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  1. What about the semi-annual Lowtax Challenge? on Humanoid Robot Combat in Japan · · Score: 5, Funny

    It takes place in Pak Chooie, Japan.
    Its goal is to push (basic shoving function) or shove (basic pushing function) opponents over off of the combat platform.
    If a prone robot cannot stand back up in 10 seconds, it is pushed (or shoved) down the stairs.
    The winning team gets protected from the Terrible Space Secret.

  2. Not in my opinion on GPS Toolkit (GPSTk) 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Look how many times the LGPL is mentioned (once) and how much space is given to the toolkit's features. The blurb has a techy slant, not a GPL advocacy one.

  3. This is just a bunch of on GPS Toolkit (GPSTk) 1.0 Released · · Score: 1, Insightful
    gobbledigoop.

    Seriously, a boatload of acronyms i know nothing about.
    Isn't this what the more specialized sections are for? Why do BSD and Apache articles get thrown to the corner, while GPS news get the front page?

    I'm not trying to troll. Just wondering how important GPS is to /. readers.

  4. That Day, on the Toilet on Complete List of Bugs Fixed in SP2 · · Score: 1
    Elvis had a glimpse into the dark future of man.

    He saw Pestilence. But he could overcome him. He saw War. Not a real threat. He saw Famine. He could take him down. He saw Clippy. And his heart stopped pounding.

  5. Check out no. 825062 on Complete List of Bugs Fixed in SP2 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Bug fix no. 825062.

    ..."Service Pack 4 Permits You to Remove the Service Pack by Using the Recovery Console".

    ..."The information in this article applies to:
    * Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced Server SP4
    * Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional SP4
    * Microsoft Windows 2000 Server SP4".

    Are they intentionally driving up the number of bugs fixed?

  6. Again, infringing on my well known patents on Apple Patents 'Chameleon' Computer Case · · Score: 4, Funny
    I've already patented the concept, and actualisation of 'housing having an illuminable portion...[which] also includes a light device disposed inside the housing.'. I call it a House with a Light Bulb(tm).

    Gimme my 699$ or suffer the litigatious consequnceses.

  7. Possible ITER sites on U.S. Cancels Fusion Program · · Score: 5, Informative
    Four possible candidates were:
    Clarington,Canada; Vandellòs, Spain; Cadarache, France; and Rokkasho-mura, Japan.
    Clarington and Vandellòs were withdrawn. But by the rate they're going, Japan and France might be blown off as well.

    More info from ITER's site.

  8. The Fantastic Food Challenge on Education Via Video Games · · Score: 0
    From TFA:

    "One game is called Store It Safe. It involves placing baked beans, tortillas, frozen chicken and other virtual groceries into a cartoon-drawn freezer, cupboard or refrigerator."

    "In another game, a version of Concentration, players turn over blank cards that flash a food and a menu item made with that ingredient, then try to remember which card had the milk that matches the macaroni and cheese."

    --

    Might as well say

    Dear Food Stamp Recipient,
    Understanding food is hard. Many times, you wondered why your frozen chicken tastes bad after sitting on the porch for a couple of days. Also, why does green bread make tummy aches?
    It hard, we know.

    --

    Is this game intended for retarded children, or is this incredibly condescending?
    Seriously, if it is intended for kids whose parents never taught them to differentiate cupboards from refrigerators, I'd call social services instead of sending video games.

  9. What it should say... on NASA Boosts AI For Planetary Rovers · · Score: 5, Funny

    'It now takes the human-robot teams on two worlds several days to achieve each of many individual objectives... A robot equipped with AI, on the other hand, could make an evaluation on the spot, achieve its mission faster and kill off the remaining crew members with higher efficiency.'

  10. A new, horrifying trend in Sci-fi... on The Singularity Blinds Sci-Fi · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I Have No Karma and I Must Troll".

    Sheer terror I tell you!

  11. People don't have see sporting events on Wired on Defeating the Olympics Censorship · · Score: 0
    or buy 200$ shoes, or anything to that effect.
    Boycotts are feasible.

    But they only work with a large enough group of people. Letters can be thrown away, but sackloads of letters and declining sales get the point across.

    Politicians will always be corrupt (since they're at least corruptible). Companies aim to make money.
    They can only get away with it when the people just don't care.

    On a side note, the technology is impractical - buffering doesn't matter - unless the stream is multicasted, a large enough group will either bring down the server/s, or impose a huge bill for bandwidth.

  12. OfficeFX Review on Accelerated PowerPoint? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Short OfficeFX review.

    Points of interest:

    "Besides a graphics chip like the ATI Radeon, the program requires the .NET Framework (available from Windows Update) and DirectX 9. A pre-installation panel reviews your system and tells you whether you can continue setup."

    "I discussed this with Don Brittain, the CEO of Instant Effects, and he said that in his view the product is 18 months ahead of the hardware cycle. This means that you need the very latest laptop to make sure you can show an OfficeFX show. But here's how it works."

  13. OfficeFX: When you need to justify your salary on Accelerated PowerPoint? · · Score: 3, Funny
    I haven't been slacking off with the anual reports... i've been... applying hardware T&L!

    Because purty graphics make yearly losses look so much more exciting! The Red's never been so vibrant!

  14. Hey, I'm sick, I need help. on Craig and his List · · Score: 0

    lame filter.

