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How to Fix U.S. Patents

Frisky070802 writes "IEEE Spectrum has an interesting article on how to fix the U.S. patent system. It starts with an example of how broken the system is, with Smuckers suing a small company for crustless PB&J. It has a great overview of how the system has evolved and how much it favors the big patent holders, and suggests 3 specific fixes: 'create incentives and opportunities for parties to challenge the novelty and nonobviousness of an invention before the PTO grants a patent,' examine the important patents meticulously; don't waste effort on the unimportant ones that can be ousted early, and for examining prior art, use judges and special masters rather than uninformed juries."

471 comments

  1. Aha! by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2, Funny

    And here's my solution to the nation's overpacked prisons: everybody behave! See, it's really just that easy ... now go do it!

    1. Re:Aha! by Hatta · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      And here's my solution to the nation's overpacked prisons: everybody behave! See, it's really just that easy ... now go do it!

      To be serious for a moment, all we'd have to do is release nonviolent drug offenders. Then we wouldn't have the shame of incarcerating more of our population than any country, even china or russia.

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    2. Re:Aha! by eggegg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or Americans could just put down the pipe.

    3. Re:Aha! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or Americans could just put down the pipe.

      Yeah, put down the pipe, and embrace alcohol! It's legal, so it must be better.

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    4. Re:Aha! by pez · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Are you including drug dealers in your "nonviolent drug offenders"?

      Drug dealers are the scum of the earth. Prison is too good for them. MHO of course.

    5. Re:Aha! by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you including drug dealers in your "nonviolent drug offenders"?

      Drug dealers are the scum of the earth. Prison is too good for them. MHO of course.


      Yes. Most of the drug dealers I have met are nice people who take great personal risks to provide people with freedom of choice. They make a nice profit at it, but still, if it weren't for them our freedom to alter our minds would be lost forever. There are some nasty violent characters in the business, but if they commit assault, they should be tried for assault, not some other bullshit charge. And think about it, how many times do you see turf wars between liquor store owners?

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    6. Re:Aha! by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      "To be serious for a moment, all we'd have to do is release nonviolent drug offenders. Then we wouldn't have the shame of incarcerating more of our population than any country, even china or russia."

      We'd start jailing illegal immigrants, most likely.

    7. Re:Aha! by Frennzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course you would include the drug dealers.

      Why are they the scum of the earth? They are people that see a high-risk, high reward market. Why is it high-risk/high reward? Because it's illegal to sell drugs. They choose to sell drugs because they perceive the reward to be worth the risk.

      If you let people make their own decisions about what they can and can't ingest (especially those things that occur in nature, as opposed to some of the current things our wonderful pharma-corps are peddling), and make it *their* responsibility as to the outcome of said behavior, you have immediately introduced incentive for responsible marketing of said substance.

      It has been proven ad nauseum that marijuana has far less detrimental (if any) effect on the human system than your average cigarette...but those are legal.

      And why are drugs illegal? Hmm?

      I suggest you do some googling for the 'marijuana gin', and popular mechanics. You may want to also research the "king's acre" among other things.

    8. Re:Aha! by localman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Amen. I am amazed that more people don't see what a problem this is. The problem is at least partly that we think prisons are for people who break the law. The word criminal is too broad. Prison should be for people who are dangerous.

      Some may argue about non-violent drug users being dangerous on some level. But honestly: which do you think is more dangerous: a pot smoking hippie or anyone who just came out of maximum security prison? In general, being gang raped and subject to chronic violence tends to make a man more dangerous. Why would we want to apply a "solution" like that to someone who isn't violent in the first place?

      I am strongly for the legalization of marijuana. I donate to NORML regularly. I've never smoked pot in my life.

      Cheers.

      PS - Another point nobody seems to like is that our prisons have become torture chambers. Sure, it's not our guards doing the torturing (usually) but they turn a blind eye. I don't have much sympathy for violent criminals, but again, we're processing these people to likely become more violent. This is stupid.

    9. Re:Aha! by LoRdTAW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bullshit. A worker/friend of ours was once a big time dealer running keys up from Florida to NYC. He made millions, spoiled himself for about 10 years until he was busted. He did his time and now has a good job and a family. He never was violent unless he had to defend himself, he was no Tony Montana. And did he force the dope on anyone? The users are mainly to blame for most drug related violence (I mean hard drug users like coke, crack and heroin users.) So don't group everyone in the drug pyramid from the producers to the users into one big "scum" category.

