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Patent Examiners Flee USPTO

john-da-luthrun writes "Soaring numbers of patent applications for software and business processes is not only leading to the ludicrous patents for the likes of Amazon and Microsoft. The stress of dealing with vast numbers of applications is leading to an exodus of patent examiners from the USPTO, reports FCW.com. A US Government Accountability Office report (PDF) says that the USPTO has made progress in hiring examiners, 'but challenges to retention remain'. The IP Kat blog quotes Jason Schulz of the EFF, who comments that 'The incredible surge of patent applications, especially in the software and internet business method arena, is just crushing them, and the management problems are rising to the surface with greater visibility for those reasons. Where anything under the sun is patentable, it puts an unbelievable amount of pressure on the patent office'."

387 comments

  1. Fundamental change is needed... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A fundamental change will be required to deal with the ever increasing volume of patent applications. I would suggest some form of first level open community review is needed for a first round of patent research and possible elimination based on prior art (you know, as in the Bazaar part of The Cathedral and the Bazaar)...that, and of course outlaw patents on ideas implemented purely by software.

    Of course, to have a public review of a patent application the applicant would need protection against someone stealing the idea before the patent was issued.

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    1. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't "steal" ideas. See Jefferson.

      I've a simple solution to the patent "problem": stop fucking issuing patents. They're a throwback to feudalism, and have no place in a free market economy.

    2. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by dsginter · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would suggest some form of first level open community review is needed for a first round of patent research

      I already suggested that and it was shot down by slashdotters.

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    3. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, to have a public review of a patent application the applicant would need protection against someone stealing the idea before the patent was issued.

      The submission dates on patents determine who gets to shake-down whom. Also, public review would likely lead to submission of higher-quality patents, since companies may choose to hold onto any possible trade secrets in applications that are unlikely to pass muster.

    4. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but you can steal music. Downloading copyrighted materials from the internet is just like shoplifting a CD if we assume that you would have otherwise bought the CD in the store, that manufacturing and distribution costs are zero, and that the word "steal" means "infringement."

    5. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Sepper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A fundamental change will be required

      I believe the entire Patent idea should be reviewed... Too many stupid ideas can be patented and too many Patent are only issued and never used (like the tabaco companies getting patent on making cigarette less addictive...)

      I, personnaly, don't want to have to go trough several thousand patents just to see if I can run a computer buiness...

      The entire system is on the verge of collape from the sheer volume...

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    6. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would suggest some form of first level open community review is needed for a first round of patent research and possible elimination based on prior art

      We need to be aware that this is the system that is essentially in place now--the patent examiners rubber-stamp bogus submissions and the public sorts it out in court later on. Unfortunately, this current process is very costly to the public reviewers, the industry, and society as a whole.

    7. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Patents that include trade secrets can be covered, too. The first level review process would need to exclude the trade secret information. The research would still be valid up to a point. Then the patent office would have to take over for a more thorough review.

      Would need to address abuse of the system by applicants claiming a trade secret simply to keep their patent application details hidden a bit longer...

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    8. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Kirth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right. A "governement granted monopoly" sounds a lot more like soviet russia than like "free market".

      Funny however, that the seemingly biggest proponents of said "free market" and "get the governement out of our lives and businesses" tend to overlook this...

      Some thoughts about this in respect to Patents on lifeforms.

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    9. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interesting. Maybe a patent should require a real product available in a reasonable period of time, at a price within the bounds of the general market or the patent holder would lose the patent. Heh, I like that idea.

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    10. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, as slashdotters are the final arbiters of justice in the world, the idea could go no further. Tragic.

    11. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      I agree that it should be much harder to get a patent, but getting rid of them altogether would do some serious damage to new development. Who would want to invest a lot of time and money to develop something requiring research only to have competitors strip it down, analyze how it works and build their own product to sell much cheaper? You can say goodbye to new prescription drugs, absolutely nobody would invent a new one with no protection against immediately available cheap generics.

      Real inventors must have a way to make back the money they spent on development, but it would be nice if the system were changed to make it a lot harder for patent trolls to put up the equivalent of a tollbooth on a freeway.

    12. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      If it's a trade secret, you can't patent it. That's part of the point of a patent- have companies give up information they would otherwise hold for themselves in exchange for some protection. If it weren't for patents, many companies would never release any details of what they were doing, and no one else could improve on it.

    13. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That is such utter bullshit. Losing patents will not stop development. It might hurt the little guy, but no little guy is going to invent a new miracle drug, not with the FDA the way it is.

      Business process patents were a stupid idea to begin with. They need to go.

    14. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Exactly!

      Make the community shoulder some of the burden of the system they are actively corrupting. This is a great idea for two reasons:

      1. Companies will have a chance to stop patents of *OTHER* companies, it will be in their own interest to do so, and ultimately cheaper than a lawsuit.

      2. As companies are *overrun* by bullshit patents, they will be forced to see the need for change :)

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    15. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by lightknight · · Score: 1

      I know you do, and that's why it will never happen. Who decides what is a reasonable period time? Or a price within the bounds of the general market? Congress, or you?

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    16. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My proposal is a patent auction (I came up with this idea myself...honest - although I can't claim nobody else came up with it either).

      Let there be a fixed number of allowed patents - something reasonably small (1000? 10000?), so that the patent database never grows very large (and is easily searchable, and doesn't infringe so much on normal innovation).

      Anyone who wants can submit a patent application. As each patent slot is freed up due to expiration (or cancellation after successful litigation due to prior art or obviousness), entities (whether people or companies) would submit bids on the various patent applications they want to own as patents.

      The top bidder will end up owning the patent, and the money paid will go to the submitter of the patent.

      Any patent applications which don't end up becoming patents are treated as "public domain" from that point on (as well as being useful as prior art for future applications).

      A few reasons I like this idea:

      1) The relatively small number of patents makes it a lot easier to see if you're infringing anything. Also having a small # of valuable patents makes it harder for people to get patents on really stupid trivial things that a lot of people use in their normal lives.

      2) the bidders will figure out how much each patent is worth

      For a good valuation, they have to figure out stuff like whether the patent is likely to be invalidated easily due to prior art or obviousness, how long the technology will be useful, how hard will it be to implement the technology, what the potential payoff is, etc.

      In any case, you don't have to rely on the dubious expertise of patent examiners, and you can depend on the power of greed so that the bidders will make a best effort to determine what they're willing to pay for a particular patent.

      3) The submitter of the patent will get a potentially big payoff

      *BIG* incentive for submitting patent applications, even for the "little guys" who might be smart but not have the resources to take advantage of their idea.

      From society's viewpoint, this is the best case scenario - the "innovator" gets richly rewarded for contributing, and the entity that buys the patent rights should have the resources to take advantage of the innovation.

    17. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by crucini · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That would largely prevent individuals from getting patents. Sometimes the patented subject matter is way too big or expensive for an individual to build a model.

    18. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by patternjuggler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A fundamental change will be required to deal with the ever increasing volume of patent applications.

      How about charging the patent applicant the amount of money it takes to actually process the patent (or that amount averaged across all applications for that type of patent). Patents in difficult to determine areas (those requiring a great deal of research, skilled interpretation, or lie in a gray area of patentability) would cost more- a simple mechanical device would be pretty cheap, complex electronic circuitry a bit more, and algorithm and software and business patents millions of dollars.

    19. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      OK, what makes you think ANY company, regardless of size, will spend a bunch of time and money on R&D if they will not have any way of recovering the cost? Having to immediately compete with generic versions of their product whose makers got the benefit of free R&D will not allow them to make any money on their research. Would you be willing to fund any sort of expensive development efforts knowing there is no way to keep low cost competitors from using it for free right from the very beginning?

    20. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by tlhIngan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know you do, and that's why it will never happen. Who decides what is a reasonable period time? Or a price within the bounds of the general market? Congress, or you?

      Reasonable time is can be defined easily. Make it the lifetime of the patent. And if a patent applies to more than one product, *all* said products must still be available by the time the patent expires. Oh, and said product must still be supported until the patent expires.

      Reasonable price is much harder to define, but can be narrowed down by the amount of R&D work that went into the patent divided by the quantity of whatever is patented is expected to sell, plus some healthy margin (say 75% - most places will kill to be able to have 75% of a product's cost be pure profit). If said product sells more, the reasonable price scales down as costs are recouped (to keep people from declaring "we only will sell one"). The upper bounds shouldn't be too limiting, since normal market forces typically dictate that the price falls *much* faster. R&D costs can be easily determined by examining things like worker cost, the stuff they used in making said product, etc (after all, they *do* keep journals for that very reason!).

    21. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      So I'll submit a patent, bid a gazillion dollars and get my money back when nobody matched my bid +$1.

      -nB

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    22. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why should a patent holder give up his monopoly to the highest bidder? If merck is willing to pay $50M for the patent the new chemical compound I have discovered, but I could license it for $20M a pop to 5 drug manufacturers, you have just taken $50M of my potential money away and given Merck the monopoly. On top of that, if I licensed it to 5 manufacturers which maximized my profit, it would force them to compete which would mean lower prices. Your plan would cost ME money and society as a whole. Sorry. Don't like it.

      The problem with my scenerio is that most patent holders are either large corporations that intend to exploit the patents themselves, or are simply going to sell exclusive rights to someone for an upfront lump sum and a percentage of the take. Not all by any stretch of the imagination, but a lot.

    23. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Patentmat · · Score: 1

      Additional protection is not needed, the public already sees all patents 18 months after filing, and for most patents, this is before they issue. The protection comes in the fact that after the patent finally issues, the patent holder can then go after whoever was infrinnging during the time when the patent was only in the applicationn stage.

    24. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by tomjen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can say goodbye to new prescription drugs, absolutely nobody would invent a new one with no protection against immediately available cheap generics.

      Someone calculated that it would be cheaper for the US gov to pay for the development of new drugs than to pay the companies higher fees due to patens.

      Makes sence since a company exist to make money.

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    25. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other commentators are correct. You can't patent a trade secret. The patent must provide enough information to enable a "person of skill in the art" to make the invention. Of course, you can patent parts of an invention that aren't covered by the trade secret, but if the secret information is needed to build the invention then if it's not included in the patent description the patent will not be granted.

    26. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by cl0secall · · Score: 1

      Reverse engineering is not free from cost, and does not happen instantly. Anyone whose primary concern with developing a given item is how much money they can make off of it gets no respect from me anyways. IMHO, people/companies that are dedicated to their dollar instead of their product should be run out of business anyways.

      That being said, patents of all types need to be reduced in duration to a maximum time such that no one can rest on their laurels. As I understand it, the goal of the patent system is *primarily* for society to milk good ideas out of people, not for people to milk good ideas.

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    27. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by mpe · · Score: 1

      That is such utter bullshit. Losing patents will not stop development. It might hurt the little guy, but no little guy is going to invent a new miracle drug, not with the FDA the way it is.

      The way patents are at the moment they are of little use to the "little guy". Even if you have a patent you need to expend your own resources to defend it.

      Business process patents were a stupid idea to begin with. They need to go.

      Ditto to software and GM crops (anything which is capable of self replication is rather outside the original idea of patents.)

    28. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who decides what is a reasonable period time?

      This is an easy one for Congress: Just copy the "reasonable time" limit from the copyright laws.

      So you'll have to produce a working model within 70 years of your death.

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    29. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, to have a public review of a patent application the applicant would need protection against someone stealing the idea before the patent was issued.

      Why? If they are assigned the patent, they get the temporary monopoly they desire. If it's not unique/patentable what's the problem with it being out in the open?

    30. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by ferat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How does life of the patent work for anything? How does that fix the problem? So many patents are just there to stifle competition. What's the penalty for failure to bring the product to market? Lose the patent? But as the "reasonable time" is the entire life of the patent you no longer have the patent at the end anyway.

    31. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by prell · · Score: 1
      Of course, to have a public review of a patent application the applicant would need protection against someone stealing the idea before the patent was issued.
      According to the Wikipedia,
      "In accordance with the original definition of the term "patent", one school of thought holds that patent legislation facilitates and encourages disclosure of innovation into the public domain for the common good, by granting the inventor exclusive rights to exploit their invention for a limited period."
      from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent

      So, by this logic, that is why patents exist! To balance public good against the individual's ability to prosper. Perhaps it's important to note that "prosper" may have meant something different when patents were first widely available by law; "prosper" may have meant "the ability to survive and provide your family with survival, with some guarantee of future survival" rather than "become rich." In the United States at least, I understand that not until the 1950s or so was there some general assumption that a person was going to be alive and taken care of even if they became sick or made a mistake.
    32. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by prell · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the reform need not occur in the government, but rather in the holders of the patents. Some laws are not perfect, and rely on the good character of citizens to hold to the spirit of the law; the word of the law, as can be seen in things like EULAs, can be an awkward and unfriendly tool. I wonder if it's a bad idea to rely on the government to provide boundaries on behavior, and then anything you can do within those laws is "freedom."

      Freedom to act is one thing; what you do with that freedom is what really matters.

    33. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      and you've just taken the small innovative guy out of the market and only rich companies can innovate. I wouldn't like to have that.

    34. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by ciscoguy01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You apparently don't understand the underlying purpose of patents. They are not there to protect your invention. Not at all.

      The whole purpose of patents is to encourage the discosure of new art. Without patents people would have to keep their discoveries secret, like in trade secrets.

      Since new disoveries kept secret is not in the best interest of the country patents are issued to inventors. In order to obtain a patent the inventor has to disclose their discovery in their patent application, the disclosure is supposed to be comprehensive enough to allow someone who is an expert in the field to duplicate it.

      Patent applications are confidential until granted, which is why there can be no community review of patent applications. Once granted the discovery is public knowledge.

      Thus the patent. It protects the inventor from competition by those that would steal his new invention for 17 years (or less). This is in exchange for his disclosure of his invention in his patent application.

      So the purpose of patents are not to protect the inventor, they are to protect society by forcing the new discoveries to be disclosed, so when they expire everyone can use them. They become public domain.

      It would be better in many ways for new technology to be public knowledge, but no one is going to spend money and time developing a new invention only to have it stolen by competitors immediately. There would be no investment in new innovations.

      Most of this patent theory obviously doesn't apply to the goofy software patents the USPTO has been issuing. Most of that stuff is just ridiculous.

      I was going to impliment zero click ordering, but Dogbert invented it first! "Better click something or I will have to ship you some books" Heh.

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    35. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Python · · Score: 1

      An even better addition to that would be to also structure the payments by the income of the filer, that way a person could file patents for a reasonable fee, but a company would have to pay a comparable amount, for instance, Microsoft, Sun, IBM, etc. might have to pay $250 million for a patent, and a regular joe might pay $500, and so on.

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    36. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Squalish · · Score: 1

      How can you possibly post that here without a joke?

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    37. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by tater86 · · Score: 1

      There are actually different fees for small and large companies. Small entity fees are typically half of the regular fees.

    38. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by melikamp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who would want to invest a lot of time and money to develop something requiring research only to have competitors strip it down, analyze how it works and build their own product to sell much cheaper?

      The public would do it, and the government should do it. What kind of drugs are we talking about? Cancer? Let's talk cancer. My brother was diagnosed with a curable cancer not so long ago. He was prescribed a dozen or so $1500 shots. AFAIK, if he wasn't covered by our parents' insurance, he would be screwed. Fscked.

      It is a fact that cancer is a very common kind of illness. Not many people above 30 can say that none of their friends or relations ever suffered from cancer. Because of that, there is a real possibility for funding some of the research by voluntary donations.

      Also, as crazy as it may sound, US government could for a change give us our taxes back by pouring some cash into the pharmaceutical R&D! I just find it unfair on a very fundamental level that people without health insurance are unable to get the best treatment because they cannot afford non-generic drugs. Is access to the healthcare a human right or not? How can it be illegal for me to heal myself in the most efficient manner known to humankind?

      A mind experiment for you: in the near future nearly all food is manufactured by corporations. All sources of food are genetically engineered and patented. I cannot afford either to buy food or to license it out. Growing my own food would be illegal and bad for economy. After all, if genetic engineering R&D is not protected by patents, who would be stupid enough to do it? Who would bring us new, better sources of food?

      Since I cannot afford food, I will do a favour to the society by starving myself to death. Resorting to growing my own food illegally would be highly egoistical and would certainly destroy the society as we know it.

    39. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Yeah, to make the auction work you have to make sure that the bidders actually end up paying the money they say they would.

    40. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why should a patent holder give up his monopoly to the highest bidder?

      I'm proposing a _replacement_ for the existing patent system. Auction-participants would be bidding on the chance to MAKE something a patent, not on things which are already patents. Of course, once somebody has won the rights for a patent, then they could do the typical things with it like any patent holder, including licensing it to other companies or selling it completely (if they think they can get a better deal than the amount they paid to win the auction).

      If merck is willing to pay $50M for the patent the new chemical compound I have discovered, but I could license it for $20M a pop to 5 drug manufacturers, you have just taken $50M of my potential money away and given Merck the monopoly. On top of that, if I licensed it to 5 manufacturers which maximized my profit, it would force them to compete which would mean lower prices.

      Or a consortium of companies could get together to outbid Merck & own the resultant patent collectively.

      Frankly, though, your counterexample really applies only a fairly well-off patent holder. There aren't many "small" patent holders who could hit 5 big companies for $20mil each (much less a single company for $50mil), at least not without major legal muscle to fight the teams of lawyers that those companies can muster to ignore or invalidate any of your attempts to enforce your little patent.

      With my scheme, 1) the total # of patents is kept to a manageable level so that frivolous patents don't unnecessarily retard innovation in the society, 2) you don't have to depend on the availability of expert patent examiners to attach an accurate valuation to each patent, 3) people with bright ideas but no resources don't have to compete with the legal resources of huge companies plus they get a rapid potentially-substantial payoff in direct proportion to the perceived value of their idea, 4) the good ideas are immediately available to agents who do and can have the resources to take full advantage of them.

      Your thought scenario is interesting, but I do not think it completely invalidates the advantages of my scheme. Certainly I believe that my scheme would be much better for society than the current patent system.

    41. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Damn! That's a great argument. Somebody mod this guy up!

    42. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Jack+Conrad · · Score: 1

      With freedom comes responcibility...

      The longer I live, the more I think that no population is capable of being as responcible as it needs to be for the level of freedom it enjoys and no force (governmental or otherwise) can make it so for a flash in the pan.

      The current patent problems are just a symptom of a fundemental flaw in humanity.

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    43. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I think software UI patents should be limited to 3 years, other interface patents should be 5 years.. this is a l-o-n-g time in IT terms...

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    44. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we all know how well this type of process is working with the FCC...

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    45. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      The way that the FCC's auctions are set up is almost completely corrupt. You have to be mind-bogglingly rich to participate, you end up winning huge markets of what is supposed to be public property, and the government ends up pocketing the proceeds.

      To make them more like my patent auction idea, you'd have to give the winning amount of money from each auction to the citizens whose "public" property you just auctioned off. Somehow, I don't see the special interests inside the government giving up that source of revenue.

      Actually, I read about an alternative way of allocating frequencies that sounded pretty interesting (and took the decision making out of the hands of the government).

      Basically, you let people buy & sell the privileges to particular segments of the airwaves just like property - they sell each other the privilege to broadcast in a particular geographic area, with a particular type of signal, at a particular power level, at a particular time, etc.

      The sole function of the FCC would be to keep track of who has purchased what privilege, to make sure that those privileges don't conflict with anyone else's frequency allocation, and to make sure that no one is violating the technical conditions of what they have purchased.

      The author of the paper was of the opinion that Congress set up the FCC in its highly-centralised control form so that the Congresscritters could use the FCC to control who got access to the "public" airwaves, and given the regular news of their shenanigans, I don't have any reason to disbelieve his analysis.

    46. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice wording. Welcome to my .sig

    47. Re:Fundamental change is needed... by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

      you've just taken the small innovative guy out of the market and only rich companies can innovate.

      Don't blame me, someone else did that before I was born.

  2. Some suggestions: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some suggestions to help ease the tensions over at the USPTO:
    • Every day is Casual Day.
    • Liberal supply of rum in company coffee.
    • Liberal supply of ecstacy in company sugar.
    • Doughnuts, bagels, and "special" brownies supplied every morning, courtesy of management.
    • Naked Fridays!
    • Patent infringement issues now decided by Trial By Combat.
    • Applicants whose patent application is judged to be spurious goes through the Spanking Machine.
    • All patent applications must be submitted in person, after running the Gauntlet (involving rotating knives, enraged badgers, and of course, lots and lots of lava).
    • After running the Gauntlet, all applicants for the day must take part in a Royal Rumble Cage Match...last one standing gets to submit application.
    • All employees are granted ringside seats at Royal Rumble...popcorn and beer is complimentary.
    • All employees now required to surf porn.
    • Employee of the Month earns use of jacuzzi-office for the month.

    Hope this helps.
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    1. Re:Some suggestions: by john-da-luthrun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, Amazon already patented all those ideas. Except for "Naked Fridays", which was nabbed by Microsoft.

    2. Re:Some suggestions: by Colin+E.+McDonald · · Score: 1

      Yes, I too am a proponent of the Trial By Combat mediation method.

    3. Re:Some suggestions: by dthrall · · Score: 1
      Naked Fridays!
      I don't know what kind of office you work in, but one things I've learned in the working world is that there are just some people you don't want to see like that...
    4. Re:Some suggestions: by dema · · Score: 4, Funny

      Naked Fridays!

      I don't know about you. But I'd need a whole lot of rum and ecstacy before I could survive a "Naked Friday" at my office.

    5. Re:Some suggestions: by xtracto · · Score: 1

      haha
      For all the replies that I have seen here about the GP naked fridays comment, I can see that he forgot he was posting his comment to slashdot... In what kind of office does he thinks a geek can work? and well, if it is the programming department I am sure there wont be too much women in there =o) and, from my experience, I think he wont *really* want to see the spare women naked at all :oP (with apologies to the female slashdoters).

      Of course, In the case of the patent office who knows... maybe they do have nice teenagers secretaries. So, it could work :op.

      Now... let me continue writing this paper...

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    6. Re:Some suggestions: by Iriel · · Score: 1

      You forgot the convention of 'Shirtless o'clock'

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    7. Re:Some suggestions: by ytm · · Score: 1

      It's not so hard after a while... or seeing http://imdb.com/title/tt0382719/ this.

    8. Re:Some suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... "Naked Fridays", which was nabbed by Microsoft.

      Really? Can someone prove one of my my hypotheses correct/incorrect: that Bill G has a small weenie and that's why he tries so hard to make up for it with Billions in the bank?

      (The other one is that he was bullied when he was a kid).

