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NRLB Redefines 'Your Own Time'

Doc Ruby writes "The U.S. National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) has ruled to ban off-duty worker 'fraternization,' at the employer's discretion. So getting together for a beer after work can now be prohibited by the boss. With IT workers so commonly producing some of our best work 'after hours,' even at home or in restaurants/bars, will this ruling come back to bite employers in the IT industry? Can they really stop you from talking with your cubicle neighbor on the bus home, if they can't even stop you from reading Slashdot while on the clock?"

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  1. Why are we allowing work to control us? by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I completely agree that this could be made out to imply that workers are not permitted to assemble outside of work hours to collectively unite against their employer, I'm far more disturbed by the quote at the end of the article that reads, "America's workers need more opportunities to come together to discuss vexing workplace issues, or just to make personal connections with those we spend most of our waking hours with."

    What American workers need to do is not allow their personal lives to intermingle with their daily work grind. Yes, plenty of people are required to do that and some employees even thrive on it, yet it is negatively impacting our mental, physical, and family health. Why are we allowing our employers to control more and more of our lives by requiring more than 40 hours a week w/o proper compensation and *requiring* us not to have outside of work relationships with any co-workers? While *I* refuse to have any out of work relationships with any of my co-workers I don't believe that employers should have the right to mandate and legally enforce that behavior.

    I do everything I can to not even mention work to friends and family. When I am outside the office walls my brain is on everything but. It's healthy to have time to yourself, your family, and your hobbies.

    Please, if you believe that you can successfully collectively bargain against your employer, do so to the best of your ability, but remember that work is just something you should do for 40 hours a week - anything over that should be properly compensated and documented hourly. Try and separate your family/personal life from it as best you can. For most of you the results will be more rewarding than your paycheck.

    Your mind and your personal life outside of work are your own. Don't let your paycheck fool you into thinking otherwise.

    1. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by SenorChuck · · Score: 1

      Want to talk to my boss then? According to my boss, since I'm a salaried employee, I shouldn't have the expectation that I work on a normal 40-hour workweek clock like a (said with a hint of disdain) "factory worker".

      The problem is, there's no mandated compensation where I work for anything done outside of stated office hours.

      If this is what my boss means by wanting the department to be more like the "corporate world", then I want off of the bus straight to hell now.

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    2. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's healthy to have time to yourself, your family, and your hobbies.

      Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too...

    3. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      I don't believe it specifically stated that you cannot fraternize with workers of a competitor.

      I'm sure that would open up some eyes at your employers.

      If you can't be friends with some of your co-workers, is your work environment really all that good anymore?

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    4. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by v3rb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand people who refuse to socialize with co-workers. I can understand not wanting to talk shop, but I have had the pleasure to work with some great people that I enjoy seeing at and outside of work. Knowing these people from a social standpoint has helped us work together better.

      Trying to keep your work life completely separate from your home life is like trying to have two separate families. It's possible to do, but more difficulty than it's worth. It's hard for people at work to really trust you when they don't know a thing about you.

      A man who's work is both his vocation and his advocation is truly blessed.

    5. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Want to talk to my boss then? According to my boss, since I'm a salaried employee, I shouldn't have the expectation that I work on a normal 40-hour workweek clock like a (said with a hint of disdain) "factory worker".

      Why don't *you* talk to your boss then? It's not *my* responsibility to explain the way things ought to be to him.

      People are so obsessed with the numbers that show on their paycheck that they forget that their work habbits are creeping into their personal lives and causing serious issues.

      It's your choice to work for a company that mandates "included" overtime as a salaried employee and it's also your choice to remember that your mental, physical, and family health depend on your not overtaxing your life with work.

    6. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Diomedes01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You, sir, are a complete and utter troll. And you have successfully goaded me into responding. Bravo! If you don't live in the US, and it appears from your odd syntax and broken English that you do not, please refrain from making disparaging remarks about those of us who choose to criticize some of the corporate bullshit we are subjected to, day-in and day-out.

      Have a coke and a smile, and STFU.

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    7. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by garcia · · Score: 1

      A man who's work is both his vocation and his advocation is truly blessed.

      To some, I suppose this is true. To me, it's not. Getting paid to do what I love to do makes it work and they didn't call work "work" and not "vacation" for a reason. YMMV.

      Knowing these people from a social standpoint has helped us work together better.

      People I work with gossip, a lot, and I want no part of my personal life being needless gossiped about around the office. The further I distance myself from loud mouthed co-workers the healthier my work and home lives are.

    8. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Glsai · · Score: 1

      I know exactly what you mean. I keep a 'work mind' seperate from my functioning mind. I only run my work mind from the moment I sit down at my PC till the moment I leave it. Otherwise I completely forget about what i do at work. Maybe this will come back to bite me, and maybe it'll stop me from becoming upper management or something, but it keeps me sane. It also keeps me from being burdened by work during my off hours like I see with some people I know.

    9. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Congratulations on forming a network of friends outside of your office.

      For the rest of us, whose friends all moved away after college, the only people we really know of who share the same interests that I can meet face to face are our coworkers. This isn't something limited to geeks either, you can just about ask anyone for whom school is a fond memory, and the friends they meet in person will consist mostly of coworkers, neighbors, and fellow churchgoers (if any). (In fact, geeks might be able to claim more friends... their fellow D&D gamers, LAN parties, etc.)

      I myself go out and have a drink after work on a regular basis, blow off steam, shoot the breeze, and generally have fun. Then I go home and do what I do all the other evenings: tinker with my LAN, play some video games, eat dinner, and go to sleep, all of which are also fun.

      As for the rest of your post, what the fuck?

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    10. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We need to quit laughing at the Lumbergh attitude. As long as we laugh at it, we aren't taking it seriously, and it'll never go away.

    11. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "I don't understand people who refuse to socialize with co-workers."

      Because if the shit hits the fan, I don't want the tidal wave from one side to hit the other. I think it's largely an American thing for co-workers wanting to be up one another's ass when it comes to personal life. I don't mind if people tell me about their lives and ask me questions, but I certainly will never volunteer any info.

    12. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

    13. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some of us who like what we do and enjoy our jobs.

    14. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting point of view I suppose. But did you ever point out to him that what you are is actually called "exempt" and you are not required to work 8 hours a day? You are given a set of tasks to accomplish. Once those are done, you can go the fuck home. I believe the law indicates that if you show up at work and put in an hour, you have "worked" that day and thus if you leave they can not count it as a day you didn't work. They can't take it out of any vacation time you may have. They can't use it to reduce your medical benefits, etc.

      It's a double edged blade. Sometimes you work 90 hours per week. Sometimes you work 9. That's just how it works.

    15. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by nzkbuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problems really start when workers get involved with each other and then have a fight. More often than not personal / home life spills over into the workplace.

      I still think this ruling is competely wrong to attempt to allow an empolyer try and say what you can and cannot do outside the workplace and outside office hours (some exceptions excluded (general common sense stuff))

    16. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't want to even think about your job when you're not on duty?

      You're in the wrong line of work.

      There are some of us that have trouble tearing ourselves away from ours. I can't help but talking about it outside of work, and I certainly couldn't solve nearly as many problems if I didn't think about it when I am not working. Also, I don't think I'd do nearly as well if I wasn't taking little breaks like the one I'm taking now...the intermingling is so very important.

      I couldn't stand to be a cog in the machine for 8 hours a day, and a man the rest of the day. I need to be human all of the time. My mind and personal life are my own and I choose to spend them working on what I'm working on.

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    17. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. On a related note, the Japanese have been known to be one of the hardest working people due to their success on a global scale. yet, when they party, they party with all sorts of festivals and similar events. I've always thought they seem to have a much clearer boundry between work and play then most american business employees. This brings to mind a past /. article on how American workers got less vacation (paid and unpaid) on average then workers from other countries (I think Britain was one of them).

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    18. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by garcia · · Score: 1

      I don't see what that has to do w/my comment at all. You can love your job but you should always love yourself, your health, and your family more.

      Job is not #1 no matter how many numbers come after that $.

    19. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People are so obsessed with the numbers that show on their paycheck that they forget that their work habbits are creeping into their personal lives and causing serious issues.

      Yea, easily said. How about this response "You don't like our corporate policies, then quit. Someone else will do your job. Have fun paying the mortgage."

      Unfortunately, bosses do have us by the balls. Yes you can look for a new job, but that boss can screw you as well. you just have to get lucky or form your own company (not that easy).

      Most companies who have salaried employees equate that to mean you WILL work over 40 hours per week.

      I am lucky that in my department, my boss compensates us with some off time. So if I come in on a Sunday, I get about (no hard numbers) 75% of that time in time off at some chosen date. Other departments in my company do NOT get that.

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    20. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      I live smack dab in the middle of Florida. And what do you mean? Limiting what your employees can do outside work is part of American freedom? Wow!

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    21. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you work in a really crap office.

    22. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call your state Department of Labor and find out for certain. Won't cost you a dime and they are very informative and generally provide a quick turn-around. (At least from my experience.)

    23. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Interesting
      People are so obsessed with the numbers that show on their paycheck that they forget that their work habbits are creeping into their personal lives and causing serious issues.

      You appear to misunderstand what the NRLB is chartered to do. Its purpose is to protect the rights of employees to organize and form unions. It does not have a charter that allows it to rule on employment contracts in general.

      The real issue here is that the Bush administration has a history of attempting to make it easier for employers like WalMart to prevent attempts by employees to unionize and demand a fair wage for their work. This in turn hurts taxpayers like you and me who are forced to subsidize corporations like WalMart that pay so little that most of their staff are on welfare. I don't shop at Walmart but I still have to pay their employees, how screwed up is that?

      What happened in this case was that a security firm tried to stop their employees from organizing by prohibiting them from meeting outside work. It has nothing at all to do with professionalism or the image of the company. The only reason for the rules was to stop workers from organizing.

      The Bush administration appointees on the NRLB supported a rulling that would allow the security firm to effectively prevent employees from organizing outside work through the pretext of prohibiting dating.

      I don't think it is at all likely that this type of rule would ever come to IT. The industry does not have a history of organizing and if people were to decide they needed to organize they could do so through the Internet if there were attempts to prohibit meeting in bars. Trying this type of stunt would be the type of thing that would be likely to start people organizing.

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    24. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Check your contract. If it doesn't state a number of hours per week (certainly in the UK most do), then you're probably SOOL. But if it does, then work to those hours - contracts do sometimes work in your favour you know! If your boss asks you to work longer hours, wave your employment contract under his nose. Hey, it may not be the road to fast promotion (!) but they can't kick you out for sticking to what your contract says.

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    25. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by shmlco · · Score: 1
      It's your choice to work for a company that mandates "included" overtime as a salaried employee and it's also your choice to remember that your...

      ...job could probably be done equally well by someone overseas who would love to have ANY job.

      Once again, we have a discussion focused primarily on "my rights", without any discussion whatsoever of your resposibilities to, and as a representitive of, your employer.

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    26. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Punko · · Score: 1

      Let's just make this simple:

      I work to live; I do not live to work.

      While I certainly like doing what I'm doing, I sure as heck would not be doing it if I wasn't being paid.

      I do not carry a cell phone or pager and I don't even wear a watch. When I leave this building, the office will have to try me at home if they really need me after hours. I am a Consultant, and I frequently need to be in contact while on the road. However, I do it from land based phones and never from the car. Contact with the office and clients is on my term, and my terms ONLY.

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    27. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      sounds good...... in theory.... most folks I know don't ever see this. You work 9 hours, even if you get your stuff done, and you are reprimanded for not finding more to do, and if it happens too often, you get fired.

    28. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by brunson · · Score: 1

      Compare: Vocation vs. Vacation
      Get one:Vocabulary

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    29. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Stanistani · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >but they can't kick you out for sticking to what your contract says.

      No... they'll find some other reason shortly thereafter.

    30. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by nw_rad · · Score: 1

      I don't really think this report can be accurate, but I do have an observation about management style.

      I have read studies that show that the more expensive an IT project is, the more likely it is to fail.

      I think the "excess" failures are due to upper management "micromanagement". Usually, there is less upper management interference with small projects.

      I think that this could demonstrate that upper management will sacrifice success for control. In my experience, most upper managers will get rid of anyone who can't be controlled, and they don't even seem to consider the effect on productivity.

      The same thing is true with improving workers' (people who actually make things go) happiness. If worker happiness doesn't increase management control, upper management won't see the point.

      I have recently worked for an organization that rewarded productivity, without regard for personal style. It was an amazing and unusual experience, and it made other management styles more obvious by contrast.

    31. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Peyna · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is at all likely that this type of rule would ever come to IT. The industry does not have a history of organizing

      I think the main reason for that is that at least up until recently, IT workers were seen as a valuable resource, and therefore treated pretty well compared to other workers in other areas.

      As companies begin to squeeze their margins tighter, labor is the first place to feel the squeeze, and as this gets worse and worse, I think you will begin to see more organization efforts in the IT field.

      The other alternative is that we will see a large labor movement in the countries where our jobs are currently being outsourced to. At which point, domestic labor might become cheaper than international labor. (The question then becomes the cost of the transition there or back rather than the cost of the labor itself.)

      The only reason certain goods and services are so cheap right now is because we're able to use cheap labor in other parts of the world. I think it is naive to believe that labor in those parts of the world will always be cheap, or that there is an endless supply out there.

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    32. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1, Interesting
      While *I* refuse to have any out of work relationships with any of my co-workers
      Are any of them, like, hot chicks? Are you a hot chick?

      "Both of the above" is also a valid option.

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    33. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      if they pay you to work 40 hours, then you only work 40 hours.

      i work with some extremely devoted co-workers. During review time, when they brought up their constant 60+ hours per week... management said "we never asked you to do that, you did that on your own".

      Just because you cant stand up to your boss, doesnt mean that the rest of us cant.

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    34. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      this type of behavior - hiring security firms to prevent organizing will lead to armed conflict between labor and the owners.

      it has before, and i cant believe that we're back there again.

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    35. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      Sucks buddy.

      I just recently moved to the DC/Metro area and not a single one of the people I hang out with outside of work are coworkers. They're all people I share my hobby with (motorcycles on dcsportbikes.net), people I met while shopping for a place to live (through roommates.com) or even that ATTNWHORE heaven myspace.com. Internet is a wonderful thing

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    36. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with most of your post. My problem is that I'm the sole resident geek at my company, so I get the eye roll when I start talking tech, and like you, I have no friends outside of work. Having kids ended the friends thing. Sleeping is a lot of fun though.

    37. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Your comments are very nice, and maybe applicable in your work setting - but in most work settings (and I have been in a few) the bosses just say "hey we need you to work those extra hours. When review time comes, we will surely appreciate it. If you are not willing to work at least 50 hours a week, we can find someone to replace you." Come review time your boss is saying "here is 2%. Thanks and have a nice day"

      Go on monster...many salaried jobs flat out state you will work more then 40/week.

      And it is not about being brave - it is about realizing you need a paycheck and the market may not be so hot (presently it takes about six months to find a new job, and that is not gauranteeing it will be any better).

      Honestly, your statements are vacuum sealed.

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    38. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by rworne · · Score: 1

      Japanese salarymen do this partying with their coworkers after hours -karaoke, bars, etc.

      They also don't frown on public drunkeness over there, and as far as I can tell it isn't even a crime. Frozen pools of vomit are commonplace on the train station and subway steps during the morings on cold winters.

      Getting drunk and acting like a fool (note: fool, not asshat) after hours is an expected part of the culture and are not usually held against the employee by the boss the next day.

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    39. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by eno2001 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ahhh... that explains it. Florida may as well be another country considering how stupid most of the people there are. After all, they let their governor get away with stealing the 2000 election.

      If you are happy letting your employer control what you do outside of work, I suggest you get some therapy real fast. Personally, I think that what I do outside of work is none of my employer's business. If I want to moonlight for the competition, I should be allowed to.

      Considering that I've had sex with some of my co-workers in the past and (gasp!) even married one, I think the idea of my employer telling me that I can't form relationships with coworkers outside of the workplace is total and utter crap. My life is just that, MY life. As I stated in another post, I'd rather get less pay and prestige at a job that respects my personal space than make lots of money at a company that thinks they own me.

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    40. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      He used the right word. He meant vacation. As in, when you're being paid for having fun.

    41. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Once again, we have a discussion focused primarily on "my rights", without any discussion whatsoever of your resposibilities to, and as a representitive of, your employer.

      Unless my job involves interacting with the public, I am not a "representitive" of my employer; and even then, only when I'm on the clock.

      My sole resposibility to my employer is to produce professional quality results that give a fair exchance for my pay. No more, no less.

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    42. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the rest of us, whose friends all moved away after college, the only people we really know of who share the same interests that I can meet face to face are our coworkers.

      I assume you are trying to imply that I never moved away or that I am living near where I went to college. Wrong on both counts.

      I moved 700 miles from home to go to college and then I moved yet another 700 miles more from there to where I currently reside.

      Making friends is *hard* and takes effort when you are out of a close-knit social society like college but it's certainly not impossible... It might just be one of the best things you have ever done.

      Obviously, being that you are apparently such a raving prick it's possible that no one, other than your co-workers, can deal with you on a day-to-day basis.

    43. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by nmos · · Score: 1

      Err, they didn't HIRE a security firm, they WERE a security firm.

    44. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

      Hah. Nice reply. Sounds like you speak from your own experiences. Still sounds about like what I mean. They aren't out after work working on stuff. When work ends, I'm guessing it actually ends from what I've seen, and they do party.

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    45. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Gorbag · · Score: 2, Funny

      Listen fella, if you don't come in on Saturday, don't bother coming in on Sunday.

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    46. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by rich_r · · Score: 1

      Constructive dismissal is your friend. We're undergoing a transfer under TUPE, and this discussion is coming up a lot...

    47. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by br00tus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Just because you cant stand up to your boss, doesnt mean that the rest of us cant."

      You seem to miss the point of the ruling. The managers and owners of this company are united in their activities. They are united with the might of the US government, which has backed what they are doing. Less obvious, they are working with the managers and owners of other companies, who have helped bring this ruling into effect by various means (the NRTW and so forth). The object of the ruling is to isolate the individual worker. Which is precisely what you are saying, you are one worker who does one thing, I am here doing my thing, and so forth. For some reason, the employer seems to prefer to mobilize an army rather than fight a war singlehandedly, as you seem to sugegst doing.

    48. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by rworne · · Score: 1

      Well, the after-work socialization is expected and pretty much mandatory.

      If one refuses to participate, they are violating the team spirit that is part of the Japanese work ethic which can also be career-limiting.

      Still, the Japanese love to tie one on whenever they get a chance. It's one of the few socially acceptable ways to let loose in their society.

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    49. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Shall I assume that you are an employer? No sane worker would sell himself as a commodity.

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    50. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Courageous · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...if they pay you to work 40 hours, then you only work 40 hours...

      If you are told to work a 50 hour work week by your boss, and you fail to do so, you can be released from your job immediately. In most states, anyway. It's insubordination.

      C//

    51. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The answer to your questions is really simple: American workers are not organized.

      Yeah, unions have a lot of problems (nearly all of which are caused by people's tendency to bitch and moan rather than actually DO something, like participate in the union) - but the fact is every major workplace reform would never have happened without unions. They got us the 40 hour work-week and workplace safety laws and a thousand other things. Now that they have been so effectively demonized (some of it deserved) they have a bad reputation in a lot of places and their total numbers as a percentage of the workforce is declining. This is the reason we are all getting screwed now with crap pay for working over 40 hours and companies actively trying to break down the work/home divide.

      We need to re-unionize so that we have more power and can effectively stop this crap. If we don't join together and fight this stuff we're just going to keep sliding backwards until the 40 hour work week is NOT standard and there is no such thing as overtime and all the other crap that used to go on.

    52. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think that unionizing is high on the list of priorities for IT people. They tend to like the independence they have, and most I know do not trust unions, many having been in them before. (I live in SoCal, and a significant portion of IT here has been employed in aerospace at one time or another.)

      From another angle, unions are often seen as a lower tier of workers by many in IT, something probably due to the blue-collar roles held by so many union members. Salaried positions are craved because they are a status symbol. We lost our salaried positions and were changed to hourly with a strict 40-hour limit without prior approval; I've rarely heard so many complaints before. It wasn't that we were restricted in the number of hours worked, but that the status symbol of being on salary had been taken away. Time after 5pm was seen as a relaxing time, when things could get done that were difficult to do during the day due to normal troubleshooting.

      Finally, there is little desire to see that much more of the paycheck disappear. Taxes eat a fair portion, and medical insurance costs aren't going down for us, either. Seeing yet more taken out by a union that may or may not see the situation as individuals do is not going to make most much happier, especially since so many unions seem content to make a point rather than to maintain jobs for their members.

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    53. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by vinohradska · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you are being pushed around like that, then get a better job. Not all bosses are slave drivers.

    54. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      The original poster must have a job that is pretty mindless. It used to be pretty easy for me to turn my brain "off" in regards to work issues when I had a boring ass job that I didn't need to think for. Now that I'm back writing software, its very hard for me to leave it behind, especially when I'm involved with a difficult problem. It has always been that way for me. I find that taking some time with a co-worker (different department, but still a software geek like myself) helps work out details or shed light on new solutions. Most often, that takes place at a nearby restaurant.

      I also have good friendships with co-workers... heck, I bowl in a league with 5 other teams from the company!

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    55. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Beowabbit · · Score: 1
      ...they can't kick you out for sticking to what your contract says.
      That depends on the jurisdiction. In some US states, they can't, and in some US states, they can. (Also, I think it's unusual for a salaried employee's contract in the IT industry in the US to specify a specific number of hours of work per week. But they do often say that you must complete assigned tasks, so if you're coming in nine hours a week, your boss can just assign you more tasks. For that matter, if you're coming in only forty hours per week, your boss can assign you more tasks. There's all sorts of complicated federal and state law -- over my head, anyway -- that affects this, as well as individual contracts and employer policy, but it's often not as simple as a certain number of hours per week for salaried employees.)
    56. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by jgerry · · Score: 1

      While *I* refuse to have any out of work relationships with any of my co-workers I don't believe that employers should have the right to mandate and legally enforce that behavior.

      Amen! I'm part of a small minority at my workplace (think VeryLargeCorpInc) that doesn't want to interact after office hours with my coworkers. I like the separation of my work and personal lives. The intermingling sometimes confuses professional/work issues, and I've found that I simply function better without all that extra personal stuff floating around. I don't feel the need to make a bunch of new friends at every place I work, and since a large part of the IT industry changes jobs on a regular basis (layoffs, contract work, etc), it's just easier for me not to cultivate a bunch of new relationships at work. It works for me, but it's not for everyone.

      I'm easy to work with, funny, get along well with others, am part of my team, vastly experienced in my field, and always deliver what I'm supposed to when I'm supposed to. I get professional respect and space to do what I need. And when I've been asked why I don't care to socialize outside of work, I simply reply "I have a very full busy life outside of work, I have lots of friends and family and pets, and I choose to spend my available free time with them." Although it sometimes comes off as a little standoffish, it's hard for others to argue with me about my reasons.

    57. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Courageous · · Score: 1

      I'm not being pushed around, just letting people know the law. How did this get to be about me?

      C//

    58. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The problem is they perception that high unemployment is a bad thing. I am hoping I will see 80% unemployment reached in my lifetime - when the only people with jobs are the people doing creative things that can only be done by people. When everyone who wants to do something creative can dedicate as much time as they want to it, and everyone else can watch television.

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    59. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      since when is it insubordination to insist on sticking to the contract? (the one that says that your working week is 40 hours and any overtime on that must be paid [you did have that clause in there, didn't you?])
      On the plus side, if you do get fired you'll be set for life on the proceeds of the lawsuit...

    60. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Taevin · · Score: 1
      What I want to know is how this whole thing can possibly be construed as constitutional. You know, that whole First Amendment, Bill of Rights thing. I mean I know the government has regularly been throwing it out piece by piece but this is just getting stupid.
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
      I just don't see how the government, let alone my employer, can say that I cannot peaceably assemble with whomever I choose.
    61. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by cetan · · Score: 0

      You decided to buy the house.

      You decided to take the job.

      You are responsible for you.

      If you don't like it. Change it. Complaining about the decisions you made is the highest form of stupidity.

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    62. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >> And it is not about being brave

      If you're already in a position, and hold that position due to merit, surely you can afford a little backbone.

      I've turned down numerous requests for both unpaid and paid work after hours. If my employer requests anything unreasonable, I feel free to refuse. I think if anything it engenders some respect.

      If what they want really needs to be done, they'll lean on someone else to do it. There is always someone afraid to say no. - it just isn't me

    63. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 1

      garcia: I'm not certain of your position on this. I hope you don't think your views ("What American workers need to do is not allow their personal lives to intermingle with their daily work grind.") should be adopted by everyone. I don't think people should be forced to associate outside working hours but I think they should have the right to do so if they wish. My situation may be relatively unique (or perhaps not) but I don't have a daily work grind; even though this is not the legal arrangement, I view myself as an "independent contractor" and I consider my work to be for my benefit (and the benefit of my employer). I could "work" 15 hours per week (which almost never happens) or 70-80+ hours per week and my employer would not know the difference; of course, I am on a modest salary (over $80K) and I "work" all the time. This is not me but his description ("I like to lie down on the sofa for hours at a stretch") kind of fits my "work."

    64. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you know what's really fun? The latin roots of those words:

      Vocation: vocare. To call or sing. Also slang in Roman time for *FARTING*.

      Vacation: vaco. To be free from work or slavery, also related to the word vacatio which was a sum to be paid for exemption from military duty. Oh, now we know why we never hear about a senator's son having his head removed.

      Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!

    65. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in the Marine Corps (0511) and some days I work 16 hours. I don't see light unless I go outside for chow. "Normal" days I work from 7 to 5. For the last month I haven't gotten off work before 6 pm. There already is a fraternization rule in the UCMJ however. Just a little insight of the non-civilian side. Be glad you can be compensated for overtime and can still technically hang out with anyone you want to at work. Remember there is no overtime in the military! But I can't complain, I could be over there in the sandbox.

    66. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      What American workers need to do is not allow their personal lives to intermingle with their daily work grind. Are you nuts? You aren't suddenly a different person when you go home. If you've gotten stressed at work, you're going to stay stressed at home unless you do something to unwind. Whether work should impact your home life or not is another story - there are good arguments that a job you enjoy can be very beneficial at home. Your comment is full of assertions you simply don't back up. I'm not sure why it's rated so high - I certainly wouldn't have rated it up.

    67. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by rogabean · · Score: 1

      quote: "If you don't live in the US, and it appears from your odd syntax and broken English that you do not..."

      I think you meant: If you don't live in the US, and it appears from your odd syntax and broken English that you DO LIVE IN THE US...

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    68. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by vinohradska · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now it's about you!? It's always about you. I'm sick of it! I'm leaving for go live with my mother and I'm taking the kids with me!!!

      ...er, no wait, I meant 'one' not 'you'

    69. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by aslate · · Score: 1

      Woo! Two day weekend!

    70. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Once again, we have a discussion focused primarily on "my rights", without any discussion whatsoever of your resposibilities to, and as a representitive of, your employer.

      I'm not sure where people get the idea that their employees still come with some sort of built-in loyalty. That's over, at least for the younger generations. Must have been weird living in the 50s.

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      Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
    71. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      There aren't that many well-paying IT jobs in a lot of the country.

      I have an obligation (ex-wife with custody of my child) that keeps me from being free to move about the country. And generous state-mandated child support payments keep me from choosing to accept a position that pays significantly less.

      The opportunities for moving within the company are extremely limited. There was one opening for a software developer on the internal jobs list, the last time I looked. And thousands of employees at this site.

      I have gotten a "raise" the last two years; 1.5%. The increase on copays for health insurance ate that up. CPI has gone up 3% the last two years.

      No matter what my boss asks for, I have to do it.

    72. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You appear to misunderstand what the NRLB is chartered to do. Its purpose is to protect the rights of employees to organize and form unions.

      Actually, the right to organize and form unions is already protected by the Bill of Rights (right of free speech and assembly). The NLRB is there for two other purposes. The first is to protect the privilege of the employee to remain employed. The second is to protect the privilege of certain groups (unions) to impose their will on other groups (business).

      Please note that I am differentiating between a "right" and a "privilege". A "right" is liberty or property common to everyone, and does not exist at the expense of another. A "privilege" is a liberty or property that is not common to everyone, but common only to a group or class. A privilege only exists at the expense of another's rights or privileges. The privilege to collective bargaining can only exist by removing the right to voluntary association. This does not mean you can't *attempt* to collective bargain. It just means you can't coerce your employer into participating without a state granted privilege.

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    73. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by _damnit_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Six months to find a job? Where the hell are you looking? I started looking for a new job after being with my last employer seven years. It took me 4.5 weeks from posting my resume to accepting an offer yesterday on a new job for 37% more money with equal benefits. Plus I had two other offers and a lot more interviews lined up. Maybe you need to compare your skillset and the market and see where they don't match or even consider a change in careers to something tangetial so your experience still works in your favor.

      If someone offers you a job and states that you'll have to work more than 40 hours a week, tell them you're not interested or ask for more money in compensation. Companies that want salaried positions to work far more than 40 hours a week are either bleeding money, cutting costs so badly they are understaffed or have no real concern for their employees. These are not places you should want to work anyways. Avoid them at all costs since they will only make you miserable and ruin other portions of your life. Pull an "Office Space" and dig ditches if you have to but don't work for people like that.

      You should really only have to work shitty jobs like that when you have no experience. Out of college, you should expect to get a shit job because you don't know shit generally. While there are exceptions, most college grads need the blow to the nads that a crap job gives them so they mature and stop doing stupid crap.

      But I digress...

      Keep 2 months salary socked away and your resume updated. Really. It is amazing how fast a good job can go downhill or disappear.

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      _damnit_

      It's my job to freeze you. -- Logan's Run
    74. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by pthisis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your comments are very nice, and maybe applicable in your work setting - but in most work settings (and I have been in a few) the bosses just say "hey we need you to work those extra hours. When review time comes, we will surely appreciate it. If you are not willing to work at least 50 hours a week, we can find someone to replace you."

      In which case you say "sayonara, good luck finding a replacement".

      I've yet to work at a company that could find enough good workers, or that was willing to alienate the ones it had.

      And I really don't want to work for an employer who's going to take me for granted like that.

      I mean, I've worked at big companies and small, private and government. I've found them all to be pretty flexible as long as your requests are reasonable--even negotiating points in the employment agreement and signing off on small modifications hasn't been a problem in my experience (I've yet to sign one as written). Even big legal departments can be reasonable if your requests are reasonable.

      And it is not about being brave - it is about realizing you need a paycheck and the market may not be so hot (presently it takes about six months to find a new job, and that is not gauranteeing it will be any better)

      Then you gotta suck it up while you job hunt. But you should be job hunting pronto, as soon as you realize your employer doesn't value you.

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    75. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have to sit in the office for 50 hours...but is the manager really going to sit next to you and make sure you are working and not reading Slashdot?

    76. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by SenorChuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank you, Mr. Grumpus. No, I was not requesting that you personally talk to my boss. That was an attempt at humor to diffuse a potentially volatile situation. Obviously, it failed.

      That said, I agree with another response to this comment that work bleeds too much into personal time. When I was hired here, there was nothing in the contract that said "Thou shalt work all hours of our choosing" - this was something laid out to my by my boss because of my explicitly stated aversion to him for being stuck here working late nights on things that I shouldn't have to be, because other people failed in their duties.

      I'm not one to be slack in my duties, and I'd prefer to have all of my work done before I leave for the day. I do find that there is one important point to remember: it's just a job, it's not my life. Even a career is just a job, something you do to pay my bills and have money to feed my family. It's the people in my life that really matter, and I'd rather have time to spend with them than my boss and my desktop computer.

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      A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion. -- Chinese proverb
    77. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by JohnsonWax · · Score: 1

      The Bush administration appointees on the NRLB supported a rulling that would allow the security firm to effectively prevent employees from organizing outside work through the pretext of prohibiting dating.

      Solution is simple, then. All such meetings need to be same-sex so that the employees can counter that any targetted meetings are discriminatory based on sexual preference. If dating is the pretext, just use that pretext against them.

    78. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You decided to buy the house.

      As opposed to what? Living in a cardboard box? Moving back in with your mom?

      You decided to take the job.

      As opposed to what? Begging? Starving?

      If you don't like it. Change it.

      To what, precisely? Move out of the house, quit the job, and... then what? If there aren't any cheaper houses, and there aren't any jobs with better conditions, then you're really kind of screwed, aren't you?

      Complaining about the decisions you made is the highest form of stupidity.

      Claiming that everyone is in control of their life, and anyone who is poor or unhappy has only themselves to blame, is the highest form of naivety.

    79. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Greedo · · Score: 1

      Actually, there must be laws that protect against this. At the very least, if your boss insinuates that you will be fired for not working, without compensation, for longer than you are legally obligated to, that sounds like pretty iffy ground for him to walk on.

      Then again, I'm in Canada. YMMV.

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    80. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      And why do you think that the employers' excess of market power being used to extract economic rent from employees is something that does not occur at the expense of the employee?

      Your position grants the employer, at the outset, the power to underpaying employees, while claiming that balancing that power by allowing employees the ability to negotiate as a group is giving them a special privilege?

    81. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by spun · · Score: 1

      By your definition property itself is a privilege. My owning a property means everyone else is excluded. My right to property exists at the expense of everyone else being able to go where they want.

      So in fact, the NLRB is also there to keep me from simply taking back my right to occupy your factory and use it for myself. But I suppose it okay for a factory owner to use force to keep me from doing that, hmmm?

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    82. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1

      You are the exception, pretty much any career center will tell you that an average hunt for a professional job will take 4-6 months - assuming that you're unemployed (it can take longer if you aren't due to a lack of urgency). This is why most financial planners tell you to store away six months of living expenses.

      I recently switched jobs and I got the one job that I applied for, they would have hired me on the spot but I had to close out some things with my previous employer. It took them about 3 months to call me in for the interview and I stayed at my old job for a month. I was lucky though, I know a lot of people who have been looking for a while.

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    83. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by KenBot_314 · · Score: 1

      Yea, right...
      Name one Fortune 500 company that will let that type of clause into a salaried employees contract. There may be exceptions to the rule, but in most corporate situations, "Salaried" does not equate to 40 hour work weeks (even though it should).

    84. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Most in IT are "at will" employees, not goverend by contract. They are also exempt from labor lawas that require paid overtime. Two weeks notice is a courtesy, not a requirement on the employer.

    85. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by squirrl811 · · Score: 1

      In Pennsylvania, as long as they are willing to compensate you for the time worked, they can require you to work as many hours as they like, up to 16 hours straight each day with a minimum 8 hours off between shifts.

    86. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      I had a boss like this too. It started after he got a new boss. Basically (small company) I wanted the company to succeed so at first I did it, I worked hard and worked extra. Then they decided that wasn't good enough and wanted to change it so it would be another year before I could even get a vaction.

      So I walked into his office and told him that if he wanted to keep me he basically needed to double my salary. Yes I had a mortgage and a wife and responsibilities but sometimes you need to take these kinds of risks. Even if you lose everything you'll still be happier without a crappy job that sucks out your soul.

      In my case they wouldn't budge, and I quit. I got a new job quickly (someone was already looking at me so that helped). A month later the company closed its doors, while I'm here with people who respect me and already making 1.5 times as much as I was before, all that and i'm working 40 hours, not 55 - 60.

      Don't do it blindly, make a plan, get out of debt and stay out of it (especially credit cards) and stand up to your employer, they'll either give in and make your life better or tell you where the door is. Either way you're better off.

    87. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Greg_D · · Score: 1

      A lot of this depends on what stage you are in your life and career. My last job was as a technical recruiter for an international IT firm, and the majority of the people there were college grads who had less than 5 years of real world work experience. We were all young, attractive people whose base + commissions put us in the 70k+ range... not bad for your first year or two out of school when you have no dependents and your apartment is only 400 bucks a month.

      We all became very good friends. There's one manager in the entire office who would hang out with us on Friday afternoons, and the rest generally stayed away because they had family obligations or were former alcoholics. We had parties, we'd go out on Saturday nights to downtown Fort Worth and have a ball, and wake up mid-morning on Sunday to go watch football together. I'm talking a group of 20+ people here.

      Play only interfered with work one time, and that's when a few guys had too much to drink at a margarita bar on a Thursday night. They showed up 20 minutes late, but all was forgotten and it never happened again.

      I left the position for other ambitions... I never wanted to be a recruiter in the first place, but it was what was available at the time... but now I have a bunch of friends who have nothing to do with what I'm currently doing, and that atmosphere that the old workplace had still allows me to meet new people as they bring some of their new co-workers out with them.

    88. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I think it's very relevant to your comment.

      Work is a huge part of life. If you choose to see your employment as something you have to suffer through so that you can have the money to do the things you *really* want, then that's a third of your waking life flushed down the loo. Probably more if you have a long commute.

      Now, for some people in some jobs, there is no alternative. Not everyone can have an exciting, fulfilling job surrounded by wonderful people, or do work that brings them the sort of pride and meaning that makes them feel like they're doing more than slaving for the check. If you're in that situation, it's fine that you zone out, compartmentalize your life... whatever you have to do to keep yourself sane. But you should also be thinking about why the job isn't more than just a job, and how you can get yourself into a situation where you can feel good enough about your work that you can welcome it into the rest of your life, instead of clocking out at the end of the day and trying like hell to block out Ned from Accounting.

      If nothing else, it seems to me that if you're in a place where you only associate with people you wouldn't associate with for free, then it's high time you moved on.

      All I'm getting at is what I think the gp was getting at: If your work isn't satisfying enough to let into your life, you owe it to yourself to find work that is.

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    89. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by thehemi · · Score: 1

      The real issue here is that the Bush administration has a history of attempting to make it easier for employers like WalMart to prevent attempts by employees to unionize and demand a fair wage for their work.

      Similar to how those automotive worker unions get fair wages at the expense of bankrupting their employer who cannot afford to compete in the market due having to inflate prices in order to cover their bloated employee overhead? What if all the Walmart employees unionized and demanded higher pay? Walmart would cut all of the jobs they have given to seniors and the handicapped, pay the younger employees their higher wages, raise prices, lose market share, and eventually close down several stores due to falling income levels and lose a bunch of local tax dollars for various communities. Oh, and cut even more jobs in the process. Unions are a double edged sword and need to be monitored carefully.

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    90. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      No they aren't, they have lobby groups that would like businesses to be able to run things as they see fit. If that means demanding that people work 60 hours or submit to rules about who they can see in off hours, I really don't care, I won't work for them, but it doesn't bother me if they do that.

      If every worker would individually stand up and say "no" and be prepared to follow through with it, business would grind to a halt.

      Trust me, there are still businesses that value their employees because they realize happy employees are more productive.

      I don't want a group be it the government or a union to help me make those kinds of decisions or force my employer's hand, that just means the employer is going to appriciate me less and the group is probably going to make some agreement with my employer that I'm not going to like anyway.

      I'll keep my freedom and my own bargaining power, thanks.

    91. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds nice... how will the television watchers support themselves in this fantasy land?

    92. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      There are some of us that have trouble tearing ourselves away from ours. I can't help but talking about it outside of work, and I certainly couldn't solve nearly as many problems if I didn't think about it when I am not working. Also, I don't think I'd do nearly as well if I wasn't taking little breaks like the one I'm taking now...the intermingling is so very important.
      You, sir, are a middle manager's wet dream.

      How much unpaid overtime did you work last year?

    93. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by shmlco · · Score: 1
      "...at least for the younger generations."

      Unfortuately, most of the younger generation here in the US seem to feel they're entitled to a paycheck just for heroically climbing out of bed each morning and showing up at work.

      But in a world where more and more jobs can be done just as easily from across the globe as from your desk, that attitude just isn't going to fly.

      Today's employees, and employers, for that matter, need to figure out how they're going to out-perform, out-think, and out-hussle the competition.

      There are quite literally billions of people out there who would love to have your job, and who would be willing to do it for a fraction of what you cost. And would be quite happy watching the fat pampered American starve for a change.

      The US is in an economic war that, given most of the attitudes I see today towards education and work, we're going to lose.

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    94. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, how is the Welfare system *Walmart's* fault!!?? And who is forcing these people to work at Walmart? And besides, if you live on beans and rice and save/invest all your spare money (you will have enough, even at minimum wage) you can still have health care and retire at 55 and send your kids to college. The problem is that most people who are working for minimum wage want two things: a lifestyle they can't afford (multiple cars, video games, big TV's, dining out, etc.) and to choose their geographic location. It's nobody's fault if you can't live in NYC on minimum wage, just like it's nobody's fault that you can't live in Beverly Hills on minimum wage. If NYC wasn't flooded with people trying to do the impossible, entry level jobs would have to pay more because there would actually be demand for workers. Why do we have this notion that is just MUST be economically feasible to support a city of any size in any area? Move to Wyoming and don't be afraid to get your hands dirty, and in twenty years you'll have land, a home, and plenty of savings.

    95. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I don't understand people who refuse to socialize with co-workers.

      If I got to *pick* my co-workers I wouldn't know any of these uber-losers. Why in the hell would I want to spend any more than the minimum necessary amount of time with them?

    96. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. Just ask them what they expect you to work up front, and if they ask you to deviate from that unreasonably, simply refuse, because once somebody takes advantage of you they will only continue to do so.

      Currently I'm working at a startup. I've been pulling extra hours every once in a while while, when up against a deadline. We're expected to pull an average of about 40 worked hours per week, though the hours are quite flexible. I get there early and leave at 5 because I have an active social life, and most of the engineers come at 11 and leave at 7 or 8 because they don't. It's not like I've got some PHB breathing down my neck ordering me to work 12 hour days. I just have to meet deadlines. All told, it's not killing me.

      The other job I was looking at in June (didn't accept their offer) was a junior sysadmin job with a multi-million dollar Sun shop. I was quite surprised: sysadmins are famous for their golden handcuffs and "it's 2 am and the servers are down, get your ass over here" attitude, but this place had, for the first two levels of admin, paid overtime and stable shift work. I was quite impressed, even though Unix administration is kind of my secondary interest.

    97. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by jglazer75 · · Score: 1

      Hogwash. If you are paid hourly, then you should be compensated for the number of hours you work. If you are salaried it is your duty to do your job. If it takes you more than 40 hours one week, so be it. If it takes less than 40 hours per week, then such is life. But have some respect for yourself and your job. If you do a job that you enjoy and you take some pride and ownership in the work you do, you shouldn't mind doing the job to the best of your abilities - even if that means working more than 40 hours a week to do it. If you feel you are not being adequately compensated for the work that you do, then you should ask for a raise.

    98. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      This in turn hurts taxpayers like you and me who are forced to subsidize corporations like WalMart that pay so little that most of their staff are on welfare.

      Simple solution. Abolish welfare. When people can no longer support themselves working at Wal Mart, Wal Mart will either raise wages or go out of business.

      Nevermind the fact that you shouldn't be trying to support a family stocking shelves at Wal Mart.

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    99. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Salaried also means they must not keep track of the hours. (US labor laws, look it up).

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    100. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      It depends. If you're an hourly, non-salaried employee and your boss asks you to work off the clock, it's unequivocably illegal. If you're a salaried, professional employee who's considered 'exempt' from overtime, then you are expected to work overtime without extra compensation if requested to do so. However, in the US, I believe you have to be making like 90k as a programmer before you're exempt from overtime.

      Of course, in some professions they use trickery to make it seem like a person is working 40 hours a week when they are actually not. The most glaring example in my mind is lawyers, who are commonly expected to work 2000 'billable' hours in a year (that is, hours which can be charged to a specific client). That's 8 hours a day if you can charge every moment at your office, including lunchtime, to a specific client, but most lawyers work 10-12 hours a day because that is simply impractical.

      Additionally, it is certainly dishost for an employer to give someone an impression during the hiring process that they will work 8 hours a day, and then require them to work more than that. While IANAL, that sounds like grounds for a lawsuit to me.

    101. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You decided to buy the house.

      As opposed to what? Living in a cardboard box? Moving back in with your mom?

      As opposed to buying another house or renting a place to live.

      You decided to take the job.

      As opposed to what? Begging? Starving?

      As opposed to getting another job.

      If you don't like it. Change it.

      To what, precisely? Move out of the house, quit the job, and... then what? If there aren't any cheaper houses, and there aren't any jobs with better conditions, then you're really kind of screwed, aren't you?

      Good plan. Quit your job and move out of your house. Only after that, realize your house was the cheapest one in the world, and your job was the best one in the world. You must be really happy, right?

      Complaining about the decisions you made is the highest form of stupidity.

      Claiming that everyone is in control of their life, and anyone who is poor or unhappy has only themselves to blame, is the highest form of naivety.

      Claiming that your bad life situation is impossible to change is the lowest form of depression. You're too down to see that there are options.

    102. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, I don't know why I didn't do that. I can't wait to see what my life is like when I stop being friends with the people I work with! I mean, I have to spend half my waking hours each weekday with these people...it'll be a lot better if I don't act like I like them.

      I'm so glad that I don't work with folks like you.

      Leave your work at the door? Absolutely. Leave the relationships with other people at the door? Absolutely not.

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    103. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      If you eliminate welfare then the people who can't make aliving will commit crimes. You will jail them and voila, back to welfare. What makes you whink walmart gives a fuck about the employees let alone enough to give them a raise because they can't afford glasses for their kids.

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    104. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and in twenty years you'll have land, a home, and plenty of savings.

      And in the meantime you live in a tent on the back half of someone elses land hoping they don't shoot you and your kids for squatting?

      Or do you think the poor can just magically pull money out of their ass to pay for moving across the country?

    105. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      It's a lot healthier when you get to devote your life to your hobby, and get to make a living at it.

      Unfortunately not many people can do that. Still, you should be able to take pride in what you do. I worked in a pizza place, and the worker next to me put his heart into making that pizza. And let me tell you, it was so damn good. There is nothing more important than authenticity in your daily activities, whatever that may be. Nothing is more horrible than having to do what you hate doing. You know, some farmers actually like getting up early, going out in the fields, and smelling the fresh air, and being joyful of a rich harvest.
      If you love your job, and it's on your mind after you leave work that should be a wonderful thing. Your workplace should be flexible to properly raise your family, properly function as a member of a society, keep you a mentally sane person, in fact, they should be mandated to care about you. Once you hire a worker, you should accept some level of responsibility in them, just like when you tame an animal, you become responsible for them. When you have to resort to firing them, you should feel the biggest shame. Don't tame, don't hire, if you can't honestly say that you'll do your best to improve and help that person, while he helps you.

