There was a time, when the sun was shining bright
So I went down to the beach to catch me a tan.
Then the next thing I knew, a wave 20 feet high
Came and washed your whole country away.
And all at once, you can hear the screaming chinks.
And no one was saved from the wave.
There were Africans drowning, little Chinamen swept away.
You can hear God laughing, 'Swim you bitches swim.'
So now you're screwed. It's the tsunami,
You better run and kiss your ass away. Go find your mommy.
I just saw her float by, a tree went through her head.
And now your children will be sold. Child slavery.
Microsoft Commits $3.5 Million to Indian Ocean Tsunami Relief Efforts
REDMOND, Wash. -- Dec. 30, 2004 -- The employees of Microsoft Corp. express their deepest sympathy to the hundreds of thousands of people affected by the Indian Ocean tsunami. In response to this tragic event, the company is announcing a commitment of $3.5 million (U.S.) in financial support for relief and recovery efforts.
"Our hearts go out to everyone who has been affected by this terrible tragedy," said Microsoft chief executive officer Steve Ballmer. "Microsoft is committed to helping governments and relief organizations in the recovery effort through financial donations, technical resources and volunteer support."
Microsoft's donation will include $2 million in immediate corporate contributions to local and international relief agencies. The company projects that its matching of employee charitable contributions worldwide will provide an additional $1.5 million in corporate donations to relief agencies.
"The outpouring of concern and commitment from our employees has been phenomenal. Our people all around the world want to help," Ballmer said. "If our employees contribute more than we are projecting, then our corporate donation would go up as well."
The company's donation announcement is an extension of efforts already underway by local Microsoft subsidiaries in the affected region and around the world. Immediately following the disaster, local Microsoft offices worked to respond in concert with local nonprofit agencies and other efforts on the ground. To date, the company has assisted with funding, technical assistance and other resources in Indonesia through Palang Merah (Indonesian Red Cross); in Sri Lanka through Sarvodaya; in India through MS Swaminathan Research Foundation (MSSRF); and in Thailand through the Office of the Prime Minister's Disaster Relief Fund.
Individuals who wish to learn more about how they can contribute may visit Microsoft's Web site for a list of agencies actively involved in the relief efforts. The Web sites direct the public to over 55 agencies, including the American Red Cross and International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies, CARE, Doctors Without Borders, and UNICEF.
About Microsoft
Founded in 1975, Microsoft (Nasdaq "MSFT") is the worldwide leader in software, services and solutions that help people and businesses realize their full potential.
Microsoft is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corp. in the United States and/or other countries.
The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.
Note to editors: If you are interested in viewing additional information on Microsoft, please visit the Microsoft Web page at http://www.microsoft.com/presspass on Microsoft's corporate information pages. Web links, telephone numbers and titles were correct at time of publication, but may since have changed. For additional assistance, journalists and analysts may contact Microsoft's Rapid Response Team or other appropriate contacts listed at http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/contactpr.asp.
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Hope they die sooner.
They all use Apple computers.
In Korea, only old people cool their computers.
No, really.
(Does anyone have a mp3?)
A 2.4 inch cock ring, that's what Taco is looking for.
this?
Not everyone likes stealing
http://goat.cx
A Psycho-Sociological Discourse on Internet Trolls
University of Texas School of Sociology, Post-Graduate Studies
http://www.io.com/~zikzak/troll_thesis.html
Microsoft Commits $3.5 Million to Indian Ocean Tsunami Relief Efforts
REDMOND, Wash. -- Dec. 30, 2004 -- The employees of Microsoft Corp. express their deepest sympathy to the hundreds of thousands of people affected by the Indian Ocean tsunami. In response to this tragic event, the company is announcing a commitment of $3.5 million (U.S.) in financial support for relief and recovery efforts.
"Our hearts go out to everyone who has been affected by this terrible tragedy," said Microsoft chief executive officer Steve Ballmer. "Microsoft is committed to helping governments and relief organizations in the recovery effort through financial donations, technical resources and volunteer support."
Microsoft's donation will include $2 million in immediate corporate contributions to local and international relief agencies. The company projects that its matching of employee charitable contributions worldwide will provide an additional $1.5 million in corporate donations to relief agencies.
"The outpouring of concern and commitment from our employees has been phenomenal. Our people all around the world want to help," Ballmer said. "If our employees contribute more than we are projecting, then our corporate donation would go up as well."
The company's donation announcement is an extension of efforts already underway by local Microsoft subsidiaries in the affected region and around the world. Immediately following the disaster, local Microsoft offices worked to respond in concert with local nonprofit agencies and other efforts on the ground. To date, the company has assisted with funding, technical assistance and other resources in Indonesia through Palang Merah (Indonesian Red Cross); in Sri Lanka through Sarvodaya; in India through MS Swaminathan Research Foundation (MSSRF); and in Thailand through the Office of the Prime Minister's Disaster Relief Fund.
Individuals who wish to learn more about how they can contribute may visit Microsoft's Web site for a list of agencies actively involved in the relief efforts. The Web sites direct the public to over 55 agencies, including the American Red Cross and International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies, CARE, Doctors Without Borders, and UNICEF.
About Microsoft
Founded in 1975, Microsoft (Nasdaq "MSFT") is the worldwide leader in software, services and solutions that help people and businesses realize their full potential.
Microsoft is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corp. in the United States and/or other countries.
The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.
Note to editors: If you are interested in viewing additional information on Microsoft, please visit the Microsoft Web page at http://www.microsoft.com/presspass on Microsoft's corporate information pages. Web links, telephone numbers and titles were correct at time of publication, but may since have changed. For additional assistance, journalists and analysts may contact Microsoft's Rapid Response Team or other appropriate contacts listed at http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/contactpr.asp.
Who needs doctors?
They adore antique technologies.
So SCO had every right to shut them down.
... clean my ass?
It is, if you use a condom.
It's ultra-secure.
not for geeks
"Dual use", you know...
Yahoo, please help me!
Maybe that's why they're so popular on Slashdot.
Stealing music, that's the point.
I don't.
So they use Macs, of course.
About as gay as one can get.