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  1. Re:To the anti-game critics: on Bully Trailer Hits the Web · · Score: 1

    you forgot my favourite...

    have children ripped apart by bears for laughing at your bald head

    remember nobody is to stone anyone until I say so - even if someone does say Jehova!

  2. Re:Google == NSA == Data Mining on Google to Continue Storing Search Requests · · Score: 2, Informative

    er kid before you give me a lecture on the best way to suck eggs you might want to go back to school for a few years and see if you can brush up your understanding of how the internet works, and then maybe try and brush up some of your social skills.

    the tubes meme is a meme because it is a convenient shorthand for getting across the instance of a manbadly explaining something he clearly doesn't understand, to a bunch of people who's job it is to make informed decisions about that subjects future.

    his whole performance is so critically flawed that it is pointless to address your "deserving points of criticism", because the whole thing is a joke.

    the internet in fact is just as much like a dump truck as it is a series of tubes because both are rubbish analogies that don't give the listener any greater sense of what the internet is or how it works than they started with.

    the reason i would make fun of the senator for alaska is not for the tubes analogy, but for the whole bloody speech.

    to quote Wittgenstein "Of that which we cannot speak thereof we must remain silent"
    or as Mark Twain put it "Tis better keep your mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".

  3. Re:Legalise Drugs on The Technology of Drug Prohibition · · Score: 2, Informative
    I could very well be wrong, but I'd guess the beer industry lobbyists have a lot to do with this.


    the most convincing argument i've seen for why it was made illegal in the first place is actually the plastics and paper industry lobbyists, who may well have been responsible for the reefer madness hysteria of the 30's that led to the The Marijuana Tax Act of 1937 Hemp being a major competitor to plastic and artifical fibre as well as timber required for paper.

    it's a great shame because hemp is really really useful stuff, hard to make it not grow and its fibres can be used for manufacturing all sorts of stuff we use forests and fossil fuels for

    of course your standard strain is not that good to smoke as the THC levels are quite mild. (much less buzz than raw tobacco for example, 17th century dutch used to cut valuable tobacco with cheap cannabis sativa)

    I think the Carter adminstration was planning on decrminalising it in the 70's, but a potential scandal involving a staff member and cocaine, meant they could afford to be seen to be soft on drugs and the idea was postponed. Then came reagan and just say No... and its been politicaly impossible for any adminstration to stop the war on drugs since.

    afterall that would involving admitting the war was lost, something america is a little touchy about
  4. Re:The tin foil hats got it right... on The Technology of Drug Prohibition · · Score: 3, Interesting
    So now instead of hunting down terrorists, their protecting the country against drugs? All this money spent on high tech gadgets could have gone towards anti-terrorism, or *gasp* schools, and instead is being used to further a futile "war on drugs,"
    ,

    actually it's worse than that. Due to the laws of supply and demand, By failing to reduce the market for drugs, all the war on drugs has done is increase the financial incentives to be a drug dealer.

    it is no suprise therefore that many of your local terrorist organisations.. already very criminal by nature have moved into the drugs trade, because of the vast amount of money to be made

    so the war on drugs is in direct conflict the war on terror due to economics

    the farce of the taliban and heroin in afghanistan is particularly depressing.

    prohibition leads to vast wealth going to criminals... choose the lesser of two evils legalise it and make that wealth go to the state.

    mind you from my limited knowledge of american history, i seem to recall that many of your blue blooded super rich political families made money bootlegging whisky during prohibition, the kennedy's in particular.

    anyone know what the bushes were doing in prohibition?
  5. Re:No hand luggage... on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 1
    baby bottles are allowed as long as the mother will drink from the bottle to prove that it is safe.

    this puzzled me when i saw the bbc reporting this too. Surely if the plot is to blow up a plane, drinking 'unsafe' milk is the least of your suicide parents/bombers problems or indeed worries.
  6. Re:Google == NSA == Data Mining on Google to Continue Storing Search Requests · · Score: 2, Funny

    the links to the CIA are there for all to see

    Google was created by Hoover back when the interent was just a couple of tubes. Intelligence gathering by vacuum suction.
    The cleaner was just a comercial spin off
    Gmail ... G Male... G Men.

    how much more obvious can they be people?

  7. Re:not news on Google to Continue Storing Search Requests · · Score: 3, Funny
    I bet his imaginary girlfriend's cat can still run a better ISP than AOL.

    wait i'm confused...
    is the imaginary girlfriend's cat alive or dead at this point, and why is it in a box?
  8. Re:That's because we probably didn't. on Has Anyone Seen the Moon Pictures? · · Score: 1
    Not believing that we went to the moon doesn't give me a membership in a tinfoil-hat brigade.

    BZZZZZZZT! Wrong. I'm afraid it does. But thanks for playing.


    Actually he's right, just not believing in the moon landings doesn't get you membership in the tinfoil-hat brigade.

    it makes you ELIGIBLE to join, but you still have to pay membership fees like everyone else

    I use coins issued before 1974 to pay for my THB membership card (to avoid the RFID tags placed in banknotes obviously)
    remember The empire never ended!
  9. Re:Checklist on Has Anyone Seen the Moon Pictures? · · Score: -1, Redundant


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    did anyone ever tell you how proud of you they are
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    if you suffer from anxiety you should cut out caffeine
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  10. LINK liable to make you waste your morning reading on Has Anyone Seen the Moon Pictures? · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    user quokkapox we've got your details right here

    cannot sleep with snoring husband
    jackie zeaman nude
    how to kill mockingbirds
    how do i get mocking birds out of my yard
    people are not always how they seem over the internet
    community christian church houston tx
    can liver problems cause you to loose your hair
    funniest things on the net
    did anyone ever tell you how proud of you they are
    i'm so proud of you
    men need encouragement
    can a person contact hiv from sweat
    little penguin wine
    how many online romances lead to sex in person
    things for kids to do in alaska
    electronic monitoring of people on probation
    can sleeping pills cause you to wake up in the middle of the night and do weird things
    if you suffer from anxiety you should cut out caffeine
    did hillary swanke do nude scenes in boys dont cry
    how do actresses feel about doing nude scenes
    red and purple leather outfits
    why does my dog constantly have to go to the bathroom

