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Rat Cunning May Allow For Island Colonization

weighn writes "It was assumed that most rat invasions begin with one or two rats coming ashore from ships. The journal Nature reports that a wild rat, captured and then released on a deserted New Zealand island as part of an experiment, amazed scientists by apparently swimming 400 metres through treacherous open water to reach another island." From the article: "Researchers wanted to know how hard it would be to spot a single invader, and how difficult it would be to capture. Razza had a small radio transmitter attached and was set free on the island. Scientists intended to recapture him within eight weeks, but Razza gave a new meaning to 'rat cunning'. He avoided all the scientists' traps, and after 10 weeks his radio signal failed. 'It would be fair to say that at that point we were worried,' Professor Clout said. The Conservation Department was also worried, as the island had been cleared of rats."

190 comments

  1. They killed Razza! by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    Maybe the scientists didn't like being outsmarted by a rat.

    1. Re:They killed Razza! by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Neither did Tom, you'd think the scientists would be smarter.

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    2. Re:They killed Razza! by JoeShmoe · · Score: 1

      I agree. I mean, I assume they were trying both humane and inhumane traps so, bad luck for the rat but still...I think they should have just left the little guy alone to a happy retirement once they learned he jumped ship. They could have started over on the original island with a a new rat and new radio collar (waterproof this time right?).

      - JoeShmoe

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    3. Re:They killed Razza! by ksheff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      better make sure it's the same sex. Otherwise, it would just be their luck that the original rat would swim back, mate with it, have a few litters, and soon two formerly rat free islands would have booming populations of the little buggers.

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    4. Re:They killed Razza! by noc_man · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, now its proven that rats are, indeed, the smartest beings on Earth. This was one of their cruelest experiments on us yet.

    5. Re:They killed Razza! by Blade80 · · Score: 0

      YOU BASTARDS!!!!!

    6. Re:They killed Razza! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I compared the relative intelligence of many rodents to the squirrels at the arstechnica forums, and found the rodents were often many orders of magnitude more intelligent than those lamos at arstechnica forums.

    7. Re:They killed Razza! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Now, now: let's not go forcing our values on these rats. The should be able to do whatever they want with their genetic material, frivolous though some choices may be.

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    8. Re:They killed Razza! by Celsius+233 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no, not rats, MICE.

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  2. Just 1 Rat by powera · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's just 1 rat, I wouldn't be too worried. It may be clever, but it can't mate with itself.

    1. Re:Just 1 Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ;) Don't be too sure

      ZORK!

    2. Re:Just 1 Rat by isometrick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless there's frog DNA involved ... duh!

    3. Re:Just 1 Rat by PresidentEnder · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem isn't that this one particular rat can self-fertilize, but that this means that rats can jump from island to island, specifically, to happy-special-rat-free island from evil-nasty-screwed-over-extinct-native-species-rat -filled island.

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    4. Re:Just 1 Rat by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      or unless it's dead. D'oh!

    5. Re:Just 1 Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome. You must be new to ./

    6. Re:Just 1 Rat by Aimak · · Score: 1

      Well, i'd say 8 weeks is time enough for a smart rat to clone itself spawning into millions.

    7. Re:Just 1 Rat by katanan · · Score: 1

      ...life finds a way.

    8. Re:Just 1 Rat by rayde · · Score: 1

      I am merely stating that uhh... life.. finds... a way.

    9. Re:Just 1 Rat by aurb · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if it's clever enough, it could clone itself.

    10. Re:Just 1 Rat by gronofer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, but how long would it live, and how many bird eggs etc. would it eat in the meantime?

    11. Re:Just 1 Rat by darkonc · · Score: 5, Funny
      It may be clever, but it can't mate with itself.

      Obviously, this rat was intelligent enough to figure that out too, which is probably why he swam to the next island. it's incredible what us males will do for just the hope of a nice piece of tail.

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    12. Re:Just 1 Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to start dating up, like maybe some up the evolutionay ladder. Personally, I've never seen an actual, um, ...tail on my females.

    13. Re:Just 1 Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution at work, adapted rats kill unadapted natives.

    14. Re:Just 1 Rat by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      As seen in Contemporary Park, coming soon to a theater near you.


      Dr. Alan Grant: Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a rat egg. The rats are breeding.
      --
      Dr. Alan Grant: The world is changing so fast, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look. Rats and man... two species separated by five minutes of evolution, have suddenly been thrown into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea of what to expect?
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      Dr. Alan Grant: Try to imagine yourself in the Neogene Period. You get your first look at this "eight inch hampster" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a mouse, lightly, sniffing all the time. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like a badger's, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not the rat. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two rats you didn't even know were there. Because the rat's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a three-millimeter claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the ankle, spilling the content of your capillaries. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.
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      Dr. Alan Grant: [holding a newly-hatched rodent in his hands] What species is this?
      Henry Wu: It's uh, a field mouse.
      Dr. Alan Grant: [in disbelief] You bred mice?

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      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    15. Re:Just 1 Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it can't mate with itself."

      Depends if it's learned to surf the web for...ahem...adult content.

    16. Re:Just 1 Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't you EVER insult my marefriend like that!

    17. Re:Just 1 Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points. Very funny! Well done...

  3. Brilliant idea by Crouty · · Score: 2, Funny
    From reading the first few lines of the article, I already suspected they would lose track of the rodent.

    Let me guess, the rat was a pregnant female and her offspring will extinct tons of local species. Usually happens when zoologists try that kind of stuff without expecting the unexpected.

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    1. Re:Brilliant idea by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      Dude, RTWFS

    2. Re:Brilliant idea by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Sorry, my mistake, it's just a regular RTFA.

  4. Uh, it is possible to spay or neuter a rat, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what's the problem, other than the usual human short-sightedness?

  5. no respect. by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Should have let the little dude go for his efforts. I mean shit, I know I couldn't swim the equivalent of 400 meters after adjusting for the size difference between the two of us.

    1. Re:no respect. by ErikZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "He speculated that Razza may have wanted female company."

      Would you do it for a woman?

      As opposed to: No women, ever again?

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    2. Re:no respect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I'd rather just jerk off. And read slashdot.

    3. Re:no respect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a pain in the ass, who needs that kind of companionship. Always having to compromise and shit.

    4. Re:no respect. by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Would you do it for a woman?
      As opposed to: No women, ever again?"


      I'd certainly do it for "no company, ever again". Being completely alone on a deserted island, without any other people or any way to communicate with them I think I'd go nutty rather quick. If we're being quite specific as to "never making love to a woman ever again", that's not a total absolute to me. If I could live a life in complete luxury, gluttony and a few more deadly sins, I would do without. For this specific situtation, I'd have to be pretty damn desperate to swim over to another island in the off chance that it isn't deserted as well. Now throw in a nude woman on the other side inviting me over for sex, and I'm swimming ;)

      Kjella

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    5. Re:no respect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:no respect.
      (Score:5, Insightful)
      by ErikZ (55491) on Saturday October 22, @03:00AM (#13851079)

      "He speculated that Razza may have wanted female company."

      Would you do it for a woman?

      As opposed to: No women, ever again?


      This is Slashdot. What do you mean "again?"
    6. Re:no respect. by KingPrad · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the tasty penguin! mmmmmmm penguins....

