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Asteroid 4179 Toutatis Will Miss Earth, This Time

EtherAlchemist writes "National Geographic News reports in this story that a giant, peanut shaped asteroid known as 4179 Toutatis will pass within 1 million miles of Earth on Weds, the 29th. When it does, it will be the closest any known object of this size (3 miles) has passed near Earth in this century. No worry about impact yet, it should pose no threat until at least 2562. An interesting note: the asteroid believed to have caused Earth's biggest mass extinction is thought to have been between 3.7 and 7.5 miles as reported here in 2001." 2004 FU162 came closer, but is a much smaller object.

301 comments

  1. Isnt this old news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could have sworn people have been talking about this asteroid for months...

  2. Wow, the biggest this century!!! by sgant · · Score: 5, Funny

    When it does, it will be the closest any known object of this size (3 miles) has passed near Earth in this century.

    Wow! You mean to tell me it's the largest object to pass near here in over 3 years!!!

    OK, one of those things that sounds impressive, then when one thinks a little, isn't all that big a deal...

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    1. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure last 100 years is what's being implied, that or they are quoting the story on the other site. Could have been worse- "biggest this decade"

    2. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by real_smiff · · Score: 1

      it's the biggest this millenium aswell. amazing. on a semi-related note, i still hear politicians on TV talking about bringing things into the 20th century..

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    3. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by pbranes · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, asteroids coming near the earth are pretty common. Check out the wikipedia article:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_impacts

      However, our current programsto track asteroids that might hit the earth is extremely limited.

    4. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially considering that it's not true. Rosie O'Donnell is easily the largest object to pass by this century.

    5. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot still needs a "-1, didn't get the joke" mod

    6. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      However, our current programsto track asteroids that might hit the earth is extremely limited.

      Hey! Someone tell Bush quick that there are weapons of mass destruction out there!

      That would help ;-)

    7. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by NoInfo · · Score: 1

      then when one thinks a little, isn't all that big a deal...

      I think you've summed-up just about every discussion point that ever existed.

    8. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >Hey! Someone tell Bush quick that there are weapons of mass destruction out there!

      Naww, its more like:

      Tom Daschle: Mr President, an asteroid is headed this way! If we work with our European and Russian allies we could beat this thing! You have the full support of the democrats for this threat. We'll just sign this bill giving you funding and full military power...

      Bush: Good. Attack Iran! Now! Then Syria! Asteroid smashteroid. Sounds like more scientific nonsense like global warming or them darn stem cells you guys are always yapping about.

    9. Re:Wow, the biggest this century!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while you're at it, raise the H-1B quota. We need some more indians over here that can work for cheap on that Asteroid thing.

  3. Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So close to not having to pay next months rent

    1. Re:Damn by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      I would rather pay the "life tax."

  4. we're safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the asteroid runs linux, so we dont have to worry about it crashing, right nerds?

    1. Re:we're safe by Krunaldo · · Score: 0

      Naw, it's running the latest beta of freebsd (the one where you couldn't login in on). Big shame there becuase the target was redmond... Hear me geeks&open source zealots in the asterioid belt! Run a tested and secure operating system next time: Everyone with a litle experience with asteriods know that OpenBSD is the most secure and accurate Operativ System; though it can be quite slow at times, it's made of a quite strong material so it'll live through anything the weak but many windows fighters can throw at it.

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    2. Re:we're safe by XPulga · · Score: 1

      If an asteroid that runs Linux were to be found, SCO would buy it so they could claim prior art and charge for licenses.

    3. Re:we're safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the same OpenBSD financed by the NSA? Then yes the asteroid geeks should run that so we can steal all their secrets... And maybe even find some oil WMDs there

  5. just clipping the wing mirrors then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry bad one

  6. Painting Your Way to Safety by reporter · · Score: 1, Interesting
    There is no need to worry. We could easily alter the path of an asteroid if it ever were on a collision course with earth. We have 2 courses of action.

    1. Just load an ICBM with gallons of white paint and smash the missile onto the asteroid. (This method works for small asteroids.) The light from the sun will push the newly painted asteroid onto a different flight path.

    2. Load an ICBM with a hydrogen bomb. Smash the missile into the asteroid.

    All is well.

    1. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah we will just send bruce willis and some red neck oil drillers lol

    2. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by AlphaJoe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Didn't you see Armageddon? You can't do that...we must send Bruce Willis to mine holes and gently plant the explosives. Geez...

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    3. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Method 1 is novel, but probably wouldn't produce enough of a course change to matter... we'd still die (remember we're unlikely to spot an asteroid until it's way too a late for minor course changes to make a difference).

      Method 2 plain wouldn't work. Asteroids aren't solid objects so they can absorb a lot of shock, plus if you managed to break it up all the little bits would have the same total velocity as the original asteroid... death by a thousand cuts.

    4. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do realise surely that 1000 small asteroids is a lot better than 1 large asteroid, right? The effect of 1000 small chunks would be greatly reduced due to them burning up faster while descending through the atmosphere. Same total velocity my ass, i'm all up for air resistance.

    5. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why its so much better to be shot with a shotgun instead of a hand gun.

    6. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Informative
      You do realise surely that 1000 small asteroids is a lot better than 1 large asteroid, right? The effect of 1000 small chunks would be greatly reduced due to them burning up faster while descending through the atmosphere.

      1000 pieces of a 3-mile asteroid are each 0.3 miles (0.5km) in diameter. The atmosphere is barely going to singe a rock of that size before it impacts.

      Even if were blown to tiny pieces, that wouldn't help. Scientific American had a recent article that hypothesized that one of the worst parts of a big impact is the rebound of billions of tiny fragments into space, which then rain down all over the globe. Each one burns up individually, but the overall effect heats the entire atmosphere to hundreds of degrees, incinerating just about everything on the planet.

      Sliced big or small, that much mass coming in from outer space would be a major problem.

    7. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Vanieter · · Score: 1

      At longer ranges, yes, I'd rather be shot by a shotgun than, say, a handgun (although a rifle would be a better comparison). Same thing for the asteroid.

    8. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually an ICBM would just shatter the asteriod into millions of small deadlier species. If it was a comet a laser would work perfectly. Maybe try attaching some solar sales to it and hope it gets blown off course.

    9. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Informative

      The key to method one is pinpointing the exact orbits of all the asteroids that possibly might hit us, and run computer simulations to find any that will hit us in the next hundred or thousand years. If you have that much warning the light reflection method would probbably work.

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    10. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Ikester8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      ...all the little bits would have the same total velocity as the original asteroid

      I dunno. My experience with asteroids is that the smaller the chunks, the faster they travel. Same with the flying saucers.
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    11. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by SunPin · · Score: 1

      Method one works fine with several hundred years notice. In this case, we have several hundred years. I'm all for painting. The question is: do we have the capability to launch the required volume of paint?

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    12. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You seem to be arguing being hit in the face with a rock is no worse than being hit in the face with a handful of pebbles with equal initial velocity and mass. I'll take the pebbles, thanks.

      A broken up asteroid is going to have more surface area than a whole asteroid. The broken up asteroid is going to lose more mass and velocity in the atmosphere than the whole asteroid. The impact will also be more wildly distributed, which may or may not be a good thing depending on the circumstances.

    13. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Um..... you might want to check your math again.

      3 miles = 4.827 Kilometers

      4.827 / 1000 = 4.827 meters

      While these thousands pieces are by no means small (they most likely wouldn't burn up entirely in the atmosphere), they also certainly wouldn't be .5 kilometers wide as your math would indicate.


    14. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Technical question here, why would painting it white cause more light to fall on it, surely the same amount of light would hit regardless of what colour the asteroid is, and thus have the same effect? Or does it have to do with the amount of light a white object reflects thus causing an equal and opposite reaction? If this was the case, then surely it would be better to paint it with a mirrored substance?

    15. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Informative
      Um..... you might want to check your math again.

      3 miles = 4.827 Kilometers

      4.827 / 1000 = 4.827 meters

      Volume is proportional to diameter cubed. Now you're talking about 1 billion asteroids, not 1000. Come on, this is 6th grade-level math. It can't be that hard to understand.

    16. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by conan776 · · Score: 1

      Instead of a countdown would they call it a "paint by numbers"?

      And what if their was an accident during a launch from Cape Canaveral? With all that white paint everywhere, how would the government know which voters to disenfranchise??

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    17. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by TykeClone · · Score: 0

      That works so well for hurricanes ...

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    18. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Then it's an easy thing to do? It's my understanding that neither is easy. Weather is influenced by many factors (El Nino, currents, the jet stream, a butterfly farting in Seattle) as is orbital mechanincs (mainly the interplay between many different orbital bodies).

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    19. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As many times as I hear about how America and Russian have enough nukes to blow the world up a 1000 times over, you think we could put together enough firepower to blow up a 3 mile rock.

    20. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder, if you detonate the nuke some distance away, won't the radiation vaporize some of the surface of the asteroid and push it off course? Even more so if it also splits apart, so you get a bigger heated surface area?

    21. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, wonderful idea, paint it, and we'll still all die, but it'll be all white...

      Thank you, I'll be here all week.

      Regards
      elFarto
    22. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you do realize that ICBM:s are inter CONTINENTAL ballistic missiles that are flying at altitude of few dozen miles. They are unable to hit asteroid millions of miles away.

      As many have pointed, breaking the asteroid in pieces near earth will produce more damage.

    23. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      But it becomes problematic when you don't know about all the bodies in question and over many orbits, right?

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    24. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by SunPin · · Score: 1
      With all that white paint everywhere, how would the government know which voters to disenfranchise??


      They're smarter this time. They don't do obvious stuff like checking skin color. Now they just send hurricanes to disenfranchise everybody.


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    25. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by igny · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, we can paint Earth so that light from Sun will push it away from asteroid's path.

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    26. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by niteice · · Score: 1

      The question is: do we have the required volume of paint?

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    27. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Edie+O'Teditor · · Score: 0
      plus if you managed to break it up all the little bits would have the same total velocity as the original asteroid
      The velocities of all the little bits added together might. You may need to allow for their mass too. It's late. But anyway...

      Imagine a cannonball, and the same amount of metal made up as grapeshot. The CoG of the grapeshot spray could pass through you, but all the individual balls miss. If the CoG of the solid shot passes through you, I suggest the effect might be a little more severe.

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    28. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by sandwiches · · Score: 1

      hmmmk... Let's say the asteroid is 3miles in length per side. It'd be 9 sq. miles, then. Divide 9sq. miles by 1000. and you get a 1000 asteroids of .009 sq miles each. You're right. This is 6th grade math. I don't see why you didn't get it.

    29. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I wouldn't worry too much if there were a two-dimensional asteroid heading for us, as its mass would likely be negligible.

    30. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see why we're so scared of a quadratic and absolutely FLAT asteroid coming towards earth ...

      er ... Asteroid? I always thought they looked like a sphere, not like a rectangle ...

    31. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmm.... If you nuke a 5km wide astroid into a thousand peices, you'll have radioactive chunks of Kia sized debris falling from the sky at high speed.
      Smashing a hydrogen bomb into the asteroid won't push the stuff away (if that is what some people are thinking); there is no atmosphere near the asteroid, so the bomb would have to burrow in... Anyone remember the whale in Eugene Oregon which met the county's great dynomite idea?

    32. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmmk... Let's say the asteroid is 3 miles in length per side. It'd be 27 cubic miles, then. Divide 27 cubic miles by 1000. and you get a 1000 asteroids of 0.027 cubic miles each.

      The cube root of 0.027 is 0.3 so each of the 1000 asteroids would have a length of 0.3 miles per side.

    33. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by tauntalum · · Score: 1

      I think, in this case, you should be dividing the volume by 1000. Then you can calculate the new size of the mini-asteroids. Obviously, an asteroid isn't going to start or break up into a normal geometric shape, but if you assume a spherical cow...

    34. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The white paint trick only work sif the asteroid is still far away, lets say at Mars orbit. The reason is the light pressure of the sun is very "light", so for altering teh cource enough that light pressure must push a long time.
      That has the following implications:
      a) the asteroid is out of range for an ICBM.
      b) the asteroid is hughe, you will need more than one (likely a hundret)
      c) the asteroid is rotating,so you need to paint it from all sides

      Your latter suggestion wont work at all. If a war head hits a city, supposed it would hit the ground, it has a speed of about 2000 km/h. That is about 555 m/sec. Usually you use a timer to ignition a war head high enough to maximize destruction. If the timer goes wrong by 1/1000 this means about half a meter difference.

