extreme example.
      4. Did I miss the WHOOSH?

    51. Re:Summary is WRONG by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      your product is a word processor. the user has just tried to save their work but there's an error writing the file to disk (inadequate permissions for the sake of the example). what are you proposing happens in such a scenario?

      Obviously you should send the document to LPT1 instead.

      Bonus points if you include a cover sheet explaining why this happened and with a full-page advert for your OCR software.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    52. Re:Summary is WRONG by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      1. You are talking about a 15(?) year old OS.

      Yeah, so what? It was what he was used to and when he switched he couldn't understand a thing. He hated the goddamn thing until he finally grew accustomed to it, which took probably more than a month.

      2. 3.1 'window manager/program groups' to XP 'desktop' could be confusing.

      THAT'S THE GODDAMN POINT. Users moving from an interface they're used to (XP) to a Linux-based interface would OBVIOUSLY be confused. Heck, people who switched between KDE and GNOME would also be confused, and it's the same goddamn OS.

      3. You're making my point. It should not be confusing, although 3.1->XP is a rather extreme example.

      What? You're making mine. I'm saying that "user friendly" actually equates to "what the user is used to" and not to some sort of godly Steve Jobs-faggotry of a guideline.

      4. Did I miss the WHOOSH?

      So, you were making a joke then? That's gotta be a pretty lame one.

    53. Re:Summary is WRONG by syncmaster955 · · Score: 1

      Good point, but I was referring to an error message that average Joe or Jane would not understand, one that is more of a debug error than a friendly error message (duplicate primary key - "huh?"), or one that halts the process even though there is a solution had the problem been anticipated. My solution to your example would be along the lines of (not the perfect solution but this is what I'm thinking): "I could not save your document to the location you specified, so I saved it here: C:\documents and settings\blah (as a hyperlink) I have created a shortcut on your desktop so you can find it later. Please let your administrator know about this issue by clicking here: mailto: blah message: error 123456 blah"

    54. Re:Summary is WRONG by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Why not ask them where they'd like the document saved? "Your document couldn't be saved in the location you selected. Please choose a different location." Oh wait... that would require a custom "Save" dialog and you wouldn't be able to use the nice one that your OS provided. (Yeah, you could customize the title bar on the default save dialog, but would the user read that?)

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    55. Re:Summary is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is not though. The fact is that people do just want to get their work done and only see those dialog boxes as impedances on their progress. The contents of the box and the warning it may be trying to relay are not grasped or considered. Americans, especially, are very skilled at traveling from point A to point Z without paying any attention to points B through Y beyond taking the shortest path directly through or around them. Those points may be vital to the results but Americans are just too damned pragmatic to care about that. There are a couple of other stories on Slashdot in the same vein, one about the SPORE EULA and another about opt-ins for tracking. No one ever reads EULA's unless they stand to lose a lot and want to be sure they are in compliance and most users, as this study showed, will probably click right through an opt-in notice and then wonder why they are getting so much spam or junk mail. My assessment is a little different, while I do think that is idiotic to put yourself in the position that this sort of ignorance will land you in I think it is laziness, pragmatism and ignorance, not idiocy, that fuel the behaviour.

    56. Re:Summary is WRONG by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      I think there is a disconnect here.

      The comment I responded to was:

      Users, though, should be expected to have a minimum degree of intelligence before getting involved with something that requires some basic thinking, such as a computer.

      And I said that by following THAT logic, it is no surprise that LINUX (Gnome/KDE/X-whatever) was not on more desktops, in which I thought I inferred that people were prefer to stay with what they know (read:MS-Windows). Clearly the usability curve to LINUX is more than the usability curve of 95/98/XP, and maybe even Vista for common tasks in the current UI schemes.

      Power-on to using web, mail, chat, and office applications should not be that different on any current UI. I think it's easy to agree that 3.1/OS2 1.3 style Program Manager -> 95/98/ME/XP/Gnome/KDE/CDE/Mac menu/icon is the largest gap in recent years.

      My point was that the transition from one UI to another SHOULD NOT require PC skills, or cause confusion. I thought I strengthened that argument when I likened PCs to tools (in that case a chainsaw) which may require some reading/training, but in the end should not cause excessive pain/confusion. A PC is a tool, not a mystical black box.

      Re: WHOOSH. No, I was not making a joke, but I was wondering if somehow you were. ;) I do think that Windows 3.1 -> XP is a bit extreme of an example; I'd be pretty surpised if 3.1 era hardware would even run XP reasonably well so it's not an reinstall, but a brand new computer. I think we all can/should forgive a bit of UI improvement based on hardware, best practices, coding efficiencies, etc...), but I was not minimizing your grandfather's plight.

  2. Bad Karma by arizwebfoot · · Score: 0

    I think my Bad Karma would testify to that!

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    1. Re:Bad Karma by floatingrunner · · Score: 0
      same here.

      click here and reply if you read slashdot and you are cool ! :D

    2. Re:Bad Karma by BPPG · · Score: 1

      I have no karma threshold. Does that count?

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  3. The actual text by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Informative

    The actual text was "The instruction at '0x77f41d24 referenced memory at '0x595c2a4c.' The memory could not be 'read.' Click OK to terminate program." You're right, this is not "basically" (or even remotely close to) the text in Ars's little joke screenshot or what was posted in the summary.

    1. Re:The actual text by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did "read" really have those single quotes around it? That would have been pretty 'suspicious' to me. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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    2. Re:The actual text by GuldKalle · · Score: 4, Funny

      To be 'fair', the dialog box they were going for does have those quotes.

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    3. Re:The actual text by ari_j · · Score: 5, Informative

      The legitimate error messages of that form often do, indeed, surround "read" with quotation marks.

    4. Re:The actual text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's typical for these error messages in Windows. The error message is legit, this is something that a regular Windows user might see (I don't want to use the word "commonly", but it's relatively common as far as Windows error messages go). From look at the error message it looks to me like it's a basic Windows error message where the OS fills in the quoted strings (source address, target address, IO operation). All of them are double-quoted. The actual error in Windows would be printed exactly like this:

      The instruction at "0x77f41d24" referenced memory at "0x595c2a4c". The memory could not be "read". Click OK to terminate program.

      Even though I assume that's a template for several error scenarios, I've never seen one during my own usage that didn't specify "read". The actual text is a regular Windows error though, the display of the text was what was supposed to alert users (browser status bar, borders, close/minimize buttons, colors, etc). So it's not the error message that was supposed to be suspicious, just the context that it's shown in.

    5. Re:The actual text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a legit error that Windows XP Pro gives from time to time (I've seen it on a clean install on a Thinkpad T60 when the ATI drivers are acting up, usually referencing 0x00000000 which I assume was caused by some idiot dereferencing a null pointer).

    6. Re:The actual text by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1

      the hex values and the word "read" all had full quotation marks.

    7. Re:The actual text by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      The actual text was "The instruction at '0x77f41d24 referenced memory at '0x595c2a4c.' The memory could not be 'read.' Click OK to terminate program." You're right, this is not "basically" (or even remotely close to) the text in Ars's little joke screenshot or what was posted in the summary.

      According to ScienceDaily, "Fake Popup Warnings Fool Internet Users Even After Repeated Mistakes", there were popups that said different things. Some were "Windows operating system warnings" whereas others were fakes.

      Falcon

    8. Re:The actual text by rishistar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did "read" really have those single quotes around it? That would have been pretty 'suspicious' to me. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

      No, but the word 'Cancel' in the dialog box was replaced with the phrase 'Say No More'....

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    9. Re:The actual text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The legitimate error messages of that form often do, indeed, surround "read" with quotation marks.

      Wouldn't that make it """read"""?

    10. Re:The actual text by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've never seen one during my own usage that didn't specify "read"

      If you're dealing with faulty memory (the usual reason you'll see those errors come up a lot), you'll also definitely see similar errors about "the memory could not be 'written'." The "read" version is definitely more common, though, for some reason.

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    11. Re:The actual text by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The "read" version is definitely more common, though, for some reason.

      Most computers spend more time reading than writing. I know this is insanely simple, but that is why you see more read errors.

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    12. Re:The actual text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't vouch for others, but at the University of Texas, these sorts of messages seem to pop up at least once a day. Sometimes if you're lucky you get to click through 2 or 3 of these things. It's pretty much the norm for the work stations. But hell even if it did look like malware, I wouldn't care, I don't own or maintain the things nor do I do any sensitive work on them.

    13. Re:The actual text by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Smitfraud would do something like that. Start popping up errors like that and killing random (other) programs on pressing OK. Then, after a few days, start popping up actual browser popups selling tools to 'fix' windows.

      When the user buys said 'fix,' someone runs of with their account information at worst, at best simply rips them off as they didn't need to 'fix' to begin with.

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    14. Re:The actual text by lennier · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If this is the dialog in question, then I think even I would have clicked 'Ok', and I'm paranoid as all get out. (Which is why I use Firefox so perhaps I'm not so familiar with IE look and feel).

      I mean it's not like you have a lot of options is it? Crash out of IE? And just looking at the still image, other than the minimise/maximise controls, there's nothing that screams 'malware' to me. Even the presence of the maximise controls doesn't immediately grab me, because Microsoft changes GUI schemes and widget sets so often (Office 2007, ahem) that it's really hard to tell what a 'typical' dialog should or shouldn't look like.

      Isn't the real question: if you're always only ever ONE 'OK' BUTTON CLICK from hosing your computer and giving up all control to an attacker - isn't something very wrong already?

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    15. Re:The actual text by orasio · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it would just be ""read"".

    16. Re:The actual text by Tawnos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That dialog has a few things wrong with it. The most damning is the status bar on the bottom (which, admittedly, wasn't on all the fake dialogs), but more obvious would be that your mouse turns into a hand on the dialog/okay button, or that there are minimize/maximize buttons.

      The other option is to click the "x" in the top right, and it's something you should do when unexpected windows pop up while web browsing. Even if it's possibly a legit error, there's no harm in hitting "x" instead of "OK".

      I don't think your comment about switching GUI schemes and widgets so often is correct, especially since you pointed to a piece of software that had almost no scheme/widget changes for 12 years before getting a complete makeover. The fact is, windows had a very consistent look and feel from 95 through 2000, and xp/vista/W7 (screenshots that have been released, I cannot comment on internal look and feel, as that is always subject to change) only had slight modifications to what is still a relatively consistent GUI.

      As for the "one OK button click away" - that depends if the relevant link was simply an ad-farm link or if it used a known exploit to silently install software. If the latter, then a patch should be issued, but it's something that can happen to any piece of sufficiently advanced (read: complex) software.

    17. Re:The actual text by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      You are seeing the window as a computer expert. These things are actually quite small and unnoticeable to most users. Half of the windows developers tell the normal guys at work to never click that X button because they are either to lazy or stupid to disable it, and click the quit button. So when these people go home they don't click the X button assuming that it is Bad. The mouse turning into the hand, is a very minor thing. As you have been browsing for a long time you may not even notice the difference.

      If it looks like an error. And you don't know how these things are generated they will miss a lot of the inconsistancies and click ok as it seems like an error.

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    18. Re:The actual text by Tangent128 · · Score: 1

      But you need to double-escape the quote marks, see.

    19. Re:The actual text by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are seeing the window as a computer expert.

      Indeed, but sometimes the expert needs to stand back a bit and think from the point of view of a clueless newbie. Like my dad, for instance, a few days ago when presented with some sort of "unrecoverable error has occurred... [OK]" message, his perfectly legitimate reaction was to say "No, it's NOT fucking OK!"

      These acknowledgement clickboxes have become little more than a sloppy way of avoiding the trouble of coding properly.

    20. Re:The actual text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The error message is legit, this is something that a regular Windows user might see (I don't want to use the word "commonly", but it's relatively common as far as Windows error messages go).

      Ooh pwease mister, don't say that Windows error messages are common! That would be tewwible! Ye gods, the MS supporters might even be ... dare I say it ... OFFENDED!!

      You can always take up the party line and blame it on bad memory or low-quality third-party drivers. I notice that the "bad memory" excuse has become less popular lately. That's probably because I've personally used linux on unmodified machines that some MCSE declared to have bad memory and decided that either Linux can fix defective hardware or the memory wasn't why Windows was (relatively) unstable. I doubt I'm the only person who ever tried this. Of course you could always run a goddamned boot CD with memtest86 on it to rule this out but that's not as fun and won't be much faster.

      That leaves faulty/low-quality third-party drivers, which is what I hear the most from Windows (Windows, not necessarily Microsoft) apologists when talking reasonably about this subject. This is a more perfect excuse since there are many third-party drivers for Windows that come from different sources, all or nearly all of them are closed-source, and if you fixed such a machine by modifying only a driver there is still no assurance that you fixed the actual flaw and did not merely replace a driver which reveals or exposes a bug with a driver that does not reveal or expose a bug. So the claim is completely unverifiable/unfalsifiable and is only credible if you grant the assumption that Microsoft always/very often produces relatively high-quality software and so the flaw is likely to be "the other guy", an unnamed third-party vendor among many third-party vendors.

      That there are many third-party drivers and some truly are low-quality makes it more believable that third-party drivers are why Windows is generally less stable than a *nix platform, but this too relies on an assumption. There are multiple events that can cause Windows to crash. The assumption is that this single problem is more common than the others, that it is less preventable (good design) or more difficult to mitigate (i.e. with patches/updates) than all of the rest. If this were all I had to stand on, I would not confidently assert that I knew what the cause of the instability is and that the cause implies that it's not really Microsoft's fault. I might say that in a hopeful manner, if I believed or wanted it to be true, but that alone is not fact; stating it as such is dishonest if intentional and delusional if done out of ignorance.

    21. Re:The actual text by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Informative

      *points* Hey, it's a BASIC programmer!

      In C that'd be "\"read\"".

    22. Re:The actual text by S-100 · · Score: 1

      But what makes it a telltale window is if there is a "yes" and "no" button. If there's just a "yes" button, the dialog is pointless and extraneous. If there's a "yes" and "no" button, it could be a system permission dialog that has been tampered with. Think about it, system dialogs that have a "yes" also have a "no" or "no" and "cancel". If there's just "yes", that means a program has already created the dialog, and if it can create a custom dialog it's also in control.

    23. Re:The actual text by Tangent128 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking CSV, actually. Or maybe SQLite, but I think those were singles.

    24. Re:The actual text by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Showing my age here... The convention stretches back at least as far as Microsoft BASIC in the early 80s. It wouldn't surprise me that other formats adopted it. Nor would it surprise me to learn it predates BASIC.

    25. Re:The actual text by easyTree · · Score: 1

      These error dialogs should have another button besides "OK"; "Download windows source, install, debug problem and submit patch to fort redmond."

    26. Re:The actual text by Toonol · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most obvious clue for me?

      It's using the default XP skin. I've never left that on a computer for more than a few minutes, and none of my family does either. Switching to the classic explorer GUI really makes a lot of fake popups and malware stand out like a sore thumb.

    27. Re:The actual text by LaskoVortex · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this is the dialog in question, then I think even I would have clicked 'Ok',

      I would wonder what right IE has to proxy as my OS and terminate another program and I would get suspicious. Then I would think "oh yeah, this is Microsoft, they do stuff like that all the time." And then I would say to myself, "hey, this is some other person's computer, who gives a fuck?" And then I would click ok and finish taking the stupid test and get my $20.00 for being a test subject and get the hell out of there and then never think of it again, until I saw it on /. Then I would say to myself "Hahaha. Those dumbasses at PCU didn't know how to do science. Of course the subjects are going to click through whatever--they just want to get out of there. Looks like they got in a good journal. Man, that journal got duped. I wonder who the tards were who reviewed that paper...Hey look, a twitter post and I just blew my chance to mod this thread. Damnit."

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    28. Re:The actual text by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Funny

      The "read" version is definitely more common, though, for some reason.

      Most computers spend more time reading than writing. I know this is insanely simple, but that is why you see more read errors.

      There's a lesson here for slashdotters.

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    29. Re:The actual text by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      If those marketing complaing about this change the text to "Alas" or "Woe is me"

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    30. Re:The actual text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You troll. This is impossible, we all know that Windows XP never crashes.

    31. Re:The actual text by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      The "read" version is definitely more common, though, for some reason.

      Most computers spend more time reading than writing. I know this is insanely simple, but that is why you see more read errors.

      kind of like the average slashdot poster, eh?

    32. Re:The actual text by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And how is this supposed to show that users are ID10Ts? With the exception of the quotes that is pretty much the same crap folks are used to getting in error boxes since the days of Win95. As a PC repairman I have seen some dumb users in my time(the video.exe pr0n bug comes to mind) but I would never blame a customer for falling for that.

      And let's face it,the simple fact of the matter is the user doesn't have to be an ID10T anymore,thanks to the way browsers and the Internet have conditioned most folks that the occasional download will be necessary to get through the day. The "you need a codec" dialog,the "Your flash is too old,here is the update" dialog,and don't even get me started on JavaScript and driveby malware.IMHO we are pushing this script heavy "Web 2.0" crap too fast without taking the time to worry about the average user and security.

      For example,the browser should be set up with the major vendors addresses so that if you need a new version of flash,it will refuse any web links and take you straight to Adobe. And IMHO we need to really rethink JScript,perhaps with a no execute "penalty box" that can be scanned for malware before being allowed to run. Because as it is I'm giving my customers Noscript and teaching them to use it just to cut down on the malware. But the time of "blame the user" is mostly past(although I still laugh at how many fall for video.exe looking for pr0n).With so many online now,and that number going nowhere but up,we really need to work on it so the average Joe won't need a degree just to use the web. But as always this is my 02c,YMMV

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    33. Re:The actual text by FoamingToad · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but if the "Internet" status bar at the bottom doesn't scream 'dubious' at you then you need to hand your paranoia card back in ;-)

      IE versus Firefox look and feel is irrelevant - this is a Windows dialog that it's trying to ape.

      Now for a serious question - these would fail with me immediately as I don't use the Luna style. Is it possible, and has anyone observed, malware that is able to detect a user's theme and serve up a dialog which resembles their user preferences, or is it all lowest common denominator stuff still?

    34. Re:The actual text by arktemplar · · Score: 1

      Actually, atleast this is what I think - I may be wrong of course. But a lot of the 'writtens' are BSODs, and most softwares tend to read in areas first before writing, an unauthorized read (ie. in locations where your prog. isn't allowed to read) will result in the 'read' error.

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    35. Re:The actual text by Skater · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing with Windows - change the default style from the Fisher-Price interface (I'm always amazed that people put up with that ugly interface) to the classic interface. I've yet to see a fake dialog box that came up in the classic-style format.

      I imagine, even if it is possible, so few people switch to classic that it's not worth the malware author's efforts. Moreoever, someone switching to classic might imply that they are a bit more of a power user than the average Windows user, and so are less likely to fall for the trick anyway.

      Lastly, I'm not worried about adware that copies my window style from KDE. Just sayin'.

    36. Re:The actual text by neumayr · · Score: 1

      You should memtest that box. Memory defects show up when you least need them.
      About Windows stablility.. totally offtopic, but I'll reply anyway. According to my experience, and I can only speak of my own experience, Windows crashes occur mostly due to badly designed (cheap) hardware that doesn't work without a pretty good driver that fixes hardware bugs in software. Bad, cheap hardware usually doesn't come with good software though.
      So things go wrong.
      If you're using drivers that weren't made by the hardware's vendor it's more likely the software does its job, because it's made by people that want it to work and aren't subject to the vendor's budget.

      Of course, like you said above, that's not a catch-all excuse, Windows probably crashes on its own too. Don't remember it ever happening to me, but I don't use it that much.

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    37. Re:The actual text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...what?

    38. Re:The actual text by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Why use ANYTHING default? I like switching even farther away. You'd be surprised how cool Gnome's Cleanlooks fits into Windows, especially when combined with Tango iconset. There are several patchers out there, try looking for them.

      On a side note, imagine how much it all stands out under real Gnome ;)

    39. Re:The actual text by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      This should be insightful... the students don't care whose problem it is, since it's definitely not theirs. They're gonna just click through the dialogs on someone else's computer since they don't have to pay the tech to fix it.

      I'd love to see a study done on people's home computers... too bad it's not really possible, and either way, it'd be tainted. Giving them an app and telling them to run it? They're getting it from what should be a trusted source, so that throws off the threat response, etc.

    40. Re:The actual text by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      The problem is that adding a dialog box to a program is too simple. It's good for debugging, but software tends to have too many of them, IMHO.

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    41. Re:The actual text by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

      I believe the poster means that as it is a not a real dialog box, but a clever fraud, the code behind the "Yes" and "No" buttons can do whatever the malware author wants. Press "Yes/OK" and malware is installed. Press "No" or "Cancel" and malware is still installed.

      If you are still "clue impaired", just don't push any buttons on the "dialog box" and just close the darn thing with the little "X" in the upper right corner (it is the safest option you have).

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    42. Re:The actual text by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This didn't pop up on their personal computers, they were in a computer lab, and they thought they were supposed to be looking at medical information. I doubt you change the skin on every computer you sit down at.

    43. Re:The actual text by ari_j · · Score: 1

      But you're all forgetting that I said the quotes go around "read" as in a string literal. Here's how it'd work in Perl (aka the Slashdot lingua franca):

      sub surround_with_quotes { '"' . $_[0] . '"' } print "The memory could not be " . surround_with_quotes("read");

    44. Re:The actual text by Toonol · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't underestimate my fanaticism.

    45. Re:The actual text by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Murrrh? That's ridiculous. You're not touching my perl. It's sufficient to say:

      print "The memory count not be \"read\".";

      Or, more likely, it's in a function that prints errors, so the whole thing looks like this (ignoring the extra dots to get "indentation"):

      sub memory_error_string($$$)
      {
      . . return "The instruction at '$_[0]' referenced memory at '$_[1].' The memory could not be '$_[2].' Click OK to terminate program.";
      }

    46. Re:The actual text by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      I would have hit the X. The blatant browser marks all around the box make it obvious that it is not a legit error popup.

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    47. Re:The actual text by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the GW-Basic interpreter I spent my early years using would require CHR$(34)"read"CHR$(34).

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    48. Re:The actual text by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      In that case forget "ok" and have the other button say "actually, never mind."

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    49. Re:The actual text by mgiuca · · Score: 1

      But not 'single' quotes!

    50. Re:The actual text by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I was using the code to explain my comment, not the error message. The error message, of course, is probably assembled by sprintf(s, "The instruction at '%p' referenced memory at '%p'. The memory could not be '%s'. Click OK to crash your computer.", iaddr, daddr, opname).

  4. Newsflash! by Fry-kun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The average computer user is the same as average TV user, a.k.a. Joe Sixpack
    <sarcasm>
    *gasp*
    </sarcasm>

    We computer professionals stick around other computer professionals - and nonprofessionals around us absorb enough knowledge from us by osmosis. So of course it FEELS like everyone is computer literate -- but they're not. We develop software for the braindead zombies and the braindead zombies use it.

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    1. Re:Newsflash! by egregious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Osmosis? They gain knowledge from us through the diffusion of water?

    2. Re:Newsflash! by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1
      To the late great Carlin.

      Think of how dumb the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that

      Everytime I think about that I laugh...and die a little inside.

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    3. Re:Newsflash! by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Well, you know what they say, make something idiot proof, and they'll build a better idiot. It doesn't matter how blatantly stupid doing something is, you'll still find some subset of the population that does it anyway. That's essentially the underlying principle behind the darwin awards. For more examples of things that make you go "WTF?" there's the IT oriented thedailywtf.com, and the retail oriented notalwaysright.com, in either case it will make you weep for the future of humanity.

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    4. Re:Newsflash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    5. Re:Newsflash! by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 3, Funny

      Everytime I hear that said, I always wonder if a better idiot would be smarter or dumber. And the longer I think on it, the more doubt starts to creep in that I may be the latest model...

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    6. Re:Newsflash! by snowraver1 · · Score: 0

      Osmosis is the flow of material from that of high concentration to low concentration. What the GP meant was that spending time with "lusers" depletes us of our precious knowledge and must be avoided at all times.

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    7. Re:Newsflash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We develop software for the braindead zombies and the braindead zombies use it.

      So you worked on Windows, eh?

    8. Re:Newsflash! by philspear · · Score: 1

      We computer professionals stick around other computer professionals - and nonprofessionals around us absorb enough knowledge from us by osmosis. So of course it FEELS like everyone is computer literate -- but they're not. We develop software for the braindead zombies and the braindead zombies use it.

      And to think: some people say tech support guys have overinflated egos based on their specialized knowledge of things most people don't care about! Hah!