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  6. Somewhere... by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somewhere in the world, Jeff Goldblum weeps...

    "Oooooh, ahhh... that's how it always starts. Then later, there's running, and screaming, and standing on top of a stool in the middle of your kitchen waving a broom at Chucky Cheese the 'lone' mouse there. You think a single rat won't cause problems? My friend, if chaos theory has taught me anything... it's that nature will find a way..."

    1. Re:Somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, you! you stole my quote!! No funny for me.

    2. Re:Somewhere... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Somewhere in the world, Jeff Goldblum weeps..."

      What, he still can't find a decent part?

  7. The Amazing Swimming Rat by PresidentEnder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Aw, crap. Now rats can swim 400 meters. That means we can't just clear one island of rats, we'll have to clear every island within 400 meters of rats. Jeez, now we'll never get rid of them.

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    I used to carry a bottle of whiskey for snake bite. And two snakes. -Nefarious Wheel
    1. Re:The Amazing Swimming Rat by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Don't sweat it. That's what nukes are for.

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      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    2. Re:The Amazing Swimming Rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, no! Not nukes! Do you really want 20-story-tall mutant rats?!

  8. Invasions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A rat invasion? Like little mice with shotguns or something, charging up the beach like it's Normandy all over again? What do they want?

    God help me if I see a rat with a shotgun storming a new zealand beach!

  9. Douglas Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, Douglas Adams was right all along?!!

  10. Easy solution by Crouty · · Score: 1
    Easy. Just import cats to kill the rats, then import dogs to take care of the cats, then disembowelingly challenged velociraptors to take out the dogs and you're done! After cleaning the islands of the raptors, of course. Sounds like a smart idea, eh?

    AFAIK this is roughly what they tried down under.

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    1. Re:Easy solution by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

      sorry, the only acceptable story goes like this :

      Skinner: (Upon finding out that the lizards he wanted to wipe out ate pigeon eggs) Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
      Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
      Skinner: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
      Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
      Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
      Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
      Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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  11. Rats! by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That means we'll never be able to stop SCO!

    1. Re:Rats! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, read the whole article. It took a while, it tried to get away, but finally those rats, err, that rat got caught and snuffed it... Makes one hope for the future...

    2. Re:Rats! by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0

      or Microsoft! or The IRS! or Jack Thompson!

  12. What kind of rat... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

    The report didn't mention if the rat was the two-legged or four-legged variety. If it was the two-legged variety, the scientists were probably studying the new version of Survivor with Donald Trump and his ex-wives on one side and Martha Stewart and her prison girlfriends on the other side. Personally, I don't give a rat's ass for reality shows. :P

    1. Re:What kind of rat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally a comment worth reading!

      BTW, they lose the rat and find it on another island? How can they be so sure its the same rat?

      Maybe the rat was picked up by a bird - seems more reasonable.

    2. Re:What kind of rat... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Small animals have been known to be transported to other islands by riding a palm leaf or broken tree branches. I'm sure the scientists tagged the rats before letting them go.

      Birds that would pick up a rat would usually eat the rat instead of giving them a free ride. Of course, if the bird in question was being chased by a predatory bird, dropping the rat would be a good idea. That's the difference between a free lunch and a free ride. :)

  13. In other news: by bmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Male rats were discovered to self impregnate after being told "Go F***k yourself!". In yet other news, Darl McBride is pregnant.

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    BMO

  14. Wow by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "To our knowledge this is the first record of a rat swimming across open sea, and it's often quite rough water," Professor Clout said. "We assume he did it deliberately, but who knows what was in his mind?"

    He speculated that Razza may have wanted female company.

    And I thought some of us were desperate!

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  15. Rats are surprisingly smart by putko · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Rats are surprisingly smart creatures. They've been living close to humans for a few thousand years, and the humans have constantly been trying to kill them. They've managed to thrive (not just survive) because they are highly adapted to humans trying to catch and kil them.

    They do better on some problems than dogs -- e.g. they don't fall for bait. They are terribly suspicious (paranoid) of any changes in their environment. Supposedly they have "culture" in the sense that a colony of rats (and their descendants down many generations) can learn to avoid certain types of food that they have reason (e.g. humans poisoning them) to avoid.

    So it isn't at all surprising that the rat was able to best the humans! I'm surprised they caught the thing at all.

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    1. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Supposedly they have "culture" in the sense that a colony of rats (and their descendants down many generations) can learn to avoid certain types of food that they have reason (e.g. humans poisoning them) to avoid.

      They do this by sniffing a sick rat's mouth to find out what it has been eating and then avoiding that smell.

    2. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by bm_luethke · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We had rats move in a quite a few years back under our porch. They borrowed into the subfloor of our house, they were eating the seed we feed the wild birds. My mother, not wanting to stop feeding them (she had some notion that they would die without her feeding them -uhh) we had to find another solution. Being hunters and avid target shooter we decided to simply kill them. We set up the bird feeders such that we had a good shooting area at the rats and scouted thier habits to get them when they were feeding (much the same thing we do with deer and such).

      We killed well over 30 of the things. At first they simply waltz out to the feeder and we pegged them with the pellet gun. After a while they knew what the noise of the window opening meant so we had to round the animals up 30-45 minutes before feeding time and open the window. They then figured out the lighting so we learned to shoot in our noral lighting (none in that room). They then figured out where the killing lanes were - itwas kinda funny. You could see them walk right up to the line - almost to the inch - and prepare for the run. In one go get one seed. Unfortunatly for them we are good shots and small running targets are fun - still killed them. Changing food sources was not an option - nothing else around here to eat and they didn't seem to take the hint to move.

      But, even with a high death rate - after the first month nearly all we killed were small young ones - we still could not remove them. They figured out our traps and avoided them and made it as hard as possible to kill them. We had to learn thier habits, restrict thier food sources to only a certain ones, practice shooting to be accurate enough, and specifically develope hunting strategies for them - in short everything we do for game animals. The thing that finally got them was nature - a 6 foot long black snake decided under our porch (same place as the rats) was a good place to live. Unfortunatly the neigbors killed the snake as a "nasty evil thing" a few months later and kill every snake they find - and they still have rats that refuse to leave thier house - which I say serves them right.

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    3. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by smashin234 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The outwitting of humans only works because humans in general are ill-equiped to actually kill smaller rodents. The best thing to kill them is a smaller predator such as a large cat (maybe for smaller rats) and a dog (perferably a dachsund imo).

      As for us killing them off, well humans have for years helped them out inadvertantly.

      Being scavengers, our food stockpiles are great for them to use for an easy meal.

      And killing off their natural predators. Anything from the killing of the cats in the middle ages because they were "witches familiars" to killing off wolves and other predators in nature also helps them survive.

      In short, I am not sure if you could credit their survival of humanity to anything other then humans blundering when it comes to rats. Granted they are intelligent, but their survival of humanity has more to do with us not really doing the right things to kill them off. Traps, poison, and even isolation seem to not be enough as evidenced with this miracle rat.

      In addition, lots of people have rats as pets now, so the odds are even lower that we will ever rid ourselves of this "menace". Their long-term survival probably has more to do with how well they bond with humans then their intelligence.