      If you ICBM is trying to hit an asteroid, the impact speed is about: 45,000m/sec, depending on angel, frontal hit would be about 55,000m/sec. So if a timer to determine ignition of the bomb goes off by 1/1000 the bomb is detonating 555 meters in front of the asteroid or 555 meter below its surface.

      You can understand that a war head hitting an Asteroid with a speed of 55,000 m/sec is going to dust instead of ignitioning at all. A war head ignitiating in front of it, might hit the asteroid with plasma, the heat wave might melt and even evapour its surface, but the impulse and thus change in direction is neglectable.

      So ICBMs, with our current technology, are not suiteable to alter an asteroids course.

      Finally, please try to calculate how many hydrogen bombs you would need to alter the path, one is not enough :D

      angel'o'sphere

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    35. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      And we get rid of him on the same occasion ! Two birds with one stone.

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    36. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      because you are mixing up square with quibic, lol.

      Easy: 3 miles length per side -> 9sq miles per side -> 6 * 9 -> 54 sq miles. But well thats the surface. Cutting it into 1 mile length per side big blocks yield -> 27 blocks.

      Now cut each of those blocks into 27 blocks with a side length of 1/3 mile and you have 27 * 27 blocks.

      Regarding your square mile/idea problem: the original asteroid had 54 square miles. 27 * 27 asteroids -> 729, have 6 sides each, every side is 1/3 mile * 1/3 mile big, that is 1/9 square miles. So, back to *your* math problem: 54 square miles of the original asteroid now stand against 729 pieces with about 656 square miles surface.

      Your second math problem is: why are you intersted in square miles? The asteroid has a certain volume, the volume of its pieces all together is the same. Now we have divided the diameter by roughly 1/10 and got a number of pieces of roughly 1000. That is a factor of 1 ^ 3, just as the original poster said.

      Buy some cubes for gambeling and test it your self. 9 Qubes should be enough :D

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    37. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      1000 = 10 x 10 x 10

      To divide a mass into 1000 pieces, divide each dimension by 10. It's that simple. You fail it. (6th grade, that is)

    38. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by sandwiches · · Score: 1

      You're right. I did do squared, instead of cubed. It should be 3*3*3=27. I have no idea how you got 54, but OK. It should've been 27sq miles. But the same principle applies. Divide 27sq miles and you get .027 sq miles per asteroid.

    39. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety by sandwiches · · Score: 1

      You're right I did squared instead of cubed, but like I said in another reply, the volume of the smaller asteroids, if there are, in fact, 1000 would be the volume of the asteroid divided by 1000. In other words, .027sq (3x3x3/1000) miles per smaller asteroid.

  7. what if...? by rokzy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    what if we knew for sure we would be hit in 500 years? that's long enough to be none of our problems. so would people say "fuck them" and just leave it to some other generation to sort out, or be willing to pay for a huge programme to deflect/destroy it?

    it's a similar problem to global warming, except there are no asteroid-impact-dependent business models funding research and laws like with oil.

    1. Re:what if...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'd hardly say a three mile wide asteroid is equivalent to global warming in terms of a "world ending event".

    2. Re:what if...? by rokzy · · Score: 1

      it's an entirely hypothetical situation merely inspired by the article, not based on it.

      plus, with global warming/environment change we'll be fucked within 100 years let alone 500, except for those who are already being fucked rigt now by hurricanes etc.

    3. Re:what if...? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Well, it's generally held that if it's close enough to see, it's too close to change its course significantly. However, you could change its course while it's still heading away from you...

    4. Re:what if...? by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 4, Funny

      500 years? let the apes deal with it.

    5. Re:what if...? by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      we would regard it as "none of our problem", but the technology would continue to evolve.

      in couple of generations people would start making up some plans to escape from the disaster.

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    6. Re:what if...? by smartin · · Score: 1

      If we knew that it was going to hit on the next pass, the logical thing would be to blast it this time after it clears the earth. A small change in it orbit at this point should translate into a large one by the time it comes around again.

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    7. Re:what if...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. The lack of opposition from corporate interests in exactly why international cooperation between governments has so quickly put together a comprehensive and effective solution to defending earth by deflecting asteroids.

      Meanwhile, global warming remains a nearly unknown "problem" ignored by all but a few geeks on specialist websites, never mentioned in the news media or turned into a political issue. The oil barons have buried their dirty secret where no one (but rokzy) knows about it.

    8. Re:what if...? by sowth · · Score: 1

      500 years? Deflecting/destroying the thing wouldn't be the only option. Moving to Mars would be a sound alternative too. It would make a good business model too.

      "Ten homes avail. in Cydonia region. SELLING FAST!!! $100,000 down, $10,000/month. You don't want to be stuck on Earth when the asteriod hits!" ;-)
    9. Re:what if...? by etheriel · · Score: 1

      when i close my eyes the world disappears.

    10. Re:what if...? by Fizgig · · Score: 1

      A much more likely problem than an asteroid hitting the earth is a "supervolcano" eruption. These happen WAY more frequently than giant asteroid hits, and they're just as bad. Yellowstone National Park is a supervolcano that erupts about every 600,000 years. Guess how long since it's erupted? 640,000 years.

      What do we do when there's no sun hitting the earth's surface for six months?

    11. Re:what if...? by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      What do we do when there's no sun hitting the earth's surface for six months?

      Get hooked up as living batteries to keep the computers running, of course!

    12. Re:what if...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol the last asteroid was indeed 'World-ending' for dinosaurs... though usefull for mammals.

      End may be a new beginning... just not for us :P

    13. Re:what if...? by mikael · · Score: 1

      What do we do when there's no sun hitting the earth's surface for six months?

      Rely on oil, wave, wind and nuclear power sources for energy and invest in halogen/UV light bulbs to illuminate fields, and research atmospheric cleansing methods. I'm sure researchers would find chemicals that could be released into the atmosphere and make the dust particles condense into heavier particles and wash out of the sky.

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    14. Re:what if...? by sploo22 · · Score: 1

      Ever read "The Light of Other Days" by Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter? It considers exactly that scenario.

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    15. Re:what if...? by noahproblem · · Score: 1

      Or you could try covering your head with a towel...

    16. Re:what if...? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Minor correction, it's "damn dirty apes" or "damn filthy apes" can't remember wich, but someone one will, and 5 of them will reply with it. :)

      Mycroft

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    17. Re:what if...? by torpor · · Score: 1


      yeah and in the meantime everything decays into fascist dictatorships and military governments, millions of people die, the end of 'modern culture' as it is known, and a period, literally, of new dark ages ..

      wonder what would happen to those future societies that survive whatever happens to the human social order through all that, only to 're-discover' dormant nuclear and other scientific facilities under all that dust .. we simply don't take enough responsibility for the fate of the future, let alone our own, but i can't help think that the two are connected.

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    18. Re:what if...? by Edie+O'Teditor · · Score: 0
      you could try covering your head with a towel...
      I don't see how converting to Islam will help. If Allah wishes it to hit, it will hit, and that's all there is to it.
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    19. Re:what if...? by Edie+O'Teditor · · Score: 0

      I've read "Lucifer's Hammer", I would recommend it highly.

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    20. Re:what if...? by Shihar · · Score: 1

      If your point is that global warming is bad, you are using at terrible analogy. If an astroid was going to hit the earth in 500 years, the best thing to do would be to not worry about it. Sure, we might be able to send a manned mission to set up a bunch of massive thrusters and terrible expense and try and deal with it right away at the expense of the world economy... or we could wait and let technology sort it out.

      If in the 1600 everyone suddenly panicked in Japan because they were afraid overpopulation was going to destroy Japan, they would have been fools. They could a whole lot of nothing or potentially something that would end of being destructive (like limiting the population). Instead, no one panicked and 400 years latter Japan has a population that their ancestors could not even dream of, but it is a population that is living in relative comfort, harmony, and with more then enough food.

      My point is not that we should ignore problems that are creeping up, just that we need to keep our fears in check. We need to realize that the future might very well be far more better equipped to deal with such problems then we are, and that by wasting resources on fixing problems we are not equipped the fix, then perhaps we harming future generations.

      The best example of this is the industrial revolution. The industrial revolution was a messy business. The things I have now came through the terrible sacrifices that were made during the industrial revolution. If during the industrial revolution they had suddenly called a halt to it because they didn't want to burden the future with the destruction they were creating at the time, you wouldn't be reading this post on that your computer of yours. At the time people were predicting the end of the world would be brought about due to the industrial revolution. Instead, what followed the industrial revolution turned into a golden age for the nations that had entered the industrial revolution first.

    21. Re:what if...? by Mr.Sharpy · · Score: 1

      I don't believe there are only two options in this scenario. You don't have to ignore it, and you don't have to immediately attempt to fix it. Another option is strongly directed research at developing solutions to the problem. If we had 500 hundred years, we could devote 3 or 4 hundred years just to researching solutions. I'm sure that even if we did not rush to fix the problem immediately, the looming, yet distant, certainty of a global destruction would have accelerating impact on all research. It's not something you can ignore.

  8. By toutatis... by ch3 · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:By toutatis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

    2. Re:By toutatis... by Sique · · Score: 1

      You never read any Asterix & Obelix cartoons, do you?

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    3. Re:By toutatis... by jeremyp · · Score: 2, Informative

      "By Toutatis" is the closest you get to swearing in the Asterix books.

      The village chief - Vitalstatistix in the English translation - was only frightened of one thing - the sky falling on their heads.

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    4. Re:By toutatis... by Toutatis · · Score: 2, Funny

      This time I won't demand some human sacrifice as in the good old times for not missing the next time. Sacrificing human money into my account will please me.

  9. Alright people by StevenHenderson · · Score: 1

    Alright people...call off the Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis-led rescue team.

  10. Peanut-shaped? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, would like to welcome our new oven-roasted overlords...

    Here's the proof. Free 27" flatscreen TV.

  11. Even more impressive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the closest any known object of this size has passed near Earth in this millenium!!!

  12. peanut of death by IAR80 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget Death star check the Death Peanut.

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    1. Re:peanut of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no peanut!

    2. Re:peanut of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these aren't the peanuts we are looking for.
      you may go now.

  13. Not especially close by yellowstone · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Not especially close by jangobongo · · Score: 0

      On the other hand though, it is predicted in the article that in 2562, "...Toutatis will pass within 250,000 miles (400,000 kilometers) of Earth." What would happen if it hit the moon?

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    2. Re:Not especially close by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      What would happen if it hit the moon?

      The moon would win.

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    3. Re:Not especially close by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0

      What would happen if it hit the moon?

      All life on the planet would probable die.

      With no moon, the tides would stop. Without tides, the oceans would become large pools of stagnant water. They'd putrify like one gigantic toilet that never gets flushed.

      It would all go downhill after that.

      LK

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    4. Re:Not especially close by yellowstone · · Score: 1
      With no moon, the tides would stop.
      Any scenario where the moon is hit by something large enough to end the tides, would almost certainly also result in large chunks of debris falling out of orbit. Prolly more of an immediate problem than lack of tides...
      Without tides, the oceans would become large pools of stagnant water
      I am not an oceanographer (but I'm willing to play one on /.), but it seems to me that the sun's heating action is at least as important to maintaining ocean currents as the moon's tidal action. Of course, the afore-mentioned falling debris could certainly cause a lot of dust to be ejected into the atmosphere, forest fires putting soot, ash, and smoke into the air, and causing a nuclear-winter like situation.
      It would all go downhill after that.
      Yah. Either way, I'm guessing it wouldn't be a happy time.
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    5. Re:Not especially close by aldoman · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      The reason we have two tides is because we have two objects that effect the tides: one - the sun warming up, two - the moon tugging on the earth.

      This is also why the tides change with the moons position - it 'desyncs' them, if the moon was perfectly opposite it would cause one tide every 12 hours.

      So basically life would change in the oceans but it would most likely recover.

    6. Re:Not especially close by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A really cool light show. After the initial 'massive glowing crater' excitement, the really depressing stuff begins:

      Depending on the angle of impact effects would range from 'basically nothing' to 'global winter'.

      * Near side hit: Asteroid passes by the Earth *then* smacks into the moon

      * Far side hit: Moon plays left tackle; catches asteroid before it goes by the Earth.