  11. Re:Sweet Mother of Potatoes! on 2.5Gb/s Internet For French Homes · · Score: 1

    I'd say that the french are going to ask you to install some software on your PC giving them (the French Government) the fattest, biggest zombie net in the world.

    with 2.5gb pipes I'd say that's gone beyoned a zombie net ... ghoul net? mummy net? no that would have to be at least a lich net!

  12. Re:Alas, Babylon on Babylon 5 Coming Back? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luckily he's survived by his brothers Zathras, Zathras, Zathras, and Zathras.

    I think you're mistaken his surviving brothers are Zathras, Zathras, Zathras and Zathras.


    "Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But, at least there is symmetry."

  13. Re:dual boot? on Inside Vista's Image-Based Install Process · · Score: 1

    Ah but apple Do have a business reason for enabling dual boot. They aren't the no1 OS Microsoft is.

    Potential mac users may be put off that they can't play their pc games... hey no problem! now you can.

    potential pc users aren't really going to be put off by those mac apps they can't run. so no need for Microsoft to make dual boot an easy option.

    as for the penguins... well 1st rule of marketing is don't talk about the penguins

  14. Re:A good house guest. on Inside Vista's Image-Based Install Process · · Score: 3, Funny

    I feel allow duel boot is a good house guest option

    You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

    mind you...

    After a long boot sequence...
    XP: You are wonderful!
    Distro in black: Thank you -- I've worked hard to become so.
    XP: I admit it you are better than i am...
    Distro in black: Then why are you smiling?
    XP: because i know something you don't know.
    Distro in black: And what is that?
    XP: I am not left-handed....

  15. Re:dual boot? on Inside Vista's Image-Based Install Process · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Booting another OS from the NT boot loader is significantly more difficult than using a Linux boot loader GUI setup tool.

    Why would you expect any different, not just from microsoft but from ANY company out to make money? Why make it easier to use your competitors' products?

    Does your Ford come with an instructon book to tell you how to fit a Nissan engine? No it doesn't because there's no good business case for them to do that.

    Conversely the kit car you built from parts probably can be adapted to take ford or nissan engines.Why? because the reason you get a kit car is the joy of building it, not which company sold it to you

    Comparing Microsoft OS and Linux and saying who's is like asking who would win in fight between Darth Vader and Capt Picard.
    Essentially pointless because they live in different universes.

  16. Re:Nuclear Warheads are not Internet Appliances on BlueSecurity Fall-Out Reveals Larger Problem · · Score: 1

    If every man, woman, and child could carry around their own personal nuclear warhead,

    Now timmy I know johnny took your toy truck, but that's no reason to go pressing the button? is it timmy? timmy?

  17. Re:There won't be any controversy here! on Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle · · Score: 1

    Do you mean: "Whoever didn't create the creator created us"?

    No what he means is that the whatever that didn't create the whoever, who didn't create the creator created the creatures that created us!

  18. Re:Email on Why Email Is Still The Most Adopted Collaboration Tool · · Score: 1

    I once had a user attempt to attach two swallows to a cocoanut, with a bit of creeper.

    were they african or european swallows?

  19. Re:Digital Dark Age My Ass on OpenDocument Alliance to Fight Digital Dark Age · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Really, who gives a f*ck about your 1.25 TB of crap? Or mine? We're just two ants in the anthill.

    actually judging by what modern archeologists find really interesting, it is exactly what future archeologists will be interested in.

    The little bits of detritus that make up individuals lives are far more interesting than the "big picture" history which is usually heavily loaded with spin, and therefore a bit of chore working out what actually was happening as opposed to what people wanted you to believe was happening.

    the fact that people ARE musing on shit like Paris Hilton IS going to be interesting to future historians, because it gives an insight into how people were living their lives and what was important to them at the begining of the 21st Century.

    all of those pictures from our camera phones, and whining live journals may not be a terribly flattering picture of our lives, but for an archeological point of view, it's exactly the sort of evidence you want.

  20. Re:Long overdue mod down coming... on Search Engines Breed Worthless 'Original Content'? · · Score: 1

    Only people who have mastered the current ruleset should be given a free pass to break the rules.
    well said sir , well said.

  21. Re:Hear Hear! on RadioShack CEO Resigns · · Score: 2

    ... Yes,yes, for the pedantics out there that ...

    I think you'll find that's "for the pedants out there..."

  22. Re:Buy Danish! on LEGO Tech Still Going Strong · · Score: 1

    ah so you saw hyperdrive last night too then :)

  23. expensive sex. on Domain Name Sold for Millions · · Score: 5, Funny

    $14, million!

    is that the most money paid for sex ever?

  24. tom baker best dr by far on Dr. Who on Sci-Fi Channel in March · · Score: 1

    The fourth dr was good for a variety of reasons, great script writers like douglas adams for example, but it think the main one for me is the characterisation of the dr as played by tom baker.

    tom has described is as basically playing himself, only with the advantage of knowing whats going on because he's read the script.

  25. Re:Who really cleans up ebay's messes? on eBay Slammed Over Levels of Fraud · · Score: 1
    I've been frauded on ebay too - for a $350 horn.


    That's expensive arousal! I usually get the horn for much much less than that!