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SF Author Robert J. Sawyer Looks at 2014

Alex writes "Canadian science fiction author Robert J Sawyer takes a positive look at a typical day in 2014 for Backbone Magazine, looking at where both scientific and sociological advances of the next decade will take us. Sawyer is a multi-Aurora, Hugo, and Nebula award winner, and was one of the first major authors to use a website to promote his work. Readers might associate some of these innovations and ideas from his fiction."

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  1. Notice how in 2014... by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    He still hasn't received his pre-orderd copy of DNF! :)

    1. Re:Notice how in 2014... by Gabrill · · Score: 0

      And they are still using Windows Server 2010 to demonstrate the Slashdot Crash!

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    2. Re:Notice how in 2014... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      This Sawyer guy's a dumbass. Everyone knows the world will end on December 21, 2012, when the Mayan Grand Cycle completes. That's why the government psychics can't see any visions beyond that date. Duh! Nothing to see here. Move along.

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    3. Re:Notice how in 2014... by bhima · · Score: 1
      You know I used to use this line a lot (leaving out the Mayan bit) until I hit on a christian fundamentalist who thought I was serious. I spent 40 uncomfortable minutes at lunch with a co-worker I had to interact with on a regular basis telling me all sorts of weird shit.

      How do you tell a co-worker he's a freak and should be allowed to talk to children?

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    4. Re:Notice how in 2014... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA! Interesting anecdote, bhima. I'm parent, I'll keep that in mind.

    5. Re:Notice how in 2014... by unother · · Score: 1

      Ah yes... the danger of engaging in conversation with workmates...

      This happens too much for my taste. I've learned to keep it very, very superficial with persons I work with (or around), unless I have a better idea of their personality over time.

    6. Re:Notice how in 2014... by AoT · · Score: 1

      Interesting side note: The end of the Mayan Grand Cycle is suppose to coincide with the transit of venus. The mayans, and some other mesoamerican peoples, believed that venus was quetzacoatl and his transit of the sun would bring an end to the cycle. So the real question is whether or not we'll make it to December and, more importantly, whether we'll get to see the transit before everything goes.

  2. I gotta have more blink tag! by switcha · · Score: 4, Funny
    and was one of the first major authors to use a website to promote his work.

    And judging by the design of it, he hasn't updated it since then.

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    1. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This seems to be pretty standard with Science Fiction authors (although I can't fathom why). Try navigating Baen's website sometime for a perfect example of a functional but aesthetically poor website.

    2. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by random_culchie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who knows.
      Maybe its 2014 design and the nineties are back in fashion.

    3. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by DamonHD · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey, I just get a plain black window. Too minimalist for me; maybe blink would help though black-on-black blinking is still a bit Zen for me.

      Rgds
      DHD

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    4. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by onegear · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with his site? Personally, I hate sites that have things flashing and jumping off the page at me. Those types of sites are extremely annoying. If I visit a site like that, I usually just leave.

    5. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Me, too.

      Sounds like their vision of the future is Microsoft only.

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    6. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      I am sure Baen is happy to have a dead server now.

      Slashdot: 1
      Barn: 0

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    7. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see:

      Horrible choice of color schemes.
      A dozen different fonts, font colors, and sizes.
      No organization whatsoever.
      Too much info on main page.
      Useless info on main page (license plate?)
      Find one professional site with a hit counter.
      If you are that ugly - don't put your picture on the front page.

      Anybody else want to add more? A good site does not mean flashing and jumping (actually it pretty much means just the opposite). It means a well-organized, consistent layout with only two or three colors, one font (typically just black), font sizes consistent throughout, and just the information that is necessary.

      I always tell people - look at slashdot and do completely the opposite.

    8. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      After all the browser wars and patent lawsuits, everyone says fsck it and goes back to Mosaic.

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    9. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by jhagler · · Score: 1

      No MS, just a /.ed linux box. If you check, there is really black text on the black background saying:

      Warning: Too many connections in /usr/local/plesk/apache/vhosts/backbonemag.com/htt pdocs/php_site/php_news/config/config.php on line 11

      Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /usr/local/plesk/apache/vhosts/backbonemag.com/htt pdocs/php_site/php_news/config/config.php on line 11

      Warning: mysql_select_db(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/local/plesk/apache/vhosts/backbonemag.com/htt pdocs/php_site/php_news/config/config.php on line 18
      Could not use database!

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    10. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by zpengo · · Score: 1

      And judging by the design of it, he hasn't updated it since then. There's a certain amount of irony on posting a comment like that on this site, which isn't exactly known for it's recently-updated, slick design. :-)

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    11. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by shufler · · Score: 1

      The anti-intuitive solution is to hit reload a couple times, hopefully hitting the server at the exact moment there are not too many connections.

    12. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These things are so dumb. The year 2014 is going to be pretty much like the year 2004, which is pretty much like the year 1994, which is pretty much like the year 1984, which is pretty much like the year 1974. Short of a few medical advances and personal computers, little has changed in the last four decades.

    13. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by Xemu · · Score: 1
      and was one of the first major authors to use a website to promote his work.

      And judging by the design of it, he hasn't updated it since then.


      He decided to buy headline ads on /. instead.

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    14. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by ElectricRook · · Score: 1
      Personally, I hate sites that have things flashing and jumping off the page at me. Those types of sites are extremely annoying. If I visit a site like that, I usually just leave.

      I call that the toy box effect. This is what happens when your five year dumps his entire toybox on the floor on the day after christmas, and tries to play with every toy at once... It's just a mess.

      If you don't like blinks and other annoying animations, try Mozilla. You can set the annoyances to rotate once or off.

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    15. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Oh, I just assume the site wasn't working with Firefox. Nice job, Web developers. I would never come back if all I saw was a black screen.

      Oh well, someone posted the text anyway. It doesn't look too realistic to me.

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    16. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, after a nuclear holocaust, the only computers to survive intact are magnesium-encased NeXT Cubes and everyone goes back to using WorldWideWeb.

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    17. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have expected it. Sci-Fi authors are generally technically minded, which means that they are likely to futz around with Front Page, but web design is probably not their profession or a major hobby, which means they aren't likely to be much good at it. The end result is an author who feels capable enough to run his own website and will not hire anybody competent to do it for him.

    18. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by b00le · · Score: 1

      Mine looks better than that, but it doesn't help...

    19. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, no, be realistic! We're all going to have huge flat-screen walls, and have our meals fixed by robotic kitchens, and have nanobots in our veins, and fly in commuter rocket ships to the moon, and prance around with fairies under the moonlight....

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    20. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Just a suggestion, but you might want to make it a bit more clear that the first three chapters are available for free. For example, add a pulsating button to the flash animation that says "Read it for FREE >>".

      Also, you probably want to speed up your animation. I understand that you're going for a certain "atmosphere", but the attention span of web surfers is just too damn small to wait. Using your "interference" effect to make the text disappear would help as well. Making it just disappear makes people think the show is over.

      Otherwise, your site looks nice! You just have to work on getting the info in front of people. :-)

    21. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by b00le · · Score: 1

      Thanks
      Good point about 'free'. As for the animation, I don't want to go faster than people can read, but I can make it busier I guess - I'm a flash newbie. Getting info in front of people is indeed the point. Actually finding an agent or publisher who doesn't just steam the stamps off my reply envelopes would really be the point...
      Anyway this probably counts as /. abuse

    22. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I don't want to go faster than people can read, but I can make it busier I guess

      Hmm... maybe I'm just a really fast reader, but I manage to skim through the text before it even finishes fading in. Perhaps you should fade it in faster, then have it skew a few times before finally skewing into disappearing. That way you can keep it on the screen about the same time you are now, but the viewer realizes that there's more to come.

    23. Re:I gotta have more blink tag! by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 1

      Do you suggest, sir, that every modern page requires Flash and Frontpage extensions and streaming video and huge rollover graphics and every little pukey flashy jangly thing you can squeeze into a website? Bleh! http://sfwriter.com is about the content, and in that vein, it had a heck of a lot more content than so many websites that use style to cover up their pathetic lack of substance.

      Drak, posting this on a dialup connection from a rural area right now.

  3. Too Many Connections? by kagaku · · Score: 5, Informative

    Article text:

    July 13, 2004 - 20:06
    It's 2014, and life is the same. Only better
    By Robert J. Sawyer

    As a science-fiction writer, my job is predicting the future. And that's gotten harder with each passing year. Moore's law tells us that computing power doubles every 18 months. If that holds up -- and i believe it will, with breakthroughs in nanotechnology, new techniques of producing three-dimensional circuits, and new substrates for microprocessors -- then in 10 short years, we will have computers 128 times more powerful than those that exist today. Can anyone guess how that much computing muscle, widely available and inexpensively priced, will affect our day-to-day lives? Well, let's find out.

    Here are some of my predictions for a typical day in late 2014; feel free to track me down in 10 years' time and tell me i'm wrong!

    Our mornings will still begin with waking up. But forget the old-fashioned alarm-clock buzzer. Tomorrow's bedside clock will be a sophisticated brainwave monitor. It'll keep track of your sleep cycle, gently bringing up the room lights at precisely the right time so that you'll feel rested, not cardiac arrested, as you awake.

    Today, your coffee can be brewed while you sleep; tomorrow's robokitchen will have an entire hot (but low carb!) breakfast waiting for you. Also waiting will be an electronic-ink newspaper, with stories geared to your particular interests culled from sources worldwide (with foreign-language news automatically translated into English).

    Of course, you aren't the only one who has to get going in the morning. Your spouse and kids will be taken care of, too -- with smart toilets analyzing their urine and sensor-rich toothbrushes checking their saliva to make sure everything is ticketyboo; most health problems will be caught early and be trivial to correct.

    Your spouse might telecommute -- perhaps half of all white-collar workers will do so in 2014 -- but you might still have to physically go to your office. Along the way you'll take your kids to school.

    No point quizzing them on facts as you travel along, though. In a world in which any information can be easily accessed anywhere, mere memorization is no longer part of the curriculum. But analysis of information -- knowing how to think -- ah, that's the ticket!Naturally, your electric car will drive itself, communicating with millions of chips that have been steamrollered into the asphalt covering our roadways. No more traffic accidents; no more gridlock.

    Once you've dropped the kids off -- yes, learning can be done online at home, but socialization still happens best in a real school and at a real playground -- you will use the rest of your commute time productively, catching up on full-motion-video e-mail and reading reports (or having them read to you by totally realistic voice synthesizers). You'll arrive at your office relaxed.

    Throughout the day, your wristband -- a combination cellphone, PDA, camera, and e-book display, all controlled by spoken commands -- will be your lifeline.

    You'll have just one phone number, good worldwide with no long-distance or roaming charges, and the wristband will screen calls for you, with a computer-generated avatar kicking in to deal with most routine matters.

    Still, even 10 years from now, much business will require face-time. No problem. One major wall of your office in, say, Toronto, will be a vast flatscreen, showing you your company's Vancouver office. You'll be able to walk up to the wall and chat with whomever is depicted as casually as if you were both sharing the same water cooler.

    Your cubicle will have a smart wall of its own, giving every worker the appearance of having a window; yours might show real-time footage of Lake Louise, assuming that global warming hasn't melted the adjacent glaciers and flooded everything. And no matter which office chair you sit on, it will adjust automatically to your body's proportions.

    Of course, we'll all live in an enhanced reality. T

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    1. Re:Too Many Connections? by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > Smart washcloths will make sure they clean everywhere, including behind their ears.

      A Smart Washcloth looks at 2015: "NO, dear GOD NO, what the FUCK did I do to deserve this miserable existence? PLEASE, for the love of the BIG COTTON BALL IN THE SKY, please KILL ME NOW!"

    2. Re:Too Many Connections? by Silvertre · · Score: 1

      Yes, an electric car that can drive itself, but the important question is: Can it fly?

    3. Re:Too Many Connections? by Bohnanza · · Score: 2, Insightful
      no more gridlock.

      Sorry, but you can't completely eliminate gridlock with computers. There is a maximum capacity for any road and when there are too many cars traffic slows down. Computer control could increase this capacity but not infinitely.

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    4. Re:Too Many Connections? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It'll keep track of your sleep cycle, gently bringing up the room lights at precisely the right time so that you'll feel rested, not cardiac arrested, as you awake.
      Right, like your boss is going to let you waltz in at 10:30 because your brain-wave monitor didn't deem you rested until after 9. (And if you've had enough rest, don't you wake up naturally? Why use a device to do it for you?)
      Today, your coffee can be brewed while you sleep; tomorrow's robokitchen will have an entire hot (but low carb!) breakfast waiting for you.
      Robotic houses have had the same history of being "right around the corner" as artifical intelligence and fusion power. And does he really think the Atkins diet fad is going to last a whole decade?
      Your spouse and kids will be taken care of, too -- with smart toilets analyzing their urine and sensor-rich toothbrushes checking their saliva to make sure everything is ticketyboo; most health problems will be caught early and be trivial to correct.
      Seems a bit overengineered to me. We might have the technology to pull it off, but I can't see it being put to wide use within a decade. However, I would not be surprised if slightly less "futuristic" health monitoring techniques become common practice: for instance, maybe kids at school will have a weekly finger-prick test for common diseases.
      Throughout the day, your wristband -- a combination cellphone, PDA, camera, and e-book display, all controlled by spoken commands -- will be your lifeline.
      I wonder why it is that whenever SF authors try to think up high-tech communication devices, they always go for the wristband idea. And yet, although they make watches with practically anything you want built-in, they don't catch on. (For a variety of reasons, although I think the main one is size. He wants to read an e-book on his watch?! The fact that the watches with built-in address books and calculators aren't aesthetically pleasing doesn't help any.) If anything, it seems much more likely to me that that we'll end up with an improved cell phone/PDA style device than a new watch.
      You'll have just one phone number, good worldwide with no long-distance or roaming charges, ...
      Ha!

      Anyway, I'm not trying to beat this guy's ideas to death. After all, if these predictions of the future that show up all the time have taught us anything, it's that we have absolutely no clue what the future is going to be like. But it's still fun to guess.

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    5. Re:Too Many Connections? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 5, Funny

      My kitchen of tomorrow better have me a high-carb (and high fat) bacon eggs and toast going in the morning or i'm RMA'ing the damn thing

      =D

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    6. Re:Too Many Connections? by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny
      Moore's law tells us that computing power doubles every 18 months.

      That's as far as I needed to read. Apparently in 2014 people will still mis-state common axioms (Moore's law), mis-quote famous sayings (come up and see me sometime, play it again Sam, etc), mis-pronounce common words (nuclear), and generally mis-use language (irregardless).

      Of course, all this misses the point. What we really want to know is, in 2014, does Han shoot first?

    7. Re:Too Many Connections? by fracai · · Score: 1

      I'm all for beating ideas to death. And how come no one ever suggests sunglasses built into contact lenses? We have those glasses that change when you get UV light, why not build it into contacts? Granted the glasses are still pretty slow at changing, but by 2014 we'll have this going faster right? or have those lenses that display information for us darken or enhance the image appropriately? Built in IR glasses?

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    8. Re:Too Many Connections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I drive a bicycle.

    9. Re:Too Many Connections? by HeyBob! · · Score: 1

      Maximum capacity at a certain speed: the faster you go, the more cars can fit (up to a point where there's only inches between the cars)

    10. Re:Too Many Connections? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      It'll keep track of your sleep cycle, gently bringing up the room lights at precisely the right time so that you'll feel rested, not cardiac arrested, as you awake.
      Right, like your boss is going to let you waltz in at 10:30 because your brain-wave monitor didn't deem you rested until after 9. (And if you've had enough rest, don't you wake up naturally? Why use a device to do it for you?)
      +1 Spot On. I realize this sort of article is pure fantasy and has as much (or less) scientific value as a slashdot poll, but this guy isn't really trying. This is really somebody's 7th grade social studies project, isn' it?
    11. Re:Too Many Connections? by dedalus2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "does he really think the Atkins diet fad is going to last a whole decade?"
      Yes that's why
      "nanotechnological probes will be working their way through your bloodstream, clearing plaque out of your arteries, and getting rid of dangerous chemicals"
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    12. Re:Too Many Connections? by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check this out, dude. Twas on slashdot a bit ago.

    13. Re:Too Many Connections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He lost me at "Low Carb". If that diet fad isn't going to be dead in ten years, shoot me NOW.

    14. Re:Too Many Connections? by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      I don't particularly like this future. It's not that it's bad, it's just that he doesn't seem to be looking at real problems. I mean, imperfect human memory is good enough for most things and few people really need such an elaborate system as recording everything you do. If it's not enough, just write a list. And even nearly infinite storage will run out. It seems like in his future, we are going to become isolated from each other in ways dwarfing the isolation that TV, games, books, and the internet create. Technology should enhance what makes it great to be human, not supplant it.

      Of course, in my future, I would like some sort of computer that directly augments the brain by being like a coprocessor, so that when you reach back into your memory for who this person is or what is the capital of Lithuania, the computer will google for it and you will just know. But I'm not even sure that is a good idea or feasible within 100 years.

      We should focus more on human rights, since technology means nothing without the ability to use it properly. Humans should be more rational, and I think that it would be beneficial to even reduce the length of the work week more and legalize Marijuana since Americans really don't know how to chill. But that is not as glamorous as new technology.

    15. Re:Too Many Connections? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      This is really somebody's 7th grade social studies project, isn't it?

      Actually, it's really just Sawyer being Sawyer. The guy is a technically competent writer with no imagination whatsoever -- as far as I can tell, he's won his awards through sheer politicking. This grab-bag of recycled Jetsons is exactly what I'd expect from his vision of the near future.

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    16. Re:Too Many Connections? by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Interesting
      As a cynic whoose outlook has been validated by events for over forty years, I predict:

      In ten years, computers will be 128 times "Moore powerful." However, Microsoft, now involved in world government (now simply called, "gummint"), has continued to develop, and use, higher and higher level languages to write the (only remaining legal) operating system in, and the operating system and its native applications are now 256 times larger and slower - so computers will do things for us as 1/2 the rate they do today.

      Our mornings will still begin with waking up. Mornings will still suck, and you still won't like them.

      Today, your coffee can be brewed while you sleep. Tomorrow's robokitchen won't allow you to have coffee, because in doses roughly equivalant to pouring the Black Sea down their little throats, it causes cancer in laboratory mice (who now have been specially bred to have no immune system at all.)

      Of course, you aren't the only one who has to get going in the morning. Your spouse and kids will be taken care of, too. One morning you'll get up, and find that your children have been permanently taken to a "re-education facility" because the "smart toilet" reported to the Federal government that they had marijuana in their system from the junior prom, the night before. Your spouse is presently at the lawyers, suing for divorce (in 2014, 3 out of 4 people in the world are now lawyers.)

      Your spouse might telecommute - but for the lawyer, she has to be there in person. You won't have to take the kids to school, because they've been taken away from you by the gummint. School based education and socialization - Cliquing 101, pre-teen sexual activity, learning to crib, mandatory studies of how God(tm) created the earth in 4000 B.C. and the gummint in 2008 A.D. - that's all over for now. Your kids will be learning how to hack the universal credit machine at the mall from the other kids in gummint custody.

      Although you have an advanced degree, you work at McDonalds because the gummint doesn't like your attitude. So you drive to work. On your bicycle, because that's all you can afford. You'll arrive at work windblown and very sweaty. No one will want to venture very close to you. You won't have to worry about car keys, because you (and 99% of the rest of the population, which is huge because the pope, now a cabinet level post in the gummint, has told everyone to have plenty of children, bless you, bless you) can't afford a car.

      Throughout the day, your non-removable wristband, a mandated citizen ID technology, will keep the gummint apprised of your wearabouts, alert to report any transaction upon which you fail to pay taxes, any jaywalking event, or use/consumption of banned substances such as coffee or pornography.

      Recording your entire life will take a lot of storage, but the cost of gummint data storage will be entirely paid by your taxes, so that's no problem. The images of your life will be beamed through the air to an archive that only the gummint can access. Step over the line just once, and you'll automatically be tried, convicted and punished, all without the intervention of a human being.

      Your McDonald's sales kiosk will have a smart wall of its own, giving every worker a chemical and hormonal scan for banned substances. And no matter which chair you sit on anywhere, the chair will monitor your nervous system for anti-gummint reactions to gummint infomercials, which are projected in the air 22 hours a day from your gummint wristband. The chair is networked to the gummint, of course.

      On the way home from work, you'll stop to pick up a few things at the grocery store. No standing in line, though, to check out: you'll just waltz out the front door, as the Radio Frequency ID chips in the products you've bought allow their highly inflated costs to be tallied and your account automatically debited. You won't have enough credit left to pay for heating again next January. Your personality profile will be analyzed as you walk out the door to see if you

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    17. Re:Too Many Connections? by flink · · Score: 1

      I already have contacts that are something like SPF 25. They aren't tinted though, so they don't cut down on glare.

    18. Re:Too Many Connections? by K1-V116 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you can't completely eliminate gridlock with computers. There is a maximum capacity for any road and when there are too many cars traffic slows down. Computer control could increase this capacity but not infinitely.

      We _could_ apply the lessons we've learned about packet routing on the internet to real world traffic....just so long as we set the packet size as "one vehicle". Getting smaller than that'd get messy. ;)

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    19. Re:Too Many Connections? by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny
      (And if you've had enough rest, don't you wake up naturally? Why use a device to do it for you?)

      Actually this guy is a /. reader and the alarm clock idea is the new in Soviet Russia joke. In 2014, you tell the alarm when to wake up!

    20. Re:Too Many Connections? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Right, like your boss is going to let you waltz in at 10:30 because your brain-wave monitor didn't deem you rested until after 9. (And if you've had enough rest, don't you wake up naturally? Why use a device to do it for you?)

      Your sleep cycle is approximately 4 hours long and during that time you go through 4 states from drowsyness to REM.

      If you are woken by your alarm clock during REM (the deepest) then you feel the worst. If you are woken during the lightest, then you feel the best. This is why sometimes you can have 4 hours of sleep and feel better than if you have 10.

      I would guess that the band would monitor how "deep" you are and wake you up at the nearest time when you are at the lightest.

      If I have to be awake at 7am, I'd rather be woken up at 5 and feel good, than wake up bang on 7 and feel crap all day.

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    21. Re:Too Many Connections? by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      yea but aren't the jetsons in the fabulous year of 2002?

    22. Re:Too Many Connections? by iabervon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right, like your boss is going to let you waltz in at 10:30 because your brain-wave monitor didn't deem you rested until after 9. (And if you've had enough rest, don't you wake up naturally? Why use a device to do it for you?)

      Sure, why not. You just have to stay late. Why pay people to sit around half-asleep in the morning? For that matter, the office will probably be half empty until noon Toronto time when the people in Vancouver start getting there. I've already worked for an east-coast company with a west-coast customer, and I was the one working the customer's hours.

      I personally wake up much better with an alarm clock than without. I have a tendency to get too much sleep and not be alert during the day if nothing tells me to get up.

    23. Re:Too Many Connections? by falzer · · Score: 1

      Really? I'd hope for:

      "Don't forget to bring a washcloth!"

    24. Re:Too Many Connections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, even 10 years from now, much business will require face-time. No problem. One major wall of your office in, say, Toronto, will be a vast flatscreen, showing you your company's Vancouver office. You'll be able to walk up to the wall and chat with whomever is depicted as casually as if you were both sharing the same water cooler.

      Your cubicle will have a smart wall of its own, giving every worker the appearance of having a window; yours might show real-time footage of Lake Louise, assuming that global warming hasn't melted the adjacent glaciers and flooded everything. And no matter which office chair you sit on, it will adjust automatically to your body's proportions.

      Nice idea, but you know what I've learned over the last ten years? Futurism is for executives. If you are a corporate scumsucking exec, you may well have vast flatscreens lining your walls in ten years. You may well have HUD displays helping you remember your business aquantainences. You may well have chairs that ease your body while you make your important business decisions (like where to play golf this afternoon).

      But if you're an average blue/white-collar replacable cog in the corporate machine, you'll get nothing so fancy. Those fancy tech gadgets aren't going to work in your favour... they will be used to monitor you for the hours of the day that the company purchases your life.

      You see -- this kind of crystall-ball gazing is never for your ordinary Joe nobody who gets up every day and trudges to a soul-sucking repetitive job. It's graphic designers/writers/executives/doctors who the futurists dream about.

    25. Re:Too Many Connections? by Lovgren · · Score: 1

      I hate to be a pessimist, but we'll use all the technology proposed in this article to be more productive and stressed out than we are today. Pieces of everything in the article arleady exist today. I couldn't get through it without nodding off. BORING.

    26. Re:Too Many Connections? by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Atkins diet fad is going to last a whole decade?

      Actually, it does have fad-like qualities at the moment, but that diet has been around for 30 years. I lost 70 pounds with it. I'm certain I'll be using it in 10 years.

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    27. Re:Too Many Connections? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Jeez. This sounds like somethign written in the 50's. It takes no account of current social trends. None! Nothing about various social problems of today (stuff from 10 - 40 years ago is still effecting us today), nothing about problems stemming from a worldwide culture. Think people are just going to forget their differences (Christians, Muslims, Athiests, etc.), give up their power (politicians, kings/world leaders, CEOs) and let the populace have this kind of freedom? No.

      This really makes me want to continue to not read his books. If they're this unoriginal, shit. I might as well just read something written in the 50's about flying cars and razorless shaving.

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    28. Re:Too Many Connections? by ajna · · Score: 1

      nice. have you read zamyatin's "We"? it, and ayn rand's derivative "Anthem" have many similar predictions, albeit from 50-75 years ago...

    29. Re:Too Many Connections? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Computer control could increase this capacity but not infinitely

      Yes, but "no more gridlock" doesn't imply "infinite road capacity".

      A computer system can totally eliminate gridlock by simply not allowing cars to start a trip if the road capacity would be exceeded. True, you still experience a delay in reaching your destination- but the waiting is accomplished in the comfort of your own home, not cramped in a vehicle.

      (Furthermore, someone in a big hurry could probably "bid" $2000 into the computer system to buy priority from other drivers...)

    30. Re:Too Many Connections? by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      "\"You'll have just one phone number, good worldwide with no long-distance or roaming charges, ...\"

      Ha!"

      He's right. The logical conclusion of today's technologies is that we'll eventually just call a dynamic DNS address, and your "roaming" phone will be an IPv6 device jumping from one network to another. (I fail to see why he thinks we'll still be using numbers, though.)

      The telecom companies will resist, of course. We'll just have to hope they don't have the cash to buy senators... oh what am I thinking, screw it.

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    31. Re:Too Many Connections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine...a real-life Towlie:

      "Wanna get high???"

    32. Re:Too Many Connections? by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Uhrm, I hope we limit those past lessons to the network layer and up, leaving the lower layers well enough alone. I wouldn't like to be in a car that gets 'dropped' from the highway after a collision...

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    33. Re:Too Many Connections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, REM *is* the lightest state of sleep, the transition from being awake to being in deep sleep. In deep sleep your brain is simply not active enough to produce dreams, you are simply "unconscious".

    34. Re:Too Many Connections? by rob13572468 · · Score: 1

      exactly; if what we have to look forward to is an existance where we dont have to think, whats the point. incidently, why is it that whenever someone dreams up their "world of tomorrow" montage, they never talk about what happens when the power goes out... mine goes something like this: " and of course, in 2014, rolling blackouts will be a part of everyday existance, and since all of the new wonder technologies do everything for us, life will grind to a halt, society will collapse and people will die since their "neural overlay implants" will stop working..."

    35. Re:Too Many Connections? by muyThaiBxr · · Score: 1

      Actually no, REM sleep is when you dream, and it's the lightest sleep. Ever woke up from a dream where you heard a noise in your dream, and when you wake up you find that the noise is real and it's a bird making weird squawking noises?

      Aside from that you're right though, if you wake up from a dream you'll usually feel better than if you wake up from deep (dreamless) sleep.

    36. Re:Too Many Connections? by johnny_cobol · · Score: 1

      I was hoping for smart condoms. Or better yet smart beer glasses that might prevent the need for smart condoms in the first place.

    37. Re:Too Many Connections? by freedom_india · · Score: 3, Funny

      In 14 years, i will have to worry if my daughter is Saying "Bring it on !!!" to half of the football team. The AI will NEVER find me in a restful sleep to wake me up at Rest. I will still use the Alarm clock.

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    38. Re:Too Many Connections? by Rei · · Score: 1

      ... and Atkins died obese, and below the average lifespan for a male.

      Go figure... who would ever guess that eating a diet with so much saturated fat would lead to "hypertension, heart attack, and congestive heart failure"?

      The new class of "Meat-i-tarians" is just as unhealthy as a vegan diet, just in different ways. Outside of cultures like the Innuit, humans don't traditionally get the majority of their calories from meat - its usually something like 80-90% from plants. It's just not healthy. Not to mention unsustainable - it takes large amounts of freshwater and grain to produce meat.

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    39. Re:Too Many Connections? by johnny_cobol · · Score: 1

      Didn't Dick Tracy have one of those wristbands?

    40. Re:Too Many Connections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on /. are predictions about the future "interesting". Do the mods all think you have a time machine? "Insightful" or "funny" maybe, but "interesting" doesn't make any sense.

    41. Re:Too Many Connections? by antiMStroll · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any 2014 alarm clock that woke me up four hours early for work would quickly feel the wrath of my 2014 Death Ray.

    42. Re:Too Many Connections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Of course, in my future, I would like some sort of computer that directly augments the brain by being like a coprocessor, so that when you reach back into your memory for who this person is or what is the capital of Lithuania, the computer will google for it and you will just know. But I'm not even sure that is a good idea...

      Nor I. Look what Google has to say about:

      [Alice in Wonderland was] the first feature length animated film. based on the story of the Volsungs AND NIBLUNGS Translated by Eirikr magnusson and William Morris.

      [Martina Navratilova is] A nine- hole, course at the UNIVERSITY of Wisconsin...

      erm... and
      [Sex is not for] everyone, By any means. but it s not always easy to find what you Need in the Bluetooth Spec.

      Google Talk:
      http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk

    43. Re:Too Many Connections? by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      You forgot the ads being transmitted and played on the wristband all day, and during the automated drive for those who have a car on the windshield, and you'll be woken up in the morning, saying that Shell sponsored today's sunrise.

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    44. Re:Too Many Connections? by demachina · · Score: 1

      "He wants to read an e-book on his watch?!"

      If you had RTFA you might have noticed he was proposing contact lenses as the primary display device so presumably the watch was just where the books were stored. Presumably you would be using speech to control it, or maybe an eye tracker in the lens as a pointer.