    9. Re:Newsflash! by danbert8 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Incorrect... Diffusion is a flow of material from high concentration to low concentration. Osmosis is the diffusion of water across a membrane.

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    10. Re:Newsflash! by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Yep.

      I don't even hold it against him that he mistook "average" for "median".

    11. Re:Newsflash! by snowraver1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well is you want to turn this into a science lesson then you should add that the membrane is semi-permeable and only allows some particles across. Anyways, it depends on how you define it as to what the flow is:

      Osmosis is the diffusion of a solvent (frequently water) through a semi-permeable membrane, from a solution of low solute concentration (high water potential) to a solution with high solute concentration (low water potential

      and

      Net movement of solvent is from the less-concentrated (hypotonic) to the more-concentrated (hypertonic) solution, which tends to reduce the difference in concentrations.

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    12. Re:Newsflash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would actually be useful to the male college geeks if two things were true, that contracts for sex were legal and EULAs weren't so easy to beat. Could you just imagine the click through EULAs they would design for a similar research project using only coeds? Of course after something like that they might actually learn to read the EULAs etc. :P

    13. Re:Newsflash! by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but since water diffusion goes from most pure source to least pure source he's also calling us inherently 'more pure' then those that learn from us..

    14. Re:Newsflash! by orclevegam · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's because the bogons they emit react destructively with our cluons. I believe this is the process by which otherwise promising programmers become middle management potential. Prolonged exposure to PHBs and lusers causes cluon destruction and eventual bogon poisoning. It is truly a vicious cycle.

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    15. Re:Newsflash! by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

      But assuming that the factor in question (intelligence) is Normally distributed, then the median and the mean (and the mode, of course) are all the same. No harm, no foul.

    16. Re:Newsflash! by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Wow, it's a good thing that "average" commonly means just something indicating central tendency and not specifically the mean.

    17. Re:Newsflash! by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to the [+1 Prima donna] mod?

    18. Re:Newsflash! by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Well is you want to turn this into a science lesson then you should add that the membrane is semi-permeable and only allows some particles across.

      He did. He said osmosis is diffusion of water across a membrane. That staisfies your qualification of "only allows some particles across."

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    19. Re:Newsflash! by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 1

      Water moving across a membrane doesn't happen regardless of concentrations. You definitely need a difference in solute concentrations and you could think of it as water moving from an area of higher water concentration (lower solute concentration) to an area of low concentration (high solute concentration).

    20. Re:Newsflash! by falconwolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To the late great Carlin.

      Think of how dumb the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that

      Everytime I think about that I laugh...and die a little inside.

      What's funny, or sad depending on how you look at it, is that half of the people aren't dumber than the average person. It's not the average where half are under and half over, the median is the point where half are over and half under.

      Falcon

    21. Re:Newsflash! by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to the [+1 Prima donna] mod?

      I took it away from you worthless peons, because it was too confusing for you. You can thank me later.

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    22. Re:Newsflash! by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      If I could mod you funny I would. Hopefully there's still a mod or two out there without an impaired sense of humor.

    23. Re:Newsflash! by bored · · Score: 1

      It's not the average where half are under and half over, the median is the point where half are over and half under.

      Except that all the intelligence tests I'm aware of, follow a normal distribution, and therefor the mean and median are the same value.

    24. Re:Newsflash! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      GP's whole point was that the "solvent" isn't necessarily water, which is why "Osmosis is the diffusion of water across a membrane" is technically inaccurate.

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    25. Re:Newsflash! by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      The real question is why is there an asymmetric distribution of cluons with respect to bogons in the universe. The world may never know.

    26. Re:Newsflash! by againjj · · Score: 1

      What's funny, or sad depending on how you look at it, is that half of the people aren't dumber than the average person. It's not the average where half are under and half over, the median is the point where half are over and half under.

      The median is an average, and so is the arithmetic mean, which you seem to have assumed that MaxwellEdison meant. "Average" means nothing more than something that is typical. Let's take some examples:
      1) The average home price is $600,000 in the SF Bay area. (median)
      2) The average Californian is a democrat. (mode)
      3) The average car gas mileage in the US is 23 mpg. (harmonic mean)
      4) The average rate of return on my bank account is 3%. (geometric mean)
      So, half of all people are dumber than the average person, for a suitable definition of average.

      Note, these numbers are made up. Also, note that this point is academic if the intelligence spread is gaussian, as then the arithmetic mean and median are the same anyway.

    27. Re:Newsflash! by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      Well, there's computer literacy and computer literacy.

      People who read or write books don't necessarily know how to operate a binding press and people who make tv programmes for a living don't necessarily know how to wire up a trinitron tube. It doesn't mean that they're not generally literate (or that they're stupid), it just means that they don't necessarily know the nuts and bolts of things that it's someone else's job to know.

      The flip-side is that a lot of computer people aren't people-literate, or may not have much of an idea about the basic principles of the business that employs them. I've seen management people in total despair at the apparent inability of their IT staff to understand the basics of the business that it's their job to support.

      So sometimes after a fruitless telephone exchange between IT guy and non-IT guy, where our IT hero turns to his colleague and says, "Geez, that guy didn't have a ****ing clue!", what they don't realise is that at the other end of the line, the other person is turning to their colleague and saying exactly the same thing.

  5. NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Summary is under ENTERTAINMENT. Tag says HUMOR. If it had been accurately reporting on the study, it would have been under SCIENCE. Read all the words.

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    1. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by wealthychef · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Be that as it may, to call a user an "idiot" because he does not know the appropriate style for an error dialog box, or having seen an odd style, does not associate that with malware, but prefers to continue on task if possible, shows how arrogant the author of the summary is.

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    2. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 1

      Experiments are now considered entertainment? Hell, I can't wait for the results from the LHC to show up in the entertainment section. I can see it now, "The World is Ending! Armageddon is Here!" tagged with "humor" in the entertainment section.

    3. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freakin' out, aintcha pal? Was it all just a bit too close to home for you?
      :)

    4. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by dark-nl · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm used to the commenters not reading the articles. That's life on the net, and with all those comments to read and reply to, who has time for the articles?

      I've even gotten used to the slashdot editors not reading the articles. After all, there are a lot of submissions and it's not like it's their job. The queue is long, the day is short, etc etc. I understand all that.

      But when I realized that even the submitters don't read the articles they summarize... that is when I cried. Something broke inside me.

      Even that was a couple of years ago, though. I'm all better now, and life is wonderful now that things don't have to make sense anymore. I feel so free!

    5. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      Summary is under ENTERTAINMENT. Tag says HUMOR. If it had been accurately reporting on the study, it would have been under SCIENCE. Read all the words.

      Read all the words? Next thing you know you'll be telling us to RTFA, and that's just silly.

    6. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      Even if it's meant as a joke, the summary is misleading and badly written.

      And if you're right, and it is supposed to be a joke, then it's a double fail.

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    7. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      Be that as it may, to call a user an "idiot" because he does not know the appropriate style for an error dialog box, or having seen an odd style, does not associate that with malware, but prefers to continue on task if possible, shows how arrogant the author of the summary is.

      It does no such thing. Just because you want to insist that the author's intention was arrogant, despite your implicit agreement that it was humor (ie, "be that as it may"), does not make it so. You can not like the style of humor, and can say so, but you can't rightly ascribe intent that's contrary to the author's stated intent as well as your acceptance of same.

      Or maybe you're right, and you can decide for others what their intention and base motives were. If so, you're not the only one. I claim the same right. Now turn in all those mod points and delete your post because it's obviously intended as flamebait. Don't argue -- I say it's so.

      I'll bet your a joy to behold on April first.

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    8. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also one must consider the situation. The students were placed in front of a screen and given a task. If it were me I wouldn't be to concerned about error messages if I could just click them away, finish the job and collect my $5 or whatever. If it was my own PC, or one I used every day for work, I would indeed take much more care. But a machine used by many people is probably going to get fucked up in very short order regardless of what I personally do, so why bother.

    9. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Boy, that troll-marking asshole out there is lucky as hell that i am a mere mortal. Fucking mark my FACTUAL mind-thought of what MY eyes and mind initially saw. Too bad i don't have a time machine, or i'd take in hand all those who capriciously assail a casual remark not meant to be a lie. Such nerve...

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    10. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by clockwise_music · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mod parent up - I couldn't agree more. Users are not idiots. Users just don't care about reading dialog boxes because a lot of the time the message isn't useful or helpful.

      Here's a suggestion for everyone. Whenever you display an error message, don't just display the error message. The user (normally) doesn't particularly care what went wrong. They just want to know how to fix it.

      Eg, I was trying to buy an AudioBook on iTunes the other day, when it said to me "Users in Australia cannot purchase tracks on the UK site". Now it didn't tell me "well, go to the Australian site, and here's a link to go to it" or say "would you like to go to the Australian site?". It just gave me a dumb error message. It took me ten minutes to find the link to the Australian site (scroll down to the bottom of the front page, dur. Seems so obvious now).

      Dammit, be helpful to your users. Don't just display the error message. Display what to do about it. Even "please try again later" is better than nothing.

    11. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Well, if you were waiting for the LHC to keep you entertained, I hope you have something to keep you amused until spring.

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    12. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by wiz_80 · · Score: 1

      Rambling off the topic... that behaviour from iTunes is one of my pet peeves. OK, I can just about understand why DVDs have region coding (not agree, but understand), but why the effin' eff if a podcast is free on the US iTunes store, can I not download it from a regional iTunes store?

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    13. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. There are three things an error message should contain:

      1. What went wrong.
      2. Why it went wrong.
      3. What can be done to remedy the situation.

      It works in most situations

      1. "You cannot buy this track"
      2. "Users in Australia cannot purchase tracks on the UK site"
      3. "Click _here_ to visit the Australian site"

    14. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I dunno. There's this concept of "personal responsibility", too. People ARE idiots if they can't figure out that something is different, and they should pay attention to it. Saying that developers are idiots (as in your case) does not excuse users from being idiots.

    15. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      ...shows how insecure geek culture is...

    16. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by wealthychef · · Score: 1

      I don't need to know his motives. If I think it's funny that you are a jackass and laugh at you in public because of it, then I am being arrogant. That's what this author appears to me to be doing. I take it you disagree. :-) Another approach might be to take interest in how to protect users from such attacks instead of blaming them for falling prey to them.

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    17. Re:NOT: (was Re:Summary is WRONG) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Milano is a tardbus!

  6. or it could have been by itamblyn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They didn't care if malware got installed on the researchers computers. Most university owned machines that are publicly accessible (e.g. in the library) get ghosted frequently. It doesn't matter what you do to them - tomorrow they will have a fresh install anyway.

    1. Re:or it could have been by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This was my thought too. Study participants were asked to give their opinion on a web site. If they close the offending window, they'd be unable to give their opinion on that website. If they just clicked through, they stand a chance of getting to the web site, and whatever happens to that terminal is none of their business. So these 'idiot' users were just following instructions.

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    2. Re:or it could have been by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points for you. A better study would be one that duplicated techniques of the bad guys at faking dialogues on the user's computer, then have participants do the experiment using their own laptops.

      I suspect the results would be similar, but this problem with the design of the experiment essentially invalidates it.

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    3. Re:or it could have been by Hymer · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make anything any better (except the security of the system).
      If the users do not know that the machine is ghosted every night they will fuck up every Windows PC they touch.
      Even if the machine is ghosted every night it still may cause considerable damage if it is infected with some malware.
      Finally, if they know and understand the ghosting idea, they probably never wouldn't get those pop ups...

    4. Re:or it could have been by nsheppar · · Score: 1

      My boss and I run a university computer lab of about 60 machines which run Windows (also Linux, dual-booting). We rarely re-image them more than once a semester, and that's to push out new applications and settings. To the best of my knowledge we have never had to re-image a computer because it got owned by malware.

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    5. Re:or it could have been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you clicked the dialog buttons, didn't you

    6. Re:or it could have been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too.

      When it came to "just dragging windows out of the way" I would have done the exact same thing. If I'm using a computer that doesn't belong to me and the thing is infested then I just try to avoid dealing with the thing as much as possible. It isn't my machine, it was pooched beofre I got to it and no one asked me to try and fix it. If I close a malware popup then it will just launch again. To hell with it.

  7. Slashdot summary proves editors are idiots by QZTR · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article

    The authors, who work in the Psychology Department of North Carolina State University, crafted a set of four fake dialog boxes. All of them contained the following warning: "The instruction at '0x77f41d24 referenced memory at '0x595c2a4c.' The memory could not be 'read.' Click OK to terminate program." One of the warnings was indistinguishable from the standard Windows XP system dialog, but the remaining three were had a number of warning signs that should tip off users to potential malware.

    In all cases, mousing over the "OK" button would cause the cursor to turn into a hand button, behavior more typical of a browser control; all dialogs also had minimize and maximize buttons, while a second added a browser status bar to the bottom of the window. Finally, the most blatant one alternated between black text and a white background and a white-on-black theme. All of these should metaphorically scream, "This is not safe!"

    Ah yes, well, not understanding the obvious "metaphor" of course makes one an idiot...

    So what does that lying ass bullshit headline make one? And no, you don't get a pass because you ripped it off the article's author, WTF do you think editors do (at other places I mean, here it seems all you do is shove food down your gullet and crank out tripe like this).

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    1. Re:Slashdot summary proves editors are idiots by Hatta · · Score: 1

      What does forgetting your closing tag make you?

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    2. Re:Slashdot summary proves editors are idiots by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 2, Funny

      Human

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    3. Re:Slashdot summary proves editors are idiots by philicorda · · Score: 1

      "All of these should metaphorically scream, "This is not safe!""

      I don't entirely agree with this.

      Dialog boxes are not consistent enough to assume this.
      Why should I be expected to know which dialog boxes are safe on a which particular version of Windows?
      They look different in 98,XP,2K,Vista etc.

      So I need to know how to pick up subtle clues about graphic design for a particular version of windows, know if Aero is on or off, the theme and background used etc.

      Expecting the user to keep mental records of the particular 'windows de jour' error boxes and pick out subtle clues in dialogs is an awful way to maintain security. Something is severely wrong here and I don't think you can blame it all on the user.

  8. More power to them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quit bugging me. Much more work needs to be done to eliminate "Are you sure?" requests. Working undo is always better than asking the user and making him regret the answer seconds later.

    1. Re:More power to them by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That was my thought, I largely stopped reading those dialogs back sometime in the mid 90s because they were basically all identical and they conveyed basically no information either.

      If MS or really anybody else were serious about this sort of problem they'd stop popping up so many of those windows. Really just having a small status screen at like the lower left which listed those things would be a good start. That way only serious problems would need a window. Better yet if MS could ditch the hearing impairing error chime, the one that's always like 10x as loud as the rest of the sounds on the computer.

    2. Re:More power to them by WTF+Chuck · · Score: 1

      Better yet if MS could ditch the hearing impairing error chime

      That is so their hearing impaired customers can hear the chime. Soon all their customers will be hearing impaired for that reason, so they better leave it alone or no one will know when their computer is having problems.

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    3. Re:More power to them by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Case in point:
      I have a bad install of Office or something, so every time I open Word I get a popup that says "Cannot open this document template $(file location)". Sure, that says something useful. But on top of that a second popup appears, saying "The command cannot be performed because a dialog box is open. Click OK, then close open dialog boxes to continue".

      I don't know about you, but I think a dialog box that opens just to tell you that there is a dialog box open is the most helpful thing I've ever seen.

    4. Re:More power to them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on the message. If it says "You are about to send data to a secure web site", the dialog should never have been created in the first place. If it says "You are about to send your personal data to an insecure site that's going to sell it to the Russian mafia", there's no "Undo" option.

      And what about the message your email client gives you when you try to send an email without a "To" address. Almost any action the email client could take besides a popup is going to result in the user just wondering why their email didn't get sent.

      What should happen when you try to print something but haven't defined a printer?

      dom

    5. Re:More power to them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really just having a small status screen at like the lower left which listed those things would be a good start.

      No. The OS produces graphics and dialog boxes. The browser produces graphics and dialog boxes that can effectively mimick anything the OS can do. Any root-access or potentially harmful change should require two things:

      a) a user who knows the password
      b) the password to be manually input

      Popups by the OS are ALWAYS bad. It may still be suitable "program X has crashed", "your hard drive is out of space", etc. It should NOT be routine. Very few things on my OS can generate a popup - this includes the browser I use. As such, if it was not a popup I was expecting, then something has gone horribly wrong and the problem must be solved.

  9. Wrong conclusion by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Study determines that people ignore dire warnings after experiencing that they're virtually always overstating and end up disregarding them as an annoyance.

    Same general psychological area as the boy who cried wolf.

    1. Re:Wrong conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that in many cases, it is impossible to determine what the 'right thing' is. The computer has little way of knowing what the actual problem is. Computers only do as they are told. If a computer is told by a website to pop up a dialog box, then it will do so, regardless of the intention of content of the box. Likewise, if the computer has an error, and is programmed to report that error, it will do so. Are you saying that we should not have error alerts, or that popups should not be allowed?

    2. Re:Wrong conclusion by ozbird · · Score: 1

      I don't think this says as much about the users as it does the usability of our computers.

      ... or user interface design. The user is presented with a dialog with one button; user clicks the "Sod off" button. How is this surprising? It would have been more enlightening to offer the user two options, e.g. "Cancel or Allow?", and then see how the user reacts. Always "Allow"? Always "Cancel"? Always the default? Varying depending on what the dialog says?

    3. Re:Wrong conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct thing for an operating system to do is to terminate any program that it any way violates what it considers acceptable behavior from a program. Many bugs (which can become security holes) never get fixed because the developer is not aware there was a problem because the operating system allowed the program to do something stupid ...

      If your system is (almost) hostile to a program, and the developer has to work hard to ensure that the program is correct enough to run, it is likely that all programs for your system would be higher quality.

    4. Re:Wrong conclusion by Draek · · Score: 1

      we got this fancy computer with a fancy operating system, why can't it figure out the right thing to do when an application tries to access memory it's not supposed to?

      Mostly they do, by killing the app, they just have the decency of providing you with enough info in case you want to prevent it in the future.

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    5. Re:Wrong conclusion by value_added · · Score: 1

      I don't think this says as much about the users as it does the usability of our computers.

      My opinion has always been that Windows has always aimed for the lowest common denominator when making assumptions about both its users and administrators. That, in turn, has fostered the culture where people have grown immune to dialogs of any sort while, at the same time, expecting that they'll be protected from Bad Things happening.

      To be fair, though, the folks for whom dialogs are valuable or useful are completely novice computer users. Once they're past that stage, they quickly learn their computer considers them an idiot and the resentment starts.

      Computers are commodity items now, the days where nerds interested in technical details were the primary demographic are long gone. People just want to do their job and move on with life, they don't care about memory registers or malware they just want to not be interrupted.

      Ironic, isn't? One upon a time, many of us (myself included) yearned for the day when computers would be not only available for everyone, but easy to use. An important part of that easy to use goal was preventing the user from doing widespread damage and making sure the user was informed or otherwise reminded of everything that was happening as it happened. Now that those goals have been reached, users resent the favours being done on their behalf (even if those favours are good for them) to point of cynicism or outright hostility.

      It really illustrates how dialog boxes as a warning system are a flawed mechanic, we got this fancy computer with a fancy operating system, why can't it figure out the right thing to do when an application tries to access memory it's not supposed to?

      I suppose it's meant to be more informational than anything else.

      Me, I prefer the command-line. Non-verbose, does what you tell it, and the results are assumed unless otherwise. Microsoft's shiny new command-line implementation Power Shell takes the opposite approach, one more in line with what happens on the desktop. The verbosity reaches levels associated with multiple-click throughs in a GUI, and while dialog boxes or prompts aren't part of the feature set (yet?), warning messages (in red, no less) are a common enough occurence. Again, this is indicative of an assumption that the user (administrator) is an idiot, and must be protected from him or herself.

      It could be that users want to be idiots. Take, for example, a hypothetical scenario where some sort of "expert mode" existed where dialogs of any sort would never appear, the protections associated with them were removed, and all informational messages were sent to a log only. Would users resent being left on their own and grow cynical that their computer refused to try and help them?

    6. Re:Wrong conclusion by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      It really illustrates how dialog boxes as a warning system are a flawed mechanic, we got this fancy computer with a fancy operating system, why can't it figure out the right thing to do when an application tries to access memory it's not supposed to?

      Which other than aborting the application and informing the user would be what, exactly?

      Once this point is reached there's absolutely nothing else to do. The other alternative is ignoring it, but it's not going to do any good. Infinite loops and horrible data corruption seem like the most likely consequences of making that choice.

    7. Re:Wrong conclusion by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are probably times when there's an actual question about what should happen, and in those cases some kind of interface is necessary. It's still debatable whether a pop-up box is the best solution there, but certainly there are times where applications do have to prompt the user for input.

      On the other hand, there are still errors that pop up and say, "Hey, there's an error. I'm not going to give you any useful information about the error or tell you what the effects of that error might be, and you don't really have any choice about what to do about it. I'm not going to let you use your computer anymore, but hit 'OK' and I'll go away." I mean, they obviously don't say that literally, but in effect they may as well say that.

      It's good when programmers can at least recognize that problem and work to minimize pointless errors. And often they do. One good option in Windows, for example, is to kick your error into the event log. That way, most users won't see it, but anyone who will know what to do with it will probably know enough to look in the Event Viewer.

    8. Re:Wrong conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dialog box is a message about what happened. The program was terminated so yes the OS knows what to do. Now a regular user won't understand the message, but it says error. The app didn't disappear by itself, no magic, no stubbornness of the computer, there was an error. It's a hint that even the regular user should be able to grasp.

    9. Re:Wrong conclusion by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      But in most cases, it's easy to determine what the right thing is, but the programmers just take the lazy way out.

      Case in point: Mac OS X pops up a scary box the first time you try to run an app that you downloaded off the internet. The purpose of this is to prevent an attack where a web site causes an app to download and then tries to run it through some sort of automatic mechanism, like opening an URL that the app is registered as a handler for.

      So far so good. Except the implementation completely sucks. I get that warning when I intentionally double-click a downloaded app in the Finder. I get that warning when I open a freshly downloaded .php file in a text editor. I get the warning when I open a downloaded .html file for the first time. It's completely stupid.

      Computers are full of these worthless, stupid warning boxes. All it does is train users to blindly click the button that says "do what I just told you to do, stupid". And then when a real, important box appears, they do what their computer has spent months or years carefully training them to do. Big surprise.

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    10. Re:Wrong conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > we got this fancy computer with a fancy operating system, why can't it figure out the right thing to do when an application tries to access memory it's not supposed to?

      The correct way to deal with segmentation fault is to terminate the program. Also it would be nice to notice the user why all it windows ui vanish, using a pop-up dialog is a good way to do that because the application ui canot be use anymore.

    11. Re:Wrong conclusion by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      But in most cases, it's easy to determine what the right thing is, but the programmers just take the lazy way out.

      Case in point: Mac OS X pops up a scary box the first time you try to run an app that you downloaded off the internet.

      The Mac you use must be different than mine, I don't get scary boxes. What I do get, when I click on something to install it, is a box asking for an admin's name and password.

      So far so good. Except the implementation completely sucks. I get that warning when I intentionally double-click a downloaded app in the Finder. I get that warning when I open a freshly downloaded .php file in a text editor. I get the warning when I open a downloaded .html file for the first time. It's completely stupid.

      The closest I've come to something like that is once in a while instead of Firefox showing an image Preview is launch to show it in. I'm using Firefox Firefox 2.0.0.6 though and if I use Firefox 3 instead that might not happen.

      Falcon

    12. Re:Wrong conclusion by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Let me guess: you're still using Tiger?

      On Leopard, I get a box that looks like this:

      "Craptacular.app" is an application which was downloaded from the Internet. Are you sure you want to open it?

      Safari.app downloaded this file today at 19:63 PM from www.craptacular.com.

      [Show Web Page] [Cancel] [Open]

      This happens the first time I launch every single application I download or receive as a mail attachment, and as I mentioned, quite a few things that aren't even applications.

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    13. Re:Wrong conclusion by stevied · · Score: 1

      Cars have been commodity items for ages now. I just want to get places and get on with my life, I really don't care about how engines or drive-trains work.

      Doesn't work like that, though. I have to keep an eye on things like oil and coolant, and they do occasionally get low. If the steering goes funny and I hear a strange flapping noise from one of the wheels, I have to be awake to the possibility that I've got a flat tyre.

      I also have to remember to lock the damn thing and take the keys out of the ignition, so people don't nick it.

