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  1. Re:Cyber, eh? on Web Retailers Expect Brisk 'Cyber Monday' · · Score: 2

    > I thought we all agreed to stop using the word cyber after the burst of the dot-com bubble.

    Ahem.

  2. Re:Who the hell... on Web Retailers Expect Brisk 'Cyber Monday' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some random editor, or producer in the case of TV, searching for a cute phrase for a headline or pre-commercial teaser. Then the rest of the journalists, being the original, free-thinking, creative, independant lemmings that they are, follow him off the cliff.

  3. Re:In Todays News.. on The Soul of A New Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Microsoft ponders acquisition of a Soul

    I always thought they were into stealing souls.

  4. Re:It's harder than it looks on Stock-Picking Computers · · Score: 3, Informative

    Found it: it was Nova: "Trillion Dollar Bet". Here's the transcript.

  5. It's harder than it looks on Stock-Picking Computers · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember Long-Term Capital Management? They were a hedge fund, heavy with experts, even had a Nobel Economics Laureate on their team. They lost 4.6 billion dollars in four months time, having to be bailed out by the big banks to prevent them from crashing the whole market. PBS (I think Frontline) did a documentary on the whole thing. Fascinating stuff - I wish I could find a link for it.

  6. Re:Efficient markets on Stock-Picking Computers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only thing an algorithm is guaranteed to do really well is join a panic and dump shares, thereby increasing the panic.

  7. Re:This has a European scope ... on French National Assembly Embraces Open Source · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't forget that Mandrake^H^H^Hiva is almost as close to a French national distro as Red Flag is a Chinese distro.

  8. Re:Military applications? on DARPA Awards HPC Contracts To IBM, Cray, Not Sun · · Score: 1

    Well, being that global climate changes could trigger large crop failures, mass human migrations (with their attendant civil wars), changes in sea levels, ports and river navigation and all-around Bad Stuff (TM), I'm guessing the first choice might have more real impact than the second.

  9. Re:Brilliant! on Company Claims New Chip Converts Heat To Electricity · · Score: 1

    Shave the cheerleader, save the world.

  10. AIEEEE!!! on GoogleOS Scenarios · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The GoogleOS, they do nothing!"

  11. Paris Hilton??? W - T - F on Top Ten Geek Girls · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd have gone for Willow Rosenberg instead.

  12. Re:Are they feeling pressure? on Microsoft Taking Heat For Patent Stance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's still an asset, in exactly the same sense that the USA & USSR nuclear arsenals were assets. You have to have them, but you don't want to have to use them. Patent portfilios for the Microsoft/IBM/Oracle/Sun/HP crowd (or Intel/AMD/nVidia/ATI for that matter) have become exactly the same kind of "Mutually Assured Desctruction" scenario. The only way that OSS really plays into this is to give Ballmer some FUD ammo. Just ignore him - he can't pull the trigger, because everyone else would pull the trigger on him.

  13. Re:Cool! on Green Light For ITER Fusion Project · · Score: 1

    Or as fresh as this morning.

  14. Re:Cool! on Green Light For ITER Fusion Project · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who needs big science? Hell, I bet some teenager could do fusion in his parents basement.

  15. 1K Hz sounds about right... on Fastest Spinning Black Hole Ever Found · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a 20 mile diameter pulsar spinning at 716 Hertz. When you factor in the increase in rotational speed with the black hole contraction, 1K sounds real plausible.

  16. A new record on Peter Jackson Will Not Be Making The Hobbit · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "nothing to see here" and slashdotted already.

  17. Re:Adaptations? on Behavior May Influence Evolution · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, it's saying the bahavior of climbing tress rather than running away led to differential selection for the tree climbers. Sort of like the way men who fell asleep after sex left more offspring than the ones who got up and left.

  18. Re:Highlights the real issue on Scott Adams Suggests Bill Gates For President · · Score: 1

    > used to having his instructions carried out as if they were the word of God, thats just not going to wash

    Harry Truman said: "Poor Ike, he's going to sit here and say "Do this", "Do that"; and nothing will happen."

  19. Oblig on Wired Reports On Korea's First Hacker Con · · Score: 0

    "In Korea, only old people go to Cons."

  20. Re:eBay on The PlayStation 3 Launches In the U.S. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Closing price was $89,000,100.00 - that's 89 million, 100 dollars - seems perfectly reasonable...

  21. Re:I'm always a little suspicious on Ballmer Says Linux "Infringes Our Intellectual Property" · · Score: 1

    The difference would be that Microsoft has a HUGE patent portfolio. The SCO case was about COPYRIGHT. And you'll notice that OSS has exactly zero patents, so the playing field is completely different. Microsoft doesn't have to disclose code to prove patent infringement, all they have to do is produce their patent, and the OSS code in question.

  22. Re:Good Month for robots on New Robot Can Sense Damage, Compensate · · Score: 1

    Luckily, you can still defeat them with the "You are teh evil, blow yourself up" argument, a la Norman/Landru/Nomad.

  23. Well sure on US Gambling Law May Cause Flouting of IP Laws · · Score: 4, Funny

    The U.S. banning Internet gambling is a violation of free trade agreements, but we're doing it for all the "right" reasons.

  24. Well... on New Phone Uses GPS To Locate Your Contacts · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I call someone on a land line, I know exactly where they are.

  25. Re:Was anyone else reminded of on Bill Gates On the Past, Future, and Google · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Bring us a pitcher of beer every 5 minutes until somebody bluescreens, then bring one every 8 minutes".

    Yeah, just not the same