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XP Starter Edition Examined

de la mettrie writes "C-Net reports that analysts do not recommend using Microsoft's new 'Windows XP Starter Edition', a low-cost XP version aimed at the Asian market (and previously covered on Slashdot). The report notes that numerous networking features are removed, and the Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently. According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

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  1. I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently. According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

    MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    1. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well it certainly helps reduce any confusion in comparing it to a half-decent operating system.

    2. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, and the fact that Windows needs about a dozen applications running at any time to even be usable is interesting. I assume by application we now exclusively mean only those processes that show up in the task bar. I'm also assuming there will continue to be no limit to the amount of junk apps that run in the system tray and are almost exclusively terrible. worthless drains of memory and CPU time.

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    3. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Matt+Perry · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes, and the fact that Windows needs about a dozen applications running at any time to even be usable is interesting. I assume by application we now exclusively mean only those processes that show up in the task bar.
      It won't take long to exceed that limit. An average student: Winamp, a word processor, a web browser. If the student needs to use his email for a moment, he'll have to close something. This will only encourage users to get a copy of the full Windows version so that they won't be limited in what they can do.
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    4. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by pHatidic · · Score: 4, Funny
      The asians are a smaller people, so they need proportionately less.

      /the karma hit is worth it just to make that joke :)

    5. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 3, Funny

      Also, it will allow users to prove that Windows is causing all the crashing, rather than just the numerous applications.

    6. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by lysander · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently.
      Wouldn't that make it a great gaming OS? That's all I use windows for anyway nowadays. Maybe kiosks and net cafes will start using it.
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    7. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sounds like Gnome! Du, dum tsss.

    8. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by hawaiian717 · · Score: 5, Funny
      An average student: Winamp, a word processor, a web browser. If the student needs to use his email for a moment, he'll have to close something.

      Guess this hypothetical student will just have to use Mozilla Suite instead of the separate Internet Explorer and Outlook Express. Darn. ;)

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    9. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by darth_linux · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm reminded of their slogan: "Where do you want to go today? (Where ever we tell you)"

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    10. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by VistaBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why you use the full Mozilla, so it comes with a mail client built right in. Well, unless Microsoft has determined that Mozilla is too "confusing" for the starting user, and therefore will immediately end any instance of mozilla.exe ;).

    11. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by ImEric12 · · Score: 0

      aimed at the Asian market App 1: Starcraft App 2: IRC App 3: Microsoft gives you the benefit of being able to choose this one!

    12. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      s/get/'pirate'

      In other words, this won't reduce piracy; it's just a way for Microsoft to say "see, we care about the Asian market's needs! really!"

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    13. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by hey · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can make a program keep running but not show in the task bar by hiding the main window. ie:

      ShowWindow(ghwndMain, SW_HIDE);

      Programs can hide other programs (security hole but that's another issue). So maybe somebody will write an application that show you all your running apps and give you an easy way to toggle if they are showing or now.

    14. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Teun · · Score: 2, Funny
      Why laugh, this is just what I need!

      Now all I need is someone to convince my boss the TCO is lower...

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    15. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Interesting
      In other words, this won't reduce piracy; it's just a way for Microsoft to say "see, we care about the Asian market's needs! really!"

      It's a way to sell a Windows license at a low price, without creating a product that can be sold through grey markets in the West. (This was made to compete with the Linux-installed PCs as part of the Thai govt's cheap PC plan.) Now Thais can buy a Windows PC, take it home, install Win XP full version. They've paid the "Microsoft tax" even though they're using pirated software.

    16. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

      best conspiracy theory in this thread. Congrats.

    17. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      Here are just two words for you to think of:

      Counter Strike

    18. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Some conspiracy theories are true...

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    19. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Ianoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I doubt it, since display resolution is limited to 800x600.

    20. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Too bad Mozilla Suite has taken back seat to the separate process-based apps. Maybe Mozilla.org will rethink this strategy now?

    21. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by erockett · · Score: 1

      It's not a bug, it's a feature!

    22. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This will only encourage users to get a copy of the full Windows version so that they won't be limited in what they can do.

      Since this is directed at the Asian market, that student would just most likely go buy a pirated verison off the street for $5, so while this verison is suppose to stop piracy, it's only encouraging it even more.

    23. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly MS-DOS is a superior OS. No confusion at all.

    24. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by joshuaobrien · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that make it a great gaming OS?

      That would arguably make it a sufficient gaming OS, but not a great one. It is still clearly inferior to systems that can run more than three.

    25. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by arose · · Score: 1
      It also features another great Microsoft usability feature.
      "Helps users to avoid CPU overheat by halving the speed and has a higher chance exposing bad RAM modules by doubling the used memory."
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    26. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by CaptnMArk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It could really force everyone to use Java.exe.

    27. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by ardiri · · Score: 1

      Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently. According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'

      trojan horse #1, #2, #3.. thats it! three applications!

    28. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by jtra · · Score: 2, Funny
      It won't take long to exceed that limit. An average student: Winamp, a word processor, a web browser.

      As long as they only run all aplications inside Emacs, it is no problem ;-)

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    29. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by wirah · · Score: 0

      No, it wont make it a great gaming OS, since it automatically kills your character when you reach level 3!

    30. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by kyshtock · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It won't take long to exceed that limit. An average student: Winamp, a word processor, a web browser.

      Are you kidding me? It's more likely Yahoo Messenger and ICQ while switching between AIM and MSN all the time... a full time job

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    31. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Developed under the working name of "Windows Third World Edition". As in "Your standard of living is too low to be able to afford the Good Stuff".

      Renamed, of course, by the Marketing Department, who didn't want to be seen as rubbing their noses in it.

    32. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not really a "too bad" though. More a matter of preference, I think. Personally I find the all-in-one app a little too bulky, though admittedly it should have less overhead than running a separate email app and browser app at the same time. I still am not understanding how the user can be limited in the number of running applications. Does this mean only one IE window at a time if they've already got Word and AIM open?

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    33. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Blue+Stone · · Score: 5, Interesting
      John Lettice of The Register has an interesting take on the 'starter' edition:
      ...as Microsoft builds relationships with the local system builders it will become less and less feasible for businesses to get away with running pirate software. They'll be offered special upgrade deals to full versions, pulling them further into the 'ecosystem' too, and you can see clear parallels with the way Microsoft's sales efforts have progressed in the developed world.

      The plan, therefore, is not to eradicate piracy in consumer markets, but to fuel the development of a 'legitimate' market in government and business while throttling any prospect of open source developing its own markets in the area. Government and business will, as in the developed world, pay a goodly price to Microsoft for its software, while Microsoft will be able to increase the number of PCs that ship with its software (any software will do) and hence yield it the Microsoft tax. The actual entry price paid by government isn't (as in the developed world) particularly relevant, so long as it enters) and whatever the end user shoves on the machine isn't anything like as important as it is for Microsoft to pick up the rent from them as part of the machine's price (as, also, in the developed world).

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    34. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It will be interesting to see if certain bundled applications (Outlook Express, IE, etc.) are affected by this limit. If not, then it could be a veiled attempt by MS to keep people from migrating to other applications.

    35. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope - Starter Ed. is limited to very small fire arms, slightly blunt knives and various kitchen implements.

    36. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Sime208 · · Score: 1

      There's probably a registry key to fix it. It'll not take them long to find HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Cri pple and change the key 'LimitApps' to something other than 3.

    37. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't seem so crazy to me. I, like I'm sure many Slashdotters, provide tech support for a lot of family members that love the web and email and don't really do anything else. Anything to simplify that experience would be helpful and these people would never notice the limitations. I'd welcome it - fewer things for them to mess up. Yes, I could put them on linux if I customized the crap out of it to make it super easy but for newbie types, I think XP is still a better OS. There is certainly a market for this - especially when you can save some $ in the process.

    38. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 3 Applications? It sounds like Mac OS 9!

    39. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      Someone should tell that student about gaim.

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    40. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the Gartner article, it doesn't support a LAN.

    41. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really dont like the color of this article.

    42. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by smithmc · · Score: 1

      It won't take long to exceed that limit. An average student: Winamp, a word processor, a web browser. If the student needs to use his email for a moment, he'll have to close something. This will only encourage users to get a copy of the full Windows version so that they won't be limited in what they can do.

      Or maybe it will spur the hobbyist/enthusiast community to develop all-purpose apps that roll Winamp, a word processor, and a Web browser (among other things) all into one. Or to develop a "framework" type app that accepts plugin DLLs for MP3 playing, word processing, etc.

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    43. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      considering this, could a mod for litestep be made to just completely get around the limitation of 3 programs running in the task bar?

    44. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by alokeb · · Score: 0

      Does this mean I can't run Bonzi, Gator, Kazaa and Alexa at the same time?? What are those poor people going to do??

    45. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Rich0 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Also - if they can make sure they control the network stack on every PC out there, they can start working on projects like enhancing the internet.

      Pretty soon you'll see MS PCs that can communicate using MS-TCP by default, but they'll fall back to legacy TCP support in case a user wants to visit a website which is using a legacy OS like linux/Solaris/AIX/whatever. The MS-TCP will of course have various features built in to eliminate portscans/spam/DoS/whatever. Granted, all connections will require an MS-issued SSL key on at least one side of the link. A standard windows install will allow up to 5 simultaneous MS-TCP connections, and people running websites can feel free to pay for the right to open more.

      Eventually MS will phase out regular TCP support since nobody they cares about actually uses it anymore.

      Oh, MS-TCP will be patent-encumbered so forget open source compatibility. They might be nice and cross-license with other closed-source OS's.

      Once you have 90% market share, getting to 100% is fairly simple since you have the power to make all the other vendors play compatibility games. You don't see MS worrying about developing OpenOffice compatibility - it is up to OpenOffice to support the MS "standard".

    46. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by sirvulcan · · Score: 1

      Just use a browser that supports tabs and a word processing program that allows you to open multiple documents at once

    47. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      Most people can't even play DOOM 3 in that high resolution ;)

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    48. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This will only encourage users to get a copy of the full Windows version so that they won't be limited in what they can do.

      And that, my friend, is EXACTLY what Microsoft wants.

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    49. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

      As long as they only run all aplications inside Emacs, it is no problem ;-)

      I was going to make a comment about Emacs not coming with a decent text-editor... but then I remembered it has a vi clone built in. :-P

      Now I'm going to get modded into oblivion by the rabid masses of Emacs zealots.

      Damn, that was stupid.

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    50. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by pocket_monkey · · Score: 0

      Thing is they probably did do some market research and found that most people used 4 apps at once, messenger, a media player, a browser, and a p2p app or work based software speadsheat word whatever. So they obviouly limited it to 3, either to stop people using p2p or just annoy the hell out of users till they upgrade.

    51. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Aaden42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Done... It's called HideIt http://www.expocenter.com/hideit/.

      Note that if you search Google, you don't want what's presently at the top. Different product.

    52. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      trojan horse #1, #2, #3.. thats it! three applications!

      Ner ner.... I got there first and have patented this unique DoS attack on Windows 3.1, erm, Starter Edition.

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    53. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by jasontheking · · Score: 1

      Doom 1 had a 320 X 200 resolution. Did they remove that for doom3 ?

      Bugger. I'm in trouble then.

    54. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by tiger99 · · Score: 0
      It really is a joke!

      I think I had at least double that number running under Desqview on a 286 before Windoze first appeared. Of course, I used Unix before that, admittedly there was not yet a GUI, but no significant limitation on the number of processes.

      In computing, backward things simply do not sell. The only reason Windoze caught on was that few had seen either Desqview or GEM, the latter was much more efficient than the earlier versions of Windoze. Even my 80186 coprocessor for my old BBC Micro, with 512KB RAM, could run more than 3 programs at once.

      And just think how many programs a modern PC can run simultaneously under any *nix, whether Linux, a BSD variant, or even SCOundrel or Solaris.

      This ill-conceived piece of marketing, which has actually cost money in making the cut-down version, and saves nothing, will simply drive dissatisfied customers towards Linux etc.

      Well done, Steve and Sir Bill!

    55. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by tiger99 · · Score: 0
      They still seem to be developing both, as far as I can see. I have Mozilla 1.7 suite on one machine here now, Firefox on another, both fully up to date.

      I have always used Netscape/Mozilla at home, since about 1994 or whenever the web became popular, and have never had any of the horrible problems that IE users get regularly. My last Mozilla download was a 1KB patch to fix a Windoze security hole, very impressive in terms of both size and effect. M$ would do themselves a big favour by killing off IE, and making Mozilla the default. But I don't suppose any of the competent people in Redmond are brave enough to tell Sir Bill!

    56. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by mcovey · · Score: 1

      you forgot the filesharing program. Although that could double as a media player.

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    57. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by libcoder · · Score: 2, Funny

      This limit is new? I use Windows on a computer and it won't run more than 3 applications at once. Everytime I try, it says that it's illegal and it won't make an exception, or something like that.

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    58. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You Forgot weatherbug, bonzi buddy and that atomic clock program. They'll have to shut down their anti-virus so they can run them all!

    59. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      800x600? Thats fine, thats what i play Doom3 on with my P4 2.66ghz 1gb ram GeforceFX 5600 ultra.. Boy it would be nice if I had a nice pc so I could run it with 2xAA on!

    60. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      Well, the key point there is "copy" of windows. They'll only encourage people to get pirated versions.

      But as an astute poster on Ars said, it can also work for MS that way as well as a political propaganda tool:

      "Oh, look - we tried to make a cheap version of windows for them to use but they chose to pirate our other products instead - we need even more copyright controls and government-funded prosecution to prevent exactly this sort of thing!"

      N.

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    61. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > My last Mozilla download was a 1KB patch to fix a Windoze security hole

      Then you have known security holes in your Mozilla install. Go get the "impressive" 17MB patch.

    62. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by strider44 · · Score: 1

      "Oh look, since I live in taiwan I got this new 6800 dirt cheap." Fill in the rest of the story.

    63. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by strider44 · · Score: 1

      I'd assume that IE wouldn't be counted under those 3 processes, as IE uses the same process as the file manager doesn't it? (IExplore.exe) I.E. it's always on anyway.

    64. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Entropius · · Score: 0, Troll

      Uh, my mom's a computer newbie, and she gets by just fine on Mandrake.

      If all you're using a computer for is mail, web, and word processing, how exactly is clicking on the "konqueror", "kmail", and "openoffice" icons harder than clicking on the "ie", "outlook", and "word" icons?

      The only people XP might be easier for is people advanced enough to want to do networking things and the like, but not advanced enough to read man ifconfig and man iwconfig.

    65. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Junichiro+Koizumi · · Score: 0

      IT"S DIFFERENT BECAUSE "konqueror", "kmail", and "openoffice" ARE FLAMKNG PILES OF TRASH.

      SE FUE SU mADERA!

    66. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by grahamdrew · · Score: 1

      The product isn't being targeted at your "average student." I would say that students are one of the most tech-savvy groups demographically, which doesn't make much sense given the "Starter Edition" label. Think a family's first (and quite possibly only/last) computer.

      Heck, my grandparents didn't know you could run three applications at the same time under Windows95 for YEARS, and they're some of the least impoverished people I know... and that's not so say that now they really do run more than three applications anyway. I can't really imagine them doing web browsing, word processing, and thier email at the same time, and they use a web-based email service....

      I'm not saying that the three apps limit is a good idea, only that I can understand the thinking behind the decision to implement it. It may not be the absolute dealbreaker people are making it out to be, given the target audience.

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    67. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Im sorry, Windows cannot start Norton because you currently have a virus and two instances of spyware running"

    68. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Bah, MOST people use webmail these days... Certainly most people who will be using XPSE probably will be.

    69. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't used 7.2 yet so maybe it's different, but in 7.0, the email and browser components are separate processes. They're separate programs. You can even run them independently just as with IE and OE if you create shortcuts.

      I wonder if IE and OE would trip the 3 app limit or not. MS has claimed that IE is a part of the operating system. If it is, it shouldn't count.

    70. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1
      I haven't used 7.2 yet so maybe it's different, but in 7.0, the email and browser components are separate processes.

      Ah, I wasn't sure how they did it. On Mac OS, Mozilla Suite and Netscape are single applications.

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    71. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly.

      I bet it'll be HUGE with the aol crowd. ;)

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    72. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft today wrote a new implementation of TCP/IP, it would bring about the end of the internet. Witness the allegedly "secure" Windows NT descendents, Windows XP and Windows 2000. If you do so much as plug one of them into the internet without a firewall, they're hacked quite quickly. Ironically, 98 never had these problems unless you activated file sharing!

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    73. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      How about a VB app with embedded MP3 playing, internet, word processing, etc etc etc?

      Much easier. On the other hand, knowing microsoft, I'm betting that installing litestep will be enough to break their limit. :P

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    74. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Do you think there are any emacs zealots left on slashdot?

