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Are Aliens Living Among Us?

pickens writes "In recent years scientists have begun to view the existence of life outside of our solar system as ever-more likely. If life does emerge readily under terrestrial conditions, then perhaps it formed many times on our home planet. To pursue this tantalizing possibility, scientists have begun searching deserts, lakes and caverns for evidence of earth-bound 'alien' life-forms, organisms that would differ fundamentally from all known living creatures because they arose independently. Microbes have already been found inhabiting extreme environments ranging from scalding volcanic vents to the dry valleys of Antarctica. Other so-called extremophiles can survive in salt-saturated lakes, highly acidic mine tailings contaminated with metals, and the waste pools of nuclear reactors. Although 'alien' microbes might look like ordinary bacteria, their biochemistry could involve exotic amino acids or different elemental building blocks so researchers are devising tests to identify exotic microbes. If shadow life is confined to the microbial realm, it is entirely possible that scientists have overlooked it."

350 comments

  1. What about us by ArcherB · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We ARE the Aliens!

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    1. Re:What about us by satoshi1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know about you, but I'm pretty normal.

    2. Re:What about us by techpawn · · Score: 1, Funny

      So your ancestors came to earth on the B-Arch then?

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    3. Re:What about us by empiretrade · · Score: 5, Funny

      aliens can file federal form 485 for adjustment of status with the INS

    4. Re:What about us by ArcherB · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know about you, but I'm pretty normal.

      What is normal?

      I've read reports that say that Earth could have been populated (seeded) by life that survived on meteors or other objects from space. I like to call it not-so-intelligent-design. Either way, if these theories are accurate, then that really would make us the "aliens" along with all other life on Earth.

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    5. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      >So your ancestors came to earth on the B-Arch then?
      Looks like yours came on the B Ark...

    6. Re:What about us by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      It's certainly possible that we are some kind of alien-primate hybrid or a mutation of primates caused by alien microbes even. There's no real hard evidence to suggest that, but given that there's no hard evidence to eliminate it as a possibility, we must assume that it is one of many available hypotheses.

    7. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically any life form that is not human, that exits on some kind of matter, is an alien, the only differnce is distance. Before there were microscopes, and knowledge about life-forms very small, they would have been considered aliens.

      So when is an alien not an alien? when we know about them?

    8. Re:What about us by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Technically any life form that is not human, that exits on some kind of matter, is an alien,
      Ummm, what? In this context, its clear that "alien" refers to extra terrestrial life. Extra terrestrial means life originating from somewhere other than the earth. Even if you meant alien, then alien in biology terms, means a life form that is not indigenous to the local area. The only question I would have, is supposing a meteor or similar object did bring some life to Earth at some point in the past, would that life form, or any that evolved from it, still be considered alien? If so, for how long?

    9. Re:What about us by nschubach · · Score: 5, Funny

      I say we start holding people under water. If they survive they are obviously alien and then we can burn them at the stake. I read it in a book once and it seemed like a good idea then.

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    10. Re:What about us by keithius · · Score: 0

      aliens can file federal form 485 for adjustment of status with the BCIS Fixed that for you.
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    11. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome YOU!

    12. Re:What about us by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not.

      But they are living among us. And they have mod points.

    13. Re:What about us by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, that was Eric Von Daniken's theory. Aliens came to earth, mated with dumb animals and gave birth to us, then they helped their children build pyramids or some such nonsense.

      I'm more interested in the possibility that some species of dinosaur became sentient, built a technological civilization, and then erased all traces of themselves from the planet (causing mass extinctions in the process) before moving out into space. It's no more likely than ape-humping pyramid-building aliens, but sentient space dinosaurs would be a lot cooler.

      We're not going to be able to say anything useful about our past until we find something with which to compare it. Finding life on just one other planet would give us enormous amounts of data to compare with Earth's biohistory. Wish more resources were being put into doing that.

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    14. Re:What about us by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Mod points is a minor problem. They fixed elections too.

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    15. Re:What about us by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      You are all Space Life Forms. The concept of an Alien is just
      a form of discrimination, unless they are out to get you.

      In that case, you could call them neo-cons.

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    16. Re:What about us by hdparm · · Score: 1

      You are all Space Life Forms

      OK. But what about you?

    17. Re:What about us by afabbro · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yeah, that was Eric Von Daniken's [wikipedia.org] theory. Aliens came to earth, mated with dumb animals and gave birth to us, then they helped their children build pyramids or some such nonsense.

      Well, Eric Von Daniken...and about 75,000 other science fiction authors.

      Or wait...maybe the aliens were really the ancient Gods of mythology...

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    18. Re:What about us by bob.appleyard · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm more interested in the possibility that some species of dinosaur became sentient, built a technological civilization, and then erased all traces of themselves from the planet (causing mass extinctions in the process) before moving out into space. It's no more likely than ape-humping pyramid-building aliens, but sentient space dinosaurs would be a lot cooler.

      And then, in a few hundred years, after a really bizarre sequence of events, a load of humans meet up with them and get caught up in some iffy alien politics?

      Yeah, Star Trek's done it.

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    19. Re:What about us by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was Eric Von Daniken's theory. Aliens came to earth, mated with dumb animals and gave birth to us, then they helped their children build pyramids or some such nonsense.

      Why would aliens want to breed with dumb animals? That's the part of the whole 'Chariots of the Gods' bit I never did get. Larry Niven had some conjectures about the problem.

      David Brin's "Heart of the Comet" has a more interesting take on panspermia. Hell of a read, too...

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    20. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say we throw them into the lake. If they float, they are made of wood. And hence alien, and to the stake they go.

    21. Re:What about us by snarkh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless they are resident aliens .

    22. Re:What about us by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "It's certainly possible that we are some kind of alien-primate hybrid or a mutation of primates caused by alien microbes even. There's no real hard evidence to suggest that

      No evidence? Have you seen Ann Coulter? If she isn't at least part alien, I'll eat my hat.

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    23. Re:What about us by Cairnarvon · · Score: 1

      It's called panspermia, and there are a number of problems with it. The fact that it's popular among some religious cults doesn't help.

    24. Re:What about us by jimbojw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We ARE the Aliens!

      I don't want to fight you.
      Stop it.

      Put on the glasses.

      I told you
      I didn't want to be involved.

      Dirty motherfucker.

      Take a look. Put them on.

      No!
      I'm sorry.

      Put the glasses on. Put them on!

      Fuck you!

    25. Re:What about us by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Why would aliens want to breed with dumb animals?

      Why do you want to sit on the couch and stare at a vacuum tube? Entertainment. Perhaps their idea of fun is making it with the wildlife. Maybe it's a religious thing. Perhaps that's their method of spreading the gospel of intelligence. Maybe they were being punished for some crime. Maybe it was an experiment.

      Bottom line, they're alien, and their reasons for doing things may be just as alien to us. ...assuming they exist in the first place.

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    26. Re:What about us by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's be honest. If humankind went out into space and found dumb animals on another world, our inter(stellar)nets would be filled with 'Hot Alien Bestiality' as fast as we could relay the signal.

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    27. Re:What about us by dwye · · Score: 1

      > So your ancestors came to earth on the B-Arch then?

      Whereas yours didn't (claiming to be on the A or C ark) and all died in the unsanitized telephone plague?

    28. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've read reports that say that Earth could have been populated (seeded) by life that survived on meteors or other objects from space.


      It's called Panspermia Interesting theory, but there is not really a lot of evidence either for or against it being true. Certainly amino acids are fairly common throughout the galaxy.

    29. Re:What about us by outcast36 · · Score: 1

      The term you want to google is panspermia. Bonus points for noting how often "alternate creation" education involves panspermia.

    30. Re:What about us by Who235 · · Score: 1

      Nice work, dude. They Live is the Citizen Kane of aliens-making-us-obey-them movies.

      And that 7 minute Rowdy Roddy Piper on Kieth David fight scene is the greatest thing since canned beer.

    31. Re:What about us by PietjeJantje · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't know about you, but I'm pretty normal.

      One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living. Anywhere it can get some kind of a grip, whether it's the in toxicating seas of Santraginus V, where the fish never seem to care whatever the heck kind of direction they swim in, the fire storms of Frastra where, they say, life begins at 40,000 degrees, or just burrowing around in the lower intestine of a rat for the sheer unadulterated hell of it, life will always find a way of hanging on in somewhere.

      It will even live in New York, though it's hard to know why. In the winter time the temperature falls well below the legal minimum, or rather it would do if anybody had the common sense to set a legal minimum. The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

      In the summer it's too darn hot. It's one thing to be the sort of life form that thrives on heat and finds, as the Frastrans do, that the temperature range between 40,000 and 40,004 is very equable, but it's quite another to be the sort of animal that has to wrap itself up in lots of other animals at one point in your planet's orbit, and then find, half an orbit later, that your skin's bubbling.

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    32. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, that only works with Democrats in the U.S. ...

    33. Re:What about us by Elemenope · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For more fun, Google "Hitler AND Vegetarian". Seriously, associating an idea with some of its kookier followers says nothing significant about the truth or falsity of the idea itself. For heaven's sake, Pythagoras thought that BEANS were EVIL, and yet we don't bring that up every time we try to analyze a triangle, do we?

      Panspermia may be right. It may be wrong (I tend to think, gut instinct, it is wrong). However, the truth of the matter does not depend on how many kool-aid drinking idiots latch onto one side or the other.

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    34. Re:What about us by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      OK, so we're talking of exobytes of pr0n for some alien internet.

      Can you say 'niche market'?

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    35. Re:What about us by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      I'm sick and tired of these "Aliens Built the Pyramids" fantasies. Why can't they just admit that it was the Jews that built the pyramids and get on with their lives?

    36. Re:What about us by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      No evidence? Have you seen Ann Coulter? If she isn't at least part alien, I'll eat my hat.

      You don't even own a hat, do you. Then, we'll find that Ann Coulter really isn't an alien-bacterial symbiont, and you'll have deprived us of our hat-eating fun. Damn you and your loose oaths!

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    37. Re:What about us by Tophe · · Score: 1

      Can you say Rule 34?

    38. Re:What about us by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      Hey now, we can't be making references on /. to Voyager episodes that didn't suck... it's against orthodoxy.

    39. Re:What about us by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Time frames perhaps? While I certainly believe the Hebrews built some of them (not speculating which though), I believe for part of the construction the Hebrews were in Caanan or what ever the area was called. I was lead to believe that the Hebrews were slaves for only part of the period (~3 generations) they resided in Egypt. Of course all that I have said is randomly collated trivia that may possible not be as factual as I was lead to believe.

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    40. Re:What about us by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I'm pretty normal.

      Quite.

      In fact, all reptile aliens are known to use that same defense.

      So... what are you hiding?

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    41. Re:What about us by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Sure I do. It is tinfoil and a nice snug fit too.

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    42. Re:What about us by sh3l1 · · Score: 1

      $cientologi$t$ are correct. oh, wait never mind.

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    43. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: why do people down-mod so often
      A: because a lot of people are jerks

    44. Re:What about us by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      What is the name of the theory that says that in this environment, on this particular planet, this is how life evolves. Elements of life, possibly seeded, took paths of least resistance in this environment, throw in over 4 billion years, and this is what you get at this point.

      In fact, new extremophiles are constantly being found living in environments we previously thought to be impossible, or at least very unlikely. Life just seems to be the norm in this Universe, or at least it seems that way. Realizing the relatively young age of the planet we happen to live on (a child in history of the Universe), the Drake Equation should see Ne going up every time we find life living in places that are extreme, or when we find new ways life could emerge, widening are rigid list of things that need to be in place to support life as we would describe it.

      At our current rate, we will soon be able to use probability alone to suggest intelligent life elsewhere, IMO.

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    45. Re:What about us by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      So, what... umm, aliens who for fun breed with dumb animal humans are just, what... ummm.... fuckin' around?

      Could explain why some "humans" look the way they do...

      If they REALLY want to have fun, they should/could introduce real, live Chimeras, just to screw with the biologists, anthropologists and other scientific research communities. Will even throw the Vatican for a loop -- or two...

      Yo, CENtaur, come hither....

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    46. Re:What about us by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      So, if you're so xenophobic as to hate lice, and you tell them off, and scrub them away 3x a day, does that make you ... umm... rewd and licentious?

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    47. Re:What about us by sdfad1 · · Score: 1

      > I'm more interested in the possibility that some species of dinosaur
      > became sentient, built a technological civilization, and then erased
      > all traces of themselves from the planet (causing mass extinctions in
      > the process) before moving out into space. It's no more likely than
      > ape-humping pyramid-building aliens, but sentient space dinosaurs
      > would be a lot cooler.

      In Dr Who, "The Silurians" and "Monsters of the Deep", have this
      similar plot line.

    48. Re:What about us by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I'm more interested in the possibility that some species of dinosaur became sentient, built a technological civilization, and then erased all traces of themselves from the planet (causing mass extinctions in the process) before moving out into space. It's no more likely than ape-humping pyramid-building aliens, but sentient space dinosaurs would be a lot cooler.

      I always support the theory about life on earth that was featured prominently in 1980s cartoons.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaucers

    49. Re:What about us by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

      Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of Science?

    50. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...sentient space dinosaurs would be a lot cooler."

      I'm a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles too! I totally agree; it's those friggin' sentient space brains that are causing all the trouble.

    51. Re:What about us by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Your sig: lol

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    52. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm sure that's possible. It's the nature of man to seek out new women to spawn life with (whether it be real or basement terminal based). If the aliens share similar genetic traits then it could happen. If I were an alien I think I would probably do the native of some other planet and spread my seed, to ensure my lineage is even more strong. I think it's also related to why some people are attracted to other races here on Earth.

    53. Re:What about us by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Why would aliens want to breed with dumb animals? That's the part of the whole 'Chariots of the Gods' bit I never did get.

