Jesus christ, if you have a brain in your skull you know that you're not going to get people to google the car's fuel efficiency. A consumption-based sticker, right on the car, that people don't have have to work to see, will actually work. Don't worry, you'll still be able to be a smug cocksucker even with the sticker there.
The fact that I never run into cones and you keep pace right up until the car that I'm going to pull in front of, and then you either stop and curse or rear-end the poor drowsy sucker because you're too busy looking at me.
"I'm not looking over their shoulder 8/5 therefore they are browsing Facebook all day" is what this all really comes from, all this other stupid shit is just avoiding saying that aloud.
I have a bunch of friends whose parents own (and therefore my friends worked on) farms. I have literally seen the enactment of that picture a thousand times. Probably far, far more than that. I've been the enactment of that picture, again, thousands of times, easily.
The only thing that's inaccurate about that picture is that the flame isn't cupped to get the cigarette lit as quickly as possible.
After all, it’s not as if I had trafficked in nuclear secrets or or stolen someone’s credit card information.
"Look guys it wasn't so bad, I was just foolin, no big deal!"
I merely tried to shield what was important to me from the fallout of the world that had been created for me.
"I'm the victim here, but I'm still a manly man, look at my sacrifice, I'm jumping on the grenade here! (as I throw everyone close at hand under the bus)"
And in the end, I failed miserably.
"Please feel sorry for me now that I've abused your trust for years and years."
It was a dumb move, born of frustration at feeling painted into a corner of my own making. I should have just walked away earlier – it’s just a blog in the end – but I lingered too long on the edge of the razor, and eventually it cut the heart out of everything I had tried to accomplish.
Wait is he trying to say that he almost got away with it, man he wishes he got away with it?
Fuck this asshole forever. As if what he's already done isn't enough, he tells his life story like anyone gives a shit. "Ohhh look how much money I made I am so awesome and knowledgable no wait feel sorry for me I'm just a man—a very manly man—protecting his family. But seriously, I'm rich and super smart, oh by the way buy my product you can trust me. I promise I won't create any more personas to review my own product and tell you how great it is."
What a wonderful way around the law. Not only do they not have to be guilty, it doesn't even have to be against the law, and since it's not against the law and there's no real lawsuit to win, who needs evidence or even suspicion? Subpoena them anyway! The bad press will ruin them!
It helps to be attorney general when starting a lawsuit for the express purpose of smearing people or companies (what's the difference again? Thanks SCOTUS!) and costing them or you might find yourself on the wrong end of charges from an angry judge.
Can you sue for attorney costs that you spent to defend yourself against something that isn't a crime? I guess you can sue for anything... just gotta spend more on attorneys.
Honestly, I have no doubt that these companies are doing this, but it seems like one hell of a loophole for any lawyer-politician making a run for higher office or re-election at the expense of the reputations of whoever happens to be convenient at the time, and if they ever turned out to be wrong I doubt we'd see a similar announcement saying, "No, hey, these are good guys! My bad!".
People who are sexually aroused by children are broken and to be honest I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck what happens to them.
Yeah, I know, the idea of punishing someone who hasn't actually hurt anyone is abhorrent to me as well, but in the case of pedophiles, I don't give a shit. If I were in a position of power, I might try harder to care about the implications, but I'm not, so I don't. Fuck him.
People with mullets are generally hicks. You can just look at someone, see a mullet, and there's a good chance they know more than the average person about NASCAR.
Similarly, people with thin little mustaches generally think of themselves as smooth operators or are pedophiles. Combine that with being fat and greasy, and it's almost always a pedophile.
People, by and large, decide how they look. Even whether to be fat or skinny is a choice and the choices people make is based on their value systems. Stereotypes exist for a reason. I'm sorry you choose to ignore your intuition, but it can be a perfectly valid source of information if you filter it through your ability to reason.
As for trials by jury of peers, you're right, we should put only certain people on juries. I'm sure they would never abuse such a position of power. And what's worse, for every person who thinks the way I do, there's a jerk on the jury who thinks the way you do, and that is intolerable.
He's previously been convicted of having child exploitative material. I don't know exactly what that means, but even if it means he's only been convicted of having cartoon kids having sex before isn't in more than just a little fucking weird that he just can't keep away from the stuff?
Somebody called in an anonymous tip. That means he made someone uncomfortable in person, and either a.) managed to freak out one of his friends or b.) is so ignorant as to what's appropriate that he showed it to the wrong person.
Look at the fucking guy, Jesus Christ.