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    75. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? I can't think of any ISP that doesn't bundle a real POP/IMAP mailbox, leaving webmail for people who frequent public libraries and Internet cafés because they don't own computers.

    76. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by DJCF · · Score: 1

      No, it will drive people towards piracy.

    77. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by grrrl · · Score: 1

      I never have used Mozilla, but then I cannot stand anything that is too "bundled"

      for me, email and web browsing should be as far apart as possible. when they get together you get nasty little offspring like html emails, need i say more!

    78. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by jerw134 · · Score: 1

      The "file manager" as you call it is Explorer.exe. Internet Explorer is iexplore.exe.

    79. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Stephen+H-B · · Score: 1

      I share a dsl connection between about 20 people so I can't have my own address. Plus i've gone through about five isp's in the last 4 years while keeping my address so webmail suits all my needs. All i need is a Gmail invite and I'll be set ;).

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    80. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by jrockway · · Score: 1

      You don't go to school or work?
      And if you can't get email elsewhere you can't afford $20 a year to get it from somewhere.

      I think you WANT an invite, but you don't NEED one. :)

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    81. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Why?

    82. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by stiffneck · · Score: 1
      $5? are you kidding?

      i'm asian, and software here costs from $0.7 - $1 (depending only on whether it came with a pretty cd case, or just wrapped in plastic).

    83. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Stephen+H-B · · Score: 1
      I go to school (uni) but don't work and the point is I can't get email elsewhere (I assume you mean through work/school) as I'd just lose the address when I changed providers/jobs.

      I do have a student email address but I keep that for formal, secure correspondance. NO spambot is having that.

      I find my webmail http://www.myownemail.com/ (not an employee) has all I need and can be accessed anywhere I can get online.

      BTW, the last part WAS a joke... I would like an invite not "Oh my God, I'll just DIE without G-mail" :)

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    84. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by essreenim · · Score: 1

      Yeah, food market research MS - what about Thailand? They will laught at you. Many there are either using linux or the pirate (full unrestricted) version of Longhorn..!

    85. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by sageman · · Score: 1

      This will only encourage users to get a copy of the full Windows version so that they won't be limited in what they can do.

      Actually, given the trend in Europe and Asia as of late, this would more likely push Asia towards the Linux market. Seriously, what is Microsoft thinking? This isn't going to get Asia to buy uncrippled Windows versions when they can just get Linux, which is not limited to running THREE programs (that is insane!). This is not going to work in Microsoft's favor.

      It could also push the Asian market towards piracy of real Windows versions, which is also a more likely idea than buying full versions (Korea especially is world-renowned for its massive piracy).

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    86. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by CrazyMalaysian · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the lack of networking support, which would make LAN gaming a no-no

    87. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Derek · · Score: 1

      Hmmmmmm, I wonder which three spyware apps I want to run?!?!?!

    88. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, and the fact that Windows needs about a dozen applications running at any time to even be usable is interesting. I assume by application we now exclusively mean only those processes that show up in the task bar. I'm also assuming there will continue to be no limit to the amount of junk apps that run in the system tray and are almost exclusively terrible. worthless drains of memory and CPU time.
      ...of course, daemons are different, right?
    89. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      just checking.

      I'm a Vi user, but to be honest, I'd just as soon use the MS-DOS editor if that's what I had. :/

      I think the real nerds who would argue something like text editor probably went back to doing just that in their own corner of the internet. Now there's just bored IT folk and college students here. ;)

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    90. Re:I'm going to be laughing at this one for days by crs3210 · · Score: 1

      ...or Trillian.

  2. avoid confusion by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. Re:avoid confusion by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

      If the three application limit is really a positive feature that helps keep users organized and reduce confusion, then why isn't microsoft adding this great feature to XP Home and XP Professional? Home and Professional users could use features to help them stay organized and reduce confusion.

      Maybe the issue is that people who are likely (i.e. dumb enough) to buy XP Lite really are more likely to become confused.

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    2. Re:avoid confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      http://fedora.redhat.com/

    3. Re:avoid confusion by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Or just cheap. You get less functionality if you pay less - thats the bottom line. Dont want to pay the full price for windows? Fine, here is a less functional version as an option. As someone else mentioned, this might be a good thing for people who only use their windows boxes for gaming - as you are only running one application then.

    4. Re:avoid confusion by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Actually XP Lite is a different product, although that would have been a good name. Or maybe XP Trial or XP-SX.

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    5. Re:avoid confusion by jkeyes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please explain to me how the target audience (3rd world countries) are supposed to be able to afford a Macintosh.

    6. Re:avoid confusion by dekeji · · Score: 1

      Apple and their fan base keep making claims that Macintosh is easier to use and less confusing, but can you point us at independent studies demonstrating that?

  3. What I want to know... by BJH · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...is what Microsoft is trying to do with this release. It's obvious it won't help at all to stem the flow of pirate copies of the full version of XP, it certainly won't sell to businesses, and it'd be suicide for any hardware manufacturer to use it as their pre-loaded OS.

    1. Re:What I want to know... by djblair · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think MS will sleep soundly knowing NOBODY will pirate this OS.

    2. Re:What I want to know... by cpu_fusion · · Score: 5, Funny

      > What I want to know is what Microsoft is trying to do with this release.

      Microsoft market research had concluded that hatred for Microsoft was lowest in asia, so they pulled together, worked long nights, and have tackled that problem with the usual Microsoft gusto.

    3. Re:What I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is what Microsoft is trying to do with this release.

      Proving once and for all that they simply don't understand that they are massively overcharging for OS functionality?

    4. Re:What I want to know... by praksys · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suspect this is a negotiation move. MS complains to third world nation: "Do something about all the rampant piracy." Third world nation replies: "No one here can afford your software anyway, so the piracy is not cutting into your market." MS replies: "Now they can afford the starter/crippleware version, so it is cutting into our market."

    5. Re:What I want to know... by wheany · · Score: 1

      Once again limitations that only screw the people who actually pay for their software. Who would pirate this version?

      Just like copy protection that renders games unplayable on machines with a certain cd-rom drive, while it does nothing to stop warez-versions from spreading...

    6. Re:What I want to know... by jez9999 · · Score: 5, Funny

      First, Microsoft created a non-multitasking OS.
      Then, they created a multitasking OS.
      Then, they created a pre-emptive multitasking OS.
      Now, they have created... a triple-tasking OS.

      It's not a step backward, honest!

    7. Re:What I want to know... by aphor · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is why they would make it easier to justify switching to Linux in a side-by-side comparison. Windows piracy is the number one barrier to Linux adoption outside of wealthy american homes and business.

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    8. Re:What I want to know... by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny
      MS replies: "Now they can afford the starter/crippleware version, so it is cutting into our market."


      To which third world nation will reply: "we have reached a 100% efficiency in fighting piracy - there is not a single pirated copy of your starter/crippleware version for sale anywhere in our country".

    9. Re:What I want to know... by TibbonZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      People pirate crap all the time, just look up N'Sync on any filesharing service...

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    10. Re:What I want to know... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      IANACS, but I would guess that there can be some multitasking optimization done if you limit concurrent applications to a certain number. If you want to be able to run a theoretically infinite number of applications, like Windows today, you may have to forego some optimizations.

      I doubt MS will use those optimizations, let alone figure out there may be some technical advantage in their crippleware....

    11. Re:What I want to know... by colmore · · Score: 1

      OEM in countries that might otherwise just start selling Linux or OS-less PCs.

      Sure, everyone will then upgrade to a pirated Corporate edition, but at least MS gets some cash out of the deal.

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    12. Re:What I want to know... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      OEM in countries that might otherwise just start selling Linux or OS-less PCs.

      You mean like the US or UK?

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    13. Re:What I want to know... by mormop · · Score: 1

      Microsoft market research had concluded that hatred for Microsoft was lowest in asia,

      So they decided to piss them off by saying:

      this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.

      In less words this can easily sound like, "You're all thick and if we let you run more than 3 apps at a time you'll only get confused".

      Nice marketing touch.

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    14. Re:What I want to know... by bn557 · · Score: 1

      you could probably do more statistics keeping on the running processes which might allow you to do a better job of predicting what processes are going to need what as far as time shares go.

      This would increase the overhead in schedular as far as ram goes, but since we're using a limited number of processes, this wouldn't be as bad.

      P

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    15. Re:What I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      N'Sync were much better when they were still 'underground'.

    16. Re:What I want to know... by DrXym · · Score: 1
      They're attempting to stem piracy in Thailand etc. by selling a cheap version of their operating system.


      That's fine in practice, but releasing a brain damaged OS is absolutely the wrong way around it. Who is interested in junk like that when Thais can get a pirate copy of Windows XP (or Server or AS) for $3. Why on earth are they going to stump up $30 for this unsupported, crippled piece of shit?


      If Microsoft were serious, they'd release a full featured XP into these markets for $10 or less. If they have to restrict it, prevent 2 or more English apps from running - make everything else run in Thai / Malay. That makes the app supremely useful in its local market, but completely useless elsewhere.

  4. Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by djblair · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "..this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

    This new user base may be overseas, but they aren't retarded.

    1. Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just propaganda for Microsoft to justify the artificial limitations it puts in its software.

      If program_count > 3 Then MsgBox "Screw you, bastard!"

      If outgoing_connection_count > 0 Then MsgBox "Pay us more money!"

      If screen_width > 800 or screen_height > 600 Then MsgBox "You can't do that!"

    2. Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by selectspec · · Score: 1

      "...helps users find their checkpoint to buy regular XP."

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    3. Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by edunbar93 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This new user base may be overseas, but they aren't retarded.

      Spoken like a man who's never done tech support.

      They don't need to be overseas to be retarded. They just need to be your average end-user.

      85+% of the people that use the internet never use anything more complicated than MSN and e-mail.

      Most of the people I have to talk to on the phone think they have to close any open windows before opening any more. Or for that matter, opening the Start menu. Even if they do have more than one open window, they have no idea how to switch between them.

      These are all things that are the very simplest tasks to us, but most people have no idea about them. These are the people that make up Microsoft's target market.

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    4. Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, you work in tech support.

      The people that have NO problem using Windows aren't calling you. The people that have issues and are "retarded" are the ones that you're "helping" -- that doesn't mean all people are retarded.

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    5. Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by CJSpil · · Score: 1

      This may have been slighly justified... the default wallpaper when you install XP (You know the one with the green grass) looks exactly like the set they use for the BBC Childrens programme the Teletubbies.

      All it needs is a few rabbits and a sun with a kids face and it's there!

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    6. Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      http://www.digital-ink.co.uk/teletubbiesXP.jpg

    7. Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      The people that have NO problem using Windows aren't calling you.

      I also happen to work in sales. It's that small a company.

      You want to know the percentage of people that need my help getting set up after they've paid? It's probably better than 90%. I quote 85% because a) it's safe, and b) a very few of those that call me to get set up need only a little nudge to get going and they're set.

      Also, if you look at broadband bandwidth figures, any big broadband company will quote you the 10-90 rule. That is, 10% of the users use 90% of the bandwidth. And that's the places around here that don't bother charging for bandwidth usage and thus people take them for what they can get. It's only the 10% that actually know enough about computers and the internet to find and download music and movies that use all that bandwidth. If more people had a clue, then a higher percentage would take advantage of the all-you-can-eat places.

      This isn't just my perception talking here. It's hard fact.

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    8. Re:Give them some credit! (Asians, not MS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God dammit, my last mod point just expired. You would have had it otherwise, but didn't need it anyway.

      [ anonymous to avoid OT mods ]

  5. Wow. by cbrocious · · Score: 0, Redundant

    People needed analysts to tell them this? Amazing...

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  6. Wow by cultobill · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's amazing. It's like Microsoft is saying "well, it's a cheap version. You can't expect them to understand everything Windows does, do you?"

    Take your pick: racist or classist. Thanks, Microsoft!

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    1. Re:Wow by System.out.println() · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Anyone with half a brain would pick classist, because it actually has some relevance. (I suppose race sometimes has relevance, but only as a coincidental overlap with class) It's been "proven" that Mac users are smarter, and the most significant reason is that because they tend to be more expensive, and not as affordable to people without higher education. The same could apply here: people with miniscule budgets are going to be, on average, less intelligent than those with bigger ones. [insert penis joke here] ....except for the fact that the entire *economy* in Asia is much more crappy than in places like the US. So even the really smart ones will have a hard time affording a more expensive version. So Microsoft really doesn't have a "pick" - they're being pretty racist here.

    2. Re:Wow by andreyw · · Score: 1

      Ok, as much as I hate M$, but saying that "it is racist" simply because WinXP Pro/Home costs $$$ is ridiculous...

    3. Re:Wow by caspper69 · · Score: 1

      Words of wisdom from Slashdot regarding whether Microsoft is being racist or classist...

      Anyone with half a brain would pick classist, because it actually has some relevance.

      ...blah, blah, blah..., oh yeah, and the conclusion:

      So Microsoft really doesn't have a "pick" - they're being pretty racist here.

      Where the hell'd that other half of my brain go again??

    4. Re:Wow by alptraum · · Score: 1, Informative
      the most significant reason is that because they tend to be more expensive, and not as affordable to people without higher education. The same could apply here: people with miniscule budgets are going to be, on average, less intelligent than those with bigger ones

      Honestly anybody that would take that "study" seriously would have to be a complete quack.

      The linked "study" results state that metrics such as vocabulary, spelling, and sentence length were used to judge "intelligence". Problem is the sciences, mathematics, engineering, etc do not stress language skills and therefore those individuals according to this test would rate as of low intelligence. I'm in graduate engineering school, I know my english skills are pretty poor, do I care? No, I'm an engineer. Nonetheless I can obviously carry on a good paper since I scored 5.5/6 on the essay portion of the GRE.

      In addition, presumable most scientists and engineers use PC's due to the availability of software packages for PC and *nix platforms, plus English is not their first language. The number of other flaws in this are endless.

      I figure that you really didn't take this study serious, but in short, the "study" is flagrantly biased and conducted in a very unscientific manner, individuals that don't know how to properly conduct experimental design shouldn't even pretend, especially these days with everybody releasing utter crap to the public before it gets peer-reviewed.

    5. Re:Wow by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      I have news for you. Not everyone is as good at using computers as you are.

      The vast majority of people that use windows have no idea about the basic wordprocessing features it uses. They have no idea that you can type over a word that's highlighted to replace it, or that you can place the cursor somewhere using the mouse.

      Three programs? These same people never have more than one window open at a time. They habitually close every window before opening another, because they honestly believe that you can't have more than one.

      I've been doing technical support for about 8 years now, and believe me, 80+% of the people that have a computer have no clue whatsoever. It's just a fact of life for me. We of /. are the talented few for whom computers come naturally. Of course we don't think it's a big deal.

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    6. Re:Wow by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless I can obviously carry on a good paper since I scored 5.5/6 on the essay portion of the GRE.

      You might have scored even better if you could avoid using phrases like "carry on a good paper."

      [/pedantic assclown]

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  7. Without the funky colors: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Without the funky colors: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Privoxy filter which does the same automatically (Slashdot adds spaces to the filter, there should be none, remove them):
      s@<a([^>]*)href="([^>]*)(it|games).slashdot.org([^ >]*)"[^>]*>@<a$1href="$2slashdot.org$4">@sig
    2. Re:Without the funky colors: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't a single page on Slashdot without funky colours.

  8. In other news by cpu_fusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft went on to proclaim the security benefits of this latest release: "Only three instances of worms, spyware, and trojans can run at once!"

    1. Re:In other news by aussersterne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was actually going to make the same post, only not as amusingly.

      I think people are gonna end up with three pointless crapware items in their tray and then won't even be able to launch an application.

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    2. Re:In other news by mikeyrb · · Score: 1

      And with that, they can't even run Ad-aware or a virus scan! Go figure.

    3. Re:In other news by RobYoung · · Score: 1

      When you look at the Task Manager in Windows XP, the only running programs that are called 'Applications' are the ones that have an open window in the taskbar. Things in the system tray do not count as Applications. I assume that this Starter version of XP would use the same differentiation.

  9. in order words... by havaloc · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...it's a non starter.

  10. Second-class Windows for Second-class Asia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

    Because the poor, simple peoples of Asia can't handle the complexities of the full versions of Windows XP? I, for one, am offended.

    1. Re:Second-class Windows for Second-class Asia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, this poor person of Europe can't handle the complexities of full versions of XP, I can't stand using it for more than a few minutes as these complexities piss me off. I run back to my lovely gnome desktop as fast as I can.

  11. Increased productivity by mukund · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to Microsoft, this limitation `helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'

    Microsoft's new product: MS-DOS Reloaded?