      If you have a job, that, once you step outside the door, you'd rather forget, it's a sorry world you live in. Unfortunately, in such a sorry world, you got the proper answer. Cut it off, switch modes, recharge, until next day, when your job is ready to suck all the energy out of you, all over again. What happened to people glowing at their jobs, putting their heart into it?

      Unfortunaely, there are some jobs, such as doctors dealing with terminally ill 5 year old children, where every minute of your job sucks all the energy you got out of you, 60 minutes an hour, 8 hours a day, every day. Or dealing with sexually molested kids. People working such jobs are heroes, and can even be forbidden for flying off the handle. There was a "Law and Order" episode on this, on MSNBC, where a doctor murdered a clown. Why? Because she cared about the welfare of kids. What nonsense? Listen to her arguments: Every day, all my life, I come to work, break my back trying to help these children, that I consider like my own, under my own care. And still, Petey dies, Lucy dies, Bobby dies, Maria dies. I fail, every day. They cry to me, ask me to help them, because they hurt very much, and I am powerless to do anything. And, here, out of nowhere, Mr. Clown comes to them, and talks to them about heaven, and they laugh with him, and ask him, will you be there in heaven with me? And he tells them yes, I will be. She ended up killing Mr. Clown, to be with the kids. Is she nuts, has she gone kookoo? You bet! You try to keeping your sanity doing a job like that.

      Life is not always dandy, but the massive majority of jobs should be possible to be made enjoyable, and if you can take some of it home, and put your heart into your function in society even while you drive, or before you fall asleep, your life should be a more fulfilling one.

    106. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Usually there is a law, in Michigan there is, or was a law that went something like all workers that work more than 10 hours per day or 40 hours per week get paid a minimum 1.5 the usual pay rate except purely executive, administrative, professional or clerical workers, which means most salaried are really salaried + overtime; the penalty for this misdemeanor is a $5.00 fine per occurence. Michigan is a "right to work" state which means you can work without joining a union, quit without cause or notice or be fired without cause or notice.
      The regulatory agency has some different regulations, and the legal system usually defers to the regulatory system.

      So the reality is you have to sue your boss, for damages which will be less than your lawyer's fee only to get fired.

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    107. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by llefler · · Score: 1

      I have read studies that show that the more expensive an IT project is, the more likely it is to fail.

      I think the "excess" failures are due to upper management "micromanagement". Usually, there is less upper management interference with small projects.


      Or it could simply be that, in general, the more expensive a project is, the larger it's scope. (and associated risk)

      If the project is just replacing the company's web presence, a screwup might just be wounded pride and a few more calls on the customer service line. But if you're replacing legacy systems with a CRM or ERP, you could be risking the company's financial health. The former isn't likely to make the news, it will simply get fixed and forgotten, the latter will get you compared to AT&T Wireless.

      You also have to take into account an individual's management capability. It's easy to manage an army of one. More $$$ on a project means more people to manage and more skill required to manage successfully.

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    108. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pssh. I'm pretty sure that if you are capable of committing a crime, you are capable of making a living. There have been times when that was not true, but all of them were due to massive food shortages or overpopulation. Neither is even remotely the case in America at the moment. When you can feed yourself (and have a healthier diet than most Americans) for about $100/month, and feed a family of four for maybe $250, minimum wage is plenty. You don't need a car, or insurance. $1k/month can raise a family of four even if they have to rent their home. The real crime is that due to government interference in the medical world, that family can't afford health care. If it was a free market they could afford competent health care (not the best, but competent) easily.

    109. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      My job has no overtime, and no middle-managers.

      There are 14 of us in my company, and my company's success is my success.

      I wouldn't have it any other way.

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    110. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      If you eliminate welfare then the people who can't make aliving will commit crimes.

      Then people robbing me will be shot, removing their burden from society. Problem solved.

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    111. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      That's OK for you, you had another job to go to. Most of us don't, we're lucky to have a job at all. Quitting or getting sacked would mean having the house reposessed and being homeless, and from then on no chance of ever getting another job, or anywhere to live.

    112. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Arren · · Score: 1

      The instant we quit laughing at the Lumbergh attitude,
      a third of us will suicide,
      a third will militarize,
      and a third will turn on, tune in, and drop out.

    113. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I don't understand people who refuse to socialize with co-workers. I can understand not wanting to talk shop, but I have had the pleasure to work with some great people that I enjoy seeing at and outside of work.

      That's alright for you, what about the rest of us who work in places populated nearly entirely with complete cunts? I don't want to socialise with them when I'm in work, let alone any other time. It would be like being at work again. Where exactly do you work where there are people there actually worth talking to?

      A man who's work is both his vocation and his advocation is truly blessed.

      What the hell does that mean? I put powder in bags for a living, I don't think I'm blessed. And no it's not cocaine.

    114. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the lawsuit that will never finish because they'll drag it out in court until you're bankrupt from legal fees.

    115. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Obviously there'd be redistribution. Otherwise those 80% of people would starve to death.

    116. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, newsflash, moving across the country only takes a bunch of money when you have a bunch of crap to move with you. Like an entire household worth of furniture. If you buy a greyhound ticket and take only what you can pack in a seabag it suddenly becomes amazingly affordable.

      Also, I'm pretty sure its illegal to shoot people for squatting. Darn sure, actually.

      I don't doubt that such a family would have to rent to begin with. Their prime directive should be owning their own land/home, but they could do it in time. Oh, and another thing. Kids used to work almost their entire childhood and learn their schoolwork at night. Nothing wrong with a family of four being a family of 3-4 workers, rather than 1 worker and 3 mouths. Child labor laws don't apply to family buisnesses.

    117. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      I'm going to agree with you on this one. I guess I just don't do enough activities that have little communities like bikers or clubbers. So, when I moved to someplace where I knew nobody, I made connections through people at work.

      You might hang out with a guy from the office, meet some of his friends, and get your start that way.

      It *may* be a bad idea to get too friendly with the boss, because it would hurt even more when they fire you/lay you off/close the position/whatever. But for your peers, I don't see a problem at all.

      Work is such a big part of our lives and to keep is seperated TOO much is a bad idea IMO. I think you'd end up resenting work even more. Going out for some beers after work on Friday allows you to get more familiar with the people you work with and it does help you get along when you return to the office. We're all in this shit together, we might as well enjoy each others' company as much as we can.

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    118. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Well, aren't you so great. Any reason we need to hear you brag about how you're in the 1% with a great job, and how you're so happy and so much better than the rest of us.

      Wrong line of work? The only wrong line of work is one which doesn't pay. Anything else is the right line of work. I don't like being a cog in the machine for 8 hours a day, but rather that than in the dole queue.

    119. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean "won't" not "can't" make a living.

    120. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the original article has been shown to be a hysterical misrepresentation of the original case. The submitter and Timothy tweaked it even more. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill!

    121. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      During review time, when they brought up their constant 60+ hours per week... management said "we never asked you to do that, you did that on your own".

      Did management assign tasks and deadlines which left an option? This is a common bullshit ploy borne of cowardice and culpable deniability, assign far more work than can posibly be completed in a week and leave it to the employee to find a way, unsupported. If they don't, dismissal and replacement demonstrates managers are willing to "do what it takes." Revolting, craven, bullshit.

    122. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before someone says "Rent in my city is $1200/month you insensitive clod!", I will point out that I never said you could live *anywhere* on minimum wage. You can't live in Beverly Hills on minimum wage and no one complains about that. Sometimes you just have to move to change your economic condition. It's something humans have been doing for thousands of years. Except now we sit around and complain and try to force other people to subsidize us.

    123. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Your position grants the employer...

      Actually, I didn't state a position, I only stated what I consider to be fact. There are differences between rights and privileges, but that doesn't by itself declare one to be better than the other. Not everything that is good in this world is a right.

      My opinion as to the morality of government intervention into private business practices is completely irrelevant to whether collective bargaining is or is not an unalienable natural right. The fact is that it is not.

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    124. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Forbidding fraternizing with a competitor is lousy but understandable. This crackhead company prohibits fraternizing with your own coworkers.

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    125. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Watts+Martin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I started looking for a new job after being with my last employer seven years. It took me 4.5 weeks from posting my resume to accepting an offer yesterday on a new job for 37% more money with equal benefits. Plus I had two other offers and a lot more interviews lined up.

      That you've had a relatively great experience with this doesn't mean that it's directly applicable to others, and it doesn't (necessarily) mean that people who don't bounce back into a new job in a month are doing something wrong in their job search. It may mean that you're exceptionally good at what you do and thus highly sought after. It may mean that you're really good at playing the job hunting game. It may mean that you're in a part of the country which has a good ratio of open jobs to job seekers. And, honestly, it may mean you had awfully good luck.

      The standard advice in job hunting is that you should expect to take about a month searching for each $10-15K of salary that you're seeking. I can't say my experience has directly matched that, since I haven't had permanent, full-time employment since mid-2002... just contract work. I've had *interviews* a lot, but I'm in Silicon Valley. At least through 2003, there were actually still a lot of open jobs out here (compared to where I'd lived before, Tampa Bay), but that's tempered by the fact that there are a lot of other desperate unemployed techs here. Positions that were $70-100K in 2000 are being advertised for $40-50K now and they'll get hundreds of applications.

      As for the "40 hour a week or walk away" thing, while I generally agree with the sentiment, it's very uncommon in the tech industry from what I've seen. At one of the contracts I was at, a canonical Silicon Valley startup company, I was getting definite vibes of being looked at as a slacker because I was only there nine hours a day. (My contract called for a per-week payment, prorated daily, so I didn't get overtime.) Again, if you're really good you can make a demand like that, but you'd better be so good that the employer isn't going to think, "Well, there's this other guy who's good enough for what we need and says he'll work 60 hours a week as long as we buy him pizza each night."

      I'm hoping to have about six months' of living expenses socked away if I can, which is closer to three months' salary on my current contract... which I'm not sure will last past three more months.

    126. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by beakburke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I know a lady who DOES support a family by working as a hourly worker at Walmart. She makes more than minimum wage, since she's been there probably 3-5 years. Admittedly, they don't live in a superexpensive metropolis. The family has one kid, lives in an apartment. Both she and her husband have student loans that they are paying off (he has been doing seasonal work). Yes, they have health insurance.

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    127. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Macadamizer · · Score: 1

      You make a very good point -- unfortunately, until a federal judge (or perhaps the Supremes) takes a look at this ruling, the contitutionality really isn't an issue. The congress, NLRB, or any other administrative body can pass whatever rules they want -- you'd like to think that they would consider the constitutionality of their acts, but mostly they don't -- it's not until the judiciary gets to review the ruling, act, law, etc., that the consitutionality gets determined...

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    128. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      saying they will replace you is a bluff 99% of the time. it costs far more to replace you then to just let you do your alloted hours and have the work done in that time. and if it's not a bluff, then i'd wager your better off working for someone else, because managment with that kind of shit attitude is a sinking ship

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    129. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      By your definition property itself is a privilege.

      I'm not denying that. I'm not agreeing either. This whole area is fraught with exceptions and pitfalls. Like public right of ways.

      My right to property exists at the expense of everyone else being able to go where they want.

      Only in terms of land property. Only land is a zero sum game. But even there you have many many ways of making pieces of the pie stretch to meet everyone's needs.

      Hmmm, are you arguing against my right to lock my door at night?

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    130. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      This is about a security firm telling its employees not to get chummy with the people they are supposed to be watching, i.e. client employees.

      This is common sense and nothing more.

      Reading anything more into this is exercise in fantasy.

    131. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Trust me, there are still businesses that value their employees because they realize happy employees are more productive.

      More importantly, employers realize that if they don't treat their employees well, the most productive ones will leave first, because they will have less trouble finding a new job. The least productive are likely to stay at the company because they will have lots of trouble finding a new job.

      Unions mean that the least productive employees ride on the backs of the most productive employees. Often, a union turns productive employees into unproductive employees, or the productive employees just leave.

      Keep in mind that if you belong to a union, you lose all power to bargain as an individual. If you are a valuable individual, this is bad. If you are not a valuable individual, this is good.

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    132. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Similar to how those automotive worker unions get fair wages at the expense of bankrupting their employer who cannot afford to compete in the market due having to inflate prices in order to cover their bloated employee overhead?

      Actually the US car industry has most recently been losing jobs to Canada. It turns out that Toyota finds it more profitable to operate in places that have a decent education system than low wage, low investment Alabama.

      Meanwhile high wage Costco has been rather more successful than its rival BJ.

      The real crisis facing the US auto industry is the cumulative result of under investment. For the past decade they have made huge profits churning out expensively priced 'SUVs' on assembly lines designed to build cheap lightweight trucks. Now they are being forced to compete against imported SUVs that are purpose designed buyers are asking why they should pay more for a US vehicle that drives like a truck rather than a vehicle with decent handling.

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    133. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, how is the Welfare system *Walmart's* fault!!?? And who is forcing these people to work at Walmart?

      Walmart was recently found to be illegally hiring foreign workers without visas to clean its stores. The contract prices were set well below minimum wage.

      Using illegal imigrants as cheap labor is unfair competition. Of course the Bush 'Justice' department agreed to drop the charges for a token sum and to provide advance notice of any future investigation.

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    134. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by grub · · Score: 1
      Considering that I've had sex with some of my co-workers in the past and (gasp!) even married one

      "Don't stick your dink in the company ink."

      I dated a handful of co-workers in the past. After the last time I said "No More". It makes it too difficult at work when things screw up in the personal side. Mind you, I said "No More" after each of them.

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    135. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Courageous · · Score: 1

      ... since when is it insubordination to insist on sticking to the contract?...
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      No normal working contract stipulates 40 hour work weeks. Usually you are simply "exempt" and the contract avoids time specifications. If it doesn't say, and you are "exempt," the boss gets to pick your hours. One of the reasons that they sometimes won't do this is that one of the things that qualifies the employee legally for exempt status is having a job that is based upon qualitative work product and not time expended.

      Specifically telling you how many hours you have to work takes them one step closer to illegally classifying you as exempt. If they get caught in an illegal qualification, they will owe you (and everyone else they abused in this manner) back pay for all overtime hours worked, according to hourly rules (time and half and what not). So they avoid it.

      But they don't have to. You may qualify on other grounds. Salary for example. After a certain dollar figure annually, you legally qualify as exempt, regardless of other consideration.

      C//

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    136. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Get a union or be a slave...

      Or be inexpendable ;)

    137. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All unions do is increase costs, this prices, to consumers.

      While YOU may feel that you're paying the employees who are on "welfare", if everything were unionized, the price of widgets will go up, so walmart will have to charge more, so you and I pay more so walmart can afford to pay those inflated salaries.

    138. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being that you are apparently such a raving prick it's possible that no one

      What, pointing out that for the vast majority of people out there the only friends they have after college are neighbors, churchgoers, or *gasp* coworkers makes me a raving prick?

      Man, remind me to never congratulate anyone again, asshat.

    139. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      what about the rest of us who work in places populated nearly entirely with complete cunts?

      Simple, don't make everyone else miserable by banning getting together and having a happy hour with coworkers.

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    140. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      "What happened in this case was that a security firm tried to stop their employees from organizing by prohibiting them from meeting outside work. It has nothing at all to do with professionalism or the image of the company. The only reason for the rules was to stop workers from organizing."

      Parent poster is right on target!

      One needs only to look at what the Bush administration has done with the TSA (Transportation Security Administration). The security personnel that were hired for airport security, as Federal employees, have made repeated attempts to organize/unionize under the aspices of the Federal Employees Union. This has been resisted by the Bush administration in the DHS, the courts, and in the Congress by threats to "privatize" the TSA workforce to civilian government contractors. Which IMHO is a major mistake, since it has been private security contractors hired by the airports that repeatedly failed FAA security checks prior to 9/11/2001, even to the point of prohibiting FAA investigators from stepping foot on airport property.

      The same administration attitude can be seen in the Bush White House budget for new US Border Patrol agents who are, by the way, already organized in a union. Bush requested money for 200 agents over the next five years, while a Congress sick of Dubya's "open borders" policies earmarked funds for an additional 2000 USBP agents.

      Dubya seems to prefer a cornucopia of funds for defense industry contractors, but little for actually increasing the number of Federal employees. The focus on contractors' high tech solutions has resulted in a $500 Million USD scanner for seaport detection of nuclear materials that is best suited to detecting clay-based kitty litter. And UAV's drafted into temporary service by the USBP for detection of illegal aliens crossing our borders, but not for the "boots on the ground" for actually interdicting such incursions.

    141. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by nysus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I guess all those workers in China who are now should just go and get a better job.

      You seem to not grasp the basic power struggle that has historically existed between capital and labor. Workers are always more powerless alone against management than when the work together.

      All the work freedoms you enjoy today, vactation, overtime, paid holiday, sick time, etc. were the direct result of legislative and workplace victories won by organized labor, not by people who, as individuals, went out to find better jobs.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    142. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by daigu · · Score: 1

      At my current job, I do not socialize with my co-workers. Why? The main issue is time.

      I have more work to accomplish in a given time frame than one person should be reasonably be expected to do, and in order to get it done and not spend more time at work than is necessary, I need to be efficient in getting my work done. I simply do not have time to waste. While I will spend some time talking with people for the sake of establishing relationships and trust, I wish people will just make a judgment about me from the work I do - which is really all that is relevant.

      For me, I'd rather have a few close relationships that are deep that have many than are less so. The people I have chosen to have these relationships with (and vice versa) do not happen to work where I do, and I do not have the room for any more without compromising the quality that I demand from my relationships.

      So, maybe look it from this perspective. I'm sure you are a great guy - but I don't need to know your children's names, the breed of dog you have or whatever else to work with you. How about just give me the benefit of the doubt, assume I am a busy person and work with me to get the job done - without demanding that I spend time getting to know the "real you". Honestly, I've just got too many other things to do. If you'll do that for me, I promise I'll do the same.

      Also, work isn't family. You can change your job anytime you want. Family is a commitment. It changes glacially, and it is a lifelong presence. Commitment makes all the difference, and I'd rather spend time building on the bedrock of commitment than the sifting sands of the work world.

      This isn't to say that you cannot find good friends at work - some of the people that I have close relationships I met at work. However, there are times in your life when you simply do not wish to socialize and your plate is full. You should respect that and not take it personally; it has nothing to do with you.

    143. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Stauf · · Score: 1

      We need to quit laughing at the Lumbergh attitude. As long as we laugh at it, we aren't taking it seriously, and it'll never go away.

      You're assuming it's a problem. Some people just have to learn when to say 'no'.

      Consider the cost to your employer to fire you and rehire someone who will come in on a Saturday. Consider how many people would simply not apply for a job that was upfront about '6 days a week'. Consider the cost to them if they have to fire you, hire someone else, and then have that person say no to working on Saturday.

      If that cost outweighs the cash they'd bring in if you worked an extra 8 hours per week, then in a very real sense, they can't afford to force you to comply.

    144. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't care, I won't work for them, but it doesn't bother me if they do that.

      And when they all do it? Don't cry to me about slippery slope either, thats what they said when the pension went away, with company health plans soon to follow at this rate.

    145. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition they should eat their children. Trim the excess population, and provide a cheap source of food. They could use the skins to make clothes. You are right, these people just aren't properly taking advantage of their resources.

    146. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No argument, but that is not the issue being discussed.

    147. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Saanvik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with what your bosses. I don't want you to tell me how long you work, I want you to tell me how much you got done.

      Also, don't complain about how long you're working unless I've asked you to work extra hours.

      If I ask you to do something and you say, "I can do that, but it's going to take some extra hours unless you don't want me to do this other thing" that helps me plan. I may at that time say, "Okay, I'll get someone else to do it", or I may say, "Can you work some extra hours?", or I may say, "If you can do that, I'll get you some comp time later", or I may even say, "If you'll put in that time, I'll make it worth your while". But if you don't tell me, I can't do any of that stuff.

      Look, I don't want anyone that works for me to get burnt out. I want them at the top of their game. If a person is working 60+ hours a week every week, they aren't at the top of their game. If you think you are, you're fooling yourself. Take a couple of short weeks and compare the quality (not quantity) of your work.

      Back on topic - I think this ruling sucks, and I think it violates the right to free assembly. When I'm on the clock, my boss expects me to do my job, and I can understand why they wouldn't want me to be flirting with that new cutie in Sales, but when I'm off the clock, I'm my own person.

      As a salaried employee my hours are not a set 9-5, so they are set by mutual agreement. If my boss wants that to include all the time I might be out drinking a beer or other non-work related activities, he'd better pay me a lot more than he is currently.

    148. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Taevin · · Score: 1

      That's true, and I'm not overly worried because if this is used against someone, they'll probably take it to court. Hopefully then a judge with a brain will laugh the employer out of court. What disturbs me though is this: The judge also concluded that the Respondent did not violate the Act... blah blah. The point being that apparently a judge ruled that this is okay. IMHO any judge, federal or otherwise, should have full knowledge of the constitution and its amendments (especially given that it's not even that large of a document).

    149. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by vinohradska · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Whoa - that sounds rough. My sympathies. I suppose you could always "disappear" [move to Thailand, or some such thing], but if you want to be near your kid then that option is out.

    150. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I think you're the exception. I had a similar experiece to the grandparent- I started looking, had a 30% raise on my new job in under 2 months, and would have had it quicker if I could have started immediately (some companies wouldn't interview me because I was waiting 3 months on a severance offer). 6 months is a worst case estimate for if you're very picky and unlucky.

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    151. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by jcr · · Score: 1

      They are united with the might of the US government, which has backed what they are doing.

      The US government is not a monolith. The idiots at the NLRB have fucked up, and as soon as this issue gets to any court the judge will point out the freedom of association in the constitution, and that will be that for this kind of rule.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    152. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Flamsmark · · Score: 1

      in the uk, it's 'unfair dismissal' or fraud, extortion, and in some, rare, cases attempted slavery.

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    153. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too often, "socialize with co-workers" means go out and drink, either in bars or at someone's house.

      For those of us who don't want to go to bars (cigarette smoke) or don't drink alcohol, it becomes very difficult to socialize unless there's some other factor - like, say, watching a game.

    154. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1
      t depends. If you're an hourly, non-salaried employee and your boss asks you to work off the clock, it's unequivocably illegal. If you're a salaried, professional employee who's considered 'exempt' from overtime, then you are expected to work overtime without extra compensation if requested to do so. However, in the US, I believe you have to be making like 90k as a programmer before you're exempt from overtime.

      Or, you could be like me, who was hired as a "less-than 20-hours-a-week," when over the course of the past year, including the school year, my average work week is 23.5 hours. I'm exempted from over-time, even if I have to stay a freak night because of security issues, until 8 or 9 at night, when the bank closes at 6, and I was hired to stay until 6:15. Because I was hired as any benefits, even though my average timecard puts me in the next category that gets sick time, vacation time, overtime, and benefits. If "equal pay for equal work" actually existed, I would be getting paid 8.25% more, and would have a hefty extra amount in my paycheck before I go to school for all of the hours that I've not used for vacation or sick time.

    155. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you really helped him!

    156. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
      ...for being stuck here working late nights on things that I shouldn't have to be, because other people failed in their duties.

      I've experienced this several times in the two years I've been at my job. It's usually due to upper management refusing to hire more help, or having an engineer on a project quit and expect me to come in and do both our jobs.

      Management claims they don't want to hire more bodies because if/when our volume goes down they'll have to let people go, and they don't want to have to do that. But the truth of the situation is it's making me a little resentful - having to work shitloads of hours so someone that gets paid to have the hard conversations with employees about a potential layoff won't have to do so.

      I have to admit, I've received nice raises, but there comes a point when I would rather have a normal day/week than get home at 8-9pm (like tonight). I'm also not sure if my raises reflect satisfaction in a job well-done, or are a way of saying "We think you're doing good...if we give you X amount more we think you could do better."

      Consequently, I've got monster open in another tab and I'm browsing.

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      Radio Shack. You've got questions...we've got blank stares(TM).
    157. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you *should* all be doing is:
      1) Read the whole contract.
      2) Make sure you're happy with it, e.g. make sure it says the number of yours per week you'll work.
      3) If you're not happy with it, discuss it with them and get them to modify it, e.g. so that it *does* state the number of hours you'll work.
      4) Then, and only then, sign it.

      So, simply, if it doesn't state the number of hours get it added... then they can no longer force you to work longer hours than you want to.

      Just because they hand you a piece of paper to sign doesn't mean you *have* to sign it... you can discuss it. Most employers will actually like it if you do (in my experience anyway) because they see that you think about that sort of thing - especially if you'll then be dealing with the companies contracts to do work for clients as they'll know that you'll be reading the contracts carefully and not getting them into sticky situations.

    158. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Not if you're contracted for 40 hours. The employer is breaking the contract by making you work more, so if they fire you for not doing it then they're the ones that get screwed over in the following lawsuit and wrongful firing charges.

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    159. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Interesting. You are proposing an instant execution of petty criminals. I am presuming you would not bother with such liberal concepts as charges, trials, juries and judges either. See somebody steal and then instatly execute them on the spot.

      I do have one question for you though. Would you be responsible for cleaning up the scene and getting rid of the body or would you leave that to the state? I mean once you have removed his head and mounted it on your wall there is still the rest of the body to dispose of and the blood to be cleaned up and everything.

      I suppose you could eat them like Dahmer did and keep other parts in the refrig so you can gaze upon them occationally to achieve stronger and longer lasting hard ons.

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      evil is as evil does
    160. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Forbman · · Score: 1

      You're obviously not a salaried employee.

    161. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Pole_Position · · Score: 0

      "i work with some extremely devoted co-workers. During review time, when they brought up their constant 60+ hours per week... management said "we never asked you to do that, you did that on your own"."

      I know how that is. That's the same management that'll tell you "You're not showing the proper dedication" if you *only* work the 40 hours you're 'supposed' to.

      I used to work at a gift shop at an airport. We sold overpriced "educational" gifts to people stupid enough to buy them. Among the things we sold were erasers, little ones of dinosaurs and junk like that. When inventory time came around I, an assistant retail supervisor, and my 'underlings' were ordered to count all the erasers. I remember counting something like 830 of them before the retail manager, standing over me, said "I can't believe you're really counting them all" with a smirk.

      After we finished, the retail manager, the retail supervisor and the CFO all went out for pizza & beers (without inviting us of course.) On our train ride back we (those not invited to anything) "associated in a brotherly manner" a.k.a. agreed the retail manager was a friggin' bitch.

      In an ideal world working for a company is a symbiotic relationship: the company provides you with a job and in return you do your best; everyone wins. Unfortunately in the real world it's not like that at all. Getting my first job over here in Japan put that into perspective real fast. Management treated us like dirt, like we should be grateful that they even hired us to begin with. Teachers called in sick whenever they wanted, and more than a handful quit by trashing their company-provided apartments and then called up from the States saying "Take this job and shove it."

      It is a 2-way street, but this foolish ruling is going to change that. It's going to be their way or the highway (er, pun not intended.)

    162. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The question isn't whether socializing with colleagues is a good idea, but whether employers should be able to make that decision for you.

      If they have this right, they could just as easily require 100% attendance at the thursday night bowling league and 9am sunday services in order to "foster the spirit of teamwork." I can see it now.

    163. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be "Don't dip your pen in the company's ink."

    164. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough I know a couple people who are living on hourly Wal-Mart wage who have health insurance as well, which confused me why people believe so strongly Wal-Mart doesn't take care of its people...

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      Increases in truth directly with the length of time spent explaining them
    165. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Interesting. You are proposing an instant execution of petty criminals. I am presuming you would not bother with such liberal concepts as charges, trials, juries and judges either. See somebody steal and then instatly execute them on the spot.

      No, I said someone robbing ME would be shot. Because the only way they can rob me is by threatening my life, meaning they deserve to die.

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      Maxim: People cannot follow directions.
      Increases in truth directly with the length of time spent explaining them
    166. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not in Silicon Valley anymore and that helps I suppose. I also choose each position with the goal of padding my resume with useful experiences. In response to an earlier post, I simply put my resume up onto Monster and Dice. I searched the listings on Dice and CL and applied for a few jobs (~20 each) with targeted emails. Some of them responded and I was interested in a couple of those. The rest of the opportunities were from recruiters contacting me from my resume on Dice and Monster.

      On each interview I stressed that my family was most important. If the vibe from the other side was wrong I asked deeper questions about rotations, hours and what the team does together during or after work. If it smelled like a sweatshop, I moved on.

      I may have been lucky. I would like to think that's not the case since I had to turn down jobs. Am I anything special? Nope. Guaranteed on that one. Hell, my wife would get a chuckle if she knew I was tooting my horn at all since I can't remember people's names once I walk out of a room.

      As I said before, if you are new to this you'll probably have to get a shit job. Most of us had them. If you're not new to this and you're not able to find a job in a good economy during Summer, think about changing your direction. You CAN have two resumes out there tailored to different careers. Go the Borders and read Who Moved my Cheese and think about where you're going. It's not Shakespeare or Nietzsche but if it makes you think...

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      _damnit_

      It's my job to freeze you. -- Logan's Run
    167. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by (negative+video) · · Score: 1
      Salaried also means they must not keep track of the hours. (US labor laws, look it up).
      Hardly. The US gov't requires its contractors to record all hours for billing purposes. If a salaried employee works 40 hours on a gov't contract and 10 hours on some other jog, at a cost of $3000 to the employer, the gov't will only pay $2400. (Under the usual contract, at least.)
    168. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      I've yet to work at a company that could find enough good workers, or that was willing to alienate the ones it had.

      Heh ... I guess you've never worked in academia!

    169. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Few people have strict contracts. The best they have are unilateral Employee Conduct manuals that are only given to them after they're hired and then forced to sign. They will always say that employees will be expected to work extra time in case of "emergencies".

      Funny how emergencies show up most days for salaried workers.

    170. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watching or protecting? If I needed protection I can tell you that I'd want that person protecting me to have a personal interest in me staying alive (in addition to just doing his job) rather than a protector who doesn't know that I have a wife and two small children.

      I know you'll respond that having a personal interest means the security guard will not be able to think clearly enough to be as effective as a non-personal guard. That's a big assumption. Do you think presidential bodyguards don't have a personal and emotional interest in protecting the president?

    171. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am all for Walmart closing down stores. Maybe then those people will be forced to think a little and maybe fill the gap with starting thier own buisness since there will be a vaccum created by the lack of the Walmart presence.

    172. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by AdamWeeden · · Score: 1

      I've seen it go the other way too. One worker gets ticked at the employer, and others follow them out of friendship, loyalty or whatever, and instead of losing one employee, the employer loses 2 or more.

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      I was quoted out of context in my autobiography...
    173. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      You didn't answer any of my questions. After you take the head and mount it on you wall what do you do with the rest of the carcass? If you get rid of the carcass then how will you achieve erections again?

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      evil is as evil does
    174. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      "Freedom of association" only applies to rules enacted by the government. The government can't force you not to fraternize with your co-workers, but a private company sure can.

    175. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, that must suck. I'm in Europe, in Finland. I get salary and my worktime is 37.5 h per week. If I have to come in and work during the weekend, I get almost one week worth of extra hours due to weekend days having a multiplier. Sunday has the highest multiplier if you've already worked full day on Saturday.

      Why don't you guys stand up to that kind of shit? Move to Canada, different company, or wherever. Your life is not work. Work is just a way of earning money to do what you want to do.

    176. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good lesson to those of us still in college, too -- don't get into a position where so much leverage is against you (economic, emotional, etc).

      That is, don't get married.

    177. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by TheCubic · · Score: 1

      I'm currently at month 4 of unemployment - It's been close a few times but don't quite have the magical five years experience that gets my foot in the door.

      > Keep 2 months salary socked away and your resume updated. Really. It is amazing how fast a good job can go downhill or disappear.

      I second that - the F. you money. It helps a lot if they beat you to the punch (in my case) and it becomes "i'm F.ed" money.

    178. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by montyzooooma · · Score: 1

      I've been in a position many times where I've made promotion reccomendations based on candidates ability to work as part of a team. That team includes management. If you regard the management as the enemy because they also have a job to do then it follows they are not going to regard you as their friend. Nor is the guy who goes that little extra necessarily spineless and weak. Have you thought they may have spotted an opportunity and have weighed up their own comfort against their career prospects and looking after their family? I'm happy you've found a system that works for you but you shouldn't generalise about other people.

    179. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Some sectors do expect some salaried jobs to be more than 40/week. Resturaunt managers are generally expected to work about 50.
          It used to be (not shure how the changes a while back effected this) that if you were salaried you had an 'effective' hourly rate, this was what you'd be paid as an hourly employee to get the same pay for the same hours (including 1.5 pay for everything over 40) and if you consistantly worked more than the hours used to figure this base pay they had to compensate you for the extra overtime. I think the timeframe used to figure this was quarterly.
          So if you made $600 a week for a 50 hour salaried job, but wound up working an average of 60 hours they owed you another 200/week for those hours. Of course in many cases if this happened they likely figured the extra 10 hours a week you were spending was because you were incompetent and couldn't do the job in the normal time, unless you had a good reason (such as boosting the bottom line more than proportionate for example).

      Mycroft

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    180. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happened in this case was that a security firm tried to stop their employees from organizing by prohibiting them from meeting outside work. It has nothing at all to do with professionalism or the image of the company. The only reason for the rules was to stop workers from organizing.
      Give the man a cigar. This is straightforward corporate power passing rules preventing bottom-up social structures from forming to challenge them. It's not aimed at the IT segment of the population (who, as poster points out, generally don't organize), it's aimed at lower-middle and lower class population (the majority, in case you hadn't noticed). Rules like this are de-humanizing and should be fought.
    181. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by jcr · · Score: 1

      The government can't force you not to fraternize with your co-workers, but a private company sure can.

      We'll see when it gets to court. I don't expect it to stand.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    182. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      "I know how that is. That's the same management that'll tell you "You're not showing the proper dedication" if you *only* work the 40 hours you're 'supposed' to."

      Yep. In the place I'm working at now, I used to get regular (unofficial) complaints from my boss that I was turning up "only" ten minutes before work started. Based on the fact I was paid to be there from 09:00 onwards, I asked exactly what the problem was.

      "You might be late one day" was the best he could do, followed by "other people in the department get here at 08:00 or 08:30. I have to come in at 07:30 every morning!".

      I had to point out that what he was neglecting to take into account, however, was that I have a life outside of work, and if anyone (in fact, one or two from a deparetment of about 8) was unstimulated enough to turn up to work an hour early because they have nothing else to do, that's their voluntary choice.

      And as regards his working day starting at 07:30, well, that's why he's a manager and probably on at least double the salary and perks I am.

      The best bit was when I got in at 08:55, sat down and started my computer, and he came and had a whinge. He pointed out that by the time I'd got in, sat down, got a cup of coffee and waited for my computer to boot it was after nine before I was ready to work.

      I pointed out that technically I'd got there five minutes early, I didn't drink coffee first thing in the morning, and my machine had been booted and waiting for me to work on it since 08:56. It was now 09:10, so in fact (phrased terribly, terribly carefully) I was fulfilling my contractual obligations, and he'd already cost me fifteen minutes working time by complaining unnecessarily.

      That was a fun conversation.

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    183. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Today's employees, and employers, for that matter, need to figure out how they're going to out-perform, out-think, and out-hussle the competition."

      Indeed. Employees do that by:

      Being motivated, giving their all, working hard and excelling at what they do.

      Unfortunately employers do that by:

      Downsizing and laying off staff, hiring "consultants" and instituting petty rules like the number of toilet-breaks allowed each day or banning cigarette breaks, treating their employees as faceless commodity-level drones and shipping off as much of the work as possible to third-world countries.

      Can you blame the younger generation for not wanting to sign up for that deal?

      You're coming (presumably) from a number of years ago, when there was the expectation of a single career arc, reward for your loyalty and a job for life.

      Kids in IT these days know they'll have to re-learn all their skills every couple of years just to stay ahead, they'll be treated like commodity units instead of valued team-members (like they're told they are), and they can be sacked in a heartbeat along with a thousand of their co-workers, just to preserve a few points on the company stock or to pay for the CEO's new solid-gold toilet seat in the executive washroom.

      The implied social contract is breaking down, and I don't think the kids started it.

      "The US is in an economic war that, given most of the attitudes I see today towards education and work, we're going to lose."

      Yeah. Unfortunately in your metaphor the companies and corporations are the arms manufacturers - they started it by playing off the US job market against the rest of the world, and they're the only ones to profit.

      The US economy goes down the tubes, and the workers themselves have no power to change shitty conditions. Meanwhile the companies (and the select few who run them) get slightly richer. Again, are you really surprised?

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    184. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Check your state laws. You may be mildly surprised.

      My state actually has been slowly cracking down on "mandatory overtime" as people report it.

      However, you may also find yourself sitting on a curb wondering what happened when the next guy in line takes your job.

      It's all in how you play it out.

      Have fun.

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    185. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      It's difficult to become financially independent, but your "pay the mortgage" boss can be countered with "sell the house". Not that you own it anyway, if you're paying a mortgage on it.

      If the average American "owns" a house only 7 years, they never really own much of anything, if you look at an amortization table for a 15 or 30 year home loan.

      Appreciation sometimes makes the rent a little cheaper, and depreciation makes it a little more expensive, but ultimately you're just borrowing the house from the financial institution.

      The only financial good that many people could use when "owning" vs. renting is by living there until it's paid off (rare), or by leveraging the fact that there are lots of financial institutions willing to loan you money against the appreciation, if any. Using that leverage wisely can result in assets that make you money, but 2nd mortgages are rarely used for such purposes.

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    186. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, but you volunteered by joining the military. I hate to sound unsympathetic, but you chose that route.

      What we're talking about is the general decay of workers rights. We didn't voluntarily give up those rights - they're being taken from us, so your analogy is pretty irrelevant (unless you were conscripted, which I doubt)...

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    187. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      We noticed you left out: "If you do this this time, I'll spend my weekend working on next year's budget to make sure we're staffed appropriately for the work at hand."

      I ever hear a boss say that, I'll follow him into hell.

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    188. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by NateTech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The strongest Unions are in work roles where the job takes many years to learn to do correctly and the employee is already valuable simply because they know how to do a very specialized job.

      IT won't ever unionize because at least at the lower tiers, anyone can learn to do most of our jobs.

      The only thing keeping many people away from my job is me telling them stories of late night maintenance windows done while they sleep and the every so often poor planning by middle managers who are in many ways even more replaceable by "anyone" as I am in a technical worker role.

      We know a little, and with a few years under our belts, we have some experience others simply can't get.

      Most managers literally know nothing that wasn't already taught to the graduates of any business school.

      The trick is, if you have to work for a boss, and you happen to stumble into one that is actually using their skills to get obstacles out of your way and is making your life better in some way -- get behind 'em and push... they'll take you for a better overall experience than the dime-a-dozen bozos that make up the majority of their peers.

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    189. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      It's not just the SUV's. It's the powerplants, and the drivetrains, and the safety equipment, and just about everything else in a car.

      They got complacent. I bought a VW with a diesel engine and get 45-50 MPG highway, that also handles like it's on rails at 100 MPH, and corners like a much more expensive sports car, and friends and co-workers gape in wonder...

      People get complacent too, and don't search for alternatives in areas of their lives that give them trouble.

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    190. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Your mind and your personal life outside of work are your own. Don't let your
      > paycheck fool you into thinking otherwise.

      Your life at work are your own, as long as you are doing your job. I'm suprised more people don't join unions. This is bullshit and if workers - from all sectors, not just IT or grunt work or whatever - simply joined a group that said "we're not going to tolerate this" then it'd simply go away.

    191. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      The strongest Unions are in work roles where the job takes many years to learn to do correctly and the employee is already valuable simply because they know how to do a very specialized job.

      Where do you get this impression? The strongest unions that I can think of off the top of my head are the UAW and the Teamsters. That's unskilled assembly work and truck driving, two things that can be learned in a very short time. In the case of the UAW, it can be learned within an hour for any given job.

      Union strength is not based on how skilled the workers are, but the damage to the industry if the workers stop working. If a skilled craftsman union goes on strike, it can mean everything or nothing. Everything, if it brings the industry (or particular company) to a halt, nothing if there are non-union workers perfectly able to fill their roles and the company is able to hire them.

      I think, in the recent past, what unions don't understand is that they are dependent on companies to support them. Currently, especially for unskilled labor, there is a huge labor pool both within and outside of the country. The only reason the UAW survives is because they have an agreement with the US automakers that they'll use union labor. Non-US automakers have no such problem and use non-union labor, even in the US.

      Even skilled labor unions, such as the boilermakers and electricians, are about the same level as basic IT workers when it comes to actual "skill" in my experience. Unions were originally created to give workers a reasonable standard of living. They are no longer needed for this reason as things like the minimum wage (which I think is too low) and various labor laws cover this. This is where the unions really lost power. Companies had to be legislated against because they were breaking unions since unions harmed their bottom line. This was supported by the government because without unions company working conditions were horrible. This is no longer the case.

      The problem has fallen into the unions' laps now. Companies, if there is no agreement to hire only union labor, can hire outside the union without a problem. For the union to keep their power, they have to make sure the available labor pool will actually join the union, which has led to a number of intimidating union tactics against their own potential members.

      I doubt that unions will be able to survive a whole lot longer. Unions would have to expand their influence across country boundaries to every place their work could be done and gain the membership of the majority of their labor pool.

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    192. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because the only way they can rob me is by threatening my life, meaning they deserve to die.

      If you don't reply -- logged in, so I know it's you -- agreeing to paypal me $50.00 I'm going to kill you and your wife and eat your children. In the alternative case -- in which you execute me summarily -- you end up in Prison. WHERE'S THE JUSTICE????

      p.s. I mean it. Reply your agreement quick, I'm already off to the market for a whole lotta' tobasco sauce...
    193. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Thank you for further proving you've got no real argument to fall back to. :)

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    194. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Deideldorfer · · Score: 0

      Ah. Well then I suppose we should go ahead and have a little talk.

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    195. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      So? Maybe that needs to happen.

      Happiness in slavery is a sucker game.

    196. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I know that, but there are people that don't, and that aren't in positions to tell their bosses to fuck off.

      The /. thing to say in response to that is that these put themselves in that position so it's their responsibility to get themselves out. That's beside the point.

      Sooner or later everyone that works white-collar ends up in that position, unless they're born wealthy. They have no real choice to say no, because they can't afford to lose the job; maybe the market's bad in their area, they have a new baby, etc. The more success employers have with tactics like this, the more they will use them, until they are the norm and not the exception, and saying no won't be an option.

      Sure, Lumbergh seems absurd to us at this point, that's what they want you to think. That there's no way in hell this could ever happen. Then you wake up, and it's saturday, and you have to be at work at 9.

    197. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by spun · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I just had a week long debate with another slashdotter over this very issue. You are right, it is fraught with exceptions and pitfalls. Yes, only in terms of land and natural resources, no one can deny that a person should be entitled to the fruits of their labor, and that coercion should never be used by anyone or any group to take the fruits of someone's labor, essentially enslaving them.

      I'm not arguing your right to lock your door. Lets just say I'm trying to point out that by your definition property ownership itself (in the terms we agree too, land and natural resources) is not a basic right, it is a privilege granted by society, and as such, that privilege may come with certain restricitions imposed by society in return for society granting it.

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    198. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by shess · · Score: 1

      Of _course_ career centers see an average of 4-6 months. People who walk out one door and in another generally don't use career centers. It's the people who've already been looking for two months that they're counting.

    199. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Arren · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't necessarily argue with that!

      Remember that my parent post was tongue-in-cheek!

    200. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1

      You're right, I am the exception. I have the charisma and skillset to get pretty much any job that I am interested in. That's why I only applied for one job and I got it. This is not the case for most people, as most people are average and don't routinely blow away their peers in interviews.

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    201. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try and separate your family/personal life

      "Try to separate".

    202. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they pay you

      "If".

      i work with

      "I".

      hours per week... management said "we never

      'week. Management said, "We'.

      do that, you did

      "that; you".

      you cant stand
      the rest of us cant

      "can't".

      doesnt mean that

      "doesn't".

      To the Slashdot editors and coders:

      Slashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

      It's been 10 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment

      Chances are, you're behind a firewall or proxy, or clicked the Back button to accidentally reuse a form.


      No, I'm not behind a fucking firewall or proxy, and I didn't click my fucking "Back" button. What happened was that you fucking idiots don't fucking tell me in advance (when I fucking click the fucking "Reply to This" link) how fucking long I have to fucking wait to fucking post. Instead, you wait until I have composed my reply and try to submit it, and only then do you tell me that I should have waited longer. This is totally fucked up. If I didn't have ad blocking turned on, I would email your advertisers and complain about how you treat people who post anonymously when they post useless crap because they are afraid to compromise their kharma.

      Oh, and when the fuck are you going to fix the punctuation in your obnoxious message ("It's been X minutes since you last successfully posted a comment" should end with a period/full stop, you stupid motherfucking hamster fondlers)?

      Please note that the above is meant to be friendly helpful criticism. Please interpret it in that spirit. Thank you.

    203. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by qeveren · · Score: 1

      And... if they decide not to take the risk, and simply kill you first?

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    204. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Alphi1 · · Score: 1
      Hogwash. If you are paid hourly, then you should be compensated for the number of hours you work. If you are salaried it is your duty to do your job. If it takes you more than 40 hours one week, so be it. If it takes less than 40 hours per week, then such is life.

      The problem is, the mentality of most employers, is the first half of that (if your job takes more than 40 hours, so be it), and not the second half.

      Their mentality for the second half is usually towards the idea "if your salaried job takes less than 40 hours, then you need more work/responsibility to bring you up to (and beyond) the magical 40 hour mark".

      Personally, my job is only about 10% customer service, and 90% work that I could do from home (if they'd let me). But they require me to be at my desk before 7:45 am, and not take more than an hour lunch, and not leave before 4:45 pm.

      Period.

      In other words, if I decide to come in early, I can do that, but I'm not even allowed to then LEAVE early. Heaven forbid that I leave when my "job" is done. If/when I get to a point that my job is done, I'm expected to find more work to take up my mandatory 40+ hours.

      In fact, now that I think about it, their main reason for the rigid schedule is the 10% of my job that is customer service. Of course, I could easily just have customers leave me voice mail, and I could make a committment to check that voice mail every 2 hours (during business hours) and still have speedy turnaround time.

      So in other words, that's no reason for me to sit here working the hours *THEY* specify.

