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Man in Court Over Simpsons Porn

Ever get the urge to look at pornographic drawings of famous cartoon children? Neither do I, but 28-year-old Kurt James Milner did, and that's what got him registered as a sex offender. Police received a tip about the pornographic material and eventually found images featuring child characters from The Simpsons and The Powerpuff Girls on Milner's computer. Back in 2008, a Supreme Court judge in Australia ruled that cartoons in which child characters engage in sexual acts is child pornography. Milner said he downloaded the images to show them to his friend 'because he believed they were funny.' Guess it's not so funny now.

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  1. First Pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    All your hentai are belong to us.

    1. Re:First Pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      BART GET OUT I AM PISS

    2. Re:First Pr0n by Dishevel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously the Mod who nailed parent as Offtopic is an idiot.

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  2. Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ridiculous.

    1. Re:Insanity. by krou · · Score: 4, Funny

      At this point I'm picturing Nelson Muntz popping up in the courtroom, shouting HAH-Ha! at the judge, and then running off. (And just to be clear, it's not a naked Nelson Muntz).

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    2. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ridiculous.

      Thought crime -- pure and simple.

    3. Re:Insanity. by quenda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ridiculous.

      Thought crime -- pure and simple.

      You could say the same about any pornography, unless they paid for it, or otherwise encouraged its production.
      Do you legalise the possession of all child, violent and bestiality porn? Denmark did that for some years.
      It's a tough question as to where to draw the line.

      A guy has just gone to court in Australia, after being caught with lots of photos of naked boy toddlers in his camera, taken discreetly (he thought) in parks or beaches or some such.
      His excuse is that he was obsessed with circumcision and wanted to show his wife that most boys were uncircumcised.
      Good luck with that one in court!
      Now if I caught that guy photographing my kid, I'd be pretty freaked out and maybe even do something that would land me in court.
      But really, he's probably just a sad git, and low on the list of people we should really worry about. (drunk drivers, thieves...)
      Its going to cost a pile of our taxes to prosecute and possibly punish this guy for his [alleged] crimes. I'm not sure what will be achieved.

    4. Re:Insanity. by the3stars · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd rather have a percentage of the 'pedophilicly inclined' spending their time acquiring pictures of nude cartoon characters than pictures of children. Further, in relation to the article, the way to get rid of undesirable elements of our ever changing society is not to punish the 'customer' but the 'distributor'. File sharing makes the line between the two difficult to see, but rather than putting people behind bars for the crime of clicking, why not focus more on removing the source? Under the current laws in many western nations, glancing at a computer screen displaying questionable photos of children is dangerously close to breaking the law. But there is a mile wide gap between the person who clicks a link and the person who subjects their own child to such inhumane treatment. I would suspect that the average person in a western nation sees hundreds if not thousands of simulated murders on television and in the movies, and murder is arguably a more heinous crime than active sexual deviancy targeting children. Cartoons are just as unreal as movies.

    5. Re:Insanity. by quenda · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh , and I must point out how brilliant the Queensland police are:

      but a year later police forensic experts recovered 64 images of cartoon child exploitation material in the machine’s recycle bin.

      12 months of crypto analysis before somebody looked in the recycle bin?

    6. Re:Insanity. by Zemran · · Score: 1

      What will they make of 'Team America'?

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    7. Re:Insanity. by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not about to even TRY to defend that circumcision bloke. That prick deserves whatever he gets.

      Now I want you all to think about dwarf-ish people. The 40 something year old people who look like kids. Got that image in your head? Right, now pretend you're in front of a court facing child porn charges, and have a moment to think about how old Bart Simpson "actually" is (hint, the show has been running for over 20 years). The powerpuff girls are a bit younger than that, but if you combine their actual age with the postulated age on the show... so is sleeping with someone who just happens to look *that young* now a crime?

      And now I can't believe I just actually wrote that.

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    8. Re:Insanity. by hanabal · · Score: 2, Funny

      how about this. Assume Benjamin button is real, now sleep with him when he's 12 years old. on other words he looks 80 something. Is it illegal? how about when he actually is 80 or so (looks 15) is it illegal?

    9. Re:Insanity. by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh , and I must point out how brilliant the Queensland police are:

      but a year later police forensic experts recovered 64 images of cartoon child exploitation material in the machine’s recycle bin.

      The fool ! He should have known that cartoon characters don't recycle ! You have to use *the Dip* !

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    10. Re:Insanity. by obarthelemy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yep, someone collecting pictures of my child while he happens to be naked is sick. no harm done top the child though.

      Nowhere near as someone who unclothes my child. Or worse.

      Take away the age factor. Not all watchers of fringe porn (whatever your definition of fringe is: gang bang, rape...) actually want to act the films out. Same as not all watchers of car chases want to launch into a car chase, etc, etc ....

      I understand criminalizing the possession of child porn to kill the market for it, thus the demand for "actors".

      I don't understand censoring virtual stuff. Or, someone needs to explain to me why murder, torture, American Idol are OK on TV any pretty much any hour, but not sex.

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    11. Re:Insanity. by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally I don't like any law that creates a situation where you can become a criminal while in a locked room with nothing more than a pen and some blank sheets of paper.

      Want to draw up your plans for bringing down the government?
      no problem, it's not conspiracy until another person is involved.

      Want to write about raping and maiming everyone around you?
      Again, you don't break the law until other people are involved.

      But god help you if you draw 2 stick figures and put an arrow pointing to one with a little side note reading "Age 15"
      For that you are a criminal at least as bad as people who gang rape children.

    12. Re:Insanity. by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Windows clears it out long before then.

    13. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course the actor who plays Bart Simpson (and would pick up awards etc.) is a middle aged woman.

    14. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, that's the real problem. Nudity without eroticisim should not be pornography (or shameful, but that's another rant). The problem should be someone photographing you or your child without consent. Of course, actual child molestation is seperate and should be punished severely.

      In this case there wasn't even a victim at all, except 20th Century Fox or whoever owns the Simpsons IP. The entire case is incredibly stupid, and probably would have been dismissed if it wasn't for his prior conviction.

    15. Re:Insanity. by HisMother · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm not about to even TRY to defend that circumcision bloke. That prick deserves whatever he gets.

      Bada-BOOM!

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    16. Re:Insanity. by vodevil · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aren't the simpsons kids over 20 years old now?

    17. Re:Insanity. by malkavian · · Score: 1

      Personally, I believe someone photographing a kid naked is not always a problem It's been going on for as long as cameras have been around. This is what people don't understand. Naked does not always equal erotic and pornographic.
      Again, it's open to context as to people taking photos of your kid without your permission. If that happens, then you start following the path of "everything is denied unless explicitly granted", and nobody is free; there's a world of difference between someone taking a quick photo of your kid without permission, and someone stalking you or your kid and taking repeated photos over a period of time.
      The issue I have with the whole legal system is it says "There is no context. Do not think for yourself, because we don't trust you to think. We know better. Trust the system. The system is your friend. Do not think. Trust us, not your neighbours and peers.".
      Law works to become a system of Justice if there is context. Without context, there cannot be Justice. If there is no justice, there is only blind oppression.
      I also think this whole "think of the children" and no photographs, and campaign against "rude imagery" thing is just a puritannical cycle. In another 50-100 years, people will look back on it and say "How bloody stupid. Worse than the victorians! How were people supposed to grow up in that environment without developing major hangups?".

    18. Re:Insanity. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The powerpuff girls are a bit younger than that

      You gotta admit, though, Blossom's got it going on. She's actually quite mature for her age.

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    19. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a pedophile for being interested in this article.

      You are now on the list.

    20. Re:Insanity. by Zemran · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How will you feel when you get arrested for possession of photos of your own children playing in the paddling pool without enough clothes on to cover the dignity that they do not yet have. The whole situation is stupid. My mother has photos of me when I was a child playing almost naked, aged 3. Will my mother get arrested?

      We have entered an age where we are too frightened to smile at a child in case someone thinks we are perverts. It is stupid and although I accept that we need to address the problems and protect the child, this current behaviour is harming the children as they cannot play like children and enjoy their childhood in the way they should.

      In Britain it is hard to get male teachers to work with young children because of the fear of being prosecuted for touching them when they climb all over you. The children need good male role models but any man that has worked with children knows that the stupidity has made this too dangerous.

      Many years ago I grabbed a female student (aged 14) who had climbed out onto an upstairs window ledge and dragged her back into the room. There were witnesses, so the end result was OK but there had to be an inquiry because I had touched her by grabbing her around the waist. If I had let her jump I would have probably got 6 months sick leave and counseling. I realised then that we are no longer protecting the children but we have entered the realm of witch hunt.

      This guy just got burnt as a witch.

      The real threat is that the real perverts will get lost amongst the stupid witch hunt.

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    21. Re:Insanity. by McGiraf · · Score: 4, Funny

      You wrote "naked boy toddlers", please report yourself to the nearest police station.

      Thanks.

    22. Re:Insanity. by elocinanna · · Score: 1

      All legitimate porn sites have that thing at the bottom saying something to the effect of "All models were 18/21 at the time of production in accordance with..."

      So how about if I were to draw a picture of a Jenna Jameson, but when she was a child. She'd still be over 18 at the time of production, so it seems like it'd be exempt from whatever law they're trying this guy for.

      But as you said, the Simpsons has been running for 20 years, so I'm guessing the issue is that these characters don't have a real age. Do you treat Bart Simpson as 30, 10 or something else. The judge decided to err on the side of caution, which of course means that a man is being needlessly punished.

    23. Re:Insanity. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ridiculous.

      That's for sure. Who wants to see cartoon characters having sex, anyway?

      Now excuse me, I've got to go back to playing Dragon Age:Origins. I think Morrigan is almost ready to give it up.

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    24. Re:Insanity. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Want more insanity ? This just in : Australia bans small boobs in porn because they make actress look like minors.

      "Shall we put such hysteria aside and look at what this ruling is saying to Australian women? Basically, it's classing a certain normal female body type as obscene. It's declaring all flat chests to be automatically juvenile, something that should not be viewed by anyone because of a fear that it will stir up "base instincts" in certain people."

      "Can the Classification Board be any more insulting or sexist?"

      I suggest that from now :
      - Flat chested women stop having sex, this is obscene, they are like, you know, children, that's unhealthy
      - People having sex with flat women should be charged as pedophiles.
      - Pubic shaving should be forbidden. It makes the body look juvenile.
      - Men should have mandatory beard, otherwise they look too similar to children
      - Men without beard should be barred from doing porn.

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    25. Re:Insanity. by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure my mum has baby photos of me. That's not porn, and the only 'harm' I've had was when they got shown to my girlfriend.
      So what if someone finds them erotic though? I mean, really? The crime is in harming a child that because of age is not able to meaningfully consent to sexual activity
      Underage sex doesn't necessarily cause harm - but we set an age threshold because the only person who is able to consent to sexual activity is the child themselves, and we acknowledge that not being an adult means we cannot be sure that they know and understand the implications of doing so - much like other areas in life, such as drinking or getting a drivers license, or smoking.
      When we do the 'lets think of the children' then ... great, but lets be sure that's actually who we're thinking of - no child was harmed in the making of this cartoon porn. That makes it a witch hunt, and one that diverts attention to the real problem.

    26. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I just wanted to add that I somehow developed many of those hangups years ago. Many of them as I got older impaired my career choices as well as possibly successful business opportunities because I thought whether or not it was illegal at that point it could put me at unnecessary civil or criminal risk in the future. The irony of all that? Yes it could have, and yes I watched it happen to others as the years have gone by, but ironically enough, the largest and most successful businesses to come out of the last 15 years have done so at least in part by flaunting those legal threats, some like Napster got taken down and proven illegal, others like google and facebook and myspace, despite collating, retaining, and in some cases selling personal info managed to make it into multi-million or multi-billion dollar industries and then sell themselves out to the people most likely to abuse them.

      Moral of the story? It's only illegal or immoral if you get caught, don't have the leverage to get a pass, or are freakish enough that mainstream society will side against you.

      I used to believe the propoganda that this all wasn't true and we are a progressive and advancing society, but the more time that passes the more it seems like the opposite is true. I'm wondering if the current level of freedom we have is actually evolutionary or if it's a sort of transition period between the disparate classes that were around before the rise of mass media, and the same class system controlled through overwhelmingly advanced technology and a nanny state mentality.

      People always talk about saving the kids, or helping other people, but they only seem to work in a reactive manner, going after people for having objectionable content. Where is work to dispel the negative view of mental health issues? Where is the easy to access mental health services for people who need it? Where is the rehabilitation to try and head off such activities before the damage is already done? It's unnecessary when the goal has nothing to do with 'saving the children' or 'taking a horrible predator' off the street. Just like trying children as adults for taking lewd pictures of themselves to send to their boyfriend or girlfriend. Or making graduates into sex offenders for streaking at their high school or college graduations (even though that has been a tradition, however frowned upon since time immemorial... How many movies did many of us watch as kids with some crazy character running through the halls of their school either in their underwear or with a big black censor mark covering out their unmentionables?)

      The parent's comment about context is really true. While the law needs to be applied fairly to all regardless of socioeconomic status, status in the community, etc, it also needs to take into consideration the context in which the actions were taken. Was this a one time event? A stupid prank? Was the motivation intended to provide harm to others?

      It seems like in a lot of ways the criminals are still able to get out of enough of their messes to keep doing bad things, but the good people oftentimes get made the example of on their first offense. What has justice done for YOU lately?

    27. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nudity without eroticisim should not be pornography.

      Well, a lot of pornography is not erotic at all and a lot of erotic nudity is far from pornographic. Then again maybe that's my opinion because I'm from Europe and not from the US.

    28. Re:Insanity. by Radovici · · Score: 1

      Ridiculous.

      Somewhat ridiculous if this hadn't been his second "child exploitation" offense.

    29. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      regular /.er in that pic?

      Maybe we should put a veil on him and send him to France...

    30. Re:Insanity. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      1. He's previously been convicted of having child exploitative material. I don't know exactly what that means, but even if it means he's only been convicted of having cartoon kids having sex before isn't in more than just a little fucking weird that he just can't keep away from the stuff?
      2. Somebody called in an anonymous tip. That means he made someone uncomfortable in person, and either a.) managed to freak out one of his friends or b.) is so ignorant as to what's appropriate that he showed it to the wrong person.
      3. Look at the fucking guy, Jesus Christ.

      Sure, any one of those things, no problem, but his previous conviction combined with 1, 2, and 3 are enough that without some fairly strong exonerating evidence I'd vote to convict if I were on the jury. And leaving the previous conviction out of the article summary I treat the same way as I would if his lawyer left it out of his opening statement: it's pretty fucking important, what are you an idiot to leave that out? Did you not think it would come up?

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    31. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree completely. Asking a pedophile to avoid child porn is like asking a typical man to avoid adult porn: the sexual urges are no doubt similar. With cartoons and computer simulation, a pedophile could find relief without any children being harmed in the process (as long as the images remain discreet). I fear that this prohibition on simulated child pornography is only driving some pedophiles into desperation, where they might do something stupid.

      It does depend on one's theory of pornography and sex, however: does porn relieve sexual urges or heighten them? If the former, then simulated child porn is good; if the latter, it's dangerous. Unfortunately, it might be both, depending on the person: whether they have obsessive or addictive tendencies, for instance. It's a difficult issue, something that the various national governments do not seem to recognize. They have to start from the fact that pedophilia is inborn, just like all other sexual desires and fetishes (who chooses to be a pedophile, or to be sexually attracted to shoes?). While the act of exploiting or sexually abusing children is a vile one which needs to be punished, I suspect that for every pedophile who is caught doing something evil like this, there are many others who suffer in silence, and those people need our help and sympathy, not expressions of horror.

      (I've never posted AC before but it occurs to me that someone might read this and guess that I am a pedophile. I am not, but the label of pedophile is so toxic that I don't want it tarnishing my identity here. Ironic perhaps, sad and spineless, but there it is.)

    32. Re:Insanity. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Informative

      This reminds me of a recent story about a man on a British Airways flight who was asked to move seats. The reason? He was in the aisle seat and his pregnant wife was in the window seat. Between them was a child they weren't related to. British Airways policy assumes that all men are sexual predators, apparently, and thus men can't be seated next to children they aren't related to. No such problem with women. I guess all women are caring motherly types while all men are sex-starved perverts.

      Anyway, he objected to moving and was yelled at and threatened by the flight attendant. Eventually, he moved, but he's now suing the airline.

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    33. Re:Insanity. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      It's a tough question as to where to draw the line.

      If it's consensual, it should be legal. If not, then maybe, maybe not, but the thought crime issues don't really apply.

      And when we're talking about cartoons there should be no question of legality. The is no "tough question" here. Any difficult edge cases, such as those you describe, do not at all apply to this kind of law.

      Here in the UK, not only have these kind of images recently been criminalised, but the age is set at 18 - so even a cartoon of a perfectly legal act is illegal to possess! (Age of consent is 16, here.)

    34. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suuure... tell that to the Zodiac killer. And the Unabomber. And basically any fool who writes a note to a bank teller preceeding a stick-up.

    35. Re:Insanity. by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Informative

      Me too. But apparently there is only a size limit on the recycle bin, not an age limit. When you hit the size limit it will delete older stuff to make room.

      If you delete something, then never delete anything further, the file will stay in the recycle bin forever (unless you manually dump it of course).

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    36. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly, protectionism never worked. just draw a considerate line (no alcohol and driving) and be done with it. punish the one which causes actual harm to the society, that's the only thing that have been proven working (for the society, it doesn't actually reduce criminal rates, but it will reduce crime rates, eg there will be the same number of criminals but less crime.

    37. Re:Insanity. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I know you think you're clever, but:
      * it's not cryptoanalysis, it's forensic analysis
      * he probably spent the hour and a half actually deleting the images and sabotaging the computer
      * the gross majority of that 12 months was assuredly spent with the evidence sitting in a forensic examiner's "to do" pile -- backlogs are 3-12 months, depending on where you are, and evidence processing time is usually 1-2 weeks

    38. Re:Insanity. by bjk002 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I realize our tendency is to laugh off such stuff...

      But really... if we are willing to allow people to be arrested and thrown in jail for possession of cartoons, how far away is it that the act of just writing a comment could get someone in trouble?

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    39. Re:Insanity. by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      The show aired at 1989, so one of those kids has got to be at least 21 by now.

    40. Re:Insanity. by dstech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "3. Look at the fucking guy, Jesus Christ.

      Sure, any one of those things, no problem, but his previous conviction combined with 1, 2, and 3 are enough that without some fairly strong exonerating evidence I'd vote to convict if I were on the jury."

      This is why trials by a "jury of one's peers" is so utterly flawed. Anyone who would use "Just look at him!" as a factor in deciding a conviction should not be serving on a jury.

    41. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about obscenity? Surely these images were obscene under Australian standards? Why shouldn't possession of obscene images qualify as a crime?

    42. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting, I pictured Nelson going "Hah-", his clothes suddenly disappearing, then going "huh?"

    43. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wrote "naked boy toddlers", please report yourself to the nearest police station.

      Thanks.

      (ad infinitum...)

    44. Re:Insanity. by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      *starts a slow clap*

    45. Re:Insanity. by djdevon3 · · Score: 1

      OK I'm impressed by that one. GJ.

    46. Re:Insanity. by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Interesting question though. If looking at an image that _appears_ to be of someone underage is pornographic, then surely if your girlfriend looks a little young, and happens to like dressing up in lingerie, are you then faced with it being legal to have sex, but illegal to do so with the light on?

    47. Re:Insanity. by Alinabi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do you list torture and American Idol as distinct categories?

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    48. Re:Insanity. by Domini · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you hit the nail on the head. I'm flabbergasted by people in the US's views one subjects like sex and alcohol.

      Hence all the teen drinking movies... just weird.

    49. Re:Insanity. by julesh · · Score: 1

      I suggest that from now :
      - Flat chested women stop having sex, this is obscene, they are like, you know, children, that's unhealthy
      - People having sex with flat women should be charged as pedophiles.
      - Pubic shaving should be forbidden. It makes the body look juvenile.
      - Men should have mandatory beard, otherwise they look too similar to children
      - Men without beard should be barred from doing porn.

      Admit it, you're astroturfing on behalf of Color Climax, aren't you?

    50. Re:Insanity. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually I'm opening a porn studio in Kabul. I could get girls to undress but still no men to shave. If these directives pass I could have an opening in Australia...

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    51. Re:Insanity. by reygahnci · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the guy could argue using simple maths: Lisa/Bart/Maggy/et al were at least 1 year old on the first show. He could suggest that the images were created in 2009, 21 years after the first airing. Therefore, though the characters may LOOK like they are young, they are technically of legal age.

    52. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wrote "naked boy toddlers," too. So, yea, you first. Freakin' pervert! I hope they throw the book at you!

    53. Re:Insanity. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I think the target of the HAH-ha! is more likely the guy going to jail.

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    54. Re:Insanity. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Careful, she's a Shapeshifter. Don't be "tappin' dat" when she turns into a bear.

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    55. Re:Insanity. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Also, what about all the copies of the Simpsons Movie, where Bart was out in the open in the skateboard scene? Somehow, I doubt Fox is going to get prosecuted for that.

    56. Re:Insanity. by Krahar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The real threat is that the real perverts will get lost amongst the stupid witch hunt.

      That is absolutely not the real threat, and if you really mean that you are one of those people causing the real problem! People are born with their sexual orientation, and that can include being attracted to very young children. These people may be perverts, sure, but there is nothing morally dubious about them as long as they do not act on their urges. Which is actually tremendously sad for them, if you think about it - they cannot have a fulfilling sexual life. The situation we have now is morally equivalent to the imprisonment of gays in times past, except I do have the impression that the public outrage today is much worse for people who did not engage in any actual sexual activity with another person. The real threat is that the real child molesters will get lost amongst the cruel witch hunt of perverts and even non-perverts. Now if that's what you meant with what you wrote, then fine.

    57. Re:Insanity. by Blue+Stone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "cartoon child exploitation"

      How exactly do you exploit a cartoon child?

      If I draw a cartoon child being shot, is this now 'cartoon child murder'?

      These lawmakers have allowed their pedo-hysteria to warp their sanity.

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    58. Re:Insanity. by computational+super · · Score: 1
      That prick deserves whatever he gets.

      Really? "Whatever he gets"? What if what he gets is chemical castration (I know they don't do that in Australia, but you did say he deserves "whatever he gets")? What if it's death? "What he gets" is going to be pretty severe, if it's handed out by the criminal justice system (and will probably involve, ironically, some nonconsensual homosexuality). I think there's a middle ground between "defending" somebody and saying, "wow, that may be a little harsh, all things considered".

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    59. Re:Insanity. by mikael · · Score: 3, Informative

      Even passengers who have been pre-allocated a seat on an airplane are asked to move when they find themselves sitting next to a strangers child.

      Businessman sues BA 'for treating men like perverts'

      If it such a big issue with the airline, they should update their booking system to make sure children are sitting next to a guardian or parent and not a stranger.

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    60. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh grow up. Is not the image or the trough that counts is the actions. So if was real children you said is a problem, but because they are just cartons is OK: They depict children what is the difference?

    61. Re:Insanity. by computational+super · · Score: 4, Funny
      My mother has photos of me when I was a child playing almost naked, aged 3. Will my mother get arrested?

      Well, she will now, big mouth.

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    62. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    63. Re:Insanity. by computational+super · · Score: 1
      So what if someone finds them erotic though?

      I was watching a re-run of "Law and Order: SVU" a couple of nights ago, and there was a snippet of dialog:

      Goodguy(girl) cop: "You were hiding his kiddie porn!"

      Evil child-molester-abetting wife: "It's not kiddie porn! It's just clippings from fashion magazines!"

      Good cop, protecting the children: "It is to a pedophile! Intent is what matters!"

      I'm not fucking kidding... sometimes I feel like I've stepped into bizzaro world.

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    64. Re:Insanity. by computational+super · · Score: 1
      Sure, any one of those things, no problem, but his previous conviction combined with 1, 2, and 3 are enough

      So, you're saying that, although he hasn't actually done anything wrong or hurt anybody yet, it's clear that he's going to, so he should be locked up pre-emptively before he gets a chance to go through with it? You're right, he does seem to be clearly guilty of pre-crime.

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    65. Re:Insanity. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      People with mullets are generally hicks. You can just look at someone, see a mullet, and there's a good chance they know more than the average person about NASCAR.

      Similarly, people with thin little mustaches generally think of themselves as smooth operators or are pedophiles. Combine that with being fat and greasy, and it's almost always a pedophile.

      People, by and large, decide how they look. Even whether to be fat or skinny is a choice and the choices people make is based on their value systems. Stereotypes exist for a reason. I'm sorry you choose to ignore your intuition, but it can be a perfectly valid source of information if you filter it through your ability to reason.

      As for trials by jury of peers, you're right, we should put only certain people on juries. I'm sure they would never abuse such a position of power. And what's worse, for every person who thinks the way I do, there's a jerk on the jury who thinks the way you do, and that is intolerable.

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    66. Re:Insanity. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      People who are sexually aroused by children are broken and to be honest I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck what happens to them.

      Yeah, I know, the idea of punishing someone who hasn't actually hurt anyone is abhorrent to me as well, but in the case of pedophiles, I don't give a shit. If I were in a position of power, I might try harder to care about the implications, but I'm not, so I don't. Fuck him.

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    67. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But god help you if you draw 2 stick figures and put an arrow pointing to one with a little side note reading "Age 15" For that you are a criminal at least as bad as people who gang rape children.

      Actually, you don't have to write the age down. You just have to imagine* they're underage (and the keyword is imaginary because they are cartoon characters). At that point, what you've done is illegal. It's a combination of a drawing plus thought crime.

    68. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people with thin little mustaches ... are pedophiles.

      ... the idea of punishing someone who hasn't actually hurt anyone is abhorrent to me as well, but in the case of pedophiles, I don't give a shit.

      So you're totally OK with locking up everybody who has a thin little mustache(sic), for no reason other than they have a thin little mustache.

      M'kay ...

    69. Re:Insanity. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      You wrote "naked boy toddlers", please report yourself to the nearest police station.

      Thanks.

      (ad infinitum...)

      And since the original post is at +5, almost everyone on Slashdot has therefore looked at "naked boy toddlers". So come on everyone! We're taking a field trip to the police station!

    70. Re:Insanity. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      That is because all that needs be made is an accusation of impropriety. I will not have a female aide. Period.

      The sad thing is, any girl geeky enough to want to be my aide now loses out because I'm over protective of my reputation.

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    71. Re:Insanity. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "The entire case is incredibly stupid, and probably would have been dismissed if it wasn't for his prior conviction."

      I don't know how the law works where you live but in Australia your prior convictions are not heard by the court until a guilty verdict is handed down. The fact that someone else with no prior convictions fought a simpsons porn case all the way throgh the appeals process and lost means that this guy's lawyer probably advised him to plead guilty.

      The fact that such cases are even brought to court makes me embarrased to be an Aussie, the fact that the story was printed on Australia day doubly so.

      The more I hear about the twisted definitions of "sex offender" the more credence I give to the theory that some judges/prosecuters/lawmaker's are in fact rock spiders who are deliberately trying to conflate thier ugly secrets with harmless activities such as streaking and pissing on a tree. IIRC a politician in the US who was instrumental in introducing the US sex offender list was himself caught sending sexually explicit messages to young boys on work experience.

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    72. Re:Insanity. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      So did you.

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    73. Re:Insanity. by Flordy · · Score: 1

      No it's fucking not! Animated anything is not real, not harmful in any way to any one. I may think you're a retarded twisted psychopath freak, but until you actually commit a crime, there's not much I can, and probably nothing I should, do about it.

    74. Re:Insanity. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you exploit a cartoon child?

      Exactly. Now, with Simpsons porn you have the possibility of copyright violations, but the whole point behind making child pornography illegal is the same as making ivory illegal - by outlawing the trade of items that result from an illegal act you depress the market.

      By outlawing the sale of ivory*, you prevent the slaughter of elephants to collect it. Theoretically, at least.

      By outlawing child porn, you prevent the exploitation of children to create it. There are arguements that by preventing people from viewing child porn, especially those that get their jollies off on it, you make them less likely to molest children, but I don't fully buy into that. The other arguement is that a dude with child porn is more likely to molest children, so better to lock them away before they do anything serious. I don't particularly like that line of reasoning either - as a male I'm equiped with everything needed to rape a woman, should I be locked up?

      These lawmakers have allowed their pedo-hysteria to warp their sanity.

      The good old 'It's for the CHILDREN!!!!' hysteria. I wouldn't be surprised if the sex offender registries have resulted in more murders than prevented molestations.

      *except documented legacy items.

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    75. Re:Insanity. by lgw · · Score: 1

      The majority of pedophiles do not molest children. The majority of people who molest children are not pedophiles. Sure, there's some correlation there, but it's weak.

      I think it's just that "pedophiles" are the last group of people we're "allowed" to hate as a group. Humans seem to enjoy having witch hunts, and these are today's witches. Even if you don't give a shit at all for the pedos, that's not the sad part - the sad part is the evidence of how much we like to identify some group, any group, as "the hated", and then persecute them for entertainment.

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    76. Re:Insanity. by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem should be someone photographing you or your child without consent.

      Consent is not needed if the pictures aren't used commercially and you or your child are out in public. My problem is that apparently some people think its ok to let their kids run around naked in public to begin with.

    77. Re:Insanity. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I'd be careful; if you're hiring said aide as part of a business, you may be violating gender discrimination laws.

    78. Re:Insanity. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Now I want you all to think about dwarf-ish people. The 40 something year old people who look like kids.

      Yep, by this logic, it should be illegal for a woman to have sex with Gary Coleman.

    79. Re:Insanity. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

    80. Re:Insanity. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It's the same distinction as "murder" and "genocide", or "explosives" and "nuclear missiles".

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    81. Re:Insanity. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      You missed this ...

      "Sure, any one of those things, no problem"

      And you've done exactly what this guy clearly excused. ONE of those items is NOT enough.

      I'd rather have them on a jury than you. You can't even read.

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    82. Re:Insanity. by 5pp000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But god help you if you draw 2 stick figures and put an arrow pointing to one with a little side note reading "Age 15". For that you are a criminal at least as bad as people who gang rape children.

      Very very very well said. We are perilously close to decreeing a thoughtcrime.

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    83. Re:Insanity. by alexo · · Score: 1

      You can take society out of the middle ages
      but you cannot take the middle ages out of society.

    84. Re:Insanity. by masonc · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously trying to tell me that if the Simpson's animators draw Lisa getting out of the bath naked, they will go to jail? For a line drawing of an imaginary figure? How specific is the law that they can determine when the animation became pornographic?

      I'm sure i have seen episodes where you see Bart naked - I guess anyone who watched that eposide goes to jail, all 20M people? That would be a big jail.

      So it's not the creator of the content they jail, it is the person who looks at it? OMG, how stupid. If I am watching a cable channel and there is a poster on the wall of the scene showing a naked child, I have to turn myself in at the local constabulary, and report anyone else in the room that might have seen the program? How far can this be taken?

      Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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    85. Re:Insanity. by masonc · · Score: 1

      "Although these offences involve cartoon characters it is nonetheless serious"
      Emm...really? Did they get an interview with the victim? The family of the victim?
      Can the victim testify?
      How would he confront his accuser...the mind boggles.

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    86. Re:Insanity. by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      "Supreme Court judge in Australia ruled that cartoons in which child characters engage in sexual acts is child pornography"

      Legislating from the bench at its finest.

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    87. Re:Insanity. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "You could say the same about any pornography..."

      No you can't.

      "Do you legalise the possession of all child, violent and bestiality porn?"

      That suggests that those are somehow inherently illegal and that something must be done to make them legal. The question is irrelevant as cartoons aren't those things.

      "It's a tough question as to where to draw the line."

      Not really, it's just that governments don't have the balls or the inclination to do the right thing; they has no problem victimizing a few that are on the fringes of society. It's not hard to imagine that the line should be drawn nowhere close to an activity where there is no victim whatsoever.

      The entire justification for making such material illegal is to protect victims. Extending the scope of such bans

    88. Re:Insanity. by Gerafix · · Score: 1

      How can you warp that of which you never had?

    89. Re:Insanity. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the 70's porn industry.

    90. Re:Insanity. by SirWinston · · Score: 1

      > Yep, by this logic, it should be illegal for a
      > woman to have sex with Gary Coleman.

      Yup, I'd support that law. If I can't have sex with Gary Coleman, NO ONE CAN, bwahahahahahah!

      'Cause it takes--
      Diff'rent Strokes,
      Yes it takes--
      Diff'rent Strokes...

      But seriously, adult film star Melissa-Ashley has had to testify at least SIX times that she's an adult, thanks to overzealous child porn prosecutions. Don't we have better things to do than police so-called morality? Catch real child molesters, not casual porn fanciers.

