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  1. Name on Australian Rules to Crackdown on Spam · · Score: 1

    Spam thats a funny name mate, I would have called it a chazwazza!

  2. Overlords on Quasars Used for Encryption · · Score: 1

    Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over- 'conquered' if you will- by a master race of giant space quasars. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the quasars will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new electron overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted slashdot personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground fiber optic cables.

  3. Bedtime on Ask Apache Software Chairman Greg Stein · · Score: 2, Funny

    Being the chairman of such an important and successful project such as apache, how much money do you sleep on at night with how many beautiful women?

  4. Law Suit! on Misconfigured Webserver, Threats to Call FBI · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you don't remove this inflamitory comment I'm calling the FBI!

  5. Re:Young people today on Swedish Mathematician Lennart Carleson Wins Abel · · Score: 1

    Well of course in my day we had it tough. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

    You people these days just don't get it do they?

  6. Re:Sweden on Swedish Mathematician Lennart Carleson Wins Abel · · Score: 1

    Well let me be first the first to welcome our new overlords Sven and Bjørn!
    The new article was about grits right?

  7. Sweden on Swedish Mathematician Lennart Carleson Wins Abel · · Score: 1

    Well I hope his blonde haired blue eyed and bikini clad assistants got recognised to.

  8. Re:What a co-incidence! on Amanda 2.5 Released · · Score: 1

    In high school, Amanda was always my backup too!
    How many pictures did you have?

  9. Only on thing for it on Microsoft's Not So Happy Family · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is one thing that will get Microsoft's employee's moral back up, a Chair-Throwing-Monkey-Dance! I'm sure they'll be able to find someone who can supply.

  10. Its not dead... on Internet Explorer Not Dead Yet · · Score: 1

    Its just pining for the fjords

  11. One Word on Preventing RSI? · · Score: 1

    Porn. I think you need to relax more, so watch some... Oh! PREVENT rsi... nevermind

  12. Home Invasion? on Cisco Plans Its Home Invasion · · Score: 1

    It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the electrons will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new silcon overlords.

  13. How long... on Better Networking with SCTP · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How long do you think it will be before this is adopted into the mainstream?

  14. Bad corpse! Stop ... scaring ... Smithers! on Invasion of the Body Snatchers · · Score: 1

    There is only one explaination for this phenomenon, the republicans! Their current candidates aren't working so their digging up their old ones!

  15. I'm not worried... on Australians to Increases Surveillance Powers? · · Score: 1

    If they do it as dodgely as they do the rest of their law enforcement, she'll be right mate!
    For example, your doing something dodgy in your car. Do you a) stick a GPS transponder to it b) follow them 2 cars back in a recently made australian car and match every lane change. While all the while sitting the there with a box on your dash and the both of you wearing suits in the middle of summer?

    This is the same as for the internet a) sliding in a rootkit (maybe the could get some help from Sony) b) Continually ping the box with ICMP Echo requests to make sure its there. While outside you somehow notice that your cable modem cord has been diverted through a van with a big:
    All
    Flowers
    Pronto

    written in capitals. Seriously though, if I use a decent Operating System and End to End encryption, what have I got to worry about?

  16. Re:No surprise here! on Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans · · Score: 1

    I favor unreasonably huge subsidies to the brain slug planet.
    Senator: Ah Mr. Speaker I'd like to tack on a wager to that bill. 2 Million dollars worth of tax payers money to the perverted arts.
    Speaker: All in favour of the modified bill.
    (Votes are split along part lines)
    Kent: I've said it once and I'll say it again. Democracy just doesn't work!

  17. Welcome... on Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one have ALREADY welcomed our parasitic overlords.

  18. Re:Name change on Shuttle Retirement Costs Divert Science Funding · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't we just call it "swallow"? Because it takes a lot of money and sometimes kills things that are living and usually white. Also I doubt it could grip a coconut even by the husk.

  19. Re:OH NO!! on Shuttle Retirement Costs Divert Science Funding · · Score: 2, Funny

    How are we going to get that moon station up and running?
    By submiting to the dark side of the force!

  20. Funding Diverts... on Shuttle Retirement Costs Divert Science Funding · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is bad! I mean how are they going to get the shadow angles right now!? ;-)

  21. Was released yesterday. on Opera 9 with Widgets and BitTorrent Now Available · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This was released yesterday, you could have gotten it from snapshot.opera.com This is also when I submitted the story using the new browser wth links to the change log. Though it seems you only get stories posted by Scuttlemonkey if you have a paypal account.

    2006-02-07 13:35:26 New Opera Preview Out (Index,Software) (rejected)

  22. UNSW on A Bathroom That Cleans Itself · · Score: 1

    My cousin goes to UNSW and last time he stayed with us, I can see why they'd be developing this type of technology.

  23. Re:Just how much does it do? on A Bathroom That Cleans Itself · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it sweep up stray hairs after I have shaved my shoulders before a hot date?

    Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight (lie buzzer) ..a date (lie buzzer) ..dinner with a friend (lie buzzer) ..dinner alone (lie buzzer) ..watching TV alone (lie buzzer) ..All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.(Lie buzzer) Sears catalog.(ding)Now will you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!(lie buzzer)

  24. Re:Age on When Does Maturity Set In? · · Score: 1

    And its pretty stupid having the ability to drive and the ability to drink kick in on the same day.

  25. Age on When Does Maturity Set In? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here is a link to and science program in Australia called Catalyst. I actually managed to watch this episode and this reminded me of it and I was bored enough to google for a link.

    What it says is that the brain doesnt mature fully until the age of 25.

    http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/s1424747.ht m