    9. Re:Some suggestions: by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 1
      • Liberal supply of rum in company coffee.
      • Liberal supply of ecstacy in company sugar.
      Actually, that seems like a good explanation of their current practice.....
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    10. Re:Some suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't make me laugh like that; I'm in the library, goddamnit!

    11. Re:Some suggestions: by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "All patent applications must be submitted in person, after running the Gauntlet"

      RED PATENT LAWYER NEEDS FOOD BADLY!

    12. Re:Some suggestions: by tolkienfan · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you look at some of the patents that have been approved, you'll see they are already doing ecstasy and drinking rum in the office.

    13. Re:Some suggestions: by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Bill G has a small weenie...

      Well he did name his company after two of the most popular complaints about him in the sack - "Micro" and "Soft".

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    14. Re:Some suggestions: by larkost · · Score: 1

      I remind you that Steve Balmer works at Microsoft... it is not a pretty thought.

    15. Re:Some suggestions: by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, what the Patent Office should do is adopt a variant of an old approach used back in the Crusades:

      Approve them all, and let the courts sort them out.

      It would be cheap and effective. At least from the Patent Office's underfunded point of view. And if the country isn't going to pay them enough to do their job right, why should they care what this policy does to the country's economic welfare?

      (For those who don't know their medieval history, the Crusader slogan I'm parodying is "Kill them all and let God sort them out." It's an early version of kicking the decision upstairs. ;-)

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    16. Re:Some suggestions: by Alsee · · Score: 1
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    17. Re:Some suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the Crusader slogan I'm parodying is "Kill them all and let God sort them out." It's an early version of kicking the decision upstairs. ;-)"

      This saying did not come from the Crusades but the Cathar Heresy.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathar

    18. Re:Some suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at the PTO (and I am leaving as well), and I don't know about most of the stuff you wrote there, but at least the first one is true: every day is casual day.

    19. Re:Some suggestions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like you went a little too far one xmas party and woke up next to something you care to forget.

      go on you can admit it, we are all friends here.

    20. Re:Some suggestions: by mrt68 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to Scotland in September - what must I not miss?

      Your flight.

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    21. Re:Some suggestions: by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Blue patent reviewer is ABOUT TO DIE!

      ~X~

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    22. Re:Some suggestions: by jc42 · · Score: 1

      That was the Albigensian Crusade, right? Lessee, who was fighting whom in that one?

      Of course, variants of that slogan are usually attributed to a group by its opponents, while members of the group will publicly deny ever speaking or hearing it.

      One interesting case: It was widely reported as a bit of extreme black humor from American troops in Vietnam. In this situation, it usually came from those troops, and it was generally spoken in ironic mode. But listeners probably didn't always understand this, especially if English wasn't their native language. I've heard the sentence from Viet vets, always spoken in a tone that made it clear the speaker's view of the people who behaved that way.

      There is a conjecture that the Patent Office has been quietly adopting such a policy. After all, what can you do when they pile on a huge work load and decrease your hiring budget?

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  3. Maybe USPTO... by christoofar · · Score: 1

    should create the USPPTO (U.S. Patent Pending and Trademark Office)

  4. Current system is unworkable by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    Long live the current patent system, for it is dead.
    It is dead and we have killed it.

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    1. Re:Current system is unworkable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is an idea:

      Limit the ammount of patents one corporation can file in a year, and up the cost of a patent filing (for corporate use) to equal the ammount of the Patent workers wages.

      Now, you might say that it is unfair to a corporate enterprise, right? Well, tough titty! I think speeding fines are unfair, as I got one recently. But, if you take into account all the damages and wasted manhours speeding can cause, the number seems reasonable. And, I was doing 59 in a 55. Hard keeping an eye on the road (looking for deer) and an eye on the speedometre at the same time.

    2. Re:Current system is unworkable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current patent system is dead. It remains dead. And we have killed it.

    3. Re:Current system is unworkable by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course it is. Gee, I wonder why PEs are leaving the USPTO? Maybe because like in EVERY DYSFUNCTIONAL COMPANY, the difference between theory and practice is EXTREME? Duh.

      PEs are leaving since they know they are under pressure to rubber-stamp applications without regard to proper examination (and more to the point, REJECTION on the basis of prior art and obviousness). Probably, the PEs who try to properly examine a patent app cross their bosses time and time again, leading to a wholesale drop in morale.

      This exodus is only going to lead to an even easier rubber-stamping process. The American public had better fucking wake up. The USPTO has been completely subverted by ONE customer -- the patent applicants (uniformly, corporations). The USPTO has no regard whatsoever for the OTHER customer: the American citizen, who requires patents to be innovative and not obvious, in order to qualify for the process of exchanging monopolization for disclosure.

      Unfortunately, the chances of getting such an organization fixed in this hypercorporate political environment is essentially ZERO.

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  5. Hah! by theantipop · · Score: 3, Funny

    My friend just took a job there. Priceless!

    1. Re:Hah! by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      There still lots of job openings

  6. First Post? by ancient-mariner · · Score: 0

    Unlikely. Is there some widespread alteration of the way that patents work that could make these things better, or is the stress a natural outgrowth of the explosion of possibility created by an extremely open new environment for "invention"?

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  7. Patent the sun! by Valacosa · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Where anything under the sun is patentable..."
    Why stop there? I want to patent the sun!

    (Yes, I realize you can't patent an instance of an object, especially a celestial object. If you're the type of person constantly pointing out flaws in other people's jokes, I'll bet you don't get invited to a lot of parties.)
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    1. Re:Patent the sun! by EJB · · Score: 1

      But what if you constantly point out the flaws in your own jokes?

      - Erwin ;-)

    2. Re:Patent the sun! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry, your Sun as you call it, violates my patent on placing unshielded fusion reactors into galactic orbit. All users of this Sun now owe me $699.99 for the priveledge of using it. Buy now, and you can get in on this deal BEFORE the judge finds I can't patent such technology! ;-)

    3. Re:Patent the sun! by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

      You'll have to deal with priort art

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    4. Re:Patent the sun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't patent an instance of an object, how can genes get patents?

    5. Re:Patent the sun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. I was just thinking it'd be interesting to see if I could sneak a patent through on controlled fusion through gravitational force.
      Throw in some jargon there somewhere.

    6. Re:Patent the sun! by Valacosa · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have bested me. The match is yours!

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    7. Re:Patent the sun! by EggyToast · · Score: 1
      Why stop there? I want to patent the sun!

      What about the moon? And would you eat it if it were made of spare ribs?

    8. Re:Patent the sun! by metachor · · Score: 1

      You'll have to deal with priort art

      That's just trademark infringement.

    9. Re:Patent the sun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got the spacing wrong in "prior tart".

      /me runs

    10. Re:Patent the sun! by sykjoke · · Score: 1

      They can't, only synthetic genes and the process of creating them can be patented. It's like the other post trying to claim that the sun fell under his unshielded fusion reactor parent. He can patent an unshielded fusion reactor that works exactly the same way as the sun but not the sun itself.

    11. Re:Patent the sun! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Sorry, your Sun as you call it, violates my patent on placing unshielded fusion reactors into galactic orbit. All users of this Sun now owe me $699.99 for the priveledge of using it.

      If you enforce royalties, I will leak the fact that your product causes skin cancer.

    12. Re:Patent the sun! by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Along these lines, someone has already proposed providing the lighting industry with trade protection against the Sun: Bastiat's Petition.

  8. Now We Know! by ivanjs · · Score: 1
    The Trademark office took 3 months to tell me there was an error in a logo trademark I submitted. Then another 2 1/2 to tell me that the wording needed to be changed. Now I know why...

    ivanjs
    lyzrdstomp.com

    1. Re:Now We Know! by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

      Patent Examiners are engineers. Trademark examiners are attorneys.

      And for a Software patent, you're looking at 2 1/2 years until they even start looking at your application. 3 months for a first OA is fantastic speed, even if it is for a trademark. The problem is that the PTO doesn't ahve the midset it should, where worthy inventors are assisted in getting a patent or trademark. Too often it's an adversarial process.

      And if you have a problem with your logo, that's your fault. Hire a trademark attorney next time.

    2. Re:Now We Know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a trademark on the word ViewTouch and have been using it for nearly 20 years. The USPTO just granted a lawyer a trademark for View Touch. Now, just exactly how valuable is the trademark for Windows, can you imagine, if a lawyer can go get a trademark for W indows or Wi ndows or Win dows or Wind ows, for instance? A trademark has to be worth just about as much as a pile of shit these days.

    3. Re:Now We Know! by ivanjs · · Score: 1

      There was no problem with the logo from my end-they simply needed it in another format is all.

    4. Re:Now We Know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many patent examiners are also attorneys. And not all are engineers. They do, however, have to be technically trained or be able to pass the "engineer in training test." For example, I have a patent examiner friend who is a Ph.D. biochemist.

    5. Re:Now We Know! by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If they are in different markets, then yes, you can indeed have similar trademarks. In fact, I could make a line of Coke computers, and the coca cola company couldn't do squat legally, although they certainly could try and bankrupt me through lawsuits... If I survived, the countersuit would be most exciting to watch!

    6. Re:Now We Know! by NumbThumb · · Score: 1

      You mean different markets like computers and musik? Beware the overlap...

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    7. Re:Now We Know! by SquarePants · · Score: 1

      Coca-cola could still sue you for trademark dilution (and would likely win).

      To the OP:

      The View Touch application (not a registratio yet!) is for a "presentation screen for displaying graphical images to a viewing audience"

      Your registration is for (sorry for the all-caps, cut and pasted from USPTO):

      COMPUTERIZED ON-LINE RETAIL STORE SERVICES IN THE FIELD OF SOFTWARE; COMPUTER SOFTWARE FOR FACILITATING AND PROVIDING POINT-OF-SALE AND TRANSACTION PROCESSING AND REPORTING; and PROVIDING TEMPORARY ACCESS TO ON-LINE DOWN-LOADABLE SOFTWARE

      I don't see a whole lot of overlap there so I am not sure what you are complaining about. Besides, your mark is fairly weak given that is entirely composed of common english words. If you wanted sstronger protection you should have gone for something a little more "fanciful" or "arbitrary" (like Yahoo or Google)

    8. Re:Now We Know! by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

      Then it seems like you submitted it in the wrong format. I'm assuming you submitted it online instead of on paper. The federal government's not the most flexible about things like formats, etc. You can get bounced when filing a patent for not having 1 inch margins on your drawings.

      The nice thing about trademarks is that correcting something like that probably didn't cost you anything. With a patent, you'd have to pay a fee to amend or correct your drawing.

    9. Re:Now We Know! by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

      Almost none of the examiners are attorneys. If they were, they'd go to a law firm and make almost triple what the'd make at the USPTO. law students, maybe, attorneys, no. And I bet your friend isn't an attorney, becuae he could walk in hte door at a law firm making $200+ a year with a Ph.D.

      And you don't have to be an engineer, that's true. You have to have at least a 4 year degree in a hard science, such as biochem, bio, physics, or engineering. Or be able to pass the EIT test, or have 30 hours in certain hard science classes. Even Comp Sci is hard to get past the Commissioner. But most of the examiners are engies, because most patents are on engineering topics.

  9. "Naked Fridays!" by Tikicult · · Score: 5, Funny

    Careful what you ask for. Look around at the people you work with... Do you really want Naked Fridays? - Tiki

    1. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by op12 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look around at the people you work with... Do you really want Naked Fridays?

      I work at the Playboy mansion, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by sykjoke · · Score: 1

      I work from home and every day is a Naked Friday you insensitive clod.

    3. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ya know, while there are some women in our office I could do without seeing naked, I think I'd be willing to put up with that to see some of the others in the buff.

    4. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by CagedBear · · Score: 1

      Careful what you ask for. Look around at the people you work with... Do you really want Naked Fridays?

      Not a problem, simply spend Friday's hanging around the marketing department. Always better looking folks there.

    5. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by larkost · · Score: 1

      Then why would Naked Fridays be anything different?

    6. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by Tharian · · Score: 1

      I was about to agree with your sentiment, but then I stopped to think about some of the guys that would strolling through here in the buff as well. I'm not sure the tradeoff would be worth paying in that regard.

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    7. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by Schwartzboy · · Score: 1

      I am one of two technical people on my team. My boss (the other technical person, and the only other male) sits in an office on the opposite side of the floor. The rest of the team populated mostly by single and reasonably attractive twenty- to thirty-something women, with a couple of notable exceptions who also work in offices that are far away from our main workspace. The rest of us share a nice open cube farm, fairly well shielded from the other departments on our floor.

      Hell yes, I want Naked Fridays.

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    8. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you work with women who have one thing in common more than any other: they've all slept with the same creepy old rich man?

    9. Re:"Naked Fridays!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which begs the question...why exactly are you on Slashdot instead of...er...working?

  10. Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am willing to accept that there are patent applications coming into the USPTO in torrents, but I can't accept the EFF's stance that it is because of this deluge that the patent examiners are leaving. It's probably something much more mundane like bad management or lack of upward mobility in the position that is the root cause of the fleeing.

    Remember, this is the government we are talking about. They are under no pressure to approve patents in a timely manner. The applicants will wait for as long as it takes to get their patents.

    The EFF is right, of course, in that the patent system needs to be overhauled so that the system can't be used as a weapon anymore. Unfortunately, they seem to make a non-existent connection between that valid point and the other vaporous point that tons of applications is leading to mass quitting at the USPTO. I think they damage their reputation when they try to argue in such a flawed manner.

    We need to vote into office people who understand the issues, not those that are in the back pocket of the corporations.

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    1. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by umdk1d3 · · Score: 1

      We need to vote into office people who understand the issues, not those that are in the back pocket of the corporations.

      So, the current system is weighted in favour of corporations? Surely those companies would have thrown plenty of money at USPTO to make sure they could get their ever-important patents through quickly.

    2. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by fourtyfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HAH! Find me one politician that would have even a CHANCE of getting into office that isnt in the back pocket of the corporations! Their is none! Dont you understand? Politicians have to CAMPAIGN and to campaign they need MONEY and to get money they need to KISS ASS.

    3. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Howard Dean. Dunno if he's in anybody's pocket, but he proved you can get a good campaign going through weblog-based fundraising. Too bad about Yearg.

    4. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by fourtyfive · · Score: 1

      He was never a viable presidential candidate though. He had no chance at winning the election, only taking votes from the other candidates.

    5. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by dkf · · Score: 2, Funny

      there are patent applications coming into the USPTO in torrents

      They're using BitTorrent to upload patent applications now? Cool!

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    6. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the patent examiners have simply found greener pastures at IT companies looking to build their defensive patent portfolios :-)

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    7. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by mpe · · Score: 1

      We need to vote into office people who understand the issues, not those that are in the back pocket of the corporations.

      Assuming you can first get suitable people standing for election.

    8. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, this is the government we are talking about. They are under no pressure to approve patents in a timely manner. The applicants will wait for as long as it takes to get their patents.

      This is incorrect. Patent duration runs from the day the application is filed (absent the rare extension). Corps that value their patents and file hundreds per year will not sit idly by while the exclusivity they want fritters away. Pressure can be brought to bear.

      And pressure sometimes has strange consequences. For example, what would be the result if motivated corps lobbied for an expedited processing option for applicants who paid a suitable fee?

    9. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by DoctorPhil · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are completely wrong. I am a patent examiner. Patent examiners are under continual pressure to approve patents. We all have quotas, set by our payscale and by the area in which we work, and failure to meet the quotas results in being fired. Also, failing to respond to an amendment in time can result in being fired, even if you have been 30% over quota up till now and then three amendments land on your desk in one week that are all due because they were delayed somewhere else along the way. There is no lack of upward mobility - patent examiners can move up all the way to GS-13, I believe, without any competition.

    10. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      I wonder where they are going. Top o' the head guess: private sector to write patent applications. OMG The Patent Industrial Complex.

    11. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by Macadamizer · · Score: 1

      Just FYI, if the patent office takes an extra long period of time to process your application, if it is eventually granted, you can get those "lost" days added on to your duration.

      Of course, if the applicant is the one who takes his or her time getting back to the USPTO, then nothing is added to the duration -- but if the USPTO is slow (and it has to be pretty damn slow for this to apply) then the days can be added on to the patent's duration.

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    12. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by shlashdot · · Score: 1

      As the parent points out, that wasn't because of money though. He had a *terrible* media campaign, and should have realized that the internet supporters were only a launching point that had reached the limit of what they could do. At that point he should have refocused on TV ads etc. for normal people, and Iowans. Ah but it's a moot point now.

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    13. Re:Can the exodus be attributed to the deluge? by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      i work as an examiner as well, there is no pressure to approve in our art area, its more the other way around

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  11. Intelligence factor by markpapadakis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we assume those patent officers are intelligent and familiar with the tasks they were assigned to perform, they must be able to see that so many of those patents either don't make sense, or fall into the 'common sense' category.

    If you were an employee who had to deal with issues that seem unfair and unreasonable to you, especially if you were 'sensitive' enough as to even blame, in part, your very self for being part of this stupidity, you may have done the very same thing.

    John Caramack puts it all in prespective:
    "The idea that I can be presented with a problem, set out to logically solve it with the tools at hand, and wind up with a program that could not be legally used because someone else followed the same logical steps some years ago and filed for a patent on it is horrifying." (on software patents)

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    1. Re:Intelligence factor by Blindman · · Score: 1

      The problem is that examiners have to follow the law. It isn't enough that you know the idea is stupid, it has to be legally unpatentable, which are two seperate standards. Examiners aren't free to decide what "ideas" have merit and those that don't. Basically, they evaluate whether or not the description is adequate, has it been done before exactly, and whether or not it will most likely operate as claimed.

      Speaking of "common sense," there are so many patents that are obvious in a common sense sort of way, but for purposes of a patent, "obvious" is measured relative to the village idiot.

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    2. Re:Intelligence factor by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      That, and patenting business models and methods? Is that even constitutional? I don't think it follows the spirit anyway, though the same goes for the current 95 year copyright span, it isn't what I would consider "limited" protection, that protection shouldn't be extened by five years every five years, that's basically unlimited to me. Both would seem to stifle innovation rather than promote it. The point of the protections was not to protect specific companies but to enhance innovation.

    3. Re:Intelligence factor by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      It would be sweet if that was really what is happening.

      I predicted years ago that the USPTO was doomed from application overdose and that software patents would act as a catalyst... but I was not expecting results so soon.

      If software patents can kill the patent system and force a proper patent reform, there may still be hope for common sense. In a way, this would be similar to invalidating laws by proving mass disobedience: overload until the system crumbles.

    4. Re:Intelligence factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The idea that I can be presented with a problem, set out to logically solve it with the tools at hand, and wind up with a program that could not be legally used because someone else followed the same logical steps some years ago and filed for a patent on it is horrifying." (on software patents)


      It's no more horrifying than the mechanical engineer who sets out to logically solve a mechanical design problem with the tools at hand and winds up with a machine that can't be legally used because someone else followed the same logical steps and filed for a patent on that machine years ago.

      If the machine/software was something new and not something obvious, then under the present law, it can be patented. If it's something old, or obvious in light of what's already known, then it can't be patented.

      You really need to distinguish between objecting to the patent system entirely (which seems to be what you are doing) and objecting to software patents in particular. Using arguments that apply to all patents make your case much harder - we'd have to change the Constitution to eliminate patents.
    5. Re:Intelligence factor by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Basically, they evaluate whether or not the description is adequate, has it been done before exactly, and whether or not it will most likely operate as claimed.

      They also judge whether a practicioner of that particular art would find it obvious. Logically (yeah, I know), a trivial extension of a previous invention would also be covered.

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    6. Re:Intelligence factor by DoctorPhil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Patent law is LAW. We can't just say, "I think this is obvious." We have to point to a specific sentence of the law and show how it applies to a specific patent application. First, the law says that it must be obvious to one of /average/ skill in the art, not to someone with a brain in their head. But, more importantly, it's very difficult to reject a patent application, under the current laws, unless a) each of the elements in the application has been used before (perhaps separately), and b) someone has suggested combining them, or they are all modifications of the same process. For example, one of the training examples used for new patent examiners is an application for a bookmark that has a cartoon figure drawn on it. I said, in class, that this should be obvious, because a bookmark is a flat thing, and it's obvious that you can decorate flat things by drawing anything, including cartoon figures, on it. The instructor said we could not deny the patent unless we found that someone had specifically drawn characters on bookmarks before. I was shown cases where people had drawn characters on the tops of bookmarks, but because nobody had drawn characters on the bottoms of bookmarks, it appeared that would be allowable as a patent. Usually, this approach doesn't cause problems. It's a special problem with software, because as soon as someone invents a new concept - say, a new security authentication protocol - then every possible combination of that protocol with previously-existing network applications becomes patentable. Also, because approaches are often obsolete by the time the patent expires, it isn't like in other fields, where the damage to society caused by a wrongly-approved patent is only 20 years out of many decades or centuries of usage. Finally, patent officers are intelligent, but often not familiar with the tasks they were assigned to perform. Because of the need for many new examiners, very few new hires have been placed in their fields of expertise, although they are in generally related areas. For example, my studies were in artificial intelligence, but I'm reviewing patent applications for three-dimensional animation. I don't speak for the USPTO. Everything I said could be wrong.

    7. Re:Intelligence factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although there are many requirements for a patent, the two most important ones are that the invention be both "new" and "nonobvious." The test for being "new" pretty much matches your "has it been done before exactly" comment. The test for "nonbovious" is supposed to be not "obvious to one of skill in the art." "Art" means the technical field of the invention.

  12. ouch! by DingerX · · Score: 2, Insightful
    from TFA, on one of the causes of stress and turnover:
    "Some of the software that has been developed [for use in evaluated patents] is not the friendliest," he said. "Hopefully, that will be changed."


    Assuming, of course, that software could use some basic user interface techniques without paying exorbitant patent fees.
  13. Some info to go with this... by Necromancyr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a friend that used to work at the USPTO and one that just got his PhD and tried to get a job there.

    The guy that used to work there told me that the USPTO recently changed their benefits and no longer pay for their workers to get a law degree, etc., if they stay with the USPTO for a certain amount of time after getting it. This is the main reason he left - he did part time schooling for awhile but now decided to just leave and get it done asap to get his law degree faster.

    The other was told, even with a contact inside the USPTO (this was right as the guy above was getting ready to leave), that the USPTO was not hiring and that they received over 5000 applications for the 10 slots they were trying to fill. This was for the biotech/life sciences division of the USPTO.

    So, essentially, from what I've observed, there cutting some of their best benefits and getting more then enough applications for new people. I'm assuming this entire thing is primarily a budget issue - as almost everything is down here in D.C.

    1. Re:Some info to go with this... by frinkster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The guy that used to work there told me that the USPTO recently changed their benefits and no longer pay for their workers to get a law degree, etc., if they stay with the USPTO for a certain amount of time after getting it. This is the main reason he left - he did part time schooling for awhile but now decided to just leave and get it done asap to get his law degree faster.