      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/ireland/article527674.ece

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    91. Re:Insanity. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      "cartoon child exploitation"

      The legal term is depiction, a video of a flesh and blood child is not a real child in these terms, it's a depiction. This makes no distinction between a video or cartoon.

      If I draw a cartoon child being shot, is this now 'cartoon child murder'?

      That is a different law, graphic violence is covered under our M15+ rating, non graphic violence (picture Bambi's mum being shot) can fall under G (General, no age restrictions). If you depict violence regardless of it being live action or cartoon it will be classified accordingly.

      Using your logic we can only assume that it's OK to sell hentai to 5 yr olds because it's not "real" porn. As much as I endorse a sexual education from young ages (like drugs, either teach kids about it or they will learn from someone else) pornography is not the way to go about it.

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    92. Re:Insanity. by conureman · · Score: 1

      "People who are sexually aroused by children are broken"
      You know what? The Idea of sex with children, not counting the actual criminal rape aspects, but I mean the arousal thing, doesn't disgust me any more than the idea of sex with another guy. Are my gay friends broken? Is my disgustometer miscalibrated? I have never perceived anything like that, YMMV. AFAICT the people in positions of power share your attitude, so you can casually disavow any responsibility for the persecution of these "broken people". I myself support some moderation on this issue. AFAIK no one has alleged that this unfortunate man ever personally acted on whatever impulses he might be feeling. Isn't the deviant urge punishment enough? As far as I'm concerned your opinions are as well thought out as the Underwear Bomber's, and probably not quite as well substantiated by facts. I could be wrong about that; It's only an OPINION, based on your post, which may or may not reflect your true humanity. In a democracy, average people's opinions are the basis of the Law. Silly me, I'm in favor of fact-based Justice.
      The idea of punishing someone who hasn't actually hurt anyone is, in actual fact, abhorrent to me.

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    93. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would agree with the last three.

    94. Re:Insanity. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I'm for banning flat chests, I like the titties. It should be a law that all women of sexual maturity have tits at least big enough to fill my mouth or hand.

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    95. Re:Insanity. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Like it or not, appearance are an indication about the person. It may not always be right, but its right more often than not, which is why we evolved naturally to be able to detect things based on looks.

      You CAN tell with a high degree of certain by looking at people that they are sexually deviant for instance. You can bitch, moan, talk about how bad it is, or anything else all you want, but if you think its not true you are either entirely ignorant or lying to yourself, either one is just as bad.

      Should you convict him based on the way he looks? Of course not, but there is a reason we notice such patterns, denying it is just stupid.

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    96. Re:Insanity. by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      It's a tough question as to where to draw the line.

      Not really. Did the manufacture of the pornography involve actual underage children? If not, it's not child pornography.

    97. Re:Insanity. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Its actually rather sensible.

      Its illegal, you are not supposed to do it, but kids do, and the process of not getting caught often means they take precautions that break them into drinking slowly rather than going all out instantly.

      Basically, if you do it and don't get caught, no one really cares, so you learn quickly to be careful and consider your actions, even when drinking, or you get punished and learn that way.

      Personally, I think we need to flip flop the drinking age with the driving age. I'd much rather kids get over their first legal drinking binges BEFORE they get the right to drive a car.

      I'd much rather they get falling down drunk and learn how out of control they can be BEFORE they start driving. Its far better to fall on your face drunk and pass out in the front yard of your parents house or sleep hugging the garbage outside (don't ask, it was one hell of a party) than it is to put your head through a windshield because you hit a minivan with a mother and her 2 kids and unborn baby.

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    98. Re:Insanity. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      A/S/L?

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    99. Re:Insanity. by Duggeek · · Score: 1

      Are you serious?

      Is a heroin addict less likely to violently pursue their next “hit” just because their last score was cut with ink? Is the pusher or dealer any less guilty than the consumer?

      Mixed metaphors aside, there's a real danger to all this. Let's use the the TLC program, Toddlers & Tiaras, as a quick example. Does this show have any redeeming entertainment value? The only drop of virtue you could squeeze from that show is a plain and clear message, leave the children alone! Is anyone committing a crime on the show? Technically, no. Even so, do you suppose that message gets through to anyone with pedophilia? I highly doubt it.

      What does this have to do with cartoon kiddie-porn? I'll tell you; it's like how cartoon violence prepares us for the real thing. It's like how watching episodes of Tom & Jerry gives us the idea to bring home that mouse from the pet store and drop it in front of the cat, just to see what happens. The fact that it's drawn makes no difference!

      Even in America, consumption of representational media is tantamount to the real thing. That's why Heavy Metal earned an “R” rating in 1981, even though there wasn't even one naked woman or eviscerated human in the entire film.

      The point has arisen, how cartoon children are not, in fact “real” children. I disagree. Maybe the illustrated form of a child isn't connected to any, one child. Consider, then, that the drawn form could be any child... every child... my child... your child. Does that make these men seem any less dangerous than a convicted sex offender? The only real difference is time, and TFA tells us that these men got exactly what they deserved.

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    100. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It took the police one year to find files in the recycle bin????

    101. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. All of them, even Maggie, are 23.
      However, the Powerpuff girls are only 12, so burn in hell, you perv!

    102. Re:Insanity. by Stressor · · Score: 1

      Watching simulated murders can be equated with watching nude cartoon characters only if both actions result in an erection.

    103. Re:Insanity. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      So you're assuming that potential child molesters live in a heavily insulated world in which they've never heard of having sex with children, until they see child porn?

      That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.

    104. Re:Insanity. by Dr.Syshalt · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you exploit a cartoon child?

      If I draw a cartoon child being shot, is this now 'cartoon child murder'?

      If a violence would be treated the same way as sex in the western culture - yes, it would be a 'cartoon child murder'. But sex is much, much worse and sinful.

    105. Re:Insanity. by Duggeek · · Score: 1

      So you're assuming that potential child molesters live in a heavily insulated world in which they've never heard of having sex with children, until they see child porn?

      That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.

      Um... no. You're assuming that's what I meant.

      If that's “the most ridiculous thing [you've] ever heard,” then I think the “heavily insulated world” really applies to someone other than the men in TFA.

      There may be Freedom of Speech, but that doesn't mean we should pursue quantity over quality.

      Of course, I should know better than to respond to someone that trolls with their own sig'.

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    106. Re:Insanity. by bobzaguy · · Score: 0

      "The real threat is that the real perverts will get lost amongst the stupid witch hunt." In the US, the perverts are leading the attack on the witch hunt!

    107. Re:Insanity. by bobzaguy · · Score: 0

      "You wrote "naked boy toddlers", please report yourself to the nearest police station." You read "naked boy toddlers", please report yourself to the nearest police station.

    108. Re:Insanity. by Geekbot · · Score: 1

      That's kind of like sitting in your car at the bottom of a ravine and saying we are close to driving off the edge of the road. The Simpson's are 23 years old. If they are children, it's only because a writer puts it on a script. They might as well be arresting husbands whose wives dress up in a school girl outfit for them. He's being arrested for fiction. That is a thought crime.

  3. Simpsons Already Did It! by Korbeau · · Score: 1

    Marge clearly showed her tits, please move on to other types of porn.

    1. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marge clearly showed her tits, please move on to other types of porn.

      I don't get this obsession that people have about breasts. Oh, I'm sorry, the obsession that people have about female breasts. I guess you don't think the same about Homer naked on the upper body.

    2. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by dwarfsoft · · Score: 1

      We see that every second episode. It was hawt to start with but now we are looking for what we haven't seen... Oh wait, I'm in Australia! *dwarfsoft run's and hides under the bed*

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    3. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Rennt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't get this obsession that people have about breasts.

      Could it be you are not a heterosexual male?

    4. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Tastes and preferences vary from culture to culture and era to era. Go back even a century and whilst breasts were considered erotic then, they were much less eroticised and size less emphasized. Go back a couple of centuries more and they were hardly eroticised at all (in a general sense). A couple of centuries before that, and breasts were eroticised again. We can roughly infer these sorts of things from changes in costume style, art from the period, etc. At other points in time, shoulders and necks have been eroticised, legs and, rather a lot, bottoms. :)

      Anyway, you can be straight, male and attracted to girls primarily by things other than breasts. And if you are, the media fixation on them may well seem a little perverse. There are loads of girls you find attractive all the time who don't particularly have large or pronounced breasts. They're just, you know, pretty. :)

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    5. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      I guess you don't think the same about Homer naked on the upper body.

      mmmm... chest hair... mmm :-)

    6. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Grimbleton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Small breasts beat big breasts any day.

    7. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by bronney · · Score: 1

      While "being eroticise" as you said could be valid, it might also had to do with the fact that we had less media back then to shout about boobs. However, that didn't stop me from thinking that on a personal level, males were still fixated on the bouncy bouncy when they had nice athletic sex. It's just less talked about.

      The way you said it sounded like nipples and breasts were less sensitive 200 years ago, which I believe isn't true.

    8. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      The way you said it sounded like nipples and breasts were less sensitive 200 years ago, which I believe isn't true.

      Oh I'm sure that isn't true. :) But sexual applicabililty doesn't have to align with what is eroticised. Nails scraping down your back or up your thigh feel great, but when was the last time you saw the back eroticised? It is, but usually only in the more artful nudes, not porn or magazine covers. And yet seeing a girl with a nice v-back or massaging same as a prelude to sex, can be a big turn on to me. That which becomes hyper-sexualised need not be the same as that which stimulates in the act.

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    9. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      Small breasts beat big breasts any day.

      Absolutely, more than a mouthful is a waste. Those wanting more were most likely bottle fed.

    10. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by benchbri · · Score: 1
      There are three types of guys; Ass men, leg men, breast men.

      I have an ass. I have legs. I do not have breasts.

    11. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

      but when was the last time you saw the back eroticised?

      on NCIS ?

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    12. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Rennt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good points, but you seem to be conflating the appreciation of "large and pronounced" breasts (which has changed over time and culture) with appreciation of breasts as part of the female form (which has NEVER been out of fashion).

      I think you would be VERY hard pressed to find a heterosexual male who does not appreciate breasts in this more general sense.

    13. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by EdgeCreeper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No.

      Normal sized breasts beat abnormal sized breasts any day.

      Actually.

      Normal breasts beat abnormal breasts any day. Aside from something being seriously wrong, do not modify them.

      Actually don't modify your body unless something is seriously wrong with it.

    14. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's pattern is easy to explain...

      They're hiding it, so we want to see it. So we convince them to show it and we're okay with it for a little while until they become grandmas themselves and in the interest of not singling out the elderly we convince them all to put it away. Which we are okay with for a little while, until they keep hiding it, so we want to see it... and around it goes.

    15. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Grimbleton · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Naturally small breasts beat naturally large breasts any day.

    16. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also don’t. Maybe because I god a extreme helicobacter infection from my mother’s milk back then, resulting in having horrible stomach pain and heartburn, whenever I sucked those breasts.

      There are other things that I find far more sexy. A sexy hip or neck, a barefoot girl, a fitting perfume.
      Oh, and that here in Germany, we can see tits every day, in advertisements, on TV, etc. We have no retarded “nipplegate”. Because it’s nothing special. So you focus less on them, and more on other things.

      I wish you could come to a south European beach in the summer. You will be practically guaranteed to see some sexy bare tits. :)
      On the first day you’ll get a boner. On the second you will say wow. On the third you will yawn.

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    17. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marge clearly showed her tits, please move on to other types of porn.

      I don't get this obsession that people have about breasts. Oh, I'm sorry, the obsession that people have about female breasts. I guess you don't think the same about Homer naked on the upper body.

      Someone needs to listen to this file.

    18. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are three types of guys; Ass men, leg men, breast men.

      I have an ass. I have legs. I do not have breasts.

      I have all three, but I'm still very attracted to breasts. However, to me, the part I'm most attracted to is the face and especially the eyes.

    19. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you eroticize eyes? poking into them? wtf?

    20. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Marge clearly showed her tits, please move on to other types of porn.

      As these were "child characters", I doubt he was interested in seeing breasts.

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    21. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly haven't been on the intarwebs for long.

    22. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More relevant, Bart flashed his schlong in the Simpsons Movie. Are they going to arrest everyone who's seen that too?

    23. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by HateBreeder · · Score: 0, Troll

      This could be due to the fact that normally you'd find large breasts on fat women... which is objectively disgusting :P

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    24. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      and on the fourth day you'll see two fat grandmothers jogging.

      Then you will be scarred for life.

      You will not watch Baywatch.

      ever again.

      ever.

    25. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by plastbox · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Attracted to" is not the same as "sexually aroused by" (although the two obviously overlap a bit). What I am attracted to, i.e. my taste, what makes one girl absolutely gorgeous to me but merely pretty/hot to my mates, I cannot define but it sure isn't the size of her breasts or some other specific, easily measurable property.

      What I am sexually aroused by on the other hand, is fairly easy to specify. At least two handfuls of nicely shaped, rounded boob. Slim waste, wide hips and a round, firm behind. Muscular, shapely thighs and ass. Full lips, heavy'ish makeup, long hair, high heels and the skill to not look like a clown when wearing them.

    26. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Or on women who've had kids, or are old enough to have kids. The fascination with small breasts is often related to the eroticization of children, particularly of girls too young to have had previous sexual partners, and who are thus "innocent".

      Think I'm kidding? Go take a look at the Sailor Moon fan club.

    27. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Grimbleton · · Score: 0, Troll

      So you're implying I'm a pedophile now?

    28. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pics or it never happened.

      also: your mileage may vary, your usecase is not my usecase, etc.

    29. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by ijakings · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only on slashdot can this be modded insightful.

    30. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you eroticize eyes? poking into them? wtf?

      Just look at these eyes:

      Exibit 1
      Exibit 2
      Exibit 3

      I get a chubby just looking at them...

    31. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by flyneye · · Score: 1

      The reader agrees that they are 18 years of age before continuing to read this post or they should go to www.disney.com instead. ...O.K., everyone here able to be adult for a few moments? ...Good, well then...
      Small breasts are just fine unless you're actually in bed with a choice of small or large.
      There are advantages to large breasts in bed that probably shouldn't be described in a forum where my karma has gone from excellent to good in the last week. Just take the filter in your google preferences down, go to the google video search and g00gle "big t*ts". You will find many visually as well as physically stimulating differences between large and small in acts that I cannot describe here.
                On other notes, I have many observations of people collected over my middle aged lifetime. I've noted that friends who prefer small breasts tend to also tend toward younger , scandalously younger and younger looking women. I've seen that most child molesters and peds on the sex offender registry sites are homely or horribly obese, old or a combination of these, indicating to me that they couldn't legally have a healthy sex life if they tried with all their might. This may not be the case 100% of the time, but it is an excellent argument for legalizing and regulating prostitution in order to keep people from developing strange fetishes because they are burnt out on whacking off to the same old, same old. Not only that but reducing prison populations and providing jobs for the willing in these economically troubled times. That being done we can open hunting season on those left exploiting children and bounty on their hides for lampshades. No need for the taxpayer to suffer because of nearsighted legislation of the past.

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    32. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      oh god, your mum has some sick titties.

    33. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by flyneye · · Score: 1

      From my observations of people over time,and what I know from archaeological sociology ,I'd say you are a higher risk that those predisposed to large breasts and buttocks as an indicator of fertility and suitable for mating as is programmed into our genetics for furtherance of the species. I'm willing to bet that like blue eyes or albinos, that small breast preferences are going to eventually be traced to genetic abnormalities. Just a thought.
                Don't let me catch you eyeballing my daughter bud!

               

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    34. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by houghi · · Score: 1

      I like it when big breasts beat each other. Wait, nevermind.

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    35. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by CreationLtd · · Score: 1

      I've lived in a Spanish seaside town on the Mediterranean Sea for years and I have yet to see fat grandmothers jogging, let alone topless ones jogging. Thankfully, the vast majority of beachgoers here are in shape, more or less, unlike the average American (or English) person. The multitude of gorgeous topless women here far outweigh the rare unattractive topless women and thankfully I am still able to choose where I look. Oh and I've never bothered watching Baywatch. Women with real and uncovered breasts playing a few meters from me are far more entertaining than semi-covered televised silicone boobies. Ah Spain, land of free, home of the brave!

    36. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's precisely this sort of woolly-headed thinking which creates laws which send innocent men to prison - for nothing more than looking at drawings.

      Seriously man: you've just seen the result of this nonsense: some guy who has never harmed anyone is now classified as a "sex offender". And still you spread this piffle around?

    37. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I guess you don't think the same about Homer naked on the upper body.

      You bring up a good point. Peter Griffin is naked in nearly all the Family Guy episodes. I guess for some of you fatty chasers, he's hot as hell, but why isn't that considered "pornography"? Who decides when nudity is sexual and when it's not? I might find a picture of Bugs Bunny without pants to be comedy, but someone who's into bestiality might think it's a real turn-on.

      When I was a kid, I thought it the height of hilarity to see Bugs put on lipstick and give Elmer a big wet kiss. Little did I know that it was probably some sort of gender-bending bestiality porn.

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    38. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I've noted that friends who prefer small breasts tend to also tend toward younger , scandalously younger and younger looking women.

      Right. Who would want a young woman with big breasts?

      Oh, wait...

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    39. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Draek · · Score: 2, Funny

      No they don't. Sincerely, somebody with more experience in the field than merely looking at porn.

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    40. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe the term is 'hebephile'.

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    41. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depends on how you define "pedophile", I guess. Many people "like 'em young" without wanting to do children. Youth is simply attractive - I mean, just look at all the rich and/or famous old people who take on younger partners. The younger partners are attracted to fame or money and the older ones, well, to youth.

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    42. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      I think Audrey Hepburn was really fine-looking, so... yes, mr. Hansen? You want me to take a seat over there?

    43. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      Class differences and the contexts provided by those differences also played (and still play) a huge part in this. A poor wretch who breast feeds her 30 kids while pulling a plow and walking around in the muck wouldn't have inspired the same sense of titillation as a wealthy, unwed lady in a low cut dress.

    44. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      No, I'm sorry, you are actually incorrect. Naturally large breasts on a naturally small frame beat naturally small breasts on either a small or large frame.

      Here, I've made you a handy chart to avoid future confusion:

      KEY: S-Small | M-Medium | L-Large | N-Natural | F-Fake

      1. Breasts (L,N) Frame (S)
      2. Breasts (M,N) Frame (S)
      3. Breasts (L,N) Frame (M)
      4. Breasts (S,N) Frame (S)
      5. Breasts (M,N) Frame (M)
      6. Breasts (S,N) Frame (M)
      7. Breasts (L,N) Frame (L)
      8. Breasts (M,N) Frame (M)
      9. Breasts (S,N) Frame (S)
      10. ---
      11. Breasts (S/M/L,F) Frame (S/M/L)

      The basic rules: skinny / medium frame is better than heavyset, large breasts are better than small, and ANYTHING is better than fake.

    45. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      As these were "child characters", I doubt he was interested in seeing breasts.

      Do we know what this person was actually interested in? Not that it should matter - that would just leave us with thought crime - but I could conceive people having all kinds of images just as joke images. In the UK there was a recent case where someone was arrested and prosecuted for a joke image he was sent (thankfully the verdict was not guilty).

    46. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmm, mantitty...

    47. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      that and they showed bart's ding-a-ling in the beginning of the movie. oh crap, now i haveta go burn the DVD before the cops show up.

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    48. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      On the first day you’ll get a boner. On the second you will say wow. On the third you will yawn.

      Sounds like my first marriage.

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    49. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by computational+super · · Score: 1

      That's the beauty of it - it's an accusation you can level at anybody, for any random reason, and somebody will take it seriously.

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    50. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      A valid point. I'll word this more precisely if I'm ever called on to state it again. Thanks.

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    51. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      It mentioned breasts twice, did you expect any less of the mods than to give the poster karma.

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    52. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      It's a fascination with young women. Most women who've had kids (nowadays that means they are in their late 30s) are in fact physically exhausted, almost infertile, and visibly dying. And large breasts usually come with ugly fat deposits elsewhere. Ripeness and even over-ripeness have their appeal, but so do freshness and physical perfection.

    53. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are three types of guys; Ass men, leg men, breast men.

      I'm partial to breasts, but judging from the number of people who walk up to me and say "Y'know what? You're an ass, man!", maybe I'm wrong :)

    54. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Read the rest of the comment. It seems to imply a society-at-large obsession with women's (but not men's for some odd reason) chests.

      At least that's how I read it.

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    55. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by ijakings · · Score: 1

      Good Breast. Your Breasts are intriguing to me and I Breast to subscribe to your Breastletter.

    56. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm not. And I think the male pecs / abs are arousing, too.

      So what exactly is your point regarding what is considered nudity and what's not?

    57. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

      Small breasts beat big breasts any day.

      This is demonstrably untrue. No matter how we may feel about it, the big girls win every time.

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    58. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd pay to see that fight.

    59. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Actually, that never happens. Ugly people are too ashamed to run around nude.
      But even if, a fat grandmother could never jog. ^^
      And a thinner grandmother. Well, so what? I don’t have to stare, have I? It may be ugly, but so is a warthog, or a toad. It’s my own fault, if I fixate on it based on imaginary social pressure to act “shocked”.

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    60. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by beckett · · Score: 1

      Go back even a century and whilst breasts were considered erotic then, they were much less eroticised and size less emphasized.

      breasts are not some recent social construct. Look at Venus de Villendorf (22,000BCE). Physiologically, breasts are erotic becuase of the production of oxytocin during lactation and feeding, or did you not know that women can experience orgasm while the child feeds?

    61. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by undecim · · Score: 1

      But we all know that having a pattern of magnetic fields on your hard drive platter that can be interpreted as an artist's rendition of a fictional character is just as bad a raping and killing child.

      (Note to self: create an image format that interprets the Windows kernel as cartoon cp)

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    62. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      I've had everything from A-F. A-B reigns supreme. Any larger is just meh.

      Especially F.

    63. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by ElKry · · Score: 1

      "Slim waste, wide hips and a round, firm behind.

      You know you're been around the internet for too long when part of what you consider sexually arousing is how slim a woman's waste is...

    64. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by plastbox · · Score: 1

      Owh, hahaha! Freudian slip I guess.. Of course I meant to write waist but I guess slim waste would at least be an indicator that she isn't a porn actress or some such. x)

    65. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by flyneye · · Score: 1

      I bet you were bottle fed, weren't you? The advent of the baby bottle is affecting evolution of the species quicker than crack.

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    66. Re:Simpsons Already Did It! by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Sorry, for some odd reason I lack memories that far back.

  4. Bad write up. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is not what got him registered as a sex offender: he was already registered as a sex offender from a previous case, in which he had been found guilty of actually having child porn (with images of real children) on his computer. The prior conviction is reason for the severe response to the cartoon images. This being the case, his claim that he didn't get sexual titillation from these images rings rather false.

    1. Re:Bad write up. by MrMista_B · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's wrong with sexual titillation from a drawn image of imaginary characters?

    2. Re:Bad write up. by pipedwho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      WTF? Two things:

      1. The concept of making child pornography illegal has nothing to do with whether or not someone was 'sexually titillated'. It is ostensibly there to prevent exploitation of children, which happens during the creation of the child porn.

      2. The argument that his prior conviction is grounds for a 'severe response to cartoon images' is ridiculous. As the cartoon images never required an illegal act to create them in the first place, the only thing making them illegal is the ludicrous ruling by the supreme court judge that made 'cartoon child porn' the equivalent of real porn.

      It's bad enough that partial nudity is starting to be considered porn. But, the 'cartoon porn' court ruling should be thrown out, and the supreme court judge(s) should be removed from the bench.

    3. Re:Bad write up. by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The prior conviction is reason for the severe response to the cartoon images.

      In other words, he wasn't convicted of having pornographic images - he was convicted of being convicted and having pornographic images.

    4. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Australia is putting people in jail for thought-crimes now?

    5. Re:Bad write up. by defireman · · Score: 1

      Soon enough we'll be arresting people for looking at baby diaper commericals because they depict topless babies. Babies are children too!

    6. Re:Bad write up. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      All that may be true. It doesn't change the fact that he was a sexual offender before this case took place, and that his claim that these were mere amusements rings false.

    7. Re:Bad write up. by lordholm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It's bad enough that partial nudity is starting to be considered porn. But, the 'cartoon porn' court ruling should be thrown out, and the supreme court judge(s) should be removed from the bench." The whole thing certainly makes no sense, but that is NOT HOW A CIVILISED STATE WORKS. What happens, if the supreme court is interpreting the laws in a certain way that is not really what was intended, but because the law was written in a certain way is that the legislative authorities MAKE AN AMENDMENT to the law, clarifying the situation, the previous convictions by the law still stands however. It is not the fault of the judge if the law is not clear on the topic. I am sure they did not really define child porn as being between two natural persons, just some other vague description that also included cartoons. This is the fault of the law, not the judge who interprets the law as it is written. This is called rule of law and is one of the most important foundations for a free society and civilisation.

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    8. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what if it rings false? If he gets his kicks from watching Lisa Simpson, how is that anyone elses business? Unlike material with real kids, noone gets hurt when making cartoon pron.

    9. Re:Bad write up. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      But it shouldn't make two shits worth of difference! Look, I personally think that we shouldn't persecute for mere possession of child porn (just purchase and obviously creation), but I can see the rationale. This makes no sense. It doesn't, or rather shouldn't matter if he enjoyed it or not - the fact of the matter is that cartoon pornography can not hurt children. There's a strong case that it lessens the demand for CP, but this also isn't the issue.

      Point being that the response to "he had Simpsons porn on his computer" is "that's a little fucked up... weird guy" or some other variation of "whatever", not "let's throw him in jail".

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    10. Re:Bad write up. by pengin9 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Coppertone is in for a world of hurt.

    11. Re:Bad write up. by Cimexus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent up.

      The real story here is NOT that the judge erred in his ruling. A judge can only work with the law as written, and as interpreted in the light of normal statutory interpretation rules and past judgements (precedent/stare decisis).

      The story here is that the Australian definition of child porn was apparently written in such a way as to (unintentionally) include drawn/cartoon images. And yes, it should probably be amended (I'll leave that argument alone for now though). The point is though that the judge only has some leeway in interpretation. He can't go against clearly written and unambiguous language.

      Here is the relevant Australian legal definition of child pornography:

      CRIMINAL CODE ACT 1995 (Cth)
      SECT 473.1 Definitions

      "child pornography material "means:

      (a) material that depicts a person, or a representation of a person, who is, or appears to be, under 18 years of age and who:
      (i) is engaged in, or appears to be engaged in, a sexual pose or sexual activity (whether or not in the presence of other persons); or
      (ii) is in the presence of a person who is engaged in, or appears to be engaged in, a sexual pose or sexual activity;
      and does this in a way that reasonable persons would regard as being, in all the circumstances, offensive; or

      (b) material the dominant characteristic of which is the depiction, for a sexual purpose, of:
      (i) a sexual organ or the anal region of a person who is, or appears to be, under 18 years of age; or
      (ii) a representation of such a sexual organ or anal region; or
      (iii) the breasts, or a representation of the breasts, of a female person who is, or appears to be, under 18 years of age;
      in a way that reasonable persons would regard as being, in all the circumstances, offensive; or
      (c) ; or
      (d) .

      Note that the key test under Australian law is whether or not a reasonable person would deem the material offensive, rather than merely consideration of the content itself. This test is almost certainly satisfied by most 'Simpsons porn' cartoon drawings. It requires only a representation of a person who 'appears to be' under 18 years of age. Certainly Bart, Lisa and Maggie satisfy this definition.

      The equivalent US law requires that the subject of the images be "identifiable", which one might equate to "real". But there is no requirement for "identifiable" or "real" persons in the Australian law.

      So basically the story here is that Australia has a section of law that could probably use an overhaul. I don't really feel that the judge did anything wrong here - he judged in accordance with the law (and given the defendant's past history of having REAL child porn images, I don't think he was hard done by).

    12. Re:Bad write up. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      See my discussion of it above. The rationale is that it normalizes the market for CP, that the proliferation of these images makes the real ones more acceptable, and that it stokes an appetite for more. It is, partially, a gateway-drug argument. i am not convinced that this argument has been proved accurate, but I also understand the public interest in erring on the side of caution.

      Also, he wasn't thrown in jail. He had a prior conviction which was "taken off the books" due to apparent good behavior; they find evidence suggesting he's not trying that hard to get over his past behavior. He was fined, forced to actually register, and then given probation for a 1 year sentence. He's actually being let off pretty easily considering his past.

      I pity pedophiles, but I think that the best that they can hope for is a life under supervision and scrutiny.

    13. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for being an easy target - it's not like the public can get into an outrage, because then they would be defending a paedophile.
      Hell, maybe some rights organization will try to support him, and then they get to associate people opposing their current censoring policy with child molesting.

      I think it would be a more efficient perversion of justice to just form a vigilante mob and beat him up, though. It'd net them more dissidents who dared protest, too.

    14. Re:Bad write up. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's bad enough that partial nudity is starting to be considered porn. But, the 'cartoon porn' court ruling should be thrown out, and the supreme court judge(s) should be removed from the bench.

      Or, replaced with cartoon judges.

      If cartoons of kiddie porn are the equivalent of actual kiddie porn, then cartoons of judges are surely the equivalent of actual judges.

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    15. Re:Bad write up. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      and what is wrong with him having images of any kind of porn, whether it is child or otherwise? Did he order these images? Did he pay for them? Did he produce them?

      If he did not order/pay/produce those actual porn images and he found them somewhere on the web and had them on his computer, how does that make him responsible for abusing any actual children, might I ask?

      Obviously most of society now believes that he is guilty of abusing children if he is now a sex offender for having images he never produced or paid for.

      That is unless I am wrong here and he did produce those images or paid for them. My point is this: did he provide any incentive for abusing children, did he abuse children? Isn't that what sex offense is, actual abuse? This society is wrong.

    16. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you know? I find it rather hard to believe that he got off on these images. Could you get off on cartoon pornography? I couldn't. Just because he is into children you shouldn't make assumptions like that. Now- maybe you do get off on cartoon porn- so maybe I'm the one making making assumptions. But... I haven't see much cartoon porn so I tend to suspect that it is more likely that if he was going to go out of his way to download something it wouldn't be cartoon porn unless he really liked it. Since he had REAL images before chances are he probably just thought it was funny and LEGAL.

    17. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stare decisis

      ... which has just recently been turned into fetid horseshit by the US supreme court.

      Goddamned bug-fucking activist bastards.

      At least it shows the whole Republican "activist" challenge against liberal judges for the raging hypocrisy it always was.

    18. Re:Bad write up. by cgenman · · Score: 1

      According to the US DOJ website, the "virtual child porn" provision on our books was intended to stop child-porn trials that were bogging down in forensic evidence about whether or not an image was real or virtual. That actually makes sense to me, in a practical way, even if the net is wide enough to cover clay statues.

      The Protect act of 2003 does, however, have a Miller Test requirement to be defined as child pornography, which Australia does not. Under the Miller test, to be obscene something must lack literary, artistic, political or scientific value. Dirty images of The Simpsons might have enough inherent artistic social commentary to not be considered legally obscene (which is not to say that it couldn't be prohibited on other grounds).

    19. Re:Bad write up. by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Australia is putting people in jail? This seems oddly redundant.

    20. Re:Bad write up. by machine321 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      The real story here is NOT that the judge erred in his ruling. A judge can only work with the law as written, and as interpreted in the light of normal statutory interpretation rules and past judgements (precedent/stare decisis).

      The lawmakers have to do that, otherwise you have "activist" judges who give rights to those dirty, dirty gays. At least, that's what happens in the US.

    21. Re:Bad write up. by metacell · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly no expert on Australian law, but if we look at the placement of the word "appear" in this section:

      (a) material that depicts a person, or a representation of a person, who is, or appears to be, under 18 years of age

      doesn't it seem to imply that the persons need to appear to be under 18, but need to actually be depictions of persons?

      If the lawmakers were trying to say that porn drawings of imaginary children were illegal, wouldn't they write

      (a) material that appears to depict a person, or a representation of a person, who is, or appears to be, under 18 years of age

      Of course, it also depends on what the law means by a "representation of a person"...

    22. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      yeah this is no more child porn than a 25 year old dressing up in a schoolgirl outfit.
      Not that it wasn't reasonable to account for historical activity but is it legal to judge a case based on previous convictions?

    23. Re:Bad write up. by Threni · · Score: 1

      Bart is naked and his genitalia is clearly displayed in the first few minutes of the Simpsons Movie. Was it banned from cinemas in Australia? If not, why not? Perhaps someone at the multinational Fox corporation can explain.

    24. Re:Bad write up. by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When 'erring on the side of caution' means thought crimes, that's too far. You say that pedophiles should expect supervision and scrutiny... for what happens in their heads? Molesters deserve supervision and scrutiny (after prison, just like any other dangerous criminal), but people who are just aroused by kids and take no action deserve no more special treatment than somebody turned on by violence who is nonetheless never physically violent.

