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  1. Re:From the patent application: on Microsoft's Bold Patent Move · · Score: 1

    Actually, an anagram of my real name became the nickname "Billion Worms" - so it's not a racist/bigot thing.
    I also know a guy nicknamed "Porn" because of his last name... which is Thai.
    I knew a fellow named Narciso P. Leggs who made fun of his monicker.
    ...and the famous engineer Bill Lear (LearJet) who named his daughter Crystal Chanda Lear...
    But I slightly digress...

  2. From the patent application: on Microsoft's Bold Patent Move · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the inventors is named -

    Thiti Wang-Aryattawanich

    I'd just like to know his nickname, is all...

  3. New Cert on Honeymonkeys Discover Undisclosed Vulnerability · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many courses would I have to take to become a
      Microsoft Certified HoneyMonkey

  4. I don't know exactly why... on Exploits Circulating for Latest Windows Holes · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I'm reminded of a childhood verse...
    "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
    The worms play pinochle on your snout..."

  5. Unanswered Questions on MS Seeks Entrance Fee to XBox Accessory Market · · Score: 1

    >Is Microsoft shooting itself in the foot by making traditional 'approved product' licensing mandatory for 3rd-party developers? Or will companies line up by the dozens to tithe to King Bill? Finally, will Sony follow a similar strategy to eke additional revenues out of its PlayStation 3?"

    Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "The Young and the Restless"

  6. Re:Cornell Sub on 8th Annual AUV Competition Results · · Score: 1

    >I don't think I ever saw them open the tube of their sub

    Aha! Secret Monkey Pilot!

  7. Not buyin' it on Blu-Ray to Include New Copy Protection · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >a self-destruct code for Blu-ray disc players

    That's waaaay over the line.

    Not gonna buy it.

    You think I'd let a mistake by some techie or program destroy a few hundred bucks of my hard-earned money?

    I'm tired of people treating me like a thief, when I never pirate ANYTHING!

    I've got lots of CDs and DVDs I already bought in the 80s and 90s, and I can always just walk along the street and whistle (or daydream).

  8. Change the Model? on Sanely Moving from Word to the Web? · · Score: 1

    Could you provide forms on your website for your academic users to submit the information directly?

  9. Type R on Performance Tuning for Linux Servers · · Score: 1

    You forgot the spoiler... a big, honking spoiler on the back

  10. Let's See... $7million divvied by... on MS Gets $7 Million From Spammer · · Score: 1

    Waiting for my share of the money...
    Waiting...
    Waiting...

    Ah, Dang.

  11. Re:'ere now, what's all this? on EU Proposing to Make P2P Piracy A Criminal Offense · · Score: 1

    Actually my attitude was more one of sadness that Europe, despite the best historical reasons not to criminalize a group of people, is at it again.

    Expressed in sarcasm.

    The US (where I'm from) is no better.

  12. Mix these chemicals carefully, or you will die... on Pentagon Wants Screenplays From Scientists · · Score: 1

    >Will glamorizing science in the movies make kids pay better attention in chemistry class?

    Not enough.

    You want them to sit up in their seats, do what MY instructors did. Use dangerous chemicals.

    *SNAP* "Oh God! Run, everybody run!"

  13. 'ere now, what's all this? on EU Proposing to Make P2P Piracy A Criminal Offense · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crowds of file-sharing enthusiasts herded into makeshift prison camps.

    How nostalgic for Europe.

  14. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? on NRLB Redefines 'Your Own Time' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >but they can't kick you out for sticking to what your contract says.

    No... they'll find some other reason shortly thereafter.

  15. 'cause after all on WI Bill Would Require E-Voting Paper Trail, Source · · Score: 1
    <whimsy>

    Electronic Polling is Easy, Right?

    [ Voting Booth | Other Polls | Back Home ]

    This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.

    </whimsy>
  16. Re:What? on 19 million Amps · · Score: 2, Funny

    >I can accept vague just fine.

    Ok... maybe it needed to be set on "Wumbo."

  17. Wowf on 19 million Amps · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wondered why my cat has been so tense lately...

  18. Re:Riiiiiiight on The Future of the Net · · Score: 1

    funct:closeLoopHoles
    Step {fifty feet} in front of...

    {...and stay there until it hits you}

  19. Unemployed Software Engineers on Patent Examiners Flee USPTO · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's your chance to get employed at a place that can use your skills and can't outsource your job that easily.

  20. Re:Do-gooder on Hillary, GTA, and High School Football · · Score: 1

    I think the lazy thinkers are the ones who believe political philosophy can be distilled down to a one dimensional spectrum.

    Like this one?
    All politicians use "think of the children!" rhetoric, and it's always bogus.

  21. Re:Funny but sadly insightful on Meet Web Hypochondriacs · · Score: 1

    >Carl Sagan, one of my favorite scientists and writers repeatedly writes about open-mindedness as a important to the scientific process.
    >You have to be open to alternate conclusions, not just the one you want to see (wasn't there a Slashdot article recently about some third of studies are incorrect?).

    Carl Sagan stopped writing in 1996

  22. Apples bobbing in the chocolate river on Apple's 500 Million Songs · · Score: 5, Funny

    >The person who downloads the 500 millionth song wins 10 free iPods, a gold 10,000-song gift card...

    ...and gets to visit the iPod factory run by the mysterious Steve Wonka?

  23. Aha! on Microsoft's Personnel Puzzle · · Score: 1

    The real reason for MS's interest resides in a careful review of Dr. Sorkin's resume:

    >CERTIFICATIONS
    >Registered Patent Agent 28270.

    The subject of software patents has again raised its ugly head.

  24. Re:We thought that using an objective check throug on Keystroke Logging Declared Illegal in Alberta · · Score: 1

    >Mr. Work said he didn't have the jurisdiction to
    >rule on whether or not the employee was
    >dismissed as a result of his complaint.
    >Ms. Silver confirmed the employee no longer
    >works at the library but said his departure had
    >nothing to do with the privacy complaint.

    Riiiiight... he just found out he was being keylogged, filed a complaint, and then randomly 'stopped working' there.

  25. Re:It's not very good... on Statler And Waldorf From the Balcony · · Score: 1

    >the B-52s were NEVER cool...

    Au contraire!

    I thought Ops Linebacker I & II were VERY cool!

    Lots of new parking lots in Hanoi...