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  1. Re:Nope... Nailed It on It's Not Developers Slowing Things Down, It's the Process · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's nice, you left out architecture. Who's doing the overall architecture? Has it been done before? If it is new, better spend a lot of time doing the architecture. Unless....

    You have caught Agilitis. In this case, spend no time doing the architecture up front, do it on the fly. Add time to every single task you think you see for doing architecture related stuff. At the end, allocate a large blob of time to figure out the correct architecture rather than the one you built which now resembles a dirty snowball. And begin rebuilding the thing, reusing any errant parts you did in pass one. And because you are agile, be sure to appropriate time for execs who understand agile as they get to change what's necessary on the taste of their coffee that day, whether their secretary gave them a perky Good Morning, or whether their hair will turn sufficiently silver in time for that next promotion.

  2. Clippy Lives on Microsoft Rolls Out Robot Security Guards · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clippy the Guard: Hi there, I see you are attempting to break and enter, how may I be of assistance?

    Burglar: (thinks "WTF") Errrmmm....have you got a key to this lock?

    Clippy: No problem, I can open it automatically. However, have you tried the door over there?

    Burglar: No, I want to break in through this door.

    Clippy: The door over there is very nice, are you sure?

    Burglar: Please open this door?

    Clippy: Would you like me sound the alarm first?

    Burglar: No, just open the damn door.

    Clippy: The alarm is very nice.

    Burglar: Will you pluuuueeessse open this door, you damn robot?

    Clippy: I don't like your attitude.

    Burglar: (pulls out gun, shoots self in head) BLAM....THUNK.

    Clippy: Look it, I'm not opening the door if you are dead. Are you really dead? Hey...you??? Damn humans (stomps off).

  3. Re:Build their economy? on Coal Plants Get New Lease On Life With Natural Gas · · Score: 1

    Yes, but this is in New York State and upstate NY at that. NYS has been taxing the living hell out of corporations for decades. It started under Rockefellar, Rocky never saw a tax he could resist. The Unions did their bit, and county governments did their bits...all to screw any enterprise that was productive out of their money. Dunkirk probably couldn't do much on its own.

  4. Re: It's still reacting carbon and oxygen... on Coal Plants Get New Lease On Life With Natural Gas · · Score: 2

    Nah, he told the true. You can find an environmentalist who likes wind but not solar, or nuclear but not hydro. The enviro movement, if I can call some so diffuse that, cannot collectively agree on anything. The only thing they can agree on are environmental regulations to stop something so they can cater to the one segment who doesn't like that something. The consequence is the polyglot energy systems we do have.

    I believe in environmental regulations. However, choices have to be made. The biggest threat is global warming due to CO2. So start accepting nuclear and the rest and STFU already.

  5. Re:We have one in the US, too on The Dutch Village Where Everyone Has Dementia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What is it specifically you object to about the ACA? Covering more people? You do realize the whole idea behind any health insurance is that healthy people support the unhealthy. My main objection to it is that it let the health insurance companies and their "death panels" ("actuaries" to you) live. It has only been since the 1960's that insurance companies have gotten into health insurance in a big way. And we can mark the cost rises for health care to them.

  6. Or distorted his view of computer systems.

  7. Re:This is what the Free Market is for on MARS, Inc: We Are Running Out of Chocolate · · Score: 1

    "We could, perhaps, use a bit of enlightened self interest and work on the Ebola epidemic, work on the virus that is decimating the crop, work on creating an infrastructure in those countries so they can move themselves out the shithole that everyone has managed to create over there."

    The U.S. is already doing this as well as the Western nations. Even China has anted up a pittance. You know it is serious when China decides to fund something with no immediate payback.

  8. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! on MARS, Inc: We Are Running Out of Chocolate · · Score: 1

    I can totally see most people not having the jack to pay for $15 candy bars. They'll use something else for their sweet tooth. The high end producers might survive if their current market is small enough and well enough heeled. The rest go bye-bye.

  9. Re:Genius /Insanity on Mathematics Great Alexander Grothendieck Dies At 86 · · Score: 1

    More like the line between religion and insanity is a thin one.

  10. Re:Step one. on Linux Foundation Comments On Microsoft's Increasing Love of Linux · · Score: 0

    What I'd like from Microsoft is suicide. They are unreformable. This latest push into open source is merely another attempt at sinking opposition to their malware.

  11. Re:One problem solved, now the other... on US School Installs 'Shooter Detection' System · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's true, but it isn't easy to spot someone going over the edge. And if you get pushy about it, the ACLU will show up and tell you in no uncertain terms that the mentally disabled have rights.

  12. Re:Lol. on US School Installs 'Shooter Detection' System · · Score: 1

    Or....use a fraction of the money to inform parents that if their kid comes to school with one of their guns and no mitigating circumstances, the school system will sue them for everything they have ever owned and everything they will ever own. Proceeds go to the victims.