      Abstract concerns like normalizing a market for harmful criminal activity through (what should be, ethically) non-harmful, non-criminal cannot be allowed to set precedents. It's like a person said in a comment in another thread, it is completely messed up that a person can technically become a criminal in Australia with a piece of paper and a pencil in a locked room. Trying to protect real people by protecting imaginary ones is as psychologically dysfunctional as pedophilia itself (not to mention wholly detrimental to whole genres of art, not just simulated CP).

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    25. Re:Bad write up. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      That is your political ideology. It is not everyone's. Many are comfortable with a more active stance against things they do not want to see occur in their societies, and are quite willing to use the state to preempt them. At this point, we're just talking about "shoulds," which is like talking about flavors of ice cream.

    26. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say this now but watch what you wish for our robotic overlords may very well decided that nude robots are illegal but naked rabbits are not.

      All kidding aside I think anyone who harms a child, physcially or mentally, should pay the ultimate price. I also think that if we don't use common sense we are going to slide down the slope.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came...

      In Germany they first came for the Communists,
      and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.

      Then they came for the Jews,
      and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.

      Then they came for the trade unionists,
      and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.

      Then they came for the Catholics,
      and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.

      Then they came for me —
      and by that time no one was left to speak up.

    27. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'That's your opinion and not everybody shares it' is not only a given to almost if not all debates but completely irrelevant to the debates themselves. Either address the substance or move on.

      Furthermore, you'll find that discussion of 'shoulds' becomes extremely important when the punchline is 'should a given man go to prison or not' (ice cream normally doesn't enter that realm).

    28. Re:Bad write up. by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      The above post is mine, I accidentally checked the AC box.

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    29. Re:Bad write up. by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      It requires only a representation of a person who 'appears to be' under 18 years of age. Certainly Bart, Lisa and Maggie satisfy this definition.

      I disagree. A drawing of a cartoon character is not a representation of a person, because a cartoon character is not a person, it's an intangible idea. It isn't recognised as a person by any other law - it doesn't have the right to vote, for example.

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    30. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bad enough that partial nudity is starting to be considered porn. But, the 'cartoon porn' court ruling should be thrown out, and the supreme court judge(s) should be removed from the bench.

      One would just need to go outside and spray paint a naked stick figure onto his car door, and label it '7 year old girl'
      (Extra points if you can spray paint lisa simpson there!)

      At that point, the car is rock solid proof that the judge is in possession of child pornography and needs to be registered as a sex offender and put in prison (He can't argue with a judges ruling after all)

      Sadly while the judge is being beaten and tortured in prison by the other inmates he put there for not doing anything wrong, he won't have much time alive for reflection on his poor choices and life ruining desires.

      I'm not making any call about this guy one way or the other, since this is slashdot and the editors couldn't put the whole story or the actual facts into the summary if their life depended on it.

      But the law is horible and needs removed. Putting everyone (every last one) of the people responsible for passing it in prison under it will make a good lead on that.
       

    31. Re:Bad write up. by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      But that is rather irrelevant. What is wrong wirh obscene images involving Lisa Simpson? What is wrong with enjoying them?

    32. Re:Bad write up. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      You say that because somebody told you that's what it does.

      There's another argument. It's substitution behavior. That looks to me like evidence that he has successfully found a way to get over his past behavior. If he's managed to transfer his interest to cartoon images, then he's satisfied, and no longer needs images of actual children. Looks to me like he was trying to find a way to stay legal, and he thought he'd found it. They told him repeatedly that he can't have images of actual children because he's fueling a market demand. Ok fine, now he's not fueling a demand for photographs. It's all good, right?

      He's not "being let off pretty easily considering his past." HE WAS NEVER A MOLESTOR. His possession offense was considered so innocuous that they took his conviction off the books for good behavior. That means he for damn sure didn't hurt anybody himself. He didn't hurt any child himself. Now he's registered. He's got the scarlet letter branded on his forehead forevermore. He'll be shunned, persecuted, and possibly assaulted or killed, just because he's been labeled. For... drawings of Lisa Simpson? This is justice? This is the kind of society you want to live in?

      Eww.

    33. Re:Bad write up. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Not just CP, but borderline bestiality as well! I can't imagine how they've gotten away with it this long.

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    34. Re:Bad write up. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      yeah this is no more child porn than a 25 year old dressing up in a schoolgirl outfit.

      If it helps, it is actually illegal in UK (and, I believe, Australia as well) for a 25 year old to dress up and act like they are underage, in an erotic context - if they are sufficiently convincing, then this will be considered CP.

    35. Re:Bad write up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like Judge Doom?!

    36. Re:Bad write up. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      One could also argue that the criminalization of simulated child porn does harm by driving its market underground with the real stuff. To use your gateway-drug metaphor, legalized, it might offer a methadone-like alternative (distasteful, but better than the real thing). But when simulated CP is criminalized in the same way real child porn is, there is no incentive for the pedo to choose cartoon over the real thing. So in a classical supply/demand setting, no substitution can occur. That shifts any demand for sim CP to real CP. If consuming real CP does harm, then shifting demand away from alternatives increases the amount of harm done.

      Given:
      Pedos can't be "cured", so demand is relatively constant/flat.
      Simulation (cartoon drawing/computer rendering) requires far less resources and risk to produce than real CP, hence supply can potentially be cheaper. (Supply curve for sim CP shifts to the right, increases chance of substitution)

      I'm not supporting simulated CP, just saying that by treating it the same, they may inadvertently be doing more harm than good.

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    37. Re:Bad write up. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Or, replaced with cartoon judges.

      I cannot fathom this kind of logic. Are you saying that a drawing of a judge is not a depiction of a judge yet a photograph of a judge is?

      If cartoons of kiddie porn are the equivalent of actual kiddie porn

      Yes, both are depictions of sexual acts with a minor.

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    38. Re:Bad write up. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      My posts on this thread are about findings of fact: his previous guilt, its role in the current decision, and the nature of the law. Your claim about a "should" is based on an entire political philosophy that is neither universal nor self-evident, thus you cannot treat it as axiomatic, nor as bringing any particular clarity toward this story, any more than it would be if I invoked the Divine Right of Kings.

    39. Re:Bad write up. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      I think this would be the smart defense in this case. If someone without a prior for actual CP gets charged for possessing Lisa Simpson porn, they could probably make this defense. And, interestingly enough, it would also keep it illegal to produce, for example, a hand-drawn realistic pornoographic sketch of an actually-existing child, which I think is defensible.

    40. Re:Bad write up. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It is ostensibly there to prevent exploitation of children, which happens during the creation of the child porn.

      There is the argument to be made that viewing sexualized images of children reinforces urges to exploit actual children in those who have those urges already. The rest of us are turned off by these images, so the worst thing that can happen from the images alone is desensitization.

      It's bad enough that partial nudity is starting to be considered porn. But, the 'cartoon porn' court ruling should be thrown out, and the supreme court judge(s) should be removed from the bench.

      I do agree with this part. Either there's a basis in law, or there should not be a conviction. This doesn't mean I necessarily think that sex offenders should be viewing cartoon porn involving children, only that I think convicting them of it when it's not even a crime is wrong.

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    41. Re:Bad write up. by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      There is the argument to be made that viewing sexualized images of children reinforces urges to exploit actual children in those who have those urges already. The rest of us are turned off by these images, so the worst thing that can happen from the images alone is desensitization.

      Unfortunately this argument is the proverbial 'slippery slope'. Where do we draw the line on what imagery purportedly encourages a crime? Shouldn't then this also apply to violence, theft, dangerous driving, infidelity, etc? Should it apply to idealistic plot elements that promote free thought and rebellion?

      It's easy to point to and say that we should ban something that might cause an adverse problem just because it's 'better to be safe than sorry'. But, I strongly believe that no law should EVER go on the books that doesn't stem from solid evidential reasoning. Witch hunt inducing catch cries like 'think of the children' are the bane of a just society.

      Note that none of above implies things like film classifications are bad in any way. Actually, IMO violence should be weighted higher than sex when pushing a film classification from PG to M to R, etc.

    42. Re:Bad write up. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't then this also apply to violence, theft, dangerous driving, infidelity, etc?

      Sure, I think we should keep violent criminals away from violent media. Those convicted of criminally dangerous driving should have to go to fairly significant measures before they're permitted to drive a car. Infidelity is not a crime most places in the USA, though it is valid grounds for divorce and taking half.

      It's easy to point to and say that we should ban something that might cause an adverse problem just because it's 'better to be safe than sorry'. But, I strongly believe that no law should EVER go on the books that doesn't stem from solid evidential reasoning.

      For this reason I would not propose to ban such imagery entirely, only to ban convicted pedophiles from possessing it.

      IMO violence should be weighted higher than sex when pushing a film classification

      I think that movie ratings should be eliminated entirely, and that classification of media should be left up to private institutions who are then free to recoup their costs any way they can. If any ratings are justified, they should be things like "contains violence" and "contains sex", and the movie theaters could ban younger viewers (without parental consent) on that basis rather than a rating.

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    43. Re:Bad write up. by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Nothing says the person has to be a ~real~ or identifiable person. Just a representation of something that looks like a human being. I'm pretty sure that's what it means. Otherwise you could just generate 'fake' faces on images and say "but it's not a person, your honour ... it's just an idea, this 'person' doesn't exist, they can't vote etc.".

  5. No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn... by tck44 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The best part of this story... "Officers discovered the computer would no longer turn on but a year later police forensic experts recovered 64 images of cartoon child exploitation material in the machine’s recycle bin." So, it took officers a year to mount the hard drive in another system, and take a look in the recycle bin.

  6. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by abigor · · Score: 5, Informative

    I guess you didn't read the article, which is no big surprise.

    It's his second offense. The first involved real children.

  7. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by wiredlogic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    depicting sexual acts with people under the age of 18 years.

    Technically, even Maggie is over 18 now.

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  8. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you ask me, he should have the book thrown at him. Not for the animated stuff, but for having had -real- pictures. How the hell was he let off the hook the first time?

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  9. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the police were likely just being cautious. After all you never know what a system might do to a newly found hard drive. I think Windows offers to immediately format the drive, doesn't it? It's been too long since I had a Windows machine at my place. A good Linux hacker could have dissected the file system and had whatever they were looking for in a few minutes, probably from a bit-for-bit copy made to another drive. (to keep the original safe.)

  10. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    So ... if someone has 20-year-old pictures of a 10-year-old being raped, it's okay because now the child in question is 30?

    While I don't see the harm in cartoon-sex, you can't really expect the "but technically $person is over 18 today " defence to work or even be acceptable.

    If you can, what's wrong with killing people? Technically they're already dead by the time you get to court over it, and there's no point in crying over spilt milk.

  11. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Interesting... a cartoon character rises to the level of person now. Whoever knew.. I suppose it is the next logical step.

    How do you measure the 'age' of a cartoon character, I wonder.

    Is it whatever age the author says it is.... or does the jury have to make some sort of subjective determination based on carefully examining the imagery to make a judgement on the appearance of the images filed as evidence?

    With careful consideration as to not be prejudicial against midgets and people who appear much younger than their actual age.

    Next step is to extend the law to include imagery depicting violence as well.

    And then expand the age a little bit... age under 21 instead of 18.

    And then extend the law to include images depicting not just porn and violent acts, but drug usage also

    Then extend the age rule a little bit... persons under age 25 instead of 21.

    Then expand the scope a little bit... images depicting any crimes or hostile activities at all against such persons.

    Then extend the age rule a little bit... persons under 30 instead of age 25.

    Then expand the scope a little bit... images depicting or showing anything the least bit offensive to community values to persons depicted.

    Then remove the age limit entirely.

    Then expand the scope a bit to include anything disruptive to the civil order, government business, or disparaging to authority.

    Next make it retroactive, include text, writings, blog posts, opinion columns, as well as images. And anything offensive to even dead people or non-governmental highly-regarded entities. Increase the penalty for some years of confinement to permanent imprisonment, and eventual execution.

    Wow, instant censorship (in 10 steps)

  12. Aren't child pornography for protecting children? by lbigbadbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought the point of harsh laws against child pornography were meant to prevent the exploitation of children. Child cartoon characters are not actual people and thus were not actually exploited. Clearly he should have been arrested for copyright infringement instead.

  13. Old News by SJ2000 · · Score: 2, Informative
  14. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

        That's really sad. They sat on the evidence for a year before processing it.

        I guess what would be worse would be if they confiscated someone's equipment, sat on it for a year, and found nothing. I'd be a bit pissed if my computers were taken for a year before they found that I had nothing illegal.

        My mother-in-law's computer was taken as evidence in a case where a roommate may have used her computer in relation to child porn. They imaged the drive and gave it back the next day. I assume a block by block copy of the drive, so they could try to recover any deleted information. Needless to say, he was quickly invited to not be a roommate any more. This may have been because she wasn't a suspect, but they needed her assistance to look for further information.

        Her case turned out out to be nothing except a lapse in judgement that didn't quite cross any legal boundaries (but came very close), and he did nothing on her computer. From what I knew of the case from the investigator and my mother-in-law, the police were perfectly justified in their pursuit of evidence. I had worked on her computer between the time he used it, and the time they collected it to process, so I gave a detailed report of what I had done. Unfortunately, that had been clearing the browser cache and history, scanned for viruses, did some housekeeping, updated a few things, and defragged the drive. They may have been able to recover some things, but it was less likely after my cleanup. I wish they had called a few days earlier, and they may have found something more.

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  15. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It wasn't officers. It was forensic experts. And it took them a year to pull the data off? WTF, was the drive encrypted or something, or were they just that dumb?

    Any fool with a drive formatted in FAT32 or NTFS can recover data with Recuva.... fucking morons!

    Oh ya, linky to the utility in questions. http://www.piriform.com/recuva

  16. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not a 20-year-old picture. It's a new picture of a character that has existed for 23 years. If a new picture of a person who has been alive for 23 years is legal, so should a new picture of a character that has existed for 23 years. The logic is actually fairly sound; if a cartoon character is going to be treated as a person, it must be fully treated as a person, and therefore if the character has existed for more than 65 years, it should also qualify for social security.... Anything less is just absurd. Anything more is also absurd. Indeed, the entire nature of the question is absurd....

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  17. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As an Australian working in Digital Forensics who works in the private sector but worked in the public sector, Law Enforcement Digital Forensics folks are woefully trained in my experience and under-resourced.

  18. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, this argument got taken too far. Their point implied that the characters in the Simpsons look more or less the same today. So those drawings are technically up-to-date depictions of characters that are over 18. The intent of child-porn laws (I hope) is to protect people who are under a given age, so even if the cartoon characters had real emotions (boy, I sound stupid), the law would not apply.

    Why you tried to stretch an argument about cartoons and apply it to real human beings is a mystery. Uh... but now you've got me doing it.

  19. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by pipedwho · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe he plea bargained to the lesser offence of "possessing images of child exploitation".

  20. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Nikker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From TFA

    The Leichhardt resident was convicted of possessing child exploitation material in 2003 after 59 sexual images of actual youngsters were found on his computer. He received two years probation with no conviction recorded.

    This was his second offense but something doesn't really make sense with all of this. If these laws are put in place to protect then why is he not 'dangerous' enough to be taken off of the streets? This is starting to sound like parking or speeding tickets where they just do it to make a point but not really make a difference. It's not like I personally view 'cartoon porn' as something that serious although it is fucked up to get off of anything related to kids but obviously the courts see it the same way since their ruling was not much more than a slap on the wrist. So either the first conviction was too much or the system is all wrong becuase how can you say how much of a sex offender someone is? I would either think you are a threat to society or you are not how can you be kind of a sex offender?

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  21. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by tokul · · Score: 1

    So, it took officers a year to mount the hard drive in another system, and take a look in the recycle bin.

    If they just connect drive to other system, they would corrupt evidence.

  22. Not any more by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That was the original intent, yes. The original idea was that children are not fully developed individuals mentally as well as physically and thus need adults to protect them against various things. As such laws were created that say that children can't enter in to a contract on their own. Likewise, it was decided that children lack the understanding to consent to making porn. So it was outlawed to keep adults from exploiting them for that purpose.

    However now it has become more or less a witch hunt tool. The laws exist only to further themselves and to punish indiscriminately. Best example is two teenagers who were convicted of sending naked photos to each other. They made no effort to distribute the photos to a wider audience and were both under 18. However, they were successfully tried and convicted on child porn charges and that conviction has since been upheld on appeal. After their prison stay, they'll both have to register as sex offenders.

    Clearly such a situation is not designed to protect them from anything. While they may cause themselves harm by sharing nude photos, that harm has already been caused. The harm of going to prison and being labeled a sex offender is far, far worse. So they aren't being protected, they are being punished. There is no point, other than strict enforcement of the existing law.

    There is very little sense to what goes on with regards to these laws at this point. It seems to bypass people's ability to think logically and start off a witch hunt mentality.

    1. Re:Not any more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      fuck, if I had ever been convicted of something so stupid while under 18 I'd kill as many people involved in the prosecution as possible. not like you're gonna get anywhere in life labeled a sex offender anyway

    2. Re:Not any more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The human race has jumped the shark. Everyone should slice themselves open and let their guts roll out onto the ground now.

    3. Re:Not any more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something that scares me about all these laws is how easily you could either accidentally run across child pornography (on any sort of image sharing website, particularly of the pornographic kind, for example) or be tricked into it -- and then have no recourse, since it's all 'for the children'. Many people will click random links a some point in their lives. I've also heard stories (or ideas, at least) of setting up websites that embed those FBI/etc. honey pot pages/images, with otherwise innocuous content (as a 'funny joke' on someone -- ha, ha, you're in jail).

    4. Re:Not any more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These things always sadden me. People in the US have a tendency to think of knee jerk save the children witch hunts as uniquely american. Every time I read about the same BS in the UK and Oz or canada it just pisses me off. I just get this desperate feeling that there is no where left to move to.

    5. Re:Not any more by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I like your general point, but I gotta comment on the following:

      Best example is two teenagers who were convicted of sending naked photos to each other. They made no effort to distribute the photos to a wider audience and were both under 18. However, they were successfully tried and convicted on child porn charges and that conviction has since been upheld on appeal. After their prison stay, they'll both have to register as sex offenders.

      Not that I'm TOO surprised to hear about something that idiotic ... but could you please provide a source? It seems like a bit of an overreaction even for the Save-Our-Kids fanatics.

      Clearly such a situation is not designed to protect them from anything. While they may cause themselves harm by sharing nude photos, that harm has already been caused. The harm of going to prison and being labeled a sex offender is far, far worse

      That's a really dumb line of argument. Observe:

      Murder laws are intended to protect you from being killed. So if you go out and kill someone, clearly we shouldn't arrest you since such a situation would not be designed to protect you from anything. While you may cause harm by killing someone, that harm has already been caused.

      See? You're using the "individual" and "society" as if they were interchangeable, and they're not.

    6. Re:Not any more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would too. I'm a much more rational person today but if I was permanently labeled a sex offender as a teen, murder wouldn't be a possibility, it would be destiny.

    7. Re:Not any more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After their prison stay, they'll both have to register as sex offenders.

      And, considering the woeful state of protection of incarcerated people, they'll be seen fully nude and likely actually molested while doing their time. ("Hey, bitch, I want to see what you sent a picture of to your boyfriend.")

      Beautiful fucking logic, judge. They ought to go after your job for participating in real "distribution".

      Will anyone be surprised if someone goes after all parties involved in this abortion of justice?

    8. Re:Not any more by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Your example is dumb. In a murder there is clearly a victim and it is someone other than the perpetrator. If a person takes a naked photo of themselves and is convicted for that, they're basically being punished for victimizing themselves. Laws are made to protect the victims by punishing the perpetrators but it doesn't make any sense if the perpetrator and the victim are one and the same.

    9. Re:Not any more by c6gunner · · Score: 0, Troll

      but it doesn't make any sense if the perpetrator and the victim are one and the same

      You just seem unable to parse simple English. Like him, you are using the "individual" and "society" as if they were interchangeable, and they're not.

      Were we to follow your logic, we'd also decriminalize many other things including but not limited to:

        - all drug use
        - suicide
        - all public nudity
        - public urination and defecation
        - speeding, jaywalking, and pretty much all driving laws
        - trespassing
        - poaching
        - bribery/corruption
        - many types of pollution
        - theft/destruction of public property

      That's off the top of my head, although I know there are at least a dozen more I could come up with, and probably hundreds you could dig up in various bylaws. Every nation except for the US would also have to get rid of their gun laws, which would be interesting. In any event, since none of those crimes have a direct victim who is "someone other than the perpetrator", according to your logic we shouldn't have any of them.

      What you - and many like you - fail to realize is that most laws don't exist to protect individuals. They exist to protect "society". Whether or not that's a good thing is open to debate. What kind of society we want to have is also open to debate. However, as long as you're under the impression that laws are meant to protect YOU, you can't possibly make an informed contribution to those discussions.

    10. Re:Not any more by Asclepius99 · · Score: 2

      You don't really understand why certain laws are put into place do you? Speeding is not put into place because you might crash your car and hurt yourself, it's because you might crash into someone else and hurt them. Pollution only hurts the person polluting? Bribery and corruption don't affect anyone besides the person giving the bribe and the person receiving it? And how is theft/destruction of public property a crime where the perpetrator is also the victim?

      In fact, except for the first two, all of your examples involve an individual hurting more than just themselves. And do you really into that getting busted for drug use while you're under 18 is the type of crime where you should have to register as a junkie for the rest of your life? Or what about suicide? Should you even have to go to jail for attempted suicide? Honestly, why is that an offense that you're arguing against decriminalizing? A person was depressed enough to attempt suicide, let's give them more problems.

      Two underage teenagers giving each other nude photos (that they even took themselves) does not warrant any type of involvement from the state. If it's reported the only thing that should happen is that the kids' parents are told and they should punish them (not because the whole situation is so indecent so society but because you probably want to teach your kids it's probably just not a good idea). I find it hard to believe that a majority of us on here never had any sexual experiences (even just making out with someone) while both people were under the age of consent. It's completely natural, and as long as these kids didn't intend to sell the photos or give them out to friends after a bad breakup then nothing happened that should have a legal recourse.

    11. Re:Not any more by metacell · · Score: 1

      Good grief, in what way does it hurt *society* if a 15-year-old takes nude pictures of him/herself?

    12. Re:Not any more by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You don't really understand why certain laws are put into place do you? Speeding is not put into place because you might crash your car and hurt yourself, it's because you might crash into someone else and hurt them.

      No shit! Wow. Thanks, man, I don't know what I'd do without you.

      I'll return the favor and clue you in on a little something: if you read the comment previous to the one you're responding to, you tend to get a much better understanding of the context of the conversation.

      Cheers!

    13. Re:Not any more by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm TOO surprised to hear about something that idiotic ... but could you please provide a source? It seems like a bit of an overreaction even for the Save-Our-Kids fanatics.

      Aks and ye shall receive: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/07/02/10/1752233/Teens-Prosecuted-For-Racy-Photos

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    14. Re:Not any more by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      So, let me see if *I* understand your stance.

      Johnny and Suzie (both 15 years old) take nude photos of themselves and give them to each other. This act causes recognizable harm to society (or it's people on the whole) itself (pollution, bribery/corruption), some kind of violation of the property of an individual or organization (trespassing, vandalizing gov't property, potentially pollution again), or creates a situation wherein you are endangering others (traffic laws, pollution again)? At least enough so as to jail them and/or brand them for life, right? Or does it just show poor judgment and not really harm anyone?

      Because out of the whole of your list, most of the ones that I wouldn't agree need changed (personally feel drug charges should be limited to a DUI-type structure wherein being under the effect of intoxicants of any stripe serves to aggravate charges for other malfeasance) fall into one or another of those categories (only listed 1 or 2 for each but most of the others fit one grouping or another).

    15. Re:Not any more by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Laws are meant to protect everyone. You're pretty much an idiot for comparing theft of property to a 15-year old taking a nude photo of themselves and you're making some pretty wild assumptions about what everyone "realizes."

      Don't even get me started on drug prohibition. That has caused untold economic damage to society; it contributes to violent crime as well as unemployment and it's a huge waste of money. Most arguments in favor of drug prohibition rely on completely circular logic and are fielded by complete and total morons who haven't fully considered the implications.

    16. Re:Not any more by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      This guy won't listen to reason. He's a moron who seems to love insulting people on slashdot while making totally illogical arguments. I mean, he originally compared the kids taking nude photos of themselves to murder. How does that even make a lick of sense? Wait, are we being trolled?

    17. Re:Not any more by khallow · · Score: 1

      Murder laws are intended to protect you from being killed. So if you go out and kill someone, clearly we shouldn't arrest you since such a situation would not be designed to protect you from anything.

      The proper analogy would be being arrested for attempted murder because of a failed attempt at suicide.

    18. Re:Not any more by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      So, let me see if *I* understand your stance. Johnny and Suzie (both 15 years old) take nude photos of themselves and give them to each other. This act causes recognizable harm to society (or it's people on the whole) itself (pollution, bribery/corruption), some kind of violation of the property of an individual or organization (trespassing, vandalizing gov't property, potentially pollution again), or creates a situation wherein you are endangering others (traffic laws, pollution again)?

      Not even close. The fact that my very first words in the original comment were "I like your general point" should have tipped you off. I don't know how you got any of that stuff from. It's widely accepted, now, that slashdot readers don't RTFA, but you can at least RTF comments you're responding to.

      Here, let me make it easy for you:

      You're using the "individual" and "society" as if they were interchangeable, and they're not.

      What you - and many like you - fail to realize is that most laws don't exist to protect individuals. They exist to protect "society". Whether or not that's a good thing is open to debate. What kind of society we want to have is also open to debate. However, as long as you're under the impression that laws are meant to protect YOU, you can't possibly make an informed contribution to those discussions.

      Clear enough? I don't know how many different ways I can phrase this. The only "stance" I was making was to point out that when you argue against these laws based on the fact that they don't protect the individuals who break them, you're entirely missing the point.

      In fact, except for the first two, all of your examples involve an individual hurting more than just themselves.

      I'd LOVE to see you try and argue that public nudity harms people. Let's just assume you meant "first three" instead of "first two". It's still nonsense because you have to dilute your definition of "hurt". If I disobey traffic laws, I'm not harming anyone. If I take a shit in the middle of the street, I'm not harming anyone. None of those acts are harmful on an individual basis, they just create a statistical increase in risk and present a larger problem once a significant percentage of the population engages in them. Once you get your definition of "hurt" down to that point, you pretty much can't exclude ANYTHING from being considered harmful. Here's one example:

      Football isn't harmful in and of itself, but it does increase the statistical likelihood of dying or being paralyzed due to spinal injuries. Since excess deaths amongst the population have to be dealt with at least partly with public funds, this causes further harm to the medical system and emergency services. Furthermore, the activity colloquially known as "game night" leads directly to an increase in sedentary activity, combined with the consumption of excessive quantities of alcohol and various unnecessary carbohydrates, thereby causing further hurting the medical system and public welfare. Ergo, playing and watching football should immediately be made illegal.

      Does that sound reasonable to you? Can you give me a definition of "harm" which would fit the laws I mentioned, yet not also necessitate the criminalization of all sorts of mundane activities?

    19. Re:Not any more by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's interesting. Doesn't fully meet the criteria of the original article (he mentioned a "prison stay", which wasn't the case here), but it still seems rather dumb.

    20. Re:Not any more by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      That was just the initial story. Slashdot is terrible about followup stories. Fortunately the mainstream media has an attention span long enough to write up what happened later. A little Googling should show you the rest of it, now that you have the names.

    21. Re:Not any more by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Your example is dumb. In a murder there is clearly a victim and it is someone other than the perpetrator. If a person takes a naked photo of themselves and is convicted for that, they're basically being punished for victimizing themselves.

      It's even more amazing when the prosecution wants a teenager who took naked photos of themselves tried as an adult. So they want a person punished as an adult, because they're mature enough to understand what they were doing. And what they were doing was taking advantage of someone who was not mature enough to understand what they were doing.

    22. Re:Not any more by Wildclaw · · Score: 1

      How fucking stupid are you.

      5-6 of the points you listed are specifically stuff that affects others.

      And the remaining few points, suicide, drug use, nudity and partially public urination (depending on where it is done) is stuff that people regularly argue for to be decriminalized as it doesn't harm others.

      Please go fuck yourself, fucker. And sorry about the language, but I have to keep it simple for a fucker like you to understand how fucking stupid you are.

      Fuck, why am I responding to a troll. Go and die shithead.

    23. Re:Not any more by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      How fucking stupid are you.

      5-6 of the points you listed are specifically stuff that affects others.

      No matter how fucking stupid I may be, I'm intelligent enough to know that the words "affect" and "harm" have two completely different meanings.

      "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."

          - Plato

    24. Re:Not any more by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Actually, I meant "three" and somehow wrote "two" I literally intended from the top of the list through public nudity. My bad.

      If you violate traffic laws, dependent to some extent on the situation, you are creating an environment that endangers others. It's one thing to go 90 in a 60 at 4 AM when you literally are the only car on that road within a mile in either direction (that's basically my morning commute), it's another thing entirely to do it at 4PM during rush hour. Unless you just kind of mash them all together into "reckless driving" and devise a way to make it absolutely clear what is and what is not reckless without somehow describing specific verboten behaviours it's difficult to find the line between what is "excessive traffic regulation" and what is "recklessly endangering others, even if you manage to pull it off".

      Taking a shit in the street is violating the property of an individual or organization (gov't property in this case, unless you did so in someone's driveway in which case it would be their property you've violated).

      What you are saying is that there's no difference in the "harm" caused by tearing down say a small town street at 90 MPH during trick-or-treating at Halloween and watching a football game, so long as everyone on that street managed to get out of the way/you avoided them. Surely you see a difference in magnitude between these things, even though both only create an "increased statistical risk of injury or death", and why one of the two might be reasonable to make illegal versus the other?

    25. Re:Not any more by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Actually, I meant "three" and somehow wrote "two" I literally intended from the top of the list through public nudity. My bad.

      Yeah, I figured.

      If you violate traffic laws, dependent to some extent on the situation, you are creating an environment that endangers others.

      Yeah, I acknowledged that.

      Surely you see a difference in magnitude between these things, even though both only create an "increased statistical risk of injury or death", and why one of the two might be reasonable to make illegal versus the other?

      Yeah, but then you start getting into trade-offs. So now you've gone from arguing that some things shouldn't be illegal because they're not harmful, to arguing that some things shouldn't be illegal because they're not harmful enough and, besides, we like doing them.

      You're essentially correct, of course, but the amended claim directly contradicts the idea that things should only be made legal or illegal based on whether or not they're harmful. Which is what I was pointing out from the get-go. And as soon as you start considering laws to be a series of trade-offs, you're going to get a lot of disagreement on what should and should not be legal because such value judgments are inherently subjective. A pedophile and a concerned mother are going to have much different views on what constitutes an acceptable level of harm.

    26. Re:Not any more by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It might undermine all the religious brainwashing.

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  23. Wrong question by Mathinker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > What's wrong with sexual titillation from a drawn image of imaginary characters?

    You're asking the wrong question, IMO. You should have asked:

    "Why is it any worse than pure textual depictions of fictional children having sex?" (which AFAIK is not considered child pornography in most jurisdictions)

    Would ASCII art depictions of child-like figures having sex, which are simultaneously textual erotic fiction about children having sex, be considered child pornography?

    You could, of course, go in a different tangent and come up with the question:

    "Why is a simulated depiction of the sexual abuse of children any worse than simulated depictions of other heinous crimes?" (AFAIK there are no other crimes for which possessing a depiction of them is also a crime. No, wait! Under the DMCA, a depiction of copyright protection circumvention which is sufficiently detailed to aid in circumvention itself could be criminal. Oops, no. Even there, mere possession is not criminal, distribution might be.)

    1. Re:Wrong question by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is the rationale of the Judge:

      However it was also to deter the production of other material, including cartoons, that could "fuel demand for material that does involve the abuse of children."

      It's not clear whether this is a "gateway drug" argument or something somewhat different.

      Personally, I would not advocate criminalizing these images, but this guy makes a horrible test-case. It could be argued that it makes sense to register him as a sex offender for his previous case, that this situation revokes the basis for earlier leniency, but then to let it go at that. But this guy makes a horrible poster child for arguing for the right to produce and distribute these kinds of images: he practical makes the case for the "slippery slope" argument.

    2. Re:Wrong question by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      That's a strangely shaped slippery slope, if his first offense was images of actual children, and the second was of imaginary ones.

      One can at least make a case that prohibiting child porn depicting real, actual children prevents real, actual harm. That still comes a little close to thought crime for my liking, and I'd much prefer to see them focusing on the person who commits the crime rather than those who view the lurid video of it, but at least I understand where the position comes from. We don't prosecute those who view other types of lurid crime videos or images, we prosecute the criminals they depict. But even if I disagree with the position, I can comprehend it and the reasoning behind it.

