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  1. Re:Hmm... I've an analogy for this... on Gator CPO at the Department of Homeland Security · · Score: 0

    Isn't this like putting a fox in charge of the security for a henhouse?

    No, it's more like putting Bill Clinton in charge of a whorehouse.

  2. Re:maybe on Apple to Buy TiVo? · · Score: 2, Funny

    And there'll only be one button on the remote.

  3. Re:Well, it is worse-- on Blockbuster Sued Over Late Fees Claim · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but you can sell that Kia Rio back for about 95% of the purchase price, AND you don't get charged for the extra days.
    Sounds great to me...kinda like a week-long "try before you buy" thing.

  4. Re:QUESTION #4: WHY SEX? on Digital Life and Evolution · · Score: 2, Funny

    What really happened:
    A long time ago, Giardia developed a primitive form of Slashdot. This effectively ended sex as a viable means of reproduction.

  5. Re:QUESTION #4: WHY SEX? on Digital Life and Evolution · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It sharpens the pitch. i.e., the poorer organisms will be more frail, and the better will be more strong. This improves the likelihood that a good organism will "win" over some poorer one.
    If they were too alike, more of the many small yet beneficial mutations would be lost in the noise.

  6. Re:Well... on Unpredictability in Future Microprocessors · · Score: 0

    Hmm...I thought we already had uncertainty for processors.
    I'm thinking of original-revision Pentiums.

  7. Re:Who updates? on Spyware for Firefox Coming This Year? · · Score: 0

    wine notepad.exe /proc/kcore

    I ask ya, what kinda "perfect" program does that?!

  8. Re:Now if only someone had patented "Clippy" on Fallout From Japanese Patent On Help Icon · · Score: 0

    Well, if Clippy was actually attractive to the childrens, the law thing might work...
    As is, I've seen small children running from the computers at the library in TERROR, just from the 'Tap-Tap-Beeroioioingggg!' sound that Clippy makes.

  9. Re:Protect Internet Anarchy on DDOS Mafia On The Loose · · Score: 0

    Even if the 'net gets completely controlled, there will always be the odd anarchy-loving corners.

    i.e. Usenet, just for one. There is no larger hive of anarchy than Usenet, anywhere.

  10. Re:Sweatshop? on Third-World Sweatshops Producing Virtual Goods · · Score: 0

    Many sweatshops include terms where the employee cannot leave or they will not recieve their wages.

    Wait...if I quit...I stop getting a paycheck?

    Call the cops!!!

  11. Re:To catch a thief... on University Of Calgary To Offer Course On Spam · · Score: 0

    Well fine, fourty-seven dollars is still a lot to outlay for course in spam.

  12. Re:Great on Robots that Lust and Reproduce · · Score: 0

    You mutter about gay robot sex in your sleep?
    Hmm...

    Then again, if a robot can feel lust in the classical sense, one would assume it would have a standard of attractiveness, possibly including more metal than most humans.

  13. Re:OGG/Vorbis support on MP3tunes Offers Music Service Without DRM · · Score: 0

    Huh. And all this time I didn't think tr had a real purpose.
    Now I know better: it's to ruin the fidelity of music! ;)

  14. Re:converged memories on M-Flash, Yet Another Flash Memory Format · · Score: 0

    Ahh, would that be a benefit in the same way consumers benefit from having a converged operating systems market?

  15. Re:These people.... on Escape from the Universe · · Score: 0

    It's in hexadecimal.

  16. Re:I disagree on Do You Want to Live Forever? · · Score: 0

    A corporation will be able to cut out all the fat and wasteful spending the government puts in the program, then replace it with their own fat and wasteful spending.
    Besides, we already have corporations that do nothing but keep other peoples' money: are you familiar with 'banks'?

  17. Re:A future Snopes article on Bizarre Deep Sea Fish Dredged Up By Tsunami · · Score: 0

    No, I think that angle would invalidate the Snopes article...examine the front page for excrement, and it seems like there just might be infinite monkeys.

  18. Re:ratings won't be what they should on New Battlestar Galactica Series Starts Tonight · · Score: 0

    IF you happen to have three good-quality VCRs, there's no reason you can't make two copies of your tape to pass on...tapes may only last through so many playbacks, but the beauty of exponential growth is that each player contributes only a little.

    But Netcraft already confirmed it, VCRs are dead.

  19. Re:Thank God! on Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional · · Score: 0

    The greys did.
    Or maybe engineered it themselves. Does that count?

  20. Re:Okay, so this changes what again? on No Warrant Needed For GPS Tracking By Police · · Score: 0

    Umm, actually...the summary states he got back into his truck, but it was actually a company-owned snowplow. The GPS was placed by the company that owned it.
    Summary should read: "Idiot flasher gets caught by cops, and oh by the way they used a GPS tracker, which is legal."

  21. Re:Fractal image format on Breakthrough In JPEG Compression · · Score: 0

    Ya know what's funny? Before you said "no, not literally" I hadn't even thought of Linus sitting in an office chair with a wicked gleam in his eyes as he holds a zippo to the brain sitting on the desk in front of him.

  22. Re:Heh on Extremely Critical IE6/SP2 Exploit Found · · Score: 0

    I suppose you mean this?
    That's already fixed, thus proving GP's point.

  23. Re:Heh on Extremely Critical IE6/SP2 Exploit Found · · Score: 0

    Stop running as root? Hah! My root shell is /bin/false.

  24. Re:Heh on Extremely Critical IE6/SP2 Exploit Found · · Score: 0

    A question for you, Mr. Marthisdil:
    Do you know of an exploit for any *nix system that gives an attacker full root permissions, simply by browsing to a web page?

  25. Re:I posit a dichotomy on Tax Time Again: Any Linux Solutions? · · Score: 0

    One for all, and all for one!

    Communism is basically, everyone works for the common good, and none are considered arbitrarily better than any other. Unfortunately, every government(so far) which espouses communism betrays these two principles almost as soon as it forms.
    For a true communist society to work, you can't have any crooks. Everyone must be mindlessly moral, to the point where(for instance) they could have a common bank account, and nobody would even think of taking out $60k to get a nicer car for themselves. Theoretically, your communist society can be of any size. However, the larger it grows, the more crooks will sneak in, who will exploit the honest people and function as leeches, disrupting the system.