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  1. Remember the Dirty Channels? on FCC Will Test Internet Over TV Airwaves, Again · · Score: 1

    Remember how the porn channels came in as that garbled mess that you couls still identify some stuff. Imagine the possiblity that you are surfing the net in the other room and your significant other changes the channel to say channel 69 and finds that you are looking at porn. What do you do?!

  2. Don't GAS me, Bro...wait. What me worry? on Pentagon Working on "Human Fear" Weapons · · Score: 1

    Use a GAS as a deterent is NEVER going to fly. Have these people at the Pentagon completely forgotten about mustard gas and World War I? Secondly, the environmental repercussions. Thirdly, a gas mask can be used to avoid inhaling the gas. (Suck it, Riot Police!)

    I think the best solution against stupid ideas for military weapons is for civilians to create protective equipment against it. I would really like to see someone invent the tazer-proof vest. If there is fire resistant equipment, bullet-proof vest, and buildings that can survive a bomb blast, then civilians need to develop technologies against tazers and energy weapons that use heat, sight, taste, smell, or sound against a growing threat of authoritarian government.

  3. Something possibly related:Yahoo! Chess is offline on Bobby Fischer Is Dead At 64 · · Score: 1
    Prior to knowing of Mr. Fischer's death, I noticed that it Yahoo! Chess was offline today. This is either due to a computer error or in honor of passing.

    Reguardless there is going to be alot of questions about his exile.

    The fact that the United States labeled him as a traitor just for playing Chess in Yugoslavia may have lead to his anti-Semitism. Sort of like saying "Well, f*** you, too!" after being told to DIAF.

    Fischer did see the world for what it is and not some doctored sob story fabiracted by the media to side with the creation of Israel.

    Yes the Holocaust was horrible, and yes it did happen. But did it justify the creation of Israel? NO! If it is anti-Semetic to say that Israel sucks, then fine.

    I'm tired of this world-wide suicide game.

    A strange game.
    The only winning movie is not to play.

    How about an nice game of chess?
    --W.O.P.R. Wargames (1983)
  4. Jesus Cyborg (batteries not included) on Robots That Bounce on Water · · Score: 2, Funny
    Some how I think this robot will be marketed for evangelical purposes. And for that reason IT MUST BE DESTROYED!

    *In the voice of that BS Billy Graham book advert*
    Have you ever wondered why God never allowed for you to have the rich fullfilling life you think deserve? Are you tired of waiting for the rapture for God to smite democrats, Catholics, Muslims, people who hate George Bush, teachers who teach Darwinism, the Internet, and everyone else except for you and all your elitist God-fearing friends?
    Introducing the Billy Graham Jesus Cyborg.
    The Jesus Cyborg has been programmed using Bible technology by scientist who reject Darwinism and embrace Kirk Cameron's Banana ideology. Impress your friends. Forcible convert non-believers to your beliefs. Had enough with UN diplomacy? Send it to the Middle East to blow up Israeli-hating hethens! Use it to protest homosexuality at military funerals. Wherever your need to assert your crazy fundamental religious ideologies, or find the TV remote to watch Fox News, the Jesus Cyborg is there with the good book in one hand, a metal claw in the other, and a 12 gauge shotgun strapped to it back. Best of all It "walks" on water!. You can have your very own Jesus Cyborg for an annual donation to the Crystal Cathedral of $1000

    Warning! The Jesus Cyborg may have grand dillutions of what faith is. Keep indoors at all time and do not let it out side for any reason. Children should be supervised when using Jesus Cyborg as should small animals and the invalid. Jesus Cyborg runs on a combination of batteries and old peoples medication. Jesus Cyborg will generally try to escape the house once a month and try to solicit religious propoganda to the neighbors. If he escapes, contact them immediately and tell them to turn off all the lights. Made in China, so beware of lead paint.
    There is only one question I have for this robot: Would Jesus Cyborg wear a Rolex on His Television Show?
  5. Re:Where are Wii? Well, Ii'm iin Saiint Louiis on Where are Wii? · · Score: 1
    There was that guy from Swii-den.

    Hmm...

    Swii-de would like to play.
  6. Where are Wii? Well, Ii'm iin Saiint Louiis on Where are Wii? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ii'm iin Saiint Louiis. Slashdot iis iin Dexter, Miichiigan. And the capiital of the Uniited States iis iin Washiington, DC.

  7. Re:I also downloaded the movie on Futurama Returns! · · Score: 2, Funny

    And had it preordered via Amazon.
    Amazon: "Package for...I.C. Wiener?"
    Chris: "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
    Amazon: "That not funny! For that I kill you!"
    Chris: "And what are you going to do? Death by snoo-snoo?"
    The Amazon has smashed Chris into the ground. All his bones shatter.
  8. All Glory to the Hypnotoad! on Futurama Returns! · · Score: 1

    You will buy this DVD. The Hypnotoad commands it!

    A few months later...

    Oscar presenter: "And the Oscar goes to [monotone] The Hypnotoad."
    Al Gore: "Lousy Hypnotoad! My plans to conquire the world have been foiled!"