      At the proposed density of memory storage and computing power he was presumably refering to a rather sleek watch rather than the bulky geeked out all in one watches of today. The power supply is likely to be the main bulk and weight problem since they are advancing much more slowly than everything else. I suppose it is a matter of debate if a watch is the best place to put your computing power but it is better than in your clothes since you are less like to lose it or wash it.

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    45. Re:Too Many Connections? by mrak+and+swepe · · Score: 1

      Enjoyed. Thanks.

      That's the first time this century that I've found a long comment interesting enough to click the 'Read the rest ...' link.

    46. Re:Too Many Connections? by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Some of these are devices used in his books.

      Tomorrow?s bedside clock will be a sophisticated brainwave monitor. It?ll keep track of your sleep cycle, gently bringing up the room lights at precisely the right time so that you?ll feel rested, not cardiac arrested, as you awake.

      This is a variant of a device that allows you to tell what part of the sleep cycle your spouse or baby is in. From the novel The Terminal Experiment.

      Throughout the day, your wristband ? a combination cellphone, PDA, camera, and e-book display, all controlled by spoken commands ? will be your lifeline.

      And naturally, your wristband will be recording everything you see and do, with software indexing it all as you go along.

      You won?t have to worry about losing your car keys in the future ? your biometrics will identify you whenever necessary ? but you might forget where you?ve put your sunglasses and hat (sadly, both of which you?ll probably always need when venturing outdoors). No problem: just ask your wristband, and it?ll tell you where they are.

      Recording your entire life will take a lot of storage, but the cost of data storage will be essentially zero by 2014, so that?s no problem. The images of your life will be beamed through the air to an archive that only you can access; quantum cryptography ? unbreakable even in principle ? will have made such transmissions totally secure.


      This is similar to the Companions that alternate universe Neanderthals have in the books Hominids, Humans, and Hybrids. Their main purpose was to record your life (can't be opened by anyone other than yourself or the courts). The main difference is that Companions are implanted in your arm.

      To me, this article seems like something Mr. Sawyer has put together pretty quickly. His novels are much more well thought out. Checking the date of this article, I suspect he was working on his newest novel, Mindscan, at the same time as writing this article. Mindscan probably got more attention.

    47. Re:Too Many Connections? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      That is quite a sentiment. Thank you, much appreciated.

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    48. Re:Too Many Connections? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the EEG and waking up bit - most adult humans have a sleep cycle of about 90 minutes. every hour and a half, your body completes a full cycle from deep sleep to light sleep. If you are woken up by a loud buzzing contraption in the middle of this cycle (the deep sleep part) 'jarred our of sleep' would be an accurate description - if you are worken gently near the midpoint between cycles, you will feel much better. It isnt so much 'total amount of sleep' (although that does have some play) its 'waking up at the right cycle. So if you have to be up by 6am, about 90 minutes prior to that a 'smart' device could start watching for you reaching the end up a cycle, and begin gently waking you up with music that graudually increases in volume. That might end up being 5:45, or it might end up being 5:15. If your 90 minute cycle began at 5:15, and your alarm screcched at 6, youd be dead in the bottom of your deep sleep, and wouldnt feel very good.

  4. I'll say it once again: by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't want an electric car. I was promised a flying car and I'm not going to be satisfied until I get my FLYING CAR!

    Stop whatever you're doing and get working on my flying car. Now. I'm not kidding.

    1. Re:I'll say it once again: by mikieboy · · Score: 0

      and how far would you go to get your flying car
      eh?

    2. Re:I'll say it once again: by mike77 · · Score: 1
      People, people, do you really want flying cars?

      I don't trust people on the road, I'd be scared out of my mind if the idiots I drive w/ daily were up in the air!

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    3. Re:I'll say it once again: by brainstyle · · Score: 1
      Don't worry. Somebody's doing just that.

      Mind you, it's NASA, so you might not want to hold your breath too long.

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    4. Re:I'll say it once again: by kzinti · · Score: 1

      An electric car? But 2014 will be the 50th anniversary of the Mustang! I'd rather have a gas-guzzling 300HP convertible pony car myself.

    5. Re:I'll say it once again: by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      In theory, they'd be easier to dodge since you now have a course of action in three dimensions instead of two (and really only one dimension on some roads). I would hate to see rush hour with flying cars, but where I live (semi-rural area), I'd welcome them.

    6. Re:I'll say it once again: by cyber0ne · · Score: 1

      flying car

      I see this a lot on /. and I just have to comment. Think about it, do you REALLY want flying cars? Consider how horrible people are at driving on a 2-dimensional plane of road. And you want to add another axis to this? I'm really comfortable with the fact that, on a highway accident, there's a barrier between the accident and oncoming traffic. Having a car that can simply hop over that cement barrier and take out dozens of innocent people frightens me.

      Seriously, flying cars are fun to imagine and all, but think about the general public. Would you really want to be _under_ flying traffic? Do you really want to live in a world where 1/2-ton balls of steel and glass routinely fall out of the sky? When something goes wrong in your car (mechanical failure of some sort), would you rather be 2 lanes from the breakdown lane or 50+ feet above it?

      We have alot of problems to solve before we can worry about the "make the car fly" problem.

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    7. Re:I'll say it once again: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the same token people have a hard time driving between the lines in 2D. Imagine if they had to not only stay between the lines but also hold a particular altitude.

    8. Re:I'll say it once again: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you don't realize the potential of electric vehicles.

      The prototype electric hummer can smoke the diesel hummer by a long shot.

      Diesel-electric locomotives only use the diesel to generate electricity, the electricity drive the wheels.

      When we get hydrogen fuel cells (or any other type of efficient energy storage) really figured out, I'll put my electric muscle car against your gas one anyday...

    9. Re:I'll say it once again: by Skweetis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you really want soccer moms in Expeditions (which will probably be upwards of sixty feet long in ten years) talking on their 'wristbands', putting on makeup, and screaming at their children while driving in THREE dimensions?

    10. Re:I'll say it once again: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't trust people on the road, I'd be scared out of my mind if the idiots I drive w/ daily were up in the air!

      Don't worry, it's a self correcting problem. Just don't be an early adopter.

    11. Re:I'll say it once again: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta love slashdot...the place where a comment like this gets modded 'insightful' rather than 'funny' : p

    12. Re:I'll say it once again: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flying Cars:

      I am here to report that in 2014 you will be able to get your flying car! Rejoice!

      In 2014 your flying car will be available for ~$150,000 (in 2004 dollars). Since flying is dangerous, operation of your flying car will require a lengthy liscencing procedure, along with frequent and expensive manditory maintainence. In 2014 people will affectionately call flying cars "airplanes".

    13. Re:I'll say it once again: by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Much as I think the Mustang is a great car, that's a frightening thought.

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    14. Re:I'll say it once again: by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      So, would you give your leg for the flying car?

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    15. Re:I'll say it once again: by Man+of+E · · Score: 1

      I got tired of waiting for my flying car, so I got a pilot's license. Doesn't help the daily commute, but it does mean the end of dreadful roadtrips. Aaah... Anyway, when the flying cars do show up, you can bet you'll need a pilot's license. And then, I'll be ready.

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  5. "Too many connections" bah.. Full text: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a science-fiction writer, my job is predicting the future. And that's gotten harder with each passing year. Moore's law tells us that computing power doubles every 18 months. If that holds up -- and i believe it will, with breakthroughs in nanotechnology, new techniques of producing three-dimensional circuits, and new substrates for microprocessors -- then in 10 short years, we will have computers 128 times more powerful than those that exist today. Can anyone guess how that much computing muscle, widely available and inexpensively priced, will affect our day-to-day lives? Well, let's find out.

    Here are some of my predictions for a typical day in late 2014; feel free to track me down in 10 years' time and tell me i'm wrong!

    Our mornings will still begin with waking up. But forget the old-fashioned alarm-clock buzzer. Tomorrow's bedside clock will be a sophisticated brainwave monitor. It'll keep track of your sleep cycle, gently bringing up the room lights at precisely the right time so that you'll feel rested, not cardiac arrested, as you awake.

    Today, your coffee can be brewed while you sleep; tomorrow's robokitchen will have an entire hot (but low carb!) breakfast waiting for you. Also waiting will be an electronic-ink newspaper, with stories geared to your particular interests culled from sources worldwide (with foreign-language news automatically translated into English).

    Of course, you aren't the only one who has to get going in the morning. Your spouse and kids will be taken care of, too -- with smart toilets analyzing their urine and sensor-rich toothbrushes checking their saliva to make sure everything is ticketyboo; most health problems will be caught early and be trivial to correct.

    Your spouse might telecommute -- perhaps half of all white-collar workers will do so in 2014 -- but you might still have to physically go to your office. Along the way you'll take your kids to school.

    No point quizzing them on facts as you travel along, though. In a world in which any information can be easily accessed anywhere, mere memorization is no longer part of the curriculum. But analysis of information -- knowing how to think -- ah, that's the ticket!Naturally, your electric car will drive itself, communicating with millions of chips that have been steamrollered into the asphalt covering our roadways. No more traffic accidents; no more gridlock.

    Once you've dropped the kids off -- yes, learning can be done online at home, but socialization still happens best in a real school and at a real playground -- you will use the rest of your commute time productively, catching up on full-motion-video e-mail and reading reports (or having them read to you by totally realistic voice synthesizers). You'll arrive at your office relaxed.

    Throughout the day, your wristband -- a combination cellphone, PDA, camera, and e-book display, all controlled by spoken commands -- will be your lifeline.

    You'll have just one phone number, good worldwide with no long-distance or roaming charges, and the wristband will screen calls for you, with a computer-generated avatar kicking in to deal with most routine matters.

    Still, even 10 years from now, much business will require face-time. No problem. One major wall of your office in, say, Toronto, will be a vast flatscreen, showing you your company's Vancouver office. You'll be able to walk up to the wall and chat with whomever is depicted as casually as if you were both sharing the same water cooler.

    Your cubicle will have a smart wall of its own, giving every worker the appearance of having a window; yours might show real-time footage of Lake Louise, assuming that global warming hasn't melted the adjacent glaciers and flooded everything. And no matter which office chair you sit on, it will adjust automatically to your body's proportions.

    Of course, we'll all live in an enhanced reality. Today's bulky virtual-reality goggles will have been replaced by contact lenses that overlay textual information on your vis

  6. For the masses? by mangusman · · Score: 1

    Very interesting article, but we've been hearing about "smart homes" for years now but invariably, they're out of reach for the typical middle-class family with 2.3 kids. The coffee-maker itself has stood the test of time and hasn't had any significant changes for many years. And smart toilets? Please.

    1. Re:For the masses? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's more of a problem of "not enough technology" combined with "not gonna replace the current infrastructure". Your average home is extremely "feature complete" and has very little need of advanced computers controlling it. Thus you'd need to create a true breakthrough in technology to make people WANT to put these in their homes. What does that mean?

      For one, we'd need voice recognition that WORKS. Forget walking to the nearest wall like Captain Kirk, we need it Picard style! "Computer, play some Mozart" or "Lights, 70 percent". Even more than that, we need the home to do things that make our lives easier. e.g. "Computer, vacuum the living room." or "Computer, make some coffee." These are things that are currently beyond our ability to deliver in a consumer product (no matter how much the consumer is willing to pay).

      Where do I think we'll be in 2014? Much like we are today. We'll still drive cars, but hydrogen will have begun to replace gasoline. Broadband internet access will permeate the airwaves, allowing us to surf the net, listen to our favorite radio, and watch television on demand anywhere. Public schools will continue to suck as they always have, and people in general will finally get over their irrational fears of all thing nuclear. With those fears out of the way, private corporations will profit from various space expeditions to mine precious materials, tourism, military space-cruiser contracts, and offers to build equipment for Mars settlers. Yep, the future looks bright to me. :-)

    2. Re:For the masses? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Why the hell was this modded as a troll? Do you see any trolling in there? No? Do you see a valid opinion? Yes? Oh, well that explains it. Can't have any free thinkers on Slashdot. No siree. Got to stick with the [Borg] Collective groupthink.

  7. What? by iamdrscience · · Score: 3, Funny

    No sexbots? No flying cars? What horrible vision of the future is this!?

    1. Re:What? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      No sexbots? No flying cars? What horrible vision of the future is this!?

      I know William Shatner is the best Science Fiction author ever *cough*bull*cough*shit*wheeze*, but you REALLY need to lay off the Tek there man. That stuff is screwing with your head.

    2. Re:What? by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 1

      Fuck sexbots (no pun intended!) and flying cars, give me FLYING SEXBOTS!

  8. of course by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Funny

    Canadian science fiction author Robert J Sawyer takes a positive look at a typical day in 2014

    For those who didn't RTFA, Sawyer predicts global hegemony under ruthless Canadian authority.

    Residents of the former United States are chained to benches while being forced to eat poutine and watch curling competitions.

    1. Re:of course by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      For those who didn't RTFA, Sawyer predicts global hegemony under ruthless Canadian authority.

      Funny, I didn't see that bit about Prime Minister Don Cherry...

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    2. Re:of course by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1

      Residents of the former United States are chained to benches while being forced to eat poutine and watch curling competitions.

      Hey don't 'dis the poutine man, you'll never have a sweeter slow death! mmmmh poutine..... fries, cheese, gravy...mmmmmmmmmh.......
      and oh yeah, curling is reserved for those who go to hell only!

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    3. Re:of course by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Minnesota will stop this!

      I've been to the boundary waters and have seen the assualt force that they're massing.

      They're just waiting for the right time to board their canoes and paddle accross the lake, pick up the canoe and carry it to the next lake, paddle accross that and so on until they have successfully taken Canada.

      Beware of Minnesota!

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    4. Re:of course by JWW · · Score: 1

      Doesn't hell have to freeze over before you can have curling there? ;-)

    5. Re:of course by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

      How are you going to paddle across after we've extracted all the cold from the lakes?

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    6. Re:of course by value_added · · Score: 1

      Guess that's goodbye for the Baldwin brothers.

    7. Re:of course by flibuste · · Score: 0

      In soviet Canada, even hell gets frozen.

    8. Re:of course by TykeClone · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:of course by chickygrrl · · Score: 1

      I would gladly stop joking about my husband's Canadian citizenship just to have some real Canadian poutine. He'll, I'd even eat it while watching Men With Brooms and The Red Green Show - the poutine a local place sells just isn't the same...

    10. Re:of course by peatbakke · · Score: 1

      Residents of the former United States are chained to benches while being forced to eat poutine and watch curling competitions.

      Whoa. That sounds exactly like my first few months at Simon Frasier.

      Your insight scares me.

    11. Re:of course by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      A few pitchers of Rickard's Red along the border will stop that!

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    12. Re:of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because the best cheese for poutine is manufactured with a higher bacteria count than is currently allowed by US import regulations...

  9. "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!!!!!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's my backbacon in pill form, eh?

  10. Boring by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

    And he won awards huh. Pretty safe speculating even though most of it some what exist today!

    1. Re:Boring by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And he won awards huh. Pretty safe speculating even though most of it some what exist today!

      Surely that's the case in a ten year time frame? I mean, think about what is mainstream now (eg mobile phones, mp3s, internet shopping, etc). There isn't much ubiquitous technology about now that wasn't basically the realm of the geek and the early adopter ten or more years ago.
      Looking ahead ten years is really about sorting the fads from the trends in todays cutting edge.

  11. Minor quibbles by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I must say, I like a lot of the ideas - even if I think that many of them (such as the car driving itself) is about 10 years too early on his time table. Not because we technologically can't do it - but because of the politics.

    Take the urine testing/saliva testing devices. Personally, I wouldn't sweat over it. Car driving itself? Sure - go for it!

    But there are those who will fear their loss of privacy (you can track where I go on the road through all the sensors! The Bible says that the Anti-Christ will put computer chips on our foreheads - cars are the first step!).

    I love the wake-up system. I believe I read about something like that in Scientific American once - a column about a gentleman who created a hack that would open his blinds a little at a time based on the alarm clock, so that when he was suppose to be awake, he was being his full on the face with sunlight, a little at a time. Then he modified it to just lights, so you didn't need the blinds. But brain wave monitoring? Personally, that's fine with me, as long as my wife doesn't discover my secret dream involving her, Utena and Selfie Tilmitt in a hot tub full of green lime jello.

    But a lot of people will balk at some things for reasons of fear. I still like a lot of the ideas, and who knows - a good chunk of them might come true. I personally hope the concepts of "data analyses and understanding over memorization" comes true. I get so frustrated when I hear the words "No open book tests". Last time I checked, my boss didn't tell me to make a program, then told me he'd fire me if I opened a book or looked up the data I needed through the newsgroups. Why? Because he knows that my ability to think through the data and see what's been done before is the reason he hired me, not to be able to rattle off information that might or might not apply at this second.

    I mean, that's what we have MCSE's for. (And yes, I'm one of those too ;) ).

    1. Re:Minor quibbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I enjoy driving so just being a passenger would suck lots.

    2. Re:Minor quibbles by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...even if I think that many of them (such as the car driving itself) is about 10 years too early on his time table. Not because we technologically can't do it - but because of the politics.

      Its not just that, but the mere transition period for something like 'cars driving themselves' would probably take 25 years. Think about it. You have to line EVERY ROAD IN THE NATION with electric devices for the vehicle, then 'self driving' cars will be expensive, so people won't be buying them exclusively. Hell, if selfdriving (that are efficient and 100% safe) came out today, people not worrying about gridlock and accidents (basically everything setup and everyone having selfdriving cars) probably wouldn't happen until at least 2020 IMHO.

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    3. Re:Minor quibbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Bible says that the Anti-Christ will put computer chips on our foreheads - cars are the first step!).

      Wow! The Bible predicted computer chips! That's really something!

      I always thought that it predicted that there would be a mark put on out foreheads or back of the wrist. I never realised that it predicted that they would install chips in our bodies!

      Seeing as the Bible was so technologically predictive, I wonder if it prophesised Spam, Reality TV, or Satelites?

    4. Re:Minor quibbles by ripsnorta · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree. Even replacing every toilet in the nation would likely take a few decades. It's not normally the first thing that people do when they move in to a new house. In fact there are alot of things that people don't replace every few years that need to be replaced in his scenario.

      The only way that his predictions can become a reality in the next ten years is for a super efficient and extremely inexpensive means for manufacturing these products comes into use.

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    5. Re:Minor quibbles by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      I love the wake-up system.

      Looks kind of silly to me, but then I always wake up before my alarm goes off, bright and alert - no caffeine does that for you.

      This looks disturbingly like a slight updating of something first used in 1960 ro so. More computers, but the same utopian look/feel.

      I like the self-driving cars. Would be nice to be able to tell the car to go home, and catch a nap. Except for the work while you commute part. Frankly, I prefer to leave work for the hours I'm being paid - my commute would be me reading a good book.

      I get so frustrated when I hear the words "No open book tests".

      Not me. Keep in mind that you are assuming a vast knowledgebase you already possess. Such as how to program, how to analyse data, things like that. How to read and write, even. If you were not required to learn those things (which do, contrary to popular rumour, require you to memorize things), you would be incapable of doing them as needed. Just remember, what you "memorized" back in the day is what you "remember" how to do today.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    6. Re:Minor quibbles by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "Last time I checked, my boss didn't tell me to make a program, then told me he'd fire me if I opened a book or looked up the data I needed through the newsgroups."

      Maybe, but if you're a C programmer and need to look up malloc every time you use it, you won't get very far in your job. A certain amount of memorization is expected for core topics. In my experience, the things I've had to know for closed book tests (in my major) were things that I probably need to know without looking up anyways.

    7. Re:Minor quibbles by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Hey, your sig is cool. Let's hope Ashcroft, Dubya and cronies read it.

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    8. Re:Minor quibbles by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      Even replacing every toilet in the nation would likely take a few decades. It's not normally the first thing that people do when they move in to a new house.

      You're probably right though I can assure that is the FIRST thing I will be doing when I move.

      If Barbara Streisand can have a new toilet seat every time she has a gig, I can have a new toilet when I get my house.

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      We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    9. Re:Minor quibbles by mblase · · Score: 1

      Take the urine testing/saliva testing devices. Personally, I wouldn't sweat over it.

      Because they'll be testing that, too.

    10. Re:Minor quibbles by Chatsubo · · Score: 1

      One thing that bothered me: Why would we need big-screen displays in our office, and smart cubicle-liner that displays exotic locations if we already have contact-lenses that can put anything into our vision?

      Remember, two contact lenses = 3D visuals. That should make the countryside being broadcast to you look way better than the boring 2d smart-wallpaper. Unless it's 3d smart-wallpaper. In which case it still can't cover your entire field of view.

      To hell with digital newspaper, Just project a 3d video of a newscast straight into my eyes. I have the bandwidth.

      Wanna see a co-worker in another country? Just make him stand there right in front of you in glorious 3d!

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    11. Re:Minor quibbles by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      I get so frustrated when I hear the words "No open book tests".

      Not me. Keep in mind that you are assuming a vast knowledgebase you already possess. Such as how to program, how to analyse data, things like that. How to read and write, even. If you were not required to learn those things (which do, contrary to popular rumour, require you to memorize things), you would be incapable of doing them as needed. Just remember, what you "memorized" back in the day is what you "remember" how to do today.


      Here is the primary problem with this "concept" of testing for memorization. Universities are not designed to teach you the skills of writing, programing, of having memorized all the battles of the 30 years war, or other 'technical' skills. If you want to learn those, we have very fine technical schools who will be more than happy to provide instruction in those fields, and very well may cost you less, while giving you the skills to perform those tasks at the levels necessary to provide you with a very well paying job.

      A university or college education is oriented around giving you the critical skills of being able to think on your own, and to be able to do the research necessary to explain what you are doing, and how you got to that point. The skills of being able to do research and the like do not fundamentally require the ability to memorize strings of facts, or specific theroms, etc. And testing to see if you remember the exact syntax for calling a function to add two numbers together and return the resulting number as a string of characters, is not testing to see if you are able to be a good researcher.

      In software engineering, a better test for whether you have learned the skills of a software engineer would be to give you the language manual for an arbitrary BNF language, give you a task somewhat mroe difficult than you have had to perform so far, and see if you can find a set of procedures or functions within the language that allows you to complete that task.

      Of course this presumes that the instructor can confirm that your selection of functions will perform or not perform the task requested. This is not a given, which is very probably one of the reasons that you are going to get tests that see if you recall correctly the print function of ModulaII

      -Rusty

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      You never know...
    12. Re:Minor quibbles by Kismet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      must say, I like a lot of the ideas - even if I think that many of them (such as the car driving itself) is about 10 years too early on his time table. Not because we technologically can't do it - but because of the politics.

      Agreed.

      I don't think we'll have such advances in computing, though. I think Moore's law will take a break for a while (if it hasn't started already). The technology to keep Moore's law going for the next decade may exist, but it will be too expensive to develop and put out to the masses because of economic trends in tech markets.

      Of course, we will have faster machines that cost more (less, when adjusted for inflation), and more people will have them worldwide.

      The Internet will be far more pervasive. Dial-up will have all but disappeared - and won't be supported by most ISPs. Even the poorest of people will have access to broadband, except in the poorest nations, which will remain largely unchanged.

      All of the fancy goodies described in the article will exist (if they don't already), but still be too expensive and rare for any but the richest of people to afford.

      You won't be able to buy a CRT. A 19" flat-panel will cost $1000 (really $200, adjusted for inflation). However, wages won't have increased at the rate of inflation. Things will continue to lose wires and gain wireless capabilities. Land lines for public telecommunications will be unheard of.

      Technophiles will have gotten bored with Linux and with OSX - too mainstream. Windows will still be dominant on the desktop, but Microsoft will have long stopped their enormous profit-mongering and will have re-invented and diversified. Bill Gates might lose interest and go into some other business. Windows will cost next to nothing. A previously obscure OS will be getting popular with geeks who want something different. Maybe it will even be the Hurd.

      Gasoline fossil fuel will still be the dominant fuel for automobiles, but there will now be a significant minority of vehicles fueled by alternate means. Probably bio-diesel or improved hybrids, but still no fuel cells. Gasoline will be very expensive, and we'll still be talking about all of the research going into alternate fuels, except that we'll really be serious about it. Public transportation will improve slightly - dramatically in some areas. SUVs will be out. Thousands of people will still die in their vehicles.

      The low-carb craze will have ended. Nutrition won't have changed much - most people will still eat junk (cheap junk).

      Healthcare in America will have worsened, but improved in other nations. Fewer Americans will afford healthcare, and the quality of doctors will decline, prompting socialized medicine to become an attractive proposition for the first time (although still not quite there). More doctors will be unable to afford malpractice insurance and quit the practice altogether. People won't have fancy gadgets that assess their health status at home. They might add a few features to the standard thermometer and gain a blood pressure cuff as a standard item in the medicine closet. A few more controlled substances will make it Over the Counter. They will be harmless drugs, though.

      Advances in medicine will continue. New drugs, procedures, and equipment will arrive on the scene. These will open up new possibilities, but will come with new risks and new expenses. Ultimately, they will only produce marginal benefits.

      We will not find a cure for cancer, but we will come somewhat closer to making it a treatable illness that is regarded as a minor setback rather than a life-changing event.

      World hunger will be as prevalent as it is today. AIDS will continue to exact huge tolls on certain populations. No big break-throughs will help us there. Developed nations will experience significant population decreases as fewer children are born and the age demographic increases. Undeveloped nations will continue to increase their populations.

      The working cl

    13. Re:Minor quibbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I personally hope the concepts of "data analyses and understanding over memorization" comes true. I get so frustrated when I hear the words "No open book tests". Last time I checked, my boss didn't tell me to make a program, then told me he'd fire me if I opened a book or looked up the data I needed through the newsgroups."

      Just so you can't say nobody ever brought it up...

      You just gotta memorize the addition and multiplication tables. Yeah, you could look it up on the internet every time you wanted to know, but that would just be stupid.

      The same theory applies to higher level thought, as well. To synthesise complex thoughts one needs to posess mastery of the building blocks. You need to be able to recall information in order to apply it - without recall you can't even remember that there is an applicable bit of information.

      Is school full of pointless memorization? Yes.
      Can we do without memorization in school? No.

    14. Re:Minor quibbles by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Or government mandate. You WILL drive an electric car, or you will drive NO car at all.

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      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    15. Re:Minor quibbles by b-baggins · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      From drudgereport.com:

      The Kerry campaign calls on a publisher to 'withdraw book' written by group of veterans, claiming veterans are lying about Kerry's service in Vietnam and operating as a front organization for Bush. Kerry campaign has told Salon.com that the publisher of UNFIT FOR COMMAND is 'retailing a hoax'... 'No publisher should want to be selling books with proven falsehoods in them,' Kerry campaign spokesman Chad Clanton tells the online mag... Developing...

      I don't seem to recall Bush making that demand for Fahrenheit 9/11

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      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    16. Re:Minor quibbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally hope the concepts of "data analyses and understanding over memorization" comes true. I get so frustrated when I hear the words "No open book tests". Last time I checked, my boss didn't tell me to make a program, then told me he'd fire me if I opened a book or looked up the data I needed through the newsgroups. Why? Because he knows that my ability to think through the data and see what's been done before is the reason he hired me, not to be able to rattle off information that might or might not apply at this second.


      In Sun land, this is called a dataless client. Which means that you are utterly useless without a direct information source.

      Don't discount the benefits of memorization.
    17. Re:Minor quibbles by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Umm, your better test requires that you have, well, memorized enough of a language (english, or whatever you speak wherever you are) to be able to read the manual. You had to "memorize" fundamental concepts (like, "what is programming?", "what is a function?"), and so on.

      I am not arguing that teaching rote memorization is better than teaching analytical skills. However, rote memorization is PART of analytical skills. You may change the set of things to be memorized by changing the emphasis of school from learning "facts" to learning "how to think", but you won't remove memorization from the process - you'll just be memorizing different things.

      And, likely as not, 50 years later people will be complaining because noone knows anything without looking it up, and that schools need to provide more fundamental facts to back up analytical thinking....

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    18. Re:Minor quibbles by misleb · · Score: 1
      But there are those who will fear their loss of privacy (you can track where I go on the road through all the sensors! The Bible says that the Anti-Christ will put computer chips on our foreheads - cars are the first step!).



      Excuse me? Privacy is very important and essential to freedom. It has nothing to do with some Biblical prophecy.



      It is sad hear about what people like you will sacrafice for a little more material comfort.



      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    19. Re:Minor quibbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't seem to recall Bush making that demand for Fahrenheit 9/11

      If I recall correctly, he didn't have to -- Miramax was willing to try to do it for him, and take the blame for it too.

      Funny how giving corporate tax breaks does that.

    20. Re:Minor quibbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is probably the most accurate forecast I have ever seen...

    21. Re:Minor quibbles by zog+karndon · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if universities were actually oriented around giving students critical skills of being able to think on their own.

      Unfortunately, what they actually do is train students to parrot back whatever political swill their professors give them.

      It was true 20 years ago, when I went to college, and it doesn't appear to have changed any.

    22. Re:Minor quibbles by ripsnorta · · Score: 1
      The problem is that this is very difficult to do in a democracy. You will not win the next election. People don't like having their cars or homes messed with!

      What you can do is mandate that all new cars after a certain date will be electric, or better still, will not use petrol (since there may be better technologies that come along that break the letter of the law.) Then the government makes it economic to buy a new car perhaps with tax breaks, and uneconomic to drive a petrol car perhaps by increasing the cost of fuel or registration.

      They did a similar thing in Australia in the mid-eighties to introduce unleaded petrol. All new cars after 1986 had to run on unleaded. My car was made in 1983, bought by me in 1994 and sold in 2003. It was a few cents a litre more expensive for petrol than an unleaded vehicle.

      The Japanese as I understand it, used a method of increasing registration costs for older cars. The first rego for a new car cost $2000 for 3 years, then the next time cost $2000 for 2 years, and then $2000 a year after that.

      In the meantime, governments need to consider other means to reduce fuel consumption. Better public transport anyone?

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      Hollywood: The place good stories go to die.

    23. Re:Minor quibbles by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      I agree entirely. Think back to 1994. In ten years time we are still fighting the government to stay out of regulating the Internet.

      So in an industry where the medium is owned soley by the government, how are we going to get these chips implanted into the roads? Let alone account for the transition period between these (for lack of a better term) autobots and current autos?

      If I want to go from point A to point B without driving, I'll either take a bus or a train. How exactly does one even begin to account for changes in destination, such as the time when someone calls you up on the phone and says to meet them at the rec center instead of the park.

      Going back to the original point, the government owns the roads. Who in their right mind is going to develop these cars that can be automatically driven when the government has been so slow to evolve in the area of road construction. I mean, think about it. For the last 50 years the interstate system and highway systems have been essentially the same.

