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  1. Re:Upgrade on Comparative CPU Benchmarks From 1995 to 2004 · · Score: 1

    Dude; you've just said something Not Good about Linux.

    The only question now remaining is do you end up as -1:Flamebait, or -1:Troll?

  2. Re:Yeah, so what on Whippersnappers Bad-Mouth Old Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    You young whippersnapper.

    I have a collection of silent radio plays.

  3. Re:Amateur! on Some Ways To Avoid Spam On Gmail · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have 12 gmail accounts

    Why?
    Multiple personality disorder?

  4. Re:Legalize everything on USPS Service Kiosks Taking Pictures of Customers · · Score: 1

    ... is legalize everything. Not murder or theft ...

    Your definition of 'everything' is contrary to that agreed upon by the rest of the English-speaking world.

  5. Re:I've got the conch... on The Illiteracy of Corporate American E-Mail · · Score: 1

    Best. Slashdot Post. Ever.

    That, sir, deserves modding up. A lovely bit of tangential thinking.

    Either it's too deep in the hierarchy to get noticed, or the mods got confused by the whistling sound it made as it flew over their heads.

  6. Re:Size of a mobile phone. on Biodegradable Cell Phones Sprout Into Flowers · · Score: 1

    One mobile phone = about 2cm x 5cm x 10cm = about 100 sq cm.

    Help me! I'm trapped in the third dimension.

  7. Re:And so it begins on 32-bit Processors, Cheap · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a father of six,

    That's very young to be a father, you know.

    What's the world coming to, I ask myself.

    I blame the parents.

  8. Re:to put the "used game store" rumour to rest... on Biggest Console System Collection on eBay · · Score: 1

    Describing your merchandise as "shit" is an interesting sales technique!

    Reminds me of this bloke.

  9. Re:gmail invites on Gmail Adds Features · · Score: 1

    With an email address like that, sir, you _deserve_ an invite.

    It's your friends in the Department Of Relativistic Kinematics who I really feel sorry for.

  10. Re:NewtonScript & memory management on The Newton O.S. Creeps Toward New Hardware · · Score: 1

    a fairly pedestrian (but effective) mark-sweep-and-compact algorithm

    Hey! Who are you calling pedestrian?

  11. Re:That is wannabe leftwings on Internet Censorship in Australia? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The political compass separates the traditional left/right line into a plane -- the horizontal axis is left/right which indicates to what extent you believe government should control/regulate the economy, and the vertical axis is authoritarian/libertarian which indicates to what extent you believe governement should control people's behaviour.

    It seems to me (I Am Not An American) that Americans regard their left/right line as running from top-left to bottom-right (left is authoritarian, right is libertarian), whereas in many other countries, the line is seen to run from bottom-left to top-right.

    Obviously I've exaggerated the slope of the lines somewhat!

    (None of which explains what religion has to do with it.)

    Disclaimer: Slightly left of center, libertarian, atheist, British.

  12. Re:What's the point? on 11,000 Words on the Star Wars Trilogy DVDs · · Score: 1

    Obviously a great deal of time has passed since Episode III

    Only thirty-something years, I believe.

    Barely long enough for the outer systems of the Empire to come to terms with living in the Empire before they suddenly have to come to terms with not living in an Empire any more.

  13. Re:Innovations I'd like to see on Star/OpenOffice XML Format To Become ISO Standard? · · Score: 1

    Since this is turning into a MS Word Survival Tips thread, I'll offer mine:

    1) Type away, without worrying about the formatting.

    2) Sort out the formatting in one go after you've got the content in place.

    It works for me. YMMV.

  14. Re:Incorrect analogy on Less Might Be More · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that, you've probably saved my P150!

    I have an old box which I intend to "one day" put to "good use", and had every intention of underclocking it as parent^2 suggested.

    I had intended to remove both fan and heatsink (I mentally tie them together -- in my head it's a single unit which is either present or absent).

  15. Re:Ceefax is cool but dated.... on Ceefax Turns 30 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with "richer digital content" is that it takes frigging ages to load.

    And it's a pain in the arse to navigate. For some reason the ("we're not dumbing down") BBC thing that the population can't handle typing something like "601" (it's got numbers in -- so it must be complicated, right?), so we have to press "down down down select down select right right right" instead.

  16. Re:At the risk of being modded offtopic... on Slack LCD TV Market Means Cheaper Phones And Monitors · · Score: 1

    Of course it's a fake; read the caption:

    It purports to be a 50 year old article, but 50 years ago no-one used "needed" as an adjective, they used "necessary". They didn't arbitrarily begin sentences with "Also", and they would have hyphenated "not yet invented technology" correctly.

  17. Re:My personal favorite on Is "Marketingspeak" Killing Technology? · · Score: 1

    Our mission was getting these plates to the customer fast enough so that they could keep their multi-million presses running 24/7.

    24/7, no less. I've always wondered what 3.428571 had to do with anything.

    Wouldn't "24*7" be (slightly) more logical?

  18. Re:I will reply shortly on Is "Marketingspeak" Killing Technology? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's good, but you missed out my favorite (in the sense of not-at-all-favorite) words:

    Envision - A nice catch-all which replaces 'see', 'visualize', 'envisage', 'imagine', etc.

    Leveraging - 'Leverage' is a noun in my book ('Collins Concise English Dictionary', since you ask). The verb is 'to lever', so presumably for 'leveraging', I should read 'levering', which usually doesn't make any sense at all.

    Utilize - What's wrong with 'use', for fuck's sake?!!

    Off of - Musn't really complain about this. I've learnt from /. that this is standard American usage, so to criticize would be flamebait.

  19. Re:Single worst spam day by number of messages: Au on A Visual History of Spam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Although we all hate spam, at least we can engage in some harmless macho posturing re the amount of it that we get.

    I'm a mere minnow in comparison to your good self: Just 57 per day, on average.

    Me off to stuff a pair of socks into my pants...

  20. Re:Kenedy on The Living Room Candidate · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Waste of money: He was ineligible to stand for president anyway.

    What with being 17-years-dead, and all.

  21. Re:Boobytraps are illegal. on Independent Developers Fight Piracy & Lose · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but I suspect that here in the UK, this would qualify as "Unauthorised modification of computer material", and hence be an offence under the Computer Misuse act, 1990.

    http://www.hmso.gov.uk/acts/acts1990/Ukpga_19900 01 8_en_1.htm

  22. Re:size.. on Movie Playback From 1TB Holographic Disc · · Score: 1

    In my world, the inch is an obsolete unit of measurement, retrodefined to be 25.4mm.

    You're welcome to join me here.

  23. Re:What's happening to C++?! on Stan Lippman On Version 2 Of Managed C++ · · Score: 1

    Now, if you thought VC++ 6's for loop scoping bug was annoying (and having fixed numerous bits of code broken in that way that failed on other compilers, I promise you it can be very annoying)

    #define for if(false);else for

  24. Re:Too Many Connections? on SF Author Robert J. Sawyer Looks at 2014 · · Score: 1

    Enjoyed. Thanks.

    That's the first time this century that I've found a long comment interesting enough to click the 'Read the rest ...' link.

  25. Re:At what point will people learn??? on Writing Software for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult · · Score: 1

    "We Americans Are Too Good To Care for Your Puny Details"

    I think you've hit the nail on the head here: That's exactly the attitude that is conveyed, even if it's not intended, and the reason why offence is taken.

    It's all very well talking about oppressive governments, and freedom of speech, but consider: If I flew the Strips And Stars (or whatever you call it) upside down, and corrected my error without any hint of an apology, it's likely to be construed by many Americans as offensive even if it was just a genuine error on my part.