      You can argue whether it is for the better or for the worse, but the patent office stopped paying for law degrees because as soon as anybody got the degree a DC law firm would hire them away and pay the debt off.

      Yes, it wasn't costing the patent office money in that regard, but it was reducing the patent office to being just a feeder source for the law firms. Paying for advanced degrees is done to retain top employees while gaining the advantage of them having advanced education. The patent office was seeing none of this, so they canned it.

    2. Re:Some info to go with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, "US Government Accountability Office report" versus "my friend told me that someone told him ...", who are we to believe? And why is this "insightful"?

      Anyway the article said that the problem was with retention, so they're not necessarily having trouble filling posts, but they're having trouble keeping staff long enough that they know what the fuck they're doing.

    3. Re:Some info to go with this... by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Paying for advanced degrees is done to retain top employees while gaining the advantage of them having advanced education. The patent office was seeing none of this, so they canned it.

      It doesn't sound like they retain them anyway. At least they would benefit from the employee for those 3 years while they were getting their law degree since they are more valuable during the whole process of getting a law degree.

      Now they just reduce the top talent they will get and/or retain for a couple of years.

    4. Re:Some info to go with this... by CrazyMik · · Score: 1
      I completely agree with this, the training was to retain people since it costs like 35k to hire and train a new employee. Spending 20k a year to keep ones who are probably some of the better employess is probably worth it.

      In addition, knowing case law allows examiners to be on a better level with the lawyers who they are sparing with. Plus those who do finish school and stay are valuable sources of legal info for those examiners who don't go to law school.

      People I know had to take out loans when the tuition reimbursement program was suddenly halted, sucks, to have to suddenly lose a benefit espiaclly when other funds are being wasted.

    5. Re:Some info to go with this... by s!mon · · Score: 1


      Funny. I just had an interview with the USPTO. They are actually in the middle of expanding from 3000 to 5000 examiners and have added 900 this year alone.

  14. Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheesh. Silly patent examiners. Don't they know that if they flee from overwork, that will only make the overwork problem at the patent office worse? Logic, people, logic. :-)

    1. Re:Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should they care about the overwork problem at an office they've left? The person who quit is no longer overworked, and that was their goal. :-)

    2. Re:Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, yes. That's what the smiley was for.

  15. How lazy can you be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just pounding the rubber stamp on any piece of paper that comes into your office sounds like the easiest job on the face of the earth.

    1. Re:How lazy can you be? by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just pounding the rubber stamp on any piece of paper that comes into your office sounds like the easiest job on the face of the earth.

      It's not as simple as that... since the USPTO granted a patent on rubber-stamping daft patent applications.

      ;-)

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    2. Re:How lazy can you be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just pounding the rubber stamp on any piece of paper that comes into your office sounds like the easiest job on the face of the earth.

      Repetitive stress injury is their biggest complaint!

    3. Re:How lazy can you be? by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      I already patented that.

      Just kidding.

      Actually, part of the problem is that they can't do that. Skeptical lawyers will use legalspeak to describe a common everyday function, get it patented, and then go to the media with a story. It doesn't happen often, but every so often a lawyer or friend of one does it just to keep them on their toes.

    4. Re:How lazy can you be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought congress in their infinite wisdom decided to protect the integrity of the patent process by criminalizing the filing of frivolous patents.

      Of course, we all know that a good team of patent layers teamed with a mathematition could patent the wheel. IMHO, we need more checks like this to keep the patent office from granting patents for prior art.

      The way the system works now is that anybody with deep pockets can generate a healthy patent portfolio that consists of prior art and contain no innovation whatsoever. The leagal fees for a defendable patent will typicall cost ~$40,000. Once the patents are granted, the cost of challenging each patent will typically exceed $1M.

      This means that anybody with ~$800K can lay out a patent land mine and secure a particular field. Anybody who wants to play in that field must be capable of laying out ~$20M to fight the patents. The end result is that innovative small businesses are stiffled and the corporations win.

    5. Re:How lazy can you be? by DoctorPhil · · Score: 2

      Just replying to a post without having any idea what you're talking about, or making any attempt to find out, is also pretty easy.

    6. Re:How lazy can you be? by torokun · · Score: 1


      Yeah. But the rubber stamp usually says 'rejected'. Over 90% of the time, by the way.

    7. Re:How lazy can you be? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Yeah. But the rubber stamp usually says 'rejected'. Over 90% of the time, by the way.

      But many companies modify them and keep trying.

    8. Re:How lazy can you be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not as easy as making a joke and having some humorless asshat lecture him.

  16. Part of the Process by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should have paid me the big bucks on my patent "Method for Optimal Evaluation of Patentable Inventions"...

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  17. Raise their salary! by r6144 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I say, d**n it, just hire the best people in each field and train them to be patent examiners. Pay them $100K a year (or whatever is needed) plus fat rewards for every application successfully rejected, and try to raise the various fees so that the applicants bear the extra cost. I don't care if small inventors can no longer afford to apply for a patent---much of the innovation seems to come from megacorps anyway, or from researchers that do not want to patent everything under the sun. If we can't have sensible patent laws we can at least limit its damage.

    1. Re:Raise their salary! by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

      That's rich, when has the government EVER had the BEST people in a field working for them? Even during the Manhattan project they weren't the best, they were the ones who could shove aside their morals for a certain price. The government could never afford to hire the best, because megacorps can ALWAYS pay more.

      But I don't want to get into that, it was your statement that I don't care if small inventors can no longer afford to apply for a patent---much of the innovation seems to come from megacorps anyway.... Sadly this is true these days, just like government is all run by lawyers. Perhaps we need to go in a different direction. Make it easier for the little guy, get back to the Edisons, and Bells, and Elisha Grays. Unfortunately I see the chance of that happening to be about the same as the store owners, school teachers and farmers going back to be the ones in congress.

      True innovation comes from those who are not bound by corporate goals, and cubicle walls.

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    2. Re:Raise their salary! by period3 · · Score: 1

      You said damn! Think of the children!

    3. Re:Raise their salary! by antifood · · Score: 1

      Right... because that Einstein guy was nothing but a hack.

    4. Re:Raise their salary! by double-oh+three · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they say damn too. This is /.

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    5. Re:Raise their salary! by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

      Einstein was not on the government payroll, nor was he sequestered at the compound. Although is research led to the development of the Bomb, he never officially participated in the project and he opposed the bomb. He had his morals and kept them. He didn't have a price like the rest of the scientists.

      I point you to http://www.me.utexas.edu/~uer/manhattan/people.htm l

      For those of you who you really don't want to go look I will post a highlight.

      "Einstein was never officially part of the Manhattan Project, but he was one of the scientists responsible for getting it started (and later for protesting the use of the bombs)."

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    6. Re:Raise their salary! by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Umm, all I can say is... ack?!

      I think that pretty much systematically destroys the purpose of the patent office although it would indeed probably stop almost everyone from applying for a patent.

      I also think that it would be a bad idea to have the best people in each field working for the USPTO, those are the people we want solving problems and applying for patents, not approving or rejecting the leftovers!

      And I know you added in the qualifier 'whatever is needed' so I'll only reinforce the point that $100K a year would have a tough time luring away a good general practioner doctor, let alone the best and brightest in areas of research. I mean, I have an aunt doing research in molecular biology and I know that she would detest doing patent work for any amount of money. She makes more than enough to be happy with it, and she does what she does because its making a difference and she hopes to save lives...

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    7. Re:Raise their salary! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I don't care if small inventors can no longer afford to apply for a patent

      Then the government should get out of the patenting business. Government isn't a service industry for the wealthy and corporate -- becuase if it becomes so, we're going to overthrow it violently, and what will become of your fucking stock portfolio then?

      At least have the decency to advocate fairness in your perverted viewpoint. If the government no longer serves the smallest inventor, then change the funding of the entire patenting system (the USPTO and patent courts) to be a pay-to-play system. Then, any beneficiary of this system must pay upfront costs of all examination, contest and enforcement actions. Literally, if a corporation wants to defend its patent in court, it must pay a staggering fee to operate said court for the corporate-owned patent system. Literally, if a corporation wants to stop somebody from infringing, they must pay a staggering fee for police to show up and confiscate products. The power of government will then cost the patent holders directly since they are the ONLY beneficiaries, instead of being offloaded onto the taxpayers who are NOT the beneficiaries.

      There's privatization for ya, Chum. Dare to be honest enough to advocate that?

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    8. Re:Raise their salary! by sickofthisshit · · Score: 3, Informative

      Einstein didn't work on the Manhattan project.

      However, the OP's suggesting Hans Bethe, Richard Feynman, Enrico Fermi, etc., etc., were not among the best physicists in America is pretty stupid.

      Practically anyone of equal or greater talent in America who wasn't working on the Manhattan project was working on radar projects for the U.S. government.

      The Manhattan project was an instance of the U.S. goverment getting the smartest people they could, writing them a blank check, and staying the hell out of their way.

    9. Re:Raise their salary! by r6144 · · Score: 1

      Well, I actually find the system you proposed entirely sensible, but if one want no government intervention, we might as well scrap the patent system altogether and have companies put these "valuable I.P." in trade secrets instead. In the light of current events this might not be such a bad thing after all, at least in certain fields :)

    10. Re:Raise their salary! by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      I don't care if small inventors can no longer afford to apply for a patent---much of the innovation seems to come from megacorps anyway

      Part of your post is in fact interesting as modded, but the above snippet I find highly disturbing. You only think that most innovation comes from megacorps because you see them cranking out hundreds of patents per year, or crazy advanced drug patents. But you aren't hearing daily stories about the thousands of basement innovators who apply each year because each one of them is only applying for one or two patents, and taken individually they barely make a blip on the radar, but that makes them no less (potentially) useful or innovative. And besides, the entire point of a democratic republic is to prevent the majority from crushing the rights of any given minority group, I'd like to think we would structure our patent system similarly, although I know this is wishful thinking.

      There is a compromise, however, between raising salaries and costs, and protecting the lone patent applicant. It's very simple: have a scaled application cost. And make the appreciation steep, maybe exponential. That way when Joe Inventor wants to patent his duck umbrella it still costs him a reasonable price, the same as now for the sake of argument. But when MegaCorp Inc bursts through the door with MAXINT patent apps for every software process under the sun, the first 2 are regular cost, next two are 150%, two after are %200, then 300%, then 500%, and so on and so forth. Granted, the actual price equation here is tricky but it should be quickly prohibitive. One must balance the fact that actual innovative devices often generate multiple patents, so up to 5 should be relatively low priced, but after that you had better have a business or some VCs behind you to afford the staggering costs of 5+ patents filed in the same year. This would force MegaCorp Inc to seriously rethink how badly they actually need a patent on "clicking twice on the interwebs" and maybe prioritize their portfolio for what is actually essential and what is filler to possibly crush their competition (and true innovation in the process). At the end of a year or two from first filing, the fees would reset for that patenter again.

      I also propose adding some kind of patent tax to patents that have been approved but are not being used and have not been open sourced. There should be a window period, to allow someone say to get a company up and running around a patent - let's say 5 years. But after that period if you are not licensing the IP or producing a product then you get the option to put the patent in the public domain or pay a hefty fee. This would prevent the formation of patent-hoarding companies who produce nothing but just use submarine patents to threaten and manipulate companies who are actually producing useful goods or services. Additionally these get-yer-butt-in-gear fees could be fed back into the system to help offset costs.

      Of course, along with this there needs to be the usual /. list of patent reforms - no (or at least much more restrictive) software patents, shorter terms for patents to become public domain, especially for drugs, etc etc blah blah blah. I'd also like to see an exponential fee system for resubmitting denied patents. Currently the system allows one to tweak and resubmit over and over again at a minimal cost. Again, care should be taken to assure one can in good faith use the resubmittal process cheaply since a revision or two is often needed. However if MegaCorp is just going to keep tweaking claims until finally it creates a marginal enough loophole for acceptance, it should cost them through the nose after a certain point, 3 maybe? Afterall, if they have patent lawyers helping them craft these things and still can't get it right by then, it's probably not that innovative or original and they're really just fishing at that point.

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    11. Re:Raise their salary! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      One must balance the fact that actual innovative devices often generate multiple patents

      This is a fact? Funny, I don't think the lightbulb had patents covering "A process for making wire" "A process for creating a vacuum" "A process for creating a bulb of glass" "A process for creating a vacuum in a bulb of glass" "A process for moving electricity through a wire in a vacuum in a bulb of glass"... no, the patent was just on the lightbulb.

      In fact, the whole "MAXINT" thing would be fixed if people were banned from patenting anything less than a whole invention. The other problem (patents with a hojillion claims which don't always add up to the description in the Abstract, like the Player Piano patent lawsuit against Apple) could be solved by banning people from patenting anything more than a whole invention too.

      It's true that requiring exactly one invention per application will certainly increase the number of applications, however when these don't have 100 different inventions encoded in their claims, it will be far easier to actually process these in a timely manner. (Perhaps the application should be automatically rejected if the word "or" appears in it)

      shorter terms for patents to become public domain

      Patents should become public domain when they are no longer novel. Take, for instance, the FAT16 patent that Microsoft tried to strongarm people with long after FAT32 was created and at least two versions of NTFS. Prior art aside, by the time Microsoft got around to threatening to sue people over the patent, the patent wasn't very interesting.

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    12. Re:Raise their salary! by sickofthisshit · · Score: 1

      Your moral argument is bullshit, and a grave insult to many great men.

      The physicists involved knew they were in a war against a Nazi regime that had made many of them personally flee their homelands. They didn't work on the Manhattan project for money, they worked on it because they thought it was critical to get a bomb before Heisenberg and his team got one to work. They knew Heisenberg was smart enough to figure it out, and they knew the Nazis would use it if they got it first.

      Yes, after the Nazis were defeated, and the bomb was used on Japan, the moral questions were no longer as clear. But the scientists didn't make that decision. And, as a consequence, many of the physicists involved worked *against* nuclear weapons.

      If Heisenberg had not made the mistakes he did, and Hitler had used the bomb to end the war on his terms, would you have been proud of all those supposedly highly moral Allied physicists who sat on their hands rather than participate in the Manhattan project?

    13. Re:Raise their salary! by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

      Aww man, I hate when Godwin's has to be invoked.

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    14. Re:Raise their salary! by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're on to something!

      PTO examiners should be rated/bonused on their success in finding convincing evidence of prior art or obviousness.

      Then we'd have good reason to expect that anything left over would be a reasonable candidate for patenting.

      This actually seems like a really good idea to me.

    15. Re:Raise their salary! by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      ] ] One must balance the fact that actual innovative devices often generate multiple patents

      This is a fact? Funny, I don't think the lightbulb had patents covering "A process for making wire" "A process for creating a vacuum" "A process for creating a bulb of glass" "A process for creating a vacuum in a bulb of glass" "A process for moving electricity through a wire in a vacuum in a bulb of glass"... no, the patent was just on the lightbulb.

      While you do make a good point, I think you chose a bad example. The lightbulb patent didn't include all those other things because they were either covered in its claims (as being part of the invention itself) or were products and processes that were already patented. But I'm not going to take you to task for choosing a bad example, as we clearly both know and support the assertion that there are patents that do indeed outline several new inventions to make up one. However you seem to believe that this is A) patently bad (excuse the pun), and B) somehow out of the norm.

      Let me first start by explaining that I work for an R&D engineering company - we create and patent new products and processes all the time, that's what we do. And we're not evil about it, we create something new and patent and sell/license it, most of the time in fact the patent is transferred (as per contract) to whatever company hired us to do the work for them. We don't sit on a pile of defensive or software patents (we only patent physical hardware and production methods) and litigate. Secondly, when I say innovative devices often generate multiple patents you seem to think this automatically means we're taking every minute new step and patenting it, that is absurd and difficult to do. However, in the process of creating, say, a nuclear steam generator pressure cleaner (an actual product of ours), our engineers have come up with new and novel hardware for sprayer heads, new materials and designs for high-temp pressure hoses, new mechanical delivery systems, and tons of other interesting devices that are patented and hanging on our wall of patents. Each of these things is in itself a complete and new and useful invention and they can be - and are - used in other devices to enhance or augment that device. In other words, on the way to making our one product we created new, or improved, pieces of hardware that are completely usable outside of the end goal. The new high temp and pressure hoses could be used in other industrial applications and are thus deserving of their own patent.

      It has been my experience working here that when a group of engineers sets out to do some larger complex task, often times the steps they take along the way are themselves useful devices. So in order to patent our final product, and still be able to protect the new devices that make it up, we might have 3 'daughter' patents on the new hardware, and another 'parent' patent that references those other ones in it's claims. This is not the same as simply listing X new inventions in claims and trying to jam it all in under one patent. This is in fact discouraged by the patent office for exactly the reasons you give, it obfuscates and complicates the patent. And it's not a bad thing either, if suppose Edison had in fact invented new and novel processes for producing bulbs along the way to making the light bulb, why would he be any less deserving of patents on those inventions simply because they are used by his end product? The long and short of it is that the number of patents one requires to adequately cover a single invention can range from one to many (you don't seriously think there's a single all-encompassing patent for "a device to generate electricity using nuclear fission" or that this would be a good idea, do you?) and how many depends on the invention in question. Some companies do abuse the patent process by patenting every minor item, and mostly this is stupid because alone they are not novel, yet somehow these seem to slip through anyway. But to offhand dismiss anyone of such beh

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    16. Re:Raise their salary! by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      But I don't want to get into that, it was your statement that "I don't care if small inventors can no longer afford to apply for a patent---much of the innovation seems to come from megacorps anyway...."

      There is some truth in this, but you fail to mention that a deluge of patents also makes it hard for the small guy to stay in business. Because if there are patents on every imaginable trivial thing, he will either be hard pressed to avoid all of them, or he risks to be eventually sued by an aggressive patent holder.

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    17. Re:Raise their salary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Manhattan project was an instance of the U.S. goverment getting the smartest people they could, writing them a blank check, and staying the hell out of their way."

      And they produced something no one wants, too late, and over budget ;)

      The Brits put their brightest people in a nice house in Bletchley, kept a strict eye on them, supplied them what they could, plus cups of tea, and they made a major contribution to the war effort, with a nice sideline in information technology for the post war industrial revolution.

    18. Re:Raise their salary! by sickofthisshit · · Score: 1

      Look, Godwin's law does not include comparing actual Nazi Germany in the actual historical context A.D. 1933--1945 to Nazi Germany.

      Why the fuck do you think Einstein, Fermi, Teller, Szilard, etc., were in the U.S.A., which was basically a backwater in physics at the time? These were all people who would have been perfectly happy staying professors at highly respected institutions of higher learning, teaching their students. They fled Europe because they feared being packed off to a concentration camp.

      You claim they sold their morality for a price. Do you have a single scrap of evidence that any major contributor to the Manhattan project joined for financial reasons? Yours is a slanderous accusation, and utterly unfounded.

    19. Re:Raise their salary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why were they working on radar projects? They'd been given all they needed by the Brits, who invented the thing. If they wanted any more, all they had to do was ask.

    20. Re:Raise their salary! by sickofthisshit · · Score: 1

      Einstein's research had absolutely nothing to do with the development of nuclear energy or weapons.

      Furthermore, Einstein *was* on the government payroll as a consultant (to the Navy Bureau of Ordnance) for $25 per day from May 31, 1943 until June 30, 1946.

      Although he also handwrote a paper that was auctioned for $6 million toward the war effort, which in some sense could be considered a net contribution.

    21. Re:Raise their salary! by sickofthisshit · · Score: 1

      They were working on the radar project to do such things as increase the operating frequency to improve resolution, and improve the circuitry used to produce and detect radar signals.

      The Radiation Laboratory ended up creating a multi-volume encyclopedia on radio-frequency electronics.

      Julian Schwinger, who shared the Nobel with Feynman and Tomonaga, worked on calculations to predict the properties of waveguide structures and antennas, among other things.

      There was close collaboration between the British and the U.S. The most prominent British contribution was the magnetron, but much of the early meter-wave radar work had been done independently by the U.K. and the U.S.

      Robert Buderi's _The Invention That Changed the World_ is a layman's history, for those who are interested in more information.

    22. Re:Raise their salary! by Inspector+Lopez · · Score: 1
      That's rich, when has the government EVER had the BEST people in a field working for them? Even during the Manhattan project they weren't the best, they were the ones who could shove aside their morals for a certain price. The government could never afford to hire the best, because megacorps can ALWAYS pay more.

      This is one of the most tragic ideas in circulation. The truth (in my opinion, of course) is exactly the opposite. And it goes like this. The government has the best people working for it. They tend to be the "little people" that you never hear of. There is a huge contingent of incredibly dedicated, smart, hardworking drones who labor for us because they actually value the notion of "government;" they "get" the idea of civil society, they actually know what taxes are for ... a few examples:
      • I wish I knew the names of the two guys who interviewed me from the US Dept. of Interior back in the summer of 1982 ... they wanted to know *not* whether I had done something useful; they wanted to know whether I would consider a career in the Department of Interior. Like a dingbat I said "you're kidding, right, I'm a Caltech student, I've got serious career potential..." It took me a while to realize that these midlevel bureaucrats had taken the trouble to drive all the way to Yakima WA from Boise ID to interview a worthless shit like me ... and I had the gall to trash them. These were two dedicated, hardworking guys who keep the lights on for everyone, and for their trouble, their hard work, their anonymity, the endless streams of insults and worse that they get from the "property rights/black helicopter crowd" they had to put up with assholes like me.
      • staffers for senators in DC. The senators may be more or less respectable, more or less dingbats, but if they want to last, they are going to surround themselves with whip-smart staffers. Several years ago I had the opportunity to visit my senators in DC, and although I didn't get to meet the senators in person, I *did* get to meet their geeky staffers. Let me tell you something. Those staffers are smarter, and harder working, than you are. The previous sentence is true with probability 99.9%. Object at your risk.

      Sure, the patent system is completely broken --- I agree. But trash the right people, the big people -- the senators, the presidents, the congresscritters -- who vote for the structures, and not the *huge*army* of dedicated, underpaid public servants who work for you every single day --- and endure abuse from the shallow anti bureaucrats every single day --- to make your life better.

      Blame The Responsible, not those whom it is fashinable to blame.
    23. Re:Raise their salary! by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      examiners already are paid quite a bit, you usually start around 50k and can hit 90k in 4-5 years once you pass the primary examiner program.