      Doesn't that kind of discount any possible change? I suppose maybe they might do *some* privatization, but I highly doubt they'll do much. Everyone has a knee-jerk response to the libertarian argument that roads should be privatized. It would make sense that the federal and state governments would naturally want to "protect the people" and not privatize.

      The question is: why does it matter anymore?

      The other question is: Why is Larry Niven the only SF writer to grasp things like this?

    24. Re:Minor quibbles by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

      My apologies - I was highlighting how some people will avoid any kind of technology that increases efficiency because of assumed privacy concerns. There are real issues out there, to be certain.

      On the other hand, I've experienced a lot more fear at simple things, like credit cards. Working in retail as a young man, I had plenty of people telling me they were "tools of Satan to bring us under a one world government". No kidding.

      Yeah, I'm worried when I hear that companies want your movements tracked just to rent a car, or companies that want my DNA. On the other hand, a national ID doesn't bother me, since it's just like my social security card (just with my picture on it).

      So there's a balance, and I was addressing those who go way to the other spectrum of "paranoid fear" rather than "healthy suspicion".

    25. Re:Minor quibbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I think you're spot on. Too bad "conservative" predictions never get much attention, simply because they're not that exciting. Although..
      A previously obscure OS will be getting popular with geeks who want something different. Maybe it will even be the Hurd.
      Won't happen ;)
    26. Re:Minor quibbles by misleb · · Score: 1

      Well, as long as my piss and saliva tests are not reported to anyone, I'm cool. ;-)

      Although I am not too worried about any of it because I think the sci-fi author that started this whole thing is full of shit. The reality is that, even today with all the snazzy technology that is available, most of what we do is based on very old technology and I don't think that is going to change 10 years from now. Look at our telephone networks.. the electric grid... the internal combustion engine, etc, etc. Yeah, this stuff is changing, but a lot slower than the hype will have you believe. The more technology we add to our lives, the more difficult it becomes to replace it. Look how difficult it has been to replace the internal combustion engine. We have so much invested in it. We just keep adding stuff to it... but it doesn't get replaced.

      The biggest problem people have in predicting the future is that they assume that when something becomes technologically possible and economically feasable, it will instantly become ubiqutous and magically replace the previous, "obsoleted" technology. The reality is that even with the fancy hybrid gas/electric cars we have now, a good portion of people are still driving good ol' fashioned gas guzzlers. 10 years from now, we might see some pure electric cars on the road, but short of massive government intervention or environmental disaster, there will still be plenty of gas powered cars out there. Certainly too many to allow the new the electric cars to "drive themselves."

      It totally amazes me how people can continue making ridiculously fanciful predictions of the future despite the fact that every one before them with similar predictions has been made fools out of. Where are the flying cars? Does anyone ever take into account the problems all this technology seems to be causing in society? Is it just a coincidence that so many people are swallowing handfulls of pills every day to "cure" everything from depression to obesity?

      But I digress ;-)

      -matthew

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
  12. Tech/ Power Reliance by StevenHenderson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Assuming he's correct, does anyone else find it alarming how fucked we are in the event of a power outage or continual rise in fuel prices?

    1. Re:Tech/ Power Reliance by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      Assuming he's correct, does anyone else find it alarming how fucked we are in the event of a power outage or continual rise in fuel prices?
      Even if he isn't correct, power outages, and rising fuel prices are a problem today.
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    2. Re:Tech/ Power Reliance by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? We're fucked now if the power goes out.

    3. Re:Tech/ Power Reliance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wanna reduce the risk of both of these? Support small-scale next generation nuclear power on a national scale.

    4. Re:Tech/ Power Reliance by michael_cain · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Assuming he's correct, does anyone else find it alarming how fucked we are in the event of a power outage or continual rise in fuel prices?

      One of the things he's forecasting is that 50% of white-collar workers will telecommute. While I think that percentage is high, there are a number of forces pushing us in that direction. One of them is the likely continual rise in fuel prices, at least petroleum-based fuels. Another will be that roads (at least in the US) will continue to be less and less usable during commuting hours -- local governments will finally be forced to realize that they simply can't build enough new roads to deal with population growth, so long as the population keeps commuting.

    5. Re:Tech/ Power Reliance by StevenHenderson · · Score: 1

      No, now we are screwed if the power goes out. If this guy is right (which I strongly doubt - I think he is about 10 years off at least), then we are f*cked.

    6. Re:Tech/ Power Reliance by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

      Assuming he's correct, does anyone else find it alarming how fucked we are in the event of a power outage or continual rise in fuel prices?

      Since the corporations that control most of the food have made most areas of the world dependent on imported food.... Yes.

      Maybe it is time we start having personal gardens.

      I like the idea of the Victor Gardens durring World War Two.

      But I would prefer to call them Anarchy Gardens.

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      If you are a Liberal or a Conservative, then HAVE A NICE DAY!
      Courage.
  13. A little far fetched, but some nice ideas by Nos. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One that I would really like to see is the one phone number that is good world wide. Actually, I'd like to see it move away from a number, and use some sort of identification that is easier to remember, of course there is always stored numbers in your phone anyways. I don't see the toilet analyzing urine and your toothbrush analyzing saliva, but they are neat ideas.

    I do like the idea of your car operating via biometrics though. No more car keys and such, just a thumb print scanner

    1. Re:A little far fetched, but some nice ideas by twoshortplanks · · Score: 1
      Since we're all moving to voice-over-IP (VOIP) we'll all be using IP addresses in the future anyway.

      And yes, we'll eventually just use DNS for this. So you'll just call my domain and my domain server can (just as it can for mobile laptops now) return the IP I'm currently using.

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      -- Sorry, I can't think of anything funny to say here.
    2. Re:A little far fetched, but some nice ideas by hamsan · · Score: 1

      "I don't see the toilet analyzing urine and your toothbrush analyzing saliva, but they are neat ideas."

      Maybe they could just beam the info to Obi-Wan for further analysis, including midichlorian count!

  14. The stakes haev been raised!! by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 1
    I don't want an electric car. I was promised a flying car and I'm not going to be satisfied until I get my FLYING CAR! Stop whatever you're doing and get working on my flying car. Now. I'm not kidding.

    Too late for that now. They have taken to long to deliver my Flying car, so now I want an ELECTRIC FLYING CAR!

  15. Atkins by Shky · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "robokitchen will have an entire hot (but low carb!) breakfast waiting for you"

    Sorry, but my prediction for the next few years is the quick demise of the Atkins diet. Nothing that has you excluding entire parts of your diet can be healthy. I can't wait for this idiotic craze to go away.

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    1. Re:Atkins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, ever read up on it?
      The main point was that the rise of heart disease and the increased diet of processed sugars and carbs are linked.
      Cut down on both, not ALL.
      Who are you, Michael Moore?

    2. Re:Atkins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love my pasta way too much for Atkins but I've seen it work. It is an acceptable option that any dieter might consider. Myself I consider it too restrictive. But if in 2014 it was epidemiologically proven that Atkins scrubbed the arteries clean of cholesterol plaques the "meat is murder" crowd would be screaming just as loud.

      Their disinfo campaign has nothing to do with Atkins or science and everything to do with people eating more meat, which must be discredited at any cost.

    3. Re:Atkins by SpectralOne · · Score: 1

      Atkins is definitely going away, because it's unhealthy. The medical industry is seeing rising numbers of cases of gout, gall bladder issues, and an increase in heart problems for people who claim to be doing low-carb dieting. Of course, many doctors who treat heart disease already knew that high fat diets are horrible for you, but it's not the fad right now...

    4. Re:Atkins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait for idiots who don't know what they are talking about to go away. Every try reading up on it instead of getting your information from Jerry Springer?

    5. Re:Atkins by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My mother- and father-in-law are Italian, direct from a small village on the side of a mountain about an hour southeast of Rome. I've been to their village. The amount of pasta they eat would put an Atkins groupie into horrified paralysis, but the average person I saw in Italy was noticeably thinner than the average middle-class American.

      It ain't just carbs, folks. It ain't even just the portions; every dang meal over there has at least three courses. Just maybe it's exercise?

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    6. Re:Atkins by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 5, Funny

      the quick demise of the Atkins diet

      Actually, based on the amount of fat those people eat and the lack of fiber, combined with the way Dr. Atkins died, I think it's safer to say we'll see the demise of Atkins dieters...

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      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    7. Re:Atkins by MDcoverboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      2014. A new report from the NIH conclusively proves the dangers of low-carbohydrate diets. Popular around the turn of the century, these diets promised long term weight loss while allowing you to eat what you want. The research study on 2,000 individuals reveals that dieters who had participated have higher incidences of heart disease, diabetes, and fatty liver disease or cirrhosis. The high-fat diets, nutritional deficiencies, and rebounding undermetabolization of sugars are cited as probable causes. President Obama called on the Food and Drug Administration to issue warning labels for foods that don't have carbohydrates.

      In other news, former President George W. Bush chopped his arm off while clearing brush on his ranch. He is calling for a national program to track and profile all bushes.

    8. Re:Atkins by aelbric · · Score: 1

      My step-father is like this. He eats more pasta in a sitting than I can even look at. Does it 3 times a day too. Skinny as a rail. Of course, he's outside working from 6 in the morning until past sundown.

      Guess that farming work ethic has some significant benefits. Cutting carbs is only for those who are inactive. Good luck longterm though.

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    9. Re:Atkins by AnonymousKev · · Score: 1
      All I know is that I went on the diet for 8 months, lost 30 pounds (240 down to 210), then went back to a "regular food/small portions" diet.

      I still follow three habits I picked up with Atkins.
      1) Always drink unsweetened iced tea (no cokes),
      2) Never eat a donut from the break room, and
      3) Eat those overpriced, sucralose desserts instead of regular chocolate or ice cream.

      My cholestorol jumped 15 points (180 to 195) in those 8 months, but now that I'm back to eating my apple-a-day, I suspect it will be down at my next checkup.

      In short, yeah, Atkins is a fad and it's cool to knock fads, but I think it works as advertised. None of the Atkins material I've read says you should stay on the diet long term.

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    10. Re:Atkins by Watcher · · Score: 1

      Bingo. For the most part over there (an especially in the cities) you walk most everywhere you go. That's a big difference from the US where you drive like mad because everything is so spread apart. In the US we have to put a concerted effort into exercising (which I do because I do not want what a friend of mine terms "programmer's paunch" when I get older). We're just way too sedentary for our own good, and man does it ever show.

    11. Re:Atkins by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      didn't dr. atkins die because he slipped and fell, hitting his head? i'm not sure it was in any way related to his diet...

    12. Re:Atkins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I have to wonder what sort of effect just following those 3 steps you outlined would've had...I mean, if you want to lose weight, those are the obvious things to start with...

    13. Re:Atkins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, supposedly related to some sort of heart malfunction...and then there's the ungodly weight that he died at, which his estate claims was due to water retention right before his death (something on the order of 60ish pounds)...i'll let you decide if it's really a healthy way to live...

    14. Re:Atkins by accessdeniednsp · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

      i TOTALLY agree! yes, i am eager for this insane fad to pass. it is a ridiculous way to hack your diet. if you wanna lose weight, ya gotta burn more calories than you take in. it's that simple.

      assuming, of course, you have a normal-functioning metabolism and other bodily organs aren't acting up (thyroid, etc). and if that's the case, atkins is the worst thing for you.

      thank you, Shky, thank you...

    15. Re:Atkins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but my prediction for the next few years is the quick demise of the Atkins diet. Nothing that has you excluding entire parts of your diet can be healthy. I can't wait for this idiotic craze to go away.

      Sorry to hear that refined starches and sugars make up "entire parts" of your diet. Atkins eating is healthy eating. Whole grains, not refined into pure starch. Whole fruits - when you keep the roughage you keep the taste. Meat and fat and milk products are not banned - hallaluyah.

      If you have a problem with Atkins, you don't understand it or you are trying to turn it into something it isn't.

    16. Re:Atkins by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Nothing that has you excluding entire parts of your diet can be healthy.

      This is FUD. You don't exclude carbohydrates completely. The idea is that what the US government says is an appropriate amount of carbohydrate in your diet is way over estimated. I've lost 70 pounds with this diet (actually a slight variation of it). I still eat fruit. I eat more vegitables. Sometimes I eat some whole-grain bread. I stopped consuming anything with refined sugar or flour, partially hydroginated vegitable oil, or high fructose corn syrup. I also don't eat potatos anymore. Anywhere you eat potatos, I eat vegitables instead. I still eat exactly the same amount of meat and fat as I did before the diet. I've gone from 290 pounds to 220 pounds. My waist has gone from 44" to 36" and I've dropped four shirt sizes, all without a significant increase in exercise. And essentially, all I did was replace sugar and potatos with vegitables.

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    17. Re:Atkins by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      combined with the way Dr. Atkins died

      by slipping on ice and hitting his head? I eat more vegitables and fiber now than I did before this diet. Get your facts straight.

      P.S. You'll now see posts about how much he weighed when he died. What people fail to point out was that this was water wait gained while he was in a coma. One month before he died, he was at an idea weight for his age, and there are pictures to prove it.

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    18. Re:Atkins by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      J.R. Diet: Eat less, move around more.

      Haven't seen anything to beat that one yet.

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    19. Re:Atkins by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of scientific papers in favour of Atkins, if one reads up on it.

    20. Re:Atkins by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      2014: A new report from the Health Department which studied 6000 individuals conclusively proves the dangers of low-fat diets and trans-fats. Low-fat diets and eating of transfats like margarine and hydrogenated vegetable oils resulted in many individuals dying from diabetes, cancer, heart disease, strokes, gallstones, kidney and liver diseases. The Diabetics Association has been recommending the Atkins and Bernstein diets since almost a decade ago. The myth that eating fat makes you fat, just like eating tomatoes makes you red, has now been completely eradicated. The only diets which are healthy are the low-carb ones. The Department issued warning labels on foods with carbohydrate values>=25 and a prohibitions on foods with carbohydrate values >= 70 like classical pasta (low fat foods were banned too). Golden Harvest issued a new type of low-carb bread which does not contain any wheat or other complex carbohydrate and is suitable for diabetics too, similar to their low-carb pasta made from a Japanese vegetable.

    21. Re:Atkins by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      The heart malfunction was invented, at best.
      The cause of death was "blunt impact injury of head with epidural hematoma".

      See this site for some interesting details on who invented this "heart malfunction" (which Atkins never had!). You can also see the death certificate itself.

    22. Re:Atkins by vondo · · Score: 1
      That's not a low-carb diet, that's a healthy diet (well, depending on how much meat and fat you eat). Every nutritionalist I've ever heard will tell you to replace refined sugars and grains with whole grain. Maybe "standard" nutrition won't tell you to never eat a potato, but what you're doing isn't the Atkins diet.

      Congratulations, BTW.

    23. Re:Atkins by cens0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What you're doing is much closer to the south beach diet; which I, even as a vegetarian, approve of. The atkins diet simply has too much saturated fat in it to be healthy. That's the one thing the low fat diets have gotten right. Saturated fats are bad. However, most people replaced them with partially hydrogenated vegetable oil which is probably worse.

      I believe if partially hydrogenated vegetable oil and high fructose corn syrup where outlawed today, much of our problems with obesity would slowly dissapear.

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    24. Re:Atkins by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Maybe "standard" nutrition won't tell you to never eat a potato, but what you're doing isn't the Atkins diet.

      On the grounds that I've read the book several times for the purpose of critically examing it, yes, yes that is the Atkins diet.

      The difference between the Atkins diet and the popular conception of the Atkins diet is staggering. Critics who wonder why those of us on the Atkins diet don't "see the light" and listen to them can find part of the answer in the fact that what they criticize is a parody of the diet. (Thought there is some danger in that some people actually try the parody, thinking that's really it.) The other half of the answer is mostly the failure of "the answer" to be feasible, for a variety of reasons adequately explored in the book.

      If you want to know more about the actual diet, check the website online. It basically has the whole book online, in pieces. I don't suggest swallowing it uncritically, but Atkins made a lot of criticisms of the current diet dogma that I find backed by my own experience and which aren't addressed by the Atkins critics, either because they have no real answer, or more likely, they haven't bothered to find out what it is they are criticizing. Speaking at least for myself, that is not a path to convincing me of your rightness.

      In a nutshell, if you (the reader in general, not just vondo) think "Eat nothing but meat" is an adequate summation of Atkins, you have no clue about the Atkins diet, only the popular parody. Do the rest of us the favor of shutting up about the diet until you get one, OK? For a lot of you its pretty obvious you're just posturing about not liking something apparently popular in order to look cool. ("Apparently" because it is still not mainstream.)

      (Personally, I think the ultimate scientific outcome of the whole thing (and there has been shockingly little science in the field as a whole, just self-reporting surveys and studies that don't provide the whole diet of the participants, both of which are just barely shy of useless scientifically) will be to largely vindicate Atkin's criticisms, but not necessarily every last one of his solutions. In the meantime, I can't wait until Nutritionists get off their collective asses and start doing real science, so I tend towards the Atkins diet which works for me and will stick with it, until someone adequately explains to me why loosing 60 pounds on Atkins is worse then keeping them or gaining more on any other diet; it does not pass my attention that Atkins critics tend to either ignore or deny that significant weight loss occurs... anybody who can't explain how eating more fat can cause weight loss but criticizes Atkins anyhow instantly loses all respect from me. We're living proof of the incorrectness of the very theory such people try to beat us over the head with; why would you expect us to listen?)

    25. Re:Atkins by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is a low carb diet. I limit my carb intake to less than 50 grams a day. For the first two weeks, atkins limits you to 20 a day. Then he recommends increasing the daily limit by 5 grams each week until you stop losing, then drop back down 5 more grams. For me, that number is around 60 grams a day, more if I exercise. I do this eating vegitables and fruits. Read the book.

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  16. Why a wrist band? by rward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why not implanted circuitry? I for one gave up a watch a long time ago. The way he describes this all-in-one-device reminds me of the talking watch calculators of the past.

  17. I don't mind that... by ScottGant · · Score: 1

    As long as I get my flying car and a computer that can read my lips, I'll be as sound as a pound...

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    1. Re:I don't mind that... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you have a computer that can read lips, you won't be able to hide the fact that you are going to shut it down and it will kill your entire crew before you get to jupiter.

    2. Re:I don't mind that... by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, but this guy is a nutcase. What he describes isn't the world of the future. It's a world of fairy elf magic.

      The things he describes are quite possible, but not *economically feasable*. Why don't we all have robot butlers and maids cleaning up after us now? Is it because we don't have the technology? Of course not - it is because of economic feasability. There's just too many parts, and too much effort, required to produce just *one* of the "miraculous future inventions* that people have been promoting since the birth of sci-fi.

      A brain wave monitor alarm clock? Hello, an alarm clock is designed to *Wake You Up At A Given Time*. People get frustrated enough with those "slowly wake you up" alarm clocks, and now we're supposed to get an EEG involved here?

      A robokitchen? Aparently noone ever told him that the price of robotics doesn't follow Moore's laws. We've had robots building cars for ages, but you still don't see them in peoples' homes. And, since this would require changes of an integral part of the house, it would require modernization of housing design, something that's hardly been done in a hundred years.

      An electronic ink newspaper? Yeah, I saw that in a copy of "Amazing Stories!" from the 1940s - it worked by radio waves. Noone used them then, noone's going to use them now. The closest you see? The internet, of course ;)

      Smart toilets and sensor toothbrushes are going to give us digital readouts (of non-ridiculous price) of what is wrong with us, and health problems will be "Trivially Easy to Correct"? Sounds like what people said when the first antibiotics and disease tests were developed. Sorry, but pathogens don't play along with our "miracle cure" scenarios.

      Half of people telecommuting? Yeah, telecommuting really took off, didn't it? Rote memorization out of schools? Yeah, that's really happened. Electric cars in all of the streets? That notion's been around since the 60s, and it is little closer to reality (again, thanks to *economics*).

      I could keep going, but I won't bother you. This sort of stuff is just plain dumb, and at best 2-5% of what he says will happen (perhaps, say, Cell/PDA/camera/E-books, although not on your wrist, because that would be awkward).

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    3. Re:I don't mind that... by rjoseph · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Yeah, but this guy is a nutcase. What he describes isn't the world of the future. It's a world of fairy elf magic."

      The man is a science fiction writer, what do you expect? If you're stupid enough to actually take the article as an accurate description of 10 years from now, then You Just Don't Get It(tm).

      In fact, Sawyer is one of the more brilliant and creative SF writers of our decade... go to his site and read some of the premises of his novels. I've read a few of his and throughly enjoyed them, and have a few more of his books on the way.

      Give the man a break: he writes fake stuff for a living, you cannot honestly expect him to try to extrapolate perfectly the world 10 years from now.

    4. Re:I don't mind that... by Oligonicella · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "...you cannot honestly expect him to try to extrapolate perfectly the world 10 years from now."

      Him: "Here are some of my predictions for a typical day in late 2014...".

      Umm, exactly why shouldn't I expect that from an article written by him expressly to give me his predictions.

      What he predicts is a bit more like 2114.

    5. Re:I don't mind that... by w3weasel · · Score: 2, Funny
      You completely misread this article. Clearly what he is saying is that in the year 2014, I will be filthy stinking rich, and will have billions of dollars worth of prototype level uber-tech filling every niche in my home and life.

      my personal favorite is the contact lens display... a great theory, but isn't it obvious that the power cable for those might be an eye irritant?

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    6. Re:I don't mind that... by homer_ca · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "but isn't it obvious that the power cable for those might be an eye irritant?"

      We already have inductance loop connections for transmitting power. The EV1 electric car had them. Some medical implants use them too.

    7. Re:I don't mind that... by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Sawyer is a guy who wrote some really interesting stuff a decade ago before descending into Utopian Navel Gazing.

      I've read a couple of his more recent works, and they weren't much to write home about. Mostly a vaguely interesting premise ruined by prosletizing and philosphical wanking.

      If I want that, I'll go read Ken Macleod, at least he's entertaining when he does it.

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    8. Re:I don't mind that... by meheler · · Score: 1

      I agree with ya. After only a paragraph or two I had to ask myself "Is this guy looking ahead 10 years or 100 years?" Followed by "Or is he stuck in the 50s looking into the magical world of 'tomorrow'?"

      A small portion of the things that he describes might, might, might be available to the gluttonous wealthy by that time, but I think he's forgotten something. The forecast is supposed to be for ten years from now. Ten. Why not start by looking back to 1994 and seeing how much has changed since then? Aside from the addition of two computers which don't help at all with the housework, my own home has barely changed since then.

      I wonder if anyone wrote in 1994 about the fantastic world of 2004. I'd like to see how close they were.

      And how about the "low-carb" hot-n-ready breakfast made by the robotokitchen. I was under the impression that the low-carb fad (btw, ladies and gentlemen, that's all it ever was) had already died, or at least was gasping for breath.

      Anyway, another chapter in the more useless brand of non-action-oriented sci-fi. Does anyone know what happened to the next generation of Clarkes and Asimovs?

    9. Re:I don't mind that... by ezHiker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An electronic ink newspaper? Yeah, I saw that in a copy of "Amazing Stories!" from the 1940s - it worked by radio waves. Noone used them then, noone's going to use them now. The closest you see? The internet, of course ;)


      What is interesting is that the electronic newspapers were early forms of fax machines, using radio modems instead of telephone modems. These were actually invented in the 1930's and there were successful demonstrations of the technology at the time.


      The idea was that the newspaper publishers would use existing AM broadcast stations to fax newspapers directly to subscribers during the wee hours of the morning while the stations were off the air. Sounds like a great idea, even now. I think the reason it never caught on was that it was simply too expensive to operate at the time for both the newspaper and the subscriber.


      Just goes to show you how some of the coolest inventions either take years to catch on, if ever.

    10. Re:I don't mind that... by forsythe450 · · Score: 1
      I've got to agree with the parent to disagree with the author. I mean, if you look at life today compared with life in '94, it's not much different for most people.

      So what are the differences? Doom I vs. Doom III. Discman vs. IPod. $1 gas vs. $2 gas. Duke Nukem 3d vs. er.... Duke Nukem 3d. (ok, so that was only 8 years ago)

      So what will be different in 2014 on a practical level? Maybe we'll have cars that get double the mileage we have now. We'll be two more generations along in game consoles - hopefully approaching realtime 3D photorealism. We'll be able to watch TV over the internet, possibly even in HD. Maybe we'll even finally be able to talk to our computers.

      On a practical level, things will be almost the same as they are now. No robotic kitchens (unless Al Gore is doing your cooking), no contacts with augmented reality. Oh yea, and the president will either be Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush.

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    11. Re:I don't mind that... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Hmm... lets take this trend further!

      Doom III vs Doom V (photorealistic 3d graphics and lifelike AIs, but still a first person shooter! Perhaps some kind of massively multiplayer options?)

      IPod vs IPod 2: Stores complete archives of digital media. Perhaps including video media, if small digital display prices can drop. Perhaps with a wireless p2p or subscription network for downloading media, with the local drive acting as a cache.

      $2 gas vs $3-$6 gas (depending on world events)

      Duke Nukem 3d vs Duke Nukem 3d: More of the same ;)

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    12. Re:I don't mind that... by nyekulturniy · · Score: 1
      Anyway, another chapter in the more useless brand of non-action-oriented sci-fi. Does anyone know what happened to the next generation of Clarkes and Asimovs?


      Killed off by Star Trek/Star Wars, fantasy, and the decline of the midlist by publishers. They may be there, but who will buy their stories?
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    13. Re:I don't mind that... by danila · · Score: 1

      This sort of stuff is just plain dumb, and at best 2-5% of what he says will happen
      Of course! Everyone know that the future will always be exactly as the present. Because the present is exactly as the past, nothing has ever changed over the last few millenia and nothing ever will. Bzzt! Wrong!

      The timeframe for most of the things he describes is realistic. Some things, IMHO, are unlikely to appear that soon, but overall a good scenario.

      If you are unable to understand what 10 years means, you are not alone. Most people fail to remember the laptops in 1994 and don't realise the progress made between then and today's tablet PCs. Naturally, you don't see how much will probably happen between now and 2014 either.

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    14. Re:I don't mind that... by rickbrodie · · Score: 1
      The things he describes are quite possible, but not *economically feasable*. Why don't we all have robot butlers and maids cleaning up after us now? Is it because we don't have the technology? Of course not - it is because of economic feasability
      I think it is actually because we don't yet have the technology to make it economically feasible.
    15. Re:I don't mind that... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Ok, lets make a bet. If you wake up in 2014 because of your EEG alarm clock, and your robotic kitchen fixes you breakfast, I'll give you 50 dollars. If you don't, you give me one dollar. Deal?

      The time frame is not at all realistic, and some of the things would never happen just because they're completely inconvenient (like putting everything on your wrist). Robotics haven't become radically cheaper (someone should inform this author that robotics doesn't follow Moore's law), and housing design hasn't changed much. People don't get a new toilet when they want a test, they simply get a test.

      What does 10 years mean? On everything except computers, rather little. And concerning computers, *we had a clear trend line* that told us what computers would be like in 2004 - and it was *correct*. In short, 2004 was pretty darn predictable using the "things stay mostly as they are, just following the trends that they currently are following".

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    16. Re:I don't mind that... by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 1

      Care to name some titles? Which are the interesting ones and which are the "UNG" ones?

    17. Re:I don't mind that... by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 1

      Low carb hasn't even reached its peak. Come back to me in two years and try to tell me I'm wrong. Deal?

      Low carb = cutting out sugars = what your mother always told you, which is to eat your vegetables and don't drink pop. Pretty simple.

      As for the question of where are the Asimovs and the Clarkes, we've moved beyond them in some ways, but I will agree that there are far too few SF writers with their magnitude of vision. Maybe if the market were less friendly to yet another book in the Star Wars franchise and far more friendly to hard SF...

    18. Re:I don't mind that... by blancolioni · · Score: 1

      In fact, it reads like a 1960s prediction of what people in 2004 will be predicting for 2014.

    19. Re:I don't mind that... by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We've had robots building cars for ages, but you still don't see them in peoples' homes.

      Really ? I could have sworn I saw my washing machine just a few minutes ago... Not to mention my oven (stays automatically at the same temperature) and my refrigerator and freezer (same thing).

      A robot is not (neccessarily) something that walks on two feet or swings a lifting arm around; a robot is an automated machine.

      And, since this would require changes of an integral part of the house, it would require modernization of housing design, something that's hardly been done in a hundred years.

      Why would it need changing house design ? There's at least two ways to do a robokitchen without changing house design:

      1. Hang robotic arms from the ceiling and let them do the work. Tentacles would work even better, being more flexible and offering... other benefits... to the overstressed housewives, at least in Japanese dormitories ;). This implementation would require rather advanced AI and has the risk of killing someone if the AI fails and the thing starts slicing around with knifes.
      2. Make the autokitchen a single closed "box". You tell it to make a certain food, it pops open lids and requests any ingredients it need, you put the ingredients in, the thing prepares the food, pops it out, and washes itself. A better model might allow you to download new recipes from the Internet, network with your refrigerator to only show those foods you can actually have at this time (or maybe you could even input a menu for the coming week and it prints you a shopping list), have an integrated cold storage unit and automated startup (so you can sleep till midday on weekends and wake to ready-made dinner or use this for ice-cream making or whatever)... Internally, the unit would basically be an improved oven - it would have a main cavity (where the food is prepared - heatable and has a boiler plate on the bottom plus various instruments and sensors that can be lowered from the top, including a scrubber which cleans the insides), several storage compartments for incredients (some of them possibly cooled) and pots and pans (propably specialized versions as well), and a transport system to move things between them. A better model would have several preparation areas (possibly specialized) to allow more complex recipes. This implementation is both safe (all the sharp knifes are inside) and requires a relatively simple AI (since it will operate in a known, unchanging environment).
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    20. Re:I don't mind that... by danila · · Score: 1

      OK, first I would happily take the bet (though the logistics of keeping track of each other might be complicated, if I win at least I will have brain wave detectors, retinal display and AI-based search engines to help me find you).

      Second, I believe EEG clock is not tech-dependant, but marketing-dependant. It should be possible to make it now, we just need an entrepreneur and a VC to do it. I would happily buy it even though it's not a silver bullet solution to getting a good sleep. The robotic kitchen sounds unrealistic, but I will say more on that below.

      Third, the wrist is not the key. We can put the stuff on our necks, in our pockets, that doesn't change the essence.

      Fourth, now for something interesting, robotics. They (even humanoid robots) will become cheaper as robots become better. The hardware will drop in price as you mass produce those babies and the mass production will follow as soon as the robots are useful.

