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  1. Re:what about the other 1/3rd? on ALSR in Vista Gets OEM Push · · Score: 1

    You've got it backwards. The tricks are used in 2/3ds of the attacks, not that it will stop only 2/3ds of the attacks that use the trick.

  2. Re:God damnit. on Sex Offenders to Register Emails in Virginia · · Score: 1

    Because we punish for crimes that a person has been convicted of by a jury of their peers, not for crimes that have not yet been committed. Or at least we did pre-9/11.

  3. Re:Who cares what the artists want? on UK Copyright Under Fire Again · · Score: 1

    What about songs where a corporation owns the copyright?

  4. Re:Who cares what the artists want? on UK Copyright Under Fire Again · · Score: 1

    That logic will turn cheapskates into Mark David Chapmans.

  5. Re:::sigh:: on RIAA Victims Bring Class Action Against Kazaa · · Score: 1

    More along the lines of: The commercial said I'd get hot women with this car, but after I raped a few and got caught, I'm gonna sue!

  6. Speaking of making up numbers on Professor Comes Up With a Way to Divide by Zero · · Score: 1

    This story has reminded of my 11th grade high school class. We had this international day, where people would share their heritage. For math class, we were supposed to write the numbers one through ten in the language of our homeland.

    Having no homeland to speak of, I made up a language and numbers. Just jibberish.

    Except for the number nine. It was spelled n-i-n-e. I don't know why, but the fact that every other number was jibberish but my 'homeland' spelled 9 the same just cracked me the fuck up.

    Days Later, they had a spiffy bulletin board up, and sure enough, on the board in big letters was one of my fictitious digits.

    I laughed my ass off for a good 20 minutes, and nobody in class knew why.

  7. Re:What!? on Apple's Smart Phone Depends on OS X Tie-Ins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, they're working on it. The first prototype would wipe your mouth and spoon-feed your arse, so Jobs sent the designers back to the drawing board.

  8. Re:Not that I'm advocating the hole punch method on Judge Says U.S. Money Violates Rights of the Blind · · Score: 1

    One Dollar Coins? Then what the hell am I supposed to stick between the strippers obscenely fake titties? A five? Sheesh, you think I'm made of money or something?

  9. Re:My whole video collection in a Trapper Keeper! on 256GB Geometrically Encoded Paper Storage Device · · Score: 1

    If these "videos" are the kind that I'm thinking of, be careful of the pages sticking together!

  10. Re:Ew on Recycled Tires Could Filter Water · · Score: 1

    You have apparently never tasted the water in Las Vegas. BLECH!!!

  11. Government Area of Expertise on Archiving Digital Data an Unsolved Problem · · Score: 5, Funny
    When Thibodeau told the head of a government research lab about his mission, the man replied, 'Your problem is so big, it's probably stupid to try and solve it.'"


    I'd trust that guy. If there's one thing our governrment knows, it's stupidity.
  12. Re:you'll get answers on Global Warming Debunked? · · Score: 1

    Article? We don't need no stinkin' article!

  13. Re:Privacy? on Smart Cameras Detect Crime, Erode Privacy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hanging? Please... let's be honest... "Poking" or "Sticking" I might believe... but Hanging? Sheesh...

  14. Re:Why the Libs? on New Campaign Tactic - Google Bombing · · Score: 1

    Conservatives have the computers that count: all those Diebold voting machines. I guess it helps when the president of the company that makes the machines is on your side.

  15. Wow! That's Innovative Tech! on DVDs w/ Built in USB Ports for Copy Protection · · Score: 1

    ... that nobody will buy... *sigh*...

  16. MOD PARENT UP on Judge Clears Bully For Publishing · · Score: 1

    There's a big difference between Publishing and Distributing...

  17. Re:Text of Short Story on The Impact of Social Networking on Society · · Score: 2, Informative

    You don't need to register, even for free, to access this on their site. But thanks for empowering my laziness! :)

  18. Re: General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right on General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right · · Score: 1

    You just love hearing yourself talk, don't you?

  19. Re: General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right on General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right · · Score: 1

    Language is a living breathing thing, which changes with the times; it is not as rigid or absolute as you obviously wish it to be. I reject your narrow definition, I reject your claims to owning the only truth. I also find it ironic that you lecture me on sub-par language use when you omitted the comma before the "which" in your first sentence. That's right, I said ironic.

  20. Re: General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right on General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right · · Score: 1

    I reject your narrow definition, but thanks for playing.

  21. Re: General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right on General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's errors are completely quantifiable.
    I point out your mistake not to be a grammar nazi, but because of the incredible irony.
  22. Not Really MSNBC on FCC Orders Anti-Monopoly Report Destroyed · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why MSNBC is sourced by the original poster, since it's an Associated Press article.

  23. Re:Next up for 'improvement' on Star Trek - Special Edition · · Score: 1

    Woah! Too MUCH color!

    (ducks for cover)

  24. Re:I guess on The Apple News That Got Buried · · Score: 4, Funny
    Tell ya what, this scientist could use one for quite a few things that *are* nicely parallelizable.
    Congrats! You win today's "Best Euphamism for Downloading Porn" award!
  25. Re:Slashdot..apple announcement...b*&ing on Apple Announces iTunes 7, Movies, Set-Top Box · · Score: 1

    You're telling people to "get a life" and "watch more TV land"? Does... not... compute!