    10. Re:Aha! by curious.corn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh well you should visit Europe, Amsterdam in particular. You see, there's this little protestant, burgeois, probably a tad cinical country called Netherlands where pot & mushrooms is legal; the dealers are just weird shopkeepers... and the stuff you get is premium quality... and it's all properly taxed. The bad chem stuff you find in raves & discos is illegal but these people are sensible enough to understand that fear of arrest and SWAT assault dissuades people from looking for treatment rather than from getting fsck'd into the substance abuse. So, since there's no SWAT lusting to rape your butt if you get a bad trip, once you're back from the dead a thoughtful shrink helps you out of your problems and keeps an eye on you in case you're still too rabid to come to terms with your shit. You know, one thing that really helps is having that warm feeling that if you stumble and fail you have a community that doesn't want to trample you; actually they want you out of trouble, if not out of goodwill, at least to avoid having a looney shooter on the run. It helps a lot, lot more that a gun in your pocket and paramilitary officers on patrol. Think about it... it's the essential diff between Old Europe and you guys

      without offence,
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    11. Re:Aha! by ckaminski · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Child rapists are the scum of the Earth, dude.

      Drug dealers barely even mention a nod, particular those truly "non-violent" ones.

    12. Re:Aha! by caswelmo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, a tad defensive don't you think?

    13. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The word criminal is too broad. Prison should be for people who are dangerous.


      That's fine, as long as your definition of dangerous includes white collar punks who trash the retirements of thousands of people.

      PS - Another point nobody seems to like is that our prisons have become torture chambers.


      Indeed.. and it should not be a nice place as to disuade people from going there.

      I don't have much sympathy for violent criminals, but again, we're processing these people to likely become more violent. This is stupid.


      Agreed. That's why we have the death penalty. Too bad we don't put it to use most of the time.
    14. Re:Aha! by killjoe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Drugs are iilegal which makes them expensive. If drugs were legal and sold at the cornet drug stores there would be no violent drug dealers.

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    15. Re:Aha! by Traa · · Score: 1

      May I suggest making a distinction between soft drugs and hard drugs. Soft drugs (hash/marijuana/...) is the stuff you would talk to your kids about in the same way you talk to them about alcohol. Be carefull! Don't smoke and Drive! Etc. Hard drugs (Heroin/LSD/cocaine/...) on the other hand is the stuff where you bring your kids to a clinic. I wish the governament in the US would make the same distinction. Yet a small group with a large influence insists that drugs is drugs and it becomes impossible to have a decent political discussion.

    16. Re:Aha! by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1, Insightful


      ... marijuana has far less detrimental (if any) effect on the human system ...

      As much as I agree that people can do whatever the hell they want with their lives (to the extent that it doesn't bother other people AND it doesn't cost the tax payers money through public rehab programs, etc), I still find your statement there pretty funny. No legitimate study would ever say marijuana doesn't hurt your body. Even if you just consider the fact that you are breathing in smoke and depriving yourself of oxygen, it still hurts. Anybody who says otherwise is either a complete moron or a pothead.

    17. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You go girl!

    18. Re:Aha! by fafalone · · Score: 1

      The users are mainly to blame for most drug related violence (I mean hard drug users like coke, crack and heroin users.)

      No, the dealers are to blame. Most of the users of "hard" drugs are no more violent than anyone else, and furthermore alcohol (and other dissociatives) is more likely to cause violent behavior than the "hard" drugs.
      Around 85% of violence is related to dealers when talking about crack-related violence in fact.
      Not only that, the people who commit crimes for drugs do so only because of the astronomical price markups. If the habit cost the same as alcoholism, that violence would drop to an even lesser level.

    19. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      There are many scum, child rapists are scum of the Earth, but so are those who torture military prisoners, and the country that supports these people, and many others...

      Be careful when you start pointing fingers, you'll be surprised how many will point back at you.

    20. Re:Aha! by nameer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How the hell is this not modded off-topic?

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    21. Re:Aha! by fafalone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nicotine is the most physically addictive drug. Pot is not physically addictive.
      Nicotine is the most deadly drug (LD50/ED50); the LD50 of smoking pot is so incredibly high it has not been reliably established.
      You are FAR more likely (percentage) to die from causes relating to smoking nicotine than smoking pot (in fact, more like then with ANY drug habit, including crack and heroin).

