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  1. Re:In related news... on New Photo Fraud Detection Software · · Score: 1

    I see your posted AC, thus I can only conclude that your are one of "them" trying to lure me into a trap by appealing to ego while your colleagues in their suits and black sunglasses surround my house! Well its not going to work I tell you, because you've got the wrong house I'm using a proxy server! Hahahaha! All that is outside me house is a delivery truck labelled:
    Flowers
    By
    Irene

    Oh god! You bastar... NO CARRIER

  2. In related news... on New Photo Fraud Detection Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    In related news NASA announced today that it would close its public picture archives ;)

  3. Ahoy hoy on SuitSat Not Looking Good So Far · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No, you have the wrong number. This is four-two-FOUR-six. I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine. Not at all. Ahoy!

  4. Re:Toilet humor on The Type-A, High-Tech Bathroom · · Score: 1

    Have you ever noticed how men leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke.
    You suck McBain!

  5. Re:$200? on Microsoft Tricks Hacker Into Jail · · Score: 5, Funny

    I paid $200 for Windows and the source code wasn't included. I got ripped, I mean how am I meant to get applications to compile when I don't have the full kernel source?!

  6. Re:Who out there stilll doesn't get it? on Clock Ticking for Nyxem Virus · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It's so unfair. I always run the attachments and I never get any viruses. God Damn it, linux just isn't ready for the desktop market.

  7. Re:Obviously the start of something bigger??? on Giant Octopus Attacks Sub · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What the fuck is this? Fox? Leave the sensationalist bullshit at Murdoch's doorstep.

  8. Re:Ouch! on Giant Octopus Attacks Sub · · Score: 1

    Ouch, that sounds painful. Anybody ever had an octopus stuck to their sensitive equipment?
    Ouch, with all those suction pads some people might enjoy it, depends on what your into. Hello ladies!

  9. Re:Obligitory on Giant Octopus Attacks Sub · · Score: 1

    Think it was a remote control sub.

  10. Re:Dr. Venkman once said... on Giant Octopus Attacks Sub · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would you say its time to start cracking open each others skulls and feasting on the goo inside?
    Yes, yes I would Kent.

  11. Obligitory on Giant Octopus Attacks Sub · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our giant submarine attacking overlords!

  12. Re:So...... on Buzz Aldrin's Roadmap to Mars · · Score: 1

    Yeah I bet to be able to get the moonraker

  13. Plans... on Buzz Aldrin's Roadmap to Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems like this guy came out up with his plans only after NASA released theirs. Story of his life, always second.

  14. Obligitory... on Nemesis, the Sun's Binary Star Companion? · · Score: 1

    No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy...the sun. Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!

  15. Should call it... on DoJ search requests: Yahoo, AOL, MSN said "Yes" · · Score: 1

    "Won't somebody please think of the children" Act.

  16. Re:'Ay, Digger! on Penguin Not Taking Flight Down Under · · Score: 1

    Why not try plannetmirror?

  17. Statically speaking... on Mathematics Skills More in Demand Than Ever · · Score: 0

    It helped me work out my chances of getting first post on Slashdot. Its very low. However to counter this obvious grief I do more maths, my spirts improve. I then realise with all the maths in my life and trying to get first post on slashdot, I won't get a girlfriend, my spirts drop off the charts.

  18. Re:Is it good news or bad news? on Toyota Prius Under Fire For Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    Depends what operating system the engineers used to design it ;)

  19. Re:/tin hat on Toyota Prius Under Fire For Patent Infringement · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sorry I live in a FREE country, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

  20. Re:Easy Solution. on Toyota Prius Under Fire For Patent Infringement · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, the yuppies and single women who drive them wouldn't notice the difference anyway.

  21. Re:/tin hat on Toyota Prius Under Fire For Patent Infringement · · Score: -1, Troll

    And by "Oil Companies" we mean US DOD

  22. w00t! on Life's Secrets From A Comet's Tail · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screw the secrets of the universe. Someone checked to make sure it wasn't a dupe!

  23. Simpsons Quote... on FTC Declares Can-Spam a Success · · Score: 4, Funny

    How come it is when I hear the words inept and idiot I immeadiatly think FTC!

  24. Re:Welcome... on Wasps Better Than Dogs At Sniffing Out Bombs · · Score: 2, Funny

    and by assault rifle we mean Patroit Act.

  25. Re:Ahem... on Wasps Better Than Dogs At Sniffing Out Bombs · · Score: 1

    oh, no, dear friend. Problem with large flocks of bees is keeping YOU alive, not THEM.
    Its called a Dalek with a fly swatter! DESTROY! DESTROY!