    205. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare UAW or Teamsters (both of which are headed in downward membership numbers as the companies they work for move more and more infrastructure overseas or are gobbled up by overseas competitors with cheaper labor costs) to NATCA*, for example.

      *National Air Traffic Controller's Association

      NATCA is leveraging salaries pushing well into six-digit figures for its members, even as the number of workers is getting lower by attrition. In fact supply and demand are in their favor unless privatization takes hold, which I don't think the Aviation industry will ever truly embrace.

      People in the job are trained for six-eight years on the job before they're even "fully qualified" to do the job.

      I agree with your assessment that IT workers compare favorably with Unions like the IBEW and Ironworker's Unions today -- because our industry has no standards of measurement.

      Show me two guys with the same ackronyms on their resume and you simply can't tell them apart until you resort to "tough interviews".

      I think that analogy falls apart pretty rapidly, so I won't push it too hard. ;-)

      One area where IT Unionization (not something I'm condoning or fighting for in ANY way, as I'm too personally-independant to want that) would do for the industry, I think -- is to set some real standards of certification for IT workers.

      But perhaps that's a pipe dream. The IT world is so complex, and not only that we LIKE people to THINK it's more complex than it really is, juding by how we seem to gather this aura of amazing "guru-ness" about "all things computer", even if the last computer we worked on was a PDP-11.

      "Hey, you're a computer guy..."

      I also think that's the major stumbling block to unionization of IT -- getting that ball rolling to have real certification levels that can be tied directly to expected revenues out of a particular experience-level and knowledge-level IT worker. In fact, I think it's nigh impossible.

    206. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Great comment... too bad it's not high enough up to see any moderation.

      The implied social contract is breaking down, and I don't think the kids started it.

      I keep hearing about a "social contract", mainly from older books and people. It sounds like a nice idea in theory, but implies a level of altruism and commitment I really don't see coming from the leaders (business and govt.) of our country.

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    207. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by boots@work · · Score: 1

      Otherwise you'll get an inky dink. Try explaining *that* to the wife.

    208. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by shmlco · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "You're coming (presumably) from a number of years ago, when there was the expectation of a single career arc, reward for your loyalty and a job for life."

      Hardly. And I'm not talking about loyalty, but enlightened self-interest.

      It's in your best interests to go that extra mile. If you don't stay competitive, then your job will fall to someone who does. If your company fails to stay competitive, then it, and your job, again will again fall to someone that does.

      GM just closed a plant in NJ and laid off 8,000 workers who were "suprised" at the move. Officials, however, were quoted as saying, "It was not a suprise. We told the workers again and again that the plant wasn't competitive, that it was losing money, and that they could not keep demanding wage increases and more benefits for less work. No company can continually operate at a loss."

      As India and China come into the mainsteam, the number of people who want to do and can do your job is increasing almost geometrically. The internet is giving them the access to do so. And unfortunately, their cost-of-living lets them do it for less money. Should you be worried?

      And personally, I think the consumer is as much to blame as the corps. Consumers demand and flock towards cheaper goods. Company "A" opens a plant in China and can now sell the same goods 30% cheaper. People buy them. What really, when you think about it, does company "B" do now when they start losing sales? Go out of business? Or do the same and reduce their costs to match?

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    209. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      >> I've been in a position many times where I've made promotion reccomendations based on candidates ability to work as part of a team.

      In most situations, putting in unpaid time isn't teamwork. It's giving management something for free. They won't respect you for it and will come to expect it in the future.

      >> If you regard the management as the enemy

      I never said that. In fact I have people under me. Some of the time, I'm saying "no" on their behalf rather than mine. Any negative reaction falls on my head not theirs. I'm comfortable with that. Protecting your team is part of the job. My managers expect it from anyone in a leadership role.

      So far as your initial comment about basing promotion on "team work" you should re-evaluate what you consider team work. Saying "yes" to everything isn't team work. I've seen promotions based on choosing the biggest ass-kisser for the job. They frequently end up being the ones short on skill and short on work ethic when the crunch hits.

    210. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I just want to know what you are going to do with the carcass after you have killed somebody who you thought was stealing from you that's all. Why don't you answer that question?

      I don't walk around saying I am going to kill human beings, you are. So what comes next after you kill them.

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    211. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they can't.

      If my boss told me who to associate with after work hours I'd tell them to shove it up their asses.

    212. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You stated your opinion. A fact is something that is measurably true.

      And yes, your opinion was wrong.

    213. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Tell your boss to *read* up on the actual laws.

      While they don't require a restriction to a 40 hour work week, that is to be an exception. Also, the converse applies. Let's say you put in 50 hours one week, and decide to take 10 hours off the next, your *boss* cannot make you take 10 hours of vacation, as you are salaried and are not tied to a 40 hour work week.

          They are not allowed to have it both ways.

      Most state laws that were written by other than corporate goons support this give and take methodology.

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    214. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Lol, 2 months salary is your wifes wedding ring. You should save as much as possible. A minimum of 20% plus maximizing your IRA/401k is the least one should do. Then you can put your money where your mouth is about starting your own business. Just remember like in life, underspend and overdeliver (easier said than done).

    215. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      There's no "thought" about it. If someone walks up w/ a knife and demands my wallet they're robbing me. Once they're good and dead it's time to call the police and fill out a lot of paperwork about a failed robbery and a permanently out-of-work robber.

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    216. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      Then I'm just shit out of luck, aren't I? :P

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    217. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      How about this response "You don't like our corporate policies, then quit. Someone else will do your job. Have fun paying the mortgage."

      How about this response "I'm perfectly willing to entertain generous severence packages, and am also willing to collect unemployment while suing you for wrongful termination should you choose to fire me."

      A company gets from me what they pay for; nothing less, and definately nothing more. I do my job to the best of my ability for the number of ours they're willing to pay for. Anything more than that comes out of my personal time with my wife and daughter, and that comes at a premium. Note, though, that I haven't yet refused overtime, but nor have I worked for anyone who was dickheaded enough to expect it at no extra cost.

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    218. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      "I'm perfectly willing to entertain generous severence packages, and am also willing to collect unemployment while suing you for wrongful termination should you choose to fire me."

      Oh silly, you haven't heard of "employment at will". they can fire you for any reason except the wrong reason. Oh and get this, they don't even have to give you a reason. And firing you for not following corporate policies is not the wrong reason. Remember, the wrong reason is pretty much extensively based on discrimination (race, religion, if your pregnant, etc).

      A company gets from me what they pay for; nothing less, and definately nothing more

      You know it is a shame that you feel you should not give 110% at your company. I am sure you do not always give 100% (that is impossible) but to not even desire to give 110%. When i was in college, I worked in banking. I hated banking, but you know what I always gave 110% and was always in the top 3 best employees in the region. I guess I just have a better work ethic then you do. That doesn't mean I will let a company abuse me - and I have told companies to get lost, but every company I have left in the past five years has told me I am welcome to come back anytime I want.

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    219. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Oh silly, you haven't heard of "employment at will"

      I've heard of it. In the real world, it does not mean you are helpless before your all-powerful corporate masters. Grow a backbone and stand up for yourself. And by the way, most companies really don't want to fire you. Your unemployment benefits cost them money. That's why they tell you to quit.

      You know it is a shame that you feel you should not give 110% at your company. I am sure you do not always give 100% (that is impossible)

      You dumbass. Giving 100% is impossible, but you should always give 110%? Have a little more kool-aid...

      I guess I just have a better work ethic then you do.

      I guess I just have a better life ethic than you do. You see, my top priorities are being a good father and husband. Being a good employee is at best third, and working overtime is in direct conflict with the things that are most important to me.

      Any boss who doesn't respect that doesn't deserve (and in most cases won't get) the most out of their employees.

      every company I have left in the past five years has told me I am welcome to come back anytime I want.

      Same here.

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    220. Re:Why are we allowing work to control us? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      And how our conversation went from intellectual to derogetory. What a waste.

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  2. Wife, please read this article! by bigwavejas · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wife and I are employed at the same company... Does that mean I don't have to talk to her anymore afterwork? Thank you NLRB!!! I'm soooo shot-gunning two beers tonight and watching ESPN.

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    1. Re:Wife, please read this article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      and a bonus...you won't have to get up off the couch to go to bed ;-)

    2. Re:Wife, please read this article! by Trigun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or to work. You might want to turn over every six episodes of Friends to prevent yourself from melding into the couch though.

    3. Re:Wife, please read this article! by Daniel832US · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe you could fall under an exemption for a pre-existing relationship (something like a "My baby's Daddy" clause)

    4. Re:Wife, please read this article! by lurch_ss · · Score: 1

      Thank God they seem to have fixed the mod system so you could get +5 for this. I laughed especially hard at the signature.

    5. Re:Wife, please read this article! by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      What it probably means is that your company doesn't have one of these policies. The writeup makes it sound like this is a new law for all employees but it isn't. It's just that the NLRB has decided not to declare the policy of a particular employer to be illegal.

    6. Re:Wife, please read this article! by DuctTape · · Score: 1
      My wife and I are employed at the same company... Does that mean I don't have to talk to her anymore afterwork?

      No, but it means that if she sleeps with a co-worker, you'll be the last to know, and everyone else will, which will make work that much more fun for everyone but you. Seen it happy too many times. Best to keep your professional and personal lives separate.

      Oh yeah, if there's a company-wide layoff or a site closure, it would truly suck if you lost both incomes.

      DT

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  3. Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why do you call the U.S.A the "land of the free"?

    1. Re:Remind me... by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Bad habit.

      :(

    2. Re:Remind me... by multiOSfreak · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't mind that. It's just an unfair stereotype.

    3. Re:Remind me... by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because this ruling was very specific and in a single case, and only applied to dating or fraternization off-duty with clients or coworkers while in their work uniforms.

    4. Re:Remind me... by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because this ruling was very specific and in a single case, and only applied to dating or fraternization off-duty with clients or coworkers while in their work uniforms.

      Still, just wearing a work uniform should not be a pretext for an employer to control his/her employees' behavior. If they employer does not like what his/her employees do in their uniforms, they have to right to take the uniforms away (i.e. require that they are stored on sight) or to fire the employees. Employers should not have any control over their employees' behavior off the clock.

    5. Re:Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because that is what rush limbaugh says we should call it, so we do. also if you are familiar with the writings of the christ of judea you should know that rush is never wrong. god bless america and god bless us every one

    6. Re:Remind me... by Mudcathi · · Score: 1

      I imagine Mickey, Donald, and Pluto will be very disappointed to hear this news.

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    7. Re:Remind me... by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > Because this ruling was very specific and in a single case, and only applied to dating or fraternization off-duty with clients or coworkers while in their work uniforms.

      [Emphasis added by previous poster]

      In other words, naked fraternization or dating of clients and co-workers is now officially sanctioned!

    8. Re:Remind me... by MisterMurphy · · Score: 1

      While in their work uniforms? What, so those of in a business casual office can't fraternize with our coworkers while wearing clothes?

      Huh, I never knew those NRLB guys were so free spirited.

    9. Re:Remind me... by v1 · · Score: 1

      That's a relief - I was assuming it just applied to anyone, anywhere, anytime. It makes sense that a company would have some say over what you do while in uniform. Rather than saying what the comapny can tell you that you have to do while in uniform, it would be better to look at this where the company can tell you to take OFF the uniform before you are considered on your own time, and at that point do as you please.

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    10. Re:Remind me... by sarragorn · · Score: 0

      america has the most perverse social controlling system which in the end makes the subject like he/she is acting of his own will.

      sure this is a long and boooring story which has been discussed one too many times ..

      and look. for that sarcastic yet true remark u got moderated TROLL !
      Q.E.D.

      so slashdot ... it's really not worth the tradeoff to be an american citizen anymore as it's been shown over and over... really.
      but u can make a step in the right direction by at least accepting that openly.

      u are people first and foremost. not americans. the rest is bullshit.

      ceausescu.

    11. Re:Remind me... by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With one exception...if you decide to wear my company uniform off the clock, you had better be on your best behavior. If you get in a fight with someone, throw a drink at a client (even though you didn't know it was a client), go make comments on the news then yes I have a right to get upset with you and fire you. Take the uniform off and then do whatever you please.

      That is acceptable. I do not believe that it is acceptable for an employer to tell me who I can or cannot hang out with. I do agree that a boss should NOT date/see/sleep with/marry a subordinate. This has proven time and time again to be bad news for EVERYONE.

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    12. Re:Remind me... by ad0gg · · Score: 3, Funny
      "... coworkers while in their work uniforms. "

      Dammit their goes my dream of working at a strip club so i can have sex with the dancers after hours. Have to tell them to keep their clothes on so we don't get fired.

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    13. Re:Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the ruling?
      The portion regarding fraternization has NOTHING to do with the portion discussing "distribution of literature" while in uniform

    14. Re:Remind me... by sykjoke · · Score: 1

      As the saying goes, if you keep on repeating a lie sooner or layer someones going to start believing it.

      It's a bit like saying you had a choice in the last presidential election and democracy represents the will of the people.

    15. Re:Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's a pretty good pretext. When you're in uniform, you are representing that company.

      Let me put it this way, and I'm assuming you're a fan of Linux, but if you aren't, just pretend you are for a sec. How would you feel if you were attending a computer conference, and after it ended for the day, you went out to grab some dinner, and you saw some guys wearing Tux t-shirts and acting like total jackasses? You'd be pretty upset, I bet, because you'd think they were hurting Linux's reputation by wearing those shirts and acting like they did. Doesn't matter a whole lot that they may or may not be developers or associated in any official way with Linux, the damage will be the same.

      Just an analogy, FWIW.

    16. Re:Remind me... by jjr1 · · Score: 1

      Ha, maybe porn movie producers can now ban their stars from visiting nude beaches as they're doing it while in their work uniforms.

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    17. Re:Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uniform
      adj.

      1. Always the same, as in character or degree; unvarying.
      2. Conforming to one principle, standard, or rule; consistent.
      3. Being the same as or consonant with another or others.
      4. Unvaried in texture, color, or design.


      n.

      1. A distinctive outfit intended to identify those who wear it as members of a specific group.
      2. One set of such an outfit.

    18. Re:Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...only applied to dating or fraternization off-duty with clients or coworkers while in their work uniforms.

      Married co-workers, both employed by Disneyworld, one dressed in a Mickey costume and one dressed in a Minnie costume... Oh forget it. I better not mention the other couple dressed as Donald and the Little Mermaid...

    19. Re:Remind me... by MisterMurphy · · Score: 1

      2. Conforming to one principle, standard, or rule; consistent.

      You mean, like the rule of "business casual"?

    20. Re:Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm on the clock in uniform, I want paid for it too.

    21. Re:Remind me... by ThatDamnMurphyGuy · · Score: 1
      With one exception...if you decide to wear my company uniform off the clock, you had better be on your best behavior



      That depends. Did your employer loan you the uniform, or make you purchase it. If you purchased it, all bets are off.

    22. Re:Remind me... by br00tus · · Score: 1

      The ruling says workers can never meet outside of work while in work uniforms, yes, but more importantly it says workers can not socialize together outside of work whether or not they are wearing their uniforms. This is why this is a big deal. Workers are only allowed to go to union meetings, and only are because there is a law that says workers are allowed to (there's no law protecting socialization). And they can't go to the meetings in work uniforms, due to a rule against that. So you are just spreading FUD.

    23. Re:Remind me... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Take the uniform off and then do whatever you please.

      And I assume you'll be paying me to change at work?

      I can't stand companies that require uniforms to begin with, but fuck you if you think I'm going to waste an hour every day driving home to change before doing anything on my own fucking time.

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    24. Re:Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Still, just wearing a work uniform should not be a pretext for an employer to control his/her employees' behavior


      Jeeezus titty-fucking-christ.

      Put on a pair of Levis before going to the bar with the guys and deal with it.
    25. Re:Remind me... by seriesrover · · Score: 1

      come on, thats using common sense to the subject and completely ruins the big bad corporate bashing that is going on.

    26. Re:Remind me... by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Why do you call the U.S.A the "land of the free"?

      We have freedom of speech, even if that speech is false, exaggerated, or misleading. (See article.)

    27. Re:Remind me... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Why do you call the U.S.A the "land of the free"?

      In part because we allow employers and employees to enter into consentual employment contracts such as this one.

    28. Re:Remind me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The land of the fee, the home of the slave - ladies and gentlmen, I present... The Police States Of America!

    29. Re:Remind me... by setantae · · Score: 1

      So that still qualifies as "free", does it?

    30. Re:Remind me... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Where do you get this logic from? Just because you own the uniform does not mean you can act how you please while wearing it. You are expected, and do have a moral obligation, to act within certain boundries while wearing that uniform. You misbehaving could cause harm to the company - will you pay them for that?

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    31. Re:Remind me... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Change in the bathroom at work. It takes you all of five minutes. So stop exaggerating so you can curse. And stop being an asshole behind your veil of anonymity.

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    32. Re:Remind me... by ThatDamnMurphyGuy · · Score: 1

      Because there are cases on the books in which the employers lost rights because they made the employee buy the clothing. At that point, it's the employees property; not the employers. I'm not saying that is the end of the discussion, but it will weaken any control they try to assert in some situations.

  4. Nope. by op12 · · Score: 1

    Can they really stop you from talking with your cubicle neighbor on the bus home, if they can't even stop you from reading Slashdot while on the clock?

    Not a chance.

  5. WHAT! by hoka · · Score: 4, Funny

    So wait, they are going to ban my drinking! What next, no more vodka shots during breaks? Then what, they are going to replace the coke and rum dispenser with WATER!? THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!

    Oh wait, what was TFA about again?

    1. Re:WHAT! by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      I used to work at a place where we had a fridge full of beer, with the rule that drinking was only allowed after 5pm.

      We then changed the rule so that it could be after 5pm in any time zone in the world.

    2. Re:WHAT! by austad · · Score: 1

      I worked for a large ad agency that advertised for beer and liquor companies. We could drink anytime we wanted, and it was all free. No one ever overdid it and people were pretty responsible.

      It all comes down to the fact that if you treat your employees like children, they will act like children. Everything was pretty lenient there, and short of one guy getting busted with kiddie porn, we didn't have any problems. Turns out he didn't get it from the net either (so the unfiltered net argument holds no merit), he took it himself.

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    3. Re:WHAT! by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      I see you work for United Airlines...

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    4. Re:WHAT! by lordsid · · Score: 1

      wrong. it is entirely dependent on the quality of people you have hired. if you offered free beer and liquor to a kitchen full of cooks they would all be drunk by the end of the shift. the diference between a kitchen and say a law firm is the people in a law firm are going to be much more careful with their professional status compared to someone with a throw away job like a cook.

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    5. Re:WHAT! by Physics+Nobody · · Score: 1

      Um...that really depends on the cook. And the law firm, for that matter.

      Who says lawyers are necessarily more mature than cooks? That seems like a pretty inane statement to me.

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  6. Board makeup by lastchance_000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Interesting that the dissenting board member was the one appointed by Clinton. The others were appointed by the current president.

    1. Re:Board makeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oooh let's politicize fucking EVERYTHING! INTERESTING!!

      Get real.

    2. Re:Board makeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current administration is purely an employer-friendly administration.

      This IS politics, you dip. Why do you think labor organizations get involved in politics?

    3. Re:Board makeup by daveschroeder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, it is interesting (since you're the one politicizing it) that the Clinton appointee thought it was just fine for Guardsmark employees to date and/or get "overly friendly with" clients and co-workers while in their work uniform.

      Since, you know, that was the crux of the entire ruling: not that employees couldn't fraternize on their own time, but that employees couldn't do whatever the fuck they wanted while still in their Guardsmark uniform, implying that they are official representatives of Guardsmark.

      Of course, since President Clinton himself had no problem with that sort of thing, I imagine it is "interesting".

    4. Re:Board makeup by Intron · · Score: 1

      The only reason the NLRB exists is to protect the rights of workers to band together and form unions. I've known someone fired for union organizing. His supervisor kept a nazi helmet on his desk. Management wasn't very sympathetic to complaints. We finally did organize and struck. I got a new job during the strike and never looked back.

      If you don't think this is political, you need some mental Drain-O.

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    5. Re:Board makeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yeah, it is interesting (since you're the one politicizing it) that the Clinton appointee thought it was just fine for Guardsmark employees to date and/or get "overly friendly with" clients and co-workers while in their work uniform.


      Actually, I would expect a Clinton appointee to get be pretty sensitive about this, especially if the uniform is a blue dress. It isn't fair to expect empoyers to pay for getting those stains out.

    6. Re:Board makeup by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Does a blue dress with Chief Executive spoo on it count as a uniform?

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    7. Re:Board makeup by br00tus · · Score: 1

      As I stated before, you are giving incorrect information. All co-workers are forbidden from all fraternization except for union matters, since the NLRA says workers are allowed to meet to discuss union matters. But workers are not allowed to meet to discuss union matters wearing their uniform. You are talking about this, and completely ignoring the real issue, that workers are not allowed to socialize with each other, and can only go to union meetings or discussions of whether to form a union together, if they're not in uniform. And the only reason why this can happen is because a law exists on the books that protect the rights of unions to discuss union business (but no rights exist for worker fraternization).

    8. Re:Board makeup by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 1

      You are, to be blunt, wrong.

      Subsection B of the ruling relates to "The Fraternization Rule". Subsection C relates to "The No-Solicitation-in-Uniform Rule".
      These are separate issues ajudicated in one ruling. No where in the ruling does it state that the off-duty fraternization prohibition is related to the uniformed state of the employee.

    9. Re:Board makeup by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      There were several sections to the ruling. One of them did in fact regard the regulation forbidding employees to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees."

      http://www.nlrb.gov/nlrb/shared_files/decisions/34 4/344-97.htm

    10. Re:Board makeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You must be new here"

    11. Re:Board makeup by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      No, I am not wrong.

      As I have pointed out to several others now, the ORDER of the ruling only relates to in-uniform issues. That the ruling discusses the fraternization issue, in the form of noting that it does not violate the Act in its current form and taking to action on the judge's preexisting ruling, is incidental. In other words, the ruling in question (which is itself already over a year old - WTF?) takes NO NEW ACTION on the issue of worker fraternization rules, which are already legal and for which there is already precedent, as long as they do not infringe upon workers' Section 7 rights.

    12. Re:Board makeup by daspriest · · Score: 1

      So what's next, no fraternization with employee's of companies your company does business or with companies that companies your company does business with either.(wow, that is giving me a headache, sorry readers). Where does it all end. Might as well forget about ever dating anyone ever again(not that that is a problem for most readers here), since most companies do business with each other or have ties to each other in some way.

    13. Re:Board makeup by murphj · · Score: 1
      From the Ruling:
      Chairman Battista and Member Schaumber also adopt the judge's conclusion that the Respondent did not violate the Act by maintaining a work rule that forbids employees from fraternizing with coemployees or with the employees of Respondent's customers.

      They let the decision stand. Saying they "took no action" is like saying an appeals court denying an appeal is taking no action. The reason they didn't discuss it in the Order section is that they aren't ordering the company to do anything regarding the fraternization rule.

      No matter how many times you repeat your premise, it's not going to become correct.
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  7. Defend yourself! by ryanov · · Score: 1

    Best defense against this one is to be indespensible enough so that they are not about to fire/reprimand you over something so mundane for fear of you leaving. ;)

    1. Re:Defend yourself! by nutsinya · · Score: 1

      what's the point of this?

  8. No big deal by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really don't think too many employers will take the time and trouble to regulate friendships outside the office, or even inside in most cases. Most managers want to get stuff done and call it a day, not snoop around area restaurants and bars to keep tabs on employee social lives.

    1. Re:No big deal by FattMattP · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I really don't think too many employers will take the time and trouble to regulate friendships outside the office, or even inside in most cases.
      It's not that they'll follow you around. Like so many laws that are on the books, it's just another hammer to hit you with if they've thought you've done something wrong.
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    2. Re:No big deal by v3rb · · Score: 1

      Unless they are EDS. Perot and friends used to send people to employee's houses to verify they were not living in sin and maintaining an acceptable lifestyle.

      Given that your home life can DEFINITELY negatively impact your work life (anyone ever worked with a divorce-zombie?) where should an employees draw the line?

    3. Re:No big deal by fermion · · Score: 2
      This is another one of those regulations that are in place to cover the employers ass. In a typical situation, it will not be enforced. However, if something goes wrong, or if an employee needs to be fired, this rule will be invoked.

      On a serious basis this might protect the employer from sexual harassment suits and the like. For example, a rape that occurs after hours during a 'working' dinner will have occurred as a result of an unauthorized get together.

      On a cynical note, this might primarily be used to get rid of people the employer finds troublesome or can no longer afford. Need to get rid of two workers to reduce payroll, well fire the two that hang around too often, with no severance. Need to get rid of the old employee. Perfect opportunity. No benifits.

      On a side note, it has been traditional to prohibit a married couple from working too closely, and to discourage such relationships from forming. It is often considered unprofessional to form a serious relationship with a coworker, especially if one is under the other in the chain of command. This rule is kind of retro, but not something new. It is assumed that after high school and college, one has sources for mates outside of the worktime holding area.

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    4. Re:No big deal by jadavis · · Score: 1

      They're your employer. What's the worst thing that can happen if they hit you with all of their hammers? They stop paying you money. They should be able to stop paying you money whenever they want*. It's their money, you have to convince them to give it to you, or find someone else.

      Spinning words like "your employer can now ban behavior X" misses the point of the employer-employee relationship. As long as both people enjoy a net benefit from that relationship, it will continue. When that is no longer the case, the relationship will end.

      Any other situation is not a free society. If someone is forced to stay in any relationship when it's not to their net benefit*, that person is now a slave.

      *: Of course there could be agreements in place such as a severance pay, advanced notice, etc. Such agreements should be honored of course.

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    5. Re:No big deal by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      It's not that they'll follow you around. Like so many laws that are on the books, it's just another hammer to hit you with if they've thought you've done something wrong.

      Like my friend who was a manager of a starbucks, and a hopeless alcholic. Except you can't fire someone for being an alcoholic, so they fired him for sexual harrasment for saying "this is fucked up" as he opened a shipment that wasn't correct.

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    6. Re:No big deal by br00tus · · Score: 1

      What if it was allowed that employers can come to your home, rape your wife, and kill your children, would you think that most employers wouldn't necessarily do that so it is no big deal and nothing to worry about? You don't have to worry about it, but I'm worried about it.

    7. Re:No big deal by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Find an example of an employer claiming they have the right to do this (or even anything similar to this) and I'll give you my answer. Claiming that you have a right is one thing, actually having it is another.

    8. Re:No big deal by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Considering that in most US states employees are "At-Will" it really doesn't mean much. If they need a reason to fire you it will probably be /dev/null or "the sky isn't blue enough today".

    9. Re:No big deal by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Given that your home life can DEFINITELY negatively impact your work life (anyone ever worked with a divorce-zombie?) where should an employees draw the line?

      They should draw the line at measuring performance at work. If they want to be nice, they can make subsidised counselling available, but they should butt out as long as there is no evidence of work performance being affected.
      But then, I live in New Zealand which has had a Labour government for a few terms. Things may change here if the right-leaning parties get elected this September.

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  9. I really think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that nobody cares.

  10. Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Form a union, then go on strike.

    You have the right to be treated like a human being.

  11. Stupid. by Renraku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With the exception of substance abuse or crime..

    If a company wants to tell me what I can and can't do with my free time, then I will be billing them for my free time. Since my free time is worth a lot to me, I will be expecting a raise. $20 an hour 24/7 will be just fine.

    Otherwise, I reserve the right to date, have sex with, go out with, hang out with, etc, with any of my co-workers when we are off the clock.

    This falls under 'human rights'. Which you cannot sign away.

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    1. Re:Stupid. by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the exception of substance abuse or crime..

      *ANY* action (legal or not), if it doesn't affect you on work time and doesn't use work resources shouldn't matter.

      "Gee, you were speeding to get to work on time. That's illegal. You're fired"

    2. Re:Stupid. by gr8_phk · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Otherwise, I reserve the right to date, have sex with... ...any of my co-workers when we are off the clock."

      You read slashdot and are concerned about having sex with a co-worker? I'm confused on so many levels.

    3. Re:Stupid. by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Otherwise, I reserve the right to date, have sex with... any of my co-workers when we are off the clock.

      Maybe your coworkers ought to have some input in that, too...

    4. Re:Stupid. by digidave · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should reserve the right to read the article so you know what it's about before making an irrelevant comment.

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    5. Re:Stupid. by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, some of us shower, live in our own apartments, and actually go outdoors. Amazing!

    6. Re:Stupid. by thomasa · · Score: 3, Funny


      This falls under 'human rights'. Which you cannot sign away.

      Sorry, someone's working on that too.

    7. Re:Stupid. by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, it happens. Some of us are well-adjusted people, who shower, go outside, and even have relationships.

    8. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Ever here of a non-compete clause? What about a non-disclosure agreement? These have effect even outside the workplace.

      Is corporate espionage legal? Hint: where are you... who you stole from...

    9. Re:Stupid. by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
      "Believe it or not, some of us shower, live in our own apartments, and actually go outdoors. Amazing!"

      Yes, I'm married and have a house and social life. That doesn't mean there are women in my techie workplace ;-) To be honest, there are a few. But that's the angle I was after. Not the total nerd anti-social thing - but that is another angle.

    10. Re:Stupid. by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      "Gee, you were speeding to get to work on time. That's illegal. You're fired"

      Well, if you work for Fed-Ex... ;~)

      jk; falls under 'affecting work' too, as it raises insurance rates.

      America: Land of the Free. Or something.

    11. Re:Stupid. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're some sort of lesser techie.

    12. Re:Stupid. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Maybe he considers himself a coworker. Nolonger can you meet yourself after work and engage in an menasha-un

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    13. Re:Stupid. by daveschroeder · · Score: 0

      Otherwise, I reserve the right to date, have sex with, go out with, hang out with, etc, with any of my co-workers when we are off the clock.

      Not if it's affecting your work performance, and your employer knows it or reasonably believes that to be the case, you don't.

      Or, rather, yes: you do have the "right" to do that. Who said you didn't?

      The difference is that your employer doesn't have to keep you employed anymore, either, if the performance of your work suffers because of it. Being employed at a particular company, or any company, is not a right.

    14. Re:Stupid. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Ever here of a non-compete clause? What about a non-disclosure agreement? These have effect even outside the workplace.

      The difference between off-the-clock dating and off-the-clock disclosure of trade secrets is fairly major. BTW, many businesses have off-the-clock dating policies primarily to protect them against sexual harrassment quid quo pro suits (so and so got promoted because she and the boss are an item)... Not that one would need to actively enforce these policies, but that they could be used for recourse and corporate protection if a problem arose.

      No IANAL.... This is just MHO, etc.

      Now, regarding The Friendly Article :-)

      I see absolutely no problem preventing certain forms of socializing where it is unclear by appearances whether someone is acting as an official representation of a company. Obviously the bus ride home should not cause ambiguity even if in uniform. However, if I go to a client's site in uniform, then I should be presumed by the client to be on the clock. Such a policy against misrepresenting the company off-the-clock seems reasonable to me.

      Similarly a conflict-of-interest clause stating that account managers are not allowed to date those who are responsible for the accounts they manage on the client's side are also reasonable. If this becomes a problem, pass the account on to someone else :-)

      Basically the line I would draw is this: if something intereferes with your ability to do your job, then it should be fair game. This includes fraternizing with clients in uniform on or off the clock, and it includes dating your client contacts without handing off their account to someone else in your company. OTOH, dating client contacts of other account managers should be OK IMO.

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    15. Re:Stupid. by xman6 · · Score: 1

      wow.. $20/hr.. you are pretty cheap ;)

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    16. Re:Stupid. by droptone · · Score: 1

      What would make you want to do such a thing?

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    17. Re:Stupid. by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, I reserve the right... ...and your employer reserves the right to stop paying you entirely.

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    18. Re:Stupid. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Only an idiot gets involved with people in the office. Remember, if a woman says something negative about you to HR - you're history. Period. And as fickle as they are, it's just a matter of her finding out she isn't in an exclusive relationship or you say the wrong thing and your nuts are in a vice.

      But if you want to get laid more than you care about your job - whatever.

      As far as this law . . . Holy shit . . . I thought the PATRIOT act, DMCA and COPPA were stupid and infringed on people's rights beyond anything that could be accepted in a society labeling itself as "free" and "democratic". I thought the right of eminent domain where cities could force you to give up your property if there was a business interest in taking it from you was draconian. But dictating your live outside of work like this? This is honestly a scarier idea than all of the above combined.

      If they are able to do this, why not dictate what education you can seek outside of work? Why not dictate where you can travel outside of work? Why not allow the employer to have veto rights on who you marry and how many children you are allowed to have and what school you can send them to?!

      I know this is a capitalist society. That's great. But I thought I lived in a democratic country not a corporation.

    19. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that McDonalds doesn't have the right to tell you to not wear your cashier's uniform to your local raves, on the grounds that that would tarnish the reputation of the company? You're ok with your local cops wearing their uniforms to the local strip club to get lap dances?

    20. Re:Stupid. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Nolonger can you meet yourself after work and engage in an menasha-un

      I think you mean a "ménage à un" (from ménage à trois), but it's kind of hard to tell...

      (Not that that looks entirely right, but I've forgotten too much French to be able to work out what it would really be)

    21. Re:Stupid. by ryanov · · Score: 1

      The HelpDesk people here tend to be women my age. We tried hiring men for awhile, but apparently they get bored and unsatisfied with the job faster and start slacking off.

    22. Re:Stupid. by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      *ANY* action (legal or not), if it doesn't affect you on work time and doesn't use work resources shouldn't matter.

      Except that in the case of illegal substance abuse or general crime, you run the risk of being arrested and thrown in prison. In this situation, it is unlikely you'll be able to give a two week notice, and they are going to have to replace you. Training your replacement costs money. Lost productivity while that replacement is being trained, and you're in the clink, might cost them even more.

      So the point is that while your illegal activities may not *currently* be affecting you on work time, there is a much higher probability that they *will* at some point. And since the activities are, as stated, illegal, they're probably not protected by any particular government acts. So yeah, your employer should be able to can you for illegal activities, even if they are off the clock and don't directly affect the company.

      Granted, somebody might want to make the same argument for dangerous actions like skydiving or skiing...they could lead to injury (or possibly death), and affect your employer. But for that person I will go ahead and lay out the difference (yes, I know most of you already know it): those actions aren't illegal.

    23. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're ok with your local cops wearing their uniforms to the local strip club to get lap dances?

      Actually, that sounds kinda hot. But then, not everyone has a uniform fetish ;>

    24. Re:Stupid. by dustmite · · Score: 1
    25. Re:Stupid. by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      *ANY* action (legal or not), if it doesn't affect you on work time and doesn't use work resources shouldn't matter.

      "Gee, you were speeding to get to work on time. That's illegal. You're fired"


      I disagree.

      Your axe murderer may not have the patience to do tech support or something like that. Even if they only axe people on their own time, its part of their personality. And its generally seen as a "bad thing".

      If your a professional driver, and your driving record sucks, even on your own time in your own car, for insurance reasons and others, its not good or in some cases not possible for you to continue driving professionally.

      The whole "Drugs are bad, M'kay" thing does have some, at least perceptual, merit. Currently, we are in a catch 22 because of the prohibition on basically any desirable mood altering substance besides alcohol. They are illegal because they are illegal, and although there is little to no data that supports that getting high does anything besides get you high, you are still "going against the rules". You have dismissed the 'authority', and thought for yourself. Thinking for yourself or independent thought is a detriment to most jobs.

    26. Re:Stupid. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      You know what's funny is I typed it in as close as I could in google because it usually does a good spell check and what I got was Google.com So I used the "Did you mean..." part of the returned search.

      I didn't think it looked right at all but figured google knows best. stupid evil google giving me bad advice.

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    27. Re:Stupid. by sinrakin · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer, employement or otherwise, but I'm pretty sure your boss can tell you whom you can and can't hang out with, on your own time, already. We have employment at will - that means that as long as the reason they're firing you isn't a specifically forbidden form of discrimination, they can fire you for anything they like. Smoking at home, for instance, has been upheld as a valid reason for firing, if the company has a policy against it.

      The Constitution guarantees freedom of association, but that just means the government can't prevent you from associating with whom you please. It doesn't mean that a company has to employ you if they don't like the people you associate with for some reason.

      Conceivably union rules might prevent someone from being fired for a reason like that, if the employee were in a union. But otherwise, as long as you're free to quit for any reason you want, they're free to fire you for any reason they want.

    28. Re:Stupid. by samdu · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't extend this to substance abuse, either. As long as what I'm doing outside of work isn't affecting what I'm doing inside of work, it's no business of my employer. At all. They have management to make sure that everyone is performing their job satisfactorily. If management can't tell that you're hung over or stoned on the job, management needs to be replaced with people that can. If you ARE performing your duties on the job satisfactorily, then the substance abuse is clearly not a factor at your job, so why should your employer care?

    29. Re:Stupid. by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 0

      Why does the legality make a difference? Either way, no one is guilty of a crime until convicted in a court of law. Should it be up to the employer to determine guilt in issues of legality?

      The point is you can't use legality as a basis because there's no way to determine whether the affected party is guilty short of court. The only other part of your argument was regarding the risk level and you already argue that legal acts should be excluded, so it looks like we're back where we started: employers should not be allowed to fire people based on the potential for the employer to be inconvenienced.

      Another way to look at it: I live at intersection B which has had thirty pedestrian fatalities in the last year from DWIs. Should my employer be able to fire me because the illegal activities of others may inconvenience him if I get hit on the way home? No, because the employer has no relation to that driver. Likewise when I am not at work I have no relationship with work. If I see my boss at a bar he can't tell me to go work on the Brown project, and while I'm at home I can't ask the company to buy me a new desk chair. We're both inconvenienced (the Brown project doesn't get done until tomorrow, and my back bothers me a little more), but where is the agreement between us that says the other is not allowed to be inconvenienced? The only overlap between me and my employer is at work--anything that falls outside that is mine (or my employer's).

      Of course, this is purely philosophical; at will employment laws vary from place to place and typically side with the employer.

    30. Re:Stupid. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "The point is you can't use legality as a basis because there's no way to determine whether the affected party is guilty short of court."

      The point is, that's when the employer would hear about it.

    31. Re:Stupid. by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Notwithstanding the fact that this article is wrong (the NRLB did not say anything about the topic at hand, except that there exists precident for it)...

      Your example is idiotic. If your company wants to control fraternization, and you don't want them to, then you QUIT AND FIND A NEW JOB.

      While your comment ("I will be expecting a raise") was a nice attempt at humor, the reality is you will know about these rules when you seek employment, and can decide then if the pay you receive is worth the aggrivation of abiding by a no-frat clause. If not, take your shit elsewhere.

      This falls under 'human rights'. Which you cannot sign away.

      I swear to god, I am so sick of the extreme misunderstandings of rights and constituationality, even on sites like this that are supposed to be filled with smart people. (No, I'm not new here.)

      If you agree to an employer's terms by continuing to work for them or signing a legal contract, then I am sorry to tell you -- you are not "signing your human rights away."

      I expect you feel the government should now step in and create a new law that makes it illegal to sign a contract with an employer, without prior governmental approval?

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    32. Re:Stupid. by FFFish · · Score: 1

      Stupid even in cases of substance abuse or crime so long as they do not adversely affect one's ability to do the required work.

      It ain't nobodies business if you do.

      Getting fired from work should involve performing incompetently at work. It should have nothing to do with one's after-hours recreation.

      I don't care if it's smoking pot, breaking the speed limit, shooting smack, or ass-raping your own father: there are legal consequences for such things, of course, but so long as it doesn't harm your ability to perform your work functions the next day, you should not be subject to firing.

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    33. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise, I reserve the right to date, have sex with, go out with, hang out with, etc, with any of my co-workers when we are off the clock.

      The actual ruling, which has nothing to do with the poorly-written summary, says that you can do all of this, but not whilst wearing employer-provided uniforms.

      i.e., your employer can require you to not wear your uniform outside of work, if you are with other employes. So, when you pass out drunk at the bar, you aren't tarnishing the company's image.

    34. Re:Stupid. by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      This falls under 'human rights'. Which you cannot sign away.

      Sure you can. Ever heard of the US Military? You join, and there goes *lots* of your 'human rights'... including (but not limited to) the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...

      Try having sex while in boot camp....

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    35. Re:Stupid. by chicago_bulls · · Score: 1

      "I know this is a capitalist society. That's great. But I thought I lived in a democratic country not a corporation."

      me too.

    36. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know this is a capitalist society. That's great. But I thought I lived in a democratic country not a corporation.
      Capitalism + government = fascism.
    37. Re:Stupid. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, it happens. Some of us are well-adjusted people, who shower, go outside, and even have relationships.

      And some of us even have a sense of humor!

    38. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't gone. They are just violated.
      Rights and the law have about 0 in common.

    39. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      or ass-raping your own father

      If Walmart discovers one of its employees has been ass-raping his own father, it should definitely keep him on the payroll?

    40. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should be in line for a promotion to ass. manager.

    41. Re:Stupid. by Patersmith · · Score: 1


      I used this same argument successfully a number of times to beat down my bosses when they tried to put me on-call 24/7 for free.

      It goes like this:

      Being on call comes with an expectation of availability, which also means I'm no longer free to do what I like with my free time. It's like insurance in that there's somebody available "in case something happens." Insurance is something companies readily pay for and it provides a tangible benefit to the company in risk mitigation. At the end of the year, however, you don't get your money back if you don't have to use it.

      Now, the company has the right to tell me what I can and can't do while I'm on the company's dime. Conversely, if it's not on the company's dime, they have no right to regulate my activities.

      What you're really asking for is to have me work an indefinite number of extra hours for the same pay. If I came to you and suggested I unilaterally decided I would work fewer hours, as I deemed necessary, for the same pay, you would find the concept laughably unacceptable.

      While 24/7 support is not what I agreed to and isn't covered under the current terms of employment, I understand that needs change, and that's perfectly ok. So if there needs to be a change in the expectation of availability outside the 44 hour work week, we need to get those put down in writing so we all understand what the expecatation is, and the new agreement can be reviewed and signed off. Otherwise, we have no way of understanding what the next steps are if, say, a call comes in when I'm out of town (or drunk on a Saturday night) and, therefore, unavailable.

      So there are two ways we can proceed. I don't mind carrying a cell phone at all, but calls will have to be answered and/or returned as my availability allows. Otherwise, we can formalize a new agreement with an on-call rotation and compensation with a clear understanding of what the expecation of availability is during those times.

      I developed this after going through hell in a position where I agreed implicitly to 24/7 availability without a formal agreement and no compensation for after-hours calls (I wasn't paid for them and was still expected to put in my regular 9 hours regardless).

      I think the key here is to be reasonable. I don't mind at all coming in if there's an emergency and I'm available, but I don't put up with crap if I'm not, and any extra hours are taken off at the end of the week (right now I'm on salary, but in an hourly position I submit the O/T to be paid out).

      Now, I understand that extremely unreasonable employers wouldn't go for this argument, and my advice would be to look for other work immediately. However, most reasonable bosses will agree and start back-pedalling when you start asking questions like, "do I have to ask for permission to leave the area? What happens if I want to go to a party and have a few drinks? Will I be disciplined if the phone rings at 3am and I don't hear it?" If you don't get the answers you like, ask them to put it in writing. Most of the time, they won't because they know what will happen if they do. Companies are very leery of the power of documentation, also known as "discoverable evidence".

      I guess what it all boils down to is, don't just agree implicitly by grumbling about it and doing it anyway. Politely and reasonably negotiate.

    42. Re:Stupid. by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      You wrote:

      Another way to look at it: I live at intersection B which has had thirty pedestrian fatalities in the last year from DWIs. Should my employer be able to fire me because the illegal activities of others may inconvenience him if I get hit on the way home?

      But I already wrote:

      Granted, somebody might want to make the same argument for dangerous actions like skydiving or skiing...they could lead to injury (or possibly death), and affect your employer. But for that person I will go ahead and lay out the difference (yes, I know most of you already know it): those actions aren't illegal.

      So I'm pretty sure I already answered that particular question. Living on intersection B, like skiing or skydiving, is not illegal, and well within your rights.

      As for why the legality makes a difference, I'll go with this. Keep in mind, this is only my opinion, and you are entitled to yours. The reason I think illegal actions should be your employer's business, as I already stated, is that you have no right whatsoever to engage in them. In fact, you could say you literally have the legal obligation to not engage in them. And their very illegality is likely to at some point have a negative impact on your work performance, as you cannot show up to work if you end up in jail/prison. Oh, and I'm really only referring to those crimes that are likely to lead to being arrested/imprisoned...I'm not talking about minor traffic violations here.

      You have every right to live at intersection B, or go bungee jumping, or partake in any of the multitude of activities that could theoretically lead to your injury or death, and thus negatively impact your employer. You do not, however, have the right (in the US, at least) to deal drugs, or steal cars, or burglarize houses, or run an illegal sports book from your home. So if your employer decides to terminate your employement because you're doing any of these things, I'm not going to feel bad for you...and I don't think the government should either.

      Probably one of the few situations where I consider myself to be a conservative. Maybe it's because, as the manager of a store, I've had employees unable to show up because they were in jail.

    43. Re:Stupid. by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

      So I'm pretty sure I already answered that particular question. Living on intersection B, like skiing or skydiving, is not illegal, and well within your rights.

      You're right. And thank you for clarifying your point on why legality makes a difference. I have to disagree, only because while the boss may think a crime is being committed, only a court of law can make that determination. To have it otherwise would be disingenuous; an employer can't independently make a determination of the legality of an act so they are simply "acts," rending the issue moot.

      At the same time, if your place of work is resource FOO and you (the employee) are resource BAR, then the boss can be said to have the resources FOO and BAR. The point of permitting the boss to replace BAR when a crime has been committed by BAR is to protect the value of FOO. If an intoxicated driver, ED, hits and kills BAR, can the boss take action against ED for removing resource BAR and jeopardizing resource FOO? I believe the answer is no, because the boss has no relationship with ED; they've never met and ED isn't on the boss's clock. The same is true of BAR--once BAR walks out the door at 5 PM the relationship between the boss and BAR is over; BAR is off the clock. If you're off the clock the boss can't tell you what to do; again to have it otherwise would be disingenuous; that's why we have "on the clock" at all.

      You do not, however, have the right (in the US, at least) to deal drugs, or steal cars, or burglarize houses, or run an illegal sports book from your home. So if your employer decides to terminate your employement because you're doing any of these things, I'm not going to feel bad for you...and I don't think the government should either.

      ...the difference being "innocent until proven guilty" and "guilty until proven innocent."