      Finally, the most important thing. Moore's law helps us put processors where it was impossible to have them before. We can have a camera and an image processor in a cheap mouse - something that would sound ridiculous 10 years ago. In 2014 it will be feasible to place a sensor and a processor in every product, in every package, in every piece of plastic or metal that our factories make. It will make no sense NOT to put sensors in the toilets. It will make no sense NOT to put smart chips in the asphalt you use or in the wheels of your vehicle. Cheap computer hardware is the thing that will make many things described in the article possible, but you don't notice them, because like those IBM execs you fail to notice that computers will once again change form (or rather expand). There once "was" a market for may be five computers. We should not repeat the mistake by saying there will be only 6 billion personal computers - there are already more devices outside our PCs and as the processing power gets cheaper they will become more prolific.

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    21. Re:I don't mind that... by Rei · · Score: 1

      That's not the primary definition of a robot. By merriam-webster, the primary definition is "a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being".

      Yes, building *humanoid arms* into the ceiling (at least, arms that can behave like human arms) would be a way that doesn't require *much* home redesign. Unfortunately, that's about as complex of a task as it gets. Humanoid arms are notably difficult to run in robots, from the problems of reverse articulation to the application of correct amounts of pressure. They tend to have tons of complex parts, and consequently cost a fortune. There's a reason that your washing machine isn't a bunch of humanoid arms that pick up pieces of clothes and rub them over a washboard: a device designed specifically for its purpose is far, far, far easier to make (but still costs hundreds of dollars).

      Realistically, you would need compartments for each of your base ingrediends that can feed into the various pieces of preparation equipment (food processers, mixers, etc, automated frying pans, etc), including an integrated refrigerated section and frozen section.

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    22. Re:I don't mind that... by Rei · · Score: 1

      > Second, I believe EEG clock is not tech-dependant, but marketing-dependant. It should be possible to make it now, we just need an entrepreneur and a VC to do it.

      No, you also need a public that would be willing to pay more for it (no matter how simple and cheap you make it, you're not going to get it as simple as an alarm clock, which is about as basic as it gets; even in a far-higher-tech world, you're going to be paying 3-5 times as much just from the sheer number of added parts). You'd also need a public which can choose to sleep in whenever it wants; the purpose of an alarm clock is to *wake you up when you need to be awake!*.

      > Third, the wrist is not the key. We can put the stuff on our necks, in our pockets, that doesn't change the essence.

      It makes it obvious that our author is ignorant of the marketting side - something all of his other "gadgets" scream as well.

      > Fourth, now for something interesting, robotics. They (even humanoid robots) will become cheaper as robots become better.

      Robots don't follow Moore's law. They don't even come close. Heck, take a look at the public's reaction to Vaucanson's mechanical duck in 1738! And modern robots are very subject to Hofstadter's Law as well.

      > The hardware will drop in price as you mass produce those babies and the mass production will follow as soon as the robots are useful.

      The only time machines with millions of parts become cheap is when those parts can all be etched easily out of a single substrate; having to place and interconnect parts made of different materials simply costs a lot of money, and there's not much that can be done about it. Car production is *incredibly* automated today (there's not much further you can go to it being a completely automatic process) - and yet, cars are like children's toys in comparison to anthropomorphic robots.

      > Moore's law helps us put processors where it was impossible to have them before. We can have a camera and an image processor in a cheap mouse - something that would sound ridiculous 10 years ago. In 2014 it will be feasible to place a sensor and a processor in every product, in every package, in every piece of plastic or metal that our factories make.

      Electrodes. Not a readout, and not the sensor itself. Readout implies displays, and displays don't follow Moore's law. Sensors don't follow Moore's law either. You really need to stop applying Moore's law where it doesn't go. I half expect you to start applying it to cars, and stating that cars will get 15000 miles per gallon in 2014.

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    23. Re:I don't mind that... by danila · · Score: 1

      No, you also need a public that would be willing to pay more for it
      This isn't a problem - cost is not an important factor as most people aren't interested in cheap alarm clocks, they care about coolness, design, style and functionality (and ease of use, of course).

      It makes it obvious that our author is ignorant of the marketting side - something all of his other "gadgets" scream as well.
      Yep. But I am willing to forgive him this for the effort of writing a coherent article with a 10-year forecast.

      Robots don't follow Moore's law.
      It's not Moore's law I am talking about, it's the scale economy.

      And modern robots are very subject to Hofstadter's Law as well.
      Hofstadter's Law is not valid for technological progress. Heinlein understood it better when he commented that people tended to overestimate short term progress and underestimate long term progress.

      The only time machines with millions of parts become cheap is when those parts can all be etched easily out of a single substrate; having to place and interconnect parts made of different materials simply costs a lot of money, and there's not much that can be done about it.
      Good point, but humanoid robots are actually rather simple. This is just a wild guess, but there is no reason why we can't have a humanoid robot in 2014 that cost 10-20 thousand.

      Electrodes. Not a readout, and not the sensor itself. Readout implies displays, and displays don't follow Moore's law. Sensors don't follow Moore's law either. You really need to stop applying Moore's law where it doesn't go. I half expect you to start applying it to cars, and stating that cars will get 15000 miles per gallon in 2014.
      Note that I only spoke about processors (and chips in general). And readout doesn't imply display, there isn't a screen in your mouse and there certainly doesn't need to be one in a humanoid robot. Your mouse makes millions of pictures, but the only thing that goes out is X and Y, the images are discarded. Same for everything else - your robot will collect gigabytes of data, but it will discard most of it, leaving distilled information that will turn into minor actions. And Moore's law is relevant here, because it means we can place plenty of transistors per gram of matter. These transistors will not substantially increase the costs, but will provide things like tactile, temperature, movement and other sensors that will help the robot operate in the physical world. Image recognition is a separate complex problem, but more CPU power will also help.

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  18. after you drop the kids off by jrf83317 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You stop by Super EB games to finally pick up the just released Duke Nukem Forever!

  19. Okaaaay ... by Bearpaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I happen to enjoy Sawyer's novels, so I can only conclude that this is a cleverly subtle satire of pollyanna-ish amateur futurology.

    1. Re:Okaaaay ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah. I was really wondering about that - since the only other possibility was that a talentless hack got his drivel linked to from the home page of slashdot.

  20. 10 years by dew-genen-ny · · Score: 1

    I think I'd of agreed with most of it if he'd said 25 years, but not 10 - I'd be very, very surprised.

    Right now you could have rediculously complicated alarm clocks - but most people just need to get up, and any 5 buck alarm clock will do. Plus just about everyone I know uses their mobiles for alarm clocks anyways...

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  21. Canadian ruthlessness by DeadVulcan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sawyer predicts global hegemony under ruthless Canadian authority.

    That's right! And here in Canada, "ruthless" means we won't even say "please!"

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  22. Robert Sawyer - Egotistical Hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Please, Aliens, come and abduct Robert Sawyer so we Canadians don't have to keep seeing him on tv telling us how great he is?

    Some science fiction writers promote their work, some promote... themselves.

    1. Re:Robert Sawyer - Egotistical Hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like Isaac Asimov would have never stooped to self-promotion! (Hopefully Rob has mellowed about bad reviews after all that mess.) Bah, I've survived Rob and Cory in the same room at the same time...

    2. Re:Robert Sawyer - Egotistical Hack by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      I'm sure I'll be modded down for this, but I think Sawyer is just about the most overrated SF author of recent years, with the possible exception of Allen Steele (darling of the Libertarians).

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  23. His job? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As a science-fiction writer, my job is predicting the future.

    I thought the job of a science fiction writer was to author stories that are of a certain genre, generally, but not exclusivly dealing with speculations about the future.

    That is very much different than predicting the future.

    Science Fiction can be good even if the predictions are "wrong".

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    1. Re:His job? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. 1984 isn't shit, neither is 2001: A Space Oddysey.

    2. Re:His job? by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Pretentious fuck, ain't he.

      SF Writer's jobs are to ell interesting stories, which happen to feature futuristic settings and/or other speculation.

      Not to predict the future.

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  24. Logan's Run by faqmaster · · Score: 1

    Sounds like he just watched the first thirty minutes of Logan's Run.

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  25. Say What? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    "Readers might associate some of these innovations and ideas from his fiction."

    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

  26. Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thread by Dan+Crash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I admit, I thought Mr. Sawyer's vision of the future only a decade away wasn't very good. (What are the "enhanced reality contact lenses" powered by? Happy thoughts?) But I'd be interested to hear other Slashdotters attempts at describing the tech of a typcial day in 2014. Go for it.

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  27. Sounds familiar by BigChigger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds just like the stuff predicted in the '30's that would be in place by the '70s. Except they had flying cars to look forward to. We don't even get that any more.

    BC

    1. Re:Sounds familiar by promethean_spark · · Score: 1

      Yeah, flying cars would use too much energy. Probably the smart toilets will deduct a greenhouse gas tax from us every time we fart.

  28. My take on an average day in 2014 by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

    (if you haven't read the article, this won't make much sense or be too funny. If you have read the article it will make more sense, but still won't be that funny.)

    Our mornings will still begin with waking up. But instead of the old-fashioned alarm clock buzzer it starts with the electrowhips of the alien overseers.

    Today, your coffee can be brewed while you sleep; in 2014 coffee will only be a distant memory, as you quickly down some brackish water with your daily gruel allotment. No newspaper, but you can learn the latest gossip, such as who didn't survive the night, in hushed tones with your barrackmates.

    Of course, you aren't the only one who has to get up. Your spouse and kids will have to labor in the mines as well.

    So it's a one hour forced march to the work camps, where you're given your pick and sent underground. No need to quiz your children on facts as you march along; education is pointless when your day revolves around brutal forced labor, interrupted in the end only by a merciful death.

    Throughout the day, your wristband--a combination manacle, stungun, and one-way communications device--will be your lifeline to your alien overlords, who will periodically issue orders through it and shock you when you don't obey fast enough.

    1. Re:My take on an average day in 2014 by monopole · · Score: 4, Funny

      So that assumes Bush wins the election this year

    2. Re:My take on an average day in 2014 by KrackHouse · · Score: 1

      We could always build robots to battle our overlords but then the robots would inevitably evolve into super intelligent beings at which point my sig would become a reality.

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    3. Re:My take on an average day in 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me I voted for Kodos.

  29. Humanoid robot butlers? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
    I dunno. Two-legged walking around a place as variable as a typical home with children is a tough problem on its own. Doing it safely, and also doing something useful at the same time, is not a problem I see being solved enough to be common in homes, if solved at all by 2014.

    I'm also extremely doubtful that nanomedicine will be that far along in only ten years. There will be some neat discoveries, and maybe even some gene therapy (just read about some mice with muscular dystrophy being almost cured by a genetically engineered virus - the micrograph pictures of their muscle are flatly amazing), but fully artificial medical nanobots are at least two decades away, IMHguesstimate.

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  30. slow-waker by kabrakan · · Score: 1

    Wow, why don't they have those gradual wake-up machines today? Waking up is soo painful for me, but i can't to sleep until noon every day! Are these under development? Most of the rest of this article seems pretty infeasable, except for the very rich.

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  31. Somehow... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    none of his speculation strikes me as "miraculous" or wishful thinking.

    Maybe it's just because it's a projection just 10 years in the future...

    But I think it's more because everything is based on computing, microchips, faster computers and resultant automation. He's not thinking "out of the box".

    I bet if people from the 1920's see the world today, they would be alarmed by the technology and hitech gadgets (simple automatic doors for that matter) around them. I want to feel like that when I think of the future - not just some old computer capable of working really really fast.

    I want us to live up to the Arthur C. Clarke's vision ("Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."). I think we've done pretty well upto this point (except ofcourse for all the -ve uses of technology (weapons) that we've figured out, but we need to get off our asses if we are to avoid Stagnation and other pitfalls that this "corporate society" averse to innovation, selfless contribution and *real* art is imposing upon us.

    /rant.

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    1. Re:Somehow... by tony_gardner · · Score: 1

      I bet if people from the 1920's see the world today, they would be alarmed by the technology and hitech gadgets

      Yeah, but would the people of 1994 be so astonished?
      I don't think so. What are we predicting for 10 years down the track? I'd bet that usable voice recognition technology, universal high-speed wireless and the first non-crap all-electric car won't make your eyes pop out, but they're a lot more likely than a brainwave monitor alarm clock.

    2. Re:Somehow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've always thought people from the 1920s would be shocked at how impersonal everything and everyone is now. As a culture we now tend to appreciate things more the less personal they are. Internet anonymity is just one example of this.

      Warning, there is an element of irony in this post.

    3. Re:Somehow... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'm driving the same car I was in 1994. SO is my wife.

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  32. Bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is no way that we are going to see some of the major infrastructure changes this guy envisions in only 10 years. He talks about roads with chips embedded in them allowing self driving cars. Will the technology be availabale? sure, it already is, will it be deployed in 10 years? no way. it takes governements 20-30 years to replace roads. He also talks about a lot of other things like smart toilets and smart kitchens, that may become available in new houses, but 95% of the houses out there will still not have them in only 10 years. I could go on, but I feel what this guy is showing, may be how bill gates lives in 10 years, but not your average citizen of Canada or the US.

    1. Re:Bull by dmh20002 · · Score: 1

      dang, i was furiously writing the same thing about roads and fortunately i refreshed before i posted.

    2. Re:Bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one said that all of these things have to be adopted by EVERYONE by then. Maybe my self-driving car will also have the "smarts" to keep tabs on all of the manually-driven cars around it. Maybe there will be designated lanes for self-driving cars, like the carpool lanes of today (gradually shifting to designated lanes for manually-driven cars, as the scales tip). And just because YOU don't have a new high-tech toilet doesn't mean that *I* can't have one. None of these things are so far-fetched that they couldn't happen in 10 years.

    3. Re:Bull by danila · · Score: 1

      So what? Different people have different needs. Different countries have different cultures. And different economies have different capabilities. Right now more than half of US Internet users have broadband. Almost everywhere in the world the figure is less than 10%. And to think of it, almost half of Americans don't have any Internet access at all. So, does that mean that there is no Internet today? Does that mean that someone who in 1994 predicted that today Americans will have 100Kbit/s Internet access was a moron? I don't think so.

      In a similar vein, it doesn't matter that you will not have a robot at home. May be Robert Sawyer will. And if you only want to read those future forecasts that apply to the majority of the population, you must be a pretty boring guy. Heck, only 10% of the people in the world have cars and computers - does that mean we still live in the Middle Age?

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  33. Re:Gatesy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Why Microsoft?
    Maybe this is your first time reading Slashdot.... heh

  34. A problem with predictions by SphereOfDestiny · · Score: 3, Insightful
    When people predict what things will be like in the future, it's often very wrong (think 2001, and "space 2000?" (that show where they were flying the moon around the universe)). And this then feels wierd. I think we need to relabel them as what we can do by then, not what we will do.

    My prediction that what we will actually do is make cell phones gaudier, some current technologies will get "streamlined", the cars will stay on the ground, and we'll remain technologically stagnant, using old technologies with more marketing annoyances like always.

    (think about what's in our day to day lives that's actually new in the last 10 years or so. The more I learn about computer science, the more I realize that most of the time we are re-discoving solutions to problems that were solved decades ago)

    1. Re:A problem with predictions by m_evanchik · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. Comparing our daily lives from a decade past shows little real difference.

      The internet has been a significant bringer of change, but it has really just switched modes of getting information. We go online, where before we would read a newspaper or read a book.

      There have been more subtle changes. Finances are more wasily moveable, which has been both good and bad. Making credit cards easier to use might help increase consumer spending, but it has also increased consumer debt.

      I have a handheld computer that substitutes for a notepad and a paperback book, but that is not such a big deal.

      Changes have been real, but subtle. The essentials of life remain. Also, while the speed of computers has greatly increased, the theoretical boundaries of computer science have not. Increased horsepower is not always the only requirement for solving unsolveable problems.

    2. Re:A problem with predictions by Branc0 · · Score: 1

      think about what's in our day to day lives that's actually new in the last 10 years or so

      Well, maybe you living in America got access to this technology earlier but for me I can remember at least cellphones.
      I believe they exist over 10 years, but only now they are produced for the masses. I think communication, wherever you are (most of the time anyway) is actually a very good (most of the time) breaktrough in the last 10 years.

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    3. Re:A problem with predictions by qmark_is_mysterious · · Score: 1

      "Space 2000"??? I think you are thinking of Space 1999 where Martin Landau is the leader of the humans trapped in Moonbase Alpha after the radioactive waste dump explodes throwing the Moon out of Earth orbit to travel through the universe and provide many examples of the "weak humans are threatened by a superior alien race and overcome through grit and determination" plot.

    4. Re:A problem with predictions by be951 · · Score: 1
      When people predict what things will be like in the future, it's often very wrong....

      True enough.

      think about what's in our day to day lives that's actually new in the last 10 years or so.

      Cell phones so cheap nearly everyone has one. Internet for the masses. Companies doing business online (some were 10 years ago, sure, but is there any comparison to today?). OnStar. GPS (consumer level). Digital cameras. Of course, these changes are more evolutionary than revolutionary, but it is simply not true to say that things have not changed from 10 years ago. Then most people didn't have internet access or a cellphone. Today, most can't remember how they got along without them. The same will probably be true of the next ten years.

  35. Smart Toilets by terrymaster69 · · Score: 1

    Toto has already done a lot of work regarding this. PDF(html)

    1. Re:Smart Toilets by terrymaster69 · · Score: 1
      Actually, that was a poor link - this is from a 1997 article. Once you've had robo-toilet, there really is no going back. Adoption of data-sharing robo-toilet I would guess will not get off the ground very far:

      Knock Knock -

      Bob: "Yes?"

      "This is the DEA. We have evidence suggesting that you've been smoking marijuana again. Put your hands in the air."

      "Wha? No...I...damn you robo-toilet!"

    2. Re:Smart Toilets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These toilets actually seem like a good idea, they seem cleaner than regular old paper.
      There seems to be a reason those cops laughed at Stallone when they found out he used a "primitive form of paper" to clean his behind.

  36. hmm... by templest · · Score: 1

    What a shitty website. Science Fiction Writer he may be, but obviously he hasn't kept his site up with the times... Er, the times 20 years from now.

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  37. In 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    their websites have enough bandwidth to stay up.

  38. I briefly scanned the article by aeroegnr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My problem with the article is not the feasibility of the various electronics incorporated into every day life. My problem with the article is the lack of energy discussion. For all of this electricity to be flowing around in our various appliances, including our toilets, in 10 years, something is going to have to change. With the massive fear of global warming being drummed into everyone's heads, the U.S. still hasn't built a nuclear power plant in a couple of decades. Coal and oil power kills at least 10,000 people a year, and although we need the power to continue living as we do, there are other ways to make that massive amount of energy without the cost to the environment in the form of pollution. I do not particularly ascribe to the notion that all hell is going to break loose because of CO2 emissions, but I do think that reducing our production of sulfer dioxides and spewing radioactive particles in the air by burning coals is something to move away from. There has never been a fatal nuclear power accident in the U.S., nuclear power produces no harmful emissions, and radioactive waste can be safely buried underground where it poses no harm to humans. If we seriously are looking forward to a day where everything is run by electronics, we will need to increase our power imput, and the best way, as I see it, is nuclear power.

  39. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by tmbrodie · · Score: 1

    Why, the lens' would be powered by the intense background electro-magnetic radiation spewed off by all the devices we'd be swimming in! QED.

    Cancer, anyone?

  40. Ten years is not enough for this stuff by twoshortplanks · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I don't think he's really thought some of these things through.

    I mean, contact lenses that act as video screens? I haven't seen the prototype yet. Let's assume we have some in three years. two years to design the production model. Tack on a couple of years to tool up a production facility. Add on a couple of years for FDA approval. That leaves us just a year for them to become commonplace in the market place. Hell, we haven't all moved over to flatpanel screens yet, and they've been out for *years*.

    Oh, and someone's going to have to write software for these to make them do something useful. A large number of people are still running Windows 95 and that was developed...what fifteen years ago.

    Of course I could just be horseless carriage thinking

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    1. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      People using contact-lenses as screens could be pwn3d easily. Even if there was no video spill-over to outside world, you could still track where their eyeballs are pointing, and knowing which software they're using, you could know what menus/commands/"clicks" they're using.

      Another thing I'd like to see in cyberpunk/matrix stories is when someone downloads "kung-fu" and it includes Gator or backdoor malware.

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    2. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by Trillan · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the adoption of later Windows products should be a matric. After all, what does Windows XP do that Windows 95 doesn't that's useful to a non-computer user? You can probably name a few features, and that's great, but they can't.

    3. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, what does Windows XP do that Windows 95 doesn't that's useful to a non-computer user?

      You answered that one yourself...Let's try asking what advantage a car has over horse and buggy for someone who doesn't ever go anywhere...same difference...

    4. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by Tarsuman · · Score: 1

      Interesting how pdf was chosen as the file format to distribute the document.
      In my opinion, that was the best example of horseless carriage thinking in the entire document.

    5. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by twoshortplanks · · Score: 1

      Heh. I was sent this link by a friend earlier today, and that was my response to him. "Nice PDF. Like the way it's mimicking a printed document"

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    6. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by Phemur · · Score: 1

      Someone's already working on it:

      http://eyetap.org/

    7. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by OgGreeb · · Score: 1
      I agree with the poster, ten years is not enough for all this stuff, but for more obvious reasons. Sociological change doesn't happen that fast, and futurists are always overestimating how quickly a society will take advantage of new technology. A few examples:

      A smart road is doable now, and testbed roads have cars communicating with the road and between themselves autonomously. But for change to happen on a mass basis, you'd have to:

      • Legislate and finance the road improvements and policies at the local, state and federal level. That won't happen without decades of kicking and screaming. In the DC area where I live, we can't get intercounty-connector roads built without 30-50 years of effort, and that's 100 year old technology.
      • Last through the return on investment of present technology. A car purchased today will be operating for at least another ten years, and the entrenched political/corporate interests in maintaining dealerships, support services like fueling stations and repairs, insurance companies,
        Any new technology with mass sociological requirements will have to coexist with current/old technology for at least our lifetimes.
      • Be a demonstrably better solution then alternatives, and have political support that beats the opposition. Smart roads with sensors are one solution, but so is smart cars independent of the road, and smart cars are more likely to be assimilated faster. (Better maps, radar and other sensors, GPS, AI expert programming will all lead to (first) driver enhancement, and then eventually driver replacement, without requiring fundamental change from the goverment.)


      Health improvements will always be available to those with means, but with the rising cost of health care, a smaller percentage of people at the top of the socioeconomic ladder may have these things, but the larger majority will more likely have less health resources and poorer diagnostics and treatment.

      Futurists are always predicting that technology improvements will lead to more free time, less stress, but history demonstrates that the opposite is true - productivity per person will go up, with each person expected to do more, be more accessible, take on more responsibilities. Increased productivity means that the company can do more with less workers, and can push down the labor and labor support costs. Further, it takes money to pay for these tech gadgets, and companies won't spend it unless they can realize immediate and broad return on investment, which mitigates against being a "first-mover" and delays adoption of the technology. And the cost of adopting new technology is always higher then marketed by vendors, because you have to take into account institutiional inertia, training, integration into processes, developing new processes as a result of the availability of the tech, disposal costs of the old tech, etc.

      I can't begin to think of all the power supply, data communication and FDA regulatory hurdles standing in the way if data terminal contact lens... It'll take ten years to get permission to do human trials.

      Same thing with the widespread use of nanotech probes in your bloodstream.

      For the "wristband" data device to know where your hat and sunglasses are, would require RFID tags on *everything*, RFID sensors everywhere, embedded ID tech (so you would grab *your* hat and not someone elses), embedded GPS tech for geolocation, ubiquitous data communication and protocols, power source and supply tech I can't even imagine at present, plus all the privacy problems, government database collection problems, inherent marketing misuse problems (you think spam is bad now... wait until you ask for the location of that hat and all the microprocessors are overriden by trojans and viruses that suppress the location of the hat, tell you its gone, but gee, here's a nice shiny new hat for $109.99, as everything will be expensive to have that much tech installed...).

      And so on and so on.
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    8. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Sync contacts with your Cell Phone.

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    9. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by Trillan · · Score: 1

      I meant to type "non-power user." :)

      So the question remains: What revolution is there in any version of Windows? Can it suddenly vacuum your house? Can it take the kids to soccer practice? Can it change light bulbs? Does it paint the house?

      So maybe there's a new email client that does Xyz. Who cares? Non power users don't. Maybe it can use some of these new web sites. Again, who cares? The old web sites that users know and love will continue to work. And when they stop, these people are probably ignorant enough to go out and buy a new computer with a super 3d card and a gig or two of memory and a laser printer so they can play Pogo.

      Now it might seem I'm making fun of these people. I'm not. Everyone has their priorities. We're just now at the pint where the priority of most computer users is not to gain computer knowledge, but just to use the computer and the internet to look up stuff they want to know, email cousins, and look up diseases or how to tend for an orchid.

    10. Re:Ten years is not enough for this stuff by Trillan · · Score: 1

      A few problems with that: 1. Cell phones are still nowhere near the majority, 2. Most cell phones in use tend to be older models, and 3. Most people are completely happy typing numbers into their cell phones every time or, if they are a technical, putting them in the address book (a practice I think is insane, because you know that cell phone won't last forever).

      I agree it is a useful feature (and one I use myself, albeit with my Powerbook instead of my XP box), it just isn't something the non-geek out there thinks of. :)

  41. Heh, sure by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, in 10 years we'll have magical auto-navigating cars, everyone will be hardwired to the internet so that memorizing things will be obsolete.

    We have the technology to telecommute now. Why isn't it more popular? Because clients and most business is best conducted face-to-face. It's much easier to collaborate with your peers when you're all in the same room, than over some videoconfernce, and I dont care if said videoconference is in 1080p HDTV with dolby 5.1 surround sound. That wont change in 10, 20, 30, 500 years.

    And the education system will be radically reinvented in a mere 10 years. Yeah, right. Here's my prediction, there will be no appreciable education system. "No Child Left Behind" will be the rallying cry then as it is now. They'll just hand out diplomas to everyone at birth so that noone will feel stupid or have their feelings hurt.

    Sure. Can't wait for the future. Where's my jet pack and my three-course-meal-in-a-pill?

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  42. nice ideas by elykyllek · · Score: 1

    Nice ideas, and they will probably all come true, but no way in 2014, maybe 2050, more likely 2100+. Look at how far we have come since 1970, not that far. It would take a major breakthrough or event to leap technology wise to the point where he predicts, sort of like what happened 100 years or so ago.

  43. Yeah by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Honestly, I've seen so many "visions of the future" by people that I've started to grow tired of them. They're always a mish-mash of ideas that will probably happen, but not as soon as the author says they will, ideas that have been used in visions of the future for decades (for example, the idea of taking all our foods in pill form) and ideas that are just plain too ridiculous to happen.

    Remember folks, this guy is a Science Fiction author and his vision reflects that. Like all great science fiction, a lot of it has basis in fact, but also like most, there is a great deal of speculation, guesswork and just plain making shit up.

  44. Agreed, different reasons by amalcon · · Score: 1

    Yeah, sure, much of what he says COULD happen by 2014, but the funding just isn't there for the most part. Who is going to want to pay for the millions of computer chips in the roadways? Who is going to sponsor research on a smart toilet or saliva-testing toothbrush?

    Very much agreed on the "data analyses and understanding over memorization." What people don't realize is this works even in current educational systems (well, except in Biology and, to a lesser extent, History). If you can remember a thought process which shows WHY something happens, it becomes far easier to remember that it happens (it doesn't happen in Biology because we don't KNOW why things happen yet, or in History because the people who write the books either don't know or want to hide it).

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  45. Salary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The author doesn't mention the veracity of income that supports this lifestyle. Otherwise it sounds great, for a lazyass. I'm sorry, I mean a technically proficient knowledge worker.

  46. Never happen by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At least, not to me. Maybe for the well-to-do, they'll have the fancy alarm system that monitors your brainwaves... but people like me will refuse to spend $5000 for such a system and prefer to rely on a $10 alarm from Target no matter what it does to our REM cycle. Besides, the cure for getting up cranky has been around for years, we call it "coffee"...

    Electric cars that drive themselves- yeah, sure that'll happen. I can see all those angry SUV owners just thrilled about driving along *with* traffic. What about those who can't afford such cars? It'll be at least 10 years after such cars are introduced before the less affluent can buy them 2nd hand.

    The flatscreen in your office... reminds me of "Spaceballs" and the bathroom monitor. "Sorry you cant see me boss, my video feed's broken. Yes, again..."

    A humaniod robot to cook and clean... what are they giving them away free? Sigh... maybe Bill Gates will live like this in 10 years... but not me.

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    1. Re:Never happen by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Actually self driving (to some degree) is already possible today.

      Not in the robot kind of way but rather in the "all car's in a lane" kinda way.

      In essence all you need are two sensors, one in the front, one in the rear and the ability to communicate. You "file" in, press a button and your car keeps the distance to the one in front of you.

      Of course the question is: who would want that, when they can try to pass you on the left, squeeze in front of you etc. etc.

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    2. Re:Never happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cure for getting up cranky is coffee only if coffee (or rather the lack of cafeine) is the cause of your problem.

  47. It didn't mention... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 1

    That the person in the story was finally using Longhorn on his computer, because it had been released in 2013 (minus WinFS).

  48. Associate 'with', not associate 'from'. by kahei · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    I mean really.

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  49. Books vs Website by Shinglor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    His books may be about the future but his website looks like it was designed 5 years in the past./p.

  50. Convergance 2k14 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Throughout the day, your wristband -- a combination cellphone, PDA, camera, and e-book display, all controlled by spoken commands -- will be your lifeline.

    And /. members stuck in the mid 1990's will still be crying "why can't I just have a phone that just makes calls?"

  51. Already happening, here's how: by mindaktiviti · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whenever I drive to work here in the Toronto area the amount of smog that I see (and breathe) is pretty scary (I'm sure more-so in places like LA, but I've never been there). I wouldn't be suprised if eventually you'll have air conditioners in cars and homes (and offices and service-oriented companies) that boast (and quite possibly do) grade A purified air. "TIRED OF ALL THE SMOG ON YOUR WAY TO WORK? GETTING ASTHMA BUT YOU'RE AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE? ACT NOW, GET THE AIR-6000 PURIFICATION SYSTEM FOR YOUR CAR AND YOU'LL BE HEALTHIER AND LIVE LONGER - GUARANTEED!" So sooner or later, instead of taking a walk outside for granted, you'll have to buy a mask or something or live in a "air pollution free" residential complex. Just look at water as a prime example. Who the hell bought water just 10 years ago? Everyone drank from the tap. I don't remember the last time I drank from the tap (that went through a filter at least once). There you have it - paying for air, one way or another.

  52. Typical day in 2014: too many nerds slashdoting by yopie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this a typical day in 2014? What a disaster!