    4. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      the stainless steel rat books a fun read.
      http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0765302772/103-08 04353-9635047?v=glance&n=283155&_encoding=UTF8&v=g lance
        rats and humans coevolve, in a process that hasn't stopped yet. build a better mousetrap, and the world will breed better mice. rats.

    5. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by putko · · Score: 3, Funny

      "We killed well over 30 of the things. At first they simply waltz out to the feeder and we pegged them with the pellet gun. After a while they knew what the noise of the window opening meant so we had to round the animals up 30-45 minutes before feeding time and open the window. They then figured out the lighting so we learned to shoot in our noral lighting (none in that room). They then figured out where the killing lanes were - itwas kinda funny. You could see them walk right up to the line - almost to the inch - and prepare for the run. In one go get one seed. Unfortunatly for them we are good shots and small running targets are fun - still killed them. Changing food sources was not an option - nothing else around here to eat and they didn't seem to take the hint to move."

      That's really something. If you read about guys who try to trap/bait rats, it isn't so different. Their habits are such that they won't fall for the traps -- even if you put in what you think is a tasty treat. I'm not shocked they figured out the kill-zone boundaries!

      I've also read that they'll develop a taste for certain foods --- e.g. if they habitually eat spicy food, they'll want spicy food. Also, quite interestingly, they like the foods that humans like. E.g. macraronic and cheese, banannas and Pasta. They hate the foods that we hate: raw vegetables. Fried chicken and pizza they really like! They are very human in their tastes.

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    6. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've also read that they'll develop a taste for certain foods --- e.g. if they habitually eat spicy food, they'll want spicy food. Also, quite interestingly, they like the foods that humans like. E.g. macraronic and cheese, banannas and Pasta. They hate the foods that we hate: raw vegetables. Fried chicken and pizza they really like! They are very human in their tastes.

      This has probably got something to do with the energy contained in the food. Vegetables are very low on energy, pasta, cheese, bananas etc. on the other hand and energy bombs (fat, carbohydrates, proteins) compared to veggies. That's the way evolution has 'taught' both humans and rats: favor high-energy food. (Mind you, both humans and rats are omnivores, so this applies to omnivores only. Horses, cows etc. are still mostly restricted to a 'bad-tasting' veggie diet.)

    7. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      That's one of the reason commercial rat poisons are relatively slow acting blood thinners.

      The idea being that the rat will eventually bleed to death after accumulating numerous small cuts that don't clot.

      This way, the rats/mice don't associate the poisoned food source with death.

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    8. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Inda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've had quiet a bit of experience killing rats over the years.

      I remember when I was very young we had a pet rabbit. A single rat would steal its food each day. We set an old fashion trap and eventually, when food was scarce, it fell for the bait. We heard the rat scream from inside our house - it was painfully loud. My Dad tried to put it out of its misery with the back of an axe handle. He landed a perfect blow to its head and I've never heard a creature scream like it since. This blow would have smashed every bone in my foot had he missed, but the rat was still going strong... It didn't survive the second blow.

      I've also had rats in my roof several times over the years. Blame old Victorian houses for that. Poison is very effective. They will eat it when it's familiar to them and they're short of real food. It makes them bleed from the inside, their body feels cold as a result and they go back to their nest to keep warm. It doesn't take long for them to die. Some rats try and eat dirt to dilute the poison but it rarely works.

      I've also bought an electronic trap to deal with them. It consists of a few batteries, some sort of capacitor/coil/spark-plug thing and two metal plates inside. It looks like a shoe box with a hole in the front. When the rat steps on both metal plates at once, it gets electrocuted... They're not stupid though and have never climbed inside in the three years I've had it.

      The dirty, filthy creatures have to be admired in their strength and survive skills.

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    9. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Slow acting poison works well if there is a nest of them , if it kills them too quickly the others will learn .
      So you need to make sure all of them have digested some of it and that it kills them off before a breeding cycle .

      Other than that , to put it out of its misery you need to break its neck IIRC Same goes for most mortally wounded animals (naturally there are other methods , but this is perhaps the quickest and least painful if you don't have a toxin and syringe handy ) .

      Cats , Snakes and other medium small predators are also rather effective at wiping them out

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    10. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by bcmm · · Score: 1
      I've also read that they'll develop a taste for certain foods --- e.g. if they habitually eat spicy food, they'll want spicy food.
      They want more of what they already know won't kill them. They have very sophisticated ways of avoiding poison.
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      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    11. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by bcmm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The stuff about them wanting to leave before they die is just what the pest control guys tell you to make you feel better. They die in your wall cavities, and the smell goes away after a few weeks.

      We had rats in our house after our dog had puppies - we left a large sack of lamb breeder's milk powder (same stuff as puppy milk, but much cheaper because stuff for agriculture tends to be taxed lower in the UK, and because pet owners will pay more than farmers who need it in bulk) in the attic/roof space. The powder is concentrated and mostly made of protein and various sugars (can rats digest lactose?), and the rats in our roof seemed to be able to live solely on the stuff. The amazing thing was that they were able to move large amounts of the powder into the roof space of the next room, through a brick wall. We never worked out how they carried it, but when we took out a lighting fixture to look for them, a fair amount of milk powder fell down.

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      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    12. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, that's why I never eat puke or Pepto-Bismol.

    13. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is funny. I especially hate snakes and I don't really like birds.
      No matter what, Rats (when clean and healthy) are cute little animals.
      The Gold hamster people keep for pets is directly related with the
      rat. However, the Gold hamster even though at least his head is only
      slightly broader than that of a rat (essentially the same "face" you know)
      is so much dumber if you ask me.

      Last time I went to an argricultural fair, they had little fuzzball chicklet
      for sale. Next time I go there maybe I will buy some for my little
      darlings to rip apart. One thing people tend to forget, rodents such as
      mice and of course the rat (rat to mouse : man to monkey) are PREDATORS.
      Bird meat such as in chicklets or the eggs they come in are treat enough
      to make a rat climb the walls of his cage all the way to the top and hang
      there while trying to get through the bars.

    14. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Raw vegetables? My food for the past 10 years. Love em.

    15. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Reziac · · Score: 2, Funny

      The very best bait for rodents is dry dog food (cat food is also good but they prefer dog food). They will go to any lengths to get to it, probably because of its conveniently-dense proteins and fats. As a side effect, the vitamin K content in dog food is high enough to "immunize" rodents against blood-thinning type poisons. If such poisons aren't working, access to dog food may be the culprit.

      Chickens and pigs prey on rodents when they can, tho I'm not sure a pig in your basement is a great improvement over rats in your basement. :)

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    16. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Archades · · Score: 0

      for some reason they don't enjoy fire.....or gunlovers(not rednecks, they can't shoot too well when drunk;) )

    17. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Optic7 · · Score: 1
      And killing off their natural predators. Anything from the killing of the cats in the middle ages because they were "witches familiars" to killing off wolves and other predators in nature also helps them survive.

      Excellent point. I saw on some TV documentary that at some point during the black plague epidemic in Europe someone had the brilliant idea that cats and dogs were the cause of the plague, so started mass extermination of them. You can imagine what that did to the rat population!

    18. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by SpeedyG5 · · Score: 1

      I never found them to taste much like humans!

    19. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dirty, filthy creatures have to be admired in their strength and survive skills.

