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  1. If you're like Homer on Doomed: How id Lost Its Crown · · Score: 1

    you won't need to know these lessons.

    Homer: Spare my family. Take me!
    *Zombies tap on Homer's head*
    Zombies: Brah!Brains!!!!!!!! brains...

  2. Alex probably knows the Holy Grail.. on Alex, The Brainy Parrot Who Knows About Zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    Professor: Alex, tell me what color 4?
    Alex: Blue, no Yelllllllllloooooooooooooooowww

  3. Let's rebuild it with on David Clark: Rebuild the Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

    PHP and MySQL which can do anything!

  4. Once more, statistics on The 12-minute Windows Heist · · Score: -1, Troll

    coming from a donkey's behind.

    yesyes 50 percent chance within 12 minutes of course.

    This article doesn't mention anything about the research done to find out how they came up with "50 percent compromised in 12 minutes". In other words "We seriously worked a lot (playing solitaire) and we found out (made up) that 50 percent (5) get viruses within 12 minutes (not too sure)".

  5. Re:Correct me if I am wrong... on The Business of Anime · · Score: 1

    many kind of drugs are illegal but you don't see drugs go away now do you?

    Just because an anime gets licensed in North America doesn't mean every fansub team will stop working on it. They aren't suppose to, but they do.

  6. Re::shocked: on Next-Gen Console CPUs Not Up to Hype · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a slashdotter facing a hot girl after months of playing dog hunt in his parent's basement.

    \(o_O')/

  7. Looks like the eye of Sauron? on Newly Formed Solar System · · Score: 2, Funny

    IT'S A TRAP!

  8. What if we used the solar on Death On Demand Drive Tech · · Score: 1
  9. Jesse Sullivan on Celebrity Jeopardy.. on `Bionic' Arm Brings Back Sense of Touch · · Score: 1

    Trebek: No one knows! No one can figure out if the hot tea is hot or cold?
    Sullivan: Can I touch the iced tea
    Trebek: NO! ITS HOT TEA!
    Sullivan: Then I have no idea

  10. blogs + viagra spam = 0mfg watch out on Marketers Scan Blogs For Brand Insights · · Score: 1

    Time to write blogs where Viagra appears at every 3rd word.

    You'll see a sudden explosion at your local pharmacies

  11. Re:First of all on Sony Aibo Hacks Increase Functionality · · Score: 1

    Aibo may not be able but never fear! PartyBot is here!

  12. Re:I'm not surprised on Legal Music Downloads At 35%, Soon To Pass Piracy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Exactly what I'm trying to tell to ppl who aren't aware when buying music online.

    Albums that provide you the freedom to do backups, to re-encode in whatever format/bitrate you want.

    Buy a song that has DRM (most online music stores anyway) and which takes away the freedom that you had when buying an album. All that at a price more expensive than buying an album.

    I know music stores will never consider selling music using a lossless codec without DRM but if I have to buy a whole album for a few songs that I want and be able to "tinker with", then so be it.

  13. The real reasonwhy.. on How to Become A Real-World Superhero · · Score: 1

    -he uses his riches, raw determination and technological know-how to equip himself to fight evil. So why couldn't the average geek do the same?

    Atomic wedgies..

  14. Am I the only one who on Simple Route To Linux On The iPod · · Score: 1

    never accessed any feature of the ipod that isn't related to music or the calendar?

  15. Re:Mandriva on Firefox Faces Trademark Issues · · Score: 1

    and I say this without the slightest lack honesty, I think it's a fabulous name! o_O

  16. Re:Mandriva on Firefox Faces Trademark Issues · · Score: 1

    more like Firebird > Firefox > ?

  17. I'd want one of these! on 'Haute Cuisine' on Mars · · Score: 1

    May I have some of them Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Beans?

  18. Re:DivX is useless on DivX 6.0 is Out · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhtt </Dr Evil>

  19. Re:BUY ME !! on Who Will Google Buy Next? · · Score: 1

    crap....

  20. Re:Why not Debian? on x86-64 Slackware Clone Released · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe because that doesn't answer the fucking question which was "Are there any 64bit version of Slackware" that many would probably be interested in. Instead you come up and say "Why not Debian".

    It's like when I ask a question about compiling a certain program's source package and then the whole thing turns into a gentoo vs the rest of the world kind of conversation.

    Why not Debian? Who ever said this was a replacement to Debian? That's what you make it seem! Some ppl will take Debian. Some ppl will take Slackware It's just more choices.

    I want to use Slackware, why not Gentoo right? Those kind of questions are blindly asked without knowing what I really want and what I don't want. That's what you just did.

    A person wants this, but you suggest that.... No, stfu. That's not what the person wants.

    There's nothing wrong with Debian! (using Debian sarge on a fileserver) Your question was simply too vague and common among the OSS community where ppl like to steer away the conversations and start defending their favorite distro/software.

  21. Re:It's a fake story to get web visitors on Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger for x86 Leaked? · · Score: 1

    (If not then Apple are stupid).

    If not then Apple is stupid. Saying are makes you look stupid.

  22. Pi is da shit on Math with Cohen and Groening · · Score: 4, Funny

    Professor Frink: Gentleman please.... can I just.... your attention please.... ahem. PI IS EQUAL TO 3!
    Audience: *Gasp*

  23. In Soviet Russia on PC Case Made Completely of Fans · · Score: 1

    Case Winds YoWHHhhhooOOOOOOshhhhhhHHHHHHh

  24. Site's already slow on PC Case Made Completely of Fans · · Score: -1, Redundant

    In case it gets slashdotted, article mirror

  25. Script shall be written! on Simpsons Film in Preproduction · · Score: 1

    The script will be written by a thousand monkeys working on a thousand typewriters.

    The movie will start with:
    - It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!