Sure, any one of those things, no problem, but his previous conviction combined with 1, 2, and 3 are enough that without some fairly strong exonerating evidence I'd vote to convict if I were on the jury. And leaving the previous conviction out of the article summary I treat the same way as I would if his lawyer left it out of his opening statement: it's pretty fucking important, what are you an idiot to leave that out? Did you not think it would come up?
Literally nothing else in the movie bothered me... well, other than when the story was trite anyway, but that was just enough to knock me out of the movie.
Just because you can create a justification for it yourself doesn't mean they shouldn't have one in the movie. You put it in there so people don't question it, because once they do, they start wondering about how strong the magnetic field would have to be to hold those things up, and metal ships with miles of wires flying through those fields, and rainfall, and... not the movie.
That was more my point, not that there should be an actually plausible scientifically correct explanation for it. Just acknowledge the elephant in the room so we can move past it.
Oh yeah, and where the fuck did the water come from? Are there glaciers on top of these goddamn floating mountains?
I thought of the possibility that these FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS THE GODDAMN MOUNTAINS ARE FLOATING HOLY FUCK have a ton of unobtanium in them, but if that's the case why do the bad guys have such a fucking boner over the space smurf's home when they could just stick a tow-strap on the mountains that have so much of it that THEY CREATE FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS. The smurf's home doesn't float, so it obviously has a lower concentration, and from what I could tell of relative sizes, lower volume. FUUDIUYOEU GOD DAMN IT
Why in the fuck were those mountains floating? Nobody seems to give a shit, but I want to know why those goddamn mountains were floating. You can't just toss in FUCKING FLOATING MOUNTAINS with no goddamn explanation in a "science fiction" movie. Unless you're calling it straight-up fantasy, you get no FLOATING MOUNTAINS.
Floating. The fucking mountains were floating, and there was never even a hand-wavey explanation. Nothing. Just, meh, the fucking mountains float, they're legendary, who gives a shit?
Fuck you. I want to know why those goddamn mountains are FUCKING FLOATING FUUUUUUUUCK WHYYYYYYYYYY ARE THEY FLOATING?
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Jesus christ, if you have a brain in your skull you know that you're not going to get people to google the car's fuel efficiency. A consumption-based sticker, right on the car, that people don't have have to work to see, will actually work. Don't worry, you'll still be able to be a smug cocksucker even with the sticker there.
It's especially funny when you consider that according to their canon, each one of those ships is crewed by hundreds of people.
The fact that I never run into cones and you keep pace right up until the car that I'm going to pull in front of, and then you either stop and curse or rear-end the poor drowsy sucker because you're too busy looking at me.
Either way, I just keep on truckin :)
One more "looks fine to me" on the pile.
How often did people fly before airplanes?
What exactly do you mean by "new"?
"I'm not looking over their shoulder 8/5 therefore they are browsing Facebook all day" is what this all really comes from, all this other stupid shit is just avoiding saying that aloud.
Jesus God stop trying stupid shit just leave me in peace you fucks.
I have a bunch of friends whose parents own (and therefore my friends worked on) farms. I have literally seen the enactment of that picture a thousand times. Probably far, far more than that. I've been the enactment of that picture, again, thousands of times, easily.
The only thing that's inaccurate about that picture is that the flame isn't cupped to get the cigarette lit as quickly as possible.
Couldn't anyone leave anyone's blood?
Man I wish I had mod points so I could mod your awful site spam down.
Most whores will be just as happy to talk to you.
The difference is, if you decide you want to fuck, you can.
It's not simply urge to blame, it's also the human tendency to believe something and then do anything possible to not have to change your belief.
Although we've been blessed with the power of rational thought that allows us to override such urges, most people seem loathe to use it in that way.
White people lose electricity.
World ends.
After all, it’s not as if I had trafficked in nuclear secrets or or stolen someone’s credit card information.
"Look guys it wasn't so bad, I was just foolin, no big deal!"
I merely tried to shield what was important to me from the fallout of the world that had been created for me.
"I'm the victim here, but I'm still a manly man, look at my sacrifice, I'm jumping on the grenade here! (as I throw everyone close at hand under the bus)"
And in the end, I failed miserably.
"Please feel sorry for me now that I've abused your trust for years and years."
It was a dumb move, born of frustration at feeling painted into a corner of my own making. I should have just walked away earlier – it’s just a blog in the end – but I lingered too long on the edge of the razor, and eventually it cut the heart out of everything I had tried to accomplish.
Wait is he trying to say that he almost got away with it, man he wishes he got away with it?