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    24. Re:Raise their salary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      our engineers have come up with new and novel hardware for sprayer heads, new materials and designs for high-temp pressure hoses, new mechanical delivery systems, and tons of other interesting devices

      Every one of those sounds like it's something that could stand alone, these are inventions too. I'm talking more along the lines of more elemental patents, which by themselves are incapable of actually producing anything (in the case of process patents) or serving a use other than within the "parent" patent, in the off chance that someone figures out that they can do it better by replacing your widget A with their cog B. Think instead of patenting a new nozzle, patenting the metal cone-shaped design. Or patenting the process by which information is transferred across a wire, which by itself is utterly useless, but with a morse code key suddenly becomes a telegraph.

  18. Study the Law, then complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    United States Constitution (amended 9-11)

    Section 666:

    Be it known that nothing shall interfere with the Holy Right of businesses to make money. Furthermore, this right is irrevocable in all cases where the agrieved party is a citizen of countries governed, by vote or military fiat, by this document.

  19. The solution! by bigattichouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Send one million rubber stamps maked "approved" to India
    2. Ship all the applications to India
    3. Stamp Away!

    Also,

    I've been dying for someone to "hack" the patent system and using different words patent the same idea twice (or have two people approved for the same idea).

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    1. Re:The solution! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've been dying for someone to "hack" the patent system and using different words patent the same idea twice (or have two people approved for the same idea).

      That exact thing happened with the LZW algorithm used in GIF files. Both Unisys and IBM ended up with patents, but only Unisys tried to enforce them.

    2. Re:The solution! by dr2chase · · Score: 1
      Been there, done that. Check out Lempel-Ziv-Welch and Miller-Wegman. Two patents, both approved, big overlap (and this dates back about 20 years). It was not done intentionally; two sets of smart people had similar ideas at about the same time.

      My suspicion is that the examiners are overworked, underpaid, and badly managed. Consider also that if you see apparently outlandish things getting patented, you can either protest, which is useless and earns you nothing, or push the envelope, which might, if you are lucky, get you a patent. In the world of business, given that your competitor might be pushing the envelope, you have no choice but to do so yourself. Given this, I am sure that filed patents are making increasingly outlandish claims.

    3. Re:The solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on you forgot the most important slashdot step of all...

      4. Profit!

    4. Re:The solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Send one million rubber stamps maked "rejected" to India

      Fixed...

    5. Re:The solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lawyers try that all the time. it's called double patenting and is illegal. the patent application should get rejected for that, and the PEs do look through all the applications by the same inventor to see if the guy filed for a patent twice. most of the time the examiners catch it, i guess every so often they don't, and that's why the lawyers figure it's worth a shot trying.

      i heard of a case the PTO found the identical application from ibm twice because they sent it to one law firm, and a little while later, they forgot about it and sent it to a second law firm to file. i guess the tens of thousands of dollars it costs to hire a firm was so insignificant that they didn't realize.

  20. How to kill software patents? by Blakflag · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Like most of you, I am disgusted and disheartended by the state of the software industry. I feel as if its not worth trying to create my own product because of the dangers of stepping on someone's latent patent landmines.

    But I'm wondering if the idea of dumping software patents can have any traction with the general public? The politicians are in the pockets of the big companies, and they're plenty happy to keep their entrenched positions with their armies of lawyers. Until the GENREAL public cries out for a change, it won't happen.

    So far I have not heard anything about this matter outside of the geek community. (even some of my less geeky computer freinds have not heard/thought about this issue)

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  21. Naked Fridays by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
    This would simply be a big reason to leave, not to remain. There would just be too much pain in between the islands of pleasure to make it worthwhile.

    /ex patent examiner

  22. I say this tongue in cheek by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but where exactly is the stress if you are approving all the patents?

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  23. Here's a thought: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Just fill the post of Patent Examiner with ordinary people chosen at random, like jury selection.

    "Sorry, boss...I won't be in this week...got a summons for patent duty."

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    1. Re:Here's a thought: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is great until some slackjawed yokel finds out that they can send mail through the telephone wires and grants a new patent on it.

    2. Re:Here's a thought: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think the idea is very good. Random people are often way more critical than experts. And this would force pattent applicants to write things in a clear language, not lawspeak. Because if someone doesn't understand something, he doesn't approve it...

      Why is that modded funny?

    3. Re:Here's a thought: by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      Then you might get lawyers bickering about whether or not to let you on the patent panel based on your political views.

      By the way, if you ever do want to get out of jury duty, just say this: "I'm a member of FIJA". You'll be out in no time, use those extra hours off work for the day to relax.

      Here's why: jury nullification. You have the right to issue not guilty, not based solely on guilt or innocence, but also justness of a law. Laws against drugs are a good example of unjust laws, and if the case has anything to do with them and you get called up, saying you're a member of the fully-informed jury association will scare the pants off the district/state attorney. They might even strike to dismiss if you just spell, "F-I-J-A".

      Good stuff to know.

    4. Re:Here's a thought: by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

      HOLY SHIT You're a fucking genius!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!

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    5. Re:Here's a thought: by Patentmat · · Score: 1

      I used to do tech support, and I remember trying to convince a customer that that there was no need to unplug her keyboard after use because viruses can't "live" in keyboards! Its been a while, but I assume people are not so misinformed nowadays?

    6. Re:Here's a thought: by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      Have you ever read a patent application?

      Imagine putting Jow Sixpack in there. He'd probably read the summary, scan the rest of the first page, look at the pretty pictures, and pull out the Approved stamp.

      Not a good idea.

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    7. Re:Here's a thought: by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      That's a really dumb idea. Patents are supposed to be non-obvious to somebody "skilled in the art." Having random people examine patents would effectively change the requirement to "non-obvious to laymen." I'm pretty sure that I could make a for loop seem non-obvious to most non-programmer people, and if I described bubble-sort in legalese they'd want to give me a Nobel prize.

  24. Causing an end to Innovation and the Internet by PhatboySlim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What will not, in the end, cause an end to innovation and the internet:

    - Spam
    - 0-day virus
    - Spyware
    - Closed source software
    - Phishing
    - Hacking
    - Child pornography
    - Internet congestion
    - Misleading information

    What will, in the end, cause an end to innovation and the internet:

    - Patents/Patent Law

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    1. Re:Causing an end to Innovation and the Internet by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      I've been having similar thoughts, but on a broader scale. Bear with me.

      They were precipitated by reading the following quote on the BBC website, after the London bombings:

      This is a nation which has been tested in adversity, which
      has survived physical destruction and catastrophic loss of life.

      "I do not underestimate the ability of fanatical groups of terrorists
      to kill and destroy, but they do not threaten the life of the nation.

      "Whether we would survive Hitler hung in the balance, but there is no
      doubt that we shall survive al-Qaeda.

      "The Spanish people have not said that what happened in Madrid,
      hideous crime as it was, threatened the life of their nation. Their
      legendary pride would not allow it.

      "Terrorist violence, serious as it is, does not threaten our
      institutions of government or our existence as a civil community."


      From one Lord Hoffman.

      I've come to the conclusion that most of the things we are fighting so vicously these days--whether it be through the War on Terror, the War on Drugs, or the War on anything else--are not capable of destroying our society. I do ont believe that Al Qaeda have hte capability to destry western society, however much they may wish to.

      On the other hand, in our own misguided efforts to fight back, we might just go off the deep end--perhaps we have, in some aspects--and have a heck of a hard time staying afloat.

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      Be a PATRIOT--because the only thing we have to fear is the lack thereof.
  25. They have quotas. by Bill+Barth · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:They have quotas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Starting at GS-5 to GS-9?

      Presumably the GS-9 position is for experienced hires. That really sucks for pay, especially for someone with an MBA or EE.

    2. Re:They have quotas. by mbius · · Score: 1

      Nothing in your link supports that assertion. +5 FUD.

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    3. Re:They have quotas. by blueskies · · Score: 1

      GS-9 is for entry level with a high GPA. GS-9 step 10 pays $56,000 (PA-NJ-NY). Not bad for just out of school and possibly the 25% signing bonus. Don't forget your promotion in 6 months plus a promotion every 12 months until you hit GS-12 and a cost of living adjustment.

      Besides it's gov't work. You CAN'T get fired unless you steal or drink on the job. And if you drink you can tell them you have a problem and they'll pay to send you to rehab and keep you on. You get 13 sick days, 13 vacation days, 13 federal holidays, plus using the flex hours if you work the 9 hour days you get 26 flex days off (every other week). After 3 years you get 19.5 vacation days a year (you accrue 6 hours every 2 weeks).

      Of course you have to work in an environment with people who can't get fired so you have a "survival of the worst" situation because the people that stay can't cut it any where else. -- why i left the gov't. Luckily, I worked in a great department where our 2nd level manager bent the rules alot to keep qualified people on board.

    4. Re:They have quotas. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Well, since the GS-9 level is entered at STEP 1 ($43,600), generally, and the first three steps require 1 year each to attain, the next three 2 years each, and the final three 3 years each, it'll be a long time before you hit a step 10. As you know (as a former cs), the steps are there to provide above-COLA merit increases within a capped GS level job. With work experience, you can get hired in at a higher step, but your salary growth is still limited.

      If the system is similar to techincal jobs at NASA, the usual track is GS-7 with a BS, 6-8mo to a GS-9, another year to an 11. MS doesn't buy you much except starting at GS-9, and then a year to get to an 11. (This, btw, is really old data - maybe 12-15 years ago). GS-12 requires a "real" promotion, and usually take a couple of years, and 13 is as high as you'll go without being in management (highly tenure based), or on a "dual track" and being a demonstrated national or international expert in your field (GS-14 and 15 respectively). I son't even know if USPTO has the dual track system, though.

      Also, it's 10 gov't holidays. Well, 10.5 if you count the customary Christmas Eve for those who plan to work all day on the 24th. In return, your annual salary gets divided by 2087 to determine your hourly rate (corporate standared is 2080, but Reagan figured out he could save a little money by using the 2087 hours in an average year as the basis).

      The leave, I gotta say, is the part you won't find in private industry anymore. With most corps shifting from 2wk vacation +2wk sick leave to 3 weeks of "personal time off", and you get an extra day of leave after every three years, leave is sweet.

      It's sad about the survival of the worst policy, but all to true. Some people just can't leave wihtout a boot in their ass, and the government doesn't own many ass-kicking-boots in personnel.

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    5. Re:They have quotas. by karnal · · Score: 2, Informative

      3/4 of the way down IN THE LINKED ARTICLE:

      Can you describe a typical day at your firm? How might this differ from other organizations?

      After the first year of training, examiners are on a production quota system in which, depending on grade level and complexity of the technology examined, they are given a certain amount of time to do an average application.


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    6. Re:They have quotas. by Holi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still it's a quota for applications not approvals. They just don't want you sitting around with your thumbs up your butt.

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    7. Re:They have quotas. by mavenguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      These are entry level slots; the GS-1225 series (Utility Patent Examiner) defines the following GS Grade levels, all non-supervisory: 5, 7, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. The levels above 9 are filled via promotion.

      After 6 months at the GS-13 level, an examiner can go on a special trial "Partial Signatory Authority" (PSA) program for 6 months during which they can sign some preliminary actions, but not final actions or allowances. The work is evaluated by several supervisors, and if passed, they get the PSA permanently.

      After 6 months as a permanent PSA the examiner can go on to a trial Full Signatory Authority (FSA) program similar to the PSA trial, but now with the authority to sign most actions in a case, including final rejections, Examiner's Answers on Appeal, and Allowances. After 6 months the work is again evaluated similarly to the PSA evaluation (but with emphasis on the dtuff only FSAs can sign) and, if passed, FSA is permanently granted. Along with this, the examiner also qualifies for promotion to the GS-14 level. This is considered the "journeyman" level for an examiner.

      The GS-15 level can be attained (or at least it used to be attained) by qualifying as a "Senior" or "Expert" examiner. There are (or at least were) relatively few of these since management keeps the totals down and because production requirements increase with these designations.

      Not mentioned in the offical position descriptions, but part of the Performance Appraisal Plan (PAP) are the production quotas. These are assigned to each art area and are normalized for an examiner at a GS-12. The production "goal" (95% is the minimum for a "fully successful" rating) is normalized for each grade level and authority: GS-5 - 0.6, GS-7 - 0.7, GS-9 - 0.8, GS-11 - 0.9, GS-12 - 1.0, GS-13 - 1.1, GS - 13(PSA) - 1.25, GS-14 - 1.35, GS-15 - 1.45. These are all from memory, might not be exact, but it should give you an idea of how it works.

    8. Re:They have quotas. by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Actually, i think i remembered wrong about the starting grade (should be gs-7 step 10), but they had a new policy of accelerated promotion. Move up 2 grades in 6 months, and then 1 grade in 12 months and the GS-12 1 year after that.

      GS-13 was competively based but since the hiring freeze for the couple of years before me all my friends still in gov't got their GS-13 about 15 months after their 12.

      I got real lucky, because I got the GS-7 Step 10 plus the 25% signing bonus, plus the alternate work schedule (1 day off every 2 weeks--which you aren't allowed to float to mondays but somehow they let me do it), plus i got into the lock-step masters program where they bring NJIT professors to the base and pay you to go to class every friday. So i had to work mon-thursday with class all day fridays, except every other week i worked tue-thur plus class on friday since i took my AWS day on those mondays.

      Why did i leave? To go to a start-up and work 60/hr weeks of course. haha.

      So it looked like this (note: when getting promoted up a grade they find the lowest step larger then your current salary and add 2 steps to it):
      GS-7 Step 10..........Day 0 $x
      GS-9 $x+2 steps.......1/2 years $y
      GS-11 $y+2 steps......1.5 years $z
      GS-12 $z+2 steps......2.5 years $a
      GS-13 $a+2 steps......~3.8 years

    9. Re:They have quotas. by tater86 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The patent office uses a different payscale then the rest of the government. A GS-7/10 (which is the starting point for someone right out of school with a 3.0 GPA) pays $55633. And the thing is, that's for a 40 hour week. If you work more than that you get paid overtime. The other big thing about the patent office is that you can be a GS-14 in 4-5 years. You can also work pretty much whenever you want.

      They can fire people if they don't examine enough patents, but for a non-probationary employee they have to give you a warning and then something like 6 months.

  26. a friend of mine just became an examiner by hsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He has finished his first year of law school for IP law, $55K+ and they are paying for the rest of his college

    not a bad deal if you have an engineering/science background

    1. Re:a friend of mine just became an examiner by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      And when he graduates in two years, a DC firm might offer him $125k. He has no incentive to stay with the PTO.

  27. No Big Deal by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny

    The USPTO management is not concerned about the loss of human examiners. Trials of their new Pitney Bowes Stampmaster 5000-EX have shown that a fully automated application processing machine can rubber-stamp applications at a rate exceeding that of 1800 human examiners using old-fashioned hand stamps and inkpads. Current plans call for phasing out the examiners completely over the coming months.

  28. This Just In by stuffduff · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Microsoft has received a patent for Communications. We are now no longer
    allowed to communicate without a license."

    There is a commotion outside.

    "What's that sound?"

    The door explodes inward and the room is immediately filled with smoke and
    overrun with stormtroopers.

    A large and ominous voice booms out.

    "You are forbidden to communicate."

    I am stunned! I don't know what to think!

    Then just as suddenly the first wave of stormtroopers are felled, one by one in
    an unimaginably short flash of time.

    "Don't know what to think a voice says?"

    I look up and see Jeff Brazos towering above the carnage.

    "That's fine by me. I just patented Thought!"

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    1. Re:This Just In by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Funny
      "That's fine by me. I just patented Thought!"

      And this would stop/slow down Microsoft how?

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  29. Unemployed Software Engineers by Stanistani · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's your chance to get employed at a place that can use your skills and can't outsource your job that easily.

    1. Re:Unemployed Software Engineers by failure-man · · Score: 1

      We'd stamp so much "denied" out of some combination of reason and spite that any of us would get fired within a day. Don't want to get Congress, Inc. on our backs about denying too many patents . . . . .

    2. Re:Unemployed Software Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's your chance to get employed at a place that can use your skills and can't outsource your job that easily.

      I suppose that you're trying to be funny, but why do you suppose that these jobs can't be outsourced easily? They seem like prime candidates, to me. Note that I think the result would be a miserable failure like every instance of outsourcing (whether "on shore" or "off shore") that I've ever seen, but that's really beside the point.

  30. Centralization by GileadGreene · · Score: 1
    Wait! So you're telling me that there are scalability problems with attempting to maintain centralized control of something? And that those scalability problems are related to cenrtalized controller becoming a throughput bottleneck? Who'd have thunk it?

    Perhaps the USPTO needs to look into the patent filing equivalent of BitTorrent (quick, somebody patent that idea!)

  31. Solution by kahei · · Score: 3, Insightful

    surge of patent applications, especially in the software and internet business method arena

    It's almost like the solution suggests itself...

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  32. Ideas... by Transcendent · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where anything under the sun is patentable, it puts an unbelievable amount of pressure on the patent office

    That's it! Patent the Sun! Such a method of gigantic energy transfer must be patentable, since it is so unique and original.

  33. I have a new idea! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I know that no one has thought of this before right? But let's talk about what life would be like if software and business method patents were abolished? I think that should put things back in order.

    I must say, I didn't expect to hear that the patent system is starting to collapse under the load. THAT is surprising to me... in a pleasant-surprise sort of way. I mean after all, FINALLY they will be forced to re-think software patents in the U.S. and in addition to that, there is more amunition to fight such patents in other parts of the world. ("you see what software patents did to the U.S.? Do you want that for us?") The lobbyists will not be able to convince any governmental body that THIS is a good idea now.

  34. Outsource it by narsiman · · Score: 1

    Outsource patenting. You can get 4 times the number of patent examiners for 1/4 the price from aspiring super powers nowadays.

    1. Re:Outsource it by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "the same number for 1/16 of the price" or "16 times the number for the same price?"

      Four times for one-quarter of the price seems a bit redundant, eh?

    2. Re:Outsource it by JLF65 · · Score: 1

      Outsourcing is still too expensive! Just replace all patent examiners with rubber-stamp machines. Given that nearly all patents are approved anyway, replacing examiners with rubber-stamps will save a considerable amount of money, speed things up, allow for future growth, all while doing almost exactly the same thing as the human examiners did. If you wish to be really picky about it, just have the machines randomly reject one out of every ten applications. A random rejection will be about as sensical as the rejections you get from current examiners.

  35. Why are software patents NOT harmful to society? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dear Patent Lawyers,

    Could you please justify by reply in moderate detail the supposed net benefit to society (rather than just to corporations) of software patents explaining why you think that extending the patent system to cover software is not harmful both to society and to freedom of expression given the case of an open-source software developer who, as a result of
    • working unpaid on his/her project as a hobby
    • giving his/her inventions away freely for the benefit of society ,
    • i.e. without any project income,
    • without any corporate project sponsor to pay legal fees,
    • without sufficient personal savings or income to pay for even a brief consultation with a "cheap" patent lawyer, and
    • without a patent lawyer prepared to work pro bono,

    is threatened with a patent lawsuit by a corporation demanding he/she removes the allegedly infringing software from the project's website, leaving the impoverished developer with no real choice but to comply with the demand and close the project?

    One recent unresolved case, which is not unique, is that of the German mathematician and open-source software developer Helmut Dersch who had no financial choice but to remove his software from his project website. He had no money to pay for a patent application at the time of his own inventions, which pre-date the patent application of the IPX company , to to pay for a lawyer to challenge the company which threatened him with the prospect of a lawsuit.

    Here [ffii.org] is a summary of the case history.

    I hope you will take the time to reply at moderate length for the sake of explaining to the open-source developer community why software patents are not a threat to completely unfunded open-source projects.

    Thank you for reading this. If you are a patent lawyer, please mention that fact in your reply here.

    When a similar comment was last posted here it got a brief reply from one of the patent lawyers who read slashdot.

    Please copy and re-post this message in all available forums until some patent lawyers have the courtesy to write a thorough reply.

  36. And the simple solution is.... by ShatteredDream · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pass a law that nullifies software and business method patents.

    1. Re:And the simple solution is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that logic, a simple solution to end software bugs is to pass a law that nullifies software.

      Buggy software has cost lives in the past and several famous incidents serve as examples.

      Faulty patents on the other hand, get shot down in court (it is like software that won't compile, practically useless).

      But hey, your way is much easier than finding ways to reducing bug in software or reducing bad patents. Let us just nullify both software and software patents and use our computers as door stops. Brilliant.

  37. This won't change by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 4, Informative
    Face it folks, the USPTO is fucked up.

    I am a past examiner and I can tell you that every examiner has production quotas. Their bosses (called supervisory patent examiners) get bonuses if all their people do over set amounts (e.g. up to 110% of quota), so some bosses really ratchet up the pressure. The guy that hired me even made me orally agree to do 110% of quota before hiring me.

    Additionally, though, the bosses get alot of power. In training we were told to do things one way, but if our bosses wanted the opposite, we were to do that instead. Some bosses are great, to the point that people even have second jobs (maybe not now, but some did when I was there) and goof off at the USPTO, getting their quotas on one or two days work. Other bosses are from hell and get very personal on people, refusing to sign off on their work and requiring them to redo things time and again. There is NO way to meet quota when your boss refuses to sign off on your work, at least until you reach primary examiner status. People in such situations generally had no recourse, especially as the bosses could prevent transfer requests, so the people were forced to leave or be fired. And upper management had a "hands off" policy so no help there.

    I literally know of dozens of good examiners who were forced out by recalcitrant bosses, including several primaries.

    On the other hand, if you have a good boss and get into a schedule where you can get your work done in less than 40 hours a week, the USPTO can be very difficult to leave.

    It is very obvious that the USPTO management doesn't care about examiner attrition. If they did, they would have figured out safeguards against it long ago. But why should they? After all, there are always people wanting jobs there, if not birth Americans, then all the Vietnamese, Indians, and Ethiopians who have gotten their citizenships. And it's not like the companies are going to go away - no matter how long it takes to get a patent, there is only one source for patents. And congress can't do much - the USPTO is self-funded, congress can't force the USPTO to improve beyond what they are doing without more money, and congress isn't about to supply that. So I think the system is stuck without some enlightened new management.

    1. Re:This won't change by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And congress can't do much - the USPTO is self-funded, congress can't force the USPTO to improve beyond what they are doing without more money, and congress isn't about to supply that.

      Part of the problem is that Congress routinely siphons off a chunk of the money. The USPTO could fix most of the problems that are susceptible to throw-money-at-it (e.g. the overworked/underpaid/lousy morale treadmill) if Congress kepts its fingers out of the till.

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    2. Re:This won't change by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      And congress can't do much - the USPTO is self-funded, congress can't force the USPTO to improve beyond what they are doing without more money, and congress isn't about to supply that. So I think the system is stuck without some enlightened new management.
      Now that surprises me. Surely Congress could change patent laws to modify the rules for patent application?
      For instance, make the USPTO liable for bad decisions by taking legal expenses out of the USPTO if a patent is sucessfully overturned in court.

