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  1. Re:I don't quite get it on Graphene Aerogel Takes World's Lightest Material Crown · · Score: 2

    And how do you make one dimensional graphene fibres?

  2. Re:Gas mileage on Ferrari Unveils World's Fastest (and Most Expensive) Hybrid · · Score: 1

    Just a guess from looking at the interior shots, but this is a track-day car and isn't for daily commutes. It has that spartan low-weight-is-everything look to it. I doubt gas mileage will be of concern to owners.

  3. Re:Software Verification and Validation on NASA Loses Contact With Space Station Over Software Update · · Score: 1

    Do you have any figures on satellite losses after IV&V was stopped?

  4. Re:De-Evolution on Amazon Sells Out Predator Drone Toy After Mocking Reviews · · Score: 1

    :-)

  5. De-Evolution on Amazon Sells Out Predator Drone Toy After Mocking Reviews · · Score: 1

    All this secret agent man bullshit is giving me a swelling itching brain, and makes me want to clockout.

  6. Re:Err ... on New Medal Designed To Honor Cyber Soldiers · · Score: 1

    I still wonder what the joke was for that punchline, "Now we can all get some sleep"

  7. Group Hugs Can Be Dangerous on Will "Group Hug" Commoditize the Hardware Market? · · Score: 1
  8. Genuine Nihilism? on MIT Investigating School's Role In Swartz Suicide · · Score: 1

    I often wonder if people who espouse this existential nihilistic viewpoint are just depressed

  9. Re:You Disgust Me on MIT Investigating School's Role In Swartz Suicide · · Score: 2

    Death does NOT solve any problems -- it just merely DELAYS them. You can't run away from yourself -- sooner or later you WILL be forced to confront yourself. The ONLY fallacy in suicide is the incorrect thinking that somehow you avoided a problem.

    I take it you believe in an afterlife then? From the atheist viewpoint, death solves all problems for the person who commits suicide. Sure does leave a big mess for friends and family of the departed though.

  10. Re:your skull is a helmet on NIH Neuroscientists: Junior Seau Had Brain Disease Caused By Hits To the Head · · Score: 1

    A helmet will prevent skull fractures, but it won't prevent your brain sloshing up against the inside of your skull due to rapid changes in velocity.

  11. Re:Security by stupidity? on Thousands of SCADA Devices Discovered On the Open Internet · · Score: 2

    It's also the idiots implementing these systems. One of our international offices moved sites over the Xmas break. The contractor installing the HVAC controller at the new site wants me to open up the firewall so any public IP can access the device on port 80. Apparently it's safe because "...it's running Linux".
    *sigh*

  12. Re:Nothing related to guns can be considered "smar on Smart Guns To Stop Mass Killings · · Score: 1

    Smart people do not make broad generalizations that are misleading and mostly incorrect.

    Thanks for confirming that you're a complete moron.

    That sounds like a fairly broad generalisation to me - by your own standards, you're not smart, or were you being ironic?

  13. Super Troopers on Japanese Cops Collar Malware-Carrying Cat · · Score: 1

    Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
    Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
    Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
    Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
    Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
    [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
    Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
    Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
    [the man hands him his license]
    Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
    [Mac ticks off two fingers]
    Larry Johnson: Sorry.
    [the man laughs a little]
    Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
    Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
    Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
    [pause]
    Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
    Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
    Foster: Am I saying meow?
    [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
    Larry Johnson: I thought...
    Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
    [man laughs]
    Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
    Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
    Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
    [Mac is gut-busting laughing]
    Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
    [feigned anger]
    Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
    Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
    Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
    Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
    [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
    Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
    Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247745/quotes?qt0470809

  14. Re:Names on Curiosity Scrubs a Mars Rock Clean · · Score: 1

    The Dust Removal Tool, or DRT (yes, the rover's cleaning instrument is called "dirt")

    So what would you rather it be called, smartarse?>

    Smartarse? Semi Movable Articulated Remote Terrain And Resource Sampling Extension?

  15. Re:Roman Empire on America's Real Criminal Element: Lead · · Score: 1

    All right... all right... but apart from lead-laced wine, better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?

  16. Re:Give them a bit of credit .... on Connecticut Group Wants Your Violent Videogames — To Destroy Them · · Score: 1

    I think " Following proclamations from the National Rifle Association..." explains it a little?

  17. Re:Say it ain't so on TSMC Preparing To Manufacturer A6X Chip As Apple Looks to Ditch Samsung · · Score: 2

    Don't knock it till you've tried it...

  18. Re:Planetary Annihilation, offspring of Total Anni on PC Games To Watch For In 2013 · · Score: 1

    Cool, TA was a kick-ass game. Thanks for the heads-up

  19. Re:Censorship on Google's Image Search Now Requires Explicit Queries For Explicit Results · · Score: 1

    If my 7 year old daughter would ask me what 'blow-job' means Ill tell her. (oh and ask where she got that word from) It is called "education"... Suck. It. Up.

    I'd probably be more circumspect than that.

  20. Re:I wonder what the people of Gabon think on Gabon Suspends Me.ga Domain, Dotcom Says "We Have Alternative Domain" · · Score: 1

    Some of us /.ers live in New Zealand, you insensitive clod!

  21. Re:water...causes fire? on Fisker Hybrids Get Bad Karma From Superstorm Sandy · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a witch!

    Karma's a witch? Nasty lisp you have there.

  22. Clippy on Microsoft's Hand-Gesture Sensor Bracelet · · Score: 1

    It looks like you're masturbating. Would you like help?

  23. Re:Look Forward To? Maybe Not... on The Sci-fi Films To Look Forward To In 2013 · · Score: 1

    +1 I think some of Iain M Banks' books would make great movies, but I don't want the way I visualise the characters and settings ruined by some Hollywod hack. Seeing Will Smith every time I think of Jernau Gurgeh? No thanks.

  24. Slackers? on Ask Slashdot: Best Incentives For IT Workers? · · Score: 1

    What is the overall culture like? It seems like you are doing things pretty well already, and if there's a good culture, then perhaps you just have some deadwood. Start talking with them and give them a chance to up their game. Ultimately, if they don't want to work and you've tried to help them, then get rid of them.

  25. Re:Earplugs on Ask Slashdot: Hacking Urban Noise? · · Score: 1

    Another option is custom in-ear monitors. I wear JH Audio IEMs at work (open plan office, grrr) and play mp3s that are a mix of white noise/surf/rain. They work so well I had to get a desk phone that flashes a light when it rings. As a bonus, if you want to listen to music they have superb sound.
    http://www.jhaudio.com/