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  1. why do we need a computer on a shopping cart? on High-Tech Shopping Carts · · Score: 1
    The answer is quite simple. BECAUSE WE CAN.
    No, because sticking a computer on anything makes it patentable.
  2. Intelligent shopping carts? on High-Tech Shopping Carts · · Score: 1

    No, they'll just look intelligent compared to the staff.

  3. Re:"Oh Canada" soon to be banned in Canada... on The Hardware Behind Echelon Revealed · · Score: 1
    Canada criminalized "hate speech" including the Holy Bible.
    Yeah, but it's Cananda they're talking about. Odd, I always thought it was a card game, or some yucky thing girlies get in their toilet parts, but there you go - live and learn.
  4. Re:Obligatory Chick on 30 Years Of Dungeons And Dragons · · Score: 1

    Is that a piss-take of fundamentalist hysteria or is it for real?

  5. Re:Am I the only one that noticed... on 30 Years Of Dungeons And Dragons · · Score: 1
    Most news articles are written at or below an 8th grade reading level.
    Being written so that an 8th grader[1] can read it is not the same thing as looking like an 8th grader wrote it.

    [1] Whatever that is in your Earth years, hu-men.

  6. Re:Nice, Sort Of on 30 Years Of Dungeons And Dragons · · Score: 1
    Media coverage of the game in the early days was pathetic. They were always so intent on looking for a scare story that they couldn't see what was going on right in front of them: players working together in a creative hobby.
    Well what did you expect them to make up stories about, teh intarweb hadn't even been invented[1]!

    Actually, IIRC, it seemed to alternate between RPGs and heavy metal music (Iron Maiden seemed to be particular targets), at least in the UK during the late 80s. Ee, them were the days.

    [1] well it was pretty much unknown outside government & academia.

  7. Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... on Kamikaze Novel Writing · · Score: 0
    Well, a few of the NaNoWriMo novels have been published
    Were thay published as they were submitted, or heavily edited? Still, it's an achievement anyway.
  8. Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway on Kamikaze Novel Writing · · Score: 0

    I agree. I forget who it was (I'll guess Sartre) that said it's not finished when you can't put any more in - it's finished when you can't take anything out. Well, I suppose it would have been in French if it was him, but you get my drift ...

  9. Re:So weird... on System Recovery with Knoppix · · Score: 1, Informative
    ... are not likely to head crying for the nearest GUI.
    Leaving aside the fact that machines without a floppy are hardly rare these days, knoppix will boot in text mode.
  10. Re:Yes, but.... on System Recovery with Knoppix · · Score: 0
    It would go down. Economy of scale.
    Economies of scale apply to costs, not prices.
  11. Re:Good on George Lucas to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new bluehawk streetknight thunderracer team overlords!

  12. Re:Nothing on What's The Linux Kernel Worth? · · Score: 0

    Presumably he was referring to the laughably weak state of the Turkish lira - there's about 1.5 million to the dollar.

  13. Re:Heh on Smart Cars Coming to Canada and U.S. · · Score: 0
    I'm going to get one! [...] You might not be able to tote very much cargo, but I don't need to anyway.
    Get a pickup truck too, and load the smart onto the back of that.

    Do I have to do all the thinking round here?

  14. Re:linkie on A New Species Of Giant Ape? · · Score: 2, Funny
    That's just a gorilla.
    There's no such thing as just a gorilla. Well, unless you're a long distance away from the hairy great bugger.
  15. Re:Quickie Slashdot Poll... on Ballmer Says iPod Users are Thieves · · Score: 0

    Roughly what percent is any of that your business, you jack-booted RIAA nazi?

  16. Re:This is just the beginning... on Smart Cars Tell You About Road Signs · · Score: 0
    ... relatively predictable as human drivers
    You've never been to the Arc de Triomphe, have you?
  17. Re:Moderation has spoken on Smart Cars Tell You About Road Signs · · Score: 0
    A script to force everything in this thread to (-1, Offtopic) and a silent removal of moderator privileges from any account that moderates any post in the thread up.
    Ridiculous, whatever will you suggest next? Telephones that work without wires? Automobiles that can shift gears themselves?
  18. Re:what if...? on Asteroid 4179 Toutatis Will Miss Earth, This Time · · Score: 0

    I've read "Lucifer's Hammer", I would recommend it highly.

  19. Re:what if...? on Asteroid 4179 Toutatis Will Miss Earth, This Time · · Score: 0
    you could try covering your head with a towel...
    I don't see how converting to Islam will help. If Allah wishes it to hit, it will hit, and that's all there is to it.
  20. Shag a tortoise on Submit and Moderate Questions for Bush and Kerry · · Score: 0
    How exactly does one have aural sex with box turtles?
    Stick your willy in its ear. Or stick its willy in your ear.

    That's if turtles have willies and ears. Otherwise, nasal sex.

  21. Re:Mod parent up on Submit and Moderate Questions for Bush and Kerry · · Score: 0
    Beyond that, how many wives names do you think you can fit in the "spouse" space, provided on most forms. ;)
    There's probably a good reason for that - it'd make a mockery of immigration policy if one person could bring a boatload of people in with spouse visas.
  22. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety on Asteroid 4179 Toutatis Will Miss Earth, This Time · · Score: 0
    plus if you managed to break it up all the little bits would have the same total velocity as the original asteroid
    The velocities of all the little bits added together might. You may need to allow for their mass too. It's late. But anyway...

    Imagine a cannonball, and the same amount of metal made up as grapeshot. The CoG of the grapeshot spray could pass through you, but all the individual balls miss. If the CoG of the solid shot passes through you, I suggest the effect might be a little more severe.

  23. Re:should the gov decide who has the right to marr on Submit and Moderate Questions for Bush and Kerry · · Score: 0

    LOL! That's one heck of a clit on the girl!

  24. Re:should the gov decide who has the right to marr on Submit and Moderate Questions for Bush and Kerry · · Score: 0
    I don't suppose the gender matters in the case of a blowjob.
    I think it does. You can't give a girl a blowjob.
  25. Re:Application: Construction of Skyscrapers on A Liquid That Turns Solid When Heated · · Score: 0
    If the stuff was an element instead of an organic compound
    If it was an element or an organic compound instead of an aqueous solution of two organic compounds, it might indeed be ground breaking.
    As it is, it's unusual, but not enough to invalidate our current views on matter.
    I second that.