Until you try to find 64bit drivers for your hardware...
Sadly, that jet engine you thought you heard was actually a well-executed (and badly Underrated) joke about Windows' memory requirements soaring past your head.
Mod parent down Redundant, mod grandparent up t3h Insightfulz0r, and have a nice day.
Soon humans will be chosen and bought like that. Businesses will soon choose between one that can do advanced computer tasks for only $5000 a month*, or one with only a few office skills for only $1000 or less.
I can imagine the UK group telling an inquiring reporter, "Shh, this Human Patch technology is not a hack. Think of this achievement as a much-needed Service Pack®."
That said, it sounds like a good way to head MD off early.
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I absolutely hate that about IGN.com, too!...where have you BEEN all my life?!? (prepares for beating from other admirers/(present|future) husband)
The worst part is when IGN merged with Rotten Tomatoes beforehand. Since around that time, I've had to endure click-here-to-continue adpages and a first page with banners big enough to warrant that 1280x1024 flat panel I got...*sob*that doesn't show 1080p correctly like my old CRT*sob**runs away in tears*
...*walks back*all to see some movie reviews and stuff. Nah, I forgive them.
...at least this one doesn't call Pluto the planet with the 9th-fastest-growing population, or have Erik Estrada offering said share "for very, very little money!"
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Until you try to find 64bit drivers for your hardware...
Sadly, that jet engine you thought you heard was actually a well-executed (and badly Underrated) joke about Windows' memory requirements soaring past your head.
Mod parent down Redundant, mod grandparent up t3h Insightfulz0r, and have a nice day.
*asks for royalties*
*gets asked for royalties*
Nevermind the spurious asterisk.
Soon humans will be chosen and bought like that. Businesses will soon choose between one that can do advanced computer tasks for only $5000 a month*, or one with only a few office skills for only $1000 or less.
...oh, wait...
I can imagine the UK group telling an inquiring reporter, "Shh, this Human Patch technology is not a hack. Think of this achievement as a much-needed Service Pack®."
That said, it sounds like a good way to head MD off early.
Jesus and Moses wouldn't be on the cover of GQ these days...but you gotta admit Mr. Raymond has a slight My Name is Earl style goin' on...
I just wonder how the employees will handle all the "bum bum"s and "top female" pictures floating around.
Not that I'm complaining. I bet it's hit-or-miss but I've seen some extremely interesting pictures there...
I absolutely hate that about IGN.com, too! ...where have you BEEN all my life?!? (prepares for beating from other admirers/(present|future) husband)
The worst part is when IGN merged with Rotten Tomatoes beforehand. Since around that time, I've had to endure click-here-to-continue adpages and a first page with banners big enough to warrant that 1280x1024 flat panel I got...*sob*that doesn't show 1080p correctly like my old CRT*sob**runs away in tears*
...*walks back*all to see some movie reviews and stuff. Nah, I forgive them.
That one was for the Hitachi Desktstar. Ever since Hitachi bought Hitach, they've made a point of reminding consumers about that! ;)
Oh, don't be so hard on it. Soon it'll tell its owners what's going on around the country and what's happening in your neck of the woods.
Thick as a pencil and much more fun.1
1 Do not nervously bite iPod nano.
...but at least it'll be compatible with competitor Hitach's new 500GB drive.
...Longhorn. Or Blackcomb.
"Diamond-Nanotube Composites Are Forever" just doesn't sound like a catchy slogan. Or Kanye West song, for that matter.
Grandparent is an utter troll. Said Red Cross helped me and my family relocate when a nearby fire made our place unlivable. Food, cots, etc.
As for KtHM's parent post, +1 Informative.
Street Fighter IV: So Enhanced It Even Runs Linux Edition.
I somehow doubt Michael Vick could rush through that... ;)
...how'd you get Internet access down there? Is it decently fast?
Now if they called it "l33t 5+0mz0r h4x!!1!" then I'd be really scared. (And confused.)
...at least this one doesn't call Pluto the planet with the 9th-fastest-growing population, or have Erik Estrada offering said share "for very, very little money!"
...that Piquepaille didn't make us click a "read on" primidi link to read the "news"; (to Piquepaille) keep it that way, please.
Maybe he just heard of this "Food Science" stuff. ;)
It'll be Gaspar from Chrono Trigger or something.
They can always erase it and tattoo a transmitting antenna in its place.
Yeah, radio towers are SO badass.
Apparently cow2 took comedy lessons from Karen Smith.
[dressed in a cat suit with cat ears] "I'm a MOUSE. DUH."
They have DSL up there?
*scratches head in confusion*
...cool!
*reads parent again*
...no, not cool...