      Perhaps one of the things I'm wondering is, at where is the line drawn? If I move into a planned community, I must obey the rules of that community or x will happen, where x == "something rather unpleasant." If I put a car on blocks in my front yard in violation of those rules, it jeopardizes my home. I am not breaking a law, but I am in violation of an agreement I have with others that could result in me leaving work to deal with moving a dead car off my lawn or moving to a new home. I am contractually obligated not to have a car on my lawn, but can I be fired for that?

      I know you said that you're not talking about minor traffic violations, but unless you punch the cop your most serious issue will be traffic court. In this case, it's the potential to lose your home and be involved in lengthy court battles. I'm most interested in your thoughts on that.

  12. Well hey there 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought you were gone 10 years ago but it seems like you want to come back to haunt us. What's that you say? Big Brother knows best? Yeah, I should probably just learn to love the Party. I mean, who needs social interaction when you can become a mindless cubicle drone, isolated all the time?

    1. Re:Well hey there 1984 by anagama · · Score: 1

      1984 was about 20 years ago, not 10

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    2. Re:Well hey there 1984 by Aardpig · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, 2005-1984 = 10. You do see that, don't you, citizen? How many fingers am I holding up?

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    3. Re:Well hey there 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about your fingers, but I do see 4 lights.

    4. Re:Well hey there 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That whats they WANT you to think.

    5. Re:Well hey there 1984 by houghi · · Score: 2, Funny

      How many fingers am I holding up?

      Not only can I tell you how many, I can tell you wich one.

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  13. Yeah, right. by robyannetta · · Score: 1

    1) I'd like to see this enforced.
    2) I have a lawyer too. Like me, he lives in the USA.
    3) Where is the ACLU to challenge this?

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    1. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would the ACLU get involved? This isn't a civil rights issue.

    2. Re:Yeah, right. by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Freedom of association isn't a civil rights issue?

    3. Re:Yeah, right. by KillShill · · Score: 1

      they're locked up in guantanamo.

      they aren't even allowed to talk to their lawyers.

      the irony!

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    4. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, point me out where that exists in the constitution or how those rights even apply to private employers.

      Thanks for playing, you lose.

    5. Re:Yeah, right. by neonleonb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unenforced laws are the most dangerous sort. The thing is, then they are commonly broken and can be selectively enforced to punish anyone.

    6. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it has nothing to do with pr0n and kids, ACLU has no intrest.

    7. Re:Yeah, right. by Knightfall · · Score: 2, Funny

      3) Where is the ACLU to challenge this?

      They are busy suing a 7 year old kid for saying, "One nation under God," when the kid next to him didn't want to hear it and having a 70 year old store owner in Alabama arrested for having a printoff of the 10 commandments hanging up behind the register. They need to take care of that important stuff first before looking at little things like this.

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    8. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thirteenth Amendment would be a good start.

    9. Re:Yeah, right. by gordo3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if you don't have any cases to point to, then don't put up complete BS about this stuff. The ACLU is also spending its time protecting bible beating christians in Las Vegas to keep there rights to demonstrate infront of the casinos. And that is a real case they defended and won(on CNN about 6 months back).

    10. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does the 13th Amendment apply here?

    11. Re:Yeah, right. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      the ACLU probably wouldn't mind rules against getting together after work in uniform

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    12. Re:Yeah, right. by sithsasquatch · · Score: 1

      Try the FIRST amendment.

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    13. Re:Yeah, right. by Peyna · · Score: 4, Informative

      The thing about the ACLU is that they don't ask who you voted for, what your religion is, or what color your skin is before they work to protect your rights.

      Does it surprise you that a majority of ACLU members are religious? Most of them are Christians, with many Jews and Muslims and other religions.

      The problem is that they don't waste their energy fighting off people who try to define them as something they are not. They let their own actions define who they are. Which is evidenced by their repeated defenses of the civil liberties of all members of society.

      Maybe you should visit the ACLU's website for yourself and learn about them from THEM instead of Limbaugh.

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    14. Re:Yeah, right. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      ACLU Intervenes on behalf of Christian Valedictorian.

      The ACLU fought to stop a high school in Michigan from censoring religious yearbook entries made by students.

      *GASP*

      I don't believe it. You mean the ACLU actually defends Christians too?

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    15. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus christ, you people are just stupid.

      The Bill of Rights RESTRICTS THE ACTIONS OF THE GOVERNMENT. Not corporations! Thats what laws are for. Please, take a basic civics class before spouting off all this nonsense.

      Its scary that people like you actually vote.

    16. Re:Yeah, right. by Omkar · · Score: 1

      I'd be a card-carrying member of the ACLU if they stuck to their core mission of defending the Bill of Rights. I agree with a lot of their positions, but don't want to sponsor political advocacy on welfare reform ("Rights of the Poor"), stifle legitimate discussion of gender differences (Women's Rights Project's letter to Summers), health care advocacy (subsidizong abortions for poor women http://www.aclu.org/ReproductiveRights/Reproductiv eRightslist.cfm?c=146). I'm opposed to their racial politics as well.
      I think the ACLU is one of the better liberal-interest groups (from a classical liberal's (think libertarian) point of view), but it's hard to deny their political nature.

    17. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent wasn't flamebait, just misinformed right wing thoughtspeak.

    18. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to admit that our government has a pro-Christian bias, and thats what the ACLU is combating.

      Yes, sometimes they do things I disagree with, or leave things I wish they would agree with to organizations with much more money and power (like the NRA), but I have to wonder if the Islamic schools are government-funded. (googling for this "endorsing Islam" thing, I found some anti-islamic guy's weblog ranting about how the Muslims are preaching to our children by putting Muslim books in school libraries. "Da'wa" they called it. If your kids are so weak minded that reading a Koran makes them Muslim, you better strap a Christian Bible to their face. Of course, you don't see this guy ranting about Gideons coming and handing out Bibles in person to students (happened at my highschool) or the rest of evangelical Christianity, but thats bias for you.)

      Seriously, I don't understand why pastors and priests are so hot to climb in bed with the government. We've all heard what happened last time that happened, when King Henry VIII decided he wanted that divorce after all.

    19. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I judge the ACLU by the cases they take and the positions they take in them. Same goes for the EFF.

      The EFF is very sensible, I agree with them almost always. The ACLU almost always takes the polar opposite of what I think the most reasonable position is. I have a *hard* time finding cases I agree with them on.

      I mean, take their double-standard on religion: if you worship pocket lint and people don't take you seriously, they'll fight to protect you, but if students pray in a school on their own time at their own behest because they themselves want to, the ACLU will cry foul and all but demand they be put out of the building.

      From the cases I've seen them argue, you'll have a terrible time convincing me they're not two-faced. Once upon a time, I seem to remember them being more reasonable. Nowadays, however, I feel like they're purely a political animal.

      Oh, and for the record, I can't stand listening to Limbaugh. He sounds like a loudmouthed political hack to me. Granted, that's also how the ACLU comes off whenever I hear what they've argued in court, so they seem like opposite sides of the same coin to me.

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    20. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from a classical liberal's (think libertarian) point of view

      Libertarians are what Conservatives claim to be. They're not really "classic liberals" in any sense of the word.

    21. Re:Yeah, right. by Omkar · · Score: 1

      Classical liberal in the sense of Locke and Mill. Decidedly not Ted Kennedy or Minnesota.

    22. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unenforced laws are the most dangerous sort. The thing is, then they are commonly broken and can be selectively enforced to punish anyone.

      Funnilly enough, Greece's legal system consists of an uncountable amount of unenforced laws, such that, if you were to take someone to court about something, both you and he would be in violation of several and you'd both wish it had never happened.

      In this way, all but the most grievous of cases are kept out of court and people settle their differences using good old-fashioned talking to each other.

      A good legal system can provide all sorts of public peace ;)

    23. Re:Yeah, right. by gonzo67 · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps YOU may want to ACTUALLY READ WHAT CASES THEY TAKE. They DEFEND the rights of students who wish to pray on their own time at their own behest. It is when the SCHOOL or GOVERNMENT is pushing the prayer they get involved in trying ot stop it. Perhaps rather than relying on SECOND or THIRD hand info on what cases they take, perhpas you should LOOK AT THEIR WEBSITE and verify what you are told. Jeez....ignorance is one thing, stupidity is another.

    24. Re:Yeah, right. by Knightfall · · Score: 1

      Um, hello, my point called. It wanted you to know that you missed it completely. Dumbass. My point was that they tend to spend so much time on little shit that they let a lot of bigger issues get by without much noise. SUCH AS THIS ONE.

      And both points I referred to were cases that have been in the news here in my area, but specific links weren't nneded to make my point, which once again, you totally missed.

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    25. Re:Yeah, right. by neonleonb · · Score: 1

      But then, if someone with power or money (say, a corrupt official, or just a rich person) wants to ruin the life of someone without those advantages, it's really easy. The powerful person just needs to bring those unenforced laws to bear; they can weather the resulting storm, while their target cannot. That makes the law a weapon of the corrupt and the greedy, when it should be a shield for the innocent.

    26. Re:Yeah, right. by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      ok my point called as well. I just won't call you a dumbass for it.

      1. I'm calling bull shit on you. I can't find any references to cases that are like the ones you cited. What I can find are cases that are generic(the 10 commandments being removed from a public building, not some cash register worker as you insinuated) and challenges to the "later" addition of "under god" in the pledge of allegiance(which, if you didn't know, was a backlash to communism having nothing to do with teh spirituality of our nation, rather a this is us and that is them distinction).

      2. THE ACLU was formed to protect individual liberties. While this falls under such a broad topic, a look at the cases they actually involve themselves in are ones in which the person/few people cannot defend themselves. This doubtfully falls under that banner. Just look at their website and newsroom adn you will see what they are interested in.

      Specific links or court cases are needed. Or again, its just a bunch of bull shit.

      now to cite the cases I am talking about:
      http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/08/22/ten.commandments /

      http://www.lifeway.com/lwc/article_main_page/0,170 3,A%253D155268%2526M%253D50011,00.html
      (a very conservative newspaper raging about this case)

      http://atheism.about.com/b/a/125225.htm
      ( a blog which quotes the LA times)

  14. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot Redefines Moderation

  15. Eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This obviously goes against freedom of assembly, so good luck to any company trying to enforce it -- just the PR backlash would sink them.

    1. Re:Eh... by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      That or the right to the pursuit of happiness. Outside of employeers mandating a certain dress code and that you don't come to work intoxicated and given that you are not in breach of confidentiality or other legally enforcible contract, I don't see that employers have any business in your life whatsoever.

    2. Re:Eh... by Gorbag · · Score: 1
      This obviously goes against freedom of assembly, so good luck to any company trying to enforce it -- just the PR backlash would sink them.
      Setting aside a misunderstanding about "freedom of assembly," In a world of absolute freedom of association, the company as an artifical person also has the right to freedom of association. And they choose to no longer associate themselves with the workers who do not act according to the companies wishes.
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  16. Anti-Union by phorm · · Score: 1

    Actually, my first thought was that such a bill would be aimed against unions. It's pretty hard to form a union if you're not allowed to meet/gather with your co-workers after work...

    1. Re:Anti-Union by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Forming a union is against company policy anyway (the unwritten policy, that is). It will require a lot of struggle and the violation of some silly rules such as this. Anyone suspected by management of unionization activities will no doubt be fired for one reason or another anyway, so this type of policy will make little difference. Legally, employees can unionize, but realistically it's pretty hard to do.

    2. Re:Anti-Union by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I smell opportunity. A killer piece of OSS code in fact. Time to branch "The Virtual Union" off of Slashcode. Or at the very least PHPBB....

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    3. Re:Anti-Union by Xantharus · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, as long as your actions are off the clock, and do not directly impact the day to day operations of the company, the company CANNOT take retributive action against you simply for organizing a union.

      Granted, it is very very difficult to prove that you were fired only for organizing a union. There have been rumblings for a long time that anyone who attempted to unionize Wal-Mart workers have been summarily fired, but of course no one has been able to prove it.

  17. The actual ruling... by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...since the submission is extremely misleading and melodramatic, as usual.

    NLRB ruling

    The ruling does not universally allow employers to ban any and all off-duty interaction. It made a specific ruling, in its capacity of administering the National Labor Relations Act, that Guardsmark's ban on in-uniform, but off duty, fraternization ("dating or becoming overly friendly with") with clients and coworkers. The critical and key aspect of the ruling was that it allowed for the prevention of such inappropriate fraternization while in Guardsmark uniform. The NLRB ruling further stated that care must be taken such that this ruling is not misapplied as to have a "chilling" effect on employee's rights under Section 7 of the the Act.

    The actual order is:

    ORDER
    The Respondent, Guardsmark, LLC, its officers, agents, suc-cessors, and assigns, shall
    1. Cease and desist from
    (a) Maintaining or enforcing a handbook provision prohibit-ing employees from registering complaints regarding their wages, hours, or conditions of employment with Guardsmarks' clients.
    (b) In any like or related manner interfering with, restraining, or coercing employees in the exercise of the rights guaranteed them by Section 7 of the Act.
    2. Take the following affirmative action which is necessary to effectuate the purposes of the Act.
    (a) Within 21 days after receipt of this decision advise its employees, nationwide, that the handbook provision regarding registering complaints with clients is not to be understood as limiting the right of employees to engage in activities protected by the National Labor Relations Act.
    (b) At a time when the employee handbook is to be revised or reissued, either delete the handbook provision prohibiting employees from registering complaints with clients, or modify the said language so that it does not prohibit activities protected by the National Labor Relations Act.
    (c) Within 14 days after service by the Region, post at its San Francisco, California office copies of the attached notice marked "Appendix."6 Copies of the notice, on forms provided by the Regional Director for Region 20, after being duly signed by Respondent's representative, shall be posted immediately upon receipt thereof, and shall remain posted by Respondent for 60 consecutive days thereafter, in conspicuous places, in-cluding all places where notices to employees are customarily posted. Reasonable steps shall be taken by the Respondent to ensure that the notices are not altered, defaced, or covered by any other material.
    (d) Within 21 days after service by the Regional Office, file with the Regional Director for Region 20 a sworn certification of a responsible official on a form provided by the Region at-testing to the steps that the Respondent has taken to comply.

    1. Re:The actual ruling... by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, and thank parent for actually reading the ruling.

    2. Re:The actual ruling... by angelasmark · · Score: 1

      you mean you actually read and understood the article? I though that wasn't allowed on Slashdot. I guess I'll have to do that from now on... I thought everyone here just read the headlines and overreacted to them...

    3. Re:The actual ruling... by sfjoe · · Score: 0

      The ruling does not universally allow employers to ban any and all off-duty interaction.

      Nicely spun!!
      Now can you explain how an employers has ANY right whatsoever to tell us what to do when we are off the clock?

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    4. Re:The actual ruling... by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now can you explain how an employers has ANY right whatsoever to tell us what to do when we are off the clock?

      Sure.

      When you're still in your employer's uniform, especially that of a security company wishing to maintain its reputation as a professional organization, you shouldn't be going on dates with your clients.

      That help?

    5. Re:The actual ruling... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Just imagine how funny it would be to see a bunch of post office employees playing paintball in uniform!

    6. Re:The actual ruling... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Ah. Thank you.
      So all this ruling really says is that we have to change our brownshirts after the rally before going to the beerhall.
      Got it.

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    7. Re:The actual ruling... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Goddamn it, who let a rational, level-headed person in here?

    8. Re:The actual ruling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put another way they don't want you to pick up prostitutes in a Gaurdsmark uniform or shag one of their clients.

    9. Re:The actual ruling... by aggieben · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can the slashdot editors replace the original post with this one? What about super-modding up to about 12? It's so typically slashdot to have a misleading news posting (it's pretty bad when original poster hasn't RTFA) and a plethora of totally irrelevant and indignant comments to follow.

      It's such a waste of time to find the one comment that has anything to do with anything.

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    10. Re:The actual ruling... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      If an employee is wearing a company uniform I think that the employer is in danger of having their image tarnished by an employee's behaviour if said behaviour is inappropriate. However perhaps the employer should then provide changing rooms and allow the employees to knock off work 10 or 15 minutes early WITH PAY to change into regular clothing, at which point they can do what they want.

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    11. Re:The actual ruling... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      Nicely spun!!
      Now can you explain how an employers has ANY right whatsoever to tell us what to do when we are off the clock?


      While wearing the company's uniform you may be reasonably seen to be a representative of the company due to that uniform and thus any actions to engage in may reflect on the company. If you were to appear in a pr0n flick while wearing a guard uniform, would you not expect them to be fired? Extreme example, but it is necessary to get people on /. headed in the right direction of meaning on a point. Simply work backward and see where the behaviors they had a problem with in uniform but off duty might have been unfairly adversely affecting that company.

      If you owned a company would you want your employees wearing your company regalia and doing something that would bring harm to your enterprise? No. But you wouldn't have a say if they got into their street clothes and no one could reasonably associate them with you.

      That simple.

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    12. Re:The actual ruling... by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 1

      Yep. I know when I was a firefighter we weren't allowed to wear any type of uniform apparel off-duty (except maybe on your way home) and most certainly not in any type of alcohol serving establishment.

      In fact, they just fired someone for being on a web site in uniform. Of course they were only wearing half of it...

    13. Re:The actual ruling... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      What am I going to do now? My work uniform is Jeans and T-Shirt! :)

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    14. Re:The actual ruling... by simishag · · Score: 1

      Dear Slashdot Editors: I realize that readers don't have to read the articles before getting hysterical. But would it be too much to ask for the EDITORS to do a little critical thinking? Love and kisses.

    15. Re:The actual ruling... by tacarat · · Score: 1

      Well, hell. The only reason I'd apply with Guardsmark is for the uniform, handcuffs and a boss that has an office with a locking door...

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    16. Re:The actual ruling... by 787style · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone should mod parent article -1 (Flamebait).

    17. Re:The actual ruling... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      You didn't say where the employer derives a legal right to do this. You just (successfully) made the point that an employer has an interest in such rules existing.

      Except under the George W. administration, there's a difference between what an employer sees as beneficial to his business, and what an employer has the freedom to do.

    18. Re:The actual ruling... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Security guards are by definition not equipped to be in pr0n flicks, therefore your example sucks :)

    19. Re:The actual ruling... by joncue · · Score: 1

      Maybe I missed something, but there were several complaints in the case, only one of which even mentioned the uniform. I would completely agree that if you are wearing their uniform, you have to respect that you are representing the company, and any ill behaviour would reflect poorly on the company. But the fraternization rule was a separate complaint, and did not mention anything about "while in uniform". This was a different section of the complaint and the uniform rule was not included in this work rule, it simply stated no the no fraternization policy, below are the two separate sections of the company policy taken directly from the ruling you linked.

      GENERAL ORDERS, Paragraph 18: Solicitation and distribution of literature not pertaining to officially assigned duties is prohibited at all times while on duty or in uniform, and any known or suspected violation of this order is to be reported to your immediate supervisor immediately

      . . . . .

      REGULATIONS, Paragraph 4: While on duty you must NOT . . . fraternize on duty or off duty, date or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees.

    20. Re:The actual ruling... by Chuqmystr · · Score: 1

      Well, many employers have been making such work requirements for years. So yeah, it's cool if you're gonna bang the bejesus out of your cowoker on the hood of your car in the parking lot of the local watering hole, just don't be wearing your deputy dog shirts while doing so, thereby representing the feeding hand in an undesireable manner, um kay? Common sense... Perhaps the /. editing team should take to reading TFA's before posting.

    21. Re:The actual ruling... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Yea good idea, Mod them up then reply with a thankyou to remove your mod.

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    22. Re:The actual ruling... by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2, Informative
      You didn't say where the employer derives a legal right to do this. You just (successfully) made the point that an employer has an interest in such rules existing.

      You've got this backwards. The employer has right to fire employees who do things that negatively impact his/her business, minus things that would infringe upon the rights of the employee. The NRLB doesn't think you have a right to go do whatever you want while wearing your employers uniform. Take it off, and your employer can no longer fire you for it.

      So in short, you and a bunch of your pals can't go tear up the bars while wearing your UPS uniform. Bring a change of clothes and quit with the doomsday shit. The Bush administration has done a lot of fairly evil crap, but this isn't it.

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    23. Re:The actual ruling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The employer should very well have that right, so long as you're in their uniform.

      The world is NOT all about you. If you go out and act like an ass while wearing a uniform that respresents the company, they can lose business as a result, causing financial hardship, and potentially downsizing that will affect more than just the offender.

    24. Re:The actual ruling... by br00tus · · Score: 1

      No, YOU'RE the one who has it wrong. Off-work fraternization for all non-union matters is completely out, as stated. Since there is a law saying workers can discuss union business, workers can fraternize for the purpose of discussing a union. However, they are not allowed to have these discussions if one of them is wearing a Guardsmark uniform, even if it is in their homes.

    25. Re:The actual ruling... by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      No, actually, you're still wrong.

      As I discussed here:

      we do not believe that the Respondent's rule would reasonably tend to chill protected employee activity. The Respondent's proscrip-tion against fraternization appears alongside proscrip-tions on "dat[ing,] or becom[ing] overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." That being so, we believe that employees would reasonably understand the rule to prohibit only personal entanglements, rather than activity protected by the Act. In our view, it would be an unreasonable stretch for an employee to infer that speaking to others about terms and conditions of employment is a "fraternization" that is condemned by the rule.

    26. Re:The actual ruling... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight -- it's still ok for me to wear the Guardsmark uniform that I bought on ebay, go out in public and act like an ass, isn't it?

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    27. Re:The actual ruling... by br00tus · · Score: 1

      Um, you are quoting something that supports my case. This says that workers should implicitly assume that the ban on fraternization does not extend to rights protected by the NLR Act, specifically discussions of unions. Anyone who reads the quote that you just put up can see that I am right, you are wrong. If this was just some minor ruling about union solicitation and uniforms it would not be such a big deal.

    28. Re:The actual ruling... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      The critical and key aspect of the ruling was that it allowed for the prevention of such inappropriate fraternization while in Guardsmark uniform.

      And you think that's okay? If I own the uniform, I will do what I want outside of work. Are you telling me I have to change my clothes before I can sit at the bar and have a beer? Are you telling me that I can't fraternize with a customer? You do realize that - especially in the tech industry - a lot of people have prior relationships, friendships and experience with other people they work with in the industry either at work, at a customer's site or at a provider's site.

      Just because you're wearing a jacket that says PEPSI on it does not mean that Pepsi should have the right to dictate what you can do in it outside of work hours when you're done making your vending machine runs.

    29. Re:The actual ruling... by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

      If you read the ruling, you will see that the fraternization clause is in this section:

      REGULATIONS, Paragraph 4: While on duty you must NOT . . . fraternize on duty or off duty, date or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees.

      This says nothing about being in uniform. The restrictions about being in uniform are from GENERAL ORDERS, Paragraph 18, and talk about solicitation and distribution of literature.

      In the section explaining the ruling, they say: the Respondent's rule is designed "to provide safeguards so that security will not be compromised by interpersonal relationships either between Respondent's fellow security guards or between Respon-dent's security guards and clients' employees."

      Again, there is nothing about being in uniform.

    30. Re:The actual ruling... by br00tus · · Score: 1

      Whether or not this is the case, the rule forbids workers from socializing (not just dating) with co-workers (not just clients) when they're not wearing their uniform (not just if they are). If the rule only specified what you say, it would not be a big deal.

    31. Re:The actual ruling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The above poster is a fucking idiot. Read the damn article yourself rather than finding someone else who tricked you into thinking they read it.

      There are TWO DIFFERENT SECTIONS of the ruling.

      Section B is about "fraternizing" Section C is about "solicitation while in uniform". They have NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER.

      This ruling permits companies to ban employees from meeting off-duty IN OR OUT OF UNIFORMS.

    32. Re:The actual ruling... by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      I'm getting tired of correcting people, but I feel I must so some mods don't go crazy.

      The ORDER, i.e., the affirmative part of the ruling that actually does something and takes new action, revolves around the in-uniform issue (and remedial issues dealing with the employee handbook in this context). The fraternization issue was discussed in the ruling only because it was part of the original case that had already been decided by a judge. Such fraternization provisions are allowed, as long as they do not violate the NLRA or infringe upon workers' Section 7 rights. In other words, the provision was already legal, there was preexisting precedent, and no new action was taken. The NEW interpretive action taken regarded in-uniform activity only.

      But if people want to get all up in arms that the NLRB incidentally mentioned in passing that something that was already legal and has legal precedent remains legal (that is, that employers are allowed to have and enforce anti-fratnerization rules as long as they do not infringe, specifically, on workers' Section 7 NLRA rights), then knock yourselves out.

    33. Re:The actual ruling... by xigxag · · Score: 1

      I'm just going to add to the chorus of people who are trying to explain to you that you have made an error, when you said

      The critical and key aspect of the ruling was that it allowed for the prevention of such inappropriate fraternization while in Guardsmark uniform.

      Sorry, but this is completely wrong. This is no Guardsmark regulation against fraternization while in uniform. There are TWO SEPARATE UNRELATED rules that were up for review, General Order 18 against union activities ("solicitation") in uniform, and Regulation 4, against any sort of fraternization with coworkers. So in fact the NLRB is saying it is okay for Guardsmark to prevent its employees from hanging out together away from work and out of uniform.

      Furthermore, you keep portentiously referring to "Section 7" as if it is some kind of support to your claim. Section 7 of the National Labor Relations Act is mercifully short enough to reproduce here in full: "Employees shall have the right to self- organization, to form, join, or assist labor organizations, to bargain collectively through representatives of their own choosing, and to engage in other concerted activities for the purpose of collective bargaining or other mutual aid or protection, and shall also have the right to refrain from any or all such activities except to the extent that such right may be affected by an agreement requiring membership in a labor organization as a condition of employment as authorized in section 8(a)(3)." It's just about union activities. It has nothing to do with fraternization in general and says nothing to bolster your argument.

      Ordinarily I would still consider your post to be informative, but since you seem to be wilfully refusing to acknowledge your own mistake, which is clear as day to everyone else who has read the actual text of the decision, I think you should be modded down as a troll.

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    34. Re:The actual ruling... by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      I'm going to add to the chorus of my own posts (which, to others who may be seeing my user page, are, yes, duplicated numerous times now):

      This has everything to do with Section 7 of the NLRA! Employers are absolutely allowed to have anti-fratnerization rules as long as they do not infringe on workers' Section 7 rights, period. The NLRB took no new action, made no affirmative decision, with regard to anti-fratnerization rules save for to agree with the preexisting decision of a judge. The only substantive action taken by the ruling was in regard to the in-uniform provisions, and remedial actions for the employee handbook and general mechanisms for actively informing employees of changes. There were NO CHANGES made with respect to anything dealing with anti-fratnernization rules, which the ruling notes are already allowable by precedent! In other words, this ruling CHANGES NOTHING, which runs counter to the assertion of the submission.

      Whether or not you agree with this is another story, but it is a prevailing condition at best, and definitely NOT a result of this ruling. Has the NLRB changed or reversed a previous position or precedent in this regard, I'd agree with you. But it didn't.

    35. Re:The actual ruling... by kokoloko · · Score: 1

      I don't see where the "no fraternization" rule applies when the employee is in uniform. The rules themsleves apply to "uniform employees", but that's not the same thing.

      The NLRB ruling cites the rule thus: "While one duty you must NOT... fraternize on duty or off duty, date, or become overly friendly with the client's employeess or with co-employees."

    36. Re:The actual ruling... by sfjoe · · Score: 1

      That help?

      Not even a little bit.
      While the company may certainly want people to act a certain way while in their uniform, where do they derive the legal authority to REQUIRE them to act a certain way?

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    37. Re:The actual ruling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the link, but you appear to have misread things. The ban on fraternization says nothing about being in uniform or not. The in-uniform part of the ruling was specifically in relation to union related activities (passing out info), where there was misunderstanding about whather covering up the company insignia was enough.

      They ban fraternization period. Not only "while in uniform"..

    38. Re:The actual ruling... by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      "When you're still in your employer's uniform, especially that of a security company wishing to maintain its reputation as a professional organization, you shouldn't be going on dates with your clients."

      What if the company forced you to BUY the uniform?
      Then you own it right? And you can do what you want?

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    39. Re:The actual ruling... by werfele · · Score: 1
      Guardsmark, LLC, its officers, agents, suc-cessors, and assigns, shall

      1. Cease and desist from

      (a) Maintaining or enforcing a handbook provision prohibit-ing employees from registering complaints regarding their wages, hours, or conditions of employment with Guardsmarks' clients.

      It's odd that the order in the linked ruling you supplied doesn't match what you've quoted. The ruling you linked states that Guarsmark will:


      1. Cease and desist from

      (a) Maintaining or enforcing its handbook provisions
      prohibiting employees from registering complaints regarding
      their wages, hours or conditions of employment
      with Guardsmark's clients and from soliciting and distributing
      literature during off-duty time while in uniform.

      (b) In any like or related manner interfering with, restraining,
      or coercing employees in the exercise of the
      rights guaranteed them by Section 7 of the Act.

      It's worth noting that the earlier ruling maintaining the no solication-in-uniform rule was reversed.

      It's also worth noting the in-uniform qualifier was made only in the solicitation paragraph, and not in the fraternization paragraph, and seems to have been interpreted as distinct in the discussion. So the question of whether the fraternization was in uniform is irrelevant, not critical and key.
    40. Re:The actual ruling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has everything to do with Section 7 of the NLRA!

      Great! Now tell us what the hell section 7 has to do with uniforms, because nothing else you have quoted anywhere in the thread has anything to do with uniforms other than what you yourself have said.

      All of this furor over your post isn't over "fraternization" or dating or dealing crack or unionizing, it's over you pulling the words "in uniform" out of thin air and putting them in big bold letters in your post as if to mean some other rules applied when you were not in uniform, then spending your entire afternoon defending your words to the death.

    41. Re:The actual ruling... by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

      As long as they give you a private place to change before leaving work, then no problem. But if you have to go home first to change, then it becomes a pain.

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    42. Re:The actual ruling... by xigxag · · Score: 1

      This has everything to do with Section 7 of the NLRA!

      If by "this" you mean the ruling itself, yes, obviously. But what I am pointing out is that the area where you have made a mistake is about something entirely different. Reread your original post. You unequivocally state that GUARDSMARK rules are merely a ban on fraternizing while in uniform. And that is simply not so -- they prohibit fraternization "on or off duty" regardless of uniform status, and they prohibit soliciting while in uniform.

      The gist of the NLRB ruling is that the Guardsmark rules are not voidable simply because someone might (unreasonably) construe them as prohibiting union activites. I think in that respect we can agree. I also agree with you that the original writeup is highly misleading, since, as you say, anti-fraternization "rules" were legal before and remain legal.

      Now, can you at least admit that you erred in originally writing that there is some issue of " in-uniform, but off duty, fraternization"?
      That is not the issue and never was.

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    43. Re:The actual ruling... by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Another poster kept telling me the ruling had nothing to do with "in-uniform" provisions. I could not understand why that would be the case, as it was central to the ruling, and the only thing that was actually overturned (i.e., where the NLRB took affirmative, definable action). The in-uniform provisions included ALL off-duty activity, including solicitation and all other interaction with clients.

      I did err when I said that the ruling had to do with in-uniform, off-duty fraternization. It actually has to do with ALL in-uniform, off-duty activity (though it is admittedly irrelevant, and separate from the other, specific fraternization issue in the ruling, for which no new action at all was taken, and since the submitter was posting as if this were a new issue or decision, he must be talking about the only issue that actually is new in the ruling. Right? Otherwise the submission makes no sense. Because the off-duty fraternization issue is not new: previous court decisions and NLRB rulings already allowed such employer provisions, and termination when such provisions are violated (providing Section 7 is not violated)).

    44. Re:The actual ruling... by xigxag · · Score: 1

      Otherwise the submission makes no sense. Bingo. I think the submitter was ignorant of what the existing rules and laws are, and erroneously thought that more rights were being taken away from us than already have been. And I can see now that you were simply arguing from the context of not belaboring the obvious, no pun intended.

      I apologize for calling you a "troll" earlier.

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    45. Re:The actual ruling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the rational, level-headed person who is spreading lies about what the ruling really stated? Go read it, it has nothing to do with fraternization in uniform. He's lying his ass off and the moderator's don't care.

    46. Re:The actual ruling... by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      While you're in uniform, you're presenting yourself as a representative of that company. The same laws that prevent you from making your own uniform an pretending to be an employee of a company when you're not, also dictate that they get to decide how their uniforms are used.

      There is absolutely nothing unreasonable here and it's just typical slashdot sensationalism.

    47. Re:The actual ruling... by standards · · Score: 1

      Dear Slashdot Editors: I realize that readers don't have to read the articles before getting hysterical. But would it be too much to ask for the EDITORS to do a little critical thinking? Love and kisses.

      Note that the (super)parent poster that you replied to is wrong. It is fact and law that your boss may prohibit you from being friends with your work colleauges.

      Read the article for yourself - there were TWO rulings on two different issues. The parent post you replied to is correct about the soliciting in uniform ruling... but the other decision, stated clearly in the article, is that a boss may legally prohibit you from "fraternizing" with your work colleagues.

      It's very clear IF you read the whole thing.

      Conclusion: The article posted on slashdot was factually correct. The reply that is named "The actual ruling..." is wrong.

    48. Re:The actual ruling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you give me a reference to the laws you mention that prohibit me from making or wearing a FedEx uniform, for example? I'm not a FedEx employee.

    49. Re:The actual ruling... by CXI · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Let's see if we can make this simple enough to understand... They can't force you to do anything. Are we good with it that far? They can, however, fire you for not following their rules. Is that clear enough? It's how things work in the real world. The company REQUIRES you to follow their rules. You have the freedom to quit or potentially get fired if you do not follow them. It's your choice.

    50. Re:The actual ruling... by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      For one thing, the uniform would likely include a company logo which is protected by trademark law

    51. Re:The actual ruling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. I'm not sure how far you'd get with that if I'm not selling the uniform or using it for advertising.

      So assume I have "approved" clothing -- a free polo or T-shirt handed out by the company, and black pants. Can the company prevent me from wearing the outfit? What if I'm in a school play?

  18. I think I speak for Slashdot when I say... by Zweideutig · · Score: 1

    Off-duty fraternization? I never thought of doing that! I thought everyone went home and read Slashdot and emerged ebuilds like I do. No wonder I don't have a wife. :(

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    1. Re:I think I speak for Slashdot when I say... by moexu · · Score: 1

      That's what I do, and I am a wife. ;)

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    2. Re:I think I speak for Slashdot when I say... by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1
      No wonder I don't have a wife. :(

      You misspelled "life"

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  19. Bye bye labor unions by spun · · Score: 1

    With one ruling, the NLRB has made labor unions illegal. This puts an incredible weapon in the hands of management. It will only be enforced when fraternization becomes a problem for the employer, as in the case of union orginizing. I don't expect it to have much of an impact in IT, though, as this industry is one of the least unionized, at least in the US. However, in companies where employement is not at-will, meaning they have to have cause to fire you, a policy like this could certainly be instituted and then selectively enforced to fire just about anyone.

    The whole system just looks like it's returning to feudalism. Your lord and master can dictate all aspects of your life.

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    1. Re:Bye bye labor unions by USSJoin · · Score: 1

      First of all, RTFA. You'll notice that it prohibits only in-uniform fraternization.

      Secondly, and more importantly, it's illegal to ban labor unions: we have lots of actual case law (note that NLRB isn't a court, it's just an arbitration society) stating this, and-- most importantly-- the 1st amendment guarantees freedom of assembly and association. Last time my city attempted to violate this-- Billings, Montana, by the way-- they were completely shut down by a labor strike until they had learned what the Constitution means.

    2. Re:Bye bye labor unions by Usaflt2003 · · Score: 1

      Fuedal huh? Given that most slashdotters have no gfs what does that do to prima nocta? First night with any new hard-drive your PHB gets to take it home?

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    3. Re:Bye bye labor unions by spun · · Score: 1

      No, you read TFA. Where does it say anything about in uniform? Are you familiar with the phrase "color of law?" It means doing something as if it were the law when it isn't. Like saying in the employee handbook that you can be fired for any fraternization, when in fact union organizing activities are protected. The ruling says the wording is fine, employees should automatically understand that union organizing can't be prohibited, so nothing illegal is going on and the company can keep saying you can't fraternize without qualification.

      The no in uniform thing was about distributing literature, as it says in the ruling. You can't even find the word "uniform" in the article. The constitution doesn't apply, you are signing away your rights when you sign the contract. Otherwise the ruling couldn't have been upheld at all.

      You really make almost no sense whatsoever, and I feel like you are responding in a knee-jerk fashion, as you obviously haven't even read the article yourself. Please. Go on, read it and point out which paragraph mentions the word uniform. Then read the ruling, rather than daveschroeder's unfortunate misrepresentation of it, and tell me where it talks about fraternization in uniform. Give me a page number. Go ahead. I'm waiting.

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    4. Re:Bye bye labor unions by forgetmenot · · Score: 1

      OMG.
      4-digit ID AND a subscriber to boot.
      SHAME ON YOU!

      You, of all people, should know better than to jump to conclusions about a slashdot posting even IF you did RTFA....

      As another poster noted, the ruling only enforces a company's right to protect its image by limiting off-duty fraternization "while in uniform". Of course, the biased article that was linked doesn't mention that little bit. ;)

    5. Re:Bye bye labor unions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With one ruling, the NLRB has made labor unions illegal.

      Since you cannot be that stupid, and still able
      to post on ./, I can only conclude that you are
      a Democrat.

    6. Re:Bye bye labor unions by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      try reading the actual ruling from the NLRB PDF warning The Ruling

      GENERAL ORDERS, Paragraph 18: Solicitation and distribution of literature not pertaining to officially as signed duties is prohibited at all times while on duty or in uniform, and any known or suspected violation of this order is to be reported to your immediate supervi sor immediately.


      The issue before us, then, is a narrow one: whether er's employees could reasonably construe the Respondent's rule against soliciting while ``in uniform'' as prohibiting ' solicitation with the company's insignia covered, which lawful all agree (or at least concede) is conduct protected by s Section 7.


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    7. Re:Bye bye labor unions by spun · · Score: 1

      These are two seperate issues, distributing literature and fraternization. In fact, if you bothered to read the article yourself, you would see that the issue of distributing literature in uniform was overturned, while the issue of fraternization was upheld.

      Here's some advice for you: why don't you try actually comprehending the ruling, m'kay? Sometimes just reading it obviously isn't enough.

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    8. Re:Bye bye labor unions by Compholio · · Score: 1

      As another poster noted, the ruling only enforces a company's right to protect its image by limiting off-duty fraternization "while in uniform". Of course, the biased article that was linked doesn't mention that little bit. ;)

      Sheesh, you mean we don't just have to read the article we need to go fact-check it now too? Will it never end!?!?

    9. Re:Bye bye labor unions by jc42 · · Score: 1

      [T]he ruling only enforces a company's right to protect its image by limiting off-duty fraternization "while in uniform"

      But I work in IT; grungy jeans and t-shirt with obscure and/or surrealistic slogan is my uniform. It's how the people in suits recognize me at at work as being part of the IT dept.

      So when dressed this way, I can no longer drink beer or discuss all the idiocies of the computers decreed by (MIS)management?

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    10. Re:Bye bye labor unions by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Here's some advice for you: why don't you try actually comprehending the ruling, m'kay? Sometimes just reading it obviously isn't enough.

      Translation: "Interpret the ruling the way I want you to interpret it, and we'll get along just fine, m'kay?"

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    11. Re:Bye bye labor unions by spun · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. This is not a matter of interpretation. There were three seperate issues appealed by the employees: the chain of command, distributing literature in uniform, and after hours fraternization. There was simply no fraternization in uniform issue discussed at all. That's a fact, not an opinion. Please try to inform yourself of the facts before commenting on things like this. The ruling is freely available to read.

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    12. Re:Bye bye labor unions by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      This is not a matter of interpretation.

      But you just said it was, just not in those words. The other poster didn't interpret it the way you did, so you accuse him of not comprehending it.

      The ruling is freely available to read.

      Considering the other poster quoted from it, I'm fairly confident that he did indeed read it.

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    13. Re:Bye bye labor unions by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes, he read it. But I have read it and it is very clear, there are three seperate issues. What he quotes does not even back up his claim. In the thread where he posted it, he and I have been in a discussion, and if you read that thread, you can see him completely change his argument as he realizes I have called his bluff. Let me reiterate: this is not about fraternization in uniform. Please read the ruling or at least read the thread where daveschroeder weasels his postion 180 degrees in the opposite direction and claims that fraternization in uniform was never the issue and that he was always talking about restrictions on handing out literature in uniform, which by the way the NLRB struck down as against the law, even while they upheld the part of the handbook restricting any fraternization not related to union activites. They are not even making the employer make that clear in the handbook, the wording stands as is and the employees are just supposed to know that the no fraternization rule doesn't apply to union activities. But it does apply to anything else.

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  20. This is in response to by Trigun · · Score: 1

    the recent lawsuits that were stemming from some woman in the office being passed over for a promotion because some middle manager was boning someone else, and even though the bone-ee was qualified and deserved the promotion, the other employee, henceforth referred to as 'The Prude', felt that she would have to take a boning for a promotion, even though the boss showed no interest in her, had never implied that The Prude would have to be the recipient of a boning to get anywhere in the company, or had even acted in an unprofessional manner towards The Prude. She won money, and the companies cried foul. Now, instead of logic, they apply this knee-jerk reaction.

  21. Small point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll do whatever the fuck I want out of work hours.

  22. Solution by ylikone · · Score: 1

    Don't work for companies that implement such a policy, then, no companies will want to implement that policy.

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    1. Re:Solution by Zweideutig · · Score: 1

      I just donated $1.00 USD to your friend...

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    2. Re:Solution by Baorc · · Score: 1
      Don't work for companies that implement such a policy, then, no companies will want to implement that policy.

      And then have your job outsourced to India where they don't give a shit?

    3. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same logic can be reversed against us, what if all of the businesses suddenly refused to hire someone who wouldn't agree to this policy?

    4. Re:Solution by wk633 · · Score: 1

      That's easy to say when you have a choice of jobs. Maybe I'm prejudiced, but I'd guess that people working as security guards do it because they haven't yet been accepted at cop school.

      Kind of like nobody 'chooses' to work as a telemarketer.

  23. Workers' Doxology by anagama · · Score: 1


    Praise bossman morning workbells chime
    Praise him for bits of overtime
    Praise him whose wars we love to fight
    Praise him fat leach and parasite
    A-men

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    1. Re:Workers' Doxology by wcrowe · · Score: 1


      I wonder how many get it?

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  24. Double edged sword by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This can work both ways. If your employer controls your time outside of work, injuries outside of work may become work related. I made this argument, that since my computer work at home was subject to their possession (standard inventions/non-disclosure agreement said it is their unless they didn't want it). Then my tendinitis, even off duty, was compensatible under workers comp.
    BTW. I believe in California, an employer cannot punish you for legal off duty conduct.

    1. Re:Double edged sword by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      BTW. I believe in California, an employer cannot punish you for legal off duty conduct.

      And in California they want to put a warning on French Fries saying that they cause cancer. What happens in California doesn't give much indication of what's going on in the rest of the world.

  25. Re:No big deal, unless you're an employee by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

    No, management isn't going to care if you and 2 coworkers meet up after your shifts to drink some beer and shoot the shit.

    Yes, management IS going to care if you and 200 coworkers meet up after your shifts to plan a collective bargaining strategy.

    This ruling says that they can now fire you with impunity for the latter. A blanche-er carte blanche to engage in union-busting practices couldn't have been given to Industry.

    It makes me a little bit sick.

  26. I don't find that interesting. by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I find it sickening.

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    1. Re:I don't find that interesting. by op12 · · Score: 1

      As long as you don't get sick with your co-workers, that's fine.

    2. Re:I don't find that interesting. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Since Bush is in public service to the citizenry, I suppose he should not be fraternizing with his employers on or off duty.

  27. So much for moments of genious by buk110 · · Score: 1

    Well this is going to come back and haunt employeers, far too many times I struck a moment of brilliance at a bar and wrote down ideas on a napkin while drinking with co-workers

    1. Re:So much for moments of genious by Grimster · · Score: 1

      Sell that idea to your company's largest competitor! Make a fortune, retire, and give the finger to them all :D

      I actually worked with an engineer who had designed and patented a project while working as a consultant for the company we both (now) worked for.

      Seems the company didn't have a very well thought out contract with him when he was a consultant and he was LEGALLY able to PATENT the he designed to IMPROVE the project he was paid to work on. It was a total add on that had seperate uses in other applications and he patented the thing, they sued him, he won, so they had to license the patent from him for that thing he designed to improve their machines! They then hired him full time and got better employment and consulting crontracts after that hard earned and EXPENSIVE little lesson.

      He laughed all the way to the bank, a hero among men if there ever was one.

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    2. Re:So much for moments of genious by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      While in your McDonalds uniform? Or was it some other work related uniform? Most Engeneers I know don't wear a work uniform except maybe the train engeneer with his stipped hat.

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    3. Re:So much for moments of genious by hey · · Score: 1

      You have a good point. Someday an employer will try to extend this to white colar workers saying: clearly his long beard and sandals where the uniform or a Unix guru. Could happen.

  28. Dear NLRB by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    Fuck you. I will socialize with whomever I please. The more you try to force me otherwise, the worse it will be for you.

    Yes, that was a threat. And yes, I am willing to back that up.

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    1. Re:Dear NLRB by JargonScott · · Score: 1
      How do we sleep when our beds are burning?

      In your case, you freak out every time someone misinterprets an unlit match?

      RTFA. This is a very specific ruling, not some broad "you can't have friends anymore" stance.

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    2. Re:Dear NLRB by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      Sure you could get together with your co-workers and unionize... oh wait I guess you can't... now.

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  29. Fraternazation in the military by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    When I was working for a military contractor, I spent a lot of time on military bases. There is, of course, a strict rule against dating between officers and subordinates. However, marriage between officers and subordinates is allowed. So you end up with cases of people getting married who "never dated".

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    1. Re:Fraternazation in the military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You said you were a contractor, so I'll be nice and I'll just raise the BS flag on this, but caveat that with saying that I think you mean the military can't control who you marry.


      If a senior and subordinate get married, no one can stop them. Their careers are probably over, or severely hurt, but the military can not prevent the legal union of two people under the laws of the various states of the union.