      So yeah, pot contains carcinogens, probably as many in raw amounts as cigarettes, but the damage and addictiveness make it absolutely pale in comparison to smoking cigarettes.

    22. Re:Aha! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      May I suggest making a distinction between soft drugs and hard drugs. Soft drugs (hash/marijuana/...) is the stuff you would talk to your kids about in the same way you talk to them about alcohol. Be carefull! Don't smoke and Drive! Etc. Hard drugs (Heroin/LSD/cocaine/...) on the other hand is the stuff where you bring your kids to a clinic.

      Absolutely not. There is no distinction between hard and soft drugs. Lets take your examples for instance. Alcohol, a supposed soft drug is addictive and you can overdose on it. LSD on the other hand is not addictive, and physiologically benign, adverse psychological reactions occur in less than 1% of uses and are almost always temporary unless there is a history of mental illness. Further, cocaine in its natural form is used by people in south america much the same way we use coffee. Studies show that nicotine is more addictive than heroin, and smoking causes cancer, atherosclerosis, etc. People can take pure pharmaceutical heroin for years with no significant physical side effects, and those that do develop tolerance to the sedating effects and can lead wholesome productive lives.

      But this is beside the point. It's MY body, and I get to decide what goes in it. Whether it's alcohol, heroin, or cyanide, nobody has any business telling me what not to take.

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    23. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you including drug dealers in your "nonviolent drug offenders"? Drug dealers are the scum of the earth. Prison is too good for them. MHO of course.

      The difference between a pusher of cocaine and a pusher of ritalin is the ability to patent the drug.

    24. Re:Aha! by lew3004 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Insightful my ass. Don't forget that when a person refers to a 'drug dealer' the conventional thought is one of a minority on the local poverty ridden streets of a major city trying to 'make a living', however, TRUE drug dealers (where the drugs are actually manufactured) sit in multi-million dollar homes far away from any civilized law and simply murder any government officials that tend to interupt business as well as their families to make a statement. They may not get a nod from where they import the drugs but I'll guarantee you it gets one from the citizens where they live. As far as I'm concerned, they are child rapists. They're raping our children's futures. And no, I'm not one of "....for the children" fanatics.

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    25. Re:Aha! by glittalogik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of the drug dealers I have met are nice people who take great personal risks to provide people with freedom of choice.

      I agree 100%, and don't believe that this is a troll comment at all.

      I do make a distinction between 'mind-altering substances' (DMT, MDMA, various shrooms) and the few highly addictive 'hard' drugs that really do fuck people up (ice and heroin come to mind), but that can come up for debate after we finally admit that people have the right to do alter their own minds and bodies at will. You get people who sell harmful products, get people addicted to them, and milk them for all they're worth, and yes these people are scum. Some of those people are drug dealers, but sugarcane farmers, tobacco companies, pharmaceutical corporations, McDonalds and American Express also spring to mind.

      "If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."
      -- Terence McKenna

    26. Re:Aha! by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      Then we wouldn't have the shame of incarcerating more of our population than any country, even china or russia.

      Don't forget killing children...you are the clear winners on that. USA No 1

    27. Re:Aha! by b1scuit · · Score: 1

      You forgot "Copyright Pirate" and "nipple".

    28. Re:Aha! by mesterha · · Score: 1

      Insightful my ass. Don't forget that when a person refers to a 'drug dealer' the conventional thought is one of a minority on the local poverty ridden streets of a major city trying to 'make a living', however, TRUE drug dealers (where the drugs are actually manufactured) sit in multi-million dollar homes far away from any civilized law and simply murder any government officials that tend to interupt business as well as their families to make a statement.

      There aren't nearly as many TRUE drug dealers as there are non-violent drugs dealers rotting in prison. If you want to vilify the TRUE drug dealers why don't you call them MURDERERS if that's their real crime.

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    29. Re:Aha! by the+angry+liberal · · Score: 1

      Drug dealers are the scum of the earth. Prison is too good for them. MHO of course.

      Why are you being a tool and lumping all dealers into the same category? This just shows the arrogant ignorance which keeps the conservative citizens looking through rose colored glasses and in disgust of the things they know nothing about or don't like.