      Rats are neither dirty nor filthy, they are extremely clean animals and regularly clean their fur and preen themselves, much like cats. They also make great pets.

      They are attracted to the dirt and filth created by humans who are too stupid to make the connection between discarded food and pest control problems.

      When push comes to shove, be prepared to welcome your new ratty overlords!

    20. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      They like the foods that humans like. E.g. macraronic and cheese, banannas and Pasta. They hate the foods that we hate: raw vegetables. Fried chicken and pizza they really like! They are very human in their tastes.

      Mine like pasta and grains, also big on chicken and pizza. They get really excited whenever I bring back a bucket o' chicken because they know that means they get chicken bones and scrap meat.

      However, let me also say that one of their favorite foods is lettuce - and they kinda like raw carrots okay - so I'm not too sure about the raw vegetables bit. Haven't tried out much in that area.

      They do learn extremely quickly that whatever you're eating is probably something they'll find tasty. And, yes, they're shameless beggars.

    21. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing to kill them is a smaller predator such as a large cat (maybe for smaller rats) and a dog (perferably a dachsund imo).

      What about rat terriers? And yes, I'm being perfectly serious about this.

    22. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using bait to trap rats generally doesn't work well, but I assure you that poison bait is very effective. The trick is that it has to be slow-acting (perhaps requiring multiple feedings). Most of the stuff that you buy at the hardware store is junk; you need the stuff that professionals use.

      It's important to recognize that bait is just one part of the anti-rodent campaign. You also have to identify and eliminate their food supply (other than the bait) and identify/block their means of access. And, if you live in an area where rodents are endemic, it's an ongoing maintenance process. If you slack, they will come back.

    23. Re:Rats are surprisingly smart by Snocone · · Score: 1

      They then figured out where the killing lanes were - itwas kinda funny. You could see them walk right up to the line - almost to the inch - and prepare for the run.

      That reminds me of when our dairy farm when we had a rat problem in the manger. Since poison traps and guns were all kinda out of the question given the number of eating cows nearby, I decided to try picking them off with my pistol crossbow. That worked fairly well for about half a dozen rats. After that, the little beggars had my range and effective angles figured down to the millimeter, never mind the inch, so they would move just *barely* enough behind any obstruction so as to leave nothing but their twitching whiskers to shoot at. Not only that, they could tell whether I had a bolt cocked or not from thirty paces, and if I hadn't would sit there munching away right in the open and snickering while I walked up to almost grabbing range. I seriously did not expect rats to have the mechanical aptitude to distinguish the rather subtle differences between a dangerous and undangerous pistol crossbow like that. More clever than you'd think, these rats.

  16. OMG!!! by B4rr30bl1qu3p01n7 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we'll never be able to get rid of Darl McBride?!?

  17. Re:scientists suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    odds are it was eaten. scientists love attention, almost as much as they love to come up romantic theories instead of the obvious boring (and most likely right) theory.

    Ohh! That explains where evolution came from.

  18. rat floating on a banana leaf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "To our knowledge this is the first record of a rat swimming across open sea..."
    they didn't actually *see* the rat swim.
    it could be floating on a leaf

    1. Re:rat floating on a banana leaf by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or carried by an unladen swallow...

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    2. Re:rat floating on a banana leaf by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      A swallow that is carrying something is, in fact, a laden swallow.

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    3. Re:rat floating on a banana leaf by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      But is it an African or European swallow?

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  19. Just 1 Rat-Evolutionary advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If it's just 1 rat, I wouldn't be too worried. It may be clever, but it can't mate with itself. "

    Putting another male rat on the island would have fixed that problem.

  20. Life finds a way... by havardi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Observe the water droplet roll off my hand in a random fashion

  21. Isn't it possible.. by Alapapa · · Score: 0

    ..that the rat was eaten? Now, that's cunning: getten eaten to avoid scientific study

  22. fastest mouse in erm.. water? by Tahir+Azhar · · Score: 3, Funny

    if only they had watched a few episodes of speedy gonzales.. all that research money could have been saved.

  23. Good plot for a video game. by torpor · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're the rat, see, and you have been placed on a foreign island, and .. well .. rats gotta do what a rats gotta do, and that means go find some love, make more rats, avoid the evil scientists and their probing machines, swim through treacherous sharky waters, get some love..

    Something for my GPX2 when it arrives next month, perhaps ..

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  24. A tip by Acts+of+Attrition · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's an easy fix for this, start placing your island more than 400 meters apart.
    Eh, better make it 450 in case you get an olympic level rat... 500 if he's abusing illegal substances.

  25. In other news.. by exeme · · Score: 0

    In other news, scienctists bring a Velociraptor back from the dead, sic it after missing rat and find a use for itssick-claw.

  26. In other news... by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

    /. posters are finding news slightly faster. The BBC article on the same subject was posted just three short days ago. This may be a new speed record folks. We'll have to check the photo finish before declaring this record official.

    Fugitive rat sets distance record

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  27. Only Rat + Conservationist Fears = by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Writers Calling Names

    The author singled out the conservationists to say "Y'all are a bunch of Rat-Fearing Sissies!" with no meaningful contribution to the article. I hope he feels better about himself.

  28. I Like This Version of the Story Better by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny
    "It seemed like a good idea. Let a lone rat loose on a rodent-free island and then figure out how to kill it. That way, when other islands are invaded by rats, you'll know what to do.

    Scientists figured they'd trap this foot-long varmint in no time.

    Eighteen weeks later, they finally trapped it with some fresh penguin bait. On another island."
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9756077/
    This version of the article just seems to give a much better sense of "How Ironic, Hilarity Ensues" than the submitted one.

    And it includes little details, like they used PENGUINS as bait
    I can hear PETA cranking up their war machine.

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  29. Maybe... by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 1

    He he was addicted to slashdot and just needed a hit.

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  30. Where's Jack Thompson now... by Scott+Swezey · · Score: 1

    Talk about the rat rights voilations (solitary confinement, cruel and unusual punishment, and even an execution)! I blame it on the Video Games.

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  31. Next in the news ... by bensode · · Score: 1

    "Cunning Runts!". News at eleven ...

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    1. Re:Next in the news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Running Cunts!" News at eleven ...

  32. What a second here.. by Mancat · · Score: 1

    How can a Cat run for office?

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  33. Not invading! by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Funny

    The rats are not "invading"! They're trying to spread democracy!

    1. Re:Not invading! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

  34. Just like the Wetbacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rats and beaners, two of a kind. I wish Decon made "Spicocide" beaner bait.

  35. a way to find the rat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just hire Ronnie Earle. He's good at finding rats.

  36. Those Rats... by Landshark17 · · Score: 0

    ...better watch out for the military dolphins while they swim.

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  37. CAT Cunning! by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    Send a buncha cats out to find that rat.

    Trust me, they'll find the bugger...

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    1. Re:CAT Cunning! by gronofer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great, and what will you send to catch the cat?

    2. Re:CAT Cunning! by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      A single, neutered cat? Or all cats of the same gender? No problemo there.

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    3. Re:CAT Cunning! by eggstasy · · Score: 1

      a dog? :)
      LOL!

    4. Re:CAT Cunning! by gronofer · · Score: 1

      No probemo?! Read this.