Fuck this asshole forever. As if what he's already done isn't enough, he tells his life story like anyone gives a shit. "Ohhh look how much money I made I am so awesome and knowledgable no wait feel sorry for me I'm just a man—a very manly man—protecting his family. But seriously, I'm rich and super smart, oh by the way buy my product you can trust me. I promise I won't create any more personas to review my own product and tell you how great it is."
Well, I've never heard of anyone getting cancer from the electric chair.
What a wonderful way around the law. Not only do they not have to be guilty, it doesn't even have to be against the law, and since it's not against the law and there's no real lawsuit to win, who needs evidence or even suspicion? Subpoena them anyway! The bad press will ruin them!
It helps to be attorney general when starting a lawsuit for the express purpose of smearing people or companies (what's the difference again? Thanks SCOTUS!) and costing them or you might find yourself on the wrong end of charges from an angry judge.
Can you sue for attorney costs that you spent to defend yourself against something that isn't a crime? I guess you can sue for anything ... just gotta spend more on attorneys.
Honestly, I have no doubt that these companies are doing this, but it seems like one hell of a loophole for any lawyer-politician making a run for higher office or re-election at the expense of the reputations of whoever happens to be convenient at the time, and if they ever turned out to be wrong I doubt we'd see a similar announcement saying, "No, hey, these are good guys! My bad!".
People who are sexually aroused by children are broken and to be honest I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck what happens to them.
Yeah, I know, the idea of punishing someone who hasn't actually hurt anyone is abhorrent to me as well, but in the case of pedophiles, I don't give a shit. If I were in a position of power, I might try harder to care about the implications, but I'm not, so I don't. Fuck him.
People with mullets are generally hicks. You can just look at someone, see a mullet, and there's a good chance they know more than the average person about NASCAR.
Similarly, people with thin little mustaches generally think of themselves as smooth operators or are pedophiles. Combine that with being fat and greasy, and it's almost always a pedophile.
People, by and large, decide how they look. Even whether to be fat or skinny is a choice and the choices people make is based on their value systems. Stereotypes exist for a reason. I'm sorry you choose to ignore your intuition, but it can be a perfectly valid source of information if you filter it through your ability to reason.
As for trials by jury of peers, you're right, we should put only certain people on juries. I'm sure they would never abuse such a position of power. And what's worse, for every person who thinks the way I do, there's a jerk on the jury who thinks the way you do, and that is intolerable.
Not really.
Sure, any one of those things, no problem, but his previous conviction combined with 1, 2, and 3 are enough that without some fairly strong exonerating evidence I'd vote to convict if I were on the jury. And leaving the previous conviction out of the article summary I treat the same way as I would if his lawyer left it out of his opening statement: it's pretty fucking important, what are you an idiot to leave that out? Did you not think it would come up?
What? Why?
No, it was for comedic effect. If you didn't get that, maybe it's revealing something about you.
Literally nothing else in the movie bothered me ... well, other than when the story was trite anyway, but that was just enough to knock me out of the movie.
Just because you can create a justification for it yourself doesn't mean they shouldn't have one in the movie. You put it in there so people don't question it, because once they do, they start wondering about how strong the magnetic field would have to be to hold those things up, and metal ships with miles of wires flying through those fields, and rainfall, and ... not the movie.
That was more my point, not that there should be an actually plausible scientifically correct explanation for it. Just acknowledge the elephant in the room so we can move past it.
Oh yeah, and where the fuck did the water come from? Are there glaciers on top of these goddamn floating mountains?
I thought of the possibility that these FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS THE GODDAMN MOUNTAINS ARE FLOATING HOLY FUCK have a ton of unobtanium in them, but if that's the case why do the bad guys have such a fucking boner over the space smurf's home when they could just stick a tow-strap on the mountains that have so much of it that THEY CREATE FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS. The smurf's home doesn't float, so it obviously has a lower concentration, and from what I could tell of relative sizes, lower volume. FUUDIUYOEU GOD DAMN IT
Why in the fuck were those mountains floating? Nobody seems to give a shit, but I want to know why those goddamn mountains were floating. You can't just toss in FUCKING FLOATING MOUNTAINS with no goddamn explanation in a "science fiction" movie. Unless you're calling it straight-up fantasy, you get no FLOATING MOUNTAINS.
Floating. The fucking mountains were floating, and there was never even a hand-wavey explanation. Nothing. Just, meh, the fucking mountains float, they're legendary, who gives a shit?
Fuck you. I want to know why those goddamn mountains are FUCKING FLOATING FUUUUUUUUCK WHYYYYYYYYYY ARE THEY FLOATING?