      There are many kinds of drugs and an entirely different type of individual may participate in the distribution of hemp than deals with more dangerous, neighborhood destroying chemicals like meth. One is your school teacher, airline pilot, real estate agent, and the guy at the music shop. The other, is a much more dangerous person who deals constantly with people who are hardcore addicted to the things he is distributing. With the hemp dealer, if he is a dick, then nobody will deal with him. Hemp isn't addictive so there is no drive for someone to purchase from a less-than quality individual they trust and like.

      Even when you come down hard on the bad meth dealer, he will immediately be replaced by someone else. That is because his clients don't have the option to think "hmm, this guy is a prick and wants me to do bad things, so I am going to wait until I see Tom next week" because addictions like meth can be very powerful and bring on boughts of depression, etc. Yes, toss these types in jail but leave the accountant or soccer mom who sells herb to a few friends with arthritis and HIV alone already, god damn it. They are just doing it to save a few bucks on their own stash by buying in the tinyest of distribution quantities and serving "real crime" time from it.

      How about we stop picking on the hemp people, legalize it, tax it, then use the funds for medical research and addiction study. I can't see the long-term being more harmful than what? obesity and laziness? Hell, over half the country has that problem without being introduced to illegal drugs.

      As a final word, did you know over half the deaths under age 35 in america has alchohol involved?

    30. Re:Aha! by TGK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think fundamentaly we need to have three alternitives for punishing people and we need to make these alternatives as well suited to the crime in question as possible.

      1 - Fines/Fees/Suspension of specific rights/privilages: This is what we allready use for the enforcement of traffic violations etc. This can be used to deal with people who make stupid decisions but aren't a real threat to anyone. Consuming a drug that society terms "illegal" would be well covered by this.

      2 - Community Service/More severe suspension of rights/privilages: Essentialy a method of dealing with people who've clearly done something wrong but who don't represent a physical threat to anyone. This would include the "white collar punks" you refer to. Penalties could range from the most simplistic and easiest forms of community service (helping out with an inner city school) to more distastefull and unpleasent work. Similarly options up to and including a form of house arrest and seizure of assets would be possible. It's key to avoid putting these people in prison, but what's to say that we can't restrict the kind of work they can seek, restrict their freedom of motion, and seize assets?

      3 - Prison/Execution: An option reserved only for violent criminals who represent a clear and present danger to society at large. These are individuals we simply can not afford to have on the streets.

      The trick to this system is making sure that the teir two section is well executed and well administered. If people get the idea that it's a cakewalk it won't be effective. If utilized properly it can be just as effective as a minimum securiyt prison without any of the disadvantages. Moreover, it can allow retribution in kind for those white collar criminals that hurt so many people. Riches to Rags in the rap of gavel.

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    31. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TRUE drug dealers (where the drugs are actually manufactured) sit in multi-million dollar homes far away from any civilized law and simply murder any government officials that tend to interupt business as well as their families to make a statement.

      So why not make drugs legal and get rid of the organized crime? Worked for prohibition. We now have organized lobbying instead, where Big Pharma execs sit in multi-million dollar homes in the Caymans and buy off any goverment officials that tend to interrupt their business.

      Of course, you could fix THAT by nixing patents for drugs instead of backing government-created monopolies with police and guns.

    32. Re:Aha! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny
      the few highly addictive 'hard' drugs that really do fuck people up (ice and heroin come to mind)

      Ice? I didn't know that frozen water is considered a hard drug.
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    33. Re:Aha! by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      I'll second that.

      I worked years at a Service Station nights and weekends, getting thru Uni.

      Pissheads from the Pub a couple of hundred meters away would come down and start fights, start smashing things, being arseholes.

      Guys with a Joints or 10 would come in with a couple of pizzas, listen to some music that I had for a minute or two and just buy Violet Crumble, Mars Bars and purple Soothers and wander in to the night.

      I know which altered conciousness I prefer to meet (and be).

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    34. Re:Aha! by sbryant · · Score: 1
      the few highly addictive 'hard' drugs that really do fuck people up (ice and heroin come to mind)
      Ice? I didn't know that frozen water is considered a hard drug.

      Oh it is hard, believe you me. Taking large amounts of ice can definately cause some serious problems. Small amounts (in drinks, for example) are not known to cause problems though.

      -- Steve

    35. Re:Aha! by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and PCP is Sony's new handheld!

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    36. Re:Aha! by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      As a final word, did you know over half the deaths under age35 in america has alchohol involved?

