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  1. God knows I didnt want to say this... on Disney Enters PC Market · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of those!
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
    (s ound of head exploding)

  2. The Singularity Agent on How Google Will Have Achieved The Semantic Web · · Score: 1, Funny

    After Google acquired Microsoft in 2010, the Google Agent came to reside in the Google LookingGlass OS and would blurt out questions to you as you interacted on the web.
    "Hey! I see you're researching nuclear weapons! Would you like to be connected to some renegade Indian scientists?"
    "Hey! I see you're looking at knives! Would you like information on the best way to slit your wrists?"
    "HEY!!! I see you're listening to loud music!! Would you like me to empty your bank accounts or are you going to turn it down?!?"

  3. Ultimate Doom 3 experience.... on DOOM 3 Final Video Trailer Released · · Score: 0

    Or how to scream like a sissy little girl...

    Projector, wall, dark, 7.1 surround sound, loud.

    Nuff said.

  4. I think on Hitchhiker's Guide Trailer Online · · Score: 0

    that the movie needs to come out on the 42nd day of may...

  5. yea well on Van Allen Questions Human Spaceflight · · Score: 0

    I'd rather dump 80 billion into space in the hope of advancing humanity instead of dumping it into war (which as a concept usually keeps us from moving backwards.....usually). Call me crazy, but I think expending human effort and the occational life for science is the best and most noble thing we can do. And the lives lost in this endeavor CHOSE to do it KNOWING the consequences. And why? Because they believe in something more than themselves. If we dont continue to push ourselves forward, then we just end up being a bunch of walking talking meat on a dirty chunk of space dust.

  6. how long? on Toyota Patents Winking, Laughing, Crying Car · · Score: 0

    well its already happened.....in Japan!

  7. Oh...My....GOD on IPv6 is Here · · Score: 0

    I'll be in my forties then! aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! pre"id-life crisis" crisis!!
    on the other hand at least by then my websites will load correctly....and maybe I'll have enough bandwidth to handle all the ad-crap

  8. In other other news... on Doom 3's Release Date; Quake Turns 8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    the makers of Duke Nukem Forever have announced a lawsuit against ID software for copyright infrigment of their business plan.

  9. Great... on Airlines Gave More Data Than Previously Disclosed · · Score: 0

    I now have an even longer list of airlines to boycott. This is ludicrous that people continue to look the other way/support this kind of crap. And to clarify, the information was given to government CONTRACTORS, not just the government. So some shmuck at Generic Corp USA, Ltd. has lots and lots of personal info and credit card numbers. I for one will not tolerate this and will do my damnedest to avoid these companies and any others that will use me to improve "security". As I've seen quoted quite frequently here by Mr Franklin "Those that give up a little freedom for a little security deserve neither". I think the fact that we as regular Americans know what to look for on a plane or in a public place for suspicious behavior is quite enough to compensate. I know that the government is going to screw up again and terrorists are going to be able to get on a plane. And by God, if I'm on that plane I'm sure as hell not going to sit there and let them take me. This is the land of the FREE and the home of the BRAVE, not the land of the secure and the home of the comfortable. Freedom has a high cost, but security at the sake of freedom costs far, far more. True Freedom is its own security.

  10. Re:Still a great flight on SpaceShipOne Flight Not as Perfect as it Seemed · · Score: 0

    You mean rocket surgery ;) Nummy!

  11. yes thats right boys and girls on Italy Approves Jail for P2P Users · · Score: 0

    listen to britney spears without paying GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars

  12. they could also introduce... on The Future of Cars According to Toyota · · Score: 1, Funny

    the sport version for women...yes, I mean the PM-S

    I can see the ad campaign: Is it road rage...or just PM-S?

  13. Re:This is your DRIVE on BAD Firmware on Upgrade Your DVD Writer to Double Layer -- Maybe · · Score: 0

    I always knew Brad Pitt was bad news!

  14. Hmmmm Sulfur batteries eh? on Lithium-Sulfur Batteries Unveiled · · Score: 0

    Smells kinda fishy to me....

  15. halflife, final fantasy, doom... on Sam Lake on Video Game Storytelling · · Score: 2, Funny

    ok maybe not that last one...but it had a big fscking gun!

  16. Re:"almost certainly within 20 years" on Diamond Age Approaching? · · Score: 0

    Two, three years tops buddy. These guys have working on the cars for some time. Nanotech is going to come faster than we ever thought possible and nothing is going to stop it, its science. SOMEONE *WILL* do it. It is inevitable.

  17. Re:Ask elsewhere for better info... on Video Projector for Home Theater? · · Score: 1

    well scaring the crap out of goatse isnt that difficult.....

  18. They're mad! MAD I tell you! on HDD Assault Cannon · · Score: 1

    but on the other hand....with all the old obsolete machines around, world domination finally becomes a reality!

  19. the argument for manditory birth control on Many Internet Users Happy With Dial-Up · · Score: 1

    need to keep these people from propogating their views!