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  1. It's SO Clear... on Google Adds Satellite Imagery to Maps · · Score: 1

    You can count the fighter jets and nuclear subs at the military bases here in Virginia...um, what I meant to say is...

    Ah, well...So much for Homeland Defense.

  2. The Real Story Here... on Google Experiments with Video Blogging · · Score: 1
    is that Google wants to see if they can come up with a way to automagically make blurry spots over pr0n.

    Seriously...the only videos we'll ever see there are:
    • Goth teen-angst poetry rants
    • "Just trying out this web cam thing to see if it works."
    • pr0n
    • the next "Maya-HEEEEE, maya-HAAAAA..." (or the next starwars kid)

    I highly doubt anything will be as well-made/enjoyable as Peter Jackson's video blog.
  3. Just have to ask... on Preview of Intel's Dual-Core Extreme Edition · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it have a hemi?

  4. Overheard in a management meeting... on Behind the Scenes At Google · · Score: 1

    "Hmmm...Let's see...Which little piss-ant company can we take over today?..."

    No, wait...that's Microsoft...Hold on! Nope. I'ts Google, alright...I think...no, maybe it is MS...Ummm...

  5. Why go through all that trouble... on IRC On The PSP · · Score: 2, Funny

    when the only thing anyone's ever going to say is:

    1. w00t
    2. gg
    3. 0wn3d!!!

  6. Strange they should target Wordpress... on Wordpress Banned by Google for Spamming · · Score: 0, Redundant

    When they themselves own Wordpress' direct competitor.

    Lately, Google seems to be adopting an "if you're threatened, crush the competition"...very far indeed from the quirky fun-loving corporate world they like to show to the public.

  7. My brain's wired to MS Windows... on Brain-Implanted Chips Allow Control of Technology · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and I haven't experienced any adverse effects.

    Hold on...I've just been given a list of servers I need to attack...BRB

  8. I need more time... on 95% of IT Projects Not Delivered On Time · · Score: 1

    ...still working on my answer...

  9. "Business Executives" and their ilk... on 95% of IT Projects Not Delivered On Time · · Score: 2, Informative

    My experience with the "business executives" (or at least the sales managers who usually are the first ones to complain about late projects) has been that they just loooove to make the client happy and will do ANYTHING to keep them that way.

    This most often includes them telling the client things like, "Absolutely, we can include that feature with the current development. I'm sure it's not a big deal". Then going back and telling the PM or even the programmers themselves that "I've already told them we could slip that feature in there so let's just go ahead and do it. It's not a big deal, right?"

    [Greedy|stupid|sycophantic] sales guys will sink a project faster than you can say "let's do lunch".

  10. The ONLY doctor for the fole... on Dr. Who Series Star Quits · · Score: 1

    has got to be Doctor Madblood!!

  11. Maybe not forever, but... on How Long Do You Want Digital Media To Last? · · Score: 1

    it really should last for as long as the format and storage technology is able to last.

  12. What's gonna happen... on Mac OS X "Tiger" Enters Final Candidate Stage · · Score: 0, Redundant

    when all those PC users who wanted to test the Mac waters and bought a Mac mini finally load Tiger on it and it eats up every bit of available CPU to run all the snazzy new eye-candy?

    Not saying it's going to happen...but what if Tiger completely cripples the new low-end Macs?

  13. Suh-WEET!! on GTA3 and Vice City now Online Multiplayer · · Score: 0

    I want to be the first to get OWN3D by Sen. Clinton!!!

  14. THIS one takes the prize!... on 2005 Star Wars Fan Film Entries Online · · Score: 2, Funny

    The best SW fan film ever! ...no wait!

  15. What's REALLY going on... on Internet Providers Band Together to Fight Evil · · Score: 1

    "members of the alliance can share internet threat information with each other in real time"

    That and some sweet downloads.

  16. They're making a BIG mistake!! on Space Shuttle Goes Back to Work · · Score: 1

    They need to think about pushing the launch date back to April 28th, the main reason being the scheduled demolition of Earth on the 29th.

    Idjit @ NASA Langley Research Center

  17. Google vs. Microsoft on Google Buys Urchin Web Analytics · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can remember not so long ago when most of the X-[acquires/buys/takes over]-Y stories were almost always about Microsoft grabbing up some little company.

    These days, however, it seems like Google's on the takeover shopping spree.

  18. Not only did she say "diss"... on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: 2, Funny

    but she used Word's grammar checker to prepare her speech...

    "...it's OK to diss people because they are a woman"

    Dat ho' be trippin', yo!

  19. FP FP FP!! on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    FINALLYY!!!

  20. The Real Story Here... on Return of the Mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    isn't so much the Linux to Mac switch. That's not a very big jump, especially with OSX being Unix-based.

    The big thing is the Windows to Mac switchers and, more importantly, the role that the iPod plays in influencing that switch.

    Windows users who buy an iPod to use on their Windows machines end up getting a slight taste of what it's like to use a Mac. iTunes is presented in the OSX GUI style, and the iPod itself is a fine example of Apple's signature simplistic beauty.

    Once their curiosity has been raised and they see the almost cult-like enthusiasm that Mac users have for Apple and its products (and you know it's true), they start looking at Macs to see what all the fuss is about.

    Then, after playing with one in their local CompUSA, they're hooked like a heroin junkie. (but I mean that in the nicest way.)

  21. So, how long do you think it'll be... on TiVo Starts Testing "Pop-up" Ads · · Score: 1

    before TiVo makes a bid to buy out the MythTV project?

  22. How about the iPotty? on What's Next At Apple · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, wait...MS already beat them to it.

  23. Linux Grammar Checker? on Professor Finds Fault with MS Grammar Checker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know why no one's complained about the apparent lack of a grammar checker for Linux?

    No one uses it! Even when using MS Word, I look at the suggested grammar corrections and say, "Oh, that's nice. Whatever." Then, I go on writing and fix errors myself.

    In other words, in order to operate a mule, you must first be smarter than the mule.

  24. We can only hope... on BBC Writer Tries PC Repair, Finds Poor Software · · Score: 1

    that his toilet explodes and he calls a plumber who just happens to be a /. reader!

  25. Please! For the love of God... on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 1

    Enterprise already taught us that it's bad ju-ju to prequel TOS. Hopefully, Shatner won't fall in that same pit and lose whatever amount of dignity he has left.