  15. Windows, simplified. on XP Starter Edition Examined · · Score: 0, Funny
    A:Tech Support, how may I help you?

    B:MAH SCREN LOKS R3AL BIG AND UGLY11!!!11! OMG AND Y CANT I RUN AIM OUTLOK AND SURF PORN AT DA SME TIEM??!!? OMG LOL AND MAH N3TWORK IS ACTNG UP!!!! WTF AND W3 AL R TEH SAME DESKTOP!1!1! OMG

  16. Ja, I vant centralized control on California Should use Open Source and VoIP · · Score: 5, Funny

    A: Ja, I vant centralized control of all communication, power lines, and, ummm... all armed forces.
    B: But, Governor, won't the people object?
    A: Ja... so, throw some buzzwords to confuse them. Like that open source thing. And add VoIP to the list. We'll call it Sky(pe)Net.

  17. More on the Company on 100 Terabyte 3.5-inch Optical Storage · · Score: 0
    The company that makes these nano-uv-magento-optical crystal based discs, Colossal Storage Corporation, filed two patents, #6,028,835 and #6,046,973.
    They also suggest using this technology in flat screen displays.
    An article on the subject, and an article by the inventor himself (scroll down a bit).

    Now, this is way out of my league, as IANAQP, but this sounds psuedo-scientific to me. Am I wrong?

    Also, check their R&D unknowns.

  18. Seeking Geek Female on Craig and his List · · Score: 5, Funny
    Must be into /., BSD (not GPL), non Apple fangirl, into promiscuous sex.

    this is in or around the slashdot area
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

  19. It's possible, alright on Wired on Defeating the Olympics Censorship · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's just not very practical.
    I mean, it's tough enough for Joe Sixpack to use teh intarweb, so adding an extra layer of proxies and SSH port forwarding mechanisms, just to watch the Olympics is waaay too much work. Paying the Corporate Tax is more feasible.
    It may catch on with the tech crowd. However, someone has to pay for the bandwidth, and I can't imagine it being reliable, so...

    You want to end this "We bought exclusive rights for North America" crap?
    Do it the ole fashioned way - fight through congress, by sending letters to the companies, by boycotting as much as you can (since in these days of corporate owned everything, you're bound to boycott too much for it to be practical).
    Vote for third parties. Encourage others to do so as well. Show the Republicrats the votes they're slowly losing. Big Money can fund your campaign, but someone still has to vote for you.

    It might fail.
    But it's worth a try.

  20. Current database server: PostgreSQL on PostgreSQL Wins LJ Editor's Choice Award · · Score: 5, Funny

    My angst drives me to new lows.
    My happiness is simply more to suffer thru.

    Current Mood: depressed.
    Current database server: PostgreSQL
    Listening to: Linkin Park

    Oh, Linux Journal.

  21. Exactly! on Software for the Grass Roots · · Score: -1, Troll

    PROTACTNG DA RIGHTS AND INTARESTS OF VICTIMS SHUD B TEH BASIS OF OUR CRIMINAL JUSTIEC SYSTEM!!1!1 WTF VICTIMS SHUD HAEV TEH RIGHT 2 B PR3S3NT CONSULT3D AND HEARD THROUGHOUT TEH PROS3CUTION OF THEYRE CAES
    IN1111 OMG WTF ADITION LIEBRTARIANS WUD DO MORE THAN JUST PUNISH CRIMINALS!11!!1 OMG WTF WA WUD ALSO MAEK THAM PAY RESTITUTION 2 THEYRE VICTIMS FOR TEH DMAEG THEYV3 CAUSED INCLUDNG PROPARTY LOS MEDICAL COSTS PANE AND SUF3RNG!1!11 WTF LOL IF U R TEH VICTIM OF A CRIEM TEH CRIMINAL SHUD FULY COMP3NSAET U FOR UR LOS111!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL
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    3FORA1!1!11 OMG WTF 1913 FEDERAL INCOME TAEXS W3R3 R AND SHORT-LIEVD1!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL MARICA BCM3 DA MOST PROSPEROUS NATION ON 3ARTH1!!1!!11 OMG TEH US!11!11!! LOL GOVARNM3NT DID NOT TRY 2 POLIEC TEH WORLD OR PLAY NANY 2 3VERYONA FROM CRADLA 2 GRAEV11111 WTF P3OPLA 2K R3SPONSIBILITY FOR THAMSELVES THERE FMILEIS AND THEYRE COMUNITEIS!!1! OMG LOL TAHT IS HOW TEH FOUNDERS OF MERICA THOUGHT IT SHUD B11!!11!1 AND IT WORKED11111! IT CAN AGANE11!! OMG WTF LOL

  22. Take a look at the Hush mini ITX PC on No Noise PC Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Hush Silent Mini-ITX PC review.
    Same concept, I guess, but because Via C3s can be passively cooled, it may be a better solution for low preformance (not that there's anything wrong with it), quiet PCs.

  23. TO: comp.unix.bsd on Inside Al-Qaeda's Hard Drive · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    SUBJECT: Netcraft confirms it, BSD is dying!

    Down with the infidel BSD license
    Our JPL is vastly superior!

    --In the land of the Euphausiids, Tux is king.

  24. If only... on Inside Al-Qaeda's Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    It's an actual 419 e-mail, a.k.a. "The Tale of The Painted Breast".