      I don't get it either, but considering the amount of bestiality videos floating on Gnutella, it seems to nonetheless be a possibility. Maybe the aliens were from a morally oppressive society, and consequently didn't have a mixed-gender crew ?

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    54. Re:What about us by wakingrufus · · Score: 1

      and then john was a zombie

    55. Re:What about us by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "In fact, new extremophiles are constantly being found living in environments we previously thought to be impossible, or at least very unlikely."

      This proves nothing more than the fact that we were wrong.

      "Life just seems to be the norm in this Universe, or at least it seems that way."

      The second statement doesn't logically follow from the first one. We already knew there was life on Earth, so finding some more of it living on Earth in places that we hadn't thought it could survive in proves nothing beyond that fact that we have a notable habit of extrapolating extremely limited sets of data into general cases that are later shown to be wrong. One excellent example is the assumption that a statistical sample of one planet with life on it can be used to make general statements about life on others despite the fact that we don't actually know what the parameters for life are, or how it started here.

      "Realizing the relatively young age of the planet we happen to live on (a child in history of the Universe), the Drake Equation should see Ne going up every time we find life living in places that are extreme"

      More general assumptions based on a statistical sample of 1.

      "At our current rate, we will soon be able to use probability alone to suggest intelligent life elsewhere, IMO."

      Based of course on our statistical sample of 1 planet, which, as any statistician knows, is more than enough to make all sorts of general statements about trillions of other planets.

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    56. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ewwwww!

      Eating a tinfoil hat!

      Imagine the pain on your fillings!

    57. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to http://www.philosophicalmisadventures.com/?p=15 The term 'beans' [kuamoi] was to refer to the vegetable, obviously, but it was also used symbolically in place of 'testicles'.
      Maybe some people do bring IT up while analyzing the triangle...

    58. Re:What about us by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      For heaven's sake, Pythagoras thought that BEANS were EVIL
      You're saying that like you disagree, are you some kind of weirdo?
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    59. Re:What about us by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Based of course on our statistical sample of 1 planet, which, as any statistician knows, is more than enough to make all sorts of general statements about trillions of other planets.
      Well some things do generalise. There's life on Earth, and there's life on other planets. Everyone on Earth speaks English, and so does everyone on the other planets.

      Except the Klingons.
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    60. Re:What about us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Papa...no one wants to fuck a monkey.

    61. Re:What about us by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "Everyone on Earth speaks English, and so does everyone on the other planets."

      And they all have West Coast American accents.

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    62. Re:What about us by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Well, as long as lots of tentacles are involved who would object?

    63. Re:What about us by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "Pythagoras thought that BEANS were EVIL, and yet we don't bring that up every time we try to analyze a triangle, do we?"

      No, but it does come up when we analyze beans.

      (Eyes can of beans warily.)

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    64. Re:What about us by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      My entire post was to direct the attention to the environments that life is being found, yes, on this particular planet, in extreme heat, pressures, cold, lack of light, air, etc... if this doesn't broaden our "factors for life", and therefore statistical probability of life in any place of extreme conditions (obviously then, in more places in this Universe), then your statistical analysis fails. We can certainly determine, with more accuracy with every new planet found, whether or not these same conditions are prevalent elsewhere, at which point these probabilities will become more accurate. Your "points" may be true, be we are talking about probabilities, and the changing of their accuracies.

      You seem to have missed the point.

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    65. Re:What about us by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "if this doesn't broaden our "factors for life", and therefore statistical probability of life in any place of extreme conditions (obviously then, in more places in this Universe), then your statistical analysis fails."

      Pointing out that a sample of 1 is meaningless in a statistical sense isn't a statistical analysis, but the negation of attempts to pretend that predictions can be made based on that sample of 1. That things exist in extreme conditions on Earth merely proves that once life has started, 3.5 billion years is enough for it to adapt to a wide range of habitats, but it provides no useful information whatsoever on the conditions that are necessary for life to begin, and until we know what those conditions are, we cannot make any meaningful predictions about the likelihood of finding it elsewhere.

      "We can certainly determine, with more accuracy with every new planet found, whether or not these same conditions are prevalent elsewhere, at which point these probabilities will become more accurate."

      The conditions that living things can survive under today says nothing whatsoever about the conditions that are necessary for life to begin. Until we actually _know_ how life both began and became established here, we cannot make any useful predictions whatsoever about whether it exists on other worlds.

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    66. Re:What about us by pretygrrl · · Score: 1

      "Of course all that I have said is randomly collated trivia that may possible not be as factual as I was lead to believe."

      why go thru the trouble of typing out randomly collated trivia?

      why not just look it up!>?!

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  2. ALFs? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think we have enough problems with ourselves, to worry about aliens living among us. As a matter of fact, what sort of superiour intelligence, which could get here, would use earth as anything other than their own Botany Bay Colony?

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    1. Re:ALFs? by mrwolf007 · · Score: 1

      What reason could a highly superior intelligent life form have to visit underveloped countries, err, planets?
      Probably just sex and drugs...

    2. Re:ALFs? by ArcherB · · Score: 0, Redundant

      As a matter of fact, what sort of superiour intelligence, which could get here, would use earth as anything other than their own Botany Bay Colony?

      Who said anything about superior intelligence? Microbial life could have simply ridden an asteroid to our planet and survived re-entry. If that is how life started on Earth, then we are all aliens!

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    3. Re:ALFs? by spun · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, what sort of superiour intelligence, which could get here, I think the article implies they might be bacteria, and they drifted here. But the real question isn't "Are aliens living among us?" The real question is, "how do they taste?"
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    4. Re:ALFs? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      What reason could a highly superior intelligent life form have to visit underveloped countries, err, planets?

      Simple. Their star is getting close to dying, and they need to move before it goes supernova.

      So, they set out looking for another suitable star system, with a planet that is in the right zone, and plant Space Life Forms on the planet to condition it before their arrival. They send in periodic craft to check on the conditions.

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    5. Re:ALFs? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Simple disproof of that theory - they would have eliminated humanity by this point. Damaging the existing environment and contributing nothing that a technologically more advanced species wouldn't already possess in a better version.

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    6. Re:ALFs? by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      By condition, do you mean use most of the available resources?

      And if a race was advanced enough to travel between stars, don't you think they could condition it themselves without fooling some unwitting animals to do it for them?

    7. Re:ALFs? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Simple disproof of that theory - they would have eliminated dinosaurs by this point. Fixed it for you.
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    8. Re:ALFs? by rkanodia · · Score: 1

      And, more importantly, "Will they blend?"

    9. Re:ALFs? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the rock and roll.

      Given how contemporary music is *always* so poor compared to that of the past and that any civilization advanced enough for space travel is bound to have a music industry centuries or even millenia old, I think the conclusions of the state of their music are obvious.

      Rich

    10. Re:ALFs? by mrwolf007 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, probably your right.
      But given the fact that is slashdot i didnt want to hurt anyones feelings, given the fact that Tarvalds coined "Sex drugs and Linux" in his biography "Just for fun".
      DISCLAIMER: I wellcome our new alien overlords who listen to rock and roll while reading kernel sources.

    11. Re:ALFs? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Yeah, thanks. I meant to type dinosaurs, typed humanity by mistake. Always doing that.

      "Dinosaurs" makes no sense. The dinosaurs presumably weren't using up all the natural resources and doing things we assume would be useful to any species that went to the trouble of bioforming a planet in such a manner, e.g. damaging the ozone layer or producing nuclear waste. Plus the presumed method of killing off the dinosaurs - big meteorite - was harmful to the biosphere generally. If the aliens were preparing the Earth for their arrival, then you have to wonder why they haven't already arrived and settled in because anything we have now in terms of planetary habitability, we had in the Cretacious Period.

      In short, they're over one-hundered million years late. Ergo: dead theory.

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    12. Re:ALFs? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      If the aliens were preparing the Earth for their arrival, then you have to wonder why they haven't already arrived and settled in Imagine we discover a habitable planet out in space, we need to leave our world, but we don't have FTL travel. We reason that by the time we get there, its indigenous species may become dominant and be a barrier to our colonization. Perhaps it is dominated by a specials, maybe not intelligent or technological, but would prove a hindrance to our form of life achieving dominance.

      Assume also that we have the ability to send inert matter faster than our organic forms can tolerate. So we send an advance meteor barrage to wipe out any competitors hostile to our arrival. Catastrophe for them, extinction level for most of their major species, but not nearly enough time for them to re-evolve to a stage that could challenge our survival. We arrive in our generational ship some thousands of years later, settle in, and make the world our own.

      We name it Earth.

      We make up religious tales to explain our existence to our children, confident that we have millions of years in which to advance technologically again and leap to the next world when that time comes. After all, we'd done it at least once before.
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    13. Re:ALFs? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Condition, meaning making the biosphere stable.

      That is, the proper mix of atmospheric gases and
      temperature. Dinosaurs and vegetation contributed
      to that effort.

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    14. Re:ALFs? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you mean by damaging. We are making this planet less suitable for life that evolved here, but could easily be making it more suitable for those that did not.

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    15. Re:ALFs? by Skrapion · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps, "But do they run Linux?"

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      The details are trivial and useless; The reasons, as always, purely human ones.
    16. Re:ALFs? by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Now assume our best friend is a talking pie, and we have to travel back in time for some reason.

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      Jeremy
  3. who are you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subject 117?

  4. I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and Eeeenglishman in New York... (Sting lyrics in post and in my sig)

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    Be yourself no matter what they say
    1. Re:I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Informative
      Sting didn't write that. It's by Godley and Creme. The original is FUCKING BRILLIANT. G&C are awesome.

      RS

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    2. Re:I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien... by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1
  5. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some illegals at Home Depot whenever I go there.

  6. Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanna see the following tags on this story: yes, no, maybe, iamone

  7. Of course aliens live among us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of them are illegal.
    And we commonly (although not always accurately) refer to them as Mexicans.

    1. Re:Of course aliens live among us by FatAlb33rt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey you want to know something? The rest of the world does not refer to people living in their country uninvited as Aliens, they refer to them as ....





      ... Americans

    2. Re:Of course aliens live among us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      That's high and mighty...coming from a Terrorist.

    3. Re:Of course aliens live among us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are referred to as 'al americ' or 'le meribanal' which is a shortening of 'l'ameri bal' or 'American of the sand'.

    4. Re:Of course aliens live among us by nevdullc · · Score: 1

      All your base are belong to us!

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      Cthulhu Saves -- in case He's hungry later.
    5. Re:Of course aliens live among us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sounds like your country has the same problem America does.
      The problem isn't with "uninvited". Everyone is uninvited in the eyes of someone.
      Our issue is with "illegal". There is a difference.

      Sorry you feel that way, but I have to ask, what country you're referring to and by your affiliation with that country, what gives you the right to speak for the rest of the world?

      As bad as America is, it seems everyone is still trying to live here. Can the same be said for your country?

    6. Re:Of course aliens live among us by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      "As bad as America is, it seems everyone is still trying to live here. Can the same be said for your country?"

      yeah riiight. I do not even want to visit the States. And Actuly a lot of Americans moved and are still moving to my country.

    7. Re:Of course aliens live among us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year I moved from the US to Switzerland and it's much nicer here. I think I'll stay. Just about everything is better here (food, transport, education, social services, recreation, employment opportunities, etc.) The best part is that I'm no longer paying taxes to support the evil imperialists.

    8. Re:Of course aliens live among us by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      "Give me your tired, your poor,
      Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
      The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
      Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
      I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
      - Sure sounds like an invitation to me.

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  8. Re:aliens amoung us by 0racle · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's not a very good disguise.

    --
    "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
  9. Spiders by neo-mkrey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Spiders have got to be extraterrestrial. I'm just sayin' -- they are really freaky looking compared to everything else.

    1. Re:Spiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Crabs, lobsters, and scorpions are a few common relatives of spiders.

      This is what the theory of evolution gives us - we can trace spiders back to a common ancestor shared with other life. Now we're looking for things that *don't* share this common ancestor, though honestly the chance of actually finding something like that isn't very great.

    2. Re:Spiders by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      though honestly the chance of actually finding something like that isn't very great.

      Why do say that? 'Life as we know it' arose on Earth just about as soon as we had running water. So it can't be all that unlikely an event. In which case life should have spontaneously arisen at least more than once, especially since Earth is supposedly such a good place for life to start.

      If we don't find another instance of life starting on Earth, that'll be bad news for our chances of finding it anywhere else.

    3. Re:Spiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of survival of the fittest. After billions of years of evolution, you think a new example of life would survive long enough to evolve into a complex organism?

      I will concede that there may be single cellular or bacterial/viral life that started independent of our common ancestor... but not much, if any. We no longer have the primordial "soup" of proteins floating around in warm, shallow seas over a specific type of clay that holds the acids you need for DNA, so life starting anew wouldn't be likely.

    4. Re:Spiders by Retric · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But, how could you tell? The first new life forms would probably become food long before they started to evolve the 2nd time around. Let's face it the world is a harsher place now than it was before life started up. It's like trying to start up a new search engine after Google vs. before yahoo.

      PS: Yea, its biology might be different so harder to digest edible but when you eat a poisonous plant it's still dead.

    5. Re:Spiders by Retric · · Score: 1

      Err, bad yoda like copy and paste says I.

      *PS: Yea, its biology might be harder to digest but when you eat a poisonous plant it's still dead.

    6. Re:Spiders by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Yeah I think you're probably right. I hadn't given extinction much thought. It does seem kind of inevitable that one system would become dominant. And the fossil record won't be much use either.