      But this? This is absolutely thought crime. The Simpsons are not real people. They have no right to be free from harm, because they cannot be harmed. They're a figment of Matt Groening's imagination. A very famous figment, perhaps, but no less imaginary for it. There's no argument to "protect" someone who does not really exist. It's as silly as prosecuting Dad for assault when he taps the broom on the closet wall and tells his child he just drove the monster in the closet away.

      His prior conviction has no bearing here. It's like saying someone previously convicted of a computer crime charge should be prosecuted again simply for reading an exploit site. That's thought crime, and it's not a valid reason to prosecute someone in the first place. There should be no question of "repeat offender" sentencing when the action in question shouldn't be a crime to start with.

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    3. Re:Wrong question by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work that way, especially for offenses that are associated with profound behaviorial disorders. After a conviction, in many countries, you can lose rights that are protected for most other people, and sometimes the rights you lose are vague or designed for your circumstances. Restraining orders are characteristic of these sorts of things: for the past crime of threatening someone, you are forbidden from doing something that in and of itself is legal (getting within so many meters of someone.) Hackers are often prohibited from getting near a computer after they've been found guilty and then served their time: your very example is, in fact, a substantive one, and hackers may well lose their parole or be brought in for questioning if they start hanging out on exploit sites. There are pragmatic, if not legal, limits to the presumption of innocence when in an effective state of probation or parole. Sometimes, parole is made contingent on therapy, or abstinence from alcohol, or such.

      And in this case, it was within the letter of the law that he was convicted, anyway. That's what makes him a bad test case: he almost proves the case that links the cartoon images with the real ones.

      The "slippery slope" argument is that he was slipping back down, that there is a correlation between the position of the real ones and the fake ones.

    4. Re:Wrong question by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      It is not my understanding that he was on parole when he committed this "offense". You are correct that quite often parole comes with limitations on rights one would otherwise have. This makes sense-after all, if you had not been granted parole, you'd still be in jail with even more severely limited rights. Restraining orders are a civil action, so are in a bit different category-they're basically a type of injunction, punishable by contempt if violated just like any injunction. Many injunctions prohibit things that aren't actually crimes.

      However, the fact that this is within the "letter of the law" is the problem. Australia is supposedly a free, liberal democracy. Thought crime laws are incompatible with a liberal democracy. From my read of this (and if I'm wrong, please point me to the correct information), even someone who previously had not so much as had a traffic ticket could be convicted under this law. That is unacceptable in a country which claims it supports basic rights such as freedom of speech and expression.

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    5. Re:Wrong question by Entropy98 · · Score: 1

      he practical makes the case for the "slippery slope" argument.

      Seeing how this guy went from real images to a cartoon maybe it should be an "escalator" argument?

    6. Re:Wrong question by cgenman · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting what's being outlawed here. It is not against the law to be a gangster. Or to be a card shark. Or to have a predisposition to abusing your spouse. It is only illegal to engage in specific acts of gansterism, or cheating, or spousal abuse.

      It is, however, apparently the goal to outlaw being sexually attracted to children. Not specific acts of pedophilia, but rather the general concept of liking it. In no other set of laws do we attempt to outlaw being attracted to something, partially because it isn't really the place of law to set those preferences but mainly because it's bloody impractical. The closest we can do is outlaw anything that might be seen as liking it. So not only do we outlaw sexual abuse of minors, but we also outlaw images of that abuse. We outlaw virtual or faked images of child abuse. We outlaw pornography that pretends to be with underage people even though everyone involved is verifiably of legal age and consent. And we outlaw cartoon depictions and sculptures of child abuse. Congress even called this out specifically in the 1996 CPPA, saying that pedophiles might 'whet their own sexual appetites' with faked images.

      Of course, an angry person can calm down and get counseling. A card shark can be taught useful skills and get a real job. We have yet to find a real way to change anyone's sexual attractions. That, of course, leaves everyone in a bind. As a society, we have a vested interest in making sure these people don't abuse children ever again. The pedophile may well hate the sexual attractions that he or she has, but has no effective way of changing them. And personally, I want them away from any children my fiancée and I may have. So the law stays, and we just hope everyone goes to jail before anyone gets hurt.

    7. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not against the law to be a gangster

      Wrong.

    8. Re:Wrong question by Aceticon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More essentially:
      - Why are victimless "crimes" crimes at all?

      If it doesn't harm anybody and has no negative side effects for others than the perpetrator then there's no reason for it to be a crime. Ramblings about an activity "showing pre-disposition to"/"inducing the person to"/"making possible that a person does" commit a "real" crime are just that: ramblings - until the actual "real" crime is commited, there is no crime.

      This applies just as much to erotic images/texts/words about children (no actual children involved in making them = no "real" crime) as it does to taking drugs (which really only harm the one that takes them).

      A society that imprisions people for doing things that harm nobody or worse, for doing things in which they only harm themselfs is a society where the barbarians are winning.

    9. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the slope is so slippery he slid right up it from actual CP (the stuff which requires child abuse to make) to harmless-to-produce cartoons.

      (Not saying he's a good case, but a slippery-slope argument just isn't there.)

    10. Re:Wrong question by laughingcoyote · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So the law stays, and we just hope everyone goes to jail before anyone gets hurt.

      Ah, there's the rub, to give us our bit of Shakespeare for the day. For the record, my kids aren't hypothetical. And while I absolutely hope they are never hurt by a pedophile, there are only certain lengths I'm willing to go to in order to reduce that risk, because to go to greater lengths means almost certain harm from greater risks.

      Consider the risk of them being injured in a car accident. I'll use carseats for the ones whose age necessitates it, I'll drive very carefully and defensively while they're in the car, and I wouldn't let them ride with anyone else I didn't know or trust to keep them similarly safe. Those are all reasonable measures. What I wouldn't do is forbid them to ever ride in a car and force them to walk everywhere. That's unreasonable and may in fact make them less safe, and regardless would be an extreme reaction to a risk which is already well mitigated by more reasonable measures. Not eliminated, mind you, and no risk is ever truly eliminated even by the most draconian measures.

      The same is true here. I'm far more afraid of my children growing up in a society where the attitude is "Throw the deviant in jail before someone gets hurt!" than I am actually afraid of said deviant. A free society means we must tolerate people who think and want some pretty disgusting things. We can certainly punish those who act on such urges, be they to murder people of a certain race or sexually abuse children. But we cross a line when we imprison someone simply for what they think, like, have urges to do, say, advocate, or anything of the sort. Freedom means tolerating things you find revolting, if no one is actually being injured.

      Why? Because someone else probably finds you or me revolting. Someone probably thinks it's unconscionable that I have children and yet don't support the "Lock 'em all up! Think of the CHILDREN!" mentality. Someone else may strongly disagree with other political beliefs I hold. Someone else yet may just not like the color of my shirt.

      Freedom of speech, and expression, and thought means that I may think, say, and express these things whether those people like it or not, and that, in turn, they may do the same. That's the only way that system works. Starting to say "Well...all speech is free speech except THAT!" is the true slippery slope. I'd much rather take my chances and let someone watch Simpsons porn, if they really feel the need.

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    11. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Why is it any worse than pure textual depictions of fictional children having sex?" (which AFAIK is not considered child pornography in most jurisdictions)

      WRONG! Such textual depictions are absolutely considered illegal in Canada, being prosecuted exactly the same as pictorial materials. I believe this to be true in much of the UK as well.

    12. Re:Wrong question by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      But this? This is absolutely thought crime. The Simpsons are not real people. They have no right to be free from harm, because they cannot be harmed. They're a figment of Matt Groening's imagination. A very famous figment, perhaps, but no less imaginary for it.

      Whether or not such "virtual porn" is a "gateway" to actual harm and molestation or not (and I believe, in most cases, it's not) isn't necessarily the issue for those who want to prosecute these sorts of things. Even if you could prove scientifically through some sort of brain scan that an individual would never actually harm or molest a living, breathing human child, the mere fact that he thinks and fantasizes about such things -- even in an abstract, purely theoretical and fictional manner -- is enough of an "eewww!" factor to brand him and make him subject to punishment and ostracization.

      Frankly, though, given the evolving state of copyright law, I'd be more worried about Groening and 20th Century Fox/Gracie Films going after him for infringement. The way things are going, the punishment for that may end up being even more draconian than that for possessing kiddie porn.

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    13. Re:Wrong question by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      Australia does -not- have protections for either freedom of speech or expression. While it is generally accepted that we do have these supposed protections, we have neither. It is illegal to swear in public, it is illegal to possess depictions of sexual acts involving children (no matter wether the 'child' is real or imaginary), it is illegal to possess documentation on how to commit violent crimes, or create explosives (this last one without a license.) ... the list goes on.

      Austalia does NOT legally protect 'Free Speech'.

    14. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that like it surprises you?

    15. Re:Wrong question by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Try (by volume, not weight) 75% potassium nitrate, 15% charcoal, and 10% sulfur.

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    16. Re:Wrong question by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Why are victimless "crimes" crimes at all?

      In America at least, because they are a "sin". We have "sin taxes" on alcohol and tobacco, consensual sex between two men was illegal (until recently) in many states. In some places, you still can't buy certain items for work on Sundays (blue laws), gays can't marry, and much much more, simply because some people's ideas about "god" say that it is wrong, although no one is injured doing these things. It isn't enough to simply not do those things themselves, they must push their beliefs onto the rest of us. Not every Christian is a control freak/nut, but enough of them are in power to screw up the freedoms for the rest of us.

      Religion can easily be substituted for Alcohol in one of the wisest things Homer Simpson ever said... "Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

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    17. Re:Wrong question by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of course, an angry person can calm down and get counseling.

      And a pedophile can't? Counseling and self-help groups help alcoholics stay dry. Why can't they help pedophiles? Is pedophilia really stronger than alcohol addiction? Yes, it's a sexual urge but there are ways of handling urges. In fact, we could even issue child porn (drawn/rendered and produced by tightly controlled studios to ensure no actual children are harmed) to help them let off some steam. Have them police each other - they're likely very motivated to help each other stay clean.

      The reason that nobody does anything to help pedophiles is that nobody wants to help them. They don't want to (attempt to) solve the problem, they just want the problem to go away if they close their eyes to it. That clearly doesn't work but still people think that somehow outlawing pedophilia will magically make it disappear.

      I just hope that society gets its act together before someone discovers a gene that might create a predisposition to pedophilia and the scaremongers start demanding a mandatory eugenics program to be instated.

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    18. Re:Wrong question by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Ah, there's the rub, to give us our bit of Shakespeare for the day.

      Shakespeare? Wasn't he that pervert who wrote Romeo and Juliet?

      Juliet's age to quote him:

      But saying o'er what I have said before, My child is yet a stranger in the world. She hath not seen the change of fourteen years. Let two more summers wither in their pride, 'ere we may think her ripe to be a bride.

      http://www.twelfth-night.info/clicknotes/romeo/T12.html

      She was younger than fourteen.

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    19. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And personally, I want them away from any children my fiancée and I may have. So the law stays, and we just hope everyone goes to jail before anyone gets hurt.

      That's okay, just keep in the back of your head the possibility that one of your future children could be a pedophile.

    20. Re:Wrong question by batquux · · Score: 1

      Regardless of appearance, all the Simpsons characters are over 20 years old.

    21. Re:Wrong question by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      That rationale was never the rationale - that was sneaked in afterwards, to extend the law further to ludicrious situations where the original argument never applied.

      And yes, it's a poor test case, but that's why they start off with cases like these. Get the precedent set with a case no one dares defend, and then start applying the law to any random person they find. This also happened in the UK with the new 2009 "extreme pr0n" law - the first cases were people also already accused of other offenses (usually involving children), then it only took a few months for them to use it on an otherwise innocent guy for having a joke image.

    22. Re:Wrong question by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      You don't get to choose what you find sexually attractive. Once upon a time, we tried to cure people of 'being gay', but most of the civilised world has given up the notion.
      The key difference is that the person who finds children sexually attractive has no prospect of that happening.
      So perhaps we need to stop looking at it as a thought crime, and treat it as a mental illness maybe? But in order to do that, we'd have to stop witch hunting - who's going to go to a doctor and say 'doctor, I have pervy thoughts about children, please help' when they're face with going on the sex offenders register, and being scapegoated evermore?
      I would be prepared to bet that for every case of child sexual abuse, there's many more who have thoughts, but have never, and would never do that. Does using pornographic material to indulge a fantasy make someone more or less likely to actually commit an act?

    23. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not eliminated, mind you, and no risk is ever truly eliminated even by the most draconian measures.

      Imaginary risks(*) can be eliminated, by protecting minds from imagination.

      (*)Does not include unimaginable harm.

    24. Re:Wrong question by plastbox · · Score: 1

      We have yet to find a real way to change anyone's sexual attractions.

      Quite wrong, actually. Castration renders a man lustless, as does any condition that stops testosterone production. No lust, no hornyness, no sexual fantasies popping up.. One can, of course, still have sex with the aid of Viagra and stuff like that, but I guess it wouldn't really be all that interesting to have sex if you're completely asexual.

    25. Re:Wrong question by TheLink · · Score: 1

      To me it's "thought crime". Nobody should be prosecuted for such stuff. What if someone planted child porn on you or your property? What if some impulsive teenager sent you a naked pic of herself/himself? Guaranteeing that stuff is deleted beyond recovery is not so simple nowadays when you have "wear levelling algorithms" etc.

      There is no proof that children were hurt by hint, I doubt there is even proof that it was _likely_ that children would be hurt by what he actually did. If he hurt any children or tried to, then sure sentence him for it.

      In my opinion everyone should be allowed to be flawed in the privacy of their own homes. Whether it's to think murderous thoughts about other people, or to lust after their neighbour's spouse[1], or consider robbing a bank.

      Yes those thoughts ARE wrong. BUT, we are humans, people are flawed, and more importantly, Government, the Judges, and Cops, and Juries are all also human and flawed too.

      So to be on the safe side we should just judge people for what they do. And leave it to God to do the judging on thoughts.

      If you don't think there's a God, the majority of the people in the world disagree with you. You may think they are stupid, but if you are so smart, you should also realize that it is a very good idea to encourage the concept of having God punish people for wrong thoughts rather than let people do the punishing.

      [1] Adultery is a felony in Michigan (and a crime in many countries). If you don't think adultery is serious, maybe you should do a survey and ask married people what they think about it. FWIW, I'm single - from what I see adultery is often very damaging to families and thus society. In contrast some pervert wanking off to simpsons or even child porn isn't going cause any problems to families and society as long as he just keeps it to himself.

      Not like he's starting a "PedoPride" or Pedo-rights campaign... I'd draw the line at that - and no that line is not what you think it is, you pervert ;).

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    26. Re:Wrong question by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Even then the gang must violate two of 35 crimes for everyone in the group to be prosecuted under that statute.

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    27. Re:Wrong question by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

      From my read of this (and if I'm wrong, please point me to the correct information), even someone who previously had not so much as had a traffic ticket could be convicted under this law. That is unacceptable in a country which claims it supports basic rights such as freedom of speech and expression.

      You insensitive clod! I live in Australia, we have only one legal right here - our constitution allows us the right to "free trade between states". Period. What are you smoking? Where is the rest of it?? Oh - you want proof ? Try the "australian constitution" (hint - we have no bill of rights). P.S. Technically (no offense intended) people who make ignorant statements about our Monarchaic Democracy are "arseclowns".

    28. Re:Wrong question by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Can counseling make a person not homosexual? Why would pedophilia be any different?

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    29. Re:Wrong question by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Might as well ban cigarettes because it could "fuel demand for pot". It's cartoons, thought crime, fantasy, not reality. It's not enough that he's stopped looking at real children and imagine by drawings, they want to jail him simply because of what's inside his head. You have to make at least as many leaps of logic as Jack Thompson does going from violent games and movies to murder and mayhem to find any other reasons.

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    30. Re:Wrong question by tmosley · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that pedophiles should be REQUIRED to possess this type of imagery. By focusing their sexual desires on cartoons while simultaneously providing sexual relief, you doubly remove the risk towards real children.

      I mean, come on, we've got cases where sexual predators have gotten out of jail and have "learned their lesson", and no longer allow their victims to live lest they testify against them, or even more extreme, seal up their victims in a dungeon and force them to have your children for 15+ years. There have been plenty of cases of this, and it makes you wonder, how many people are out that that are doing this and not getting caught. 2/3rds of murders go unsolved, how many "runaways" do you think are actually in rape dungeons somewhere?

      If you give these people an outlet, they won't go to such extremes. These laws hurt society.

    31. Re:Wrong question by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      The victims in this case are the mobs of people who don't like to be around deviants. We need to protect their right to not be creeped out by weird people.

    32. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the time where the powers that were literally castrated people who were considered "retarded" (the term of the time) or had certain illnesses or were (shudder and tremble) considered psychopaths.

      Let the laws protect the weak at a reasonable level and let us not criminalize thought crime were nobody is actually harmed, directly or indirectly.

    33. Re:Wrong question by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Counseling also can't make an alcoholic non-alcoholic. It can make them abstinent, however. The idea isn't to make the pedophiles non-pedophile but to enable them to deal with their urges without molesting minors.


      You're essentially arguing that unless pedophiles can fundamentally change their personality in ways currently believed impossible we shouldn't even bother trying to work with them. That's not a useful attitude as it just promotes the head-in-the-sand mentality we see today: Pedophiles can't possibly be helped in any way we deem acceptable ergo they're always violent rapists ergo we need to take any reasonable or unreasonable step to ensure they all get locked up as soon as possible as it's a given they're going to harm someone sooner or later.

      Quite frankly, it's no wonder humanity isn't getting anywhere with attitudes like that.

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    34. Re:Wrong question by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I agree with your point, but still feel the need to play devil's advocate. In the law, we regularly speculate about an individual's thoughts and intentions, and criminalize or excuse their actions based on presumed intent.

      We criminalize actions that indicate that a "real" crime may follow. If I get caught with a small amount of illegal narcotics, I get charged with possession. If I am caught with a large cache of drugs, I get charged with intent to distribute, regardless of my actual actions or intentions. My behavior (possession of a large amount of drugs) is used to presume what my thoughts are (gonna sell this shit and make some $$$), which is used to presume what my next actions would be (actual distribution).

      Similarly, we decriminalize other actions based on intent. Homicide may be justified if the subject can show that the victim was attacking or threatening to kill the subject. The intent of the dead "victim" to do harm, and the intent of the subject only to defend themselves are mitigating factors.

      What is questionable is whether we can conclude that viewing cartoon child porn actually indicates intent to view real CP or molest real children in the future.

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    35. Re:Wrong question by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      "Why is it any worse than pure textual depictions of fictional children having sex?" (which AFAIK is not considered child pornography in most jurisdictions)

      IIRC, most jurisdictions which ban simulated CP, also treat textual descriptions of it as CP.

    36. Re:Wrong question by 5pp000 · · Score: 1

      For the record, my kids aren't hypothetical. And while I absolutely hope they are never hurt by a pedophile, there are only certain lengths I'm willing to go to in order to reduce that risk, because to go to greater lengths means almost certain harm from greater risks. Starting to say "Well...all speech is free speech except THAT!" is the true slippery slope.

      Thank you for this. I'm not a parent, so I can't express this as express this as forcefully, but I agree 100%.

      I think a big part of the problem is projection. The majority of child sexual abuse is within families. People want to distract themselves from that uncomfortable reality. I bet there are lots of parents who have had fleeting pedophilic thoughts -- thoughts they would never act on, in most cases, but which they also can't admit even to themselves. Much safer to fear the pedophiles out there.

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    37. Re:Wrong question by psithurism · · Score: 1

      Of course, an angry person can calm down and get counseling.

      And a pedophile can't? Counseling and self-help groups help alcoholics stay dry. Why can't they help pedophiles?

      I disagree with the GP's statement to begin with. I was in anger counseling (as a kid, I grew up now) and I had lapses. The number of AA members who have lapses is astounding, its hard to find consistent statistics but its at least 50% (100% of those that I know). And as GP said: "We have yet to find a real way to change anyone's sexual attractions," and he's right. We've tried to counsel homosexuals for some time now, and we just can't seem to "cure" any but a small minority of them. The chances of lapses from pedophilia therapy sound intolerable to me.

      The reason that nobody does anything to help pedophiles is that nobody wants to help them.

      And people wont start wanting to help anytime soon. A freind of a friend of mine was caught with pornographic images of children on his computer (USA). My friend reacted exactly as I would have; he deleted every email he ever received from the guy and de-friended him on all social network sights so the FBI didn't have any continuing connections to monitor. Showing up at parties with a known pedo? A good way to defriend everyone you know with kids.

      I just hope that society gets its act together before someone discovers a gene that might create a predisposition to pedophilia and the scaremongers start demanding a mandatory eugenics program to be instated.

      I hope so too, I just don't see any solutions :(

    38. Re:Wrong question by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      The chances of lapses from pedophilia therapy sound intolerable to me.

      More intolerable than dehumanizing all pedophiles? Yeah, the ones who do rape a child do something extremely disgusting there but does that justify stripping all of them of any dignity they have and a good deal of their rights, to boot?

      Also, your argument is inconsistent. Effectively, you are advocating that we should MAXIMISE the risk to the children. Because self-help groups are not fully effective, you argue that we shouldn't have them at all. Unfortunately that means trading off a safety net with 50% reliability for no safety net.

      It's the same old spiel all over again: If you simply ban something people are unlikely to give up you lose all control over it and you certainly aren't going to make it go away. In fact, you're only making it worse. It didn't work for alcohol and it didn't work for drugs. It definitely won't work for a sexual orientation. So please let's stop the War on Pedophilia and try to find a somewhat rational approach.

      In case you wonder: I don't have children but my brother does. I'm not too happy about my nephews and potential own children growing up in an environment that doesn't offer any protection from child rapists besides having them locked up after the fact.

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    39. Re:Wrong question by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Of course we protect Freedom of Speech.

      Not through bills or acts, but through common caselaw.

      It isn't anywhere as good as in the US or so, but we do have it.

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    40. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a tool.

      You cited three examples of specific restrictions based on a writ of the court (restraining order) or a person on parole/probation (no-computer, etc).

      Then you conflated it with someone who was not under either, trying to explain that this is a perfectly acceptable legal angle.

      If he had a specific condition or probation that forbade cartoons of children in his possession, sure, you have a point, but as far as I'm aware, he DID NOT.

      IF this law specifically stated "former offenders can't have cartoons of kids" you might have an argument, but trotting out his former conviction (when it wasn't even grounds or evidence in this case) is simply a straw-man to support an unsupportable law.

      Just my opinion...

    41. Re:Wrong question by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in your sources...

      I am not a lawyer, but I did do some research on this topic a while ago, and I found no such protections, so if you know something verifiable, I'd appreciate some links or references.

      thanks in advance? ^_^

    42. Re:Wrong question by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      IANAL either, I've just done some research like you as well.

      Australia is a common law country, and so previous case law is very significant.

      There have been quite a few cases ruling in favor or people to say what they like within the normal confines, i.e. hatespeech being disallowed etc.

      I'm not going to go digging on Austlii, but I know that there have been enough cases that out right to FOS is generally safe.

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    43. Re:Wrong question by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, thanks for the reference - Austlii. I was unaware of that site. I'll go take a look and see if I can further educate myself on these things. :P

    44. Re:Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... pure textual depictions of fictional children having sex?" (which AFAIK is not considered child pornography in most jurisdictions)

      I don't know about 'most', but unfortunately a fictional text description of sex involving children has been successfully prosecuted, by Marybeth ('a bong, a Chong, conservative whackjob!') Buchanan, who successfully prosecuted a Pennsylvania woman for writing fiction that depicted sexual abuse of minors (which, it turns out, was a form of self therapy, because the woman had actually been abused as a child).

    45. Re:Wrong question by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      And a pedophile can't? Counseling and self-help groups help alcoholics stay dry. Why can't they help pedophiles? Is pedophilia really stronger than alcohol addiction? Yes, it's a sexual urge but there are ways of handling urges.

      That argument applies equally well (or poorly) to homosexuality. Do you assert that being homosexual is also some kind of condition that needs treatment, or are you a hypocrite?

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  24. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by skine · · Score: 1

    He's already had the book thrown at him for potentially promoting the harm of children.

    Now, he's just in trouble for watching cartoon images of other people's depictions of his sexual fantasy.

    Surely there is a slight disconnect...

  25. Uh oh, he's a fatty. We'd better put him away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This seems obvious to me, but I'm not hearing it from anyone else, so I'm just going to be the voice of reason here.

    Guy downloads real child porn (I'm going to assume deliberately). Get's busted for it, because law makes the argument that he's contributing to actual child exploitation.
    - I don't agree with this, but it could be argued

    Guy downloads cartoon child porn. Get's busted for it, because law makes the argument that he's contributing to actual child exploitation?
    - Hard to argue the benefit to society here.

    Only possible explanation: It's been made into a thought crime. They just need proof someone has been thinking sexual thoughts about children. And apparently that's been made illegal.

    If a guy tries to abide by a law he got busted for by looking at cartoon child porn instead of real child porn, my first reaction is to support him. Am I crazy?

    1. Re:Uh oh, he's a fatty. We'd better put him away. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      No, you're not crazy. I sympathize with you on your first statement, but even if I didn't I'd much rather have this guy looking at cartoons than real kids.

      That is, if I was a rational person who wanted to protect children. Don't seem to be any of those left.

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    2. Re:Uh oh, he's a fatty. We'd better put him away. by honkycat · · Score: 1

      I agree. I pretty strongly suspect that most pedophiles would more than gladly give up their urges if it were as simple as that. It's exactly thought crime --- these laws aim to punish the urge rather than acting upon the urge. It's ridiculous. But like other taboo-related crimes, there's enormous political gain to be had from being unjustly "tough" on the crime. People idealistic enough (and with enough foresight to see the endgame of the proliferation of thought crime laws) to stand up for the rights of these defendants are far too rare to keep things in balance.

    3. Re:Uh oh, he's a fatty. We'd better put him away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if you dont look tough on child porn you are a pedophile.
      So you did the right thing posting that as AC, dont ever bring that up again.
      Next time i will be in the moralfags mob, throwing stone at you.

    4. Re:Uh oh, he's a fatty. We'd better put him away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am thinking about it right now, just to spite the law.

      It is not exactly a pleasant thought.

    5. Re:Uh oh, he's a fatty. We'd better put him away. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      law makes the argument that he's contributing to actual child exploitation.

      Well, the argument is generally that where there's a demand, people will step up to supply that demand. It does seem to hold true in most other cases, after all.

    6. Re:Uh oh, he's a fatty. We'd better put him away. by Velodra · · Score: 1

      If a guy tries to abide by a law he got busted for by looking at cartoon child porn instead of real child porn, my first reaction is to support him. Am I crazy?

      Yes, but don't worry, the thought police is coming to help you.

  26. Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Officers discovered the computer would no longer turn on but a year later police forensic experts recovered 64 images of cartoon child exploitation material in the machine’s recycle bin.

    So he threw the pictures in the recycle bin then blew the power supply. Very smart.

    Then again, that doesn't speak very well of the police forensic experts who spent a year trying to connect the hard drive to another computer to read it. Or maybe they just couldn't find the RECYCLED folder. I'm not surprised though, government efficiency and all that.

  27. Thought Crime Cliché by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy sounds like a less than savoury character, and genuine (ie. real, as in, with real children) child pornography is not excusable, but I'll bite for the ethical argument.

    Question: Why is child pornography illegal?

    I'd argue the primary reason is the obvious trauma, emotional and often physical, that such pornography involves. Occassionally you hear claims that it may be consensual (think 13 year olds consenting to the acts), but there's the reasoned argument that a person of that age is probably not mentally developed enough to fully appreciate what they are getting into. Those who download child pornography can be considered an accessory to the crime, to the extent they are perpetuating its continued existence by providing the market. However, in the case of animated/drawn child pornography, who's been hurt? These characters don't exist, they are a pure fantasy, they feel no more than the Doom monsters I killed thousands of as a child.

    Legally, who's the victim? Who's been harmed? Society has a habit of working itself into an absolute frenzy whenever child pornography and pedophilia comes up; it could well be the only thing that trumps terrorism in sheer levels of hysteria. But from a rational perspective, why should I care if the creepy dude next door likes to wank to Lisa Simpson? If those activities enter into the real world, then yes, we have a serious problem, but I've "murdered" a lot of beings, both alien and human, I've yet to do that in the real world, but I'm not stigmatised by society and labelled a, what, "murder offender"? My point being, I find the notion of prosecuting and convicting someone for what they have thought, versus what they have actually done in the real world, seriously disturbing; put simply, if someones actions don't cause any harm to others or themselves, I don't view it as my business to intrude. Bluntly, I think a lot of people have very creepy fetishes, it's just children have that particularly special status.

    What's sad, is that so few people will stand up in these kind of cases, for fear of themselves being labelled a closet pedophile or similar. I mean, what decent human being could possibly want to side with a pedophile? So people stay quiet and just let governments legislate against this sort of stuff. Child Pornography has been one of (if not THE) argument for the mandatory internet filter the government intends to implement down here in Australia, despite the fact, anyone with an ounce of grey matter can tell you it isn't going to work to stop the distribution of this stuff for a multitude of reasons, one of the most obvious being, it can only filter HTTP traffic. But, pointing this out to others can be difficult thanks to the pedophile invocation.

    1. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by Robotech_Master · · Score: 0

      I think the theory is that "child porn" of any kind, including cartoon character or virtual, promotes the child-molesting mindset in a child-porn fan. So, even cartoon kiddie porn might make it more likely that the viewer might go and molest a real kid someday.

      Not saying it's right, but just that I seem to remember hearing that's what the theory was.

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    2. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      I have, do, and will side with pedophiles in cases such as this. And publicly too, not just on the internet. I'm much happier having him wank to cartoons than children, and happier to have him wank to child porn than fucking a kid.

      My personal opinion is that the creation of child pornography is immoral and heinous. Children truly don't know what they're getting themselves into. That's why the creation or purchase of CP should be met with very strict punishments.

      But mere downloading? I doubt you'll convince anyone that it should be legal. Legalizing something (that is, repealing the law against it) says something more than just ignoring it, since it's an active process. Maybe a better (political) tactic is to not enforce it.

      Now children don't know what they're doing, but teens sure do. I'd say 15 and up - after that point, you are as responsible about sex as you ever will be. Or, more accurately, if you mature further at all it'll definitely be after 18. I can support this with personal evidence from growing up, and collaboratory evidence from friends.

      I defy anyone to tell me that a 15-16 year old has less of an ability to consent to sex than an 18-year-old on their birthday. Biologically, 16 is about the right time - so is it a surprise that us males are turned on by young-to-mid teens and up?

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    3. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like Grand Theft Auto IV promotes the killing spree mindset of the murder fan.

    4. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      OK, but why is it still legal to own and view media (books, games, movies, TV) that not only depict violence, murder, and drug use, but often even glamorize it? Do we believe that media only encourages deviant sexual behavior, but not other anti-social and destructive behaviors? Do we have science to back this up?

      I believe in protecting minors, there's no doubt about it. We began with good intentions, however, when it comes to protecting them from exploitation and anything to do with sexuality, we are so vigilant that logic and reason just fly out the window.

      Men are being made into sex offenders because of public urination. We have teens becoming sex offenders for being just 1 or 2 years older than another consenting teen partner. We have teenage girls being prosecuted for producing and distributing child pornography for taking inappropriate photos of themselves. You can be arrested for Photoshopping the head of a 17 year actress onto the body of a porn star. I'm waiting for the case where an 18-year old boy marries a 17 year old girl, and then gets arrested for making a sex video with his wife.

      Not only do we make absurd catches with these wide and poorly thought out legal nets, we also make it so big of a pain in the ass for sex offenders (both the *real* ones, and those that are victims of the system) to live anywhere legitimately, we have many of them end up dropping off the grid.

      It's not just thought crime, it's a witch hunt. Nobody really wants to stand up for such people. If we hear porn, molestation, exploitation and sex charges dealing with a minor, we automatically assume guilty. We simply don't want to take the chance that it's true.

      All that said, it could have been a lot worse. 9/11 gave us new witches to burn.

    5. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sounds quite logical. After all, we all know that it's those dreaded shooter games that turn our kids into violent killing machines that go to their school and mow down their classmates. It's exactly the same argument and exactly the same logic. There's something virtual that causes something real.

      So I may not be a pedo, but I'm a dedicated player of first person shooter games. So far, I managed to keep myself from getting a gatling gun to blow up the cubicles around me at work. And I guess a lot of the people reading here did so, too.

      In other words, I'd consider that argument weak. At best.

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    6. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      I'd tend to agree with you. There are a number of things I enjoy reading or writing or playing video games about that I wouldn't dream of doing in real life. Skydiving, for instance.