    5. Re:CAT Cunning! by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Rats are tough though; not any cat is going to tangle with one if there is safer prey around -- probably the very critters we're worried about the gentle but efficient rats outcompeting.

      I once had a rat killing cat. She wasn't big, in fact she was the smallest cat we'd ever had. It was just that she was just a warhead of bloodlust mounted on a lean, stealthy, rocket of a body. We picked her up as a stray, and there was something not right about her. She grew up into the self-appointed deputy Angel of Death. Granted this describes most cats -- in any feline dreams they may have. But this cat made it her business to murder anything that crossed her path and was less than twice her size.

      Cat: "Meow" (Out.)

      Me: Out to kill something, are we?

      Cat: "Meow" (Out.)

      Me: Well, just don't bring in the house.

      Cat: "Meow" (What's left won't amount to much.)

      Me: Very well, then have fun. Bye.

      Cat (departing): "Meow" (Don't worry, I don't like you enough to bring you any presents.)

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    6. Re:CAT Cunning! by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Great, and what will you send to catch the dog?

    7. Re:CAT Cunning! by Dalroth · · Score: 1

      You don't have to send anybody. Just whistle and he'll come back on his own. ;)

      Bryan

    8. Re:CAT Cunning! by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      A nuke.

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    9. Re:CAT Cunning! by covertbadger · · Score: 1

      I once had a rat killing cat. She wasn't big, in fact she was the smallest cat we'd ever had. It was just that she was just a warhead of bloodlust mounted on a lean, stealthy, rocket of a body. We picked her up as a stray, and there was something not right about her. She grew up into the self-appointed deputy Angel of Death. Granted this describes most cats -- in any feline dreams they may have. But this cat made it her business to murder anything that crossed her path and was less than twice her size.

      I once read that, in terms of sheer range of prey, the domestic cat is the most prolific predator on the planet. Birds, reptiles, fish, mammals, insects - put any living thing in front of a cat, and as long as the cat thinks it can win, it will attempt to make the kill.

      All except my mum's last cat, that is, which spent 97% of its life asleep on any comfy material it could find, and ran in terror from butterflies.

    10. Re:CAT Cunning! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Great, and what will you send to catch the dog?

      Eventually it will escalate to sending elephants to chase off the lions or something. Then you will have to send in a mouse (or rat) to fighten the elephants away.
       
      The cycle never ends!

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    11. Re:CAT Cunning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sharks with frikkin' "lasers," obviously!

      Though then you'll have to send in the exploding whales to get rid of the sharks...

    12. Re:CAT Cunning! by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      It's what happens when you domesticate them down and they loose their aggressive adrenal glands.

      From what I know, the more unnatural (white, white spotted, black with white spots, eg not a natural color) colored the cat (rabbit, fox, etc, etc) is, the less wild it is.

      I have a tabby that will attack anything moving including rubber balls rolling down stairs, objects thrown 4 feet high in the air, people's asses, legs going up stairs, etc.. Sure is an outside cat, although no presents yet, and sorta gets along with the black-spotted rabbit.

    13. Re:CAT Cunning! by corngrower · · Score: 1

      I once had a rat killing dog. The dog would grab a rat by the head, whip it back and forth a couple of times in its mouth, and toss it 10 feet up in the air. It was a quick death for the rat. Their necks broke from being whipped around.

    14. Re:CAT Cunning! by covertbadger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a tabby that will attack anything moving including rubber balls rolling down stairs, objects thrown 4 feet high in the air, people's asses, legs going up stairs, etc.. Sure is an outside cat, although no presents yet, and sorta gets along with the black-spotted rabbit.

      Yes, we had a tabby when I was a kid. We called it "Max", derived from the prominent "M" branded on its forehead by the fur pattern. "Mental" would have been more appropriate. My abiding memory of this alleged 'pet' (sadly put down about 7 years ago at the grand age of 15) was his unhinged reaction to my Kermit hand puppet. Max was an aggressive little bastard at the best of times, but one glance at Kermit sent him into an apoplectic whirlwind of teeth and claws, and woe betide anyone stupid enough to be playing with the frog within pouncing range. I can only speculate what went through his mad little feline mind when faced with a large felt bug-eyed frog. Good times. Dunno if that supports your argument about unnaturally-coloured cats, or simply means that tabbies are deranged.

    15. Re:CAT Cunning! by qzulla · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine had a cat that would ace anyone but her. I tried to make friends with it one day. Oh, it was so simple. The cat walked up to me with those cat eyes and rubbed against my leg. I reached down and the next thing I know my hand is ripped to shreds.

      From the kitchen: I TOLD you not to touch the cat!

      Shoulda listened to her.

      qz

  38. Thank goodness.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..that the Tasman Sea is much wider than 400 meters.

  39. I guess I'm not human... by darkonc · · Score: 1
    They hate the foods that we hate: raw vegetables.

    I like raw vegtables. It's the cooked vegtables that I hate. Soft and mushy.... ugh., I can take them very lightly cooked, but too many people seem to boil them until they can't stand up on their own.
    It's almost like I was eating pre-chewed food.....

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  40. My eyes just waking up... by avel599 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read this as "Cat Running"?

    And I was left wondering for a minute, what a running cat could possibly do that deserves a /. headline.

    1. Re:My eyes just waking up... by _Laban_ · · Score: 1

      sure did.

  41. Hitchhikers guide to galaxy by nsupathy · · Score: 1

    May be the story is after all true!!!

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  42. CASTRATE! by krautcanman · · Score: 2, Funny

    This wouldn't be so much of a problem if the scientists simply castrated the thing before the experiment. It would have at least eliminated the shrinkage factor in that cold ocean water.

  43. Re:They killed Razza! THEY REALLY DID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    'A trap on Otata finally ended Razza's four months of freedom, and his life.'

  44. Re:This is obviously by Yaotzin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well no, actually they knew where the rat was (until it's radio transmitter went dead). They were trying to catch it using traps but had no luck. A rat is not the same thing as a blue whale or an elephant.

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  45. At Bondi? by musakko · · Score: 3, Funny
    ..amazed scientists by apparently swimming 400 metres through treacherous open water to reach another island.

    That island being Australia. Smart rat.

    1. Re:At Bondi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That island being Australia. Smart rat.

      Australia not being an island. Dumb poster.

    2. Re:At Bondi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, duh! This is /. The exception would be a smart poster. C'mon, every post in this topic is about as dumb as a bag of rats.

  46. Life finds a way... (was Re:Just 1 Rat) by shreevatsa · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... as everyone else is quoting.
    Interestingly, as I write this, the fortune (or random quote, or whatever it is called) at the bottom of the slashdot page says:
    Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible -- not to have run away. -- Dag Hammarskjold

    This poor rat gave all the strength it possessed, but ran away...
    I still don't see why they had to kill it instead of just recapturing it. I mean, after such heroic efforts, it surely deserved better?
    1. Re:Life finds a way... (was Re:Just 1 Rat) by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      I still don't see why they had to kill it instead of just recapturing it. I mean, after such heroic efforts, it surely deserved better?

      That rat gained invaluable combat experience that it would have passed onto others. Taking out this rat became essential if we are to maintain control of these islands.