    7. Re:Spiders by textstring · · Score: 1

      and then they mutate into parasites and omg apocalypse

    8. Re:Spiders by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      That's why it's more likely that they'll only survive in conditions where the type of that's common wouldn't be so well adapted for. For instance, volcanic fissures deep in the ocean. If another type of life were to have evolved to feed on that, our kind of life wouldn't be so fast to adapt to it and they could keep their monopoly on that area. It's like *nix operating systems dominating the server market where Windows dominates the desktop.

    9. Re:Spiders by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1

      Crabs and lobsters may be relatives of spiders and scorpions, but I'm quite sure the latter two don't go as well with lemon juice and butter. :)

      --
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    10. Re:Spiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife is just freaky, so she must be an alien.

    11. Re:Spiders by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      And to think the spiders are saying the same thing about us...

    12. Re:Spiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not really that freaky. What makes you think they are freaky is that they have a geometric shape and look defensive from any angle. This makes them intimidating to us.

  10. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    we are.

    Pedro

  11. Strangely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading this reminds me very much of reading your average Fox News report on illegal immigration, but with politer and more scientific language.

  12. Have to be compelling by Bombula · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The headline and the article both muddily imply that the identification of life on earth fundamentally different than what we are already familiar with would, in itself, be evidence that the life was of 'alien' origin. I can't help but think this is deliberate in order to hype the story. Is there a chance that there is weird terrestrial life on earth we haven't yet discovered? Of course. Is there a chance there is alien life on earth? Yes. But which of the two would be a more likely explanation for the origin of something unusual? I think the answer is obvious, and I think it's exceedingly disingenuous to state or imply otherwise.

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    1. Re:Have to be compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is there a chance that there is weird terrestrial life on earth we haven't yet discovered?

      By RTFMing (or even RTFPing), one would realise that that is, in fact, the subject of discussion.

    2. Re:Have to be compelling by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      While I see your point, that weird != alien, I don't think you understand what the article is saying. They are searching for terrestrial life that arose (on earth) indipendently from the life we are surrounded by.

      So, when you say "Is there a chance that there is weird terrestrial life on earth we haven't yet discovered?", yes, yes there is. And that's exactly what they're hoping to find.

    3. Re:Have to be compelling by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that you cannot prove a negative. Personally I believe all life came from the FSM.

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    4. Re:Have to be compelling by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did you read it? "alien" in this context does NOT mean it came from some other place. It simply means it does not share any common ancestor with us. Even if you only read the summary you can see they are looking for "alien" life that arose hear on Earth.

      Finding it means that life arose here twice (at least) and would a be revolutionary discovery. If life is common in the universe and likely to arise on any Earth-like planet then why would it not arise twice on any Earth-like planet? Or three times or 100? Science is about asking questions and this is a good question, good because it is both interesting and (maybe) possible to answer by direct observation.

    5. Re:Have to be compelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing the terms "alien" and "extraterrestrial". The article does not imply that the the purported fundamentally different life on Earth would be of extraterrestrial origin. Rather, it quite explicitly states that they're talking about alternate terrestrial biogenesis. The word alien (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/alien) applies perfectly here. It is not the fault of the article writers if the people reading do not have a sufficiently developed vocabulary to understand their native tongue properly.

    6. Re:Have to be compelling by sinktank · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even if you only read the summary you can see they are looking for "alien" life that arose hear on Earth

      That's heresay.

    7. Re:Have to be compelling by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      But which of the two would be a more likely explanation for the origin of something unusual? I think the answer is obvious I don't think it's obvious, not at all. If life is common in the galaxy, then it's entirely probably that some rock which crashed into the earth would have contained life from somewhere else, at least the building blocks of it. On the other hand, if life isn't common, then it's more likely to have arisen on the earth. Surviving a direct and prolonged vacuum isn't that far from being able to survive direct and prolonged contact with oxygen for a microbe, and there are plenty that can do that here on earth.
    8. Re:Have to be compelling by random0xff · · Score: 0

      As far as I'm concerned the term Alien(s) is defined by Ridley Scott and James Cameron. Anything else is not an Alien in my book. Opposable jaws it must have...

    9. Re:Have to be compelling by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Here here!

    10. Re:Have to be compelling by Samgilljoy · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's what "alien" means in the summary, but if you are a critical reader, you can see the rhetorical trick at the beginning, where extraterrestrial life and terrestrial "alien" life are brought into close contact conceptually. You don't have to say something explicitly to form connections in peoples' minds between two ideas like that and take the resulting umph to the hype bank. What's the logic exactly? Scientists are increasingly sure that there must be life "out there." This life must be very different from what we know, or "alien." Let's start by looking for such different or "alien" life on earth. It doesn't add up. Just rhetorical bull. (Particularly when you consider that space aliens are most likely to be different, because they developed someplace different from earth.)

  13. I guess it's really time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to welcome our new alien imperial overlords.

  14. Extreemophiles or aliens? by protolith · · Score: 4, Funny

    So there's a bunch of INS biologists asking bacteria and small plants for their green cards?

    1. Re:Extreemophiles or aliens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There ARE MANY right herein Cambridge, MA...

    2. Re:Extreemophiles or aliens? by Sh!fty · · Score: 1

      Hey! Somebody has to fight THAT war on terror!

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  15. Absolutely not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a ridiculous idea. I'm sure we humans can all agree it's completely absurd to even wonder if there are extraterrestrials living amongst us humans. I suggest that we all ignore this article, and waste as little time as possible entertaining the laughable notion of aliens living on earth. On with your lives, fellow human friends.

    :)

    1. Re:Absolutely not by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      What a ridiculous idea. I'm sure we humans can all agree it's completely absurd to even wonder if there are extraterrestrials living amongst us humans. I suggest that we all ignore this article, and waste as little time as possible entertaining the laughable notion of aliens living on earth. On with your lives, fellow human friends. Bill Gates? Is that you?
    2. Re:Absolutely not by mrwolf007 · · Score: 1

      Cont blow your cover again xobo-1456!
      I have your IP logged in our vessel!

  16. Who won the race? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here we have candidate #1: the home-grown favorite, familiar with the local chemistry, which has to propagate a maximum of 13,000 miles to cover every last spot on the globe, a jaunt that is relatively well protected from cosmic rays.

    And here is candidate #2: the extraterestrial, which has to make a journey of at least 10^13 miles ( and probably one or two orders of magnitude more to give it a reasonable chance of existing ) through interstellar space, subject to cosmic rays. It has to travel fast enough to get here before the sun goes nova, yet enter the atmoshere at a slow enough speed to avoid burning up. And if it gets here, it has to adjust to a foreign chemistry, and it has to avoid being eaten by all the decendants of #1.

    Those are phenomonal odds in favor of #1.

    1. Re:Who won the race? by onepoint · · Score: 1

      >phenomonal odds

      no not Phenomenal, extremely unlikely.

      >yet enter the atmoshere at a slow enough speed to avoid burning up

      that would depend on the size of the rock/ice comming inbound,
      if it's large enough, it will only be hot on the outside but frozen solid ( even if it gets white - purple hot ( purple/white is the next color after white in heat )

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    2. Re:Who won the race? by Truth+is+life · · Score: 1

      The "aliens" referenced in the article are not properly aliens, merely microbes with a different biochemistry than ordinary bacteria (e.g possessing macromolecules with different handedness than all known life). Therefore, the comparison posed here is faulty; neither the "aliens" nor the ordinary life would possess any special advantage based on forming on Earth.

    3. Re:Who won the race? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Yes, but number two has the word aliens in it, which makes it much cooler. Plus the news sites will pick it up because people will want to read about aliens, rather than evolution. More hype, more clicks.

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    4. Re:Who won the race? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would put odds on even one of our bacteria completely destroying an alien world, or vice versa with even one of their equivalents to bacteria destroying life as we know it. Just like with technology differences, one set of life is probably so much better in every way that there is no prayer of competing. And alien bacteria are not likely to have a morality or compassion that we can appeal to.

      So the odds of alien bio's coming down from heaven is even more unlikely since it hasn't eaten us yet.

    5. Re:Who won the race? by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      The point of the article is not extraterrestrial life, but rather life that arose totally separately (on Earth!) from the line of evolution that produced us. The question is, did life appear only once on earth, or multiple times? If it appeared multiple times, then maybe all you need for life is an earth-like setting and a bit of time.

  17. Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by 2TecTom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sure, Hollywood loves to portray aliens as weird, mostly very ugly and very different, meanwhile, I think that actually real aliens are more likely to be quite similar to terrestrial life. After all, we evolved into these forms as a matter of effectiveness and survival. We reflect our conditions more than I think we understand. Therefore, given that physics is physics no matter where in the universe you are, I think people will look like people, horses like horses, fish like fish and so on ...

    of course, more highly evolved beings likely have more style too ...

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    1. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by curmudgeous · · Score: 1

      ...portray aliens as weird, mostly very ugly and very different...

      Ah HA! My ex-wife was an ALIEN! Now it all makes sense!

    2. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Truth+is+life · · Score: 1

      While many alien lifeforms are likely to look like earth life (aquatic life, for example, will probably look like fish everywhere), I suspect that for the most part alien life will be quite different from earth life, probably more different than Hollywood depicts it. Many creatures on earth look the way they do simply by accident, with no particular advantage to that shape. Also, of course, alien environments will probably be quite different from terran environments, leading to different biochemistries and different environmental pressures on evolution.

    3. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by BooRolla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you are mistaken.

      I'm with you that we are product of our environment. But you are ignoring the implications a tiny terrestrial change would have on ALL terrestrial life.

      For instance, assume the earth contained .001% more nitrogen. So for billions of years, life would have evolved around this alternate condition. To assume that life would have rolled out the exact same way on the earth in this environment seems a bit of a leap.

      Heck, even within our earth's periods we've seen incredibly different paths of evolution occur. What happened to the dinosaurs? Well they were here, new conditions arose, and suddenly new phenotypes are preferred. They evolved but are no longer dominant due to shifting and somewhat unpredictable conditions.

      Basically I'd agree with you if Earth 2 existed and had a COMPLETE MIRROR IMAGE of our planet's history. Then we could be assured that all the variables are in sync. But what kind of odds would you give that?

      Aliens could be of almost any imaginable form & traits because they could arise in almost any imaginable conditions.

    4. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      After all, we evolved into these forms as a matter of effectiveness and survival. We reflect our conditions more than I think we understand. Therefore, given that physics is physics no matter where in the universe you are, I think people will look like people, horses like horses, fish like fish and so on ...
      I'm not so sure about that. While yes, there is plenty of convergent evolution (which is what I think you're referring to), your theory is predicated on an earth-like environment. Sure, there may be alien life froms that morphologically resemble fish -- but given the wide range of what fish look like on earth (from seahorses to whale sharks, from anglerfish to flounder, from eel to manta ray, etc), what intrigues me are not "fish" but instead the specimens of extravagant form. Who is to say that some seculed population of "birds" on another plant didn't evolve in a predator-free environment like some of the ones in New Guinea that have ridiculous and beautiful forms far different from other birds? What is to say that your "seed stock" won't produce examples just as odd but in far different forms? What about a planet that is entirely covered by water? I don't think "people will look like people" in that case.
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    5. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by evanbd · · Score: 1

      I'd say that's true up to a point. Dolphins aren't very likely to become a spacefaring race because of their lack of hands or other means of fine control. But have you looked at other species around us? When compared to some of the less-intelligent primates, it seems entirely plausible that something else might have developed into human levels of intelligence and tool use first. For example, have you seen videos of crows using tools? They've got comparable smarts and mechanical abilities to the smaller, less-intelligent primates. Rats and mice aren't nearly so intelligent, but they're hardly stupid either, and they have hands that could turn into viable manipulators for serious tool use.

      My personal hunch is that if we meet another spacefaring race, it will look recognizably like something we've seen before. Two legs and two hands seems quite plausible, but I doubt it's required. I'd be surprised if they had more than a passing resemblance to people, though.

    6. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. Or rather, I ask that you define 'similar'. Given the number of variables in any given environment (type of predators, thickness of atmosphere, chemical makeup of oceans, etc.) , the accidental nature of mutations, and the numerous ways of solving any particular problem, it seems very unlikely that lifeforms would like similar to our own. Yes, we might see wings, eyes, limbs, but beyond that, I expect alien life (beyond simplier lifeforms) to be very unexpected.

    7. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      Physics is physics and chemistry is chemistry and heat is heat no matter where you are. The problem is that not all extra-solar planets are like earth. For example gravity is different. Which would mean (all other things being equal) that life on those planets would be much more squat, or a lot more lightweight to overcome gravity. But that is only a small part. The summary mentioned some forms of life on this earth that are very different to what we know. What if we were all descendants of them. Nuclear war would still be a none-too-good thing due to the energy blasts of the bombs, but the resulting nuclear fallout wouldn't affect us that much. Global Warming would be a disrupting event, but the extra few degrees wouldn't begin to reach volcanic vent temperatures.

      Our bodies are designed not only to handle, but to require oxygen, which is terribly corrosive to a great deal of things. So what about a life form from a planet that has little to no oxygen? They probably wouldn't like earth much. All of those things have an effect on the way evolution goes.

      Evolution isn't trying to reach some definition of perfection other than survival. We're used to seeing a giraffe's long neck so we don't call it weird but they really are. There aren't that many long-necked animals out there. But somewhere in the ancestry of giraffes, some were born with extended necks, which allowed those to survive and others of the ancestral species to either die off or evolve in a separate path. Another example is the elephant. There aren't that many long nosed animals, so they really are strange, but we don't call them that because we are used to seeing them. Somewhere in their ancestry though, some were born with long trunks that allowed them survival while the rest of their kin either died off or evolved in a different path. Take the vortigaunts from Half Life as another fictitious example but one that demonstrates differences. We could say that on their planet, some where in their ancestry some were born with an extra arm and cool powers, but those survived while the others had to either die off, or evolve on a different path.