    Warning: Too many connections in /usr/local/plesk/apache/vhosts/backbonemag.com/htt pdocs/php_site/php_news/config/config.php on line 11

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    Could not use database!

  53. Way out by farmgeek · · Score: 1

    I think he's way too optimistic.

    First, the alarm clock thing. Even if it were available and cheap a lot of people do not get up at the same time as their bed mate.

    Then there's the issue with all these handy dandy devices remembering everything, operating using voice recognition, etc. The hardware will probably be available in ten years time, but the software won't be there yet except as some hacky prototype that works if you're a geek and willing to tinker.

    Plus, there's the bleakness of not interacting with your kids because they're so busy being immersed in their VR homework that saddens me to think of.

    Oh well, I do think he's close to being spot on with the RFID at least.

  54. Sorry, but it is friday... by ayjay29 · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>Your spouse and kids will be taken care of, too -- with smart toilets analyzing their urine...

    Here's my prediction...

    A chap had a very painful elbow. He went to see his own doctor, who told him to rest it: no treatment was required, it was just tennis elbow.

    Rather dissatisfied, he decided to go to a new computer-based medical service that had just opened up. He went inside the building and found the terminal, but there were no people in sight. The instructions told him to slide his credit card through the slot, and that $150 would be debited. When he had done this, he was asked screen after screen of questions about himself, until eventually a specimen bottle appeared. The instructions on the screen said, "Produce urine specimen and pour into slot on left," so he did. A few seconds later, the screen read:

    Diagnosis: Tennis elbow

    Treatment: Rest

    Well, he wasn't happy. $150 wasted just to be told the same thing again. He thinks, "I'm going to confuse the hell out of that smug machine." He went home, took a bottle and put a scooped-up turd from his dog, some of his daughter's and wife's urine, some crankcase oil from his car and some of his own semen into the bottle and mixed it thoroughly. Then he went back to the computer.

    He waved his card through the slot, answered the questions again and poured his mixture through the slot when asked. There was a very long pause.

    About half an hour later, the screen read:

    Diagnosis:

    1. Your dog has rabies
    2. Your daughter is on heroin
    3. Your wife is pregnant, and your not the father
    4. Your car is going to throw a rod
    5. If you don't stop wanking, your tennis elbow will never get better.

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  55. socialization still happens best in a real school? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    socialization still happens best in a real school and at a real playground

    This may not be a technology prediction (but hey, he started it!) but I predict just the opposite. There is a steadily increasing trend of homeschooling, that crosses all walks of life, not just hippies or the strongly religious.

    It's actually rather unnatural to be confined with a big herd of people only your own age, with a few (too few) adults hovering overhead like police helicopters trying to see what is going on.

    I've never been able to figure out what "socialization" is supposed to mean, unless it means "learning to deal with weird, artificial conditions that you are unlikely to live in for the rest of your life after school age".

    By the way, there are playgrounds and parks everywhere; you don't need to go to public school for that. Not to mention plenty of group activities and learning experiences that you don't need to be confined in a government institution to enjoy.

  56. He must of missed Back to the Future Part II. by worksucks371 · · Score: 1

    We all know that by the year 2014 we will have flying cars, and garbage will fuel cars. Not to mention we will have ads will be holographic and jump out at us. Autodrying clothes, perfect weather forcasting. All in a short 10 years away.

  57. Ambitious by Skalizar · · Score: 1

    Some of the predictions seem a little too ambitious, and many could easily have been predicted 10 years ago for now. It takes them 10s of years just to get around to putting a new layer of regular pavement down, much less some new e-pavement. All the bio-feeback stuff is probably more like 25+ years away, assuming people want that sort of thing. It might have been better if he had labeled it as stuff that might happen in the next 50 years.

  58. In 2014... by WarMonkey · · Score: 1

    In 2014, Slashdot will troll YOU -- but only in Japan.

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    1. Re:In 2014... by norkakn · · Score: 1

      eh, I think you need to give marketers their due. there will be 500 rebranded options of the same prodeuct at widely varying price differences so that the cool people spend more for the same thing

    2. Re:In 2014... by sploo22 · · Score: 1

      The credit reporting agency (singular - owned by the same mega-corporation)

      You misspelled Cingular.

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    3. Re:In 2014... by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 1

      Wow. This is the reason I read /.

      Genuine debate and scathing commentary on what's wrong with our society.

      Awesome post. :)

    4. Re:In 2014... by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

      Ew. In 2014 Janet Jackson will be *old* (I mean *older*) and Britney Spears will be old enough to drive.

      Honestly, though, I think Mr. Sawyer forgot that his forecast is supposed to be for only 10 years in the future; it's not *that* far off. He also fails to acknowledge the potential mis-uses/bad sides/cons to many of the predictions he makes. His 2014 is viewed through rose-colored glasses.

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  59. No way by vondo · · Score: 1
    No way that much will change in ten years. Let's look at this: What's different about the technology in my life than it was 10 years ago? I have an HDTV DVR instead of a crappy VCR. I have a cell phone and a PDA, and I have a cable modem instead of dial-up.

    Aside from the HD-DVR, all of that stuff existed (not quite as advanced) 10 years ago. I just didn't have it. So, where are the early adopters of urine analyzing toilets or seamless video conferencing on video walls or kitchens that can make a complete meal, set and clean the table.

    Sorry, this may be Bill Gates' life in 10 years, but it won't be mine, and probably won't be anyone I know.

  60. What?!?! No teleportation ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2014 is going to suck!

  61. 10 years is too soon... by SpotBug · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Here's the only one of his predictions for 2014 that seemed plausible to me:

    On the way home, you'll stop to pick up a few things at the grocery store. No standing in line, though, to check out: you'll just waltz out the front door, as the Radio Frequency ID chips in the products you've bought allow their costs to be tallied and your account automatically debited.

    The rest just have too many hurdles. Not just technological, but political, market-driven, etc.

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  62. All I see is black by Yeechang+Lee · · Score: 1

    All I see is black in both Firefox and Explorer. Clearly, Sawyer is predicting that by 2014 the Internet will have collapsed due to the overwhelming volume of Spam and viruses.

  63. Utopian Cynicism by Nyhm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I tend to agree that these technologies could exist in ten years. In fact, I think many of them could be supported by current technology. However,"the future" (personified) doesn't spawn improvements to the human condition just because it is possible. Two arguments why this future won't happen (in the short term, i.e., 10 years):

    Captialism: Just because you can build a better coffee maker doesn't mean there's a market for it. If it doesn't sell, it won't change the world in the short term. Companies will continue to produce the status quo until forced to advance.

    Software: Software drives all of this processing and storage horsepower. The current state of software quality is wretched. All those chips in the concrete might work great, until the car's operating system (MS_AUTO - see capitalism) blue-screens (in a beautifully rendered virtual core dump). Unless people (developers and consumers) learn to care about software quality, these systems will never operate as elegantly as the author described.

    1. Re:Utopian Cynicism by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I can not get to the article in question but I do have some basic thoughts...

      If it doesn't sell, it won't change the world in the short term. Companies will continue to produce the status quo until forced to advance.

      Amen. Look at all the green technologies that have come out in the past 20 years over supposed public outrage. Look at how many of them were dead end ventures. It's like fuel cell autos. I really want this technology to work and work well. I'm willing to buy one myself if I can get it without selling a kidney. Even so, if the masses do not support this technology and quickly it will die on the vine or, at best, sputter on for 10 or 20 years until either the government legislates it or some other unforeseen tragedy forces it upon us at which time the technological crunch will be more damaging to society than the technology that it's replacing.

      Unless people (developers and consumers) learn to care about software quality, these systems will never operate as elegantly as the author described.

      I know I'm going to get dung balls thrown at me for this but I think we've come a long way in the past ten years and the next 10 are even more promising. Without seeing the actual article I can't say much in relation to your comment but I do think people are far too cynical about software as a whole.

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    2. Re:Utopian Cynicism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's a good thing you're around to tell people what they should buy, and companies what they should make.

      It's been tried. It doesn't work.

  64. hmm by jford235 · · Score: 1

    Well, most of it just seems mostly realistic, but possibly not in 10 years time. By then, I would guess most of this tech will be availble, but probably not to most mid level consumers.
    And, possibly, some people aren't going to want that much tech in their life. I mean, there are still those people who don't really like this whole "computer" thing.
    And, I don't know about the self driving e-car. While it would be cool, it seems that it would genereate too many problems that would need to be worked out, and probably not in 10 years. Do you build new roads? Start off with one elane on the highway? What about rural areas? If there is a totally converted road, could an "analog" car still be allowed to drive on it? And who is going to maintain that? Goverment regulations with private contractors? so on and so forth.
    And, I don't know that I want my watch to run everything. No mater how much you cram into it, to keep it watch sized, it still needs to have a small screen. I've been looking at the SPOT watches, and while they are pretty cool little gadget, nothing screams geek more than this huge hunking piece on your wrist. I would prefer more of a small PDA-ish device, to do such tasks, and using the watch as a secondary device to scroll alerts or incoming calls across, instead of doing everything

  65. Nice site by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I get a black screen, and the damned page grabbed my back button..

    Screw them for being annoying.

    I say crush them into oblivion.

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  66. Ticketyboo... by ktakki · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Of course, you aren't the only one who has to get going in the morning. Your spouse and kids will be taken care of, too -- with smart toilets analyzing their urine and sensor-rich toothbrushes checking their saliva to make sure everything is ticketyboo; most health problems will be caught early and be trivial to correct.


    I'm not sure I like this. I mean, where is the data going? To my doctor? I think that would overload him, getting three piss tests per day from all of his patients. Or is the toilet so smart that it can do its own diagnosis?

    How does the toilet know it's me? Do I have to swipe a smart card before I pee? (There's a joke here about "logging in" but I'm not going to make it.)

    What happens when the dog drinks from the toilet?

    What about someone who's been convicted of a drunk driving offense; would these become mandatory? What if they pissed in the sink instead?

    Would I get a lecture from my toilet after a night of hard drinking? Would it complain if I ate too many jalapenos?

    Seriously, I don't think we'll have self-cleaning toilets by 2014, much less Tommy the Talking Toilet.

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  67. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I predict that by 2014 Robert J. Sawyer will have amassed enough bandwidth to survive a slashdotting - unless, of course, /. has morphed into some intergalactic uber-/. in which case all bets are off.

    Oh, and I will have gotten laid by then.

  68. he IS aware this is only 10 years from now, right? by skillio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it seems to be that this guy is just talking out of his ass. he basically threw in a bunch of buzzwords and did no research at all in giving his (clearly uninformed, imho) opinions. while undoubtedly some of these predictions will occur to some degree, to assume, for example, that the (basically nonexistent at present) nanomedicine field will be so ripe as to allow "clearing plaque out of your arteries, and getting rid of dangerous chemicals" is laughable The contact lenses feeding you Terminator-esque telemetry also strikes me as a bit silly. Now don't color me luddite just yet - i agree that many of his predictions will come eventually true, and wish for them as much as the next guy (nanotechnology could very well hold the key to "curing" aging, for example) - had this article been labeled "2054", i might have been a bit more on board. basically, you could pick any joe on slashdot and he would give you an equally accurate, or more so, prediction of near-future society in line with current technological trends (ew i sound like roland piquepaille). so if predicting the future is your day job, its a good thing you have that whole sci-fi writer thing to back you up :)

  69. Yes and No on the Open Book Tests by SolFire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While it may seem redundant to have closed book exams in this day of fast access to information, there is some value in knowing things without having to look them up.

    For really complex ideas sure have an open book test but people should know the basics without having to look them up. It's just plain laziness not knowing basic concepts in whatever field your exam is in.

    By the time it takes a person to flip through a text book, read the relevant text, understand the concept, and correctly answer the question, the person who has this already in memory and already understands will have answered three questions.

    Its about efficiency really. You could write your program faster if you already know what you need instead of wasting time looking it up on the web. And just because you have something memorized does not mean that you are not capable of analyzing the data.

    On a side note: In my experience closed book exams are always easier than open book exams. I find that if the instructor says open book, I get lazy and don't bother studying and when it comes time to write the test I find that I spend 50% of my time fliping through pages trying to figure out what concepts to apply. On top of this instructors will deliberatly make the tests harder because "hey, it's open book, they should be able to look it up." Where as if the exam is closed book, I actually study for it and can finish the exam early so I could go do something else more enjoyable.

    1. Re:Yes and No on the Open Book Tests by Kvan · · Score: 1
      A good open book test is a question of achieving the proper balance between the tasks and the time given, such that it resembles a real working situation as closely as possible. This will force you to learn some things, because you won't have time to look up everything.

      However, I think dictating exactly what you should remember is counter productive. If you can remember a bunch of good algorithms and can do complex pointer arithmetic in your head, you'll still come out ahead of the guy who remembers all the parameters to malloc and friends, but has to derive the algorithm he wants to implement, and make little sketches to figure out the pointer arithmetic.

      Of course some things do need to be memorized, at least to within a certain margin, if you ever hope to carry on a conversation or meeting. You can't start looking up 20th century history in the middle of a drunken discussion about alternate outcomes of WWII :)

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  70. In 2014... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... a McDonald's hamburger you buy will look better than it does in the posters

    ... "Celebrity Deathmatch" will feature real celebrities and the pilot episode will have a fight between Britney Spears and Janet Jackson and they'll both be given big guns

    ... George Lucas will have made Star Wars Episodes 7-9, none of which will feature any cute aliens just for the kids

    ... Stevie Ray Vaughan will reveal himself to have actually been in hiding for over 20 years making the greatest blues rock album the world has ever heard

    ... and that it was Jon Bon Jovi that actually got into the plane that supposedly killed Stevie Ray Vaughan

    ... we will all be playing a sequel to "Elite" that actually is better than the original

    ... Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are publicly exposed as the perpetrators of the greatest animal massacre of all time whereupon it is revealed that Microsoft Windows is actually made from dismembered cute puppies, cuddly kittens and fluffy bunnies...

    ...stolen from orphaned children

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  71. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by twoshortplanks · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The first thing is it'll be much the same as it is now. We'll not have flying cars. Some of the unluckly ones of us will still be driving exactly the same cars we're driving today. It's only ten years away right?

    New technology will be more connected. Home gadgets will start to talk to each other. They'll be multiple competing standards and even though they're meant to all work on IP for some reason they'll all be subtly different and not be able to communicate properly. Things that never used to be able to crash (like your fridge) will be able to crash. Consumers will be annoyed by this, but just like computers these days they'll suck it up. Hell, we're almost there now. But it'll be more commonplace.

    They'll be viruses for this stuff too. People will be pissed off. But they'll still buy them.

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  72. Immersive virtual reality experiences? by titusjan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Meanwhile, your kids will be off in their rooms, enjoying fully immersive virtual reality experiences -- who'd have thought homework could be such fun? Eventually, though, it'll be time for them to get ready for bed. Smart washcloths will make sure they clean everywhere, including behind their ears.

    "Hey Mom, I'll be in my room uhh... doing my homework"

    "Again? Please use your smart washcloth when you're finished this time. I don't want to have to clean up tomorrow when I'm uhh.. doing your laundry."

  73. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh boy. In the future we have OLED screens with no burn-in and long lifetime on all displays. MRAM will become the new king of memory.
    We'll have cheap and simple fuel-cell electric cars/bikes/trucks that get filled up with alcohol, but some idiots will still have their sound system play roaring engine sounds because they want people to think there are plenty of horses in the stable.
    Someone makes a breakthrough in solid state lighting technology. Diamonds are used in semiconductors.
    We all finally switch over to IPv6.
    PCs will no longer be shipped with goddamn aluminum philips screws. Or whatever soft metal they use. Only robertson screws that takes standard bit sizes.
    Newspapers will still be printed for those who want something to read on the shitter.

  74. The real version by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Funny

    After you wake up, you'll spend an hour checking out slashdot on your e-ink paper, you hacked your coffee-machine to boost the caffine to just under the lethal dose. You're alreadly late because you checked the "don't wake me if im having a dream" box on your alarm settings. Your getting ready for work and the toilet tells you that your young daughter has been busy with half the football team, her tooth brush confirms... off to work and to drop the kids off, the journey is silent, no-one says a word. There are some police cars outside the school - its been raided again by the MIA (Media Industry Ass. they are now global) good thing you taught your kids how to hide stuff properly. At work your boss is pissed off, apparently the new product infringes 165 patents but we're only budgeted to infringe 80. You need to find some loop-holes and get rid of 85 patented concepts by tuesday. After lunch theres a quick security search, apparently someone was spotted in the building wearing a t-shirt with a peace sign! The security search was sponsored by Pepsi and the vending machine had a one hour discount. On the way home you some girls getting a ticket for skirt-length violation (the cop has his ruler out) and you just hope your girl isnt getting into trouble. You get home and check slashdot, the news and your mail.

    Oh and make sure you dont get mugged in 2014, they cut your hand off for the finger prints.

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    1. Re:The real version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 5 will get your 10 this is a lot closer to what really happens than the slop Sawyer is serving.

  75. Not very good at predicting the future. by tod_miller · · Score: 2, Funny

    His site seems to have gone down inexplicably.

    o.O Alright who dunnit? Who clicked the link? You know who you are.

    Oh its back. ... this guy is not Authur C Clarke.

    "As a science-fiction writer, my job is predicting the future."

    No your job is writting science fiction. Future predictors have the job of predicting the future.

    "Moore's law tells us that computing power doubles every 18 months. If that holds up -- and i believe it will,"

    *switches into listen to old man rumbling on about moores 'law'* Moores law tells us that Moore though, hang on, about a year and a half ago I bought this computer that was half as good, and I remember when I was a lad...

    "Can anyone guess how that much computing muscle, widely available and inexpensively priced, will affect our day-to-day lives?"

    Yes, the average survival rate of Window 2014 will be about 20 minutes/128. Or it'll die just before you remove it from the polystyrene.

    "tomorrow's robokitchen will have an entire hot (but low carb!) breakfast waiting for you."

    s/robokitchen/wife... loser scifi writer.

    wife n. pl. wives (wvz)
    A woman joined to a man in marriage; a female spouse.

    "but you might still have to physically go to your office. Along the way you'll take your kids to school."

    How does he know I'll have kids in 2014, and if I do, they can take to robo-school-bus.

    "Naturally, your electric car will drive itself"

    Yeah, not running windows 2014 I hope.

    s/"you will use the rest of your commute time productively, catching up on full-motion-video e-mail and reading reports (or having them read to you by totally realistic voice synthesizers)" /You will then watch the best pornography and get famous people to say naughty things to you using realistic speech synthesis.

    The idea about the wall being a vast flatscreen, THAT is cool, except more cool for things like Doom 6. Unless the co-worker is hot.

    "Recording your entire life will take a lot of storage, but the cost of data storage will be essentially zero by 2014, so that's no problem."

    Aaaah I see GMails grand plan now.

    "No standing in line, though, to check out: you'll just waltz out the front door, as the Radio Frequency ID chips in the products you've bought allow their costs to be tallied and your account automatically debited."

    And if you haven't got an account chip? wooohoo utopian or orwellien?

    "You might make dinner yourself, if you enjoy cooking. But if not, your automated kitchen will again take care of everything"

    s/robokitchen/wife... loser scifi writer.

    wife n. pl. wives (wvz)
    A woman joined to a man in marriage; a female spouse.

    He is slow on the uptake right?

    "And you'll have a humanoid robot, too"

    Aaaah for people without wives.

    "your kids will be off in their rooms, enjoying fully immersive virtual reality experiences"

    They are called drugs. And what happened to the jetsons utopian family life with that hot one with white hair? She was nice.

    "So, have I got it right? Only time will tell. But, as I said at the outset, if I'm wrong, feel free to look me up in 2014 and let me know."

    No, and you will be dead by then I hope. Sod off.

    Sorry, had to, just had to.

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  76. alarm clock by Nuttles · · Score: 1

    gently turning on the light...making me wake up more rested

    last time I checked it was the number of hours of sleep, the confort level of your sleeping quarters, and your basic mental condition that are dominant factors on whether you are 'well rested'.

    Besides that, I need something really freaken annoying to wake me up from sleep. It used to be a 'whining woman' telling me to get up and freaken do something. Now it is a basic alarm clock. Gently turning the lights on, all that will do is piss me off when I do happen to wake up.

    Nuttles
    Saved by Grace

  77. In 2014 hopefully they'll cache mysql driven pages by beelzbozo · · Score: 2, Funny

    But that might be too ambitious a prediction.

    I'm going to go slashdot my toilet now.

  78. In 2014, My WalMart salary won't... by qualico · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...allow me to have any of those fancy gadgets.

    Well...maybe the alarm clock with an employees discount.

  79. All very nice, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story sounds wonderful, but how will all this gadgets be powered? Not with cheap oil, I would venture to guess, not anymore in 2014. How will the planet cope with 8 or 10 billion people crowding it and depletng its resources? Will all these people live as nicely as described in the story?

    I don't think so.

  80. Highly optimistic by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 1

    A lot of these ideas have almost zero chance of happening in 10 years, with 50 or 100 years being a better guess. Not for technological reasons, mostly, but just because people don't need this crap.

    -Better alarm clock with brainwave monitoring: alarm clocks work fine.
    -Robokitchen makes breakfast: why? You can get "instant" microwavable crap now.
    -End of memorization: utter bullshit, it will always be vital to the educational process, or at least into the indefinite future.
    -Car drives itself: technology is still far off, at which point there's still a huge infrustructural investment to be made.
    -FMV email: we could do it now, but people don't want it. Ditto for voice synthesizers.
    -Cellphone/PDA/camera/wristwatch: of course we'll have them, but we won't be so attached that we wear them to bed.
    -Virtual wall: what is this, another term for video teleconferencing? Will remain a sci-fi movie staple with little real world use.
    -Text-overlaying, face-recognizing contact lenses: come on, in 10 years? No way. It'll happen in a few decades or centuries, though.

    And so on and so on. Simply the number of times he mentions "virtual reality" tells you what kind of 80's movie world he's living in.

  81. Dont Forget the smoked MEAT! by ChiChiCuervo · · Score: 1

    Nothin like good old-fashioned animal-source-unknown smoked Meat!!! Except in 2014, genetically engineered and laboratory grown!

  82. Go read his diet then comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does not exclude "entire parts" of your diet. The beginning steps exclude a large portion of what fat people normally eat. However as you go on it reintroduces many items back into the diet.

    Is your bathroom and bedroom lined with newspapers?

    No, then don't be a parrot.

  83. Sever Message from December, 21, 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  84. umm.. yea.. sure.. by joeldg · · Score: 1
    Naturally, your electric car will drive itself, communicating with millions of chips that have been steamrollered into the asphalt covering our roadways. No more traffic accidents; no more gridlock.


    They thought the same thing in the 50's,60's,70's,80's,90's about the next generation.

    Sorry to say, but automated roadways are a loooong way off and the sheer amount to re-pave all our roads is just insane.

    Everytime they have come up with ideas to have governors in car's that could be updated in real time by way of speedlimit signs the car companies go nuts and the privacy advocates go nuts.

    It is a nice dream, but we are going to be stuck with regular roads for a while still.

    Basically, once we have to replace all these vehicles that are currently sucking down gas when it gets too pricey, maybe then.. but that is still quite a way's down the road.

  85. Predictions from the Past? by don_carnage · · Score: 1

    Where's the list from 1990 predicting what's to come in 2004?

  86. thank god for school! by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    socialization still happens best in a real school and at a real playground

    Ahh, yes... segregated by age and ability level, this is definitly the best socialization!

    Gotta keep those pesky parents out of the picture... and grandparents, my my - go back to the home!

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    1. Re:thank god for school! by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      It doesn't take a village to raise a kid, but it takes a society to socialize one. As the parent post implies, segregating kids away from society in ... a real school and at a real playground ... prevents socialization.

      Want your kid to know how to behave in the real world? Make him spend almost all his time in an artificial environment, with a bunch of young savages just like him, who have no more idea how to behave than he does. Yeah, that's the ticket.

      School isn't about ``socialization'', it's about free babysitting so mama and papa can both work to get all the little luxuries that are obviously more important than the kids. All families teach their kids something at home, even if it's just: ``You're not as important to us as our jobs.''

    2. Re:thank god for school! by digitalgiblet · · Score: 3, Funny
      "School isn't about ``socialization'', it's about free babysitting so mama and papa can both work to get all the little luxuries that are obviously more important than the kids."

      Stuff like robotic kitchens and alarm clocks that don't wake you up until, uh, you wake up...

      I'm assuming I can download different personality "skins" into my robots? This week I think I'll have the current reigning Iron Chef fixing my dinner while Bill Gates vacuums the living room!

      So I go to the toilet and it critiques my, uh, output... Next thing I know it's gotten together with the "smart" refrigerator and kitchen robots to plan an "intervention".

      The "Emeril" bot corners me in the bedroom with a big box of "Tasty Bran Bites" and tells me "Resistance is futile. BAM!"

  87. Moore's Law up to and after 2014? by drphil · · Score: 1

    Maybe slightly offtopic since most of Sawyer's predictions don't require superduper powerful computers, but regarding Sawyer's first comment: isn't Moore's Law thought to come up against a physics brick wall with the current CMOS-based devices around this time (2010s)? I think alternatives are still only in the basic research phase. Photolithography might even be in trouble before 2014.

    Probably the more likely advances that will make Sawyer's predictions come true are not more powerful computers, but less powerful ubiquitous computers - ones with moderate performance but are fabricated by printing versus photolithography so that they are extremely cheap and made/sold/used in extremely large numbers everywhere.

  88. Maybe for the ultra-rich by MajorBurrito · · Score: 1

    This might be a typical day for some ultra-rich CEO with nothing better to spend his money on. But a humanoid house-cleaning robot? A robo-kitchen? A self-driving car? Brainwave monitoring? Full-wall teleconferencing? Come on. And then there's all the time requered to write all the software that connects everything.

    That stuff may be available in 10 years, but only someone with a ton of disposable income would ever be able to afford it. There's no way a mere programmer would ever be able to command that kind of money, unless he won the lottery.

  89. He left out the small print! by karrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every paragraph should have ended with, "and the government will be wacthing you."

  90. The world ends in 2012 though... by alberk · · Score: 1

    according to the Mayans and some of that funky ELS code stuff those uncanny guys get out of the old testament... oh, and Moby Dick... So a typical day in 2014 might be, sort of dull.

  91. Maybe in 2014.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Backbone magazine can publish a page which will display in my browser (Mozilla 1.4 Windows).

  92. this is so ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    electric cars in 10 years?!?!? we'll be lucky if a majority of cars on the road are gas/electric hybrids in 10 years. and forget about cars driving themselves within the next 50 years.

    world wide phone? we can't even get a world wide standard for wireless phones. forget no roaming / long distance.

    the contact lenses thing doesn't seem to have any sort of similar technology right now. where does this super technology come from? maybe this could happen in 100 years?

    micropayments that work? and in 10 years?? now that's just crazytalk!

    i don't have to wait 10 years. i know the author is wrong right now. and i think i'll pass on learning what insane impossiblities the author things will happen by 2024.

  93. Two Websites for Sawyer by Baldrson · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sawyer is head and shoulders above the bulk of scifi authors in taking on predictions that will or will not come true within his lifetime. But he could even be head and shoulders above so called "futurists" who can't be bothered even to register their opinions on longbets and foresight exchange -- of course, that's if Sawyer actually does so.

  94. My comments. by hummassa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lots of stuff told here is impractical and not viable economicaly in a 10-years timeframe. A 100-years, I would believe. See you in 2104.

    Massa

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  95. the one thing i didn't see in this article.. by m2bord · · Score: 1

    and maybe i missed it, is what are the jobs of 2014? and i also wonder how medicine and the roles of physicians will be. i can imagine the script pad will be replaced by an encoded card which will have your information on it to hand to the pharmacist, or that the doctor's tablet will upload your pharmaceutical information directly to your pharmacist.

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  96. So, the rich are Eloi, huh? by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds to me that, if you can afford it, you too can be a soft childlike Eloi in the future. Great, sign me up.

    I think that some of these may come to pass, but 10 years is WAY too soon. What I mean here is, how different is today from ten years ago? Sure, the web and all, but they had BBSs and other similar tech since the 70s.

    My car today isn't significantly different than a car bought in the 80s or early 90s, except its mileage is worse ( and my car's a small 2-door stickshift ).

    My computer's essentially the same, just it's faster. Mac OS X is better than system 6, but really I use it for the same things: design & programming.

    I hate the idea that we've plateau-ed technologically, but I think we have. We've reached a point of massive polishing and it might be decades before something new hits. And I don't mean computers... I mean something really new that changes everything, like free, infinite energy or anti-gravity or something.

    The really big advances will be held back, possibly forever, because nobody will take liability when they ( inevitably ) fail in some way. Who is liable when two self-driving electric cars crash? The manufacturer? The city that lined the streets with sensors? The passengers, because they paid for the car and signed the EULA? For this reason flying cars won't happen, and pervasive nanotech will similarly be constrained.

    I predict ten years from now won't be a whole lot different, except 3d graphics will be a lot better, my car will get worse mileage, and all consumer products will be built in china and will break in two years ( no offense to chinese, but man, quality control seems pretty lax there ).

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    1. Re:So, the rich are Eloi, huh? by MSBob · · Score: 1
      Thought I was the only one who noticed that stuff built in PRC seems to fall apart by the time you take it home (and frequently earlier than that).

      Why are we insisting on making everything cheaper instead of making it BETTER?

      --
      Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
  97. ah, utopia. by pb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Note that they never say "By 2014, nuclear war will have broken out, following rampant disease, economic collapse, rising world tensions, and local civil wars. A typical day might involve cowering in the remnants of your shanty, or travelling along backwoods roads, hoping that you or your family is not spotted by the local bandits. Mad cow disease won't be just for cows anymore, and computers will be largely superfluous due to the lowered standard of living, high energy prices, and disrupted power supply."

    I really wish they would say that, just because they're so horrible at predicting the future--that's one future I'd be happy to see them get wrong.

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  98. Utter nonsense by rbrander · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like Mr. Sawyer (he's an enthusiastic attender of conventions, willing to discuss his work with quite small rooms of readers) but this article made me shake my head. I read it the other day and tried to hit on Backbone's web site to respond. (Uh-uh. No forums.)

    Virtually every single prediction is well over 10 years away, and not just because of politics. Self-driving cars interfacing with millions of chips buried in the road? Even if made workable tomorrow, and tested and proven six-sigma safe the day after (try 20 years for each) we only repave *major* roads once every 20 years. Accelerating the schedule would double local taxes! Sheesh.

