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  1. Re:errrr.... on The Promise Of Transparent Circuits · · Score: 1

    You should patent that idea. But it needs a snappy name - lemme see, it's a display that you can use without looking down - how about "a head-not-tilted-down display"?

  2. Re:Wow, an edit war on Wiki. Be still my heart. on Usenet Psychic Wars With Wikipedia · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just as Linux and other open source projects aren't really "open" in terms of accepting everything anyone throws at them, so must Wikipedia find a way to become more selective in what it accepts. The Wiki itself is such a good idea that there's just got to be a way to make it work, but frankly I can't work out a paradigm that will save it from the issues it has now.
    You could have a system where there's the substantive body of the text, and a separate section for comments, proposed amendments etc. People could even suggest amendments to the amendments and comment on the comments. Of course you'd need some way to choose which comments & amendments get incorporated into the main text; and this is the really innovative part (maybe I should patent it) so listen up - readers could give points to the comments that are good or take them away from those that are whack. Even better - maybe if people make 'good' comments, they should get more points to give to (or take from) other comments as they see fit.

    Nah, it would never work.

  3. Re:EU Failure on Software Patents Circumvent European Parliament · · Score: 0
    If anything, the blame should go on the eurosceptics, who will do whatever they can to insure Europe is never gouverned.
    You missed off "by the French and Germans". For me, the eurosceptics are doing the right thing.
  4. Re:Silly question... on Software Patents Circumvent European Parliament · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Seriously, though, if this were done, what would happen when a pro-patent Parliament is elected? Then you would probably be clamoring for Parliament to be stripped of its right to make laws.
    At least we'd have to power to elect a different one - something we only have very indirectly with the council & not at all with the commission.
  5. Re:with a name like Smuckers on How to Fix U.S. Patents · · Score: 0

    One way to solve the problem of patent abuse overnight - if the case is found to be groundless, then the plaintiff must pay - double the amount claimed, plus double defendant's costs and losses, the money to be split between the defendant and the patent office.

  6. Re:You insensitive clod on PA Sues Online 'University' For Spamming · · Score: 0
    Don't know about catbert, but I remember Ratbert with his bolt-on brain (actually a piece of liver) which had an MBA from Harvard.

    Anybody know of a site that indexes the Dilbert cartoons by kewords or subject? It's a bummer when you just know there's one for the stuation but you can't find it.

  7. Re:My solution on A Strange Streak Imaged in Australia · · Score: 0
    This would imply slower insect flight, reflecting more light, creating a darker line.
    Reflecting more light wouln't make it darker. It would make it ... more light. Like, you know, lighter.

    However, if it's darker than the background sky, then slower will indeed equal darker.

  8. Re:That streak is awful straight on A Strange Streak Imaged in Australia · · Score: 0
    Original reply:
    My bad, OE was resizing the pictures.

    Reply after overriding that feature:
    There's still no difference, asshat.

  9. Re:that does explain it on A Strange Streak Imaged in Australia · · Score: 0

    Angle shmangle - the light would have made a streak brighter than the background sky, not darker than it. Unless it was made of reversed polarity photons or something.

  10. Re:yes you can on Chimpanzees Shed New Light on Hand Preference · · Score: 0
    So, if thats the case, why did we evolve past bacteria, or cockroaches?
    At the risk of falling (or being mistaken) for a troll:
    1. By what objective criteria did we (assuming you are a primate; I am) do so?
    2. As Stalin said, quantity has a quality all of its own
    .
  11. Re:yes you can on Chimpanzees Shed New Light on Hand Preference · · Score: 0
    The difference is between natural selection and artificial.

    Natural selection has no goal other than the survival (of genes); participation in the game is both an end and a means.

    Artificial selection has external customers, for want of a better word, who set goals or targets; a logistics manager wants a shorter/cheaper truck route, a farmer wants a porkier pig, a 733t hax0r wants a better ethernet driver.

  12. Re:Evolution wants to be anthropomorphised? on Chimpanzees Shed New Light on Hand Preference · · Score: 0

    God: I refuse to prove that I exist. Proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.

    Man: Yes, but the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? That proves you exist, ergo you don't. And anyway, what's the airspeed velocity of a fully laded swallow?

    God: African or European? ... er ... wait... [poof!]

  13. Re:That streak is awful straight on A Strange Streak Imaged in Australia · · Score: 0
    You must have access to a higher res version of the photo, because on the ones linked from TFA I can barely see the lightpole, let alone the shape of the top.

    That or you're full of bullshit.

  14. Re:Hand preference...heh on Chimpanzees Shed New Light on Hand Preference · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, our new monkey-spanking monkey overlords only welcome old people!!!

  15. Re:!tsop dednah tfet tsriF on Chimpanzees Shed New Light on Hand Preference · · Score: 0
    It's a lot harder to run with left-handed scissors than the general populace realizes.
    I can't run because I'm an old Korean, you insensitive clod!
  16. Re:ECON 101 for techies on Offshoring IT · · Score: 2, Funny
    Doctors think being a doctor is easy too. Lawyers, same thing.
    Bullshit, what do lawyers know about being a doctor?
  17. Re:Mini Ask Slashdot on Offshoring IT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having executive hair is a bonus too.

  18. Re:What can you afford? on Build a House Out of Recycled Cardboard · · Score: 1
    C'mon, even poor people their houses to have 4 walls..
    This sentence to have no finite verb.
  19. Re:Old School on 30 Years of Adventure: A Celebration of D&D · · Score: 1
    which requires you to purchase 1 core book and at least 15 supplements to really understand what the core book is talking about. By the time you've figured it out, they release a totally new core book.
    Where did perl come into it?
  20. Re:In the U.S. on Build a House Out of Recycled Cardboard · · Score: 1
    You could live in one while your permanent house is being built or renovated, for emergency housing, or for short-term accommodation.
    I think I'd rather buy/rent a caravan.
  21. Re:I will help YOU get a JOB! (Programming puzzles on Programming Puzzles · · Score: 1
    "Perhaps they should consult a mathmatician"

    In Soviet Russia, a dictionary should consult you!!!

  22. Re:I will help YOU get a JOB! (Programming puzzles on Programming Puzzles · · Score: 1
    Some companies certainly ask for these things. Specially Microsoft.
    If they consider being able to fanny around with party games like this as a prerequisite for the job, it's no wonder they produce such shite.

    These have as much relevance to real world programming as keepie-uppie does to an actual game of soccer.

  23. Re:In Korea on Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production · · Score: -1
    In Soviet Russia, Indiana Jones plays old people!!!!

    Hmmm. Just like everywhere else, in fact.

  24. Re:Ah yes, they're becoming like the Americans on Infineon Execs Plead Guilty to Price-Fixing · · Score: 1
    Because of course people from Germany have never done anything greedy, self-serving or imperialistic before now.
    Shhh. I mentioned it once, I think I got away with it.
  25. My 2c worth on Flickr Online Photo Service Reviewed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The search isn't acessible from the front page. When I pointed this error out, tech support gave me a rude response. YMMV.