Roll a 1: You are unable to see shit; lost 5 HP Roll a 2: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP Roll a 3: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP Roll a 4: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP Roll a 5: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP Roll a 6: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP Roll a 7: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP Roll a 8: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
Nice. We have a few Model M copycats that are probably from the late 90s. Even though they are lighter and cheaper, they type just as well and are a bit quieter. Now if I could only find something like that in black for my home computer.
Or cartoons aimed at 10 year olds that draw in the 30 something comic book guys.
Nerd: On the episode of Itchy and Scratchy where Itchy plays Scratchy's ribs like a xylophone, he plays the same rib twice but it makes two distinct notes. What are we to believe - that this is some sort of magic xylophone?
Homer: And I've got a question for you! Why is a a grown man doing watching a kids' TV show?
Though I disagree about the next company to make an FPS going out of business, I will say that the next company to make a WWII (or otherwise military) shooter ought to die. I don't wanna play Medal of Honor: Buttplug or SOLDNER 56 or Rainbow Six 6 or IGA: Covert Strike at the Supermarket, etc.
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I dual boot. I usually find it's the other way around. I need the hundreds of megs to install Quake 3 under Windows and I only need a few MB for the binaries under Linux. I usually just symlink the pak files to the ones under my Windows partition.
Nice slant there. You assume the nvidia kernel module install works perfectly when in reality it's quite tricky (at least in my experience with Debian) and also assume that there is such a thing as an NVIDIA driver that doesn't work with a particular version of Windows (we're not talking about anything before 95). People don't just download the wrong version of the driver and say, "screw this" when it doesn't work.
Both setups are probably of equal difficulty in reality, with the Linux install being a little bit more difficult because you have to manually copy the full version resources off of the Quake III CD.
Atari, Acclaim both imploded for lack of quality reasons... Because they had become synonymous with terrible games. They were an anti-brand, essentially. However, EA owns a lot of different brands, and publishes for even more. This past year they've put out a good version of Madden, a great version of Tiger Woods, Burnout 3, The Sims 2.
Of course, Acclaim published Burnout 2 though. I'm glad EA could pick up where Acclaim left off. It's one of the funniest games I've played in a long time. I wonder how many overzealous parents got pissed off at the "Crash" mode of the game.
Windows 98 is secure by obsolescence. My parents' machine still runs it and they found have found very little spyware when they ran Ad-Aware and HijackThis!.
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Why don't you just blast the thing with a shotgun?
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Here's a look at the roll result matrix:
Roll a 1: You are unable to see shit; lost 5 HP
Roll a 2: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
Roll a 3: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
Roll a 4: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
Roll a 5: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
Roll a 6: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
Roll a 7: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
Roll a 8: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
Nice. We have a few Model M copycats that are probably from the late 90s. Even though they are lighter and cheaper, they type just as well and are a bit quieter. Now if I could only find something like that in black for my home computer.
Or cartoons aimed at 10 year olds that draw in the 30 something comic book guys.
Nerd: On the episode of Itchy and Scratchy where Itchy plays Scratchy's ribs like a xylophone, he plays the same rib twice but it makes two distinct notes. What are we to believe - that this is some sort of magic xylophone?
Homer: And I've got a question for you! Why is a a grown man doing watching a kids' TV show?
Nerd: I withdraw my question.
Parent deserves points just for making it past the filter.
Though I disagree about the next company to make an FPS going out of business, I will say that the next company to make a WWII (or otherwise military) shooter ought to die. I don't wanna play Medal of Honor: Buttplug or SOLDNER 56 or Rainbow Six 6 or IGA: Covert Strike at the Supermarket, etc.
No word yet on the Homer-er from the XM CEO.
Ahh! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Heh, must be a Conan O'Brien fan.
"Bring NASCAR Jesus around again!"
I dunno. When I think manga, I think of Golgo 13. Pretty heavy if you ask me. What does Duke Togo have to say about that?
"........"
I dual boot. I usually find it's the other way around. I need the hundreds of megs to install Quake 3 under Windows and I only need a few MB for the binaries under Linux. I usually just symlink the pak files to the ones under my Windows partition.
Nice slant there. You assume the nvidia kernel module install works perfectly when in reality it's quite tricky (at least in my experience with Debian) and also assume that there is such a thing as an NVIDIA driver that doesn't work with a particular version of Windows (we're not talking about anything before 95). People don't just download the wrong version of the driver and say, "screw this" when it doesn't work.
Both setups are probably of equal difficulty in reality, with the Linux install being a little bit more difficult because you have to manually copy the full version resources off of the Quake III CD.
Atari, Acclaim both imploded for lack of quality reasons... Because they had become synonymous with terrible games. They were an anti-brand, essentially. However, EA owns a lot of different brands, and publishes for even more. This past year they've put out a good version of Madden, a great version of Tiger Woods, Burnout 3, The Sims 2.
Of course, Acclaim published Burnout 2 though. I'm glad EA could pick up where Acclaim left off. It's one of the funniest games I've played in a long time. I wonder how many overzealous parents got pissed off at the "Crash" mode of the game.
They're screwed if they're running Windows.
Haha, so offtopic that it made me laugh my ass off. Very few opportunities to blurt out things about uncommon cars.
For those who owned one, how waterproof were those weird windows? How about anyone who drives one of those Toyota Cera cars with the clear roof?
Yeah, it went downhill since Jesus bit the dust. FIFA 25 A.D. was where it was at!
And likewise, I'm about to travel across the world to see my parents and get to see how their 98 machine is holding up. Mwuhahahahaha!
All angry replies about IIS vs. Apache market share please place below this post.
But really, Windows 98 is not enough of a target for spyware/virus writers to ensure their junk works outside of 2000/XP.
Top of the list if you don't want to spend a dime.
When it comes to spyware removal, you're better off not spending a dime at all.
Tell me about it. I can't find the button for oil slick!
Windows 98 is secure by obsolescence. My parents' machine still runs it and they found have found very little spyware when they ran Ad-Aware and HijackThis!.
Why don't you just blast the thing with a shotgun?
Compy 386 for sale!
Like used
Slightly Shotgunned
Daria: Butt-head, why don't you try this
experiment? Analyze the friction caused by digitally oscillating your weiner.
[Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
Butt-head: That was cool!
I've always enjoyed, "If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast" (on a red sticker)
Or doesn't - depends whether or not you're in Texas at the time.
Or as he says it: "Uuuaaah, yah!"