    And the rest of them run like that. I think I read this same stuff in 1994 at the height of the machines-of-loving-grace-will-run-the-world burbling from WIRED in its heyday. And always, always, this stuff is prefaced with Moore's Law. Because of Moore's Law, any prediction involving intelligence in machines is "OK", no matter how outlandish.

    But we've had over 30 years of Moore's Law since the first microchips and we still have computers that are dumb as rocks, just 1M times faster at being dumb as rocks. They barely can parse words reliably, have no idea what a sentence means, and definitely can't *see*. So, sorry, no low-carb-cooking, kitchen wash-up robots in a lousy 10 years.

    Some of it was at least techically possible; the "every TV show ever available" is obviously a political problem, if they can solve that, they can do the appliances and the networking. But anything involving, say, fiber to the home - i.e. more than ONE custom-download HDTV show at a time - will require over 10 years just to get the fiber strung.

    Shit takes TIME.

    1. Re:Utter nonsense by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 1

      Hey Roy!

      I think you'd actually enjoy the article more if you took it as it was intended: as a challenge.

      IMHO, Sawyer hopes to change a world in which there is no new Asimov or Clarke and in which man has not gone to the moon in my lifetime, and tell us all what we should think is possible.

      Unfortunately, nearly everyone's response on Slashdot today has been one of derision. Which clearly explains why we have not gone back to the moon. And why not every human being has safe drinking water. And why children still go hungry in the First World. We have proven that these problems have feasable technical solutions, but we all think the economic cost is too high.

      Ultimately, our problem is too many politicians, too few dreamers. So I now challenge you to dream along with Mr. Sawyer for a time. Who knows what might be possible...

      K

      P.S. Thanks again for the favour. The trip is (so far) a success and I'm posting this from my father's place. :)

  99. this is the stupidest thing I've ever read. by 7-Vodka · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is such BS. I used to read stuff like this and 'oooh' and 'aahhh' at it. But guess what. I'm old enough now that I know it's all bullshit.
    I was around in 84. I was around in 94. And now I'm still around in 2004. And guess what? Not a god damn thing has changed. Sure we got the internet and cell phones. But 95% of our lives back then is still the same now.

    We wiped our asses with toilet paper in 84 and 94, we do it now and we'll still be doing it in 2014.
    we were driving around in our grounded internal combustion engine boxes in 84 & 94 and we still do it now. We'll still do it in 10 years.
    Sure we have a *few* new things. We have cheaper and smaller cell phones, so some people have them. We have the internet and faster computers.

    He's claiming faster computers will change our lives because they get 128 times faster every ten years. WOW that's incredible (/sarchasm). What has that brought us the last 2 decades?
    weather reporters are not any more accurate than they used to be where I live.
    He talks about how our toilets and toothbrushes will analyze our fluid samples and tell us if we're getting sick and what we have. Dream on buddy. I work as an R&D biochemist and let me tell you, product development in these areas take MAJOR time. Not 10 years. If we dont have working prototypes in peoples homes for trials right now, the ordinary person won't have diddly in 10 years. You can run into a snag (murphy's law, you WILL run into a snag) and take 5-10 years just to work out one detail so you can get back on track.

    He talks about how roads in 10 years will have microchips embedded so they can drive your car for you. That one had me on the floor laughing. My city hasn't paved the roads with normal asphalt in 10 years. You think they're gonna repave all the roads with stuff that doesn't even exist right now and be done in 10 years? L O L. They've taken 6 months and counting just to redo a 500m strech of road outside my house. They're still not done.

    Sure, I wont dispute that we'll have some of the technology to do some of the stuff this guy talks about in 10 years. But at most it will still be a pipe dream in somebody's laboratory. no way it will be a fully functional 100% coverage public infrastructure or cheap consumable.

    Don't be fooled by this guy because he writes good sci-fi. That's exactly what he's written here, good sci-fi. Your life will still be the same in 2014.

    I predict most of his predictions will fall through. What he needs to do, is look at areas that are already functional in laboratories and are already cheap to do. Certain kinds of gene therapy for example. The ones to do with enhancing muscle growth. Inserting broken myostatin genes, or extra IGF1 genes into muscle cells. These are things that are already working in animal models (ie. good enough for athletes to say fook it and try it) and are also cheap to do because you only need to prepare the material once and you can administer it at no cost and produce more very cheaply.

    You want my prediction? in 8 years, watch for a shitload of olympic records to get thrashed.

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    1. Re:this is the stupidest thing I've ever read. by baalz · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right? While I agree that some of these predictions are optimistic, you can't honestly claim that life is essentially the same as it was before cell phones and the internet. I guess it might be, depending on your lifestyle, but not if you're really using these technologies. I've had the internet my entire adult life, and a cell phone for most of it, and I can no more really picture life without them any more than I could life without automobiles. I can't imagine not being able to look up anything I want on wikipedia, or finding the cheapest and best goods in the world at my fingertips, or being exposed to world news not prepackaged by huge media conglomerates. I can look up how to fix my toaster, or if I need to be worried about that rash, or what the best home remedy is for an ant infestation. You have access to a significant portion of mankind's knowledge, and you claim that's not a big deal? To a lesser extent, the cell phone is also a significant change in lifestyle. Lose track of your party at the zoo? Have a breakdown on the side of the road? Need to dial 911 when you're not at home? Worried because you're kid is late coming home? None of these are as life altering as the net, but they do (can) significantly change how we live our lives.

      As I said, some of these predictions are optimistic, but you only need one or two Big Things to significantly change how we live our day to day lives.

      Ps.
      Now I've seen everything. On Slashdot you ask what have computers done for us in the last 2 decades and get modded insightful.

    2. Re:this is the stupidest thing I've ever read. by stand · · Score: 1
      I was around in 84. I was around in 94. And now I'm still around in 2004. And guess what? Not a god damn thing has changed.

      Well, I'll tell you one thing that's changed. 10 years ago, your chances have having this many people read your meandering ravings (much less moderate it as insightful) were hovering somewhere around zero. Whether or not that is progress I will leave as an exercise to the many readers of this response.

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    3. Re:this is the stupidest thing I've ever read. by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      We wiped our asses with toilet paper in 84 and 94, we do it now and we'll still be doing it in 2014.

      You don't understand how to use the three sea-shells? Where have you been? Living under a rock since 2005?

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    4. Re:this is the stupidest thing I've ever read. by danila · · Score: 1

      Isn't it sad to be such a loser? You wasted 20 years of your life and want everyone to feel pity? Fuck off - MY life has changed in the past 10 years. It changed in the past 5 years. It changes everyday and not the least because of the technology. But don't despair - if not in 2014, in 2034 they will be able to treat stupidity and you may finally get your chance.

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  100. In 2014... by mabu · · Score: 2, Interesting
    .. There will be one big mall in each city. It will be owned by a single mega-corporation. The stores will all be the same; the products will all be the same.

    .. This same company will control your telephone, internet, credit cards, public utilities, cable/sat tv, and insurance. If you are late paying your credit card, your cable, tv, water, electricity, telephone, and insurance are cancelled (and vice-versa)

    .. The credit reporting agency (singular - owned by the same mega-corporation) will introduce a new feature using computer technology. A perverse combination of MBTI geared towards identifying your lifestyle, level of complacency and value as a "consumer", based on the company's analysis of your actions and purchases, utility consumption, media watched, etc. Your new "life report" will not only gauge your ability to meet your financial obligations, but will reveal your sexual preference, substance addictions, political proclivity, psychological stability, attractiveness, work ethic, and more. Every time you deal with any sizeable entity, your "life report" will be pulled and examined. This will be the beginning of a new era where people are put into castes based on the value of this report and you will choose a spouse primarily based on their stats.

  101. social changes and mental changes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha!

    Nice tho really cars and nanotechnology will not be around so soon IMHO.

    What about social change? Do we still work all day? With virtual reality the cost of living will be so low, I'd expect a serious cut-back on that, with rabid capitalism out the window... Hello, benign socialism!

    Besides, the media being what it is, you would expect someone to fill that void eventually. If it wouldn't be folks like Michael Moore, perhaps the blogs -- perhaps /. :-) transforming us into a fair society, where that lovely workday (?!) could describe the lives of EVERYONE, not that of the luckiest 1-2 billion or so humans.

    [by filling the void I mean describing the EDUCATED ANGLE, yes?]

    And what about mental change? Yoga masters hardly ever get confused, fail to remember anything, and HARDLY SLEEP. They spend a couple of hours a day meditating in Samadhi (the deepest yogic meditative state), and that's that. Yes, not knowing about yoga you WOULD doubt it, wouldn't you? Alas, there is now a 21-day course available to get into that state, perchance it would be available outside India some day (www.ssy.org).

    Your thoughts?

    1. Re:social changes and mental changes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from yoga, what else do yoga masters actually DO?

    2. Re:social changes and mental changes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say about 2 hours of yoga a day, and 2 hours of being in Samadhi.

      That leaves them around 20 hours a day to do what they like, since they don't sleep much.

      However if they are not only accomplished yogis, but also yogically ENLIGHTENED (are experiencing Ananda, or "absolute bliss"), then they generally try to do good on those 20 hours. They don't mind, they're Xing (as in the drug xtasy) anyway. It's what called "saintly behavior".

      There is also enlightenment in buddhism, but that's a different story.

      you like?

  102. My predictions by cjpez · · Score: 1
    I predict that life will be, in general, virtually identical to life today. Sure, we'll have faster computers. We'll probably have some cooler videoconferencing type stuff. We'll have cooler, more "VR"-style games to play, and perhaps some good business uses of that kind of tech as well. But I bet we're still going to have porcelain toilets, cheap plastic toothbrushes from Osco, cars that require driving, we'll be using our own two eyes to look at the world (without cybernetic contacts or whatever), we'll still cook for ourselves, we're not going to have humanoid robots running around doing stuff for us, and we're going to go to bed just like we do now. I dug the flatscreen video idea, I'd guess corporations would certainly have those. I doubt they're going to put them in every cube though.

    Think about it, look at our lives now compared to, say, 100 years ago. What's changed except for some of the details? Go outside and watch people. You've got people on cellphones now, sure, but honestly, just look at what people are doing. It's really no different at all.

    I could be wrong, too, I suppose. "Smart washcloths." Bah.

  103. WOW by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

    I would have to say that I completely disagree with this guy. Nope I don't think even one of these things will come to pass. The tech will probably be there, but It will not be a mainsty to the way life works

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  104. Far too conservative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at Heinlein's Expanded Universe predictions. Besides hitting a nice % for being correct, he correctly rationalized the science curve into the future.

  105. Oh well.. by AtariKee · · Score: 1

    As long as I get my flying car that I was promised back in... oh... 1954!!!!@!$#@!#$@

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    "Thank you, Master Control"
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  106. self driving cars? by mrmoj0 · · Score: 1

    living in seattle, a simple 14 mile monorail system the public has all but demanded for the past five(+) years might be ready by 2009.

    seeing as any major undertaking, such as the design and implementation of a self-driving car system would take the coordination of many major companies as well as local and federal governments, i'm quite positive that we'll still have our collective foot on the accelerator come 2014.

    unless our 44th president decides that we should focus on efficently and easily getting 20 miles down the road, rather than worrying about how to get to mars.

  107. Uhh.. yeah right. by RevAaron · · Score: 1

    So many of these are things that have been promised for a long time. And a lot of them are quite possible with today's technology. But it's not just the level of technology that makes these things happen, but the culture they exist in. Yes, we could have cars that drive themselves, but we won't have them in 10 years. Not when most people would rather drive their own car for any number of reasons.

    We won't have a single worldwide phone number. We could do that now too, but it doesn't make financial sense for the oodles of company all trying to rip us off.

    We'll still have hard to cure health problems. Cancer isn't going away. No matter how much wishing anyone does, we won't have nanonics that can hunt and seek cancer cells throughout our bodies- at least, not in 10 years.

    I mean, what is so hard about looking into the past? People have been talking about computer controlled cars that drive themselves- solving gridlock- and "kitchen of the future"s for a very long time. They promised us these things in the 60s- we'd have them in 10, 20, 30 years. We still won't, and sure as hell won't have them in 10 years. Maybe in 20. More likely 50 or a 100.

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    Working toward a usable PDA environment in the spirit of Newton OS: Dynapad
  108. Socialization happens best in school?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a joke. Most /. here are highly intelligent (Certainly more intelligent than the average population), and we well know about school and how well the highly intelligent "socialize" with everyone else. Mixing Gifted Kids and Avg Kids is not the way to go. The Problem is that schools segregate kids by age more often than not without recognition of intelligence levels (which vary so greatly as to be the difference between being of Avg IQ and being considered Mentally Retarded).

    The most socialization highly intelligent kids get is maybe one day a week of "enrichment" activities in a "Gifted" Program, which is of course laughable.

    The only system that would come close to meeting the needs of Highly Intelligent Kids would be a complete separation from avg and below avg IQ kids in special schools from Kindergarten on. Which would allow them to advance much faster, in real subjects such as Mathematics, Reading, and Science, than they would in school with the "normals."

    Unfortunately though, no one on has the intestinal fortitude to put such a system in place.

    A Good book for more info on this subject is Genius Denied

  109. ... projected in the air 22 hours a day... by crovira · · Score: 1

    What happened to the other 2 hours?

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    1. Re:... projected in the air 22 hours a day... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      22 hours from the wristband, 2 on your wallscreen. It's in the story. :)

      Hey, this was supposed to be funny... what's with the "Interesting" moderation?

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    2. Re:... projected in the air 22 hours a day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happened to the other 2 hours?

      It's the Future, Dude! 24 hours is just so The Present.

    3. Re:... projected in the air 22 hours a day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since your vision is more probable than sawyer's, it should have been moderated "insightful".

    4. Re:... projected in the air 22 hours a day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the future they've discovered the earth's rotational speed is increasing and it's only a matter of time before we all go flying off into space. And so they send a team of crack scientists to... THE CORE, with a nuke to return the earth to it's original rotational speed.

    5. Re:... projected in the air 22 hours a day... by Viadd · · Score: 1
      What happened to the other 2 hours?
      Days are 22 hours long. Days have always been 22 hours long.

      Later today, after you report to the education center at 10:59 AM and leave a minute later at 1:00 pm, just as you always do, you will understand.

    6. Re:... projected in the air 22 hours a day... by Westech · · Score: 1

      "What happened to the other 2 hours?"

      Oh, well. It's close enough for gummint work.

  110. The more things change.... by Tristan7 · · Score: 1

    I fail to see why everyone likes to predict these somewhat far fetched ideas. Sure, it's possible that we'll have toothbrushes that detect when we're sick, but are YOU going to spend 30 bucks on a toothbrush? me neither.

    How many of you live in apartments? How exactly is your alarm clock going to interact and slowly turn on the lights? Will your management company be jumping to rewire the place so you can join the modern world?

    It's all possible, but highly unlikely to make an impact on the majority of people. Think about what you're doing in 2004, that maybe your parents were doing in 1964. What's different? You still wake up with a typical alarm clock, you still watch TV, you still cook your own food (or go out). Pretty much the only difference is you now have a mobile phone, and a tivo, and a PC. While all of those are useful and deffinately something our parents didn't have, I wouldn't say our lives have really changed much in 40 years. So why would they change much in just 10 more?

    I think SF authors are more optimistic than pragmatic.

  111. Slashdot, this is what _I_ see in 2014. by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    Everything is essentially the same. I'll still have the same car I have today, if not another car that may have a Diesel engine (diesel being more efficient). I don't see any alternative energies getting such a boost in the next 10 years that we switch from useful gasoline. Gas will cost $6 per gallon however. Wasteful government construction crews will still repair potholes in roads. Computers will still be the same thing they are today, just faster. The internet might have some more technologies, and wireless "broadband" type speeds will have coverage pretty much across the US. You'll still check your e-mail by going to hotmail.com, you'll just be able to do it from your back yard instead. You'll still have to make your own damn coffee in the morning. Things like the Roomba floor vacuum robots might be more popular though. Cellphones will be able to play some pretty neat games, and will basically be what most people use for their day-to-day computing needs, checking mail, talking with friends, taking pictures. It'll just have better screens and keyboards, probably voice recognition that still mixes up words occasionally. The big corporations will be bigger, but resentment of that fact will also be larger; the underdogs will have a very secure foothold, and a bright future. The US government will have kept up the current trend of restricting certain freedoms in the name of preventing terror. We'll possibly all have ID cards, like what is used for special people at airports now. You have to be verified as a "good guy" first, instead of assumed.

    Basically, just a bit more of what we have now, nothing radically different.

    What do you guys think?

    -Jesse

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  112. shades by berns · · Score: 2, Funny

    UV-filter contacts already exist and are a good idea. However, people will always wear shades (sunglasses) for two reasons: 1) they make you look cool and 2) they let you look at girl's legs on the street without them noticing.

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    1. Re:shades by AoT · · Score: 1

      So when can I get the full eye mirrored contacts?

  113. Old people by michael_cain · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I find it interesting that futurists (which is the role he's playing here) always talk about what life will be like for a 30-something who's married and has kids. Maybe it's not as true in Canada, but society is increasingly single people or people whose children are grown and gone. I'm 50, and both my children will be out of the house at college this fall. The IRS actuarial tables say I can expect another 34 years, significantly longer than the 20 years when I had children in the house. In ten years the "typical" person will be older than the typical person of today. In 50 years, we'll be up to our elbows in old people (well, you'll be up to your elbows -- the chances I'll still be here are small).

    Future tech will be oriented more and more towards the needs of the elderly. AI that helps them keep track of their schedules and medication. Spoken interfaces to that AI because typing is very hard when your arthritis acts up. Always-on wireless communication so that "I've fallen and I can't get up" is not an issue. Appliances with sensors and network connections so the AI can remind you that you left the stove on or didn't turn on the washing machine. A shift towards smaller homes, all on one level, and the disappearance of bathtubs (bathtubs turn out to be incredibly hazardous for the elderly).

    1. Re:Old people by clintp · · Score: 1
      I find it interesting that futurists (which is the role he's playing here) always talk about what life will be like for a 30-something who's married and has kids.
      It's not interesting, it's convenience. This scenario's a nice literary device.

      You get to explore a mature wage-earner's life, his spouse/significant other's, the lives of children, and (because he's 30-something) probably the lives of retirees because his probably still-living parents.

      3 generations with varying viewpoints on the world, and he didn't have to stray more than 1 relationship from a central unnamed character. Yeah, that's handy.
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    2. Re:Old people by gberke · · Score: 1

      Yes, and for all the tools, it still seems that life sucks for all the working people. Just more ways you can be reached and used at all hours of the day. Social problems, health, travel (will TSA have a chip in you and all they have to do is check that it hasn't been tampered with)
      How will we make sense of all the information? Will be spend all our time recording our lives and playing them back: calculators obviate the need for math, and memory is replaced by instant replay?
      Here's a thing he misses: google will be AI, and I WILL be able to ask google where I left my toothbrush. HAL will be.
      How will we separate the bullshit from the real: thus, we have no neck Vietnam vets swearing that there was no one shooting at Kerry and that the emperor has wonderful clothes and no, you can't see his dick.

    3. Re:Old people by michael_cain · · Score: 1
      It's not interesting, it's convenience. This scenario's a nice literary device. You get to explore a mature wage-earner's life, his spouse/significant other's, the lives of children, and (because he's 30-something) probably the lives of retirees because his probably still-living parents.

      Perhaps I'm somewhat unique amongst futurists (technology forecasting was part of what I did for a living for several years), but if you want to make meaningful predictions you have to consider not just technology, but the society in which that technology will be deployed. To pick on one of Sawyer's examples, he has us envision children using immersive VR to do their homework in just 10 years. The US school system (and I suspect that Canada is not much different) is (a) stuck in an ongoing financial crisis and (b) extremely slow to pick up technology for common use. Routine homework for primary education is one of the LAST places immersive VR will be used.

      As to the nuclear family itself, in the 2000 census, married couples with children under 18 made up only 23.5% of households in the US. Given the known historical trends, this will fall to 20% or below by 2010 -- that is, in 2014 such a household will be rather atypical. In 50 years, the typical household will be an unmarried couple, average age 50, only one of whom ever had any children, and those children are grown and gone. The technology in common use at that time will be driven by that sort of household. A futurist piece describing technology in 2054 using the married-with-children family as an example is almost guaranteed to be seriously wrong because those households will be so uncommon.

      PS. Nice user number (some of us notice).

  114. Your not looking hard enough! by gunnk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's changed in 10 years?

    In 1994 finding tech support for any gadget (not just computers!) usually meant calling the tech support number for the company. Now a tech support number is the method of last resort. Online docs, newsgroups, and Google are the way to go.

    In 1994 my vision was 20/450 in each eye. It's 20/15 now -- BETTER than "normal".

    In 1994 cell phones were heavy, expensive, and worked in miniscule service areas. My unlimited long distance now means that I've discontinued long distance service on my landline entirely. I'm seldom inaccessible now -- unless I CHOOSE to be.

    Money? I live 90% of my financial life electronically. In 1994 I still made trips to the bank to hand a paper paycheck to a teller. I spent ages trying to reconcile my checkbook to a once-a-month bank statement. Paying bills meant getting back to that stack in the corner when you had money in your account. Now I schedule my bills for payment as soon as the arrive -- set to deliver after payday whenever necessary. A list of every transaction I've made is ALWAYS available to me. I can keep my financial program reconciled to my bank's records DAILY. I usually carry under $10 in cash these days since my debit card works almost anywhere. Oh, remember PRICE TAGS? Little stickers with numbers on them that had to be read and manually punched in to a cash register. Very few stores use them now.

    As for computers -- I have a LAPTOP that substitutes for a whole table top covered in computer junk. The house is wireless -- I get the information I want when I want it and where I want it. For that matter, my wife's wi-fi enabled Palm Pilot is about as powerful as my 1994 desktop -- which ran WINDOWS 3.1 (shudder) and cost 4 times as much. I still don't know what to do with that big table, though...

    In 1994 I had to drive to the video store to rent a movie. Now, I usually just pick one off iControl. When I do choose a movie, it's a DVD which I can play on my TV or my laptop if I'm traveling. Same thing for music. I'm either buying songs from iTunes (and ONLY paying for the songs I want instead of buying a whole album with only two decent offerings on it) or I'm listening to Virgin Radio streaming live from LONDON (I'm in North Carolina).

    Speaking of traveling, when I'm driving in an unfamiliar area I connect my PowerBook to my GPS. My position is indicated in realtime overlaying a map of the area. No more getting lost!

    While I'm typing this to an international gathering of techies, I'm also chatting with my mom who is alone today via instant messaging.

    The changes since 94 have been HUGE.

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    1. Re:Your not looking hard enough! by SphereOfDestiny · · Score: 1
      I need to clarify what I mean by "actually new". By actually new, I mean not existing before, compared to not popular, or not streamlined. For example I consider cell phones being lighter and cheaper as cell phones being "streamlined". Obviously the internet it not new, It's been there for a long time, but it's popularity has just increased. (for better or worse).

      So I agree that we have changes, but just no technology that affects everyday life seems to be really new. I see things that come from WWII, the cold war (apollo project), or computer technology that comes from the 1960's (go look up "lisp machines" for solutions to many current issues in programing languages), or from XEROX parc (was that the 70's?), but no really new stuff.

  115. Memorization a thing of the past? by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    I doubt that's ever going to be the case. Ever try looking up something you don't know the name of? -- "Yeah, that element on the periodic table, you know... it's silver in colour, or maybe grey. Umm... maybe it's a metal?" Good luck with that endeavour.

    Also, the last thing I need is to have my doctor performing surgery on me, and having to google my anatomy during the operation.

    No longer memorizing... this guy thinks we're going to phase out our brains or something.

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  116. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (What are the "enhanced reality contact lenses" powered by? Happy thoughts?)

    Seriously, we've had prototypes of those for a very long time. They're referred to as "beer goggles".

  117. This guy is an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His predictions are crazy. Not neccessarily because they are far fetched, but because he's predicting that they will occur withing just 10 years.

    Think back to 1994. How have things changed since then?

    We're still using the same alarm clocks, only now they have CD players. I predict future alarm clocks will have mp3 players built in.

    "Today, your coffee can be brewed while you sleep; tomorrow's robokitchen will have an entire hot (but low carb!) breakfast waiting for you."

    I don't even have a coffee machine. I doubt I'm going to have a breakfast machine.

    "Your spouse and kids will be taken care of, too -- with smart toilets analyzing their urine and sensor-rich toothbrushes checking their saliva to make sure everything is ticketyboo; most health problems will be caught early and be trivial to correct."

    Bullshit. We are way more than 10 years from that coming to pass. Especially the toothbrush thing. Though I suppose they might get those toilets in Japan in 10 years since they love technology. But Americans don't replace their toilets every five years.

    "Your cubicle will have a smart wall of its own, giving every worker the appearance of having a window; yours might show real-time footage of Lake Louise"

    So he's predicting that in ten years we will be able to create large, lightweight, flexible screens at such a low cost that our bosses will be willing to spend a little extra cash to make us a little more happy and a little more productive. Someone tell the TV manufacturers that they're not going to be in business in ten years, cause if I can get a screen I can roll up and hang on any wall, I'm not gonna bother with a TV set, and the profit margins on these things ain't gonna be near as good as they are for TV's!

    "Of course, we'll all live in an enhanced reality."

    Oh of COURSE!

    "Today's bulky virtual-reality goggles will have been replaced by contact lenses that overlay textual information on your vision; the lens will be in constant communication with the computing powerhouse in your wristband. You'll never be in the embarrassing situation of not remembering the name of an acquaintance you happen to run into; facial-recognition technology will identify the person, and provide you with all pertinent details instantaneously."

    So, not only will we have PC's more powerful than today's computers in a wristband, but we will have tiny displays powered by... what... heat our body generates? Sunlight? MEchanical energy derived from blinking? That fit inside a contact lens, and are therefore capable of being opaque or transparent, AND of displaying in such a way that we can focus on something that close to our eye, AND these devices will be fitted with tiny high resolution cameras which can transmit photos through... body conductance? At high rates of speed to our wirst computers so that they can analyze them and display the person's name on the screen? Assuming of course we have a way to, and bother to enter the name of every accuaintance we meet simply so we will not forget their name later!

    "he microprocessors in your running shoes will keep track of your pace, telling you when to slow down or speed up for maximum effect"

    Maybe.

    "Meanwhile, nanotechnological probes will be working their way through your bloodstream, clearing plaque out of your arteries, and getting rid of dangerous chemicals."

    Powered by WHAT? exactly? And how will we construct these tiny machines? Atoms take up space, and computer take up lots of space. You may be able to make a nanomachine, but what is it going to use for a brain? We can't make computers that tiny and still make them smart enough to recognize different atoms. Any "nanotechnology" we use to cleanse arteries is going to be biological and chemical. Not little robots.

    "And naturally, your wristband will be recording everything you see and do, with software indexing it all as you go along."

    Which will be illegal, as it is illegal to r

  118. Sounds more like 2114 by bretharder · · Score: 1

    All that change in 10 years time?
    Sounds more like 2114 than 2014.

  119. Does the fantasy world of the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    include servers that don't get slashdotted?

  120. Prediction: The End of Work by Louis+Savain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your spouse might telecommute -- perhaps half of all white-collar workers will do so in 2014 -- but you might still have to physically go to your office. Along the way you'll take your kids to school.

    I doubt this very much. Prediction: We will have an AI breakthrough within a few years. In ten years, you and your spouse will be replaced by a machine and will join millions of others on the unemployment line. Unless, of course, the Big Brother government du jour steps in and bars intelligent machines from the work place. Lots of luck to them, because other nations will not follow suit. Interesting times ahead.

  121. Re:socialization still happens best in a real scho by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
    Amen! Amen! Amen!

    Seriously, and nothing to do with religion, if I ever have kids I will move heaven and earth to keep them out of anything resembling a public school. I am absolutely convinced the system I went through is the worst possible way to educate human beings. And the "socialization" is criminal. Seriously, people should be jailed for perpetuating it. The NEA and AFT have a lot to answer for.

  122. s/198/200/ by solios · · Score: 1

    Heh. Nice.

    Personally, I think your prediction is, given current trends, more accurate and more likely than the typical masturbatory pseudotopian CRAP published Sci-Fi authors spew out whenever they try to predict the near-future.

  123. brainwave alarmclock by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

    I think that his brainwave alarmclock is more likely to be reality well before a phone system with no long distance charges...

  124. the story : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Featured Articles

    July 13, 2004 - 20:06
    It's 2014, and life is the same. Only better
    By Robert J. Sawyer

    As a science-fiction writer, my job is predicting the future. And that's gotten harder with each passing year. Moore's law tells us that computing power doubles every 18 months. If that holds up -- and i believe it will, with breakthroughs in nanotechnology, new techniques of producing three-dimensional circuits, and new substrates for microprocessors -- then in 10 short years, we will have computers 128 times more powerful than those that exist today. Can anyone guess how that much computing muscle, widely available and inexpensively priced, will affect our day-to-day lives? Well, let's find out.

    Here are some of my predictions for a typical day in late 2014; feel free to track me down in 10 years' time and tell me i'm wrong!

    Our mornings will still begin with waking up. But forget the old-fashioned alarm-clock buzzer. Tomorrow's bedside clock will be a sophisticated brainwave monitor. It'll keep track of your sleep cycle, gently bringing up the room lights at precisely the right time so that you'll feel rested, not cardiac arrested, as you awake.

    Today, your coffee can be brewed while you sleep; tomorrow's robokitchen will have an entire hot (but low carb!) breakfast waiting for you. Also waiting will be an electronic-ink newspaper, with stories geared to your particular interests culled from sources worldwide (with foreign-language news automatically translated into English).

    Of course, you aren't the only one who has to get going in the morning. Your spouse and kids will be taken care of, too -- with smart toilets analyzing their urine and sensor-rich toothbrushes checking their saliva to make sure everything is ticketyboo; most health problems will be caught early and be trivial to correct.

    Your spouse might telecommute -- perhaps half of all white-collar workers will do so in 2014 -- but you might still have to physically go to your office. Along the way you'll take your kids to school.

    No point quizzing them on facts as you travel along, though. In a world in which any information can be easily accessed anywhere, mere memorization is no longer part of the curriculum. But analysis of information -- knowing how to think -- ah, that's the ticket!Naturally, your electric car will drive itself, communicating with millions of chips that have been steamrollered into the asphalt covering our roadways. No more traffic accidents; no more gridlock.

    Once you've dropped the kids off -- yes, learning can be done online at home, but socialization still happens best in a real school and at a real playground -- you will use the rest of your commute time productively, catching up on full-motion-video e-mail and reading reports (or having them read to you by totally realistic voice synthesizers). You'll arrive at your office relaxed.

    Throughout the day, your wristband -- a combination cellphone, PDA, camera, and e-book display, all controlled by spoken commands -- will be your lifeline.