      There are aspects of reality which can't be engineered away. If we (IT types) accepted that, and managed to make the users realize that, a lot of resources would be freed up for tackling those problems that can be solved. Hell, the users might find that being more engaged with reality was actually both interesting and empowering.

    14. Re:Wrong conclusion by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      People just want to do their job and move on with life, they don't care about memory registers or malware they just want to not be interrupted.

      You make a fair point, but let me counter it a bit. If we're talking about computers in the workplace, it is not unreasonable for me, as an employer, to expect my employees to have some understanding of how to use computers efficiently. I'm not saying they need to be experts, but I wouldn't tolerate an employee who constantly breaks the fax machine or copier through negligence or "not caring". I wouldn't tolerate an employee who crashes the company van every other week. Why should I tolerate employees who constantly stuff up their computers by refusing to expand their knowledge just a little bit?

      Not only are employees like that harming my property (the computers) with their negligence, but whenever one breaks, that employee now has to stop working, call IT, waste another employee's time to diagnose and fix the problem, and so forth.

      The employee's disinterest in learning basic operations and, dare I say it, "best practices" of using a primary business tool also doesn't instill in me a lot of encouragement about their willingness to learn in other areas, either. No one's asking the general populace to become IT gods. I'm asking them to learn basics like "don't click Yes or OK to everything just to make it go away" or "organize your files in a sane manner, don't just chuck them all on the desktop" or "don't have fifty applications running at once if you don't need to". Basic operation.

      So, you're right, the employee doesn't want to be interupted, and that excuse may fly the first time they break things by doing something dumb. Maybe the second time is a lapse. By the third time, this person should be able to figure out that having to drop everything and wait for some helpdesk doofus to come down and run antivirus scans for an hour wastes more time than spending three seconds deciding whether clicking on something is a good idea. If they can't, well.. maybe I should hire someone more intelligent.

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  10. Geez! by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

    Anyone in IT knows this, with out needing a study to be done. Next time ask the guys who have had more than 3 years experience in any IT related field!

    1. Re:Geez! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to 'know' something, it another to ahve it actually tested. Granted this test was week, but there you go.

      Like people 'Know' that watching tv makes kids fat and lazy; However there has only been on study done, and it turned out that, no TV doesn't do that. Kids that are lazy will go outside and be lazy.

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    2. Re:Geez! by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      Well, that's how science works. You have a hypothesis, you find the implications, you test it, and if it looks as you thought, you've won.

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    3. Re:Geez! by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      Well that's not the only part, but yes it is apart of science. The other part is empirical data, collect enough data from observation and that should tell you the answer as well.

  11. What?!? You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...increasing the number of times the user has to click "OK" doesn't increase security?!? Dang, I thought I was on to something.

    Love,

    Microsoft Windows UAC Designer

    1. Re:What?!? You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame.

  12. And that makes it less wrong how? by QZTR · · Score: 1, Troll

    Well? He said it was "wrong", and it is. Calling it entertainment doesn't make it less wrong.

    "Read all the words."

    I suggest you do the same, specifically, the one spelled "w-r-o-n-g".

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  13. Even more importantly... by hellfire · · Score: 5, Informative

    The bottom of the article has the actual conclusion that the article was trying to make:

    Follow-up questions revealed that the students seemed to find any dialog box a distraction from their assigned task; nearly half said that all they cared about was getting rid of these dialogs. The results suggest that a familiarity with Windows dialogs have bred a degree of contempt and that users simply don't care what the boxes say anymore.

    The authors suggest that user training might help more people recognize the risks involved with fake popups and the diagnostic signs of genuine Windows dialogs, but the fact that the students didn't appear to spend any more time evaluating the fake dialogs raises questions as to whether education is enough.

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    1. Re:Even more importantly... by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Education is definitely not enough because people just don't care. They want to do what they want to do and the computer should magically understand that and play along. There's little respect for the complexity of general purpose computers and any possible learning curve needed to use them properly.

      My wife has occasionally complained that her computer was acting "strange". After hearing the symptoms I've often asked, "Did any messages appear?". "Yes." "Well what did it say?" "I don't know. I just clicked OK." She simply doesn't care enough to deal with an issue when she's trying to browse a web site or send an email.

      My favorite was the time she complained my laptop must be broken because it turned itself off. I got nervous thinking it was broken. I asked if a message had popped up before it turned off. She said no, then thought about it and remembered something popped up a few minutes earlier. She couldn't remember what it said. I told her it said to plug it in or it would turn itself off. Her response: "Oops".

    2. Re:Even more importantly... by Nutria · · Score: 3, Insightful

      She couldn't remember what it said. I told her it said to plug it in or it would turn itself off. Her response: "Oops".

      And you decided to spend the rest of your life with this woman, and mingle your genes with hers, and have her raise your children????

      My wife is far from a technophile, but she's smart enough to know that pop-up windows transmit important information, and need to be answered correctly. (So, she calls me, and asks what to do.)

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    3. Re:Even more importantly... by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      ...she's trying to browse a web site...

      You can't fool me, there are no women on the internets!

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    4. Re:Even more importantly... by StevenMaurer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That kind of personality quirk is not necessarily a sign of genetic stupidity. It's just a sign of extreme disinterest.

      There are people who treat their cars more or less the same way: they are not the least bit interested in what is going on, literally, "under the hood". Warning lights? Pffff. Unless it stops the car, interrupting their life, they don't give a crap.

      Car dealers love them.

      And frankly, while such people can be annoying, I find them infinitely preferable to type that treats people like inanimate objects.

    5. Re:Even more importantly... by Shin-LaC · · Score: 1

      I'm mainly a Mac user, so excuse me if I'm missing something obvious about Windows, but why should users pay particular attention to fake dialogs on websites? Whatever evil the page might perform if you click "OK", it could have performed without even displaying the dialog in the first place. The one exception I can think of is that, at least under some popup blocking systems, clicking a button in a fake dialog might enable the page to open a popup window (because it's considered an user-initiated action), but that's no big deal.
      On the contrary, it's genuine dialogs (from Windows or the browser) that you should beware of, because if you get one that says "Do you want to allow this site to perform [some evil thing]?" and you click "Yes", you really are exposing yourself to further danger.

      The choice of the "memory access error" dialog for the experiment is especially poor. It's a mere notification that tells nothing useful to 99% of users, and doesn't ask them to make any choice, so I would expect most users with significant Windows experience to be used to dismissing that kind of alert without even reading it - which is fine!
      A much better experiment, IMHO would have been mimicking an authorization dialog ("Do you want to allow this dangerous operation?" OK, Cancel), and seeing if users pay any more attention (I think they would, if nothing else because they have to choose between two buttons). Then see how long it takes to "train" users to click "OK" without thinking by spamming fake authorization dialogs during web browsing, and how the level of similarity with the real dialog affects the results.

    6. Re:Even more importantly... by nine-times · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Story time:

      Early in my career, I worked with a helpdesk tech who was hired more or less because he had certifications out the ying yang. So one day, he comes to me and he says, "I'm having a problem with this computer. It just won't work and I can't figure out why."

      So I went with him back to the workbench and said, "Ok, show me what the problem is."

      He booted up the machine and logged in. Everything looked fine. He navigated through the start menu, found the shortcut for Microsoft Word, and clicks on it. It takes a second before anything happens, and then a little window pops up with what looks like an error message. The tech immediately hits ok, and then sits there for another minute before turning to me and saying, "See. Word won't start."

      I said, "Ok, well what did that error message say?"

      He responds, "wha?"

      I ask him to try running it again, he does, and when the error message comes up again, he again immediately hits the OK button. I say, "That! That error message. What did it say?" and he comes back again, "Huh?"

      I get him to run it a third time, and ask him to take his hands off the mouse and put them in his lap until I tell him he can touch the mouse again. The third time, the error message pops up again and says, "Error: missing msvcrt.dll." (just making that up, but it was missing some DLL) I copy the DLL over from another machine and it works again.

      True story. I'm not sure if there's a lesson in there somewhere, but it seemed like a relevant story.

    7. Re:Even more importantly... by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 1

      I gave a brand new Fujitsu tablet to a user here on Sunday. Yesterday, he brought it back to me. He said it wouldn't turn on no matter how much he hit the power button. I reached over, grabbed a power plug from a nearby tablet and plugged his in. It turned on first try. :-) I told him to either charge it up or leave it plugged in when he uses it. The sad thing is, he's had a laptop for years. I just don't get it.

    8. Re:Even more importantly... by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 1

      Um, unless a web site is exploiting a vulnerability, it can't get outside of the internet browser sandbox it is inside without user permission. Unfortunately, a yes button on a fake banner made to disguise itself as a legitimate error/warning/system box qualifies as giving permission. A lot of this would be solved if the web browser vendors had better controls to stop things from accessing your computer, but they don't want to do that for some reason. If there is an exploit, that can often run bad code on your computer without any interaction from the end user.

    9. Re:Even more importantly... by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Funny

      She couldn't remember what it said. I told her it said to plug it in or it would turn itself off. Her response: "Oops".

      And you decided to spend the rest of your life with this woman, and mingle your genes with hers, and have her raise your children????

      People who wish to mingle genes and raise children with _female_humans_ generally learn to accept this. Not that I expect all /.ers to understand.

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    10. Re:Even more importantly... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      When people are focused on a task, they will often ignore and quickly put aside things that are in there way.
      A very handy trait, evolutionary wise.
      That's not smart, it's knowledge.
      My wife if knowledgeable enough to figure most things out herself, wise enough to know when she starts getting too deep, and smart enough to remember what she has done.

      I Win.

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    11. Re:Even more importantly... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

      And you decided to spend the rest of your life with this woman, and mingle your genes with hers, and have her raise your children????

      $5 says your wife asks the same question when you leave the toilet seat up.

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    12. Re:Even more importantly... by Nutria · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And frankly, while such people can be annoying, I find them infinitely preferable to type that treats people like inanimate objects.

      I don't prefer either. And the two personality types are not mutually exclusive.

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    13. Re:Even more importantly... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I dated a girl in college that did not understand why her car died. I looked at it and got it running but it ran like crap. it had no oil in it. I looked at the dash and saw that she put a black sticker over the oil light.

      I asked why and she said, "Oh that was bothering me so I put a sticker over it."

      She has a masters degree and was working on her PHd at the time. Really dumb, but good in the sack!

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    14. Re:Even more importantly... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      People who wish to mingle genes and raise children with _female_humans_ generally learn to accept this. Not that I expect all /.ers to understand.

      The other choice is to be more selective in who you mate with.

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    15. Re:Even more importantly... by Nutria · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      She has a masters degree and was working on her PHd at the time. Really dumb,

      That type of person drives me insane, since, having such degrees makes them think they are superior to us plebeians.

      but good in the sack!

      Hope you had condoms!

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    16. Re:Even more importantly... by syousef · · Score: 1

      And you decided to spend the rest of your life with this woman, and mingle your genes with hers, and have her raise your children????

      It ain't stupidity. When it comes to the computer, she knows hubby will clean up after her. Same sort of behaviour as the bloke who eats dinner but won't help wash up. The solution in both cases: Stop cleaning up after your partner, and insist they're more self-reliant.

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    17. Re:Even more importantly... by roca · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Education is definitely not enough because people just don't care. They want to do what they want to do and the computer should magically understand that and play along. There's little respect for the complexity of general purpose computers and any possible learning curve needed to use them properly."

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with this expectation.

      Until you have internalized this, you won't be able to design great software.

    18. Re:Even more importantly... by starfishsystems · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Case in point:

      My sister-in-law took her car into the shop, asking to have all the warning lights and buzzers deactivated, as they were bothering her.

      The service manager was somewhat reluctant to do this, thinking, no doubt, that if he went ahead with the work, it would come back to haunt him. She insisted, reasoning that these things had never happened to her before in all the years she's been driving. Five years later, she's still happy at the thought that she "took charge" of the situation. She likes to tell this story because, to her, it proves that she was right all along.

      Sure, I have to agree, at the core it's a matter of priorities. But I think it's one in which simple not-caring has eroded further into not-caring-to-understand. We can laugh a bit inasmuch as it applies to ordinary people, but I find myself alarmed as this almost Orwellian regression from critical thinking into reactivity becomes more fashionable.

      That's because it's not just ordinary people but also many trusted individuals who are afflicted. I've lost count of the number of IT managers and network staff who reason anecdotally, who can't seem to distinguish between different subsystems or levels of abstraction, or who don't even consistently apply commonplace notions of causality. These people may be smart and successful, but I find them hard to have as colleagues.

      Physicians and car mechanics, on the other hand, seem to have somehow avoided the worst of this erosion. At least, that's what I've observed. I can't explain what, if anything, might set them apart from other technical professionals.

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    19. Re:Even more importantly... by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if there's a lesson in there somewhere,

      Errr.. Yes, I believe you. IMHO helpdesk 'Techs' are a breed of their own. I'm generalizing here so I don't mean all helpdesk jockeys, and most of them can follow the bouncing ball by running through troubleshooting trees on a screen in front of them. A lesser though significant portion of them can talk on the phone at the same time.
      I know a few who have been frontline for Dell, MS, and HP and if you take them away from their comfort zone, they have remarkably little knowledge.
      It's when you get to Supervisor help that your problem gets 'escalated' to proper Tech support where the guy/gal actually knows what they're talking about.

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    20. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the popup user interface is inherently broken.

    21. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid people are stupid. What's there to get?

    22. Re:Even more importantly... by Skreech · · Score: 1

      It's effectively impossible for any of your confidential information to be stolen as a result of leaving the toilet seat up...

    23. Re:Even more importantly... by WTF+Chuck · · Score: 1

      With one of the fake antivirus malware loading softwares, it would pop-up a javascript confirm dialog before downloading the file. If you clicked "Cancel" it would keep popping up the dialog.

      They did this to try to avoid the suspicion of a file automatically trying to download and run when visiting a web-site

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    24. Re:Even more importantly... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's effectively impossible for any of your confidential information to be stolen as a result of leaving the toilet seat up...

      Not true. Tell me this doesn't sound familiar:

      "My husband left the toilet seat up last night."

      "That's nothing, my husband hasn't been able to get it up for 3 months."

      ;)

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    25. Re:Even more importantly... by svank · · Score: 1

      You never know. Your wife might sit down on the toilet, not noticing the seat is up. After landing in the water, something personal might float out of her pocket. If, for whatever reason, your wife flushed the toilet while this thing was floating in the water, it would now be running through the sewer lines. Not a problem, until it slowly drifts by a poor worker who's inside the sewer line. He notices the object in the sewage, fishes it out, and proceeds to drain your bank accounts and ruin your life.

    26. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are talking about the same group of people who haven't figured out a standard ware to log out of basic authentication.

    27. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that each Microsoft application comes with its own set of widgets, and this is why there's such inconsistent look&feel within the set of Microsoft's own applications.

      I don't know if this extends to the dialog boxes too, but could it be that users have become desensitized to not only the presentation but the content of these errors?

      After all, an error message where the specifics of the error are hex numbers isn't going to be very useful to the majority of users.

      At the same time, another common Windows flaw is to make error messages non-specific, and that provides absolutely no advice what to do to prevent the error. Something like "A file could not be read." doesn't actually help at all to solve the problem.

    28. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well shucks, your wife just might take only a couple of phone calls to figure how to operate a vacuum cleaner.

    29. Re:Even more importantly... by initialE · · Score: 1

      I've gone through that with a lot of users myself. Somehow they don't seem to realize that pop-ups are meant to be an unnatural experience that indicates a decision is necessary. I've had lots of users complain to me "This is broken, fix it" and yet be totally unable to explain what is broken or why they think it is broken (And we haven't even gotten to the diagnosis part yet). To them I'm like some kind of magic wand that makes the problems go away, whereas to me they've lost quite a few respect points, because now I know that they don't even see me as a human being. Let me put it to you this way - would you go to a doctor and say "heal me" and not be able to describe why you think something is wrong?

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    30. Re:Even more importantly... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just don't get it.

      Some people, as soon as a computer (or something else they've convinced themselves is a magic black box) enters the picture, turn off every shred of intelligence and common sense they ever had. There's simply no excuse for it, in my experience. These people aren't just ignorant, they refuse to try, because they've already convinced themselves that they can't understand $thing.

      A car analogy applies well to me personally (and is obligatory on this site). I don't know cars that well. I can change my oil, and filter, and that's it. I don't pretend I understand cars, either, but I know what normal operating parameters for my car are, and when it starts acting weird, I can give a mechanic a decent description of what's going wrong. This is because even though I know I'm ignorant of how the car works, I pay fucking attention, and remember that it's just a machine like any other, and there's a cause for what's going wrong. Probably a very logical one, too!

      Others can't be bothered to use the shred of intelligence required to do this. They're the kind of people who make me want to get a law passed making it legal to shoot stupid people. That, or reproduce as much as possible, so I can have smart kids, and do my part to help keep the morons from overrunning the earth.

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    31. Re:Even more importantly... by nine-times · · Score: 2, Funny

      In fairness, the doctor can't check my event viewer.

    32. Re:Even more importantly... by zobier · · Score: 1

      Somehow they don't seem to realize that pop-ups are meant to be an unnatural experience that indicates a decision is necessary.

      Maybe they should flash, play an alarming sample and say WARNING, DANGER WILL ROBINSON.

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    33. Re:Even more importantly... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2, Funny

      The other choice is to be more selective in who you mate with.

      So... How goes the hunt then, friend?

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    34. Re:Even more importantly... by Nutria · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So... How goes the hunt then, friend?

      Hunt's long over. Been married to a wonderful woman for 10 years, and have two great children.

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    35. Re:Even more importantly... by clockwise_music · · Score: 1

      I'm one of those people. I don't give a rats about how my car works. I care for it (give it oil, check tire pressures, regular services) but that's it. If a mechanic goes to me "what's wrong with it?" I say, "It's broken. It won't go. Fix it".

      No, I don't know if it's the driveshaft or the diff or the spangdongle and I don't care. That's your job.

      I doubt they'd know if they have an IP address when troubleshooting their internet connection, and I wouldn't expect them to.

    36. Re:Even more importantly... by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 1

      I've had the same experience; a user will tell me about some problem they had "... and then suddenly I got an error message". I would naturally ask "what the did the message say?".

      "I don't know ...", "something went wrong", "it was an error message", "I just clicked OK".

      Seriously, many users are habituated to not understanding error messages, such that they ignore their content altogether. It's as if the error message had been nothing more than "ERROR".

      I can understand this, but what still amazes is me is that people deduce that because the error message doesn't mean squat to them, that it doesn't mean anything to anyone, so they don't even write it down, and then they expect someone like me, later on, and even over the phone, to tell them what it meant!

    37. Re:Even more importantly... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      You'd rather date someone smarter than you? They either tend to be tough to find, or unwilling to date you.

    38. Re:Even more importantly... by weicco · · Score: 1

      Thank the Holy Microsoft for bringin me the UAC prompt dialog! My wife also clicks OK when ever there's a OK button to click. But with UAC prompt you can't just click OK because it wants you to insert admin password. I've managed to educate my wife to the point that if she ever sees UAC prompt she instantly stops fiddiling around with the OK/Cancel/whatever buttons and comes to me with the laptop. Then I, who knows Windows from upside down, diagnose the problem (if my wife gets UAC prompt it most certainly means somekind of problem) and take necessary actions.

      Actions can include one or more of the following:
      - Cancel the action
      - Give my wife a lesson or two about computers
      - Spank her so she won't do (or does, it depends) it again
      - Scream and shout

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    39. Re:Even more importantly... by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How much did she cost you and from which country did you order her?

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    40. Re:Even more importantly... by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can understand this, but what still amazes is me is that people deduce that because the error message doesn't mean squat to them, that it doesn't mean anything to anyone, so they don't even write it down, and then they expect someone like me, later on, and even over the phone, to tell them what it meant!

      I'm generalising horribly here, but please bear with me.

      You would not believe the number of people who basically judge everyone based on themselves. It's like a slightly more sophisticated equivalent of a small child deciding that if they can't see you, you can't see them and so they can make themselves invisible by closing their eyes.

    41. Re:Even more importantly... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      At the same time, another common Windows flaw is to make error messages non-specific, and that provides absolutely no advice what to do to prevent the error. Something like "A file could not be read." doesn't actually help at all to solve the problem.

      OS X can be even worse in this regard, particularly when you're troubleshooting L2TP/IPSec VPN connections.

      The aggravating thing is when you know full well that it's technically possible to know exactly what the error is, the only reason there's no way of finding it out is because the developer was too damn lazy to include a "More detail..." button on the dialog box or even write to a log somewhere so instead you have to guess what the problem is.

    42. Re:Even more importantly... by TuringTest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course there's a lesson in there: alert dialogs are a idiotic solution to a real problem. Users don't care about them while a task is being performed (they effectively send them to /dev/null), just when the task ends in an undesired way.

      So the lesson is: log all those unread dialogs and provide a diagnosis tool where the user can read them all after the task has finished, i.e. when the user will care about what they said. Why is it that computers have log files aimed to developers, but not ones aimed to log in a friendly way the events aimed to end users? Is there really so little empathy in the programmers mindset?

      --
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    43. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, unless a web site is exploiting a vulnerability, it can't get outside of the internet browser sandbox it is inside without user permission. Unfortunately, a yes button on a fake banner made to disguise itself as a legitimate error/warning/system box qualifies as giving permission.

      What weird browser are you using that I haven't even heard about?

      In everything else (Firefox, Chrome, IE etc), the browser will ask using it's own dialog, with text that the page does not control.

      The only exception being popup windows. Clicking indicates that you want to see whatever popup window was hiding behind what you clicked on. Popups do not pose any danger to the system, though.

      Exploits don't need a dialog in the first place, and everything else will cause a browser dialog ("Do you want to run or download this?").

      Note: ActiveX may count as an exploit, depending on your browser / version.

    44. Re:Even more importantly... by loki1978 · · Score: 0

      I am second level support and i have the same story now and then almost exactly like the one told. Very good how the parent poster told it. People don't actually realize anymore that they click something away

      --
      According to prophecy
    45. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, MOD PARENT UP TO +15

    46. Re:Even more importantly... by merlinokos · · Score: 1

      10 years ago, that would be a respectable wager. Now it's what, 4 oz of fuel?

    47. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with this expectation.

      In the same way that there is nothing wrong with the expectation that you should be able to (never having driven before) get into any vehicle, say "Take me home" and have it take you exactly where you want to be without any further interaction?

      Nothing wrong with either of these expectations apart from them being completely unrealistic with current technology.

    48. Re:Even more importantly... by gsslay · · Score: 1

      True story. I'm not sure if there's a lesson in there somewhere, but it seemed like a relevant story.

      Seems on the button to me. I can totally relate to this story. When I've asked users to demonstrate a problem they're having they'll often carefully recreate the scenario step by step, allowing for discussion along the way. But when an alert of some kind appears during it, they dismiss it without so much as a glance and continue on without comment as if it never happened. When you pull them up about it, and get actually get them to stop clicking OK (which isn't always easy), they say something like, "Oh, it always does that." at which point you'll discover the computer has been complaining about this error for weeks, it's only now that it has become critical and stopped things working.

      It's a Pavlovian response even amongst some of the most experienced of users. Stimulus; Annoying error message, Response; click OK. Result; Problem goes away, at least for the moment.

      Designers of all kinds (software, machinery, cars, road signs, household appliances, etc, etc) will spend hours on end debating how to stop this kind of behaviour, but the simple answer is you can't. It's just how people behave and the more effort you put in to prevent it, the more they become desensitised to your efforts.

    49. Re:Even more importantly... by akadruid · · Score: 1

      This is the bottom of the singularity curve.

      Remember when we used to mock old people for the blinking 12:00 on their VCR? Well now virtually the whole population has some kind of blinking 12:00 problem in their life. Cars, computers, phones and other gadgets are particularly at fault, but it happens with anything remotely complex. I can do pretty much anything with a computer but I can't make my washing machine do I want.

      Good engineering (including software) makes it possible for people to use stuff they don't understand.

      It also makes it possible for almost every corporation to run large numbers of computers, despite the lack of people who really understand them - you can look at incompetent IT managers as a software success story :)

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    50. Re:Even more importantly... by jack2000 · · Score: 0

      they will often ignore and quickly put aside things that are in there way.

      Was grammar in your way when you wrote that?

    51. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you married her....

    52. Re:Even more importantly... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      How much did she cost you and from which country did you order her?

      And have a wife who was either uber-obsequious or saw me as a meal-ticket? No, we're both Euro-Americans who's ancestors arrived long ago.