      A 'near side' hit would probably throw enough ejecta into Earth orbit to have global concequences, possible ranging all the way up to the same effect as a nuclear winter. A guess would be that we would probably just see some seriously bad winters until the solar wind pushed all the atomized dust out of orbit -- no super-long term effects, but it would still be an Unhappy Event. Certainly a number of people would be killed by incoming ejecta, but no more so than generally die in car wrecks. Actually, more people would probably die in car wrecks because they were looking up at the fireballs streaking across the sky instead of driving.

      A far side hit would *probably* just create a big-ass halo around the moon for a while. The key difference is the the ejecta would go up and OUT -- away from Earth orbit.

      The impact crater would act kind of like a rocket nozzle, aiming gobs of rock and atmomized moon dust out into space -- or towards whatever is in its way. If it aims towards or obliqe to earth, much of that would go into orbit or enter earths atmosphere. Bad times. But the amount of stuff ejected depends on a whole slew of factors, things like 'did it hit bedrock or a 'valley' full of lunar dust?

      While I am a rocket scientist (well, I have a degree anyway), I don't study impacts. These are just educated guesses based on err, my education ;~)

      Oh, and: No, a three mile asteroid could NOT significantly adjust the moons orbit and NO it would NOT end all tides, nor would it have any chance of seriously damaging the moon. Moon: 1738 km radius. asteroid: ~4.8km radius. We might need to re-calculate the moons orbit at the 5th decimal place after an impact.... Maybe.

    7. Re:Not especially close by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the moon is missing us all the time - no news there... ;-)

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  14. seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by Depris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm getting kind of sick of this type of story. It seems like every few months their are stories released about some space object coming close to earth and 'just barely missing'.

    Though I am curious to know if their is an official plan for countering a colliding asteriod? What would our options be realistically if an asteriod going to impact in a matter of months?

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    1. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not a lot really. We don't really have the technology.

      We wouldn't get months probably. Days, perhaps. If we're really unlucky, hours.

      That would make one hell of a slashdot headline while it lasted, though.

    2. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by servognome · · Score: 1

      It seems like every few months their are stories released about some space object coming close to earth and 'just barely missing'.
      I agree, the media needs to stop hyping up these near misses and write the news story AFTER it hits us.

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    3. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've heard, the official plan involves a lot of running around screaming, and possibly crapping one's pants. But then again, that's probably what scientists are going to discover a few hundred years from now when they dig up the remains of a bar in Detroit.

    4. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got me next years April fools article

    5. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Though I am curious to know if their is an official plan for countering a colliding asteriod?

      They'd probably tell us that the object is going to come close, but miss us.

      What's the point in causing a global panic if there's nothing that can be done to stop it?

      LK

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    6. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, 2 days after it strikes slashdot will read:
      Asteroid going to strike earth.

      You're new here, right?

    7. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by johannesg · · Score: 1
      They'd probably tell us that the object is going to come close, but miss us.

      Damn it, you were supposed to KEEP QUIET about that!

    8. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by johannesg · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, 2 days after it strikes slashdot will read: Asteroid going to strike earth.

      And again another two days later, and yet again after a week. Anyone who survived the impact will be killed by heart failure.

      Think of the polls!

      "After the impact, I will be..."

      [ ] Dead.

      [ ] Surviving.

      [ ] Cowboy Neal will deflect the asteroid.

      "Having only hours to live, I will..."

      [ ] Find a beautiful woman and shag her until the earth shakes!

      [ ] Post some more on slashdot.

      [ ] Read a good book I never had time for before.

      [ ] Make sure my backups are in order.

      [ ] Position my webcame outside so people on other continents can see it come and watch me die.

      [ ] Set up that webcam, find Cowboy Neal, shag him until the earth shakes, then post about it on slashdot, and still have the satisfiction that noone will survive to talk about it.

      [ ] Same as above, but then find out the asteroid thing was a hoax.

    9. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by cortana · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Please mod up as 'funny'.

    10. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [] Having sex with a mare.

      Come on, are you new here?

    11. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by Lord+Dreamshaper · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what they're doing now...fsck Jeanne, the sky is falling par Toutatis!

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    12. Re:seems to be an awful lot of 'close calls' by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Larry Niven touched on some of that with the thoughts of his main character in "Inconstant Moon".

      What would you do if you thought civilization would end in the next few hours?* His treatment of it is by far the best I've ever seen in a short story.

      SB
      * Hmm... poll material there also?

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  15. Too bad it will miss Earth. by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

    I was looking forward to the free tacos.

    Maybe next time.

  16. peanut asteroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the giant, peanut shaped asteroid known as 4179 Toutatis will pass within 1 million miles of

    I hope it doesn't miss the chocolate bar asteroid known only in my hopes and dreams

  17. Considering by Skiron · · Score: 1

    The Earth is about 7000 miles in diameter (read small), we are a pretty insignificant rock in space for anything to hit, unfortunately.

    1. Re:Considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's why its never happened before ... look at all the dinosaurs over there ...

    2. Re:Considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      put a million monkeys in front of a million typewriters for a million years, and you will get a Shakespearean play.

      put a million monkeys in front of a million keyboards for 5 years, and you get a slashdot

    3. Re:Considering by mog007 · · Score: 1

      You obviously never saw Futurama.

      Fry: What killed all the dinosaurs?

      Giant Brain: ME!!!!

    4. Re:Considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is indeed unfortunate that we aren't bigger so more giant asteroids would hit us.

  18. Learn all about Near-Earth Objects by CompSurfer · · Score: 5, Informative

    NASA's NEO (Near Earth Object) program tracks many different objects, though I wish they had a bigger budget, then they could handle even more.

  19. Idea is not to obliterate the asteroid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The idea is not to obliterate the asteroid. The idea is to use the explosive force of the hydrogen bomb to slightly nudge the asteroid. A slight nudge far away from earth would change the asteroid's path sufficiently so that the object avoids earth.

    That is the meaning of the grandparent post.

  20. larger or smaller by oil · · Score: 1

    So, will it be larger or smaller the next time around?

  21. Re:ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    telling the public would be stupid... so we won't know about it

    Not at all. The news would probably leak out, and there would still be a panic.

    What you really want to do is tell people about the rock, but tell them it'll just a be a near miss, a million miles or some such. Nothing to worry about.

  22. Between 3.7 and 7.5 miles? by Jonathunder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be easier to say 6 to 12 Km?

    1. Re:Between 3.7 and 7.5 miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    2. Re:Between 3.7 and 7.5 miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bet you ride a bike, too...

    3. Re:Between 3.7 and 7.5 miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least I didn't have to kill people in other countries to get my oil :)

  23. Solar sails or small rockets by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

    I think the only way to effectively deal with an oncoming asteroid are:

    1) Send a lander out that anchors and deploys a large solar sail, using the power of the suns particles to divert the asteroid.

    2) Send a lander out that attaches an array of small (comparably) rockets that slowly alter the course of the asteroid. Much tougher on an asteroid such as this one that tumbles on two axis'.

    Unfortunatlely, both are unlikely to succeed because they need a long time to work, and we never see these things until it's a little too late...

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    1. Re:Solar sails or small rockets by nwmakel · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Nuke. 'nuf said.

    2. Re:Solar sails or small rockets by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      A nuke on the surface isn't enough to destroy an asteroid, or alter it's course. You may get hit with 3 or 4 smaller peices, but they'll still be plenty big to do massive damage.

      A nuke beneath the surface would be more effective, but is a major undertaking, especially went you don't know the composition of the asteroid.

      Really, if a big one is coming for us we're just dead, regardless of what hollywood says...

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    3. Re:Solar sails or small rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A nuke on the surface isn't enough to destroy an asteroid, or alter it's course. You may get hit with 3 or 4 smaller peices, but they'll still be plenty big to do massive damage.
      That's bullshit. You're making the assumption that the fragments don't diverge. Even if they diverge by a tenth of a degree from their original course that's enough as long as you hit it far enough out.
  24. The asteroid might miss us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..but ther might be another, quite catastrophic, development looming in the near future. It has been a couple of decades now that the number of powerful tornadoes has been increasing steadily. A Pentagon-commissioned report lists all the risks we are facing: disappearance of the Greenland ice sheet, disruption of north Atlantic stream, disappearance of Bangladesh and parts of the US east coast, famine due to drought and lack of arable land, disappearance of the south and central american rainforests. The Pentagon is worried that ultimately someone's going to press the big red button.

  25. That's too bad... by theraccoon · · Score: 3, Funny
    Guess that means I still gotta go to work on Monday.

    sigh.

  26. Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by Judg3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    An interesting note: the asteroid believed to have caused Earth's biggest mass extinction is thought to have been between 3.7 and 7.5 miles as reported here in 2001

    I was just watching something the other day on the History channel about a recent find. A huge lot of dinosaurs buried under meters of volcanic ash - sort of hinting a giant volcano blast may have done all the dirt work.

    I tried to google for some more info, but came up empty-handed. I did find this article though, about dinosaurs found in Alaska. It states that if they had managed to adapt to an arctic environment, then the "nuclear winter" effect of a large meteor hitting earth may not hold as much water.

    Then again, I doubt we'll ever truly know - maybe the dinosaurs just got tired of living and went the way of the Heaven's Gate members.

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    1. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by neafevoc · · Score: 1

      What about having the asteroid so large that upon impact the force puts so much pressure on the surface that molten lava begins spewing out of the earth's surface!

      Just a thought :)

    2. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      Huzzah! Neafevoc, you sir are a genius. That's the best of both worlds. Now, to quickly write a book on it and make millions!

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    3. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by jeremyp · · Score: 3, Informative

      The "Earth's biggest mass extinction" refers not to the dinosaurs being wiped out but the one at the end of the Permian more than 250 million years ago.

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    4. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      We've found people buried under meters of ash too.

      Personally, I fail to see how one can begin to claim to be able to tell the difference between a huge volcano erupting and a meteor which rips the core of the Earth open and ejects, oh yeah, everything that the volcano would.

      The only difference is that meteors tend to contain larger concentrations of iridium and other fun elements. But if the asteriod didn't have that, could you ever tell the difference? I contend the answer is no.

      So, if there is an iridium layer: Big ass whup'n. No layer? Then as you say... Who knows?

      Or maybe the meteor landed on the top of a big ass volcano -- popped the cork ;~)

    5. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Well, it is far more believable if the reason for the extinction is due to a big honking piece of rock hitting the earth, especially if this said piece of rock hit close to the present USA. Any big event far away from the USA, normal tektonic movent, volcanism and so on, won't engender any controversy and high TV ratings, since all Americans know that there is nothing important outside the borders of the USA. Therefore, the extinction has to be due to to a big rock hitting the earth smack next to the USA - science by mega media...

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    6. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      ...Isn't that huge-dinosaur-killing volcano somewhere around Ellowstone?

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    7. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by dido · · Score: 1

      ...and paleontologists aren't really sure what caused it, far less sure than they were about what caused the K-T extinction that killed off the dinosaurs. The asteroid collision theory is floated as well for the Permian-Triassic extinction, but the theory that seems to receive the greatest currency among scientists was a massive volcanic eruption in what is today Siberia, if I recall correctly.

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    8. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? by edittard · · Score: 0
      huge lot of dinosaurs buried under meters of volcanic ash - sort of hinting a giant volcano blast may have done all the dirt work.
      If you read this thread, you'd probably conclude that they legalised gay marriages and as a consequence immediately stopped reproducing.
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  27. Chances of getting hit soon are ridiculous by Larthallor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anatomically modern humans have been around about a hundred thousand years. That's roughly five or six THOUSAND generations. The chances that we get smacked by an asteroid within the lifetime of the first couple of generations that actually have a chance to see it coming is remote.

    Yes, it would be bad.

    Yes, it's going to happen if we don't stop it.

    No, it's not going to happen in your lifetime.

    No, I'm not giving you lots of money to try to stop one with primitive turn-of-the-millennium technology. When legitimate investments in space travel bring the cost of launch down and our robotics/sensors are better and our deep space propulsion systems are better, THEN I'll vote for spending money on a decent system.

    Or I would, if I wasn't going to die in the global bio-weapons apocalypse of 2027.

    1. Re:Chances of getting hit soon are ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The odds of an asteroid hitting the earth don't change just because the human race is still relatively young.

    2. Re:Chances of getting hit soon are ridiculous by SiChemist · · Score: 1


      The chances of being hit by an asteroid are EXACTLY THE SAME no matter what generation of humans observes the phenomenon.