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    1. Re:Increased productivity by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
      Microsoft's new product: MS-DOS Reloaded?

      There are more advantages to DOS than just the simplicity of single-tasking. Before version 2.0, DOS didn't support directories. Could reverting to DOS 1.0 simplify searches and end user confusion over file system hierarchies as well? I think that the WinFS team should take a look.

      (Opens search dialog:) => Where is the 3rd quarter inventory report for Consolidated Products?

      (The animated dog instantly replies:) => It's on C:

    2. Re:Increased productivity by A.S. · · Score: 1

      No, it's MS-DOS Retarded.

    3. Re:Increased productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody hell! As soon as I use my last mod point I see a post like this! Bravo, sir!

    4. Re:Increased productivity by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's on C:.

      Named 3QINRPCP.SXW.

    5. Re:Increased productivity by adpe · · Score: 1

      Well, Windows 3.11 had networking support at least. Microsoft should patent the absence of networking as a security feature and therefor make every newly developed OS impossible. As soon as it boots and has no network yet, you gotta pay! Oh innovation, your name is Microsoft!

  12. Without the funky colors: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. Windows, simplified. by BubbaThePirate · · Score: 0, Funny
    A:Tech Support, how may I help you?

    B:MAH SCREN LOKS R3AL BIG AND UGLY11!!!11! OMG AND Y CANT I RUN AIM OUTLOK AND SURF PORN AT DA SME TIEM??!!? OMG LOL AND MAH N3TWORK IS ACTNG UP!!!! WTF AND W3 AL R TEH SAME DESKTOP!1!1! OMG

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  14. You must be new here by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Instead, because of the unnecessary limitations introduced in XPSE, Microsoft will likely be perceived as pushing an upgrade path and frustrating users.

    Isn't this in their mission statement or something?

  15. Better link by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 1
    Rather:

    http://www.apple.com/

    My bad on that .mac thing....

    1. Re:Better link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA! "Avoid Confusion" you said, and then you got confused trying to post the url for Apple! CLASSIC FANBOY!

    2. Re:Better link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see it now: "oh shzt! where is the undo key on /.?!!"

    3. Re:Better link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And it's been modded insightful!

      Who says the mac fags don't abuse the moderation system.

  16. Economics of software by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Funny how they go to the extra expense of removing features from Windows (making the code changes and testing the result isn't free), and then they charge less for the product.

    I guess they are saving money by not filling as much of the CD :)

    1. Re:Economics of software by hatrisc · · Score: 1

      well, yeah... they can spend less money making the cds. if it takes 10 minutes to make 50 cds normally, it might take 5 minutes to make 50 cds now. however, none of these will sell, so they're really just loosing money all over.

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    2. Re:Economics of software by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      They're pressing the cd's, not burning them, like all commercial cd's are. It won't make a difference in the cost of the cd.

    3. Re:Economics of software by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Because if they just decreased the price for the regular XP and sold it only in Asia, everybody would be bitching why they don't reduce the price everywhere if it's the same software. I can imagine a /. story: "YRO: OMFG software censorship!!"

    4. Re:Economics of software by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe they do do that (and not just for people in Asia, think about all those "educational discounts" on software you can get). And since software has a high capital cost with a low marginal cost, they make money doing so. Basically rich Americans are paying for the software everyone else is using.

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    5. Re:Economics of software by hatrisc · · Score: 1

      good point... i never even thought of that....

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    6. Re:Economics of software by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Basically rich Americans are paying for the software everyone else is using.

      Hey, if you don't like it, don't use it.

      Unless, of course, the company making it has a virtual monopoly in a large number of areas, leaving you with no real choice.

      Of course, MS should have been forcibly split, or at least (genuinely) forced into non-monopolistic behavior a long time ago, but, well..... they're *American* and why would the US government want to kill one of the golden geese that are making Americans rich?

      So, if you don't like it, get your government to kick MS's ass. Easy!

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    7. Re:Economics of software by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      I know we are getting a bit off topic here, but the argument that we need the government to take down MS really gets me going. The fact is we do have a choice, even if many people make the same one. I am personally running Slackware Linux, not MS. I know many others who run various Linux distributions rather than MS Windows, and many others who use Mac OS. Use the choices you have, don't just whine to the government to do what you are unwilling to do.

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    8. Re:Economics of software by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I guess they are saving money by not filling as much of the CD

      No, the new features require extra code. They had to expand it to a 2-CD set to install :)

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    9. Re:Economics of software by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      If you are a computer expert (relatively speaking) *and* you do not realistically have to do business with all the MS-using people, that's true. Unfortunately, support for "consumer" OSs is totally skewed towards Windows, which I do not believe indicates that everyone prefers Windows. Nor do I believe that MS's dominance in a large number of IT business markets (not all, but many) is the result of free choice.

      Of course, you could argue that, criminality aside, any company's dominance is the result of "free" business decisions by consumers; this assumes that you think that (eg) monopolies are acceptable if they have been acquired by "legitimate" means. I don't buy this.

      One reason for large companies' dominance is the misuse and exploitation of legal systems (i.e. they do something that should go against them in court, but they rely on the fact that it would be ruinously expensive for their smaller competitors). This is a flaw with various legal systems. It might be argued that a businesses exist to make money any way they can, and exploiting the flaw is what business "will do".

      My argument is that, if business wish to justify their actions in such amoral light, then they should not expect sympathy for their plight when governments 'fix' the system that lets them get away with this.

      Either business gets human privileges, and is expected to have human responsibilities, or it is treated as a mindless money-making entity, and the human consequences of action against it are not considered.

      Thus, if a company with your pension funds invested acts in an unacceptable manner, you can either ensure that it acts responsibly, or you can vote for it to be run as a faceless business, and tough shit if it is sued out of existence by a hostile community.

      I like to think of business as an ox. It would not be constructive to tether the ox to a post with a yard-long rope and leave it there. But it is equally stupid to let the ox run where it likes, when it likes, kicking over fences and goring people. In such cases, the ox should be shot; but the best solution is to keep it under control and use it to plough your field.

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    10. Re:Economics of software by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "If you are a computer expert (relatively speaking) *and* you do not realistically have to do business with all the MS-using people, that's true."

      So you have to be a computer expert to use a Mac? I know some who would disagree with that.

      "Unfortunately, support for "consumer" OSs is totally skewed towards Windows, which I do not believe indicates that everyone prefers Windows."

      No, it indicates that the majority of those needing consumer OSs have chosen to purchase a computer running MS Windows.
      There are many reasons why someone would choose Windows as their operating system, just as there are many reasons to choose an alternative. I'm just asking to let the consumer make their own choice.

      "One reason for large companies' dominance is the misuse and exploitation of legal systems (i.e. they do something that should go against them in court, but they rely on the fact that it would be ruinously expensive for their smaller competitors)."

      I seem to remember some sort of massive lawsuit filed against MS in recent years...

      "My argument is that, if business wish to justify their actions in such amoral light, then they should not expect sympathy for their plight"

      I'm not asking for sympathy for them, I'm just asking to stop asking the government to tear them apart just because they made an operating system that the average customer prefers over Mac OS or Linux.

      "I like to think of business as an ox. It would not be constructive to tether the ox to a post with a yard-long rope and leave it there. But it is equally stupid to let the ox run where it likes, when it likes, kicking over fences and goring people. In such cases, the ox should be shot; but the best solution is to keep it under control and use it to plough your field."

      My problem with that analogy is that in the case of the ox you only take in account your own interests. Sure those interests may on occasion be the same interests as the ox's (if he starves to death you can't plow your fields) and if you are an animal lover you may on occasion make a nomimal attempt to honor it's interests, but in general you treat the ox as a tool to fullfill your own needs.
      In a corporation, those within the corporation have interests that must be honored. They may be employees, they may be investors, but they have interests which need to be honored as ends in themselves. And even the customers are more diverse. Yeah, you and I may like it more if certain tools were less integrated within the OS. But grandma may prefer an easy to use consistent operating system that doesn't require spending hours configuring to get it right. If we force the government to split up MS, then that could make it harder for grandma to use. Why should our interests overwhelm grandma's?

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    11. Re:Economics of software by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      So you have to be a computer expert to use a Mac?

      The Mac has a small niche and nothing like the support of Windows.

      No, it indicates that the majority of those needing consumer OSs have chosen to purchase a computer running MS Windows. There are many reasons why someone would choose Windows as their operating system, just as there are many reasons to choose an alternative.

      Yes; and one good reason to use Windows is that it receives the bulk of mainstream support, with the niche Mac a poor second. Linux is still not a consumer OS IMHO.

      Yeah, people have a "choice". Realistically, if they don't want to be marginalised, they'll use Windows XP.

      I seem to remember some sort of massive lawsuit filed against MS in recent years...

      Can't say I remember anything worthwhile being done as a result of the MS cases.(By 'worthwhile', I mean actually likely to force MS to change its behavior).

      they made an operating system that the average customer prefers over Mac OS or Linux

      'Prefer'? Bullshit.

      Yes, they 'prefer' to choose the OS that receives the vast bulk of mainstream (end-user) support. Why? Is it because Windows is better, or because it has a monopoly position? Everyone uses Windows, therefore it gets more support, therefore everyone uses Windows...

      'Prefers' because it comes with all the useful stuff that plays (e.g.) Windows Media nicely integrated? Oh, hang on... people like WM built-in because so many websites use it because.... MS bundled it with the OS!
      It's a circular argument until you accept that MS's integration of the features came *before* people were "wanted" that sort of stuff.

      And here's another thing. The fact that people 'prefer' it points to the lack of real choice, not Windows' inherent brilliance. MS's monopoly position means, inevitably, that alternate OSs which might otherwise have done quite well (i.e. where people genuinely would have 'preferred' them on their own merits) did not stand a chance. Which OSs? BeOS? Perhaps.

      Or, more importantly, we'll never know, because they were never even conceived, let alone born, in an environment where they would not have stood a fair chance.

      The ox analogy, IMHO, was decent, but not perfect. In particular, it *did* treat the ox as a tool, as the ox represented faceless, dehumanised business.

      Of course you treat it well and keep it happy, within reason; otherwise it will die or underperform. But make no mistake, if business wish to justify their actions as entities whose job it is to maximise profit, then there is no reason that anyone else should feel obliged to treat them as anything more than productivity machines. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

      Employees? We all know that businesses would justify layoffs by saying they have to maximise profit, or cut losses ("our job is to make money"). We're back to those soulless productivity machines again.

      Yeah, you and I may like it more if certain tools were less integrated within the OS. But grandma may prefer an easy to use consistent operating system

      This is a "Somone think of the children!" defence (grandma fills the same niche here). Anything that makes something Harder For Grandma To Use is A Bad Thing. Right?

      Guess what? If Windows is the only choice available, then, yeah, it's a problem trying to get it to fit Grandma *and* more advanced end-users. But Windows is The One Choice here, so it has to suit everyone. Wouldn't it be great if there was more choice, so grandma could buy a pre-configged OS *and* we could buy something more flexible; without either of us being marginalised?

      But that's not the problem; the problem is that MS have put themselves in a monopoly position; partly, they exploit this to foist proprietery technologies on people, and partly, they use it simply to get people to use their (integrated) software rather than someone else's (non-integrated) software. And it's not "free" if ever

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    12. Re:Economics of software by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "The Mac has a small niche and nothing like the support of Windows."

      You know how much I hate it when you don't answer the question.

      "Yes; and one good reason to use Windows is that it receives the bulk of mainstream support, with the niche Mac a poor second. Linux is still not a consumer OS IMHO."

      So Windows is chosen because of benefits from using the most popular OS family? Imagine what would happen if no OS were able to reach that level.

      "Can't say I remember anything worthwhile being done as a result of the MS cases."

      Regardless, it counters you assertion that large companies like MS avoid lawsuits.

      "'Prefers' because it comes with all the useful stuff that plays (e.g.) Windows Media nicely integrated? Oh, hang on... people like WM built-in because so many websites use it because.... MS bundled it with the OS!"

      No, many people just like having tools bundled with their operating system so they don't have to spend hours installing stuff and configuring it. Believe it or not, not all of the world is full of nerds.

      "In particular, it *did* treat the ox as a tool, as the ox represented faceless, dehumanised business."

      But the problem, in case you missed it, is that corporations are not mere tools. There are people invested in them who must be taken as ends in themselves.

      "Employees? We all know that businesses would justify layoffs by saying they have to maximise profit, or cut losses ("our job is to make money")."

      Yeah, hence why the employee's interests are tied to the corporation.

      "This is a "Somone think of the children!" defence (grandma fills the same niche here)."

      Please, it is clear to anyone with half a brain that I used 'grandma' to represent someone who is not familiar with computers, not as an emotional plea. But if there is too much of an emotional connotation to the word grandma for you that you are unable to argue against it, feel free to substitute it with someone else who has little knowledge of computers.

      "Wouldn't it be great if there was more choice, so grandma could buy a pre-configged OS *and* we could buy something more flexible; without either of us being marginalised?"

      You want it both ways. You want the advantages of having a popular OS and having one customized for you. Guess what? You can't have that.

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    13. Re:Economics of software by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      You know how much I hate it when you don't answer the question.

      Don't be a smartass. Your question ("So you have to be a computer expert to use a Mac?") was blatantly rhetorical.

      So Windows is chosen because of benefits from using the most popular OS family? Imagine what would happen if no OS were able to reach that level.

      *What*, exactly?

      You vaguely hint at nasty things happening, but don't elaborate much.

      And who's to say that the cake remains a fixed size? More choice in the OS market *might* result in growth if it opened up new markets.

      Regardless, it counters you assertion that large companies like MS avoid lawsuits.

      I said no such thing.

      Here's the part I believe you are attempting to refer to:- " Of course, MS should have been forcibly split, or at least (genuinely) forced into non-monopolistic behavior a long time ago, but, well..... they're *American* and why would the US government want to kill one of the golden geese that are making Americans rich?"

      many people just like having tools bundled with their operating system so they don't have to spend hours installing stuff and configuring it. Believe it or not, not all of the world is full of nerds.

      Lazy insult. If you'd read the posts above, you'd have seen that I explicitly omitted Linux from my list of "consumer" OSs for this reason.

      But the problem, in case you missed it, is that corporations are not mere tools. There are people invested in them who must be taken as ends in themselves.

      People investeD or people investING? I'm not nitpicking here; the first suggest employees, the second shareholders.

      I did not say that corporations are "mere tools"; I said that they sometimes acted like that when it suited them, and that if they wished to use that as justification for whatever behavior, then they can't turn round and expect to be treated at a higher level when it suited them.

      I consider employees as separate from the company in the sense that they do not (necessarily) control how it is run; they are, however, part of the country's economy. Looking after the ox pays dividends here.

      Please, it is clear to anyone with half a brain that I used 'grandma' to represent someone who is not familiar with computers

      Whoever... your argument assumes that Windows *with* bundling is somehow good for many inexperienced users.
      I've thought for a number of years that Windows was a poor fit for inexperienced users.

      "But everyone knows how to use Windows".

      No; many people know how to do a small number of simple tasks by rote, and get stuck if the smallest thing changes. They do not "know" Windows.

      You want it both ways. You want the advantages of having a popular OS and having one customized for you. Guess what? You can't have that.

      You hit the nail on the head there.

      You're right; you can't have that. You can have Windows XP Home or Professional.

      You know, it depends what you mean by "OS". Personally, I have no problem with having a standard OS; Grandma gets a version set up for home use (no developer's tools, gory details hidden behind simple interface), power users get a version with more stuff (e.g. services) included; more confusion possibly, but also more flexibility (which Grandma doesn't need anyway).

      Yes, ultimately, the more customised you want your OS, the more work you're going to have to put in to run it. However, much of this "customisation" would be at the UI level, restricting (or not) what the user can do. There is no reason that most stuff (drivers, general apps, etc) should cause a problem.

      BTW, if I can't imagine this being done with Windows, it has more to do with business politics than anything technical- I couldn't see MS releasing many versions of Windows with different versions of the interface.

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    14. Re:Economics of software by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      "But everyone knows how to use Windows".

      Replying to my own stuff here; this is not a quote from 'nwbvt', which should have been made clearer.

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  17. stay organized and reduces confusion by coso · · Score: 1

    "this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'" When we say less is more, we mean less is more. It's XP with less for the poor. Doubleplus good application three makes XP the OS you need. You have less so you don't need more. Don't tweak the registry, you filthy whore!

    1. Re:stay organized and reduces confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please use only official Microsoft RapperGest(tm) hand gestures while reciting these lines.

  18. You can always rely on Gartner.. by wfberg · · Score: 0

    Gartner is always 100%, can't fail, rigt on target when it comes to stating the blindingly obvious.

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  19. Upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how much they'll sell the upgrade, that allows you to 5 applications at once, will cost.

