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  1. Re:Works in reverse on Brain-Implanted Chips Allow Control of Technology · · Score: 1

    What about people using their chips to control chips implanted into other people? Anyone seen Scanners recently?

  2. Re:MS beats Apple to the video punch? on MS Launches Video Download Service · · Score: 1

    Microsoft brings out their VD service

    Oh great, not only do I have to worry about computer virii, now I gotta deal with real infections? Or does that mean that MS is giving out penicillin with each new copy of Windows?

  3. Re:Holy Crap on Microsoft Releases Windows Server 2003 SP1 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they should've taken out Windows Media Player to shorten the download.

  4. Re:Commercials? on MS Launches Video Download Service · · Score: 1

    I see TiVo is involved with this project, so I'm guessing it's commercial-free television.

    I wouldn't assume that. This story about TiVo ads "popped up" two days ago.

  5. Re:Microsoft needs content now. on MS Launches Video Download Service · · Score: 1

    According to this story, NBC Universal is looking to buy out Microsoft.

  6. The MEDIA, not the DATA on How Long Do You Want Digital Media To Last? · · Score: 1

    I would think that we would like our data to last forever, but maybe it's just me.

    That's not the point of TFA at all. They're talking about finding ways to basically note the shelf life of the media itself, i.e. the quality of the product.

  7. Re:Real DB? on 'Most Important Ever' MySQL Reaches Beta · · Score: 1

    Sure, he uses MyGTR.

  8. Slashdot. on Google Buys Urchin Web Analytics · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Google for nerds. Google that matters.

  9. The real lesson? on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: 1
    "Children are playing a game that encourages them to have sex with prostitutes and then murder them...This is a silent epidemic of media desensitisation that teaches kids it's OK to diss people because they are a woman, they're a different colour or they're from a different place."

    No, kids are taught that it's OK to kill hookers, and it's better if they have sex with them first so they don't go raping later.
  10. Re:Can't Speak English on UN Wants To Regulate Internet · · Score: 1

    He better not try to program with Metafor.

  11. Re:you must be new here on Metafor: Translating Natural Language to Code · · Score: 1

    I'm a sniper, you insensitive clod!

  12. Let me get this straight... on TiVo Starts Testing "Pop-up" Ads · · Score: 1

    ...TiVo has basically nullified one of their main selling points.

    TiVo. Skip other commercials, but watch ours.

  13. Re:How To Make Easy Random Passwords on How the Secret Service Cracks Encrypted Evidence · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I read an article from SecurityFocus a while back that had the suggestion of using song lyrics as a password. In the example it gave, the first line from Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" was used. Thus the line:
    There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
    Becomes
    Talwsatgig

    Of course, you would then add in caps, numbers, or non-alpha characters as you see fit. And if you're thinking of hanging the "decryption key" on your cube wall, it's much less conspicuous with song lyrics than a sentence such as the parent's example.
  14. Re:Personal projects? on Software Development Practices At Google · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just a code word...

    PeRs0Nal projects.

  15. Re:On a related note... on Enterprise Finale Synopsis Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    why did Enterprise disappear for the month of March?

    Wormholes? Maybe they had some untelevised adventures. The characters do have a life outside the show, you know.

  16. This just in... on Digital Future of the Library of Congress · · Score: 5, Funny

    The LOC has announced that they are accepting volunteers to digitize texts. Their first volunteer is Earl the night janitor, who has been busily keying in the last 20 years of New York City phone books. He hopes to move on to Chicago soon.

  17. Re:I'm sure this all makes sense to lawyers... on Microsoft Partially Opens Proprietary XML Format · · Score: 1

    Is there some mysterious EULA that I accepted by being born?

    The baby footprints they take when you're born constitute acceptance of the EULA.

  18. Well that's it... on First Swede Prosecuted For File Sharing · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was all fun and games as long as it was U.S. citizens, but now that they've rolled a Swede, the streets will run red with blood!

  19. Re:This is not a Good Thing(tm) on UK Report Suggests Designer Offspring · · Score: 1

    As opposed to the Nebraska Beach Boys?

  20. Re:Simple solution on UK Report Suggests Designer Offspring · · Score: 1

    Gives new meaning to the term "kid gloves".

  21. Wait... on Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Fossil · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they broke Marc Bolan apart and found soft tissue inside?

  22. Re:Spelling & Grammer on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 1

    Would that be Kelsey Grammer? I know he's had his problems, but I don't think he's degraded that badly. Oh, you meant grammar...

    And yes, I read your P.S. regarding spell checking. It seems a bit puzzling that you would prove your point by showing your own level of degradation, but to each his own.

  23. In other news... on Re-Imagining Apple · · Score: 1

    Apple today announced a lawsuit against Business 2.0 for engaging in speculation of rumoured innovations, as well as all Business 2.0 subscribers, on the basis of "receiving stolen property" by reading the article. Mr. Robert Brunner has been singled out by Apple for breaking a non-disclosure agreement that stipulated he was not allowed to speculate, imagine, desire, or dream anything that Apple may or may not do. Apple is now attempting to track down anyone who may have read the article online, in order to append their names to the suit. Asked for comment, Apple CEO Steve Jobs did so but then had reporters sign NDA's and forbade them to print his comment.

  24. Re:New name! on Ubuntu and UserLinux to Combine? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new Linux Uberlords.

  25. Forbes, nothing! on Forbes Predicts 5% Desktop Share for Apple in 2005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I won't believe it until I hear it from Netcraft.