  13. Re:Dumb idea ... Lots of assumptions .... on US School Installs 'Shooter Detection' System · · Score: 1

    You forgot to include the cost of approx. $80K/yr for the individual needed to watch the cameras...and that's if you get someone with no training and you only need one.

  14. Re:Sounds like what Sun did on Microsoft To Open Source .NET and Take It Cross-Platform · · Score: 1

    So you are saying they want to do to the Mac and Linux ecosystem what they did to the MS ecosystem. Hmmm...no, I'll pass.

  15. Re:City life on Black IT Pros On (Lack Of) Racial Diversity In Tech · · Score: 1

    "part of the aversion to doing "white people stuff" (where that aversion exists) is the result of disbelief at the prospect of actually becoming accepted among white people"

    While that may be part of it, another part is that doing "white people stuff" means you are not doing black people stuff and hence are not black enough. I tend to think it has a heavy does of socio-economic bias built into it. If you are brought up in a poverty stricken area with a majority race, that race and poverty are seen as part of the same thing. So doing anything outside of the run of the mill things for that area will brand you as "other". In black inner cities, you are acting white. In white Appalachia, you are branded effete or thinking you are better than your peers. It is the same thing, but it gets colored differently depending upon where you are.

  16. Re: Yeah, right... on Black IT Pros On (Lack Of) Racial Diversity In Tech · · Score: 1

    And for management, it also helps if you are 6 foot or taller male and glib. Bonus points if it looks like your hair will turn silver over the years (Dilbert reference).

  17. Re:You heard it hear on Amazon's Echo: a $200, Multi-Function, Audio-Centric Device · · Score: 0

    "We always suspected that Big Brother was going to subcontract the work; now we know who got the bid!" Let me guess, you also believe WTC was an inside job.

  18. Re:He must pay for his crimes on Pirate Bay Co-founder Arrested In Northeastern Thailand · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Try this, leave your home and car unlocked so that others can have free access to your stuff. Your stuff wants to be free, let it go.

  19. Re:Terrible on Russia Takes Down Steve Jobs Memorial After Apple's Tim Cook Comes Out · · Score: 1

    "Indifferent" is not quite the right word for the American media towards Russia. It is more actually phrased, "who gives a flying rat's ass about Russia?".

  20. Re:Terrible on Russia Takes Down Steve Jobs Memorial After Apple's Tim Cook Comes Out · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think it comes down to whom you can fall in love with. The mechanics of sex is secondary.

  21. Re:Riots? on China Plans To Build a Domestic Robotics Industry · · Score: 2

    What's animating China's zest for robotics is the realization that robots in other countries will put their millions out of jobs just as surely as them doing it to themselves. They just figure they would rather do it to themselves rather than have someone like the U.S. take it all away from them. Were that to happen, the fellows running the Party there can kiss their future take over of Taiwan goodbye. They just figure that if they can retake Taiwan, their toy government will finally have an air of legitimacy. Personally, I think it will always retain that unmistakable stench of Mao.

  22. Re:Who will get the cocktail first? on Chinese Hackers Mess With Texas By Attacking Fracking Firms · · Score: 1

    Well, if it is any like what Chinese industry has done to China, then I'm fairly sure we don't want them doing it here.

    I agree, we should demand full disclosure of the chemical oil/gas companies are using or shut them down until they do disclose, with inspectors to be sure they aren't lying. However, to expect the Chinese to disclose what American companies are doing is a fools errand. They will use it as trade secrets for their own industry.

  23. Re:The reverse is also true. on Chinese Hackers Mess With Texas By Attacking Fracking Firms · · Score: 1

    and you have evidence to back up this assertion that you'd like to share with us?

  24. Re:how many small businesses has Obama killed? on Statisticians Study Who Was Helped Most By Obamacare · · Score: 2

    I see, so instead of constructively engaging to modify a plan built on a Republican plan, they decided to take their ball and go home. That's so mature of Republicans.

  25. Re: how many small businesses has Obama killed? on Statisticians Study Who Was Helped Most By Obamacare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not only that, if the polls are to be believed, Romney is now the frontrunner for the GOP Prez candidate for 2016.

    The basic problem is that the U.S. let the insurance companies into the health care system back in the 60's and didn't implement national health care under Teddy Roosevelt who wanted it.

    Now we have death panels...not the panels the Republicans waxed wet dream like during the passage of the ACA but the ones the insurance companies run. Yes, those are indeed death panels just like the ones the Republicans warned us about.

    Currently, Americans pay for health care through a company and individual tax. That allows the insurance companies to suck up as much as they can because they amortize risk, they do not amortize outcomes. So if your doctor schedules extra needless tests to protect against possible lawsuits, that cost has been built into the system if you have health insurance. The doctors are only too happy to order them because the insurance company will pay, it is built into their risk assessment of what your life is worth to them.