Well, I would suggest learning Java and the basic concepts of OOP. Once you are comfortable, I would suggest learning C++ and doing the memory management/Garbage collection work yourself, if your intentions are for knowledge rather than just a shortcut to a fat paycheck.
And in case the previous incumbent got fired for banging secretary in stairwell, find out if you can bang secretary in stairwell before you get the job !
Dude! It is not about racism. I think the government prevents non-Indians to work there because of the fact that earlier Indian economy was based on Socialist ideas and now it is moving towards capitalist. It will take time. Plus the population of unemployed people in India is much higher than that of USA, and unlike possible unemployment benefits which American citizens might get here, India has no such plans.
Well I was arguing with the notion that a graduate from IIT is a "yes man". But I think you misunderstood me when I said "they will bring another yes man here". What I really meant to say was that, a person being a "yes man" totally depends on the circumstances in which he is in. He could be a "yes man" because either he is just bad at his job and wants to impress managers for a better deal/promotion, or is good at his job but still needs to agree with the manager to keep his job. If he wants he can "tell off" the manager too, but it depends on the manager whether the manager likes the "telling off" or not. It is very situational and I was trying to non-generalize the point made by the parent poster Marxist Hacker.
I am sorry to hear this. I am from IIT and I am working in USA (not on H1B but with a Green Card). What you dont get is that the US Dollar is 45 Indian Rupees. If an Indian with an H1B visa works here, it is not for the life in USA, it is for the money which he gets in USA which gets converted to 45 times that of Indian money. Agreed some inflation, and standard of living has to be accounted for, but even then it is a large amount of money for that Indian on an H1B visa. And if this guy starts "telling off" his managers, he will be sent back to India, and another "yes man" will be brought in. This guy might have family that he needs to support etc. , so you cannot say that all IIT graduates are "yes men". In fact most of them are far from it. It is the circumstances that make a man a "yes man".
I on the other hand do speak my mind with my boss, because I have no fear of getting fired and being sent back to India, because I live here and since I have a green card I can apply for another job in the worst case scenario.
Most of us must have read the story about a crow wanting to drink from a jug of water, but the water being too low, the crow could not drink it. So it dropped some pebbles/stones in it and then the water rose so that the crow could drink it.
If a crow can be resourceful like this applying its brain (however small), so can humans. And "hackers" (why lord why! it is crackers) are resourceful and how much ever technology progresses, there will be people who will defeat the technology by sheer brainpower and kludges. So, such things are inevitable and in fact extremely necessary to spinoff the growth of new better technology.
Is anyone doing research on using human fat as fuel ?
Considering that America has a huge population that is obese, if government funded liposuction could lead to cheap fuel production, that would be like icing on the cake.
1. Don't exercise
2. Put on weight by eating a lot
3. Convert body fat to fuel by liposuction and other chemical processes
4. ????
5. Profit
my mother-in-law is also notorious for attracting viruses, adware and other nasty stuff on her PC
Dude, your mother-in-law attracts viruses.. mine attracts good quality porn. I love cleaning that up,(and secretly copying it to my machine:)
Hey, is it me, or did I just think that Zonk made a typing error and wrote JAXA instead of AJAX....!! ?? Or maybe too many AJAX stories have clouded my judgement:)
and/or Islamabad, Afghanistan
Dude, I get your point and all, but for future reference, Islamabad is in Pakistan and it is the capital of that country.
it spread by my "floppy disk"
;)
you mean "floppy dick" don't you
And chic(s) is(are) not geek(s).
yes and it will be the right time to fuck that pussy and take revenge...
I think you are speaking Engrish, I rearry think so!
Well, I would suggest learning Java and the basic concepts of OOP. Once you are comfortable, I would suggest learning C++ and doing the memory management/Garbage collection work yourself, if your intentions are for knowledge rather than just a shortcut to a fat paycheck.
so what is wrong with that snippet of C code dude ? seems to work fine...