    3. Re:Chances of getting hit soon are ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Preemption is the mother of invention... or of loads of cheap oil

    4. Re:Chances of getting hit soon are ridiculous by Larthallor · · Score: 1

      I totally agree.

      My entire argument could be rephrased as, "We've waited 100,000 years to do something about this; I think we can wait another 50 years for it to become much more affordable." Indeed, this argument makes sense only if the chances for an impact aren't any greater than they were before we could predict them.

      I think it's the people who suddenly feel we have to spend billions on an intercept plan just because we finally have a prayer of being successful with one that need the statistics lesson, don't you?

  28. Re: You need early warning by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
    Actually, pushing big objects of course is relatively easy. A tiny push can change the path enough enough to miss the earth by a huge margin. And there's plenty of methods one could imagine to apply a 'tiny' push.

    But for good effect, it needs to apply over extended period of time. So you need early warning. With the speeds of these objects, that means looking into deep space in all directions, so that you see the thing coming, months or years ahead. And there's the problem: roughly speaking, we are looking, but not too closely. And when something is spotted, the game plan isn't ready either.

  29. FU162 by djtripp · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is quite the appropriate letter sequence for an asteroid that comes close to earth.

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    1. Re:FU162 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, are you sixteen too ?

    2. Re:FU162 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, did you lose your sense of humour after your sixteenth birthday too ?

  30. Par Toutatis!!! Par Bélénos!!! by wringles · · Score: 1

    And to think that the only thing I used to fear was that the sky would fall on my head.

    1. Re:Par Toutatis!!! Par Bélénos!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, not too many Asterix fans here.
      Too bad most of the US is oblivious to the wonders of Tintin and Asterix.

  31. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 4, Insightful
    painting it white, with enough lead time would indeed work. Blowing it up, would not.

    Why?

    Because a billion tons of gravel travelling at 25,000 miles per hour is just as deadly as a billion ton chunk of rock travelling at 25,000 miles per hour. It's not the rock itself that's the problem. It's the kinetic energy from the object's mass that's the problem. Gravel - rock - it's all the same at 25,000 miles per hour...

    The only way a nuke really would work would be if it were small enough to nudge it off course, wihich would mean getting a BIG lead time on it. and that assumes that the asteroid is solid. It seems a lot of them aren't all thet well put together and a nuke would only turn the bullet/asteroid into a shotgun blast, per my previous description.

    RS

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  32. How long before we can reach it with rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and park it at one of the Lagrange points? Something that massive would be much better for an international space station than a few hundred tons in low earth orbit, and it would provide more than enough shielding for any conceivable solar flare.

    1. Re:How long before we can reach it with rockets by Whumpsnatz · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's a pretty good idea. We could probably do it today if we sent out a fuzzy-logic driven vehicle with a solar sail. Yeah, it'd take years. So what?

    2. Re:How long before we can reach it with rockets by mean+pun · · Score: 1
      How long before we can reach it with rockets and park it at one of the Lagrange points? Something that massive would be much better for an international space station than a few hundred tons in low earth orbit, and it would provide more than enough shielding for any conceivable solar flare.

      That is never going to be practical. What you are suggesting requires slowing it down almost completely. The amount of energy required for that would be huge (lots of orders of magnitude more than we're currently capable of).

      Moreover, if we want a huge rock in a convenient orbit, there are lots of good candidates in the solar system that would require far less energy.

    3. Re:How long before we can reach it with rockets by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      i think you've got a good idea, but in this particular case, it would be EXTRA difficult to pull off; Toutatis is tumbling along two axes, making its motion highly unpredicatable.

      Getting it to move to a Lagrange point would be extremely difficult. we'd probably have to stop its rotation first, and since its angular movement and rotation seemed to be tied, it's going to be tough.

      Toutatis is shaped almost like a bowling pin, maybe if we put rockets on each of its ends, and used computerized sensors to do controlled burns, we could get its rotation stabilized.

      Once we had that, we could do some course corrections, and eventually be able to move it into a controlled orbit or Lagrange point.

      I imagine the amount of fuel (energy) needed for all this would make the whole plan unfeasible though.

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  33. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure about that. Blasting the asteroid into gravel would greatly increase its total surface area. More surface area + same velocity = more heat generated from friction with the atmosphere. Therefore more of its mass would burn up before striking the earth.

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  34. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gravel - rock - it's all the same at 25,000 miles per hour...

    Until it hits the atmosphere, at which point the gravel particles vaporize due to the friction of re-entry.

  35. Online Game Based on The Floating Space Rock! by NashCarey · · Score: 1

    A few months back this rock was for sale on Ebay. The link no longer works so I can't post it. But there was a strange puzzle on the link. The puzzle lead everyone at http://www.forums.metaunlimited.com/viewtopic.php? p=1698&sid=f830243e623dcef49c07484dba7c7b35#16 98 to think this is an Alternate Reality Game http://www.argeuro.net/. Then we found http://www.orbitalcolony.com/ confirming that this is in fact an ARG. So the question is...

    Is this asteriod SlashDot is talking about real or fiction. Come play along with us an have fun!!

    1. Re:Online Game Based on The Floating Space Rock! by LBoomer · · Score: 1

      This is going to be cool, I have been kind of watching this, waiting for something to happen. They actually have a pretty cool trailer for the game at the orbital colony site. If that is any indication of the things to come, it looks like it is going to be quite interesting. Check it out at http://www.orbitalcolony.com/ and see for yourself. Looks sweet.

    2. Re:Online Game Based on The Floating Space Rock! by Blacklight1 · · Score: 1

      og upi vsm trsf yjod? er esmy upi pm pit yrs/

      EEE/ORTDOPMIM:OOYRF/VP

      Let the game begin.... 8)
      (gears up for many nights of brain bending)

    3. Re:Online Game Based on The Floating Space Rock! by NashCarey · · Score: 1

      Looks like National Geographic is down to /.

  36. Orientation never repeating exactly? by renehollan · · Score: 1, Funny
    The asteroid rotates around one axis once every 5.4 Earth days and, in turn, rotates around the other axis once every 7.3 Earth days. As such, "the orientation of the asteroid never repeats exactly," Ostro said.

    I call bull.

    It isn't clear to what the orientation is compared (...an observer on a fixed point on Earth?, ...a fixed point in the asteroid's orbital plane?), but at some point it will have the same orientation with regard to anything in a periodic motion relative to it.

    Let's take the simple example of the plane of it's orbit (ignoring pertubations caused by other objects: if you consider them, you'd come to the conclusion that no objects ever repeat their orientation toward one another, since there must be some object that moves in a non-periodic way relative to any of them -- even within periodic systems, the N-body problem has not been shown to have perfectly periodic solutions):

    It rotates on two axis with a period of 5.4 and 7.3 Earth days. Let's assume those figures are exact. It thus rotates ten times on each axis in 54 and 73 days, respectively. In 54*73 = 3942 days, it rotates on one axis 54*73/5.4 = 730 times, and on the other 54*73/7.3 = 540 times. Nice, whole numbers, reflecting the same orientation toward the plane of it's orbit (around the sun).

    Dividing by 10, in 394.2 days it rotates 73 times around one axis and 54 time around the other. As 54 and 73 are coprime (sharing no common factors except 1), this is the shortest interval in which it repeats it's orientation with respect to the plane of it's orbit around the sun.

    We can use the same process to compare it's location in it's orbit around the sun, with the Earth's orbit around the sun, and the position of a person on the surface of the Earth, as it rotates about it's axis. We could even account for the precession of the Earth's axis if we wished. In every case, there is some interval in which the person has rotated about the Earth's axis an integral number of times, the Earth has revolved around the sun an integral number of times, the asteroid has revolved around the sun an integral number of times, and has rotated about each of it's axis an integral number of times. This only fails if one of the periods (of rotation or revolution) is irrational. But, even then, you can find the interval between repeated orientations to an arbitrary degree of precision.

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    1. Re:Orientation never repeating exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume that each of the cycles which you've mentioned is unaffected by the other cycles. This is not the case - the cycles interact to produce icky iterative chaos.

    2. Re:Orientation never repeating exactly? by renehollan · · Score: 1

      No, I noted the fact that the motion is never periodic in an N-body system. However, it can be considered periodic if one ignores interactions between the various 2-body systems. This is a common simplifying assumption. But, the journalist ascribes the "fact" that the asteroid never presents the same orientation to it's odd two-mode rotation, and not gravitional affects.

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  37. A transhuman in defensive pod by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't have much problem. The pod could maneuver away quickly. When will we host our sentiences in defensive pod? Then we can get back to libertarian politics.

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  38. Probably just launch a few hundred nukes at it. by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    Detonate them in its path and stear it off course into the moon or somewhere else. Almost all our ICBMs leave the atmosphere as it is, and once they leave, it wouldn't take much to guide them where we want them. It would be one hell of a light show for sure.

    1. Re:Probably just launch a few hundred nukes at it. by cortana · · Score: 1
      Just make sure you're well shielded if you're on the light-show facing side of the planet. Otherwise...

      dont go there nobody wants that

  39. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What if two nukes were sent. One to break the astroid into thousands of pieces and the second to distribute those pieces over a greater amount of area?

  40. Humans are not dinosaurs by mantera · · Score: 3, Insightful



    Even if such an object hit Earth, I seriously doubt that it would lead to human extinction. In fact, it probably won't even kill as many people as the tens, or possibly even hundreds, of millions we have killed during the 20th century in two world wars, many other wars, and persistent indifference to humanitarian crises of famine or disease. This may be a young crowd, but those of us old enough who have grown up during the heat of the cold war will probably have less to worry about from a meteor hitting than all those tens of thousands of ICBM the USA and USSR seemed willing to unleash on each other and everyone at a very short notice.

    Many species survived many mass extinction events, and, ironically and in fact, many of such species have been, or are being, driven to extinction by none other than us. Soon we will have successfully driven biodiversity to the minimum we have allowed to survive because we want it, such as dairy and poultry farms, and pets.

    I am willing to bet that the last surviving species on Earth will be humans and microbes.

    1. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Yup. I'll take the non-radioactive smoking hole in the ground any day.

      And you forgot poodles.

    2. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think humans are so greatly suited to survive? We're fragile beings that need a very specific envrionment to survive. The only thing we have going for us is our brains but that won't help much in some extinction level events. In fact, our knowlege may cause some of these events eg: global warming. Yeah there will always be microbes around because they are so diverse and adapt easily, but I think humans will be one of the first species to die off along with other land dwellers. Most likely aquatic life will be the survivors.

    3. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by Decaff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We're fragile beings that need a very specific envrionment to survive

      Absolutely not. One of the reasons our species is so successful is our ability to deal with a very wide range of environments, from the hottest deserts to the artic circle.

      Most likely aquatic life will be the survivors.

      This is probably true. It seems that the main period of death after the 'dinosaur-killer' impact was a few hours after impact. The survivors were almost all aquatic creatures and burrowers. And insects, of course - they seem to survive just about anything.

    4. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1

      dont forget the cockroaches!

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    5. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about the cockroaches

    6. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      One of the reasons our species is so successful is our ability to deal with a very wide range of environments, from the hottest deserts to the artic circle.
      Only by cheating, i.e. using technology. If we lost that (and think about how specialisation means everything is interdependent) we wouldn't look so clever.
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    7. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      "Absolutely not. One of the reasons our species is so successful is our ability to deal with a very wide range of environments, from the hottest deserts to the artic circle."

      You realize, of course, that "wide range" of environments go from abot -20 to 50 degrees Celsius. In the large scale of things, that's amazingly narrow. Ditto for the range of atmospheric pressure and atmosphere composition we can survive, as well as radiation and a bunch of other things that could change.
      Still think we have a wide range of adaptability? How many planets do you think there are where we can live? As far as we can tell. it's just this one.

    8. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
      "I am willing to bet that the last surviving species on Earth will be humans and microbes."

      It's always nice to make bets where you don't have to pay if you lose. ;-)

    9. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Only by cheating, i.e. using technology. If we lost that (and think about how specialisation means everything is interdependent) we wouldn't look so clever.

      First, why is this cheating?

      Secondly, we don't need technology to do it, unless you would call the Inuits and native Australians technological.

    10. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Still think we have a wide range of adaptability? How many planets do you think there are where we can live? As far as we can tell. it's just this one.

      I don't think this relates to the argument. The point was that compared to other animals we live in a narrow range of environments. This is false. Anyway - men have walked on the moon, which is certainly a very extreme environment!

