Oh yeah! You too? Out of that whole damn series that's the one seen I remember so well... in fact the only scene I remember. "When he called her pasty-face..." Since then I don't like her at all, that's the first adjective that crops up in my head about her.
Most people outside Google can't see the point in anything that it does until it's too late;-) so you're excused. Otherwise their stock market would have tripled again!
What? Who weighs how many pounds? I just woke up... "Martha! Will you check the news if that sucker we framed got caught yet? Otherwise give the FBI another tip and this time don't leave the ZIP code out honey! You know they "operate" from America!"
Like my 8 year old HP laptop whose hdd has slowed down to a crawl, its battery doesn't charge, the fdd is dead, the cdrom does not read - so on you get the picture.
In short, when the device starts to perform *below* its expected level.
I saw an elephant drops it's dump on my little cousin in the vegetable market - my cousin was 4 years old and standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. It was quite funny really... I wish they had digital camera's back then:-(
And if you all thought you had seen the end of the cow fwds, here is a
revelation- another one. The last line rings so true...
INFOSYSism
You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, and send them one
at a time to the US for milking.
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both and sell it as Cow's
milk.
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to unsuspecting small
businessmen.
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to
feed poorer cows.
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help
milk cows.
SAPism
You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implimented by milking
consultants.
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to develop the world's thinnest
milk.
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions
through Authorized Resellers only.
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds
out, that's his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because
Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
CITIBANKism
Welcome to citibank. If you have a cow, press one.
If you have a bull, press two... stay on the line if you would like our customer
care officer to milk it for you...
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
If Apple moves to the Intel architecture, does that mean that I can now format my windows and install MAC? How does it spell for all the games and gfx drivers out there?
Can companies just port really popular older games to the MAC? Also is the MAC on intel going to be any better for gaming compared to Mac on ppc?
It seems to me that everytime you buy 4 printer cartridges, you've already paid the price for a new printer (inkjets). So why not just build a printer with a really large cartridge size and then expect people to throw the entire printer away. Make the cartidge non-removable of course... but then again I am not in the printer business and last I heard HP is still chugging along...
I have been using
Google Suggest for a while now. I was wondering what is the criteria or
threshold of search popularity for a phrase/word before it enters the
Google Suggest
database?
You must be American. Back in Europe and East (Not counting Japan who defected to 110v a loooong time ago) we are still to poor to afford 19" LCD's for homes compared to CRT prices.
Is there no politician with the *balls* to stand up for the people and say that the IP and litigationism in the US is really fucked up!? Looks like after Social Security and Medical Insurance (whoa! now we didn't see that one coming) messed this is going to be the "buzzword" for the next elections.
Of course the way the US is headed I wouldn't be surprised if the current U.S. Regime performs a "coupe d'etat" to stay in power.
HOW DOES A FIRST-WORLD, DEVELOPED COUNTRY HAVE SO MANY FUCKTARDS RULING ON ITS *PRIME* LAWS!?!?
In this day and age there shouldn't even be any situation like this. I thought the US Govt and its "people" should have got their rear-in-gear after the VCR vs. MPAA court case 20 years ago!
just make sure you use a Dvorak keyboard - it will kill that horrible 480ms lag time by making up for it with exponentialy increased finger-keyboard response.
Slashdot Mirror
Oh yeah! You too? Out of that whole damn series that's the one seen I remember so well... in fact the only scene I remember. "When he called her pasty-face..." Since then I don't like her at all, that's the first adjective that crops up in my head about her.
Hey someone with points mod this guy up to insightful!!!
Most people outside Google can't see the point in anything that it does until it's too late ;-) so you're excused. Otherwise their stock market would have tripled again!
"I am glad that a company that "does know evil" is better off than a company that does nothing but evil
What? Who weighs how many pounds? I just woke up... "Martha! Will you check the news if that sucker we framed got caught yet? Otherwise give the FBI another tip and this time don't leave the ZIP code out honey! You know they "operate" from America!"
You know what, I'll actually agree with you. I was definitely talking through my ass for that one.
Like my 8 year old HP laptop whose hdd has slowed down to a crawl, its battery doesn't charge, the fdd is dead, the cdrom does not read - so on you get the picture. In short, when the device starts to perform *below* its expected level.
How long were you in Bangalore? I am guessing one week, max.
:-/
To answer your questions:
An avg programmer (engineer) starts at Rs. 20,000/month ~$500/mo
A programmer of 5-6 years might earn $1000/mo. Peaking at $2000/mo - assuming he does not become a Manager.
Now compare this:
4 Tomatoes in the US cost $3 ~Rs 150.
For that price you get 40 tomatoes in India.
So in this respect India is a better standard of living.
However, any commodity that comes from the outside will always be more expensive for India's because of the large inflated cost additives.
My point? I forgot it myself. But hope this information adds up to something
I saw an elephant drops it's dump on my little cousin in the vegetable market - my cousin was 4 years old and standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. It was quite funny really... I wish they had digital camera's back then :-(
And if you all thought you had seen the end of the cow fwds, here is a
revelation- another one. The last line rings so true...
INFOSYSism
You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, and send them one at a time to the US for milking.
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both and sell it as Cow's milk.
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to unsuspecting small businessmen.
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
SAPism
You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implimented by milking consultants.
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to develop the world's thinnest milk.
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through Authorized Resellers only.
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
CITIBANKism
Welcome to citibank. If you have a cow, press one.
If you have a bull, press two... stay on the line if you would like our customer care officer to milk it for you...
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
If Apple moves to the Intel architecture, does that mean that I can now format my windows and install MAC? How does it spell for all the games and gfx drivers out there? Can companies just port really popular older games to the MAC? Also is the MAC on intel going to be any better for gaming compared to Mac on ppc?
It seems to me that everytime you buy 4 printer cartridges, you've already paid the price for a new printer (inkjets). So why not just build a printer with a really large cartridge size and then expect people to throw the entire printer away. Make the cartidge non-removable of course... but then again I am not in the printer business and last I heard HP is still chugging along...
I have been using Google Suggest for a while now. I was wondering what is the criteria or threshold of search popularity for a phrase/word before it enters the Google Suggest database?
what isp is this? any scope of shifting to it in MI? :-)
You can say the same thing about Apple too, they both make a *great* team.
Hey! Don't throw Madonna in there! She's *my* all-time hot b*tch - put like Sheryl Crow instead.
"Cat got *delete-delete" tongue?"
You must be American. Back in Europe and East (Not counting Japan who defected to 110v a loooong time ago) we are still to poor to afford 19" LCD's for homes compared to CRT prices.
That explains where these 60% of Americans were during last years election - busy looking in the sky.
Of course the way the US is headed I wouldn't be surprised if the current U.S. Regime performs a "coupe d'etat" to stay in power.
In this day and age there shouldn't even be any situation like this. I thought the US Govt and its "people" should have got their rear-in-gear after the VCR vs. MPAA court case 20 years ago!
I guess this dude is prolly the guy sending *his* live jungle feeds everytime ya login to JungleRumble.com
dude... are you sure that is bps and not kbps?
just make sure you use a Dvorak keyboard - it will kill that horrible 480ms lag time by making up for it with exponentialy increased finger-keyboard response.