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  47. I guess mice aren't as smart rats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friend got a mouse to feed his snake with today, but it was left unattended for numerous hours in a paper PetCo container. Upon return, we found that the mouse easily chewed its way through the paper, but rather than making a break for it ... it decided that it would be cool to simply sit and wait on top of the container for my friend to return. It was captured, and fed to the snake ...

    THE END

  48. Rats + Drugs = Shit by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of an article I read about a police station that got infested by rats. The rats got into the confiscated drug lockup and start going crazy eating methamphetamines and marijuana.

    The Police discovered the problem because the rats were shitting everywhere, including all the crawlspaces in the ceiling.

    Wish I could find that article again.

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  49. nobody panic! by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    ... i moved the rat myself. stupid rat researchers. :-D

  50. I am invincible!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh good, I thought the title was "Alan Cumming May Allow Island Colonization". No more bad accents and 2-bit roles please.

  51. penguin /bait/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    herring or something. Not necessarily dead penguins, but what you would catch penguins with?..

    1. Re:penguin /bait/ by rynoski · · Score: 1

      "in a trap baited with fresh penguin."

      Sounds like dead penguin to me.

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    2. Re:penguin /bait/ by qzulla · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sounds like dead penguin to me.

      It was only sleeping.

      qz

  52. OT: Fake Print Button by dave1212 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OT: I can't stand when sites do this..

    I hit the 'print' version button on their site, expecting to get a nicely formatted, less cluttered version of the article. and instead it just sends the javascript command to choose 'print' in your browser.

    I'm seeing it more and more, and it bugs the crap out of me.

    1. Re:OT: Fake Print Button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure it's not because they have a print style sheet. There's still no excuse not show the page with the print stylesheet in the browser but they might think it's a good idea to save you a click or two :)

    2. Re:OT: Fake Print Button by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 3, Funny

      So a "fake print button" is one that actually prints rather than taking you to another page?

    3. Re:OT: Fake Print Button by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Um, what should print do then? Show source?

    4. Re:OT: Fake Print Button by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      If it's going to print it out as is, you're pretty much screwed. If it's just going to print the article text though, you may be able to do a print preview and zoom it to 100% and read it that way.

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  53. I tried to save a rat couple... by Shanep · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a rat couple visiting my Sydney, Australia kitchen at nights. They were getting stuck into our flour and who knows what else, so I purchased a humane trap to catch them so that I could set them free elsewhere in the wild (I've since found out that this would have been a very bad idea for the native bird life, since rats are known to raid nests for eggs or baby birds). The trap I purchased was primarily intended for possums, however it was very sensitive and suitable for rat capture.

    The man who I purchased the trap from, informed me that I should tie the trap open and leave food inside, because the rats will cautiously investigate it and would be likely to trigger it from the outside by crawling on it and then be scared away from it from that point on. I thought this was a bit of exageration and did not think they were all that smart, so in my great haste, I set the trap proper with some apple that night.

    In bed that night I listened, eager to hear the trap close... it did... I walked out into the kitchen to find a closed, empty trap.

    So I set it again and over a period of weeks those rats NEVER triggered that trap again. Smart little buggers. They were amazing to watch too. They would run right up and down the gas pipe from my oven to the ceiling so fast, as if they were on flat ground. They would even watch me enter the kitchen, turn on the light and stand at the door to look back at them... and they'd just continue to eat my food while they looked back at me. They would not run until I approached further.

    Unfortunately, the people down stairs from us used Rat Sack against them, so we were unable to save them and had a terrible smell coming up from the floorboards for weeks after that.

    I won't underestimate the rat again. I really wish I'd taken that guys advice too. I would have been willing to keep them captive to see out their lives, although I certainly would never handle wild rats. I've had run-ins with some domestic rats and they were VERY nasty little bastards, so I would not want to be bitten by a wild, potentially diseased rat. In hindsight, I think in the future I'd probably just used a normal old killer rat trap. As horrible as it may sound. I put native wildlife before them any day.

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    1. Re:I tried to save a rat couple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had run-ins with some domestic rats and they were VERY nasty little bastards, so I would not want to be bitten by a wild, potentially diseased rat.

      I've owned a few domestic rats over the years. They can be very nice little pets. They only turn into nasty little bastards if you don't handle/play with them enough.

    2. Re:I tried to save a rat couple... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      I've owned a few domestic rats over the years. They can be very nice little pets. They only turn into nasty little bastards if you don't handle/play with them enough.

      I can understand this. I've never owned any rats, although I have had lots of birds in my life (mostly parrots). The parrots tend to get bitey if neglected of affection too. It is as if they are emotionally hurt.

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  54. Hmm. by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hmmm. One of the limiting factors in human evolution is the caloric requirements of a massive, highly active brain. Some anthropologists believe that gaining the ability to hunt accelerated human evolution.

    On the other hand, success puts a lot less survival pressure on us, as well as huge breeding populations into which mutations diffuse and disappear.

    Now our friend the rat has plenty of calories, plenty of evolutionary pressure, thanks to us.

    Any guess on how long it will take Rattus norvegicus to surpass us?

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    1. Re:Hmm. by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good question. You know, I actually saw two white, talking lab rats (or they might have been mice) the other day. The shorter one, with a big head, appeared to mumble something about taking over the world. Now, with these news and this sighting, I'm starting to get rather worried about the growing intelligence among the rodent fraction of our society. Or maybe not, all I heard the taller one say was just "narf". But we should definitely be wary of them.

    2. Re:Hmm. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "Any guess on how long it will take Rattus norvegicus to surpass us?"

      I dunno... we've been killing 'em off for several thousand years now, and while the end of the war is nowhere in sight, neither have rats gained much from the contest.

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  55. As an owner of pet rats... by MourningBlade · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let me just say that this is not surprising (it is, however, neat). They're mischief, they're wily, and they're single-minded.

    Most people, when they think at all of it, would place the rat near the mouse, the gerbil, and the hamster in intelligence. Play with a (socialized) rat for about 5 minutes and you'll see that that isn't the case at all: they're curious about their surroundings, they mess with things to see what they are (new things in my apartment are thoroughly inspected by the rats...whether I'd rather they did or not), and they have a concept of hiding as a means to an end[1].

    Also, for such a small creature, they are very hardy and cope well with infirmity. I had a rat who took a nasty fall and sprained a forepaw to where she couldn't use it for about two weeks. Since their food was on one level, water on another, and nest on yet another - with the only way between levels to climb the walls of the cage or jump - I was going to move everything to the ground area when I saw her get up to the top level of the cage (cage is about 4' high) by jumping, grabbing the bars, scrambling 3-legged up the side, jump at the level and grab the ledge with her right side paws, and swing her body onto the ledge...to grab a piece of dried macaroni and casually jump to the bottom. No issue.

    This is the norm for rats: they can lose a paw, lose inner ear functioning (ear infections can do that to them), be in a fair amount of pain, and they'll keep going. In fact, rat owners are cautioned that you need to check your rat for cuts and such because they won't make noise to let you know - the noise would betray them to predators[2].