      But there are certain hot-button topics where you just don't want to take chances. Where even if you only screw up one time out of a thousand, it costs innocent lives. Ask the Secret Service how seriously they take even "obvious" jokes about threatening the President or his family, for instance.

      Right or wrong, perceived threats to children are one of those hot buttons. (In fact, you could argue that, from an evolutionary standpoint, it's vital to overreact to threats to children.) There's a reason "won't somebody think of the children?" is such a cliché, and that's because it's true.

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    7. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never mind the "I'd rather they look at cartoons than real kids" angle, my question is, if there is no victim why is this a crime? Lets be realistic here, people get their jollies in all kinds of ways, and I think the vast majority of them are nasty, but you know what, consenting adults and all that. Be as nasty as you want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. I fail to see cartoons hurting anyone.

      Aside from that, all our sex laws need a dose of reality, 18? really?

      I got news for you, if you think your teenage kids aren't having sex you just aren't paying attention.

    8. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If we agree that it's the production of real[1] CP that's harmful to kids.

      And if we also agree that downloading harms the producers (must be true - the movie and music industries say so).

      Then the only conclusion you can draw is that the logical thing to do is encourage downloading of CP. Heck, make it compulsory!

      [1] Not cartoon, not CGI, not some 25 year old woman who's a bit thin.

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    9. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if you think of the children so often as these self proclaimed child protectors, you're polly a pedo.

      The notion of "one screwup is worse than a thousand false alarms" is a quite slippery slope, though. You have to very carefully weigh your consequences for either case before you go overboard. And, sorry to be blunt, with the child protection hysteria, we are already way overboard.

      We're not talking about one screwup costing thousands of lives. You could even use it in the case of terrorism. One blunder can cost assets worth millions and the lives of thousands. We have prior art for that. What can a screwup in the case of a pedo be? A child, maybe a few children, seriously hurt and screwed up for life. If, and only if, the person in question would actually go and mess with real children in the first place.

      On the other end of the stick in this case is screwing up the lives of people who have done nothing wrong, because even if acquitted, they will be branded as pedos in the minds of the people (ya know, "they wouldn't have tried him if there wasn't some reason..."). Their family and friends usually sever their ties with them because nobody wants to be associated with someone labeled pedo.

      Unless you can make absolutely sure that something like this does not happen, yes, something has to happen first before you may step in. And you cannot make sure that you'll never go overboard. Hell, with the current hysteria we do go overboard time and again. Teenagers tried as pedos for sending each other pictures of each other. Parents tried as pedos because they washed their children ("did he touch you there" "yeah, when I was in bath" was in at least one case I know enough). And so on.

      And as long as it is more socially acceptable to beat your kids than to hug them, this will not change.

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    10. Re:Thought Crime Cliché by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      I don't condone it. Just trying to explain the thinking behind it. You (or someone so far up the thread that I can't see who it was now) did ask.

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  28. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then maybe I'll invest in a flock of pre-schoolers and a cryogenics lab.

  29. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, censorship in 10 steps

    ftfy.

  30. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Actually, every one of those steps is censorship.

    What's in place now is censorship, too. It's just milder - for now.

    Also, art censorship in Australia is nothing new. Internet censorship is coming in. The government has even enacted laws that allow them to censor political representatives' reports to their constituents.

  31. A fine line has been drawn by Ace905 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This guy is obviously a pedophile, the article points out he has a prior conviction of posession of actual child pornography. His defense that the images were just funny is a total lie -- and other people have pointed this out.

    The problem I have with this case is that the guy is disgusting, his motives were obvious and so it is very easy to support his conviction. But with Cartoons, it could be argued that there is _no victim_ at all. And as much as I hate pedophiles, and I do - I don't believe that the images, real or cartoon, actually encourage pedophile tendencies.

    Images of children being exploited sexually have been banned all over the world because the children have to be protected from those images remaining in circulation for their entire lifetime; images of children being exploited sexually encourage other pedophiles to exploit more children on camera for the purpose of trading images, etc. BUT with the case of a cartoon -- none of these reasons hold true, and more importantly, at best - they encourage pedophiles to draw cartoons of children being sexually exploited which, as i said, doesn't create any victims. Distributing actual child porn may encourage the creation of child porn, but it doesn't turn otherwise normal hetereosexual people into pedophiles. You have to be a pedophile to begin with to even want it.

    Now that this guy has been charged, and this is obviously a precedent setting case - it will be easier to charge and dole out harsh sentences for people found posessing cartoon porn even if it is their first offense and they really aren't pedophiles. I mean, cartoons are sometimes funny and in the case of Simpsons porn - I know I've seen a few cartoons featuring Bart and Lisa that were funny and.... at least to me, not sexually exciting at all. I mean christ, they're cartoons.

    It seems to me that they've gone after an easy person to hate, with a history of child porn collecting - to blindside people to the over zealous and really very useless law they've just created.

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    1. Re:A fine line has been drawn by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      So, basically, you think the law should convict people for what they are, not for what they do. How, ummm.. Victorian of you.

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    2. Re:A fine line has been drawn by potpie · · Score: 1

      Think about this too:
      Presumably we cannot be convicted for our thoughts. So clearly nobody can be arrested for just THINKING about what child pornography would look like, even though it's a pretty deviant thought. Let's say he drew this kind of cartoon himself, alone, just for himself, and the police found it while searching for ACTUAL crime. Would the courts go so far as to put a man in jail for drawing a picture? And what, really, is the difference between that and this? He did have to FIND the picture, and he did apparently KEEP the picture, but it still seems like a stretch. Honestly I don't even think the Simpsons look human enough. And there's another thing, what about anthropomorphic pornography? Would they have to calculate the presumed age of the fictional victims in dog/cat/furry years?

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    3. Re:A fine line has been drawn by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Distributing actual child porn may encourage the creation of child porn, but it doesn't turn otherwise normal hetereosexual people into pedophiles.

      Does it turn normal homosexual people into pedophiles? Or do you think they're all pedophiles anyway?

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    4. Re:A fine line has been drawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      One of the problems in society is the huge disconnect between pedophilia and child porn. Pedophilia is an attraction to prepubescents, you can be 14 years old and be a pedophile (and yes this has happened), but if you have sex with 99 women over 18, and one 10 year old child, it doesn't make you a pedophile. Child Porn on the other hand is an image of a person under the age of 18 years or appears to be under 18 (So they could be 25 dressed up in a schoolgirl uniform for example), real or imaginary (eg the Simpsons Porn), clothed or not.

      So people assume if someone gets done for the possession of child porn that they are a pedophile when in fact they may not have any images of prepubescent children at all. Even a photo of a baby in a bathtub can be considered to be child porn if some nut comes along and says that it can be construed to be sexually suggestive to a pedophile. As someone else said, two 17 year old took photos of each other having sex and got done for child porn and yet the sexual age of consent for them was 16.

      There are people out there who do want the sexual age of consent to be increased, and also the child porn age to be increased to 21.

      So next time you see a report of someone being convicted of possessing child porn, all the images may in fact be people who are over 18 when the images were taken, but they may look like they are under 18.

    5. Re:A fine line has been drawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > His defense that the images were just funny is a total lie -- and other people have pointed this out.

      REALLY?! If you couldn't get 'real' porn or a woman (assuming that is your preference) you would fap to Marge Simpson having sex with Homer instead of Victoria's Secret commercials? Can you say (without feeling silly) that Marge blowing Homer is more exciting than these (assume NSFW, YMMV)
      http://binside.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/07/victoria_secret_karolina.jpg
      http://binside.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/07/victoria_secret_adriana.jpg
      pictures? I for one know which of those I'd prefer...

      I think it's safe to assume that the vast majority of pedophiles would find pictures of real children in swimsuits way more exiting than a cartoons of children having sex. A simple google for "children beach" would likely be more rewarding than those cartoons, and then there's the various 'child model' websites, which are supposedly legal.

    6. Re:A fine line has been drawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound so tough on child porn you are obviously not a pedophile.

      I heard many storys about ashamed homosexual that use to hate, and some time commit crime on affirmed homosexual only to convicne them self they are not one of them. I wonder if we can draw parallel with such virtuous believes as yourself.

  32. never under estimate the stupidity of the law by cl191 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess I need to draw some clothes on my stick figure man just to be safe from now on.

    1. Re:never under estimate the stupidity of the law by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess I need to draw some clothes on my stick figure man just to be safe from now on.

      Good idea, somebody better go tell Randall

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    2. Re:never under estimate the stupidity of the law by ydrol · · Score: 1

      Only if the head/body size ratio is larger than normal.

    3. Re:never under estimate the stupidity of the law by consonant · · Score: 1

      XKCD is done for.

    4. Re:never under estimate the stupidity of the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      xkcd is going to be illegal in Australia

    5. Re:never under estimate the stupidity of the law by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      No, just write at the bottom of each page "(c) Author. All fictional, non-real characters depicted in this scene are over the legal age of consent to appear in a sexual scene depiction reproduced on film, or in digital form, in $country."

      That should do it!

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  33. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by _KiTA_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So ... if someone has 20-year-old pictures of a 10-year-old being raped, it's okay because now the child in question is 30?

    While I don't see the harm in cartoon-sex, you can't really expect the "but technically $person is over 18 today " defence to work or even be acceptable.

    If you can, what's wrong with killing people? Technically they're already dead by the time you get to court over it, and there's no point in crying over spilt milk.

    Except Maggie, Bart, and Lisa are not real people. They do not have human rights. They are not children. They are cartoon characters.

    Child Pornography is illegal because it violates the rights of the children contained therein -- the right to consent, amongst others. The Simpsons "kids" have no such rights because they don't exist.

    Treating this material differently is merely a way to punish people modern society considers "creepy." That's all.

  34. He didn't learn his lesson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was convicted of not staying the hell away from that sort of crap after he was shown to be prone to it to begin with. Maybe they only found the cartoons, but...

    It's sort of like associating with known felons while on parole. It's a sign that you haven't learned your lesson and are going to get in trouble again.

    1. Re:He didn't learn his lesson... by Xeno+man · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe they only found the cartoons, but...

      But what? But he may or may not still be thinking about that stuff? But he may be thinking about raping a kid? But he might go to a public school and rape a class room? Your assuming the worst about someone based on a single conviction. Maybe he is totally perverted or maybe he was just mildly curious and happened to get busted.

      Basically I see this like a guy that was busted for smoking pot and now he is being arrested for smoking a cigarette because it's kind of similar.

    2. Re:He didn't learn his lesson... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Well, to adapt the argument brough forth by other posters: Tobacco "normalizes" the market for drugs and is clearly a gateway drug for stronger drugs. Therefore it's just adequate that he gets convicted, especially because he already did pot before, which means he's a bona fide drug fiend.

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    3. Re:He didn't learn his lesson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see the pot has now spoken out about how the kettle shouldn't be talked about.

    4. Re:He didn't learn his lesson... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Basically I see this like a guy that was busted for smoking pot and now he is being arrested for smoking a cigarette because it's kind of similar.

      Your analogy is wrong.

      he was arrested the first time for possessing imagery that depicted sexual acts with a minor, he was arrested the second time of possessing imagery depicting sexual acts with a minor.

      The key word is depicting, a cartoon is a depiction as much as a photograph. It's the content of the depiction that he's being arrested for. This is the equivalent of saying that stealing a copy of the Mona Lisa from the museum gift shop is not theft because it's not the real Mona Lisa.

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  35. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly he should have been arrested for copyright infringement instead.

    Copyright infringement? In which episode did the child porn appear in?

  36. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Capsaicin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How the hell was he let off the hook the first time?

    Maybe because it was a first offence?

    And how serious was the nature of the "child exploitation material" the first time, given this is also classifed as such?

    OTOH wanting to throw the book (or something even heavier) at him for looking like that I can understand!

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  37. Thought crime... by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

    ...defined.

    Our species fails it here... big time.

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  38. Underaged? by flaptrap · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I will drink no Aussie Beer aged ten years or over. Make that however long it takes to get to the stores in the States plus a week or two.

  39. Bart's Unit by flyboy974 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So everyone who owns or has seen the Simpson's movie is liable for child porn? Is it me or didn't Bart go skateboarding naked in the movie, including showing his "talent". If I draw two stick figures in a suggestive manner, is that child porn? How old is a stick figure?

    1. Re:Bart's Unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I draw a dead stick figure, will I be arrested for murder??

    2. Re:Bart's Unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you are in stupid Australia. Your Aussie Government are really get to be a bunch of wankers.

    3. Re:Bart's Unit by Mr_Miagi · · Score: 1

      Is it me or didn't Bart go skateboarding naked in the movie, including showing his "talent".

      Some would argue that Bart skateboarding naked isn't "suggestive" enough to be classed as porn, but what about when he's handcuffed shortly thereafter, totally naked?

      Surely the Australian Government can't convict everyone who paid to go watch the movie?

      This case is quite stupid, although the image in question is much more "pornographic" in nature than any part of the film ever was. I guess the jury will have to decide what constitutes "engaging in sexual acts".

    4. Re:Bart's Unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess if I'm ever questioned about having seen child porn I should respond "no comment". The law will screw you if you say no. The law will screw you if you say yes. The law will screw you if you say nothing. The law will screw you if you say "no comment". It doesn't matter what you say. We're just all screwed unless we're not ask anything at all.

    5. Re:Bart's Unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be more concerned about anyone who has seen the 2012 olumpic logo:

    6. Re:Bart's Unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but major publications here in the UK (such as Max Power magazine..yes i used to read it...) have these pages where you can buy mobile content and even there I have seen some of the aforementioned images....

    7. Re:Bart's Unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has to be some sexual suggestion for it to qualify as pornography. A nude picture does not pornography make.

    8. Re:Bart's Unit by paiute · · Score: 1

      So everyone who owns or has seen the Simpson's movie is liable for child porn? Is it me or didn't Bart go skateboarding naked in the movie, including showing his "talent".

      If I draw two stick figures in a suggestive manner, is that child porn? How old is a stick figure?

      The stick figures are old enough to do this:

      http://www.fliptomania.com/shop/product/132.html

      I hope that the male stick figure applied the formula:

      B4I4Q, RU/18, QT pi?

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    9. Re:Bart's Unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't his "talent". He was flipping off the audience with his hand oriented downward in the appropriate location to cover his "talent".

    10. Re:Bart's Unit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I crumple up your drawing of a dead stick figure and throw it out the window am I guilty of littering or abuse of a corpse?

  40. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by honkycat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'll wager that it's the under-resourced that was the limiting factor, since it doesn't sound like it took major effort. Given that California has something like a decade of unprocessed DNA rape kits due to lack of resources, it wouldn't be the least bit surprising if data forensics had a year long wait before they even got around to touching a new case.

  41. In all fairness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't the children of The Simpsons, like real old by now? They were like under 10 back in 1989. Wouldn't they be at least 30 by now?

  42. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, they wouldn't. not if they mounted the drive read-only. i do it all the time because I do not trust linux to write to ntfs partitions without corrupting them.

  43. Partial nudity by loshwomp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's bad enough that partial nudity is starting to be considered porn.

    The whole idea of "partial nudity" is silly anyway. Anyone who isn't covered from head to toe is "partially nude".

    1. Re:Partial nudity by b4k3d+b34nz · · Score: 1

      Are you really trying to make that your case? We wouldn't tell women "show me your genitals" if it wasn't quite obviously different from looking at wrists or necks.

      Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

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    2. Re:Partial nudity by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It only is different because our decency laws make it so. Talk with someone from 500 years ago and ask him whether asking a woman to show her ankles is considered sexual harrassment.

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    3. Re:Partial nudity by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you really trying to make that your case? We wouldn't tell women "show me your genitals" if it wasn't quite obviously different from looking at wrists or necks.

      The main reason it's different is that we make such a big deal out of it. If you lived in a society where women were covered from head to toe, the sight of a female ankle would arouse similar feelings. Conversely, if you lived in a society where everyone walked around nude all the time, you would find it perfectly normal to be surrounded by breasts and genitals on a constant basis.

      The variability of sexual interest can also be demonstrated by the existence of fetishists. For instance, podophiles find the sight of feet just as (if not more) arousing than the site of genitals. The levels of homosexuality in ancient Greece show a similar phenomenon - large numbers of men being strongly attracted to other men, rather than to female genitals. We know that sexual attraction/preference is transferable and trainable, to some extent. While society in and of itself may not define what you are attracted to, it certainly plays a major role.

    4. Re:Partial nudity by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Your argument is sound, your details are off. Pick around a hundred and thirty years ago, in England and you'll be accurate. In fact, it strengthens your point because it is so close.

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  44. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Treating this material differently is merely a way to punish people modern society considers "creepy." That's all.

    As we rightly should! If today we allow this, then tomorrow it might be acceptable for fat guys in beards to dress in sailor moon outfits. And when we start to allow that, then humanity's slide into depravity will be unstoppable.

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  45. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ppl are allowed to get off any any "fuqed up" thing they want. If no one is hurt (a cartoon) then who really cares? His business.

    And btw, I think you are a threat to society for thinking about how fucked up you think cartoon child porn is because you thought about (and imagined) it. Shame on you.

  46. Violent games by Dracil · · Score: 1

    Isn't this basically the same arguments people make to ban violent games? You get excited from killing fake people.

    1. Re:Violent games by defireman · · Score: 1

      And people should ban racing games because it promotes speeding. etc.

  47. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty insightful if you ask me, especially the part about stick figures.

    If dude has a lawyer worth his/her weight in whatever, the jury will get the same or stronger arguments.

    And no, I didn't rtfa.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way he is going to get a fair trial. If there is any mention of his past conviction, the jury won't feel any sympathy for him. Perhaps.

      But, yeah. Maybe this decision makes The Simpsons movie illegal in Australia now? Is it illegal to sell child pornography in Australia? Maybe some people can go to video stores and report them to the local police if they're selling the movie.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Informative

      And no, I didn't rtfa.

      It's as simple as this: he pleaded guilty.

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    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      That just means he needs a better lawyer, not that justice or society has in any way been served.

  48. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by LBt1st · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But of course, having pictures of murdered children (cartoon or otherwise) is perfectly legal.

  49. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by mweather · · Score: 1

    The characters have been active for 23 years, not in suspended animation. You could genetically modify some preschoolers so they never grow up if you want. Having sex with them would be perfectly legal. The genetic manipulation, not so much.

  50. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    More likely it took a year for the prosecutors to get around to submitting the drive for analysis.

  51. All hail by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All hail the Pedo Finder General!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvsoVdvtZC4

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    1. Re:All hail by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Holy effin' cow! How did that make it on TV without being hystericized off the air immediately?

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    2. Re:All hail by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Happens from time to time. It was part of a cartoon sketch show which was intended to drum up publicity.

      Another one (though I doubt you'd find it on Youtube) which definitely did cause hysterics was the Brass Eye paedophile special:

      http://www.channel4.com/programmes/brass-eye/4od#2929844

    3. Re:All hail by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      It's from a show on the BBC, and the British have a lot more tolerance and leniency over what can be broadcast. The show is called 'Monkey Dust' and features sections written by a lot of different British writers. It's pretty bleak all the way through. Torrents are kicking around the usual places.

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    4. Re:All hail by Elky+Elk · · Score: 1

      He never did it, he only said he did it so they'd take his testicles out of the mangle.

    5. Re:All hail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the funniest things ever put on TV, everybody should watch it.

      The only shame is that it's so UK centric with its celebrities - yanks just can't appreciate Dr. Fox saying that pedos have more DNA in common with a crab than they do with us, or Richard Blackwood sniffing his keyboard and feeling "more suggestible" in quite the same way.

      Chris Morris should have been knighted for all of Brasseye TBH.

  52. A silly crime deserves an equally silly defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't the Simpson kids all in the their 20s now? The show passed a 20th anniversary. I'd like to see the prosecutor make the perpetually 10 argument. I've got no idea the ages on the Powerpuff Girls but I'm guessing in their teens. I'm all for locking up child molesters for life but this is nuts. I might consider the guy dangerous if he had other kiddie porn or had a massive collection of cartoon kiddie porn but a few downloaded images fits his excuse which doesn't make him a child predator just some one with tacky tastes. Didn't they go after Pee Wee Herman over some coffee table art books that happened to have naked kid photos in them? The police will at times bring up some one on charges just to avoid looking bad. I more than once had cops try to find something else to charge me with over bogus traffic stops. They used to pull me over for a busted tail light as an excuse to search my car knowing they had the tail light to fall back on if the search turned up nothing, which it never did. I once got pulled over for driving too fast past a crime scene and my car got searched. The irony being the road was a washboard and I was driving 20 mph in a 25 mph zone. It was just an excuse to search my car.

  53. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by f0rk · · Score: 1

    Well, The Simpsons is ~21 years old. That makes the kids at least 30 years old.

  54. Jesus Facepalming Christ. by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1, Troll

    I don't get it. I just don't fucking get it.

    Goverment trying to take away your privacy? Meh.
    Corporations and wealthy people gaming the legal system for fun and profit? Yawn.
    Corrupt politicians rigging elections? *snore*
    Government trying to take away the 'right' to cartoon child porn? Holy shit. It's time to take up arms and mobilize the civilain milita and fight this freedom infringing evil.

    Don't give me that BS that it's a victimless crime. It does not change the fact that you're a dereanged weirdo that is spanking off to kids.

    1. Re:Jesus Facepalming Christ. by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 0, Troll

      Damn, that was fast. Even for Slashdot.

    2. Re:Jesus Facepalming Christ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus does not approve.

    3. Re:Jesus Facepalming Christ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your post does not change the fact that you're a dereanged weirdo that is spanking off to slashdot.

      And don't give me that BS that it's a victimless crime. I get seriously mental problems from it, and will have to devote my life to put you behind bars.

    4. Re:Jesus Facepalming Christ. by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It does not change the fact that you're a dereanged weirdo that is spanking off to kids.

      Yes he is. Who is being harmed such that we need to punish the perpetrator?

  55. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I'm fairly sure the first drawing of Lisa is WAY older than 18 years by now, which makes her an adult by all legal standards.

    What? It's silly to the extreme already, why not kick it up a notch?

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  56. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Cimexus · · Score: 1

    The relevant Australian law requires a depiction of a person that is, or appears to be, under 18. Maggie/Lisa/Bart satisfy this definition by any 'reasonable person's' standard (which is what the law looks at in interpreting this kind of stuff).

  57. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I consider it way creepier that the legal system considers cartoons real enough to protect their "human" rights.

    That's creepy!

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  58. A truly sick society that's lost it's way by syousef · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Child Pornography is illegal because it violates the rights of the children contained therein -- the right to consent, amongst others

    That's a strong argument against creation, but a weaker one against distribution. (You could still argue that distribution does further damage by embarassing the child, so it's still a valid argument - just not as strong)

    Treating this material differently is merely a way to punish people modern society considers "creepy." That's all.

    I think you'd find the powers that be phrase it differently. For instance argue that gratification from cartoons leads to or encourages real world abuse.

    I'm in 2 minds about this, but I do think we should save harsh punishment for harsh crimes, and destroying someone's life and imprisoning them definitely qualifies as a harsh punishment where as having a giggle at immature cartoon porn that may involve depiction of child characters I find difficult to classify as a harsh crime. People and the laws they make have no sense of proportionality as soon as the word sex is mentioned. The dichotomy of laws like this with prolific sexual material and the legal sexualisation of children through idiotic kiddie pagents and the like is disturbing. It's a sign of a truly sick society that's lost it's way.

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    1. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by _KiTA_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you'd find the powers that be phrase it differently. For instance argue that gratification from cartoons leads to or encourages real world abuse.

      I don't think there's ever been a study done proving such a link.

      It would be an interesting study, no doubt, but it sounds like there's a chance that it would go against "accepted wisdom," which means said study would never be done, or would simply be ignored.

    2. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Distribution of (real) child pornography is still a very bad thing. Aside from the trauma to the child (which is big thing in and of itself), you can make a supportable argument that distribution encourages production.

      Now as to artificial work, there are a number of problems. For one, no child has been harmed by it. For two, it can be very subjective what is porn and what is not. Just because someone gets turned on by a picture, it doesn't mean it is offensive or pornography. Unfortunately, this latter seems to be the way UK law now handles something. A film like Let the Right One In from Sweden shows a girl of around 13(?) naked from the waist down at one point. It's in no way porn - it's scary. But someone might like that and then it becomes pornography? Terrible principle for determining things. Or look at the kerfuffle about the cover to the Scorpions' Virgin Killer we had a year ago in the UK. Determining whether an artificial work is porn or not is of itself a very difficult thing. A recent UK law however, was explicitly stated during its implementation process as 'allowing the police to lock up people they wanted to lock up if they couldn't find a way to prove something'. I kid you not - the comment was made in the House of Lords as one of the purposes of the law.

      But the final question about artificial child pornography is whether it increases the likelihood of real offenses against children. I think if someone is attracted to pre-pubescent girls (and that's another thing - a girl of seventeen is "child pornography". Are they serious? It might be best not to allow pornographic images / films of her all over the place because she probably is too young to make informed decisions about these things, but to imply that it's wrong to find her physically attractive? At that age, a girl is biologically screaming sexual attractiveness! You might not find her attractive after half an hour of seventeen year old conversation mind you, but that's a different matter. ;) But anyway, back to the point... if someone is attracted to pre-pubescent girls, I doubt access to cartoon pornography is going to make a whit of difference. There's something wrong there a priori. But what it might do is diminish the chance of that person actually going out and harming a child. To be brutally honest, a porn-induced wankathon makes most guys lazier about actually trying to get with a real girl. A number of my female friends have complained that men are getting less interested in sex, probably due to having streaming porn on tap. I'm not an expert on peadophiles, but I would imagine the release of cartoon pornography would affect them similarly.

      What will get really creepy is when technology progresses further and the artificial porn gets much more realistic. But the principle will remain the same. I imagine it will ignite just as much bad legislation though, because I agree with one of the GPs that the motivation is probably less about actual harm (with the cartoons), than it is with social ostracism. Anyway, what about the UK 2012 Olympics logo? It clearly resembles Lisa Simpson giving a blow-job. Why hasn't this sick filthy been banned?

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    3. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A recent UK law however, was explicitly stated during its implementation process as 'allowing the police to lock up people they wanted to lock up if they couldn't find a way to prove something'. I kid you not - the comment was made in the House of Lords as one of the purposes of the law.

      This sounds more like something the bills opponents would say, not it's supporters (yes even here in the UK); a link to the appropriate Hansard page would be nice.

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    4. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by Warbothong · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you in that any argument against artificial child porn psycologically (ie. it encourages paedophiles) can be countered by an argument for artificial child porn (ie. it provides an outlet), and since there's no evidence and haven't been any studies on any of this then such arguments are futile and all we have left are the things we know, which is that real child porn requires harm and is therefore illegal, whilst artificial child porn doesn't and therefore has no water-tight reason to be illegal (laws should work on a blacklist basis, not a whitelist).

      As for realistic artificial child porn, for example Photoshopping harmless images into something pornographic, I think this is a tricky area, but my personal opinion is that authorities should make it known far and wide that if it's debatable whether the depiction involved harm then it should be treated as being harmful. Basically give the message to those making artificial child porn either professionally or for their own amusement that they should stay well-clear of the grey area. The reason I think this would be the best approach is that having a clear-cut line between illegal and not could be abused by going the opposite way, ie. taking real child porn and obfuscating it to look fake and therefore be legal. If the level of realism is kept low, however, then obfuscating real images and videos to that extent would a) probably not be worth the effort of producing them with real children in the first place and b) those that do "slip through the net" would be so manipulated that they have gone from "technically legal" status to "the evidence has been destroyed" status. In which case, the fact that they are based on real images would have to be advertised if anyone is to know, because it would be impossible to realise this from their content. Advertising such a thing is otherwise known as a "confession", the existence and investigation of which doesn't necessarily need to have anything to do with the image/video itself, which is another way of saying that the image/video is independent of the evidence, and therefore is just as justified to be legal as any image or video, and knowing that such things may be out there is no more informative than knowing that some children are being abused somewhere, and thus wouldn't have any extra effect on my conscience.

    5. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

      What if it's not just about the sex drive? If a driving force is a desire to dominate, to have control over another... well, porn isn't going to satisfy THAT urge.

      It seems to me if I ignore the offender's desire for control, to have things their way, I'm ignoring a fundamental drive.

      Why is someone younger attractive? It's not just physical/biological. Sometimes it's the idea that the young are easily manipulated.

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    6. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      You could still argue that distribution does further damage by embarassing the child, so it's still a valid argument - just not as strong

      I don't think Maggie or Lisa will be embarrassed, though I guess that depends on how the SCRIPTS ARE WRITTEN BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL FUCKING PEOPLE.

      Christ.

      Oh, and slightly unrelated, but whenever you see that red squiggly line underneath the words you're type in the comment box, that means you've misspelled the word. Hundreds of open-source developers gave up thousands of hours of their lives to make YOU look like less of an idiot when you post on the internet. Please stop thumbing your nose at their efforts.

    7. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] you can make a supportable argument that distribution encourages production.

      Tell that the RIAA.

    8. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by astar · · Score: 1

      i recalled a controversy way back and googled a bit and found this in wikipedia.

      A 1998 meta-analysis by Rind et al. generated controversy by suggesting that child sexual abuse does not always cause pervasive harm, that some college students reported such encounters as positive experiences and that the extent of psychological damage depends on whether or not the child described the encounter as "consensual."[60] The study was criticized for flawed methodology and conclusions,[61][62] though its publication by peer-review has been tacitly or implicitly defended.[63][64] Following extensive publicity, the US Congress condemned the study for its conclusions and for providing material used by pedophile organizations to justify their activities.[65] Russell speculated that the perception of a sexually abusive event as 'positive' could stem from a mechanism for coping with traumatic experiences, a form of rationalization.[66]

      somehow I do not think this is going to be an attractive area of study.

    9. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will never be able to look at that logo in the same way again.
      Damn you, you sick perv.
      Mod parent up.

    10. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What if it's not just about the sex drive? If a driving force is a desire to dominate, to have control over another... well, porn isn't going to satisfy THAT urge.

      Then why would the person be messing around with the stupid cartoon porn in the first place?!

      Either the cartoon porn satisfies the urge, or it doesn't. If it does, it's harmless. If it doesn't, the person wouldn't bother to obtain it anyway. There is no problem here!

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    11. Re:A truly sick society that's lost it's way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A number of my female friends have complained that men are getting less interested in sex,

      Where can I meet your friends?

  59. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

    It mentions that the first offense was of actual kids. That means it was real kiddie porn. Under those circumstances you should only need one offense to get thrown into the slammer.

  60. two cents by taucross · · Score: 1

    There's not much to be said on this topic that hasn't already been said - particularly on Slashdot. Sure, this man is probably a threat to society. But my mate Mickey is more of a threat to society when he goes clubbing on a Friday night. It may be a witch hunt, thoughtcrime, whatever you want to call it. But really, it represents nothing more than the upper limits of human reasoning capability. Humanity is becoming reliant on abstract in the extreme - look at the financial systems which only exists in databases, cartoon "exploitation", IP law, and so on.

    The truth is, these kinds of problems represent a breakthrough in the way we perceive our reality. They are the subtle beginnings of a major leap forward. Laws have always progressed through a further legislation of intention - prosecuting what we believe is in someone's heart rather than their actions. The more we legislate these incremental steps in intention, the more we realise our interconnectedness - that one's actions lead to another's, that we are all subservient to our respective environments, and that no single person is in control.

    This is the path that our wise men have called 'Beito'. And through this increasing restriction of law upon law, which we are realising in its negative aspect, humanity will take itself into the next phase of human evolution.

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  61. Beating around the bush by Mathinker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I think about this issue, I come to the conclusion that the real reason for simulated depictions of sexual child abuse being criminal is something which no judge would ever admit to: society wants to criminalize people who are sexually attracted to children, even if they have never committed any such crime, and because of their psychological makeup are even unlikely to ever commit such a crime in the future, because society is afraid of such people.

    All this "slippery slope" BS is just beating around the bush. My guess is that simulated child pornography will continue to be illegal even in the far future when it will be trivial to produce, so trivial that only the very, very stupid would consider producing it using real children (assuming, of course, that the only goal involved is the production of the pornography; I'm not talking about the case where a pedophile wants to film his illegal acts).

    BTW, your argument that he's a horrible poster child seems weak. His first offense was for actual child pornography, rather than simulated child pornography. If anything, he seems to be slowly climbing up that slippery slope.

    1. Re:Beating around the bush by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The real fear is that society IS "such people".

      We are. We just don't want to admit it.

      So we find the deviants, (homos, left-handed, pedophiles,...) and take out our fearful frustrations on them. On this specific matter, I think real children will always be used, because there is always going to be a desire for people to control others. A simulation (porn) doesn't address the real issue.