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    3. Re:This won't change by gomel · · Score: 1

      It is very obvious that the USPTO management doesn't care about examiner attrition. If they did, they would have figured out safeguards against it long ago. But why should they? After all, there are always people wanting jobs there, if not birth Americans, then all the Vietnamese, Indians, and Ethiopians who have gotten their citizenships.

      This reminids me of how electronic arts treats it newcomer employees. They come cheap and are expendable.

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    4. Re:This won't change by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

      Are these quotas for applications examined, or for applications accepted?

    5. Re:This won't change by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      It is very disturbing to hear these kinds of stories. Thanks for the view from the inside.

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    6. Re:This won't change by mavenguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Production (quota) is measured in units of "Hours per balanced disposal" Hours are "Examining" hours, the amount of time the examiner works, minus certain "non-examining time". Over the years management has been reducing the amount of non-examining time available to examiners to force up production.

      "Balanced disposals" is a figure derived by counting, during any given time period,

      1) the number of first actions on the merits (like rejections, allowances, but not including things like restrictions or minor, technical things), and

      2) the number of disposals, meaning allowances, abandonments, and the first Examiner's Answer on Appeal in a case, then

      3) dividing the sum of 1) and 2) by 2, in other words, an average of the first actions and disposals. Using this average to divide into the number of hours in the time period gives the production for that time period. Typical time periods are a biweek, a quarter, or a fiscal year, although some other time periods may be selected for special purposes.

      Production goal achievement for a time period is expressed as the goal/actual x 100 (a percentage). The goal is assigned based on the specific art(s) assigned to the examiner and the examiner's grade and authority grant (Partial or Full Signatory, Senior or Expert designation). Under the the current Performance Appraisal Plan, anything below 95% is considered either "Marginal" or (less than 90%) Unsatisfactory. Examiners who don't get their production up are fired.

      One thing to note in this scheme: The incentive is to issue an application on the first action; two "counts" and no additional time to inflate the Hours/balanced disposal. On the other hand sening out rejection after rejection just keeps consuming time, for which the examiner only gets the first action count"; to get the disposal count, the application must either be issued, the applicant gives up, or files a continuing case to keep going (the original application goes abandoned to generate the disposal count), or the applicant appeals, the examiner getting the disposal when the Answer is filed, but before the case is decided by the Board. And, if the the Board decision is a reversal, the examiner has to prepare it for issue, but doesn't get a disposal, since that was given when the Answer was filed.

      The system was designed back in the 1960's to cut down on pendency and discourage examiners to keep making rejection after rejection (after 2 rejections the applicant always has the right to appeal)

    7. Re:This won't change by mavenguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry I'm late to this discussion, but I might as well post this "for the record."

      The underlying fix that PTO management has found itself has been brewing for decades; it started back in the 1960s with the concepts of "Compact Prosecution" and "Balanced Disposals". It is exacerbated by the fact that production is an easy thing to measure, but quality requires some judgement, some effort to check the search to see if better prior art can found, etc.

      Thus, management promised Congress that it could reduce average pendency from the then prevailing several years down to 18 months ("18 by 87", anyone?). Thus, production and process became king; examiners don't examine patent applications, they "process" them. Better act on your the oldest filing date and effective filing date application every other bi-week. Don't you dare fail to act on an amended application past 60 days, nor respond to an amendment after final within (was was it?) 3 days. Tighten the screws down on "other" time.

      And don't even think of producing less than 100%, but, even then, we really want (such as you indicated) 110%

      Quality? Well, just make it look credible; if you do 115% nobody will be taking a fine-tooth comb through your cases; we'll save that for the 96% guys. Oh, and if Quality Review kicks back an allowance, well, just don't make a habit of it, but keep cranking out at 115%; besides, the more you crank out, the lower each QR kickback counts toward the dreaded "error rate"

      So, now management's has had it's nose rubbed in sh*t over quality....what to do, what to do...I know! Let's review even more; "second pair of eyes", "third pair of eyes" more certification. Yes! This is how we'll work our way out of this mess, and all without allotting even a millisecond more examining time; in fact we'll force examiners to spend more time justifying what they did, dragging in other examiners from their examining (and without giving them any other time). God forbid we even consider giving more time for examination to improve the search (not that that will be needed much if they get their way on outsourcing the search)

      In brief, to improve the effectiveness of the system, just add more counterbalancing constraints ; brilliant!

    8. Re:This won't change by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

      Many thanks for posting such a detailed and informative explanation. Exactly what's needed when trying to understand the behaviour of a commercial or pseudo-commercial oganization; femme be damned, cherchez l'argent.

    9. Re:This won't change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy that hired me even made me orally agree to do 110% of quota before hiring me.

      So, the quota is 110% of the quota. But you need to do 110% of that quota. OK, the new quota is 110% of that. Er... sorry, that put my head in an endless spin.

    10. Re:This won't change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The future: even more sick things considered normal.
      2015: every citizen carrying an AI-based patent management/advisory system, saving him from ligitation after - for example - choosing a patented way to walk a street.

  38. Hiring? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Maybe we need to stock it with OSS-Friendly folks! "I'm sorry, Sir, your patent is denied because you're an asshat. Yes, Sir, I said asshat. According to our rules: 'Any such patent as applied for in an attempt to circumvent or interfere with the GPL will be denied under the Asshat Clause.' Yes, Sir. You have a great day. Thank you....buh-bye!"

  39. Take a page out of the EU's book by soma_0806 · · Score: 1

    The EU doesn't allow for software nor business practices to be patented. Things like customer lists and such are still protected as trade secrets. They just have a heightened tangibility standard, as should we. It would probably clear half the "pending" load off the desks at the patent office if we did so.

    1. Re:Take a page out of the EU's book by infolib · · Score: 2, Informative
      The EU doesn't allow for software nor business practices to be patented.

      That's unfortunately an oversimplification.

      Basically the European Patent Convention (EPC) forbids patenting business methods and "software as such". You can't patent a an algorithm. You can patent a computer running the algorithm. (Functionally equivalent). You can't patent a business method, but you can patent a computer network implementing the business method. (So competitors must do business "by hand").

      The exact interpretations differ among the member states, which is why we need a harmonizing anti-swpat directive. It's difficult though, what with governments ignoring their parliaments and all. More here

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  40. Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In the interest of full disclosure, I am a patent attorney who primarily does software patents. Every patent attorney in the country knows this fact: Fee Diversion hampers the ability of the PTO to do its job properly.

    The USPTO is a profit center for the government. Last December, the amount of that profit was set to DRAMATICALLY increase because of dramatic increases in user fees such as filing fees and examination fees, among others. Instead of letting the PTO keep that money to do its job, Congress "diverts" a large portion for other uses, including Homeland Security, among others.

    Contrary to what the parent post said, namely, "Where anything under the sun is patentable, it puts an unbelievable amount of pressure on the patent office," anything under the sun is NOT patentable. Anything under the sun MADE BY MAN has the POTENTIAL to be patentable - so long as it meets the criteria of the Patent Act, namely, novelty, utility, and non-obviousness. Despite the seeming simplicity of these terms, there are very well-defined legal tests behind each one that must be applied properly. Each of those terms has thousands of pages of case law / judicial interpretation behind it.

    The PTO's inability, caused by Congress, to keep adequate resources to properly do its job directly results in poorer quality examinations because the Examiners do not have the time, experience and training to rigorously apply the rules in every case. As a patent attorney, I have an ethical duty to provide valuable services to a patent applicant. My services are valuable if I can point out and properly describe my clients' inventions and the legal reasons why those inventions are entitled to patent protection. The way I do that is by keeping current in my technical field (Computer Science) and the law. However, I cannot know every piece of prior art out there. The best I can do is try to know as much as I can and write patent claims (the portion that defines the invention) that do not also describe prior art. Every patent applicant relies to a certain extent on the Examiner who receives their application to perform a good prior art search so that the Applicant can either point out how their invention is different from the prior art or can adjust the claims so that those claims no longer describe the prior art along with the invention. In fact, the Applicant is PAYING for that search.

    A claim that describes an invention but also describes the prior art is invalid. I do my best to draft solid claims but the Examiner also has to do a solid search. Some people think that it is in the Applicant's best interest to have very broad claims so that people will have to litigate to prove the claims are invalid. I think that approach, if taken, is foolhardy because of potential legal liability on the part of the patent owner. It is also an abuse of the system. Abuses of the system can be minimized to a certain degree by having higher quality patent searches by well-trained Examiners. The best way to get that is to tell Congress to stop diverting fees.

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    1. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by afroncio · · Score: 1
      Contrary to what the parent post said, namely, "Where anything under the sun is patentable, it puts an unbelievable amount of pressure on the patent office," anything under the sun is NOT patentable. Anything under the sun MADE BY MAN has the POTENTIAL to be patentable - so long as it meets the criteria of the Patent Act, namely, novelty, utility, and non-obviousness.Despite the seeming simplicity of these terms, there are very well-defined legal tests behind each one that must be applied properly. Each of those terms has thousands of pages of case law / judicial interpretation behind it.

      As comforting as you're making this sound, the truth is that non-obviousness and novelty seem to be completely ignored by the USPTO.

      For instance, to anyone skilled in the art, bust-size measurement is an easy thing to do. As if no one had ever done this before in the garment industry...

      The fact is that the patent system is now stifling innovation, not promoting it. People are scared to build obvious products because those products may already be patented. It's a real shame...

    2. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

      In the spirit of full disclousure, if there is ever a revolution and a hunt is declaired against POS litigation lawyers who think the practice of law is nothing more then a business (rather then a mission to secure justice for the citizen) , I'll be more then happy to volunteer to flip the switch on the electric chair that turns those lawyers into charcoal.

      It is obvious that the pursuit of profit has eclipsed all other ideas in the legal field like justice and honor. It's good to know that a lawyer can toss ethics and common sense out in the name of "doing business". Congradulations on showing what the legal profession is all about. Money.

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    3. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct in the description where the USPTO is treated as a profit center. However you argument against the patenting of anything is bullshit.

      The USPTO has alowed patents on things such as using laser pointers to exercise cats, and downloading music.

      IANL but I also remember something about triple damages for knowingly violating a patent. They can actually discourage in depth patent searches.

    4. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Well you sound like a theory book. The fact is that every knowlegde is built upon prior art, even Newton knew that and said, I could look farther than anyone, because I was standing on the backs of giants. So basically finding a novelty in something is vague. Also the patent offices all over the world have started to go into a sellout frenzy the last 10 years, prior art in 90% of all patents I have read were blatantly ignored, also the height of invention. Technical aspects basically were rendered useless (which goes against the original spirits of a patent of getting a time limited monopoly by openíng the invention), by not using technical terms and mathematical language but laywer language. Patents granted were so broad that they tried to cover everything under the sun, and to the worse most cases hat prior art way back at least 30-40 years.

      So what you describe is the theory you have to defend (you are a upholder of this stinking broken system), the practice is that patent offices even have granted patents for a wheel the last years, and around 90% of all other granted patents are not better regarding invention scope or prior art!

      I am not against patents per se, but I am against the huge sellout of the most important good, public knowledge which currently is happening all over the world.

    5. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Infonaut · · Score: 1
      I didn't previously realize that the USPTO was a profit center, or that those profits were siphoned off to other government agencies. Follow the money and you'll find out what's really going on.

      It is rather rediculous that the Patent Office can't pay its people enough money because it is busy shelling out money to the Dept. of Homeland Security. Given that patents are such an important part of the American economy, I find it (somewhat) surprising that the problem of fee diversion has been allowed to fester like this.

      Given the federal government's uptick in deficit spending, I can see why fee diversion seems like a good short-term solution to help mitigate budget woes at other departments, but it is obviously not smart in the long term.

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    6. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      Go back and re-read my post. At least 10 times. That is NOT what I said.

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    7. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by vivarintoki · · Score: 1

      Interesting, hearing your side of things. Actually, I'm in the process fo applying to LS myself, and considering IP as a field of law I'm interested in. /.ers are usually anti-patent, and hearing this makes me wonder how the system cannot be broken...especially when considering patenting processes, and not physical creations. Software is a big problem here, how do you see that there can't be a problem? I wonder if someday soon, there will be a big outcry over the broken system, and that reform will soon follow. Anyway, as a CS patent lawyer, how do you find the field? I'm CS too, and I'm really beginning to wonder if going to LS for IP in the CS field is even a good career move.

    8. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The triple damages are awarded against a willful infringer - someone who knows a valid patent exists and yet infringes anyway. The possibility of being liable for triple damages actually ENCOURAGES an accused infringer to do a RIGOROUS prior art search to invalidate the patent. However, that has nothing to do with the examination phase when the patent is in the USPTO. Triple damages can occur after the patent issues and after a trial.

      My "argument" about anything under the sun ... is not "bullshit." it is the law. Quote:

      "The repetitive use of the expansive term "any" in 101 shows Congress's intent not to place any restrictions on the subject matter for which a patent may be obtained beyond those specifically recited in 101. Indeed, the Supreme Court has acknowledged that Congress intended 101 to extend to "anything under the sun that is made by man." Diamond v. Chakrabarty, 447 U.S. 303, 309 (1980); see also Diamond v. Diehr, 450 U.S. 175, 182 (1981). Thus, it is improper to read limitations into 101 on the subject matter that may be patented where the legislative history indicates that Congress clearly did not intend such limitations. See Chakrabarty, 447 U.S. at 308 ("We have also cautioned that courts 'should not read into the patent laws limitations and conditions which the legislature has not expressed.'" (citations omitted)).

      State Street Bank & Trust Co., v. Signature Financial Group, Inc.

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    9. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      The Patent Bar and top users of the USPTO have criticized and fought against the practice for years - and lost, unfortunately. The root cause of this problem is that it is impossible to get legislators to give up a source of revenue.

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    10. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 1
      It is an EXCELLENT career move. IP is one of the few growth areas in the law, and there are many aspects and sub-specialties. I have worked for some of the largest corporations in the world as well as some of the smallest and individuals. There are great ideas everywhere.

      In this field I have more job security than even civil servants. I can essentially pick where I want to live and what I want to do. Going into IP, specifically patent law, was the best career move I have ever made. I am happy to share my experiences and tell you anything you want about LS, bar exams, etc.

      BTW - the SYSTEM is not broken - fee diversion prevents it from operating properly. Systems have inputs and outputs. Lack of an essential input affects the output. It is like a jet plane being operated on gasohol - maybe it will do something, but it won't work the way it is intended.

      Best of luck in the future.

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    11. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by vivarintoki · · Score: 1

      I'm happy to hear that you like it so much. May I ask exactly what background you are? I know you mentioned CS, but did you major in it in undergrad? You mentioned doing litigation in your post - did you ever do prosecution? Do people specialize in one and not the other? I majored in Math and CS back in 99, and have been working in IT ever since. My school is accredited as well, so I qualify for the patent bar, although I haven't taken it yet. I've already taken the LSAT though - so apps are all that are left. Did you find that the LS you attended determined where in the country/what firms you where you would find employment? Whatinsight can you give to someone like me looking into IP specifically for people with computer science backgrounds. I was under the impression that many people have PHDs and that this is what law firms are looking for - something I'm lacking. Are there really great opportunities out there? Back to topic though, I see that you're of the opinion that patenting processes is compatible with the sysstem's original aim. Perhaps what's broken isn't this feature per se, but how the system may have become a way for individuals/corporations to create pseudo-laws without any real legistlative input. What's to stop someone who's opposed to certain technology from just patenting the process, in order to limit it totally? Just wondering what a real lawyer woudl have to say.

    12. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by vivarintoki · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the lack of formatting - here's my post with line breaks!!!

      I'm happy to hear that you like it so much. May I ask exactly what background you are? I know you mentioned CS, but did you major in it in undergrad? You mentioned doing litigation in your post - did you ever do prosecution? Do people specialize in one and not the other?

      I majored in Math and CS back in 99, and have been working in IT ever since. My school is accredited as well, so I qualify for the patent bar, although I haven't taken it yet. I've already taken the LSAT though - so apps are all that are left. Did you find that the LS you attended determined where in the country/what firms you where you would find employment?

      Whatinsight can you give to someone like me looking into IP specifically for people with computer science backgrounds. I was under the impression that many people have PHDs and that this is what law firms are looking for - something I'm lacking. Are there really great opportunities out there?

      Back to topic though, I see that you're of the opinion that patenting processes is compatible with the sysstem's original aim. Perhaps what's broken isn't this feature per se, but how the system may have become a way for individuals/corporations to create pseudo-laws without any real legistlative input. What's to stop someone who's opposed to certain technology from just patenting the process, in order to limit it totally?

      Just wondering what a real lawyer woudl have to say.

    13. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 1
      I do both - patent preparation and prosecution as well as litigation. Yes, people often specialize in one or the other. I enjoy both. I also counsel clients on where development efforts would be most advantageous and provide opinions re: patentability and noninfringement, among others.

      Your choice of law school will be critical for some firms. The best advice is to get into the best law school you possibly can. I was fortunate enough to be admitted to a top 20 law school. Franklin Pierce, although not top 20, has a well-regarded IP program, especially in New England.

      I have a BS in Management magna cum laude, a JD cum laude, and am completing my MS in Comp Sci.

      Sorry this is brief but I have to turn my attn. elsewhere - I'll post a follow-up later.

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    14. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

      I recommend patent examiners/lawyers joining organizations like the ACM http://www.acm.org./ They've become an invaluable resource and their digital library is excellent.

      I fail to believe that the USPTO doesn't have a system that can access a database or achive of not only previous patents available to them but of a large amount of freely available papers etc.

      The guidelines need to be revisited and they should be revisited on a regular basis. What you've basically stated is that the job is not getting done. It's unacceptable, especially when the technology is available at a cost so infinitely small. It's just unacceptable.

    15. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by vivarintoki · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I appreciate any insight you can offer. Sorry about my badly formatted post - I reposted a copy with better formatting in case my original reply gives yoe a headache.

      I'm especially curious about specialties within IP law, whether CS people stick with CS, or are expected to know about Bio or EE, and vice versa. It's interesting to hear that you have a BS in management and are currently earning a MS in CS. Did you ever take the patent bar?

      Answer at your leisure of course. Thanks!

    16. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say you did :) You evidence of the process mearly showed me the problem and re-inforced several already held opinions.

      The quality of law is dictated by money.

      Either from the top end: (The government under-funding the PO) or the bottom end (Attourneys, Para-legals, etc.)

      I could have sworn after reading it 4 times, (still hitting the other 6 times as I write this) you complaint was about money...

      There are few lawyers left in the world, just a lot of business people posing as lawyers. It makes me ill. I really hope you aren't one of them, you seem pretty level headed compared to the slashdot crowd.

      Here is my solution to solving the problem:

      Mandate that lawyers are only paid on a successful patent application. This creates an inital check in the processess. People don't like to work for free.

      Require federal and state governments to keep funding and revenue within the departments they are generated in.

      One poster here had a brilliant idea. Structure the patent review process similar to jury duty. Last phase of the patent application is a jury review.

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    17. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey compulawyer, how do i contact you? i might need some professional advice from you; thanks possible client

    18. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 1
      I agree - that's why I have been an ACM member since I was a student and have given presentations for them. I've recently considered joining IEEE as well.

      In my experience, the problem is with Examiners' lack of experience with the legalities of patent law as well as lack of adequate time to do the job for each patent. I always knew time was an issue but never realized how bad the problem was until I read a post by a former Examiner in this thread.

      Examination guidelines are revised - the guide is freely available at the USPTO website and is called the MPEP - manual of Patent Examining Procedure. It is a VERY long book, but is in both PDF and HTML forms online.

      Unacceptable is a very appropriate (and acceptable) word.

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    19. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      Yes - I took the patent bar and passed. I qualified under Option B once I had enough CS credits. Again, sorry but more later.

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    20. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      If you are for real, you can send an initial email (WITHOUT any confidential or personal information) to my Slashdot name at yahoo dot com. I'll reply with my contact information.

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    21. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 2, Informative
      My apologies if I misinterpreted your post. Actually, my complaint is about lack of resources that the money can provide. I do not see anything fundamanetally wrong with diverting fees from the PTO - provided that it still has sufficient resources to do the job properly. I see a lot of overreaching by Congress to divert money to the point where the PTO can no longer do its job correctly. Congress's attitude toward the PTO seems to be "You'll manage with what we give you." It should be "Let us know what you don't need because there are other things overages can be used for."

      Mandate that lawyers are only paid on a successful patent application. This creates an inital check in the processess. People don't like to work for free.

      Sorry, I cannot agree with this one. Every inventor is entitled to a patent (yes, entitled - the law says a patent shall issue) if the conditions are met. It is impossible for me to know all the art in the field and as I am only human, I may make a mistake lookfor the art even if I had a perfect search system. If an examiner comes up with a piece of killer prior art, the application will be abandoned and no patent will issue from that application. Why should 60+ hours of my work be for nothing?

      That said, there are patent lawyers who will work on a contingent fee basis. No fee unless a patent issues. However, there is a danger there. If you add enough requirements to a claim, you can get virtually any application to issue as a patent. However, the patent is worthless because it will be so difficult to infringe that no one will. It will also be easy to design around the patent claims. Ethically, I am supposed to be able to render a valuable service to my clients. Contingent fees can, in some circumstances, conflict with that duty. Not always, but sometimes.

      Require federal and state governments to keep funding and revenue within the departments they are generated in.

      As for state Gov'ts, there are Constitutional problems with the Feds trying to dictate how States run their finances. As for the Fed Govt., I believe the IRS and the USPTO are the only profit centers. If both those departments have to keep all the revenue they generate, how do the other departments get operating capital? You'd end up with a nightmarish web of fee upon fee upon fee...

      For example, say you lost your job. You'd have to pay a fee to make an unemployment claim. Then you'd have to pay a processing fee for that claim. Then an investigation fee for the same claim. Then an approval fee once it was approved. Then a check fee every time you collected a check. And don't forget to pay the report fees when you report that you are actively looking for a job. And my no means should you forget to pay taxes on the compensation - then the IRS will be at your door.

      Structure the patent review process similar to jury duty. Last phase of the patent application is a jury review.

      I have to disagree with that idea as well. In fact, the trend is to take issues away from juries in patent litigation because of the uncertainty. One of the leading suggestions in the area is to create specialized patent juries who are experts in the art fields and have them be professional jurors. Examiners are generally competent - the PTO just needs more of them and needs to keep the ones it has.

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    22. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Require federal and state governments to keep funding and revenue within the departments they are generated in.
      As for state Gov'ts, there are Constitutional problems with the Feds trying to dictate how States run their finances. As for the Fed Govt., I believe the IRS and the USPTO are the only profit centers. If both those departments have to keep all the revenue they generate, how do the other departments get operating capital?