      To be fair, law enforcement uses the term "alcohol related incident" very loosely. For example, if:

      A sober motorist gets into an accident while chauffering a drunk friend home;
      A car hits a pedestrian, who is carrying a beer, on the sidewalk;
      A 12-pack falls off a Coors truck and smashes the windshield of the car behind it,

      these can all be considered alcohol related incidents.

      I'm still waiting for someone getting added to the list for sterilizing a cut with rubbing alcohol and dying in the processs :)

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    37. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LD 50 of nicotine about 50mg the same as heroin, please get your facts correct

    38. Re:Aha! by Splab · · Score: 1

      So true, my dad always said, remember, when you point your finger at someone - you got three fingers pointing back.

      (do a fist point at someone and look at your hand - sorry Im not native enligsh speaker so I dont know how to explain it :) )

    39. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, naked twister, vs. people who abuse children.

      Get your head out of your fucking ass and say hello to reality, dipshit.

    40. Re:Aha! by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Somewhat agreed. However, your dumbass next door neighbor pot dealer doesn't go to jail for 20 years, becoming a hardened criminal and get released to rape and murder people. The guy that goes away for 20 years is the guy who shot at the cost guard from his cigarette boat trying to run tons of cocaine into the country.

      Most small timers and users get bogus little charges with a fine. Some people just whine alot about getting caught doing what they know they weren't supposed to in the first place.

      If they think it should be legal, than they can do what you do, try to make it legal. Not just deal/smoke/snort/inject [insert drug] anyways.

    41. Re:Aha! by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 2, Funny
      Drugs and violence are bad, mmkay? So have a cigarrette and a beer and go watch some football instead like a normal well-adjusted person.

      We're so well off in the USA we can even afford to have two standards. ;-)

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    42. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because children ruin more lives than drugs.

    43. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because children ruin more lives than drugs do. But noone will admit it for fear of being labelled a monster.

    44. Re:Aha! by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting it legalized. The DEA has entirely too much budget and too many connections, coupled with a vested interest in keeping drugs illegal (or they'd be out of jobs, you see).

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      Murphy was an optimist.
    45. Re:Aha! by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, it is for the children!

      And I bet if you looked at those 19 cases, you'd find that those kids had willingly and intentionally done some sick shit. 18 years is a guide, IMHO. If a 17 year old has the balls and brains to hack his Aunt Millie up and feed her into a wood chipper, well, he should get the same treatment as a 19 year old that did the same thing, don't you think?

      That's one of my main problems with amnesty.org, they really don't seem to have a whole lot of common sense. They also seem to cling to the idea that criminals have more rights than their victims did.

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    46. Re:Aha! by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      You've never lived next to a heavy drug user or dealer, have you? Recently we had the pleasure of having one of the residents in our small 10 unit mid / upscale condo get hooked on crack. It was progression from her years of "casual" partying with pot, meth and X. When she was away trying to get clean at rehab, it was relatively quiet except for the people ripping the screens off her windows and climbing in her condo at 3 in the morning to steal God knows what. When she was back, it was hell for everyone in our community -- constant traffic in and out of her unit at all hours of the day and night, theft from cars of various property around the condo, "people" in our parking area getting high and leaving trash and drug paraphanelia everywhere, vandalism in the form of slashed tires when she didn't uphold her end of the deals she'd made, homeless individuals screaming "cunt" and "fucking crack whore" in front of her unit at 4 in the morning, you name it. No one living here felt safe, and the police did nothing because she was too "small time" to warrant their attention. Only constant, expensive letters from our attorney to her and her father finally got her to sell the property and move her ass out of here.

      Don't give me this holier-than-thou bullshit about how drug dealers are harmless and drug use is a "victimless crime." In my experience that talk always comes from people who have never had to live through a junkie inflicting their misery on others. This woman wasn't violent but she surrounded herself with others who were, and for what she did to the members of our community and the danger she exposed eveyone of us to she should rot in jail. When you've had a desparate addict as a neighbor knocking on your door at 11:00 PM looking for baking soda to cook up their next rock, then tell me that drugs aren't all that bad. Until then, fuck off, and take that assanine plank from the Libertarian platform with you -- it's one of the chief reasons us mainstream physcal conservatives won't touch the party with a 10 foot pole.

    47. Re:Aha! by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1
      Yeah, naked twister, vs. people who abuse children.
      Get your head out of your fucking ass and say hello to reality, dipshit.