      --
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    53. Re:Even more importantly... by neumayr · · Score: 1

      o.O
      Getting a little carried away there, eh?
      Might want to think about putting those what-if scenarios you dream up to some more productive use than slashdot comments..

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      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    54. Re:Even more importantly... by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Totally true.
      Get that a lot in Physics, Math and CS class. People just give up trying to understand what's going on and pass by memorizing stuff.

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      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    55. Re:Even more importantly... by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      I don't prefer either. And the two personality types are not mutually exclusive.

      I'd venture a guess that to a certain extent they actually correlate.

    56. Re:Even more importantly... by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Physicians and car mechanics, on the other hand, seem to have somehow avoided the worst of this erosion. At least, that's what I've observed. I can't explain what, if anything, might set them apart from other technical professionals.

      Perhaps it's a lack of proximity with "businessmen" as colleagues?

    57. Re:Even more importantly... by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      What? There is absolutely no reason for a learning curve? All software should be instantly usable by any person, regardless of education, culture, or intelligence?

      I should go ahead and demand a refund for any IDE I've ever bought or used.

    58. Re:Even more importantly... by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      Education is definitely not enough because people just don't care.

      Would you have done something significantly different in the study case? About the 2nd pop-up in this study, I would be fairly confident the computer was already infected (which was true, just not by a truly malicious program) Once that assumption was made, at that point the choices I made going forward would be the same result (f'd up PC) Well I would try using the escape key, but if that didn't work, enter would be fine to dismiss the rest.
      Of course if it was a computer I had any obligations surrounding, I would have pulled the network connection immediately. Otherwise I would have finished the task, and maybe said "hey your computer is messed up" at the end.

    59. Re:Even more importantly... by Intron · · Score: 1

      I have to confess that ejecting a CD on my system plays "Open the pod bay door, Hal".

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    60. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like a slightly more sophisticated equivalent of a small child deciding that if they can't see you, you can't see them and so they can make themselves invisible by closing their eyes.

      Like the ravenous bugblatter beast of trall? That's why I always carry a towel.

    61. Re:Even more importantly... by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      found the shortcut for Microsoft Word, and clicks on it. It takes a second before anything happens, and then a little window pops up with what looks like an error message.

      In Word 2003 and later, if an 3rd-party Word addin seems to be responsible for a prior crash, Word will bring up a dialog indicating that the addin (by name) seems to have had a problem last time, and asks if you would like to disable it. The default button is "Yes".

      That's important; the average user operation is to hit the button with the darker border, regardless of what it says. Once they've disabled the addin, the setting to re-enable it is buried in the least obvious place (Help: About Microsoft Word) and the addin is dead.

    62. Re:Even more importantly... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Yup. I've had this sort of conversation a lot:

      "Hey, my e-mail isn't working. Can you tell me how to fix it?"

      Me: "Er... I don't know. What's the problem exactly?"

      "It doesn't work. I can't get my e-mail."

      Me: "What e-mail application are you using?"

      "I don't know."

      Me: "Is it webmail? Or is it a real application?"

      "What do you mean?"

      Me: "Umm... Ok, whatever. Does it give you any kind of error message when you try to get your e-mail?"

      "I don't know. Maybe? Oh, wait, that's right. I think it does. I remember now. I get an error message."

      Me: "Ok. Well what does it say?"

      "I don't know."

      Me: "Well, can you try getting your e-mail sometime and telling me what the error message is?"

      "Maybe in a little while. I'm busy. Can't you just tell me how to fix it?"

      Me: "Not really. I'm kind of busy too, you know. I'm taking the time to talk with you about it. If you want me to help, you'll have to tell me what the error message says."

      "Fine. Ok, it says that my password is wrong. What could cause that?"

      Me: "Putting in the wrong password could cause that. Are you putting in the wrong password?"

      "Oh, that's right. I changed my password last week. So you think if I put in the right password, it'll work?"

      Me: "It's probably worth a shot."

    63. Re:Even more importantly... by citylivin · · Score: 1

      The best example I can think of:

      A frequent problem I had at one place of employment was as follows. The mail server (imail for the curious) would reject any mail that it could not resolve. THis would be fine, but it rejected it and informed you of this in a outlook send and recieve message instead of a bounce. Users would call me weekly saying that they couldn't send and recieve mail. I would walk over, see the error, and ask them to read it out loud to me. They would start "your message has been rejected by the server as the recipient email %EMAIL% cannot be found". They would then go "ohhhh!" and realize that they typed the email address wrong and it was sitting in their outbox waiting to go out.

      I must have solved that problem several hundred times. Thankfully, very rarely for the same user. Its bad mail server design, but what was I to do?

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    64. Re:Even more importantly... by 615 · · Score: 1

      They want to do what they want to do and the computer should magically understand that and play along.

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with this expectation.

      I hate spam. I don't ever want to see it in my email. Nobody likes spam, so why does Microsoft (I have a PC) even bother with it? Probably they're getting kickbacks from China, huh. I want email without spam, and the computer should magically understand that.

      P.S. By spam, I mean everything: advertisements for "v1agra", Nigerian scams, newsletters I signed up for and then forgot about, anything from Mailer Daemon (I'm a Christian, thank you), and anything I wouldn't want my wife to know about.

      P.P.S The fact that I receive a disproportionately large amount of spam because I give my email address away like confetti into a passing parade, and that the combined efforts of my email provider and email client in fact stop 99.99% of it from ever reaching my inbox, does not interest me. What interests me is the spam I _do_ receive. And I don't want to hear about "Baysian filters" or "false positives", or the "sheer impossibility" of what I'm demanding. It takes me a fraction of a second to identify an unwanted email: how hard can it be?

      </boneheaded-user>

    65. Re:Even more importantly... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      Education is definitely not enough because people just don't care. They want to do what they want to do and the computer should magically understand that and play along. There's little respect for the complexity of general purpose computers and any possible learning curve needed to use them properly.

      Get used to it-- they shouldn't have to care, and aren't going to care. I've been a professional computer programmer for 25 years, and even I refuse to be dictated to by a computer program, and novice users who did not choose to be computer professionals certainly aren't going to put up with it. In fact, I'm undoubtedly even LESS likely to be dictated to by a computer program than an novice user will.

      I use ProcessGuard on XP, and any processes that I don't recognize are summarily prohibited. If they persist, they often get flagged to prohibit execution permanently. Period. I terminate programs with impunity, and if the OS won't shutdown quickly enough I power it down anyway. Just now I found that the Epson scanner software had some kind of monitor service for some feature I've never used and it's now toast. Software does not get to do whatever the f*** it feels like on my machine. Stuff that runs all the time, uses the network behind the scenes, or wakes up on a timer, gets BLOCKED.

      I also use a proxy ad blocker and Noscript while browsing, as internet pages don't get to do whatever the f** they want either. I'm in control of what I do on a computer, NOT THE PROGRAMS. So far I've yet to crash the system or lose data, but I do backup and I know what I can usually get away with and can't. If in doubt, I research what the program is before deciding to abort it, prohibit it, or otherwise disable or uninstall it.

      Routine packages that come with hardware devices that seem to think they can run on my system 24/7 are offensive and really poor programming practice in my opinion. The quickest way to get on my sh** list is to try to install a service or startup program (and I've got plenty of monitors that'll inform me if they try).

      And you know what? My system runs pretty darn fast, because all that useless crap isn't sucking up resources.

      Commercial programs better get with it-- that's one thing that tends to be better with open source, there's not as much funny business going on, at least so far. Novice user systems accumulate all this extra crap until they start to bog down and become unusable-- I know, as I support some of them and see what kind of messes they've gotten the system into. I'm constantly removing startup programs for features they've never used.

    66. Re:Even more importantly... by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      These people aren't just ignorant, they refuse to try, because they've already convinced themselves that they can't understand $thing.

      Maybe, there are some of us who are stuck using MS-Windows for whatever reason, have simply been trained to click OK, and reboot if it acts weird in the interest of saving time and sanity.

      I don't mean that as a MS-Bash, but OK|reboot is easier and more efficient than looking for the root cause in many situations. More so in the case of those stupid memory 'read' errors, or in the case of '$APP has encountered a problem and needs to close".

      My point is that it could be a trained, deliberate, apathetic response, and not just ignorance.

    67. Re:Even more importantly... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, a yes button on a fake banner made to disguise itself as a legitimate error/warning/system box qualifies as giving permission.

      Um, no it doesn't – or did you have an example? Actually, it can't get out of the "internet browser sandbox" without the browser displaying a REAL "legitimate error/warning/system box". GP is spot on: it isn't the fake error/warning messages that we should worry about. As he pointed out, the only "security" measures those can circumvent is your popup blocker.

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    68. Re:Even more importantly... by svank · · Score: 1

      That certainly wasn't supposed to be taken seriously.

    69. Re:Even more importantly... by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      The additional problem with MSWord is that it's notorious for throwing up error messages that are actually wrong.

      The classic one used to be "Out of Memory" errors. When computers had smaller hard drives, almost everybody seemed to get these with Word from time to time, and lots of people would try to fix the problem by going out and buying memory upgrades, only to find that Word still wouldn't load their documents, declaring "Out of Memory".

      Normally it was an "Insufficient free disc space on drive c: to create temporary file" problem, but it always seemed to be reported to the user as a memory problem.

      An additional wrinkle was that a clogged c: drive would generate this (wrong!) error message even if Windows had been set up to write temp files to a different drive, because some MS programmers seemed to ignore the Windows conventions and just set their apps to assume that c: was the default.

      I think that a lot of people have been conditioned to expect the content of error messages to be worthless crap. Think how many times a poor user gets told that something is wrong and presented with a wodge of hexadecimal that they have no chance at all of doing anything with. Is a wordprocessor user seriously expected to recognise hexadecimal memory addresses, or faithfully write down the stream of hex and dictate it over the phone to the helpdesk engineer? Of course not.

      So they become conditioned to equate

      "error message"

      with

      "Something has a problem, maybe. Don't bother about it, the computer just does that sometimes, just click OK"

      And that's what they do.
      After all (reckons the end-user) the people who write error messages obviously don't expect users to read them do they? Cos if you were supposed. to read them, the programmers would have done a better job of making them actually useful. Half the time they seem to be more like glorified debugging messages aimed at the actual coders.

    70. Re:Even more importantly... by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      ... they don't even write it down ...

      Why should a user expect to have to keep a pencil and paper alongside their wordprocessor, to write down messages manually?

      I mean, that's insane isn't it? Computers were supposed to get rid of all that stuff!

      See, the end-user doesn't understand how badly-designed operating systems really are. They don't appreciate that there's still system-level stuff that's never really been properly thought through.
      So it's natural for them to think, well if the system throws up a standard dialog box with an exclamation mark and a piece of error text, then obviously, whenever one of those boxes is displayed, the system will log the date and time and make a record of the text and save to to disc. That would be the logical thing for it to do.

      All it'd take would take would be a defined protocol, a standard file location, maybe a little cleanup program with a system setting to limit the number of messages or their maximum age, and a line of code added to the system dialog box that optionally activates every time it's launched with the "question mark" flag set, so that the request to open the dialogue box with a piece of text automatically logs the time and the associated text.

      So the user gets an error message telling them that here's a problem, and they ring up the helpline. They expect the helpline guy to know how to retrieve the error message, or to tell them how to retrieve it and read it out over the phone (maybe something like, "click the Start button, select run, type in hlpmsglg.exe, press enter, and tell me the last error message on the list").

      What they don't expect is to be told that they should have been keeping a handwritten log of everything they did on the computer because Microsoft were too thick to think of stuff like this. Perhaps they think that the computer surely must log this stuff, and perhaps their helpdesk engineer is simply too ignorant to know how to call up the messages, and is trying to put the blame back onto them.

      Either way, they're not going to apologise to some snooty helpdesk guy, because they figure that the one person who hasn't done anything wrong is them, the end-user. Either the system's badly designed, or the helpdesk people don't know how to access it properly ... from the user's point of view, they don't particularly care which set of computer people screwed up, their best way to stay calm and happy and not to get wound up by all the computer crap is to maintain a cheeful air of complete disinterest in what the actual underlying reason is for their problem, and let the helpdesk guys and the software designer guys sort it out between them.

      Heck, if they're on a company network, they probably reckon that the system ought to automatically respond to updates of the "alert message" logfile by sending the details over the network to update the central sysadmin database, so that when they ring up, the helpdesk guy should already know what their problem is. In fact, perhaps if the problem really requires fixing, perhaps they figure that it should be their company's helpdesk guy ringing them.

    71. Re:Even more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and then there was this one time you drove up to a full-service station, and you yell "fill her up!" So this guy is walking all around your car looking for the gas tank (whoops he's about to put it in the tires) – no, no you fool – "so where's the gas tank?" I don't know, you're the gas man, find the gas tank... "Well maybe if I just pour it all over it'll suck in somewhere..."

    72. Re:Even more importantly... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Me: "Is it webmail? Or is it a real application?"

      "What do you mean?"

      The correct followup question, if you actually care to find out what they're using, is to have them describe what they clicked on. Is it the little envelope, or the glowing blue E?

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    73. Re:Even more importantly... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      And what if they say, "It looked like a square-headed cartoon guy wearing a wig"? How long will it take you to figure out what that person means?

      Unfortunately, my experience suggests it would go something like this:

      Me: "What did you click on to open it?"

      "The little thing."

      Me: "What little thing?"

      "Um... I mean, it's little, and it's on your desktop, and you kind of move it around...?"

      Me: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

      "It's plastic, and you move it around..."

      Me: "Do you mean your mouse?"

      "Yeah."

      Me: "I mean, what icon did you click on?"

      -blank stare-

      Me: "The icon?"

      -blank stare-

      -I return the blank stare-

      "An icon?"

      Me: "Yeah, you know, like the little squarish picture that you click on to run a program?"

      "I don't think my computer has anything like that. It's new. I think it runs Vista..."

      And then I'd just have to continue on where I said, "Umm... Ok, whatever. Does it give you any kind of error message when you try to get your e-mail?"

      Sometimes continuing to ask questions just gets you in deeper.

    74. Re:Even more importantly... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      And what if they say, "It looked like a square-headed cartoon guy wearing a wig"?

      If they're using Thunderbird, either I installed it and I already know they're using it or they're not calling me, they're calling their other computer geek friend who installed Thunderbird for them.

      Anyway, it's all too true that questions can dig you deeper, but at least most people will be able to answer a direct question as to whether they clicked the glowing blue E or the envelope.

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  14. A university study confirms it? by Curate · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, but I will not believe this data until Netcraft confirms it.

  15. Correction by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Popup study confirms most university students participating in the tests are idiots. Further research needs funding to confirm that most users are morons.

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    1. Re:Correction by santiagoanders · · Score: 2, Funny

      An idiot has lower cognitive and social ability than a moron. I would expect that if the university students are idiots, then most users are just bags of water and foul smelling gasses.

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    2. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Popup study confirms most university students participating in the tests are idiots.

      Every psych major knows that Psychology is the study of the cognition and behavior of undergraduates.

    3. Re:Correction by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...most users are just bags of water and foul smelling gasses.

      By george, I think he's got it!

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  16. These chumps pay for our internets! by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 1

    We should celebrate these poor saps, for without them who would pay for the internet?

    I, for one, have not seen a pop-up on any machine I am in charge of for about 3 years....

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    1. Re:These chumps pay for our internets! by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the other stuff they pay for: botnets, spam, DDOS attacks, etc.

  17. The fuunt thing is by geekoid · · Score: 5, Informative

    the people writing the dialog boxes assume clicking no just shuts down the dialog box.
    You could easily have events fire on the No as you do on the yes.
    It takes a little work, but it is doable.

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    1. Re:The fuunt thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Writing dialog boxes? That's too fancy - just make a pop-up banner ad, and the whole image is a linked graphic.

      When spamming and scamming, short-cuts are rarely scrutinized by the end-user/mark.

    2. Re:The fuunt thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just nuke them ('remove this object'), like any other irritation that manages to evade the various blockers?

    3. Re:The fuunt thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then what would be proper course to deal with it? Terminate it from program manager or whatever the fuck that thing is called.

      And no, not switching to linux.. first person to suggest that get's beat.

    4. Re:The fuunt thing is by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Huh? How does it take any work?
      if(confirm("Are you stupid?")) {//hax!} else {//more hax!}
      Putting code in the else statement isn't any more work than putting it in the original if statement.
      Note: I realize people aren't using simple confirm boxes but the concept is the same.

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    5. Re:The fuunt thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Switch to BSD.

    6. Re:The fuunt thing is by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      And no, not switching to linux.. first person to suggest that get's beat.

      By the zeroth person?

      (BTW, "get is beat"?)

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    7. Re:The fuunt thing is by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      If you have malware on your computer and you know it's executing, pull the network cable for a start. What you do then depends on how paranoid you are, but at minimum you should run some malware scans. If BIOS-resident malware is on the way back, as I recall reading somewhere a few months ago, you're pretty much screwed whatever you do, but otherwise I would suggest booting from a CD with malware scanning software or pulling the HD and scanning it in another computer.

    8. Re:The fuunt thing is by caluml · · Score: 1

      Or the beat belonging to get.

    9. Re:The fuunt thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On top of that, most Malware isn't going to bring up a fake dialog box and wait for a user to click "Yes" anyway. Since the code behind the buttons could easily be run instead of opening the form, there's just no point to this test. At least, not as far as resisting Malware.

      Instead, this test shows that users aren't likely to pay attention to or remember legitimate error messages that may appear. Even though the message could indicate that something is broken and might need fixing before they can continue to work effectively, the average person (if they don't understand the message) will just click "OK" and carry on.

    10. Re:The fuunt thing is by Hatta · · Score: 1

      An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. The correct thing to do is to not run untrusted code in the first place.

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    11. Re:The fuunt thing is by Talennor · · Score: 1

      Agreed! I was thinking that if the window was behaving improperly you'd better not click anything at all. I don't think the article mentioned that.

      I think that for the strange dialog boxes that if half clicked 'yes' and half clicked 'no' than we have a whole lot of fail. 100% fail. Now for something there weren't any clues on I'm guessing that the machine is already running malcode so the clicking doesn't really matter.

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    12. Re:The fuunt thing is by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      if (confirm("Are you stupid?"));
      doTheRightThingRegardless();


      FTW

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    13. Re:The fuunt thing is by dominious · · Score: 1

      Isn't there an event handler for closing the window as well? Then there is no way out, unless you kill -9 it

    14. Re:The fuunt thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Very* "little work". It just amounts to typing in what you want to happen in the right place in the code. If you're lazy, and don't want to give the user a real option, just copy/paste code from the ::OnOK() method into the ::OnCancel() section... or one could override the ::EndDialog() method... just 'cause a dialog seems to be doing one thing, prima facie, doesn't mean that's what it's actually doing, at all.

    15. Re:The fuunt thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the people writing the dialog boxes assume clicking no just shuts down the dialog box.
      You could easily have events fire on the No as you do on the yes.
      It takes a little work, but it is doable.

      Thats why I always hit the 'X' in the top corner. A button is a button, I only trust it to do what it claims as much as a I trust the source, in the case of popup, I trust it to try and fuck me over.

      If theres no 'X' or some clever dick decides to write a script that launches a new one when I close this one I kill the browser.

  18. Too much interference by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This was not surprising and I don't place all the blame on the users.

    There's a similar situation with semi experienced administrators. They may configure logging and monitoring on a system. Being security paranoid, they set the log level fairly low so they end up getting lots of alerts.

    Somewhere along the line, however, the administrator stops paying as much attention. Maybe a CPU alert hits 100% every night. Then one day someone in Finance runs a half-assed join across a gateway and brings down a DB. The admin gets the alert but has gotten so used to them that it was ignored. This is worse than if he'd never gotten the alert at all.

    The alerts that OSes put up (Vista, for example) and the host of browser and AV and IDE warnings get useless after a while. The system should do this transparently and not rely on the user to be the MAC layer.

    1. Re:Too much interference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the university I work for, somebody high up in the campus-wide IT department decided to buy some off-the-shelf network monitoring hardware appliance.

      This thing came, inexplicably, with a built-in webcam and a web-accessible status screen that wasn't password-locked by default. The moment they plugged it in, it started portscanning the whole university. Since I wanted to know the reason the systems I manage were being portscanned every 30 seconds by somebody in the IT IP block, I connected to the address, hoping they'd had the foresight to put up some kind of webpage explaining what this pesky thing was.

      Lo and behold, I get a webcam view of two guys moving hardware around in the server room, using some incredibly uncomfortable-looking podium-based admin console, other oblivious activities. I called the IT helpdesk and told them they had a rogue appliance which was portscanning everybody and which had an open web admin interface, then continued to watch the webcam in the hopes of Candid Camera-esque capers would ensue.

      This thing is running in the corner of my desktops for about 2 hours before I see one of the two guys look excited and point at the front of the appliance, then both get really close to look at the device, realizing the little light next to the webcam was on.

      Next thing you know, the thing's tilted on its side pointing at the ceiling, then drops off the network 5 minutes later never to reappear.

  19. Children by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My roommates' daughter, who isn't old enough to read yet, can navigate menus on the Nintendo Wii by using trial and error to determine which button "works" and which button "doesn't work" to get where she wants, then (with repetition) memorizing the position or appearance of the correct button. She has absolutely no idea what any of the text says if it isn't accompanied by pictures, but she only occasionally needs help navigating.

    Shouldn't we expect better from adults using a computer?

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    1. Re:Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people see computers as tools designed to enhance productivity. If even a two-year old can get things done without reading the dialogs, why would someone with higher mental faculties waste time reading them?

    2. Re:Children by BigJClark · · Score: 1


      Monkeys in the lab learn through trial and error that pushing the red button rewards them with a cookie.

      Yes, yes we should expect better.

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    3. Re:Children by gparent · · Score: 1

      Format D: ? Y/N

      Y.

      Oops, guess that was the wrong one.

    4. Re:Children by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      Isn't that exactly what the study subjects are doing? They know from past history that the OK button on a dialog "works" in that it gets rid of the dialog. They can't understand "the instruction at '0x77f41d24' referenced memory at '0x595c2a4c'" any more than your roommates' daughter.

    5. Re:Children by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      That's how I lost my Metroid 3 save file :(

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    6. Re:Children by svank · · Score: 1

      Because reading the text on, say, the "Reply to this", "Preview", and "Submit" buttons is a lot faster than trying each button until my post is made.

    7. Re:Children by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly. I mean my daughter can draw a picture of mars using crayons, so shouldn't we be able to land a man on mars?

      How are the two even related?

      Also, I don't know how good this study is, I certainly am less concerned when using university computers to when I use my own.

    8. Re:Children by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Should, but in reality it is what happens, unfortunately. Such behaviour is similar to "landmine field" scenario. People for example know that they should *understand* when to change speed, when accelerate and when break. However, I know ton of people who only know how to drive in the streets of their town, because they know *exact* steps to do so. They are afraid to make mistakes on big roads, make mistakes even in unknown, but unpopulated area, so they avoid them.

      People are afraid to think. Because thinking leads to living your own life, and living your own life leads to understanding that you are in charge of it. And when you are charge of it, you make mistake, you do it yourself. It is reason why lot of people does stupid thing (like not going to doctors, for example) en masse, when others does it too. It is easier to *mimic* stuff which "works" than act on instinct and thinking. Monkeys do it all the time :)

      And ohh, yes, education is nothing to do with that. There are academical "mimics" too.

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    9. Re:Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we should. And a child such as your roommates', should be educated about those texts as soon as she can read. My own kids do read, but not in English. So whenever they are on the computer playing games online, and a popup comes up or a game doesn't start and gives an error message, they do indeed ask me about it. They don't just click yes or no on any popup whatsoever. If I can teach a 4 year old that (they're 8 and 9 years old now, and they still don't click popups they don't understand), I'd think adults can be taught too. But someone does have to teach them, and the amount of popups should be low enough for them not to just give up on even reading them.

    10. Re:Children by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, we should expect better from computers.

      Nintendo has very smart HID people working for them, who can actually design an interface that is so dead easy to use, someone like the little girl you describe can do it. And old, half-blind people can do it, too. Which means everyone can do it.

      Meanwhile, your average windos installation is "useable" only by techies or those daring enough to play one at their own risk.

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    11. Re:Children by Denial93 · · Score: 1

      My little brother played through all of Monkey Island 1 like that, before he could read, having watched reading folks do it. That doesn't mean adults could do the same. Never underestimate the memory and tenacity of preschool kids.