  20. But of course by Tirinal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    According to Microsoft, this limitation "helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion."

    Anyone willing to take bets on how many posts making bad puns about this statement will be modded insightful instead of funny?

    I love Slashdot, really. :)

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    1. Re:But of course by mkosmul · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the next version of slashcode, only three comments will be allowed for each post in order to reduce confusion among moderators.

    2. Re:But of course by bl1st3r · · Score: 1

      That's probably because moderators recognize that "Funny" moderations don't benefit karma. Which sucks. As a professional courtesy, I moderate everything that I read that is funny as "Insightful" or "Interesting" or something along those lines in the hope that if in the future, I write something funny, people will moderate me with that same idea in mind.

      It sucks crafting a nice little paragraph or two and then get karma slapped due to "Funny" not having a karma bonus. If I get 6 "Funny's" and one "Offtopic", my total karma bonus is -1. The system is broken that way, and it's up to us as users to work our way around it manually.

      -Eric

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    3. Re:But of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah I think the system is fucked too, but being bitter I just meta-mod everything unfair.

    4. Re:But of course by Ikester8 · · Score: 1

      You can have that now. Surf +5, Troll.

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    5. Re:But of course by TCM · · Score: 1

      That's what Underrated is for once the post is Funny, I think.

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    6. Re:But of course by John+Courtland · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Better work of your FP skillz

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    7. Re:But of course by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      In the next version of slashcode, only three comments will be allowed for each post in order to reduce confusion among moderators.

      And each story will only be allowed to be posted 3 times, to reduce confusion among editors...

  21. SHILL ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am getting kind of sick of this...

    1. Re:SHILL ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here!
      Welcome to the wonderful world of marketing my friend.

  22. (removed) "support for local area networks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laughable. Suggested headline: Microsoft turns its flagship product into another "Microsoft Bob".

  23. Includes SP2? by cyklo · · Score: 1

    If it includes SP2, I assume it's fundamentally the same OS with bolted on restrictions.
    Next thing you know, GM will release car for £2000 less but with all gears above 2nd glued up.

    1. Re:Includes SP2? by heffrey · · Score: 1

      I think this is how cars with 4 gears instead of 5 are actually made isn't it?

  24. *LOL* My Rant Follows... by digital+photo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A "starter" edition that only lets you run 3 apps while crippling the network features? Are they , MS, trying to encourage people to rip off their software or run off to the competition in droves!?

    Why even bother producing something as crappy as this and then market it to a region of the world where there is already full access to the full version!?

    At this point, I wouldn't even look at the price of the software. Why _pay_ for a crippled operating system that all of your software depends on when you can _pay_ for a fully functional operating system or just get one free ala Linux/BSD/etc?

    What's next? A lower priced version of windows that has more bugs and security holes in it? What will that be called? Windows: Security Lite. Less security and more bugs to not confuse the virii and worms out there. Should probably even have a startup logo to the effect of "You're Screwed".

    I'm just flabbergasted that the carp keeps coming out of that company...

    *shakes head* I pray that they don't EVER get into the weapons business.... ~ you didn't pay your licensing fees, so your missle defense system will be down for the next 12 hours while we sort this out... btw, we'll be notifying our foreign shareholders of this...unless you would be willing to pay a maintenance fee while you wait for your license payment to clear....~

    1. Re:*LOL* My Rant Follows... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Well with Windows XP Home Upgrade costing nearly 100 dollars this might be useful for schools and the like, but why wouldn't microsoft just donate copies of its more prestigious operating system? Likely they will be found a monopoly in Japan and elsewhere and will have to do the litgataion dance they did they in the EU and in the states all over again.

    2. Re:*LOL* My Rant Follows... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Why even bother producing something as crappy as this and then market it to a region of the world where there is already full access to the full version!?

      Here's a thought. Their anti-piracy brigade will get a lot more sympathy, both judicial and public, if they can point to a cheaper version of the OS.

      Consider the following theoretical courtroom scene two months ago:

      MS: Your honour, the defendant has been using pirated copies of Windows, contrary to all these laws...
      Defendant: Be reasonable, sir! How am I supposed to afford the OS when it costs a month's salary?!
      Judge: Good point. Get out of here, Microsoft.

      And now?

      MS: Your honour, the defendant has been using pirated copies of Windows, contrary to all these laws...
      Defendant: Be reasonable, sir! How am I supposed to afford the OS when it costs a month's salary?!
      MS: Your honour, we provide a cheaper version for people in the defendants position.
      Judge: You do? Well, then I find the defendant guilty. You are sentenced to a fine of (whatever).

      Who wants to bet that we'll see the Microsoft Anti-Piracy Machine kicking off in Asia within 18 months?

    3. Re:*LOL* My Rant Follows... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      A "starter" edition that only lets you run 3 apps while crippling the network features? Are they , MS, trying to encourage people to rip off their software or run off to the competition in droves!?

      Using a naive free-market economic model (assuming no PR backlash and the like) this should not cost them any market share, since the people who want the real version of Windows and can afford it can still buy it.

      This has a fairly small risk for MS, and provides their customers an additional alternative to Linux. It's not that bad of an idea.

    4. Re:*LOL* My Rant Follows... by goodie3shoes · · Score: 1

      "I'm just flabbergasted that the carp keeps coming out of that company..." Yes, Windows is the "carp" of the OS world. Linux is the salmon, more tasty and fewer bones to pick.

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  25. Spyware by Matt+Perry · · Score: 3, Interesting
    and the Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently. According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.
    And what happens when the system is infested with spyware? Will the user not be able to run anything because spyware apps are running in the background?
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    1. Re:Spyware by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      At least then they'd notice! I'd much rather have that here than all the fools who don't understand why their computer is slow.

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    2. Re:Spyware by fatman22 · · Score: 1

      They'll come preloaded and run as services so they won't count against your application limit.

    3. Re:Spyware by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      And what happens when the system is infested with spyware?
      Ah, but Microsoft thought about this in advance. See, "numerous networking features [were] removed" is a feature, designed with the convenience and security of users in mind. With XP Starter Edition's limited networking capabilities, the system can't possibly become infested with spyware!
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    4. Re:Spyware by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good, there's nothing to spy on.

      Actually, I'm pretty sure it'd be three visible apps, not processes (malware would tend to run as a background process or service if it's smart); Windows NT and up (2K, XP) with no apps running has over two dozen processes active; just press Ctrl-Shift-Esc and count. "spoolsv", "svchost" a few times, "lsass", "services", "winlogon", "mdm", the necessary "explorer" and "System", etc.

  26. Hm. by haxor.dk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While the basic user probably doesn't need to run more than three apps at a time (say, browse the web while eding a doc in Office + having an MP3 file playing in the background), are there any bets how long it will be before there is a patch out to allow more than 3 apps open at a time? =)

    1. Re:Hm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...are there any bets how long it will be before there is a patch out to allow more than 3 apps open at a time?

      I'll put $20 on "longer than it takes the average user to get 3 pieces of spyware, thus locking out all of their real applications including the patch installer and windows update"!

    2. Re:Hm. by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting email and solitaire. Both of those are omnipresent on Windows desktops, too. Usually concurrently with the other apps you mentioned.

    3. Re:Hm. by bob65 · · Score: 1

      Probably never, because such a patch would be illegal, and if you're going to do something illegal, might as well just burn a full version of XP from your friend.

    4. Re:Hm. by bcmm · · Score: 1

      As this will only be GUI applications, not processes, maybe something like those programs which let you run normal apps in the tray will work...

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    5. Re:Hm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's bound to be someone who wants to break the 3 program limitation but doesn't want to bother reinstalling the OS...

    6. Re:Hm. by Everleet · · Score: 1
      Probably never, because such a patch would be illegal, and if you're going to do something illegal, might as well just burn a full version of XP from your friend.

      But...piracy would be illegal, and if you're going to do something illegal, might as well kill your friend and take his machine/license.

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    7. Re:Hm. by bob65 · · Score: 1
      Hm, but piracy / illegal patching would have probably the same consequences/chance of getting caught in asia (i.e. almost none), while killing your friend would probably be very hard to hide, and would result in more serious consequences.

      Plus, some friend you would be, choosing killing your friend instead of pirating software.

    8. Re:Hm. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If it really is a "Starter" edition, then I would imagine they would make it really easy to upgrade to the Home/Pro editions. But then again, it is made by Microsoft.

    9. Re:Hm. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Such a thing would not violate any US law that I know of. Things might be different in Thailand.

  27. But... by korea · · Score: 1

    Korea, for one, is full of cybercafes running legit copies of XP, SE is likely aimed at rural China. Keep in mind that this software might hit the spot for educational systems.

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  28. UOS by gcantallopsr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've just developed the Ultimate Operating System. It further reduces confusion among users by issuing a HALT instruction right after a bare minimum startup. I've successfully tested it under x86 and x86-84, and I'm looking for PowerPC 32/64 developers. GNU GPL license. Most compact kernel ever (I call it vendeko-kernel). And no problems with drivers, since it doesn't need them!

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    1. Re:UOS by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      Should've called it U-RUN-NIX (ie: 'nix' = nothing)

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    2. Re:UOS by Reziac · · Score: 1

      What buggy crap -- you forgot the "AND CATCH FIRE" part of the instruction!!

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    3. Re:UOS by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to fork the kernel. And I'll call it... sys-kernel/kamikaze-dev-kernel !

  29. 3 concurrent apps... by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    "...the Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently..."

    That'll be a couple of SSH terminal sessions and some FTPing then - enough to manage your Linux servers running some decent apps!

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    1. Re:3 concurrent apps... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > That'll be a couple of SSH terminal sessions and some FTPing then

      Actually, I'm thinking one Cygwin window containing an X session, which you
      use with X11 forwarding to display the apps running on your *nix system.
      Oh, wait, you could just use *nix then. Remind me what I want XPSE for?
      Oh, yeah, because I wouldn't want people thinking I'm a computer geek who
      uses a weird custom OS that didn't come with the computer, now would I?

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  30. Make Money by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 1

    Looks like a nice marketing technique. Sell them a cheap version of windows. Upgrades will be very simple for Microsoft. Microsoft just has to add features it already has in the standard version.

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  31. Window Already has a Concurrent Program Limit :) by johnthorensen · · Score: 1

    "Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently. According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

    Hm, so that is to say that it keeps you from starting another instead of merely crashing like the copy on my desktop?

    :-)

    -JT

  32. Only 2 applications. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Starcraft is mandatory everywhere in Asia........ KEKEKEKE OMG ZERGRUSH ^_____^

    (jk!)

    1. Re:Only 2 applications. by korea · · Score: 1
      :|

      get off my internet

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  33. Why do they cripple these versions? by foidulus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are they worried about them being re-exported? If so, they should not cripple the functionality, but cripple the languages. Make it so that all the menus text boxes etc. are only in one language(that cannot be changed). I doubt people in the US want Thai menus etc. They should still be allowed to type in other languages though.

    1. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by Grym · · Score: 1

      Are they worried about them being re-exported? If so, they should not cripple the functionality, but cripple the languages. Make it so that all the menus text boxes etc. are only in one language(that cannot be changed). I doubt people in the US want Thai menus etc. They should still be allowed to type in other languages though.

      After being an unpaid "Windows technician" for all my friends, I can navigate through the system, sometimes without even looking--let alone without reading the text. I know this for a fact, because one of my friends uses Chinese as his computer language. Given that desktop Windows generally runs on the manpower of an army of unpaid, friendly geeks, I'd suspect there are a quite number of people who can do the same.

      -Grym

    2. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by glop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No. I believe that they are worried about a class action suit adding two facts :
      a) they are a convicted monopoly in the US
      b) they would be charging a lower price for the same software on foreign markets. This would be an example of "dumping" and also a clear proof that the US stree price is an abuse of their monopoly.

      Since they cannot change a) they avoid b) by crippling the low-cost version for foreign markets. This way they can say that they are not overcharging of the product in their home country. Indeed, the only Windows version that retails for less than the standard US edition is vastly inferior.

    3. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is that many non-English speakers also don't want "Thai menus etc.". We like our operating system in English, thanks.
      Not to mention the fact that with some languages you also have to switch sides (menus on the right side of the screen, close/minimize buttons on the left), so you'll have Windows operating one way, and all non-MS apps the other. You can't force people to work like that, it's terrible.

    4. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Price discrimination.

      The crippled versions guarantee that they continue to sell almost the same number of full price versions. If they simply reduced the price across the board, they'd lose money off the Asian market who already pay at the higher price.

      Now they supplement that income with lower-margin cut rate versions, which are still profitable, and get potential future customers on the Microsoft brand.

    5. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by superyooser · · Score: 1
      they should not cripple the functionality, but cripple the languages.

      They did. It ships in only three language versions, which, if what I've read is correct, represents 6% of the world population:

      1. Thai
      2. Bahasa Malaysia (Malay)
      3. Bahasa Indonesia
      The difference between the latter two is analagous to English English and American English.
    6. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by Empty+Threats · · Score: 1

      Actually, all Windows versions are already crippled as you describe. You cannot fully internationalize Windows without the Microsoft Multilingual User Interface, which is almost totally unavailable, except to Microsoft's bosom buddies.

      This is done to prevent re-importing, even forcing some people to buy a second copy of Windows in order to run foreign software.

    7. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (b) is not an example of dumping at all. The only illegal thing involved here is when a company engages in predatory pricing, which is illegal. To do that, the company *must be selling below cost* (and not as a hook to make money off something else) -- it must really be using nonsustainable tactics. The idea is that a company in that situation is trying to drive others out of business. There is nothing illegal (under US law, at any rate) about use of price discrimination. I can charge twice regular price to every Texan that walks into my store, if I feel like doing so. I can charge half the price for a crippled Thai version of my software.

    8. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      The difference between the latter two is analagous to English English and American English.

      If that's true, it would barely merit inclusion as being separate. The difference between standardised British English and American English isn't (AFAIK) anything like (say) the difference between Cantonese and Mandarin.

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    9. Re:Why do they cripple these versions? by superyooser · · Score: 1
      I don't have personal familiarity with the languages. Here are my sources:
  34. PCJr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Microsoft would do well to learn from IBM's mistakes (PCJr) as well as IBM's successes (FUD).

    3 Apps? "That's just stupid", as Dib would say. Linux cannot fail to win a "desktop readiness" comparison with such an abysmal product! Hell, my 1990 Amiga would win such a comparison!

    1. Re:PCJr by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      Dib: Three Apps? I LIKE IT.

      Zim: No, Dib, Three Apps is bad. BAD.

      Dib: I like it.

      * Dib runs into Ballmer and falls over

      Dib: The angry monkey hurt me. I LIKE IT.

      Zim: Ugh. That monkey.

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  35. A lame analogy .... by shri · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having just one working leg is better than two.. because it prevents you from running around indiscriminately and falling over and getting run over.

    Clue: Let the admins and users figure it out .. some might just need one application... some might need 20. Not everyone's mentally handicapped u know.

  36. Now this is funny from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ pays HP and Dell to display stuff like these

    'Dell/HP recommends windoze XP' even it sucks as desktop.

    Appartment threading is still there .

    Windoze just a glorified DOS.

    1. Re:Now this is funny from M$ by GregChant · · Score: 1

      From my parents' home in Wyoming, I stab at thee Mr. Gates!

  37. Restriction of movement means clarity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or in other words: FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

    1. Re:Restriction of movement means clarity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have always been at war with linuxasia!

  38. Three? We should be so lucky... by Soulfader · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe it's targeted at those people still hanging on to WinME, which was lucky to run ONE app at a time...

  39. Gotta love marketing.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 1

    According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion

    That reminds me of a Logitech wireless mouse I just bought. The outside of the package said in bold letters "Power Saving On/Off Switch". Seems Microsoft marketing is doing the same thing.

    1. Re:Gotta love marketing.... by argent · · Score: 1

      "Power Saving On/Off Switch"

      Sounds like a joke, but I have actually seen wireless mice where as near as I could figure the only way to turn them off is to remove the batteries or leave them out of the charger until they go flat. An "off" switch really is a feature.

    2. Re:Gotta love marketing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got one of those crappy style mice, although if you even leave it off the charger for one night it will go flat some time during the next day.

  40. You gotta wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if Microsoft actually believes their own press.

    According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'

    It is kind of obvious that Gartner does!

    [from the linked Gartner article]
    Microsoft should be commended for its efforts in simplification for first-time users.

    Yeah, riiiight! On both counts!

  41. How do you enforce 3 apps? by wamatt · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I really love to know. And how do you classify an app? Is your virus scanner running in the background an app?

    Am I missing something here, or is this some sort of elaborate joke?

    1. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by cpu_fusion · · Score: 1
      > Am I missing something here, or is this some sort of elaborate joke?

      Well, it is Microsoft Windows ...