      Disclaimers: Not all traits are specific and necessary to survival. Some are, but some are just related to sexual selection, and some are just traits that didn't lead to the destruction of the species. Any trait is fine, just so long as it doesn't lead to the destruction of the species. If it does, well, we don't see those species around anymore, or at least won't in the future. Also, these processes take a long time, usually not just a few generations.

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    8. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Basically I'd agree with you if Earth 2 existed and had a COMPLETE MIRROR IMAGE of our planet's history.
      I would disagree. Even given the exact same environmental settings, if a woolly rhino on Earth had a longer horn and was statistically more likely to survive predation actually did survive, while on Earth 2, the same woolly rhino happened to get killed by a freak accident, then longer horns may never have become a trait. Woolly rhinos may have died out earlier, or developed a different defense mechanism.
      I think that given even a minor change to the luck of the draw, Earth's species would have turned out looking much differently than they do today.

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    9. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. I went to a lecture on the possibilities of alien life and the opinion was that aliens are unlikely to look like US. The lecturer said that things that have evolved independently many times are likely to occur elsewhere, e.g. Eyes, joints etc, but the specific configurations (e.g. 5 fingers and a thumb) are not so likely to occur elsewhere.

    10. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that so many people assume that the rest of the universe will follow our laws of physics? Even in our own planet there are instances where sub atomic particles rebel and do not follow these laws. How can we be so sure that planet x, 10^500 miles away will also be governed by the same laws of physics? There is currently no sufficient data available to prove (or disprove) that such is the case outside of our solar system, so how can we simply assume it to be true?

    11. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

      nope, i just can't see your point .. sure there may be chemical or biological differences but four legs work, three don't, fishy things will have gills, flying things, two wings and feathers and so on ..

      if there were alternatives, nature would be using them ..

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    12. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal hunch is that if we meet another spacefaring race, it will look recognizably like something we've seen before. Two legs and two hands seems quite plausible, but I doubt it's required. I'd be surprised if they had more than a passing resemblance to people, though.


      My sources indicate that the first alien race we meet will look exactly like us, but with really pointy ears.
    13. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Of course evolution on alien worlds will take a similar course to our own evolution. We can expect too that cultural development will follow broadly similar patterns; alien societies must surely discover fire, writing, the wheel, religion, and language following similar rules to our own. This explains why all aliens speak English. There must surely be an alien Slashdot where at this very moment alien nerds are having this very same discussion. And no doubt these alien people will have created science fiction series based on the assumption of parallel development just as we have, so their Star Trek will look just like our Star Trek, with possible minor changes, like Kirk having green skin and the Orion slave girl being human-coloured.

      Indeed, with such similarity between aliens and ourselves, it may be pointless to ask whether alien species are already present here on Earth. We would not be able to tell the difference.

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    14. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by neurojab · · Score: 1

      I think that actually real aliens are more likely to be quite similar to terrestrial life

      Hm... I'm not too sure about that. We are a product of random mutations and of our environment (through natural selection). Why do most animals have five skeletal phalanges? Is it because five is the ideal number for every conceivable environment, or is it because this arrangement comes from a common ancestor, who achieved that configuration through randomness and natural selection?

      There are many features of life on earth that are neither positive or negative, they just are because that's how it evolved. If you take this concept back to the formation of life itself, and make some variations there, there could be massively different lifeforms; even in the same environment. If you imagine life forming on an alien world with different conditions in natural selection, the effect would be multiplied.

    15. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      Your argument doesn't work. While physics is physics no matter where you are, that only sets constraints on what forms of life are possible, not which once will happen to evolve. Evolution and natural selection is driven by probability and statistics. If a trait arises that is beneficial, it will be more likely to be passed on and become commonplace. But which traits chance to arise is a matter of random mutation, and every time a trait evolves and survives, it changes the selection pressures. For example, the evolution of an oxygen based metabolism, a huge winner here on earth, would have been a non-adaptive mutation if it had happened to occur before the evolution of photosynthesis.

      By your logic, why would be even HAVE people, horses, fish, and so on? If the most effective beneficial form was the same everywhere in the universe and through all time, it would stand to reason that it would be the same everywhere on earth throughout its history, and all life on EARTH would have evolved into just one form.

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    16. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by yoprst · · Score: 1

      What exactly does it mean to be similar to terrestrial life? The least common denominator seems to be somewhere close to molecular level. Don't be fooled by similarities of mammals - we're essentially one kind of species, a bit finetuned. If you look outside Mammal class, you'll find a lot of weirdness.

    17. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by flosofl · · Score: 1

      if there were alternatives, nature would be using them ..
      I think you may be operating under the assumption evolutionary traits and expressions are optimal solutions for a given environment. In reality, evolution favors the first solution that does a good enough job to make it useful.

      Take the eye for example. There are several types of eyes in nature that do the job "well enough". However, the human eye would most definitely *not* be considered an optimal solution. There's a huge freaking blind spot where the optic nerve enters the orb before branching out. Given, other parts of the body (eye jerking to help fill in the spot, stereoscopic vision) did evolve to help compensate for this deficiency, but why not branch out the optic nerve onto the external surface at the back of the eye and then attach to the retina through the ocular wall? Yes, I know there are reasons it grew the way it did, and all those reasons are basically the culmination of a confluence of environmental pressures. But if you go back far enough in the chain, one little change, a tiny beneficial and *random* mutation would change the entire outcome. Case in point: the eye of an octopus.

      This culmination of these tiny changes and the possibility of random, beneficial mutations occurring over the course of *billions* of years convince me that non-terrestrial life will most likely appear, well, alien.
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    18. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by BooRolla · · Score: 1
      No no no. No they don't. They can have whatever traits suite their environment. Note that these traits are originally based on random mutations. The environment will pick the best ones, but with an undefined environment that could mean anything. Also each one of your examples (flying things needing feathers?) are easily refuted by today's biology.

      if there were alternatives, nature would be using them ..
      Why assume that the snap shot of nature today outlines all possibilities?
    19. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by r0b!n · · Score: 0

      I agree. The "Star Trek" documentary shows aliens as looking like us with minor variations to the forehead.

    20. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Sure, but who's to say that only the two-legged, air-breathing critters can be the ones to start growing bigger brains?

    21. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

      evolution maybe? if others could, why haven't they?

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    22. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by turing_m · · Score: 1

      "Sure, Hollywood loves to portray aliens as weird, mostly very ugly and very different"

      That depends on the budget, and how cheap CGI was at the time. Mostly they'll just use masks, prosthetics, and makeup.

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    23. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to all you over-rated moderators 'FU'

    24. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by mangst · · Score: 1

      I think that given even a minor change to the luck of the draw, Earth's species would have turned out looking much differently than they do today. And just imagine how different Earth would be if that asteroid had never wiped out the dinosaurs.
    25. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution, ie. chance, has and will try many things, but in the end will 'evolve' the most optimal solutions, which will closely resemble other similar environment's life forms. Aliens are all just in your imagination.

    26. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oddly enough, in this case TV may be the more accurate

      just maybe survival is too expensive for special effects

    27. Re:Real aliens aren't from hollywood! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'll take that bet, in fact, i'd bet we all eventually agree that it's not just randomness that defines us

      imho, people don't 'grok' evolution if they think it wanders around,

      in fact, we look the way we do because it is the most effective, so this 'look' isn't likely to be found only here, but everywhere and anywhere similar conditions exist, which, if i'm not mistaken will be most places that have life

      maybe you've noticed how life has settle on things like two or four legs, one head, lungs, gills, and similar divisions of major organs, sheesh, even taxonomically separate branches have evolved similar features, time and time again

      go figure eh

  18. Correction by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTS: "Other so-called extremophiles can survive in salt-saturated lakes, highly acidic mine tailings contaminated with metals, and the waste pools of nuclear reactors.

    Other so called extremophiles can survive in their parents' basements, the only light source emanating from an LCD screen, gorging themselves with Cheez-Its and Mountain Dew.

    There...fixed that for you. No need to thank me.

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    1. Re:Correction by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

      I must say that this is a good example of evolution. Just think, 20 years ago, this basement dweller was often identified by three traits: Cheez-Its, Mountain Dew, and mono-chromatic CRTs. Then along came the color CRT, but no change in the diet. Today the descendants (if you could call them that...there are very few examples of reproduction in this species) still engorge on Cheez-Its and Mountain Dew, but have evolved to use LCDs. Amazing...what will be next....

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    2. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...gorging themselves with Cheez-Its and Mountain Dew.

      Can I have some Mountain Dew? Where's the Mountain Dew? If there's any girls there, I want to do them!

  19. First Post Nano Bacteria by PDX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your kidney stones exist because they are feeding in you.

  20. Possibility of life..... by pottymouth · · Score: 3, Interesting


    "In recent years scientists have begun to view the existence of life outside of our solar system as ever-more likely"

    Oh yeah, I'm sure we all agree with that statement!

    After 50 years of listening and looking we have, let's see, ONE suspicious signal that never repeated. Well if you consider that good reason for belief I'm not so sure why so many of you have trouble believing in God.... Having worked with several groups that are committed (and some should be) to the search of ET I'm less convinced than ever. Twenty years ago I was certain, now, not so much....

    1. Re:Possibility of life..... by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The universe is really big, mmkay? And 50 years is a really, really, short time. For the most part we can still just hear things that are being shouted directly at us, in order to get it above the noise. Likely no one else out there knows we are here to shout at us.

      At the same time, the universe is really, really big. The odds are very good that the right combination of environment and events occurred many, many times. The odds just happen to be very bad that it happened a second time anywhere near our arm of our galaxy.

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    2. Re:Possibility of life..... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those are two different (though tangentially related) topics. Life outside of our solar system could mean anything from simple microbes, to primitive animals, to advanced intellects superior to humans. The SETI project was only looking for advanced intellects using a narrow detection scheme. One would think that a sufficiently advanced culture would advance past the use of radio waves. Especially if intra-stellar or inter-stellar communication was needed.

      I think the probability of detecting intelligent life is rather low using SETI (though worth a shot). However, the possibility that life in some form exists out there is, I think, very high.

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    3. Re:Possibility of life..... by grub · · Score: 1


      ONE suspicious signal that never repeated. Well if you consider that good reason for belief I'm not so sure why so many of you have trouble believing in God

      Perhaps because that one suspicious signal is still one more than any supposed God has ever given us?

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    4. Re:Possibility of life..... by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you have to consider the existence of alien life as opposed to intelligent alien life as two entirely different questions. If you add up all the kinds of life on Earth and compare that number with anything remotely capable of thought, the ratio is pretty outrageous. For the sake of scientific accuracy, let's call it a gazillion to one.

      Life might be common. Sentient life, not so much. Sentient life that communicates in a way we recognize and can detect across interstellar distances during the eye-blink of time we've actually been looking...let's not get too discouraged yet.

      If you've worked with "several groups" investigating the question, I'm surprised you wouldn't automatically make such a distinction.

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    5. Re:Possibility of life..... by Wylfing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Life is a set that is likely to be considerably larger than the set of advanced civilizations.

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    6. Re:Possibility of life..... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Having worked with several groups that are committed (and some should be) to the search of ET I'm less convinced than ever. Twenty years ago I was certain, now, not so much....

      Consider humanity, we've only been broadcasting significant amounts of radio for maybe 60 years, meaning our earliest signals are a mere 60 ly out. If aliens were listening for us, we'd still be invisible to 99.9% of the galaxy, even if they looked right at our sun with their best radio telescopes.

      And look how fast civilization here has advanced. 250 years ago electricity was still a novelty. 2500 years ago we were discovering the number 0. Even if we'd been broadcasting radio for that entire time we'd still be invisible to most of the galaxy.

      And how long are we going to continue broadcasting radio? 100 years? 200 years? 1000 years? Assuming we don't wipe ourselves out or get wiped out, where will technology be in 250 years? in 2500? Maybe we'll have some sort of quantum based communicator, or maybe the bulk of communication will be via lasers and fiber optics. Or maybe we'll use radio but the signal will be be so reused, encoded, and encrypted that our radio output, as seen from 600 light years away would just be continuous white noise.

    7. Re:Possibility of life..... by pretygrrl · · Score: 1

      There is a v. useful framework for having an intelligent conversation in re likelihood of finding ET, the Drake equation:
      http://www.activemind.com/Mysterious/Topics/SETI/drake_equation.html
      N = N* fp ne fl fi fc fL
      Basic probability estimate, useful because it considers each factor separately, based on the best estimate available. You can play w. it and apply your own set of assumptions (i.e. probability of intelligent life evolving, etc).
      One fascinating implication (illumination?) of this approach is you see what a HUGE impact time scales have. 50yrs is nothing, not even a blink of an eye, when you are talking about finding some evidence of intelligent communicating life. Frankly, i think the 1 aspect of SETI that is insane is that anyone should expect anything but 0 in next several centuries. E
      My most pessimistic estimate calc'ed is about 1,000 intelligent communicating ALIVE races. Milky Way is 100K light years across. So maybe 1 intelligent communicating race per 100 light years on average?
      awesome.

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    8. Re:Possibility of life..... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      After 50 years of listening and looking we have, let's see, ONE suspicious signal that never repeated.

      Compared to 2,000 years of listening and looking for one suspicious signal that never repeated, I'd say the alien-hunters are doing all right.

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    9. Re:Possibility of life..... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Having worked with several groups that are committed (and some should be) to the search of ET I'm less convinced than ever. Twenty years ago I was certain, now, not so much...

      That's an emmotional response. If you don't understand that it may take many many many times longer than your lifetime to establish the existence of alien intelligence and that's IF alien life is out there and close enough to us to be detected, then you were fooling yourself all along.

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    10. Re:Possibility of life..... by Gotung · · Score: 1

      One could say that all belief in Christianity is based upon one suspicious signal from 2000 years ago that never repeated.