    12. Re:Children by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

      A more fair comparison would be:
      "My daughter memorized how to succesfully complete the trip from New York to Bangkok in Flight Sim, so shouldn't a pilot be able to actually fly any route as instructed?"

      Or do you truly think that navigating a Wii (clicking icons on the screen with the cursor) is fundamentally different from navigating Windows (clicking icons on the screen with the cursor AND use the keyboard)...

    13. Re:Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you expect anything different. Children and adults are both usually goal-oriented.

  20. Confused by isBandGeek() · · Score: 1

    And we ask why Vista bothers people with UAC.

    1. Re:Confused by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Blame-shifting. It isn't that Windows has bad security. The users opted into it.

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  21. Wrong conclusion by Xzzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think this says as much about the users as it does the usability of our computers.

    Computers are commodity items now, the days where nerds interested in technical details were the primary demographic are long gone. People just want to do their job and move on with life, they don't care about memory registers or malware they just want to not be interrupted.

    It really illustrates how dialog boxes as a warning system are a flawed mechanic, we got this fancy computer with a fancy operating system, why can't it figure out the right thing to do when an application tries to access memory it's not supposed to?

    Guess my point is if we put as much effort into error handling and/or malware detection as we do our whiz-bang graphics, it might not even be a problem anymore.

  22. In defense of the users... by wcrowe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the users' defense, they are so used to having inexplicable and frequent error dialogs pop up under Windows, that it's not surprising that they ignore the details and just "click through". Windows creates a "little boy who cried 'wolf'" environment.

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    1. Re:In defense of the users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if you dont know how to use windows. normally i rarely get any error messages. "malware is bad" should be enough to know that it is bad.

  23. User Error ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    ... replace user and try again ....

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    1. Re:User Error ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not funny but I can be a troll because I'm posting AC.

  24. What does trolling about a typo make you? by QZTR · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see the quality of your commentary has improved to trolling typos, that's certainly better than what you usually have to say.

    Way to improve yourself, keep up the work.

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    1. Re:What does trolling about a typo make you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a legitimate question. And you have unwittingly answered it.

    2. Re:What does trolling about a typo make you? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      This reminds me why I have a -6 modifier on new users.

    3. Re:What does trolling about a typo make you? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      He does appear to out-karma you. If his usual commentary is worse than 'trolling typos', and his comments are better than yours (he has more karma), what does that make you?

  25. WTF! I typed in slashdot.org NOT digg.com! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh wait. My bad. This is the article round-about. One day on Digg, another on Slashdot, another on Fark, another on Salon, and....

    You know, if we stopped this, the internet would shrink to one-twentieth of its size!

    1. Re:WTF! I typed in slashdot.org NOT digg.com! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. is a great summary of what was popular on digg a few days ago, just in case you didn't have time to read digg.

    2. Re:WTF! I typed in slashdot.org NOT digg.com! by level4 · · Score: 1

      And you're part of the problem. By frequenting all those websites, you're proving you don't mind all the duplicates.

      You have two options if you actually want your problem solved:

      1. Stop visiting offending sites. If enough people stop visiting Slashdot because the content is stale the editors/stakeholders will react soon enough.

      2. Choose one site and stick with it.

      Personally I just generally rely on Slashdot for tech news. If it's important, it'll probably be on here. If it's not important, I don't care anyway. That rule's held up pretty well for a while.

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    3. Re:WTF! I typed in slashdot.org NOT digg.com! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you can deal with the fact that most digg users are bigger idiots than /. users, then sure use digg. but if you are even looking for a shred of intelligent discussion just wait for /.

  26. woo, I won! by swschrad · · Score: 1

    bought a mac.

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    1. Re:woo, I won! by dan828 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Buy a Mac, so that your stupidity doesn't damage your OS! Apple should start a new advertising campaign with that one.

    2. Re:woo, I won! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry to hear that. be sure to go to the aids clinic once a week for a test. god only knows who's fucking you up the ass at the gay movie house.

    3. Re:woo, I won! by nawcom · · Score: 1

      Choosing Apple is just not learning from Eve's mistake.

      For no one deserves a taste from the tree of knowledge.

      Your point is worthless - go back back and have fun with your little harem of computer illiterate users.

  27. Oblig by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiins.

  28. The users aren't qualified to make these decisions by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And frankly they shouldn't have to be. I have no idea why developers seem to think they should/are. Fail safe and log it so someone who does understand what's happening can make an alternative choice.

     

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  29. I had a similar thought. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    That is close to what I was thinking. The main difference is that I don't think it was so much, "I don't care if malware is installed on someone else's machine," as, "I don't care what this dialog says on the crappy computer they gave me to work with."

    My first thought upon seeing such a dialog on a machine someone else set up for me to use for a limited, low-importance task would be irritation that they don't properly maintain their systems. If it were my system, I would pay more attention to the dialog, but on someone else's seemingly buggy Windows system, I couldn't give two cents for what the dialogs say -- that's their problem.

    On the other hand, if I noticed that the dialogs were suspicious, I would actually try not to install malware on their system -- again, if I even bothered to pay attention. I'm grouchy about other people's (perceived) sloppiness -- not a jerk who'd deliberately screw someone else's machine over out of laziness.

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  30. Study confirms most popups are idiotic by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Clearly popups don't work in an effective way, yet programmers continue to use them for the wrong purposes.

    It isn't just Windows either. Apps in Gnome, KDE and OpenOffice also open up stupid dialogs.

    It is unreasonable to consider training users to be driven by popups. What would make more sense is for programmers to design their pop up use better so that it is more meaningful for the user.

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    1. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Programmers continue to use them because they effectively move responsibility. Yes, they fail, but when they fail it's suddenly the user's fault, so the programmer is happy with the result.

      Of course this is bad UI and the failure is ultimately that of the programmer, but this is not how it's perceived now, so programmers will continue to use them even if they know full well that they don't do the job.

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    2. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Popups should reveal the cryptic stuff only when a debug flag is set, which defaults to off in end-user builds of the software. In all other cases there should be something like "$APPNAME has crashed due to a bug. Please report the contents of $APP_DATADIR/crashlogs/$DATE.txt to us as http://domain/crashes. [OK]". The user should always know what the thing that just happened means for him, not what exactly happened. If someone really wants to know the details he can take the config file and add a line saying "Errors = verbose" or something like that.

      In any way I think that the desktop environment can help, too. There should be defined popup styles for various events (crash, error, generic etc.), which should be impossible to recreate using simple images. GNOME/KDE kind of do this by allowing a multitude of styles, although users using something popular like the default Ubuntu look would still be possible targets. Vista-style blur effects might help, but are either too subtle or people simply don't notice. Maybe there could be some kind of authenticity indicator - a special mouse cursor used only for these popups (and inaccessible everywhere else) or an animation that plays when you mouse into the window. Of course those can be recreates using Flash...

      Maybe the dialog should simply display something only the OS can know. The user could be asked to enter a certain phrase upon first boot (of a given profile) and that phrase is incorporated into the dialog - and of course completely inaccessible from everywhere else.


      Of course I'm actually overthinking this; most people would still click malicious popups even if they only remotely looked like real windows at all.

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    3. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Windows already has most of your suggestions implemented, the problem is that third-party developers generally ignore it.

      There's:
      * The Application Error Reporter tool thing for reporting crashes (without making the user click through to a website, as in your example.)
      * The Error Console, a place for applications to record the technical nitty-gritty of the error without bothering the user with it.
      * Some amount of different "levels" of reporting, for example, the notification tray can be used to report non-fatal errors that never-the-less need reporting.

      There's no real way to make a window type that "only" the OS can use. The malware authors would just open one up, take a screenshot and change the text. If you removed the ability to take screenshots, they'd just start up VNC first and do it.

      Displaying something only the OS should know is an interesting idea... like let the users customize a window border by splattering paint and then it might be blatantly obvious which windows were their personal design, and which were fakes (different splatter pattern and different colors.) Has anybody seen anything like that implemented?

      Of course I'm actually overthinking this; most people would still click malicious popups even if they only remotely looked like real windows at all.

      Yup.

    4. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      This is why there's a push to move away from common dialogs to ones where you choices are spelled out on the buttons themselves.

      For example, OpenOffice.org Writer has this dialog when you try to close the Word Processor without saving the current document:

      The document "Untitled1" has been modified. Do you want to save your changes?

      with 3 buttons: Save, Discard, and Cancel.

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    5. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Kelson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Displaying something only the OS should know is an interesting idea... like let the users customize a window border by splattering paint and then it might be blatantly obvious which windows were their personal design, and which were fakes (different splatter pattern and different colors.) Has anybody seen anything like that implemented?

      Not with window dialogs, but I've seen several browser & email plugins that use user-defined images to guard against phishing. The idea is that you assign your image to www.yourbanksite.example, then the browser will show that image whenever you visit that page... but if you end up visiting www.yourbankslte.com instead, it won't show the image, and you'll be able to notice that more clearly than the fact that the spelling is off.

      It's also kind of similar to the icon that Yahoo lets you set on your login form.

    6. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by RCanine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course this is bad UI and the failure is ultimately that of the programmer."

      I wonder what percentage of programmers double as UI designers. I be it's less than 25%. The reality is that by the time most programmers get their requirements, error scenarios often don't meet up with UI designers' assumptions. So then you're stuck with either popping a dialog, designing a different ham-fisted solution or going back to the designer and adding a lot of time to the development.

      I'm not defending bad modal dialogues, but in complex software with heavy deadline pressure, programmers often have to make decisions they'd rather not. It's not a bad programmer, it's a bad process.

    7. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      There's no real way to make a window type that "only" the OS can use. The malware authors would just open one up, take a screenshot and change the text. If you removed the ability to take screenshots, they'd just start up VNC first and do it.

      No, the idea behind that was that:
      a) You can't use a screenshot because the dialog uses an animation, a certain cursor etc.
      b) You can't just use JavaScript to make one of these pop up and somehow hijack it.

      However, even the most sophisticated methods there simply aren't as powerful as displaying a user-provided string. (A splatter pattern would work, too, but the string makes it especially obvious how low-tech this approach actually is.)

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    8. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Though there are still apps, even Apple apps, that violate that guideline, your message makes it sound like this is a relatively recent phenomena. It's not. I'm not positive, but I'd guess that the move towards naming the buttons with the action came about with System 7 on the Mac.

    9. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Goaway · · Score: 1

      As exemplified by the submitter of the article.

    10. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      That's still a failing of the programmer. In the case of a large project like that, "the programmer" is just shorthand for anyone responsible for creating the project. Point being, a confirmation dialog that users constantly screw up is the fault of whoever created it, not the fault of the user.

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    11. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Clever idea, but marketing would insist that the product ship with a default string and most users would never change it. Don't forget that this is an industry that ships security hardware with default passwords.

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    12. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Using verbs for button captions has been part of the Apple Human Interface Guidelines since at least System 6.

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    13. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by A+non-mouse+Coward · · Score: 1

      Clearly popups don't work in an effective way, yet programmers continue to use them for the wrong purposes.

      It isn't just Windows either. Apps in Gnome, KDE and OpenOffice also open up stupid dialogs.

      Lotus Notes comes to mind.

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    14. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      I guess all those people crashing their cars don't bear any responsibility either. It must be poor design on the part of the auto makers, right?
      Disclaimer: We couldn't go without the obligatory car comparison.

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    15. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, that doesn't make any sense. Logic fail.

      If 90% of drivers crashed their cars, then yes, it would be the fault of the auto makers. Such is the situation with warning boxes. It is not the case that some small percentage of users screw them up, as is the case with drivers crashing their cars. Everybody fucks up warning boxes. Thus it is logical to conclude that they don't work, and that any programmer who relies on them to work is simply divorced from reality and not doing his job.

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    16. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just used Linux (Ubuntu) for the first time (to help repair my parents' Windows machine) and the Ubuntu popup dialogs were very brief but with the little triangles to show more information. That tiny bit of interactiveness greatly increased my attention to the popups.

      (Incidentally, I am very impressed with Ubuntu overall, and it installed way the hell easier than VAIO/Windows.)

      Why is the slashdot time format "06:08PM"?

    17. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Clearly popups don't work in an effective way, yet programmers continue to use them for the wrong purposes.... What would make more sense is for programmers to design their pop up use better so that it is more meaningful for the user.

      You have 1024 infections on your computer!
      Press REPAIR to fix these problems.

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    18. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's still a failing of the programmer. In the case of a large project like that, "the programmer" is just shorthand for anyone responsible for creating the project. Point being, a confirmation dialog that users constantly screw up is the fault of whoever created it, not the fault of the user.

      And yet the clueless-nerd-squad was up in arms when Firefox made it *really hard* to accidentally hit "OK" and wind up trusting a totally bogus SSL certificate. Something that people do *ALL THE TIME*. I've watched my wife do it. Repeatedly. Telling her to not hit "OK" just gets her annoyed at me *AND* the dialogs.

      Seems like the only solution is to take away the dialogs. You want to do something dangerous, you'll need to enter the launch codes, and insert and turn both keys simultaneously. At that point, it won't be in anyone's interest to -require- users to do insecure things (such as trust a signed Java applet, an ActiveX control, or a bad SSL cert).

    19. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like IE's 'show friendly error messages' which is one of the most frustrating "features" I've ever come across as a developer.

      I'm not a fan of taking diagnostic information away from the user when something goes wrong.

      By all means give them some targeted meaningful text first, but keep the technical details, maybe behind a 'show details' button or even in a scrollable text box down the bottom some where, just don't hide it!

      Lots of corps also make the bad decision to prevent users from changing the 'use friendly error messages' feature as well, which puts extra work onto the tech support lines.

      This may also be a problem with IE having that setting in the wrong place though... I don't think it's an advanced browser setting on the same level of whether to allow activeX controls or not, but rather a view configuration option.

    20. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly popups don't work in an effective way, yet programmers continue to use them for the wrong purposes.... What would make more sense is for programmers to design their pop up use better so that it is more meaningful for the user.

      You have 1024 infections on your computer!
      Press REPAIR to fix these problems.

      A friend of mine came for help because he couldn't open his drive C: I told him he probably had a virus. He said that he even used an antivirus program. Which one? Here's his answer:

      One that said "Your computer is infected!"

    21. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by riceboy50 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your hyperbolic claims undermine your argument. Debate and statistics fail.

      I would argue that this study demonstrates that users are conditioned to dismiss such popups because this doesn't make any sense to them:

      "The instruction at '0x77f41d24 referenced memory at '0x595c2a4c.' The memory could not be 'read.' Click OK to terminate program."

      One could also argue that this proves the standard OS prompts can be duplicated closely enough to fool users online into performing bad operations.

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    22. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem there is that trusting self-signed SSL certs is not an inherently risky or unusual action. The solution to a crappy dialog on an action like that is not to make it vastly harder to take the normal course. So it should be fairly obvious why people didn't like it.

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    23. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it only works if the user has to provide the string at first boot and there's no default value. But seriously, if Microsoft would tone down UAC and add this instead they'd get lots of love for it. It's infintesimally annoying, requires just a minute of setup and (unless the UI team screws up) should be intuitive even to novice users.

      Avatar image: [img] (This image will be displayed alongside your user name on the login screen. Choose the one you like best.)
      User name: [__________] (This name will be used by you to login to this computer.)
      Password: [__________] (This is used to verify that someone trying to login to this account is indeed you.)
      Repeat password: [__________] (In order to avoid typos please type the password again.)
      Notice phrase: [__________] (This phrase is used to distinguish real Windows message windows from fake ones generated by malicious websites. Enter anything you like. All real Windows messages will display what you have entered here.)


      I think even Joe Sixpack should get that.

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    24. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      I guess all those people crashing their cars don't bear any responsibility either. It must be poor design on the part of the auto makers, right?

      Actually, the problem here is that no matter what the correct balance of responsibility should be between the automakers and the drivers, if you don't pursue the poor design hypothesis, you won't actually fix real problems with car design. The car makers will spend less money on design and manufacturing, but the public will pay far more than the car makers save in increased injury and mortality rates.

    25. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      Maybe there could be some kind of authenticity indicator - a special mouse cursor used only for these popups (and inaccessible everywhere else) or an animation that plays when you mouse into the window

      Or you could play a dootdoot! noise, black out everything on the display, and render only a modal UAC dialog box...

      I kid, but most users need to be shot. I've learned more about disinfecting viruses in the few months I've worked at the help desk at my college than the years of "working" for relatives...

      At any given time, there are always 3 or 4 laptops (on a campus of roughly 6000 students) with virus infections. These get left for me, because only one other person on our staff can reliably remove them (great for my little nerd ego.)

      But, these are student's laptops. You know, our generation. Our peers, who have grown up with the internet and technology, and somehow don't realize that A) clicking through to ignore every Windows Update reminder followed by B) clicking on and installing every web popup ad that promises smilies could only lead to pain.

      What this requires is user training. And by "user training", I mean that the next person I find with an "XP Antivirus 2008" infection is going to eat a Super Soaker round, and I encourage everyone else to do the same. Sabot!

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    26. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think even Joe Sixpack should get that.

      tl;dr

    27. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      What's hyperbolic, exactly? You think that more than 10% of computer users do not click "OK" or "Confirm" or "Yes" when presented with a confirmation dialog where the affirmative choice results in malicious code execution? It's a common threat that people succumb to, and the countermeasure of choice doesn't work with the vast majority of the population. Forget this particular study, it's common knowledge that people simply do not read these things in any great detail.

      One could also argue that this proves the standard OS prompts can be duplicated closely enough to fool users online into performing bad operations.

      This is just a continuation of the same point. Confirmation dialogs don't work. They don't work because people don't read them, don't understand them, and don't know when they're getting a fake one.

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    28. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why operating systems should never have been designed to permit pop-ups in the first place. If your program wants me to do something, maybe it can have a little icon in the system tray or equivalent - but it should never, ever be able to steal focus from what I'm looking at at the moment.

    29. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      How do you reproduce the effect of Vista's UAC dialogs from a browser?

      Or is there, in fact, a way of displaying windows that only the OS can use?

    30. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      There should be defined popup styles for various events (crash, error, generic etc.), which should be impossible to recreate using simple images.

      I think Windows should create a message that takes up the entire screen so that a user is forced to look at it so they realize it is a bad thing. White lettering on a blue background I think would provide a good contrast.

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    31. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sad part is that it's a real-life case :(

    32. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Funny
      Glad you enjoyed Ubuntu. There's lots more fun where that came from. Explore, play, have a blast.

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    33. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Lurchicus · · Score: 1

      Actually I ran into this today... I have a simple dialog with a text box for input, a button to submit the input, a button to exit the dialog and a datetime control to show the result in... the user enters a value that computes to a value outside the min/max for the date time control and I'm in the catch clause holding the exception... clear the input, check, beep a couple of times, check... now how do I tell the user to use smaller values? I use the pop-up message box of course since everything else in the interface is inappropriate for displaying an error... sure, I could dump it in a status bar, but nobody reads those either.

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    34. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by joemck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Windows already has most of your suggestions implemented, the problem is that third-party developers generally ignore it.

      Microsoft often ignore it too, partly because: -so far as I can tell, the "error reporter" thing is triggered when an app dies, and always reports to Microsoft, not $APPDEVELOPER -The error console is a good bit harder to write to than, say, MessageBox("Unexpected error "+errornumber+" has occurred!"). Using it also makes it a harder to make your app compatible with old Windows versions. -The "tray notifications" are nice, but it's quite annoying that there's no way to turn off generally useless ones ("Hiding your notification icons") while keeping more worthwhile ones ("It is now safe to remove $HARDWARE"). Also, I've seen those bubbles sit there through a whole class lecture without anybody noticing. Something more customizable would be nice... As for the OS-only window type: Simply reserve a specific type of window border for OS errors. Yes, apps could fake it, but most of what's making fake error boxes is web ads. An app that could fake the border could do whatever it wanted to without asking the user. The ones that need the user's help are the ones that are just an image -- you have to click it before it has a chance to do anything nasty. With a simple "error" border, the best an ad could do is copy the special border, with the browser's border around it. A bit more obvious, maybe enough to keep a few people from clicking it...

    35. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      hyperbolic. 1. having the nature of hyperbole; exaggerated. 2. using hyperbole; exaggerating. Your anecdotes about common knowledge and user behavior are insufficient to support your broad conclusions.

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    36. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      One of the main problems with what you speak of, the special effects for crash dialogs, is that as soon as you do that, they'll be another slashdot article claiming that the OS writers are censoring applications and is wrong and a violation of users rights to not let them do anything they want. Also its a violation of developers rights and that no one should develop for the platform because its not 'truely open'.

      It won't matter what OS does it, unless its linux, then it'll be good if Stallman had anything to do with it. Any other OS would be a pita for doing it, even the open source ones.

      The truth of the matter is, you really can't fix stupid, which almost all users are. I've seen developers blindly click OK on windows crash notifications, the program they are working on disappears, then they wonder what happened and why it didn't notify them. No joke. It won't really matter what you do to make the dialog stand out, it will be displayed so often due to buggy apps that no one will care.

      If you use the car analogy, think about if the idiot lights in your car turned on as often as you see a worthless popup. Everyone would just ignore them, but fortunately for the masses, these lights generally stay off until there actually is a problem. On that same note, I know several people that completely ignore the oil change light since it comes on often (they drive a lot of miles on a daily basis)

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    37. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Too bad these types of websites utterly fail to provide any additional security.

      www.yourbankslte.com just pretends to be you and pulls your image from the actual bank site to display to you and you are none the wiser.

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    38. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Timmmm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a terrible idea. How are you going to search for the error code/message if it just says "$APPNAME has crashed due to a bug."?

      It should at least have a details button, not some line that you have to change in a config file.

    39. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by TuringTest · · Score: 1
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    40. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Build a paper prototype of your design and test it with four or five people around you. You can then try several different ideas and find how much people like them or are confused by them.

      But by all means, don't interrupt the user actions nor destroy the user data already written in the text field! Those are capital interaction crimes.

      A good way to tell the user would be to show the data inconsistency in the input field (by highlighting the text field or the datetime control with a high contrast color change - and beware of color blindness), and reporting the "value is out of range" message in a label inside the dialog, near to the text field.

      This design may be a good first approach, but remember to always test interaction designs with real people before putting them into production.

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    41. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that it's a really, really common real-life case.

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    42. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      True. Details should be easily available on a per-case basis. Maybe the config setting could be added there as well (knowing Windows it'd end up as a standardized Registry entry but meh).

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    43. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is that your example is a typical case of horrible design that makes me wonder whether whoever came up with it ever spends any time communicating with human beings.

      The document "Untitled1" has been modified. Do you want to save your changes? is the kind of question to which there are only 3 appropriate answers:

      - Yes
      - No
      - I have no idea WTF you mean, please explain?

      Furthermore, it still makes assumptions about how much a user knows. What happens when I press discard? What happens when I press Cancel? What kind of way is this of speakin to a human being?

      Now, if you want to be foolproof, how about actually describing what an action does? Judging from the dialog it looks like what you get when closing a document/application without saving beforehand, which would mean a dialog along the lines of:

      "You have chosen to close WordApp. The document you were working on has been modified since it was last saved.

      Please make a choice:
      * Save document and then close WordApp.
      * Don't save document and close WordApp.
      * Continue working on document .

      Of course this would make for huge buttons, but at least it's telling me what is going on and what my possible choices are.

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    44. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the banks, but I know the Yahoo one is handled by storing a cookie, which the phishing site would not be able to read.

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    45. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the dictionary reference. As it happens I do know what it means. I was not asking what the word means, I was asking how you thought I was being hyperbolic. So you do think that more than 10% of computer users carefully read warning dialogs and never click the affirmative button to a warning dialog that they should be refusing?

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    46. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Lurchicus · · Score: 1

      Fortunately it is developer tool (hack) that will never see live production. Had this been a production task, I would normally use the label method you mentioned (and not clear the user input) /smile. I normally hide the label, and when needed, make it visible with red text (which contrasts well on a "putty" background).

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    47. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you jest!

      Imagine a scenario in which the user requests opening a file which does not exist. Perhaps the user typed it in the selection field, because I can type the path to a file far quicker than I can use a mouse to navigate to it. The lack of this field in some Gnome save/load dialogs really pisses me off, actually.

      The file cannot be found as it does not exist. This is the programmer's fault? This is a flaw in design? How else will the user know the file is not there if he/she is not informed?

      Suppose instead that this is a shared system, where two users are working at once. User A deletes the file which User B is trying to read. The icon was there for it, but the file was deleted at the very instant before it was clicked on, and the program did not get the opportunity to rescan the current path. How will the user know the file no longer exists?