      Same with those with security clearances. A background check of your prospective spouse might say she is a Columbian drug lord with ties to arms smugglers in China, and the military might say it's a bad idea to get married, but you can still marry her. You just won't be able to keep your clearance, and now that your clearance is gone you need to be retrained to a job that doesn't require a clearance or start looking for a civilian job.


      Now there is the fact that some people covertly date, and some people choose to violate the UCMJ by ignoring the fact that they know two people who shouldn't date actually are dating, and officers and enlisted can date/marry under some circumstances and when not at the same command, but that's a bit different. It comes down to does this affect good order an discipline?


    2. Re:Fraternazation in the military by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Clarification: This only applies if the individuals in question are in the same chain of command. Most companies have rules like this as well, e.g. bosses aren't allowed to date people they supervise.

      Really just makes sense.

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    3. Re:Fraternazation in the military by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that there was no detriment to either of their careers. I don't know if they were in the same chain of command (I think not), but it was second hand and several years ago. Of course, someone could have been pulling my leg...

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  30. great... by supergwiz · · Score: 1

    this add another "excuse" for the girls at work to use when I ask them out.

  31. Insert witty reply here by LexNaturalis · · Score: 1

    I would make some +5 Funny reply, but I can't even read TFA to make an intelligent comme... wait, what am I thinking? I don't need to read the article to post! I'm still too lazy to be funny though. Pretend this was witty.

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    1. Re:Insert witty reply here by Binestar · · Score: 1

      Pretend this was witty.

      sorry, I'm too lazy to pretend, come up with something actually witty and I might pretend to laugh.

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  32. Freedom? by kk74 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And to think there was a time when I saw USA as an example for freedom...

  33. Slashdot at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if they can't even stop you from reading Slashdot while on the clock?

    Nope. Still got slashdot. All is good. ;-)

  34. two points leap to mind- by conJunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    first, how isn't this a violation of the first amendment garantee of freedom of assembly?

    second, it's not unheard of. i was subject to a similar ban when i taught in japan. that ban was a little different, it prohibited fraternizing with students, but a similar idea. interestingly, a japanese court ruled that it wasn't legal, because employers couldn't regulate what employees do when they are off the clock

    1. Re:two points leap to mind- by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

      I'm just about to leave for Japan to work for a couple with a very similar policy. Would you mind telling me what company it was that you worked for?

    2. Re:two points leap to mind- by conJunk · · Score: 1

      It was NOVA (they are the only ones i know with the policy)... The basic rule of thumb was ignore it, don't get caught, and don't put the bosses in situations they'd rather not be in. The job's a piece of piss. Don't take it too seriously and just have fun.

    3. Re:two points leap to mind- by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      first, how isn't this a violation of the first amendment garantee of freedom of assembly?
      Very easy. It isn't the government taking away your right of free assembly - it is a private entity that you freely entered into an agreement with. When will people learn that your right to free speech doesn't exist in MY house - ie. if you are in my house and start ranting about something stupid, you will be thrown out... I have not violated your First Ammendment rights. Now if the government tells you that you can't say something - you have an arguement
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    4. Re:two points leap to mind- by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Nope, the Constitution doesn't put any limits on Constitutions. You'd have to look into the millions of reams of corporate and labor law to figure out what does.

    5. Re:two points leap to mind- by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that second Constitution should be corporations.

    6. Re:two points leap to mind- by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 1

      "When will people learn that your right to free speech doesn't exist in MY house"

      Replace "MY house" with "Planet Earth". With this, YOUR right to free speech doesn't exist in your house either. At least not with a coworker. I could see banning fraternizing on the company grounds, after all that fits with the employer using the "MY house" argument. But this ruling is a step further - "MY house" now applies to anywhere on Earth.

      Corporations are artificial. Government is responsible for creating/empowering corporate systems. You say that our rights mean nothing when a corporation is involved, because of something about an employment contract or whatever. But the corporate system is a creation/establishment of government and law - just like the FBI, IRS, Navy, etc. You "freely enter into an agreement" with the IRS when you decide to make enough money to have to pay taxes. So by that token, the IRS should be able to dictate to you who you talk to off the clock, just like your employer. Right?

      In today's society, making money is a necessity. Millions of U.S. citizens HAVE to work at corporations otherwise society as we know it would collapse. So saying that employers should be able to take first amendment rights away willy-nilly because of employment agreements is a bit of a slippery slope. The way I see it, if there really was any distinction between big corporations and government, that distinction disappeared the moment corporations got the power to say who workers may associate with off-the-clock.

    7. Re:two points leap to mind- by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

      That's the one. I've heard the job is crappy, but it doesn't sound like it takes up any time outside work hours (I've never worked a 9 to 5 that didn't require some sort of 'homework').

      I think I can happily tune out a 9 to 5 for a year and enjoy the whole being in Japan thing.

  35. OBStallman by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do you call the U.S.A the "land of the free"?

    They mean free as in beer, not free as in freedom. :o)

    1. Re:OBStallman by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "They mean free as in beer, not free as in freedom."

      And what you get for free is domination as in 'free-dom'.

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    2. Re:OBStallman by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I have never received Free Beer that wasn't courtesy of an uncoerced private individual. I'm not sure where the National Open Kegs are, but wouldn't mind finding out.

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    3. Re:OBStallman by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Well, the National Open Kegs are located at the Capitol Building in Washington, DC.

      Currently there is a four year waiting list to be able to start to stand in line to access them. However, once you get there, you are entitled to one free beer before you have to apply again. This is all paid for by a 0.03% grain tax enacted to pay troop salaries during the war of 1812. Afterwards, they kept the tax going to fund "Grain Farmer Appeciation Week" and the Beer Bureau.

      Of course, Ted Kennedy's office is right above the Kegs and apparently there is some rule that Senators get to skip to the front of the waiting list and line.

      Hope that clears things up for you.

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    4. Re:OBStallman by tconnell · · Score: 1
      Why do you call the U.S.A the "land of the free"?

      They mean free as in beer, not free as in freedom. :o)

      I think you mean: Free as in iPod, not free as in freedom

      Damn Spammers

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  36. this will no doubt be redundant but I just gotta by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    say it: "Slashdot Redefines acronym for National Labor Relations Board"

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  37. Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can I now ban the employees from deficating on company time?

    I am not paying them to sit on that toilet or paying for the removal of their human waste..

    Who's in charge of that? I want to eliminate the unfair worker age laws... I have lots of jobs for 7-12 year olds at $1.25 a day.

    dammit as an employer it's my right to fuck over my employees!

  38. Can my boss evict my tennants? by amigabill · · Score: 1

    I own ral estate, which I rent to people to live in.

    Can my boss decide who I can or cannot offer a place to live? Real-estate laws require that I not discriminate. Does this law allow a loophole so that my boss could force me to discriminate against people working at the same company as I do? If these two laws have to duke it out, which one wins?

    Eh, what a joke. Since graduating form college and moving away from friends and family, the people at work are the only people I know. I am not going to completely sever from my only social life because I happen to work with these people.

  39. roofle.... by rwven · · Score: 1

    kinda does away with "leaving work at work" doesn't it? I think anyone under these rules would up and quit... Of course i wouldnt put it past walmart to try and implement it for some reason or another...

  40. intimidation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course this won't make it through appeal, but if the law is passed, then an appeal is the only hammer strong enough to shatter it.

    It is enough, however, to frighten and dissuade weaker workers. It will fit nicely into those employee agreements that stipulate that the employer can terminate the employee at any time, with or without reason.

    It is yet another risible rule that can be arbitrarily enforced to the employer's benefit, fitting nicely between "We can terminate you, at Our sole discretion, for failure to abide by these rules:

    1) No keeping food in the employee refrigerater overnight

    2) No personal use of office products materials (justifiable, but who hasn't forwarded or printed even ONE joke or article)

    3) Employee attire must be reasonable in both appearance and safety (how many employee dress codes are even more subjective?) ...ad nauseum...

  41. I guess I'm (not) screwed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm banging a co-worker...wonder what the nlrb would say about that...

  42. I have no problem with some things by joncue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but this is a little excessive. I can understand that employers don't want to hire people they know are doing illegal things outside of work (see drug testing), but outside of that, if they aren't paying me for that time, I'll do what I want. I am actually having a little trouble figuring out how this is legal. Company policies that prevent two relatives from working in the same place, etc I can understand, and if two people in the workplace get married, then one has to go. But to tell them they can't date/get married/drink/etc is out of control. If the government can't regulate what I do with my time, what makes an employer think they can?

    Also, companies that push this will feel the pinch, because any employee worth his salt will find somewhere else to work. That will only leave the bad employer with bad employees, and that is a recipe for disaster. The only other option I see for them is to raise their wages so high that people are willing to put up with it, but then they raise their operating cost and allow their competitors to undercut them.

    1. Re:I have no problem with some things by CiXeL · · Score: 1

      "Company policies that prevent two relatives from working in the same place, etc I can understand, and if two people in the workplace get married, then one has to go."

      Thats because you've already rationalized these away.

      For centuries this sort of thing was never a problem. Now you have companies banning people from smoking cigarettes ever because it raises their healthcare rates.

      Companies shouldnt be able to control anything you do on your spare time or they are basically your government.

      Its funny I used to look at the futurist scenarios of companies having you put in brain or body enhancement mods to make you more productive in your company and thought, that would never happen, people wouldnt allow it. now im seeing just how complacent US citizens are. We would totally let it happen!

      As the pool of jobs dwindles as people who once had jobs that are now outsourced are forced to take jobs in other fields and displace those workers people are getting more and more desperate for a job and thus releasing more and more control. We are very much on the path to slavedom.

    2. Re:I have no problem with some things by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Now you have companies banning people from smoking cigarettes ever because it raises their healthcare rates.

      Wow, they can do that? That's pretty cool. I think I'm going to pass such a policy with my company.

      Companies shouldnt be able to control anything you do on your spare time or they are basically your government.

      The problem is the government is forcing the companies to provide all their workers with health care if they decide to provide any of them with it. Otherwise the solution would be simple: you can smoke if you want, but then we don't pay for your healthcare.

      As for the larger point, I'm not sure if I agree or not. Think about pro athletes, for instance. Can't you require your star pitcher not to engage in behavior which puts him at great risk of breaking his arm? Can you at least ban them from taking steroids and therefore not being allowed to play? Even beyond that, what someone does in his or her spare time reflects a lot on that person's character, and why can't character count in an employment relationship just like any other? And then, what if it's a non-profit company, or any company with a purpose other than simply "to make as much money as possible"?

      Saying that two watch makers can't date is one thing. But saying that a company can't consider what you do in your spare time at all goes too far in the other direction.

  43. It's all about the sex, silly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fraternization is a management term for carnal knowledge. It can create conflicts of interest and misunderstandings in the workplace. Management is justified in having policies about such things, since workers themselves seem to have poor judgement in such "affairs."

  44. Disturbing by Oostertoaster · · Score: 2, Informative

    Google cache, since article is already going slow:
    http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:mO-w2Me3Sy4J: www.americanrightsatwork.org/workersrights/eye7_20 05.cfm+&hl=en

    This sounds like a very disturbing ruling. IANAL, so I'm not sure how any of this will stand to to serious scrutiny, but would this give employers the power to "ban" employee unions it doesn't like? And yet workers have the right to associate (at least I believe they do, its been a while since I researched workers rights at all, correct me if I'm wrong :) )

    More importantly, what useful purpose could this serve, and how would you enforce it? Without following your workers around 24/7, this ruling is nearly unenforcable.

    This whole think reeks of silliness.

    1. Re:Disturbing by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      don't bother with the shitty article, search for the word 'guardsmark' on the NLRB site to find the ruling. it's not bad, it nly applies to fraternizaiton in uniform with the uniform visable, so change clothes or throw on a jacket and you are in the clear

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  45. Meh, ruling shmuling. by mopslik · · Score: 1
    With IT workers so commonly producing some of our best work 'after hours,' even at home or in restaurants/bars, will this ruling come back to bite employers in the IT industry?

    If your employer "bans" you from meeting up with your colleagues after work, then complains about how no work is getting done outside of the workplace, doesn't (s)he deserve it?

    Can they really stop you from talking with your cubicle neighbor on the bus home?

    They can try, but I imagine that a lawsuit or two will quickly change their minds.

  46. I'm not surprised... by B11 · · Score: 1
    They can already fire you smoking a little weed on your time off (vacation/weekend/months ago). I used to work at a "retail coffee experience" place where they wear green aprons and don't call the sizes small, medium, and large (I don't want to give out the name), and some of my best friends now are from there. We hung out all the time. And it made us better at our job, since we could work together as a more unified team (almost like family).

    It really is a very simple formula:

    More intrusive government in office +
    Big business and said government in bed with each other +
    =More intrusive Big business.

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  47. A beer for the boss could have prevented this... by tacarat · · Score: 1

    Of course, management and the workers hanging out together could actually be a more valid problem, especially when people start crying about favortism.

    My conspiracy theory: The NLRB board members are starting their own dating service in areas most likely to see actual enforcement...

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  48. Desperate Unions by malakai · · Score: 3, Informative

    Far as I understand, the NLRB is for relations between labor management (Unions) and companies. This rulling is directed at union solictiation/events after work and in company uniform.

    There are well defined procedures for starting a pro-union vote. Strict rules, and lots of foul play. This group is around to rule which side screwed up that delicate dance.

    This has no affect on individual employees after ours and out of uniform. Unless they are having drinks at a bar with the local union rep and their entire department. Then god knows the rules and laws that have to be followed.

    The concern (towards both parties) is bribes and kickbacks to a select group of workers to get or not get in place a union.

    Move along people, nothing to see here. Nothing 'chilling' about this. No slope, and nothing slippery about it.

    1. Re:Desperate Unions by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Why shouldn't I be able to meet with fellow union members after work?

      When I leave for the day, my time is my time. Whether I want to go to the zoo or talk to my shop steward at a pub, it none of the NLRB's business and certainly none of my employers.

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    2. Re:Desperate Unions by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Even then, as soon as you clock out your responsibility to your employer ends (or ought to end).

    3. Re:Desperate Unions by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1

      I live in St. Louis. A guy here was fired from his job for drinking at a bar while wearing his Anheister-Busch uniform. Not because he was drinking, but because he wasn't drinking an A-B product. Somebody saw him and word got around that an A-B employee was drinking Coors or Miller or something, and the guy got fired for it.

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    4. Re:Desperate Unions by br00tus · · Score: 1

      This is completely incorrect, anyone who reads the ruling can see this is not the case. There is no law that says workers can socialize, so workers are not allowed to socialize, period. There is a law saying workers can meet to discuss unions, so the court had to protect workers rights to do that. But they said that such meetings could not take place in the company uniform. Your statement "This has no affect (sic) on individual employees after ours (sic) and out of uniform." is incorrect, not just in the spelling, but in the meaning, which is obvious to anyone who reads the ruling.

    5. Re:Desperate Unions by teromajusa · · Score: 4, Informative
      Did you read the article?


      Security firm Guardsmark instituted a rule directing employees not to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date, or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees."


      That doesn't sound like it has anything to do with union organizing, does it?


      In September 2003, the Service Employees International Union filed unfair labor practice charges with the NLRB against Guardsmark, claiming that the company's work rules inhibited its employees' Section 7 rights.

      Section 7 of the National Labor Relations Act grants workers the right to "self-organization, to form, join, or assist labor organizations...and to engage in other concerted activities for the purpose of collective bargaining or other mutual aid or protection..."


      So the union protested the ruling precisely because it did interfere with the ability to recruit for unions, which is a protected right.


      On June 7, 2005, the Board ruled 2 to 1 that Guardsmark's fraternization rule was lawful.1 The Board majority argued that workers would likely interpret the fraternization rule as merely a ban on dating, and not a prohibition of the association among co-workers protected by Section


      So in other words, they upheld the rule because they felt workers would know it didn't apply to union activities. What occured is exactly the opposite of what you stated in your post. Now how do you feel about the ruling?
    6. Re:Desperate Unions by redbeard_ak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Parent does not know what he is talking about.

      The NLRB rules on a wide variety of workplace rights issues. Section 7 of the NLRA specifies you have the right to "concerted activity" which includes ANYTHING you do as a group (or on behalf of a group) and not necessarily just in a union context. Workers in unions use these rules more than anyone else because they have a structure that knows how to use them.

      The actual decision (pdf) doesn't say a damn thing about this being just about unions. It says that company had the right to make this rule to limit employee behavior after work. This wording is specifically upheld:
      you must NOT . . . fraternize on duty or off duty, date or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees.

      Now, fraternize is broader than just dating, as dating is specifically spelled out.

      So the title of the article is not catastrophizing. The company was putting down rules that really do say what you can do after work hours and the NLRB has upheld them.

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    7. Re:Desperate Unions by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Did you read the ruling? Two sections of Guardsmark's employee handbook were in violation of law. One dealt with complaining about work with representatives of the company's clients; the other forbade solicitation while in uniform.

      The third section (actually, section B) upheld the rule that forbids employees to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date[,] or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees."

    8. Re:Desperate Unions by karnal · · Score: 2, Funny

      As an aside, the worker was spending his days urinating in the A-B stills.

      But A-B couldn't definitively prove that it was him making their beer taste like piss, so they had to fire him for drinking a competitor's product.

      Rumor has it that someone is still pissin' around in the plant.....

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    9. Re:Desperate Unions by spun · · Score: 1

      This is completely the opposite of what the ruling says. The ruling says that ONLY union related activites are protected. All others can be forbidden, as there is no law protecting them. Please read the actual ruling. It also overturned a previous ruling and said that employees can hand out literature in uniform. Note the "in-uniform" and "fraternization" issues are seperate.

      Something quite chilling about this. Definitely a slope, quite slippery.

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    10. Re:Desperate Unions by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

      It is your time, but maybe we can agree that they can request you not go and get drunk while you're still in your UPS uniform? Large companies invest a good deal of money in public perception and that can all go to hell with one good meth-binged clocktower episode.

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    11. Re:Desperate Unions by lemonjelo · · Score: 1

      In that case, why not have it rewritten to say what it means?

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    12. Re:Desperate Unions by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 2, Informative
      (I read the fine article.) I don't think it matters so much how the workers might interpret the rule as how the management might interpret the rule. If it's sufficiently broad, as this one is, management could treat a gathering of workers to discuss grievances and possibly organize as "fraternization". Besides, I think there is potentially a lot of gray between people socializing and organizing. If I am really unhappy about conditions at my job and I think the is environment repressive, am I going to trust you with my grievances when I don't know you well enough to feel you won't rat me out to the management?

      On a lighter note, I don't understand why dating ought to be called "fraternization" (from Latin "fratus" -- "brother". When I was dating, I had several objectives in mind, none of which I would consider engaging in with my brother. I think this is true of most people who "date" -- at least in the U.S.

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    13. Re:Desperate Unions by spun · · Score: 1

      This ruling has nothing to do with fraternization in uniform. It has to do with handing out union literature in uniform, and fraternization of any kind, two seperate issues. Please do not base your argumant on anything daveschroeder says, he is a known right wing fundie troll and in this case, a complete liar. Follow his own link in his post and read the decision yourself if you doubt me.

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    14. Re:Desperate Unions by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Now how do you feel about the ruling?

      Apathetic?

      Seriously, nobody is forcing you, or anybody to work for a place with a policy like this. When you accept a job you enter into a contract with the employer. If you don't like the terms you don't have to sign up, or you can try to negotiate or you can start your own competing company with better polices and hire away all the company's employees, or whatever...

      This ruling pisses me off more because all these people got paid to sit around and make this dumb-ass ruling instead of doing some real work.

    15. Re:Desperate Unions by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Excuse me, but that's a fallacious supposition. As these anti-American and bizarre rules become increasingly accepted, it will be difficult to find an organization that doesn't have said rules.

      Also, one is assuming - in an increasingly shrinking job market (BLS finally admitted some months ago that the majority of those 2 million jobs Bush claims to have "created" are part-time jobs (i.e., one-day temp or contracting jobs, etc.) - you take any job you can get. That's reality, dude!

    16. Re:Desperate Unions by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
      In that case, why not have it rewritten to say what it means?

      Because it was written by managers, duh.

      If you are intent on "making a difference" with respect to managerial communications, you are more than welcome to calendar an interface session with your supervisor with a view to enhancing the vital strategic employer-employee partnerships and evolving organisational synergy.

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    17. Re:Desperate Unions by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Seriously, nobody is forcing you, or anybody to work for a place with a policy like this.

      Yeah, cause switching careers and letting your family starve to death is always an option.

      or you can start your own competing company with better polices and hire away all the company's employees

      Doing that would probably be against company policy too, not to mention pretty much impossible for the vast majority of people.

    18. Re:Desperate Unions by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      As these anti-American and bizarre rules become increasingly accepted

      What evidence is there that these rules will become widespread? For starters they would have to be effective to be widely adopted. Plus your assertion implies that you assume you can only get a job working for "the man" and you can't go into (ethical) business for yourself.

      you take any job you can get. That's reality, dude!

      Funny, I just heard on NPR today that hiring of new college grads is up 20% this year, and the job market is the best it's been since 1999.

      The company I work for just laid off 13 people, and I quit. Everybody that looked had a job within two weeks including myself.

      Reality is that even in a downturn we have low (by global standards) unemployment. Not only that, but with such easily available credit, and bankruptcy laws that are (still) fairly generous, it's pretty easy to start a business of your own.

      Reality is that even in a downturn, organized labor continues to abuse their position of power. The leadership of the unions (at least those that remain in the AFL-CIO) maintain that big companies can take union demands in stride and that they're just holding back. Why do you think rules like this are even considered.

    19. Re:Desperate Unions by timeOday · · Score: 1
      If you don't like the terms you don't have to sign up,
      The rule was made up after all the current employees already worked there.
      or you can try to negotiate
      Employees can only be on equal footing to negotiate if they do so as a group - pretty much impossible when the government has chosen to uphold management's wishes barring you from speaking to each other.
      or you can start your own competing company with better polices and hire away all the company's employees
      In the simplistic little fantasy world of econ 101, sure. The real world has noncompete clauses and barriers to entry such as startup capital.
    20. Re:Desperate Unions by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between getting piss-drunk and having a beer with some colleagues at a pub. I highly doubt that a UPS driver, whose continued employment is dependent on his CDL is going to go get hammered before driving home in uniform.

      I also question the notion that an after work union meeting is a drinking festival. I've been a union member, and most of the meetings were centered around things like retirement seminars and disability insurance.

      Unprofessional employees can pose a problem, but the Federal government really has no business deciding what is an appropriate dress code for off-duty private employees.

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    21. Re:Desperate Unions by stonedonkey · · Score: 1

      If you are intent on "making a difference" with respect to managerial communications, you are more than welcome to calendar an interface session with your supervisor with a view to enhancing the vital strategic employer-employee partnerships and evolving organisational synergy.

      Thanks, I think I just vomited in my mouth.

    22. Re:Desperate Unions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting for the first time as anon since I'm hoping some mod points will show up soon so I can bump your post higher and the other lower for spreading inaccurate information.

      Thank You! So many people don't even realize that the NLRA protects you even if you aren't union or trying to become a union worker. Companies love to take advantage of that ignorance too. I filed a complaint through the NLRB against my former employer a couple years ago and it wasn't a union company, far from it as they are terrified of unions. My coworkers were shocked at some of the rights they never even knew they had when I started educating them and a bad company sure does get worked up when their employees start becoming aware of their rights.

      They tried a similar policy as the one in question here years ago, but it was never really enforced. It was part of their response to a sexual harrassment lawsuit they got slapped with when one of the workers started waving his genitals around in front of a female coworker. When she complained to his boss and the boss above him they just laughed and brushed her off. Well she was laughing all the way to the bank and all of the guilty parties ended up unemployed. They had basically said we could be held responsible for anything we did or said off company property and on our time and fraternization was strictly forbidden. They'd have had a hard time even trying to enforce it as most of the bosses were having affairs with each other and probably 3/4s of the employees hung out at local bars with coworkers. I'm just glad to be out of there, the description of the Mos Eisley Cantina could have applied to management there.

    23. Re:Desperate Unions by CXI · · Score: 1

      Security firm Guardsmark instituted a rule directing employees not to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date, or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees."

      What exactly is wrong with that? It's a security firm. Security firms usually take steps to increase security, like preventing co-workers from hatching schemes with each other, preventing breaches by restricting when they can interact with clients, etc. This is a common sense policy, like not allowing relationships in the military that hinder the chain of command.

    24. Re:Desperate Unions by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Yes - I am self-employed, but like many others I really don't have any choice in the matter - that's reality #1.

      Reality #2 is that the hiring of recent grads being better than previously is not a tremendous jump as the last few years have been abysmal. Reality #3 is that unemployment is reported in a continually fictional manner. Unemployment is actually quite high - which correlates to the tremendous jump in the poverty rate. Also, it will only go higher given the "policies" among Corporate America and the politicians they own. American and global monetary policy is now decided in China because of such behavior on their part. As far as unions go - union membership is so low today that they are becoming quite neglible. Nothing you posted makes sense when the numbers are examined, i.e., the final, revised numbers - not those fantasy numbers they make up prior to revision.(And please, NPR is not a valid source of anything but corporate bilge.

  49. Misdirected rationalisation? by dbolger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With IT workers so commonly producing some of our best work 'after hours'...

    Please don't read this as a flame, but what the hell is meant by this? Maybe its because I don't buy into this work-till-you-drop mentality that so many people in capitalist economies seem to have, but why on earth is this being used as a rationalisation for maintaining outside-office freedom of assembly?

    This reads as akin to "How dare they stop us meeting outside work! Don't they know that we do more work for them when we meet?", and is from my viewpoint pretty disgusting.

    What about "How dare they stop us meeting outside work! Its none of their god damn business what we do outside of the time that we are payed by them!"

    Why the seeming sycophancy? Are people so brainwashed by capitalism that they think they have a moral duty to comply with their employers, and no right to stand up and say "Hey, go screw yourself. My personal time is mine and mine alone"? That's all the "rationalisation" that should be required!

    1. Re:Misdirected rationalisation? by Gerad · · Score: 1

      Becuase to be honest, management in general probably doesn't care about what you think are your personal rights. Management's job is to manage, and by presenting them with an arguement that shows how this proposed change can and will hurt their bottom line, you're giving them incentive to agree with you.

      Making a "sycophantic" arguement that acomplishes your goals is a lot more effective than making an idealistic arguement that does nothing.

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    2. Re:Misdirected rationalisation? by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      Are people so brainwashed by capitalism that they think they have a moral duty to comply with their employers

      90% of us are totally owned by our employers. To illustrate this, try taking a few years off of work and seeing how long you last.

      If you happen to be part of the lucky 10% who are independently wealthy or own their own business, congratulations. But for the rest of us, our employers are the modern-day counterpart to the medieval feudal lords, and we obey or lose our livelyhood. It's a cruel fact of life.

    3. Re:Misdirected rationalisation? by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 2, Insightful
      With IT workers so commonly producing some of our best work 'after hours'...

      Please don't read this as a flame, but what the hell is meant by this? Maybe its because I don't buy into this work-till-you-drop mentality that so many people in capitalist economies seem to have, but why on earth is this being used as a rationalisation for maintaining outside-office freedom of assembly?
      I think you're reading way too much into the original quote. Seems to me the comment was referring to the laid-back atmosphere that employees can share at the bar, or over a group dinner somewhere. Many office environments are "stuffy" and don't allow for much in the way of conversation. If you meet up with coworkers for a drink, or a night at the bowling alley, this stuffiness goes away and there are a lot of opportunities for interaction. Often, you can accomplish more in less time in this relaxed atmosphere, even if you're not trying to.

      You might have a coworker who sits six cubes away, who you'd never have a chance to talk to during the course of a business day. Let's call him Bob. Maybe Bob's in your department, maybe not, but you barely know him and don't realize he shares your skillset. Then one night you and some others meet at the bar for a few beers. You get to talking to Bob, and realize you share competencies. You make a remark about a problem you've been working on, and after a few seconds of thought, Bob shoots back a solution you'd never thought of.

      Whether you like it (or care about it) or not, you've just done "work" after hours, and you've just solved a problem that you'd have probably spent the next couple of days working on at the office. Over the next few months, you and Bob make great friends, sharing tips and tricks, and helping each other unofficially with coding problems, both work-related and personal.

      In other words, after-hours socializing can benefit all parties. You and Bob and your other coworkers get some friendly face time in a relaxed environment. You get to know your coworkers better and develop productive relationships with them. Bob saves you a couple of hours worth of work now and then by offering a solution to something you're stuck on, and you do the same for him. And the company is better off for it - unless, of course, their policies made this entire scenario impossible to begin with.
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    4. Re:Misdirected rationalisation? by jschottm · · Score: 1

      With IT workers so commonly producing some of our best work 'after hours'...

      Please don't read this as a flame, but what the hell is meant by this?


      I'm often hit with inspiration for the solution to a problem or with a new idea that warrants development at random times, many of which fall outside the work day. I will frequently grab a laptop and put those flashes to use - too often they disipate if they're not acted on rapidly. Specifically related to the discussion at hand, those moments are easy to have when sitting around discussing life with friends, some of whom are co-workers. I am more than my job, but a good part of why I have the specific job I do is because I'm interested in the ideas that I work with. Therefore, I talk about them outside of work and often get good suggestions from friends.

      Are people so brainwashed by capitalism that they think they have a moral duty to comply with their employers, and no right to stand up and say "Hey, go screw yourself. My personal time is mine and mine alone"?

      An ideal employer recognises that some classes of employees put in valuable effort outside of the 8-5 time period and allow them flexibility as a result. That means that parents can spend time with their children in the afternoon and put in some time after the kids are in bed. It means that lunches can be as long as they take (and whenever), that three day weekends can be arranged without using leave, that a nice afternoon can be used for a hike, etc.

      Don't assume that there's never a quid pro quo involved.

    5. Re:Misdirected rationalisation? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      You must not work in IT, because just about any IT worker could easily take a few years off of work and still survive. Hell, I've done it.

  50. Er, what? This is nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my. Either the submitter got mixed up America really has lost its brain. Ouch, what a scary thought this law would be.

    Weather's nice up here in Cannuckistan...

  51. wait a minute by trybywrench · · Score: 1

    wait a minute, there's an off-duty now? I thought there was just work-in-office, work-at-home, work-in-bar, and work-in-sleep (yes i've actually drempt about programming)

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  52. It's about unions, sexual harassment by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My guess is that employers' main motives for banning after-hours employee "fraternization" are to a) inhibit forming unions and b) if sexual harassment occurs after-hours, the employer could have legal risks from it. Employers might not see any up-side to after-hours "fraternization" and there are some clearly-visible down-sides (for the employer).

    Workers in IT (esp. programmers) spend long and irregular hours, socialize with eachother, and exchange ideas. That's just the culture of it. I somehow doubt that the employers who pushed for this decision are specifically thinking about their IT staff. "These are not the droids they are looking for" basically.

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    1. Re:It's about unions, sexual harassment by bakkeld · · Score: 1

      Employers cannot "inhibit forming unions", it is against the law. If "sexual harassment" occurs after hours, the Employer would have no risks from it, except the potential "unprofessional reputation". Saying that they would would be similar to saying that if I were to rob a bank, my employer would face possible legal action by the victims of the crime. The original case in question was regarding in-uniform after hours, romantic involvment ("fraternization") with clients and co-workers. Most times company uniforms are property of the company, and so yes they have every right to dictate what can and can't be done while wearing them, in fact a lot of companies will say that any use of company uniforms while not on the clock is prohibited.

    2. Re:It's about unions, sexual harassment by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      "Employers might not see any up-side to after-hours "fraternization" and there are some clearly-visible down-sides (for the employer)."

      If this is true and an employer might not see any benefit to allowing employees to be friends outside of work, then clearly they have their heads rather far up some small, dark, stinky part of their anatomy. People who like each other and get along well enough to want to get together outside of work are going to be far better workers and much more interested in doing a good job while on the job.

  53. freedom of speech... by DualG5GUNZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems to me that if any employer (especially if federal) actually tries to enforce this ruling--provided the victims are competent--there will be a court battle. In my unexpert opinion, this clearly impinges upon our constitutionally protected right to free speech. Plus, unless our government deems us property of those we work for (I'm not saying it doesn't), there's just too much gray area to enforce this.

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    1. Re:freedom of speech... by eyv · · Score: 1

      Not free speech, but free assembly. Still, definitely would not hold up in court.

    2. Re:freedom of speech... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be a violation of both freedom of speech and freedom of peaceful assembly?

      I mean, it violates not only one's right to peacefully assemble with whomever the hell one wants, but also one's right to actually communicate to each other once assembled.

  54. most colleague are also friends on off hours... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say this is more of an effort to stop workers organizing (Unions) which is in line with the trends of our (U.S.) current low wage administration.

    SSSHH... here come the thought police...

    1. Re:most colleague are also friends on off hours... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... you might think that... until you actually RTFA before posting instead of the typical slashdot (12 year old) mentality of responding to *anything* in a knee-jerk reaction assuming that anything and everything is either a plot by Microsoft and/or "The Man" to destroy the world.

  55. Just one word to describe this by DJ+Marvin · · Score: 0

    Totalitarism.

    Do anyone have a better word? The next thing we'll know, we won't be able to speak to people we like, do things are we are told by the govt, etc.

    That reminds me of the time when americans where apalled by the conditions the people living in the USSR had to stand. We are not very far folks! Maybe next 4 years cycle will give us that too!

    1. Re:Just one word to describe this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "totalitarianism".

  56. Not funny! by Valtor · · Score: 1

    I'm ashamed that some human beings could come up with something like that. I don't think it's funny at all. I'm Canadian and hope nothing like that would ever happen here.

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    1. Re:Not funny! by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      you are ashamed that in the USA we aren't protected from firing if we wear our work uniforms and badges while doing things which make our employers look bad?

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    2. Re:Not funny! by Valtor · · Score: 1

      Actually, now I'm ashamed at myself for not reading the full article. The "in uniform" part changes everything indeed.

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  57. Unions by zev1983 · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the primary stab of this is at unions. If you can't get together with your coworkers, then you can't have union meeting. Nevermind that this give corporations control over our first amendment right of free assembly at their discretion... All and all it's a fascist law, and I don't think I'm using hyperbole.

  58. New Slashdot Code by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1 point Hysterical*

    * for dispensing with a pedestrian "summary" of the facts in TFA in favor of hyperboic and hysterical misreading according to one's own personal filters, or as an attempt to induce such hysterics in others.

    The only question, for /., would this be a '+' or '-' rating?

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  59. Biased sources, biased news. by jevvim · · Score: 2, Informative
    Go do a search for Guardsmark at the NLRB website. I found the full text of this decision very easily, and there is a very important (to me) detail that the linked article omitted: the company in question, which implemented the "no fraternization" rule, provides "security personnel" on contract basis to client companies.

    The company, then, has a somewhat reasonable explanation for the need to restrict fraternization - it is a potential security lapse, which would result in a significant loss of reputation for their company.

    In this limited role, I cannot help but agree. Especially since the NLRB rules only on the basis of interference with union-organizing activities. As I read the NLRB decision, this wasn't a review for Constitutionality -- only to determine if the rule was designed to curtail or prevent union activity at the company.

    1. Re:Biased sources, biased news. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I agree when I RTFA I thought to myself this doesn't seem to be a fare evaluation of the topic. This is a prime example of Extreme Liberal reasoning which is why the Liberals are loosing power. Usually highly educated people who look at something and just start reading and reading between the lines until you have a completely different story. I am not saying I agree with having this law for high security jobs too. But it is a lot less evil when you see the other side.

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  60. This makes it easier to fire people by Zelet · · Score: 1

    If they want to fire somebody. Just make a policy that you aren't allowed to talke to people outside of work. Make sure everybody knows it is a firable offense. Don't enforce it. Then when somebody comes along you want to fire - fire them using that policy and that would be it right there.

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    1. Re:This makes it easier to fire people by Peyna · · Score: 1

      It's already easy to fire people that don't have a contract in most "at-will" states. You don't even need a reason, so long as your reason isn't discriminatory.

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  61. So Much For Happy Hour? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    Man my company takes us out for happy hours. I guess we should all sit in separate booths. How do you expect people who spend eight or more hours a day together not to possibly hang out after work? Also, this has got to be constitutionally illegal. I can't talk with someone after work because we work for the same company? What happens if I work in a large (10,000+) company and meet someone coincidentally at a bar...what I have to ignore them? What if my brother gets hired at the company I work for (I work for a small firm,
    This is lame, and I am sure unconstitutional (some lawyer on here can probably find a rule better then I can).

    Lets not forget - it's my own time - so go FUCK OFF!

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  62. Re:No big deal, unless you're an employee by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1

    This ruling says that they can now fire you with impunity for the latter. A blanche-er carte blanche to engage in union-busting practices couldn't have been given to Industry.


    No it doesn't. What it says is that you and a bunch of your buddies can't go get plastered at the bar after work in uniform. IN UNIFORM is the key to this ruling.

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  63. Not a problem by yamla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't really see this being a big problem. I am assuming, of course, that your employer pays you for all 24 hours in the day, of course. Let's see, where I live, the government mandates overtime at time-and-a-half past eight hours in a day. Or double-time past twelve hours in a day. That works out to 6.65 times my base pay. So yes, I'd happily not socialise with my coworkers, provided I get AT LEAST a 565% raise. Heck, I'll even carry a pager for that.

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    1. Re:Not a problem by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      You're not an exempt salaried employee?

  64. Great by skitle · · Score: 0

    I wear street clothes to work every day. Does this mean that I have to put on a uniform to meet with work buddies?

  65. Re:No big deal, unless you're an employee by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
    This ruling says that they can now fire you with impunity for the latter.

    No, it doesn't. That's illegal. What they can fire you for is dating, fraternisation &c. in uniform. Sheesh.

  66. Oh come on by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why dampen sensationalism with the facts? :)

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    1. Re:Oh come on by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      "This rulling is directed at union solictiation/events after work and in company uniform."

      Really?

      "So how did the NLRB decide to weaken fundamental workplace protections? Security firm Guardsmark instituted a rule directing employees not to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date, or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." "

      Why dampen wit by RTFA?

  67. May not exactly apply to the typical slashdotter by Pfhor · · Score: 1

    I would see this more aimed towards the walmart / megacorp retail outlet employee. You know, the kind who all technically work part time at 33 hours a week, so the company does not have to give them healthcare, etc. And you can't get more than 33 hours worth of work if you tried, since everyone else is struggling for the hours, you dare not risk losing the precious hours you already have. These organizations already have policies that intimidate any worker who tries to form any sort of union. Like the dining service employees at my university. Now the companies have a LEGAL reason for firing someone for starting a union, but they can't exactly call it that. But what other reason would companies fear their employees getting together outside of the office hours, besides to organize a strike / demonstration / push for better working conditions?

  68. Way to misunderstand a ruling by spun · · Score: 1

    I read the link you provided, and you have misrepresented what it says. The issue of being in uniform relates to distributing literature while off duty, and that in fact was the only one of the three issues that was found illegal. So employees may distribute literature while in uniform. Nowhere does it talk about fraternizing in uniform. You have confused two seperate issues.

    The ruling states explicitly that prohibiting off-hours employee fraternization somehow would be automatically understood to not cover issues regarding section 7 rights. How the employees would understand this, I'm not sure, and in fact the one dissenting opinion mentions this. Being understood by the employees, the employer has no need to mention it in the handbook. So 1b doesn't really do anything. They can't interfere with section 7 protected activity, but they can sure make it sound like you will be fired for it.

    Most of the rest of the ruling you quoted has nothing to do with the issue portrayed in the article. It has to do with the other two parts of the case. You have obfusctaed the issue, either deliberately or through ignorance. It took me all of two minutes actually reading the ruling you so kindly linked to in order to find your error, so I can only assume that you prevaricate on purpose.

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  69. Problem in the summary, or the article? by jfengel · · Score: 1

    The article itself is Slashdotted, so I'm going to infer from the website that it comes from (americanrightsatwork.com) that the problem may be in TFA, and the summarizer may have just been reflecting their mischaracterization.

    Which is annoying. If you want to fight for the rights of the American worker, you do yourself and them a disservice by protesting and mischaracterizing every ruling that doesn't go your way. It makes it that much harder for me to actually hear you when actual abuses occur.

    (And yeah, it's also pretty annoying that neither the submitter nor the Slashdot editors did the same research you did. But Slashdot readers are pretty good at debunking bogus articles, whereas if the web site is wrong in their article, where on the web site will you read the counter-argument?)

  70. Isn't this a blatant violation of ... by jc42 · · Score: 1

    ... this document that's lying around, which included the text:

    Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech ... or the right of the people peaceably to assemble ....

    Anyone here recognize this text? What's the probablility that, after John Roberts is confirmed, the Supreme Court won't apply it to this NLRB regulation?

    And, lest people object that this wasn't intended to cover beer after work, I'll mention the well-known quote from one of the Founding Fathers (Ben Franklin), that "Beer is the proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."

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    1. Re:Isn't this a blatant violation of ... by zoomba · · Score: 1

      Congress made no such law. Doesn't violate constitutional freedoms in any way. Private organizations may set more or less whatever draconian rules they want to regarding employment or use of equipment (i.e. you can't claim 1st ammendment violations if a moderator deletes a forum post), these protections only apply to federal laws.

      The NRLB simply didn't PROHIBIT private companies from setting such rules. That's a hell of a long way from passing a law enforcing it.

    2. Re:Isn't this a blatant violation of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You contract away a lot of rights when you agree to work for somebody. Your First Amendment rights are no exception.

    3. Re:Isn't this a blatant violation of ... by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Well you can, but in theory you shouldn't be able to do so.

      The constitution clearly states that government does not give rights as it does not have that power. Your right to free speech is guaranteed by the fact that you are a human being, it being an inalienable right (that which cannot be taken away).

      If you are employed by MegaCorp and subsequently go around bad mouthing them, you'll likely be fired. Of course, in a technical sense you still have the freedom of speech, but exercising your right will get you fired. I believe true freedom means being able to exercise your rights without fear of any such actions.

    4. Re:Isn't this a blatant violation of ... by sabat · · Score: 1

      The bottom line is that this sort of "rule, not law" won't stand up in court -- at least, a fair court. I can't speak for Kangeroo courts, but US citizens have the right to free speech and free assembly, period. If the company you work for doesn't want you to do that, then yes, then can fire you -- but they cannot stop you. (And you'd probably have a pretty good basis for a lawsuit anyway.)

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  71. Why do you hate your job? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    My best friends are my coworkers, and our families get together on weekends to have cookouts while the kids play in our back yards. I don't look at these people as troubling reminders of a dysfunctional workplace, but as friends with similar talents, abilities, and interests.

    You don't have to love everyone in your office, but if there's not one person there that you don't like well enough to forget about whatever employment annoyances you might have, then maybe it's time to find another job.

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  72. [QUOTE=Constitution]1st amendment[/QUOTE] by Dibujante · · Score: 1

    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

    We have a fundamental right to associate and assemble with whomever we choose. Any and all attempts to restrict that during our non-work time involve a violation of our fundamental rights. This ruling is completely out of line and the wave of apathy that is the overwhelming response to it demonstrates that Americans, not Terrorists, not Chinese Fascists or anything else are the single greatest threat to American civil liberties.

    1. Re:[QUOTE=Constitution]1st amendment[/QUOTE] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God you people are fucking idiots. CONGRESS shall make no law. Did congress make a law?

      Learn to fucking read.

    2. Re:[QUOTE=Constitution]1st amendment[/QUOTE] by Dibujante · · Score: 1

      Learn your fucking constitution.
      The NLRB is a federal agency and as such cannot violate the constitution.

      Further, the 14th amendment states that no state law shall be made that abridges the privileges and immunities of citizens of the United States, i.e. the rights to assemble and associate. Ever since Bolling v. Sharpe this restriction has applied to the federal government, too.

      As such, no agency or law of the federal government may overturn or cause to be overturned our existing rights and privileges. This ruling is, in effect, legislating the protection of our association and assembly rights out of being. This ruling certainly overturns part of the Oregon constitution, for example, meaning that this ruling is literally a manner of stripping people of their pre-existing rights. Whether the agent be government or corporate, the right remains.

      There's precedent for this. Look at cases like Tinker v. DesMoines. Nobody is allowed to casually violate human rights, not even if they're very wealthy (at least, according to the Constitution).

      Learn your constitution, child.

  73. fraternization is dangerous to the employer by br00tus · · Score: 1
    As the ruling notes, dating co-workers is already noted in the rules, so the rule against fraternization clearly means one can not socialize with co-workers during off-hours.

    The circumstances show why it is clear that this company, or other companies, seek to have such 24-hour control over their workers. The circumstances being that some workers are considering organizing in the SEIU union, who brought this case. All of the work done at Guardsmark, all of the wealth created at Guardsmark is done by the people who work there. If they got together after work, they might start wondering why so much of the wealth they created is going towards the profit of the company owners, instead of to their own wages. If the company forbids this from happening, and the government uses its might to enforce this, then they are merely wage slaves working at the behest of the company. US companies were allowed to get away with this, company towns and many other things up until the 1930s, when the government was pushed back from enforcing things as extreme as this, but starting in the 1970s it began coming back, and now we are at things such as this, and it's going to get worse.

    The whole point is that the workers get individualized, while the ownership and management of this company and other companies and the government all work together. Thus it becomes this array of forces against the individual. Companies have been trying to isolate people, and make them think of themselves in terms of individuality for a long time. In the US this has been very successful. In Europe less so, which is why they have mandatory month-long vacations every year and things such as that. Then again, Europe has had peasant uprisings going back to the Middle Ages, and slave uprisings going back to Spartacus, so workers there have a long tradition of solidarity and standing up for themselves. Such rulings seek to put the force of the government against such cooperation in the US.

  74. Natch by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Should have known it was bogus, the ruling as hyped by that crappy little website would have been SO controversial that we would have all been seeing wall to wall coverage on every news net on every part of the political spectrum from NPR to FoxNews. Good to know this is just hysterical Democrats doing thier fundraising thing.

    But folks, it wouldn't be the first time an employer has pulled a stunt like this, making demands of your off time, and there are even some cases I could envision where it would be justified. Off the top of my head would be a lot of highly classified work splits things up so that no worker bee sees the whole picture. Often they don't even know what the end product will even resemble. They often have rules in place to keep it that way.