    11. Re:Possibility of life..... by psychicninja · · Score: 1

      After 50 years of listening and looking we have, let's see, ONE suspicious signal that never repeated. Well if you consider that good reason for belief I'm not so sure why so many of you have trouble believing in God.

      TFA didn't specify INTELLIGENT life. You don't have to be broadcasting via satellite to be a living thing.
    12. Re:Possibility of life..... by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty neat formula. I prefer to set the fc to 100% and consider it a formula for just intelligent life existing out there. The numbers I used indicate that there are 437 planets in the Milky Way populated with intelligent life at any given time.

    13. Re:Possibility of life..... by Nicros · · Score: 1

      What? If there were signals, maybe you missed the first by 100000 years, and the next ones won't get here for another 500000 years. Where is the sense of scale? To believe an an ultimate creator because you don't make contact within a 50 year window is a bit naive imo.

    14. Re:Possibility of life..... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The diameter of this galaxy is 100,000 light years. Even if we were in the exact centre (we aren't we're fairly close to the rim) we would have been able to receive signals from 1/10,000th of the volume of the galaxy. Do you really think that the fact that we haven't heard anything from 0.01% of the galaxy is conclusive proof that we are the only life to evolve in this galaxy, considering the fact that, if we had equivalent equipment to the SETI project set up on a nearby star, we would not be able to detect ourselves?

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    15. Re:Possibility of life..... by pottymouth · · Score: 1


      Actually the "signal" lasted for 35 years. Try again....

    16. Re:Possibility of life..... by pottymouth · · Score: 1


      You have but to listen and look..... The "signal" is all around you.

  21. About as provable as Intelligent Design? by sseaman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's a compelling idea, but what metric would be used to determine if a form of life arose independently? Wouldn't this suffer from the same problem as proving "Intelligent Design" - there is no metric for determining whether something is too complex to have arisen naturally, or too different to by related to known lifeforms. From TFA itself, life as we know it has been found everywhere on the globe, in radically different conditions than ours, which to me suggests that the related lifeforms on earth not only come in a huge variety of forms, but also will probably dominate any system they are in, including the hardest-to-reach ones that we can think of.

    It raises an interesting question, however: if life can start, then it can have started more than once. In terms of probability, does this also mean that is has probably started more than once? And if life can start and stop, then does this also mean that life has probably started and stopped?

    1. Re:About as provable as Intelligent Design? by curmudgeous · · Score: 1

      ...but what metric would be used to determine if a form of life arose independently?...

      I'm not a biologist so feel free to correct me where I'm wrong. It's my understanding that according to evolutionary theory, if you follow family lines far enough back you'll eventually reach a single progenitor cell or organism. All life that came from that organism should have some things in common such as simple amino acids. If you can find an organism that doesn't have any of the common proteins or amino acids, it's a fair bet that its family tree arose separately from ours. The trick is in identifying the correct markers to look for.

    2. Re:About as provable as Intelligent Design? by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1
      Different nuecleic acids? There's another pair beyong G, A, T, and C that scientist investigated years ago... but no known lifeform uses them. Or some other entirely different way of manufacturing proteins. Or not even using protiens at all. Or not using carbon as the back-bone of everything; silicon is almost the same... almost.

      It's not looking for "more complex"; you misunderstand evolution if that's what you think they're looking for. They're looking for something that didn't evolve from or evolve into anything we know of. An entirely different chemistry of life.

      Yeah, it's apparently been out-competed by our line, but maybe it's hiding somewhere.

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    3. Re:About as provable as Intelligent Design? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      As a sideways followup expansion that just came to mind reading this...

      If someone clones a human, and that clone reproduces, will common ancestry no longer be considered the position of "orthodox Darwinism"?

      Common ancestry thus demonstrated false, by direct exposition!

      My head is spinning slightly, but this time it might just be the coffee.

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    4. Re:About as provable as Intelligent Design? by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you should bring up Intelligent Design in this context. One of the things that's always bothered me about discussions of 'alien life' (as it relates to other planets), is that it seems more and more to fall within the Intelligent Design philosophical camp, if not within its social camp. We seem to have become obsessed with looking for earth-like planets of earth-like sizes and ages, and above all with the presence of water.

      This is rather predicated on the assumption that Nature, instead of exploring all paths and propagating anything and everything that, well, propagates (the obvious fact that is the core of evolutionary mathematics), is a hide-bound little old guy in the clouds who can't think how to make anything other than people (and maybe the odd platypus).

      I won't accuse the specialists in the field of straying this far, but it is distressingly common to hear apparently educated people with solid science backgrounds talk about, e.g., 'alien DNA'. Look, find an envelope and a pencil, and make an estimate of the prior probability of developing DNA. It's a nonsense idea! What is the prior probability of our particular set of amino acids?

      So, to answer your question, no. The problem faced by Intelligent Design is that it's utter batshit irrationality. If you want to believe in a creator, you are rationally welcome to do so; but believe in one who is omnipotent and competent, who created a finished, complete universe, with laws of physics that work without constant maintenance and naturally give rise to the mathematics and physical science that we so readily and consistently observe around us. If you don't want to believe in a creator, then there is no need to, because the data that the ID crowd say make them fret are already well explained.

      The problems really faced by the search for alien life on earth include

      • imagining what to look for
      • searching for it
      • identifying it
      • disentangling the effects of co-evolution with 'our' life (you'll note that one of the most sensible places to look for such alien organisms is inside 'normal' ones, or even in more exotic relationships with them - please excuse me if I don't wander off into a discussion of memes)
      • working out what is attributable to loss of function rather than 'forward progress' (you understand the need for quotes)

      ...and the fact that this question is being asked strongly suggests that the askers have specifically overcome their irrational reliance on the counterfactual assumption that the universe is homogeneous to the point of offending basic statistics. But those statistics are such that we're likely to know it when we find it - providing the right questions are asked.

      I don't know what the current status is on this theory, but it's well worth remembering that it has been suggested more than once that cellular organisation and RNA catalysis may be symbiotic at root, and lack an early common origin. And this suggests that we may already have the data, somewhere, but be missing no more than the question. If it turns out that in retrospect we are kicking ourselves and saying, how could we have missed that, of course <common phenomenon x> is better explained if its origin is truly independent, I shall be very far from surprised.

      So those are truly hard problems, but they are quite different from the challenges facing Intelligent Design, viz.: dismantling science education, persuading people to disregard the results of common logic, subverting the theology of major religions to political ends, and generally trying to deconstruct Western Civilisation (which - and I'm sorry to be suddenly embedding part of a totally different rant - here includes centuries of brilliant Islamic research, for what that's worth).

    5. Re:About as provable as Intelligent Design? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      "silicon is almost the same... almost."

      Absolutely, but the "almost" is so huge that, while silicon is overabundant on the surface of earth and carbon isn't, life as we know it is 100% based on carbon in water substrate simply because, from a biochemistery point of view, it is far more efficient this way.

    6. Re:About as provable as Intelligent Design? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Where is the problem? The genes are still passed with possibly minor variations, so the clone is still genetically a human being related to its original and therefore to his ancestors.
      You may also note that "normal" sexual reproduction is far from being the only natural reproduction mechanism, in particular for monocellular species.

  22. Possible, but unlikely by sam_handelman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As the article mentions, bacteria - conventional, non-alien bacteria, which share a common ancestor with other conventional life like you, me and a tree - are found everywhere on earth.

      Living things are, in general, very competitive, and very effective competitors. Otherwise, they wouldn't still be here. So the odds that a new abiogenesis event, if one occurred, would produce a lifeform that would actually be viable in the face of a billion years of evolution by the competition are, I think, remote.

      Also, while living things may thrive under extreme conditions (for example, in a bath of deadly oxygen gas) this does not mean that abiogenesis can occur under such conditions.

      Finally, while it is true that many lab techniques are specific to detecting conventional terrestrial life, others are not. So, unless this non-conventional life is *restricted* to some remote environment - which conventional life certainly is not, so this again seems unlikely - we would be expected to have seen it.

      There are some exotic coincidences which might allow for this to be true - maybe this exotic life looks just like a bacterium under the microscope, but for whatever reason cannot be cultured at all. Maybe it can't live on sugar - maybe it requires some other exotic organic nutrient which is found out in the wild but no-one has thought to add to culture medium. All possible, but also all unlikely.

      Nonetheless, problems of detection of this kind remain a serious and useful direction for inquiry, in preparation for serious efforts to locate alien life on other worlds, where we will need a wide array of avenues for detection to allow for a completely-unknown level of chemical diversity.

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    1. Re:Possible, but unlikely by oni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      this does not mean that abiogenesis can occur under such conditions.

      exactly. It seems that life is very difficult to get started, even though once it does start it's very tenacious and can survive anywhere. In The Blind Watchmaker Dawkins suggests that running water and clay crystals may be some of the things that are required. In other words, you have organic chemicals laying about (actually, falling from the sky due to comet bombardment) and then being eroded by water. As they travel downstream they are constrained and shaped by crystals. 99.9% of the time, you get nothing. But perhaps once every million years, this results in a molecule that can copy itself being deposited into the shallow sea at the mouth of the stream.

      But here's the catch: once that happens, the newly created life starts working its way back upstream, devouring all the raw materials and thus ensuring the process cannot be repeated.

      So you make one good point: genesis can only occur under specific circumstances that no longer exist. And I would just add to that this additional point: once it does occur, life eats all the stuff that could be used to make more life.

    2. Re:Possible, but unlikely by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Maybe it can't live on sugar - maybe it requires some other exotic organic nutrient which is found out in the wild but no-one has thought to add to culture medium.

      Brains.

  23. Alien? Tough call by Huntr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    FTFA:
    Although 'alien' microbes might look like ordinary bacteria, their biochemistry could involve exotic amino acids or different elemental building blocks so researchers are devising tests to identify exotic microbes.

    And:

    On the other hand, an organism that employed the same suite of nucleotides and amino acids as known life-forms but merely used a different genetic code for specifying amino acids would not provide strong evidence for an independent origin, because the differences could probably be explained by evolutionary drift.

    I think that people (Hello, ID'ers!) sometimes underestimate or misunderstand the power of allelic drift. Our world has incredibly diverse and interesting life forms. What may seem bizarre and "alien" on the surface is often simply the effect of random chance.

  24. We are Stardust... by digitaldc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since most organic matter originated from Stardust falling to Earth, I would say we are ALL aliens in some way, shape or form.

    The best evidence for this is Star Jones.

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    1. Re:We are Stardust... by curmudgeous · · Score: 1

      The best evidence for this is Star Jones. ...and Ziggy Stardust.

    2. Re:We are Stardust... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did we send bacterial samples with pioneer or voyager? I think that if someone were to find those many many years from now with small capsules of bacterial DNA or live specimens it would be incredible to any alien group out there. So did we do that or did we disinfect to keep the chances of contamination small?

  25. life arose on Mars and infected Earth by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Life probably arose on Mars first, because its smaller and geological stablized sooner. Many meteors from Mars have been found on Earth. Bacteria can live for a long time deep insted rocks. Rock is a great insulator and its interor would not get too hot during Earth atmospheric entry.

    1. Re:life arose on Mars and infected Earth by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm a little dense, but how did these "Meteors from Mars" escape Martian gravity and come to Earth? Marvin, with a trebuchet? Volcanic expulsion at exit velocity?
      Not trolling, genuinely curious.

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    2. Re:life arose on Mars and infected Earth by Happy+Lemming · · Score: 1

      Take a good-size rock and throw it at a planet, say, at a few kilometers per second. Some of the target planet may be blasted into space, ending up in another gravity well. Hence, Martian debris shows up on Earth. I have no idea how much this has happened. Paging experts...

    3. Re:life arose on Mars and infected Earth by peter303 · · Score: 1

      Meteors hitting Mars knock off Mars rocks. About three dozen have been found in Antartica. Imagine the thousands if not millions that have not been found over the eons.

  26. bumper sticker proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop illegal alien strains from taking the jobs of earthly bacteria! Vote Kodos!

  27. while life itself can be reinvented by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    it's also amazing how different forms of life can be reinvented

    whales reinvented what fish do. bats reinvented what birds do

    you can go down into deeper and deeper levels of reinvention of life processes too. for example, horseshoe crabs don't have iron-based red blood, they have copper-based blue blood. go deeper than that: there are bacteria that have completely reinvented photosynthesis from scratch according to an alternative methodology

    of course the basest differences this article talks about is exotic, alternative forms of energy in superhot environments, superacid environments, weird chemical/ metal concentrations, etc. by necessity then, these animals have very exotic and bizarre biochemistry, but tehy are still in our family tree, because of the way they store their genes

    so the deepest alternatives to life as we know it is to find some bugger somewhere who stores its genes in ways other than dna/ rna

    find that bugger on earth, win the nobel prize

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    1. Re:while life itself can be reinvented by cartman · · Score: 1

      Indeed, there are many examples of microorganisms which have reinvented some fundamental process of life. One interesting example is radiotrophic fungus. Radiotrophic fungus gets its energy directly from gamma radiation, instead of photosynthesis. It doesn't require sunlight, and it doesn't need to eat any other organic material.

      It's just like the Dr Who episode entitled "Eldrat Lives," in which there's a creature that needs to visit nuclear reactors on Earth to get energy to survive.

      Scientists were probably surprised when they examined the Chernobyl reactor and found a form of fungus living there which survives by gaining energy directly from gamma radiation.

    2. Re:while life itself can be reinvented by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

      Floors me too. So who's to say that there isn't life on Saturn or Jupiter? Isn't there a scifi writing out there somewhere where the author outlines a life form on Jupiter of life forms that were based on gas? - like big thinking, feeling farts just floating around?

    3. Re:while life itself can be reinvented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like how Steve Jobs reinvented what reality is!

    4. Re:while life itself can be reinvented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some birds "reinvented" what bats did, i.e. sonar.