      For your information; when you force someone at gun point to perform sexual acts against their will, we in the civillised world would call that RAPE and TORTURE, and attempting to trivialise it by calling it "naked twister", we would call CONTEMPTIBLE.
    48. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, no real incidents of rape (other than one detainee accusing another of rape) have been brought forth, yet you somehow have behind-the-scenes information not accessible to the rest of the world. As proven by Michael Moore, I guess fact just doesn't matter when you have a hate-on for the US.

    49. Re:Aha! by localman · · Score: 1
      Actually:


      The U.S. nonviolent prisoner population is larger than the combined populations of Wyoming and Alaska.

      Source:John Irwin, Ph. D., Vincent Schiraldi, and Jason Ziedenberg, America's One Million Nonviolent Prisoners (Washington, DC: Justice Policy Institute, 1999), pg. 4.


      These are the people I'm talking about, not people shooting at the coast guard. I would support putting people who shoot at the coast guard in prison. They are dangerous.

      If they think it should be legal, than they can do what you do, try to make it legal. Not just deal/smoke/snort/inject [insert drug] anyways.

      If it were illegal to go down on my wife (don't laugh, it is in some states) I would most certainly continue doing it anyways in addition to trying to make it legal.

      If a law is outrageously stupid it is our duty to change the law, but that doesn't mean we have to pay attention to it. Good ol' Rosa demonstrated that.

      Cheers.
    50. Re:Aha! by localman · · Score: 1

      That's fine, as long as your definition of dangerous includes white collar punks who trash the retirements of thousands of people.

      Absolutely. That's why I said "dangerous" and not "violent".

      Indeed.. and it should not be a nice place as to disuade people from going there.

      Losing your personal freedom and being kept captive from all that you love is more than enough disuasion for those who can be disuaded. By allowing prison to be a torture chamber we are encouraging violent behavior.

    51. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but so are those who torture military prisoners, and the country that supports these people"

      You should take your own advice about pointing fingers. Never let the actions of the few cause one to judge the many.

      And Im sure if you had a prisoner in front of you that shot your best friend and cuts off their OWN peoples heads for a paycheck,(unlike the conventional view that your supposed to kill the other countries soldiers for a paycheck =P )you would totally be cool with it and not have any anger/actions surface that may be inappropriate, because your just so level headed and not quick to jump to conclusions/actions under a more stressful situation than you can even try to understand, right? Sign this man up, he's the perfect soldier/ jailer/foreign relations expert!

    52. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and for what she did to the members of our community and the danger she exposed eveyone of us to she should rot in jail."

      Nice to know you think your fellow human beings should rot in jail for littering, popping a tire, and swearing, and driving? oh my and homeless people too! they probably became homeless when the developers paid off the city and took away their homes to build your condos. I mean wow call the National Guard, sounds like trouble! Oh wait they're all in another country killing innocent people! Maybe we should lock them up to?

      Obviously this woman needed help, nice to know her neighbors that live in the same building would rather lock her up and take away her HOME instead of *gasp* trying to help her. Run to your lawyer and make her obvious tragic situation even worse.

      Addiction of any sort is a sickness, not a crime, ask any doctor in the world if your too high and mighty to take an anonymous cowards word for it.

      The only good part about the situation is that your tax dollars pay for her jail cell.

    53. Re:Aha! by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Why do you fail to understand that the Libertarian plank you so despise eliminates the very problem you wasted 400 words describing?

      You can never eliminate addiction, but through legalization, these unruly elements that so destroyed your neighborhood will go to licensed purveyors of product.

      When was the last time an alcoholic created traffic distributing product in your neighborhood?
      Right, never. Taking drugs out of the underground will help us correct these highly criminal issues. It does nothing to help the addiction problem, and I will concede that it might make it worse. I'd rather deal with 10 of my friends addicted to coke than lose a single one to a single crazed criminal with a gun looking for a fix, when in a sane world, he could get it at CVS for $10. Fuck that, I'd rather be addicted myself than lose a single one of my friends to a violent drug crime; one can kick an addiction, one can't raise the dead...

      The Libertarians don't claim to be perfect, they only offer a solution to help make the situation BETTER. Something you "physical conservatives" will solve with more police, more jails, and bullets. I'd rather those prison tax dollars I spend go to rehab anyway.

      We're throwing tens of billions of dollars at the War on Drugs, a hundred billion since Reagan took office. Guess what? We're. Not. Winning.