      The fantasy isn't "I like 13 yr olds" (or whatever), that's a justification. Or perhaps symptom is a better word. The REAL fantasy is "I like complete domination of another. I can do whatever I want. I'm a God" The fantasy of control for people who are overwhelmed by being powerless.

      Not just about the physical, there is a psychological component that is in play, too. Seems to me all of the attention on the sex act, the titillation, ignores a more fundamental drive. And, stops the issue from being dealt with intelligently. God forbid we address the fundamental issue(s) with offenders, finding a way to help them overcome the obsessions. Nope, it's easier to label them pariah and to punish them forever.

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    2. Re:Beating around the bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      society wants to criminalize people who are sexually attracted to children

      I'd be much more inclined to believe that government wants to spend more tax money and is fishing for more ways to do it.

      There's a reason why every year government costs more than the year before, and it's obviously not because government is getting better. At the top of the power pyramid, as long as the money passes through your hands, you win.

    3. Re:Beating around the bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I think about this issue, I come to the conclusion that the real reason for simulated depictions of sexual child abuse being criminal is something which no judge would ever admit to: society wants to criminalize people who are sexually attracted to children, even if they have never committed any such crime, and because of their psychological makeup are even unlikely to ever commit such a crime in the future...

      Oh yeah... I submit to you "The Disney Channel". Turn on their programming in any given afternoon and witness the multitudes of tween girls on screen with their hair & makeup done in such a way as to make them mini-Barbies. Try to tell me they're not beautiful. While sex doesn't cross my mind when watching them, I certainly think to myself, "Wow, aren't they gorgeous?" When a young lady is "done up" in a way previously reserved for women +5 years older, there's no question there's a certain amount of confusion in the male brain...

    4. Re:Beating around the bush by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Worse, Disney channel is so determined to present sexual children, it's very hard to tell how old the stars actually are. I know I can't tell by looking. I have to go to IMDB and look up entries to find out "holy crap, that girl is 25. She looks 15!" And vice versa "damn, I thought she was 20. She's actually 13!" Disney works really REALLY hard to blur that line, and they do it constantly, pervasively, and intentionally.

      This is what I get for having a 9 year old girl in the house. Endless Disney channel....

    5. Re:Beating around the bush by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I know how that works. On a non-Disney channel show, I saw someone and said "wow, she's hot." She was under age. 5 years later, she was in the movies as a sex symbol and on magazine covers (and in magazines like Maxim), and she looked exactly the same. They didn't purposefully sex her up, but it has to be that they pick the ones that they think will look like that later (or all the producers are pedophiles). Just look at how many Disney stars grew up to things like Brittany Spears or Christina Agulara or such.

    6. Re:Beating around the bush by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The fantasy isn't "I like 13 yr olds" (or whatever), that's a justification. Or perhaps symptom is a better word. The REAL fantasy is "I like complete domination of another. I can do whatever I want. I'm a God" The fantasy of control for people who are overwhelmed by being powerless.

      What makes you think all people who look at kiddy porn want to be the adult? Maybe some want to be the kid!

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  62. of course it took a year by commodoresloat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So, it took officers a year to mount the hard drive in another system, and take a look in the recycle bin.

    the other system was running Vista

  63. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by angelwolf71885 · · Score: 0

    or that Japanese dude who married his Nintendo DS last year >.>

  64. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by angelwolf71885 · · Score: 1

    ass backwards...sounds like a job for bureaucracy man

  65. Know your friends by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    Milner said he downloaded the images to show them to his friend 'because he believed they were funny.'

    But now at least Milner knows that his "friend" really isn't...

  66. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by c6gunner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It mentions that the first offense was of actual kids. That means it was real kiddie porn.

    My parents have old pictures of me as a kid, taking a bath. Should they go to jail?

    It's idiotic beyond belief to think that nude pictures are by default harmful or exploitative. It's like saying that, since guns are harmful, pictures of guns must also be harmful. If my government decided to make it a crime to own pictures of firearms, it wouldn't surprise me a bit - it would be perfectly in line with the policies they've been following.

    Yes, child-porn can be harmful. But there is a world of difference between pictures which depict simple nudity, and ones which depict child abuse. Not only do many governments not distinguish between these, but they apparently don't distinguish between reality and fantasy, either. They seem to feel that it's ok to arrest people for drawing a cartoon. When the Chinese do that, we rightly criticize them for oppressing their citizens; when we do the same thing, well ... it's For The Children!

    How can any thinking person defend these types of policies?

  67. Bart, get out! I'm piss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bart, get out! I'm piss!

    (NWS http://bit.ly/bTTvBz NWS)

  68. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're going to do that, they should at least do it right and extend it to persecute goths, emos, frat boys, politicians, and lawyers.

    I mean, if we're just going by people that are fucked up.

  69. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my experience, they use ProDiscover and FTK. It was probably just sitting in storage for all that time.

  70. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Dilaudid · · Score: 1

    Treating this material differently is merely a way to punish people modern society considers "creepy." That's all.

    Hehey - Let's jail republicans!

  71. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It's also legal to possess pictures of children that were rape victims. So what should be questioned is whether a picture showing how a child is being murdered is legal to possess.

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  72. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    We use Hardware Write Blockers (Example), we're not allowed to use Software based Write Blockers (Eg: mounting it as read only)

  73. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  74. Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    think of the children

  75. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who modded this guy a 5 for posting a slippery slope argument.

    There is a fallacy on the 4th step at least, probably the 2nd, and-in America at least-the 1st (as an American I can attest to being quite the fan of violence in media. We would never give that up.)

  76. Steganography by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    It's even worse. Using steganography, any content whatsoever which you save might contain child porn. Including text (if it's long enough).

    1. Re:Steganography by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      also, fused images can contain anything (fused images are when you append a zip or 7z file to the end of a jpeg file. this was used to distribute files on 4chan until a filter was put in place.

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  77. But the age of marriage is under 18 in the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I thought it would be only a few states but it turns out EVERY single US state allows people under 18 to get married: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriageable_age. In some extremes as low as 13 for females and 14 for males (there's another oddity, why are the ages different? especially younger for the female).

    So riddle me this, how can a sexual picture of a 17 year old be considered exploitative when they are allowed to get married (and consummate the marriage)? I'm seriously confused now.

    And just for interest:

    • New Hampshire: 18, 14 for males and 13 for females, in cases of "special cause" with parental consent and court permission.
    • Pennsylvania: 18, 16 with parental consent, 14 in case of pregnancy and with the approval of a Judge of the Orphans Court
  78. Sexy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess Australia doesn't know how good http://www.sexylosers.com is.

  79. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Wordplay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ignoring the fact that the drive could be backed up first via a duplicator, your argument is seriously that it took them one year to figure out the "No" button?

  80. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Nikker · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry you misinterpreted what I was saying but saying I imagined something when you have no fucking clue might bring point out some type of insecurity, maybe you are the threat?

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  81. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie. Check for the scene showing Bart's doodle.

  82. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you were copying huge files to the drive or running 'wipe free space' or 'eraser' type programs, it's highly unlikely you destroyed any possible evidence.

  83. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shh, don't give them the idea that copying the ways of the Chinese communist party and the ultra nationalists of Turkey don't lead to disruption of civil order and government business, and to general disparaging of authority.

  84. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    1. Cryogenics != genetic modification

    2. Simpsons ARE animated, and in that animation they ARE suspended in time.

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  85. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    They have copyrights though.

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  86. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes but considering how truly insane the laws have gotten now I wouldn't trust TFA. Does it say what ages these kids were? I know here in the US they can be 17 years and 11 months and you would still get treated like they were 5, even if you had no way of knowing. And of course we have bullshit like this were we are talking about ink on paper, no actually kids involved.

    To me this kind of horseshit just cheapens the charge against those actually involved with really kiddie porn crap, because we have all heard stories like this, of the law going totally apeshit, that you have no idea if the person was busted for something real or "save teh kidz!" horseshit. We here in the US need to throw out any politician who pulls this "save teh kidz!" bullshit and bring sanity back to our laws. Hell the way the laws have gotten so fucked up you could have nothing but over 18 porn and STILL go to to jail because some judge decides it "looks lolita" and gets you for simulated CP. This shit is gone past crazy three exits back folks.

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  87. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1. Why does it feel like there is so little sanity left in the world today?

    Locking someone up for possessing non exploitative pictures of naked children that are NOT creating a market for child porn is perfectly analogous to being locked up (or worse) for being a homosexual many years ago.

    I'm not as brave as you are though and always post AC on this topic.

  88. I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO VOTE! by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    I demand the right to vote for all 5000 of my stick figure characters!

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  89. A little about the "why" of that law by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It looks quite silly at first glance why a "drawn" image of a child engaged in a sexual act should be illegal. The problem was/is that this was used as a way to step around the laws by turning real images into "paintings". Photoshop works wonders here, you can easily turn your real picture into something that looks like a colored pencil drawing. That was the foundation for outlawing painted kiddy porn. And given the advances in 3D art, I wouldn't even deem it impossible to make a rendered movie that is barely distinguishable from a real one.

    It again stepped past the border of absurd when it was blanketed across ALL painted pictures. I guess nobody could in any way consider a cartoon drawing (especially in the style of the Simpsons) something that could somehow be based in reality. The same applies to pretty much every anime/manga I know.

    So I could follow the train of thought that affected those "real" paintings. It stops being understandable when we're getting to paintings and styles that simply CANNOT be based on reality simply because the figures don't follow the laws of the human body. In shape and behaviour.

    The underlying problem: Porn laws are by their very nature in the realm of thought crimes. IIRC porn is actually defined as something meant to be sexually arousing. It does nothing but cause something in the viewers brain. If that's not thought crime, what is? If defined sensibly, child porn should not be outlawed because it excites pedos. It should be outlawed for two reasons, because a child gets hurt in the process and the childs decency and dignity gets damaged permanently. That's what SHOULD be the reason.

    And the same should apply if a child is forced by his or her parents to do something "cute" but degrading on camera and they post it on YouTube afterwards.

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  90. Criminalizing "preferences" by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some people get into some pretty whacked out interests. No question about it. I once saw some show where a guy was a collector of vomit... but it had to come from women. There are all kinds of interests out there; some funny, some disgusting, some make you worry.

    I think we have to draw a line between right and wrong when it comes to punishing people for their likes and dislikes alone. We don't throw people in jail for WANTING to rob a bank. We don't throw people in jail for being obsessed with TV shows about murder or rape or other crimes. Why do we throw people into jail for wanting be with children? It doesn't mean they did or ever will. It just means they "might." There are a lot of things that people might do... drinking and driving is something that people might do.

    We seriously need to stop "protecting children" and start being civilized and rational about how we administer justice.

    I'm not saying that being interested in children sexually isn't bad -- it is. I'm just saying it shouldn't be considered criminal until a criminal act is carried out. Until an actual person is harmed (even "harm" is often rather subjective) or at least involved, it should be treated as a mental illness at the very worst.

    And let's be honest about what we find more disturbing. There are people out there who get off on sicker things than teenage girls. There are people who get their kicks from crime scene photos that include murder, suicide, mutilation and dismemberment. I find that to be EXTREMELY disturbing. Why, then, aren't these people being charged with some sort of crime and putting these freaks away? I find our justice systems are seriously inconsistent.

    1. Re:Criminalizing "preferences" by precariousgray · · Score: 1

      There are people who get their kicks from crime scene photos that include murder, suicide, mutilation and dismemberment. I find that to be EXTREMELY disturbing. Why, then, aren't these people being charged with some sort of crime and putting these freaks away?

      Hey, I get my kicks from murder, suicide, mutilation, and dismemberment, you insensitive clod!

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  91. He's fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy is fat...
    And he looks like a pedophile.
    So, he must be one, right?

  92. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by delt0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your right. Its far more serious. Its copyright infringement!

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  93. I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So here is my thing, the show is a very old show. If the characters were created more then say 18 years ago... wouldn't it be legal.. The show was first a series of shorts in 1987.. making the characters 22 years old by date of creation... Sounds legal age to me.

  94. So where are... by muckracer · · Score: 1

    the victims of this heinous crime? If I was a lawyer I'd insist on testimony from them!

  95. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    again, did he produce/order/pay for this real child porn? Did he promote abuse of children, did he do anything that would entice someone to abuse children?

    Aren't those the questions, not whether he had pictures of child porn? If he actually abused children, if he paid to have porn produced, if he gave someone incentive to produce child porn, then I would agree with you, otherwise this is a witch hunt.

  96. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just believe in doing what's right. Oppressive laws and tyrannical regimes only prosper when good people do nothing. Most of the people of Afghanistan didn't WANT their women to be chained up in a Burqa and kept locked up at home, but they kept silent because their society was ruled by a bunch of theistic maniacs who'd gladly put a bullet in your head for trying to defend your daughters right to lead a normal life.

    That's what makes "free speech" such a sacred right, in my eyes; it allows us to freely discuss anything, including what kind of moral and legal standards we want our society to have. I'm truly sorry to hear that you are too afraid to openly take part in that process. While anonymity may be a godsend in that regard, it's unfortunate that people in free nations can still be cowed into not exercising their freedoms.

    On the other hand, in this case you're overstating my supposed "bravery" since I am effectively anonymous on here anyway. Yes, some people could figure out my real identity from my slashdot username, but I'd be quite surprised if anyone bothered. While I have no problem taking part in these types of conversations in the offline world, I've got to admit that even the limited anonymity provided by a handle tends to make the process a lot easier. And while I'd be willing to stand behind my statements if someone confronted me offline, I'm in no hurry to identify myself.

  97. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by mikael_j · · Score: 1

    Actually, they're not suspended in time. The show generally takes places in whatever year a particular episode was produced, so a Simpsons episode from this year will have modern gadgets, the family has upgraded to an LCD/plasma TV and touches on current events, but if you look at an episode from one of the first seasons it is current to its era and not to today. The characters don't appear to age though, but technically they could just as well be said to be their age in the first episode of the show plus the number of years the show has been running.

    /Mikael

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  98. Oh dear god by DeanLearner · · Score: 1

    Your honour, in my defence... GET OUT BART IM PISS!

  99. The message is clear. Children should wear burkas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are obviously moving towards a Taliban version of society in which all human flesh must be covered up and no depiction of the human form will be encouraged.

    It isn't a surprise that this has happened in Australia, a country whose government reminds me of the one depicted in the film Idiocracy (no offence to ordinary Australians who).

  100. perverted justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So this poor man got a _real_ penalty for an imaginary crime committed against non existing persons. This is nothing more than thought crime, and he is a thought criminal, happy new year 1984.

  101. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New law bans 'extreme' depictions of murder, including the murder of minors, the murder of animals and nonconsensual murder.
    As a compromise schools will still be allowed to show WWII documentaries, but they will be redacted so all Jews are at least D-cups and are not implied to suffer any injury or discomfort.

    Lolita is already illegal, it's the next logical step.

  102. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What he did or did not do the first time shouldn't be a complicating factor in what will now be an ever-present bit of legal precedent. Henceforth all depictions of conceivably minor characters in sexual scenarios will be a dangerous thing to approach in Australia. Where this gets interesting to me, as an artist, is in the realm of commercial art where certain criteria indicate youthful features, but only the story itself is any reasonable indicator of the age of the character. Look at the females in Japanese animation and very often height is the only indicator of age.

    Regarding the subject line I'm replying to. Cartoon porn is still porn, but cartoon children are not children any more than E.T. is an alien. I'm not going to push to have people who saw E.T. brought up on charges for torturing some poor alien just because I think people might watch that movie and decided that's what they want to do.

  103. What happened to Mangas by managementboy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Did I miss this? Aren't Mangas just another kiddy porn depiction? Are they now illegal in Australia? Are the authorities arresting every Japanese with Mangas in their suitcase as they try to enter the country?

    1. Re:What happened to Mangas by wrook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not sure if you're trolling or not. But just to clear up a common misconception, the vast, vast, vast majority of manga is not pornographic at all.

      Pornographic manga is definitely available in Japan, but not all of that depicts children. Pornographic manga is available in most book stores and as far as I can tell most of it depicts adults. There is definitely a sub-genre that depicts high-schoolers, but it is not the most numerous by any stretch of the imagination. As for manga depicting pre-pubescent children, I've never seen any in the shops. Probably you'd have to go to a specialty store of some kind. Where I live, I wouldn't have any idea where to start looking. Nor would anybody else I know around here.

      Graphic novels are a ligitimate avenue of storytelling that is very popular in Japan. Equating them with child-porn is really way off the mark.

      Having said that, my friend's niece is really into Inuyasha, so I mailed her the Japanese version of the first volume. I didn't realize at the time that there is a single topless picture of the main character (a 14 year old girl) in this volume. So it seems I am unwittingly guilty of distributing child porn into the US, to a child no less... :-P

    2. Re:What happened to Mangas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth would this be rated insightful? Manga is simply the japanese word for drawn stories. You'll find it called differently elsewhere, i.e. korean manhwa, comics, or visual novels. That post randomly equates the entire medium with one possible subject matter. Shall I now assume the entire field of american motion pictures is pornography too?

    3. Re:What happened to Mangas by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      (Note that I'm using terms as used in the west; I'm aware that the Japanese don't use "hentai" like we do.)

      Mangas are as much kiddy porn as comics in general are. The term "manga" describes Japanese-style comics; it doesn't say anything about the content. Even "hentai" doesn't qualify; that's just Japanese comic porn. Not any more child porn than all porn is. "Lolicon" and "shotacon" are the terms you're looking for; the former is an abbreviation of "lolita complex" and the latter is a portmanteau of the former and a popular first name for boys. Those two do explicitly describe child porn.

      In short:
      "Manga" describes all Japanese-style comics. Examples would be Dragonball or Sailor Moon.
      "Hentai" describes all Japanese-style porn comics. Examples would be, er, I can't think of any non-animated ones at the moment, so I'll use one of those. Urotsukidoji comes to mind.
      "(Loli|Shota)con" is the child porn stuff. I sure as hell won't research particular titles for you.

      In shorter: Nobody is going to arrest you for reading The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and those late-night ads asking you to subscribe to their service so "horny mangas can come to your mobile" can't distinguish between fictional characters and print media.

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    4. Re:What happened to Mangas by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I would eliminate at least one, maybe two of those 'vast's. Christ, man, do you know how many erotic doujins are out there? I would bet money on hundreds of thousands (those manga-kas are prolific). With thousands if not tens of thousands more every year. Yes, I know, 'normal' manga numbers probably in the millions, but in your efforts to vindicate the genre I think you're protesting too much. I also wouldn't rely too much on the 'I don't know where any is' personal experience anecdote. I'm pretty sure that if you knew more creepy otaku shut-ins with loli-shaped pillows that you could find some lolicon pretty close to where-ever you are in Japan, unless the sales have transitioned more online.

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  104. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by maxm · · Score: 1

    I believe that the cartoon clause are there because child pornographers used photoshop filters on real child pornography to make it look like cartoons To avoid prosecution.

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  105. Stay classy, Australia. by bytesex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So essentially, they wanted to throw the book at him and this was all they could find, and it happened to artificially fit the definition of a law that is really only randomly enforced. The guy may be a perv, but he did his time and this is no reason to put him away.

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    1. Re:Stay classy, Australia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So essentially, they wanted to throw the book at him and this was all they could find, and it happened to artificially fit the definition of a law that is really only randomly enforced. The guy may be a perv, but he did his time and this is no reason to put him away." ... this is no reason NOT to put him away...

      There. Fixed that for you....

  106. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by VShael · · Score: 1

    I thought the point of harsh laws against child pornography were meant to prevent the exploitation of children.

    I wonder what gave you a crazy idea like that.

    Tell me, do you also believe that the drug laws are there to protect the health of the citizens?

  107. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Aceticon · · Score: 1

    I guess what would be worse would be if they confiscated someone's equipment, sat on it for a year, and found nothing.

    Actually this is likelly much worse. I suspect they didn't found anything real and they probably just grabbed the Simpsons erotica from the browser cache in order to land a conviction.

    I vaguelly remember some website or other (I believe it was one of the P2P search engines) where at least once I got an advert where members of the Simpsons family where doing some hardcore acts on camera: quite possible one of the pictures had Bart or Lisa.

    If I lived in Australia this would probably be enough to get me convicted as a sex offender.

  108. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by VShael · · Score: 1

    Interesting... a cartoon character rises to the level of person now. Whoever knew.. I suppose it is the next logical step.

    Well, corporations already have the status of persons.

    Who's up for voting-rights for corporations and cartoon characters?

  109. I don't understand... by nick.cash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand the commentators that think there's nothing inherently wrong with the "Simpsons porn" but still think this charge is all okay because he's been convicted of having child porn before, as if that makes all the difference. If what he's doing isn't wrong, it shouldn't matter what he's done in the past. If what he's doing is wrong, it still shouldn't matter. I can't see any way to logically arrive at the conclusion that justice was served here solely on the basis that he had done wrong before. They say Justice is blind, etc etc. Look: he was probably ordered to stay away from schools, jobs involving children, etc. If he has violated that, he would be charged with breaking parole or something similar (whatever the antipodean analogue thereof is) and we would never hear about him. Instead, this is something it appears he was not told not to do, is not normally illegal, and wouldn't be considered wrong if someone else did it... but yet he's being charged with a crime ONLY because he had committed a previous crime. I can't see this as anything other than the Australian authorities on a witch hunt to target anyone classified as a "pedophile". I (admittedly) don't know much about Australian law and politics, but if this were the US, it would almost undoubtedly be some prosecuting attorney wanting to demonstrate that they are "tough on crime" to further their career. On the other hand, since I having a daughter a little over a year ago, part of me can completely understand the knee-jerk reaction against pedophiles (if anyone hurt my daughter, I can't say what I would do to them)... but I just can't see having that reaction against this guy. I don't think he hurt anyone here. He may have contributed to hurting minors in the past, but it appears he's served his time for that. The law says he's served his time and that's over with (if you want to argue that he should have been punished more, go ahead, but that's irrelevant to the case at hand). He apparently hasn't hurt anyone since. There's no reason this should be held against him. In short: I've seen a few Simpson's porn pics in my day. Most everyone who's been around on the internet this long has. I've seen most every cartoon, tv show, comic, book, etc Rule 34'ed. I laughed and continued my day. I don't think there was anything wrong with me doing that, and I don't think there's anything wrong with anyone else doing the same thing, even a convicted child porn trafficker. This is a misapplication of the law.

    1. Re:I don't understand... by nick.cash · · Score: 1

      (Sorry for the wall of text! I've been away from Slashdot too long and totally forgot that it eats line breaks and expects HTML... but yeah, it's totally my fault for ignoring the preview)

  110. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

    I was amazed to find out Bart's voice is a woman.

  111. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know one case where the Dutch police confiscated a server with more than one hard drive, clearly too much for them. It was returned a year later... missing one hard drive, they'd removed just one and completely missed the rest :S Also took a year to process.

  112. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    I can watch the news every morning and see dead people from the Haiti earthquake.

    That makes me a murderer.

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  113. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by yobjob · · Score: 1

    2 years probation for his first offence. Hell of a book.

  114. Curiosity? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Now is there anybody on this planet, who, upon first hearing that something like that exists, did not have a look out of sheer curiosity?
    I mean we even tried to find out what Goatse etc. was. And it’s hard to argue that we did do that because we liked what we saw. ^^

    It’s that old problem again: Intention.
    Intention is the line between good and bad.
    It’s the difference between someone who looks at child porn, to check if he can righteously identify and convict the guy in front of him, and someone who looks at it, to see if it’s worth paying the rapist in the picture for his “service”.

    The problem is: How do you find out the intention?
    Up to now, we simply can’t.
    So the most basic of all laws applies: “Not guilty until proven otherwise.”
    Which means, investigators have to prove it, or GTFO.

    Well, maybe in the future we can prove intentions reliably.
    But even then, we face a bigger problem:
    There is no such thing as good/bad. There is no such thing as being guilty.
    It’s all cause and effect. Every action can be tracked back to another “evil” action of a “guilty” one. Until you end up with wars, prehistoric conflicts, and natural selection / fights for resources themselves.
    And then what? Punish nature? For causing it all?
    The whole theoretic base makes no sense. And only trough sheer ignorance can we, in face of those facts, still go “But he did it, he is guilty, punish him!”

    In reality, nature has only one resolution for such conflicts: Separation.
    Nature does not know retaliation and revenge. If two animals are in conflict, the one chases the other one away, and done.
    The same thing naturally applies here, and nicely fits in our community structures:
    If anyone does anything that in your own system of values is not acceptable, you end any contact with him.
    If someone does something that is not acceptable by the rules of your community (e.g. country), you throw him out of the country.

    One example of this, which shows how well this ends, is Australia.
    It was a British colony for criminals. And now? Next to nobody there is a criminal. They became a valuable part of our global society. And the children are not responsible for the faults of their parents anyway.
    I say, let’s do this! Let’s just throw convicted criminals out of the country, and prevent them from coming back.
    E.g. with a “Wanted: Dead! $100,000”. There is no reason coming back, if you can just start a new life else where. And other countries certainly won’t let him/her in. ^^
    If there is no land left, I say we make space. In Sibiria. Or in some crap place in the mountains. Hell, most of Australia is unused anyway. ;)
    As long as they can heal the huge line of cause-and-effect that created the behavior, and live a working society again, this is a good thing.

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    1. Re:Curiosity? by tomstorey · · Score: 1

      You should have stopped writing after your first sentence.

  115. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly he should have been arrested for copyright infringement instead.

    That might have been harder to prove if it were in the US.

    Some years back, a guy used Barbie and Ken dolls (and their accessories) to make and photograph tableaux of Ken bending Barbie over the hood of her convertible and buttfucking her, as well as many other sexual scenes -- Barbie blowing Ken off, etc.

    It was deemed to be satire and the guy was acquitted of any IP violations.

  116. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by thechriskelley · · Score: 1

    "and nonconsensual murder."

    erm, what?

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  117. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

    Why you tried to stretch an argument about cartoons and apply it to real human beings is a mystery. Uh... but now you've got me doing it.

    Australian law takes logic applied to real human beings and applies it to cartoons. Itchy and Scratchy episodes are snuff films and Who Framed Roger Rabbit obviously promotes bestiality.

  118. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by data2 · · Score: 0

    Well, one could argue that after a year they HAD to find something. I also wonder how the fact that he was a repeat offender played into the judging of these pictures. It sure did for me, although it should not. Once he has done his time, he should have the same rights as anyone else.

  119. erotic fiction = child pornography by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

    I forget the case, but some judge already convicted a guy for the possession of "sexually-explicit e-mails" -- literary depictions of child pornography. If I recall, it was a case that had to do with a guy that had a shit-ton of shota manga, and he was convicted for the possession of child pornography over the manga and the "sexually-explicit" e-mails (which contained no images or ascii art -- just text).

    It's amazing how quickly the constitution is shred into a fine pulp and turned into toilet paper when one doesn't have a good lawyer, or when the "child" prefix is applied to a crime.

  120. You've missed the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is that the Slashdot "editors" desperately need Australian stories for their quota.

    Any stories.

    Even if they aren't really stories.

    It's all about maintaining an Australian presence on the front page.

    Patriotism at its finest, people!

  121. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by JustOK · · Score: 1

    tl;dr

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  122. Not the best comparison, perhaps by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    One might be able to make a stronger case against drug use. If the drug is strongly addictive and at the same time destroys one's ability to legally earn a living, it makes it likely for the user will do other criminal acts to obtain the drugs. OTOH, if they were legal, they'd probably be cheap.

    A second argument against drugs is that the person will end up wasting precious health care resources after they ruin their health with drug use. Many people who I know who are for legalizing drug use make this a condition --- anyone who does drugs voluntarily gives up society's obligation to give him health care. Even with that, one could make the argument that not treating these people leads to a devaluation of human life.

    The weird thing is that in the case of (not totally realistic) simulated child porn, I have the gut feeling that consuming it (for the purposes of masturbation) might even lessen the probability of someone actually attacking a real child. But then, I'm just shooting off my mouth, here. I'm no expert in pathological psychology. And for such a "hot" topic, I'm not sure that anyone who claims to be an expert is actually going to provide me with anything close to "objective truth".

    1. Re:Not the best comparison, perhaps by SilentSandman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Someone who --makes the concious choice to take a drug-- is also --making the concious choice to act under the drug's influence. Therefor, ANY crime they commit "while under the influence" is a concious, willing act.

      This "aww poor them, they were ADDICTED, so they HAD to beat their grandma to death" is a load of crap.

      Drugs should be entirely legal, with the simple premise that --if you CHOOSE to take them, your actions while 'under the influence' are also part of that CHOICE, and punishable as such.--

      Sorry for the rant, but this is one of my biggest pet-peeves; people should damned well take responsability for what they do.

    2. Re:Not the best comparison, perhaps by icebraining · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my country, drug usage was decriminalized (not legalized, but you won't face criminal charges), while drug selling is illegal. Oh, and there are public "retreats", where one can go to give up drugs by a recommendation of a doctor, but you have to follow strictly the rules or you get banned (for life, iirc).

      Since it was implemented, drug usage has been going down.

    3. Re:Not the best comparison, perhaps by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > A second argument against drugs is that the person will end up wasting precious health care resources after they ruin their health with drug use. Many people who I know who are for legalizing drug use make this a condition --- anyone who does drugs voluntarily gives up society's obligation to give him health care

      How about people who have dangerous hobbies? Should people who engage in certain sports that have been determined to have a higher risk of injury (e.g. suppose datamining reveals one is three times as likely to break a leg while running compared to swimming) be denied health care? After all, once the 'injury statistics' get published you can say people made a concious choice to accept those risks, and thereby gave up society's obligation to give them health care.

      How risky must an activity be before those practicing it don't get healthcare anymore? Where do you draw the line? I hear alcohol is more risky than some drugs. Maybe those drugs should be legalised and alcohol be banned? How about people who get an STD by practicing unsafe sex. Surely they knew what they were doing, and we have no obligation to cure them.

      What restrictions on your behavior are you willing to accept in exchange for saving 'precious health care resources'?

  123. ascii porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe it's drawn too poorly, but this is an actual depiction of Bart and Lisa engaging in taboo acts of a sexual nature!

    >+o
    >+o

    the sad part is that I am posting anonymously because.... what if?

    1. Re:ascii porn by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      You're so boring... let's *escalate*:

      >+o
      o+

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  124. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    All we need now is government-mandated scheduled doses of Prozium and dudes in Nehru style suits pistol-whipping heavily armed military personnel, and we'll be in the ideal society!

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  125. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by h00manist · · Score: 1

    it was real kiddie porn. Under those circumstances you should only need one offense to get thrown into the slammer.

    That will fill the jails with overweight boys, at enormous public expense - they eat too much. it would be more efficient and economical to have immediae executions. Given the political climate, it appears a public hanging would be appropriate. Charge for tickets and convert the jailing expense into a profit. All the organs of offenders could be sold beforehand, even transplanted immediately, and thereby create some more social good, lowering the market demand for stolen organs. The state could earn a profit, finance more policemen, making more arrests and executions possible. It could even finance a whole new business sector, by privatizing arrests and executions, generating thousands of jobs.

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  126. Comic book guy by ThaReetLad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it just me, or does that guy bear more than a passing resemblance to Comic Book Guy?

    Also, talking about Simpsons porn, will Australia make the London 2012 Olympic logo illegal?

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  127. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My parents have old pictures of me as a kid, taking a bath. Should they go to jail?

    Of course, and you for taking part in the production. You sick, sick man!

  128. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by makomk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Under the equivalent UK law, if any aspect of the drawing looks under 18, it's illegal. So you can potentially be convicted of possessing child porn for (say) a drawing of a 23 year old with really tiny breasts.

  129. from a tip-off! by DrSkwid · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I don't know about you but if someone showed me a gif of Lisa Simpson fingering Comic Book Guy in the ass I wouldn't be rushing to pick up the police child porn hotline. So perhaps there's a bit more to this than meets the eye.

    And damn, them Power Puff Girls is hot. Is it illegal to masturbate while watching Nickelodeon now? Its hard to keep a steady rhytm to avoid jizzing when Dexter is on screen!

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  130. Olympics? by mcwidget · · Score: 1

    I haven't been able to look at the 2012 Olympics in the same way since reading this: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/29/olympic_logo_lisa_simpson/ Potentially they could be in trouble then?

  131. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by hanabal · · Score: 2, Informative

    there have been some cases of consensual murder. There was a famous case of one guy who wanted to be eaten by another guy

  132. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by couchslug · · Score: 1

    Religion says (unrationed) sex is bad and violence spreads faith. In that Christianity resembles Islam.

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  133. uhoh by Noitatsidem · · Score: 1

    I'm imagining CP right now, I'm hurting so many children ;_;

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  134. should law be the same for all? by h00manist · · Score: 1

    i'm all for enforcement of child porn, prostitution laws, and drug laws. as long as it includes arresting public authorities everywhere - especially in DC - who routinely engage in all kinds of sick stuff. as long as all the tough law enforcement is on humble people who can't pay for powerful lawyers as well as get "special treatment", the law is one-sided, corrupt and far from justice. laws are to guide public behavior, just as the example from those who make the laws. their example however shows that you're supposed to do as you please, then do your best to evade the law, and that's what many people do.