    You'll have just one phone number, good worldwide with no long-distance or roaming charges, and the wristband will screen calls for you, with a computer-generated avatar kicking in to deal with most routine matters.

    Still, even 10 years from now, much business will require face-time. No problem. One major wall of your office in, say, Toronto, will be a vast flatscreen, showing you your company's Vancouver office. You'll be able to walk up to the wall and chat with whomever is depicted as casually as if you were both sharing the same water cooler.

    Your cubicle will have a smart wall of its own, giving every worker the appearance of having a window; yours might show real-time footage of Lake Louise, assuming that global warming hasn't melted the adjacent glaciers and flooded everything. And no matter which office chair you sit on, it will adjust automatically to your body's proportions.

    Of course, we'll all live in an enhanced realit

  125. I'm against brainwave monitoring. by solios · · Score: 1

    Straight up, if I slept until I was Fully Rested, I'd wake up at noon or one in the afternoon instead of ten, which is when the alarm goes off and when I get up and Go. Forget feeling "fresh"- that's what a cold shower and coffee are for, damnit. I'm awake enough by noon that it isn't a problem the rest of the day.

    I would, however, love a device I could attach to the alarm clock which would kick on the overheads. :) Nothing like painfully bright light to kick your ass out of bed in the morning.

  126. Telecommute? Maybe if you're in India by vlm · · Score: 1

    Remember, if you can telecommute, that means you're job can go to India. So it will. The only people whom can telecommute will be the poorest lowest paid people in the entire world. So unless you live in Somalia or India or Bangladesh you are not going to be telecommuting any time soon.

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  127. Great Joke. by crovira · · Score: 1

    We'll see how my wife likes it...

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  128. Satire? by solios · · Score: 1

    I thought that pretty much any forward-looking predictive "LIFE IN THE YEAR $NOW+$TIME" was satire.... I mean, you know, flying cars, suborbital commutes... Joe Average having his bills paid and being able to eat well and put food on the table....

    Sci-Fi authors have, in my experience, historically seen technology's potential, and neglected things like the economics of deployment, the size of the installed base, the fact that the vast majority aren't going to pull in enough to make frivolties like this monetarily feasable, and.... oh yeah, greed.

    We'll get Weyland Yutani or the equivalent for sure. Starfleet and the Federation (aliens aside, I'm talking concept) are a frigging pipe dream.

  129. Hmm. by solios · · Score: 1

    That always irked me about concepts like intelligent contacts- the power source. I mean, you could hyothetically power an artificial retina by plugging some itty flywheels into the bloodstream and make up for it that way... eyephones could easily have their own internal power packs....

    And hey, people blink. A lot. With the right advances, the act if your eyelid passing over the contact might be enough to generate just enough juice to make it Go.

    Something that size would, by design, have minimal power requirements... and they already have kinetically powered watches (last I heard...), so. That bit is at least possible.

    Feasable's another matter. :)

    1. Re:Hmm. by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      Kinetically powered wrist watches are OLDE. My father has one that's ~40 years old (Omega). Again, engineering isn't the problem; marketing is.

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  130. Change of a different sort by WolfMansDad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I was a little kid (1974) our grocery store got its first automatic door. It was amazing, just like Star Trek! I went in and out of it shouting "Scotty, give me more power!" and "Red alert!" while my mother shopped. How many of you (who are parents) would be separated from your six-year-old kid in a grocery store today? How many of your kids play pick-up games of street ball with their neighbors? How many of them roam around the neighborhood on bicycles, unsupervised, like we did in the 70's?

    In the neighborhood where I live today, lawns are immaculately kept, and the streets are devoid of children. They live here. It's just that their parents never let them see the light of day, except during organized, structured activities that they drive to in their monster SUV's.

    I, for one, would trade all my gadgets to give my neighborhood kids the freedoms we had then.

    1. Re:Change of a different sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I, for one, would trade all my gadgets to give my neighborhood kids the freedoms we had then.


      Amen brother. One of the reasons I moved 'way out into the country and bought a ranch was so my kids could spend most of their time playing outside. TV? They've heard of it.

    2. Re:Change of a different sort by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1
      How many of your kids play pick-up games of street ball with their neighbors? How many of them roam around the neighborhood on bicycles, unsupervised, like we did in the 70's?
      It still happens in my neighborhood (suburban Maryland). Kind of a nuisance, really, kids playing in the street. But then, I'm not a parent.
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  131. Year 3 AA by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

    That is, in 2104 we will have gone 3 years without support for the Alpha platform, hence year 3 After Alpha.

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  132. Quantum Crypto by auburnate · · Score: 1
    The images of your life will be beamed through the air to an archive that only you can access; quantum cryptography -- unbreakable even in principle -- will have made such transmissions totally secure.

    Quantum crypto won't be used commercially to store the mundane details of our lives in 10 years. No need to crypto that!!! But seriously, IMHO, not gonna happen.

  133. 10 years ago was 1994 by MDcoverboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Think back to 10 years ago.. that's right 1994. AOL was still popular, the world wide web & ecommerce began to explode, the imminent release Windows 95 was all over the news, a 15" computer LCD screen cost more than $3000, Clinton was a first-term president, Monicagate & 9/11 haven't happened. No integrated home living systems, electric cars, fusion power, artificial intelligence, voice recognition, or anything else that was promised to me in 'Beyond 2000' has happened.

    How about learning from the past? My predictions for the next 10 years (I'm just a tech (MIT) student, not some fancy dancy science fiction writer):
    ++ Linux and Windows do not exist. As its desktop share plummets because of both increasing institutional adoption of Linux and persistent security issues (Longhorn looked like swiss cheese), Microsoft calls in its cards with its copyright and patent portfolio that Linux "infringes" upon. http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/aug 2004/tc20040813_1107_tc120.htm The resulting litigation destabilizes the Linux migration. The open source community heeds the call to arms and rallies behind Torvalds and leads the development of a UNIX-, patent-, and copyright-free kernel. The new OS fills the void and all the people in the land are happy. Except when Microsoft lays off 25,000 programmers to refocus on office productivity and software development products.
    ++ Oil and Gas shortage because of continuing\spreading unrest in the middle east pummels global economy. Rather than investigating alternatives or renewables, vested interests ensure that countries revert to dirty methods like coal and new processes to extract vast tar oil reserves.
    ++ Integrated wireless-PDA, streaming audio-video iPod, VoIP cell phone are commonplace using HyperHiWiMaxExtreme4 Platinum Edition redux alpha.
    ++ Duke Nukem Forever and Team Fortress 2 are expected to go gold "sometime in fall." Quake 4 supports 6400x3600 resolution for the new 40" OLED Mac display.
    ++ James Webb Space Telescope 0w|\|3z Hubble. In conjunction with Terrestrial Planet Finder, scientists begin to resolve images of extrasolar planets.
    ++ Scaled Composites begins to offer weightless 30-minute, sub-orbital trips for $25,000.
    ++ ebooks still not popular. Something to do with people who stare at a computer screens all day don't like to relax by staring at computer screens.
    ++ George Lucas cashes in chips and has Wachowski brothers write Star Wars VII, VIII, and IX. Together, they cost $1 billion to produce.
    ++ Body odor remains an issue for programmers. Dweebs still have trouble with women.

  134. Yeah but will the flying car be a DeLorean? by charliekowalchuk · · Score: 1

    And all that stuff will happen in your sleep.

    Come on, do you think the Machines would change the Matrix like that for us? Nah, they spent to many hours developing the world the way it is now.

    And when you wake up, you'll turn on the radio and hear about how this tech company is sueing this another company because they claim that 10 year old code was used to save time in the production of a newer product...Oh Wait, my bad, I just described today.

    "People won't actually do work, they will just sue over the rights of work done 10 years ago..."

  135. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll be 2014, and you'll still be a virgin living in your parents basement!

  136. Sorry, but this is a load of crap. by Gryffin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure Mr. Sawyer is a fine writer and all, but really, this sort of over-optimistic drivel has been around since before SF even existed. The editor's "department" choice is ironic: we don't have flying cars because the "popular science" wonks of 40 years ago chose to ignore the realities of the world we live in.

    Sawyer flat-out ignores many trends we all see in our lives right now, without justifying what would cause such drastic changes in course. Real change only comes from disruption; like, say the Internet.

    Wanna get an idea how far things will progress in the next ten years? Look at what it's done in the LAST ten years...

    • Wake-up technology: In 1994, alarms clocks worked pretty much the same way they had for the previous 50 years. I bought one around then, that I still use, that starts playng the radio at zero volume and slowly increases it to wake me more-or-less gently. But as another poster pointed out, your employers STILL insist you be available at certain, pre-planned times, the Hell with your brain rhythms. As white-collar workers lose more and more rights and bargaining power vs. management, this will certainly not change in the next ten. (More likely: technology that subtly alters your sleep cycles, so you get more rest during sleep, then awake you on schedule, but with less stress; this will allow the ambitious to perform better in the office on a few less hours a sleep than today. White-colar OT is going the way of the dod, we'll *all* be working 60+ hour weeks ten years from now!)
    • Kitchens that prepare your meals: Ten years ago, family eating habits were well along on a shift away from family-group dining and home-cooked meals, towards individual eating schedules and pre-packaged meals. Parents and children have very busy, and vastly divergent, schedules do to the ever-increasing demands of work and school; don't look for that to change anytime soon. So don't expect your kitchen to cook you a meal, either; it *might* microwave you something just in time to grab and eat in the car, though. (Side note: The Atkins craze still in favor ten years from now? Riiiight. The processed food industry is already looking for ways to undercut the trend towards healthy foods, and with their marketing budgets, we'll all be back to eating crap again in a few years.)
    • Home appliances analysing your health: This one I can see, but instead of to protect your health, it'll exist for the benefit of your insurance companies. Blood sugar a little high? Hmmm, pre-disposition to diabetes, if you develop it later, we won't cover it. Blood pressure a bit high? Your policy will cost $500 more next month. Pre-cancerous cells? Policy cancelled, unless you'd like to spend $100,000 per year for an "assigned risk" plan...
    • Electric, self piloting cars: Ten years ago, personal vehicles had already gone through a cycle of increased fuel economy, which was soundly rejected by consumers. Fleet mileage has declined ever since. While some makers are trying to embrace hybrid technology, consumers are staying away in droves. (The only thing that could change this would be government incentives or mandates, but with the lobying power of Big Oil, expect just the opposite.) And while the technology is probably already here to allow cars to drive themselves, it'll take at *least* ten years just to work out the transistion: the period in which self-piloting and manually piloted cars share the road will be a disaster. Besides the human (particularly American) reluctance to give up control of their vehicle in ANY fashion, plus the potential for huge legal liability to the jurisdictions that want to try this, will keep this technology safely bottled up for several decades.
    • Schools teaching analytical skills: Don't I wish!! Ten years ago, the concept of education was much more holistic; now it's all about standardized testing, both to meet government requirements, as well as increasingly choosy colleges. The trend today is to view school as nothing more than job training, either directly o
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  137. Nope .... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    Do you really want soccer moms in Expeditions ...snip... driving in THREE dimensions?


    Absolutely not. Last night I stood in an IKEA parking lot and watched a lady in an expensive volvo fail to turn and clear a concrete median. Whereupon she proceeds to get high centered, and sat there for several minutes revving the crap out of her engine, and moving in random directions trying to figure out how to disentangle herself from her predicament.

    The poor kid who was outside marshalling up shopping carts stood there in disbelief saying outlout "that's a sixty-thousand dollar car, what the heck is she doing???".

    Trust me, the flying car is right out if there is any operator input whatsoever other than stating destination. People can barely manage two-dimensional navigation.
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  138. Off-topic (Happy Product) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What are the "enhanced reality contact lenses" powered by? Happy thoughts?

    The idea of 'enhanced reality' and the idea of happy thoughts reminded me of a short film about a fictional product 'Happy Product' which you may be interested in. Here's the url: http://www.happyproduct.com/more1.html

    Somehow, I think this movie may be a better predictor of the future than the author mentioned in the write-up.

  139. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by infinite9 · · Score: 1

    ok, here goes. This stuff will be here:

    1. Speech recoginition will be common-place. It's nearly there now, only a little more processing power is needed. You'll talk to everything imaginable from your car to your toaster.

    2. #1 will lead to universal translators. Well, not exactly, because there will still be babel-fish type problems with the translation, but I think it will work great for simple dialog. There will be a button you can press which marks the translation as bad, it gets sent in real-time to a human who does the translation the old fashioned way, then sends you back the right translation. The system remembers the fix so it doesn't make a mistake again.

    3. Biometrics instead of pin codes and signatures. This will be done to fix the problem of identity theft which will get nothing but worse.

    4. rfid tag checkout. they'll weigh your produce in the produce department and make a special tag, just like the meat department now. You'll need one of those stupid (rfid) cards to make this work. They'll charge you more for a manual checkout. All of this to prevent shoplifting and improve customer data collection.

    5. More electric cars as battery technology improves, but it will be decades before the end of gasoline. You'll still have to drive.

    6. Broadband Internet everywhere. People will start bringing their devices to work to use their connection instead of the one at work. This will cause privacy issues at work. Many places will jam/prohibit your own devices from being on in the workplace.

    7. Real actual video phones, over ip.

    8. Every surface imaginable will have an LCD displaying some sort of advertisement.

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  140. Growth in Programming Jobs by DaveInAustin · · Score: 1

    Even if half this stuff is not going to happen, just reading this article should make everybody realize how silly it is to worry about a few programming jobs going to India. With the hardware advances, the number of uses for a programmer is going to increase faster than even India and China and Rusia will be able to produce them. The thing to worry about is that China and India are both producing engineers and programmers faster than the US and Canada. That's going to make India and China the wealth creating nations of the future.

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  141. The Device I want: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Record all verbal conversation around me and store it.

    - Translate it into easily searchable format (txt would be fine).

    - Let me search it W/ google++ or something.

    - Do it all on my PDA or wristpad or something. Maybe display it on my HMD glasses.

    "What was her phone number?"
    "When was the party?"
    "Could you repeat those directions?"
    "What were we talking about?"
    "Didn't I hear something about that the other day?"

    Writing shit into your PDA is the biggest problem with it. I don't want to put info in, I want to get info out! The next step is a PDA that will listen to what is going on around you and take notes on it automatically.

  142. faster computers make anything possible... really? by LordIvan · · Score: 1

    I think he's forgetting something in all this.
    Sure the computers will have fast enough processors to provide the simulacra to vet your calls, but who is writing the software?

    - MS Call Manager (tm) automatically replies to your calls - ... don't run it till SP3 though, or you might find your calls answered in most interesting ways.

  143. RE:SF Author Robert J. Sawyer Looks at 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or we'll be crawling out of the hovel to warm ourselves in the first rays of the morning sun and grab a few nightcrawlers..

  144. the PDA/Cell Phone/Desktop & MSopensource by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PDA/Cell Phones will be powerful & cheap enough to meet the average consumers computing needs. The PDA/Phone will wirelessly interface with the user's monitor, keyboard, mouse and other devices back home and function as a home computer.

    oh yeah, and Microsoft will embrace open source (is that any crazier than apple computers using IBM processors?)

  145. Old news! by Sindri · · Score: 1

    Wasn't most of the stuff he mentions supposed to be here 4 years ago?

  146. The author is a Science Fiction writer by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

    and that's how his prediction will remain , mere fiction.

    The reason is he has simply not considered the cost of implementing these new technologies.

    The author doesnt know how much it costs to lay a mile of tarmac,let alone one embedded with sensors.And normal working/middle class people arent looking for a super duper car with fancy tech but one which doesnt break the bank.

    And most of the people i know either use their mobile phones or a £10 alarm clock,not the fancy £59.99 auto light up alarm from Argos.

    While new technology is always exciting,it has to climb down a few magnitutes in price before it becomes omnipresent.An example is the microwave oven,it has been around,IIRC,since late sixties.But its only in the last 10 years that it has become ubiquitous.

    Most people look for value for money and thats why low fare,no frills airlines are increasingly popular.And thats why people travel in coaches rather than in more comfortable trains.

    And since we are making predictions let me make some of my own.

    Consider the new Airbus 380.Instead of onboard massage parlours,shops etc,we will have maybe 800 seats stuck together for cheaper London - Sydney flights.

    Our entertainment will be more and more online.Cheap(the operative word here is cheap)broadband will see more and more people coming online for their information/fun.TV/Movies/Music just wont be on the air/cable/satellite dish but all over.

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  147. WTF? by johnny_cobol · · Score: 1

    Smart washcloths?

  148. 10 years? What about the last 10? by Gondola · · Score: 1

    The last 10 years has gotten us...

    Nothing revolutionary that I can think of off the top of my head.

    Every technological advance from the last 10 years that I can think of is evolutionary in nature (smaller, cheaper, faster, better) instead of revolutionary. I would refer to something as revolutionary if it involved improvements of two or more orders of magnitude in a single iteration (data storage, processing speed, reductions in manufacturing costs, display technology, energy production, etc) or, deity forbid, NEW technology. I want fusion, or cheap spaceflight, or total elimination of pervasive health problems like heart disease and cancer. I want cars that can run for a month on 50 cents worth of fuel, or a computer the size of my pinky that can store the equivalent of 300 motion pictures in high definition. I want the blind to see again, in full color. I want Christopher Reeves to stand up and walk around. I want sewage to be transformed into pure water AND generate electricity from the destruction of the impurities. I want ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Yeah, I know, I want a lot. But when I was growing up, the changes seemed more radical and impressive than they do today. Look at computers from 1984 (Commodore 16, Macintosh) compared to computers from 1994 (Intel Pentium 100). Look at computers from 1994 compared to computers 2004 (still called Pentium, just faster). I hate to use an overused and often abused word, but there's been no paradigm shifts.

    Technology companies keep promising us the moon (and we see these promises posted on Slashdot (sometimes the same article on a yearly basis)) but none of the really big promises ever bear fruit.

    If anyone can think of a really huge leap in some technology in the last 10 years, I'd like to hear it.

    I think most of that article is crap for reasons expressed in my post, and in the posts of others. 10 years is not enough time to see most of those changes. 50 years maybe.

  149. Already done by 2names · · Score: 1

    My Audi A6 had an air purification system in it.

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  150. Damn my toilet ratted me out to the Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Of all the things he listed I can see the wrist watch and the toilet being fairly common, but everything else is just a little too tomorrow tomorrow land for me.



    As far as storage costs being zero that's a laugh, every time someone comes up with a bigger harddrive everyone comes up with a way to fill it up. I currently have .75TB worth of crap on mine and I'm looking for more space. Just in digital pictures alone I'm adding 100mb a week on average, not to mention another 200mb in TV shows, and about 1gb in movies.



    The toilet is actually a good idea even though it sounds a little odd. Most diseases and medical conditions show up in the urine at the onset and can be delt with much easier if caught early. Of course little Timmy and his pothead friends are going to have a tougher time about it if the toilet rats you out everytime to Mom and Dad.

  151. I Am Serious by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1

    Why mod me funny? It may sound funny to you but I am as serious as can be.

    1. Re:I Am Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That just makes it funnier.

  152. Ocular ZPG by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

    my personal favorite is the contact lens display... a great theory, but isn't it obvious that the power cable for those might be an eye irritant?

    He just forgot to mention the nano-assembled zero-point generators built into each of these things. (Moore's law suggests that these will be 1/128th the size by then.)

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  153. A Republican Day in 2014 by Animats · · Score: 4, Funny
    • National

      Maximum Leader Ashcroft announced that today's terrorism alert level is reddish-orange. Travel across state lines is prohibited.

      Two tourists were accidently shot dead today near the White House when they pointed a camera at the limo of the Secretary for State Security.

      The disposable bodysuits required for air travel will be available in new colors this fall. Toothpaste has been removed from the permitted carry-on items list due to a potential terrorist threat.

      Gasoline isn't rationed, but it costs $21/gallon. It's tax deductable as a business expense.

      The E-mail "security fee" is being raised from $0.50 to $0.75 per message, to cover the increased costs of reading and censorship by Homeland Security. Spam is down to 0.001% of all E-mail.

      Homeland Security announced today that 96.3% of road intersections in the US were equipped with surveillance cameras, and that 100% coverage would be achieved within two years.

      Information about behavior patterns as obtained from cell phone locators and surveillance cameras will now be made available to college admissions officers, employers, insurance companies, and military recruiters.

    • International

      Cleanup of the wreckage of Seoul, after the nuclear war between North and South Korea, has been halted again due to higher than expected radioactivity.

      Yesterday, Israel sent robot bulldozers into the Jenin refugee camp to crush the homes of "terrorist sympathizers".

      China announced that their moon base personnel would have to serve longer tours due to budget cuts.

  154. The question of large corperations by Keitopsis · · Score: 1

    In 2014, the world would be seeing the extreme of the current trends in corperate culture. To put it into current buzzwords:

    "The corperate structure will leverage contract supplied product from a series of providers to fill the order. This will produce a small stipend of profit while passing almost all of the risk on to the providers."

    In other words. A person would wake up in the morning, figure out who is producing what widgets for them, and where they need to sell them to. The economy is more entrepenereal. Production happens in a contractual basis between small (possibly individual person) corperations, all in the same "assembly line".

    Big corperations of the future would assume too much risk, considering the growth of litigation and punative judicial costs. The cost growth of per-person employment plans will continue to grow till employment of ANY "non-executive" employees will not be "economical".

    Im not sure if this is a grim depiction, or a optimistic one. Granted the world economics would organize into "family corperations", and benefits would be only what you could provide for yourself. We will have new litigation problems for definition of "child labor". We will also see more "freedom" in labor practices as we will only be responsible to ourselves (the ole' 9-5 becomes something like "on-call 24 hours, but needed XX hours a week, acording to contract". The world will have to shrug off the "Free Lunch" idealisms

    (people will starve trying to adapt to the new economy, not wanting to go into it for themselves).

    It is at least something to think about. Think of your own IT consultancy or programming "firm".

    Your children will become CPA's by neccessity. I think it would be likely that certification would be a graduation requirement for high school.

    Kei

  155. positive vertical moderation please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The world in the article is too good to be true... parent post's is too evil to be false. :-/

  156. At least its halway realistic by webmosher · · Score: 1

    Not one mention of flying cars? I've been waiting for those damn things for 30 years! I'm glad this prediction did not mention it. I think in many ways these predictions will come true in my lifetime (next 40 years), but not as many will happen in 10 years.

    I was quite amused with sleeping with the all-in-wonder wristband. Does that enhance the sex life as well?

  157. No no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smart washcloths, like smart towells, will say the same thing all the time.

    "Ya wanna get high?"

  158. School will be more different by Zigurd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He missed one prediction by a mile: Home schooling is one of the most important large-scale trends. It is the only way to scale-up a large change in education. Private schools and charter schools can't grow fast enough. Group activities will be bought a la carte: Sports clubs rather than school sports, etc.

    In 10 years, some universities will start to specialize in home-schooled students.

  159. Not so micro payments by eskayp · · Score: 1

    From the article: "After dinner, you'll have your pick of any TV show or movie ever made, available instantly on your wall-screen TV. (Micropayments will work flawlessly: you'll be able to access any premium information off the expanded, full-motion-video Web, with the creator compensated automatically.)" Any payments to the creators of intellectual property may be micro, but you can predict that corresponding payments to the RIAA, MPAA, or their descendents will be MACRO. There will be even more lawyers than our society is burdened with today, and the gatekeepers will be even more militant about taking their pound of flesh first. Starving artists, raped consumers, fat corporations -- nothing is likely to change for the better.

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  160. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

    Some of the unluckly ones of us will still be driving exactly the same cars we're driving today. It's only ten years away right?

    Unlucky? I have a brand new car, that's completely paid off, so that could be ten years without having a monthly car payment. The car after that could well be a hybrid though, if they can drive the costs down a bit more. I expect that even in the US, gasoline will cost 50% more then today (maybe adjusted for inflation... shrug). That might be enough economic incentive to drive folks towards fuel efficiency over vehicle size.

    (Short-term price spikes in gasoline prices can/will be shrugged off, it will take 24+ months of high prices before people will seriously consider switching to something more efficient.)

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  161. The reality of time travel by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    I bet if people from the 1920's see the world today, they would be alarmed by the technology and hitech gadgets (simple automatic doors for that matter) around them. I want to feel like that when I think of the future - not just some old computer capable of working really really fast.

    My grandmother is from the 1920's, and if she is alarmed by automatic doors, she has never shown any sign of it. I suspect she doesn't know how motion sensors work, but then, she doesn't care. She is perplexed by the blinking 12:00 on her VCR, but that appears to be common in people from the 1970's as well. Mostly, she is alarmed that you can say "bitch" on TV and that her bursitis is acting up again.

    She couldn't care less about computers, as she has no need for them. Her TV provides her with all of her "stories", and when she wants to contact someone in a hurry, she talks into a telephone, which she regards as a better use of energy than learning to type, buying an expensive computer, and paying for an ISP.

    As near as I can tell, the only pieces of post-WW2 technology she uses are modern dentistry and insulin. Strangely, she seems more content than I am, so I have a feeling that when I'm her age, my disinterest in the latest gadgets will probably be minimal, too.

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    1. Re:The reality of time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but your grandmother has seen all of these things evolve around her, slowly. I think the parent poster was talking about reaching back in time to grab a person from the 1920's, bringing them forward 80 years, and getting their reactions to how things have changed.

    2. Re:The reality of time travel by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      I think the parent poster was talking about reaching back in time to grab a person from the 1920's, bringing them forward 80 years, and getting their reactions to how things have changed.

      I know that I would be much more surprised by the apparent gross violation of the laws of physics involved in the actual time travel.

      Then I would ask Captain Kirk for his autograph.

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  162. asphalt by Daagar · · Score: 1

    Pfft... half the road-works projects going on right now have been _going on_ for the past XX years. They'd have to start about 5years ago with placing chips in the asphalt to have any prayer of being done by the time 2014 rolls around. Wait, maybe this is why 'The Dig' is taking so long to complete! They are backordered on driving chips!

  163. Best? by solios · · Score: 1

    Heh. I went to a real school and played on a real playground. I got made fun of, beat up, harassed, tortured, lacerated... nevermind the physchological treatment lavished on me by my so-called "peers."

    Homeschooling wouldn't have been much better- my mom was a die-hard christian and I never was. Took her until I was twelve for her to start listening. I got shit on and beat up more at church than I did at school.

    I've had my nose rubbed in the worst of human sociology for the majority of my life. The public school system is not the answer.

    (Saying basically the same thing as the parent, with a "I've been there and that shit is responsible for neo-nazis, rednecks, thugs, gangsters, columbine, teen pregnancy and hemmerhoids" spin. Been there. Hated every. Single. Second.)

  164. Gimme a Break by Anonym1ty · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I read this article, and What a load of Horse Shit

    Again we see lofty ideals of what is to come in the future. I'm sorry but I call bullshit on most of his ideas.

    The world will change and it will change a lot in ten years, but much will also stay the same. Again here we see another sci-fi author telling us about how goo the future will be and how much better man kind will be. I got news for you, people suck.

    If we use the last 20 years of society's evolution as a guideline, we will see that the number one driver in technology has been pr0n. (VHS vs Beta and whiz bang multimedia for computers).

    Ask yourself this; What life changing devices have entered in your life without making you feel better or feel happier? pr0n is an example of this, but what about the ability to steal music right and left, or adrenaline pumping games, or anything that glorifies ME ME ME!

    Lets stop trying to see how wonderful society will be in the future, if the past is any indication of the future, we're going to stay a bunch of self gratifying savages and any technological advancement is going to reflect that ever so clearly.

    Not that theres anything wrong with us being savages --as long as we admit it.

  165. Society processes because of these "nutcases" by WebCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's just too many parts, and too much effort, required to produce just *one* of the "miraculous future inventions* that people have been promoting since the birth of sci-fi.

    Really...is that a fact? I'm glad not everyone is like you and discounts everything in sci-fi because they didn't get their personal robot or flying car as predicted. Remember the "fi" in si-fi is FICTION--it is MADE UP in the minds of those imagining what the future will bring, and in the case of sci-fi dramaticised to fit with the story.

    As for "miraculous future inventions" being economically infeasable, I'd say your blanket statment is quite inaccurate:

    You don't pay much attention to the old Star Trek episodes do ya? Don't know bout you, but the flip-open communicators sure look like the cellphone I carry with me today. Today's flat-panel monitors also look a lot like the screens sitting on the conference tables in many of those episodes too. Even though we don't all strap our gagets to our wrist like Dick Tracey did our radios, music players, pagers, phones and so on could certainly be made small enough to wear on our wrists if we wanted to. Electronic newspapers bed by radio waves--well I already read the news online, and we have tablet PCs with 802.11x *radio* communication, and there has been a lot of advancement in display technology that allows for flexible, reflective electronic display AND flexible ICs.

    Even as recently as ten years ago someone like you probably would've said "a drive smaller than a pen that holds hundreds of megabytes? That would cost a fortune and would be too easy to lose! Nobody needs to carry that much data anyways!" Well, today I carry a keychain around that holds 256 MB and I can tell you it comes in very handy when you have to (re-)install WinXP or 2k on-site and need the security updates/firewall/etc to keep it from puking 30 seconds after getting on a network. If you aren't a techie its great for carrying photos and movie clips around so you can just plug in at a friends and show off your kids, garden, pets, etc. Step back and think about that...sounds a bit "sci-fi" if you remember life in the 80s eh?

    Smallpox used to mean certain death...now a "trivially easy" vaccination prevents infection and the disease is basically extinct. That's one pathogen that rolled over and died in the face of a "miracle cure" scenario. Diabetes also meant certain premature death, and is now "trivially" treatable and in some cases curable. Cancer survival rates have also dramatically risen even within my own lifetime (and I'm not that old). Cyctic Fibrosis used to kill all its sufferers before they reached adulthood, and now they can expect to live far longer.

    I'd argue with you about telecommuting--it's true that far less than half of people telecommute exclusively, but I'd say there are a LOT of people who do so part-time at least--and I did full-time for awhile. Even so, technology has completely changed business culture. How often does the secretary do dictation in short-hand anymore? How many typewriters are in your office? How often do you get an inter-office memo on PAPER anymore?

    When did you last set foot in a school? "Rote memorisation" is already all but gone. Kids barely learn how to add, subtract, multiply and divide and then they are given calculators--I didn't get to use one until ninth grade, now elementary kids have them! High school kids all get graphic scientific calculators--it's pretty close to mandatory now. In high school we only used computers in business-ed courses and after class to do homework, now they're all over the place.

    Electric cars in all the streets--HELLO, we are already heading there, I'm starting to see more and more Toyota Prius and Honda Insight cars out there, and more hybrid models are cropping up (even SUVs), and with oil heading to $50/barrel I don't think the trend towards electric power will slow--the economics are shifting.