    11. Re:Humans are not dinosaurs by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful
      First, why is this cheating?
      [sarcasm] Because it's against the rules [/sarcasm]

      Your argument that humans can survive across a wide range of climatic zones was misleading to say the least. Humans with artificial aids can. By that logic, humans can fly too.

      Secondly, we don't need technology to do it, unless you would call the Inuits and native Australians technological.
      Compared to other animals[1] they are, which is the point that you seem to have completely missed. Perhaps you were distracted by a polar bear throwing a harpoon at you, or hiding from boomerang wielding wombats.

      [1] Not meant as a slight against those particular groups, before anyone starts.

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  41. Re: Asteroid by demon_2k · · Score: 0

    Im curious how did earth rurvive so long with all that mass moving around in space...Because we will have to deal with a situation like that sooner or later, will we be ready??? Somehow i don't think it's as easy as nuking it.

  42. *Drewel* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh no! A gigant... mmmmmm, peanuts....

  43. Bring 'em On! by hedley · · Score: 1

    I will take a page out of contemporary "leadership" and show those space rocks who the boss is!

    Now look whose winning! 1million miles! Ha try harder next time.

  44. if all else fails... by Zoko+Siman · · Score: 1

    ...we'll just go through the star gate....

  45. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by RichMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > Therefore more of its mass would burn up before striking the earth.

    And dump the heat into the atmosphere. Congratulations you have just managed to convert the energy from a kinetic impact into a heat event probably affecting a much wider range than before.

    The choices
    A) smashed: solid ground absorbes energy
    B) broiled: atmosphere absorbs energy

  46. Painting Your Way to Sunshine by contagious_d · · Score: 0

    I believe I would be behind the idea 100% if there was open source software and a celebrity involved. Could we get Mario to do this? Maybe fill up his little water-squirter backpack with white paint? How 'bout starting a project on sourceforge to reprogram the backpack? We could call it Open Asteroid Squirter.

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  47. I'm Disappointed by StevenHenderson · · Score: 1

    Surely we can find some way to blame terrorists for this. Especially so close to election time! :)

    1. Re:I'm Disappointed by piquadratCH · · Score: 1

      It's those damn bugs again!

    2. Re:I'm Disappointed by MasterDater · · Score: 1

      Yea, afterall we all know terrorists had nothing to do with 9/11.

      Please tell me when the hell terrorists get blamed for shit they didn't do?

  48. The reason you hear about these things by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

    Some people (like, I don't know... SETI) periodically release reports like these in order to ensure funding and the existance of their jobs.

    A bit like our President and his terror alerts.

    1. Re:The reason you hear about these things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      both the terror alerts and the SETI saved countless lives. Nobody said freedom is free. If you don't like it, you are just plainly unpatriotic.

    2. Re:The reason you hear about these things by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if you are joking or not.

      I kind of hope you are not, because that would be extra funny.

  49. Re:ummm... by moonbender · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hilarious! :)

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  50. Astronomers would learn a lot if it hit the moon by billstewart · · Score: 4, Informative
    If something that big hit the Earth, it would release a huge amount of debris into the atmosphere, affecting solar energy absorbtion/reflection, maybe doing a nuclear-winter-style cooling, affecting clouds, possibly causing chemical-related problems depending on what it threw around, making a big atmospheric shock wave that would devaste everything in a huge radius around it, cause lots of fires, and cause a big earthquake which might trigger more quakes, etc.,

    But the moon doesn't have an atmosphere or oceans, so most of those things simply won't happen - lots of dust goes ballistic and lands, a chunk of the moon's surface gets vaporized (ok, causing a temporary localized atmosphere of sorts, but not enough to care about), and the dust covers some existing craters, but if there's a new crater on a side of the moon we can see, maybe it'd be deep enough to get some real insight about the inside of the moon.

    Certainly lots of business for astronomers for a while. It'd be much more annoying if it hit the far side of the moon where we can only see it from spaceships.

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  51. asteroid runs gentoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    it actually runs gentoo. It's still compiling as we speak. That's why it avoided us, so it can finish its compile.

    1. Re:asteroid runs gentoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I heard it's running debian. It's so busy defending itself on slashdot forums and generally making every other debian user look like a moron that it hasn't had time to hit the earth, much less anything else.

    2. Re:asteroid runs gentoo by dochood · · Score: 1

      Great! Then we're safe for another 20 million years or so!

  52. Put your head between your legs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and kiss your ass goodbye

  53. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by mOoZik · · Score: 1

    But if you have asteroids of smaller size, they will burn up much easily in the earth's atmosphere, would they not? If you have on giant asteroid, the burnup in the atmosphere would have little effect. Something to consider before discouting the "blowing up" idea.

  54. spurious precision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's its, not it's orbit, etc, etc.

    Perhaps the orbits are erratic? Perhaps the journalist got the summary wrong?

    1. Re:spurious precision by renehollan · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. It was a typo that I missed, and not a gramatical error. There were a bunch of spelling errors in my haste to post as well.

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  55. Moon? by OgGreeb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does anyone ever run trajectory calculations for a strike on the Moon, rather than Earth? And what size Moon strike would cause problems here? Could the moon eject a chunk in our direction sufficiently large to be a problem? For that matter, what would happen to the Moon in that situation?

    Too many questions -- no idea of the impact (pun intended.)

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    1. Re:Moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine of the moon were moved off its course. The slight change in gravity interaction will cause a change in earth's course and magnetic field. Most likely many electronics would break and the weather will slowly alter until it resembeles nothing we've known ever. And then..who knows. Its hard to predict what would happen without a moon or the moon in a different position but the one thing is for sure is that things would change.

    2. Re:Moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been staring at it too long. You're talking shit again.

  56. I hope it's not just me... by bloxnet · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but every time I see one of these stories, I think of some extremely long-lived alien warlord interns having a conversation like this:

    Braxxis009A - "Idiots! How many times do I have to tell you anthropods even a trillionth of a degree of miscalculation will cause a complete and total miss! Now reload the Meteoro 2000 Planet Blaster XL with another rock and GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!!!!"

    1. Re:I hope it's not just me... by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      "...and this time, don't touch my peanuts!"

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    2. Re:I hope it's not just me... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      "Braxxis009A, we are very sorry to report that Engineer839JA was intoxicated on blaaarg juice again, and due to his failure to oversee the maintenance on the steering jets in his sector, the Tentacle Of Destruction will miss the Third Planet this time around again."

      Braxxis009A: "Dammit, it's so hard to find good help nowadays..."

      SB

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  57. What if it breaks in two? by Whumpsnatz · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know whether this rock has been around a really long time, or whether it's a chunk broken off a larger chunk? What happens if it breaks in two just as its rotation slings one end of it right at us?

    Well, as someone else said, we don't need any help; we're doing a really good job of murdering the planet all by ourselves.

  58. Negative news by xyloplax · · Score: 1

    Today, I determined that I would not get hit by the Q32 bus and it would miss me by a full block and half. I am studying it's path to see if future drive bys will result in me getting run over.

    News has gotten boring, they have to report what doesn't happen.

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  59. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Because a billion tons of gravel travelling at 25,000 miles per hour is just as deadly
    You have a bigger surface area, so more friction, greater heating and a greater proportion of the mass becomes vapour or gets deflected when it hits atmosphere - so a lot of the energy goes somewhere other than on the ground.

    It all depends on how big it is, how fast it is, and where it is going, where it gets turned to gravel and how big the gravel is. If it is far enough out most of the gravel will completely miss, if it is too close in it and a lot of it will simply be like worrying whether a puppy will be hurt more by a shotgun or .44 at medium range.

    There's a lot of room between the rocks out there. If something is big and fast the earths gravity won't change its course much to pull it in, we are a moving target, and nothing is aiming for us anyway.

  60. Hey BushCo by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    Just in case the human race is still here in 2562 (I know - a longshot), wouldn't it be prudent to try to break it up into smaller pieces now? Although I guess this would require foresight beyond that of which dumb beasts that destroy the planet they live on for profit are capable of.

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    1. Re:Hey BushCo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does the U.S. taxpayer have to save the world - again?

      Isn't it about time for the Eurosavages pick up the tab for something?

      Perhaps you lack the foresight to understand this..

  61. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by smurf975 · · Score: 1
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  62. Asteroid Ominousness Index by UranusReallyHertz · · Score: 1

    Divide the Mass of the object by the distance it will pass earth. If > than ?, post on Slashdot.

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  63. Best Armageddon Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dan to President: "Well, our object collison budget's about a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky."

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  65. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But if you have asteroids of smaller size, they will burn up much easily in the earth's atmosphere, would they not?

    Let's do the math on burning the asteroid up in the atmosphere. Assume you have a 3-mile diameter asteroid going at 50,000mph. That's 5.7e10 m^3 of rock; assuming 5 tons/m^3, mass = 2.9e14 kg. Energy = 0.5mv^2 = 7.2e22 joules.

    Assume a blob of gravel of this mass hits one side of the earth evenly distributed over an entire hemisphere over a 1 minute time span. That deposits the energy over 2.6e14 m^2 surface area in 60 seconds, for a total power flux of 4.6 megawatts per square meter of the entire earth; about 4000X the brightness of the sun for 1 minute. Even if the burnup occurs high in the atmosphere, the power influx at the surface would not diminish because the radiation is coming from the whole sky, not from a point source.

    Bottom line, everything would fry.

  66. Not smashing; you use a stand-off device by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1
    You want a standoff weapon for multiple reasons:
    1. Name the styles of device which can withstand impact into a target at even ICBM velocities and still detonate correctly. Can't list even one? Want to bet civilization on it working? Me either.
    2. If you use a stand-off weapon you can apply a shove (by vaporizing a layer off the asteroid surface and expanding it into space) on any side, even a quartering part of the back side. This lets you apply a shove in the direction optimal for making the rock miss the Earth, or crash into something else (like the Moon, if you're lucky enough to have exactly the right configuration).
    The real problem is that we do not have the ready launch vehicles and nuclear devices to perform such a trajectory change on short notice. This is the thing I fear the most: our search programs turn up a dangerous rock on an impact orbit in ~6 months, and there is nothing we can do to fix the problem in time.
  67. What painting does by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 4, Interesting
    There are a few matters of physics that you have to know for this to make sense:
    1. Both solar and thermal radiation exert pressure.
    2. The incoming solar radiation pushes away from the Sun, but the thermal re-radiation from the asteroid pushes away from the hottest parts.
    3. Asteroids rotate, so the thermal-radiation pressure is not directly away from the Sun but away from the "afternoon" part. The lower the albedo (darker) and the greater the thermal conductivity (lag between peak insolation and peak temperature), the greater the difference between the direction to the Sun and the thrust vector.
    By painting the asteroid whiter (or, in theory, darker) you change the amount of heat absorbed and thus the ratio between the thrust from the reflected light (tracks exactly with incoming light) and the thrust from the radiated heat. Given enough time this will let you change the orbit of the rock enough to miss (or possibly hit) what you want it to. This works best with smaller bodies and long (very long) lead times.
    1. Re:What painting does by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Soooo, instead of a team of oil drillers, we need to send a team of building painters ?

      The object is 3 miles in (average) diameter, that's one heck of a surface to paint. And one frigging bucketful of paint too, which in turn means quite a mass of paint. Wouldn't it make more sense to just throw the equivalent of the mass of paint required at the asteroid to drive it slightly off course ?

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  68. Almost... by Duhavid · · Score: 1

    No, it's not going to happen in your lifetime.

    Replace with:

    It's not likely to happen in your lifetime.

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  70. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    The choices
    A) smashed: solid ground absorbes energy
    B) broiled: atmosphere absorbs energy

    I definitely take choice B. While the hit on the solid ground will certainly have direct effect on all of us, it's not necessariliy the same with slight heating of the stratosphere (where it's freezing cold, anyway: like -50 degrees or so). We will most probably feel it somehow down here in the troposphere, and we won't like it probably (even worse weather etc.), but it won't kill us instantly as in choice A.

  71. Frying pan -> fire by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1
    Even if you could somehow take a guidance system designed for putting a warhead just above a target on the ground and destroying it and use it to make a far faster approach to a much, much smaller object and still go off with the required accuracy of timing, you wouldn't be accomplishing much except to add radioactive fallout to the considerable blast, heat and tsunami damage.