    2. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by MinimeMongo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In Windows Task Manager, there is a tab for Applications. It shows the apps that are currently running. It doesn't show my virus scanner, software firewall, or spyware monitor. These are shown as processes. I would assume Windows Starter only limits the user to three items in the applications tab. You can probably run as many processes as your RAM allows.

    3. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by sulli · · Score: 1
      Is your virus scanner running in the background an app?

      Not sure, but the virus running in the background definitely is!

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    4. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Up until you try to open it's configuration dialog while already running 3 apps. That dialog might be considered an app. Norton AV's config window does how up as an app. I have to wonder if the AV's warning dialogs will be refused in such a situation too...

    5. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by wamatt · · Score: 1

      Lol good point! Wonder what happens when you have 3 spyware apps running.. no more room to load up Spybot S+D. :)

    6. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would be a great exploit...

    7. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by adamruck · · Score: 1

      probably your classic apps(word excel etc etc) plus any exe file or windows scripting file that did not come native with install

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    8. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 3 processes will be allowed to create 'overlapped' windows(overlapped windows are the normal "standard" windows that you see).

      I dont think they would limit the number of processes, though, because then windows wont even start!

    9. Re:How do you enforce 3 apps? by dillee1 · · Score: 1

      Thats exactly what I am puzzling now.
      Obviously that can't meant 3 total processes, even without counting processes running as SYSTEM. Windows itself can't load properly with only 3 user processes allowed.
      It cannot be 3 application windows as well. Many programs have more than 1 window while running.
      The limitation thus probably means "max 3 windows drawing processes are allowed". Background processes are not counted. This scheme should get around the trouble stated above but it still have loophole: How about someone make a "shell program" that pulls in the exe image into it own context and runs it? It still satisfies the 3-max-windows-drawing-process rule, but now the user can excute as many program as he likes, all within the same context.

  42. Nice FA by terrencefw · · Score: 2, Interesting
    OK, a short and sweet article... that says it all really except for possible outcomes.

    Far from reducing confusion, I think this release will harm Microsoft's image in the far east. Considering just how crippled this version is, $39 or whatever it's being sold for is really far too much. Hooray, a tenth of the features for only half the price. This will clearly harden their image over there as being overpriced.

    As for the three application limit being to simplify things for the users, what are they smoking? What makes them think that just because the users are first time customers, they've never used a computer before? Of course they have, with pirated copies of XP Pro, or Linux of course. This crippleware will fool nobody.

    Still, at least we can be thankful that the guys at MS still haven't got a clue how to deal with the rise of Linux and friends. I'm frankly baffled at how they came up with this idea in the first place.

    Personally, I'm all in favour of poison-pill Windows Update deliveries for unlicensed copies of Windows. I'm quite sure they've thought of that one, but quickly ruled it out because it'd end up harming their monopoly, and that's all they have to hold onto really.

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    1. Re:Nice FA by debest · · Score: 1

      Still, at least we can be thankful that the guys at MS still haven't got a clue how to deal with the rise of Linux and friends. I'm frankly baffled at how they came up with this idea in the first place.

      As others above have stated, this is, in fact, a way of dealing with Linux. They start leaning on governments and PC manufacturers selling in Asian countries about piracy issues. However, lean too hard and the same groups just might start seriously looking at using this Linux thing as an alternative. Preinstall Linux on a bunch of new PCs, users start seeing how good it is, Windows stranglehold starts to wither. A scenario that Microsoft cannot allow to happen. So they have to do what is necessary to make sure that Windows (any Windows) is priced attractively enough to continue to be preinstalled everywhere.

      Instead of undercutting their price on "genuine XP", they release the crippled version that they damned well know will be deleted and replaced with a pirated copy XP on the vast majority of PCs. And they won't care. They make some money where none was earned before, and on top of that they slow the adoption of Linux.

      Why won't the crippled OS be replaced with Linux instead of pirated XP? Simple, people generally don't like change: most folks will never take action to voluntarily make a major change (which switching to Linux from Windows most certainly is). These changes only happen for most people when it is foisted upon them by a trusted authority. The vast majority of users simply won't ever switch to Linux without being directly instructed to, or when given a substantial benefit to their bottom line. As long as some version of Windows is preinstalled on as many machines as possible, and it only costs a few bucks more than the few machines that might have Linux preinstalled, Microsoft will keep almost all of them within the hive.

      So, contrary to your point, I would say that Microsoft has actually made a stride toward dealing with Linux in a very positive (for them) way.

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  43. Never underestimate the power of MS Marketing by tisme · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I laughed at Windows ME during beta, it was the most bloated and crappy piece of junk ever... but did that stop Microsoft from selling OEM copies to manufacturers and even retail upgrades through advertising? Nope... Windows ME sold 250,000 RETAIL copies in the first four days and OEM copies were bundled with computers from most manufacturers for a long time.

    While I hope that starter edition will fail like nothing has failed before, frankly I think MS will be able to brainwash the masses once again.

    1. Re:Never underestimate the power of MS Marketing by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      windows ME, for whatever it was, was still marketable as an upgrade.

      this isn't.

      .

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    2. Re:Never underestimate the power of MS Marketing by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, these are Asian masses -- hopefully they'll be more clueful than American sheeple. It's also encouraging that most of them are used to pirating Windows, so they'll just say "hey, this is crippleware!" and go back to their old pirated copy.

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  44. No, no, no, they're right! by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Funny
    Limiting the OS to three running processes helps things IMMENSELY. For example: recently my dad asked for help installing Linux on his laptop. I got a copy of Mandrake Linux and customized the kernel thusly:

    struct ps {
    [ the usual stuff here...]
    } [3];
    Remake the package, remake the CD and off it went. Now, when he boots his laptop, here's what runs:

    1. init
    2. getty (one instance)
    3. login (which execs into bash)
    And boy, was it worth it: I no longer have to answer any questions about GNOME, mounting a USB pen drive, modem drivers. why KOffice messes up the PowerPoint presentation he's trying to read, why he can't run those funky .pif email attachments from his friends, or any of that crap.

    But hey, I know he's going to learn, and will eventually outgrow StarterLinux(tm). I've let him know that once he's got the hang of this he can $$upgrade$$ to Full-On-Whiz-Bang Linux. In fact, if he wants to send the money to me I'll even order it for him.

    1. Re:No, no, no, they're right! by opqdonut · · Score: 1

      What about keventd, kswapd and friends? You wouldn't have room for init, getty and login.

      Touche!

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  45. Dilbert by twalk · · Score: 3, Funny

    This one always sticks in my mind: "Employees will be leased and branded in order to improve morale!"

    1. Re:Dilbert by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it was "leaSHed and branded". Leased and branded only applies to Manpower outsourced people.

    2. Re:Dilbert by twalk · · Score: 1

      I was thinking leashed, but it's sunday morning, and my brain hasn't woke up yet...

    3. Re:Dilbert by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      No, I think you'll find that Manpower employees are also "leaSHed and branded", Mish Moneypenny.

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  46. Microsoft's new slogan... by Misch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Microsoft: Where don't you want to go today?"

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    1. Re:Microsoft's new slogan... by shadowmatter · · Score: 1

      Or:

      Where do you want to go today... while only making three left turns?

      - sm

  47. I really like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the title of the linked Gartner article:

    Windows XP Starter Edition Shows Good Intent, Poor Execution

    As far as I am concerned, this applies to every version of Windows!

  48. Well there's a thought by mcc · · Score: 1

    You can only have three apps concurrently? Fine, let one of them be Cygwin's X server. You can run as much crap as you want in that.

    Actually, come to think of it, wouldn't that make this restriction kind of useless? How do they limit the number of apps you can run? What if one of the three apps you ran was just a file browser that you could point at your other apps, and it would exec() them as child processes or however Windows thinks of it, thus allowing you to launch as many apps as you wanted? It seems like however they implemented it, this restriction would be very easy to circumvent.

    Getting back your support for "file and print sharing and local area networks" wouldn't be so easy though... unless you did the Cygwin thing and ran samba ^_^

    1. Re:Well there's a thought by Xshare · · Score: 1

      But each of the 3 apps is limited to 3 windows.

  49. Just look at the quote! by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just look at the quote. Microsoft originally said, "the limitations helps [those pitiful wastes of resources who use our software] stay organized and reduces confusion."

    Media kindly substituted in "[users]".

  50. Useful for TCO "analyses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now a "smart" consulting company will be able to
    show that Windows has even lower TCO.

    1. Re:Useful for TCO "analyses" by brennz · · Score: 2, Funny

      tco or tc0? :D

  51. Why not re-release DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    With only one application running it's even less confusing!

  52. Something's wrong at Gartner by argent · · Score: 1

    I'm used to Gartner producing reports that are so far removed from reality that the only conclusion I could draw was that they were mainlinking Microsoft kool-aid. But this report, while some of its logic seems out of joint, actually comes to a conclusion that makes sense.

    Is this a sign that they're moving away from being pure Microsoft cheerleaders?

  53. Damn right I don't want confusion by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    I mean, if I'm running Kazaa, BitTorrent, and IRC, that should be it. If I open more file-sharing things, I might forget what file came from where!

  54. Perhaps you /.'ers are not cynical enough by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To see the forest through the trees.

    This is not a move by MS to make Windows avaliable to those from countries with a lower purchasing power parity.

    This is a move by MS to say, "Well, we CAN blame them for pirating our XP Pro, because we did make XP (cheapo version) avaliable, and THEY, the bastards, decided to pirate XP Pro anyways."

    Good cop, Bad cop. Now they can send in the jackbooted thugs with a clean conscious, or, at least, a slightly less dismal public relations 'spin'.

    3 Apps? Please. Absurd. Ridiculous.

    MS spent far more time making sure that no one would be interested in running XcheaP, so us, in the rest of the world, wouldn't get a lightweight XP.

    Think about it--- XP, with all the cruft stripped out? And cheaper, to boot?

    Just a pedal to the medal operating system capable of running the apps I want, instead of the apps MS thinks I should be running?

    Hah. Right. Need to lay off the crack.

    Glad none of the 8 computers in my home, or the computers I maintain in the office, run windows anymore.

    Screw this nonsense. I laugh at your outrage. Between Linux/Mac OS X, I can do anything I need to do.

    Cheers,
    WhiteWolf

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    1. Re:Perhaps you /.'ers are not cynical enough by evilviper · · Score: 1
      This is a move by MS to say, "Well, we CAN blame them for pirating our XP Pro, because we did make XP (cheapo version) avaliable, and THEY, the bastards, decided to pirate XP Pro anyways."

      There is NOTHING in the world to require them to provide a reasonably alternative to copyright infringment.

      Just look at the RIAA... They were fighting P2P programs long before the first online music stores came around.

      In other words, in the modern world, having no alternative is not an excuse for not following the rules dictated by your monopoly...

      Now then, I must say, I think this is a much more straight-forward move by M$ than people think. They want to sell a low cost version of Windows, so they get a little money from official sales, rather than none at all from illegial sales. The big problem is that the cheap version might get sold overseas, and they want to make sure nobody over seas would want to buy it, rather than the expensive version...

      They're trying to play the exchange-rate game.
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  55. Why? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    Why use this over a pirated version of XP Home/Pro?

    1. Re:Why? by davidmandle · · Score: 0

      For sake of an innocent conscience, perhaps?

  56. Echoes of SCO's licensing. by zak · · Score: 1

    Well well, never expected to see _this_ sort of thing rear its ugly head again, at least on the desktop. To clarify, when buying N * SCO seats, you limit yourself to that number of sessions: your total of telnets, ftps, xdm logins and rsh sessions is N.
    Of course, this was circumvented by installing free versions of telnetd etc., which enabled our users to login however many times they wanted. Expect the same to happen with XP's Castrati Edition as well.

  57. Hopefully, this is a security measure by bastard42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, a box can only have one worm and two spyware programs? Sweet.

    User doesn't notice worm. Check.
    User is annoyed by one set up ads. Check
    User clicks yes and installs something else. Check.
    User can't run MS Office. Awesome.

    I only have to get rid of 3 things.
    Rinse and Repeat as necessary.

    Why can't we get this here. Or at least post the registry hacks so I can limit user functionality too.

    1. Re:Hopefully, this is a security measure by damiam · · Score: 1

      But how will you get rid of them? Norton, Spybot, etc., wouldn't run either.

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    2. Re:Hopefully, this is a security measure by bastard42 · · Score: 1

      But how will you get rid of them? Norton, Spybot, etc., wouldn't run either.

      Boot, hit reset, repeat. Until bad things have fs/registry corruption?

      Or, install Linux, and say it must be the new advertising scheme/Service Pack 2 you downloaded. ;>)

  58. yes! reduces confusion. by hermank · · Score: 1

    "..this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

    well, when I was developing apps in windows 3.1 days, I open at least 5 apps.

    The starter edition can REALLY reduces my confusion. The word "Linux" is blinking in my head.

  59. Let's just say... by Hapless+Hero · · Score: 1

    ..something to the effect of "If Micro$oft made cars..."

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  60. 3 applications only? by brennz · · Score: 1

    If Crippleware is limited software then what is a good name for a crippled operating system? CrippleOS doesn't sound very catchy. GimpOS? Anyone have a better term for this?

    1. Re:3 applications only? by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1

      Preventive triple-tasking? XP Stopper Edition? Eh, ok, I'll go home now.

    2. Re:3 applications only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An OS is software also.

  61. Yes, it's Newspeak, but... by JessLeah · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, MS is engaging in Orwellian doublespeak by saying that the task limitation will help people... however, they may very well be right.

    I've noticed just two "WinIdiot" patterns of task handling:

    1) Start Word. Type some stuff. Realize you want to view a Web page. QUIT WORD. Run IE. Do what you wanna do. Maybe copy and paste, if you're that Clueful. QUIT IE. Run Word. Realize you want to check your email. QUIT WORD. Run Outlook. Read email. Catch virus. QUIT OUTLOOK. Run Word...

    1) Start Word. Type some stuff. Realize you want to view a Web page. SAVE WORK. RUN IE. Do what you wanna do. Maybe copy and paste, if you're that Clueful. KEEP IE OPEN. RUN WORD AGAIN. Type some more. Realize you want to check your mail. KEEP WORD OPEN. RUN OUTLOOK. Check mail. Want to type more in Word. RUN WORD AGAIN...

    Eventually, you have a bajillion copies of Word running at once...

    Or, in other words, (1)-type people don't realize a computer CAN multitask (don't even get me started on how they don't realize stuff in the taskbar constitutes multitasking.), and (2)-type people don't realize that every time you run something, it eats up more RAM... so they end up with 12 copies of Word running at once...

    * (WinIdiot: computer-illiterate person, who runs Windows, and who doesn't even WANT to learn how to be better computer users-- sometimes, they've been using computers for 20 years, but they're still just as clueless as the day they started)

    1. Re:Yes, it's Newspeak, but... by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      I've always thought that the idea of launching a second copy of an app when the icon was clicked again was one of the dumbest things Windows can do. Are there *any* situations in which this is the preferred behavior, instead of the far more intuitive and intelligent option of finding the most recently launched copy of it and bringing it to the foreground?

    2. Re:Yes, it's Newspeak, but... by Moosechees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like to do that all the time. With some programs you can't have multiple files open at one time. Or you can't space them out on your screen the way you want them (because they're contained in the same box). Or, because it's prone to crashing, like IE, and running a totally new instance of it will prevent your new windows from crashing if the program goes down.

      I can't believe an OS -wouldn't- at least give you an option to do that somewhere just because some users are too stupid to realize how their computer works.

    3. Re:Yes, it's Newspeak, but... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      You can only have one instance of word open at a time. If you try to open another, it just pokes the running instance with some form of IPC and brings its window to the top.

    4. Re:Yes, it's Newspeak, but... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      s/some users/virtually all users/

      s/their computer works/anything even vaguely pertaining to computers, software or technology/

    5. Re:Yes, it's Newspeak, but... by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Or, in other words, (1)-type people don't realize a computer CAN multitask

      This isn't a Windows thing. At college I often saw people sitting at powerful Unix workstations with one xterm open, using the machine exactly as they'd use a dumb terminal. Sometimes they'd be logged into two adjacent machines, using them both, with one window open on each.

    6. Re:Yes, it's Newspeak, but... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      Follow these people back to their dorms. Watch what operating system they boot up on their OWN computers. (Hint hint: Windows.) There are MacIdiots who are similar to these WinIdiots.. it's just that the WinIdiots are far more prevalent, since the Windows monoculture itself is so prevalent.

  62. WTF? by sockonafish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh god, the racism...

    Microsoft to Asia: "Brown people are easily confused."

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asians are not brown. Haven't you ever seen one? Of course they aren't yellow either, but at least it's a well known description and closer to the truth than "brown".