    But the proper response when an employer does something stupid isn't to go running for the Nanny State to some in and make that bad ol boss play nice. Are we not Free Men, the inheritors of the blessings of liberty bought at such horrific prices of blood and treasure by our mighty forefathers? Are their descendants such pussies that they can't handle such an easy problem themselves? Nay, the correct response would be for a dozen or so key employees to have banded together and marked riht into that pointy haired boss (probably in terror of liability from the sexual harrassment nazies) and made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

    Demand he front the money to start a company softball team. In one swoop you accomplish several things:

    1. His PHB manual says he has to agree so you win.

    2. Putting his name on the purchase approval form pretty much voids his "no after work association rule" in writing.

    3. Makes him may a token but real monatary penalty.

    And if the employyes are such sheep they won't stand up for themselves then I judge that as sheep it is the boss's duty to shear their pathetic asses.

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  75. corporate abridgement of freedom scorecard by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1
    • Second amendment - check
    • Fourth amendment - check
    • First amendment:
      • Freedom of speech - check
      • Freedom of association - check
    1. Re:corporate abridgement of freedom scorecard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that the Constitution is a document that limits the power of the government, correct?

    2. Re:corporate abridgement of freedom scorecard by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Quite so. I believe I will enslave you and sell you. Hold still.

    3. Re:corporate abridgement of freedom scorecard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's good. After all, he's only three fifths of a person.

  76. Oh noes!!!!1one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fuck you. I will socialize with whomever I please. The more you try to force me otherwise, the worse it will be for you. Yes, that was a threat. And yes, I am willing to back that up

    Ph33r teh grasshoppa. Your economy is going DOWN now, suckas. You've pissed off the WRONG 15 year old now!

    w/e.

  77. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU! by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    George Orwell was right!

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  78. My loss by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    So no more wild sex parties after work at my place.

    Oh wait, that never happened before. I work in IT.

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    1. Re:My loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I work in IT.

      So do I.
      At home.
      Alone.
      So for me the wild sex parties will continue as before?

  79. Pffft!!!!! by Mister_Natchral · · Score: 1

    whatever.

  80. This is a joke, right? by Cally · · Score: 1

    The thing is I can't tell what's satire and what's real any more.

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  81. Leave it to timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave it to timothy to post this overblown, melodramatic tripe. His posts, submissions, and comments are always biased and rediculous knee-jerk reactions.

  82. This is bullshit by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

    First, I suffered the Anti Compete clause.

    Then, the "if you invent anything while you are an employee, then we own it."

    Now, my basic speech can be limited?

    Fuck this. Seriously. Fuck everyone who passed this as law.

    1. Re:This is bullshit by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1

      I agree. 100%.

      Maybe we can get some of those Cosmic Rays that could threaten the astronauts headed to Mars to kill the NLRB instead...

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  83. Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by emil · · Score: 1

    My father used to sell Electrolux vacuum cleaners when I was very young, and he had an older coworker who gave him this sage advice on romantic relations with people at work: never deficate where you eat.

    Now, we are not talking romantic relations in the above subject, but even so relations with friends will have their ups and downs, and it is unfair to an employer to expose their work environment to the emotional instabilities in your or your friend's lives.

    I have had close personal friends at work in the past, but these days I keep a healthy distance, and things go much easier. There are lots of people who are suitable friends out there; your workplace is not your only option. YMMV.

    1. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by deaddrunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate the current corporate attitude that management should have the right to interfere in human relations in the work place. Who the fuck do they think they are?

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    2. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by eno2001 · · Score: 1
      There are lots of people who are suitable friends out there

      You are wrong. Most people are unsuitable as friends or anything else. The fact that I don't drink and hate sports and I'm not religious really cuts down on my option there doesn't it? I tend to think most people at computer user's groups are pompous asses, so there's no outlet there. Bars and clubs suck since I don't drink and people look at you funny when you don't drink. Online friendships are kind of interesting, but usually don't amount to much. About the only interesting people are 2% of your co-workers. Especially if you are also an introvert like me. I hate loud people who like to have a good time. I like quiet people who like to interact one on one, watch a movie, read a book and despise groups. That would mean, I'm an introvert and I dislike extroverts. Sounds to me like you're an extrovert since you honestly seem to believe that there are lots os suitable friends out there.

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    3. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by karnal · · Score: 1

      My father used to sell Electrolux vacuum cleaners

      That must have sucked.

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    4. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by pv2b · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

    5. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that.

      It's the people who actually had a 'social life' (in the traditional sense) in college who seem to think the world is full of folks who're suitable to hang out with.

      Those of us who didn't venture out much because we didn't like the typical college free-for-all... uh, yeah, we become adults who don't venture out much either. :)

      Now, I will say I'm ok with small groups - 3-4 of the same folks I usually hang out with one on one. That's normally for movie nights or whatnot, though.

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    6. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      older coworker who gave him this sage advice on romantic relations with people at work: never deficate where you eat.

      I like, "Don't get your meat where you get your bread."

    7. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by sobachatina · · Score: 1
      Sounds to me like you're an extrovert since you honestly seem to believe that there are lots os suitable friends out there.

      There probably are a lot of suitable friends for you out there, but, as you said, they would be introverts so you would be unlikely to meet one another.

      I don't enjoy interacting with crude, boisterous, (or overly sportsy) people either but I don't have any trouble making friends at work or even with neighbors. Give people some credit- most people are likeable. Only a small portion are really obnoxious.

    8. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are wrong. Most people are unsuitable as friends or anything else.

      It's always interesting when we make broad comments--the natural tendency is always to place ourselves into the majority, even if it's unconciously.

      I'm a leading-class introvert. My wife has trouble understanding me, and she's spent a mind-boggling ammount of time trying. I drink only very rarey, I don't watch sports, and I don't go to church--

      but I make a good friend, because I take people as they come and present myself as I am. Some of my friends are as introverted as I am, but most of them are like most people--extroverts who like to hang out in groups.

      You are placing FAR too much burden on other people. Introverts can get along just fine with extroverts--you just need to change "despise extroverts" to "aren't an extrovert", and let the social chips fall where they may.

    9. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      older coworker who gave him this sage advice on romantic relations with people at work: never deficate where you eat.

      I like, "Don't get your meat where you get your bread."


      "Don't punch a clock with a timecard in your pants."

      I like that one better.

    10. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by spectral · · Score: 1

      How many slashdotters just friended you because of these comments? I know I was tempted to, you seem like the type of person I'd probably get along with rather well in person. :)

    11. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by rthille · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd have to say the the vast majority of people are unsuitable as friends for me. They live more than 2 hours away, don't have internet access, and/or don't speak a language I can speak/understand. So, pedantically he's right.

      On the other hand, my wife and I have had pretty good luck meeting people on Craigslist (including an agnostic, recently converted to judaism [I'm an atheist, and my wife is 'generic christian'). Of course, already having a friend/wife helps, since it's a sort of prequalification...

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    12. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by anothy · · Score: 1

      brother, you're not an introvert, you're a misanthrope. the introvert/extrovert is a statement on yourself, mostly about how you interact with people. you're making statements on the relative worth of humanity in general. there's a lot of "hate" and "despise" in your post (including, apparently, hating people who like to have a good time, which is awful telling).

      i'm a mild introvert. i can deal with groups and crowds, i'm not crippled by them, but i don't generally enjoy them. but i have lots of friends who're strong extroverts. this works well because they're still good people. stop trying to dump people into neat little categories. i don't know you, so i won't speculate on where the dark emotions come from, but i will recommend you talk to a professional about them. they're not good for you.

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    13. Re:Coworkers in your circle of friends is harmful. by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      Your reaction fascinates me. I'm actually a pretty fun guy, but I can really only interact with people comfortably on a one-on-one basis. When I'm in a room full of people, I'm the guy everyone says, "gee you're quiet" to. But, if you get to know me and we share a lot of things in common, the conversations will go on for hours. Everyone who knows me personally thinks I'm a really nice guy. They are also aware of my strong sarcastic streak and most tend to appreciate it. To make matters better, my wife is even more sarcastic and has even more "hate" (read as doesn't give a rat's ass about what anyone thinks is important if they take themselves too seriously) than I do. We make a lovely couple and we make even better parents to our daughter. So... I would have to suggest that your assessment of me is completely wrong.

      What my wife and I have come up with is that there are many types of people, but the worst are the "heart and puppy dog" people. They want everything to be nice and happy and everyone to be *nice* to each other and it's all just sooooo *nice*. These people are stupid. They are the people who when the polls for Clinton were up were saying, "that Clinton. What a nice guy..." Then when the polls for Bush were up, "that Bush. What a nice guy...". These people don't "get it". They don't understand that life is a travesty that you just have to laugh at in order to get by. Instead they took the easy route of sticking their heads up their asses and denying harsh truth.

      Sadly, these people make up the majority of the world. They are the people who don't like coarse jokes about babies for instance. Seeing that I'm a father, they would think I'd be offended by a good baby joke. But... I can make the logical separation between reality and fiction. They, apparently can't. Still, I also understand how to be polite. That's why so many people think I'm the nicest guy they've ever met. Because, I AM the nicest guy they'll ever meet. If they are decent people (yeah even the heart and puppy dog variety) I'll do all I can to help them. If they're assholes, I'll do everything I can to fuck with them. I think my high school history teacher put it best, "You are so aggravating. You are both a gentleman and a rebel. It's impossible to fault you for being a prick, because you're not. But it can't be denied that you make no bones about what you don't like". And that's the point. I call them as I see them.

      One more thing... your post wasn't really negative in any way, but it was just fascinating to me since you actually took the time to try and make a guess as to what I'm like with very few clues about me. Truth be told, I was a punk rocker with a strong punk rock DIY ethos in high school and still kept the attitude into adulthood. I like to fuck with people who think life is simple. Not because I'm mean, but because I want to wake them the fuck up. However, you don't seem to be asleep. ;P Cheers.

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  84. You must not be on-call.. by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    ..cause I *have* to be concerned about my workplace 24/7/365 and available to immediately respond to a systems emergency.

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    1. Re:You must not be on-call.. by brunson · · Score: 1

      Do you mean 24/7 or do you mean 24/365. 24/7/365 is just redundant. I could possibly see 24/7/52

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    2. Re:You must not be on-call.. by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      >> ..cause I *have* to be concerned about my workplace 24/7/365 and available to immediately respond to a systems emergency.

      There's a recipe for stress. If there is no one in your company who can handle your workload when sick/vacationing/sleeping, I'd say they have problems.

      Is there no one else who could carry your pager for a week? What happens if you get hit by a bus?

    3. Re:You must not be on-call.. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      Why do people keep accepting this crap?

      I don't know, I never had, never will....

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  85. Not misunderstood at all, proof enclosed by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    No, I have not misrepresented it.

    First of all, this ruling is over a year old, so I'm quite at a loss of why it's being trotted out now, if only for drama.

    Second, it's pretty clear:

    Contrary to our dissenting colleague, we do not believe that the Respondent's rule would reasonably tend to chill protected employee activity. The Respondent's proscrip-tion against fraternization appears alongside proscrip-tions on "dat[ing,] or becom[ing] overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." That being so, we believe that employees would reasonably under-stand the rule to prohibit only personal entanglements, rather than activity protected by the Act. In our view, it would be an unreasonable stretch for an employee to infer that speaking to others about terms and conditions of employment is a "fraternization" that is condemned by the rule.

    It is well established that employees have the right under Section 7 to engage in union solicitation on the employer's premises during nonwork time, unless the employer can demonstrate the need to limit the exercise of that right in order to maintain production or discipline. Republic Aviation Corporation v. NLRB, 324 U.S. 793, 803 (1945), citing Peyton Packing Co., 49 NLRB 828, 843-844 (1943), enfd. 142 F.2d 1009 (5th Cir.), cert. denied 323 U.S. 730 (1944).

    There is a longstanding principle that is well-understood and acknowledged by the NLRB that employers MAY NOT interfere with employee's rights under section 7 of the Act.

    However, if you're doing something - anything - that is significantly interfering with your, or others', workplace productivity, then you may be terminated.

    How or why does this possibly come as a surprise? Further, if you're an at-will employee, you (generally) can be terminated at any time without cause.

    The entire text of the over-year-old fraternization section of the ruling is below. Keep in mind that the NLRB was reviewing a decision that a judge already made determining that the rules, as applied, did not violate the act.

    B. The Fraternization Rule
    The judge also concluded that the Respondent did not violate the Act by maintaining a work rule that directs employees not to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date[,] or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." The judge reasoned that such a rule "does not on its face, or by reasonable implication, pre-clude activities protected by the Act." The General Counsel excepts, arguing that employees reasonably would understand the rule to prohibit activity protected by Section 7.
    We find no merit to this exception. The Respondent's rule is somewhat similar to a work rule we reviewed in Lafayette Park Hotel, supra, and found lawful. There, the employer's rule mandated that "[e]mployees are not allowed to fraternize with hotel guests anywhere on hotel property." 326 NLRB at 825. We concluded that the rule was lawful because employees would not reasonably read "this rule as prohibiting protected employee com-munications . . . about terms and conditions of employ-ment." Id. at 827. Although the Respondent's rule is not identical to the one in Lafayette Park Hotel, we find that any differences between the rules are not material and do not warrant a different outcome here.
    Contrary to our dissenting colleague, we do not believe that the Respondent's rule would reasonably tend to chill protected employee activity. The Respondent's proscrip-tion against fraternization appears alongside proscrip-tions on "dat[ing,] or becom[ing] overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." That being so, we believe that employees would reasonably under-stand the rule to prohibit only personal entanglements, rather than activity protected by the Act. In our view, it would be an unreasonable stretch for an employee to infer that speaking to others about terms and conditions of employment is a "fraternization" that is condemned by the rule. As in Lutheran Heritage Village, our dissenting co

    1. Re:Not misunderstood at all, proof enclosed by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      As near as I can figure, you are still missing the point. No where that I could find in the ruling was there mention about the regulation being ok because it's "in uniform" ( which would indeed be ok ).

      No, the regulation simply states:

      REGULATIONS, Paragraph 4: While on duty you must NOT . . . fraternize on duty or off duty, date or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees

      And no where is there mention otherwise. Any mention referring to in uniform that I could find were regarding the solicitation and distribution of literature.

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    2. Re:Not misunderstood at all, proof enclosed by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Yes, and in response to that, the NLRB said:

      we do not believe that the Respondent's rule would reasonably tend to chill protected employee activity. The Respondent's proscrip-tion against fraternization appears alongside proscrip-tions on "dat[ing,] or becom[ing] overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." That being so, we believe that employees would reasonably under-stand the rule to prohibit only personal entanglements, rather than activity protected by the Act. In our view, it would be an unreasonable stretch for an employee to infer that speaking to others about terms and conditions of employment is a "fraternization" that is condemned by the rule.

      As I said in another response on this issue, and am repeating for the sake of expeditiousness here:

      The entire ruling is laden with concern about not prohibiting protected Section 7 activity under the Act.

      The NLRB ruling, which was affirming a decision that had already been made by a judge, is that an employer is perfectly with its rights to restrict off-duty personal fraternization between employees and clients and/or coworkers. This has already been established in multiple previous decisions, and is nothing even remotely new. Even the Guardsmark decision is over a year old.

      Sorry, but this does not chill Section 7 rights, and in fact reaffirms, several times, Section 7 rights at multiple points throughout the ruling, including in the final Order.

    3. Re:Not misunderstood at all, proof enclosed by spun · · Score: 1

      The ruling only says that the employer's rules won't chil section 7 rights. It doesn't say they have to explain anything to tme employees. They don't have to change the manual to say, "but you can do union related things." So the manual stands as is, prohibiting fraternization, and it is up to the individual employee to figure out that means they can talk about unions.

      I call that chilling section 7 rights.

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    4. Re:Not misunderstood at all, proof enclosed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah blah blah ... chill rights ... blah blah

      BUT WHERE DOES IT SAY IN UNIFORM?

      Just accept that you're wrong already! You can quote random shit that makes the whole thing look like a molehill, but the real mountain here is that you originally stated that it only applied to people in uniform, and you have yet to prove that you, and not the article submitter or anyone else who actually read and comprehended the article and has argued with you, are correct.

      How old this ruling is and how stale the news is does not have any bearing on whether or not the ruling does or does not allow my company the power to tell me that if I organize a happy hour after work in or out of uniform, I can be fired.

      Obviously to you, being wrong is far more earth-shattering than companies being able to ban dating and fraternization (whatever the hell it means in that context).

    5. Re:Not misunderstood at all, proof enclosed by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Legal decisions should be CLEAR and understandable by all involved from lawyers to the high-school educated guy running the machines on the floor. IMHO, all the Dave vs Anti-Dave arguments are BECAUSE the NLRB was unclear as it **assumed** everyone understands the Section 7 context when in fact they don't as evidenced by those here who are certainly NOT your avg. workers.

  86. The Statue of Liberty ... by kres · · Score: 1

    ... is rolling on the floor laughing

  87. Mod Parent Up! by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    The editors and posters make me laugh sometimes. Most don't bother to RTFA.

    1. Re:Mod Parent Up! by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      R'ing the F'ing A' would not help in this instance as the article is some pice of crap pinched from the ass of some far left scaremonger who didn't even hyperlink the actual NLRB ruling.

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  88. GOVERNMENT not persons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Constitutional freedoms prevent GOVERNMENT from interfering with you NOT private citizens or corporations. Got it?

    1. Re:GOVERNMENT not persons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they should apply to corporations.

      Seriously, why not?

      Corporations have set limits, e.g. they can't just go around making faulty products, why can't we make them play fair as well?

  89. Your Rights Online by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Slashdot, where Online apparently necessitate being Online at all.

  90. Quit spreading LIES, dave by spun · · Score: 1

    Re-read the ruling. There are twqo seperate issues, handing out literature in uniform and fraternizing. You are conflating the two when they are completely unrelated. And mods, please, don't mod this man up until you read the ruling yourself. If I am wrong, you can mod me into oblivion, but this man is spreading outright lies and being modded up for it and it disgusts me.

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  91. State your source please. by BytePusher · · Score: 1

    I saw nothing regarding uniforms in the article, so I did a search for the word "uniform" and didn't find such a word. I don't know why this got modded up. Moderators, RTFA.

  92. Trolling Clinton Kicker by beacher · · Score: 4, Informative
    Just WHERE does the fraternization section say "in uniform"? Please correct me. I thought I was off the hook when I read your "in uniform" bit, but I always double check for this exact reason.

    FYFL-
    The judge also concluded that the Respondent did not violate the Act by maintaining a work rule that directs employees not to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date[,] or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." The judge reasoned that such a rule "does not on its face, or by reasonable implication, pre-clude activities protected by the Act." The General Counsel excepts, arguing that employees reasonably would understand the rule to prohibit activity protected by Section 7.

    We find no merit to this exception. The Respondent's rule is somewhat similar to a work rule we reviewed in Lafayette Park Hotel, supra, and found lawful. There, the employer's rule mandated that "[e]mployees are not allowed to fraternize with hotel guests anywhere on hotel property." 326 NLRB at 825. We concluded that the rule was lawful because employees would not reasonably read "this rule as prohibiting protected employee com-munications . . . about terms and conditions of employ-ment." Id. at 827. Although the Respondent's rule is not identical to the one in Lafayette Park Hotel, we find that any differences between the rules are not material and do not warrant a different outcome here. Contrary to our dissenting colleague, we do not believe that the Respondent's rule would reasonably tend to chill protected employee activity. The Respondent's proscrip-tion against fraternization appears alongside proscrip-tions on "dat[ing,] or becom[ing] overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." That being so, we believe that employees would reasonably under-stand the rule to prohibit only personal entanglements, rather than activity protected by the Act. In our view, it would be an unreasonable stretch for an employee to infer that speaking to others about terms and conditions of employment is a "fraternization" that is condemned by the rule. As in Lutheran Heritage Village, our dissenting colleague continues to advocate finding a violation where an employee could possibly perceive a conflict between a rule and protected activity. We, instead, limit the Board's reach to rules, unlike this one, where an em-ployee would reasonably perceive such a conflict.

    We recognize that the rule in Lafayette Park Hotel prohibited fraternization with guests, while the rule here prohibits fraternization with client employees or coem-ployees. However, in context, the rule here is reasonably understood as prohibiting personal entanglements, rather than activity protected by the Act. Moreover, as the judge noted and our dissenting col-league ignores, the Respondent's rule is designed "to provide safeguards so that security will not be compro-mised by interpersonal relationships either between Re-spondent's fellow security guards or between Respon-dent's security guards and clients' employees." Given those heightened security concerns, we think the Re-spondent's justification for its fraternization rule is even stronger than that of the employer in Lafayette Park Ho-tel, where we concluded that a fraternization rule was a proper means for preventing the "appearance of favorit-ism, claims of sexual harassment, and employee dissen-sion created by romantic relationships in the workplace." 326 NLRB at 827 fn.

  93. Oh yes you can. by emil · · Score: 1
    • Join the military. Sex with the wrong person will open you up to a fraternization charge.
    • Get a security clearance and work in the defense industry. If you are high enough, they will definitely be looking you over for fraternization.
    • The CEO of Boeing just lost his job because he had sex with a VP.

    There are definite consequences to sexual relations at work. Some are written down, some are not.

    1. Re:Oh yes you can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but that doesn't mean that that's *right* or appropriate to restrict our human rights that way..

    2. Re:Oh yes you can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The military owns your ass anyway. It's totally different from normal employment...for example, with normal employment you are allowed to quit whenever you want. Another example: my brother, an officer in the Navy, says he's not allowed to be involved in politics, participate in demonstrations, etc. It doesn't matter whether he's in uniform or not.

    3. Re:Oh yes you can. by dcam · · Score: 1

      # Join the military. Sex with the wrong person will open you up to a fraternization charge.

      This is a bad example. The military has their own rules, their own courts and their own jails.

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    4. Re:Oh yes you can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be more worried about that fact that in the miliary you can be ordered to walk out into sprays of enemy machine gun fire, and shot by your own side if you fail to comply. Frankly, having to stick to wanking is no big deal in comparison.

  94. Grammar Nazi ALERT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that the title is referring to the NLRB not the NRLB, which apparently does not exist.

  95. Makes sense really by TheSneak · · Score: 1

    Back in my highschool summer-job days I worked at a place with employee uniforms. We were barred from driking and smoking in or around the building while wearing our uniforms, and if caught could be severely punished and/or fired.

    This isn't to say we weren't allowed period, as all we had to do was take off the uniform, and this is a bit less radical than what this ruling states, but it's still a valid example. Employers don't want their business' image to be tarnished by a drunken employee stumbling around in uniform.

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  96. Another example of Corporate bull by ChessellTech · · Score: 1

    There have already been several examples of companies dictating what their employees cannot do on their off time. Weyco, Inc., recently implemented a policy that required employees to take a test, similar to a drug test, that would detect if an employee was a cigarette smoker. If the employee was found to be a smoker or refused the test, they were fired. Note that this test did NOT care if the employee smoked at work or not. This seems like quite an invasion of privacy to me, as smoking cigarettes is not only legal, they do not possibly affect an employee's judgement or motor skills, which as I understand it is the reason regular drug tests for illegal drugs are implemented. Cigarette testing doesn't fall under the same logic. Do a search on "company fires smokers" for plenty of examples of this.

    1. Re:Another example of Corporate bull by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      how is this corporate bull? more like bull from the far left anti-success types, the actual order from the NLRB is this.

      ORDER afting The National Labor Relations Board orders that the e Respondent, Guardsmark, LLC, San Francisco, Califor yers nia, its officers, agents, successors, and assigns, shall r 1. Cease and desist from (a) Maintaining or enforcing its handbook provisions nder prohibiting employees from registering complaints re y garding their wages, hours or conditions of employment nts with Guardsmark's clients and from soliciting and dis tributing literature during offduty time while in uniform. easonable (b) In any like or related manner interfering with, re fraternizing straining, or coercing employees in the exercise of the illageLivonia, rights guaranteed them by Section 7 of the Act. issent 2. Take the following affirmative action which is nec f essary to effectuate the purposes of the Act. ssociate 8 The Respondent may comply with our Order by rescinding the ry unlawful provisions and republishing its employee handbook without of them. We recognize, however, that republishing the handbook could onably entail significant costs. Accordingly, the Respondent may supply the on employees either with handbook inserts stating that the unlawful rules amework have been rescinded, or with new and lawfully worded rules on adhe ge, sive backing which will cover the old and unlawfully broad rules, until e it republishes the handbook without the unlawful provisions. Thereaf her ter, any copies of the handbook that are printed with the unlawful rules 0 must include the new inserts before being distributed to employees. r See Farr Co., 304 NLRB 203, 257 (1991). ayette 9 To be sure, an employer may avoid imposition of a companywide ``fraterniz[ing]'' remedy by showing that ``special circumstances'' justify a narrower whereas remedy. See Raley's, Inc., 311 NLRB 1244 fn. 2 (1993). The Respon d dent, however, does not contend that any special circumstances are r's present. (a) Rescind the handbook provisions prohibiting em man, ployees from registering complaints regarding their EMBER wages, hours, or conditions of employment with Guards mark's clients and from soliciting and distributing litera ture during offduty time while in uniform. t's (b) Furnish all current employees with inserts for the current employee handbook that (1) advise that the , unlawful rules have been rescinded, or (2) provide the language of lawful rules; or publish and distribute re siness vised handbooks that (1) do not contain the unlawful solicitation rules, or (2) provide the language of lawful rules. (c) Within 14 days after service by the Region, post at s its offices nationwide copies of the attached notice marked ``Appendix.'' 10 Copies of the notice, on forms ecision provided by the Regional Director for Region 20, after 75 being signed by the Respondent's authorized representa law tive, shall be posted by the Respondent and maintained for 60 consecutive days in conspicuous places, including all places where notices to employees are customarily posted. Reasonable steps shall be taken by the Respon dent to ensure that the notices are not altered, defaced, or covered by any other material. In the event that, during the pendency of these proceedings, the Respondent has gone out of business or closed the facilities involved in these proceedings, the Respondent shall duplicate and mail, at its own expense, a copy of the notice to all cur rent and former employees employed by the Respondent at any time since May 6, 2003. (d) Within 21 days after service by the Region, file with the Regional Director a sworn certification of a re sponsible official on a form provided by the Region at testing to the steps that the Respondent has taken to comply. Dated, Washington, D.C. June 7, 2005

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  97. Speech and assembly by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech ... or the right of the people peaceably to assemble ....

    The operative words here are "speech" and "assemble".

    Freedom of speech doesn't mean that you can slander anyone you like. You can't sell graphic pornography in a toy store. There are limits to free speech. You can say what you want, but you can't do so in a purely unlimited fashion.

    Freedom to assemble also has limitations. You can't just get 50,000 of your best friends together for a march on the White House without a permit. The government can't deny you a permit without good reason (say, security concerns), but in the real world the freedom to assemble isn't infinite.

    This NLRB regulation seems borderline, though. Sure, the uniforms are owned by the employers, but they don't necessarily have any Constitutional right to control their brand identity when employees are wearing those uniforms. Police, firefighters, and military personnel all have rather strict regulations about fraternization while in uniform, but their salaries are paid by the state, and they work directly for the public.

    It would be interesting to see how the Supreme Court would rule if the NLRB regulation was challenged and made its way to the Supreme Court.

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  98. MOD PARENT DOWN-LIAR by spun · · Score: 1

    You are a liar, and you know it. The ruling says nothing about fraternization in uniform, but by posting that lie literally dozens of times in this article, you have obviously gotten thousands to believe you. Please mods, read the ruling and decide for yourself. The ruling talks about handing out information in uniform and fraternization after hours and they are two distinct issues.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN-LIAR by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      I've already addressed that section of the ruling as well. It's very clear:

      we do not believe that the Respondent's rule would reasonably tend to chill protected employee activity. The Respondent's proscrip-tion against fraternization appears alongside proscrip-tions on "dat[ing,] or becom[ing] overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees." That being so, we believe that employees would reasonably under-stand the rule to prohibit only personal entanglements, rather than activity protected by the Act. In our view, it would be an unreasonable stretch for an employee to infer that speaking to others about terms and conditions of employment is a "fraternization" that is condemned by the rule.

      The entire ruling is laden with concern about not prohibiting protected Section 7 activity under the Act.

      The NLRB ruling, which was affirming a decision that had already been made by a judge, is that an employer is perfectly with its rights to restrict off-duty personal fraternization between employees and clients and/or coworkers. This has already been established in multiple previous decisions, and is nothing even remotely new. Even the Guardsmark decision is over a year old.

      Sorry, but this does not chill Section 7 rights, and in fact reaffirms, several times, Section 7 rights at multiple points throughout the ruling, including in the final Order.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN-LIAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't give a flap about Section 7 activity. I care that if me and Bob, who sits at the desk next to me, go out on Friday night in our cowboy boots and ten gallon hats, not wearing a uniform, and have a few beers and do the two step with a few pretty little gals, WE CAN GET FIRED FOR FRATERNIZING. That's what I fucking care about.

  99. I can find another job by raider_red · · Score: 1

    There's a simple answer to this: Any attempt by my employer to tell me who I can or can't communicate with outside of work will be met with my resignation.

    I have a skill-set which is very much in demand, and I'll have no problem finding a new job if I want one.

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    1. Re:I can find another job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they came for the men with no good skills, I did nothing
      When they came for the men with lesser skills, I did nothing
      When they came for my co-worker, I did nothing
      When they came for me no-one was left to do anything.

  100. Q: How many teamsters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Twennyfoah. Youse gotta problem wit dat?

  101. There goes my plan... by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 1

    And I tought I had the perfect plan:

    1. Get secret clearance and defense job
    2. ???
    3. Get lucky with lots of sexy Russian spies!

    Damn rules!

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    1. Re:There goes my plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      And I tought I had the perfect plan:

      1. Get secret clearance and defense job
      2. ???
      3. Get lucky with lots of sexy Russian spies!


      Whereas I'm sure Boris and Igor would be thrilled at your advances, you'll most likely have to settle for doing what your username states. Sorry.

  102. The constitution trumps the NLRB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The right of association is entrenched in law. Some of our nation's leaders seem to hate the constitution because it thwarts their desire to remove our freedoms. The NLRB should be ashamed of itself. Here's a link:

    caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/data/constitution/amendment 01/12.html

  103. Politcal interpretation by Balthisar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Okay, the damned article is at a pro-union worksite, and their interpretation of the NLRB ruling is decidedly inline with their own agenda; it's not necessarily a fair interpretation of the NLRB ruling. Twisting facts to scare the public at large -- including ./ers -- is the same technique that union organizers have been using since unions have become irrelevant. Fear and intimidation is the only tool that they have to support their stupid monopoly cash cow. It so happens that I *am* a union member not by choice but by having the choice forcibly taken away from me by the same damn assholes that publicize these scare tactics. We're trying to *decertify* our stupid loser union -- considering the NLRB *won't* let us circulate petitions at work, where does everyone expect us to present information and circulate petitions? Oh, by the way, the same damn, lazy assholes who brought in the union did all of their campaigning on company property. Where does the power lie?

    Yeah, okay -1 for flamebait, but that's evened out by my making +1 for a damn good reminder to read what you will with a critical eye -- even if it's only reading this response!

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    1. Re:Politcal interpretation by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

      So then give us a "fair" analysis. It's one thing to criticize their take, but how do you see the being applied?

  104. Fraternization in uniform? by spun · · Score: 1

    Please point out where it talks about that, as that is the issue you have posted about numerous times in this thread. Are you being deliberately dense? The fact is that the company can make it seem like they can fire you for fraternization relating to union affairs, while they can't. Besides that, they can fire you for fraternization that doesn't realte to union affairs.

    To repeat: where does it talk about fraternization in uniform? I would like you to publically retract your statements if you can't back them up. If I am wrong, I will publically retract my statements.

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    1. Re:Fraternization in uniform? by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      You're not wrong, but that's not the order of the ruling. In the context of fraternization, the ruling discussed an already-made decision by a judge, which the NLRB did not reverse and for which it did not issue relevant orders.

      The ORDER of the ruling relates exclusively to the in-uniform provisions and the employee handbook, and remedial action.

      The SECTION of the ruling's discussion about fraternization, without regard to the separate uniform issue, simply reaffirmed the judge's existing decision and concluded that the ruling was not in violation of the NLRA, and further noted that the employer's fraternization provision would not reasonably be interpreted to limit or infringe upon Section 7 Activity, and that indeed, Section 7 activity is protected, as it is mentioned exceedingly numerous times elsewhere in the ruling, and in that section.

    2. Re:Fraternization in uniform? by spun · · Score: 1

      I suppose this is as close to an admission that you were wrong as I'm going to get, but the damage is already done. You have conflated the two seperate issues in numerous highly rated posts in this thread and people will see those and believe what you wrote, that the entire issue is about fraternization in uniform. My hat is off to your superior propaganda skills.

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    3. Re:Fraternization in uniform? by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      As I said in my second response to you, but I'll also post here so people will see it, the order of the ruling only concerned in-uniform issues and remedial action.

      The "ruling" didn't "make it legal" for employers to fire you for having rules regarding off-duty fraternization. It already WAS legal - and a judge had already ruled in the Guardsmark case as such - and remains as such. No new orders were issued in that regard.

      So I'm not admitting I'm wrong at all, because I'm not:

      The submission trumpets like this is a "new" "ruling" that opens the floodgates for employers to start randomly prohibiting any contact whatever by employees after hours. However,

      - This ruling itself was already over a year old, so I'm not sure why this is even rearing its head;
      - The order of the ruling deals with in-uniform issues and merely makes comment on the fraternization issue as being allowable;
      - Frankly, as long as it doesn't prohibit, infringe, or chill Section 7 rights, employers are absolutely allowed to prohibit interpersonal interaction/dating/etc. between employees. And, if an employer chooses to do that for whatever reason, you don't have to work there.

    4. Re:Fraternization in uniform? by spun · · Score: 1

      Whatever. Please simply retract your incorrect statement that this ruling had anything to do with fraternization in uniform.

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    5. Re:Fraternization in uniform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      having read this entire section of the thread, I would have to say that spun is a retard or at least failed all reading comprehension tests.

    6. Re:Fraternization in uniform? by spun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 780 on my verbal SATs makes me such a retard with such poor comprehension, you ad hominem using clueless AC. Please read the ruling yourself, or at least read the dialogue between daveschroeder and myself where he essentially reverses his position and claims that fraternization in uniform was never the issue all along, he was always talking about handing out literature in uniform.

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  105. complete bullshit by dindi · · Score: 1

    If my boss tells me i cannot go out with XY in MY FREE TIME and do whatever from getting drunk to reading books to having sex, I just leave the company the same day.

    This is completely unacceptable bullshit that can only exist in the US as a legislation.

    Besides that: it usually turn out in after-hour activities that your workmates are not as hypocrat assholes as they have to behave at their workplace, and those after hours make workplace a bearable place most of the time....

    on the other hand i gave up on workplaces for a long time and work alone as i am too antisocial and tired to keep up with all that bullcrap that goes on in a regular workspace ....

  106. Also misread the NLRB decision by tweakthis · · Score: 1

    Sadly, daveschroeder also misread the NLRB decision. He says the ruling is limited to off-duty, in-uniform fraternization -- not so. The NLRB said in-uniform solicitation can be prohibitted. The term "solicitation" has a particualr meaning in labor law that doesn't relate to dating or fraternization.

    The ruling also separately said that a rule prohibiting off-duty fraternization, dating or becoming too friendly with employees of a client company did not violate the National Labor Relations Act (NLRA). Thus, if you are an employee of an IT subcontractor, your employer can prohibit you from socializing with the contracting company's employees without violating the NLRA. The NLRB did not limit this to circumstances where uniforms are worn.

    1. Re:Also misread the NLRB decision by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      I've already responded to this several times now.

      The decision was already made by a judge, and I'll refer you here for the quite straightforward response to the issue.

      There is a large amount of precedent for this, as long as employee's Section 7 rights are protected.

  107. You know what they say... by dokebi · · Score: 1

    Dumber the law, the harder it is to enforce.

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  108. This kind of stuff is inevitable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right now, employers can be sued for all kinds of crazy things. If two employees were having a romance off hours, and they break up and one person is angry, they can sue the company and most likely win a huge settlement. If someone tells a dirty joke to a co-worker after hours, that can be used as evidence when filing a sexual harrasment suit against the company. And what if there was a fistfight between coworkers after hours. I cannot see a way the company (in the U.S.) could avoid getting sued.

    People overwelmingly want companies to be liable for any possible interpersonal hiccup that occures in the workplace. If a company can be held liable for millions of dollars for any slight discomfort or social awkwardness in the workplace, then of course they are going to need the power to demand these kind of things.

    1. Re:This kind of stuff is inevitable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USA has far too many lawyers. And laws. And the judges and juries are far too liberal. And gullible. And and and and....[wheeze, gasp... choke..] look what you made me do! I'm gonna sue you! ;-)

  109. Stop it, dave by spun · · Score: 1

    Please, dave, quite being dense and just show me where the ruling talks about fraternization in uniform?

    And just because the two conservative, Bush-appointed anti-labor idiots on the board think that employees will understand that the rule doesn't apply to union related issues doesn't mean they will understand that.

    Finally, the company can still prohibit any fraternization that doesn't relate to union activities, in or out of uniform, while you have gone out of your way in numerous posts to make it seem like the issue is about being in uniform. It's not. They are prohibiting people from meeting together out of uniform.

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    1. Re:Stop it, dave by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      I'm not being dense.

      FYI, I already answered your question in another post (see my responses to you).

      The ORDER of this ruling, which is the only substantive piece of the ruling, relates to in-uniform provisions. The NLRB took NO ACTION with regard to the fraternization decision, already made by a judge, noting simply that such provisions are not prohibited and that precedence exists for employers to maintain anti-fratnernization laws. In other words, the only positive, definable action taken by the NLRB was with regard to in-uniform rules, as can be seen in the order, and simply held the status quo, albeit with comment, with regard to allowed anti-fraternization rules.

      In other words, a labor website picked this up, twisted it to mean something that it didn't by taking it WAYYYY overboard, then someone posted it to slashdot, no doubt awaiting the inevitable accusations of a conservative Republican corporatist conspiracy. The fact of the matter, spun, is that employers can maintain regulations, and can indeed terminate you if you do not adhere to them, period. The NLRB made NO AFFIRMATIVE DECISION in that regard, simply commenting that it jived with previous precedent, and did not reverse a judge's preexisting ruling. Section 7 provisions must be protected, and if you and others want to interpret this as an affront to Section 7, fine, but frankly, I'm in the philosophical camp that employers must be able to release employees for any reason (excluding reasons prohibited by e.g., protected classes, and so on), so we'll likely not agree here. Being employed at a particular place, or indeed being employed at all, is not a right.

    2. Re:Stop it, dave by spun · · Score: 1

      You are being dense. Look, someone contested the original judge's ruling and the labor board upheld it. That is an affirmative decision.

      But that isn't the point. The point is the propaganda you have been spreading regarding fraternization in uniform. Please issue a retraction of your earlier statements, as they have been picked up and run with by other posters too lazy to read the ruling. You know you were wrong. You know the ruling had nothing to do with fraternization in uniform, but you are content to let the disinformation stand because it suits your ideology.

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    3. Re:Stop it, dave by daveschroeder · · Score: 0

      No. Taking no action is not an affirmative action in this context.

      The affirmative actions are what are listed in the section(s) of the ruling labeled "ORDER", period. If you don't want to believe that, fine. The bottom line is that anti-fratnerization rules were already allowable and remain allowable. There was already precedent before this complaint If you have a problem with that, that's fine, but there is nothing NEW - i'm not sure how to say this any clearer - with regard to employer anti-fraternization provisions.

      To reiterate: if you want to be all up in arms that employers can have such rules, fine, but it wasn't this ruling that allowed it. And since the slashdot submission is talking about THIS RULING, it would seem to be somewhat relevant. Of course, if you want to derail the issue and accuse me of propaganda or some ideology (if you know what mine is, I'd love to hear it!), then go for it.

    4. Re:Stop it, dave by Intron · · Score: 1

      The prior decision that they cite:

      ... is somewhat similar to a work rule we reviewed in Lafayette Park Hotel, supra, and found lawful. There, the employer's rule mandated that "[e]mployees are not allowed to fraternize with hotel guests anywhere on hotel property."

      Obviously, employers can control activity on their property. How can that be extended to what a free person does on their own time? No twisting needs to be done. The Guardsmark case already makes it clear that employers have abused the rights of employees.

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    5. Re:Stop it, dave by xigxag · · Score: 1

      How can that be extended to what a free person does on their own time?

      Not that I'm agreeing with the law, but basically it boils down to this. Your employer absolutely cannot tell you what to do with your free time. What they can do is say, "Look, we don't wish to employ people who fraternize with hotel guests. If you agree with that, then you can work for us. If you don't agree with that, then work elsewhere." One could even make the argument that this is a reasonable rule for a security firm to have for its employees. If you become buddies with a hotel guest off duty, you might be inclined to look the other way while on duty if that guest is committing a crime.

      The moral is this: In principle, you are at equal footing with your employer. If you want to fraternize with the hot babe in Room 537, then you can "fire" Guardsmark and do as you wish. Or, they can fire you. In practice, of course, you generally "need" your employer's money more than they need you, Intron, and so there is a power differential. If that bugs you for some reason, then you should support laws that advance the concerns of labor and unions. If it doesn't bug you, if you feel strongly confident in your position vis-a-vis your employer, then you should be against pro-labor rules, since they will help others at your expense.

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  110. what I really want to know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, how does this ruling affect police-persons in donut shops?

  111. Fuck em by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    Your job should not have any impact on your private life. That's complete bullshit. If more people just told their employers to stay out of their fucking business and moved on to greener pastures, this shit would dry up over night. Personally, I'd rather work for less pay and prestige than have my boss controlling what I do when I'm off the clock. If this shit keeps up, I think we're going to have to make a much more intense statement... heads are gonna roll.

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    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
    1. Re:Fuck em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just another case of a few bad apples ruining it for everybody. You're likely not one of those untalented peabrains who fucks their way to the top of the corporate ladder, but there are plenty of them around.

      Yes, those types are only good for one thing. Fuck em!

  112. Constitution Trumps Labor Board by sabat · · Score: 1

    The US constitution guarantees the right to free speech and the right to peacefully assemble. So in any circumstance, employees who are told they cannot "fraternize" have an obvious right to sue based on the bill of rights.

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  113. Disregard misinformation here - read the ruling by br00tus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Some people here have said that normal socialization is allowed, and that this is just a rule about uniforms, or applying to unions. This is incorrect. This is a ruling against workers socializing outside of work, wearing their uniform or something else, period. That is why it is a big deal, and anyone reading the ruling can see this.

    Since there is no law protecting the right of workers to socialize outside of work, the court allowed the rule that they couldn't to stand. There is a law, thanks to union lobbying, saying workers can meet outside of work to discuss unions or union business - so this is the ONLY reason workers are allowed to meet each other outside of work. As far as uniforms, the court further put the restriction that workers can not wear their work uniforms at these meetings.

    People are trying to spread disinformation and FUD about this. If it was a ruling only applying to some little rule about uniforms or some obscure union regulation, it would not be a big deal. Anyone who reads the ruling can see what it says.

    1. Re:Disregard misinformation here - read the ruling by sabat · · Score: 1

      Since there is no law protecting the right of workers to socialize outside of work

      Actually the bill of rights specifically allows US citizens to peacefully assemble. That trumps any law or any ruling by any court.

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    2. Re:Disregard misinformation here - read the ruling by br00tus · · Score: 1

      It should trump it, but it's been a long time since we had a Supreme Court justice like William O. Douglas, who took the "no law" part of the First Amendment seriously. Without active political pressure, without people out there fighting to defend it, the Constitution is just a piece of paper.

    3. Re:Disregard misinformation here - read the ruling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Since there is no law protecting the right of workers to socialize outside of work, the court allowed the rule that they couldn't to stand."

      Umm, I'm pretty sure that's not how the law works.

      I mean, there's probably no specific law that says e.g., that you have the right to eat toast and jam for breakfast or that you have the right to sing in the shower at high noon, but that doesn't entail that anyone, even the government, can legitimately prevent you from doing so, just in case no law says you can.

  114. Re:Quit being so obnoxious spun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And mods, please, don't mod this man up until you read the ruling yourself.

    That, to me, seems equivilant to modding based on opinion which is specifically requested by /. as how one should not mod. If you disagree then reply (like you have) and ask others to do the same. However your level of badgering in your replies disgusts me a bit. It would probably also be improper of me to mod down every one of your posts every time I have mod points because I find you so obnoxious but I might just do that. And I might suggest that anyone else reading this read the breadth of this user's comments and decide whether you want to do the same.

  115. Free as in water by Fox_1 · · Score: 1

    Why do you call the U.S.A the "land of the free"?
    They mean free as in beer, not free as in freedom. :o)
    Reminds of that joke about American beer and sex in a canoe.

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    1. Re:Free as in water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      f'ing close to water....

  116. yeah, right by Cyno · · Score: 1

    ...only so long as they are paying me "on my own time". Else the only leverage they have is my job, which isn't too important if they treat me like a slave.

    I'll go find another one or start my own. Jobs are cheap and easy.

  117. RTFR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For chrissakes, could you just read the damned ruling?

    http://www.nlrb.gov/nlrb/shared_files/decisions/34 4/344-97.pdf

    The NLRB in fact ruled that Guardsmark had to RESCIND the order, so you COULD engage in solicitation while wearing your uniform!

  118. Odd acronym by johnw · · Score: 1

    Why is National Labor Relations Board reduced to NRLB? Are they French or something?

  119. NLRB First Amendment by nightsweat · · Score: 1

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

    Do you have an anti-American employer? Does your company's policy attempt to violate your rights to assemble peaceably?

    Out them to the media. Give the media the angle on the story and call all the outlets. It might cost you your job, but trust me, you don't want tot work for peopel like that anyways.

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    the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  120. Fucked up by skarphace · · Score: 1

    This is totally fucked up. The first thing I thought when I read the summary was; "This is the perfect way to keep unions from forming".

    Isn't this law essentially illegal?

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  121. Will it count as overtime? by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    This is more of a joke kind of comment, but if they are going to decide what we can and can't do after hours, they might as well pay us overtime.

  122. This ruling could violate the ADA by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Imagine the possibilities this ruling creates for the self-employed schizophrenic...

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  123. Orwell had it right by ubernormous · · Score: 1

    Remember 1984.

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    There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I'm right on it.
  124. Shut up, AC by spun · · Score: 1

    Look, there is no reason to mod someone insightful when they are flat out wrong. This isn't opinion, this is facts. Read the ruling yourself. There are two seperate issues, handing out literature in uniform, which by the way the board overturned, and the fraternization issue, which they upheld.