    ICBMs typically reach velocities of about 15,000 MPH for their sub-orbital trajectories. Getting into orbit requires about 18,000 MPH, and getting away from Earth to intercept a ways out (days) would require an escape trajectory and 25,000 MPH or more of delta-V. You are not going to get this from an ICBM without very heavy modifications... and that's without the new guidance system. Not trivial.

  72. damn! no pr0n? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I clicked the link because I saw "Miss Earth" in the headline and assumed it had something to do with young women wearing bikinis.

  73. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 0, Troll

    Because a billion tons of gravel travelling at 25,000 miles per hour is just as deadly as a billion ton chunk of rock travelling at 25,000 miles per hour. It's not the rock itself that's the problem. It's the kinetic energy from the object's mass that's the problem. Gravel - rock - it's all the same at 25,000 miles per hour...

    Let's try a simple mental experiment. Imagine two guns. One is loaded with a standard lead bullet. The other is loaded with lead dust, with exactly the same mass as that of the bullet. Or let's even make it twice the same mass. Which of the guns you'd rather have firing at you?

  74. a giant penis shaped asteroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am so sorry for this post

  75. What's the goal? by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1
    For defense, you want to kick the rocks heading for Earth no matter how slowly, or quickly, they'd hit. For capture, you want to find a rock with small delta-V requirements no matter how far away its closest approach is right now. Two different selection criteria.

    Besides, you probably want to get your shielding material sooner rather than later, and not wait for the approach of a dangerous rock to set your schedule.

  76. BLOWING UP AN ASTEROID DOESN'T WORK by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I posted this before, I'll post it again - it seems no one is listening.

    If you blow up an asteroid of some arbitrary tonnage, say, a nice round billion tons, the planet is STILL fucked. Why?

    Simple, and I repeat, a billion tons of gravel is still a billion tons of rock. Sure: there is more surface area and greater heating, BUT - all you have done is taken a catastrophic impact event of a billion tons of rock hitting several quintillion tons of rock (earth) into a billion tons of rock hitting a few million tons of air. At 25,000 mph, the kinetic energy of a billion tons of gravel will get converted directly into heat. So instead of a giant pinpoint nuke going off, it would turn a larger area of the planet into something like a broiler set on HIGH, and this heat event would last quite a long time, as anything that can burn will burn (explosively). Net effect: we all die.

    Also: hitting it with a nuke ASSUMES it will *ALL* be reduced to gravel, and this isn't necessarily true. Many asteroids aren't that well put together, and there is a greater chance that by setting off a nuke on an asteroid, instead of a billion ton rock hitting in one spot, you could as easily end up with, say, four 200 million ton rocks all plowing into roughly the same little patch on earth AND 200 million tons of sand, gravel, frozen gasses, and other crap to turn the place into the solar system's biggest hibachi.

    I can assure you what I speak is true - IANAAP (I am not an astrophysicist) but I have friends who are, and they all tell me the exact same thing:

    blowing it up only works in (bad) hollywood movies.

    You can't live outside the law of the conservation of mass and energy. A billion (or more) tons of rock is still a billion tons of rock, and when it's travelling at 25,000 miles per hour, it'll blow through 100 miles of atmosphere in about (but not a lot more) than a quarter of a second. BOOM. Game Over.

    So, to re-iterate for the jillionth time:

    BLOWING UP AN ASTEROID REALLY DOESN'T WORK. PERIOD. REALLY.

    RS

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    1. Re:BLOWING UP AN ASTEROID DOESN'T WORK by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Peter Griffin: "Go on..."

    2. Re:BLOWING UP AN ASTEROID DOESN'T WORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fell out of my chair. We should start changing to obligatory Family Guy quotes instead of Simpsons quotes.

    3. Re:BLOWING UP AN ASTEROID DOESN'T WORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because when it shatters, they'll all just stay clustered in a tightly grouped sphere of loose rocks...

      and even if they did, you could hit them with a second nuke to disperse them.

    4. Re:BLOWING UP AN ASTEROID DOESN'T WORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah, because when it shatters, they'll all just stay clustered in a tightly grouped sphere of loose rocks...

      Yeah, they do. Gravity does that, ya know.

      and even if they did, you could hit them with a second nuke to disperse them.

      It would take much more energy than any nuke to disperse that amount of matter.

    5. Re:BLOWING UP AN ASTEROID DOESN'T WORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      and even if they did, you could hit them with a second nuke to disperse them


      No you can't, because there is no shock wave in space. You have to vaporize it or it just ignores your nuke.

  77. Define "problem" by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 3, Informative
    The chunks of ejecta from a lunar impact will almost certainly be much smaller than the original body, and very few of them would actually hit Earth. The ones which did might well be spread out over time, also. Faced with a choice between braving a 3-mile asteroid impact on Earth and the debris coming to Earth from impact of the same on the moon, I'll let it hit the moon.

    We do have some meteorites which are known to have come from the moon, so it's proven that stuff kicked off of there can wind up here. It's also pretty obvious that the pieces that wind up here are nowhere near as big as what smacked the moon in the first place.

    1. Re:Define "problem" by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      If the moon got a big enough chunk knocked out of it though, even if that didn't hit us, the surfing would be AWESOME!!!!

  78. Informative. by flibberdi · · Score: 1

    >>
    "National Geographic News reports in this story that a giant, peanut shaped asteroid known as 4179 Toutatis will pass within 1 million miles of Earth on Weds, the 29th
    >>

    Gee.... I was expecting to be informed of a direct hit! That way I would be prepared for the chaos down town, the complete armageddon as the result of people running amok in cheer panic.

    1. Re:Informative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...the chaos down town, the complete armageddon as the result of people running amok in cheer panic."

      Are you sure you're not watching TV from the Florida East Coast? You've described our supermarkets and hardware stores perfectly!

      BTW, it's about 50mph (67mph gusts) here in Ft. Lauderdale as I write.

      Happy Hurricane,
      Mal the Elder

  79. No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just deploy the ship from Atari's Asteroids game. It can shoot the asteroid into two 1.5 mile long asteroids and deflect them in the other direction.

  80. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Let's try a simple mental experiment. Imagine two guns. One is loaded with a standard lead bullet. The other is loaded with lead dust, with exactly the same mass as that of the bullet. Or let's even make it twice the same mass. Which of the guns you'd rather have firing at you?

    You're still wrong, because of the masses, velocities and time involved, and I've discussed that elsewhere.

    Your simple mental experiment is rong as it is simple minded. Now, to scale your experiment, take the bullet travelling directly down at your head, but instead of going through 100 miles of air (and most of that is in the last 10 miles) the bullet is coming at you at bullet speed, 2000 mph, instead of 25,000 mph, and it's only going through 600 feet of air instead of 100 miles, and most of it is very thin except for the last few feet which are normal pressure. So, you have a few ounces of lead in a bullet going right at your head at 2000mph or a few ounces of lead powder or buckshot heading at your head at 2000 mph. Which would you rather deal with? Especially considering that neither the bullet or grit has much atmosphere to contend with until the very last? See?

    You're still DEAD.

    RS

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  81. Definitely worth it by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Upon further consideration, I've come to the conclusion that if an asteroid that big did collide with the Earth ... the complete destruction of all life on the planet would be a small price to pay for finally getting rid of Microsoft.

    (It's funny. Laugh.)

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    1. Re:Definitely worth it by fzammett · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would be funny if I didn't think half of Slashdot would, at least privately, entertain the idea in a serious way.

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  82. Hmmm. Same day as Scaled's X prize launch. by chopper749 · · Score: 1

    Hope they miss!

  83. Re:Frying pan - fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amen. was just going to write same but you beat me to it.

    Though maybe we can sell this story to get a bigger cut for our military for defences agains 'extraterrestrial threats'

  84. *drooool* by zenneth · · Score: 0

    (Scene - Press Conference)

    Professor Frink: Hoyven Maven! My new program that has been scanning the skies via powerful telescopes has discovered that a gigantic asteroid is on a collision course with the Earth.

    Kent Brockman: What exactly do you mean by "gigantic"?

    Professor Frink: It appears to be in the region of 3.5592 miles in diameter. It is also shaped like a peanut.

    (cut to the Simpson living room, Homer watches TV from the couch)

    Homer(drooling): peeeee-nuuuuts.

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  85. Oh, Nukes can work all right. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    Given all the other points, more than 1/2 of the energy would radiate away from the surface (it'd be 1/2 if the earth was a flat target, but it is not.) A great deal of what remains would be absorbed by the upper atmosphere, which is very, very cold and can stand a very large temperature raise indeed without giving us any immediate trouble way down here.

    Furthermore, if the original mass is broken down into small masses, there was a great deal of energy applied, yes? What part of your asumption shows that these remaining small masses have had insufficient momentum imparted to them to miss the atmosphere entirely, and others to only graze? Not only by the original energy input, but by hitting each other as well - a "pool table break" effect, if you will.

    More: Huge energy discharges create other effects, such as shock waves (literally walls of very hard air), plasma and so on. Early impactors will create "harder spots" in the atmosphere that will cause later impactors to splash back to some degree, rather than deliver that 1/2 energy component towards the surface. They could hit each other was well.

    I will certainly grant you that it wouldn't be a good thing, but it's not nearly as bad as you paint it - because it's not as simple as volume and speed once it's been well nuked.

    That was all assuming a front and center blast with an evenly radial component. If we were to nuke it from behind, we're assnecks, of course, so we won't consider that case.

    Nuking it from one side or the other hard enough to reduce it to 1000 subchunks will definitely impart considerable sideways momentum. Do it far enough away, and it'll miss the planet. In 1000 chunks, but so what? Or most of them will miss. A far better case than letting it come in unmolested.

    So... it turns out that Hollywood, and the SF writers they took the ideas from (it sure wasn't Hollywood who thought this up) was right after all. Tell your astrophysicist pals to look at more of the effects. They'll get a different answer.

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    1. Re:Oh, Nukes can work all right. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Sorry fungyrz, your post is so far below (position wise) all the insigtfull posts, but I think you have not read any of them?
      Your post is that ignorant (that means, you dont know anything about the topic) but also that full with pseudo science terms, like plasma, sideways momentum etc. that everybody in your hood will believe you are an expert :D

      why dont you read this post: http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=123173 &cid=10350971

      or this one: http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=123173 &cid=10351199

      Well, this whole thread shows: democraty sucks. If people like those, who are posting here that crap, are allowed to vote about measures against an asteroid, we are all doomed.

      angel'o'sphere

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    2. Re:Oh, Nukes can work all right. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Ignorant, eh? Well, let's see:

      • If you have an actual counterpoint, aside from the empty statement you made above, I'm still paying attention.

      • I read all the posts that were up at the time, from the beginning to the position of my comment in the thread, prior to posting.

      • The US is a republic, not a democracy. This is quite a different thing. Until you learn that, you can't hope to understand how the US operates. However, don't feel bad - most US citizens don't understand it either.

      • I don't live in a "hood." I own enough land so that there are no neighbors within gunshot (high powered rifle) distance. I do, however, have a moderate physics and general science background, and I like to blow stuff up. :)

      For your benefit as a non-English speaker:

      Momentum: A measure of the motion of a body equal to the product of its mass and velocity either as considered on one, or more, vectors.

      Sideways: A relative motion, in this specific case, relative to the original earth-intercepting vector. The specific motion, of course, is the sum of the original vector and the added vector, but they can be considered separately or together. I prefer to consider them separately, just as a matter of convenience.

      Plasma:: An electrically neutral, highly ionized gas composed of ions, electrons, and neutral particles. It is a phase of matter distinct from solids, liquids, and normal gases.

      If you think you understand these terms, and still think they were used incorrectly, please feel free to describe the precise problem with my usage. I'm quite interested.

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    3. Re:Oh, Nukes can work all right. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      All arguments against your idea how stuff works are in the two posts I have quoted.

      In short: blasting an asteroid of that size into dust means we get hit with some million H-Bombs equivalent, blasting the atmosphere away or heating it up to several thousand degree celsius. Only ocean life, plancton etc. and microbs will survive that.

      Getting an impact by a solid block causes earthquakes, an eruption, "nucelar winter" and tsunamies etc. However even some people might survive elswhere.

      I know all the tech terms, and I know the difference between democracy and republic, lol. I was just sarcastic and did not want to accuse you not knowing THAT. But your physic understanding ... well, you should have started your post with: I do not believe that ....

      I understand those terms, likely you used them corectly. But: if you understand the terms as well, the formulars to calculate how big the "sideways momentum" might be, if a singel h-bomb makes close hit, are EASY. So you will figure you are wrong if you just enter the numbers.