      And birds reinvented what flying arthropods did. :)

    5. Re:while life itself can be reinvented by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      meanwhile, cockroaches have been found inside reactor cores eating the insulation.

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    6. Re:while life itself can be reinvented by bendodge · · Score: 1

      Take a box, fill it with metal peices, rubber chunks, etc and shake it for a LONG time. Wow! It made a blender! Then try again and make another blender with different features. Now dig around to make sure you didn't miss any other blenders.

      If it seems confusing, get someone to make a super-complicated simulation particle physics simulation which shows just how the difference pieces interacted to grind gear shapes, cut and melt the rubber into tubes and stuff metal into them, etc. Then make some nice charts to show all the layers and the times at which different parts formed.

      Hogwash. I think the bottom line is flawed and that we need to start over with something logical.

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  28. two words by lowcountry · · Score: 0, Troll

    Barack Obama

  29. The odds aren't as poor as you think by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Bacterial infection of lunar landing sites is a serious concern. Here, read this.

    Here's an excerpt:

    I always thought the most significant thing that we ever found on the whole goddamn Moon was that little bacteria who came back and lived and nobody ever said shit about it. -- Pete Conrad

    On April 20, 1967, the unmanned lunar lander Surveyor 3 landed near Oceanus Procellarum on the surface of the moon. One of the things aboard was a television camera. Two-and-a-half years later, on November 20, 1969, Apollo 12 astronauts Pete Conrad and Alan L. Bean recovered the camera. When NASA scientists examined it back on Earth they were surprised to find specimens of Streptococcus mitis that were still alive. Because of the precautions the astronauts had taken, NASA could be sure that the germs were inside the camera when it was retrieved, so they must have been there before the Surveyor 3 was launched. These bacteria had survived for 31 months in the vacuum of the moon's atmosphere. Perhaps NASA shouldn't have been surprised, because there are other bacteria that thrive under near-vacuum pressure on the earth today. Anyway, we now know that the vacuum of space is not a fatal problem for bacteria.
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    rediculous.
    1. Re:The odds aren't as poor as you think by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Informative
      And I counter your offer with This

      Excerpt:

      It is widely claimed that a common bacterium from the human mouth, Streptococcus mitis, survived for two and a half years on the Moon inside the Surveyor 3 camera, to be detected when the camera was returned to Earth on board the Apollo 12 capsule. However, this claim cannot be sustained in the light of several lines of evidence:
      * Streptococcus mitis lives in the mouth; there is no evidence that it can survive for long even in terrestrial environments outside the human body.
      * Streptococcus mitis, like other oral streptococci, is a mesophile; it cannot survive outside of a narrow temperature range centered on human body temperature. It is not an extremophile nor does it produce endospores. It could not survive on the moon.
      * Even extremophiles are unlikely to survive the extremes of temperature on the surface of the Moon (mean surface temperature day 107C; mean surface temperature night -153). Surveyor 3 would have gone through over thirty day-night cycles on the Moon, each one provoking freeze-thawing of bacteria. Applying multiple cycles of freeze-thawing is a commonly used technique for breaking open bacterial cells.
      * There is evidence to suggest ................(read the wikipedia article for the rest)

    2. Re:The odds aren't as poor as you think by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps they shouldn't have been surprised..."

        This probably explains why Pete Conrad's opinion about the "most significant thing" is a bit overrated.

    3. Re:The odds aren't as poor as you think by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Heck, if it's written in a web page called "panspermia," it must be true!

    4. Re:The odds aren't as poor as you think by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Streptococcus mitis lives in the mouth; there is no evidence that it can survive for long even in terrestrial environments outside the human body.

      So basically, the lack of pre-existing evidence for a phenomenom is grounds for rejecting evidence for said phenomenom ?

      Streptococcus mitis lives in the mouth; there is no evidence that it can survive for long even in terrestrial environments outside the human body.

      See above. Now, if there is evidence that it can't survive long outside human body, that's another matter entirely.

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  30. Re:aliens amoung us by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    That's not a very good disguise.

    Exactly! That's why it's the PERFECT diguise! :D

  31. God vs Seti by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Lets see you claim 50 years of listening to aliens with just one BLEEP. Okay. Now for the other side. A minimum of 5000/6000 years with NADA, ZILCH, NOTHING.

    That is not even comparing the size of the searches. So explain to me, if you believe god exists, where is the evidence. If you are willing to forgo evidence in the case of god, why do you demand evidence in the case of aliens?

    Offcourse neither proves a single thing. Just because we don't see a god, doesn't mean there isn't one. And just because we don't see any aliens doesn't mean there aren't any.

    But if you believe in science, then the thought that life might exist elsewhere ain't so hard. If you believe in science and think there is a beard in the sky... Aliens can be explained, god can't.

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    1. Re:God vs Seti by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Of course you can only claim that God has not tried to contact us by ignoring all of the millions of people who say or said that He has.
      I could far more easily ignore the one supposed signal from the stars than ignore millions of people claiming an experience with God.

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    2. Re:God vs Seti by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Lets see you claim 50 years of listening to aliens with just one BLEEP. Okay. Now for the other side. A minimum of 5000/6000 years with NADA, ZILCH, NOTHING.

      That is not even comparing the size of the searches. So explain to me, if you believe god exists, where is the evidence.

      Lots of people claim to have received communication from one or more gods. That's evidence.

    3. Re:God vs Seti by Damvan · · Score: 1

      Of course, you can only claim that Aliens have not tried to contact us by ignoring all of the millions who say they have.

      Millions of people claim to have seen UFO's, or claim to have been abducted by aliens.

      I could just as easily ignore the millions claiming an experience with God as I could the millions claiming an experience with aliens.

    4. Re:God vs Seti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SmallFurryCreature has never noticed the Elephant in the room.

      Hey buddy, look up.

    5. Re:God vs Seti by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Of course you can only claim that Aliens have not tried to contact us by ignoring all of the millions of people who say or said that they have.

      Fixed it for ya.

  32. Aliens? by moogied · · Score: 0
    Aliens? Thats just stupid.

    First of all, we would not just come out and announce our presence.

    Second of all, we would be sure as hell smart enough to hide proof.

    Three, we would never ever just announce it on slashdot by not-so-clever usage of the word "we" or "us".

    Peace out ya'all.

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  33. Calcifying nano-particles anyone? by mi · · Score: 1

    Which some call nanobacteria...

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  34. Re:For once this is correct to say! by LM741N · · Score: 1

    Hey, that mod is not fair. The response is obligatory. OK, mod me down but here goes:
    "All of our alien bases are belong to us."

  35. Re:aliens amoung us by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

    You mean Dennis Radaman?

  36. Botany Bay?..Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It vas Khan, he put cleatures...in our ears!"

  37. Re:Very important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs a hug. Or perhaps a tightly wound garrote.

  38. Of course they're among us. by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I live less than 100 miles from the southern border of the US, and there are aliens all around.
    But damn, their restaurants make some of the best damn enchiladas in the world.

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  39. Oh oh... by nick357 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So aliens may already be living in the tinfoil that I make my hats with!?!?!?!?

  40. Insects by derinax · · Score: 1

    This has been on my mind a lot lately, for some unfathomable reason. Insects are so wildly different from other creature archetypes on the planet, that a small, pixie-dust, unscientific part of me believes that they must be exactly this type of alien: the ongoing result of a process of evolution that arose independently from some origin separate from the organisms that gave rise to quad-limbed Earthlings.

    Perhaps they are the 'true' earthlings, and the quadruped lineage is the aberration. But it is my fervent belief that Insects were created by the Old Ones. I swear it. Ia.

  41. Alien Intestinal Bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always wondered if my gastrointestinal pain and bloating were some kind of microbial SETI experiment.

  42. oblig.Firefly quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. One of them is a doctor.

  43. There is no evidence for extra terristial life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any hard evidence?
    Anyone?

    1. Re:There is no evidence for extra terristial life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try my cock, it's really hard.

  44. 2007 - TV international coverage of ETs/UFOs by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1

    "Twenty years ago I was certain, now, not so much..."

    Well perhaps you might reconsider after watching The Disclosure Project: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyVe-6YdUk

    Where hundreds of high ranking military, government & NASA staff went on national television (2001) to state that there is a cover up going on.
    Unfortunately, (coincidence??) 9/11 happened only a few months after this TV broadcast and all attention was diverted away from it.

    Or Perhaps this Nov 12th, 2007 Larry King Live set of clips on UFOs where previous high ranking deniers at NASA and military are now coming forward saying that there really are UFOs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBVoIT3KRYI

    Or how about a separate major public disclosure occured just this week where 14 senior officials of various countries came forward to testify of their experiences on international TV and are pushing governments for full disclosure: (Official Website): http://www.freedomofinfo.org/national_press.htm
    Youtube Video clips:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCGO7Iser4g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vymLxCgGKM4&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPZAso2eSI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ttSXYwZsg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhqJZ47mf24&feature=related
    And lastly, there's always the video where prior astraunaults, Retired colonels, physicists are discussed & interviewed "the most accurate investigation of UFOs": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtVOhAl2ks

    The truth is out there, but I wish they'd hurry the hell up and open this up to public.
    Adeptus

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    1. Re:2007 - TV international coverage of ETs/UFOs by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Let me provide the only refution to the parent poster I can come up with: As you watch the video, a small number of the people just want UFOs and aliens to be true, and some are simply loony.

      However, the majority of the people that appear on the Disclosure Project are serious, well-balanced people holding impressively high and important positions in the government. The video is shocking, and I hope somebody else can help speak against the Disclosure Project. I desperately want it to be true that UFOs are alien vehicles visiting us in this century, but this video seems too good to be true... yet I am helpless to find any of its flaws.

    2. Re:2007 - TV international coverage of ETs/UFOs by Kagura · · Score: 1

      For the Disclosure Project, skip the intro guy's speech, it's boring and not horribly relevant. It ends shortly after 2:30. The second introducer, who speaks until 14:30, is one of the "loopy ones", unfortunately. He has either an obvious agenda, or believes in things that he only wants very strongly. The second guy, and most of the other couple of dozen of witnesses, are solid gold and it is very shocking that people of such stature and mental well-being are disclosing what they have been in contact with. Most are real people, not the crazies you usually equate with alien and UFO stories.

  45. Re:aliens amoung us by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

    Great MIB Ref :D

    I also happen to be highly amused by that particular pair of sigs...

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  46. this has already been shown! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Life has evolved more than once on Earth! Mitochondrian and cells were separate creatures until they formed this symbiotic relationship and out-competed both of their non-hybrid ancestors.

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    1. Re:this has already been shown! by arevos · · Score: 1

      How do you know Mitochondria don't have a common ancestor with cells?

    2. Re:this has already been shown! by porpnorber · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah, mitochondria are like tapeworms (but more useful); they pass all the tests for being 'regular' life—they even have DNA. It's the fact that they do have their own DNA that's interesting, in fact; that's the strongest evidence for their having once been independent organisms. But we share a fairly recent common ancestor—they're just bacteria.

    3. Re:this has already been shown! by rizole · · Score: 2, Informative

      A quick scan on wikipedia and it looks like mitochondria are just symbiotic cells inside another cell and are basically made of the same stuff as you me and every other living thing including their own DNA. I'm simplifying horrendously here but I don't think you can assume life has evolved more than once because of mitochondria.

    4. Re:this has already been shown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed! Sure it was a long, long time ago but without those midichlorians the Force would never have been kept in balance throughout the cosmos.

  47. flip side by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the INS is politically pressuring biologists to reclassify mexicans as silicon based life forms

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    1. Re:flip side by keithius · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about just "ugly bags of mostly water?"

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  48. Drats! by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Our evil plan is becoming known to the outsiders as we speak! Quickly brothers, we must put everything in motion. We have no more time to prepare. The stars are right. Our destiny awaits.

    I'a I'a Cthulhu Fhtagn!

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  49. In short? by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

    no (tagging beta)

  50. It's life, Jim, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but not as we know it.

  51. Who Tagged this Cthulu? by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1
    Who tagged this "Cthuhlu"?

    The Illuminatus' Kraken is more appropriate. (And still not very appropriate.)

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  52. Kipling Lives! by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    But his orginal Just-So Stories were amusing, and fun to read to the children.

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  53. Men in Black by BobLong · · Score: 1

    We shouldnt be searching deserts and volcanos for this alien life, we should be searching Hollywood. According to MIB Al Roker, Isaac Mizrahi, Danny DeVito, Barry Sonnenfeld, Chloe Sonnenfeld, Sylvester Stallone, Dionne Warwick, Newt Gingrich, Anthony Robbins, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg are all aliens. Please investigate DeVito first as anyone who has viewed such classics as "Throw Mama from the Train", "Junior" and "Renaissance Man", he cannot be human.

  54. holy cow by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i did not know about that fungus. that truly floors me

    but to me that has to be a dead end for life, perhaps even non-DNA/RNA based life. i would think you cannot successfully pass on the traits to survive and thrive and evolve under gamma radiation when the molecular mechanism of inheritance itself is being decimated by said same gamma radiation. so it is truly an exotic dead end little niche, but amazing nonetheless

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    1. Re:holy cow by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      i would think you cannot successfully pass on the traits to survive and thrive and evolve under gamma radiation when the molecular mechanism of inheritance itself is being decimated by said same gamma radiation. so it is truly an exotic dead end little niche, but amazing nonetheless
      There are ways to compensate for this, such as really good DNA & RNA repair mechanisms. There may also be a "sweet spot" where there is enough radiation present to survive off of, but not enough to obliterate the DNA due to repair mechanisms.
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  55. i shall posit...... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

    i shall posit that persons responsible for pebkac type errors are the cromagnons that are the original inhabitants and that those who instruct them are the alien life forms.