      The purpose of the IRS is to collect taxes in order to fund the government. If it kept all the money itself, it wouldn't be doing its job. However, there is no legitimate reason to divert fees out of any other (i.e. not primarily tax-collecting) type of government agency.

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    23. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Alsee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I find it a little odd that you're arguing Supreme Court law and "proving" your point with State Street Bank.

      Correct me if I am mistaken, but the Supreme Court's consistant position and most recent ruling relating to software patents was that any possible software algorithms was treated as a familiar part of prior art (a direct failure of both 102 and 103), and that insignifigant post solution will not transform an unpatentable principle into a patentable process (a process for transforming or reducing an article to a different state or thing). To hold otherwise would allow a competent draftsman to evade the recognized limitations on the type of subject matter eligible for patent protection. (Which is exactly what has happened.)

      I am referring of course to Diamond v Deihr. It's funny how DvD is cited as supposedly being a pro-software patent ruling. First of all it was a 5-4 decision, with 4 judges wanting to throw the patent right out. Secondly, the other 5 judges juled that a claim to an industiral rubber manufactuing process passes 101 muster, and they explicitly stated that it was still subject to 102 and 103 invalidation, and they closed with that EXPLICIT WARNING that their ruling should not be appled in the way the minority feared it would be applied and the way is has been missapplied. That competent draftsman should not be allowed to circumvent the limits of patentability, that patent laws were designed to protect processes for transforming or reducing an article to a different state or thing.

      It seems to me that State Street Bank is a direct violation of Supreme Court law. Producing a solution that is simply read as a dollar value HARDLY constitutes "signifigant post solution activity". The current patent mess entirely hangs off of that single lower court case.

      The Supreme Court were facing an inductrial rubber manufacturing process and the majority still deliberately included disclaimers and limitations and warnings. I doubt any of the majority intended to allow the current regime of issuing pure softare patents. Hell, it would merely take ONE of that majority to say that the current patent system has exceeded the limitations on patentability to establish a majority invalidating the entire mess of software and business method patents we have today.

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    24. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by ewhac · · Score: 1
      The triple damages are awarded against a willful infringer - someone who knows a valid patent exists and yet infringes anyway. The possibility of being liable for triple damages actually ENCOURAGES an accused infringer to do a RIGOROUS prior art search to invalidate the patent.

      First off, the "rigorous prior art search," should be done by the USPTO. As you correctly point out, that's what the applicant is paying for. The USPTO should be approving far fewer patents than it does.

      Second, the triple damages clause has precisely the opposite effect you describe. As an example, Electronic Arts has a policy: No employee may research any patent, or share the existence of any patent with other EA employees. Violations of this policy will result in disciplinary action, up to and including termination. This presumably helps the company maintain plausible deniability. (So much for "professional ethics" and "enlightened self-interest".)

      The system is broken, both legally and functionally. Fix it.

      Schwab

    25. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by Compulawyer · · Score: 1
      You are talking about 2 different phases - prosecution in the USPTO and post-issuance litigation. The "rigorous prior art search SHOULD first be done in the USPTO. THEN it is done again by a defendant in litigation. A defendant has the right to defend on the basis that the patent is invalid. The defendant just has to find the invalidating art.

      The EA policy is not for "plausible deniability." It is to avoid gaining knowledge of another's patent through its employees and then being potentially liable for willful infringement. Many companies have this same policy, both in and OUT of the software industry.

      Once in litigation, where the triple damages award is a potential, you tell me - do you have a bigger incentive to try to find invalidating prior art if you have to pay $1 million or $3 million?

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    26. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by vivarintoki · · Score: 1

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    27. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
      I think an absolutely huge problem with at least software patents, and a big reason why they should cease to exist, is the patent office's narrow view on prior art. For the first 30 or 40 years of the existance of software, nobody bothered to patent it (as they understood it was protected under copyright). And the vast majority of what is done more recently is mere rehashing of those principles. In other words, there's tons of prior art for any software written today, but very little of it has been patented. Grandparent mentioned that part of the cost of an application is the patent office searching previously granted patents for prior art. But looking for prior art in the patent database is like looking at home for a contact lens you lost at work, because the light's better.

      The other reasons I'm against software patents are, too many are obvious, they don't make economic sense, and copyright is much better suited to protecting investment in the software industry.

    28. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by typical · · Score: 1

      Slashdot clearly needs a better trust system to avoid forcing people to adopt such ad-hoc systems...

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    29. Re:Here's the #1 Problem - Fee Diversion by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      I think you make a huge point there, the prior art database search is sort of limited to the patent database, so what happens at an already broken system where technical means are obfuscated by laywer language to make things harder for the patent examiner to find prior art.

      Things are constantly pushed as patent applications which sometimes even go way back to the mathematical theories of the 18th century, it has been publich domain at least for decades and has been known knowlege, but no patent entry. An obvious thing even with no invention height, but good laywer language behind it which makes things more obfuscated and complicated than they really are.

      On the other hand we have an overworked patent officer close to quitting and his only real means to find something out is the patent database itself. He probably does not even have an extensive education in the field, and wham we have a patent on the wheel, the government gets its money for the patent, the laywer moves on and we probably have the next patent crook on our hand, who sues half the world for using his invention, the wheel.

      I am not kidding there, the wheel has been patented to show how broken the system is, and we have lots of those sueing crooks around (The interferon case is the perfect example in the medical industries, streaming patent holders who never invented anything in the computer field)

      In the end all who do the grundwork, implementing and researching the stuff basically are the ones who are screwed, because they do the grundwork for stuff which was patentend under vague descriptions by some laywers and crooks behind them, who just had vague ideas.

      So what we have currently is a huge sellout of general public knowledge to a handful of crooks who try to establish themselves as middlemen, sort of like the european robbers of the middle ages.

      The comparison is pretty equal, in Europe there used to be local lords and holders of property in the 11th and 12th century who basically gathered pass through taxes, it became such a huge problem, that the emperors had intervene and shut the system down, because you could not move a handful of kilometers anymore without running into the next "legalized" robbery. Perfect example of a system which in the beginning made sense, and then due to myriads of highway robbers basically had to be shut down, otherwise it would have crumbled or caused the economy to go on a standstill.

  41. I think they should hire more by suezz · · Score: 1

    so then we can start patenting math equations - then they would get more revenue than they could ask for.

    patents are just another revenue channel for the government - why would they want to do anyting to it - it is bringing in money and looking at the patents they hand out they can't be doing that much research. so it is low budget high profit department - why touch it from the governments point of view. Its a moneymaker.

  42. Idea by springbox · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of the stress would be reduced if people were restricted to only patenting things that they created themselves

  43. Trade secrets??? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That would go against the purpose of the patent system. The idea is that you are granted a temporary monopoly in exchange for publishing your invention.
    So you can either keep your invention as a secret or you can patent it. But you cannot have both.

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    1. Re:Trade secrets??? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there are patents issued which have trade secrets attached (and the trade secret is not revealed), right? Anyway, I think it's possible...

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    2. Re:Trade secrets??? by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. If it is a patent it is public. You can't have a patent that says...

      The patent covers the process and procedure to create wormholes between universes by utilizing {Trade Secret} and {Trade Secret}. The application of this process is {Trade Secret}.

      That defeats the entire reason for Patents. You can not patent a trade secret and keep it secret, nor can you claim a patent as part of your trade secret. This doesn't mean that your trade secret process can't include things that are patented, but you can't claim that by discussing the patent someone has violated your trade secret.

    3. Re:Trade secrets??? by /ASCII · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I seem to remember that the DVD consortium tried to make the CSS encryption both patented and a trade secret by patenting _some bits_, and keeping other bits secret. But then again, see how well that worked out...

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    4. Re:Trade secrets??? by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the trade secret stuff was not part of the patents. They can have trade secrets and they can have patents, but they can not patent a trade secret. At that point it becomes public as part of the patent and is no longer a trade secret. Lots of companies use both patents and trade secrets. It is very common. you just cannot claim one as part of the other. With DVDs the encryption algorithim was a licensed patent i believe, but the key management protocol was a trade secret. The key management was their downfall when Xing, I think, didn't follow the protocol.

    5. Re:Trade secrets??? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Heh, nothing like learning something new. I've been reading up on it and I think what I've seen in the past is a note in a patent pending where something is not shown because of the trade secret claim. Here is the explanation I found on one site under "Comparing patents and trade secrets":

      "If the only patent being sought is a United States patent, then the decision to give up trade secrets to obtain a patent is not, at present, an irreversible one. The reason for this is that a U.S. patent application is kept secret by the U.S. Patent Office until such time as a patent issues. At any point prior to payment of the issue fee, an applicant could is permitted to abandon the patent application, in which case it would remain secret thereafter.

      One should keep in mind, however, that the U.S. Patent Office has announced its plans to start a program of publishing patent applications 18 months after filing, thus coming into harmony with the majority of countries having patent systems. This change, if implemented, puts the U.S. applicant in the same position as applicants in other countries, having to make a decision whether to seek a patent or rely on trade secret protection.

      At such time as the patent issues, it reveals to the public any and all trade secrets that are contained within it.[...]"

      So, you are right that once the patent is issued, the trade secret status would be lost. However, it's also true (at least for the moment) that the trade secret status must be preserved until the patent is issued, at least in the US. (this description, by the way, is from 1993, so it may already be out of date.)

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    6. Re:Trade secrets??? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      It's not an exchange. The idea is you're given a monopoly in reward for inventing it, anything being published is a side-effect. You're allowed to keep trade secrets. Yet again the Slashdot sense-of-entitlement rears its spotty head.

    7. Re:Trade secrets??? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. For the original reasoning, see

      http://www.lynchburg.edu/academic/polisci/constitu tion/constitution__full_text.html,
      section 8:
      The Congress shall have power[...]To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries

      Now progress is only promoted by patents if the public gets something that the inventor would not give away without being rewarded with a patent. Usually, that something is a description of how to implement the invention.
      That inventors would love to get a patent and keep their invention secret is obvious. But in the best interest of the public, congress should not give in to such wishes.

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    8. Re:Trade secrets??? by arodland · · Score: 1

      I was going to call the parent a complete idiot (or at least, ignorant and without the sense not to post) but then I re-read for attitude, and I realized that this can't be anything but a troll.

  44. Law Degree Program Has Been Reinstated by fat-latvian · · Score: 2, Informative

    It should probably be pointed out the law degree program has been reinstated (as of this year, I think, or maybe 2006).

    Check your facts.

  45. protection against someone stealing by sykjoke · · Score: 1

    Easy, the patent is enforceable from the day it was applied for, since public review occurs after the application whoever stole the idea will have to pay damages for infringing on a patent.

  46. There is corruption in other areas, too. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Informative


    Those who want corruption want stupid patents so they can scare others away from working in their area of technology. They don't care if they sometimes lose a few court cases due to stupidly weak patents. In general, taking something to court is so expensive that the corrupters win just because of the threat.

    A major way those who want corruption destroy government effectiveness is by starving the agencies of operating funds. That's what happened to the patent office. The corrupters won't allow hiring of enough people to do the job well.

    For a discussion of starving the SEC (U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, regulates the stock exchange), see this article: Keeping the SEC on a Starvation Diet. The corrupters don't want their stock manipulations discovered. They want more of this: Enron fraud, this: WorldCom fraud and this: Tyco fraud.

    They are corrupting the IRS (U.S. Internal Revenue Service, collects taxes), too. The corrupters definitely do NOT want their tax returns to be audited, so they arrange that there is not enough money for audits: Bush Request for IRS Not Enough, Report Says

    They are corrupting the courts. Those who want corruption spend huge amounts to get lazy judges elected, and work for the defeat of judges who do a good job.

    Another major way that corruption of the courts is accomplished by not giving the courts enough money to operate. A 2003-06-24 op-ed article by Charles Williamson, then president of the Oregon State Bar, in The Oregonian, the Northwest's largest newspaper, said, "The crippling loss of nearly one-third of their staff have left our courts unable to hear criminal cases such as car theft, shoplifting, prostitution, fraud and identity theft."

    The Bush administration has been appointing heads of government agencies who reduce the role of those agencies. After they destroy the effectiveness of the agencies, they go back to running their businesses, and the corruption gives them more profit.

    The book Other People's Money discusses corporate corruption. It's excellent. Secrets and Lies: Operation "Iraqi Freedom" and After: A Prelude to the Fall of U.S. Power in the Middle East?, by Dilip Hiro is an excellent book about the corruption that led to the most recent U.S.-Iraq war.

    The corruption is extremely widespread. The books mentioned above and the 3 movies and 34 books reviewed in this article are not enough to tell the story: Unprecedented Corruption: A guide to conflict of interest in the U.S. government.

    In general, most Americans don't want to know how corrupt their government has become. Most don't read books. The TV news they watch is heavily influenced by the corrupters. For example, GE, one of the largest sellers of weapons, owns NBC, one of the major ways Americans get their news.

    1. Re:There is corruption in other areas, too. by Zeelan · · Score: 1

      Thats hitting the nail on the head.

    2. Re:There is corruption in other areas, too. by vmcto · · Score: 1

      You were sounding plausible until I followed the link and see that Farenheit 9/11 was included as evidence of government corruption.

      Yeah that's credible...

  47. Maybe they should offshore it by Tangential · · Score: 1

    Send it to China. Couldn't be any worse.

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  48. Prior Art by metachor · · Score: 1

    That's it! Patent the Sun! Such a method of gigantic energy transfer must be patentable, since it is so unique and original.

    Alpha Centauri A and B are both prior art (between 5 and 6 billion years vs. 4.6 billion years).

  49. the general public.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ....accepts costly software products with NO warranty. They don't accept anything tangible without warranty, but for some reason software gets a free skate, people keep buying it, despite the huge number of bugs and the security issues, etc that are plain to see with various softwares. If they eat that, then patents on that stuff are so far down the radar it won't be noticed even if it's pointed out. That and joe consumer has been completely (and righteously) browbeat and brainwashed into accepting just about anything big business and the government throws at them. The population now has a collective mindset of like this: "what can you do about it?". This is because there isn't anything you can do about it, practically speaking. In theory there might be market pressures, in practice the industry as a whole profits from the phenomenon, so there is no pressure to reform, nor any pressure to inform. A consumer kept in ignorance is a consumer you can keep hustling.

  50. It's Salary, Actually by duerra · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I agree with the parent on the premise that there's probably another reason than simply quantity of patents coming in that examiners are leaving. However, it's not because of management or similar (government jobs tend to be pretty lax, actually).

    I believe it's purely because of salary. Entry examiners coming in making about $35k or so, and topping out at about $50k after a few years (depending on the type of patents that you're examining - it varies based on the complexity of the topic or technology).

    However, in the private sector, patent lawyers typically make twice as much as these patent examiners, and often have less work required of them, since it's often better *not* to research of a patent has been issued for a given thing, because knowingly infringing a patent automatically triples (yes, triples) the restitution that must be paid to the patent owner.

    Less money and more work, or more money and less work? You tell me which you'd prefer.

    1. Re:It's Salary, Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it's like the situation with tax lawyers and the IRS/ Inland Revenue/ Tax Department. Move from Government to the private sector and double your salary.

    2. Re:It's Salary, Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you get your salary data but I am a new Computer Engineering grad who was offered a position with the USTPO. They were going to pay me 55k starting with mandatory in-grade promotions which would take me up to 70k in 4 years. Major disadvantages (from my perspective) were location near Washingon DC (traffic, expensive rent, etc) and EXTREME BOREDOM of doing paperwork and database queries all day. I turned the position down because a different government agency offered me a better deal (DoD). 50k + free grad school + reduced work load to accomidate classes.

  51. Ironic, isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People leaving their jobs at the patent office because they can't cope with the influx of new software patents... ...when it is they that lobbied for software patents in the first place in an attempt to safeguard their jobs.

    This does not compute...

  52. A Simple Solution by eWarz · · Score: 1

    A simple solution: GET RID OF SOFTWARE PATENTS. Software patents totally hurt competition. Open source projects such as FreeDOS, ReactOS, FreeType, and Linux all either can't implement something due to patent issues, or are in violation of patents. Software patents are just ludicrous.

  53. CSPAN Debate by KrackHouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From my blog, 'cause I'm too lazy to retype it.

    I was channel surfing last night, waiting for water to boil, and came across a hearing on patent reform. Dean Kaymen, inventor of the uber-hyped Segway, explained the need for massive patent reform. There was some disagreement among the panel of experts about what needed to be done. The corporate IP lawyers argued that they were unable to defend against frivolous lawsuits from what are known as patent squatters and therefore damages needed to be capped. The small inventors argued that damages should not be capped simply because the government wasn't doing its job. Considering the importance of this hearing for the future of capitalism I was surprised to find only two articles covering it. Kaymen argued in favor of the little guys but didn't mention trends. The Longtail/Democratization of Innovation trend could have been used to argue that the small guys will increasingly need protection as they become the main producers of intellectual property. The big guys have an ulterior motive with their push for damage caps. If the big corps do accidentally violate a patent they can't be held fully acountable because of the government's inability to decide which patent suits are frivolous. I don't think anybody bought the argument. Everybody seemed to agree that the patent office is underfunded and that judges aren't fairly handling cases. It was kind of nice to watch these inventors that I've read about actually teaching our legislators a thing or two about the realities of doing business. And the legislators were eagerly listening! I'm generally disenfranchised with what the government has devolved into but moments like this rekindle that weird sense of patriotism that sometimes rears its bald head. There's a good overview on Patently-O.

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  54. Two corrections by crucini · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Remember, this is the government we are talking about. They are under no pressure to approve patents in a timely manner.

    Actually, examiners are under very high pressure to process applications quickly. That can mean approve or reject.
    The EFF is right, of course, in that the patent system needs to be overhauled so that the system can't be used as a weapon anymore.

    Patents are meant to be a legal weapon for the inventor. For example, Tensor stole Walter Raczynski's invention of a desk lamp after he showed it to them. Since he had a patent, he was able to use it as a weapon to get compensation from Tensor.
    1. Re:Two corrections by mpe · · Score: 1

      Actually, examiners are under very high pressure to process applications quickly. That can mean approve or reject.

      Is it that simple? The obvious way to deal with a questionable patent would be a default of "reject". Whereas it looks as "approve" is the default.

    2. Re:Two corrections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a specific reason to reject an application, and "obvious" there doesn't mean what it does out here in reality. Besides, they can appeal, you have to respond, and doing so doesn't count toward your quota, which means some applicants have realized they can simply wear you down.

  55. Volume of patents is not main reason for exodus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anything, volume of patent applications serves as an indicator of the level of demand for IP attorneys to help inventors file patents. Ones that have experience at the patent office are particularly valued.

    Patent examiners with at least a year of experience at the USPTO can work for an IP law firm or begin their own practice for ***substantially*** higher income.

    Secondly, the problem is the ***amount of time*** allowed to examine each patent which isn't news at all--it has always been that way for at least the past decade. This is why a patent application is rejected over 90% of the time virtually without any real consideration no matter the merits--this helps filter out hobbiest applicants that don't follow-up.

    Since the problem with amount of time has existed for a while and remained fairly constant, the obvious reason for the new surge in exodus is higher income in private practice. Patent examiners in the past have almost always left due to workload.

    The solution is simple:

    1. Stop leeching excess revenues from the USPTO into other government departments now! And use the money to pay competitive salaries so that patent examiners are not making 50% less by staying. The patent office is currently "profitable", this shouldn't be a problem at all.

    2. Allow more time for each patent using a rollover system so that time saved on simple applications can be used on more complex patent applications. Doubling the current time would be a good start. This alone will help address many problems such as improper patents getting granted or proper patents getting rejected (the public doesn't hear about improper rejections but they exist). This is only possible if #1 is implemented because without competitive salaries, retention will stink and this won't be possible.

    Remember, patent system is like software industry. The fact that bad patents get issued is like buggy software getting distributed to users. The solution is to address the reason for the bugs rather than eliminating all software.

    I'm surprised that what isn't getting news is the fact that the new Patent Reform Act of 2005 seeks to make patents relatively ignorable by large companies while remaining an effective deterrant for small companies and independent inventors. Why not discuss this MASSIVE change? They are putting caps on damages so that a large company that WILLFULLY AND FRAUDULENTLY violates a patent doesn't have to worry much (only $5 million tops).

  56. Why not apply for a patent on patents? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    And then sue the USPTO for infringement?

    Problem Solved....

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  57. Not every zero-result is a null-result by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    If we ditch software patents, a lot of comanies will lose out on their revenue. However, these same companies can violate others' former patents as well. This isn't quite a zero result because you still have to spend time and money tin integrate the previously patented stuff. But you can wind up with a greater product, which can push profits, resulting in an assumed 0-result

    However that is not the only effect. The patent office work load shrinks, people are free and happier, and they enjoy their time on the computer with better software systems and devices.

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  58. Wired News article on this topic... by Moe+Napoli · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Daniel Terdiman wrote about this same issue some weeks back. He spoke with Prof. Beth Noveck of New York Law School who had created the concept of "Peer to Patent" - an interesting proposal to this problem to say the least.

  59. Here's why I would "flee" by Free_Trial_Thinking · · Score: 1

    I'd be afraid to tell people that I worked at the USPTO at social events because they'd probably spit at me. I'd say I'm the reason why your business can't have one-click checkout. And then they would spit at me. Who needs that kind of stress, right?

    In fact you'd be liked better if you worked at the IRS. Pretty crazy, huh? Of course working for Microsoft would probably get the most spitting I suppose.

  60. Re:Why are software patents NOT harmful to society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this insightful? If you really want someone of import to read this, try actually writing the Patent Office, or patent lawyers, or hell, even the letters section of a major newpaper.

  61. Easy solution to the problem by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    Stop the patent sellout and bring the patent system to the standard levels it used to have, stop software patents and patents for everything aleady invented under the sun, and throw patent trolls into jail or fine them, revoke trivial patents and then the number of patent applications per year will go down to sane levels again in the immediate future.

  62. Former Patent Head spoke here last month... by gearmonger · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Nicholas Godici was the Commissioner for Patents, the dude responsible for all aspects of the patent-granting process for the US (no, I wasnt' able to ask him why it sucks so much) from 2000 to 2005. He gave a short talk at my employer last month about patents and innovation and some interesting tidbits came out that help illustrate/explain some of their problems:

    - Over half of all patents being applied for now are in the areas of electronics and related technologies, so they are trying like mad to hire electrical engineers and train them as patent reviewers. This takes 4-5 years of training unless the reviewer has a legal background already. (Personally, I can't imagine what about the patent process could take 4+ years to learn when most medical residencies aren't even that long).

    - "Prior art" is not limited to just prior patent filings, but can include a variety of publicly available pieces of information. However, finding those items outside the PTO's own database can be impossible for someone who doesn't know the field (I think this implies that a public review step might be necessary in the future).

