Hippies hate wind power too because retarded birds fly into the blades and that is apparently bad. Same thing with hydroelectric and fish.
So that means we can't use oil plants, gas plants, coal plants, nuclear plants, wind farms, hydro plants, tidal farms, or waste-to-energy.
I'd suggest that we'll all just have to go back to wood stoves, candles, and oil lamps but then hippies hate burning wood, hunting whales, and farming bees too. For that reason I must suggest a new power source that will solve all of our energy problems once and for all.
How fucking sad is the American education system when a five hundred word essay is considered a major hurdle for admission into the best universities in the world? I'm a bit hammered right now and I could easily pull a fairly decent essay out of my ass far longer than five hundred words. Why should someone trying to get into university be held to a lower standard than a drunk high school dropout?
Seriously? Who the fuck would read something that long? How can they expect a document that long to have any effect on anything aside from bureaucracy? If the document had only been two or three pages people probably would have read and understood it.
Whoever drafted and approved the document should be shot. Same with all the people that write bills that are hundreds or thousands of pages long, and doubly so for the people that vote for and sign them without having ever read them.
Funny, I have no issues holding conversations on MSN while driving, even using all the correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar, and probably manage to type faster than most people do at keyboards. The difference between my "texting" and what the idiot in the video was doing is that when I do it, I'm driving first and texting second. I keep the majority of my focus on the road and only key in a few characters at a time every few seconds.
Seems to me that this video is a better example of why women shouldn't be allowed to drive than an example of why I shouldn't be texting while driving.
Oddly enough, Sim City was born the exact same way. He was making a game, I think an overhead scrolling shooter, and created what became Sim City to make map design easier.
I used to watch CNN all the time, but after they started fellating Black Jesus every second of every day I blocked them from my TV and switched to Fox.
Of course not. It isn't our fault that some species are bad at surviving when faced with the most deadly creature Earth has ever known. They should have evolved faster if they wanted to survive.
This is one of the reasons that I think that people that get hit by drunk drivers should be held responsible for the accident. The driver is drunk, so he can't be held responsible for poor motor control and reaction times. The "victims" are most often completely sober and have no such excuse for getting into an accident.
Nobody is forcing people to buy the phones. They can charge whatever they want for them and as long as people are still willing to pay, the price is not too high.
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Thrown chairs.
Nerds running. That's cute.
Hippies hate wind power too because retarded birds fly into the blades and that is apparently bad. Same thing with hydroelectric and fish.
So that means we can't use oil plants, gas plants, coal plants, nuclear plants, wind farms, hydro plants, tidal farms, or waste-to-energy.
I'd suggest that we'll all just have to go back to wood stoves, candles, and oil lamps but then hippies hate burning wood, hunting whales, and farming bees too. For that reason I must suggest a new power source that will solve all of our energy problems once and for all.
We must start burning hippies and soccer moms.
How fucking sad is the American education system when a five hundred word essay is considered a major hurdle for admission into the best universities in the world? I'm a bit hammered right now and I could easily pull a fairly decent essay out of my ass far longer than five hundred words. Why should someone trying to get into university be held to a lower standard than a drunk high school dropout?
There's an even more important thing called tl;dr
Seriously? Who the fuck would read something that long? How can they expect a document that long to have any effect on anything aside from bureaucracy? If the document had only been two or three pages people probably would have read and understood it.
Whoever drafted and approved the document should be shot. Same with all the people that write bills that are hundreds or thousands of pages long, and doubly so for the people that vote for and sign them without having ever read them.
Funny, I have no issues holding conversations on MSN while driving, even using all the correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar, and probably manage to type faster than most people do at keyboards. The difference between my "texting" and what the idiot in the video was doing is that when I do it, I'm driving first and texting second. I keep the majority of my focus on the road and only key in a few characters at a time every few seconds.
Seems to me that this video is a better example of why women shouldn't be allowed to drive than an example of why I shouldn't be texting while driving.
Oddly enough, Sim City was born the exact same way. He was making a game, I think an overhead scrolling shooter, and created what became Sim City to make map design easier.
I used to watch CNN all the time, but after they started fellating Black Jesus every second of every day I blocked them from my TV and switched to Fox.
Sounds to me like the aliens on Venus weren't satisfied with just a nice game of tic-tac-toe.
Nintendium and Volvonium are the two best materials I can think of. They're both indestructible.
So don't use steel.
Of course not. It isn't our fault that some species are bad at surviving when faced with the most deadly creature Earth has ever known. They should have evolved faster if they wanted to survive.
I don't think rocks work like Chain Lightning.
Sounds like you should have bought more pythons.
Global Warming(TM) caused a wormhole to open.
That sounds much easier to fix than if they were publicly elected.
...Not sure if want.
The Anti-Defamation League would like to have a word with you.
But what if it is an iPhone?
You'd already be used to being anally violated due to your relationships with Apple and AT&T, so prison wouldn't be much of a change.
This is one of the reasons that I think that people that get hit by drunk drivers should be held responsible for the accident. The driver is drunk, so he can't be held responsible for poor motor control and reaction times. The "victims" are most often completely sober and have no such excuse for getting into an accident.
Soylent Diesel is expected to be cheaper than traditional bio-diesel.
Just turn the cow catcher so that it scoops the cow into the boiler instead of pushing it away.
Nobody is forcing people to buy the phones. They can charge whatever they want for them and as long as people are still willing to pay, the price is not too high.