      Plasma and shockwave: well, a shockwave moves with a speed about the sound barrier ( a small multiply). The impacting particles, in case of dust, are up to 50 times faster.

      I simply can not see how the shockwave of one of those particles should shield the earth against the following ones :D

      Especially as that wave moves in circles away from the impact point and not up behind the impacting body.

      Finally: if the upper athmosphere gets heated up, like you think it will not harm us: it gets heated to about 3000 degrees. How long can you take a sun bath under a sky with that temperature in a distance/hight of just a few kilometers?

      And why do you think that millions of rocks big enough to come down to 1 km hight or even down to surface wont heat the atmosphere near surface the up?

      Tzzz... of course the whole atmosphere, through which particles move, will be heated. Of course, that is a stronger effect in bigger hights, but the total amount of energy is what matters.

      angel'o'sphere

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    4. Re:Oh, Nukes can work all right. by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All arguments against your idea how stuff works are in the two posts I have quoted.

      No, they're not. The arguments in those posts assume that the rubble hits just as the main body would have; that's only true if the blast is very late. The arguments in those posts assume that 100% of the energy of the impact is radiated downward. That's not true at all. Those arguments assume that all of the rubble delivers all of it's kinetic energy as heat directed downwards. Neither is true - it's not all heat, and it's not all directed downwards. All of these assumptions are the consequence of simplistic thinking.

      In short: blasting an asteroid of that size into dust means we get hit with some million H-Bombs equivalent, blasting the atmosphere away or heating it up to several thousand degree celsius. Only ocean life, plancton etc. and microbs will survive that.

      This is incorrect. The reason that it is incorrect is because when a blast large enough to fragment a body of that size is applied, the body will alter its vector significantly. If the blast is applied to the side, and in a sufficient amount of time, the vector will cause the rubble to miss.

      Getting an impact by a solid block causes earthquakes, an eruption, "nucelar winter" and tsunamies etc. However even some people might survive elswhere.

      Yes. However, you completly miss the point. The objective here is to miss getting hit by either the block, or the majority of its fragments. That is quite aside from the simplistic - and incorrect - assumption that 100% of the kinetic energy will be delivered if the object is converted to rubble.

      I understand those terms, likely you used them corectly. But: if you understand the terms as well, the formulars to calculate how big the "sideways momentum" might be, if a singel h-bomb makes close hit, are EASY. So you will figure you are wrong if you just enter the numbers.

      Obviously, if we're talking about the same object we started talking about, we're not talking about "a single h-bomb." If you want to break an object the size of the "peanut" into 1000 fragments (other than one really big one and 999 really small ones) then you'll be using a lot more force than a single bomb can deliver. h-bombs aren't magic. Now: If instead you figure the force required to fragment the thing into more or less equal rubble, you will find that the forces imparted to the original vector are not insignificant, either from the blasts and/or from large parts of the object being turned into high-velocity gas and dust going in a new direction.

      Plasma and shockwave: well, a shockwave moves with a speed about the sound barrier ( a small multiply). The impacting particles, in case of dust, are up to 50 times faster.

      Speed is not the issue. How hard the air is, is the issue. Think about it.

      I simply can not see how the shockwave of one of those particles should shield the earth against the following ones :D

      Well, stick your face outside a jet cockpit at mach 1, and you'll learn. Well, your next of kin will learn. :) Or, shoot a single tiny 22 caliber bullet into an oil drum filled with water. Watch what happens to the lid. Shock waves are nothing to discount.

      Especially as that wave moves in circles away from the impact point and not up behind the impacting body.

      As you observed above, the speed that the shock wave travels isn't much compared to the incoming bodies. Therefore, the incoming bodies will run into the shockwaves. Rock hard air meeets rock. Bang. With the rock hard air between the result and the earth, mind you.

      Finally: if the upper athmosphere gets heated up, like you think it will not harm us: it gets heated to about 3000 degrees. How long can you take a sun bath under a sky with that temperature in a distance/hight of just a few kilometers?

      The issue isn't how hot a spot gets, it is, how many spots get that ho

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    5. Re:Oh, Nukes can work all right. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      To make the long story short.
      All your points are valid. But say nothing with outnumbers.
      We dont talk about rocks of the size of 100m. We talk about some kilometers. If such a "rubisch'" cloud hits the atmosphere, it gets heated. So far we agree. You claim the atmosphere was a heat sink. Well, that would be true if we would talk about 100 degrees and not 3000 degrees.
      The heat distribution in case of a few hundred degrees would be by turbulence. In the case we look at it is by radiation. So the heat comes down in milliseconds. Basicly you get the same impression as if a h bomb is detonating in 10kms distance, you get a heat flash before the shockwave reaches you.

      Regarding your bullet and oil example (sand or straw blocks). Place a target behind a oil can. Use an automatic weapon with deteermined amount of shots, lets say, 3 or 4 or 5. Fire them and later examine how many bullets impact how deep into the target.

      You will that the shock wave does not prevent any of the bullets, besides the first one, from penetrating the oil and hitting the target.

      If at all, the first blocks of rock hitting the atmosphere will make room for the rest to follow to hit more easyly.

      Regarding hitting the asteroid with a lot of h bombs, I guess if the first few manage to break it into dust. Further ones wont have any big effect on the dust anymore, except if the manage to ignition inside of the dust cloud.

      However, we agree, I think that teh ebst way is to hit an asteroid as early as possible.

      Our first discussion IMHO was about: if its close, its better for us to get hit by a rock or better for us to get hit by a pile of rubbish. IMO all numbers speack for rock.

      angel'o'sphere

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  86. By Belenos! by echucker · · Score: 1

    I guess the sky is going to fall on our heads after all!

  87. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by CmdrTostado · · Score: 1

    Granite weighs only about 2.9 tons a cubic meter. So if the thing has a density similar to granite, the kinetic energy would be reduced from the your original estimate.

  88. Clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The bugs sent it.

    Do you want to learn more?

  89. Another word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guesundheit

  90. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    OK, but I used to incinerate ants and ignite paper in 1 second with a magnifying glass that probably only concentrated a couple of hundred to 1. Even if in the real world my calculation is high by a factor of 100, we still would get roasted.

  91. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 1

    If you blow it up, 2 things happen that will help.

    1. You do blow parts of the asteroid off course.
    2. A block of ice melts slower than the same amount of ice in more pieces. So if a giant asteroid goes through the atmosphere it will surely not be affected much. But if millions of smaller ones go through, it will burn up a lot more.

    The dust clouds might take years and years to form.

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  92. Sorry Ralphyboy, but you're a tripper! by mewphobia · · Score: 1

    Gravel at 25,000 miles an hour would burn up in the earth's atmosphere.

    A Billion ton chunk of rock has enough shielding/insulation to not burn up. It would cause a crapload more damage.

    How about we try an experiment. We put a tonne of sand above my house in a geosyncronous orbit. And we put a rock that weighs a tonne in a geosyncronous orbit above your house. Then we put them both straight down.

    You supply the funding, i'll supply the rock.

    1. Re:Sorry Ralphyboy, but you're a tripper! by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Informative
      No newphobia, you're just not paying attention to basic physics. Law of conservation of Energy and Mass.

      Take a one cubic mile mass of solid granite. 5280 x 5280 x 5280 (cubic mile) x 170 lbs (one cubic foot of granite) and you get:

      25,023,651,840,000 pounds, or

      12,511,825,920 tons

      this is an object MUCH SMALLER than the asteroid in question. In fact, I would say it is 1/4 the size of the obect in question, but I doubt the asteroid Toutanis is made completely of granite. It's probably part rock, iron, and ice like most of these things, and so it's mass (my pure out of my ass guess) is probably only 2 - 3 times that a 1 cubic mile of granite. so let's be generous to the ice-side and say 2.5 times. that would be:

      31,279,564,800 TONS.

      THIRTY ONE BILLION TONS.

      OK....

      And it's what?: 2.7 miles x 1.3 miles (roughly). Which means it is probably tumbling through space and is (obviously) not spherical. so you blow it up in the middle and you get TWO big chunks of say 15 billion tons each and a billion or so tons of gravel and million ton objects.

      So, what say we put THAT in a trajectory through space in such a way that it directly impact over your head. Better yet: I'll even give you some room: I'll put you 500 miles away.

      And THIS is what would happen, and this is assuming it's made out of average loose crap and I averaged it to a 2 mile object:

      (per this site: asteroid impact effects calculator

      Your Inputs:
      Distance from Impact: 805.00 km = 499.90 miles
      Projectile Diameter: 3218.68 m = 10557.27 ft = 2.00 miles
      Projectile Density: 1500 kg/m3
      Impact Velocity: 20.00 km/s = 12.42 miles/s
      Impact Angle: 90 degrees
      Target Density: 2500 kg/m3
      Target Type: Sedimentary Rock

      Energy: Energy before atmospheric entry: 5.24 x 1021
      Joules = 1.25 x 106 MegaTons TNT. The average interval between impacts of this size somewhere on Earth during the last 4 billion years is 5.4 x 10^6years

      Atmospheric Entry:
      The projectile begins to breakup at an altitude of 75100 meters = 246000 ft. The projectile reaches the ground in a broken condition. The mass of projectile strikes the surface at velocity 19.9 km/s = 12.4 miles/s. The impact energy is 5.19 x 1021 Joules = 1.24 x 106MegaTons. The broken projectile fragments strike the ground in an ellipse of dimension 3.32 km by 3.32 km

      Transient Crater Diameter: 25.2 km = 15.6 miles. Transient Crater Depth: 8.89 km = 5.52 miles

      Final Crater Diameter: 38.5 km = 23.9 miles. Final Crater Depth: 0.888 km = 0.551 miles

      The crater formed is a complex crater.

      The volume of the target melted or vaporized is 46.2 km3 = 11.1 miles. Roughly half the melt remains in the crater , where its average thickness is 93 meters = 305 feet

      Seismic Effects: The major seismic shaking will arrive at approximately 161 seconds.Richter Scale Magnitude: 8.7.Mercalli Scale Intensity at a distance of 805 km:
      III. Felt quite noticeably by persons indoors, especially on upper floors of buildings. Many people do not recognize it as an earthquake. Standing motor cars may rock slightly. Vibrations similar to the passing of a truck.

      IV. Felt indoors by many, outdoors by few during the day. At night, some awakened. Dishes, windows, doors disturbed; walls make cracking sound. Sensation like heavy truck striking building. Standing motor cars rocked noticeably.

      Ejecta:

      The ejecta will arrive approximately 436 seconds after the impact. At your position the ejecta arrives in scattered fragments
      Average Ejecta Thickness: 7.99 mm = 0.315 inches
      Mean Fragment Diameter: 1.01 mm = 0.0396 inches

      Air Blast:
      The air blast will arrive at approximately 2440 seconds.
      Peak Overpressure: 13600 Pa = 0.136 bars = 1.93 psi
      Max wind velocity: 30.3 m/s = 67.9 mph
      Sound Intensity: 83 dB (

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  93. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

    What about that "drilling" an asteroid movie?

    What if instead of drilling, you send one of those bunker type bombs (well, have the bomb go into the asteroid some distance before it explodes... possibly even a few internal explosions to drive the nuke deeper and deeper into the asteroid)---and then explode. Even if it doesn't "explode" the whole asteroid, I can imagine it would violently chip away a huge chunk of it that might push it off course by some distance. Do that a few times, and it might just deflect enough.

    Just wondering...

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  94. Probability * cost is damned high, though by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1
    The probability of an impact anytime soon isn't any greater than it was, but other things have changed. Humanity has increased in numbers, put a lot of infrastructure on the planet and depleted a lot of the easily-available resources. Not only is there a lot more to be damaged, but the cost of replacing it is higher than it was. When you multiply the possible losses by that small probability, insurance looks better and better.

    We don't know that we need to mount a mission yet, but someone could literally look in their telescope tonight and see a comet capable of causing a mass extinction event heading straight for us. It's only smart to have something that we can use, even if it's only a dual-use technology like a throwaway heavy-boost rocket that we can also use for Mars missions and stuff. What's the cost of developing something like that a little sooner and keeping something on hand? What's the cost of the network of telescopes required to find such threats, over and above the considerable scientific return that they'd yield? That's the beauty, most of the things you need to do to defend Earth against space hazards also promote other worthwhile goals.