    - The growth in patent applications, especially those coming from foreign entities, is over 30% a year, and the approval rate has been declining (but not as fast as the submission rate growth, so we're still seeing more patents per annum approved).

    Anyway, I thought it was interesting. Clearly, his job was more political (fighting for resources/funding from Congress, etc.) than operational, which seems to be where most of the PTO's problems are now.

    1. Re:Former Patent Head spoke here last month... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      (Personally, I can't imagine what about the patent process could take 4+ years to learn when most medical residencies aren't even that long).
      Case law. There have been thousands upon thousands of patent-related lawsuits in the past 200 years, and every single one of them produces some change or exception or clarification in the policy examiners have to follow. How long would it take you to understand the nuances of all that?

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    2. Re:Former Patent Head spoke here last month... by gearmonger · · Score: 1
      In the past 2,000 years, there have been millions upon millions of healthcare-related innovations, policy changes, new medicines, etc., yet most physicians seem to be able to do their jobs pretty well after just 6-7 years of training.

      Nobody's going to convince me that some electrical engineer turned patent examiner is going to know, or even needs to know, the details of all patent-related lawsuits just to do his job. That's what processes are for: simplifying otherwise complex jobs so they become actually doable. Maybe the PTO's real problem is a lack of process, not a lack of people. Just speculating.

    3. Re:Former Patent Head spoke here last month... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      A doctor doesn't have to keep track of nearly as much because the vast majority of patients have only a (relative) few common diseases. On the other hand, a patent examiner has to search through the entire accumulated body of human knowledge for every patent (or at least, all the knowledge in that broad category, which is still a lot). Imagine if every patient a doctor examined had completely different symptoms, and was suffering from a unique, undiscovered disease. That's a more apt analogy to a patent examiner, I think.

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    4. Re:Former Patent Head spoke here last month... by gearmonger · · Score: 1
      I disagree (respectfully, of course). Patent examiners aren't just randomly allocated applications to review. They are given applications in specific, and often fairly narrow, categories, so the potential scope of relevant information is much narrower (just like in medicine, where not every doctor needs to know every piece of healthcare-related knowledge).

      If the kind of burden you describe IS actually being put on patent examiners then (a) it's no wonder they're leaving in droves and (b) the PTO is even more broken than we thought.

  63. Re:Why are software patents NOT harmful to society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Not a patent lawyer (yet) but getting there, but I'll take a small stab at it.

    First, I can't read the article you linked to because the link doesn't work.

    Second, the net benefit to society is workarounds. If this guy can't do X because someone has a patent on it, then he has to come up with another way of doing X. Maybe he does it a different way, maybe he adds or changes a step, whatever. The net effect is that he increases the possible ways of solving a problem because he has to design around their patent. For example, say you have a patent on the combustion engine that uses spark plugs. To get around your patent, I would have to come up with an engine that doesn't use spark plugs. People make a distinction between software and hardware when thinking about patents and there really isn't any. People hate software patents because it is so easy for one person to build a sophisticated system. You are no less likely when building a car engine to infringe on someone's patents than you are when building a software system. In fact, because software is so easy to create by one person, that's probably why there are so many applications; you have many more people working on solving various problems and the lone individual can put up a fence for himself when he finds one.

    Third, if this guy is in Germany and the company doesn't have a German patent, granted by the German patent office, US courts have no jurisdiction over him so they can send him all the nasty-grams they want, it won't make a lick of difference.

    Fourth, one of the big problems is not the patents themselves, it is their use. There are a number of patent trolls out there that buy up a dying company's patents and then starts using them abusively. The patents are not inherintly evil, just the way they are being used by a new owner. I wish I had an answer for how to fix that (and anyone claiming patent shouldn't be assignable has no concept of how bad preventing the alienation of property would be for society)

    Lastly, if his published code was published over a year before they filed in the US (or even a day for most internationally-filed patents), he blows them out of the water. Their patent is invalid under 102(b).

    The story sounds like it sucks (again, can't read it), and it's a shame if an OSS developer was forced to take down his code because he was threatened. But the reality is he probably had other options like pro-bono or free consultation. Did he contact the EFF lawyers? They probably could have at least laid out what I just said for free. The worst part that I've realized lately is that nasty-grams are 75% puffery and 25% substance. They are meant to scare and people, not having dealt with lawyers and not able to pay for a lawsuit, cave. What makes no sense to me is why a company went after one lowly developer. You always go after the deepest pockets becuase really, what are you goign to gain besides an injunction from suing one measely developer? (with the exception of the RIAA which really just wants to scare people away from downloading and has the money to fund scare-suits)

  64. This has been happening for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked at the patent office and this has been happening for years. We've always been swamped with a huge backlog of patents, but its not the reason why examiners are leaving. They're leaving because you can get a lot more money from the private sector dealing with IP than with the government.

    Oh, and it's casual dress everyday btw, not just casual friday.

  65. look again by sum.zero · · Score: 2, Informative

    "After the first year of training, examiners are on a production quota system in which, depending on grade level and complexity of the technology examined, they are given a certain amount of time to do an average application."

    sum.zero

    1. Re:look again by mbius · · Score: 1

      Parent brings to mind speeding tickets: if they come up short the end of the month, they hand them out like candy. Parent is FUD without the qualification that "quota" does not mean the number of patent apps approved is fixed a priori. I cannot believe parent intended to say USPTO tracks employee productivity--one assumes they do, unless the government pay scale depends only on tenure.

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  66. Re:They have quotas (and should have more) by acaspis · · Score: 0, Troll

    Examiners are on a quota system.

    Maybe they should have quotas on their patent rejection rate too, not just on the number of applications rubberstamped per second.

    Or maybe society should decide how many monopolies it is reasonable to grant per year worldwide. 100 sounds right (that's a lot more than Nobel prizes). But of course that would put a cap on the rate of innovation, right ?

  67. and from tfa in the slashdot story... by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    "The auditors concluded that USPTO's workforce problems arise from the lack of an effective management strategy for communicating and collaborating with examiners, outdated assumptions about production quotas that managers use to reward examiners and a lack of mandatory continued technical training for patent examiners."

    sum.zero

  68. The Basic Problem With Intellectual Property by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1, Interesting


    By definition, everybody wants to own everything.

    IP makes it possible, unlike REAL property. IP is merely an attempt to extend contract behavior and law over basic property principles and law and do it using government coercion instead of contracts or the market.

    IP is an oxymoron and ultimately unworkable.

    Dump all IP laws and the economy will adjust to the new situation within a few years (although undoubtedly the lawyers will make a killing on ridiculous nuisance lawsuits for a while). There will NO impact on the rate of new inventions or anything else, supposedly the justification for this nonsense. And a lot of wasted money (both in legal fights and pointless "inventions" that can't survive in the marketplace) will get re-invested, hopefully in something more useful.

    Studies have show that the cost of government regulation far exceeds the benefits - to the point where, if regulations didn't exist, everything in the US would cost ten percent of what the item costs with it. Undoubtedly, an economic study of the costs of IP laws will show they far outweigh the supposed benefits, or at the very least, skew those benefits to the few instead of the many.

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  69. A little about the USPTO by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a former employee in the examining office, I have some background I thought I could share..

    The USPTO actually makes money by charging a substantial fee for every interface with it, and strictly monitoring the time spent on each task. I'm told that a USPTO examiner only has time to look at a patent for 8 hours during its entire examination, including prior art searches and the response to the patentee

    The funds raised by the USPTO are used for things that have nothing to do with the USPTO, thus the poor results. This makes most of the IP community fairly angry, as pseudo-companies are getting patents on ridiculous things, which then waste real-companys' time fighting ridiculous lawsuits from "trolls".

    I am used to the general uninformed ranting that goes on Slashdot regarding the patent system. i.e. "IM GOING TO PATENT TEH NUMBER "0"!!!! I OWNZZ J00 F007!!!!". But I'm surprised that this statement got onto the front page.

    Don't get me wrong there are a lot of problems with the USPTO, but most could be solved by a simply allowing the USPTO to use the money it makes to do its job, rather then allowing congress to put that money into its coffers. If you are going to bitch, at least make it informed, or else you run the risk of misleading your audience and don't actually solve the problem.

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  70. software and 'method' patents are BULLSHIT by justdrew · · Score: 1

    outlaw this bullshit NOW damnit or we're going to drown ourselves in red tape and bull shit lawsuits as far as the eye can see. This WILL destroy the American economy.

    1. Re:software and 'method' patents are BULLSHIT by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      outlaw this bullshit NOW damnit or we're going to drown ourselves in red tape and bull shit lawsuits as far as the eye can see. This WILL destroy the American economy

      Welcome to Soviet America. We've got a few more years of this carp before it gets too much for everyone.

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    2. Re:software and 'method' patents are BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intellectual property is the US economy. It's not as if we are a net exporter of anything else besides debt (and sometimes food).

    3. Re:software and 'method' patents are BULLSHIT by mark-t · · Score: 1
      We've got a few more years of this carp before it gets too much for everyone.
      "carp", you say?

      Painstakingly choosing to avoid the obvious bad pun one could make here, and taking a slightly different route to the same ends, it's worthwhile to note that CARP really is only for copyrights, not patents.

  71. from the patent lawyer's linked reply by mbius · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between your hypothetical and a guy who designs a new engine on paper, proposes a new synthesis on paper, or sketches a new circuit on paper, and posts it on the web, whereupon some third party company picks it up and mass produces it

    This is fiction, and OSS is nonfiction. That's the difference. It captures the difference between invention and "IP" perfectly: no one in his right mind would put his new engine or drug plans online, and insofar as trivial modifications and implementations exist in tangible products, they aren't winning exclusivity grants left and right. Or if they are, it's small potatoes; the twist-off beer cap isn't strangling honest competition in the most explosive market ever.

    That said, our protagonist should have GPL'd. If the main point is he couldn't afford to patent, it's implied the entire patent system should go. I don't think that's the conclusion you were after. The argument could use a more appropriate case study, IMO.

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    1. Re:from the patent lawyer's linked reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The argument being made against software patents is that nobody should be required to pay money to software-patent-owning corporations and/or patent lawyers in order to be allowed to spread ideas e.g. in the form of open-source software that is published on the internet.

      In any case, Mr Dersch did GPL his software and he was developing his software without funding, i.e. only as a hobby, which is why he was not able to afford any fees or legal representation for any purpose such as to apply for a software patent himself and to repel the legal threats against him from the software-patent owning corporation. As such it is an excellent example of why allowing software to be patented is potentially very harmful to open-source software developers.

  72. Rewards by phorm · · Score: 1

    Rewards for accepting or denying an application are bad. It give you a situation where one outcome is preferred, then erroneous judgements will be made in favour of that outcome. It's like getting a speeding ticket a 2km/h over the limit because *somebody* is meeting a quota... not a good way of doing things.

    1. Re:Rewards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should be rightly suspect of a monopoly as granted by the government. So I think a small bonus against granting the patent would be okay.

      Frankly I think the government should get a base amount + cut of profits as the fee. Just call it an enforcement tax. 0.5% or so would probably be enough.

  73. I want to patent patents by zlogic · · Score: 1

    I want to patent patents in general, this way everyone else who uses patents will be infringing mine!

  74. Enraged Badgers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/

    Just doing my Civic duty... no need to thank me.

  75. USPTO job app NOT FUN by Theovon · · Score: 1

    I've had a bit a look over the application process for patent examiner. For one thing, they're a bit too strict on some of their requirements, but more importantly, you need H&R Block to help you fill out the paperwork.

    I'm highly technically skilled. I have an extensive technical background, and I even have a bit of a clue about the law. But I wouldn't look forward to spending several days filling out forms. And being the government, they'd probably find a comma missing in some field somewhere (but not notice all the other missing commas everywhere else) and reject the forms on that basis, making you do them over, and BTW, they'd neglect to tell you which comma they found missing.

  76. How about USPTO switch to peer/public review? by Theovon · · Score: 1

    The idea is that all patent applications go online, and users on the internet can post comments. Other users can moderate those comments, etc, and then a real patent examiner will looks to see if anyone's discovered any good prior art (or anything else that qualifies or disqualifies it) in the highest-rated comments.

  77. Some suggestions: Hire me. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    The incredible surge of patent applications, especially in the software and internet business method arena, is just crushing them

    Hire me, I'll singlehandedly be able to do fifty times the workload that any current examiner does in the software and internet businuess division.
    DENIED!
    DENIED!
    DENIED!
    DENIED!
    DENIED!
    I can stamp 'Denided' on patent requests faster than lawyers can write them up. I might even bother to read one or two before I reject it, just for laughs...

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    1. Re:Some suggestions: Hire me. by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      You post is funny, but when I first read the article summary my first thought was of companies stacking the staff there. Send a bunch of people to apply. If they get accepted (more likely if they are desperate) then stack things in your favor.

  78. No brainer. by RoboOp · · Score: 1
    Hire older programmers. Its a win-win. They have the background and experience to effectively judge software patents as original. They can even telecomute and work odd hours, reducing office space. So its a win for the USPTO.

    Older developers can keep their hand in the game and play to their strengths, so its a win for them.

    And it will reduce the number of moronic, innovation crushing patents, so its a win for the software industry.

    Slam-f'in-dunk.

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    1. Re:No brainer. by josepha48 · · Score: 1
      LOL.. I'm guessing your trying to be funny?

      Patent examining is about 10% knowledge of software, and 90% legeal arguments. What programmer wants to write a patent reject document, where they have to reject each claim?

      Having fleed the USPTO 8+ years ago, I can tell you I like programming more than patent examining. Its not something most people want to do unless they have a real interest in patent law.

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  79. Possible solutions to PTOs problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes, there are all sorts of problems facing the PTO, including very bad management...but I don't think the current solutions suggested will pass congress or work... here is my 2 cents.

    1. Put more of the onous on lawyers and applicants. Make them determine what class/subclass the patent should reside. Fine them for imcomplete prior art searches they submit. Have examiners rate lawyers and keep publically available statistics on the lawyers so applicants can choose ones who do not try to abuse the system and are more likely to have patents stand up to legal challenges.

    2. Make the system pay per claim. Not just volume ahs increased, the number of things claimed per patent has dramatically increased.

    3. Start a program of research funds (maybe to universities) to develop advanced searching methods to cut examining time. More analysis time less time searching, but they are still very connected activities.

    4. Do away with the government structure. Make each art group a business unit like the post office. They set the rates with governement approval and then manage themselves and are free from gov. funding cycles. Get rid of the rules set in the 70s where certain cases get X hours and other cases get Y hours to examine. Let managers manage, rewarding those who work hard and discipline those who don't instead of it being a pure numbers game.

    Well those are my thoughts. The PTOs new offices also have clock in and out cards, making these professionals feel like prisoners. It used to be finish your quota and you could leave early, but now, its lock down.

  80. Open up the patent bar, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite the deluge of software-based patents, you still can't be a patent lawyer unless you have a degree in one of the "hard" sciences. That does not include the ones relevant to software development and design. Major flaw and I'm sure the criteria for patent examiners are equally off the mark if not more restrictive.

  81. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  82. Ten years ago they predicted this by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    but they just said that people would become eligible for full retirement and would be leaving for that reason.

    Is it really an exodus over the flood of silly patents - an obvious and inexerable problem - or is it just that people would rather be in Europe where they can have fun in the sun and not worry about having their business processes patented every time they think out loud? OK, that plus the hot babes ...

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  83. Heres an idea.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about using some of the profit they make to hire more or give better pay. You know why they wont change anything at the uspto? It is because they make so much money on the fees for granting and maintaining patents and it all goes to the gov for anything they want to use the money for.

  84. patient patent patenters patent patience patiently by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Too late, I already did that when I trademarked All Of The Above (TM).

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  85. Or maybe.. by ShoobieRat · · Score: 1

    Tell you what. You guys (US Gov't) offer me a six-figure salary, and I'll process patents all day.

  86. Good old Carmack.. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    And I agree with his words totally.

    What's really sad is most of these idiots in the patent office probably have never programmed a damned thing in their lives. If everyone used C/C++ for programming, someone's bound to repeat one line of code, out of pure necessity for a certain command that most any other program relies upon (some obscure function call, library reference, etc.)

    Based on that alone, software, no matter what type, (Operating System, Database, etc.) should never be allowed to be proprietary or patented.

    But I do have one question to anyone reading this. Are there programming languages that are fairly different but still might retain the same ways of programmign a certain thing? (In other words, are there two different programming languages that might incidentally have the same command to do the same thing?)

    If that's the case, software patents should be totally ruled out.

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    1. Re:Good old Carmack.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's really sad is most of these idiots on Slashdot have probably never read a damned patent in their lives.

      Those that have, almost certainly don't understand how to interpret it.

      The patent examiners are engineers and scientists with a background in what they are considering. The attorneys filing the applications are also engineers and scientists.

      But (and here's the kicker) ... the average patent lawyer is also a terrific engineer with a lot of industry experience and one or more engineering degrees to their name. You, on the other hand, are probably some snot nosed kid with a certificate from your community college, configuring routers and thinking you're somehow the master magician of the network.

      Here's a wake up call to the IT world: you guys don't really do anything special.

    2. Re:Good old Carmack.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet we still get IsNot and One Click patents.

    3. Re:Good old Carmack.. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The lawyers have so arranged things that it is actively dangerous for a programmer to read a software patent. (Triple fines, or so such.)

      That being the case, only a fool would read any patent that he thought might be applied to anything he might do. I can read the patent on swinging sideways on a swing, because I don't fear being sued over it. I WON'T read any software patents because self-serving (perjorative)s have made it too dangerous.

      These self-serving individuals were also lawyers, and this does it's share of blackening the name of all lawyers everywhere. And the process of resolving disputes does it's share of blackening the name of the entire legal system.

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    4. Re:Good old Carmack.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. I've tried a few times, and I don't know how to interpret them. And I am a practitioner with more than ordinary skill in my art--I have a CS degree cum laude, thirteen years of successful development experience (from requirements to production support), and I read RFCs for kicks. I'm in the target audience for the required disclosure. The fact that applicants submit such obfuscated crap that even I can't understand it, and the USPTO accepts it against its own rules, is quite a damning indictment of the whole process.

  87. Einstein was a patent examiner too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope we get another physics shattering formula(e.g. e=mc2) from one of these guys

  88. What a laugh! by Khyber · · Score: 1

    You just saved me from having to go to jury duty... I wish I had mod points to mod you up! I shit you not, I *JUST* got the call for it. I mentioned FIJA and boom, I got disconnected!

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    1. Re:What a laugh! by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      You don't even have to provide evidence or even know what jury nullification is, that is correct. The four-letter acronym strikes fear into the hearts of all state-lawyer-kind.

  89. Re:Why are software patents NOT harmful to society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1) Google still has a working copy of that webpage here

    2) Forcing people to find workarounds for X because there is a patent on X is a cost not a benefit to the people concerned. It is not necessarily of net benefit to society, for example, where the costs of finding workarounds exceed the licensing cost of the patent on X or otherwise where the massive legal costs of being sued even unsuccessfully anyway precisely because one has dared to try avoiding the need to licence the patent on X by working around it.

    More importantly, there may not be any workaround because if software is allowed to be patentable, it automatically means that potentially any examples of deductive reasoning, classes of algorithms, and even general mathematical principles, are coverable by patents.

    3) As a trainee patent lawyer, you should already know that software patents may not be explicitly approved as such in Germany and most other countries but they are trivially obtainable via the sneaky lawyer's ruse of expressing the patent in terms of a "circuit" which is mathematically identical to the software and which is then used to threaten software developers as if the patent were a software patent.

    4) If software patents were strictly not valid (including the ruse of claiming a "circuit"), then by definition there would be no problems with the use of software patents.

    5) As a trainee patent lawyer, you should already know the absurd reality is that software which exists as published code on websites is never searched by any patent offices when looking for prior art and deciding whether to grant a software patent. Once a software patent is granted, it is usually economically impossible for any unfunded open-source developer to fight any legal threats against his/her software, and although pro bono representation for IPR cases may be available in theory, it is extremely hard to get in practice.

    Please have a read through the third thread of Anonymous Coward comments which is from the other link I posted and which covers many of the points in more detail.

  90. for more information on IP by whiteSanjuro · · Score: 1

    Against IP[PDF] by Stephan Kinsella is a great paper about the theory of IP and why it is flawed...essential reading for those who think there are problems with the current system

  91. solution suggests itself by braindead · · Score: 1

    When anything under the sun is patentable, it puts an unbelievable amount of pressure on the patent office.

    I think the solution suggests itself here.

    Make fewer things patentable?

  92. Re:The law...sort of by symbolic · · Score: 1


    The patent office decided on its own accord to begin granting patents to software methods. There was no bill passed by Congress, or signed by the President. There were two fairly significant cases that led to this - one was a case in the early 80's that included software as a means of regulating another process. However, people began to interpret this to mean that software could now be patented.

    Later, there was the Compton's case, where the producers of Compton's electronic encyclopedia claimed ownership of the entire concept of multimedia. This patent was thrown out, but may have served as catalyst to further escalate the patent madness.

    One of the key problems is that because there are so many patents being filed, and so much revenue being generated in the way of patent fees, this has created an entrenched interest - those in the government who value the money more than they care about the havoc that it is causing. Congress could have easily put an end to this...but true to form (or is that lack of form - you can't have form without a spine) they ignored it, and continue to do so.

    If anything, this exodus should be a wakeup call for legislators to do something constructive for once, by crafting a law that makes the patenting of software methods illegal.

  93. Re:Why are software patents NOT harmful to society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, as you might have noticed if you had followed the link I posted to the previous discussion, slashdot is frequented by many patent lawyers. It is a waste of time dealing with the patent offices because they have never accepted any fundamental criticisms of the principle of software patents.

  94. Sorry but "Flamebait" is moderation abuse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My comment was polite and logical. I had no intention of insulting or enraging anybody. Whoever modded that comment as "Flamebait" is clearly ignoring Slashdot's Moderation guidelines:
    • "Flamebait -- Flamebait refers to comments whose sole purpose is to insult and enrage. If someone is not-so-subtly picking a fight (racial insults are a dead giveaway), it's Flamebait."
    Please would a passing meta-moderator, rate that "Flamebait" as Unfair.
  95. The only thing worse than this would be by Hal9000_sn3 · · Score: 1
    You can argue whether it is for the better or for the worse, but the patent office stopped paying for law degrees because as soon as anybody got the degree a DC law firm would hire them away and pay the debt off.

    The only thing worse than they get educated and leave would be they do not get educated and stay.

