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  1. Simple real-world noun: "One-Click", eh? on SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage · · Score: 1

    hmmm...

    I'll take this the other direction. I'll draft a patent appliction for one-click shopping and checkout... AT THE OL' BRICK 'N' MORTAR!

    yeah.

    ???

    Profit!

  2. Re:PenisBird fans on Parrot 0.1.1 'Poicephalus' Released · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Or...

    wait for it...

    Pudd'nHead

  3. Re:Schrodinger's computer on German Scientists Create 5 qubit Quantum Register · · Score: 1

    Yes!

  4. Re:Now we can buy on A Liquid That Turns Solid When Heated · · Score: 1

    He did. He quoted it.

  5. Smurfy entertainment on The Last Starfighter--The Musical! · · Score: 1

    smurfs was the basis for a killer drinking game Saturday mornings when I was in college.

    1.) After passing out Friday night, wake up and make your buddy turn the TV on to Smurfs channel. Fill glass with whatever is left over and DRINK every time "Smurf" or "Smurfy" or "Smurf You " or "Smurfette" or the like is heard.

    2.) ???

    3.) WASTED!! at 11am Saturday.

  6. You insensitive clod! on The Downside of 'Hypertasking' · · Score: 1

    I work at Starbuck's!

  7. Re:WLAN + School on The Downside of 'Hypertasking' · · Score: 1



    Thanks for mentioning this! Now I see that turning my wifi card off might increase more than just my battery life.

    Kind of like the cellphone idea above.

  8. Get it done lickety-split on Replacing FileMaker with Free Software? · · Score: 1

    by working 69 times as hard!

  9. I have found my new .sig! on Windows Not Expected Secure Until 2011, Says MS · · Score: 1

    and it goes like this:

  10. Re:hidden methods on Caller ID Falsification Service · · Score: 2, Funny

    A computer running Linux and Asterisk
    $500

    A T100P (Asterisk T1 card)
    $500

    A PRI to a telco that lets you specify Calling-Party-ID (you can get this pretty easily from a lot of CLECs)
    $500/month

    About 30 minutes of coding up a simple perl or PHP script to parse a web form and use the data to dump a call request file into Asterisk's outbound spool directory.
    Huh? What? Better contract this to Bangalore
    $500.00


    Callin' the boss from his daughter's cellphone to say "My pussy's on the Internet!!"
    PRICELESS!

  11. You're ALL trolling :) on TrackIR3 Pro Head-Tracking System For Gamers · · Score: 1

    This discussion comes up ~every ~time!

  12. Re:Fuel Availability on NASA Provides Results Of Scramjet Test · · Score: 1

    All that says is it will get too expensive to use up the oil.

    Not a good challenge to the idea that we won't be able to fuel the scramjets later. When oil is a billion dollars a barrel (in 2004 dollars) will YOU enjoy the tax increase necessary to permit NASA to fly these?

    Well? Willya? PUNK?

  13. Re:Fuel Availability on NASA Provides Results Of Scramjet Test · · Score: 1

    "I'm certain we'll be okay for at least the rest of my natural life"

    That's the spirit. Way to think of the next generations.

    As long as you're doing something with your life, go ahead and keep advocating for burning 10 times more carbon than would be possible if we didn't keep going after Saudi Arabia's last drop.

    Do you think that the 3 trillion barrels will help us avoid a climate crisis, maybe in our own lifetimes, by being put to use running BIG FUC*ING AIRCONDITIONERS? Which would have to shed the heat they collect to, I don't know, like, THE MOON or someplace?

  14. It's not a bug, it's a fe_ature on NASA Provides Results Of Scramjet Test · · Score: 1


    to avoid the page-widening effects of certain trolls or URL posters.

  15. Re:Good news... man... on UPN Renews 'Star Trek: Enterprise' · · Score: 1

    Or, Simpsons, South Park, Dr. Who, or, like, even, yknow, like ST-TOS, man.

    It's actually pretty fun when someone else starts it.

  16. Re:Good news... man... on UPN Renews 'Star Trek: Enterprise' · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Dude abides...

    the Dude abides.

    Don't take it personally. It's not like DrEldarion or the Enterprise producers peed on your rug.

    I'd be upset if Enterprise were cancelled... for me, JoJo Bla-Lo really ties the room together

    Anyway, nobody told you to silence your opinion. We just have an OPINION about how awesome it is ... not.