And in case the previous incumbent got fired for banging secretary in stairwell, find out if you can bang secretary in stairwell before you get the job !
how do u know it is not a desperate geek guy masquerading as a geek girl?
Dude! It is not about racism. I think the government prevents non-Indians to work there because of the fact that earlier Indian economy was based on Socialist ideas and now it is moving towards capitalist. It will take time. Plus the population of unemployed people in India is much higher than that of USA, and unlike possible unemployment benefits which American citizens might get here, India has no such plans.
Well I was arguing with the notion that a graduate from IIT is a "yes man". But I think you misunderstood me when I said "they will bring another yes man here". What I really meant to say was that, a person being a "yes man" totally depends on the circumstances in which he is in. He could be a "yes man" because either he is just bad at his job and wants to impress managers for a better deal/promotion, or is good at his job but still needs to agree with the manager to keep his job. If he wants he can "tell off" the manager too, but it depends on the manager whether the manager likes the "telling off" or not. It is very situational and I was trying to non-generalize the point made by the parent poster Marxist Hacker.
I am sorry to hear this. I am from IIT and I am working in USA (not on H1B but with a Green Card). What you dont get is that the US Dollar is 45 Indian Rupees. If an Indian with an H1B visa works here, it is not for the life in USA, it is for the money which he gets in USA which gets converted to 45 times that of Indian money. Agreed some inflation, and standard of living has to be accounted for, but even then it is a large amount of money for that Indian on an H1B visa. And if this guy starts "telling off" his managers, he will be sent back to India, and another "yes man" will be brought in. This guy might have family that he needs to support etc. , so you cannot say that all IIT graduates are "yes men". In fact most of them are far from it. It is the circumstances that make a man a "yes man".
I on the other hand do speak my mind with my boss, because I have no fear of getting fired and being sent back to India, because I live here and since I have a green card I can apply for another job in the worst case scenario.
I envision the day when porn will be flashed on the cereal boxes and the kid's Dad goes "I want it!"
They will send him to work on Solaris.
Most of us must have read the story about a crow wanting to drink from a jug of water, but the water being too low, the crow could not drink it. So it dropped some pebbles/stones in it and then the water rose so that the crow could drink it. If a crow can be resourceful like this applying its brain (however small), so can humans. And "hackers" (why lord why! it is crackers) are resourceful and how much ever technology progresses, there will be people who will defeat the technology by sheer brainpower and kludges. So, such things are inevitable and in fact extremely necessary to spinoff the growth of new better technology.
Back to kindergarden for you!
:)
Kindergarten is the right word!! You should go back too
haha.. good job dude.. good search!!
And quoting the narrator from the documentary "March of the Penguins", the new prophet -- the Penguin -- has to walk 70 miles to have sex.
Man, now finally the guys without hands can masturbate comfortably with the bionic hand and read slashdot...
Is anyone doing research on using human fat as fuel ?
Considering that America has a huge population that is obese, if government funded liposuction could lead to cheap fuel production, that would be like icing on the cake.
1. Don't exercise
2. Put on weight by eating a lot
3. Convert body fat to fuel by liposuction and other chemical processes
4. ????
5. Profit
Richard Branson, will repeat the same feat with a hot naked woman by his side and be the first couple to go that high in a hot-air balloon.
Same goes for the Pakistani chics man. They are much hotter than the average Indian chic.
my mother-in-law is also notorious for attracting viruses, adware and other nasty stuff on her PC Dude, your mother-in-law attracts viruses.. mine attracts good quality porn. I love cleaning that up,(and secretly copying it to my machine :)
Hey, but the script kiddies will not succeed it there ain't any Microsoft Windows to r00tk1t!
Hey, is it me, or did I just think that Zonk made a typing error and wrote JAXA instead of AJAX....!! ?? :)
Or maybe too many AJAX stories have clouded my judgement