  63. Games ? by William+Baric · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can we play games with this ? If yes then it's perfect for a dual-boot system.

    1. Re:Games ? by presearch · · Score: 1

      That's +2 insightful and probably the best use for this thing, if it's reasonably small.

    2. Re:Games ? by KingKu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, according to the Ars Technica article earlier this week, Starter Edition won't run at a resolution higher than 800 by 600 pixels, won't support Microsoft Networking, and might not even support Direct X 9.0, rendering it pretty weak for playing games.

      Of course, on the other hand, I guess it's better than nothing if you're Asia and you want to stay legal.

  64. The reasons should be obvious by CdBee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This release wasn't designed to be used.
    It was designed to be issued with computers which otherwise would have had a government-endorsed Linux system preinstalled: Something Microsoft would sink to any depths to prevent

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  65. Better link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  66. Oh, wonderful... by Epsillon · · Score: 1

    Although XPSE ships with XP Service Pack 2 installed, Microsoft has failed to address security issues, such as providing antivirus software and distributing patches and security fixes without reliance on slow, expensive connections, as well as materials educating users on security risks.

    A whole continent full of sleeping zombie machines just waiting to slow us all down. Thanks, Gates. You're a star.

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  67. Reduces confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because when people hear what a piece of shit it is, they won't be confused about whether they should buy it or just pirate the 'real' WinXP-- they'll just go right for the w4r3z purveyors.

  68. MS, encouraging piracy (nudge nudge wink wink) by argent · · Score: 1

    Are they , MS, trying to encourage people to rip off their software

    Could be. Bill Gates has always had a bee in his bonnet about piracy, but there have clearly been people at Microsoft who understood that a significant amount of the people pirating their products would be using cheaper competitor's products otherwise. Each pirated copy of Windows is one fewer copies of OS/2 or BeOS or Linux or whatever their closest-credible-competitor is.

    This is in my mind the greatest damage piracy does... when there's a single dominant product in a market, it magnifies the effect of that monopoly.

    So Microsoft may be expecting people to buy Windows XP Starter Edition and install a pirated copy of Windows XP Home instead. That way they get a bit of revenue, where there would be none, and they get actual sales figures so they can tout their market penetration, and the buyer gets a real box with a Microsoft logo on it they can show to anyone who asks.

    1. Re:MS, encouraging piracy (nudge nudge wink wink) by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to be a fanboy or anything, but could you at least mention OS X along with OS/2 and BeOS?

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    2. Re:MS, encouraging piracy (nudge nudge wink wink) by argent · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates has been a Mac fanboy for over 20 years, and I suspect he sees Apple as more "loyal opposition" than "competitor" these days. Heck, the Macintosh community is almost a free market-research and product-testing arm for the Office division.

      In terms of piracy, since Apple never productised the intel version of Rhapsody and NT/PPC was pretty much a development tool for NT 3.5, they're not even part of the equation. Pirate copies of Windows only have an indirect effect on the sales of OS X by reducing the perceived cost of Windows-capable hardware.

    3. Re:MS, encouraging piracy (nudge nudge wink wink) by arose · · Score: 2, Funny

      In a surprising move Apple users around the world have started replacing the native Mac OS X that came with their hardware with pirated versions of Windows XP. Aparently they were inpired by a comment of a certain 'mrchaotica' on the popular technology newspage slashdot.org. In unrelated news Apple support has been flooded with angry phone calls.

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    4. Re:MS, encouraging piracy (nudge nudge wink wink) by MayonakaHa · · Score: 1
      OS X can be installed in x86 machines now?

      The grandparent was talking about x86 OSs. Apple has/always will have a monopoly on their own proprietary hardware.

  69. Can I pick "stupid"? by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think the INTENT of this product was either racist or classist.

    I think the INTENT was to cripple an inexpensive version of Windows in order to preserve the profit margin on the full version.

    Now, they had a problem explaining why the crippled version was crippled without admitting the reason was the profit margin protection.

    Their spin sounds either racist or classist.

  70. Good idea. by gukin · · Score: 1

    It sounds like a good idea, I've read about companies who have moved to linux and were able to only install the minimum number of applications on a computer. In a corporate enviroment, an employee could only run three things, virus-protection, the application they're supposed to run and e-mail. It also sounds like a boon for gamers, most high-end gaming rigs only come with XP-home because gamers don't need the chaff.

    If it were available without requring registration and a reasonable price ~$30-$40, it sounds like a good alternative to linux users who occasionally want to play a game or MUST use windows for a unique application or a IE-only site.

    It makes sense to me, although I'd hate for it to be the only OS on my PC.

    1. Re:Good idea. by qiq · · Score: 1

      And what about distributing XP SE as an add-on pack with some Linux distribution (http://linspire.com/?) to run ANY Windows application?

  71. How long... by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

    ...until someone figures out what to change in the registry to the remove the 3-app limit? You'd think they would have learned not to do this after NT4 (or was it 2K?).

  72. Interesting... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    solution to web popup windows. "...and the Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently" Though not very effective. Less clutter but now it eats up all your available runable program slots on the task bar. DOH!

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  73. Nice explanation there, Microsoft by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

    OK, so Windows XP Home is confusing to use then?
    Can we expect this new clever feature in Longhorn?

    *sigh*

    Don't they even think before talking?

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    1. Re:Nice explanation there, Microsoft by ArchAngel21x · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has just left the no spin zone.

  74. darn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Darn, I got Sasser, Blaster, and Netsky running. Now I can't play the sims.

  75. Just send Kanotix (knoppix with stable debs ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This move is a sure bet to get Asian companies to start choosing Linux like Kanotix

    Bittorrent Rules

    http://kanotix.com/files/kanotix/KANOTIX-BUG-HUNTE R-07-2004-A.iso.torrent

  76. 3 Apps At A Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess all that crashing in similar instances in past releases was a "feature" after all.

    It's official: XP Lite Replaces XP Home as "most neutered OS".

  77. Just like early version of IE... by rainwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..were only used to download Netscape Navigator, this will only be used to pirate Windows XP Pro. Is the CD-burning functionality included? That would be very thoughtful of them, maybe they could just add links in the Favorites menu to popular warez sites for WinXP, since they so clearly have the consumer in mind.

  78. Re: File and print sharing by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    How likely do you think it is that it was actually removed, rather than just turned off? Considering that this just seems to me to be an anti-Linux ploy by Microsoft, I can't imagine they'd go to any more trouble than they have to. And even if they did intend for people to use this crippleware, I would think they'd rather they hack it than replace it with pirated XP Pro

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  79. Windows XP DOS Edition? by atcurtis · · Score: 4, Funny


    Why not limit it to only running 1 application at any time... that way users won't get confused at all ....

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    1. Re:Windows XP DOS Edition? by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why not limit it to only running 1 application at any time... that way users won't get confused at all ....

      [puts on flame suit]

      Hi! You must be new here!

      I'd like to introduce you to Mr. MacOS9.

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    2. Re:Windows XP DOS Edition? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Better yet, count the operating system as an application while you're at it!

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  80. http://kanotix.com/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://kanotix.com/files/kanotix/KANOTIX-BUG-HUNTE R-07-2004-A.iso.torrent

  81. The more they tighten their grip.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the more systems will slip through their fingers.

    I say PROMOTE the idiot who came up with this idea!

  82. "Starter version", bah! by WWWWolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's just one thing I've learned about these limited versions. I think it's best summarized by one Finnish proverb: "Poor people can't afford to get cheap things". Do you think it's wiser to spend a small amount of money on the "limited" version, keep limping forward with the limited set of functionality and be never able to buy the full version - or is it wiser to first a little bit more money, and spend it on the full version right away?

    Before I got Linux and its wonderful set of high-quality free tools, I was constantly in pain. Why? The stuff I needed was expensive, and demo shit or shareware stuff doesn't do anything well! Limited programs weren't option - It's unwise to buy toys when you need the real tools.

    Even the name "Starter Edition" is ridiculous. This thing is supposed to be the low-cost alternative to a real work operating system, meant to be used all the time, just like the real version. Yet, the name implies it's only a "Starter" version. Why should people buy a separate "starter" version, since it implies they need the real version anyway? How long are you going to be "starting" the computer use, anyway? Forever?

  83. priceless by flacco · · Score: 1
    According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

    this has surely resolved any confusion anyone may have had over the fact that microsoft are douchebags, and it sucks for someone else to have proprietary control over your software.

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  84. Starter Edition allows only three applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at it this way, if you are only able to run less than three applications at some point - you know you have been 0wn3d! - The simplest prognosis ever.

  85. They Should Call it Lindows by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

    Since they won the use of that name...
    I'm joking, ok...

    1. Re:They Should Call it Lindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone in Asia already calls Windows 'Rindows'.

    2. Re:They Should Call it Lindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they should call it MS Bob 2004....

    3. Re:They Should Call it Lindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth hurts... but it also heals. And it shall set you free.

  86. I know this is going to be modded flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And probably rightly so, but:

    According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'

    I can virtually hear gnome developers right now crying out eureka!
    God have mercy on us!

  87. only three? by binarybum · · Score: 4, Funny

    so let's see...

    1. Gator
    2. Casino.net
    3. Cydoor

    hey! that doesn't even leave me room to run Bonzi Buddy!

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    1. Re:only three? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the spyware companies aren't happy, because what's the use of these programs if they can't pop-up adds or you can't launch a browser??

  88. Inherently offensive by c0dedude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'

    So people in the US can handle more than 3 apps, but people in S.E. Asia can't? What a bullshit excuse for throwing out a weak piece of crap.

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    1. Re:Inherently offensive by dave420 · · Score: 1

      /. can't even get its moaning excuses straight any more. If you read the article, you can see it's not racially motivated. I mean, just read the thing, and you'll see how stupid you sound right now. sheesh.

  89. Windows Lite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like this version of windows was designed by a beer company not a software firm! Is it the beginning of fat free Windows or will it be another fat32 monster?

  90. ...and the best part is: by dracvl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It only runs in 800x600. No other resolutions. Brilliant for those LCD monitors which has a native resolution higher than that.

    1. Re:...and the best part is: by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It only runs in 800x600. No other resolutions. Brilliant for those LCD monitors which has a native resolution higher than that.

      I have to play Devil's advocate here.

      My guess is that if you can justify having an LCD instead of a dirt-cheap CRT, then this product isn't aimed at you.

      That argument relies on assuming that MS are trying to fill a genuine niche, rather than the (more plausible) alternative; that XP-SE is a political tool, which MS don't expect anyone to seriously use.

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  91. The iTunes store theory by SilentChris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of people are asking why MS is cripling this OS beyond recognition. I think it has a lot to do with iTunes.

    Apple pretty much proved that the average person will pay for the convenience of having an "official" (and also easy to download) copy of a song over a free one. Sure, people still pirate, but $100,000,000 worth of music is not chump change.

    So MS releases an OS for a few bucks. If they *didn't* cripple it, some people (think mom and pop redneck) would probably think up elaborate ways to buy it. I mean, why not: you get full support, you know the version you're getting isn't chock full of viruses, and for once you have a legitimate license.

    MS has crippled it to make it less attractive to the average US buyer, but I bet in a heartbeat if they released a version with a few more features and a similarly-low price, mom and pop redneck would buy them up.

  92. I want to know how this is enforced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the CreateProcess family of functions the one that does all the checking or is it something stupid like the explorer shell putting an upper limit on the number of PIDs active?

  93. like a fine brandy... by flacco · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...the warm glow of satisfaction spreads from my solar plexus to the extremities of my being... the knowledge that no matter how bizarrely and contrivedly the redmond monkeys dance and fling their crippled poo at the walls, it makes absolutely no difference to me.

    thank you RMS, thank you linus, thank you to all the dear, magnificent people who have changed (and are changing) the world for the better.

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  94. 3 applications concurrently ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if you ran Cygwin and Wine ?

  95. Design happens first, then marketing... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Clearly, the three application to a session limitation and lack of networking were not features designed to make the OS simpler. They are limitations put in to intentionally criple functionality as that when a user sees a "starter edition" error message, they can also be presented with "That functionality is in the Home version. Please step up by paying..."

    Three is clearly an arbitrarly chosen number based on research and testing... the marketing people were then given the number to work with and then spin it.

    1. Re:Design happens first, then marketing... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Doesn't "based on research and testing" conflict directly with the definition of arbitrary?

    2. Re:Design happens first, then marketing... by CentrX · · Score: 1

      I suppose he meant technically arbitrary, that is, there is no technical reason for it.

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  96. What a demonstration! by WarMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny


    What a demonstration! MS has to SPECIFICALLY TRY to come up with something EVEN WORSE to make XP look good by comparison.

    Pity that there isn't a trading floor for Washington state food stamp futures...

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  97. Re:3 Apps At A Time? MS BOB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Microsoft BOB took that title many years ago.

  98. Doesn't this break the Zero, One, Infinity Law? by Sir+Pallas · · Score: 1

    Three processes? Good grief! Give them four -- or even two -- but not three. It's not just a good idea; it's the Law.

  99. Re:darn, Sasser, blaster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe those are services....not apps.

  100. Less yes, fewer no by PaneerParantha · · Score: 1

    They may need less, but they don't need fewer.

  101. Torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the torrent.

  102. Wow, customized wallpapers and screensavers! by Neduz · · Score: 1

    From the microsoft site:
    Localized customization. With Windows XP Starter Edition, users can choose from country-specific wallpapers and screensavers with familiar landscapes, flags and geography-specific traditional designs.
    That's fantastic, if I were Asian that is what would persuate me! Who cares you can only run 3 apps at a time if the wallpaper is showing a familiar landscape?

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  103. allows only three applications to be run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fuck?!

  104. History repeats itself! by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

    One would think that Microsoft would *avoid* repeating the Windows ME debacle.

    Nope, they embraced it.

    Viva Microsoft XP-ME! ;)

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  105. Does this include System Tray Stuff? by ToAllPointsWest · · Score: 1

    If this 3 app "limit" includes system tray items I get the feeling users will have a hard time getting their systems to boot let alone use. On the other hand, this is yet another opportunity for the Linux camp to shine. Time to get it's marketing improved

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  106. Re:No, I'm New Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I notice the last 24 of your 110 comments are exactly the same as this one, I'm not a subscriber but I presume the other 96 are the same. Doesn't it get a bit boring posting this all the time? Or are you a wonderful feat of perl scripting?

  107. I wonder if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this 'Starter' version will have the same shitty security/stability and ease of cracking/compromise that WindowsXP has. If this starter version is built by the same people who built the XP versions, it's a very good chance that this starter version will serve only to continue to allow script kiddies and crackers in hacking into systems, causing trouble, and continuing to provide the world with quality viruses/worms/trojans/spyware/malware products.

    Maybe someday the people who are using the Microsoft OS's will open their eyes and realise that the Windows OS's are bad for the user as well as the internet society as a whole.

    Even thought this is the truth, and some people refuse to accept the truth, I have a feeling it will be modded down and will attract lots of negetive replies from those who do not really know what is happening in the OS news.

  108. hmm by jdkane · · Score: 1

    Linux for free, or a crippled MS OS for $xx.xx? I don't think Microsoft is competing well on the price point.

  109. mmmm.... design conference by phyruxus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Lead dev: Guys, Angela, we're got to get this XP Starter Edition finished. Where do we stand?

    Dev A: We're on target with everything except the usual... the numerous bugs

    Lead dev: Features, call them features..

    Dev A: --features, we couldn't adapt are a security haz- er, configuration issue.

    Lead dev: Okay, noted. Siramanthar?

    Dev B: Marketing says the configuration issues will not greatly impede sales. But like all our releases, it leaks memory like a sieve. I've spent the last thirty straight days staring at teh debugger... it's just too arcane. The original code was written under the influence of a beer whose like I have not yet tasted.

    Lead dev: About that; I've got a solution from above, but it's not pretty. (developers eye each other uneasily.) We're going to limit the user to running only three programs at a time.

    Dev C: Isn't that throwing the baby out with the bathwater?

    Dev A: Won't our users laugh at us?

    Dev B: I don't even want to think about what slashdot will say about this....

    Lead dev: People, this is direct from the central Hive. We have no choice. Besides, it worked for the celeron. Now, Make Your Time. *clap*

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  110. How would it decide what's an application? by idealego · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is your firewall an application? Is your antivirus an application? Is your volume control an application? Are the several IM's that some people run applications? I have tons of little icons for programs that are running like these but I wouldn't really call most of them applications. I have no idea how the OS is able to tell the difference.

    1. Re:How would it decide what's an application? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to bet anything showing up in the task manager qualifies as an appication, while any services do not qualify. MS could possibly allow most MS apps by default no matter how many.