    48. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      No kidding. My parents got tricked by this one. "Your computer is infected, click here to fix." Yeah, right. But my mom clicked, and got her computer fubar'd. Worse, it fubar'd her ability to run Remote Desktop or Remote Assistance or whatever it's called on XP Home, so I can't login remotely and help her. Either I need to take a three-hour drive to fix it, or she needs to take it to the <shudder> Geek Squad.

      Anyone know a good computer tech near Grand Haven, MI?

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    49. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      I'm going to be charitable and assume that your brain was busy with something else when you wrote that post.

      We were discussing warning dialogs where the user is asked to either confirm or deny a particular action. That is a completely different question from how to present errors. Since an error only has one possible action, "I accept that this error happened, now let's continue in whatever capacity we can", there is no real problem if the user fails to read it, so no real problem with presenting one so that the users who do want to read it can.

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    50. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      System Restore?

    51. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could even automate that. All you have to do is put 3 or 4 strips of color somewhere on the window border that were generated randomly on install. You can even make them tasteful although it somewhat limits the combination you can use.

    52. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is that your example is a typical case of horrible design that makes me wonder whether whoever came up with it ever spends any time communicating with human beings.

      This dialog's purpose is immediately clear when you consider it in context. It appears when you try to exit the program.

      Given the context, Save and Cancel are self explanatory. Discard (which I would have named Don't Save) is the only one not immediately obvious, and you can figure out what it does by process of elimination.

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    53. Re:Study confirms most popups are idiotic by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to be really minimalistic here...

      They've chosen to quit. That's apparent, and saying so is redundant. Don't.

      The only real question is: do they realize there are unsaved changes, and do they want to save or discard their changes?

      "Untitled.doc" has been modified since it was last saved.
      [Save changes] [Discard changes]

      Simple. Clear. First it makes sure you realize that there are unsaved changes, and second it clearly asks whether you'd like to save or discard those changes. Furthermore, the app will exit afterward, because you DID click "exit" and there's no need to ask you "omygawd did you really mean to quit??" (If people are exiting your app without meaning to, you have other problems, e.g. you've put the "exit" button right next to "save"... or maybe Ctrl-X isn't the best shortcut since it's so close to Ctrl-S.)

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  31. Next time ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... this popup cmes up:

    You're an idiot
    [Allow] or [Cancel]

    Click 'Cancel'.

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    1. Re:Next time ... by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Actually, since both Allow and Cancel are a non sequitur in that context, they are both equally (in)valid.

    2. Re:Next time ... by nawcom · · Score: 1

      Actually, since both Allow and Cancel are a non sequitur in that context, they are both equally (in)valid.

      Heh, with a statement like that, the only button available to click should be "Okay". Pure acceptance of stupidity. DeeDUUHHHDOh!

  32. I would love to try this at my office... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    ...how best to install something like this in a login script? I would like it to run through the login process, then at the end, pop up a window such as the one described, and log the results somewhere.

    1. Re:I would love to try this at my office... by gmxgeek · · Score: 1

      You can write a VBscript that does this and stick in somewhere in the startup processes, either under Start->Programs->Startup, or a deeper location. Pop up a dialog saying whatever you want, then record whether they clicked yes or no to a txt file. Crude, but it works.

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    2. Re:I would love to try this at my office... by gmxgeek · · Score: 1

      Set oFilesys = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
      If not oFilesys.FileExists("c:\results.txt") Then
      Set oFiletxt = oFilesys.CreateTextFile("c:\results.txt", True)
      else
      set oFiletxt = oFilesys.OpenTextFile(strFile, 8, True)
      end if

      if (msgbox("YOUR TEXT HERE", vbQuestion & vbYesNO, "TITLE HERE")) = vbYes then
      oFiletxt.WriteLine("User Clicked Yes")
      else
      oFiletxt.WriteLine("User Clicked No")
      end if
      oFiletxt.Close


      Haven't tested, but something like that should work

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    3. Re:I would love to try this at my office... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a Kix script. Easy Peasy.

  33. from the psych department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's (a lack of) conditioning. Users are going about their tasks and some popup dialog appears. They know that in order to get rid of this thing and continue what they were doing before, they click 'okay'. They've seen these sort of dialogs many times before with hopelessly cryptic information, so they don't bother reading. They want the fastest and most effortless way to return to what they were doing before. They also remember that when these dialogs show up and they click 'okay', they go away and the user can get back to whatever they were doing. From their standpoint, clicking 'ok' randomly never gave a bad result (in the short term), so they don't associate it with anything catastrophic.

    If clicking 'ok' to any and all dialog boxes meant the machine instantly BSOD'd, or an electric shock or what have you, they'd pay CLOSE attention to what those dialogs said. As it stands now, users have learned that clicking 'ok' lets them get back to work.

  34. No, shows that most students are idiots by petes_PoV · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Testing students at a University, psychologists

    Like most psychological studies, it takes a small sample of american students and extrapolates the entire world's behaviour from that.

    No wonder the "science" is so bad

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    1. Re:No, shows that most students are idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, this study makes sense.

      Among my friends I am THE computer nerd. I setup a computer at my house for them to use so that they don't screw up my computer. One day when I wasn't at my desk, one friend came on and when he was done all my saved bookmarks, passwords, history, _EVERYTHING_ was erased. He had no idea what he did wrong. When I asked him if anything popped up, he said yea, and clicked "OK" and the browser closed. He didn't know what happened so he gave up.

      I have watched my peers (both in business and personal) just click "ok" instead of "no" or "close" to get rid of pop ups.

      It sucks because that one simple click leads to hours of fixing their computers.

    2. Re:No, shows that most students are idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the statistical method is rather close to science. I guess 100% of the population is required to backup a hypothesis then according to your logic.

      A sample is better than no sample, and suggesting the sample is biased in this manner might be a valid point, but before you even make that claim I suggest you create another study with an equally large sample to give yourself some ground to stand on.

      Otherwise we might as well just claim that 50% of all phychological tests are wrong.

      Sorry for the straw man, but statistics can let you draw some basic, although weak, conclusions against a sample, even if it is biased, as long as the result of your analysis is stated correctly.

      Regarding TFA, I think some of the "insightful" replies here are downright stupid. It never ceases to amaze me how any dev or ui tester worth their salt can come out and claim that the current UI metaphors are right and the users are wrong.

  35. Fake popups, fake buttons by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Would it be better if the test subjects clicked No? If the popups were malicious then couldn't they label "OK" as "NO" and "Cancel" as "YES"? If your browser is spawning a fake popup, aren't you already screwed anyway? Or if that's not bad itself, would clicking Yes make it any worse?

    1. Re:Fake popups, fake buttons by Thiez · · Score: 1

      There was no 'Yes' option either. There was only 1 button and it said 'Ok'.

      http://arstechnica.com/news.media/FakeDialog.png

    2. Re:Fake popups, fake buttons by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Would it be better if the test subjects clicked No? If the popups were malicious then
      > couldn't they label "OK" as "NO" and "Cancel" as "YES"?

      They'd get very little malware installed that way.

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    3. Re:Fake popups, fake buttons by AlpineR · · Score: 1

      So if this is a browser window, then what harm can you do by pressing 'OK' that you couldn't do by visiting the offending site in the first place? It's not a system popup. So even if it fools the user into clicking 'OK', how's it going to fool the system in escalating privileges?

  36. Re:The users aren't qualified to make these decisi by orclevegam · · Score: 1

    And frankly they shouldn't have to be. I have no idea why developers seem to think they should/are. Fail safe and log it so someone who does understand what's happening can make an alternative choice.

    Queue floods of calls to the helpdesk of "My computer locked up again and told me to call you."
    There are ways of fixing the situation of course, but not without having to create a new operating system, and then getting everybody to agree to use it (including have all code not written for said operating system abandoned). In short, in two or three generations when all the people who don't know basic computer security and operation have died, and not being able to spot a phishing scam will be looked upon much the same way that being illiterate is now, then the problem will have fixed itself.

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  37. The benefit of simulated system errors? by hankwang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't really get why clicking OK on something that vaguely looks like a system error is a problem. If it is a script running inside a web browser, the script cannot do anything that it wouldn't be able to do without the script. If it is already a process running inside the OS, it means that you are already in trouble because it could also erase files or install programs without you clicking OK.

    It would be more beneficial to malware if they could make a REAL Windows dialog ("Install new software, Allow?") look like a harmless message ("Print job finished."), but that would be pretty tough to do.

    1. Re:The benefit of simulated system errors? by Pork+Flavour · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a lot easier to have a popup browser window which links to a site with arbitrary nasty scripts, than to embed said nasty script on the original site.

    2. Re:The benefit of simulated system errors? by curty · · Score: 1

      You've piqued my curiosity...

      1) If you can make the original site pop up a popup, why not just make the original site do your nefarious deed, instead of having the popup do it?

      2) If you can get a popup to pop up, why not just do you nefarious deed immediately, without requiring the user to click a button?

  38. You needed a computer to prove that? by gelfling · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You're the retard.

  39. we changed to gnome by buttle2000 · · Score: 0
    At work some staff have been using kde3 for some time now. We are gradually move more staff onto linux desktops and we thought we'd make the switch to gnome before we had too many users to re-educate.

    It has really paid off. The semi-idiots find the desktop 'easy', and that's what we wanted.

  40. Windows Malware Test by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I mean, does anyone bother to read those popup license agreements on Windows anyway?

    I sure don't.

    It ain't a contract if I didn't sign it.

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  41. No it wasn't by QZTR · · Score: 1

    "It was a legitimate question."

    No it wasn't Hatta, you logging-out-to-post-as-AC-because-you-just-made-an-ass-of-yourself-by-trolling-a-typo-piece-of-crap.

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    1. Re:No it wasn't by Hatta · · Score: 1

      LOL, that wasn't me. And really, I'm just teasing. No reason to get all butt hurt.

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    2. Re:No it wasn't by QZTR · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "LOL, that wasn't me."

      Yes it was.

      "And really, I'm just trolling"

      FYP.

      "No reason to get all butt hurt."

      Good thing I didn't, but instead called you out for the ridiculous typo-trolling-twat you are (yay for alliteration).

      Now go log out and troll me AC again.

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    3. Re:No it wasn't by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You're funny. This has been very entertaining.

      And for the record, I don't deny trolling. The occasional troll is one of the privileges of having excellent karma. I don't do it as AC though, because /. keeps a handy history of my posts when I'm logged in. It even tells me which ones have replies. If I did it as AC, I'd have to manually bookmark each one and check for replies. That's a lot less fun.

      But if you really want to believe I've been logging out to troll you AC, go right ahead. That just makes it funnier.

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  42. Testing criteria by merc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One thing worth noting is whether the students were using their own computers or computers on loan from the department. It's worth noting because most people care what happens to their own personal systems (because they're the ones who will be stuck fixing them) but care less if a school computer is infected for instance.

    I'm not sure if this makes them idiots or just uncaring, either way it could be relevant.

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  43. Whose computers was the study done on? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was the study done on the researcher's computer? One that the subject knows he will never see again?
    I would actually have caught it, but I'm by any standards, a technically sophisticated user. But even if I realized the dialog was being "faked" with JS or whatever, I still wouldn't give a crap what happened to the grad student's computer. I'd assume one of two things: If I thought the dialog was real, then my guess would be you have some linkage looking by address into a DLL whose version has changed, or, whoever made your website is either an idiot and/or has some kind of hokey web builder tool like maybe a cracked dreamweaver or something...

    Maybe, if I caught on to the game enough to realize the purpose of the experiment was to see if the user caught these error boxes, then *maybe* I'd care. Mostly I'd just laugh. The user who is savvy enough to even care about these error dialogs, probably sees right through them, and the rest, as the study unsurprisingly found, just want them to go away. I'd be thinking "you know, if I had a web based test to administer to the public, I am certain it would be from an unprivileged user account on a linux box" as I clicked whatever image I thought might make the popup go away. I might have even tried to see if I could get firefox to block it :)

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  44. Dialog boxes shut off critical thinking by modemboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Working in support, I have seen so many times where if an unfamiliar dialog box pops up, people either click on the option they are used to clicking on, or call support without even reading the message on the dialog box. It is like they are unable to physically see the contents of the dialog anymore, it has been beaten out of them. Often all I have to do is make them read me the dialog over the phone, which makes them process the info mentally, and they know which button they need to press then, having actually read and comprehended what was asked.
    It is a very interesting problem, I think the solution is to make the buttons themselves say what they do, rather than clicking Ok or Cancel, have the button say "Exit crashed program", or "Install new program" or what have you. Always being OK or Cancel conditions people to just blindly click.

    1. Re:Dialog boxes shut off critical thinking by caluml · · Score: 1

      Often all I have to do is make them read me the dialog over the phone, which makes them process the info mentally, and they know which button they need to press then, having actually read and comprehended what was asked.

      I have a similar thing. Sometimes, I'll have been banging my head against a problem for x mins/hours, and I'll just not be able to see what's wrong. So I start writing an email to the mailing list for that app/driver/whatever, explaining what's wrong, what I've tried, what I'm doing, and in the course of writing it, I'll suddenly see the answer. (Same occurs with running it past a colleague)
      Also, sometimes just walking to get a drink, and working on something totally different means that when you come back to the original problem, it's suddenly obvious what's wrong too.

    2. Re:Dialog boxes shut off critical thinking by yohan1701 · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Dialog boxes shut off critical thinking by ps_inkling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the solution is to make the buttons themselves say what they do, rather than clicking Ok or Cancel, have the button say "Exit crashed program", or "Install new program" or what have you. Always being OK or Cancel conditions people to just blindly click.

      The Apple user interface guidelines have always stated that verbs should be used on command buttons. Inserting a blank disk under Mac OS pops up the "Format" or "Eject" dialog box. On Windows, the text says "To format the disk, click OK. To quit, click CANCEL" with "OK" or "Cancel" buttons.
      Of course, if you put something other than OK or CANCEL in the dialog box, most Windows users freeze up. They don't know what to click.
      Making users read the dialog box text helps. Just make sure the text is actually useful for making a decision.

    4. Re:Dialog boxes shut off critical thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what Apple does in their dialog box buttons. The human interface guidelines discourage the use of ok/cancel but rather active statements that indicate the action taken by clicking the button. So this is a windows flaw or else lazy programmers.

    5. Re:Dialog boxes shut off critical thinking by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      It is a very interesting problem, I think the solution is to make the buttons themselves say what they do, rather than clicking Ok or Cancel, have the button say "Exit crashed program", or "Install new program" or what have you. Always being OK or Cancel conditions people to just blindly click.

      Hmm, nice point. How about implementing "hover text" for the main dialog box buttons?
      Yaay, lets reinvent this GUI, and do it properly this time! I've noticed that some programs now implement a "help" button in some of their alert boxes ... but on the programs where I've seen it, the button usually doesn't seem to work (!). The programmer has either forgotten to attach something to it, or hasn't debugged the GUI properly, or has run out of development time. Users are conditioned to expect odd behaviour in dialog boxes, because this stuff often just isn't properly debugged.

  45. Re:stuff by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    There is plenty to drink about these days...

    Been that way for a while, if you ask me

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  46. Jumping to incorrect conclusions by PJ1216 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see a lot of people jumping to conclusions about how this is the fault of programmers for using the dialog box too much, etc, etc, etc. I call BS. If you write software for people who are computer illiterate (which happens a lot in my field. i write software for veterinarians), they'll click on anything and do everything, no matter the consequences. A simple "undo" isn't enough. They need to understand what they just did. If a popup don't pop up and say "you're about to delete something" they won't even know they deleted it until its too late (closing program, etc). You can't keep an infinite list of "undos" either. So, you're left to assume one of two things. 1) The person has read instructions, understands what they're doing, and understands they're responsible for breaking it OR 2) They haven't read any instructions, will click on what they think makes sense and when they break it, they call support, bitch and moan, taking up valuable time. Maybe in a bigger company, thats acceptable, however, *I* do both the programming AND support as we're a company of about 5 people. I can't be dealing with people who are idiots. I challenge anyone to make something thats completely foolproof without popups AND thats still aesthetically pleasing to look at AND easy to use.

    Maybe people should just realize they're using delicate instruments and should treat them as such. These aren't toys, but systems that cost hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars to build. Its not the programmers' fault. Its the user's. If the user refuses to educate himself to not be a fool, there's really no way to try and make something foolproof.

    1. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by WTF+Chuck · · Score: 1

      I had to move a network at a vet's office once, and was somewhat wondering about all the pop-ups for their software, now I know. They were moving to larger and nicer facilities.

      I still don't understand how they were able to use the internet though, 3/4ths of their browser window was covered by all of the "download or amazing toolbar" crap.

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    2. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by dosun88888 · · Score: 1

      "I use pop-ups because I can at least cover my own ass when the end-users I trained to click through them immediately delete things despite my shitty pop-ups."

      There, fixed that for ya.

    3. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by westlake · · Score: 1
      If you write software for people who are computer illiterate (which happens a lot in my field. i write software for veterinarians), they'll click on anything and do everything, no matter the consequences. *I* do both the programming AND support as we're a company of about 5 people. I can't be dealing with people who are idiots.
      .

      Then you need to find another line of work.

      Because your clients aren't paying for the services of a one-man-band.

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      If what the user clicks on "seems to make sense" then - just maybe - what they click on should make sense.

    4. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You snotty developers and holier than thou "techs"! Most of the test subjects are so used to sloppy developers releasing half-assed applications ... and so were not surprised in the least to see a crappy looking dialogue. They were under the impression that they were testing how a site "loads". Half the applications out there ( and not just web apps) have supposedly legitimate dialogues that might look like these. The typical "OK" button is a crap shoot in most cases. Clicking "OK" in this circumstance is a predictable response for an average user. I would have probably used the close dialogue button, but I learned this over 25 years of using crappy software written by bozo's whose heads are too far up their asses to have any real persective as a "user". If you "can't be dealing with people who are idiots", then how do you justify saying that you do "support"? Grow up!

    5. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Maybe people should just realize they're using delicate instruments and should treat them as such.

      With people like you its no surprise that software today is as bad as it is. Get real, computers are common items used by millions of people not exotic rare items. They have hundreds of gigabytes of storage that would make it rather easy to have near unlimited undo for most common day tasks and enough CPU power to ease a lot of other tasks. That of course doesn't mean that the user shouldn't know what they do, they should, point however is that todays software is so terrible that it does everything it can to teach the user bad habits and keep him an idiot. If you treat your users like idiots they will act like some and seriously, you really have to switch your brain to not be driven insane by the shitload of boxes that a Vista will throw at you on everyday tasks.

      Its not the programmers' fault. Its the user's.

      Blaming it on the user is of course the easiest and most unproductive way to tackle the problem, since it will make sure that nothing ever changes. Get a clue, software these days is for most part rather terrible and there is nothing that the user can do to fix that easily.

    6. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your software company's website again?

    7. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they'll click on anything and do everything, no matter the consequences.

      That's exactly the problem. There are no consequences for the system owner - just other people. So much malware these days just causes spam in some form. There are no consequences for the computer's owner other than some performance loss, possibly. If more destructive malware starts circulating - data loss, downtime, loss of privacy - I bet this problem will vanish quickly and suddenly people will start to care (or just let someone else manage their system).

    8. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      You can't keep an infinite list of "undos" either.

      AutoCAD has a fairly lengthy UNDO list and autosave is enabled by default (I think).

    9. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a software developer too, and I think you're a bit out of touch with reality.

      You can't keep an infinite list of "undos" either.

      You certainly can keep a list of all the operations a user has performed, down to the last keystroke, and I promise you it won't even approach the system memory limits. "Unlimited undo" has been a major selling feature of many word processors for at least a decade.

      I can't be dealing with people who are idiots.

      Please don't project your own failings onto the user. Seriously. Grow up and listen to your users for a change. Your job is to make it easy for Joe Sixpack, even when he's drunk.

    10. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      If the user refuses to educate himself to not be a fool, there's really no way to try and make something foolproof.

      Then why do you insist in educating them to be fools, by providing them with badly designed dialogs and applications unsuitable for exploratory tasks? (You know, the kind of tasks that would make a good application).

      It's not the user's fault that you don't have a clue about the human-computer specifications, but insist to program to that (for you) unknown API.

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    11. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pompous asshole,
      It's not a delicate instrument. It's a commodity that gets thrown in a carryon every time you go somewhere. Look specifically at your case 2). We haven't read your instruction, because they're fucking unreadable. We click on what makes sense, but your program breaks shit.

      Take a breath of fresh air, talk to your customers and figure out what makes sense *to them*. They don't know what a table or a record is. You've stared at the source so long that anything you do makes sense to you. However, see if it makes sense to your customers *before* teaching them how to use it, and make your software work for them, instead of teaching your customers to work for your software.

    12. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by BitZtream · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As my girlfriend is a forth year vet student at one of the top 5 schools in the nation, I've got some experience with your customer (future) base and I'm the head developer for a small development firm. I feel I can help you out a little.

      Most vets are idiots. Most of them have good memories and that gets them through vet school and past the boards. Very few of them actually have critical thinking skills and are people I would actually let touch my animal. Put them in front of a case that isn't in the text book and they have no clue what to do, even on simple stuff.

      Example: They use IV Pumps to push certain fluids or drugs into the animals at times because you don't want to push the whole large dosage in at one time. Simply enough. So when they don't have a pump available, many of them never consider the fact that a gravity feed will accomplish the same thing, so they 'cant give the animal its medicine'. I'm not a doctor, but I've seen this happen and literally had to ask 'why don't you just let it drip in like before you had pumps'. After they get over themselves and have told me how utterly wrong I was, I've returned to see the animal on a IV drip. No ability to think on their own, just an ability to repeat something they've memorized. True story.

      Not all of them are that way, I'd say about 10-15 out of her class of 75 can actually deal with a situation they haven't specifically been in before, the rest would be worthless in an emergancy situation with a problem they've never seen before.

      This turned into more of a rant about vet students than intended, but for fucks sake for what is supposed to be the hardest branch of medicine, 'more difficult to get into the human medicine', at a top 5 school ... a lot of these students (AND professors) are really worthless.

      So I say, your challenge is impossible to complete for the majority of people. Its not just Vets that are idiots, its all people. A small group of intelligent people carry the rest of the normal people forward.

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    13. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      Most of them have good memories and that gets them through ... school and past the boards. Very few of them actually have critical thinking skills and are people I would actually let touch my animal. Put them in front of a case that isn't in the text book and they have no clue what to do, even on simple stuff.

      But doesn't that also describe a certain amount of our own "computing" intake?

      I mean, to some extent, IT these days has become more like law or medicine or dentistry. There are some people who are truly talented, and there are a lot of people who go into it because they have the necessary entry-level skills (perhaps a good memory for memorising arcane terminology and arbitrary procedures), they know that the pay is decent and the employment prospects are good, and they can't think of anything else that they can do.

      I mean, I'm sure we can all pick examples from major software companies (or major industry projects) where you look at part of a product and think, dear god, what idiot was responsible for that? There are major projects out there being slung together by people who have no idea about usability issues.

    14. Re:Jumping to incorrect conclusions by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Oh I think it applies to the world as on the whole. Any profession. There are mostly people who just slide by, and then the few people who know their craft and can handle suprises efficiently.

      I guess to me its just very shocking to see that the people who can deal with random situations don't get weeded out more than they do at professions that I consider to be high level. It scares me to think of the number of doctors that really don't know what to do to you if you aren't a text book case.

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  47. Mod parent up by bledri · · Score: 0, Redundant

    AKA, "What he said." (Sorry if you're a girl Hank, I'm assuming...)

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  48. I do the same thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my favorite hobbies is loading up Japanese arcade games in MAME and trying to figure out how to play them.

    1. Re:I do the same thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used a Danish free DNS service for a long time, and I don't know Danish. At least it was in a script I could read.

  49. just getting rid of dialogs by rubah · · Score: 1

    The instructor for my intro to CAD class does his lectures with the projector talking his way through the proceses, anyways, whenever he gets a box that pops up asking for his input, he'll read it out loud, replacing the 'you' with 'I', e.g. "I do not want to see this box again!", but he'll forget to check the box so he'll do the same thing again and teh box will come up again and he'll read it outloud again.

    He also refers to selecting things as 'picking' and middle clicking as 'pushing the center button'. It drives me nuts.

  50. People aren't idiots, people are people. by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the tools aren't working well for people then the design of the tool is wrong.

    If you build a ATM (cash dispenser) that spits out the money before it returns the card then you'll find that a not insignificant number of people leave the machine without retrieving their card. In their brains the task they are doing (getting money) is complete so they walk away.

