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  1. Welcome... on Wasps Better Than Dogs At Sniffing Out Bombs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our insect overlords! I'd like to remind them that as a trusted slashdotter I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground hives.

  2. Nah no point... on Wasps Better Than Dogs At Sniffing Out Bombs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cause when they detect something, they're to small to have fricking laser beams attached to their heads!

  3. Re:What's was wrong with... on Driving Away Teens With High Frequency Noise · · Score: 2, Funny

    By the sounds of this guy it should be his "reaching broom"

  4. Better Idea... on Driving Away Teens With High Frequency Noise · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't he just turn Tony Blair up full blast? That would also work for anyone under 30.

  5. Bill... on Lockheed Martin Selects Linux for Missile Defense · · Score: 1

    Hey Bill all your base are belong to us!

  6. 2nd Use on Cube Privacy Via Gibberish · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could use this device for when your talking to your mother inlaw. Just set it going and walk away, half of them wouldn't know the difference!

  7. Ohh yeah... on Einstein's Biggest Blunder That Wasn't · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he's so smart how come he's dead?

  8. In related news... on Gaming Fanatics Show Hallmarks of Drug Addiction · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... so does Slashdot!

  9. Re:Man.. on Watching All Six Star Wars Movies Simultaneously · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, lets see it! Purely for authentication reasons you understand.

  10. Pinky and the Brain on Singing Mice and Brain Chemistry · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are we going to do tonight pinky?
    We're going to do what we do every night...
    1..2..1..2..3..4...
    "New York, New York...."

  11. Re:Xen into kernel on Red Hat Wants Xen In Linux Kernel · · Score: 3, Informative

    From a link in TFA:
    "Xen is a virtualization technology available for the Linux kernel that lets you enclose and test new upgrades as if running them in the existing environment but without the worries of disturbing the original system"

  12. Re:What about the Men's Institute? on Women's Institute Consulted on Nuclear Waste · · Score: 1

    "The Free Masons". All together now!

    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    We do! We do.
    Who leaves the Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do! We do.
    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
    We do! We do.
    Who robs cave fish of their sight?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do! We do.

  13. Who... on Women's Institute Consulted on Nuclear Waste · · Score: 1

    What members of the public would you like to design nuclear waste storage facilities
    Steve Ballmer, he's able to reduce then lifespan of anything!
    And I for one welcome our Ballmer overlords, I'd like to remind him that as a trusted peasant I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in his underground chair repair facilities.

  14. Looks like... on Worm With Rootkit Package Loose On AIM · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It looks like the begin of the end. When enought people come to there senses they might start looking for alternative OS's!

  15. I thought... on How Zombies Work · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always thought it started when you hadn't properly disabled the DCOM service!

  16. Maybe... on Rat Cunning May Allow For Island Colonization · · Score: 1

    He he was addicted to slashdot and just needed a hit.

  17. Appropriate Comment... on Microsoft Thinks Africa Doesn't Need Free Software · · Score: 1

    1. Claim Africa doesn't need free software
    2. ???
    3. Profit!!

  18. I think... on Cannabinoids Induce Brain Cell Growth? · · Score: 1

    I think that some of the moderators completly disprove this.

  19. Re:Walk on Microchips for Dangerous Animals? · · Score: 1

    Mine is called Attila the penetrater!

  20. Walk on Microchips for Dangerous Animals? · · Score: 2

    Did you know that it is actually possible to take your pet snake for a 'walk'?
    I like to walk my boa constrictor up and down a golden valley everyday.

  21. Re:Hate 2 Bitch but... on Sonic Torpedo Defense · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You'd be just the type of fu*ktard that would reject it.
    All your dot point are wrong, with the one exception of the capital "T" in turn. I don't see any problem with the FREE being capitalised. Whing Cunt?? This is the first time I've said anything.
    Keep posting anonymously to you coward.

  22. Hate 2 Bitch but... on Sonic Torpedo Defense · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I submitted this story:
    2005-10-07 14:40:59 Shock tactics to destroy torpedoes (Index,United States) (rejected)
    and it was knocked back! - Pointed to the exact same article!
    Same thing happened with the Opera codes:
    2005-08-30 09:05:03 Opera Turns 10 and get a registration code FREE (Index,Software) (rejected)

    But I guess these thing happen eh?

  23. Just to get them out of the way... on U.S. Insists On Keeping Control Of Internet · · Score: 1

    All your internet are belong to us!
    I for one re-welcome our ICANN overlords.
    In Soviet America, The Internet finds you!

    Won't somebody please think of the children?!

  24. I wonder... on Statically Charged Man Ignites Office · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, I wonder what repeditive motion made with the upper part of his body would have lead to such a build-up. Also in related news, the man has RSI in his wrists!

  25. Openess on Indonesia Adopts Java Desktop System on Linux · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well since their opening everything, why not try opening a few more body board bags! Its just like opening this on a closed source system, you'll never know what you'll find.