    You might want to re-think your opinion about "just plain dumb" and 2-5% accuracy. The details and timing might be off in sci-fi but an amazing amount af this stuff does indeed show up in the future.

    1. Re:Society processes because of these "nutcases" by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a) 10 years ago, you could have called cell-phones by name, and I would have known what you were talking about. We're talking about 10 years in the future, here. Cell phones weren't exactly hard to predict, either - it doesn't take "star trek" communicators. And I'm thankful that they're nothing like star trek communicators, since I don't want to wear a cell phone on my shirt and have it be guessing when the conversation is over.

      b) Everything that we've tried to stick on the wrist, apart from a watch, has in general been a complete failure. Not due to technology, but because, as I said, it is "awkward". You can fit neither a big display nor comfortable full-featured interface onto your wrist.

      c) Exactly - you *read the news online*. Which is much more convenient and economically feasable than a contraption that prints out an overpriced hard copy newpaper for you every day.

      d) "a drive smaller than a pen..." Um, I'm quite aware of Moore's law. I was 10 years ago as well.

      e) "Smallpox used to mean certain death" Only several thousand more diseases to go! And sci-fi toilets and are the cure, because early detection means eradication, right? Are those toothbrushes going to detect your cancer early for 'ya?

      f) Have you ever done a job search recently? Plug in your field, and then try to narrow it down by companies that will let you telecommute. You'll be unpleasantly surprised. Even in the most tech-heavy fields, very few people telecommute - and it's not without reason.

      g) I last set foot in a school for education in 2001. We had to buy laptops at my college (a specific model, with a specific software package). And yet, rote memorization is alive and well. You don't take a polysci course without rote memorization. You don't take a language course without rote memorization. Heck, you don't even take a chemistry course without a lot of memorization.

      h) "HELLO, we are already heading there". Less than 1% of cars are electric. They've been trendy since the 60s. They're still not economic, and that is The Big Problem. There's no sign that they're going to be. End of story. In fact, one could argue that physics will prevent them from *ever* being economical.

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    2. Re:Society processes because of these "nutcases" by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, like I said at the end of my post, the timing or details might be off but my point was it was much less "bunk" than you think.

      a) You made my point exactly: sci-fi not only attempts to predict the future, it also influences future invention and design. I never argued around a ten-year timeframe, but if you insist: in 1994 cellphones were more than twice the size and weight, were analogue and had a fraction of the battery life. Their displays were typically monochrome seven-segment, numeric-only vacuum-flourescent or LCD. Now we have very small, digital, high-resolution phones that play music, video games, store our contact and schedules, get our email, surf the 'net, play music and take pictures. (oh and BTW, the origianl star trek never had badge communicators--they were belt-mounted flip-open just like a cellphone)

      b) You're right--a wristwatch is not practical for any device requiring a user interface. We do, however, have watches that wirelessly transmit and store data, monitor heart rate etc. IBM even demonstrated a Linux-powered computer/PDA watch They are not wild commercial successes but they DID come into being as predicted.

      c) Don't be foolish--reading news online or downloding it from the 'net into the "paper device" waiting in the kitchen was the POINT of the "electronic paper" in Sawyer's article! What did you think--a paperboy dropped a new one on the doorstep every morning like the dead tree version? The reason for "electronic paper" is that is is non-disposable, portable, light-weight and durable--perfect for reading at the table with your toast and tea.

      d) If you are aware of Moore's law then why scoff at predictions based on it? In 1994 a 486/66 with 8 MB RAM and 240MB HD would've been a higher-end machine--now multiply all those performance numbers by FIFTY and you have something that is mostly a BUDGET machine today. I certainly couldn't fathom EVERYTHING that might have been done with that technology, although we can make a lot of guesses.

      e) Hey, don't rag on the sci-fi toilets, ok? The first versions have been commercially available for more than two years. Who's to say the price won't come down to afforable levels and features improve in 10 years. Look at what happened with the price and quality of colour laser printers and big-screen TVs in that time

      f) I did a job search last a little more than a year ago. There weren't a LOT of telecommuting jobs but there were a few. Quite a number of companies allow flex hours and partial telecommuting (including my own employer). About 5-10% of our sales and support people already telecommute. Sawyer predicted 50% in ten years...who knows? Doesn't sound that far out. I tend to think it won't be that big, but I do see a trend towards it. If location really mattered than we wouldn't have call centres in India serving customers in the USA would we?

      g) I didn't say rote memorisation was completely gone nor that it was a good idea all the time. That said, if your poly-sci course (or language or chem for that matter) relied very heavily on rote memorisation rather than learning concepts and critical thinking than it is a pretty crappy course. Since you finished college in 2001 it might be safe to assume you have been out of grade school for five or more years. I'm a few years older still (but not by much), but I've had the chance to see what kids experience in grade school now. My kids will certainly be using calulators by grade six (some grade FOUR teachers introduce them, to my chagrin). Children use PCs right from grade one and may use them for "real" school work by third grade. By grade seven they may be researching for reports on the 'net regularly. Graphing scientific calculators are a REQUIREMENT by high school, and many, if not most seniors in the academic stream bring notebook PCs to school. I went to a rural school, and was one of the first to take a distance education course in high school 11 years ago

    3. Re:Society processes because of these "nutcases" by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a) " in 1994 cellphones were more than twice the size and weight, were analogue and had a fraction of the battery life." ... and they existed!!! And advanced according to known trends! That's the thing. He's predicting robotic kitchens when home design has barely advanced in a hundred years and hasn't taken a budge in that direction, etc.

      b) They came into being, and were market failures. And so this guy.... predicts that suddenly, they'll come back into being and be successess, without addressing the reasons why they failed? Give me a break. :P

      c) Mmhmm... and exactly where is the tech for this being *economically feasable* anytime soon?

      d) I never scoffed at a prediction based on Moore's law. However, Moore's law doesn't apply to things like cars and toilets. It applies to *computing power versus cost*. Some variants apply to things like hard drive storage, ram storage, internet bandwidth, etc, but none of them apply to, say, contact lens technology.

      e) You need to follow trend lines. The trend line for toilets is a perfectly flat for a "ceramic bowl". It does what it's supposed to. When people need a test involving urine - say a pregnancy test? They *gasp* use one! They don't go buy a pregnancy-testing toilet. ;)

      f) I did job searches during the peak of the dotcom boom and after its peak. Full telecommuting jobs might as well be put in the "ungettable" category. Half-time telecommuting jobs are rare. You can't just assert that they'll somehow become more common without addressing the reasons why people want their workers there in person - it is irresponsible if you're going to brand yourself a futurist.

      g) You go learn a language without rote memorization - I'll bake you a dozen cookies if you succeed.

      h) "I think you are assuming oil prices will stay the same". LAUGH! Where to start...

      1) First off, where are you thinking the energy for the electric cars will be coming from? With hydrogen fuel cell cars, the hydrogen comes from... you guessed it, oil. From battery powered cars, it comes from grid power, which is mostly fossil fuels.

      2) Hybrid cars are not "electric cars". They are "efficient gasoline-burning cars", and it is only logical *if you follow their trend line*, they'll come into greater use. *Electric cars*, as opposed to hybrids, have not been significantly adopted.

      3) Biodiesel, since it uses a waste product, is only cheap because so few people use it. When the demand outstrips the rate of waste oil production, its prices will quickly surpass gasoline.

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    4. Re:Society processes because of these "nutcases" by mrbuttboy · · Score: 1

      what i find funny about both your posts is that you attack or defend base on the rock-solid time line of 10 years. On top of that you are both taking point-by-point discussions as oppose to the general sense of what is truly important in the "near" future.

      First, there are a couple of predictions made that involve sensing tech. This is going to improve greatly. We are just now becoming able to shrink sensors to a truly invisible level. Your wrist watch and toilet might not do anything drastically different but you can bet you ass that you will be able to find out alot more about your health then you can today. May you will simply swallow cheap pill, when you feel the need, that has any number of sensors built in that can tell you alot about what is going on in your body. Whatever happens,for the first time computer are going to know more about our environment then we do.

      The second tech is various display methods getting better,which again is being researched at an AMAZING level. OLED, eInk, umpa lumpa jucie - it doesn't matter,it's coming. People realize that displaying all that information that computers have is MASSIVELY important. What the shape is I don't know but the fact that people will be able to access data all the time will happen and it will change our life. Cell phones are just the start of this process.

      The third group is mechanical in nature and here he is a bit more hopeful I feel but the improvements are still going to come if maybe a bit later. The roomba is the first generation of household robots. Given time we will have much more advance machines. Computers are again becoming smart enough to work in the real world. That is the change that need to happen to make a true impact.

      The time line though is the one point that I don't understand. If you change it from 10 to 20 years you realize that a great deal of what he says become much harder to disagree with as possible. 20 years is a VERY long time, even outside of computers. Almost all of the /. readers will still be alive 20 years from now. By then,there is going to be even MORE cool shit that we haven't even a glimmer now, just as surely no one would have had a clue to the nature of your modern world 20 years ago. Some amazing, Carbon nano tubes, and some just puzzling - 500 channel cable tv with TiVos.

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    5. Re:Society processes because of these "nutcases" by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      what i find funny about both your posts is that you attack or defend base on the rock-solid time line of 10 years.

      That's because the article was explicitly about what the author thought things would be like 10 years from now. The reason everyone's ridiculing it is precisely because of the short time his prediction involves. If he had said 50 years instead, very few people would be ridiculing it.

      Quite simply, 10 years is one of the primary parameters for this article and the ensuing discussion.

  166. Way to optimistic(sp?). by JAD+lifter · · Score: 1


    This guys predictions for the year 2014 are a joke.

    I predict that in 2014 things won't be changed all that much. Change happens but the kind of change that this guy is talking about will take a hell of a lot longer than ten years. I'd say that 2024 at the earliest for most of his predictions, but realistically I think that most of them won't come about untill 2034 and some not until even later than that. The infrastructure is just not there for most of what he talks about.

  167. 2014 == 1962 ? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    This future sounds similar to the Jetsons, but with living in the air.

  168. Where are the teleporters and flying Cars by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

    Man he missed those. I mean every time I've read this article (Since the early 60's for me but My Mom tells me that she's seen this since the 40's) I mean come on. This isn't even good Sci Fi. Frankly I'd get a better prediction from a Republican Intelligence Agent than from this guy *grin* In 2014 We will still have.

    1. Politicians telling us how they have a plan to get back the Jobs that left the US for India.
    2. Americans drooling over the latest Micro whatever that is only available in Japan and Korea.
    3. The RIAA whining about why no one is buying the newest DRM protected 40 dollar CD's
    4. Biometric Technology that doesn't work, is easy to defeat and Senators from California and Utah trying to create laws making having the wrong BioMetrics Illegal.
    5. The latest preview of Longhorn being traded on the P2P networks.
    6. People talking about how telecommuting is the business model of the future.
    7. The decendents of Thomas Jefferson banding together to sue souvenier stands all over Washington DC and Philidelphia for selling "illegal" copies of the Constitution, thereby denying them their inherited rights under the latest copyright act. (Betsy Ross's decendents will be waiting in the wings to sue the flag manufacturers.)
    8. Talk about how this is the year of the Linux desktop.
    9. /.r's bleating about the latest M$ patent on code that allows a graphical display of computer generated images.
    10. The McDonalds law in full affect (they own the patents on fast food, but the China Town contingent is claiming prior art.)
    11. The latest trend in business will be Micro Hotels so that airplane travelers have someplace to sleep at the airport due to the now manditory 48 hour, prior to flight, checkin rule at airports.
    11. While the rest of the world is beginning to enjoy the benifits of wireless broadband the US will still be in a quagmire caused by the requirement to have a home phone and a cable connection to use it. Broadband usage in US homes will hit an all time high of 22% (But still not be available in most areas of the Silicon Valley or New York City.)
    12. Ted Kennedy will finally be able to get on an airplane without a hassle.

    These are just a few of the things I think we have to look forward to... how about you?

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  169. But it *isn't* his job to predict the future by geekotourist · · Score: 1
    He's a decent writer, although a bit overpromoting on the 'biggest, baddest Canadian writer' thing. (I think any of Doctorow, Gardner, Gibson, Hopkinson or Kay could take him on even with the "e" missing from their keyboards for style and characterization.)

    But anyways, as I just wrote in the Singularity vs SF thread, SF is almost never about prediction. Its about showing how people will react to major changes in science or society. Sure, there've been some lucky hits, and there are SF writers who enjoy extended infodumps, but that's not the point / not the goal.

    With SF you're trying to capture the feel of ordinary life under new (to us) circumstances. The best SF ( short stories or novels, or award nominees) often read like ordinary books, just from very far away. As an example, the Handmaid's Tale wasn't predicting the future of the US. But look how well it captured the look and feel of a country taken over by religious fundies (i.e. the Taliban).

    For a much better take on what life might be like in the 2010's, read Stross's award nominated first story in his Accelerando set. At peak density one of his paragraphs contain more predictions than all of Sawyer's article, yet Lobsters also includes sensawunda. (sensawunda: hard to define, but its analogous to Chesterton's quote (my paraphrase): we shouldn't treat 'we can go to the moon' as being just as ordinary and boring as a telephone call. We should realize that being able to call anyone, anywhere in the world is as amazing as being able to go to the moon.)

    Hard to capture a single quote, but for example (and this crowd):

    [protagonist arrives at a bar for his meeting] "Manfred's away, one hand resting on the smooth brass pipe that funnels the more popular draught items in from the cask storage in back; one of the hipper floaters has planted a capacitative transfer bug on it, and all the handshake vCard's that have visited the bar in the past three hours are queueing for attention. The air is full of bluetooth as he scrolls through a dizzying mess of public keys.

    "...The hanger-on at the bar notices him for the first time, staring with suddenly wide eyes: nearly spills his Coke in a mad rush for the door.

    "Oh shit, thinks Macx, better buy some more server PIPS. He can recognize the signs: he's about to be slashdotted..."

    "...Just then a bandwidth load as heavy as a pregnant elephant sits down on Manfred's head and sends clumps of humongous pixellation flickering across his sensorium: around the world five million or so geeks are bouncing on his home site, a digital flash crowd alerted by a posting from the other side of the bar. Manfred winces. "I really came here to talk about the economic exploitation of space travel, but I've just been slashdotted. Mind if I just sit and drink until it wears off?"

  170. Neanderthal Parallax by ansak · · Score: 1

    I'll probably get modded to Troll for this but I was disappointed. Instead of insight, I got a re-run of portions of his (relatively interesting) Hominids and Humans book.

    And he didn't even mention the books -- which could have been classed as a shameless plug, so it was perhaps better that he didn't. Still I was hoping for more than what he dished.

    and so I dis'd (just not very strongly) ...ank

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    Still hoping for Gentle Treatment...
  171. What about the sex robots??? by DownTownMT · · Score: 1

    A Cherry 2000 model to be precise =)

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  172. yeah right... by zoloto · · Score: 1

    That's right! And here in Canada, "ruthless" means we won't even say "please!"

    aka, america today. Ha, i always thought Canada was America Jr.

  173. Re:Official "Pfft! I can do better than that!" thr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, and I will have gotten laid by then.

    With phrases like "intergalactic uber-/." in your vocabulary? Not likely.

  174. Sounds too Jetsonesque by retro128 · · Score: 1

    The creators of the Jetsons postulated that by the year 2000 we'd be buzzing around the skies in flying bubbles that fold up into suitcases and living on highrise platforms above the clouds. Vidphones and sentient robotic assistants would be abound. That's what this guy's predictions sound like.
    Some stuff holds water though.

    What will probably happen:
    -Wrist PDA/Cell phone responsing to voice commands
    -Universal phone number good around the world with no per-minute charges, but a flat fee.
    -RFID checkout at grocery/retail stores
    -Video/movies on demand
    -Electronic ink
    -Expanded applications for biometrics

    What will not happen:
    -Toilets and toothbruses that monitor your bodily fluids for problems. Besides being high on the spooky factor, I think people would opt for less expensive toilets and toothbrushes.

    -An alarm clock that analyzes your brainwaves. Just make sure the electrodes don't fall off while you're sleeping. If they do, you'd better hope it doesn't synchronize itself to your husband/wife's jacked up sleeping patterns.

    -Nanites running around your body fixing problems. Also a decent spooky factor. Imagine a software bug causes them to think that every living cell in your body is a cancer cell. Oops.

    -Self driving cars. With 160,000 miles of highway in the US (not counting side streets) who, praytell, will put forth the cost to repave all of it with thousands of sensors for a tiny percentage of cars that will be able to take advantage of them? A lot of good your self piloting car will do against gridlock when 99% of the other cars on the road are still driver controlled.

    -Automated kitchen complete with robot assistant. This guy IS a science fiction writer. Your fridge might be able to tell you you're running out of milk, but I just don't see a practical scenario where a kitchen can cook breakfast on its own, barring Star Trek food replicators. And besides, is it really that hard to turn on a stove and crack open two eggs onto a frying pan?

    -Low carb breakfast. The Atkins of today is the pet rock of yesterday. Move along, nothing to see here.

    -Virtual/augmented reality - Ah the great promise of virtual reality. I can buy into having a device that "writes" details about objects in your field of vision, but that technology packed into contact lenses and being able to do facial recognition within 10 years is a bit hard to swallow.

    -A "smart window" for every cubicle. When most people are lucky to get four walls?

    The article definitely has more against it than going for it. I'll make sure to ring him up on his universal number in 10 years and tell him how full of BS he is.

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    -R
  175. Yeah...see me in tens years too... by Comrade64 · · Score: 1



    World of the future...

    The world of the future has a lot to look forward too...maybe. Advances in the myriad disciplines of science have and will continue to lead the planet into a future where improved technology will make life easier, but holistically this might not be the utopian life of the future that many science fiction writers, and myopic visionaries foresee. You see, even with all of our hi-tech gadgetry and luxury 'systems' we are undeniably connected to one source of energy--fossil fuel.

    Many scientists have predicted that world oil production will be reduced to almost nil by this date or that date, and many are often looked at as quacks by the governments and even the popular media of the world. The fact is that no matter what date these scientists come up with, it doesn't take a mathematician to realize that the supply of fossil fuels is a finite supply, and the demand for these increases every year. There will be a point in the future...whether it is ten years from now or 10 hundred years, that's not the point...the point is that it will run out. The oil crisis in the 1970's is an example of how dependent we are on this stuff and what happens when supply can not meet demand! So, with this in mind, what will the future be like? We can only guess...

    Perhaps in the future when because of the decreased production the government controls fossil fuels and only make it available to select groups or organizations, a culture will develop that is somewhat communal. University campuses may become the central local for people to take up residence, and whole communities will develop with the campus as the center. There will be science, learning, a supply of energy and water, young people eager to learn and older people eager to pass on the knowledge. These centers of living will chronicle the past and the memories of the citizens in an intricate web that hopes to preserve our human history. Bicycles and alternate means of transportation will be encouraged, and universities will become more than centers of learning, they will become mega-corporations in control of science, technology, and the last hope of mankind. Already, many scientific universities make money off of discoveries and patents. Already, many universities harbor the hopes and future of mankind. Perhaps a social structure will evolve around universities similar to this.

    Perhaps we'll devolve into a Mad Max style of culture on the fringes of society with pockets of "civilization" gathering around agricultural areas or wind/ solar power farms. Perhaps the elite will have the money to move to countries where they still haven't forgotten how to life well without the dependence on petroleum. Maybe those countries will have disappeared by this time. I'm more of an optimistic realist so I'm not going to really believe this is a possibility.

    Maybe nuclear power, hydrogen fuel cells, wind power, solar power, and maybe other alternate methods of storing energy will have developed to the point that a severe decline in world oil production will just not matter much at all and our civilization will react to nothing more than a slight blip on radar but otherwise continue on into the unforeseeable future. Then again, maybe the burgeoning population will nullify these possible advances in technology so that we are ineffective in combating the strain put on the energy supply.

    What happens to a world that runs out of oil when it not only depends on petroleum for transporting food and medicine from place to place, but also depends on petroleum for fertilizing food crops? Depends on petroleum for the manufacture of safety equipment, and even depends on petroleum for the manufacture of necessary medical equipment and apparatus? Will the world jump into a huge conservation craze? Recycling every little thing with plastic in it? Will our society implode and fall into anarchy? Will we lynch our leaders or the leaders of the past and blame them until we feel better about ourselves but haven't improv

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  176. social change might dominate technology by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Lots of scary things on the horizon that could have more of an effect than faster computers---

    (1) Baby boomers become a drag on the economy after they retire, instead of a productive force: Imagine all of these boomers selling their retirement stocks to live rather than saving money. Europe and China had a postwar baby boom too.

    (2) Cheap tech ends: You can only shrink circuits a few more times before hitting atoms. However, we've already had a preview of tech decline comparing the 2000's to the 1990's.

    (3) Cheap energy ends: People think we'll run out of cheap petroleum sometime. It could be this year or twenty years from now. Then then stagfation of the 1970s may repeat.

    (4) Escalation of the terror war: Perhaps they may succeed killing or maiming hundreds of thousands of Americans next time. This will drastically change laws and the economy.

    (5) All of the above! I dont event want to think of it.

  177. Where's the sharks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Article is BS cause he never mention the sharks we'll have with frickin lasers on their heads

  178. time is on my side by z5 · · Score: 1

    The future is not yet but anything like what I have read happens. I'm going to get in my BIG TRUCK or SUV or my Shelby Cobra running a 427 with 600HP which gets 3 miles to the gallon turn on the Nitrous, Drive down to local bell tower with my M-249 and M107 having up close suppressive fire power and long distance kill range up to 1000 yards and go POSTAL

  179. wait ... oh, I get it. by bob_jenkins · · Score: 1

    Oh, I get it now. Absolutely nothing in his vision of the future 10 years from now (that is different from things as they are today) will be correct. It's all stuff people talk about today, but none of it will really take off. I'm not sure why he didn't include flying cars, cheap electricity from fusion, omnipresent fuel cells, and a space elevator. His full-wall TV prediction was risky; that might actually happen.

  180. How smart will our stuff be? by labradore · · Score: 1
    Well, the thing that we all know about miniaturization is that the biggest obstacle is almost always going to be the power supply. But, just for kicks, lets take a look at where we were 10 years ago to try to help predict where we will be in 10 years. 1994 was the year of the Pentium. Intel introduced the 60MHz pentium in 1993 and ramped up to 100MHz by early '94. They were big, hot-running chips by the PC standards of the day.

    Today we have hand-held PDAs that run in the 100 to 400MHz range without active cooling. I had a 90MHz pentium with 32MB ram in 1994 and I have a 140MHz PDA with 256MB of memory today. I don't think too many people would argue that PDAs are about equal to or more powerful than the fastest desktop PCs of 10 years ago (despite different architectures, IPCs, etc).

    If we use that as a guide, in 10 years we should expect the equivalent of a 2 to 3GHz Athlon and 2 to 500GB of memory/storage onboard our PDAs. From a power standpoint this seems ludicrous. Today we use 300 to 500W of power to run a PC, where we used 150 to 200W in 1994. Can that be scaled down to 3W or less in 10 years?

    Assuming that the power requirements are met one way or another, can a portable device running with slightly more computing power than today's desktop do some of the things this Robert Sawyer talks about? Speech recognition seems possible. Translation seems possible. Lots of other interesting things may be possible, but I don't see it fitting into a wristwatch.

  181. Do you live under a rock? by DG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The funny thing about change is how little people notice it happening - like how if you drop a frog in a pot and crank the temperature up slowly enough, you can boil him and he'll never know.

    Let's look at some of you statements:

    "Sure we got the internet and cell phones."

    Way to trivialize a couple of the most important recent developments there Skippy.

    Thanks to the Internet, specifically the WWW and decent search engines, a HUGE amount of human knowledge is now recorded in a manner that is easy and cheap to find. That's not a computer on your desk; it's a "knowledge box" that can answer almost any question you can pose.

    In 2014, that'll still exist - except that it'll be bigger, faster, and (one assumes) even simpler to parse/search.

    Now add in cell phones, and you've got a device that allows one to communicate with any other person from anywhere in the world, at any time, immediately. PLUS you get access to that same "knowledge box".

    If you want an example of cell phones changing the world, you only need look at 9/11:

    It used to be that the best strategy for surviving a plane hijacking was to lay low, keep cool, and not draw attention to yourself. Hijackers wanted to use passengers as a lever; specifically, they wanted to use THREATS against those passengers as a lever. It was not in their best interests to actually hurt anyone, and once they started down that road, it was in their best interests to string out their supply of hostages as long as possible. Most hostages got out alive - ergo, keep quiet and let the situation play itself out.

    9/11 changed that. The 9/11 hijackers did not care at all about the "hostages" - they were after the plane; specifically, the potential damage from the kinetic energy of the aircraft and the chemical energy of its fuel load. The passengers on the plane were incidental.

    In this situation, the survival strategy changes. Your best chance for survival as a 9/11 hostage is to do everything you can to wrest control back from the hijackers. There is a high liklihood that individual passengers may be injured or killed, but given that everybody aboard is dead already anyway, you might as well see if you can't make the long shot pay off.

    Thanks to cellphones, this change in anti-hijacker strategy propegated so quickly that it nullified one of the attacks WHILE THE PLANE WAS STILL IN THE AIR.

    Think about that for a second. 4 hijacker crews boarded planes expecting the passengers to act like sheep - as was the normal and proper survival tactic when faced with a hijacking to that point. One of those crews failed, because the news that 1) their plane had been hijacked and 2) that hijacked planes were being crashed into buildings was communicated via cellphone.

    Chew on THAT for a while and tell me "Sure we got the internet and cell phones"

    DG

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  182. What about herepes simplex type 1!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares about chapped lips! There wont be a cure for oral herpes in 2014!? Come on, already! I'm living in a cave till this shit goes away.

    Damn. I guess I'll have to wait another ten years...

  183. I quibble with your quibbles... by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    There will not be a Hilton in space

    I dunno about that...Paris Hilton already comes across as a space cadet to me--I don't recall a single time I've seen her with her feet firmly planted on Earth.

    On a more general note, I've heard a lot of people say the near future will be the same as they are now only more of it (you paint a slightly pessimistic picture, but whatever). It makes me wonder how far out you have to go before it changes from "more of the same" to "new and different". I can only imagine if this was the 1970s and you were predicting the 2000s using the same logic for example:

    "Computers will be better but Moores new-fangled law won't last--it'll be too expensive to keep up. We'll have 16-bit computers with maybe a whole megabyte of RAM if we're lucky, but they'll only cost like $50 and even the starving children in Africa will have them. They will be powerful enough that they can be much more useful stand-alone and time-sharing, multi-user and networking stuff will be mostly obsolete"

    "Ditch the 8-track, these new cassettes will be all the rage--by then they might hold 8 hours of music. Might be tough to afford a new deck to play them though with all these layoffs"

    "Computer lab geeks will be playing with cool new toys--probably UNIX on million-dollar hardware, but CP/M and the Digital Research company will still dominate on small systems..by then they'll be up to version 10 or more I'm sure. A lot of companies like MITS, ProcTech, IMSAI and Cromemco are designing around the S100 bus and can use each others cards--I bet a standard around S100 will evolve and these new upstarts like Apple will die quick deaths"

    "World unrest will increase, not decrease. The Soviets will prove to be an everlasting red menace--they along with China will catch up and maybe surpass us technologically. We'll get used to ducking and covering and keeping our bomb shelters stocked."

    "We'll keep going to the moon and build a base there, but we'll lose interest. Too expensive to reach mars at all. We won't manage to develop a reusable spacecraft by then but we'll send up quite a few Apollo missions."

    "Gas prices will be $5.00 per gallon, electric cars are still a novelty but bull size cars and vans will be non-existant. By far the most popular cars will be smaller ones with small 6 or 4 cylinder engines like the Ford Pinto, AMC Pacer and Plymouth Volare. The imports like the VW Rabbit and the Honda Civic will be popular but their tendancy to rust prematurely in our climate might limit their success a bit"

    "Textile technology will improve, giving us lighter, breathable, more exiting nylon, rayon and polyesters. Day-glo colours, sparkles and new textures will be all the rage. Cosmetics allows for wild makeup jobs and attention-getting afro sculptures"

    "Things will be calm in Vietnam for awhile then slowly revert back to instability--the emboldened Commies will take over all of south Asia and Carter and the USA public will still be politically hurting too much from the last "conflict" to do anything to stop it"

    Hmmm...sounds bizarre. I guess either the asumption of "more of the same" is flawed or a 25-30 year timeframe breaks down that approach, or some combination of both.

  184. Blessing or Curse? by linuxpyro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While the article paints a picture of some kind of Uptopia, frankly it scares the shit out of me. I want technology to progress, but I don't want it part of every aspect of my life. I don't want the toilet to know more about my own health than I do. I don't want my car to drive itself. I want the technology to exist, but I want control.

    There are too many things to go wrong here. What happens if there's some catastrophic failure (i.e., BSOD)? How will everyone continue to go about their lives? What if someone cracks the system (whcih can and will happen, if this is really what our future is like) and starts monitoring my every move, if the government doesn't do it already?

    Not my idea of a bright future...

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    1. Re:Blessing or Curse? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There are too many things to go wrong here. What happens if there's some catastrophic failure (i.e., BSOD)? How will everyone continue to go about their lives? What if someone cracks the system (whcih can and will happen, if this is really what our future is like) and starts monitoring my every move, if the government doesn't do it already?

      Simple. The gummint will blame it on the evil terrorists, and we'll all talk about how bad they are and how they should be punished. Anyone who expresses an alternative opinion (such as that the mandatory Windows 2014 OS that everything runs on is crap) will be promptly arrested and taken to a re-education facility. After that, you'll love the gummint and Microsoft with all your heart.

  185. Japanese diets are about 70% carbs by Analogue+Kid · · Score: 1

    I completely agree. Atkins is one of the most risky and stupid diets I've ever heard of. As I've said before Japanese diets are about 70% carbs.

    Despite this, Japanese people live longer than any other people in the world. They are a heck of a lot skinnier than westerners, too. I live in Taiwan, and I can say the Chinese diet isn't too much different. More than half of the calories come from JUST rice and noodles. After counting fruits, veggies, and snacks, more than 70% of the calories come from carbohydrates.

    If carbohydrates are so terrible as Atkins said, then why is it that nearly half the world lives on rice, and that half isn't so fat as westerners? I would bet that it's because here we don't eat so damn much, and we actually walk and ride bikes instead of driving everywhere.

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  186. socialization happens with peers by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    Your parents and grandparents cant teach you how to interact with peers. They may be able to prepare you for a life in a strictly hierachical society though.

  187. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.