  111. Zombie Breeding Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Dunno how they'll enforce the "three application" rule. If you loaded Norton's Antivirus, Zonealarm, and Adaware, you're screwed if you wanted to use Office. Obviously, there will be ways around that. It likely halts one of the other processes, so if Norton's or Zonealarm is stopped, it may make the machine even less secure.

    I need to know more about the implementation of this "feature", but from the few ways I can think of, it sounds like a Zombie Breeding Ground...

  112. Re:avoid confusion now: Pay WAY to much... by cgsamurai · · Score: 0

    http://www.mac.com/

  113. The best OS on the planet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a fast, powerful, free, and aesthetically pleasing operating system, that can do much more than WindowsXP could ever hope to do, without being enslaved by a ridiculous Licensing scheme.

    Download it now at Mandrakelinux.com

    You'll thank yourself later =)

  114. I'm waiting for.. by Rinikusu · · Score: 1, Troll

    Microsoft Windows "OFF" edition:

    Benefits: Can only be run when the machine is turned off.

    A Microsoft spokesman is quoted as saying the limitation is immensely useful for getting obese Americans outside and doing something besides fucking around on the internet.

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  115. Deja vu all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Does anyone remember when some ancient OS was also limited to permitting only a few apps to run concurrently?

    In order to get more to run at the same time, the mark--that is, the "customer", had to pay something like another three or four times the price of the OS to allow running up to ten concurrent apps, plus an hefty annual service fee. There were several levels, each permitting more apps to run with the payment of higher fees.

    The purpose of this was, of course, revenue enhancement. However, this particular company sold very few licenses and soon went out of business.

    It seems microsoft has decided to implement the same revenue enhancement scheme. The limited versions will eventually replace the unlimited versions of XP or whatever it will be called in the future and then one will have to pay a lot more for getting more apps to run at the same time.

    There is no chance that microsoft will suffer the same fate as that ancient company. It has assured that almost everyone is hooked, addicted to it's stuff so it can afford to once again put the screws to it's "customers".

  116. i think you misspelled... by vena · · Score: 1

    "Retarded"

  117. Just Three Applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    And just what is considered an application? A window (Excel opens a separate window for each file open), or an executable image? Heck, I've got more than three apps running minimized in my taskbar (antivirus, IM, firewall, dnetc, UPS monitor, and so on)... I don't really see how they could limit the number of running apps -- if you limit it to just three processes running in user space, then the computer is basically worthless...

  118. Goal: stop increasing GNU/Linux awareness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This new price scheme gets them back into the OEM playfield, so manufacturers can continue selling MS Windows instead of any GNU/Linux distro in their new PCs.
    This will stop the increasing GNU/Linux awareness among non-tech people.

  119. Price Discrimination and Piracy by dedoleo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Starter Edition sounds like a great example of legal price discrimination and turning a blind eye to piracy. Starter edition isn't exactly price discrimination. Price discrimination is when I charge a rich person $20 for a hamburger and a poor person $2 for the same hamburger, even though the hamburger cost me $1 to make. Why? Because I want all the money I can get from each person who can afford to pay. This is illegal. Starter Edition is not the same as Home or Professional, so it's not price discrimination, but the principal seems to be the same. Here's where the piracy comes in. Many people in California drive over the 65 speed limit on the freeway. In fact, you'll probably get honked at if you don't. You can even drive next to a cop at 75 with no problem. It's the unwritten law and what is expected. Publicly, Microsoft hates piracy, but to an extent, I believe they silently condone it. Here's why, and I'll use Adobe as an example. Some high school is playing with a pirated version of Adobe Photoshop at home. He can't afford Photoshop and none of his work is for profit or being sold. Adobe loses no money by his use of their product. Now, let's say he gets really good at Photoshop and some day goes pro. Either he, or his company, is going to buy Photoshop for him to use because 1) now he (or the company) has the money to make the purchase, and 2) it's the product that he knows. If he couldn't have pirated Photoshop back when he was a kid, he probably would have ended up using someone elses product and getting good at that. So, this type or piracy, though still illegal, is beneficial to Adobe. The real pirates they're trying to stop are the ones selling mass copies of their product. So this brings me to two, not necessarily exclusive, conclusions on Starter Edition. One) Starter Edition is a legal method similar to price discrimination to get any money possible from the Thais. Two) Starter Edition is a way to milk money from the piracy issue. People may buy this cheap OS instead of using Linux or pirating (because it's affordable). Then, having gained experience on the OS (similar to the high school kid with Photoshop) they will be more compelled to shell out for the full version than to switch to something they aren't accustomed to such as Linux. I feel the three application limit is not for simplicity, but to encourage an upgrade once the user gets used to Windows. An insightful poster earlier pointed out something good I hadn't considered that is relevant to piracy: This may simply be a Microsoft "tax" assuming that new computers come preloaded with Starter Edition. Even though the user is expected to install a pirated version of Windows anyway, they still payed a small increase for the system to be preloaded with Starter Edition.

    1. Re:Price Discrimination and Piracy by JayJayEm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since when is price discrimination illegal?

      You might want to let people like all the large cinema chains know who charge less for a ticket for a student, child or OAP even though that ticket gives them access to exactly the same product, which costs the cinema exactly the same to "produce".

      Price discrimination tends to assist the poorer consumer - if cinemas were unable to discriminate between students and adults the catch-all price would likely be unpalatably high for students.

      However, as you do rightly point out this is all irrelevant because Starter Edition is NOT an example of price discrimination - it is an entirely different (crippled) product.

    2. Re:Price Discrimination and Piracy by dekeji · · Score: 1

      Price discrimination is when I charge a rich person $20 for a hamburger and a poor person $2 for the same hamburger, even though the hamburger cost me $1 to make. Why? Because I want all the money I can get from each person who can afford to pay.

      It may or may not be illegal to look at your customer and charge a price based on what you see, but it is certainly not illegal to come up with different versions of a product: a garish "low-end" version targetted at youth and a sleek "high-end" version targetted at business users, both of which work similarly and cost the same to produce. A lot of modern corporate profitmaking is based on just that approach.

      Of course, that kind of pricing is a market inefficiency: lack of information on the part of users, monopoly rents, you name it. In this case, however, Linux presents the solution: it gives you an uncrippled $0 alternative to Windows XP Starter Edition.

      But, hey, I have to say: if Microsoft started selling "starter edition" in the US, I'd buy it next time instead of Windows XP Home Edition; after all, the only use I have for Windows is occasionally running some proprietary software or a game, and for that "starter edition" is sufficient.

    3. Re:Price Discrimination and Piracy by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Price discrimination is only illegal when connected with other forms of discrimination - racial, gender, etc. If I am selling something, I can charge anyone anything I wish (assuming non monopoly status). However, if the buyer is part of a protected class, more rules apply, and I cannot charge different prices based on certain criteria - again, race, gender, etc. But charging a different price based solely on other traits is wholly legal.

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    4. Re:Price Discrimination and Piracy by jpetts · · Score: 1

      The above post was written on release 2 of XP Starter Edition: the one that doesn't support the return key...

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    5. Re:Price Discrimination and Piracy by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Since when is price discrimination illegal?

      It's not, and the original poster NEVER SAID IT WAS.

      Read his FIRST FREAKIN' SENTENCE:

      Starter Edition sounds like a great example of legal price discrimination and turning a blind eye to piracy.

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    6. Re:Price Discrimination and Piracy by radish · · Score: 1

      Read it yourself:

      Price discrimination is when I charge a rich person $20 for a hamburger and a poor person $2 for the same hamburger, even though the hamburger cost me $1 to make. Why? Because I want all the money I can get from each person who can afford to pay. This is illegal

      Which is exactly the same as the movie theater charging different amounts for the same ticket, so it clearly isn't illegal, so the very basis of the OP's argument is wrong. As is yours.

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    7. Re:Price Discrimination and Piracy by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      I hadn't thought of the movie ticket idea. The first one that came to my mind was airplane tickets. Check the ticket prices paid by the people in coach. You may not find two people on there who paid the same price for their tickets.
      "You're a frequent flyer? You paid $XXX"
      "You planned ahead and bought these 3 months in advance? You paid $XXX"
      "This is a last minute trip and you bought these last night? You got screwed and had to pay $XXX."

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  120. I'm confused... by topynate · · Score: 1

    Why are Microsoft trying to sell a demo?

  121. Yes, considering... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... they can't split IE off, it's funny how they can restrict the number of apps running. Very strange...

  122. reminds me of.... by zogger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the concept of the "training bra". A whole lotta something to try and cover a whole lotta nuthin......

  123. Hey.. this is a good think... by TheBoostedBrain · · Score: 1

    If it is sold worldwide, we won't have to pay for a full windows licence on a new dell laptop anymore. Last time i bought a laptop I installed Linux before loading windows for the first time (you know.. that anoying "press any key if you agree the licence" screen)

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  124. Uhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far, zero, except for the one you posted?

  125. Maybe not so wrong after all by Lispy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find this offer as inacceptable as the rest of the Slshdot crowd, but wouldn't it be possible that Microsoft knows it's market? I bet they made extensive research in Asia and it turned out that most people will be satisfied with an operating system as crippled as this. I am not really sure if I wouldn't try it if I was really short on money but wanted to run my favourite games or office app.

    Maybe Linux might be 10 times more powerful but some people just like to use Word and IE? Maybe not everyone needs network because there is no broadband or LAN-Party around?

    I know it sounds totally insane to us but maybe not so much to your mother or a thai. And don't forget that dealing with free operatingsystems still takes some time for a newbie, WinXP is commonly known...

    1. Re:Maybe not so wrong after all by saiha · · Score: 1

      Yeah you know those asian people, they aren't that bright so we better dumb down and cripple our software so they wont be "confused"
      /sarcasm>

    2. Re:Maybe not so wrong after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like when the released Microsoft Bob...

    3. Re:Maybe not so wrong after all by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      I find this offer as inacceptable as the rest of the Slshdot crowd, but wouldn't it be possible that Microsoft knows it's market? I bet they made extensive research in Asia and it turned out that most people will be satisfied with an operating system as crippled as this.

      Once you get used to computers and the Internet, you learn more and you start demanding more. I can imagine people switching to Linux or some other proper OS when they hit the limitations of XPSE.

      I know it sounds totally insane to us but maybe not so much to your mother or a thai.

      Sounds like racism to me.

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    4. Re:Maybe not so wrong after all by ^DA · · Score: 0

      Correct me if i'm wrong here but isn't this XP- Lite version a result of Linux getting too popular in Asia? If this is the case then clearly the users dont mind having a real OS and aren't as easily confused as M$ thinks :)

    5. Re:Maybe not so wrong after all by digitalvengeance · · Score: 1

      I bet they made extensive research in Asia and it turned out that most people will be satisfied with an operating system as crippled as this

      The question is: does the typical user know what they will be satisfied with? If I asked my average user how many concurrent processed they'd need to run, they'd be clueless. Though MS's marketing drones could make the question softer - that doesn't make the end user any more likely to give a valid or correct response. Polling data is only useful when the respondents understand the questions they are being asked.

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  126. Such a great idea! by nightgrave · · Score: 0

    What a great way to sell your products! Continually call your customers stupid, which lowers their self-esteem, thus making them really start thinking they ARE stupid, forcing them to buy your product.

  127. COMPLAINT by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    uhh... your OS crashes on startup :/

    1. Re:COMPLAINT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yeah. That *was* the point of the joke.

  128. 3 Process Limit does NOT matter by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Someone will just write a program called "Launcher" which starts every program as a sub-process of itself. It will have it's own built-in scheduler, which will probably be better than Microsoft's.

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  129. Anyone wanna guess? by Baka_kun · · Score: 0

    how long it will take someone to crack the edition, restoring full functionality, and cross referensing diffrences in code to find out what does what?

  130. You want Windows SP2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey we are trying to test our server, and where better to advertise then on slashdot. we want as many powople as possible to download the new XP SP2 from ftp://rommie.ziaspace.com/pub/windows/WindowsXP-KB 835935-SP2-ENU.exe
    since misrosoft is limiting the downloads.

  131. Lovely by dtfinch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you make something worthless, even free would be too expensive.

    They say "we'll sell you less for less". But that's not a great offer if they can get more for less elsewhere. They need to put more value in their products. Say, make XP Home and Pro better and make XP Starter what XP Home was.

    Businesses don't buy licenses from Red Hat at $3k per server because Linux is cheap.

    After enough times trying to run 4 apps at once, I'm betting that Linux is going to look really attractive to anyone who shells out the $4 needed to purchase XPSE. They already spent $100 or more on the system, so they'll want to get as much out of that investment as possible, and the cost of XPSE will far exceed the $4 price. I doubt that XPSE will let you make a 4 headed system, with one cheap pc connected to 4 cheap monitors, keyboards, and mice.

    There is exactly one case I can think of where someone will want XPSE, and that's to run Windows games, unless they put in something to prevent dual boot.

  132. Not a Problem for MS. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    so while this verison is suppose to stop piracy, it's only encouraging it even more.

    This isn't a problem for MS. Their real intent is to prevent users from getting PCs with Linux installed by default. Users that get Linux installed by default might just realize that it's better than (or at least as good as) Windows and keep it.

    On the other hand, users who've never seen anything else will be more likely to just replace the hobbled version with a pirated version of Wintendos and, thus, keep the MS monopoly healthy.

    If a reasonably large minority of Taiwanese people/organizations were to start using Linux on a regular basis, this might start "The Domino Effect" (as per cold war thinking).

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    1. Re:Not a Problem for MS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, a Linux and MS user, the real reason for using MS Windows AT ALL, is the complete lack of software available for Linux. I would PAY to have the software I needed, but it just isn't there.

      I am sure this is the REAL reason so many other organisations dont rush out and move to Linux so willingly. And that problem will exist in every country and language.

      As a graphic designer the problem is even worse, since graphics software it seems is the least developed in Linux, (clunky GIMP is only one example and still NO WHERE NEAR as powerful as Photoshop). When the major graphics software manufacturers (Maxon, Eovia, Adobe, Macromedia, Corel [they started at least] etc...) release Linux ports of their wares THEN I will gladly move over to Linux and never look back.

      Until then it is virtually impossible for me to make that move.

  133. In related news.. by Quo_R · · Score: 1

    Microsoft changes it business model for Microsoft Windows to crippleware.

  134. Advertising Shortcomings by Shinglor · · Score: 1

    Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently. According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.

    Hilarious, this reminded me of the GameCube, the world's only dedicated (i.e. it doesn't play DVDs) games console.

    1. Re:Advertising Shortcomings by AlbieWK · · Score: 1

      Starter Edition? This is some advertising hack's idea of a great name. I guess the implication is that the user "graduates" to the full edition somehow. Maybe MS thinks that by calling it a starter edition, users of the full edition will beam with pride that they are "real" users.

    2. Re:Advertising Shortcomings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think crack.
      Here is the Crack starter edition, come see me when you want more.

    3. Re:Advertising Shortcomings by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      The cube is the only current console I have thanks to price and quality. If my DVD+-RW dies, I can still play DVDs in my DVD player without a $20 "remote control upgrade." :p

      I think if it's cheap enough, they might see SOME returns. I can see this thing on every e-machine and crappy Wal-Mart PC out there. They can turn actual Windows into an obligatory upgrade.

      Asia though... I don't know what they were thinking there. They can't make it for little enough that they could sell it beside the pirated copies of Windows in most of Asia. I think it's going to flop bigtime there.

  135. In a countermove, the Slashdot starter edition ... by scruffy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... uses light colors on a white background to help users stay squinted and confused.

  136. Anticompetitive ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > only three applications can run at any one time.

    Presumably it is Microsoft that determines what is, or is not, an 'application'. MS Office, for example could be made so that it counts as one application while OpenOffice.org is forced to count as several, and thus be more restricted in how it can be used.

    Or perhaps MS Messager does not count as an application while AOL messager does. It may even be that IE is 'intgrated' and thus not an application while FireFox or Opera counts as one for each function: browsing, email, etc.

    Thus MS has the opportunity to manipulate the system in an anti-competitive way. Not that I have any evidence that it would, of course.

    The way that this may be countered is that the application developers may 'bundle' the functionality in such a way that it is just one application. OO.o could put back the StarOffice 5.x mechanism that has all the modules as one loadable unit. If this makes it just one application and also incoprporates a browser (as StarOffice 5.x did), EMail, Messagers and everything else, then it would become the standard mechanism for XPSE.

    Back in the single-tasking MS-DOS days this was done to make huge portmanteau applications, such as Lotus 1-2-3, so that spreadsheets, word processing and many other functions could be done within the limitations of the single task without exiting and reloading. This was why 123 became the most popular application.

    In the medium term I suspect that there will be some tendancy to revert to monolithic all encompasing single applications that incorporate every feature that will fit. Small niche market or single use software (such as AOL messager) will suffer in XPSE markets. This may be intentional on MS's part.