    Thus cash machines return the card first and then give you your money.

    You have to design things to work the way real people work. Calling people idiots is just a cop out.

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    1. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by Tawnos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Almost every machine I've ever used gives money followed by cash.

    2. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by Tawnos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Er...money followed by *card*.
      Epic fail on my part, please be gentle oh mods of destiny.

    3. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Calling people idiots is just a cop out.

      Not with computers it isn't. I work in end-user support, and, while I see people genuinely confused by shitty software sometimes (it does happen), many, many people who can't use a computer effectively are in that boat because they won't try. They've convinced themselves that the computer is a magic black box, and they can't learn to use it no matter what they do. These people are truly idiots, and it's a waste of time to try to hold their hand. Save your effort for the people who try to work with you.

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    4. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pretty much every ATM machine that takes your card internally (versus the cheap gas station ones that you have to swipe manually) gives you the cash, then asks you if you want another transaction/your card back before doing anything else.

      'Fast Cash' options generally spit everything out at once.

      People 'forget' there cards generally once, because those machine swallow the cards to prevent them from being stolen when you walk off after being in such a hurry.

      This solution is actually very effective, it makes it just enough of a pain in the butt that people do it once and then start remembering to be more careful. Since you typically have to order a new card rather than simply get your old one back, it puts you out for a few days and your brain makes the connection in most cases.

      But, the point to this post is that what you claim about ATM machines is incorrect. Also, people are idiots, and the only way to prevent them from losing their cards all the time is to apply enough of an inconvience/punishment that they only do it once.

      Personally, I love this idea and I'm all for applying it to software. If a popup clicks up with 10 lines of text and you click on it with say 1 second of it appearing, meaning that you've no possible chance of having read it in that period of time (well most people wouldn't be able to), then your PC shuts down and refuses to work for a day. Each time you continue to do it, it doubles the amount of time it stops working.

      Like wise, occasionally throw in a random popup with a message the says something like 'We're just checking to make sure you are reading these messages, click Yes to shutdown your computer for a week because you're an idiot, or No to continue you.' Randomize the button order and which button is the safe one a little, and in a short period of time, users would be reading dialogs I think.

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    5. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Not with computers it isn't. I work in end-user support, and, while I see people genuinely confused by shitty software sometimes (it does happen), many, many people who can't use a computer effectively are in that boat because they won't try. They've convinced themselves that the computer is a magic black box, and they can't learn to use it no matter what they do. These people are truly idiots, and it's a waste of time to try to hold their hand. Save your effort for the people who try to work with you.

      Obscure error messages which frequently pop up when they're not needed, wizards which exist for no other reason than to force the user to click "Next" a few times, error messages which are very important but virtually indistinguishable from error messages which just exist for the sake of it, messages flashing up in the bottom-right hand corner and disappearing before you get a chance to read them. Most modern user interfaces are a mess like this - both on Linux and Windows.

      Mac OS X is slightly better in this regard - at least most of these annoyances are generated by third-party apps rather than the operating system. But there's plenty of third-party apps which are just as bad.

    6. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I don't work the way real people do. I have, on a number of occasions, left the ATM after taking my card and forgetting about the money. I am comfortable posting this under 'Anonymous Coward'.

    7. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by initialE · · Score: 1

      I read your article, and it describes only 2 things - Clippy, and the search dog.

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    8. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by frenchbedroom · · Score: 1

      That happened to me once, I used an ATM from my old bank, which "helpfully" offered other services besides drawing cash. You had to punch a button to get your card back after taking your money, but I was talking to a friend while doing this, and just as you said, in my mind my task was "complete" and we walked away. Luckily the next guy in line was honest and yelled at me to come back. I thanked him profusely and mentally kicked myself a couple hundred times.

    9. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Actually the brand new ATM machine at the closest Wachovia Bank in my hometown does just this. Spits out the money, asks if you are done & *then* finally asks you if you want your card back. I've already found one card stuck in there (that I dropped in the night deposit box) & I've caught myself from taking off without my card once or twice.

      This is a brand new machine, less than 6 months since it's installation.

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    10. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      You can see examples of this all over the place, not even just user interface design.

      An example of this is with the card game Magic. When you put a creature card into play, you can't use it until your next turn. Recently they came up with a game play mechanic that lets you put a creature card onto the table, but out of play, for a reduced cost. On a later turn, it will pop into play by itself. According to the rules, it just "came into play", and as such you shouldn't be able to use is that turn. But the designers found that a majority of playtesters were using the creature anyways. It had been sitting on the table already (as opposed to in their hand)-- so through no mal-intention, it became natural to assume it was ready to be used. Rather than beating the rules into everyone, they instead changed them. Any creature that comes into play using that method CAN be used right away. It's what everyone would be doing anyways, so they designed the game towards the players, and not the other way around

    11. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      Tools are created for a particular audience. So, either the design of the tool is wrong XOR the user is not in the target audience.

    12. Re:People aren't idiots, people are people. by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      If a popup clicks up with 10 lines of text and you click on it with say 1 second of it appearing, meaning that you've no possible chance of having read it in that period of time (well most people wouldn't be able to), then your PC shuts down and refuses to work for a day. Each time you continue to do it, it doubles the amount of time it stops working.

      Wow! There are lots of people with tedious office jobs who'd love this idea!

      They could go to their boss and say, I'm sorry, my computer's refusing to work again, and the IT department can't fix it today. They say the problem is that we keep using it too quickly (funny how that keep happening!) So I'm afraid I can't spend today doing boring database entry after all. Yes, that's now three days in a row. I'll just have to spend today looking out of the window, or perhaps watering the plants. Again. Does anyone want me to go down the shops?

      And then the angry boss starts billing the IT department for the lost days and lost contracts, and tells the MD that IT can't supply systems that are fit for purpose, and the head of IT gets fired.

  51. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    select count(users) from world where clue > 0

    Query results: 0

  52. Obviously... by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, obviously, after clicking ok on a popup, another popup should open that contains a picture of the previous popup and a message "This is what you just clicked. Are you sure it's not malware?" That should take care of it. If enough of us send suggestions to Microsoft, there may be enough time to get it into Windows 7.

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  53. Reminds me of LDCC by steveha · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a gag from Mike Nesmith's Elephant Parts.

    "We're not just hoping you're dumb, America... we're banking on it!"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEPxc3RW4js

    steveha

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    1. Re:Reminds me of LDCC by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      "One ton tomato
      I've got a one ton tomato!
      One ton tomaaaatoe...
      I've got a one ton tomaaaatoe...

      One ton of mayo?"

      I loved Elephant Parts. Great music too.

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  54. Or maybe by alisson · · Score: 1

    It proves that popup dialogues are annoying.

  55. The University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It annoys me that, somehow, frequently, if the school is MIT, then Slashdot posts it as

    "MIT's Godlike faculty show something about human nature."

    but if it's NC State, also a very good school, it gets posted as:

    "Some no-name school had a crazy funny study."

  56. Conditioned by EULAs? by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    Every time I install a piece of "legit" software, I have to click through an agreement claiming that there is no guarantee the code will work or that it won't fry my hard drive or mess up my other software or destroy my life's work or render me sterile or cause a resonance cascade scenario. I think that sort of thing is what most trains less technical users to just "click through" anything. They click through warnings all the time and nothing bad ever happens ... at least until something bad does happen, and even then they might not understand the connection if it doesn't happen immediately.

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  57. Popup Study Confirms Most Developers Are Idiots by Jessta · · Score: 1

    It's well known that users don't deal with pop-up dialogs very well, they are an interruption preventing the user from doing what they are trying to do. I notice a lot of users don't even notice them they just keep trying to do what they were trying to do and it takes them a while to realise that a pop-up dialog has stolen focus and is preventing them from doing anything. pop-up dialogs are just a very bad user interface. It's not a problem with the users it's a problem with the developers using them. - Jesse McNelis

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  58. And that is the problem by sillypixie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Our geekland propensity for dismissing users as stupid because they can't navigate cryptic interfaces just makes me laugh.

    I would be interested to see what would happen in the experiment if users were given an application that used pop-ups to request that users make understandable choices, with understandable consequences.

    Shouldn't that be what we are aiming for?

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  59. Wait, does this say what it seems to be saying? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    That Microsoft's whole concept of improved security in Vista based on bugging the user every third time he clicks the mouse isn't valid?!

    Does this surprise anyone outside of Redmond? I'm being sarcastic, of course. UAC allows Microsoft to blame the user, "After all, you _allowed_ the malware to be installed."

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    1. Re:Wait, does this say what it seems to be saying? by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      UAC is no different than any of the number of dialogs which KDE, Gnome, etc, use to notify the user that they're requesting elevated rights.

      They're even so incredibly intrusive that people actually have to pay attention to them, and the question is always very simple, application X is requesting administrative rights, should it have them.

      That's actually a fairly good use of pop-ups.

      The problem with UAC is two fold.

      1. Too much software developed for Windows relies on having admin rights to the box that it doesn't need and shouldn't have.
      2. UAC lacks a capability to say "I know this program is requesting admin rights, I know it will always request admin rights, until I tell you not to, let it request admin rights.

      Fixing either of those two things, or ideally both, would make UAC quite a good use of pop-ups. Sending a message saying that there was a memory read failure at address X as in TFA on the other hand is a very bad use of pop-ups. I know what that means and I still don't care. I'm not debugging the app, so aside from running a memory test(for which I still don't need to know what the memory address is) I'm not going to do much with the information.

      Yes, I'm probably going to notice that the alert isn't really an alert, and maybe some work has to be done to make it harder to fake alerts, but the bigger issue is showing users things that don't matter to them, because they'll click through those things, and get in the habit of clicking through everything else as well.

    2. Re:Wait, does this say what it seems to be saying? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. For the short time I used Vista until I realized I was dealing with all this hassle and performance problems for absolutely no benefit at all, one of the worst things was a program I used regularly that always triggered UAC. That there was no option for me to say, "Always allow this program" is utterly insane.

      I actually paid for a copy of XP just to get rid of the nonsense (Yes, two sales for one computer. Thank you, Microsoft. You suck.) but I switched to Ubuntu when 8.04 came out. I was already running Linux on my desktops and although the 64-bit Gutsy was too much of a hassle on my HP Pavilion laptop (especially Flash and Java), 32-bit Hardy does everything I want.

      Windows? Who needs Windows?

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  60. Re:Newsflash! - more by Haoie · · Score: 1

    I don't profess to being a pro at all. I don't work in IT, I know nothing about any sort programming, I can't even do basic HTML without a guide.

    But I can still recognise a pop up and know they're irritating.

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    If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
  61. User stupidity is an excuse. by Carbon016 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An excuse to continually ignore usability, something which many in the software industry already do a pretty good job of doing. Maybe 2009 will be the year of the Linux desktop..or maybe not.

  62. Whose computers? by subble · · Score: 1

    The article suggests (by referring to the possibility that one user's mishandling of the dialogs, were they real malware, would have led to problems for the next user) that the user of the computer did not own that computer. If I am being tested on someone else's computer I might not care about trying to figure out whether the dialog boxes were real or were malware. I would probably be more focused on the task I was told to complete, and I would probably not feel sorry for the stupid testers who had let their systems get infected or who had directed me to navigate to malicious sites.

  63. Why should they care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about installing malware on some psychologists' computer?

  64. Real title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lax editing confirms most slashdot submitters are idiots.

  65. er popups by falconwolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Popups should reveal the cryptic stuff only when a debug flag is set, which defaults to off in end-user builds of the software. In all other cases there should be something like "$APPNAME has crashed due to a bug. Please report the contents of $APP_DATADIR/crashlogs/$DATE.txt to us as http://domain/crashes [domain]. [OK]". The user should always know what the thing that just happened means for him, not what exactly happened. If someone really wants to know the details he can take the config file and add a line saying "Errors = verbose" or something like that.

    The errors I got did that, when Firefox crashed a popup popped up in OS X telling me Firefox suffered an error and asked if I wanted to report it to Apple and the Firefox developers. It could then send a log of what happened.

    Falcon

  66. Glad it's humor because... by earlymon · · Score: 1

    Glad it's humor because any semblance of any reality to a threat analysis and user response is sadly lacking.

    The study was for browser-based dialog threats only - RTFA.

    In all cases, mousing over the "OK" button would cause the cursor to turn into a hand button, behavior more typical of a browser control....

    I find it hard to express without sarcasm that when an app or machine gets buggy, the cursor or pointer may go south, and I think that this is a NOT-TOO-UNCOMMON experience - not in frequency of occurrence, but in the BREADTH of users who have experienced it.

    My postulated user thinking: "OK, it went south - it's all gobblety - even the cursor is nuts...."

    The "researchers'" postulated user thinking: "Galloop, galloop, galloop - well, gee, Tennessee - lookie me while I ignore gobblety - hurhur, hurhur, I don't even notice the cursormagikit change-a-late'n...."

    Yes, in a perfect world, users know everything about their experience and their machine's interface. Welcome to reality. Until that's fixed, blaming users for not recognizing malware vectors is idiotic. Had users been capable of recognizing malware vectors in the first place, malware wouldn't exist.

    Sorry if I'm having a bad day on this one. But if there's any merit to my point and add the fact that the sample size is small, then science this ain't. And I'm disgusted that the FA calls users idiots, right from the headline.

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  67. click click click - just click it already by rfoot · · Score: 1

    We are so inundated by damn buttons to click that many of us will click it to get it the hell out of the way -

    Have you ever scratched an itch that you weren't supposed to scratch?

    I think at some point we are reacting on a guttural level as opposed to a logical level - this leads to observably stupid behavior that is really more emotional response than true stupidity. Annoy me enough and I promise I'll start doing stupid things.

    my 2 cents

  68. Microsoft has trained people to click "OK". by argent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft has trained people to click "OK", "Open", "Run", "Install", "Continue", or whatever button (wherever it is) that gets you past the idiot box.

    Apple had until recently avoided this mistake. NOT (as some people have said) by making the buttons more meaningful, but by simply NOT trying to use warning dialogs in place of good design.

    For example, Mac OS doesn't ask you if you want to move a file to the trash, and it doesn't ask you if you want to empty the trash, because these are common actions, and the dialog box becomes something you reflexively accept.

    Recently, as I say, Apple has started to deviate from the path of virtue. I've caught my Mac in bed with promiscuous dialogs on many occasions.

    But by comparison with Windows (particularly Vista)... my Mac's still pretty much a dialog virgin. Really.

    1. Re:Microsoft has trained people to click "OK". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Mac asks me if I want to empty the trash. I doubt I've changed a default.

    2. Re:Microsoft has trained people to click "OK". by argent · · Score: 1

      (poke)

      OK, you're right, they do warn about the non-reversible action by default.

      They don't, however, warn you about the far more common reversible action.

      Windows does.

    3. Re:Microsoft has trained people to click "OK". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By comparious, Apple sucks, really.

  69. Why do they get ignored? by splorp! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is an unmodified screen capture of an actual Windows dialogue box. I have no idea what program triggered it.

    http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg109/splorpdotorg/whatwouldyoudo.jpg

    (I left it onscreen until I rebooted -to be fair, this was Windows 98SE).

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    1. Re:Why do they get ignored? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the runtime error message I used to get all the freaking time when I was trying to do linked lists in Visual C++ (MS Visual Studio 2005, IIRC). As far as I can guess, it happened when some kind of memory leak or stack error corrupted the integrated debugger's data somehow. I wish I could find it on Google, but apparently I'm the only one who got that message...

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  70. The only one who cares when using a public PC? by dataninja · · Score: 0

    It seems that people don't care when using a public PC whether they download a U2 torrent or some nasty malware. I have to admit to downloading and storing pron (personal use) from the school library a long time ago. Everything was going fine I almost had my USB drive full of educational material then Norton started whining, long story short I had to spend the next 2 hours removing the nasty malware. I felt guilty. But I did manage to download plenty of material after all...

  71. NMC by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

    Not My Computer. That's what I'd imagine is going on in the subjects' heads. Here they are brought in to a professionally made and run computer lab. They are given a task and in the course of completing that task something mildly interfering happens. They dispatch the interference in order to continue with the assigned task and that action had no bad consequences. Seems like a poorly designed study to me.

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  72. Response should be obvious by mysidia · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't use dialog boxes to allow or reject a dangerous action.

    Dialog boxes only require passive action of clicking somewhere on the screen to dismiss, or pressing a single key; this is not safe.

    Reject by default, unless you have proof the user specifically asked it.

    Provide the user a subtle prompt. Force the user to take explicit action; a dialog box is only used to confirm a change.

    Never use a dialog box to display an error or any non-fatal caution.

    If the action is severe enough; make the user type out a few words to confirm it.

  73. Re:The users aren't qualified to make these decisi by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > In short, in two or three generations when all the people who don't know basic computer
    > security and operation have died, and not being able to spot a phishing scam will be
    > looked upon much the same way that being illiterate is now, then the problem will have
    > fixed itself.

    It would appear that you believe that all of those who "grew up with computers" know basic computer security and operation. This is just as true as it is that all of those who "grew up with books" are able to read and understand James Joyce.

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  74. maybe the studies authors are idiots? by jipn4 · · Score: 1

    A dialog in the web browser that contains some gobbledygook is generally either something you can safely dismiss by clicking wherever you like, or you have lost already by the time they show up.

    Those dialogs that actually grant something permission to do something unsafe are designed by people who actually worry about bad press for their software (e.g., Java etc.) and try to be clear.

    However, more generally, Yes/No dialog boxes should probably just be removed from UI toolkits; they are almost always bad and not needed.

  75. Of course they clicked OK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't their computer! If you give me your computer to do a job for you, I don't care if the bloody thing bursts into flames or if you've sent me to a malware site.

  76. What makes this so obvious? by westlake · · Score: 1
    The article actually says that they created fake "Application Error" dialogs with various numbers of "fake" aspects. e.g. The cursor turning to a hand over the "Ok" button, reverse colored text, browser borders, etc. Basically, stuff that should have made it obvious that these were malware windows
    .

    Explain to me how changing a cursor to another familiar style of pointer becomes an "obvious" sign of malware.

    Your browser is behaving bizarrely. An "application error" dialog pops-up. Now that is a surprise. Tell me why you shouldn't believe it is authentic?

  77. Fire alarms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It strikes me that these messages are like fire alarms. Let's face it: when large groups have regular drills the first response on hearing yet another alarm is not "I should probably leave reasonably quickly now" but rather "not another freaking drill/false alarm, I'm busy". They then proceed to wander out aimlessly in dribs and drabs, all assuming that it's nothing more serious than an irritating work interruption or chance to skive off. This is the same thing on a much larger scale: popup dialogs occur with depressing frequency and, not unlike fire alarms, rarely presage anything more serious than some program asking inane questions and/or dying for reasons obscure. So of course people will start to treat them with contempt! Not that this is a good thing, but it is understandable.

    1. Re:Fire alarms by WTF+Chuck · · Score: 1

      Let's face it: when large groups have regular drills the first response on hearing yet another alarm is not "I should probably leave reasonably quickly now" but rather "not another freaking drill/false alarm, I'm busy". They then proceed to wander out aimlessly in dribs and drabs, all assuming that it's nothing more serious than an irritating work interruption or chance to skive off.

      Would you rather have them all rushing for the door in a panic, not caring who or what they trample as long as they make it out?

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      Note - Liberal use of <sarcasm> tags may or may not need to be applied.
  78. Encryption vs. authentication by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 2, Informative

    And yet the clueless-nerd-squad was up in arms when Firefox made it *really hard* to accidentally hit "OK" and wind up trusting a totally bogus SSL certificate.

    I don't know what the clueless nerd squad did, but very many people pointed out the real problem: the brower's UI equated "encrypted connection" with "authenticated site." The correct behavior is to treat encrypted sites with self-signed certs the same way as unencrypted sites.

    1. Re:Encryption vs. authentication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet the clueless-nerd-squad was up in arms when Firefox made it *really hard* to accidentally hit "OK" and wind up trusting a totally bogus SSL certificate.

      I don't know what the clueless nerd squad did, but very many people pointed out the real problem: the brower's UI equated "encrypted connection" with "authenticated site." The correct behavior is to treat encrypted sites with self-signed certs the same way as unencrypted sites.

      Help me out here. Let's say I'm in a position to sniff your traffic. That means I'm the man in the middle. Either I'm running arpspoof to redirect your ethernet traffic on the LAN, or I control the router, or you're using a hub -- but through some means, I'm in the middle, I'm the man, hence, MITM

      Now given that I'm the man in the middle, and that self-signed certificates are easily replaced (for most people) with non-self-signed certificates, it seems like the only argument for encrypted-but-not-authenticated SSL is that it makes non-directed attacks slightly harder

      If you're going to go to all the trouble of setting up SSL certificates, why don't you actually leverage the web of trust and *sign* them, thus mitigating BOTH directed and drag-net attacks on your traffic.

      All this just seems like people wanting to rationalize what they know is a poor choice.

    2. Re:Encryption vs. authentication by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      Now given that I'm the man in the middle, and that self-signed certificates are easily replaced (for most people) with non-self-signed certificates, it seems like the only argument for encrypted-but-not-authenticated SSL is that it makes non-directed attacks slightly harder.

      Yes, I know that encryption without authentication offers way, way weaker security guarantees than authenticated connections. I still do think it's valuable, and that most content transmitted over the wires should be encrypted by default, but for the sake of argument, let's grant your point: an unauthenticated encrypted connection is no more secure than an unencrypted, unauthenticated connection. Given that premise, why should the browser make it any harder for the user to access a site with a self-signed cert than it does for an unencrypted, unauthenticated site?

      If you're going to go to all the trouble of setting up SSL certificates, why don't you actually leverage the web of trust and *sign* them, thus mitigating BOTH directed and drag-net attacks on your traffic.

      Again, let's grant the point for the sake of argument. Why should the user of a website be penalized for the bad choices of the administrator of the website? Clearly, the browser should try to make it clear that this site is not "secure"; but why should it make the site any harder to access?

  79. Re:The users aren't qualified to make these decisi by lennier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I grew up surrounded with books and I can't stand James Joyce.

    Possibly the same reason why people who grew up with Unix can't stand Windows... :)

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  80. Frequent error dialogs and other sundry nasties by dwarg · · Score: 1, Troll

    Amen to that. Microsoft's three guiding philosophies of "good enough" and "how can we make this the users problem instead of ours" and "holy crap it worked, lets make sure they notice" manifest themselves most frequently in their own pop-up windows, modal or up from the task bar or whatever.

    Every time I start my laptop it feels the need to show a bubble telling me the wireless network is connected. What do you want, a cookie?!? You know what? You're supposed to connect don't come bragging to me about it whenever you do.

    The same thing happens every time I plug in a USB drive. "You have connected a removable media device. Click to close." Thanks for that, just in case I wasn't aware I plugged in a device. How thoughtful.

    Whenever I put in a CD it has to autorun something because the average user has no idea how to get to the CD drive unless it pops up in front of them. Which is nice because I'd hate to be treated like a grownup and have to launch the appropriate application or file myself.

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  81. Let me guess: you're still using Tiger? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    You're right. Though I have Leopard I see no reason to install it.

    This happens the first time I launch every single application I download or receive as a mail attachment, and as I mentioned, quite a few things that aren't even applications.

    I'm glad I didn't install Leopard then. However I may get a new Mac, which Leopard will be installed on, by the end of the year.

    Fslcon

    1. Re:Let me guess: you're still using Tiger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Are M$ and Apple now competing on who can annoy the user the most now?

  82. Difficult-to-Understand Time Machine Pref? WTF? by xactuary · · Score: 1

    Off topic? You decide. I'm the "pc/mac guru" to about a thousand clients and fancy myself as a source of sane, but elite, advice. Anyway, when I first saw the Time Machine preference panel's giant off/on switch I thought, OK, this is the end of user confusion on the subject. Not... Yesterday a client called me, having trouble with his backup. Turns out he saw the darkened, background, non-"switch" representation of the Time Machine panel as the indicator (as opposed to the lighter part, which most people would perceive as the "switch"). Once I threw the switch, "it just worked."

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  83. Vista's UAC sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    User Account Control is a huge failure and this is why. People don't care about what a pop-up says as long as they can get rid of it.

  84. Don't do reg dumps into dialog boxes by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Much better: write a log file/crash report file. The popup should just say that one has been written. That should be full verbosity so that the file is actually useful. Customers are completely useless at copying numbers/register dumps and manually reporting them, so make the problem easier for the user by packaging it up ready to send along with other useful info (version number, free memory,...)

