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  1. Re:or implement 13 strikes on Record Labels File 'Billion Dollar' Piracy Lawsuit Against ISP Cox (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

  2. Re:USRobotic modem on The FCC Is Preparing To Weaken the Definition of Broadband (dslreports.com) · · Score: 1

    So I guess my 110 Baud acoustic coupler modem doesn't qualify. Time for an upgrade!

  3. Re:Bring out your dead on Japan Opens First Drive-through Funeral Service (japantimes.co.jp) · · Score: 1

    Maybe one of these would do the trick:

    http://www.grandtournation.com/5317/ambulance-shenanigans/

  4. I did so love my dial-up internet.

    You still out there, toad.net ?

  5. It taught me to punch cards. Does that count?

  6. Re:Thank your parrents on 80% of Millennials Say They Want To Buy a Home -- But Most Have Less Than $1,000 (cnbc.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    and then move upstairs?

  7. Re:Malware Proof on Microsoft Tests a Secured Edge Browser For Business (techradar.com) · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of something I once heard:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0562875/quotes

  8. Re:HP3000 Time-Share on Microsoft And Apple Target Schools In War With Chromebook (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Hey, me too! Fairfax county, Virginia.

    That was my second one. The first was made by Wang...

    (not a joke)

  9. Re:Conundrum on Intel Security Releases Detection Tool For EFI Rootkits After CIA Leak (pcworld.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've played this game before. I always lose.

  10. Re:FU, we're Facebook on Facebook Cuts Off Competitor Prisma's API Access (nymag.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm on a "no Facebook since birth" diet. It's been working quite well for me.

  11. Re:You insensitive clods on Futuristic Suit Lets You Feel What It's Like To Be An Old Man · · Score: 1

    I'd tell you my age in binary, but I can't count that high anymore.

  12. Re:What should happen but won't on US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Has Died (theguardian.com) · · Score: 0

    If Trump wins, the obvious nominee is

    Trump!

  13. Re:Those who fail to learn the lessons of history. on CERN Engineers Have To Identify and Disconnect 9,000 Obsolete Cables (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    The raised floor under me right now is 3' above the actual floor.

    And it's only half full.

    So far...

  14. Re:It's not just open source projects on After Years of Serving X11, X.Org Stands To Lose Its One-Letter Domain (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    We tried to hire him, but had to settle for Pete Moss.

  15. Re:I'm not convinced on Disproving the Mythical Man-Month With DevOps · · Score: 1

    My summer intern job during college. Daily financial reports: 17 different COBOL programs, strung together by the wonders of JCL. No direct pipes, just intermediate files, which had to be written and read back from tapes (data was too big for the disks at the time). My job was to stay late and watch over it, figuring out how to restart it when it blew up somewhere in the middle.

  16. What's old is new, all over again on An Idea For Software's Industrial Revolution · · Score: 2
    From wikiland

    The idea that software should be componentized - built from prefabricated components - first became prominent with Douglas McIlroy's address at the NATO conference on software engineering in Garmisch, Germany, 1968, titled Mass Produced Software Components.[3] The conference set out to counter the so-called software crisis. McIlroy's subsequent inclusion of pipes and filters into the Unix operating system was the first implementation of an infrastructure for this idea. Brad Cox of Stepstone largely defined the modern concept of a software component.[4] He called them Software ICs and set out to create an infrastructure and market for these components by inventing the Objective-C programming language. (He summarizes this view in his book Object-Oriented Programming - An Evolutionary Approach 1986.)

  17. Re:small? on Boeing Demonstrates Drone-Killing Laser · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Approach security the wrong way? No shit! on Fiat Chrysler Recalls 1.4 Million Autos To Fix Remote Hack · · Score: 1

    With wireless, everything's air-gapped.

    Shields up!

  19. Re: Around the block on Why Companies Should Hire Older Developers · · Score: 1

    Or to someone with a PhD. It's nothing but getters and setters all the way down...

  20. Re:Honestly ... on Allegation: Lottery Official Hacked RNG To Score Winning Ticket · · Score: 1

    ahem...

    s/Dennis Ritchie/Ken Thompson/

    kids these days. no sense of history.

  21. Re:Tabs vs Spaces on Stack Overflow 2015 Developer Survey Reveals Coder Stats · · Score: 1

    IBM Selectric. Nothing finer than that.

  22. 'widely inaccurate' ? on Google 'Makes People Think They Are Smarter Than They Are' · · Score: 1

    I would think that 'wildly inaccurate' describes it better.

  23. Re:Security? on Energy Company Trials Computer Servers To Heat Homes · · Score: 1

    There's no access like physical access

  24. Re:Internet of Hype ... on Nest Will Now Work With Your Door Locks, Light Bulbs and More · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm the programmable thermostat at home; my wife is the controller...

  25. Re:Objective-C on Ask Slashdot: Objective C Vs. Swift For a New iOS Developer? · · Score: 1

    Depends on your form factor