    54. Re:Aha! by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      Don't you get it? She WAS in rehab -- repeatedly, for months at a time. It didn't work. If we're worried about tax dollars, don't waste any more on a broken process.

      We're NOT talking about alcohol -- we're talking about terribly addictive drugs which cause people to do absolutely anything to get their next fix, regardless of whether or not they have the money. The theft, robbery, etc. will continue, and now you'll have people sticking up the pharmacy for the coke. And as for buying coke at CVS, she couldn't even pay $10 for a rock of crack (let's not even talk about the $100s in back association fees she owed) -- she was asking other residents for money to support her drug habit. But it's not the drug use that pissed us off -- in fact, the quickest resolution would have been if she OD'd -- it was all of the crime that went along with it.

      Personally, I could care less if people get stoned in the privacy of their own house, behind closed doors, as long as it doesn't bother their neighbors. The problem is, in this case, it didn't do down that way, pot WAS a stepping stone, and she turned into a fucking crack whore (let's call a spade a spade -- she fucked for money for drugs).

      But NOTHING -- no "illness" (which you neglect to mention was caused by a series of poor life decisions) or anything else -- gives someone the right to steal our property, disturb the peace, violate the legal rules of our condo association, etc. We worked too hard for what we have, and if rehab doesn't work, fucking LOCK HER UP.

      Again, once YOU have actually lived with someone like this as a neighbor for more than six months, I'll bet hard cash you'll change your tune very quickly.

    55. Re:Aha! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      The whole substance abuse illegalizing was setup so the US government can have a "secondary underground revenue stream". Classic conspiracy 101. The government has zero intention to benefit the people. If they did, they would ban laundry detergent and reclassify the 5 food groups.

      The US government spends billions to stop trafficing, but hey... they make a cazillion underground. I believe* the recently caught columbian druglord made 8 billion a year. That made Bill Gates look poor.

    56. Re:Aha! by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      popping a tire

      Not one but four, and it's not a big deal to you because you're the one who has to pay for it.

      they probably became homeless when the developers paid off the city and took away their homes to build your condos.

      Nice try, but these condos we built in 1986 on a vacant lot. And, BTW, this isn't some girl, but a 37 year old WHITE woman, so don't even try to play the race card.

      Obviously this woman needed help, nice to know her neighbors that live in the same building would rather lock her up and take away her HOME instead of *gasp* trying to help her.

      Several residents did talk to her, and the condo board repeatedly warned her before taking police and legal action.

      Addiction of any sort is a sickness, not a crime, ask any doctor in the world if your too high and mighty to take an anonymous cowards word for it.

      It may be an illness, but it was HER choice, not mine, for her to start using drugs, and therefore she is responsible for her own condition. HER choice. SHE chose to use the drugs. That's like saying I should pay for someone's lung cancer treatment because they chose to destroy their lungs by smoking for 40 years, or I should have to pay to keep someone plugged in who chose not to wear a helmet and smashed their brains out against a bridge pier and is now a vegetable. It's fucking ridiculous and, even if there are some who think that, yes, I should have to pay for the actions of idiots, just because you brought a medical condition upon yourself, it doesn't give you the right to commit crimes against other people. I don't even think you guys in Europe (or Canada, or wherever) are allowed to do that.

      And BTW, I would be more than happy that some of my tax dollars went towards her cell because since she's gone there is NO CRIME HERE. Not a single incident.

    57. Re:Aha! by mink · · Score: 1

      Sorry to add this so late.

      "We're NOT talking about alcohol -- we're talking about terribly addictive drugs which cause people to do absolutely anything to get their next fix, regardless of whether or not they have the money."

      Having worked in a mini-mart I regularly saw people behave the way you describe but not for crack, for alcohol and tobacco products.

      I think people need to understand only a certain percent of people want to be helped or kick the addiction. On top of that even the ones who want out have only a certain percent success rate.

      The ugly figure is for alcohol that percentage is around 5%, no matter what they do (AA, no help, or a public health substance abuse program).

      I can't say what the solution should be for the rest but I don't think prison is the answer, unless they have broken some law like stolen something, assaulted someone, DUI, etc real crimes. Simply being intoxicated in and of itself should not be the crime.