    In the long term it will not matter at all. XPSE will go away.

  137. Three Applications by Naito · · Score: 2, Insightful

    let's see:

    1. Bonzi Buddy
    2. Gator
    3. lop
    4. oops! no more apps can be started!

    XP SE GUARANTEES your inability to work!

  138. Don't laugh! I'd buy it for the company! by Arminator · · Score: 1

    Don't laugh. Where I work, we have some unskilled people at an electronic scale. They are supposed to open their application from a main menu and enter the weight into this mask.
    I did an "idiot proof" manual with screenshots and red arrows ("type here", "push this button", etc.)
    However as the saying goes: Make something idiot proof, and an even greater idiot will find a way to break it. I did the mistake in the manual to start with "in the Main Menu start this application".

    So they do. Everytime they have to weigh something. Without closing the already running application.

    I thought they got confused by Windows XP collecting several Windows into a single Task-Bar button. So I turned it off. But they kept on launching their application over and over again.

    So, there went a little bit of insight into this idea of only letting a user launch 3 apps at once before he gets confused... I think...

  139. Really?! by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
    Starter Edition allows only three applications to be run concurrently. According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"

    Then my Commodore 64 beats Windows XP by a mile. Whoo hoo! the OS wars are OVER!

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  140. Reducing confusion by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    MS probably patented this already, but I'm thinking of chopping one of my hands off so that I don't get left and right mixed up any more. Of course, even though I'm right handed I'll keep the left hand. The left one is the one that's left. There easy to remember!

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  141. ...reduces confusion by lnxpilot · · Score: 1

    According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'

    Is it just me or Microsoft just insulted the intelligence of its customers. ;)

    1. Re:...reduces confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine Robert DeNiro with a mohawk, holding a .44 magnum, saying "Windows helps me get organized".

  142. Price discrimination is not illegal by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Price discrimination is not illegal.

    There are related things that are illegal, like price fixing or predatory pricing, but there is nothing illegal about price discrimination.

  143. Legal to circumvent restrictions by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    It is probably not hard to hack this up so that it supports higher resolutions and more applications. it is also legal. Networking and perhaps DX 9 may be a bit of a problem.

    It is not illegal, neither under the DMCA nor (at least US) copyright law to circumvent things like the resolution limitations. Circumventing devices intended to allow price discrimination is quite legal, on par with bypassing the region coding on DVDs.

    It will eliminate any support you get from MS, but what support did you have in the first place?

    Of course, it's really just as easy to pirate the software, but if legality is a concern (and you're willing to jump through some extra hoops to play by Microsoft's rules), this may be an acceptable choice.

  144. Microsoft will succeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Microsoft will definitely succeed. It really knows how to abuse its monopoly. After the release most PCs will carry SE. And new users will consider the 3 app limit to be a limitation of the computer and not that of Windows (I'm not sayin they wont know, I'm saying they'll just consider). New users are stupid - everywhere (hackers tend to underestimate the ignorance of a normal person). In fact most new users I've met dont know what role 'Windows' plays in a computer and definitely dont know about alternatives. Ultimately they'll just learn to live with it, just like they've learned to live with BSODs and the limitations of DOS.

  145. Still have problems by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Until he passes init=/bin/bash to the kernel from the bootloader, and your problems start again.

    Actually, on a modern system, the kernel will probably not boot with this size process table. There are too many kernel-level processes -- I have 19 kernel processes running on Liux 2.6.6 at the moment.

  146. 'According to Microsoft, this limitation 'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'"'

    We wouldn't want users to "get confused" and buy Linux, now would we?

    Another example of how Microsoft is so VERY much more "user friendly" than Linux.

    It doesn't get better than this. The Windows trolls are going to start sounding like Bush proclaiming we found WMDs in Iraq with this sort of help from Gates.

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  147. Now taking bets... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    How long til someone makes a patch to reenable XP's functionality? It probably involves all of about 10 Mb worth of DLLs and EXEs.

    Of course, if MS *really* wants to make a lite version, they could strip the device drivers directory down to bare essentials, rather than pay whatever royalties the hardware vendors demand. The added benefit is that they wouldn't clog the end user's HD with unnessesary and unwanted drivers (somewhere around 300-400Mb worth).

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  148. or what about threads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's been a while since I've done anything with threads, but wouldn't it be possible to write a small program that will start other programs for you, but as a THREAD of the original program, and not as seperate processes? this might be a way to get around the 3-app rule. Not sure how efficient or safe it would be to run Winamp, Word, IE, and Outlook (or some other group of apps) as child threads of a single process, but might be worth a try

  149. Hey dude by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    It is totally not illegal. What do you call business class vs. residential class DSL?

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  150. I bet... by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

    ...it's a taskbar with three buttons that fill up, and once you fill the three buttons up it tells you to close a task to clear one of the slots.

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  151. Now I am really laughing... by tiger99 · · Score: 0
    ....eliminate portscans/spam/DoS/whatever?

    Really? Microtrash? I don't think so.

    But they will try to "decommoditise the protocols", as per Halloween Memo no. 1. Sadly for Sir Bill, almost every Internet router/gateway etc down to the machines serving modem pools at the ISPs tend to run some kind of *nix, not expensive trash like IIS, so it might not be as simple as he thinks.

  152. Colours are stupid, anyhow by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Informative

    What the hell do you mean by "Asian" anyway? Where I come from, it often (misleadingly) refers to racial groups from the Indian subcontinent, which is pretty silly (Chinese aren't Asian??!).

    Anyway, I have news for you. "Brown" is one of the few colours where you could genuinely find a human being that *was* that colour.

    "Yellow" people don't really look yellow.
    "Black" people don't look black (no, not even very dark-skinned people from Central Africa), and "White" people don't look white.

    And I know some smartass out there is thinking of Albinos. Well, let's get some bleached copier paper and an albino and do the comparison...

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  153. Would Cygwin do this? by tiger99 · · Score: 0

    Ah yes, Cygwin! I don't know if it works that way or not, but it might be a good starting point. That way it is easy to make the transition to a real OS with native (not emulated with difficulty) fork() when the uselessness of Monoploy Crippleware becomes obvious.

    1. Re:Would Cygwin do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops, overrated modbomb. Haw, haw. Monopoly Crippleware indeed. Fucking clown.

  154. Dear Mr. Gates, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Mr. Gates,

    Will I need to learn another language to use my pirated version of XPSE or will it be available in english?

    Sincerly,
    Anonymous

  155. Re:duDe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMGWTFLOLBRBGTGBBQ!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!!one!!elevent y!one!

  156. The Happy Meal of the Software world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In fact Microsoft and McDonalds have a lot in common. Both of their products:
    1. Cause High Blood Pressure!
    2. Are synonymous with bloat!
    3. Leave a horrible taste in the mouth after you've finished them!
    4. Attach their appeal to the lowest common denominator i.e. stupid people can use our software - look at these Access databases the mail boy created! What a saving! lol
    5. Maintain the con that they are actually cheep, despite being vastly over priced.
    6. Get people hooked to their convenience/ubiquity. That fatty sugary combination mmmm.

    I really want McDonalds food now! At least I'm typing on Win2k!
  157. I'm surprised no one's said it yet: by santos_douglas · · Score: 1

    3 Applications should be all anyone ever really needs anyway!

  158. only a matter of time... by kuom · · Score: 1

    ...before someone figures out how to re-enable all the features.

    I doubt MS developed an entirely new OS, what most likely happened is that they put some restrictions on top of the original WinXP to disable these features.

    But it would probably help the sales of their WinXP Starter Edition, since then peoeple can spend less money to get the crippleware, and apply a patch to get a fully (dis)functional WinXP.

  159. Re:Three? We should be so lucky... by Reziac · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually, you may be on to something. WinME could be beaten into 100% stability, but it *couldn't* be taught not to squander the resource heap -- so it really wasn't practical as a multitasking OS. And I've noticed that WinXP doesn't multitask as smoothly as Win95/98. (At the moment I don't run Win2K as an everyday OS, so can't comment on how it compares here, but I don't remember it as having any special issues in this regard.) XPHome is worse about it than XPPro, and I wonder if it's a side effect of having some of the networking code pulled out by the roots. Yanking out even more code may have introduced issues that make it unstable under heavy multitasking.

    A three app limit does seem really lame, tho -- especially since running a decent two-way firewall is going to eat one of them. I know a lot of users have this bad habit of closing and restarting apps every time they want to switch from one to another, but why forcibly entrench the habit of beginner behaviour -- unless it's to ensure the new user such a miserable experience that they upgrade to a real multitasking OS out of sheer frustration. If M$ hopes to get 'em to pony up for XPHome or Pro, I think they're in for a major market LARTing.

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  160. Missed the boat by gfolkert · · Score: 1
    they could strip the device drivers directory down to bare essentials, rather than pay whatever royalties the hardware vendors demand
    What you fail to realize, is the Hardware Vendors PAY to have the drivers ertified and included with Windows. No, really they pay for every update too. If an bug/exploit/bufferoverflow/glitch is traced to the drivers they provide, they pay an engineering fee to keep them in the Drivers tree.
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  161. that fruit mightn't hang low enough by phyruxus · · Score: 1
    Since a good scheduler runs in constant time (O(1)), I don't imagine there really would be any efficiency advantage over a non-crippled version. If you have 3 programs running in a non-crippled version, and they're all being multitasked (all running at once) then the 'hit' on performance comes from switching contexts from one program to another. If you're switching once per tenth second, then you're paying for a context switch 10x per second. Now, in the crippled version, the exact same thing happens, no better or worse (well, performancewise).

    If you've got 10 programs open, the cost of running them "all" multitasked still depends on how quickly you're switching contexts... does each program get 1/10th second, every second? or six seconds per minute? The less you switch contexts, the more processing is devoted to doing work at the application level.

    Obligatory anti-microsoft sniping: Oh, unless you run 10 programs at once on a windows machine, then there's a performance 'hit' while you reboot (or install a better OS).

    Just to play devils advocate, since technically there's a very small potential optimization to be had, what one could do for the crippleware version would be to make the scheduler smaller and dumber so it runs in an even smaller fraction of a second than it already does. Since this is so small an amount of time, it wouldn't even give you an extra fps on DoomIII, I doubt they did this. But hey, I hear Gates used to puff the magic dragon back in the Day, so you never know.

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  162. MS plays baseball by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    WinXP SP2 ................ STRIKE ONE!
    WinXP Starter Edition .... STRIKE TWO!
    Windows Longhorn ......... STRIKE THREE,
    YOU'RE OUT!

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  163. Move the farking task bar by wattimus · · Score: 1

    simple - move your task bar to the left side of your screen - confusion removed...

  164. MiniNT by os2fan · · Score: 1
    BartPE is running on "miniNT", which has a thread limit of six, and also has some kind of time limit. So maybe this thing is some kind of WinPE environment with the shell soaking up three threads..

    In any case, even with the default install of MiniNT, one hits the 5-process limit pretty quickly. Something like irfanview chews up two threads - it will load if it's the last thread but not showing its menu.

    Of course, the BartPE world has got around this limitation, by spiking winlogon.exe one way or the other. For example, killing off in order, smss.exe and winlogon.exe apparently does wonders, as does loading the shell via peloader.exe (which makes some weird calls to dehack the resource feature).

    The other thing is that it might be explorer itself doing this, but i think they're using a hacked shell on top of WinPE.

    I have not seen the product, but the numbers that i hear are remenicent of WinPE.

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  165. Only one program needed: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll just install VMWare and install Linux on it.

  166. Garbage at a reduced price is still garbage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And, anyone who has any intelligence knows that Windows OS's are garbage.

  167. HAHAHA! by Muad · · Score: 1
    Is this a joke? Because if it isn't, marketers in Redmond need to go for a neuron check ASAP.


    I mean, come on, when they can pick up a copy of XP Pro for 5 bucks in some kiosk down the street, why would any "Asian" user actually pay more for a piece of crippled junkware?

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  168. They'd better been honest by gotan · · Score: 1

    With that press statement they practically invite anyone to put it just that way: "Hey, Microsoft says all asians are too dumb to handle more than three windows at once".

    Why couldn't MS be honest about it and say "sure, we target the low-cost market segment here with an XP-version with reduced capabilities. If you want/need the whole functionality of our powerfull Windows XP(tm) you'll still have to pay the full price (What you get is what you pay for)."

    It's obvious to anyone what MS is doing here, they could as well be open about it and avoid abusing their (potential) asian userbase. But no, the PR-department had their say and decided it's better to lie and not only imply that asian users are too dumb to run more than three aplications but also that they're too dumb to spot such a poor lie.

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  169. Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hello, I'd like to order a pizza.. extra cheese.. no peppero... hey wait, this isnt a phone. Sorry, I have 5 applications running, I'm so damned confused :(

  170. Emacs... by Liquid+Len · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, 3 apps ? That's two more than really needed if you can have Emacs run on this thing...

  171. Indeed by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    I shall call it... InvalidOS!

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  172. is it just me...? by jacksonscottsly · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know if it really is a full version of windows, with a little bit of crippling software to get in the way... you know, something that's easy to defeat. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if that was the case, because microsoft knows they stand to benefit more so long as windows proliferates -- even if they have to give it away. Making it cheap, and temporarily (because of it's defeatable nature) crippled, is just a way to justify giving away their own software. As a bonus, they're making a little bit of money as opposed to simply allowing others to pirate it or just giving windows away for free. Hell, anything to keep the tigers away from using oss or homebrew software, because then microsoft knows it's lost its market for good!!

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  173. Re:Three? We should be so lucky... by Smork · · Score: 1

    And I've noticed that WinXP doesn't multitask as smoothly as Win95/98

    Oh, for Pete's sake....try running a media player (winamp or something like that) on windows 95 while running a nice large C++ compile at the same time. It craps out. Stuttering music, choppy user interaction.

    Do the same under XP. It doesn't crap out. Even under large loads the music keeps on playing.

    If 95 works for you, then fine. But stop making wild guesses and presumptions about OS'es that you aren't even running. Don't take me wrong, I'm not a windows zealot. Even though they have their flaws, 2K and XP are actually quite decent operating systems ....especially compared to that crapfest that is called windows 95.

  174. Maybe this should be called..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'helps [users] stay organized and reduces confusion.'

    Maybe this should be called..... XP Simple Edition?

  175. This will backfire too. by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Just because they can't afford to buy a fullblown XP/whatever license they can still fire up Soft-ICE and get to work on patching the 3 user process restriction.

  176. OEM? by r3m0t · · Score: 1

    Surely this is a ploy to have XPSE sold through OEM (machines pre-installed with this). Just think about it. A computer manufacturer/packager will want to sell with Crippleware Edition: firstly, it's going to be really really cheap through OEM, and secondly, they can justify selling crappy monitors with it, because Starter Edition will not allow a resolution higher than 800x600. Then, people who buy this (being suckers) find that the text on their screen is too small (or fuzzy) (or doesn't show enough text) and they need a bigger monitor. Then they realise that the text now looks really fuzzy. Then they have to buy the full version of XP, at about 250% the price of the OEM version. Result: computer packagers have opportunity to make really good-*sounding* deals, Microsoft gets loads more money from those people who really want to "go legit", and the consumers are screwed. Of course, this will increase piracy. I think.

  177. Re:Not really. by tiger99 · · Score: 0

    Maybe. Some people are predicting that, but as the intended geographic region is fairly pro LInux, we shall see. Either way, I think the Monopoly has made themselves look stupid, and has had a negative effect on their own revenues. But we can only speculate, time will tell.....

  178. Fucking trolls by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    You know what? I was writing a detailed refutation of each of your points (it wasn't very hard to do). You know why? I don't like people posting things that are clearly wrong. I guess that makes me easy bait for trolls, but I really don't care. But when I read the following:
    "But everyone knows how to use Windows".
    No; many people know how to do a small number of simple tasks by rote, and get stuck if the smallest thing changes. They do not "know" Windows.

    Fuck you. I never said that, that is a blatently made up quote. In fact I never even said anything even remotely resembling that. Making up quotes goes beyond trolling. I'm putting you on my shit list.

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  179. Lousy quoting (or not) by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Fuck you. I never said that

    You know what? It wasn't *meant* to be a quote from you.

    Note my style carefully. Everything *you* said was in italics. The supposed "quote" was not in italics, because it was *me* paraphrasing a common defence of Windows in anticipation of it coming up anyway.

    Guess what? You were right. It came across as a quote from you, and for that reason it should have been presented differently or rewritten.

    Frankly, if I'd been trolling, *I* wouldn't have spent time pointing out the various flaws in your response. I didn't feel the need to distort your views in the way that you did mine with the "lawsuit" thing (see grandparent).

    I'm putting you on my shit list.

    Mmmm... okay!

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