    They have an excellent sense of smell and are good at foraging. Also, unlike many other hoarding animals, rats tend to remember where their stashes are. I gave the rats a ritz cracker apiece one night. About an hour later when I thought they'd eaten them, I let them out to play. Two weeks later I'm watching TV when the rats haul their ritz crackers out of some unknown nook in the apartment and leave crumbs on my couch. Also, they don't gorge: they have a concept of "saving for later" - you can keep a full bowl of food for them no problem. The only question of whether or not they'll get fat is whether they like their wheel.

    That's probably enough rat propaganda except to say that domestic fancy rats are incredibly cute and love people. a picture to give you an idea of the cute factor.

    [1] - many animals that hide do so whenever threatened or fearful. They stop what they were doing, and they hide. When the threat is perceived to be over, they stop hiding. Rats join coyotes and a few other animals in that they understand "cover" - getting close enough to check something out without being observed.

    [2] - that is, unless you have a little drama queen who squeaks and fusses whenever you do anything that wasn't her idea. I'd imagine that's a domestic trait.

    1. Re:As an owner of pet rats... by Inaffect · · Score: 1
      Is your real name Willard by any chance? Just kidding.
      new things in my apartment are thoroughly inspected by the rats
      Same here, but in a bad way.. :/
  56. human traps aren't humane by Bishop · · Score: 1

    There is this popular notion that captureing an animal alive and releasing it into the wild is more humane. In reality it isn't. More often then not the released animal will starve to death due to increased compitition and lack of food. Death by starvation is not humane. In addition, some animals, such as the North American raccoon, are very good at finding their way home. It is better to kill the animal quickly with a properly sized killing trap. "Quick setting" or "easy setting" traps are usually weaker and should be avoided.

    Do not use glue traps. The results are disturbing. Poison should only be used as a last result. Not only is poison inhumane, there is also the problem of hidden animal carcasses. Poison often dosen't work against rats anyway. Rats are smart enough to avoid it.

    1. Re:human traps aren't humane by Shanep · · Score: 1

      This makes sense. I think rats would fare better than others though, since they will even resort to eating candle wax and soap from what I hear (wax from a documentary, soap I am not sure where I heard).

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  57. What is the Ratrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah. After a bit, Rat Morpheus made contact with him and Rat Trinity and some others removed the tracking bug. Then they gave Razza the red pill. They're not sure if he's the Rat One yet.

  58. I wonder if they thought to sterilize him first by Tangential · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems like an obvious safeguard to take. And since the island had been (theoretically) cleared of rats, he wasn't getting any anyway.

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  59. Working Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do we know the rat wasn't eaten by some kind of bird that flew to the other island?

    1. Re:Working Theory by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      Because they trapped the rat on the second island? These are highly trained scientists, they can distinguish between a rat caught in a trap and bird poop.

  60. same here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    same here lol, its just one of those things the mind automatically fixes i think. switching the r and the c

  61. Serious questions about rats as pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a few questions for you as an owner of pet rats. First and foremost, do they bite?

    I've had small rodent and/or exotic pets running the gamut from gerbils and hamsters to hedgehogs. The one common trait amongst all these animals is that no matter how "domesticated" they seem to be, they will still bite at random when being handled. The bites are not necessarily playful or tame in nature. A generally loving hamster can bite straight through a finger (including the nail and bone) without any notice that he's alarmed, I've had that unfortunate experience.

    I find mice and rats to be cute, but I was raised to view rats as intrusive vermin; disease carrying scavengers who are bite-happy, unhealthy, destructive, and reproduce more than rabbits. I suppose that the health and disease issues can be solved by purchasing a pet from a reliable breeder. How about the temperament, though? Will a domesticated rat bite its owner? If I were to introduce male and female in the same home, would I have an unstoppable colony of ratkind to deal with? Or can they really be domesticated to the point of being cute, fuzzy, playful, and a pet I don't have to worry about going to the minor medical place at 2AM because one bit straight through my finger?

    In [2] you mention a drama queen rat. Are males more suitable for pets? I've found that the opposite is the case in smaller rodents, though my male hedgehog has outlived his female predcessors and doesn't seem to be quite as aggressive.

    Thanks!

    1. Re:Serious questions about rats as pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was younger I had a pet rat, and he would nibble our feet as a game and then run away. He did bite once though. My younger brother tried to build armor for him out of legos, but the rat didn't want any part of it, so he gave a small bite on the finger and ran away. After that he learned not to irritate the rat. The bite barely broke skin, and there was about a drop of blood, although he could have easily bitten to the bone.
       
      The rat knew his name and would come when called, and at night I would let him loose in my room. Not that it mattered though, he figured out how to open the door to his cage anyway, and would come and go as he pleased. He chewed a hole in my mattress and I believe he usually slept in there.

      In terms of playfulness and cleanliness I would place them somewhere between cats and dogs. I think he really enjoyed human company, but he did need his space to be alone when necessary. It was easy to tell when he wanted to be left alone, although I couldn't really describe how I knew. When he died, it seemed that that he may have waited for us to come home, because he died in our hands about 5 minutes later.
       

    2. Re:Serious questions about rats as pets by Headw1nd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My family has kept four rats in my life (Templeton, Terra, Anistasia, and Maize, 1 male and 3 females, respectively) All were lab rats previous to our owning them. I have only been bitten hard enough to draw blood (barely) once, and I suppose at the time I deserved it. I was young and was reaching under the couch intending to drag Terra out. None of them ever bit anyone else as far as I know.

      domestic rats really are cute and playful, and can easily be allowed to run around with minimal supervision. One caveat: they chew. A lot. When we finally moved that couch that Terra liked to hide under, we discoved she had made a moonscape out of the carpeting, chewing big nestlike holes through both carpet and pad. They can chew a hole through thick cardboard in a couple of minutes, and thin wood in not much longer, provided they can get an angle to start at.

      Our male rat outlived his female counterparts by a pretty wide margin (we sometimes wonder if it was due to his lab work). I would say our rats have lived an average of four years, and have all died of cancer. He is generally remebered a being more sociable, but I can't say whether this hold true for all males. I wouldn't get a breeding pair, as you would end up with a *lot* of rats in a fairly short order. However, you can get them neutered.

    3. Re:Serious questions about rats as pets by antirename · · Score: 1

      I really doubt that rats make good pets. I had a houseful of art students as roommates for a while, and one bought a rat for a film shoot. His girlfriend objected to returning the rat to wild, and bought it a cage and all the usual rat accesories. She named it Sneezy. Long story short, there was NO WAY to keep Sneezy in his cage. There's nothing quite like rolling over at three in the morning and discovering a pissed-off screaming rat under you. I didn't have anything against the rat, I just wish he would have picked someone else's bed to stay warm in.

    4. Re:Serious questions about rats as pets by MourningBlade · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do they bite?

      That's pretty much the most common question. The answer is: do dogs bite?

      If the rat is well-socialized (handled by humans since young) and not kept by himself[1], then pretty much no. If the rat gets a pineal tumor or the like, it is possible that they can develop aggression - then again, if the rat has a pineal tumor, he's not long for this world.

      None of my rats have ever bitten me. I stepped on Snow's tail once, and she screeched bloody murder, but she never bit me. I've fed them meat with my fingers (not a great idea with any animal, since your fingers then smell like meat) and they would start to chomp on my finger then stop when they realized it was me - a spooky feeling, but I never felt like they were going to bite.