  9. Some one at NASA is shopping at Crazy Pete's on NASA Goes Bargain Basement With New Satellite · · Score: 1

    Though it is true his deals can't be beat.

  10. Yes, Dib, we know Zim is an alien on Are Aliens Living Among Us? · · Score: 1

    It's just that he's so bad at it. Besides, his robot dog is way cooler.

  11. Taxes won't stop us from catching you, Senator! on Maryland To Tax Custom Programming and Computer Services · · Score: 1

    Something suspicuous is going on if government wants to tax custom computer programming. Pehaps they don't want us to find out what else is on that pork bill. A new yacht for some shady senator. A government kick back for some big software company. A cover-your-ass move by some cowardly lawmaker who thinks that a tax will stop computer programmers from finding out why they are getting hit with a 6% tax for the job that they do.

    In the near future, expect an investigation as to why the government thinks they can slow down an industry by passing a bill. In the near future, expect no mercy from the men and women who work behind the keyboard.

  12. Get your tentacles off me you dirty DMCA squid! on Comcast Targets Unlicensed Anime Torrenters · · Score: 1

    Like a giant squid monster attacking a school full of miniskirt-wearing anime college girls, the DMCA violates the right of every anime otaku like some sick pervert! For this, the uber-nerdy underbelly of the Internet will not stand idle! Quickly! To the roof! We need to activate the Man-faye Signal!

  13. Re:Someone build an emulator on MIT Releases the Source of MULTICS, Father of UNIX · · Score: 1

    Port it to Palm OS. I bet everything MULTICS did can run on a 1 GB SD card or less. ("Is that a decommissioned supercomputer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" --Some computer nerd girl.)

  14. HEY! TEACHER! Leave them kids alone! on Students In UK Tracked With RFID Chips · · Score: 1

    Yes, this post is redundant. But it's better than being another brick in the wall.

  15. Robots as peers? Where have wee seen this before? on Robot Becomes One of the Kids · · Score: 1

    I mean, it's not like there was an animated series, an 80s TV sitcom, or some movie featuring that kid from The Sixth Sense or Alan Thick. Was there? As long as they don't have access to a dematerializing gun, I guess it's all right.

  16. Or so we are told. on REAL ID In Its Death Throes, Says ACLU · · Score: 1

    Just cause it is ailing, doesn't mean that the President won't sing off on it or that it will silently pass in shadow government.

  17. I don't see what the big deal is about ____ on Data Loss Bug In OS X 10.5 Leopard · · Score: 1

    I mean, its not like anything important is going missing like _Deleted_ or _Deleted_ or _Deleted_. Heck, I never really needed _Deleted_ in the first place. But I will miss that _Deleted_ on my _Deleted_ that I shared with _Deleted_ at the _Deleted_. I doubt any of that was work safe or even legal. At least it wasn't _Deleted_ or _Deleted_ or _Deleted_ or that stuff on _Deleted_ where they _Deleted_ or IRC where _Deleted_. Man those people are sick _Deleted_ in the head.

  18. The other 62% downloaded one of their songs on 38% of Downloaders Paid For Radiohead Album · · Score: 1

    Then tried to kill themselves.

    I still wonder how these guys still get air time even though they sang a song that constantly said "kill the president". As much as Bush/Clinton suck, this would have been more appropriate if it was one of those "satanic messages" when you play the record backwards.

  19. Re:Oh just what this world needs.... on Child's Play 2007 Gets Underway · · Score: 1

    Oh come on! If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.

    Besides, Martha Stewart never does anything like this.

  20. No, I don't want to install iTunes w/ Adobe Reader on Why Apple Should Acquire Adobe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's bad enough you have to install iTunes with Quicktime. But to do it with a Flash upgrade or an Adobe Reader upgrade (as if Reader's upgrades weren't annoying enough), no thank you.

  21. Re:Saskatchewan on Space Elevator Teams Compete for NASA Prizes · · Score: 1

    "Whoot are you tooking aboot?" --some Newfie.

  22. Haven't we seen this somewhere before? on High-Tech Vest Lets Gamers Take a Hit · · Score: 1

    The X-Files, Episode 152 "First Person Shooter". This was one of the William Gibson episodes.

  23. No argument there. on Woz Still Misses Homebrew Computer Club and Apple · · Score: 1

    Mac's used to represent the resistance against conformity. Now they encourage their own form of conformity with their iMacs and iPods and iPhones and iJustDon'tGiveAHoot.

    This is something to think about if you own anything made by Apple after 1998.

    Surely there is someone out there that remembers 68k Macs that can cheer up the Woz?

    I think what the Woz really is concerned is that there are too many people who play around with all the fancy programs that computers have but no appreciation for how it all works.

  24. Why not build the Wonkavator? on Space Elevator Teams Compete for NASA Prizes · · Score: 1

    Surely, we would have to buy the rights from the Nestle Corporation, or the estate of Ronald Dahl, but why settle for a "space elevator"? An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways and slantways and longways and backways and squareways and front ways and any other ways that you can think of.

  25. Re:PARTY! on The Smiley Face Turns 25 :-) · · Score: 1

    I can't believe no one got that one. Oh, well, they all can't be winners.