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  135. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, they are Queensland police...

  136. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess what would be worse would be if they confiscated someone's equipment, sat on it for a year, and found nothing. I'd be a bit pissed if my computers were taken for a year before they found that I had nothing illegal.

    If I recall correctly, there is about a 2 year backlog of computer forensic work for the UK police and, even if they find nothing, there is no guarantee that you will get your system back afterwards.

  137. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

    Fear, sadly; IS a major part of why people don't speak up I believe.

    Australia does -not- legally protect freedom of speech or expression, many of 'our' laws prohibit us in 'thought crime' style, this however, is not what I think scares people.

    The problem is that, if for example, I stood up in public and stated my belief that looking at an image of a criminal act, is -not- a criminal act, most would agree with me. However, when that criminal act is sexual and involves children, wether real or imaginary, the -vast- majority of those same people would label me as a pedophile. This label has many concequences, not just for myself, but also likely for my family, and would effectively end my social life, if not also my career. --THAT-- is what people fear.

  138. Your children are porn stars now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People who have children are aiding and abetting child pornographers by producing potential child porn models. They indulge in home porn shows when they bathe their children and offer provoking glimpses of young flesh when they flaunt their kids at the seaside. Outrageous!

    Well, I don't see it like that, but with the aid of a twisted mind, I can see how the folks who want to ban cartoons of children might be working towards that conclusion. The ban and control brigade are just as sick as the paedophiles they claim to abhor.

  139. So counterfeiting is not a crime? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 0

    I think you forgot an area of crime. Try again please.

    I can do plenty of misschief with just a pen and some paper. It is called fraud. And if I were a better artist, counterfeiting.

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    1. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That requires other people or at least communication beyond the room.

      Try again.

      You can become a criminal without ever sending any of those sheets beyond that room.

    2. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I suppose it is a crime to print money if you are not a government and distribute them, but simply print them and not distribute them, not buy anything for that printed cash, how is that illegal?

      On the other hand I am against counterfeiting laws altogether, now that every government can print any amount of cash they want (don't even have to print, Bernanke said on a 60 minutes episode that all he has to do is add some zeros on a computer).

      Who cares who creates money if it gets created anyway? WHO GIVES A SHIT? If money is printed it dilutes the value of existing money, regardless whether it's the government who prints it or someone at home.

      I even believe that someone printing money at home is better for spreading the wealth around than what governments are doing. Governments print money and give the money at 0% at this point to giant banks and various preferred corporations, like weapons contractors. Then this money is used by those banks and corporations in a laundry scheme to buy government long term money - bonds. Who benefited from this devaluation of money?

      If you print money at home, at least you can distribute it among people, who would never otherwise get it from the government. At this point printing money privately from my perspective is absolutely not immoral, it sure is illegal, but absolutely not immoral. These fiat money is destroyed by a select group of high ranking individuals, fuck them. Let's all print money until it's worth not more than paper with ink on it. Beat them at their own game I say.

    3. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by mayko · · Score: 1

      Excellent rant.

    4. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Funny

      You could impale yourself on the pen. Attempted suicide is illegal in some places.

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    5. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      if you succeed at impaling yourself on a pen and die, then how is the fact that it maybe illegal different from a tree falling in a forest and producing sound-waves if nobody is around to hear them?

    6. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Because I'd have to clean my carpet. Blood's such a nusiance.

    7. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by BoredAtWorkWhatElse · · Score: 1

      You could impale yourself on the pen. Attempted suicide is illegal in some places.

      Which is completely ridiculous as well. If anything this reinforce HungryHobo's point.

    8. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by BubbaDave · · Score: 1

      I suppose it is a crime to print money if you are not a government and distribute them, but simply print them and not distribute them, not buy anything for that printed cash, how is that illegal?

      Printing and circulating your own money is perfectly legal, in fact this is catching on a bit.

      Duplicating gov't money is what's illegal.

      Dave

    9. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      it's not a crime if you succeed.

    10. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1. In Canada, at least, the crime of counterfeiting requires 2 acts. The first is creating the fake, and the second is passing the fake off as the real thing. You can legally draw up a $1000 bill, or even photocopy it, so long as you don't attempt to spend it. The first part wouldn't get you into trouble. Passing the bill off as real would, but it requires a second person (the guy you're scamming).

      2. As for suicide by pen, the crown needs to to prove intent to prosecute a suicide charge. Accidentally falling onto a sharp object is perfectly legal.

    11. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Is duplicating government fiat (legal tender) cash illegal if you do not distribute it at all? So if you draw a bunch of hundreds at home, but never use it, is that a crime or art?

    12. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It isn't in the U.S. (not sure about Australia). You can even distribute them as long as you make it clear that it's not legal tender. There is actually at least one artist who specializes in this.

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    13. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by BubbaDave · · Score: 1

      I believe just the production of it is a crime, if it is made to look like real money.

      If produced as art there is a line there somewhere as how 'good' it would need to be to be considered counterfeit, I think, unless someone attempted to use it. If you photocopied a suitably colored monopoly bill and tried to use it as money that's probably be counted as a crime.

      Fair warning- IANASSA, IANATA

      If I was considering doing money-type pieces as art, I'd just ask the secret service up-front.

      Dave

    14. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't think this particular issue is so cut and dry. Throwing yourself off a building, or otherwise committing suicide in a way puts stress on the system by forcing people to clean up the mess, or attempt to save you, certainly seems like it should be illegal to me. Particularly true if there is some sort of public healthcare system in place I think.

      Now clinical, assisted suicide type scenerios, probably not.

      Anyways, I wasn't attempting to be particularly insightful, so don't look into it too much ;)

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    15. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be too sure of that; IANAL of course, but as I understand it here in the UK at least the mere act of counterfeiting money is illegal, you don't have to actually try to spend it:

      14 (2) It is an offence for a person to make a counterfeit of a currency note or of a protected coin without lawful authority or excuse.

      and

      16 (2) It is an offence for a person to have in his custody or under his control, without lawful authority or excuse, any thing which is, and which he knows or believes to be, a counterfeit of a currency note or of a protected coin.

      From this page. There are other points that deal with passing counterfeit money off as the real thing, but those two points would seem to make it illegal to deliberately create or possess counterfeit money, whether you intend to spend it or not.

    16. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When people print money out illegally, it slightly decreases the value of all money by artificially introducing more money into the system without actually introducing more value.

      If everyone was allowed to legally print out money, then money would become worthless, even before anyone did anything. This is because everyone would lose faith in the currency entirely.

      There is a good reason everyone doesn't just use grass clippings as currency. Honestly your comprehension of economics reminds me a lot of myself... when I was in 6th grade.

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    17. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2, Funny

      > forcing people to clean up the mess Fine, they can charge the jumper with littering.

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    18. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counterfeiting, actually, doesn't require any kind of communication or other people.

      That said, you do have a good point, but the way that this NEEDS to be looked at is in terms of the victims. If a child is sexually abused, then there quite obviously is a victim, and that justifies making the abuse a crime, but where is the victim if you draw a naked stick figure labelled "17"? There is none, and therefore, there is no ethical justification for making it a crime, either.

    19. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      When people print money out illegally, it slightly decreases the value of all money by artificially introducing more money into the system without actually introducing more value. ...
      Honestly your comprehension of economics reminds me a lot of myself... when I was in 6th grade.

      - your reading comprehension is still at the same 6th grade level though.

      My point is that it does not matter who prints money, any printing always dilutes the value, the difference between you printing it or the government printing is a legal question, either destroys currency value.

      When governments print money, the pretend that it is for a good cause, the truth is far from it, the cause is always the same: politicians want to stay in power, so they 'spread the wealth' in ways, that ensure they stay in power. They print money and devalue the currency of everyone, but they give the printed cash (or electronic cash in case of Bernanke) to preferred corporations/banks. This is the so called 'trickle down' economy from the Reagan's times. Of-course, nothing trickles down to anyone, it stays in the closed loop of people who are very close to the government/top of those corporations. More interestingly, these money, printed by the gov-t at this point are given away at 0% (in US at least, same happened in Japan just a while ago), and then this money is used to buy long term money from the governments, the treasury bills, that yield something like 3-4% for 10 year maturity bills at this point.

      So the government gives free money to banks, who use this free money to buy more money at higher yields from the same government. What is ridiculous, is that the money is diluted, while the actual population is not benefiting a cent, the banks are not lending to private corporations/people at normal terms.

      I am saying that the government (the federal reserve in the US in this case) has a policy of destroying money's value and the long term of this is total annihilation of the dollar. I am saying that instead of waiting for these fat-cats to do so, just do it yourself, at least you'll have a short term benefit from it and you will hurt their evil fucking scheme a bit. Yeah, I understand how this works, I understand that it does not matter who prints the money, you or the government, it destroys money's value because there is no production behind the printed shit.

    20. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Drawing pictures of dollar bills shouldn't be illegal. If I tried to SPEND my creations, THEN I should be locked up for fraud/counterfeiting, but not before. And whoever accepted my creations should have a mental exam or eyetest.

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    21. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong again. You be convicted of simple possession of forgeries.

    22. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      If you use it as $100, it is a crime. If you sell it for $100,000 it is art!

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    23. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      If I have a 6th grade reading level, I shudder to think what yours may be. Did you even make it to my second paragraph? You know, the one where I actually explained how you are wrong. Breaking the law and printing your own money is one thing, legalizing that act is an entirely different animal.

      I expect such subtly is lost on you...

      Also, let me be the first to inform you that you have absolutely no fucking idea what you are talking about when you start ranting about how the government prints and distributes cash.

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    24. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Well, let me get back to you on your second paragraph.

      There should be nothing illegal about printing money, if the government is doing it every day of the week for its own political purposes. People should not allow the government to have such a monopoly on printing of the cash, cash is not something to be sanctified. Those are just 'I owe you' notes, forced upon the population. Has the government not intervened and setup this ponzy scheme, where it prints as much as it wants (it makes much more money by printing, than it could ever do by taxing or borrowing), the money would have been created by private enterprise, that could compete with other private enterprise on the value of its cash.

      Yes, that's how things would work if the government did not want to steal money, but they do, it's profitable, that's why some rob banks - that's where the money is.

      Also, let me be the first to inform you that you have absolutely no fucking idea what you are talking about when you start ranting about how the government prints and distributes cash.

      - that's gold man. The more times you state it, the more correct your statement will become, is that the idea?

    25. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Excellent answer, that's the answer right there: 'if you use it as 100 dollars'.

    26. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by interploy · · Score: 1

      Because it's not actually suicide that's illegal, it's attempted suicide. Hard to prosecute someone when they're dead.

      Pretty ironic law really, because we all know how great prison is to turn people around from wanting to kill themselves. I'm sure they'll be right as rain in no time.

    27. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attempted suicide is illegal in some places.

      ... at the penalty of death, I presume?!?

    28. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Informative

      People should not allow the government to have such a monopoly on printing of the cash

      It is perfectly legal for you to go buy a printing press, make up your own money, print off as much as you want, then try to convince people to use it. Hell, you can even skip the printing press step. What is illegal is duplicating somebody else's currency.

      Has the government not intervened and setup this ponzy scheme

      You do not know what a ponzi scheme is. You are just throwing that term out there because you heard on the news that it is some "big bad, fraudulant thing that rich people sometimes do that hurts poor people".

      the money would have been created by private enterprise, that could compete with other private enterprise on the value of its cash.

      This has been done numerous times in history, and every time it is a clusterfuck. Nevertheless, there is nothing preventing this system from being implemented today, and to a limited extent, it already is. You want more competition in currency? Invest in foriegn currecies. Plenty of people do it.

      Listen, if you fancy yourself an anarchist, or if you think we should go back to a bartering system, or if you think we should put money back on a gold standard, then just say so. Any of those opinions are far more rational and respectable then "it should be legal to counterfiet money". You are not doing yourself any favors with this schpiel.

      The more times you state it, the more correct your statement will become, is that the idea?

      That was the first time I said that, but if you want to hear it again, go find yourself an economist.

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    29. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      correction, the linked page should be: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Second_Life

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    30. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Punishable by the death penalty.

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    31. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      See the real life case of J S G Boggs
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JSG_Boggs

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    32. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attempted suicide is illegal because it involves others and inflicts a burden upon them. Paramedics, doctors, nurses, perhaps the morgue will all be affected, not to mention friends and loved ones.

    33. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Here's an interesting question: What happens if someone breaks into your house, steals all of your counterfeit bills, and tried to spend them?

      He was operating in good faith that they were real. You were operating in good faith that they would not be distributed. And yet, through all that, they were made and distributed.

      Does the counterfeiter go to jail as well as the theif?

    34. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      And if you were a better criminal, you could call it banking

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    35. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      It is perfectly legal for you to go buy a printing press, make up your own money, print off as much as you want, then try to convince people to use it. Hell, you can even skip the printing press step. What is illegal is duplicating somebody else's currency.

      - right, so the words 'legal tender' have no special meaning then in your understanding. Government is not in business of production, it does not produce anything except social experimentation by taxation and loopholes to avoid taxation. It also produces state level debt by borrowing from other countries and printing bonds.

      Why do people use government issued money and not something else? Because government is competing illegally, it does not produce anything, so it can print any amount of cash it desires and it does not back it up by anything. Gold used to be the backing, it has not been for quite a while now. A private entity has to produce something in order to have backing for their currency.

      Excuse me, I mistyped. Ponzi scheme, is that the correct spelling? Ok then. So lets see. A pyramid is when the people close to the top get all the profit, while people on the bottom, who have entered late are getting the bill and no profit at all.

      Those who are close to the government feeder, they get the first take at the money, at that point money has greater value, because it is not yet spread out across the rest of us. Once the new money is spread around, it devalues the rest of the cash for everybody else. What is happening now, is that the free money that preferred corporations were always getting, allowed these corporations to outcompete those, who did not have the influence in the government, and they made sure that they have no competition by creating various regulations through government agencies to create huge barriers of entry for late arrivals. The original money benefited these original players so much, they have destroyed the competition and became ridiculously huge on all this government printed cash.

      They killed the competition and made sure that eventually they would have access to the cheapest labor force on the planet - Asian workers. Since they are huge, the scale allowed them to move manufacturing to the cheapest locations, leaving behind no production capacity and no jobs. You now have your 'service' economy, which only survived so far because USD was and still is the 'reserve' currency and you can survive for a long time being just in the business of printing it. Production of money and nothing else, that's what remains, that's what government is doing. Talking about trying to compete with it legally and morally is disingenuous at the least.

      So it is a ponzi scheme, some became huge, rich and powerful, and now the game is coming to an end, the late entries will end up holding the bill and no benefit in the devalued dollar.

      This has been done numerous times in history, and every time it is a clusterfuck

      - what, Hong Kong is not a good enough example of this working well? They are producers, the western civilization at this point are living on Asian credit.

      Am I for the gold standard? Certainly, that would mean something more than the printed cash means now. But I am not just for 'gold standard'. Before US government got off that standard they also stole every person's gold in the states, there was the time, it will probably come again, it was not too long ago.

      I am against government that produces nothing being allowed by the citizens to steal money by releasing this fiat currency in the first place. Government has no place in economy except from point of view of regulations, and these regulations are subverted by large corporations to deny entry to the late comers into the game.

      Go find yourself some sense.

    36. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      I think you do have some insight there. The attempted suicide being illegal is not because we think depressed people are going to look over their local ordinances and see what their allowed to do, but because suicide attempters tend to be loud, obnoxious and unsuccessful with their supposed attempts and you need to be able to have them arrested for harrassment/blackmail/stress on the system or whatever.

      Clinically assisted suicides once again brings in other people and laws are there to regulate what people do to eachother.

      However, alone in a room suicide is fine by me, ditto with drawing stick figures.

    37. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Because government is competing illegally, it does not produce anything, so it can print any amount of cash it desires and it does not back it up by anything.

      Your ignorance of the Federal Reserve System is astounding.

      Excuse me, I mistyped. Ponzi scheme, is that the correct spelling? Ok then. So lets see. A pyramid is when the people close to the top get all the profit, while people on the bottom, who have entered late are getting the bill and no profit at all.

      Holy titty-fucking christ, you are stupid. I make the assertion "You do not know what a ponzi scheme is.". Any semi-intelligent person at this point would go look it up, coming back with a proper definition, and act like they knew it all along. You, like a fucking idiot, actually think you know what you are talking about and instead define what a pyramid scheme is. News flash dude, Ponzi schemes are not the same as pyramid schemes. You could have at least googled it...

      - what, Hong Kong is not a good enough example of this working well? They are producers, the western civilization at this point are living on Asian credit.

      No. A system entirely dependent on currencies created by private citizens and companies what we did before we had a national currency and it was a godawful system that crippled the economy by restricting effective trade. Do some fucking research.

      Am I for the gold standard?

      I did not ask you about your political beliefs, nor do I give a shit.

      Go spend a few hours on wikipedia (you may find the "Simple English" wikipedia better suited for you, since you obviously have the reading comprehension of a blind crackbaby) and come back when you are ready to actually put forth a coherent argument with actual facts and logic.

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    38. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Your ignorance of the Federal Reserve System is astounding.

      - same problem with you, you make these wild eye passes, it's all nonsense of-course, what is your proof? Nothing, you just say it as if saying it makes it so.

      Holy titty-fucking christ, you are stupid.

      - excellent, you now have proven every point. Wonderful logic.

      I make the assertion "You do not know what a ponzi scheme is.". Any semi-intelligent person at this point would go look it up, coming back with a proper definition, and act like they knew it all along.

      - ponzi scheme is similar to pyramid, I don't care about the definition of very minor differences between them. They both work by taking money away from a large population and channeling it to a small number of schemers. Whether these schemers are in the know or not is not relevant.

      You, like a fucking idiot

      - why do you bother answering, you have proven already your point by such masterful use of language? So if I am an idiot, are you an idiot for arguing?

      I have actual arguments, you have only useless ad hominem attacks, that's not a constructive discussion.

      No. A system entirely dependent on currencies created by private citizens and companies what we did before we had a national currency and it was a godawful system that crippled the economy by restricting effective trade. Do some fucking research.

      - that's a lot of mix right there. You are implying many things, isn't burden of proof somewhere on you for making outrageous claims. Something was a 'godawful' system and obviously it was replaced by a better one. Really? Better things get replaced by garbage all the time. All it takes is people who profit from change like that and who are willing to use power to achieve their goals.

      I did not ask you about your political beliefs, nor do I give a shit.

      - you can't even differentiate between political believe and economic self-evident truths. Currencies that are not backed up by production or any tangible goods are worthless. Maybe it takes a while for the world to see it, but it will happen.

      Go spend a few hours on wikipedia (you may find the "Simple English" wikipedia better suited for you, since you obviously have the reading comprehension of a blind crackbaby) and come back when you are ready to actually put forth a coherent argument with actual facts and logic.

      - nice troll by the way. Ad hominem, varios appeals, switching blame around, telling me I have no arguments while it is you have not presented a single one.

      I suppose you could just end with 'yhbt' but would you? 'Simple English' you say? I'll switch to that when you show at least some mastery of the rest of the languages I speak.

    39. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      what is your proof?

      You have already given the world all the proof of your idiocy it will ever need.

      - excellent, you now have proven every point. Wonderful logic.

      Nice selective quoting there. If you were capable of keeping complete trains of thought going in your head for more than one sentence you would realize that I was not attempting to prove any point with that particular sentence. That sentence was an insult and the ones that followed it contained the arguments backing it up.

      - ponzi scheme is similar to pyramid,

      Only in that they are both scams.

      I don't care about the definition of very minor differences between them. They both work by taking money away from a large population and channeling it to a small number of schemers.

      That is an incredibly broad description that fits just about any scam in existance. How about I engage in a little selective quoting of my own:

      I don't care about the definition

      That right there is the crux of this issue. You don't care about the facts.

      Whether these schemers are in the know or not is not relevant.

      I have no idea what you are attempting to suggest by this. I made no mention of people "being in the know". Are you trying to suggest that people involved in pyramid schemes know they are part of a scam? I'll assume no and give you the benifit of the doubt here...

      - why do you bother answering, you have proven already your point by such masterful use of language? So if I am an idiot, are you an idiot for arguing?

      Does frying ants with a magnifying glass make you as tiny and flammable as they? Truth is, I do this for fun.

      - you can't even differentiate between political believe and economic self-evident truths. Currencies that are not backed up by production or any tangible goods are worthless. Maybe it takes a while for the world to see it, but it will happen

      You "being for something" is an opinion, which I have no interest in.

      - nice troll by the way. Ad hominem, varios appeals, switching blame around, telling me I have no arguments while it is you have not presented a single one.

      The argument which I am presenting becomes apparent when you view the discussion as a whole. In fact, you are actually working to prove my point for me, every time you pile more and more idiocy onto your posts. You see, sometimes all you really need to do is give people more rope with which to hang themselves.

      ...when you show at least some mastery of the rest of the languages I speak.

      ooooh, my what a large e-penis you have. Color me impressed.

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    40. Re:So counterfeiting is not a crime? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You have already given the world all the proof of your idiocy it will ever need.

      - where is your 'yhbt' attached to this sentence? ... something about insulting me some more, whatever, glancing to the next... ... nothing of consequence again, some more...

      here we go:

      That right there is the crux of this issue. You don't care about the facts.

      - orly? I don't get bogged down by a technicality, but I see you prefer to go that route. I care about facts, ponzi schemes, pyramids, same thing. Some create an illusion about making money and sell the illusion. Some buy into the illusion and few have some gains, while the majority gets the bill. That's good enough for me.

      Yes, imagine, some people know they are part of scheme, especially the schemers and in pyramids many know, they go alone with it because they hope to cash out before it's busted.

      You "being for something" is an opinion, which I have no interest in.

      - then why did you insist on asking about it earlier if you have no interest? Short on memory? Either it's that or again, you are trolling.

      The argument which I am presenting becomes apparent when you view the discussion as a whole. In fact, you are actually working to prove my point for me, every time you pile more and more idiocy onto your posts. You see, sometimes all you really need to do is give people more rope with which to hang themselves.

      - except you have no argument at all. There is no larger argument, it's all a scheme, unlike a pyramid, this one targets only one person, me? I hope you are gaining something from this, but I doubt it. I don't see you learning anything new, it's all old tricks.

      ooooh, my what a large e-penis you have. Color me impressed.

      - shit, you should be impressed. You can follow links, right, if you can, you'll find out. I don't see you being able to put 2 and 2 together though, we already see what kind of an economic genius you are.

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      The following few paragraphs are not for lewk there, he can't put 2 and 2 together, but just for the sake of restating the obvious.

      Government scheme people by forcing them into an abnormal monopolistic government currency that is backed by nothing. Those close to the government get that money upfront, before it's devalued and they benefit from it. It's free money, that allows some corporations to also become unnaturally huge and monopolistic. Eventually this leads to increased regulation by government to ensure monopoly for the corporation by creating barriers of entry. The large corporations destroy competition and at some point they find that another way to make more money is to move production to the cheapest locations. This leads to unemployment, since large corporations are the largest employers. Government's only way to 'get' more money is to print it, either cash or long term cash (bonds). Governments then devalue the currency further, borrow from producers, create more regulation in a vicious cycle. People get the left-overs. The extremely cheap money is provided to financial institutions, who gamble with it, the moral hazard is proven by bailouts. Unemployment rises and so does inflation, prices go up and people are dissatisfied. Governments introduce more government spending to 'create jobs', which fails, governments cannot create jobs, they are not producers. Money is devalued further.

      Question is, does this end in a system, where the means of basic commodity (food/energy) production are nationalized for the 'good of the people' and then the rations are distributed, because the inflation produces huge price spikes, which government tries to control, thus creating shortages? Does this lead to further government taking freedoms away from people, introducing exchange controls, border controls, not letting the population to leave? Does this lead to a h

  140. Prohibit pictures of people killing by AttilaSz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So why don't they make it illegal to possess a picturing of any crime being committed, even if the portrayal is completely fictional? Like, I dunno, people beating up, or killing other people. That should be completely eradicated from movies now, don't you think?

    Sheesh...

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  141. Dilution of "Sex Offender" status by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    The law should really think twice about what it is doing, because it is essentially diluting what it means to be a sex offender.

    As recent as 10 years ago, when the state said someone was a convicted sex offender, I immediately assumed they had raped a child or adult, or something else simmilar, and thus feared and was disgusted by them. Nowadays? I basically have to go through all this research to figure out if they actually did anything bad! How old were they/ how old was the other person involve,d if any? Was anyone harmed? etc etc.

    At this rate there will be so many sex offenders gone through the system in 10 years that it will be viewed as a case of teenage shoplifting is! I don't see how that is good for anyone.

    1. Re:Dilution of "Sex Offender" status by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the UK, where Henning Wehn has suggested to use the sex offender list for things like voter registration. He argued that clearly it will be the most accurate citizens database available in just a few years...

    2. Re:Dilution of "Sex Offender" status by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > At this rate there will be so many sex offenders gone through the system in 10 years that it will be viewed as a case of teenage shoplifting is! I don't see how that is good for anyone.

      It's good for the sex offenders.

    3. Re:Dilution of "Sex Offender" status by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There have been people placed on it for peeing in public, as well as couples that started having sex as 14/15 year olds, and when it became where one was old enough, that one was charged with a crime (I think it was 16/15, but it may have been another pair of ages). It's always been a mess, even from the beginning. It should be limited to violent offenses only, but isn't (and I know many disagree with me, but statutory rape isn't violent, though maybe there could be a place for that on the list if the age difference is where one was over 21 and the other under 16, but anything that puts two people at the same high school in trouble if they have sex is just wrong, in my book).

  142. Pretty stupid to convict someone for this by strangemachinex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those type of images are kinda funny. I've seen them posted on message boards and various places dozens of times over the years. I don't think Simpson's porn is actually created to arouse anyone, it's just for jokes.

  143. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a citation for that.

    Because it would be retarded in the extreme to go to the risk of producing real CP and converting it to cartoons when the alternative is simply to produce the cartoons.

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  144. Zombies! by Sobrique · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's ok. They're actually 1000 year old zombies, so it's not CP at all.
    Seriously. What the hell? The anti-pedophilia laws are there to protect children from harm, particularly from people in a position of trust or influence. That's eminently reasonable.
    How does a cartoon - however tasteless - have anything to do with that?

  145. Rule 34... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rule 34...

  146. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    You know, there's a big massive flaw in your theory: you assume that the folks who passed this law plan that far ahead.

    What really happens is much much simpler: Someone proposes a measure that they claim is to "stop child porn", and everyone supports it because otherwise their political opponents could claim they support child porn.

    And I should also mention that given this standard, anyone viewing a Greek kouros statue (or for that matter many Madonna and Child paintings) is guilty of child porn in this jurisdiction. I hope none of their art galleries have that sort of thing.

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  147. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by maxm · · Score: 1

    I never said they produced CP to convert it to cartoons.

    Presumably they would take existing CP and "filter" it.

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  148. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by metacell · · Score: 1

    The likeness of the characters is copyrighted, not just specific images of them.

  149. It's a spiritual matter by allseason+radial · · Score: 1

    What if it turns out that every time a child kneels beside her bed to recite, "Now I lay me down to sleep...", God bellows, "SMITHERS, RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" Then what? What are we gonna do then, huh?

  150. Convict me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw Bart's penis in the Simpon's Movie.

  151. So you can go to jail for owning this CD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what happens if you own this CD?

    http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/y-no-pasa-nada/id111243719

    (SFW as it is a bit censored in iTunes... but you can tell what is going on... hint: The one at the left is Heidi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi,_Girl_of_the_Alps), and the ones at the right are Peter and the dog...

    I remember seeing it in several stores in Spain.

  152. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually it makes you an earthquake. You'd be a murderer if you watched pictures of murder victims :)

  153. Misunderstood by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    This "aww poor them, they were ADDICTED, so they HAD to beat their grandma to death" is a load of crap.

    True, but totally unconnected to what I meant to say. What I meant was, in the context of your analogy, that a possible argument against drugs is "if we legalize them, Grandma will have a slightly higher probability of being beaten to death", not that we shouldn't punish addicts for their crimes.

    1. Re:Misunderstood by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      I'm a firm believer that -actions- are what matter. If we go... sorry, CONTINUE to go around making up laws based entirely on the -possibility- that something --might-- be more likely, then eventually everything will be illegal.

      "Breathing in public -might- infect someone with something, so none of that!" :D

      My post was not meant as a denial, I happen to agree with your sentiment for the most part.

    2. Re:Misunderstood by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      I'm a firm believer that -actions- are what matter. If we go... sorry, CONTINUE to go around making up laws based entirely on the -possibility- that something --might-- be more likely, then eventually everything will be illegal.

      And I'm a firm believer that public policy should ideally be based on objective risk analysis, i.e., on the real probabilities that X will happen. Unfortunately, government really, really, doesn't work like that.

      And so, e.g., we get to be "entertained" by security theater.

  154. Actually, yes, in Canada "text porn" will get ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The recent case of Michael Jay Thomas in Ottawa... http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Judge+jails+wrote+porn+stories+involving+children/2159664/story.html

  155. Ah - all just about making more money! by no-body · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thought police in action. This is just a dry run.

    Soon there is a device which will sense thought patterns and everyone with a wet dream will go to jail.
    Since the prisons can't hold all the convicts private companies will pick up the slack and - $$$$$!

    Uups! That was Australia - I thought about the US business model - my fault...

  156. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear in some countries it's gotten so bad that corporations have the same rights as people!

  157. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa, that suddenly became my field of study! You should send your money to me! How much do you have?

  158. ObSimpsons Quote: by happy_place · · Score: 1

    Ha-ha!

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  159. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        I know there would still be a chance of recovering stuff. It's just less likely than if it had just happened and not much else had happened.

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  160. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Or a picture of a half-naked 40-year-old, with an undergarment featuring the teletubbies or barney?

  161. So any one with a copy of the movie has child porn by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    So any one with a copy of the movie has child porn?

  162. convict me then 4 whats in my garage from school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About 17 years ago when I was in early highschool, about 13-14 years old, the guys in my class had one of these simpsons port cartoons (a single image of lisa simpson sucking off bart simpson, IIRC, with the baby watching on with a dummy in its mouth) on a floppy disk drive, along with other cartoon porn and a slideshow app. A couple of times we viewed it on the computer (a 386 or something) and then all made a copy. I've probably still got that fucking floppy disk drive in my garage with all my other shit that I kept from school. By the ridiculous standards of these anti cartoon crusaders, I (and half the other guys from my yr-8 class) could be just as easily be convicted as a sex offender as the poor sap from this story was.

    it is a cartoon.
    a colored-in scribble.

    the absolute most that should be done in cases like this is to charge someone of indecent or lewd behaviour or something if they go round showing such a picture to children.
    Where is the need to prosecute people, criminalise them, and place a sex-offender stigma on them for the rest of their life because they looked at or had a bloody cartoon.

  163. ASCII child porn by spitzig · · Score: 0, Troll

    --- 0
    -0
    --- 0
    -0

    That's a 10 year old's penis and an 11 year old's vagina, having sex. If you separate them, and turn them into flip art, it even becomes animation.

    Congratulations, you've all just downloaded child porn. A police officer is on his way to your house.

    1. Re:ASCII child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eeeewww!

  164. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        Depending on where you are (and how well your lawyer will argue for you), evidence of prior crimes may not be admissible for a current case.

        Say I was a bank robber. I robbed 2 banks in the past. A new bank was robbed. I was found with one bill stolen in the crime. That doesn't prove I robbed the 3rd bank, it simply proves that through some sort of chance I ended up with the bill. That could have happened all kinds of different perfectly legal ways. For example, the thief could have used it at a store where I then purchased something and received the bill as change.

        Now, in this case seems different. It seems that he legitimately was looking for that kind of material and between the time he refused to turn over the computer and the time he finally did, he had an intention to remove evidence, which he did poorly. If I read the article correctly, it wasn't a single cartoon image that got him in trouble again, it was quite a few that they recovered from the Windows recycle bin. In the previous example, that would be like me seeing that the cops were pursuing me, so I tossed the duffel bag with the stolen cash in a dumpster, and then got arrested standing beside the dumpster and trying to deny any association to it.

       

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  165. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by mysidia · · Score: 1

    What really happens is much much simpler: Someone proposes a measure that they claim is to "stop child porn", and everyone supports it because otherwise their political opponents could claim they support child porn.

    Right.. Someone just needs to propose the measure to expand it to include violence. I'm not suggesting anyone planned it, but that it's a series of steps that may happen over some period of time.

    Political opponents can claim they support violence against children if they refuse.