      I'm really not sure what I'd have to do to get one of them to bite, but that's pretty much all I can say: it's never happened to me.

      The one almost-exception I'll make is for feet: for some reason, human feet drive rats wild. They'll rarely bite, but they will mouth them or groom them (slight nibbling). If you make a noise (like a squeak) they'll learn that they're hurting you and will stop.

      I suppose that the health and disease issues can be solved by purchasing a pet from a reliable breeder. How about the temperament, though?

      Well-raised rats are disgustingly healthy. They almost never need to go to the vet, there's no shots, nothing. They bathe themselves like cats (and they bathe all the time, it's a big deal). The one thing you have to keep in mind is to change their bedding on a regular basis. How often "regular" is depends on how many you have. I have 3 males (male rat urine is MUCH stronger than female) and have to change the bedding material about once every 4-5 days and their nesting material (what goes in their nest, like paper towels) about once every 2-3 days. You'll know when you need to.

      Lastly, as to temperament: rats have worked out very well for some of the pet therapy groups that operate at children's hospitals. Children who are confined to the hospital get to play with an animal for a while - it's very nice. Rats do well for kids who are confined to their bed, as the rat can play on their bed with them and not disturb any tubes and the like. Some of them are very "kissy" (they lick people), which is a big hit with the kids.

      You mention a drama queen rat. Are males more suitable for pets?

      Well, the drama queen in this case is actually a male. "Drama king" just doesn't sound quite right. He doesn't do anything, he just lets you know that he is Not Amused when you pick him up from something he wanted to do. Within about 3 seconds he changes his mind and decides that what he REALLY wants to do is play with you. So there you go.

      Both males and females work out great - but if you put them together they will breed like you can barely comprehend. Think litters of 10-16 every 5 months. Yeah.

      However, if you fix the females or the males, they can go together great. Male rats will not fight over females, and the females like the attention.

      Females are smaller and more busy than the males. Males tend to be a bit more affectionate, though the variation between rats is bigger than the variation between sexes. The females are prone to tumors, unfortunately, but if you get them fixed that subsides. The males are smellier than the females, but it's not bad.

      Oh, and the males wrestle all the time. It's a lot of fun to watch. It's how they establish the pecking order - and they just like to do it. Usually at least once a night I'll have Max and Abernathy pushing each other across the floor. They also usually push each other around to decide who gets to sleep on me when I watch a movie.

      [1] - rats are very intelligent and social. They do MUCH better in at least pairs. Most of the incidents I know of "moody" rats were those kept alone. They do okay-ish by themselves, but it's not as good.

  62. Castration by gugux · · Score: 1

    All they had to do was castrate the rat before the experiment to make absolutely sure

  63. My experience by Macka · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I had a pet rat a few years ago too, an albino. I inherited him off my brother after my brother developed an allergic reaction to him (he was his second rat). At first I only took him on because my brother knew I liked animals and would treat him well. I knew nothing about rats before then. But I soon learned that as well as being playful and inquisitive, domestic rats are very social creatures, and enjoy human contact. Mine never bit me once. On the contrary, he would sit there quietly and close his eyes when I tickled him behind his ears, then he'd reciprocate by holding my fingers in his front paws and licking them. He was extremely affectionate. I had to have him put down in the end because he developed a tumor in his spine and lungs and started loosing the ability to use his back legs. One of the most upsetting moments of my life.

  64. Re:scientists suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since it's not testable, it's not a theory, it's a guess. Just letting you in on a really common mistake.

  65. rats want love, too by FlippyTheSkillsaw · · Score: 1

    Seriously, it wouldn't be that hard to catch a horny male.

    Collect scent from a ripe female and allow it to diffuse into the air in an open area and that guy would be out there within 10 minutes.

    The way these scientists are going, they are likely to put the female in a small open box(obviously she can't out-do that) and check back every 2 hours to see if he was there.

    Whatever they do do (heh), they had better do it quick--before he learns how to implant his own DNA into a surrogate mother.

  66. You don't need anything to catch a cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just make a noise like a can opener and the cat will come running right to you

  67. The best part is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't even a rat. It was a Filagre Siberian Hamster.

  68. 'Reverse' Dead Man's switch by chihowa · · Score: 1
    They really should have embedded the transmitter fairly deep in the rat and rigged it so that failure of the transmitter would cause the death of the rat. You couldn't be certain that it would work, but the chances would be better.

    I'm thinking cyanide tablet with spring loaded solenoid, so that a dead battery (or failed operation ok signal) would release the solenoid, puncture the tablet membrane and kill the rat. This could be done in a pretty low-powered way, so as to not quickly drain the battery.

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  69. did you see how this particular rat was caught? by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    "it was eventually captured in a trap baited with penguin meat several weeks later"

    Rats are pretty smart, but like dogs they do fall for bait.

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  70. Even more easy solution by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    Dump enough toxic waste in the ocean to kill off any swimming rats. Problem solved.

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  71. I should hope they had the foresight to castrate.. by FFFish · · Score: 1

    ...but being scientists, I doubt it. Scientists often seem to lack that sort of foresight.

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  72. Pet rats by erick99 · · Score: 1

    I've had pet rats (usually just one at a time) since using them for behavior experiments in grad school. Rats are bright animals and surprisingly affectionate pets. I currently have a small (10 ounce) black and white female named "Snoopy" who shares my love of junk food.....

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  73. Why Were They Surprised? by Mikkeles · · Score: 2, Interesting
    While in high school, I spent part of a summer (1967 or 68) with some biologists studying vole (like a large mouse with a short tail) populations on some of the islands in Fogo Bay, Newfoundland.

    There was one vole that was trapped several times on three separate islands, the islands being about 200 - 500 m apart.

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  74. DON'T PANIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The ratty rat was caught:

    A trap on Otata finally ended Razza's four months of freedom, and his life. His adventures are detailed in today's Nature.

  75. Correction: just 1 high potential rat by Charles+Jo · · Score: 0

    Just 1 successful, motivated, rat with a 'can do' attitude because that is what successful rats do: go where the cheese is instead of wondering, "Who moved my cheese?"

    On a related note, I'm pretty sure Kansas City Kitty can clean up the entire island. I've seen her take on an entire gang of choreographed singing rats.

  76. Or.. by IamZed · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like the scientists simply mistook which island they left the rat on.

  77. Cats vs. Rats by SkiifGeek · · Score: 1

    A couple of months ago, our local council sent letters to all the residents in our area, telling them that rats were breeding rapidly, and that they would soon start eradicating them if the trend continued. As we had two cats (normally inside cats), we decided to let the cats hunt outside for a few days.

    We expected the large male cat to be the lead killer but, to our surprise, the small female cat was the one who took on the infestation. Within two days she started trotting up to the back door with rats half her size in her mouth, and very obviously still alive. Once she finished playing with them, a sharp bite to the neck and it was all over for the rat. In less than a week she had cleared out the infestation, including at least one nest of babies - leaving all the carcasses for me to clean up (at least she left them outside).

    The whole time that we have had the cats, we have never had any mice or cockroaches or other pest infections inside the house, which more than pays for the upkeep of the cats.

  78. Tom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think so
    See Tom couldn't catch Jerry