    Crash handling should be done as a framework function that can route the app to a debugger, perform a crash report etc.

    It should be relatively easy to do some sort of image analysis to see if a browser is displaying something that looks like an OS pop-up and if it is then either mask it or repaint it with a skull and crossbones.

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  85. Precisely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am far more cautious with my home computer than with my employer's computer.

  86. wow by coryking · · Score: 1

    At the university I went to, the ghosted the machine the second you logged off. I couldn't imagine it being any other way. How would you even know the machine was owned? Some of the latest malware can dig itself almost as deep into the OS as you can on Linux (it is trivial to bury malware in a linux box as root)

    1. Re:wow by nsheppar · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, it's a lab that's almost exclusively used by computer science or other sciencey majors who generally know what they're doing with computers, at least enough not to screw things up by intentionally installing crap. Our users run with regular user-level permissions on Windows and Linux and therefore cannot install anything to the system, where the strength of "cannot" is determined by the strength of security in the operating system. We also keep our systems patched pretty well (e.g. for Windows we run WSUS so new patches get put out basically as soon as I approve them, or within a day since WSUS takes its sweet time about things).

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    2. Re:wow by coryking · · Score: 1

      now that I think about it, the private computer lab used by our department wasn't ghosted either. Not ghosting a "public" lab would be insane though :-)

    3. Re:wow by nsheppar · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what our university-wide IT dept. does with the public labs, but ghosting every time you log out seems a little excessive. I realize that Windows isn't that great on security, but it seems that if you set things up right it makes it pretty difficult to install malware, if you're running as a user who's not allowed to install anything. Is there some loophole I'm missing that allows Joe Sixpack to effortlessly own a public PC?

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    4. Re:wow by coryking · · Score: 1

      Our public computer labs would let you install anything on them. You could install games, warez, spyware, whatever. The only problem with the ghosting process is it basically made the computer unusable for a good ten minutes after you logged off.

      Trade off, I suppose

    5. Re:wow by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The community college where I spent 2 years used DeepFreeze. The computer didn't actually lose anything until it was rebooted or turned off, and it also didn't take any extra time.

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  87. UAC by coryking · · Score: 1

    Isn't your normal dialog. Unlike other modal dialog boxes, a UAC is a *sytem wide* model dialog box. You cannot do *shit* until you confirm it. You might snark, but I think UAC dialogs are "scary" and with a minor amount of training, they'll call you when they get one. A normal user, doing normal things should never get a UAC dialog. You should only get one when you are installing a driver, software or you have a program like Digsby or Firefox that auto-updates as part of loading itself (which is retarted, IMHO).

    1. Re:UAC by isBandGeek() · · Score: 1

      Copying files? Hm...

    2. Re:UAC by coryking · · Score: 1

      Can you copy stuff into and out of /usr/bin without being root? How is Vista any different?

  88. Your point? by coryking · · Score: 1

    Unix systems blame-shift too. Once you log into root, you can install just as much malware as if you click through a UAC dialog.

    What do you want them to do?

  89. Linux is no different by coryking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at your log file sometime. Full of useless crap that buries the good stuff. You've got 75% of your log full of stupid failed SSH attempts from script kiddies, 10% from "hi, I'm named and my log level is not perfect so I'm going to tell you that somebody looked for pornjunction.com and I couldn't find it". 10% for "errors" in daemons, only they aren't really errors. Then you've got 4% from some fucked up cron job. That leaves like 1% for the truely useful error message that might actually be of value.

    My point? Linux, FreeBSD or any other unix OS has just as many inexplicable, frequent error messages, only instead of dialog boxes, they pollute your log files instead.

    PS: The event log is no different.

    1. Re:Linux is no different by the+entropy · · Score: 1

      Yes it is different, logs don't get in your face

      I only ever look at logs when something is wrong(or I suspect something is wrong) and I am trying to track down the problem. In such a case I will easily ignore all the meaningless log entries(by doing grep "^(EE)" /var/log/Xorg.0.log if something's wrong with X for example) and find "the good stuff".

      There may be minor errors that go unnoticed, sure, but since they don't affect any of my work, what do I care? until one of them does I don't want to know about it, and when I want to know about it, I know how to.

      Now compare that with dialogue boxes. They get in your face, they're annoying, most of them don't tell you anything useful or that you want to know. You see so many of them that at the end you just click through to be able to get back to work.

      Saying that dialogue boxes on Windows are equivalent to logs on linux is simply wrong.

  90. Not as advertised by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    I'd say that this has more to do with programming errors and cryptic error messages in those popups than anything else. I mean, how often do we see something in a popup that 1) Average Joe user doesn't have a hope of understanding, or 2) something completely unnecessary.

    We, as programmers, should be ashamed for creating a "never cry wolf" scenario that has created this mentality among users. Similarly, for all those "next" button clicks with the nonsense involved. How many of us just click next, eh?

  91. Inanimate objects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't repeatedly do stupid things and bitch about it.

  92. +5 insightful to all the replies by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    Where are the mod points when you really need them?

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  93. Re:The users aren't qualified to make these decisi by jimicus · · Score: 1

    In short, in two or three generations when all the people who don't know basic computer security and operation have died, and not being able to spot a phishing scam will be looked upon much the same way that being illiterate is now, then the problem will have fixed itself.

    This is a variation on the old "Education is the solution!" mantra (which actually isn't too far from the conclusion reached in TFA).

    There's only one minor problem with this mantra.

    It's balls.

    Albert Einstein is popularly attributed with saying that "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Well,
    we've been trying to educate people to RTFError Message over and over again for years. Why do you think that one day we'll get different results?

  94. Which is okay by jopsen · · Score: 1

    Which is okay because a study confirms most users are idiots... So if user shall fail we might as well make the process short... :)

  95. Not their own PC by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

    Isn't the reaction of the test subjects likely to have been influenced by the fact they're not using their own PC? They're sat in a lab, with researchers having given them exact instructions of what to do, and they're suddenly confronted with unexpected dialogs. They just want to get rid of them and get on with the task at hand, possibly not taking as much care of the PC as they would their own.

  96. no surprise by Tom · · Score: 1

    the students seemed to find any dialog box a distraction from their assigned task; nearly half said that all they cared about was getting rid of these dialogs. The results suggest that a familiarity with Windows dialogs have bred a degree of contempt and that users simply don't care what the boxes say anymore.

    No surprise. Most people dealing with security from a HID perspective knew that long before UAC put the final nail in the coffin.

    Popup dialogs are dead. Anyone who uses them is an idiot.

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    1. Re:no surprise by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      What does Union Aerospace have to do with popup boxes?

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  97. Users are sick of pop up interface, need new GUI by burnitdown · · Score: 1

    What this tells me: users are sick of their computer interrupting them with "crap data" while they're busy trying to do something else (even if that something else is photoshopping Lindsay Lohan's head onto a poodle).

    The modern GUI stopped evolving about 1987 or so. We haven't gotten past the stage where when a new condition is discovered, the system pops up an error window that requires a user to click it before normal operation can resume.

    For some things, like a system halt, this is necessary. For most? Unlikely.

    Pay attention, Linux GUI-heads... you Windows GUI designers too, if your company allows you.

  98. Wrong summary by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    s/users/developers/

    Popup Study Confirms Most Developers Are Idiots

    There, fixed it for you. It hurts, right?

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    1. Re:Wrong summary by laejoh · · Score: 0

      s/s\/users\/developers\//s\/Users\/Developers\//

      There, fixed your fix for you.

  99. non working paradigm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this tells me is that the paradigm is wrong.

    Could be a problem with the "Windows" interface.
    Could be a problem with the modern GUI interface.
    Maybe the PC paradigm itself is wrong.

    You can shift the blame and call everyone stupid or you can try to help come up with the newer better paradigm.

  100. Re:The users aren't qualified to make these decisi by Clovis42 · · Score: 1

    It would appear that you believe that all of those who "grew up with computers" know basic computer security and operation. This is just as true as it is that all of those who "grew up with books" are able to read and understand James Joyce.

    No. Maybe replace James Joyce with Dostoyevsky. This is James Joyce:

    It sollecited, grobbling hummley, his roundhouse of seven orofaces, of all, guiltshouters or crimemummers, to be sayd by, codnops, advices for, free of gracies, scamps encloded, com- petitioning them, if they had steadied Jura or when they had raced Messafissi, husband of your wifebetter or bestman botcha- lover of you yourself, how comes ever a body in our taylorised world to selve out thishis, whither it gives a primeum nobilees for our notomise or naught, the farst wriggle from the ubivence, whereom is man, that old offender, nother man, wheile he is asame. And fullexampling. The pints in question. With some by- spills. And sicsecs to provim hurtig. Soup's on!

    A random paragraph from Finnegan's Wake via Finnegan's Wiki. Basic computer security and operation is not that complicated. Now I want soup....

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    Clovis
    ^ Clovis, look! It's that guy you are!
  101. Bender's Big Score by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

    [Bender is checking his e-mail inside of his head]

    Bender: Porn. Porn. Free porn. Get rich watching porn? I find that rather hard to believe. [reading] Scientists at West Johnson Pornoversity need test subjects to rate top quality roborotica. Ooh, top-quality.

    [A "Scan for virus?" alert pops up]

    Bender: Warning, perform virus scan? I'm waiting for porn over here.

    [Bender repeatedly clicks "No"]

    Bender: Oh, yeah, come on, baby.

    [An obedience virus downloads itself into bender, and he starting babbling nonsense] ...

    Nudar: Guess I was wrong. There was a robot stupid enough to download the obedience virus.

    --
    "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
  102. -1 Regular expression Nazi by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    Doesn't vim have a case-insensitive replace mode? :-P

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    Singularity: a belief in the "God" idea with the "demiurge" relation inverted.
  103. Mac Proof of Concept Virus by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    I wrote a proof of concept Mac virus back when Apple first started bragging how Mac was immune to viruses. Guess what, Mac users DEFINATELY ARE NOT.

    In my test on both Windows and Mac, I found that on Windows thanks to paranoia, 5 out of 10 times, you could get a user to click ok to installing malware. On Mac, you could gain root access more than 9 out of 10 times simply by presenting what appears to be an installation application and prompting for the administrator password.

    What was worse is that I performed some experiments regarding antivirus software. What I found was... Mac antivirus software was excellent about detecting Windows viruses and avoiding sending or receiving them via e-mail, but it was extremely easy to hide viruses from Mac antivirus software. In fact, it was REALLY REALLY easy to make and install OpenFirmware malware that none of the antivirus software even looked for.

  104. Re:stuff by RMH101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Really? I wouldn't know. I've been drinking.

  105. Windows market dominance already confirmed this by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    Choosing Windows is already an indicator of lower intelligence. Using Windows OTOH is an unfortunate consequence, for most PC users, of Microsoft's anti-competitive monopoly practices.

  106. Obligatory Rich Cook quote by Fish+(David+Trout) · · Score: 1

    "Programming today is a race between
    software engineers striving to build bigger
    and better idiot-proof programs, and the
    Universe trying to produce bigger and better
    idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
    - Rich Cook

    --
    "Fish" (David B. Trout)
  107. Question by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

    Were the students running this experiment on their own PCs? I'd care more about malware being installed on my own computer than on some computer I'll never use again.
    It wasn't mentioned in the article, but I sadly doubt the results would be much different.

  108. Re:stuff by electrictroy · · Score: 1

    Opening a business in alcohol is a sure way to survive the recession/Depression.

    Food is also a necessity, so maybe buy-up a few grocery stores.

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    The government is not your daddy. Its purpose is not to raid middle-class neighbors' wallets and give it to you.
  109. There is no wrong action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have watched with delight as this discourse has unfolded and various advocates have explained how designers, programmers, usability experts, users themselves, manufacturers, educators, and perhaps God should somehow think and work harder to ensure that software users don't make cavalier, disdainful, or uneducated choices that are harmful to themselves. Are you serious?

    Before you assassinate me, be aware that I am a retired IT practitioner and executive. I made a career of developing software and managing projects with the goal of at least keeping people from hurting themselves, mainly because my employer and the stockholders' money was on the line.

    But on a personal level, the owner of a computer is operating is at his own peril. There are no wrong choices that we have an ethical obligation to protect him from. To the extent that we intervene and insulate him from his mistakes we create the moral hazard of permitting him to err without consequence. This denies him the opportunity to learn and grow to be an intelligent, fully functioning, technologically competent member of the 21st Century. We are enablers of his disease, just as much as we would be for our alcoholic friend that we drive home, put to bed, lie to his wife for, and cover for with his boss.

    Stop the hang-wringing. Write the program, pop up the dialog box, give the choice, take the action, and be done. If the user screws up, he can reinstall his stuff or take his box to the repair guy. He'll learn an important lesson. And you can spend your time learning to write programs that don't need so many pop-up dialogs.

  110. Automatic Updates by hitchgoat · · Score: 1

    The "Mind if I reboot your machine now?" dialog has to be the worst of them. There you are, innocently coding away, and a dialog pops up that will reboot your machine the second you hit "enter" which, it turns out, is a reasonably common key, and which I always seem to be just about to type when Windows decides to drop by for a chat.

    1. Re:Automatic Updates by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      I agree, MS's implementation of Automatic Updates is Evil.

      I find that when AU has something bubbling away in the background it can make the whole system unstable. Most of my crashes this year seem to have happened when AU had something on its list that it wanted me to download. Right now I have a "problem" with it in that it keep insisting on trying to install the latest version of IE. I don't usually use IE, and the only use I do have for IE right now just happens to require the old version. But AU kept plugging away and trying to trip me up and install it. And every time it noticed the latest version of IE it flagged it again for possible download, and sent my system unstable again, even though I keep specifically ticking the box for "do not remind me about this update again".

      So I've currently got AU switched off.

      And because of that, I currently have a "red shield" security warning constantly in the corner of my screen, and intermittently get popup warnings that "my system might be at risk" for having AU turned off.

      And of course, the danger of this is that if something really goes wrong with the security settings on my machine, I might miss it because the "red shield" warning that should alert me to something seriously wrong is constantly there anyway.

      Grrr.

  111. I'll see your wikipedia link and raise you another by Eevee · · Score: 1

    It's not the average where half are under and half over, the median is the point where half are over and half under.

    If we look at the wikipedia entry for average, we'll see that in addtion to the mean, "There are many other types of averages, such as median (used most often to describe house prices and incomes)." So you can use the word "average" as in the joke and still be correct.

  112. It's not the users, it's Windows. by tbannist · · Score: 1

    Yes the majority of users are idiots. Why? Because they run Windows and they have been trained to expect Windows to fail frequently. They don't look at the message boxes because they don't care what they say. They're busy. Who has time to waste looking at the same error message you see 3 or 4 times a day, every day.

    The problem isn't the users, it's Windows.

    --
    Fanatically anti-fanatical
    1. Re:It's not the users, it's Windows. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > ....they run Windows and they have been trained to expect Windows to fail frequently. They don't look at the message boxes because they don't care what they say. They're busy. Who has time to waste looking at the same error message you see 3 or 4 times a day, every day.

      You have a point. As a geek, it's easy to forget that the vast majority of PC users are trying to accomplish something other than making Windows work. They don't care what the OS is doing or not doing, they're just trying to finish designing that flyer, or finish the end-of-month books, or make those Peoplesoft entries so they can leave this hellhole and get the hell home to their feeble attempt to have a life. Or at least to jeer at this week's reality show. The very last thing they're concerned about is some stupid popup designed to convey information to someone with a completely different skill set.

      I wouldn't say the majority of users are idiots. They're just not Windows geeks. And that's a good thing, isn't it? Aren't PCs supposed to have some purpose besides running Windows? Shouldn't people expect to be able to perform some task with a PC without having to be a Windows geek?

      Geeze, I'm starting to sound like a Mac fanboy. I think the way Mac applications jump up and down when they need attention is just terminally cute and I wish I knew how to make it stop. But (grinding my teeth) I have to admit, it's better than random incomprehensible eye-level demands for my attention to very little purpose.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  113. Re:stuff by Khisanth+Magus · · Score: 1

    To quote Trekkie Monster from the musical Avenue Q:

    In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!

  114. Clicking YES without reading. by misterjava66 · · Score: 1

    95% of YN dialog boxes HAVE to be clicked YES or else something adverse happens.
    They pop, we say yes.

    True malware attackes no matter what you say, so why would you believe its warnings?

    Where is real peer review in this world? Where is the scientific method?

    Try this for a study.

    Clicking Yes will make this box go away forever.
    Clicking No will earn you $5.

    I'll bet most users will still click yes. :-)

  115. It's the stupid test designers... by grikdog · · Score: 1

    How long does your average Joan College pretend to hover within the testgiver's proscenium arch (for what? extra credit? 5$US an hour or per session?) before saying, "Blow this...!" and getting the hell out? As a semi-pro test scorer on big national accounts I'm not allowed to mention by name, I have to say the procrustean mindset roolz when it comes to No Child Left Untested. The bright ones who recognize the boundaries of the game and scribble beyond the borders get docked for being venturesome — not overtly, in most cases, but by failing to fall inside the parameters of the rubric. So this study seems cocked to me.

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    ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  116. Just Figured This Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, do we really need studies to tell us what is already a given? People, not just users, ARE IDIOTS.. They believe in global warming. They believe in WMD. They believe in letting our government spend OUR MONEY to bail out rich jackass financial CEOs. What else?

    1. Re:Just Figured This Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They believe in protecting people from their computers. Nowhere else are people so obsessed with protecting others from their things. I think it's because they can. For example, if you try to turn on the light switch and it's already on, does it beep? If you reach for your coffee and knock it over, does it scold you that all coffee has been permanently deleted? If you go to put on a dirty T-shirt or put it on backward, does it ask you if you really want to improperly insert your torso? Do people really need this kind of obsessive supervision? By taking away self-management from people in everyday life, a super society of guardians has emerged that is systematically taking autonomy from human beings. This insidious infestation is not only occurring in computing but in the culture of welcomed government intrusion into every aspect of our lives. OK, now I'm off topic. But you have something to think about while the fascists are gathering.

  117. Re:Summary is WRONG Heheeh, Drinking for by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    the sake of drinking... doesn't that... compound things?

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    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  118. Why is there always some moron that thinks karma.. by QZTR · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Matters?

    SO in respomse to your question of "what does that make you?"

    I'll give you this

    "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."- Jonathan Swift

    Stop deluding yourself into thinking that when you find a gaggle of idiots to agreew with you that somehow their agreement means anything about the value of your opinion.

    --
    To quote LongNoi "QZTR was right and won't leave me alone because I called him a moron when I was wrong" FYS
  119. Flawed Study by Zarjay · · Score: 1

    Getting a mysterious popup on some random website while you're web surfing is one thing, but these students were specifically asked by researchers to check out these websites.

    Why would a student assume that the researcher has pointed them to a harmful website? And because they were told to "watch the sites load," wouldn't at least some of them assume the popups were part of the process? Also, why would a student care if a university computer were infected with malware?

    This study doesn't tell me that "most users are idiots." It tells me that most college students follow directions. I think the study would have been better if the users had found these sites without being prompted and if their own computers were at risk.

  120. This reminds me... by QZTR · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "This reminds me why I have a -6 modifier on new users."

    Why, because you're a pompous dick?

    --
    To quote LongNoi "QZTR was right and won't leave me alone because I called him a moron when I was wrong" FYS
  121. Ho hum. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    I'd be more worried if people clicked through blindly in a study where they simulated browser warning dialogs that indicated that the website was trying to do something possibly malicious (downloading a file, installing software, etc). The worst that those "error messages" could have done would be open some really bad pornsite when you clicked the 'Ok' button.

    --
    Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  122. Summary is actually right by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

    If you had read the article and looked at the example image, you would see where the summary got that text from. Don't worry though, there are plenty of tards living kickass lives!

    --
    The world you experience is only a close approximation of reality.
  123. What's funny is you lying by QZTR · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "You're funny."

    I know.

    "But if you really want to believe I've been logging out to troll you AC, go right ahead. That just makes it funnier."

    Well, you lying about it makes it "funnier" still.

    And what's even "funnier" is that you obsessively denying it.

    --
    To quote LongNoi "QZTR was right and won't leave me alone because I called him a moron when I was wrong" FYS
    1. Re:What's funny is you lying by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I don't know who's telling the truth and who's lying, but I will agree that the two of you are exceedingly funny.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  124. What about other kinds of popups? by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

    I'm currently doing both design AND programming and I was wondering what people think of dialog boxes used for input. Yea [OK] dialogs are awful, but what other strategies can you use for data? I have a few in mind, but I'm not sure they are as effective.

  125. Microsoft/AOL have trained people to click "OK". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a time, back in 1995 "when dinosaurs ruled the earth", when people paid attention to pop-up dialog boxes. Unfortunately, Windows 95 and subsequent versions of the most used desktop OS in the world made of these widgets "the boy who cried wolf".

      Useless pop-up messages such as "Application X has performed an illegal operation.<OK><Cancel>" or "Invalid use of an integer at 2e0fa33 <Debug><Cancel>". People would panic and call tech support; the answer was invariably "don't worry just click <OK> or <Cancel>". AOL added to this mess by bombarding their dial-up users with pop-up ads as they were waiting to go online.

    Now, after over a decade of conditioning, we wonder why people have learned to ignore the critters?

    People who grew up accustomed to using Macs or Linux pay more attention to dialog boxes because there are less of them. Even I, who use a version of all three OSs, have to fight the urge to dismiss every little nonsensical popup when I am on a Windows machine.

    The biggest usability problem is that in the Windows world -- especially if you are using Vista-- you have to read through 12 useless dialog boxes to find one that is actually useful. I bet the results would have been more interesting and useful if the study had included regular Mac, Linux and UNIX/CDE users.

     

  126. Computers don't work, by definition by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

    Computers are not for everybody!

    The reason for this is that computers don't work properly, by definition .

    Think about it. As soon as a piece of technology attains the degree of perfection that almost anyone can use it, the users stop referring to it as a "computer". Palm Pilots work, so people don't refer to them as computers (even though they are). Ditto smart phones, e-books, Blackberries, linux-based media centres, pocket calculators, cash registers, ATM machines, and so on.

    If you got into a business where they have well-set up PC's that actually perform the jobs that their intended to do with a minumum of fuss, you'll tend to find that the users refer to them as "wordprocessors", or "terminals", or "dealing stations" or "workstations", or some other functionally-descriptive word.

    If the system then starts acting up (say, network problems), you'll notice that people stop referring to their PCs as "terminals" and start going back to calling them "computers" again. "Computer" is a word that signifies compexity and unreliability.

    So, if you work in an IT department, it can be educational to find out what your users call the things sitting on their desks. If they think that they're using "computers", then chances are, you have unhappy customers.

    If your company's hardware runs //really// smoothly, people stop referring to the hardware at all, and instead start using more abstract terms to refer to, say, the software package.

    So: the ultimate aim of IT departments should be to to try to abolish "computers" from company offices. If you still have "computers" in your company's general offices, then that's a sign of IT failure.

  127. Re:The users aren't qualified to make these decisi by orclevegam · · Score: 1

    Because the people we're trying to educate will be dead by then. Those that grow up with this stuff will already know it. It's the difference between trying to pound it into peoples heads, and them picking it up from being submerged in it culturally. Sure there will always be a select few that aren't going to get it, but there's always going to be a few that don't get something in any group. It doesn't matter if you're talking about computers, cars, or how to change a lightbulb.

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    Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.
  128. [OK | Cancel] buttons by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    My favouritest-ever Windows dialog box was one that asked:

    Do you want to cancel this operation?

    OK | Cancel

    Classic! :D

  129. My only response is Alt-F4 by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    ...and if that doesn't immediately close it, ctrl-alt-delete to see what's running, or if I really want to panic, the power plug.

    I get the netflux things on cnn all the time.

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    Tag lost or not installed.
  130. It's a human problem, not a computer problem by basicio · · Score: 1

    The problem is not that people don't read dialog boxes--it's that they don't read *period*.

    People do not read signs.

    They don't look at prices, they don't notice instructions, they don't pay attention to warnings.

  131. They've got an ancient solution for that ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Eene meene mutte,
    pin pon frutti ...

    Just play russian roulette, with the comfort of your sofa (of reinstalling in worst case);
    if you don't like it you could always put away "the gun" and turn off your pc...

    --
    --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  132. Flawed test by jc364 · · Score: 1

    The test is flawed. The test is supposed to see whether or not students would respond to fake popups in their normal browsing. However, these students were told to sit and watch as pre-determined and supposedly "safe" pages were loaded. There is a difference between getting a popup from a respected medical site, and getting one from a page that has never been visited.