    So go screw yourself, dave. Yeah, I can tell from the way you write this is you. You like to come across as completely rational, but like all authoritarians, when you think you can get away with it, the fists come out.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  125. A company can fire workers for smoking by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    There's one twitwad company somewhere, in one of the Carolinas I think, that will fire workers for smoking on their own time. They have to take a piss test for nicotine!

    The owner of that company should be shipped off to a Russian Gulag for a few months for "re-education".

    On the other hand if you're in uniform it does cast the issue in a little different light.

    Still, we're turning into a nation of hall monitors.

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    1. Re:A company can fire workers for smoking by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      HangingChad: There's one twitwad company somewhere, in one of the Carolinas I think, that will fire workers for smoking on their own time. They have to take a piss test for nicotine!

      Wow, that's in the heart of 'Tobaccoland'! Anyway, nicotine can be construed as a controlled substance as it is used in herbicides/(pesticides?). Plus, that company doesn't want to be bothered with all the healthcare expenses sick smokers rack up during their lifetime as well as all the secondhand smoke and waste tobacco products improperly disposed of at the job site

      Tobacco is a proven killer and environment befouler. The twitwad company is saying NO to tobacco consumption/addiction. More power to them.

    2. Re:A company can fire workers for smoking by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      as well as all the secondhand smoke and waste tobacco products improperly disposed of at the job site

      How am I going to leave cigarette butts at work while smoking at home?

    3. Re:A company can fire workers for smoking by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      All companies that do not have such a 'no-smoking' policy have to deal with that nasty stuff (blech!). On top of that the drug test mentioned for nicotine would 'nail you' in the end per the law of averages and large numbers.

      Bottom line:

      Best tip for smoking: Don't start. Glad I did.

      Here's a brief true story for you.

      At my previous job site, smoking was allowed in the building. I had nothing but breathing problems while working there. Management bought several hi-tech electric air filters to clean the air but it did little or no good.

      At my current job site, there is a strict 'No smoking indoors' policy. I am happy and breathing better because I am not breathing in seconhand smoke.

      Smoking kills. Smoking discomforts.

      Case closed.

  126. Depressed... by CrashRoX · · Score: 1

    But work is already depressing. Do you know what drinking alone is going to do to me?

  127. Not Really by thelizman · · Score: 1

    1984 is a big blur of Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers. I remember 1994 though. I got laid for the first time. w00t!

  128. Incorrect - uniform is SOLICIATION section by csoto · · Score: 1

    You're wrong. The "no fraternizing" clause mentions nothing about "while in uniform." That has to do with the "solicitation" clause.

    Why don't you READ the actual decision?

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    1. Re:Incorrect - uniform is SOLICIATION section by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      I did read the decison, and I think it could have gone either way. The board is splitting hairs to pretty much avoid making a decision. IMHO, the rule the company has is overbroad in that how do you define "over(ly) friendly" with a co-worker? Dating I can understand, but that rule has been challenged recently and I'm not sure all of this doesn't violate the Constitutional right to assembly for whatever matters you chose (as long as it's not crimal association. I hate it when employers think they OWN the employee. Treat them right and the bonds of loyalty will far exceed that you can specify by rules.

    2. Re:Incorrect - uniform is SOLICIATION section by Thyrsus · · Score: 1

      A conservative reading of the U.S. constitution would hold that the freedom to assembly clause only limits the actions of the federal government. Court tradition has expanded the clause to apply to state and municpal governments as well. A liberal interpretation would broaden its scope to limit the actions of corporations, but the corporations have bought and sold away all the liberals. Unless there are some dramatic changes in who gets elected Real Soon Now, you'll see all labor laws (including restrictions on child labor and all the rest) swept away by a Supreme Court that "honors the individual" by reasserting the "freedom to enter a contract".

    3. Re:Incorrect - uniform is SOLICIATION section by FrankBlues · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, please.

      While we're there, correcting the original article seems in order.

  129. Sad by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 1

    "With IT workers so commonly producing some of our best work 'after hours,' even at home or in restaurants/bars..."

    I don't know what is more sad. The fact that you believe to be so special that you should be allowed to work in bars unlike all of the people working in every other industry except yours. Or that when you are in said bars you think about working instead of meeting women and having some great time with them. Or maybe talking with your "cubicle neighbor" after work being the most important form of social interaction. In any case, you definitely need to get a life. You and everyone who's just agreed with you here. Here's my advice to all of you: go out without any of your geeky, nerdy, dorky and wussy friends. Meet real people. Meet real women. And I mean attractive women (no, that girl you met on the Star Wars premiere doesn't count). Have great time with them (including sex). And at that point it should be obvious why complaining about not being able to legally talk with your fellow cubicle drones after work (by consciously misinterpreting the spirit of the NRLB rules, I might add) was utterly ridiculous and simply laughable for everyone in the Real World(TM).

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    1. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meet real people. Meet real women. And I mean attractive women

      I have, but I'm kinda messed up in the head anyways, so it doesn't help much, even when she's the one who randomly approaches me. Sex is a part of a 'healthy' relationship, I'm pretty confidant than any slashdotter who can't associate with people out side of a work setting aren't going to be they types in a 'healthy' relationship... so what good does them finding a nice psychotic co-dependancy relationship with good sex get them?

      other than a few good times? I shudder to think at the kind of childhood any kids from such a pairing would have to suffer through.. but hey that's the 'real' world for you.

    2. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "go out without your geeky, nerdy, dorky and wussy friends. Meet real people. Meet real women. And I mean attractive women..."

      Why would someone calling herself MensaBabe assume that our geeky, nerdy, dorky and wussy friends aren't attractive women?

      And why should guys give the time of day to women who would have cut us dead for making a move in jr. high when we most needed to get laid? Let them buy their own drinks and whine about how all the good men are taken. Revenge is sweet enough to be worth the celibacy. Especially given the outrageous risks and costs. The immediate risk of listening to most women's idea of conversation is bad enough - let alone that of a pseudo-intellectual poseur with a princess complex like yours - but you do realize that if a woman changes her mind after the fact - even weeks later - the man goes down for a felony, right? And if she decides to have a kid, there is nothing the guy can do except pay for the next 18 years. The attractive bar chicks you recommend are the ones most likely to have VD, and having "sex" with a condom, particularly with the typical lie-there-like-a quadriplegic female is about as much fun as doing pushups. Sure, guys should find something better to do than talk shop with their coworkers, but let me be perfectly clear: you women are not needed for a heterosexual guy to have a life.

    3. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I really feel sorry for you.

      I really do.

      But there is some hope, so let me clarify few issues. Let's start from this:

      let me be perfectly clear: you women are not needed for a heterosexual guy to have a life.

      If you really think that way then you should make sure that women know about it. Being indifferent and not needy is very attractive. You only have to stop bitching and act like you're cool with that.

      And why should guys give the time of day to women who would have cut us dead for making a move in jr. high when we most needed to get laid?

      When you "needed to get laid"? That's the problem. Neediness is not sexy. Period. And please stop being ridiculous! No woman will "cut you dead"! Your "outrageous risks and costs" are only a risk of hearing something not very nice and only when you talk to a woman that isn't a nice person in the first place. Even then, can't you handle it? Aren't you a man?

      Talk to women in bars, on the street, in shops, in the mall. You'll see that even if they are not interested most of them will be nice and no one will do anything dangerous, let alone cut you dead. Be a man. Stop being a wimp.

      Let them buy their own drinks and whine about how all the good men are taken.

      Yes!

      Revenge is sweet enough to be worth the celibacy.

      No!

      Yes, let them buy their own drinks, don't pay for them, don't buy them flowers, gifts and dinners when you barely know them. Act like you're perfectly comfortable around attractive women. Act like you don't need to buy their attention with drinks and gifts. Act like you're not needy. Never compliment their looks. NEVER.

      The women will start to think: "Who the hell is this guy? Don't he find me attractive?" and if only you are clean, smell nice, have a fresh haircut and nice clothes and shoes (not expensive but nice) then the women will chase you and you will be the selector.

      But you have to stop bitching and acting like such a pathetic loser.

      I used to be such a loser myself just few years ago. Now women just love me and I have a lot of great sex. If you can't tell sex from doing pushups then I really pity you.

      You have to find out what is wrong with you and fix it. Simple as that. Why do women find you unattractive? Surely because you are very needy and insecure. Because you are sad and you bitch all day instead of doing something with things that are perfectly under your control.

      Just be a man and you'll get women.

  130. Clarification on uniform by rcons · · Score: 1

    Call me a dumbass (You're a dumbass!) if I missed it, but is there any clarification on what constitutes a uniform? For example, say the IT company I work for states I have to wear business casual clothes to the office. Does that constitute a uniform? If so, then if I go out on a date with my customer's hot secretary (It could happen! really! heh, I can't even get through that statement with a straight face) wearing clothes that could be worn to the office, then would they have a right to stop me from doing that?

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  131. They can have my co-worker ... by Migraineman · · Score: 1


    They can have my co-worker when they pry her from my cold, dead hands!

    In all seriousness, your employer doesn't own you, no matter what he thinks. If your employer expects to direct your actions 24/7, he can pay you 24/7. Folks who are on-call 24/7 should be paid accordingly. Read your employment contract before signing ... abusive employers will try all sorts of stunts like "all your thoughts belong to us, even the ones you had before being hired."

    My former employer tried the all-encompassing "we own everything you think of" trick. I explained that I was already an officer at another company, and that obligation preceeded this one. (Start your own business ... it's worth the minor hassles.) I crossed out about four paragraphs in the contract. They signed anyway - and I would've bailed on the job had they not done so.

  132. My husband and I... by kria · · Score: 1

    My husband and I more or less met at work. We were vaguely aware of each other from college, but if we hadn't started talking to each other in the cafeteria at work, we would never have gotten together.

    Work is a major avenue of relationship forming, both romantic and platonic, and without it you're left primarily with either church, bars or mutual friends as ways to meet people. (Yes, clubs and other hobby oriented activities exist, but I wouldn't consider them a major avenue.)

  133. I would like to see them try. by DrDebug · · Score: 1

    This is so wrong, on so many levels.

    1) The last time I looked, there was this thing called the Bill of Rights which guarenteed our right to free speech. And it also guarenteed our right to assemble (albeit peacefully). So how far do you think this proposal will go with that in mind?

    2) If it is directed only towards the labor unions, good luck there too. We live in a free country, and we have the right to bitch and moan all we want. People have gone to war to protect that right.

    3) The web site referred to was down when I clicked it. It may have just been slashdotted; or nuked by irate hackers.

    4) I think the article was just someone putting a nasty spin on an innocent article by the NRLB. The article was meant to provoke our anger; and yeah, I bit. Stupid me.

    1. Re:I would like to see them try. by nsayer · · Score: 1
      You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the bill of rights.

      The BoR forbids the government from restricting the rights you enumerate. But when you agree to be employed by someone else, you agree to whatever employment terms you mutually negotiate (so long as those terms are lawful). It's not that your boss has forbidden you from speaking freely (as it were), you have agreed not to do so in return for a paycheck. That's a far cry from the government saying that you may not speak freely on pain of death.

  134. Fuck Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think what everyone is trying to say is: Fuck NRLB. Fuck corporations. What the shit ever. Your paycheck doesn't define your 24hr life.

  135. This is a GOOD rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no way I want to socialize with those sick fuckers I work with.

  136. Unions.... by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Unions. I never liked them but understood they were a necessity of management/labor relations.

    Reminds me of a past professor who had a saying, "Any company that is unionized probably did something recently or in the past to deserve it".

    And you know what? When I look around at who has a unionized workforce, he's exactly right.

    1. Re:Unions.... by vidarh · · Score: 1
      I think a lot of the reason why so many people in the US dislike unions directly or indirectly is the peculiar way unionised labor works in the US.

      Most other places union membership is a purely individual matter, as is the choice of unions. There are few countries that have the concept of "voting in" unionisation of a specific workplace. Instead you will find that unions are generally protected and can recruit members wherever they want, and staff can join whatever union they want.

      In other words you'll rarely find places with only unionised staff, and even if you do they rarely all belong to the same union - though it does happen, particularly in manufacturing and other traditional union strongholds.

      What typically happens then is that the larger unions negotiate pay deals directly with the larger employer organisations, and a lot of local negotiation happens with larger individual employers, or between smaller unions and individual employers, in addition to the occasional individual negotation.

      Yes, that means a single employer may have to deal with multiple unions, but on the other hand it also means that most smaller employers never have a situation where a single union can cripple them, while larger companies that are in a better position to be able to deal with the consequences, may have to face a single union organising most or all of their workforce.

      In many workplaces, the union with largest membership may end up negotiating a deal that gets offered to all the rest of the employees, often minimising the number of parties the employer has to deal with. In other cases, the employer will be a member of an employer organisation and won't need to do any local negotiation at all unless particular unions, groups or individual employees feel there are issues particular to that employer tht needs to be dealt with.

      The main unions and employer organisations in many countries tends to negotiate limits on what their local chapters and employers can negotiate locally as part of their overall negotiations to ensure stability.

      All in all, most places a union system like that leads to a lot better balance. There are cases of extremely strike happy unions (France always sticks out like a sore thumb ;) ), particularly in professions where a single union have total dominance (for a non-French example, in Norway there are two such unions: The lift mechanics union and the air traffic controllers union - both of them are extremely aggressive), but in general unions co-exist relatively peacefully with most employers because the unions as well realise that their continued existence depends on being able to attract members on an individual basis, and a union that keeps pushing firms that employs it members into bankrupcy isn't going to be a very attractive union to join. Nor is it going to have the money to do anything, as union dues tend to be tied to income levels, so having lots of members out of work isn't a very good prospect...

      As a result you frequently see unions negotiating pay reductions in specific areas or professions or for specific employers where the local conditions warrant it, because everybody recognise it's better to get a smaller piece of the pie than there being no pie at all for anyone.

      This also means a lot less aggressive attitude regarding scabs - except where the vast majority of employees are employed by the same union, it tends to be accepted that work goes on during a strike, as long as no replacements for the particular employees striking are brought in.

      Seems to me that the union system in the US is set up in a way that's optimized for encouraging conflict, and it's probably damaging unions just as much as it is damaging employers.

  137. In other news... by sheldon · · Score: 1

    Conoco/Phillips is opposing a law in Oklahoma which prohibits companies from disallowing employees to store firearms in their cars while on company parking lots.

    The NRA is opposing Conoco/Phillips and claims they are going to boycott because the company is anti-gun.

    But what seems really at issue here is how much soul do you owe to the company store?

    You can't stop to buy donuts at the Mr. Donut while in uniform because it harms the image of the company?

    If you're a employee of Ford, you can't drive a Dodge onto the company parking lot?

    It's pretty easy to come up with reasons why an employer might want to do something. What is more difficult, and really should be the burden of the law is what right does the employee have to live his own life seperate from that of the company?

  138. Unconstitutional ruling by mollog · · Score: 1
    but more importantly it says workers can not socialize together outside of work whether or not they are wearing their uniforms. This is why this is a big deal. Workers are only allowed to go to union meetings, and only are because there is a law that says workers are allowed to (there's no law protecting socialization). And they can't go to the meetings in work uniforms, due to a rule against that. So you are just spreading FUD.


    The first problem with this ruling is that it's unconstitutional; we have the right of assembly, especially for political reasons. Voting is a political process, so union meetings are protected.

    I wasn't able to get to that link, but I have some more questions; does the employer require the uniform? Does the employer supply the uniform? Does the employer provide enough time and a place for the worker to change into the uniform at work?

    If the employer either does not supply the uniform, or does not allow a time and place to change into, and out of, the uniform, then it is not reasonable to prohibit the wearing of the uniform after hours, regardless of the circumstance.

    Welcome to 1984.
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    Best regards.
    1. Re:Unconstitutional ruling by spun · · Score: 1

      Employers can make up any rules they want. The constitution only applies to what the government can and can't do. Unfortunately, it doesn't much apply to what you can do to yourself through contract. A contract you signed saying you were someone's slave wouldn't be valid, but a contract that said that someone wouldn't pay you if you didn't act like their slave would be.

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    2. Re:Unconstitutional ruling by mollog · · Score: 1

      Although I Am Not A Lawyer, I do know enough about contract law to know that any contract that is in violation of the law is a void contract. And the NLRB is a government agency; they cannot rewrite the constitution. The NRLB cannot sanction an explicit constitutional right.

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      Best regards.
    3. Re:Unconstitutional ruling by symbolic · · Score: 1

      The constitution only applies to what the government can and can't do.

      This is not true. An employer cannot discriminate based on race or religious affiliation, not only because it might be illegal, but it would very clearly violate someone's constitutional rights.

  139. Fraternize with other companies by patomuerto · · Score: 1

    Since Guardsmark does not allow them to enjoy coworkers company after work they should go have drinks with the competition.

    http://www.transnationalsecurity.com/

    http://www.krollworldwide.com/

    http://www.alliedsecurity.com/

    I am sure management would love it if their competition got to hear all their gripes of bosses and complaints about contracts.

    Act Quick! If this is not already illegal then it will be soon.

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    I have secretly hidden some mispelled words in this post. Can you find them?
  140. LIAR by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    You are blatently lying. Either that or you haven't read the documents you keep linking too.

    The documents do in fact affirm that you can be prohibited from fraternizing with coworkers while not on duty, REGARDLESS OF WEARING A WORK UNIFORM OR NOT. Posting the same thing 50 times does not make it so.

    In the threads below where you argue your point, you subtletly change your position, and end up admitting that prohibiting worker fraternization, on or off duty, in or out of uniform, IS LEGAL according to this ruling. What IS protected, however, is the right to form a union. The argument being that banning fraternization doesnt' impact the right of the workers to form a union, as an employee wouldn't assume that employee communication between employees regarding unionization matters would be considered fraternizing.

    Of course, by the time the actual facts are admitted to by you, in a very spun convoluted manner, the moderators have lost interest, so it goes unnoticed by the casual reader.

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  141. Only on Slashdot by davevr · · Score: 0, Troll

    Only the crack editors at Slashdot could misspell "NLRB". Geez... What next? Misspell "PhD"? Misspell "C++"? Mispell "Misspell"?

  142. Intermission by Valiss · · Score: 1

    I agree, and in fact, I tell people to treat work as an intermission to living your life. No one ever spend their last day on their death saying, "I wish I could have stayed just one more day at the office."

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    -Valiss
    1. Re:Intermission by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Meh... If you like your job, and you like the people that you work with, why wouldn't you wish for 'one more day in the office'? For me, the office often means the great outdoors (you know, that big room with the blue ceiling and the dusty floors). I love spending my summers working for the feds, or contracters, as an archaeologist. I wish I could spend more time in the field. I will likely carry that wish for the rest of my life. Believe it or not, there are some people that love their jobs, and the people they work with. xander

  143. More Misinformed FUD by thelizman · · Score: 1

    No, the Bill of Rights specifically prohibits Congress from passing any law which abriges the right of the people to peacably assemble, and to do so to redress grievences with the government. Free association is a natural right, not guaranteed by law, but guaranteed by the fact that it's a natural right. Try checking lesser bodies of laws for protection on that, like your State constitution.

    1. Re:More Misinformed FUD by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      Of course, the current trend is to convince employers to violate the Bill of Rights for the government, thus skirting the prohibition on Congress passing those laws. It's a marvelous trick really. Of course, you can argue that you don't have to work for the rights violating employer, but when they all do the same thing, the only choice becomes having to start your own business. And since businesses are getting laws passed every day to make it harder and harder to start businesses that compete with them, that's sort of a hollow option.

      Besides, I don't think it's very free to have to do something like that in order to actually be free.

      IMHO, the bigger an employer, the more strongly the Bill of Rights should apply to them too. Perhaps we can use the idea that corporations have a government charter as causing them to be de-facto agents of said government.

  144. IT Workers Unionize! by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1
    I've said this before, and I will say it again - IT workers need to get a national (international?) IT Workers Union going.

    We may not all agree with unions, but done right WE can start to tell big business what we need THEM to do. Add to that the might of a IT Union to lobby in government. Fight fire with fire.

    Before anyone says it, YES we need to include countries like India, Pakistan and the Philippines in this union. If we get all IT workers on an equal pay footing - the whole benefit of outsourcing goes right out the window.

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    DAMN YOU OCTODOG! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
    1. Re:IT Workers Unionize! by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      And the Indians, Pakistanis, whoever else, would agree to shoot themselves in the foot... why?

    2. Re:IT Workers Unionize! by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1
      One word: Money.

      Union Guy: "Hey, Paktook, join us and we will get you $10 AN HOUR, not day. Paktook: "Holy Shiite!" *signs papers*

      Never underestimate the promise of more money.

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      DAMN YOU OCTODOG! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
    3. Re:IT Workers Unionize! by hizziaips · · Score: 1

      Wow...this is the worst idea I've heard in a really long time.

    4. Re:IT Workers Unionize! by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1
      Wow! Youo have convinced me with your numerous reasons on why it is a bad idea...

      Oh wait, you didn't list any...

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      DAMN YOU OCTODOG! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
  145. It's the NLRB by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    It's the NLRB, not the NRLB. Get some proofreaders Slashdot.

  146. What about Golf? by houghi · · Score: 1

    Who is management going to play golf with now?

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  147. Ppl voted this in. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    This is simply an extension of the people that we voted in. When you think about this, will go well with patriot act and the continued weakening of personal rights and freedom. I guess now is the time to do the "we welcome and honor our overlords" BS.

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  148. Speaking of Sad by slappyjack · · Score: 1

    I thought you weren't going to be able to post for some time?

    More importantly; fact of the matter is a lot of us get some pretty good ideas while kicking back with the coworkers over a beer or two, and I'm not quite sure why you had a such a knee-jerk reaction to this. I'm quite sure ol' timothy has some find out-of-geek social interaction, and even if he doesn't why the fuck do you care?

    Little needy of something and all the MensaMens are too busy sitting around with their wine, cigars, and talkin about Proust to help you?

    jesus christ. assumptions, assumptions. Take a pill.

  149. No order regarding anti-fraternization by daveschroeder · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since the parent is highly moderated and will be seen, I'll respond here, duplicating one of my other responses:

    The ORDER of this ruling, which is the only substantive piece of the ruling, relates to in-uniform provisions. The NLRB took NO ACTION with regard to the fraternization decision, already made by a judge, noting simply that such provisions are not prohibited and that precedence exists for employers to maintain anti-fratnernization laws. In other words, the only positive, definable action taken by the NLRB was with regard to in-uniform rules, as can be seen in the order, and simply held the status quo, albeit with comment, with regard to allowed anti-fraternization rules.

    In other words, a labor website picked this up, twisted it to mean something that it didn't by taking it WAYYYY overboard, then someone posted it to slashdot, no doubt awaiting the inevitable accusations of a conservative Republican corporatist conspiracy. The fact of the matter is that employers can maintain regulations, and can indeed terminate you if you do not adhere to them, period. The NLRB made NO AFFIRMATIVE DECISION in that regard, simply commenting that it jived with previous precedent (with a dissenting member), and did not reverse a judge's preexisting ruling. Section 7 provisions must be protected, and if you and others want to interpret this as an affront to Section 7, fine, but frankly, I'm in the philosophical camp that employers must be able to release employees for any reason (excluding reasons prohibited by e.g., protected classes, and so on), so we'll likely not agree here. Being employed at a particular place, or indeed being employed at all, is not a right.

    1. Re:No order regarding anti-fraternization by beacher · · Score: 1
      "In other words, a labor website picked this up, twisted it to mean something that it didn't by taking it WAYYYY overboard"

      Okay re-read this please-
      The judge also concluded that the Respondent did not violate the Act by maintaining a work rule that directs employees not to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date[,] or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees."...... "That being so, we believe that employees would reasonably understand the rule to prohibit only personal entanglements, rather than activity protected by the Act" - Fraternization with co-employees is off limits....

      I think that whatever spin was put on the article is damn straight on. Our workplace has a STRICT no dating policy and if a couple is caught, someone's going to be leaving. Occasionally you'll hear about a couple getting married, one person leaving with a nice severance package because fraternization is verboten.
      I don't necessarily approve of the "no fraternization" laws being upheld but I can understand why these things are in place. It's at the employer's discretion. I also don't think that it's any employer's business whatsoever unless the relationship affects the business in a detrimental way.

    2. Re:No order regarding anti-fraternization by electroniceric · · Score: 1
      Whoa, hold on a minute. I agree that it's possible to go overboard with the conspiracy against the working man stuff, but there are numerous elements in this decision that implicitly give the employer more discretion, and simultaneously recuse the NLRB from oversight of them.

      The NLRB taking no action is essentially a validation of the rule, as the only changes Guardsmark is ultimately required to make are those stipulated by the NLRB. Therefore the Board's "NO ACTION" as you like to repeat in CAPS allowed the rule to stand as written. And despite the board's reliance on the a previous, more limited rule (that of Lafayette) the rule as written made no reference to in-uniform on out of uniform, so barring another NLRB complaint, Guardsmark is not obliged to enforce it in this way.

      The crux of the argument is this:
      In our view, it would be an unreasonable stretch for an employee to infer that speaking to others about terms and conditions of employment is a "fraternization" that is condemned by the rule.

      That's actually a rather weak interpretation. How the employees interpret "fraternization" depends pretty heavily on how the company presents and enforces that rule, and given that the NLRB has declined to limit the rule's scope, Guardsmark has every incentive to enforce it aggressively. This kind of weak interpretation is essentially an abdication of NLRB to address the issue, which in itself represents a weakening of its protective posture towards workers, especially given that its raison d'etre is to provide workers with a forum for mediation outside of the company.

      Its added reasoning:
      Moreover, as the judge noted and our dissenting col-league ignores, the Respondent's rule is designed "to provide safeguards so that security will not be compro-mised by interpersonal relationships either between Re-spondent's fellow security guards or between Respon-dent's security guards and clients' employees."
      is even weaker, because it accepts unquestioningly a claim that fraternization of any sort (given the wide scope of the rule) contributes to poorer security. There's no particular reason to believe that all kinds of fraternization outside of work weaken security. There's basically no excuse for not narrowing the scope to "at work or in uniform".

      While I don't quite agree with hyperbolic view of the Rights at Work people's assessment that:
      Such a ban inevitably chills collective action of any sort
      because part C of the decision nominally affirms the employees right to organize in or out of uniform, it too relies on very weak, non-intrusive reasoning:
      As noted, I find the provision to be sufficiently clear on its face to advise employees that they should not engage in unofficial business while in uniform. This implies that such activities are permissible provided they are not in uniform; and it seems reasonable to presume that em-ployees, without having to be specifically told, would under-stand that removing or covering their uniforms will constitute compliance with this provision.

      Again, what employees intrepret is a pretty strong function of what management tells them and what kind of enforcement climate it creates. So if you're expecting them to say "no, people can't organize at work and we won't make any employer allow it", you're not gonna find it. But you are gonna find evidence that the NLRB is not gonna push at all to enforce that right. And that is exactly the prerogative of the Bush administration.
  150. no web site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No web site is configured at this address.

  151. my favorite part of the order... by xenomouse · · Score: 1


                                    NOTICE TO EMPLOYEES
                                  POSTED BY ORDER OF THE
                            NATIONAL LABOR RELATIONS BOARD
                      An Agency of the United States Government

    The National Labor Relations Board has found that we violated Federal labor
    law and has ordered us to post and obey this notice.

        FEDERAL LAW GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO
            Form, join, or assist a union
            Choose representatives to bargain with us on your behalf
            Act together with other employees for your benefit and protection
            Choose not to engage in any of these protected activities.

        WE WILL NOT maintain or enforce a provision in our employee handbook
    that may be reasonably interpreted as prohibiting employees from registering
    complaints with clients regarding wages, hours, or other conditions of employment.

        WE WILL NOT in any like or related manner interfere with, restrain, or coerce
    employees in the exercise of the foregoing rights guaranteed under Section 7 of the Act.

                                            GUARDSMARK, LLC

  152. Are they actually ever "off duty"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know how it works for a merc company, but in the United States military, you are never "off-duty". Ever.

    Even when you're in civilian clothes, you're not off-duty. You might very well be off-watch, but you never get off duty. The President never gets off duty; he's on duty, just in a different location than District of Columbia.

    24/7, 365. I suspect merc companies work the exact same way, just with an NDA rather than waving your Constitutional rights in leu of the UCMJ...

  153. Okay, this is getting surreal by spun · · Score: 1

    Let me point out that in your original comment you stated "The critical and key aspect of the ruling was that it allowed for the prevention of such inappropriate fraternization while in Guardsmark uniform." (emphasise yours)

    Now you are trying to backpedal and claim that you were making a completely different point. Originally, the supposed "in-uniform" clause was the issue, now that that has been shown to be a false issue, you claim that all along you had been stating that the order, which overturns a judge's decision that employers may forbid employees from handing out union literature in uniform, was the issue. Please explain the inconsitancy between your posts, and please explain why you have not corrected the obvious misinformation I quote above.

    I will hazard a guess as to you ideology: Cheap Labor Conservative. As in, someone who will do anything to promote cheap labor and undermine the power of the working man to receive a fair wage. I would also go so far as to characterize you as a n authoritarian ideologue. This is only based on the kinds of things you post here, I really have no idea what you are like outside of slashdot.

    If you were not an ideologue, you would retract your incorrect statements.

    When a party to a complaint appeals a judge's order and a higher body upholds the original decision, that is still an affirmative action. The board is the final arbiter, and as in a previous case, the two Bush appointees upheld an employer's right to prohibit after hours fraternization while the same Clinton appointee disputed it. This is the only case mentioned in the report, so to claim that the board made no affirmative action in this regard is a little disingenuous.

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  154. one problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    freedom of speech.

    they can rule whatever they want in their vacuum...but when it first see's the light of day, someone will be getting a nice little payout when they sue their employer and its ruled unconstitutional.

  155. The real question is... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Where are you looking, so everybody else knows where to look.

  156. Only on Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only on Slashdot will the general populous of readers balk and pretty much riot at any "study" that says *anything* bad about Linux, no matter what it is, and dredge up any and all "evidence", no matter how esoteric, irrelevant, or obscure to "prove" their point that Linux is God^H^H^HLinus's gift to mankind but take any rumormongering and obviously slanted "publication" with an agenda's interpretation of a legal ruling with a spin that sounds apocolyptical as gospel truth, simply because it is something that they think sounds plausible given their own misguided, and frequently just silly, view of the way the world works.

    Actually... it sounds *exactly* like the things that this same group of people constantly accuse the public-at-large about in relation to public news outlets (FOX, CNN, etc), anyone in a "Red State", or anyone who thinks something "W" did that isn't evil and serving the rich and or serving Christians (of course, any other religious or anti-religious group is OK).

    What
    a
    bunch
    of
    hypocrits

    1. Re:Only on Slashdot... by LiquidVelvet · · Score: 1

      and sheep

  157. Re:Never defecate where you eat. by dynamo · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, I don't know about you, but defecate sounds a whole lot dirtier than shit. You aren't saving anyone's honor.

  158. No use. daveschroeder's a known fundie troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As I posted here earlier:

    daveschroeder is a known fundamentalist right whin(g)er who posts long whinding comments generally aimed at "prempting" balanced comments aiming at contributing positively to the discussion at hand.

    If you have a subscription, look up his full comment history (especially those posted in the politics section), and see how often he starts of his comment with "Before any Anti-Bush comments are posted" (reworded from memory), followed by a usually fallacious and strongly right leaning drivel. If that's not enough, look up his "wisc.edu" webpage and look for fundamentalist religious content aiming at evangelizing the reader to his fundamentalist POV (point of view).

    PS: Not a troll, though it may seem so. Merely wanted to point out the evangelizing slant in parent. I have nothing against a balanced POV, but my liberal attitude stops right where people try to convert me to their narrow POV.

    PS: Since I posted that last comment, he's changed his webpage to remove his fundamentalist comments. In all probability he'll suggest (as on earlier occasions) to look up earlier versions through archive.org, but it's known that archive.org only archives pages at periodic checkpoints.

    1. Re:No use. daveschroeder's a known fundie troll... by spun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know he's a right winger, but one would hope he could admit when he's so obviously wrong. He sounds just like Bush, "We went to war because of WMD, no wait I mean FREEDOM..." as he gets caught out in his bullshit he changes his story.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  159. Okay, this is getting ridiculous by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    My honest impression of your posts this entire time was that you were asserting the ruling had nothing to do with in-uniform issues, when that was almost exclusively the focus of the resultant order in the ruling. I could not understand how you could possibly continue to state that uniform provisions were not at issue, when that was section (1)(a) of the order.

    If it is your concern that I stated that the original ruling regarded "fraternization while in Guardsmark uniform" as opposed to "solicitation in Guardsmark uniform", while ignoring the anti-fratnerization (without regard to uniform) provisions, then I really don't know what to say. You seem to be concerned that because the post was moderated up, people would read it and think that the ruling really only dealt with a uniform issue. However, that is the case. The actual order of the ruling, i.e,, the part of the ruling that took new action, did deal with the uniform issue. That is the part of the ruling order that caused Guardsmark to be require to post a notice that it was found to be in violation of the National Labor Relations Act, and explicitly inform employees that they are allowed to assemble and discuss and form unions, or not.

    The fraternization (non-uniform) issue is a separate one, for which no action was taken and previous precedence was cited. If it is your opinion that this constitutes a NEW action, i.e., one that new slashdot readers should be concerned about, that is not the case. This ruling did not cause anti-fraternization provisions to become allowable. Previous NLRB and court decisions had already done that. If you think it is wrong, fine; that is certainly your right. But the slashdot submission makes it sound like a new decision was made regarding anti-fratnerization provisions by employers. That is untrue. A new decision has been made regarding in uniform provisions, including fraternization, solicitation, and any off-duty activity while in uniform. I.e., it is technically accurate to say that the only new decision to arise from this ruling is regarding off-duty, in-uniform activities.

    If you want to believe I'm trolling, go ahead. I'm more than open about who I am; I'm not anonymous, and anyone is free to contact me directly via any number of means, all of which can be seen via my user page or by personal web page.

    If you want to accuse me of having an agenda, I would say I have an agenda only as much as you yourself might, or the person who submitted the article might. Anyone who reads the ruling, as you yourself have, can see clearly that the decision is not designed to infringe on workers' Section 7 rights, which SPECIFICALLY deals with assembly, meeting, and other union activities. The net result is that Guardsmark has to make explicit statements to that effect.

    While I am politically conservative, I am not a fundamentalist or evangelical religious advocate, and am not anti-abortion or anti-gay marriage. I did not vote for Bush (And no, I didn't vote for some off the wall right wing candidate or the libertarian candidate either. And yes, I did vote.) Your invocation of "working man" and "fair wage" tug at the heartstrings, but they don't address what a company might be able to do to maintain its existence in the United States when it might be an order of magnitude cheaper to produce the same product (or service) overseas. Implicit in all of this is my belief that employers, as I said before, must be able to terminate employees for all reasons except those universally thought to be protected reasons, e.g., protected classes, protected labor activity, and so on.

    If your assertion that the NLRB's inaction on the anti-fratnerization issue - even as it repeatedly and pointedly states that Section 7 protections are critical - is really an underhanded tactic to allow employers easier tools to dismiss employees that may be attempting to form unions, I simply reject that premise. My initial response to this issue was no more sensationalist in terms of attempts to grab attention than the submission.

    1. Re:Okay, this is getting ridiculous by spun · · Score: 1

      Please, the whole story as posted is about the fraternization issue, and you in your first post tried to conflate the fraternization and in uniform issues, which you now admit are seperate.

      So answer this simple question: does this ruling have anything to do with fraternization in uniform, yes or no?

      I'll do you the favor of posting a link to your reply here in all the threads where you state that is does so people can see that you clearly state here that it doesn't.

      Does this ruling have anything to do with fraternization in uniform? Just a one word answer please, yes or no.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    2. Re:Okay, this is getting ridiculous by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but in the context of the submission - i.e., that there was a new ruling - it must. Because the only new order in the ruling deals with in-uniform provisions (which were overturned), while the submission claims that a new ruling prohibits off-duty fraternization. Since there is only one new order in the ruling, that's what the submitter must be talking about.

      Absurd?

      Only as absurd as the submission. Further explanation here.

      If you, or anyone else, would like to discuss this further, please feel free to contact me via email.

    3. Re:Okay, this is getting ridiculous by electroniceric · · Score: 1
      We must be reading a different document, because this is simply not correct:
      The actual order of the ruling, i.e,, the part of the ruling that took new action, did deal with the uniform issue.
      The order is all on page 10 of the ruling, and the Board specifically declined to make any changes to Guardsmark's fraternization rule.

      It could have easily required clarification of the rule to prohibit only (to quote the decision):
      socializ[ing] with other employees [...] in a manner that affect[s] his job duties.
      I'm not questioning your political affiliation or your pro or anti "working man" cred. And I don't think that the complainant, Higgins, was primarily interested in union organizing - I think the Rights at Work people kind of overstate that.

      But I do think you're glossing over an NLRB decision giving substantial latitude to employers. I mean honestly, if I'm an IT contractor at a company, should the company really have the right to ask that I not fraternize with employees of that company, on or off duty - provided of course that fraternization has no effect on my work? I really think that's a rather large overreach that the NLRB should have pushed back on.
    4. Re:Okay, this is getting ridiculous by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      I think this is a matter of interpretation.

      I do not see the NLRB ruling as breaking any new ground. I will concede that NLRB inaction on this issue could be construed as giving more latitude to employers in this arena. However, isn't it reasonable, and indeed logical, to presume that the any anti-fraternization provision is designed as such precisely because such activity frequently does affect work performance? And if the NLRB mandated that a work performance clause be specifically added, if the employer is the ultimate authority on the work performance standard, how is this really any different?

      Further, while the previous court decisions and precedent weren't identical, I don't see any fundamentally new feature with regard to an employer's requirements of their employees, as long as a protected status (i.e., protected class, Section 7, etc.) is not being violated. Employers are generally fairly free to terminate most types of employees for any or no reason, so I fail to see how an anti-fratnerization provision has any bearing on the issue in that context.

      Look, I'm not saying that employers should unfairly, arbitrarily, and vindictively fire people at random. But employers can and must be able to terminate employees essentially at will. There is no inherent right to work, regardless of how important employment might tangentially be to our actual rights.

    5. Re:Okay, this is getting ridiculous by electroniceric · · Score: 1
      I'll concede that it's open to interpretation. And I agree that an organization can use "performance" to justify a wide variety of disciplinary tactics. But "performance" does set the bar a little higher on both sides, since it requires that people articulate what the employee should be doing and how s/he is failing to meet it, rather than relying on interpretations of interpersonal behavior.

      This, however, is a different animal:
      But employers can and must be able to terminate employees essentially at will.
      I'm of two minds on employment at will. On the one hand, the employer needs the ability to incentivate, discipline, and yes, fire employees when the business requires it. On the other hand, unfettered employment at will allows some companies (I'm not lumping everyone together in this) to hold wages very low or squash any requests for better working conditions by firing anyone who complains. Wal-Mart and the meat-packing industry have reputations for using these kinds of tactics.

      If the labor market cleared fully, I would be more in favor of unfettered employment at will, but sadly it often does not. That's why I'm troubled to see the NLRB taking a step back in these cases, rather than issuing clarifying guidance that doesn't particularly fetter the employer, but makes it clear they're willing to intervene when necessary.
      There is no inherent right to work, regardless of how important employment might tangentially be to our actual rights.
      I guess I'd say that society has an duty to ensure that all people have open opportunities to work, but a worker doesn't have the right to specific employment at a specific organization. I'm not sure if that's agreement or disagreement - but I think it's worth articulating that society does have a responsibility to make it better than catch as catch can for those at the bottom.
    6. Re:Okay, this is getting ridiculous by spun · · Score: 1

      Bah! The union challenged the original ruling, and their challange was shot down by the highest arbiter of company/union conflict in the land. The NLRB has made their position clear: we support companies on this issue, not the workers. That is the issue, and the dire implications of this should be crystal clear to anyone.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  160. Nobody tells me who my friends are! by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    My parents met at their job. I've met many of my friends via jobs. This rule is just plain wrong.

    Has anyone thought about how this could impact hiring practices? Will employers outright ban hiring married couples? How about those dating? If two employees married, will their honeymoon gift be getting fired?

    Are we now going to have to have "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" at the workplace?

    No employer of mine will EVER control what I do outside the workplace. This is why workers need unions. This is the type of issues you strike over. Is corporate America going to be the new Big Brother, tracking who we fraternize with, and busting in on our late afternoon rendezvous like the Thought Police?

    I refuse to accept that, EVER! I don't even allow my employer to dictate what I choose to do on my breaks, which is MY time! We're human, not lab rats, not machines, not pets, not robots, not computers! I'm nobody's bitch, and I'm nobody's slave!

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    I8-D
  161. Google cache of link by morningstar8 · · Score: 1

    Here's a google cache of the link you couldn't get to: google cache

  162. *cough*FuckYou*cough* by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    I have to say, I fully, 100% agree with the right of an employer to terminate you, for any reason they see fit. Whether you're fraternizing with co-workers after work, shagging the bosses daughter, or running a porn business on the side, it doesn't matter... the right of employment should always sit with the //employer//. They should not be forced to employ anyone.

    That said... none of the above should be JUST CAUSE to fire someone! If you want to let me go for something that happens off the clock, you have to pay me out my full severance! What happens off the clock is no business of the company, and if they don't like it, too bad. It's not Just Cause, and the minute it becomes Just Cause, you should move own, because your company pwns your ass.

    Repeat after me kids... "My Work Is Not My Life. I Work To Live, I Don't Live To Work. The Company Does Not Own Me. I Am Not A Number."

    I don't care if I have to scratch out a living in the mountains, growing my own food and hunting and fishing and living in animal skins. Once the company stops paying for my time, it's MY time, to do with as I wish, and what happens is NOT Just Cause to let me go. And if they start thinking it is, I will move on.

    --
    If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    1. Re:*cough*FuckYou*cough* by NewStarRising · · Score: 1

      "I have to say, I fully, 100% agree with the right of an employer to terminate you, for any reason they see fit. Whether you're fraternizing with co-workers after work, shagging the bosses daughter, or running a porn business on the side, it doesn't matter... the right of employment should always sit with the //employer//. They should not be forced to employ anyone."

      "What happens off the clock is no business of the company, and if they don't like it, too bad."

      So you are OK for being fired for not telling the company what you do in your off hours?
      You are OK for Managers to fire people for being black, female, homosexual, Christian, eating bananas ...
      Yet you say it is no business of the company what people do outside of work hours?
      How do you reconcile these two views?

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      b3 4phr41d 0f my 4bov3-4v3r4g3 c0mpu73r kn0wI3dg3!
      MadDwarf
    2. Re:*cough*FuckYou*cough* by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      It's a question of Just Cause. Here in Canada, at least, that's the dividing line between "We're firing you, but we have to pay you out, say nice things about you, and behave" and "Fuck you, get out now, you get no money"

      I fully believe in the companys right to hire and fire anyone they want. However, the price for a company firing you for a non-job-related reason is severance. That's what they pay for saying "Sorry, you don't fit in here". Using off-work fraternization as an excuse for not paying you severance is bunk.

      Yes, it is exceptionally sucky to get fired for being gay, black, or whatever, but I'd rather have the company have the right to fire (and pay severance), than the company forced to keep those people on. In my experience, when the company can fire, a relatively small minority use it for prejudiced purposes. When the company is forced to keep people on, more people use it as a crutch for bad performance.

      --
      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
  163. Land of the Free by gullevek · · Score: 1

    oh wait, your Boss tells you not to meet your co-worker ... damn it. Freedom gone again ...

    I think we should put up a new country for "Land of the Free". How about China? North Korea? Iran?

    --
    "Freiheit ist immer auch die Freiheit des Andersdenkenden" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1871 - 1919
  164. I read the ruling from the NLRB site. by srobert · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First that's NLRB, not NRLB. Consult the National Council to Combat Dyslexia in Abreviations, (NDCAC).
      I read this from the NLRB's web site. The ruling only states that you can't fraternize with others while you are on duty whether they are off duty or not.
      Seems overly controlling to me, but within the employer's rights. Two off-duty employees would still be able to communicate, organize, etc.
      This administration seems to be trying to erode the rights of workers but if we're going to make accusations against them, we need to have the facts on our side. Exaggerating our case makes it easier for them not to be held accountable by the American people.

  165. Most US IT workers are paid to do the job-not 40hr by toccoa · · Score: 1

    If you are a salaried worker, then you are hired to do the job and the employer has very broad rights as to what they can require; they can't actually require anything but set it as a condition of employment for at-will employees. There is no reason that one of the 99.9% of saleried employees without written contracts should assume the job is only 40hr/wk. The business gets to choose what it thinks are the "optimal" (of which cost is but one part of the productivity equation) employees - whether it is $120k/yr for 60hr/wk or 80$k for 40 or $40k fo 20 hr/wk. And the employee has the absolute freedom to balance their desires, including time and income, and choose their employer.

  166. Next up on the chopping block! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next step will be no more fraternizing with potential employers interested in hiring you away from your current employer.

  167. NRLB or NLRB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on editors, try and get the headline and body matching at least. Is it too much to ask for?

  168. 40 Hours? Try less than 20. by transami · · Score: 1

    Boy do they have you all trained well! If you consider the huge influx of women to the workforce after WWII, the hugh gains in productivity from modernization, the over aboundance of useless nick-nacks and meaningless bueracratic work, and the billion of capable people on the planet who are basically under/unemployed... properly organized we could be living _far_ better lives at only a day or two's worth of work a week. But nah, the super rich would rather not work at all. instead they have everyone else busting ass as fast as they can go. And, he he, get this. They tell em it's "good work ethic". Yea. Wonder what they'll say when humanoid robots come to bare and this employment gap begins to open wide.

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    :T:R:A:N:S:
  169. So if I knew someone before I went to work there. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    My buddy "ed" got me a job there.

    Sorry ed, I can't see you any more outside work ours.

    My girlfriend "jane" got me a job there....

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  170. Mod parent up please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most constructive post I've seen here.

  171. Re:The actual ruling... PARENT IN ERROR! by standards · · Score: 1

    Whoops! Mod the parent DOWN. The ruling also plainly states that an employer MAY institute a rule that prohibits off-duty fraternization with co-workers:

    Respondent did not violate the Act by maintaining a work rule that directs employees not to "fraternize on duty or off duty, date[,] or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees."

    I think the parent mistakenly addressed a different part of the ruling.

    I'd say an employer's implementation of such a rule is dumb in most cases. It may be sane if you're talking about security guards, however ("scheming is prohibited").