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  56. Hypothesis - Something to kick around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Given the substantial difference between human male and human female, I propose the following hypothesis:
    One gender arrived on earth a substantial time ago. Their race was having difficulties, they were looking for help. They couldn't leave. They partially adapted to earth. One of the arriving species' genders died out; native humanity was adapted (partially) to take its place. The "native" duplicate gender died out also. Perhaps that departure was helped along. One consequences of the partial adaptations is that both genders breed true to their "original" form. Thus, the two humans, native and arrival, are both so different and somewhat similar.
    - Can I prove this, not a chance.
    - Is the possibility interesting for speculation, definitely. In the interest of speculation, which gender is native and which the noob?
    - Let the flaming begin.

  57. Back to Mexico with you then. by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

    We ARE the Aliens!

    Well, back to Mexico with you.

    What? Oh. There's a difference?

    What were we talking about then?

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  58. The whole Earth is alien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I know, compared to the universe, as we know it, the whole Earth is totally alien.

  59. Yes aliens are among us, by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    well at least one, and she(it?) released the following material
    1993 Debut
    1995 Post
    1996 Telegram
    1997 Homogenic
    2000 Selmasongs
    2001 Vespertine
    2004 Medúlla
    2005 Drawing Restraint 9
    2007 Volta

    1. Re:Yes aliens are among us, by TimeSpeak · · Score: 1

      We are the earth intruders
      We are the sharp shooters
      Flock of parashooters
      Necessary voodoo

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  60. Re:aliens amoung us by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Tyra.

  61. text book example of the scientific method by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is almost a text book example of the scientific method isn't it? Some one has a theory "Life is very likely to arise on any Earth-like planet." You can test this and prove it right or wrong by observation. All you need are a large number of earth-like planets you lok at each one and see if there is life. OK darn we can't test this theory. So we have a usles untestable theory. Oe so we thought for for year it was untestable.

    What they are saying here, is that if life is likely then maybe here on Earth it started, was wiped out, started again, wiped out again and then we are the product of the 3rd or 100th try. Each of the others being wiped out by some natural disaster like a comet impact or whatever. So here finally is a way to test the theory that life is "likely" if we can show that it happen not once but many times on Earth then it was not a one in a trillion chance but a certainty.
    To prove this they only need to find one microbe that is not decedent from the same common ancestor is we are. The microbe does not even have to be living. A fossil would be as good if it could be shown not to share an common ancestor with us.

    The odd thing is that there could be 100's of these right in plain sight and we'd never know it and even if we did find it how can we be sure.

    1. Re:text book example of the scientific method by yoprst · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is almost a text book example of the scientific method isn't it?
      No, that's a kind of post you can expect from slashdot. On the other hand, we still don't have anyone welcoming our alien overlords, so we're not at our lowest point

    2. Re:text book example of the scientific method by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      This is actually a good point. I've often wondered about the reasoning behind the assumption in evolutionary biology that all life is descended from a single ancestral line. Surely, if life is likely, it could have occurred more than once.

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    3. Re:text book example of the scientific method by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

      If you believe the odds of life starting are astronomical, it makes sense that it's probably descended from a single ancestral line. If you believe it doesn't take much for life to form, it's hard to say. Perhaps something popped up last week, perhaps it pops up ever 3 million years of so and the last one has been out-competed into extinction already.

      The one thing you shouldn't expect is multiple, close by similar organisms. If life began with a single self-replicating molecule, it probably ate all convenient materials out of whatever pool it started in fairly quickly. Anything requiring the same resources as it would be starved out. (Assuming it takes say, months or years for such a molecule to arise and that once such a molecule comes into existance, it fills its pool in minutes or days, why would a blind chemical reaction move through one medium in spurts?)

      Considering we've had vast bodies of water for so long, and water-living life for so long, anything that spread through water was likely to find its way darn near everywhere that wasn't an "extreme" environment. Even so, what's more likely to produce life in the extreme environment? A from scratch new organism, or a variation on an existing creature? In one case you have to solve all the problems of life, in the other just kinks.

      Given the variability of what life we do know of, and our belief that it's hard for life to arise from nothing, it makes sense to think that once the 1st life took hold, it very quickly adapted to every possible situation. (That it could reach without extreme means, such as larger migratory organisms that can travel the environmental gaps they by themselves can't cross. A normal flea might be stuck in Asia, a flea on a larger animal might be able to cross to North America.)

      Odd alien conspiracy theory. If life slowly breaks down energy to less concentrated forms. (Entropy) Could we have been seeded by aliens who created our planet as a means to prevent it from self destructing, by letting the pressure out of all possible energy buildups?

  62. Of course there are aliens amoung us by nickrout · · Score: 1

    Don't you watch SG-1? Smallville?

  63. Makes a lot of sense... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    We ARE the Aliens!

    If by "we" you mean US Americans then that would explain a lot since I always wondered why I and my fellow human beings were classed as aliens when living in the US. Now I know!

  64. Of course there are aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who has used the NYC Subway knows there are aliens among us.

  65. Hello? Darwin people, darwin by garompeta · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't be irrational to find an organism that hasn't adapted to its environment? C'mon elemental Darwin101, it is called Evolution.
    No matter the origin it may had, probably it mutated to adapt to the present earthy conditions. If it is still hard to believe, go to the museums they already have aliens at display, but they are named with less funky names, they are called dinosaurs.

    It is alien is as long as its environment is. Once an alien lived long enough in the foreign environment they become citizens... oh wait

  66. Re:Very important. by sexconker · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Science has done nothing for society but make you into selfish music thieves and pornography downloaders

    Can't argue with that one.

  67. For those living in Cleveland... by harshmanrob · · Score: 1

    ...I still think Duji (Rover's morning glory) is an alien! UFO traffic is common over the lake near Cleveland and I think it all makes sense.

    1. Re:For those living in Cleveland... by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1

      Maybe aliens tipped in that field goal on Sunday as well...:)

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  68. You got it all backwards by why-is-it · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say we start holding people under water. If they survive they are obviously alien and then we can burn them at the stake.

    No, no - that's completely wrong!

    Let's approach this scientifically:

    • If aliens can be burned, they must be made of wood.
    • All thing that are made of wood float upon water
    • Ducks also float upon water
    • So logically, anything that weighs as much as a duck must be made of wood

    So, the true test of whether (or not) a person is an alien is to see if they weigh as much as a duck. Anyone who does is obviously made of wood, and therefore a witch^D^D^D^D^Dalien!

    Anyone failing this simple test can safely be burned at the stake, as their extra-terrestrial nature has been conclusively demonstrated.

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    1. Re:You got it all backwards by yuriyg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyone who does is obviously made of wood, and therefore a witch^D Sorry man, you couldn't read anything after that, did you get disconnected from your terminal?
    2. Re:You got it all backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:You got it all backwards by mqduck · · Score: 1

      So what planet are ducks from?

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  69. I've seen aliens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...disguising as Microsoft CEO several times, wonder why noone realized.

  70. Good luck finding them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Only a fraction of a percent of soil-living microbes can actually be grown and analyzed in the lab, let alone some alien species. How will you find them otherwise? PCR? This would be extremely difficult (if not impossible) with current technologies and what happens if their DNA is not DNA but another nucleic acid or something else entirely?

    Nice idea and good luck!

  71. Kevin Spacey? by TwoHundredOk · · Score: 1

    Like in that movie K-Pax ... oh wait.

  72. normal alien is a continuum by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    The summary:"Although 'alien' microbes might look like ordinary bacteria, their biochemistry could involve exotic amino acids or different elemental building blocks so researchers are devising tests to identify exotic microbes."

    Here's the thing: there's unlikely to be a discrete line in the sand, beyond which life occurring on Earth can be called alien. In humans, we have DNA that transcribes into RNA and then translates into protein. Viruses just use RNA, dispensing with DNA, so they have a different elemental building block. Even in humans there are different building blocks: the RNA->protein translation for our main DNA has a different code than our mitochondrial DNA. Likewise, there are many bacteria that use amino acids not seen in the rest of the animal and plant kingdoms, and extreme thermophilic bacteria use ether-linked phospholipids (as do more common bacteria), that act like rivets holding the cell membrane together, rather than the bilipid membranes other bacteria, plants, and animals use. And once you start looking at metal-ion-based coenzymes, you can't stop finding weird and unusual things, especially if it involves moving ions or specific molecules around. Once you get past things that have either fur or flowers, there are more exotic chemistries than normal ones, it seems like.

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  73. The First Place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should look around the Ft. Harrison Hotel in Clearwater.

  74. I knew it! by sirgoran · · Score: 1

    This explains my ex-wife and her parents!

    I knew there was something different about them!

    -Goran

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  75. You call this an article? by enantiomer2000 · · Score: 1

    I was disappointed when I got my SciAmer magazine in the mail with this article as the cover story. The reason being is that this isn't a story. All it talks about is some scientists who are interested in finding life that didn't derive from the same source as all the known life on Earth. Ok, that's nice, but it's no front page story and is certainly nothing new.

  76. Re:What about us "Donating Organs..." by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    They ARE among us:

    The Vidiians, Malon, Talosians, Kazon/Ferengi hybrids occupying the white house. Maybe we need to SAVE this green planet

    (a reference to Save the Green Planet:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0354668/

    http://www.kfccinema.com/reviews/horror/savethegreenplanet/savethegreenplanet.html

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_the_Green_Planet!

    http://www.indiewire.com/movies/movies_050419save.html

    http://www.koreanfilm.org/kfilm03.html

    It's funny, serious, nutty, and more. One reviewer said this is one film that packs virtually every known film genre into one sitting.

    But, I better stay low, and to borrow a phrase from Janeway, "... Steer us a course clear of that... I'm in NO MOOD to donate organs today..."

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  77. My ex-wife is an alien... by rmallico · · Score: 1

    i have proof that she evolved from something NOT of this earth...

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  78. Old news by MichailS · · Score: 1

    There are at least five totally different types of life on earth that have nothing in common.

    http://www.google.se/search?q=Five+kingdoms+of+life

    Also, I find spiders to be highly suspicious what with having no muscles and using hydraulics instead and all.

    And the verdict is still out on viruses, whether they are alive or not and whether they would be an own lifetype.

  79. Re:Possible, but unlikely (Says who?) by careysub · · Score: 1

    Living things are, in general, very competitive, and very effective competitors. Otherwise, they wouldn't still be here. So the odds that a new abiogenesis event, if one occurred, would produce a lifeform that would actually be viable in the face of a billion years of evolution by the competition are, I think, remote.

    ...

    Finally, while it is true that many lab techniques are specific to detecting conventional terrestrial life, others are not. So, unless this non-conventional life is *restricted* to some remote environment - which conventional life certainly is not, so this again seems unlikely - we would be expected to have seen it.

    There are some exotic coincidences which might allow for this to be true - maybe this exotic life looks just like a bacterium under the microscope, but for whatever reason cannot be cultured at all. Maybe it can't live on sugar - maybe it requires some other exotic organic nutrient which is found out in the wild but no-one has thought to add to culture medium. All possible, but also all unlikely.

    The undercurrent of thinking in the above (which is the historically dominant one addressed in the opening paragraphs of the article) could be summarized as: "If a fundamentally distinct form of life existed, we should of seen it by now, since science has by now pretty thoroughly explored all of the Earth's environments, and its organisms. So our current status of non-observation is very strong evidence of non-existence."

    If this premise of thorough characterization of the biosphere is correct, then we shouldn't have had any radical new discoveries about the diversity of conventional life in, say, the last 30 years either.

    In fact there have been quite a number of truly astonishing discoveries of this nature. Most prominent was the discovery of the third kingdom of life on Earth, the Archaea, in 1977 by Carl Woese. The Archaea is a branch of life as different from the other two branches (Bacteria and Eukarya) as they are from each other. Yet science, well advanced by any standard at that point, had failed to notice it. See, for example Virginia Morell's write-up on the Woeseian revolution in Science, 2 May 1997, Vol. 276. no. 5313, pp. 699 - 702, or Carl Woese.

    Another example concerns the very extensively studied kingdom of Bacteria. It stands to reason that by the later 1990s the bacteria in any common soil sample must have been pretty well characterized, right? After all, these are ideal subjects of study, readily available, conveniently small but not too small for study. Microbiologists had been culturing and classifying them for a few centuries by then. Except that when examinations of how many bacteria could be visually counted in a typical sample was compared to the number that could be cultured, it turned out that less than 1% of the bacteria could be grown for study. And when it became possible to do mass screening of DNA fragments in the environment it turned that less than 1% of the fragments from a common soil belonged to organisms known to science. So it transpired that biology was familiar only with the bacteria that could be easily grown in the lab, which turns out to be hardly any of them. See for example: A Molecular View of Microbial Diversity and the Biosphere by Norman R. Pace in the same issue of Science above (pp. 734 - 740).

    Other examples. It was discovered in 1977 that pelagic bacteria, previously unnoticed, accounted for most of the biosphere mass in the oceans, and most of its biolgical activity. Here we had the largest component of the entire biosphere of Earth escaping notice! Similarly, the most prevalent organisms in the oceans turns out to be viruses (but are lower in mass since they are much smaller), yet these escaped notice until 1989. See: "Microbes, Molecules, and Marine Ecosystems" by Farooq Azam and Alexandra Z. Worden in Science 12 March 2004: Vol. 303. no. 5664, pp. 1622 - 1624.

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  80. In search of .. hints? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    First of all, I think it's cool people are thinking about looking. I've got no problem with this, and it might even be a good idea.

    But I haven't heard of any observation that even suggests there are aliens present. Surely the wackiest of extremophiles have already been DNA-analyzed, and found to be related to us.