  96. Re:Correction by symbolic · · Score: 1


    The incident in the early eighties that is said to have spurred the growth of software patents was a Supreme Court decision in 1981 that that granted James Diehr, an engineer, a patent that was intially denied by the patent office. The Patent office claimed that since software is not patentable, one cannot combine software with a conventional process to make it patentable.

    However, since the ruling applied to a physical process controlled by a computer program, this still left the question as to whether or not a computer program, by iself, was patentable. In 1994, a Federal Appeals court ruled that standalone software programs can be patented (In re Alappat). Oddly, the decision doesn't provide for the protection of software per se, but views the computer as a new machine once the software has been loaded.

    Even more interesting, is that the claim itself applies to the method used to smooth the waveforms rendered by oscilliscopes so that they appear as continuous, non-jagged waveforms. The description sounds remarkably close to what we know as anti-aliasing- a process that is very common in many different graphics-related applications. It begs the question - if loading this process (a mathematical algorithm) into a computer (or a piece of hardware) makes the machine patentable, where does that leave patents that exist solely on the software itself? If the method of antialiasing had been patented, we'd all be paying royalties to someone, or simply living with rasterized images that contain visual discontinuities(jaggies).

    In light of all of this, it seems to me that there is still some room for legal intervention/clarification.

  97. Morale at the PTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morale at the USPTO has been so low for several years that the common way to pursue a petty gripe against a co-worker is to make an anonymous complaint to the Inspector General.

  98. Patent suggestions by DoctorPhil · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I work as a patent examiner, but nothing I say represents the views of the USPTO. I've been thinking about problems with the process. In no particular order:
    1. There is a type of patent called a Statutory Invention Registration. Receiving one will prevent anyone else from being able to patent the same invention, but doesn't let you stop anyone from selling devices embodying the invention. As I read the patent laws, applying for an SIR costs the same as applying for a regular patent. This is because a patent examiner still has to review it. (I think. I've never seen one in real life.)

      I propose that there is really no point in examining a SIR, since its only purpose is to be used as prior art to reject a later application. We should simply register SIRs, and charge no fee or a very minimal fee. Then, the EFF could have volunteers submit SIRs on lots of different ideas, and we could use them to reject patents applications.

    2. Software is more like Legos (TM) than like machine parts. You have different subunits - databases, graphical displays, network protocols - and you can snap them together in different ways. You shouldn't be allowed to patent the combination of A and B, where A and B individually are well-known, just because you were the first person to snap them together.

      I think this is more a matter of legal precedant than a matter of how the law reads. The law says that something is not patentable if it is obvious, but precedent says, roughly, that "obvious" means that part A is known, and part B is known, and someone has suggested combining part A with part B.

    3. Legally, you can't patent algorithms. This is silly, because people get around it by patenting any device or any recording of a program to implement the algorithm. This results in needless pain to patent examiners, because a patent application for an algorithm that can be described in three pages is embedded in ten pages of descriptions of how it is embodied in a computing device with an operating system and magnetic hard drives, connected to a network, blah blah blah, and variants thereon. I have an application in front of me now which has the same 6 claims repeated 4 times over - once to patent an apparatus, once to patent a method, once to patent a computer readable medium containing computer readable instructions implementing that method, and once to patent a programmed computer system.

      I say, let people patent algorithms. They're doing that anyway, and those patents are being upheld. Some algorithms are non-obvious, such as RSA, which accomplishes something most cryptologists previously believed was impossible.

    4. Laws of nature should also be patentable. Is it right that Einstein never made a dime off quantum mechanics or the law of relativity? Because they aren't, we have no money for basic research in the US, except a little bit from NIH, NSF, NIAC, and sometimes DARPA. Everything else called "research" is just engineering. This is why we're losing jobs overseas. America used to come up with new basic science fast enough to stay ahead of the rest of the world. It doesn't anymore; all the money goes into engineering. Moore's Law is not a sign that technological progress is accelerating; it is a sign that it is stagnating, because we're still working on improving the same basic approach after sixty years.

      An invention would be held to violate a law-of-nature patent if understanding the law of nature were held to be a requirement for making the invention. In the cases I just mentioned, QM and relativity, this would be an easy judgement to make.

    5. Ironically, I have read many patent applications on new ways to organize and search through large databases, including one that used the Patent Office database as an example. We don't use any of them.
    6. The patent office has a culture of considering only other patents as prior art. If someone tries to patent something that has been described dozens of times in academic journals, odds are
  99. patents only for people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how about an elimination of corporate patents? only private people can apply for patents.

  100. That's fucking insane by melted · · Score: 1

    The average cost of filing and maintaining a patent is $40K _per patent_, and they can't hire more patent examiners?

    1. Re:That's fucking insane by DoctorPhil · · Score: 1

      The Patent Office gets about $1000-$2000 of that. The rest goes to patent lawyers.

  101. No Can Do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    • Naked Fridays!

    Forget it, I've already got a patent on that.

    You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

    Naked laywers.

  102. DO YOUR DUTY! by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    Yes, merely uttering those four letters will get you out of jury duty - but knowing when to utter them, or if to utter them - should be the duty of every American.

    See - if you believe that there are unjust laws, then it is your duty to enforce that belief, and to educate those around you about that belief, and what FIJA is. You have done that here, bravo. But it might have been better to do so "in the courtroom" (actually, in the jury deliberation room).

    When I get called for jury duty, I always take part. The one time that I have went in (for juror selection), I answered everything as truthful as possible. This meant that since they never asked about FIJA, I said nothing about it. Had I been selected, and the case continued to trial, and there was a law that I didn't feel was just that was going to possibly incarcerate what I felt was a victim of an unjust law, I would then have the chance to "hang" the jury - or whatever was needed to keep the individual from being prosecuted -on my watch- under an unjust law.

    Want to really shake things up? Hang the jury - but in the deliberation room, tell the other jurors in a logical and reasoned manner, that you are against the law being applied because you think it is unjust, and why you think it is unjust. Educate them on the reasons why the law is unjust, and question their own beliefs about the law. Then let them know about FIJA, and what it means and stands for. Let them know how their own government is duping them (although, I seriously wonder at this point, with everything that is going on that anyone with a set of eyeballs and a couple of brain cells to rub together - whether anyone really cares anymore - Rome is burning, and no one cares). Eventually it will reach the court, and the whole jury panel will be thrown out.

    Ours is a corrupt land with corrupt leaders, corrupt government, corruption from top to bottom - with few good apples in between. We are losing our asses left and right to all of this corruption, and no one seems to care. It is depressing to witness, and nothing I nor anyone else seems to do seems to help a bit. We are all called crackpots, loonies, conspiracy theorists - even though it is all out in the open for anyone to see. We are yelled at by the outside world for us to "WAKE UP! DO SOMETHING!", yet we continue on, hands over our eyes and ears. Our skilled jobs are leaving, we are using more energy than all the rest, we pollute like a bad ass, we patent and copyright everything and sue everyone else.

    Gah - I am just going to end it here, I just hope all the oblivious fuckers out there enjoy it when it finally burns to shit.

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    1. Re:DO YOUR DUTY! by Sheepdot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, while I would never probably mention FIJA in a real jury selection case, I do offer it as a means for others to get out of their jury duty. My belief is that the mere mention of FIJA is enough to get them interested in jury nullification and looking into the topic more. When people find out, they love to see that they actually have some power, and thus embrace the idea fully.

  103. You CAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to these two laws, the public can indeed "review" patents that have issued, provided they can raise a question to the patentability of a patent through prior art they found

    35 U.S.C. 301 Citation of prior art.
    Any person at any time may cite to the Office in writing prior art consisting of patents or printed publications which that person believes to have a bearing on the patentability of any claim of a particular patent. If the person explains in writing the pertinency and manner of applying such prior art to at least one claim of the patent, the citation of such prior art and the explanation thereof will become a part of the official file of the patent. At the written request of the person citing the prior art, his or her identity will be excluded from the patent file and kept confidential.

    35 U.S.C. 302 Request for reexamination.
    Any person at any time may file a request for reexamination by the Office of any claim of a patent on the basis of any prior art cited under the provisions of section 301 of this title. The request must be in writing and must be accompanied by payment of a reexamination fee established by the Director pursuant to the provisions of section 41 of this title. The request must set forth the pertinency and manner of applying cited prior art to every claim for which reexamination is requested. Unless the requesting person is the owner of the patent, the Director promptly will send a copy of the request to the owner of record of the patent.

  104. Stupid Question: by ewhac · · Score: 1
    Over half of all patents being applied for now are in the areas of electronics and related technologies, so they are trying like mad to hire electrical engineers and train them as patent reviewers. This takes 4-5 years of training unless the reviewer has a legal background already.

    Stupid Question: What the heck has a law background got to do with examining and approving patents?

    A patent is not legislation. A patent is an engineering document, written by an engineer describing to other engineers how to re-create their work. Law shouldn't enter into it (unless you're patenting new legal processes).

    Schwab

    1. Re:Stupid Question: by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      i work as an examiner

      being an examiner has a quasi judical function, that is, if someone claims a device which transmits aproxmimatly between 5mhz and 17mhz, does that mean that if you found prior art at 17.5mhz you could apply it? probably, how about at 18mhz? 22mhz? 100mhz?

      the examiner has to determin the metes and bounds of the patent protection

      additoinally, examiners apply case law (citing legal precidents), and need to understand the legal language involved in the claim. for example the difference between consiting, and comprising is huge.

      also the examiners have to determine if a combination of references is obvious. the legal definiton is very different than the common definiton of obvious. That is, most things look obvious once you actually read it.

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    2. Re:Stupid Question: by gearmonger · · Score: 1
      "most things look obvious once you actually read it."

      Which is why, I guess, probably most things shouldn't be patentable.

    3. Re:Stupid Question: by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Really? Cool. I filed an application on August 13th, 2002 that falls under GAU 2173. Recently, I filed for a "Petition to Make Special."

      Now, the Official Gazette says that TC2170 is up to 08/26/02...Any idea if that date is accurate? And what GAU are you in?

      Thanks.

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    4. Re:Stupid Question: by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      nah the problem is that once you look at something and it seems obvious it is called hindsight, and you are prohibited by law to use hindsight to reject a patent, instead the combination must be obvious for some other reason that the applicants invention.

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    5. Re:Stupid Question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USPTO should give a description of the problem to a third party of ordinary skill in the art. If I promptly produce essentially the same solution as the applicant, so would a million other practitioners out there in industry, who don't deserve to be barred from doing the obvious simply because they didn't need it until a later date. If we're going to deliberately create monopolies, we at least need to ensure their cost to society is less than the independent reinvention that would happen without the disclosure of the patent.

  105. i got an idea by xWastedMindx · · Score: 1

    Soaring numbers of patent applications for software and business processes is not only leading to the ludicrous patents for the likes of Amazon and Microsoft.

    I got a solution, get rid of Software Patents. Problem solved.

  106. Workarounds aren't very beneficial, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Second, the net benefit to society is workarounds. If this guy can't do X because someone has a patent on it, then he has to come up with another way of doing X.

    Workarounds aren't very beneficial, though. And the harm caused by forcing them is immense.

    If our budding inventor can't trivially come up with workaround X, he has to scrap the entire project, because he has enough pressure trying to make his invention profitable, without frittering away all his investors' money on re-inventing wheels all the time.

    And if he can trivially come up with workaround X, then he's either a genius who is being forced waste his talents on re-inventing things for which the public already has a proper solution, or, more likely, the original patent was obvious, and should never have been granted.

    Either way, innovation suffers. Patents just plain get in the way: without patents, people are free to try things.

    With all these patents (and copyrights, and trademarks), you just can't do anything cool anymore.

    Want to make a machine that reads books, and produces book reports? Sorry, but the minute you scan the image from the text into RAM you've violated copyright. Ditto any machine that tries to read in soundwaves from the radio and determines what music humans like. Ditto any attempt to combine a map and a phone book to find goods for sale nearby. A.I. is dead: and copyright killed it.

    If you ever read the patent database, you'll be guilty of deliberate infringement when you do something by accident, so never read any patents, or you'll pay triple in court once they decide you might have done it on purpose.

    Never use materials with any brand names on them, because otherwise the company will be able to sue you for making their product look bad, under their "moral rights". And then try to find cheap materials around the house without any branding...

    Creativity is all about recombining old elements in unique and interesting ways, in order to make something new. IP laws stiffle creativity as often as they reward it, by frequently blocking off avenues of discovery, so that little or no incremental progress is made. Sure, they reward the first claimant, but they block progress by anyone else: and applying the "gold rush" model of "first come, first served" to our rights to be creative sounds like a terrible idea to me.

  107. a familiar tale... by lanced · · Score: 0

    Patent officer: I just got that huge pile off my desk, boss.
    Boss: But you issued a patent for air, water, and my first born... all to Microsoft... just today!!
    PO: Yeah, I had other things on my mind. Hey, do think it's possible for someone on a vessel traveling at the speed of light to walk to the front of the ship, or can he just walk toward the back?
    B: THAT'S what you were thinking about! I'm holding an ADM patent for FIRE, and your thinking about THAT. Nice move Einstien!
    PO: I can't take this any more. You accidently allow ONE patent for gravity to slip by and suddenly the sky is falling. I'm leaving! This won't be the last time you hear the name Albert Einstien!
    B: Yeah, and the engery I use to kick you butt will be a function of the size of my foot and the speed of light. You're sooo fired.
    PO, thinking: E=mc. Sounds about right. I'm gonna have to look into that...

  108. You probably didn't see Fahrenheit 9/11. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    My guess is that you probably didn't see Fahrenheit 9/11. Michael Moore is not a skilled filmmaker, but everything in the movie was taken from other sources.

    For example, do you doubt that George W. Bush really holds hands with the Saudi leaders to which Osama bin Laden objects? It's in the movie, and was taken from TV network footage.

    There is something scary about your dismissal of what I've said. Basically, you say that a little frustration or a little imperfection is enough for you to stop investigating. It's just not that easy. If you want to be informed about the activities of the U.S. government, it is necessary to read many books, and decide for yourself. In a democracy, that's the responsibility of every adult.

    Even Saudis who are wealthy agree that the leadership of Saudi Arabia needs change. I'm completely against violence. However, Osama bin Laden's main complaints are justified. The U.S. really does interfere with Saudi politics.

    1. Re:You probably didn't see Fahrenheit 9/11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you couldn't be moore wrong. I have seen Fahrenheit 9/11 - a couple of times.

      My casual dismissal of you and everything you're trying to convince me of is easy based on my analysis of the movie the agenda the filmaker is trying to advance through selective editing and reporting of false information.

      false information like the whisking of the saudi's out of the country which even the left's security darling (can't remember his name and i'm on my phone) said DIDN'T HAPPEN...

      Saying that moore is a credible source is like saying rush limbaugh is a credible source. they're both whacked out ideologs and proven liars.

      telling me to not completely dismiss moore is just stupid. he's been proved to lie about one thing and i'm not in a position to verify EVERYTHING else he's saying so I throw it out. it happens in courts all the time. it's called making a value judgement. it requires taking a position on truth and morality.

      do I despise the way we aid and abet the saudis? yes. Do I think that once we wrap up things in iraq we should send a couple divisions south for some more work? you betcha! do I think wahabbism is the root of most muslim extremism? yes.

      do I think bush think's he's doing the best job he can keeping the plates spinning and balanced on those sticks in the middle east? yes. do I think I could do better? yes but i'm wrong.

  109. Re:Why are software patents NOT harmful to society by noidentity · · Score: 1

    Second, the net benefit to society is workarounds. If this guy can't do X because someone has a patent on it, then he has to come up with another way of doing X. Maybe he does it a different way, maybe he adds or changes a step, whatever. The net effect is that he increases the possible ways of solving a problem because he has to design around their patent.

    So you'd consider it a benefit if, at this very moment, it became illegal to do anything the way it's currently done, because this would cause people to try to find different ways to do things?

  110. A Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a thought. Quit issuing business process and software patents. They're all bogus anyway. That would reduce the flood.

  111. Software patent critique by typical · · Score: 1

    Could you please justify by reply in moderate detail the supposed net benefit to society...

    I'm not a patent lawyer.

    The idea is that patents provide a mechanism to provide incentive to do research. It may or may not be worthwhile; it may or may not be worthwhile in this particular case. The hope is that, after factoring in all the advantages and drawbacks, that the increased funding to corporate research offsets the damage caused by the monopolies granted.

    There's no way to say, based on a single case, whether or not software patents are worthwhile.

    I tend to feel that software patents have some major issues:

    * First, unlike some guy making, say, shovels, a software designer is frequently designing new systems. The per-unit production cost of software is almost zero, so almost all work is on design. The patent system was tuned for a system in which design work is a small chunk of cost. Since the patent system is being applied to software, suddenly almost *all* work done is patentable, instead of just a small chunk of it, so patents start flying off the shelf. The patent system simply is not adapted for a production environment in which almost all cost goes into design and none into per-unit production.

    * Second, the patent system was originally oriented more towards mechanical improvements. Inventions here might take a good deal of expensive and time-consuming trial and error to come up with, but once a machine is built, it will continue to be built for some time (a new plow design might be manufactured for decades to come). In addition, anyone can take a look at it and produce another -- the reverse-engineering cost was very low. For software patents, this is not the case. The product lifetime is relatively short, and reverse engineering is far more expensive than any other environment. So, if I write a piece of software, I don't need a patent as much, because even with no patent law whatsoever, simply due to the time to reverse-engineer my software, I am going to have a monopoly for some time, and that time will probably be a significant chunk of the lifetime of my product.

    * Third, because the per-unit cost of software is so low, there are a number of people doing it for fun, and releasing their work to the public. You can't design a shovel and give the shovel away for free because of the per-unit costs, but you can afford to distribute copies of the software. Unfortunately, these people cannot afford to hire a patent lawyer to work with them, so in their case any threat of patent litigation shuts them down. This is fairly unique -- in most other industries that mainly produce IP (music, writing, etc) copyrights are more important than patents.

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  112. Re:Why are software patents NOT harmful to society by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

    There is in fact a clear distinction between software and hardware, and one that is very important to the patent debate. Specifically, copyright is applicable to software, but not to hardware. And history has shown that the software industry can easily survive, prosper, and innovate with 'mere' copyright protection.

  113. Re:Why are software patents NOT harmful to society by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

    The cynic in me thinks it's very unlikely that any patent lawyer who reads Slashdot would change his opinion on software patents, and thus his career choice, on the strength of any post, however well worded, on this site.

  114. Re:Why are software patents NOT harmful to society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the more people including patent lawyers who can be persuaded to join a rational and completely public debate on the harmful and beneficial effects on society of allowing software to be patentable, the better. Getting more people to debate this under-discussed subject, on slashdot and elsewhere, will only lead to a wider understanding and more balanced appraisal of the policy issues.

  115. The Saudis have their own Boeing 747s and 727s. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    You say, "false information like the whisking of the saudi's out of the country which even the left's security darling (can't remember his name and i'm on my phone) said DIDN'T HAPPEN..."

    Those Saudis are very, very rich, and have their own Boeing 747s and 727s. They were given special clearance to fly within the U.S. to collect their friends and relatives. Perhaps 72 hours later they were given clearance to fly out of the United States.

    From one perspective, this made sense. The government would not want the Saudis to be the target of anti-Muslim violence, especially since one of them, who calls himself "Prince Bandar", is so close to the Bush family that he is known to the family as "Bandar Bush".

    The Bush family and the friends and extended family of the Saudis shared some of the same oil investments. George H.W. Bush (Bush senior, George W. Bush's father) attended an investment meeting with some of these Saudis on the day before the 9/11 bombing. One of the Saudis who attended the meeting was one of Osama bin Laden's many brothers.

    From another perspective, this was government corruption due to conflict of interest. It might have been extremely valuable to talk to the Saudis who were on those planes. However, at that time it was not known that 15 of the 18 terrorists who destroyed the World Trade Center were Saudis, that Osama bin Laden planned the destruction, and that some of the Saudis on the plane knew Osama bin Laden.

    There is no evidence that any of the Saudis who were allowed to fly out of the country had recent contact with Osama bin Laden. Most of those rich Saudis observe the culture of rich people. They spend a lot of time with other rich people shopping and spending money. They have little interest in politics, except that they expect always to have political control.

    Osama bin Laden chose to live in a cave part of the time in a poor country. Osama and the rich Saudis don't travel in the same social circles. Osama bin Laden opposes the control of the rich Saudis, and thinks that the Saudi government needs re-organization. The idea that the Saudi government needs re-organization is a common idea among Saudis, even among rich Saudis, but the rich Saudis don't want to do anything to disturb their privileges, so they block real change.

    Many people at several levels of government were involved in arranging the visits of the rich Saudis to the Bush family. They had been arranging those visits for many years, even before George H.W. Bush (Senior) was elected president. It's easy to understand that no one of them wanted to come forward and say, "I arranged the flights for Saudis after 9/11." That person didn't do it alone, and would probably have been fired needlessly for something that was a commonly understood way of operating. The pilots for the rich Saudis always file flight plans that you and I would consider special.

    You say, "do I think wahabbism is the root of most muslim extremism? yes."

    That statement indicates that you are not well-informed. The problem is not Wahhabism. The extremism is partly a symptom. The U.S. government, not secretly but unknown to most Americans, has been killing Arabs and Muslims and interfering with Muslim governments since before 1980.

    For example, the CIA trained Arabs to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan in 1980. Osama bin Laden was there, and participating in the organizing of the fighting, although there is no public record of any CIA agent meeting him. At that time, Osama bin Laden was considered an ally of the U.S. government.

    When the Soviets left Afghanistan, the fighting forces trained and supported by the secret agencies of the U.S. government had no comparable way to make a living. Afghanistan is a very poor country. If is not surprising that some of those who were trained in violence turned to other violence.

    If your government chooses killing as policy, expect others to choose

  116. Fundamental Flaw in Humanity by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    The current patent problems are just a symptom of a fundemental flaw in humanity.

    >GOD: *sigh* Never should have given those monkeys sentience... messed it all up to Hell.

    *shrug* Heck, ask any religious person and they'll admit that free will is one of the greatest barriers to Heaven possible. We're given free reign to sin to our heart's content and all God will do is plead for us to return to the fold. It's both the greatest asset and the greatest flaw that humanity has. Interestingly enough, the concept of "free will" is a fairly modern one, within the last few centuries.

    But I digress. I agree that most people cannot take proper care of themselves. If we collapsed civilization back into roving bands of foragers, we wouldn't need government, but one of the prices of advanced civilization is that it becomes something greater than any one human can handle. *wry grin* And quite honestly, I think people have gotten so used to the general high standard of living owed to civilization that they start to assume that with things so good, they don't really need their fellow man, or at least not so much of him.

    ^_^ And that said, I'm starting to consider this whole patent business. Heck, we need some people who know what they're talking about regarding computers in there refusing the silly patents, right?

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