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  95. Wrong. Two tides in single day caused moon alone by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1

    There is one high tide when the moon is over head and one when the moon is underfoot.

    How is this possible? Well, if they told you what they told me in elementary school, I can understand your confusion.

    Remember both the earth and the moon spin around a common center of gravity.

    The best way to understand tides is to find or borrow a small child. Hold both her hands and spin in a circle. Her feet get pulled away from you and her hands get pulled toward you.

    FYI: We really have four tides in a day. (twice a month the the sun's tides and the moon's tides overlap)

  96. Black belt.. by digital.prion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why don't you just paint it black and that way it'll be too ashamed to live up to it's full potential. {Black people everywhere gigle at the proportion of that joke...then all is still}

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  97. Re:ummm... by Max+Coffee · · Score: 1

    What you really want to do is tell people about the rock, but tell them it'll just a be a near miss, a million miles or some such. Nothing to worry about.

    Or, send out a huge mass mailing:

    From: V|agra4U
    Subject: News Flash: Asteroid to Hit Earth in 4 Days!
    It has been confirmed that a large Asteroid is going to hit the earth in only 4 days! You've always wanted to try it, so ACT NOW AND WE CAN GET V|AGRA TO YOUR HOME WITH TIME TO SPARE!

    People will double-take, and think they're being scammed (which would, in fact, be true, but not in the way they think). Then they'd assume future reports of same were just other people being scammed, and they just might go about their normal business...

  98. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even if we could find a way to detonate every nuclear weapon we possess, at the same spot, on a 3 mile diameter asteroid it is not going to turn it into gravel; the asteroid will have it's orbit altered some, and *possibly* would fracture along it's internal fault lines.

    The most likely result of such a fracture would be a small number of rocks with diameters ranging from a few tens of meters to hundreds of thousands of meters, and a small amount of gravel. A lot of that depends on what the composition of the asteroid is. If it's carbonaceous - like comets - there would be smaller fragments - if it's a stony or iron composition, it's unlikely we'd be able to fracture it at all, or if we could, then into very large chunks.

    The REAL migraine there is that if the result was a lot of big chunks, their orbits would be altered enough that it's possible that they'd touch down at points distributed along the line of the Earth's rotation, thereby distributing the destruction even more widely. Remember, even a large ~ 3-8km-diameter asteroid's impact zone will be somewhat localized - even if it did alter the global climate, the worst effects would stay within one hemisphere. Not so with a time-distributed impact of many semi-large rocks.

    Anything along these lines will have to be contemplated and modelled VERY carefully; the best data we could get would be if we had time to land probes on the asteroid in question and get seismic soundings of it's structure, and even then we'd still be playing with a lot of uncertaintities.

    We should be pursuing studies and sending probes like this right now, so that if in the future the necessity emerges we at least have a good amount of data on many different rocks to use in our calculations, rather than some hurried-up last minute/year effort. But hell, this is all gibberish to most of those morons who make policy anyway, so what's the point of arguing it anymore in the public venue? Well, we need funding for those probes and studies... and like many other issues that need attention, this one is being ignored this year in favor of arguing over people's fucking war records from thirty years ago, and this in the country that is the world's most technologically capable society.

    Sometimes I wonder if humanity as a whole hasn't already drank the koolaid.

    slash rant

    Sigh. Goddamn I hate election years.

    SB

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  99. /.'ed by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 1

    I think the asteroid slammed into the National Geographic webserver. It's toast.

  100. Re:Astronomers would learn a lot if it hit the moo by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


    Another good argument for having permanent observation satellites in lunar orbit... it's not like it costs *that* much more to put them there rather than in Earth orbit :(

    SB

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  101. My New Line of Business by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    selling insurance for damage done by Toutatis, expiring Dec 31, 2005

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  102. even BIGGER object passing within 238 855 miles! by Bluedove · · Score: 1

    Luna, at 2160 miles diameter, often passes by the Earth at 238 855 miles!
    This is far scarier than some puny 3 mile asteroid!!
    You can even SEE this monstrous danger with the naked eye!!!
    Run for your lives! Let hedonism reign!

  103. Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    peanut shaped asteroid

    Ok, it beg's the question... shelled or unshelled?

  104. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    thank you for your post - it is entirely correct, and a part of what I wanted to discuss.

    RS

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  105. Re:Moon? Don't worry. by IceFoot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The question can be formulated this way: If an asteroid came whizzing close by, what is the probability it would hit the moon?

    Well, the earth's diameter is four times the moon's, so the area it presents is sixteen times the moon's. Therefore the probability of hitting the earth is sixteen times that of hitting the moon, and we really should be at least 16 times as worried about earth impacts as moon impacts.

    Further, the orbit of the moon is 60 times the size of the earth, so the area it presents is 3600 times the area the earth presents. If an asteroid comes whizzing through, inside the moon's orbit (an unlikely event in itself), its probability of missing is 3600 times it hitting the earth or the moon.

  106. Keep up to date on Near Earth Objects: by lfnoise · · Score: 1

    Things pass the earth all the time. You can check them out here: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/

  107. Re:Astronomers would learn a lot if it hit the moo by wildsurf · · Score: 1
    ...but if there's a new crater on a side of the moon we can see, maybe it'd be deep enough to get some real insight about the inside of the moon.

    Or if an asteroid strikes the moon a glancing blow, setting it spinning so we can see the far side ourselves...!!

    How much energy would that take, and would a dinosaur-killer-size asteroid impact be enough? The moon has a static "solid tide" of roughly 50 meters, bulging toward and away from the Earth, which maintains the tidal lock. How much of a push would it take to cause a 90-degree libration?
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  108. I want by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

    my mod points back :)

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  109. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Eric604 · · Score: 1

    I choose.. B It's an interesting double experiment: B1 nuke a distant object in space B2 observe how the atmosphere absorbs the energy

  110. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Agreed, with one nit:

    The most likely result of such a fracture would be a small number of rocks with diameters ranging from a few tens of meters to hundreds of thousands of meters

    You're not going to get chunks with a diameter of "hundreds of thousands of metres" out of a rock 3 miles in diameter, as it only has a diameter of ~4800m to start with.

    Other than that I agree - while landing on an asteroid on a collision course with Earth, planting a couple of nukes and blowing it to Hell makes for good(ish) cinema, the reality would be rather different.

    Pushing the thing off course is about all we could do, and right now there's no way we'd see it in time. Hell, there was one a few months ago that we didn't even know about until it had passed by.

  111. Re:Moon? Don't worry. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
    Therefore the probability of hitting the earth is sixteen times that of hitting the moon
    I don't think it's quite that simple. There's a zone in which the gravity of the 'target' could divert the 'missile' converting what would be a near miss into a hit. And Earth's gravity is what - six times that of the moon?
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  112. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    You're dealing with tens of billions of tons of material; better make them *huge* nukes.

  113. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What if two nukes were sent. One to break the astroid into thousands of pieces and the second to distribute those pieces over a greater amount of area?"

    How many nuclear explosion tests have we done that resulted in a 3-mile wide crater? The trinity site left a crater 3 meters deep and 330 meters wide, which would be a shallow hole equivalent to 1/14th of the diameter of such a rock, which would now be missing 0.0165% of its mass.

    Of course those are surface blasts, but then it would have to be, wouldn't it?

  114. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by roadrunnerro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fuck that! Send all the nukes we have! It's not like if it fails we still have anything left to do with them...

  115. Re:Astronomers would learn a lot if it hit the moo by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
    The moon has a static "solid tide" of roughly 50 meters, bulging toward and away from the Earth, which maintains the tidal lock.
    I've never understood how phase locking, resonance, whatever you call it works. Gravity is a conservative field - what you gain on the 'down' side (spinning towards) youlose on the 'up' speinning away. Is the problem that I was thinking of the bodies as billiard balls (I know they aren't) - does it rely on the satellite being uneven/irregular?
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  116. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by CmdrTostado · · Score: 1

    Assume you have a 3-mile diameter asteroid...
    The 3-mile-long (4.8-kilometer-long) peanut-shaped asteroid...
    Probably a three mile long cylinder with a 1 mile diameter would be more accurate.

  117. Worry! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    When they say that asteroids/meteors are going to hit Earth they are always wrong - now they say this one is going to miss us??? Run for cover!

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  118. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by CmdrTostado · · Score: 1

    How about a 4.8 km long cylinder with a .8 km radius, for a grand total of 9.65 km^3 of rock, or 9.65e9 m^3, or about 1/6th of your estimate.

  119. I'm Sorry by Toutatis · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to take close look.

    1. Re:I'm Sorry by Bohemoth2 · · Score: 1

      If I understood physics class correctly, the energy absorbed by the earth would be the same regardless if we broke the asteriod up or not. However, if we did break it up the impact energy would be absorbed over a much lager area thus limiting the chance of catastrophic damage

  120. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


    DOH, major typo LOL. I meant hundreds OR thousands of meters, of course. Not often I do that ;)

    Another thought; to even push it off course with any efficiency we'd have to plant the nukes *below* the surface, so a part of the asteroid is kicked away - action/reaction. Detonating a nuke on or above the surface would give the rock some small kick from the hard particle front, but not much :(

    Cheers
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  121. Re:Isn't Toutatis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, no, it's named after the gallic/celtic totemic deity Toutatis, known as "the Father of the Tribe", the God of War, and protector of the celt people.

    Many Apollo objects (=Earth-crossing) are named after gallic deities.

  122. At least you'd make a good politician. by mewphobia · · Score: 1

    Old mate, you said one thing, then when it was argued, you used some physics calculator to argue a different thing. Maybe you should consider a carreer in politics.

    you originally said:

    Because a billion tons of gravel travelling at 25,000 miles per hour is just as deadly as a billion ton chunk of rock travelling at 25,000 miles per hour. It's not the rock itself that's the problem. It's the kinetic energy from the object's mass that's the problem. Gravel - rock - it's all the same at 25,000 miles per hour...

    So i said:

    A Billion ton chunk of rock has enough shielding/insulation to not burn up. It would cause a crapload more damage.

    And then you give me a crapload of calculations for

    so you blow it up in the middle and you get TWO big chunks of say 15 billion tons each and a billion or so tons of gravel and million ton objects.

    Holy crap you're a tripper. All I'm saying is that one big rock would cause more damage than gravel. And, just like a politician, you've argued some different point.

    In the end you try and get back to some sort of resemblance of a point - good on you. Yeah the kenetic energy would be converted to heat. No it wouldn't be a nice thing. But i'm not arguing if it would be a nice thing of not. I'm just saying that one chunk of rock would cause more damage than the same mass of gravel.

    If you want some physics involved, Take one of the most pure physics laws we know. Newtons law. Force = Mass x Acceleration. If the mass of the object is less, then the force is less if the acceleration remains constant. I don't need pages to show you that gravel has less force than a big rock.

    Now can you quit with your whining - you're giving nerds a bad name.

  123. Re:Astronomers would learn a lot if it hit the moo by wildsurf · · Score: 1

    I've never understood how phase locking, resonance, whatever you call it works.

    In a nutshell, gravity causes tides, which create friction, which slows relative rotation until the tidal lock is achieved. The ocean tides on Earth caused by the moon have a net frictional effect of slowing down Earth's rotation relative to the moon. This applies to any non-rigid parts, such as a molten core. The Moon was probably tidally locked while it retained a molten core, but was then eventually "frozen" into a permanent static tidal bulge.

    The moon currently resists rotation because the tidal forces still "stretch" it toward and away from Earth, and rotating it would be akin to a dancer pulling in her arms; i.e. it takes energy, which is gradually dissipated by friction because the moon is not absolutely rigid. (Think mini-moonquakes.) True, if the moon were perfectly spherical it would not be tidally locked, but even a small asymmetry will amplify itself over time and create a lock.

    Hope this clarifies.

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  124. Why you do it by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't it make more sense to just throw the equivalent of the mass of paint required at the asteroid to drive it slightly off course?
    It depends how much lead time you have. An impact is a discrete event; you will have one (very small) change in velocity and that's it. The change in thrust from changing the radiative characteristics is long-term, and the delta-V builds up over time.

    Besides, if you spray the paint on in a fly-by (or even an impact) maneuver, you'll get that same initial delta-V anyway. It's the addition of the paint that is "the gift that keeps on giving".

  125. Re:Painting Your Way to Safety - half right by maximilln · · Score: 1

    Assume a blob of gravel of this mass hits one side of the earth evenly distributed over an entire hemisphere

    Meteor shower?

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