    This seems to me, to more "pre-science" than science itself: collecting observations, trying to look harder, but not really testing any theories. There just aren't any theories of aliens, yet. And while the "mood" or "prevailing view" about aliens has changed in the last 30 years, the science hasn't. Nothing has happened that points to the existence of aliens, here or anywhere else. Nothing except our imaginations, have really increased or decreased our expectations. There just aren't any new observations.

    And maybe that's a good reason to do it.

    But this kind of reminds me of string "theory." ;-) It's a neat idea, and maybe searching will find a hint that justifies it, but it isn't very "sciency" right now.

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    1. Re:In search of .. hints? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes another person who doesn't know what 'theory' means.

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  81. not impressed yet by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i want to see the buggers that can survive on cosmic rays ;-)

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  82. Definition of Life by vandan · · Score: 1

    It's interesting that people are starting to discuss the problems with our current definition of life. I strongly recommend that people check out Autopoiesis and Cognition by Humberto R. Maturana, Francisco J. Varela. These 2 brilliant scientists put together a remarkable definition and then argue it in truly astonishing ways.

    The gist of their definition is that life is any set of cyclically arranged processes that, through their enactment, create and sustain themselves - ie it has to be recursive, and a closed network, and create it self. They argue that our current 'bullet point' definition of life is flawed because there is no way of knowing when we have enough points, and that this 'listing of features' is merely a fudging that has served us until we actually come up with a proper definition. They talk at great length about organisation as opposed to physical characteristics. They even hypothesize that their definition covers things like social networks ( though they argue between themselves somewhat on this point ).

    They are quoted at length by Fritjof Capra ( another true legend ) in Web of Life, and for good reason. Actually Capra's discussion of their ideas is the reason I decided to track down and by Autopoiesis and Cognition.

    Anyway, this book is truly fascinating. It's written in a slightly difficult language, but it's WELL worth it. I certainly can't do their ideas justice ( particularly since I haven't read their work in a while ). Check it out for a very fresh take of the Organisation of the Living.

  83. hey! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    there's no reason to insult me like that! ;-)

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  84. I give up by PGC · · Score: 1

    you got me.

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  85. Re:Very important. by PGC · · Score: 1

    How would you know what jesus feels, knows or wants from us Atheists? Let the man speak for himself, you are not his mother! He didn't die so YOU could go and tell other people what to do in HIS name.

    PS.
    You do know that it was god who created Lucifer,right? And that place he resides, whatyamacallit, oh, right: hell. ... and all those other not so nice things? I think god knows perfectly well what he's doing, being almighty and all and definitely won't need your help...

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  86. OK, Slashdotters, solve this dilemma for me: by cp.tar · · Score: 1

    a place for 1338 high-skool haxx0rs.

    If I correct this 1338 into 1337, am I a grammar Nazi?

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    1. Re:OK, Slashdotters, solve this dilemma for me: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you are a 6|94|v||v|4|9 |\|421

    2. Re:OK, Slashdotters, solve this dilemma for me: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, 1338. As in, one better than 1337. I think you are somewhere between 1335 and 1336.

      It was all a joke.

      Maybe.

    3. Re:OK, Slashdotters, solve this dilemma for me: by benfinkel · · Score: 1

      Yes you are, but instead of the killing the Jews you pwn nubs.

  87. Re:END MODERATOR ABUSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    modded troll for your whining. go outside.

  88. How long? Not long at all... by mengel · · Score: 1
    Analog TV in the USA ends next year, with HD Radio right behind it. Cell phones are nearly all digital now (not to mention of minimal power), and soon many such signals will be encrypted for privacy and/or to sell to subscribers only...

    so basically it will be around 70 years worth of our civilization that will broadcast any sort of intelligible signal. So it will be a sphere 70 light years thick expanding out from us that will be detectable, of hopefully somewere in the hundreds of thousands of years of human society... That's pretty thin odds of a SETI type scan finding us.

    Now if you assume aliens want to contact other races, and intentionally broadcast a "here's how to reach us" signal (i.e. in the movie _Contact_), then there's some chance we'll find them. But I suspect if they're just minding their own business, their transmissions will devolve to pretty much white noise from any distant observers position just as ours are doing.

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  89. alien overlords by slashdot2 · · Score: 0

    And I for one welcome our alien overlords

  90. If this really is true - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then this can prove evolution.

  91. Red Rain of Kerala, India by iamghetto · · Score: 1

    It's a rain of red cells that multiply like yeast yet have no detectable DNA. All earth based-life contains DNA, these cells do not appear. And this is just the tip of their unusual properties:

    http://education.vsnl.com/godfrey/
    http://www.earthfiles.com/news.php?ID=1337&category=Environment

    http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/2c21c0f98d07b010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_rain_in_Kerala
    http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/06/02/red.rain/index.html

    Alien life, in some sense, has likely already found us.

    And on a side note, I would encourage everyone to take a look at Linda Moulton Howe's work at Earthfiles.com. As is always the case, if there is an interesting phenomena on the planet, she does a more in-depth, facsinating job reporting on it than anyone else dare.

  92. How blind can you be by synonymous · · Score: 1
  93. I, for one... by grand_it · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our metal eating, chlorine breathing, sulfur farting microbic overlords

  94. Yes, Dib, we know Zim is an alien by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    It's just that he's so bad at it. Besides, his robot dog is way cooler.

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  95. Yeah. by mattcoz · · Score: 1

    One of them's a doctor.

  96. We've had partial success already by jc42 · · Score: 1

    Although 'alien' microbes might look like ordinary bacteria, their biochemistry could involve exotic amino acids or different elemental building blocks so researchers are devising tests to identify exotic microbes.

    That criterion has already been satisfied, on a small scale. There are a number of bacteria known that have a few DNA encodings that are slightly different than ours. Usually it's just 1 or 2 encodings, and not all of them produce unusual amino acids.

    There's an example in humans: Our mitochondria encode UGA to tryptophan rather than the usual "stop" signal as in our nuclei. So should we conclude that our mitochondria are an invading alien organism that has colonized our cells? Maybe, maybe not.

    In any case, a few hundred variants like this are already known. Googling for "unusual DNA amino-acid encoding" gets 1.7 million hits. Many are for artificially-modified ("gene-engineered") bacteria, but a good number describe variants discovered in natural organisms.

    Of course, these are all organisms whose DNA encodings are mostly identical to ours. Nothing has been yet reported to be mostly unusual encodings. This isn't really conclusive of anything, of course. There might well be a good reason that our encodings are as they are, and it may turn out that most of the universe's life uses approximately the same set of encodings.

    I'd expect that any serious researchers would know all this, though a journalist (even one with scientific training) might not.

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  97. That is the theme in Infinite Play The Movie by FromTheAir · · Score: 1

    In Infinite Play the Movie http://infiniteplaythemovie.com/ the one that is claimed to blend with reality, and does so in an uncanny way.

    One of the many themes is that we are extraterrestrials.

    That earth is a big social experiment, a form of infinite play.

    Read the "Who are we" page. It does blend with the reality read the Masters List published in 2004 and look at what is and has happened.

    The reason we don't have direct contact, is we are not supposed to know as part of the experiment.

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  98. Question for /. admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any way I can filter this type of crap out?

  99. Re:Very important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there are aliens out there they are ignoring us.

    Come on, if they wanted to come to our planet, they would have already. If we're talking organisms and whatnot, then they're already here.

    However, if we're talking ET's, then I doubt that they want to meet us. why?
    1) We're way to warlike and violent
    2) we've polluted our planet, and if they took us to theirs, they'd regret it and we'd probably pollute their planet.

    Some examples of aliens that we've encountered.
    V the series: reptilian. conquerors. evil. with the exception of the fifth column.
    Star Trek: Vulcan, Klingon, Borg, Romulans, Elasians, and others. Klingons, Borg, and Romulan; all conquerors, all warlike, with the exception of the klingons, all evil.
    Star Wars: Wookie, Aqualish, and others........dunno what to say to that.

    I'd put others up, but if I did, I'd be here for 24 hours or longer.

    the point is, if we did encounter other aliens, we'd either end up with vulcan type bozo's or something based off of V. I'd rather have the vulcan type, even if it meant peace.

    Course, till we develope our space travel, we don't really need to worry.

  100. No! We are the aliens! by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    The Orion geneticists mixed their dna with original earthers to make a race of slaves. Darn. I got to this post way too late.

    Fear the rathful Jehovah slaves!

  101. No, We Are Not by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Just go back to what you were doing.

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  102. makes sense by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    If our alien Adam or Eve ancestors mated with dumb animals that would explain that recessive gene humans have that causes some of the rural humans to mate with dumb animals... ;-)

    Or perhaps our curiosity or arrogance in placing human genes into dumb animals and plants for experimentation has an inherited source or is simply characteristic of our level of development?

    I'm for whatever story gets the scientists funding to do real work.

    1. Re:makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's probably just said dumb humans projecting their own base desires onto some imagined extraterrestrials to be able to say: see, we're not that bad after all.

  103. I'm not sure ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Are Aliens Living Among Us?

    Ask the INS.

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  104. Evidence has already been found... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Some rocks have been excavated which contained resisters and "spark plug-like" devices which, while compatible with our electronics, are not of any known make (and sometimes not of any known metal/alloy!) on the planet.

    Add to this various megalithic sites composed of stone not found for thousands of miles (one of those cases is thousands of miles of ocean) and dividing the earth exactly along 3 meridians, and there are definite signs of at least one previous advanced civilization.

    Whether it was us in a past we collectively forgot or some other creature is unclear, and because of how sparse such finds indicating this are, many scientists see fit to ignore them as "anomalous".

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  105. RE: Are Aliens Living Among Us? by DanielG42 · · Score: 1

    YES!

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  106. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure my wife is not from here.

  107. It's a means to an end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's obvious that life will exist in any favorable place in the universe. Finding extraterrestrial life on Earth would be great to promote that idea, but it'll never be credible unless it's found frozen in a meteorite.

    Still the best way to determine if life is out there, is to find it somewhere other than Earth.

  108. Crayfish by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

    Spiders, humbug. I have a pet crayfish, and they really take the cake -- more legs and pincers and feelers and eyestalks and other weird parts than you can shake a stick at.

    Mine's cute, too. When he's in a chipper mood, he spends the day rushing from one side of his tank to the other, spreading his arms and opening his pincers as widely as possible to menace whoever's closest to him in the room.

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  109. maybe we should ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and all aliens speaks english naturally.

    should they bother? why are they here? we kill our own kind

  110. I am an Alien too.. by nerdyalien · · Score: 1

    I am an alien... tuned into a Nerd... to avoid publicity !!!!

  111. Maybe we can convince them... by katrin129 · · Score: 1

    There is a petition online to convince aliens to contact us: http://www.alien-petition.org/ Then we will know...

  112. I told you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to post this article J & K! See, now we have slashdotters curious about us.
    Damn!

  113. Meh. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm aware (although admittedly I'm only a casual observer) we still haven't found the entire trail from non-life to us. Considering that, at any given point in time, conditions over most of the planet are grossly similar (water, oxygen, sun et al), it seems very likely to me that life did start at several places at once, and that the way to achieve life in similar circumstances is also very likely to be nearly indistinguishable and probably even sufficiently compatible to end up banging each other when they finally evolved sexual reproduction.

    I will be very surprised if one day we manage to do a full trace of earthbound life's family tree, and we end up with only one ancestor/place of origin.

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  114. Using Wikipedia as a source of facts by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    When using Wikipedia as a source of facts, it is a good idea to browse the talk and history pages. In this case, most of the discussion points out that all the external references go against the conclusions in the page.

    Basically, it looks like some personal opinion piece, that nobody has got around to cleanup yet.

  115. Sensationalism by jandersen · · Score: 1

    If a life form originated here on Earth, it isn't alien in any sense of the word - if life started up several times the different forms are all native, but may be called 'polyphyletic'.

    And, on the other hand, how long does one have to stick around to no longer be alien? Are those currently called 'Americans' still aliens? If life came to Earth from outer space 4 billon years ago, shouldn't it qualify as 'native' by now, after having been shaped by the local environment for so long?

  116. Bendis was right by thework1 · · Score: 1

    I knew Hillary must be a Skrull!

  117. Weren't they driving taxis in New York? by cheros · · Score: 1

    I mean, I vaguely recall something like that..

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  118. Extreme-o-phile in sexual tastes? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    I submit it's unlikely an alien life form would be an extreme-o-phile. Extreme conditions are tough to survive in, by definition.

    What are they thinking? Alien life forms couldn't compete, and thus would only exist if they came, pre-evolved, to exist in some situation where they'd receive little or no competition?

    I would hope they aren't thinking "alien life = weird, extreme-o-phile = weird, therefore alien life is probably an extreme-o-phile." Does not compute.

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  119. The aliens are... hiding by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

    I forget where I read this, I'm thinking Scott or Douglas Adams, though the closest I can find online attributes it to a "Bill Bryson", but one posted a funny way of predicting the future with a "which is more likely" game. For aliens, which is more likely, that they travelled many many light years to get here and shove probes up our rears, without making diplomatic contact, or that they're here all the time and we don't know about them.

    The author then goes on to point out how we'd recognize such an advanced species, the world's best chocolate, neutral in all wars, the trains always run on time and very secretive. The upshot is that the Swiss our the aliens, once a year putting on lederhosen and inviting people in for festivals to keep the misdirection going.

  120. You know? by wilec · · Score: 1

    You know? Personally I think the smarter ones. You know? That, that are capable of detecting our. You know? Noise are probably. You know? Hiding from us. You know? I would, wouldn't you? :) You Think?

    Wabi-Sabi
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  121. Integrated Data Entity by focoma · · Score: 1

    what sort of superiour intelligence, which could get here, would use earth as anything other than their own Botany Bay Colony?

    What if they discovered a vastly superior evolutionary potential here on Earth in the form of a hyper-active Japanese school girl?

    Oops, wrong site...

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