Ahh i like ur thinking... I've been going with the up the bum no babies approach. But i could kill two birds with one stone, while enlarging her breast size i could also get a little butler (well in a couple of years anyways... u know when hes old enough to pull a cart) to carry my beer around. Also as another bonus i'd get the governments cash bonus for having a baby... to get more beer for him to pull around!! *Tents Fingers* Excellent
Yeah, I'm sure most astronauts would be trying to dock their shuttles in they're landing bays. Alternatively, it would also show how open and used they're landing bays were. Though this would also show how many times they'd used they're mechanical docking equipment.
Thanks I'll be here all week. Seriously, I'm bloody bored!
Mrs Richards: Now. I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it. Manuel: Qué? Mrs Richards: What? Manuel: Qué? Mrs Richards: "K"? Manuel: Sí. Mrs Richards: "C"? [Manuel nods.] Mrs Richards: "KC"? [Manuel looks puzzled.] Mrs Richards: "KC"? What are you trying to say? Manuel: No, no-no-no. "Qué" "what". Mrs Richards: "K what"? Manuel: Sí! "Qué" "what"! Mrs Richards: "C.K. Watt"? Manuel: Yes. Mrs Richards: Who is C.K. Watt? Manuel: Qué? Mrs Richards: Is it the manager, Mr Watt? Manuel: Oh, manager! Mrs Richards: He is. Manuel: Ah Mr Fawlty! Mrs Richards: What? Manuel: Fawlty. Mrs Richards: What are you talking about, you silly little man?! [She turns to hotel maid Polly.] Mrs Richards: What is going on here? I ask him for my room, and he tells me the manager's a "Mr Watt", aged forty. Manuel: No, no. Fawlty. Mrs Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him? Polly: It's alright, Mrs Richards. He's from Barcelona.
Billy: Acording to my calculations every hacker will eventualy run amok with the killing and the scripting and the botnetting... Ballmer: My God Bill, when will this happen? Billy: In exactly 24 hours! (hackers immediatly start posting 0day exploits) Oh dear, I forgot to carry the one.
I'm not outta order! You're outta order! The whole freakin' system's outta order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face! You'll know what to do forget it Marge it's Chinatown!
The Adventures of Jango Phatt; Intergalactic Booty Hunter Hotel Porkins Amidala, Queen of Naboob (soft core) Chicks with Tentacles (Fetish) Sith On My Face Sex Wars Episode IV: A New Hole Judge Me by My Size (fetish) Hoth in the Sheets Dirty Jedi #43 Debbie does Dantooine. The Devaronian and Miss Jones Mesa so Horny - Gungan fetish Red Lekku Bonanza - Twi'Lek fetish Hutt Sluts Yes, My Master - Sith S&M The Secret Life of Princess LayUs Hands Solo Boba Fetish: Capture Me (BDSM) Wookiee Nookie Lightsaber Lovin' Blow My Death Star Fat and Frisky (Hutts) Lando's co-ed house party Artoo & 3PO's power coupling
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I wonder if it works on bright pink colour schemes?
Ahh i like ur thinking... I've been going with the up the bum no babies approach. But i could kill two birds with one stone, while enlarging her breast size i could also get a little butler (well in a couple of years anyways... u know when hes old enough to pull a cart) to carry my beer around. Also as another bonus i'd get the governments cash bonus for having a baby... to get more beer for him to pull around!! *Tents Fingers* Excellent
Thats strange i thought the flattest thing on earth was my girlfriends chest
Try this: :P
http://www.librarything.com/unsuggester/920
For some reason the bible doesn't feature
Sounds like someone's living in the past! Contemporize, man!
What are you, some kinda comedian? I bet you do a pretty fair Colombo impression.
Yeah, I'm sure most astronauts would be trying to dock their shuttles in they're landing bays.
Alternatively, it would also show how open and used they're landing bays were.
Though this would also show how many times they'd used they're mechanical docking equipment.
Thanks I'll be here all week. Seriously, I'm bloody bored!
In other news just to hand, Zonk will stop posting dupes! :P
Makes more sense eh? I've got to learn to use the preview button
I other new just to hand, Zonk will stop posting dupes!
Your last sumnary contains an oxymoron. I don't think realistic, running windows and security should be combined into one article.
:)
Oh and while your fixing it say "hi" to (-5, Flamebait) for me
Ahh back to the good ol' days... when the editors were on crack
I think some sort of beowulf cluster of mobile, pornography distrubting wireless access points would be in order.
Mrs Richards: Now. I've reserved a very quiet room, with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
Manuel: Qué?
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: Qué?
Mrs Richards: "K"?
Manuel: Sí.
Mrs Richards: "C"?
[Manuel nods.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"?
[Manuel looks puzzled.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"? What are you trying to say?
Manuel: No, no-no-no. "Qué" "what".
Mrs Richards: "K what"?
Manuel: Sí! "Qué" "what"!
Mrs Richards: "C.K. Watt"?
Manuel: Yes.
Mrs Richards: Who is C.K. Watt?
Manuel: Qué?
Mrs Richards: Is it the manager, Mr Watt?
Manuel: Oh, manager!
Mrs Richards: He is.
Manuel: Ah Mr Fawlty!
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: What are you talking about, you silly little man?!
[She turns to hotel maid Polly.]
Mrs Richards: What is going on here? I ask him for my room, and he tells me the manager's a "Mr Watt", aged forty.
Manuel: No, no. Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?
Polly: It's alright, Mrs Richards. He's from Barcelona.
Bias? On Slashdot! This simply won't stand!
I though the worlds deepest dinosaur was cowboy neal
I think you need to activate kernel filtering and recompile!
Billy: Acording to my calculations every hacker will eventualy run amok with the killing and the scripting and the botnetting...
Ballmer: My God Bill, when will this happen?
Billy: In exactly 24 hours! (hackers immediatly start posting 0day exploits) Oh dear, I forgot to carry the one.
I'm not outta order! You're outta order! The whole freakin' system's outta order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face! You'll know what to do forget it Marge it's Chinatown!
I'd give venus a probing with my "first post"
Härter. Schneller. Geh ans Limit. Übertriff dich selbst. Lerne, deinen Arsch zu meistern.
Note to self: Say nothing about any thing with an X chromosome
(-5, Flamebait)
God Dammit how will I find any porn now?!
Hey are we sure all the last couple of stories are April Fools jokes or is just Zonks usual style?
The Adventures of Jango Phatt; Intergalactic Booty Hunter
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Hotel Porkins
Amidala, Queen of Naboob (soft core)
Chicks with Tentacles (Fetish)
Sith On My Face
Sex Wars Episode IV: A New Hole
Judge Me by My Size (fetish)
Hoth in the Sheets
Dirty Jedi #43
Debbie does Dantooine.
The Devaronian and Miss Jones
Mesa so Horny - Gungan fetish
Red Lekku Bonanza - Twi'Lek fetish
Hutt Sluts
Yes, My Master - Sith S&M
The Secret Life of Princess LayUs
Hands Solo
Boba Fetish: Capture Me (BDSM)
Wookiee Nookie
Lightsaber Lovin'
Blow My Death Star
Fat and Frisky (Hutts)
Lando's co-ed house party
Artoo & 3PO's power coupling
Stolen from here for easier reading and to make sure they don't get slashdotted: http://www.shavenwookie.com/orhp/humour/swporn.tx
If they have the original Leia in her slave outfit, plus put the entire movie in german. I'd watch it! Infact I think I already have.