    Expanding the age group is also easy, by finding a few examples of people who are abused but over the legal age limit, and then trumpeting them out to the media.

    As for step 3, that's also easy to achieve. Someone proposes a crack down on drug-related imagery, makes up some bogus statistics about increased drug usage by children exposed to the images.

    Opponents have to include ban on drug usage imagery, or appear soft on drugs.

    Again, same tactic for age increase... drug usage among young adults. show age 21-25.

    As for expanding scope to anything offensive.. this may be done by lax wording of the anti-drug law.

    After a generation or so, the public will get used to that ban, and ready to accept the next steps.

    If the government can block drug usage imagery, why not other immoral visual imagery? someone will think

    Someone will propose a law against allowing kids to see porn

    Political opponents cannot oppose it, without getting mocked for not thinking of the children.

    Then that escalates the same way in later generations.

    As for expanding to crimes aganist a person... this gets called a "Victims Protection Act"

    Probably the official motivation is to point to some abuse by the media (for sensationalism) that hurts the victim of a crime. Political opponents can be mocked as not in favor of protecting children who are victim of a crime, from media abuse.

    et.c..

  166. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by allseason+radial · · Score: 1

    Which brings up this: How the hell does anyone know what gender these cartoon characters were to begin with? Did they have genitalia before this guy drew them on? What if the accused drew Bart with a *a*ina and Lisa with a *eni* (sarcastic self-censorship)? Would it still have been porno if he left off the genitals and just drew the characters without clothing? What about if he drew just the genitalia and imagined them as belonging to a Bart Maggie or Lisa? You know, in his head? Would that have been arrestable? I don't particularly want to defend chesters, but this seems little mmm... what's the word I'm seeking? "Nuts" maybe?

  167. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You were lucky. My brother was shot in the leg by a burglar and when the police came in to look at the scene they found some pot. Big deal, except they also found plastic bags which to them clearly indicated that he must be a big-time dealer. (Yes, our village cops (without any drug crime experience!) explicitly told us that a few grams of pot and twenty 50 ml plastic bags must absolutely, positively mean he is at the center of a drug ring that supplies all of North Germany with hard drugs.)

    So he ended up being under close investigation by the police while the gun-toting burglar, uh, somehow couldn't be found. Yeah. No clues at all, sorry; the witness reports were somehow inconclusive. Anyhow, they go and confiscate some things of his: His mobile (understandable). His computer (again understandable). His wallet (also okay). Some papers (okay...). A shrink-wrapped blank CD-R (wait, what?).

    It took months of his lawyer writing them nastygrams before they gave back his wallet - sans an old telephone card, which they somehow determined they had to keep even though they admitted it wasn't evidence. The mobile came a bit later, the papers a bit earlier. The computer and the CD-R, however, were only returned after the lawyer started to threaten to sue them for drawing out the investigations. Of course they didn't find anything of interest but it was somehow important that they kept the computer for over a year even though they didn't do anything with it for most of the time and the forensic expert (probably just the local IT guy) had already looked at it long ago. On of the investigators admitted that it just sat in a corner of his office (and here I thought that they have special rooms for evidence...).


    A speedy mirroring of the hard drive might happen if you are under investigation by CSI $BIG_CITY but if you're under investigation by the local village cops you can be lucky if they figure out how to open the case before the processor architecture has become obsolete.

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  168. Re:Aren't child pornography for protecting childre by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    You used the phrase "child pornographers". If that doesn't mean the people who produce it, then what does it mean?

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  169. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by plastbox · · Score: 1

    It mentions that the first offense was of actual kids. That means it was real kiddie porn. Under those circumstances you should only need one castration to finish the job.

    There fixed that for you.

    Seriously. How do you think an otherwise perfectly decent person feels when he/she sees a child, and not just some skanky 15-year old but a child, and gets sexually aroused? I've seen interviews with pedophiles who actually search abroad to find someone willing to do a chemical/actual castration, so they don't constantly have to feel like monsters.

    I mean, most people aren't born psychopaths and I bet not all that many are pedophile either, so the number of pedophiles who are actually dangerous should be pretty low. Give medical treatment to those that need/want it, and hunt and shoot/prosecute/lynch the rest. You know.. the dangerous child molesting psychopath/sociopath rapists.

    Ok, mod me Flaimbait for suggesting medical treatment for a sexual orientation deviating from "the norm". No, I don't think gays should be "treated". Dendrophiles aren't hurting anyone. If, however, a pedophile wants to rid him/herself of their sexual urges instead of living their lives feeling like complete monsters, then be my guest and respect to you!

  170. We're gonna have a lot more people on that list... by ewenix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does this mean that everyone who purchased the Simpsons Movie (which contains a nude scene of Bart skateboarding)
    is now a sex offender? Doesn't this mean the folks who produced the show should be prosecuted now too?

  171. Wow...Just Wow... by painehope · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As repulsive as this guy looks (I damn sure wouldn't leave him around a child for 2 seconds - he definitely looks like the child-interested potential paedophile he is), and as much as he deserved his first conviction for possession of actual child pornography (I don't even download pornography for many reasons, of which this is one - I've actually had torrents that said "Goth Chick Likes Cock" or whatever turn out to be "Goth Chick "Of Very Questionable Appearance In Regards To Her Age" Sucks A Cock" and so I ran the "shred" utility about 5 billion times over that section of disk and pretended that I really didn't see that - I might or might not have downloaded something illegal, but I did not keep it in my possession once I realized what it was, not just because it was potentially illegal but because, of age or not, what it purports to depict is close enough to the real thing that it turns my stomach and makes me want to kill someone that is actually doing the illegal stuff, especially when I think about the number of children that just "disappear" every year in the oh-so-civilized U.S.A. and that it could happen to my friends' children, or my own child one day when I have children), which is almost as repulsive an act as distributing it, which in turn in almost as repulsive as producing it (which is a truly heinous act - the only thing worse than rape is the rape or exploitation of children, both of which I consider to be hanging offences).

    But one the other side of this very slippery slope is the fact that despite the fact that this guy is undoubtedly one sick fuck, he hasn't molested any children that anyone knows of (I'd be the first to be baying for his blood if he did) and this is a fucking cartoon. Oh, I can guess very readily at his intent (and, unfortunately what his corpulent corpus was doing while watching it - there is such a thing as having too much imagination, folks...I've just discovered that and am looking around the house for sedatives as I write this) while possessing and viewing it, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a cartoon, any more than the current drug laws allow people to be arrested for possession or distribution of drugs even if they sell someone a bag of oregano or flour knowing that it's oregano or flour - both types of laws are both silly and a distraction from the real problem (the finding and execution of paedophiles, or instituting a drug policy that works, like decriminalization or legalization and regulation). There are (as anyone who has browsed Internet porn or went to a "24-hour bookstore" can tell you) entire websites and sections of most adult bookstores that cater to selling video that depict young women as being much younger than they are. Turns my stomach, but it's legal (and the consequences of making it illegal are not going to change anything that really matters, like getting the people that are making or doing the real thing, not just some play-acting by some fat guy who should have been shot when he was found in possession of actual child pornography).

    And if you go after people that aren't actually breaking any realistic laws (or teenagers that post pictures of themselves having sex on camera - something that I and millions of people my age or older did as a teenagers with age-appropriate partners and just didn't have an all-consuming, hungry Internet to post it on or else I probably would have as would have many of my friends, male and female alike - give a teenager a camera, some vaseline, and a hole drilled in a tree stump and there's going to be something sexual getting filmed, that's the nature of puberty) or are spending your time creating or upholding such silly laws, I have to ask : what are you doing about the actual, verifiable crimes that have been committed..what are you doing about those kids that used to be on the side of milk cartons until there were too many of them for any amount of milk cartons to cover? Why does the U.S. alone have something like almost 100K children a year disappear and n

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  172. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Thiez · · Score: 1

    But you only need to do so once, right? Just use your read-only device, copy the complete disk to a disk image on another drive, and then go crazy on copies of that image. Heh, if you intend to use a year to analyze the disk image, you could even get an equivalent (new, empty) drive, write the image to it, and give it to the suspect, and keep the original disk as evidence. If illegal stuff is found, you have the original HD as evidence, and if the suspect was innocent he didn't lose all his data.

  173. disclaimers by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    So people put disclaimers in their work stating all characters portrayed are 18 or older. This strikes me as amusing for manga that's obviously set in a high school. It also strikes me as amusing when those disclaimers go on manga with no mature content.

    My question is this: what if someone brings out a manga with obviously adult females engaging in flagrante tentacloo and then labels them as 16-yr olds? Do we go by how old they look or how old the artist claims they are?

    The Japanese are real pervs and their whole lolicon thing is skeevy to the nth degree. I forget the name of the book but there was one with two cyborg chicks, both of legal age but one insisted on using a cyber-body that looked about 11. Yeah, keep rationalizing it you pervs. But what if someone did the opposite? What if the story has a 12-year old girl who was fatally injured and saved by implanting her mind in an adult cyber-body? And what if the tentacle monster attacked it? Would that be illegal? The body may look adult but the author told you it's a 12-yr old girl in there.

    Hell, we could take that back to American cinema. You have a Freaky Friday story, mom and daughter swap bodies. Now assuming mom is divorced and they're both dating, what if they have sex with the boyfriends in the swapped bodies?

    I would like to think that everything I said here shows the absurdity of the line of reasoning but I sadly think judges would be scratching their chins in thought.

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    1. Re:disclaimers by julesh · · Score: 1

      Along similar lines: why different rules for different forms of storytelling? Why can I have a copy of, say, A Clockwork Orange, containing a scene in which the main character takes two young kids back to his house and rapes them (and they call it literature) ... but if a graphic novel wanted to tell that same story they basically wouldn't legally be able to without making shit up suggesting the kids are much older than they are supposed to be? What's the difference between these two in any sense that is relevant to why this law exists?

  174. So much wrong with this by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

    Everyone is so quick to pass judgment on sex offenders; yet there are no sources for finding help before a crime is committed. Where is the 1-800 number to get help if you might be struggling with sex issues? You can go to AA if you're an alcoholic, but what if you have an odd sex fetish? Just looking for help and you're already guilty of a crime, which by the way makes it less likely to look for help turning the deviant inward away from help where they are more likely to commit a crime. Sex offenders are just acting on a basic need (eat, sleep, reproduce); they just can't control a primal instinct. Most just need some help dealing with hormonal imbalances, some so much so that they need to be locked up, but that is a very small minority.

    People are so offended by the act that they are blind to real issues. The sex offenders need help just as much as the victims; but where is the outcry to help these people before they commit a crime? Everyone just wants to string up these people, who in many cases are productive members of society and can be helped. This grand inquisition on the internet for pedophiles is actually causing more harm as it shames people away from the help they need. I'm not saying the act isn't horrible, but I'm saying the offenders need the help as much as the victims. If you helped the offenders you could save many, if not most, of the victims from ever being abused in the first place.

  175. All the simpsons are "legal" adults by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    If I were this guy, this would be my defense...

    The Simpsons have existed for 20+ years. Yes, they may have childlike features, but they are all past the age of consent, even Maggie.

    1. Re:All the simpsons are "legal" adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't work that way. A picture of someone in real life doesn't suddenly become legal because the person in it eventually reaches adulthood. That said!!, I find the criminalization of cartoon images abhorrent. It's the modern day Salem witch trials. Where is the victim? At least in the US (and the "PROTECT" Act), one is supposed to have the right to confront their accusers.

    2. Re:All the simpsons are "legal" adults by psithurism · · Score: 1

      If I were this guy, this would be my defense...

      The Simpsons have existed for 20+ years. Yes, they may have childlike features, but they are all past the age of consent, even Maggie.

      This is Australia silly; they're banning small breasts in porn because it looks like child porn. http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/

      If you read that article, ANYTHING that resembles child porn to a child-porn-centered-classifier is illegal.

  176. Re:So any one with a copy of the movie has child p by 2obvious4u · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've got the Britney Spears "Baby One More Time" video. Does that count?


    Oh, and I believe that in the earliest Jenna Jamenson videos she was 17. It was on the VH-1 special about her. I don't know if anyone has any of those laying around.

  177. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    Easy: because the idea of going to prison for a small collection of cartoon child porn is ridiculous enough that the prosecutor offered him a good deal.

  178. bah by bjk002 · · Score: 1

    "Go back a couple of centuries more and they were hardly eroticised at all"

    Sources?!?

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      Just this once, I'm going to take a pass on backing up everything I say. Trying to support information gathered over many years of interest in costuming, art and anthropology in a "source" just isn't worth my time for an off-hand Slashdot post. So, "bah" all you like. If you're genuinely interested, do some reading and see what conclusions you come to.

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  179. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    I'm not fat! I'm big boned, you insensitive clod!

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  180. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    Bear in mind that the 12 months includes 11.5 months of sitting in a pile somewhere while it works it way to the front of the backlog, 5 minutes of finding files in the recycle bin, a couple of days of searching everywhere else (you don't stop once you've found one file), and the rest of the remaining two weeks doing procedural tasks (duplication, documentation, etc.) that are required in order for it to be valid evidence.

  181. Re:But the age of marriage is under 18 in the US.. by Tim+C · · Score: 0

    how can a sexual picture of a 17 year old be considered exploitative when they are allowed to get married (and consummate the marriage)?

    Who says that they're allowed to consummate the marriage? The wikipedia page you link to points out that the marriageable age may be below the age of consent; just because you can do one thing that is often associated with another, doesn't necessarily mean that you're allowed to do that other thing.

  182. Calvin golden showers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all of my redneck neighbors can be sentenced for the child pornography on the back of their pickup trucks. By the way that Calvin boy sure likes to pee on stuff.

  183. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    I read recently that the same has happened in Australia, that adult women with A cups are now illegal in vanilla pr0n. What kind of message does that send to women? That their bodies are so abnormal that images of same are abhorrent threats to social order?

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  184. Car Analogy by colonelquesadilla · · Score: 1

    I haven't found a car analogy I like yet, so I am going to make one. You are walking down the street, and see a car shaped monopoly piece. You pick it up and put it in your pocket. The police then arrest you for grand theft auto. You then defend yourself by saying "it's not even a real car". The judge, jury, and slashdotters respond by say "yes but when you were in high school we caught you stealing a real car, so you must have been meaning to do that now."

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  185. However, Bart is not a minor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Bart "first appeared on television in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987," [Wikipedia] he is now at least 22 years old. This, obviously makes him an adult. The argument does not apply to the powerpuff girls (unfortunatly).

  186. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was amazed to find out Bart's voice is a Scientologist.

  187. To change the UK's crazy child porn laws... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this story is not UK centric - but we have pretty insane child porn laws too.

    Petition the gov and write to your MPs! It's a small step in the right direction:

    http://www.number10.gov.uk/

  188. this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight kilobaud internet connection to a one point five megabit fibre-optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

  189. Sorry - I had to do it by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

    "Ever get the urge to look at pornographic drawings of famous cartoon children?" Hibbert: No. Lisa: No. Marge: No. Wiggum: No. Bart: No. Patty: No. Wiggum: No. Ned: No. Selma: No. Frink: No. Lovejoy: No. Wiggum: Yes. I mean, no. Heh.

  190. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also, frustratingly, always post anonymously on this subject - all because I'm concerned about someone in the future (when data mining and connecting online personas with real-life identities becomes easy) finding anything that can be tracked back to me that is related to child pornography. Even intelligent discussions about the ridiculous knee-jerk reaction of society.

    It's as if the "Think of the Children" crowd has created an atmosphere of fear around any discussion of the topic. It's as if they're using fear to get people to do give up their liberties (like free speech). I'm reminded of a certain incident involving a Danish cartoon - not to say that the people that foster this atmosphere of fear are intentionally terrorizing everyone else, but there does seem to be a parallel.

  191. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    So, he has a problem. He recognizes that he has a problem. And he tries to deflect the problem.by using cartoon porn. And he gets thrown in the shitter.

    I dunno, if a murderer gets out of prison and gets caught killing people in GTA, do we lock him up for murder due to his history?

  192. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    The drive wouldn't be mounted R/W In fact, i'm pretty sure that almost all forensic examinations of computer storage is done on a block-by-block copy of the drive, and the original only ever mounted via a read-only interface.

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  193. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    No, it has nothing to do with protecting children and everything to do with punishing deviants.

  194. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or does that situation seem totally the wrong way around?

    Evidence of sitting at home looking at pictures from the internet: 1 year backlog
    Evidence of actual sexual attack: 10 year backlog.

    I know it's different jurisdictions (hell, different countries) but there's something seriously wrong with that latter figure, in any case.

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  195. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by precariousgray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always thought it would be interesting for a young person to produce pornography of themself, and then attempt to sell it when they are over the age of 18. As much as I'd love to see that one go to court, I'm sure we all know how it would end.

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  196. NOT real children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few of you here seem to think this guy is some type of pervert. Lets get this straight now. They are NOT real children nor do they even look like real children.

    The pictures are meant as a joke and just because somebody finds them funny does NOT make them a pedophile.

  197. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It's worse than you think. In some countries they have even more rights and are harder to try in court since it's kinda hard to lock them up in a prison. I know a story of a corporation that willfully infected its customers with malware (which would get a teenager nearly in jail and gives him a criminal record) and got off with paying some pocket change.

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  198. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The logic is actually fairly sound; if a cartoon character is going to be treated as a person, it must be fully treated as a person.

    Wow, that's going to suck for the South Park creators. I wonder how many counts of murder they'll face for killing off Kenny for 13 seasons.

  199. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    psst... what does that mean?

  200. Google is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Pictures like the ones that sent this guy to jail are available right on Google image search.

    One search with the wrong keywords will put these in your browser cache, and send YOU straight to jail, too.

    1. Re:Google is dangerous by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Pictures like the ones that sent this guy to jail are available right on Google image search.

      One search with the wrong keywords will put these in your browser cache, and send YOU straight to jail, too.

      I receive forwards of Simpsons pr0n on my phone sometimes. The difference is that while I cringe and delete the sick shit right away, the guy in this story saved it and showed his friends. Remember, this is a criminal case so he gets a trial by jury. What will churn a jury's collective stomach more?

      • Someone sent me this stupid crap, it sucks, I deleted it two seconds after I got it.
      • I deliberately and purposefully downloaded it to show friends (i.e. distribute).

      The jury of public opinion is against this guy.

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  201. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me make it perfectly clear that in no way do I advocate child porn or identify with anyone sexually attracted to kids, however I do advocate common sense. From his previous history, this guy clearly has serious issues, however he's not half as screwed up as the judge.

    The internet is rife with tasteless humour and on occasion I get forwarded emails containing stupid crap like this from perfectly normal friends who I'm pretty certain aren't paedophiles. It may be tasteless and stupid, but its whole intention is to be humour.

    Also, porn itself is not illegal. The whole point of banning child porn specifically is to rightly halt a business that is founded on abuse of real children. However in the case of cartoons, where is the harm to anyone? (except maybe the rights-holder of the original character - perhaps this is what this case is really all about).

    Even assuming this guy is covering up the fact that he's actually using these cartoons for wierd sexual purposes (which has not been proved) I'd rather paedophiles were allowed to use cartoons for whatever it is they do in place of real child porn. The reality is that no law alone will change the fact that they are actually attracted to kids, so lets accept that and give them psychiatric help and a legal alternative, just like junkies get methodone. This ruling actually sends the wrong message to pedophiles.

  202. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by sabs · · Score: 1

    The big thing is.
    They don't look like real people.
    They are clearly a cartoon, and one that is not necessarily physiologically correct.

    It's not like he has rendered graphics of children that are hard to differentiate. Or very detailed drawings. It's the freaking Simpsons.

  203. What about anybody who has seen the Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I remember, Bart skateboards in a scene with his pants down, you can clearly see his cartoon penis...
    Should everyone who watched the movie also be prosecuted? What's the legal status of this movie in Australia?

  204. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by tmosley · · Score: 1

    If it's a second "offense", then next time it will be a first offense. I hope you don't have a copy of the Simpsons movie, which showed off Bart's penis in a "lewd and lascivious" manner.

  205. Rule 34? by GlowinOrb · · Score: 1

    It kind of makes me wonder if one could craft a 'Rule 34" defense. The images being created/possessed not so much for the sake of titillation, but to prove that if it exists there is pr0n of it.

  206. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by tokul · · Score: 1

    no, they wouldn't. not if they mounted the drive read-only.

    And then defense attorney will ask you to prove that you mounted that drive read-only and haven't put incriminating evidence there.

    I am not CSI specialist, but I am pretty sure that there are procedures that must be followed in order to protect people who must be treated as innocent until proven guilty.

  207. Anyone harmed for the making of this? by houbou · · Score: 1

    You know the saying: "no animals were harmed in the making of this product", well, that's how I feel about these cartoons.

    Have kids been harmed in the making of these cartoons? Seriously, unless the artists used live kids doing these deeds to inspire themselves in recreating these cartoons, then these cartoons are just another form of expression, an art form to some, deviant, crude and rude, for most, many will laugh, many will not care and many will be totally offended. But they are not real, they are drawings.

    Now, real sex offenders are the ones producing actual pedophilia and/or pornographic material which is NOT made by consenting adults (rape, etc..)

    Think of the Iraq war, where Iraqi women were raped by US soldiers or in Afghanistan, were Afghan Soldiers and interpreters are raping young boys. That is sick, that is real, and these are sex offenders.

    But viewing these cartoons, to me, well, as long as you don't show them to children, who cares!!

    To each his/her own I say. Personally, I don't think they are funny, but that's my opinion, certainly, I wouldn't enforce this onto others.

    In my honest opinion, this type of content should be placed in sites restricted to adults. No one should be able to "google" this stuff so easily, should be restricted. Again, to repeat myself, this is my opinion.

    As far as labelling anyone a "sex offender" for viewing these things, all this does is make this society one step closer where soon you will be arrested if you have naughty, angry thoughts.

    Anybody remembering the "Minority Report" movie?

    When a judge at the Supreme Court, decides that viewing these types of cartoons makes one a "sex offender", it's time for that judge to visit ye ol' "Funny Farm" and take a long vacation in a very round room with lots of padding and and have this judge wear one of these shirts where your arms are tied to your sides.

  208. Australian age of Consent by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised that none of the comments that I've read so far point out the Australian age of Consent, which is 16, as it is in many other western nations.

    I'll wait for you to think about this briefly. ...

    Right, so it's ILLEGAL to photograph a 16 year old having sex, or DRAW a 16 year old having sex, but it's 100% legal to ACTUALLY HAVE SEX with a 16 year old.

    They can consent to the ACT, but they can't consent to the DEPICTION OF THE ACT.

    Even worse, with the recent ruling that photographing women with small breasts may ALSO be illegal, depending on how young they look, it means that it's possible that you'd be breaking the law taking a picture of a 25 year old woman with A-cup breasts, but it would be fine to have sex with her 16 year old sister.
    (http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/)

    How's THAT for internal consistency?

    1. Re:Australian age of Consent by aphelion_rock · · Score: 1

      The simpsons first episode was in 1987 so doesn't that make them all at least 23 years old?

  209. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by ebuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So they didn't find anything, and based on their findings:

    1. You effectively punished your room mate (forced relocation) on the grounds of an assumed conviction.

    2. You feel guilt that you aided and abetted your room mate because you assume your room mate was going to be convicted.

    Why do you feel that someone asking if a crime had been committed means the crime was committed?

    It may feel uncomfortable to interact with someone who's been accused of something, but accusations and trial by public humiliation come pretty cheap these days. Accusations don't require verification that any act actually happened, but if you make them loudly enough, you'll scare enough people into providing the punishment without any sort of due process. Your former room mate may be found guilty in the course of time; but, if said room mate is exonerated you are guilty of punishing unjustly. Since your punishment came before it was possible to know that it was appropriate, you are definitely guilty of using your brain as a fear stimulus response machine instead of an instrument of reasoning.

  210. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    I cannot read your post without laughing at the juxtaposition of your post and your sig. Do you really think that being caught with digital erotica of a child 1 year less than the age of consent wherever you are merits execution and dismemberment in a self-financing police state? Do you really wish to have the same standard applied to you?

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  211. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by PiSkyHi · · Score: 1

    In Australian Law, the "reasonable man" is mentioned a lot in law, as if laws of this nature are intuitive to the extent that the bulk of society agrees, despite that fact that it is entirely unreasonable to assert that one could know what the bulk of society believes. Those who respond from the gut without thinking it through are praised as reasonable in Australia, which merely means things are going to get a lot worse for reasonable thinking people as our collective gut drives the law into absurdity.

  212. ACLU by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    What is the ACLU's comment on this case? I'd like to know their stand on it.

  213. Re:Actually, yes, in Canada "text porn" will get y by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    Ah, thanks for this interesting example. Of both this side of Canadian law (of which I was unfamiliar), and of how sometimes these laws criminalize people who are of no practical danger to society (although the guy was a jerk for writing it on a computer belonging to his work).

  214. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by steelfood · · Score: 1

    How can any thinking person defend these types of policies?

    Most people don't think. And of the few who do, once you throw the world "children" into the mix, they also stop thinking.

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    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
  215. colorclimax = NSFW by moonsammy · · Score: 1

    Really would have appreciated a NSFW tag there. I hadn't heard of that particular company (? - no idea what they are, as I closed the window as quickly as I could), and was not expecting nudity.

  216. Thanks for the warning by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    I've got all the 12 year old girls chained in my basement deleting my collection of Lisa Simpson pictures at this very moment.

  217. Re:Calvin PIRACY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be advised that Waterston never licensed any of his IP for merchandising. That stuff is all infringement. The artist only authorised books.

  218. Re:FSM by conureman · · Score: 1

    This is the "slippery slope", and we seem to be sliding down it. Actually, the Australians don't have the "Constitutional Privileges" like we enjoy here, but the issue is the same. Where do you draw the line on some arbitrary construct that criminalizes behavior? In Australia we see where the line runs. Actually in this case it would appear that the perp may actually be the kind of creep that the law is meant to apply to, but I could also see how this is really a thought crime, and am not so sure punishment is justifiable to anyone but a true blue Ku Klux Kristian. YMMV, but do please tell me where I'm wrong.

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  219. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by honkycat · · Score: 1

    It's ridiculous, and just one of many serious problems in California. Nothing like legislating everything that seems like a good idea and then walking out without paying the tab. They've been making (or claim they've been making) progress on clearing up the backlog, but it's slow going and many of the kits have been sitting so long that the statute of limitations will prevent prosecution even if they bother with them.

    To be completely accurate, it's not that there's a 10-year queue before any kits get processed, just that some get set aside and forgotten for some reason. It's not even a rational prioritization, just half-assed, understaffed work.

    If you Google around a bit you can find various stories documenting it. Two years ago there were 7,500 sitting around. They claim it's now under 3,500, and that they'll be done by 2011, but we'll see.... You just have to figure out what other important programs are being overlooked to make way on this!

  220. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My parents have old pictures of me as a kid, taking a bath. Should they go to jail?

    No, but if they have pictures of other people's kids taking baths, then yes. If they have drawings your dad made of you in the bath while he violates you with a foriegn object, then definitely.

  221. They aren't children by Supergibbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every character (well most) are at least 21 years (seasons) old. They must all have some disorder where they don't age.

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  222. What is the statute of limitations on this? by Cunk · · Score: 1

    I was horribly scarred by a guy back in the 80's when he showed me a fax of Linus using his blanket to snap Lucy's clothes off and then fucking her.

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  223. What about Washu Hakubi from Tenchi Muyo by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

    Washu is a 20,000+ year old being who takes the form of an older woman most of the time, but also likes to take the form of a 10 year old girl. Are sexual pictures of her child form classified as child pornography?

    I'm not sure the courts are ready for all the possible loopholes

  224. Deprive the rights of a real person for a fake one by mykos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While cartoon porn isn't really my thing, I hate to see the civil rights of a real person deprived to protect an imaginary person.

  225. Depiction of illegal acts by xixax · · Score: 1

    That is a really good question.

    Why does this particular crime warrant such a thorough approach when other crimes don't? Last year, one of Australia's most popular TV series was a Sopranos style DocuDrama about an organised crime family.

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  226. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

    It mentions the first offence was of actual kids

    Involved pictures of actual kids, yes it does.

    That means it was real kiddie porn.

    It means no such thing. Remember that Queensland is the state where someone was charged (and convicted?) for uploading a video of a Russian circus dad swinging his infant son around. We have no basis for assessing the seriousness of the previous charge from anything written in TFA.

    That was my point, you are on safer ground judging the guy by his appearance than you are by what the QLD authorities deem to be "child exploitation material."

    Under those circumstances you should only need one offence to get thrown into the slammer.

    You have no idea of the circumstances. By your thinking I should be imprisoned because the federal government allowed a domain name they had to drop and yesterday in looking up a linked reference to a government report I was led to a truly vile site, owned by some Russian who collects dropped domain names.

    Only those not in possession of the facts can be so quick to judge.

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  227. DOH!!! by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    [homer voice]Oh why me???? DOH!!!.[/homer voice]

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  228. Re:So any one with a copy of the movie has child p by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

    I never saw any of her "early work", but I think Traci Lords is kinda hot.

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  229. Disneyland orgy anyone? by aqk · · Score: 0

    Am I the only /.er around here who remembers
    Wally Wood's wonderful Disneyland Memorial?
    From what I can see, it involved quite a few "underage" cartoon characters!
    Why, when it was published in Paul Krassner's Realist, it practically made Walt spin in his grave... er, tank of nitrogen!

    Does this mean I'll be hearing a knock at the door soon for giving this link?

  230. Re:Cartoon porn is still porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like saying that, since guns are harmful, pictures of guns must also be harmful.

    Long overtaken by events.

    Some guy got onto an airplane a year or so ago, wearing a Transformers t-shirt. It has what looked like a charcoal sketch of a Transformer with a couple of wavy lines representing a gun.

    He was given a choice of changing the shirt, wearing it inside out or getting off the plane.

    Why? Because "it made someone feel uneasy".

    Nation of pussies.

  231. silly feckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is ridiculous! What will Australia do next, ban the internet? ...oh, wait a minute.

    If you haven't seen the Chris Morris show called peadogeddon, you can see it here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA07Tw4iEFw

  232. Public always needs an enemy by Dr.Syshalt · · Score: 1

    Since Commies as a big threat are gone, public needs another enemy to stay under control.
    That's how you get war on terrorism, pedophilia witch hunt and so on.

  233. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        Well, you have a few mistakes here.

        *I* had nothing to do with the decision to ask him to move out. I was 2,500 miles away.

        I happened to fly out for a visit with my mother-in-law, who told me her computer was running slow, so I rectified that situation. I had not intentionally done anything to cause the inability to recover deleted data. I was simply doing what any good repair shop would do, without the cost or upsells.

        He, on the other hand, had other factors.

        He was a substitute high school teacher.

        He was photographing girls in class on a less than casual basis.

        He had a prior record of inappropriate activities with underage girls in other school districts, which this school district hadn't found in a background check. He had simply managed to not get charged with crimes. This was found by the law enforcement investigators, and would not have normally been released to other schools or companies managing background checks.

        He had solicited underage girls for photoshoots, without their parents consent, at locations other than home, school, or the childs residence. It wasn't disclosed to what those locations would be.

        He was not a professional, or even practicing amateur photographer. He was a guy with a point and shoot camera trying to solicit young girls for special "photoshoots".

        The intent was clearly there. Unfortunately, the word of several unrelated (different classes, ages, and even school districts) underage girls versus an adult, and the lack of any physical evidence, let him walk.

        Because of this investigation, he was terminated, and forbidden from working with that district's school system. His file was also red-flagged, so any future school districts who may contact for a work history would be aware.

        Basically, he is a predator, but they simply were unable to find enough evidence for a conviction. It isn't a matter of if he's guilty or not, it's a matter of when he's caught.

        I honestly hope that this was enough to scare the shit out of him, but knowing how most criminal minds work, he'll just try harder next time to not get caught. Unfortunately, that means there will be more victims, and the crimes may go beyond just photographs.

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  234. Fucking ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking ridiculous.

  235. Re:No wonder we're losing the battle on child porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad to see that innocent until proven guilty is so prevalent in society as a whole.

  236. I think there is more to this than can be said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think there is more to this story than what's being told. local Police probably know more than they can say about this guy in a court of law.
    Remember this fellow uploaded real child porn and was charged for doing so. This guy needs to get his head read glad he does not live near me.

  237. It's all just a tool by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    It's a tool used to pry your freedom and liberties from your cold dead hands.
    Or actually, more like surrender your liberties willingly.

  238. The real test... by mbowers52 · · Score: 1

    D'oh balls!

  239. Facepalm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's no surprise Australia used to be a penal colony. That country is full of dicks.

  240. One solution to pedophiliac acts by a-zA-Z0-9$_.+!*'(),x · · Score: 1

    Since most children are abused by relatives or friends, children should all be removed at birth from their parents and raised by robots isolated from all human contact.
    Then they will be safe from sexual abuse.

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