  172. Self-correcting behavior. by OgGreeb · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the details, does anyone really worry about this? It seems like a self-correcting behavior -- if the company you work for mandates any outside-of-business conduct that you find objectionable, well, that's what quitting is for. If enough valuable people leave, it will force a re-evaluation of the policy.

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    -- Gary Goldberg KA3ZYW 301/249-6501 AIM:OgGreeb Digital Marketing Inc., Bowie, MD //www.digimark.net/
  173. NRLB? by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

    I think you mean NLRB in the headline!

  174. "fraternizing" not limitted to sexual relations by goldberry · · Score: 1

    OK, I get the "no dating your co-workers" thing; you're just asking for trouble if you do. However, I find it very depressing to be told I cannot even make friends with the person working next to me all day every day of the week.

    Dictionary.com defines to "fraternize" as:
          1. To associate with others in a brotherly or congenial way.
          2. To associate on friendly terms with an enemy or opposing group, often in violation of discipline or orders.

    Now, unless they are claiming that my co-worker is my enemy or an otherwise opposing group, they are reffering to the first definition. Notice that this says nothing about dating or having sex with others. If my employer bans me from fraternizing with my co-workers, they have banned me from associating with them.
    Have you ever gotten in an elevator with people you see every day and felt an incredibly awkward silence b/c no one really has anything to say to each other? It sucks. We tend to issolate ourselves enough as it is; we don't need a simple, friendly "hello" to be banned as well!

    I like to get to know the people I work with. I like to know who they are, what is going on in their lives, and what things I may be able to sympathize with them about. It makes for a friendlier, more enjoyable work environment to be able to look over to the next desk and say, "Hey Bill, how's your son's baseball team doing?" or "You know Jan, there is a really great play showing tonight which I think you would love! Would you like to come see it with me?" It means oen can actually have friends at the office.

    To be banned from simply talking to my co-workers/friends outside of the office is to be told I can only be a part-time friend. "Oh I know we're friends at the office, but don't bother me once the work day is over. I only have time for you and your problems while we're on the clock."
    Does this sound lame to anyone else but me?

    I agree that this is an infraction of human rights. My employer may only dictate what I do on my own time if those actions hurt the company, and that kind of decision should be made on a case-by-case basis.

    --
    But one day Tom, he went and caught the River-daughter, in green gown, flowing hair, sitting in the rushes
  175. Ho ho, Let Me Weigh In... by nightwing2000 · · Score: 1
    Not even American, so I don't care about your vocabulary-challenged president and his flaming right wing agenda, but... (Sorry, had to troll that)

    Here's what Dave said:

    The actual ruling... (Score:2) by daveschroeder (516195) * on Wednesday August 03, @03:33PM (#13233393) (http://das.doit.wisc.edu/) .

    ...since the submission is extremely misleading and melodramatic, as usual.

    NLRB ruling [nlrb.gov].

    The ruling does not universally allow employers to ban any and all off-duty interaction. It made a specific ruling, in its capacity of administering the National Labor Relations Act [nlrb.gov], that Guardsmark's ban on in-uniform, but off duty, fraternization ("dating or becoming overly friendly with") with clients and coworkers. The critical and key aspect of the ruling was that it allowed for the prevention of such inappropriate fraternization while in Guardsmark uniform. The NLRB ruling further stated that care must be taken such that this ruling is not misapplied as to have a "chilling" effect on employee's rights under Section 7 of the the Act..

    The actual order is:

    So basically, except for the chopped sentence, everyone reads "The critical and key aspect of the ruling was that it allowed for the prevention of such inappropriate fraternization while in Guardsmark uniform." Whether you meant to say that or not, that is how the flaming ----es are reading you. You can't get more specific than that, saying it was about activity in uniform.

    If you want to get all Clinton about "allowed for prevention" not same as "ruled in favour", you'll find most people don't read it that way, I'm sure.

    I kinda agree with the thrust of this or the hotel ruling - being chummy with people when you are expected to stay aloof can compromise security - that's how social engineering gets people past security barriers; or give the wrong impression of the service in a posh hotel.("We want service to be 'Yes, sir, no sir', not 'Sure nuff, bubba' even if he is your friend.") The ban on fraternizing with co-workers does seem to take it too far. And, any company that finds it necessary to forbid their employees from telling clients how poorly they get paid is probably not on the "10 best places to work" list.

    The concept that people can be "fired at will" seems pretty bizarre outside the USA. In Canada, yes, an employer can dump anyone (non-union) as long as it's not discrimination - but the severance pay provisions kick in; it will cost you. (Typically from 1 week to 1 month per year of service, depending on various factors - age, difficulty or finding replacement job, etc.)

    Heck, it's illegal in Canada to demand a drug test or lie detector test as a condition of employment. That's an invasion of privacy...

  176. To quote rage against the machine: by jamminpotato · · Score: 1

    Land of the free? whoever told oyu that is your "enemy" isn't telling people that they can't assemble off hours against the contituions right to assemble? correct me if im wrong.

  177. Does my cardkey count by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Because that's pretty much my uniform. I guess if you're wearing a corporate logo golf shirt that counts too, doesn't it? What about a company parking pass on my car on the weekend in the mall, does THAT identify me?

  178. How the "justice" system actually decides: by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

    You don't really need to know the details of the law. If the law conflicts with what the judge wants to do, then so much the worse for the law. Don't count on appeals, either - you probably can't afford one or didn't have a court reporter at the trial and anyway, it's just asking another judge to express contempt for a colleague. The purpose of the maze of laws is not to direct what must be done, but to ensure that you will hire a lawyer to figure it out.

    Here is a rough guide which is more accurate than the law at predicting who will win in courts:
    1.Federal government
    2.State Government
    3.Banks
    4.Multinational Corporations
    5.High level VIPs
    6.Local government
    7.Other corporations
    8.Mid-level VIPs
    9.Pretty women
    10.Women
    11.Men
    12.Lower-class people

    The greater the difference in level, the more certain that the outcome will go to the higher rank.
    If in a state court and only one of the parties is in-state, move the in-state party up 1 or 2 notches. You get about 1 notch for each 25% by which your legal bill exceeds the other party. You lose 1-2 notches for being clearly in the wrong. Other easily-spotted exceptional circumstances can move a party up or down the list, as well.

    --
    "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
  179. Here is what you do... by emil · · Score: 1

    There is a nice French restaurant in town... the owner is from Morocco, and his wife is from Switzerland. I started going there with a friend of mine several years ago. We always eat at the bar (yes, we drink, but that isn't necessary), and I know several of the wait staff, the bartender, and the owners pretty well.

    Or another... there is a little bar/cinema nearby; I see a lot of indie films there. I know most of the staff pretty well. I've been asked to invest a few times, but the timing was never right.

    Find a place where you like the food and the atmosphere. You don't even have to talk much; just make it a habit, and before you know it, someone will know you.

    Yes, there is a lot of arm-twisting to drink in modern social life. Just because I give in doesn't mean that you have to.

    1. Re:Here is what you do... by Knara · · Score: 1
      Yes, there is a lot of arm-twisting to drink in modern social life. Just because I give in doesn't mean that you have to.

      Which is always an interesting thing to me, since it was pretty much par for the course in many, many cultures before the modern era (sure for a variety of different reasons, but nonetheless).

    2. Re:Here is what you do... by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

      You know I used to think that your idea held some water....

      However being that a)Intellect is a bit challenging for many people to deal with, and b)I spend more money than I wish to doing that only to meet lots of people I don't end up liking.

      It should be a simple thing to think that if you are a computer guy, working at a computer place, perhaps you work with people who share your interests. It would be likewise simple to imagine that you'd be very unlikely to find computer junkies at a cocktail lounge. As for myself, one of my very good friends is someone that I previously worked with.

      It's not my employers business what I do on time they don't pay for. They sure as hell don't pay enough for that privlege. I go to work on time. I do more than my job description calls for, and for that matter often more than I'm asked. That is what they get for their money, a completed task. No more, no less.

      As for my personal life.... they can fsck off. My time is my own for any legal thing I want and can afford to do.

  180. In Japan... by bicho · · Score: 1

    I think I remember that in Japan it actually happens the other way around.

    Coupling between emplyees of the same place is generally seen as a good thing...

    or did I missunderstood something?

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    errera hunamum ets
  181. Havent seen it yet..... by 74_area(*+*) · · Score: 1

    "hey peter, whats happening? yeah...I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorow,we , uh , lost some people this week and we need to sorta play catch-up. So if you cold be here around 9, that would be great. ummmmkkk. Oh oh and i almost forgot, i'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on sunday, Thanks!" Bill Lumbergh

    --
    Don't correct my punctuation, grammar, or spelling. If you're paying attention to that, you're missing the point
  182. PARENT MISREPRESENTS! by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 1
    I read the ruling you link to, and I have no idea where you got your interpretation. The rule they quote is:
    While on duty you must NOT ... [ellipses theirs] fraternize on duty or off duty, date or become overly friendly with the client's employees or with co-employees.
    This has nothing to do with uniforms! Nothing! You apparently didn't read any better than the original poster (who also misrepresents this ruling).

    This ruling does NOT mean your employer can ban socializing with coworkers. The original article, confirmed by the document you link to, complains that the board did not strike down language in the handbook that APPEARED to bad such socializing.

    The NLBR argued that this rule would not be interpreted by employees as forbidding off-duty association. Reading the rule, that is clearly total bullshit, it clearly WOULD be interpreted to ban such association. Their claim that it only would be interpreted as being related to dating and entanglements is bull, since the rule mentions dating, and "fraternization" isn't a qualification of "dating" but an extension of the rule to ban protected behavior.

    Of course, this does not actually change employee rights in any way whatsoever. If the employer did fire or discipline an employee for associating with coworkers, that would be just as illegal as before. This is a question of whether the employer can threaten employees with discipline implicitly through confusing and easily misinterpreted rules. That's what the original article talks about and what the ruling confirms.

    1. Re:PARENT MISREPRESENTS! by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Reading the rule, that is clearly total bullshit, it clearly WOULD be interpreted to ban such association.

      When I read the rule, before I even read the explanation of the ruling, I thought to myself "oh, this is just talking about romantic involvement."

      Their claim that it only would be interpreted as being related to dating and entanglements is bull, since the rule mentions dating, and "fraternization" isn't a qualification of "dating" but an extension of the rule to ban protected behavior.

      It's not a qualification of dating, just like "become overly friendly with" isn't a qualification of dating. But it seems clear that what they meant was for it to be of the same general sentiment.

      Anyway, I don't see the big deal, since the rule has now been clarified anyway. Or do you think the company is going to turn around and fire someone for trying to organize a union, and actually get away with it?

    2. Re:PARENT MISREPRESENTS! by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 1
      Anyway, I don't see the big deal, since the rule has now been clarified anyway. Or do you think the company is going to turn around and fire someone for trying to organize a union, and actually get away with it?
      It hasn't been clarified, because the handbook isn't being changed at all. All the ruling was about was whether they would have to clarify this in the handbook.

      The issue here isn't whether someone would be fired for trying to organize a union -- though that happens very frequently -- but whether this rule would have a chilling effect on any organizing (formal or otherwise) among employees.

    3. Re:PARENT MISREPRESENTS! by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      It hasn't been clarified, because the handbook isn't being changed at all.

      Well, a judge and the board has ruled that your interpretation is unreasonable. So I'd say that's more clarification than necessary.

      The issue here isn't whether someone would be fired for trying to organize a union -- though that happens very frequently -- but whether this rule would have a chilling effect on any organizing (formal or otherwise) among employees.

      But it's only going to have a chilling effect if there is fear that the people are going to be reprimanded for organizing. Do you really think that's still possible considering that a judge has ruled that such an interpretation is not reasonable?

    4. Re:PARENT MISREPRESENTS! by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 1
      You are being really dense. If an employee is going to study legal statues, then they'll know what their rights are, regardless of the handbook. No one in this case contested what rights employees had. This case about whether the employer is misrepresenting the employees' rights in the handbook, creating a rule that was unenforceable. The employer is not going to put a copy of the ruling in the handbook; the ruling is not any kind of clarification. The ruling did demand that some things in the handbook be clarified; the ruling specifically did not make the employer clarify this part of the handbook at all.

      To repeat: when the case is about the clarity of the handbook, the ruling itself is not a clarification. That wouldn't make sense.

    5. Re:PARENT MISREPRESENTS! by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      If an employee is going to study legal statues, then they'll know what their rights are, regardless of the handbook.

      I'm not talking about statues, if the Union is so concerned about this why don't they just tell the employees themselves?

      To repeat: when the case is about the clarity of the handbook, the ruling itself is not a clarification. That wouldn't make sense.

      I guess you're right. Though what really doesn't make sense to me is why the government would get involved in such a thing in the first place.

  183. Re:Simple solution by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Hold more union meetings. Vary the location. Turn some of them into union-organized and sponsored events - pep rallys, competitions, socials, etc.

  184. Or by Mateorabi · · Score: 1
    Or just meet in odd groups: three or five people can't all be dating.

    Four could be a double date, but five is just a bad reality tv show.

    --
    "You saved 1968." - Ms. Valerie Pringle to the crew of Apollo 8

  185. FIX THE TYPO! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    NRLB? National Right to Life Bureau?

  186. This is hardly new by fl_litig8r · · Score: 1

    A lot of posters seem to be under the mistaken impression that their bosses have to have a good reason to fire them. In most states, like my home state of Florida, a private employer can fire you for any reason that is not expressly illegal, such as a discriminatory reason under Title VII or a violation of a whistleblower or workers' compensation law. Only government employees or those with employment contracts receive extra protection. This means that you can be legally fired for plently of bad reasons, such as "I don't like your hair style" or "I just don't like you." The fact that your employer can fire you for hanging out with co-workers off-hours falls under the "bad, but not illegal" category. And before you say "what about my freedom of assembly?" realize that the Constitution only places limits on the government's ability to mess with your life, not your employer's.

  187. Substance abuse by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    What you say is pretty funny. Substance abuse is pretty common, especially after work, and often even at lunch on Fridays! :-)

    --
    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  188. HAHAHAHAHA Good one Timothy... by greymond · · Score: 1

    "With IT workers so commonly producing some of our best work 'after hours,' even at home or in restaurants/bars,"

    HAHAHAHAHA - You clearly haven't seen the IT guys I have to deal with. Skinny white pasty guys who live in their parents basement and think good beers are Natural Ice or Miller Light.

    I once knew this IT guy who was a little more normal, he had a BBQ at his house, but all he did was show people his multi-computer setup in the living room - he had another coworker actually do the BBQ because he had burned the chicken earlier in the day and of course we had to bring our own Sierra Nevada's (a cheep but alright tasting beer) because we didn't want to drink Coors Light.

  189. I think this is a good thing.... by greymond · · Score: 1

    I kind of have to side with "the big evil corporations who take away your freedom" on this...My reason is "off-duty fraternizing among co-workers" IS A PROBLEM at my work.

    The majority of the time people chatting it up is fine, but what an employer needs to be able to reprimand people who do more socializing at my work than actual work.

    For example at my current job there is one employee who constantly is on the phone with ttheir family and/or friends so much so that other peopl ein the office make fun of the issue. The person in question has actually been spoken too several times about this, but continues doing so. This person also tends to be the "super friendly" type who if you see them in the break room - suddenly they want to talk to you about your day, how you're really doing, what your plans are after work, what you're doing this weekend, and of course they have to tell you a story from their own life about each reply you have.

    They waste my time, company time, and in all honesty their own time acting a fool like this. Seriously this person can't go to the bathroom without talking for 10-15min with each person in the hallway between there and back.

    I would probably think that this was a bad thing, if I didn't see this abuse of company time everyday on a first hand basis.

    1. Re:I think this is a good thing.... by MasterMynd · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking you don't understaned the difference between on-duty and off-duty. The people you are describing are 'on-duty' and therefore can already be reprimanded for not doing their work during working hours. This change to NLRB rules effects people off the clock, not on the clock. You need to re-read the article again buddy.

    2. Re:I think this is a good thing.... by greymond · · Score: 1

      Actually I think I just gave a bad example - Another reason why I favor this new regulation is for (like the article mentioned) the problems with coworker's dating. I have never seen any coworkers be able to succesflly date and work in the same place, altho my experiences are limited to late teen early 20's type people at jobs (so if your 40 and this works good for you), it was always a hassle getting the chick working the counter to properly notify the copy machinist of incoming jobs when they were having a lovers spat. This led to jobs not getting done on time and me firing both of them.

      It was also a problem when you had the clingy type girls calling their boyfriends at work every hour on the hour to talk for 15-20 min.

      In my opinion I want people to show up to their jobs to work. I don't want them talking on the phones, dating eachother, having sex in the bathroom or supply closet, and I don't want them wasting their time and company time. I want nicer worker bees who are dependable and reliable. If you feel you need to be involved in every one of your coworkers lives go work at some tree-hugger non-profit company that will send you on team building retreats and play matchmaker with your paychecks.

    3. Re:I think this is a good thing.... by vidarh · · Score: 1
      And again, you need to reread the article. Regulating co-workers dating was already possible without this change in how they interpret the rules. I think that's stupid enough, but at least it has a sort of reasonable explanation in that a company has a significant duty to fight sexual harassment, and that is seen as one of their legal tools. Off duty fraternizing refers to activity other than dating, that is explicitly covered elsewhere.

      The rest of your message keeps dealing with on-duty fraternising as well.

      Exactly what part of "off duty" is it you don't get? This affects people working together who decide to go for a meal as a group at the end of the day. This affects people that go for drinks together, or decide to go bowling or to see a movie together - not just one of those pesky couples you hate so much that are already covered under other rules, but also people doing it as a group where nobody would ever dream of dating eachother. This affects co-workers deciding to form a book club, or to meet up after work to pursue other common hobbies.

      Now, exactly why should your employer be able to regulate this kind of activity?

      Especially when combined with lax working time regulations that mean work for many people is their primary place for meeting friends.

    4. Re:I think this is a good thing.... by greymond · · Score: 1

      This affects people that go for drinks together
      I hate when people go out drinking after work on weekdays - because I know the next day they will show up late and hungover.

      If people could save it for the weekend, it wouldn't be a problem, but too many rotten apples have spoiled the barrel.

  190. Addendum by daveschroeder · · Score: 1
    I should also note that the uniform provisions section of the ruling makes very specific reference relating to whether or not a uniform may be worn when in an off-duty capacity for ANY activity, NOT just for solicitation.

    The judge orginally stated:

    "I find the provision to be sufficiently clear on its face to advise employees that they should not engage in unofficial business while in uniform. This implies that such activities are permissible provided they are not in uniform [...]"

    ...which was overturned by the NLRB as being too vague. I find it to be exceedingly clear, but regardless, the NLRB wants to make it clear that Section 7 activities are allowed...which is what this is all about right?

    Right?

    I mean, you're not actually saying that employers can't damned well set any guidelines they please for employment (as long as it does not violate a protected class or status), are you? Because they can. This whole submission - the original article, the labor site that was linked to - all talks about this being chilling to the formation of labor unions. Not who you can have a beer with after work. Because, see, you have a right to form a union, which has not been impinged, and in fact, has been dutifully upheld. Such behavior is not grounds for termination.

    You also have a right to start fucking one of your coworkers. Or having a beer after work. Or playing poker. Or all of the above. But if your employer, for whatever reason, chooses to prohibit such activity, and they find out about it, and enforce it, this was, is, and will continue to be, allowable. To say nothing of the fact that being an at-will employee allows for termination for pretty much ANY reason. That's the problem with labor advocates: they erroneously believe that you have a right to work, or a right to continue to work at a particular job.

    You don't.

    1. Re:Addendum by spun · · Score: 1

      First, I would like to point out that you have changed your original position, which was that this was about fraternization in uniform, but I don't expect you to admit that, even your record on the subject is clear.

      Second, the judges have stated that the wording of the handbook is clear. Meaning the company doesn't have to change the wording. Meaning that employees are just supposed to know that this doesn't apply to union organizing activities. These activities are hard enough to carry out when companies employ workers at will and can fire them under any pretext without suffering the consequences of union busting.

      "What? no, we didn't fire Joe for union organizing, we fired him for, uh, insubordination! Yeah, that's the ticket!"

      What this ruling does is show companies that the NLRB is completely on their side. It also means, that in this particular case, the employees do not have to be notified that they do have the right to organize a union. The ruling states that the wording is clear enough, without having to specify that union organizing is okay. That is the part that chills participation in union organizing.

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  191. Can you people read? by LiquidVelvet · · Score: 1

    So the NLRB ruling on one specific case means they issued a ban applicable to every company in the US? I'll take it there aren't many lawyers posting here.

  192. Blame judges, not presidents. by Vexar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Seems to me that unions drive up commodity prices by increasing labor costs, and all the po' folk shop at Wal Mart, so in effect, the NLRB ruling is protecting the poor by keeping their costs down? Just a musing, really.

    President Bush did not clean house at the NLRB when he came into office, so if you want to blame someone, look into the judges behind this, and the cuplrit who appointed them. Who knows, it could be good ol' Slick Willy behind it all, or worse, Prez. Carter! More than likely, it was someone appointed by someone appointed by someone who was voted in by someone you voted in years and years ago.

  193. 40 hour work week by jvance · · Score: 1

    Please, if you believe that you can successfully collectively bargain against your employer, do so to the best of your ability, but remember that work is just something you should do for 40 hours a week...

    The 40 hour work week. Brought to you by collective bargaining and America's Unions.

  194. Popular Fascism by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it is extremely interesting how people are responding to this story in these threads. People have their own prepared agendas, preconceived notions, which determine how they're responding - some are entirely determined, others are just influenced.

    This ruling is extremely obvious in its effect: employers can tell employees with whom they can associate, even after hours. You'd think that every responder who's an employee (probably nearly 100%) would be outraged that employers even tried such a power grab over them. Or that they were supported by politicians. Especially that it's now law, especially under the administration of the NLRB (if the responders understood that the NLRB is a government agency designed to enforce workers and employer's rights). But only a few people can see how simple and obvious is this fascist merger of corporate and state power, exclusively at the expense of the worker.

    You're doing the kind of exhaustive, patient responses to even the most clueless reactionary that I often find myself doing. The truth has the power to overwhelm even outnumbering opponents armed only with ignorance and lies. Like a little candle in a big dark room. It isn't easy to be the candle, with all the dark sucking the light, but it certainly feels right. Glad we're not alone.

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    1. Re:Popular Fascism by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      You'd think that every responder who's an employee (probably nearly 100%) would be outraged that employers even tried such a power grab over them.

      Not me. My employer would never try this crap, and I already have a girlfriend anyway.

    2. Re:Popular Fascism by spun · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I really felt irate and to be honest, kind of hopeless yesterday, as if I was arguing with preschoolers with their hands over the ears as they yelled "is not, is not, is not!" I'm sure you know how that feels. I actually gained two foes out of it! I must have been doing something right ;-) The problem is cognative dissonance, where people's brains shut down. You can see they have a particular worldview that calls for a certain kind of response, no matter what the facts are. Changing the worldview feels like a kind of ego-death to them, so they can't, even if it means supporting patently ridiculous positions.

      I'm very glad we're not alone, too.

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  195. Mod parent up! by IgLou · · Score: 1

    I too am so choked about our treatment as salaried workers! Man, I was in one office where a top level directory said behind closed doors in a management meeting regarding compensation "They should be happy they get paid at all!" What really pisses me off is everyone's complacency on this, no one cares that their jobs are being outsourced, no one cares that there is project after project lined up with unrealistic expectations and deadlines that you have no say in (but you'll have to put in that 60 hour work week to get the job done), no one cares that some bonehead clown out to make a name for himself will work on a project that falls in your domain in a way that will break everything you worked on for the last 2 years...

    I just can't believe how no one cares or better yet, how they believe it's fair for them to be worked into the ground.

    It really does bring me down.

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  196. This is about freedom of contract by corblix · · Score: 1
    Folks, this ruling is about allowing freedom of contract.

    Can businesses and workers make agreements that cover a worker's behavior when he/she is not "on the clock"? Yes.

    This is not about giving businesses more power; it is about allowing businesses and workers to make any agreements they want, and they can tell the government to MYOB.

    So, a business can say to a worker, "If you work for us, you cannot socialize with your coworkers off the clock." And if the worker does not like it he/she does not have to work there. Similarly, a worker can say to a business, "If I work for you, I am going to socialize with my coworkers off the clock." And if the business does not like it, they don't have to hire the worker.

    1. Re:This is about freedom of contract by PigleT · · Score: 1

      > This is not about giving businesses more power; it is about allowing businesses and workers to make any agreements they want, and they can tell the government to MYOB.

      That would be "giving them more power", in my book.

      Do you think all laws concerning employment should be scrapped?

      > And if the business does not like it, they don't have to hire the worker.

      Indeed. Not that this is materially different from bullying, anyway. Companies have far more clout than individuals. That's why a civilised nation protects employees.

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    2. Re:This is about freedom of contract by vidarh · · Score: 1
      The problem with that is that in most areas of business there is a fundamental power imbalance between employers and employees - the individual employee at lower levels sees much less impact from turning away a few prospective employees than prospective employees see from turning down potential job offers. That is why practically no countries or states, including most states in the US, will let employers put whatever they want in an employment contract and expect it to stick up in court.

      That is why you have minimum wage. It is why there are regulations on working time. It's why there are health and safety regulations. It's why there are whistleblower laws.

      The idea that you can rely on employers and employees to negotiate fair terms - even to the point of not putting the health of their employees at risk - has been proven over and over again not to work. US employees, for instance, ought to remember those of their forefathers who in many cases gave their life to the decades long fight for the 8 hour working day. A fight that took place because employers were completely unwilling to consider reducing the then 12-14 hour working days through negotiation.

      Contract law requires consideration. If one of the parties feel they have no choice there is no real consideration, and that is frequently the case in employer-employee relationships.

      To go more specifically into the case at hand - as the article points out, this ruling shifts the balance even further towards the employers, by making it harder to coordinate action between employees (even if union type activities are explicitly protected by law, it's going to have a significant chilling effects with people that don't know/understand their rights and don't dare risk their job - spreading information on those rights is going to be hard if people are concerned about talking to you), and harder for people to build the personal relationships that makes proper organising possible in the first place.

      Rights are already shifted so far towards the employer side in the US as is (few other industralised nations allows contracts that lets employers fire employees with no notice, for instance - in most European countries limits of 1 to 3 months is usually enshrined in law, with some exceptions for temporary workers or specific professions).

      I keep being amazed at what US workers are willing to put up with. And that is after being amazed at what UK workers put up with after I first moved to London - I'm used to 37.5 hour weeks, 3 month notice periods and an environment where it was next to impossible to fire someone unless they are provably incompetent or unsuited for the job (that's how it works in Norway).

      But even here it takes exceptional circumstances before you can even be asked to work more than 48 hours (with 37-40 being the norm) a week, 25 days paid holiday (+ public holidays) a year is the norm, and less than one months notice is almost unheard of for permanent employees. Yet the average UK salary is still slightly above the average US salary - enough to make up for the slight difference in taxation.

  197. no, no, and no by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    With IT workers so commonly producing some of our best work 'after hours,' even at home or in restaurants/bars, will this ruling come back to bite employers in the IT industry?

    Of course not. Just because it's legal for IT companies to do this doesn't mean they're going to.

    Can they really stop you from talking with your cubicle neighbor on the bus home, if they can't even stop you from reading Slashdot while on the clock?

    No, but it gives you an excuse for them to fire you.

  198. Re: Just shut up and vote Republican. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yours is not to question why, yours is but to pay and die.

    Get with the program and support our administrations efforts to more effectively block conversation that might potentially lead to terrorism in the workplace.

  199. Free association? by Landshark17 · · Score: 0

    How is this not a violation of free association?

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  200. Fix The Headline Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's NLRB.

    You know, like in the summary

  201. Guardsmark creates pollution by pin_gween · · Score: 1

    No more carpooling since that could be seen as fraternizing

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  202. Oh no! by chicago_scott · · Score: 1

    Look out! It's the law!

  203. Just two...? by GojiraDeMonstah · · Score: 1

    You haven't been married very long, have you?

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  204. Not a problem when the phone rings at 2 am by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    just say hello, oh sorry I cant speak to you off of company time.
    Then hang up and leave the phone off the hook.
    Someone else can fix whatevers broken.

  205. Where Were Your Unions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. The US Unions must be the most toothless gutless cowards on the face of the earth. How did this happen to you? Will these policies be passed to Australia via osmosis due to the constant contact between john howard's lips and george bush's arse?

  206. Answer: by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    Can they really stop you from talking with your cubicle neighbor on the bus home, if they can't even stop you from reading Slashdot while on the clock?"

    For legal purposes? Maybe to probably if it's in your contract, but IANAL.

    For practical purposes? Unless the boss or some assistant crony is there with you, I doubt it.
  207. Did anybody notice... by mbstone · · Score: 1

    ...that the employees in question were (drum roll) SECURITY GUARDS??

    Isn't it reasonable to prohibit your security guards from getting too friendly with one another, or even getting to know one another?

    How you say... Inside Job ...?

  208. The Bill of Rights says this rule is wrong. Read: by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    AMENDMENT I

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    There is NO fucking way this ruling will stand up in court.

    RS

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  209. Mixing work and play by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    While *I* refuse to have any out of work relationships with any of my co-workers
    [...]
    I do everything I can to not even mention work to friends and family. When I am outside the office walls my brain is on everything but. It's healthy to have time to yourself, your family, and your hobbies.

    I do believe that there has to be a balance struck here. Things like office romances and nepotism are definitely unhealthy behaviours and employers should be able to make reasonable restriction on such behaviour....ON COMPANY TIME ONLY. On that point I agree...YOUR time is YOUR TIME...not your bosses, not some corporation's and not the government's.

    From your post though it looks like you might be overcompensating. A person simply cannot completely separate work and personal life without causing added stress. For example, if you come home from a rough day at work you might think you are being a good husband by not burdening her with your problems...but guess what? You're still going to be a surly bastard and your wife will be frustrated because she'll haven't the first clue why. She's there for you and she might be hable to help you feel better. Same goes for if you are on the other side of the situation--if your wife comes home from a bad day at work don't avoid the subject---ASK what happened. You might not be able to solve each other's problems, but even simply sharing gripes about the kids being monsters at home while some client was being an ass at work can make you feel better.

    The same goes for work--personal situations can affect work performance, and if you're distracetd your boss or others might want to know why--believe it or not, your boss (if he is a good boss) will want to help you resolve those problems--if only to get the best performance from his team.

    This crazy idea of opening up the possibility of your employer deciding who you can associate with when you leave work? Seems to step quite a bit over the line and wouldn't do any good in fostering good labour relations. Oh yead...and it almost sounds unconstitutional--is freedom of association not a fundamental right in the free world?

  210. 40+hours a week by Descalzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    "Companies that want salaried positions to work far more than 40 hours a week are either bleeding money, cutting costs so badly they are understaffed or have no real concern for their employees..."

    ...or are public elementary schools.

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    1. Re:40+hours a week by QMO · · Score: 1

      Isn't that redundant?

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  211. I work 100 hours a week and live it! by Shihar · · Score: 1

    The American mentality when it comes to work is both a gift and a curse. American works are the world's most productive workers. Not only are comparably skilled, intelligent, and creative to their counterparts elsewhere, they have absolutely sick work ethics, especially when it comes to spending time at work. Now, Americans might spend a lot of time working, but so do other people in the world. The difference between Americans and others who work just as long or longer, is that those other people are working in sweatshops because they have. The gift of it is that the US has roughly 5% of the world population, but is 21% of the world's economy. The curse is of course that you have people working like they are in a sweat shop and need money to keep from starving when they don't.

    Personally, I am grateful there are nut jobs out there that spend 100 hours a week working. I am sure their contribution to driving up the standard of living for the sane ones is more then just trivial. Successful startups in particular are known for being run by insane work zealots who hire more insane work zealots. I have even known a few, and they are indeed very productive individuals. They are dysfunctional as hell when it comes to their personal lives, but, eh, whatever makes them happy.

    Me personally though? I live in America where the poor are more likely to die of a heart attack from over eating then they are to die of starvation. I have a grip on reality. I don't need to work 100 hours to keep from starving. I could ditch my job and flip burgers and I still wouldn't starve. As much as I might enjoy my work, I recognize and appreciate the fact that I don't like it THAT much. I enjoy it above all the other things that someone is willing to pay me for, but not more then I appreciate my free time. I don't delude myself into believing that I love waking up every single morning even when I am tired and just want to sleep in a little longer. If they stopped sending me a paycheck, I would stop coming. If I won a few million, I would retire regardless of my age.

    So, my hat goes off to those crazy whack jobs that spend more time at work then they do anywhere else. I appreciate all those wonderful things their hard work goes into producing. I appreciate them even more because I am sane enough to call it quits at 40 hours enjoy the fruits of someone else's labor.

    Finally, as to that extra 30% they are making more then me, does it bother me in the slightest? Hell no. They can take their higher pile and do whatever they do with it. Time is money, and my time is worth a hell of a lot more then a few extra tens of thousands of dollars.

    Really people, don't work a shitty job and complain. Take a pay cut and work a job that doesn't make you miserable. Leave working like an animal and living by stupid rules like 'no having fun outside of work' to the nut jobs that enjoy that kind of insanity.

  212. Three-letter "Agency" or military lookalike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This firm is security provider (probably ran by some government agency security ex-officials or ex-military). When they issued "no hanging out" order, it was obviously "technological" requirement, copied from "the book".

  213. Know the limits by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    No they can't.

    From the moment you swipe out, to the moment you swipe in the next morning, your employer has no power over you. The company rulebook does not apply to you. And your boss is just another civilian like you. Nothing that you do while you are on your own time has any relevance in any matter to do with the company; to all intents and purposes, "you at work" and "you at home" are two different people.

    Even if you don't have a "proper" time clock, every place of employment needs some way of knowing who is in the building at any time in case of emergencies -- if there's a fire and someone is not at the designated assembly point, does that mean they're still in the building or they aren't at work today? So there must always a clear record of who is on the company's premises, and therefore bound by the company's rules -- or not. And if there is no such record, your employer could be in trouble with the Fire authority.

    What really matters is that your labour is worth more to the company than the company's wages are worth to you. And watch out for the little creep who doesn't bleed when his brother gets cut.

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    1. Re:Know the limits by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Actually this is untested in this case, and I agree with many here that think it will fall in a courtroom.

      However, I am bound to maintain any contractual agreements I have with my employer when off-the-clock, like NDA's. Additionally since the company I work for is a public Corporation, I can not legally discuss certain business transactions or other "insider" information, lest Uncle Sam pay the company and myself a visit to discuss SEC laws.

      So there's definitely legal precedent FOR companies in this case -- they could simply require you to sign a contract (most companies do) stating that you will abide by this same rule and it would be more binding than this ill-conceived law.

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    2. Re:Know the limits by mink · · Score: 1

      The stat of Ohio has a stupid % discount for the drug free workplace program via the Department of Workman's Compensation. It's as lame and crappy as D.A.R.E.
      IF your workplace wants the discount (and they all do) you have to submit to the rules they have.
      If for some reason you are over .04 BAC (us IT workers are being judged with the standards set for cross country truck drivers) even when we are off the job (say going from a restaurant to hotel while visiting a customer) if an accident happens we must immediately get drug tested and we will be fired immediately thanks to federal standards.

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    3. Re:Know the limits by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      From the moment you swipe out, to the moment you swipe in the next morning, your employer has no power over you.

      Except of course for the ability to fire you, if you work in an at-will state. Then the employer doesn't even need to really give a reason for the termination. Sure, you could try to sue for wrongful termination, but good luck with that.

    4. Re:Know the limits by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Surely a bunch of local taxpayers {who now have to pay the firee's dole out of their own hard-earned} could come together and sue the company for firing you on the grounds that it puts them out of pocket?

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  214. I dunno if I like that rule....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wearing my maids uniform while dating the roughneck janitors downstairs turns me on gooooood.....

  215. Bush is a dick !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said...

  216. How do you keep things professional with a friend? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    It is very difficult, and in many situations unpleasent.

    It is good to have a good working relationship with your colleagues, but socializing should be kept to a minimum so everybody can keep professionalism unnafected by friendships.

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  217. Re:The Bill of Rights says this rule is wrong. Rea by fl_litig8r · · Score: 1

    The bill of rights only applies to government, not private employers. The only issue raised in the article is whether such a rule would abridge a statutory (not constitutional) right for employees to meet for purposes of possibly forming a union. When a private employer says you can't hang out with co-workers after hours, no Constitutional violation occurs.

  218. Your Sig by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

    Don't understand your sig, why are you comparing your photo with Google's satellite image???

    Are you suprised that they look the same?

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    1. Re:Your Sig by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that the technology is out there to produce such an image.

    2. Re:Your Sig by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      well, it;s just satellite imagery, we've had that for years. :)

      It is awsome though to be able to see your house from space

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    3. Re:Your Sig by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I guess it's just satellite imagery, but it has never compared to something that I've seen with my own eyes until then.

      Besides that I saw it as a sort of miniature challenge to myself. Take this digital photo and recreate it as best I can using google earth.

  219. The people paying your salary. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The people allowing you to keep your lifestyle.

    The people paying you a livehood.

    Whatever, since you are dealing with their money and their resources they surely need to have some input in how you lead your life in anything related to your work. Relationships is one of them since for many reasons this could be detrimental to the company's activities.

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    1. Re:The people paying your salary. by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      They provide the livelihood, I provide the work. It's supposed to be a trade of money for labour not a set of shackles. Unless I'm screwing a colleague or snorting coke (or both ;)) in the toilets I don't see how it's any of my boss' business.

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  220. What a load of tosh. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    So you ar completely innadequate to relate with people (that by definition will be different) but you blame it on them?

    Mate, you need to have a hard look at yourself, you may be happy the way you are, to each one his own, but don't come with this bullshit about the rest of the world being inadequate.

    The same 2% of compatible people will be out ther in any activity you perform, the big difference is that you are not risking both your professional standing and your friendship when you make friends that are not your coworkers.

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    1. Re:What a load of tosh. by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      At least I don't write like a drunk lawyer.

      Sorry, but I'm perfectly fine, it's the rest of the world that sucks. I guess I could be considered a misanthrope by most Americans, but I beg to differ. Check out my latest journal on one of the many reasons I love my wife and maybe you'll get an understanding of the fact that sarcasm figures pretty big into my personality. Americans suck at it with the small exception of that potential 2%. Outgoing Americans tend to be horrible when it comes to sarcasm. Hence, most of my friends tend to be foreign (usually from Europe or the UK).

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      -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
    2. Re:What a load of tosh. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Americans suck at it with the small exception of that potential 2%. Outgoing Americans tend to be horrible when it comes to sarcasm.

      I hate to do this--but you're wrong again.

      Sarcasm requirse the speaker to give numerous signals that the words they are speaking are, in fact, false. While it's quite possible to convey sarcasm without a sarcastic tone, doing such is only really done with a body of people the speaker is sure will not judge them as such.

      Sarcasm on the internet--well, a bit of textual exageration is normally required, as both tone and identity are usually figured out.

      Or, on the other hand, MAYBE we're all just morons who can't speak our own language, and it's the tiny minority that are right. Obviously, democracy is wrong and science only works because of its institutional screening.

      No, wait, that's sarcasm.

  221. ACLU is Dishonest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have visited their web site and I have corresponded with the head of the organization. What they say sounds pretty good on first hearing. Then, I looked a little harder and saw how dishonest they are about the second amendment. I don't expect every group I support to agree with me 100%. But, I do expect them to be honest and make their decisions on principled grounds. The ACLU does not consistently do either.

  222. Re:The Bill of Rights says this rule is wrong. Rea by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

    I'd love to argue this one before the Supreme Court. If something is unconstitutional, no one may do it. The Bill of Rights is exactly what it says: The menu of freedoms to which we are all entitled. They are inviolable by anyone.

    If a security guard were fired for having a beer with a co-worker, I'd take it to federal court immediately as a violation of citizen's right to peaceably assemble. I'd probably win right there, but if the company appealed, they'd get their asses kicked all the way to the Supreme Court. Hell, the Supreme Court probably wouldn't even bother to hear it.

    This one's a slam-dunk. The NLRB is wrong.

  223. Re:The Bill of Rights says this rule is wrong. Rea by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    And GUESS WHAT? The NLRB is a part of the Federal Government.

    Thanks for playing.

    RS

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  224. If your work is your life.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... great, good for you.

    For many of us that is not the case, we are paid to perform a job, we do that job, clock hits 17:00, end of the history for the day.

    Of course you can't understand it because you are in the odd position of being the owner of something but having to work like mad to keep things going.

    That is you, I very much hope that any employees in your company are sane enough to have an unhindered life out of bussiness hours.

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  225. Do you know about chineses walls? Conspiracies? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    In many businesses (specially in the financial sector) certain departments of the same company should not have any contacts with others for many different reasons.

    If you can go an fraternize with that same people, the "Chinese wall" provisions go up in smoke. And the respective company may be liable.

    Also in many cases conspiracies to defraud are inside jobs organized by a group of coworkers, Although such provisions would not stop any criminals, it certainly would make clear that in some businesses (the company in question seem to be in the security area) socialization puts in danger the very business that brings the money to the organization that is paying everybody's salaries.

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    1. Re:Do you know about chineses walls? Conspiracies? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Sure -- the chinese wall issue is already addressed by worker contracts. The financial sector isn't pushing for this kind of regulation.

      The people pushing these kinds of regulations are companies like Wal-Mart that have had anti-fraternization and anti-union policies for years that have been thrown out of state court.

      In my area, a 45 year old widow and part-time Wal-Mart employee married a coworker and was fired for violating the anti-fraternization policy. She ended up suing and getting a substantial payout.

      I'll bet you that if you google around, you'll find that lobbyists for the fast food and big box retail are behind this policy.

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  226. Loads of tosh. Really. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Look buddy, keep to yourslef all the fascist- rethoric-whatever-slippery-I-don't-know-what nonsense.

    Firstly it is not becoming illegal for everybody to fraternize with colleagues out of office hours. What the ruling says is that is is not illegal to put a clause in an employment contract forbiding employees to do so.

    It is a fscking contract you know? One of those things that you can decide to sign or not. If you find a measure too draconian the solution is simple: do not put your signature in the dotted line. You will be not shooted, no final solution for non signatories, no fascist measures.

    There are many situations in which fraternization is a bad idea (hint: look at the business of the company involved) for the business the company is (and for extension the employees themselves).

    Knee jerk reacting faster than a gunslinger can pull out his trusty Colt is not a good way to look at an issue so complicated as this.

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    1. Re:Loads of tosh. Really. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Keep your jerking knees to yourself. This ruling lets employers control the hours they're not paying for. You can sign that away if you want, but it makes you a fool. Or just a person who needs their job too much to stand up for their rights. Like millions of Americans, especially the growing majority who aren't able to rely on a union for allies when they are faced with unreasonable terms.

      Really, this isn't complicated. How much do you have to worship management capitalism not to find disgusting the idea that the boss prohibits talking with other workers after work? Tell me, how many employees do you control? Or do you just hate your life, and want to sign it over to your boss?

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  227. Did you see what the business of the company is? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Imagine you and your friend work in such a company, one of you casually slips some information thatn the other should not know about.

    Sorry, but in some circumstances fraternization is a bussiness risk, in such cases your friends should be found elsewhere.

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  228. Work is not a social club. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    If the work situation offers the possibility of forming friendships and even long lasting relationships, that is great and cool.

    But a bussiness main purpose, for both employees and employers IMHO, is not to facilitate socialization.

    I would theorize that people having as main avenue to relate to others their workplace have either too much work, too few life interests or a combination of both.

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  229. They are not making the decission for you. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    They are requesting something in a contractual clause.

    If the requirement is asinine you can refuse, in some places to put an unreasonbale clause that would force you to refuse to accept it, would amount to unfiar dismisal.

    But if the clause is a legitimate business need only people prepared to work in that line of business should join such a company.

    No cohercion here.

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  230. Finally somebody gets it. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Prise to you...

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  231. Sorry but you are wrong. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    US workers are not the most productive in the world.

    I will not fish out the details for you, but organizations like the OECD and others will cure your unabashed optimism.

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    1. Re:Sorry but you are wrong. by Shihar · · Score: 1

      US workers are not the most productive in the world.

      I will not fish out the details for you, but organizations like the OECD and others will cure your unabashed optimism.


      You might not bother to fish out the details, but I will.

      First, let me cure your ignorance as to what productivity is with this site: http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=132

      Then let me show you how the US is compared to the world with this site:
      http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=160

      The definition that economists use when they talk about productivity is the GDP per person. The US DOES have the highest productivity in the world.

      Now OECD does explain that a six other nations have higher productivity then the US per hours worked(http://www.oecd.org/dataoecd/31/7/29880166. pdf). That is to say, if everyone only worked 40 hours a week, some other nations would have higher worker productivity (GDP per person). That however is not the case, and they specifically state that in these nations they work fewer hours per person compared to the US... ...Which, is exactly what my point was. I didn't claim Americans were the smartest or most efficient, but that they were reasonably smart, reasonably efficient, and work like animals. This is great for the economy and for me, but bad for the poor dumb bastard that is wasting 80 hours each week of his life at work.

      So, uh... yeah... thanks for the finding the statistics that completely confirm exactly what I said.

  232. You don't expect a private contract to stand? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    When people say a company is forcing you to do something that is just coloquial descontextualized lingo.

    A company enters an agreement in which the company wishes that you refrain to do certain things because they could be counterproductive to the company's bottom line.

    YOu can say yes or not.

    They are forcing you do do nothing.

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  233. Do you drink beer? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    Your substance abuse inclusion makes you a big fucking hypocrite.

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  234. Freedom vs the Nanny State Mentality by thelizman · · Score: 1
    IMHO, the bigger an employer, the more strongly the Bill of Rights should apply to them too.

    The Bill of Rights was added to the Constitution to safeguard certain specific rights from abuse by a potentially tyrannical federal government. You have the right, indeed the initiative to change employers when you deem their policies to be restrictive or intrusive. There is only one Federal Government, and you don't have much choice in that.

    Your comments are very revealing of something more sinister - a nanny state mentality. That is to say that instead of taking responsibility for yourself on a personal level, you defer to large corporations and the government for guidance on what your rights are. You may do this even though you consciously abhor the idea. A person isn't truly free until they first feel that they are free, then protect that freedom. Your answer betrays the notion that you're not free, and you need some government, corporation, or pseudo government to make you such. Snap out of it man!