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  1. Re:ah, yes. . . on UK Copyright Extension in Exchange for Censorship? · · Score: 1

    Now think about how much more money *foreign* death metal and punk will make...
    time to practice my sweeping!

  2. Re:palsy on Tiny Generator Runs Off Vibrations · · Score: 1

    Screw this, I'm out like Michael J. Fox in a game of Jenga.

  3. Re:palsy on Tiny Generator Runs Off Vibrations · · Score: 1

    cue the fox jokes, I'll start

    For Michael J. Fox, shake and bake is a one-step process.
    Because he has parkinsons.

  4. Re:Huh huh. frost piss. Heh heh on Panic Over Failing QuikSCAT Satellite Overblown · · Score: 1

    I'm a Scatman!
    skibbydibby dip da dee dap dop.
    dip dee dap dop.

  5. Re:Dateline NBC: To catch a paedo/porn on MPAA Sets Up Fake Site to Catch Pirates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Epic troll. I tip my hat to you, sir.

  6. Re:Robots with FLAME THROWERS? on Man Finally Makes the Weed-Removing Robot · · Score: 1

    The only reason it is still around as a mass drug crop is that governments need a scarecrow for various varieties of "war of drugs".

    Exactly, you'd never imagine how much it props up the war on drugs when weed smokers "support terrorism", even *if* they buy domestic... Afghan weed is particularly expensive, so I've heard.

  7. Re:Would this be the formula? on New Drug Helps to Dampen Bad Memories · · Score: 2, Informative

    H3C-H2COH = ethanol
    methanol will make you go blind.

  8. Re:Who cares really? on iPhone Interest Still Going Strong · · Score: 1

    I'm touching myself to Firefly and wishing that Fox hadn't canceled it.

    fixed

  9. Re:EU regulators out of control on Blu-ray, HD DVD Target of EU Antitrust Probe · · Score: 1

    hey dude, I'm with you. I don't do this for the karma, it just comes to me.
    Also, it's "insightful". I know it's a hard word, but it's written on the damn page already ffs.

  10. Re:Credit BS = Karma on Credit Industry Opposes Anti-ID Theft Method · · Score: 1
  11. Re:Codes plural? on SAP Admits to 'Inappropriate' Downloading of Oracle Code · · Score: 1

    They had to get the internet first: so their other office emailed it to them and it took nearly a day- damn tubes...

  12. Re:Hey, I'll reply anyway. on Is RIAA's Linares Affidavit Technically Valid? · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, even if you can prove the IP address, MAC address, account name, et cetera et cetera all belong to the same person, there's certainly not sufficient evidence to show that they were using their computer at that time, certainly if they were hosting an IRC server they'd have a high potential to being hacked (which a lot of college students do).

  13. Re:AT&T on Google Purchases GrandCentral Web Phone Service · · Score: 1

    In soviet russia, phones turn on your mother, trebek!

    Sorry for the meme mash-up.

  14. Re:EU regulators out of control on Blu-ray, HD DVD Target of EU Antitrust Probe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Essentially, the government does a hefty amount to prevent consumers from being conned, and as a result, consumers are lured into a false sense of security and therefore are easier to con.

  15. Re:EU regulators out of control on Blu-ray, HD DVD Target of EU Antitrust Probe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I sadly agree. If consumers are more interested in "zomg high-def jackass 2!" than they are in choosing a format that has more liberalized licensing, more power to them.

    Assuming they're not using nasty tactics.

  16. Re:oblig on iPhone Doesn't Surf Fast Enough for Jobs · · Score: 1

    My point is the article title is unrepresentative of the problem which is that EDGE-GPRS is slow, instead the article appears to be saying the iPhone is slow.

  17. Re:Who cares really? on iPhone Interest Still Going Strong · · Score: 3, Funny

    *drool*
    I'm sorry, did you say something?

  18. Re:They want me to upgrade on SWSoft Out of Compliance With the GPL · · Score: 1

    beowulf clusters, etc.

  19. Re:oblig on iPhone Doesn't Surf Fast Enough for Jobs · · Score: 0, Troll

    Umm, so wait, correct me if I'm wrong, but he's got his panties in a knot over EdgeGPRS's shitty bandwidth and piss-poor latency, mentions it, and everyone's like ZOMG THE IPHONE IS SLOW!
    "EDGE can carry data speeds up to 236.8 kbit/s" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced_Data_Rates_f or_GSM_Evolution
    "In June 2003, a third modulation standard was ratified: 802.11g. This works in the 2.4 GHz band (like 802.11b) but operates at a maximum raw data rate of 54 Mbit/s, or about 19 Mbit/s net throughput" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/802.11g

    FFS I thought this was supposed to be News for nerds and stuff that matters, not Dupes for nerds and stuff that we already know!

  20. Re:Translation, please. on Integrated HIV Successfully Cut Out of Human Genome · · Score: 1

    Epic. op:hbt hth hhl hand. Take a bow, sir.

  21. Re:M$ UR DAYZ R NUMBURD on The MMOG Moneysellers Respond To Your Questions · · Score: 0

    Excellent work, welcome to the GNAA!

  22. Re:My god this is groundbreaking news on Mozilla Sunbird 0.5 Released · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dear Satan,
    Trade you my soul if I can mod parent up?
    Sincerely,
    utopian

  23. Re:Modern processors on Theo de Raadt Details Intel Core 2 Bugs · · Score: 1

    (for instance, ADC sets the carry flag, but the next instruction may not care about the state of the carry flag)


    Because 1-bit flip-flops take SO LONG TO WRITE TO
    Mod parent down ffs.
  24. Re:rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble on Spirited Exchange Over Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    This huge beast the FBI has tracking your convos? Useless.
    The entire world of child porn laws? Nil.
    15+ years of progress in eliminating underground threats? haHA!

  25. Re:The power of debate on Spirited Exchange Over Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    FACT: Trees are terrorists. They're sucking up all the air and replacing it with strange chemicals that are known to be harmful to humans. We should tear all the trees down and burn them- that'll show the hippies what it means to be an american.
    That's a fact, and that settles it!

    - Fact Seal of Approval -