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  2. And the chances... by interiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And the chances of these kind of reforms going through are... what? From a national economic standpoint, even the US has an incentive to pump out as many patents as possible, no matter how frivolous, in order to extract money from corporations in other countries, since the US is using the WTO to push its "intellectual property" regime onto as many countries as it can.

    1. Re:And the chances... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From a national economic standpoint, even the US has an incentive to pump out as many patents as possible, no matter how frivolous, in order to extract money from corporations in other countries, since the US is using the WTO to push its "intellectual property" regime onto as many countries as it can

      This only works for a short time, once a country sees it is getting screwed by the process, it just ignores patent law. It's in everybody's interest to have a system that is ligitimate and encourages inovation, and not blocking patents.

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    2. Re:And the chances... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Informative
      There's also an ego thing "We're more inventive than xxxx because we generate more patents".

      One way to fix this is with the "patent pending" status that was (and perhaps still is) used in some countries. A pending patent has this standing for a year and can be challenged relatively easily diring this stage. However, there are so many patents being issued in the states that this process just breaks down.

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    3. Re:And the chances... by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just like my family will ignore them. My daughter has been eating crustless pb&j for years and will continue to do so. Damn the lawyers.

    4. Re:And the chances... by happyemoticon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's more of a problem with the Corporate/NeoCon climate: everything for me, right now, damn the future and damn the consequences. Boot the NeoCons, and hell, you might see environmental reform too. Most Americans, SUVs and Atkins aside, wouldn't wilfully screw other countries, and would like to see our domestic businesses thrive on its own accord so that somebody can eat besides Joe Millionaire. They've just fallen for the NeoCon's trap of hiding behind God.

    5. Re:And the chances... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      What exactly is a NeoCon? Is this some kind of club people join like the stonecutters on the Simpsons? How are they organized? Do they have bylaws and membership dues? Do they have a website? I mean, its pretty clear you don't like them, but if they have that much influence I might like to join.

      Most Americans, SUVs and Atkins aside, wouldn't wilfully screw other countries

      Actually, I'm perfectly content screwing other states, and they're perfectly content screwing us back... why would foreign nations be any different?

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    6. Re:And the chances... by jcomeau_ictx · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In general, "countries" can't ignore patent law. Brazil can, under certain circumstances, and browbeats big corporations into lowering prices, but it uses that power sparingly. There are too many financial interdependencies between these power blocs, and they usually avoid stepping on too many toes at once.

      Individuals, on the other hand, especially those without financial assets, can blithely ignore patents. To me, they don't exist. If I see a good idea, I'll use it. The big guys don't worry about scumbags like me, as long as the majority of Good People do things their way. I'm not about to write books, like Harry Browne did, and get myself targeted.

      Now if I am able to afford paying the patent owner something, and I am aware of the patent, I might pay. Or not. The issue hasn't arisen yet because I prefer to invent my own stuff; if I violate a patent it will probably be inadvertent.

    7. Re:And the chances... by alizard · · Score: 1
      if they have that much influence I might like to join.

      Easily done. Get your net worth to above $10,000,000 and get a lobotomy. At this point, you should be able to go to the PNAC site and find that everything you see there makes perfect sense. At that point, you'll be a true neocon. Go to the Republican National Committee website and donate them most of your money.

      Glad I could help.

    8. Re:And the chances... by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the very broad sense, wouldn't this just be another variant of tort reform? The problems seem similar - abuse of laws and regulations to profit &/or deny. But seeing as we can't even make an inch of headway on regular lawsuits its hard to see patent reform when Megamonolithic Corp and its minions will be battling every inch of the way and with much deeper pockets then the legions of ambulance chasers and class action suiters.

    9. Re:And the chances... by jafac · · Score: 1

      Well, if the Dollar continues it's downward spiral into oblivion, the US will start to lose some of that "pull" with the WTO.

      Honestly, I think that the WTO, and the World Bank, as orginazations, are in decline as well. They won't be nearly as influential 10 years from now. All it will take is a few more Argentinas. . .

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    10. Re:And the chances... by schtum · · Score: 1

      Got Quicktime? You can learn all about the NeoCons here

    11. Re:And the chances... by shepd · · Score: 1

      You seriously haven't a clue what a Neo-Conservative is at all.

      Hint: You described old Conservatism.

      Here's a primer on Neo-Conservatism. I think you'll find it an extremely secular group at its most basic.

      Here's a few quotes that you really should study: ...neoconservatives are characterized by an aggressive stance on foreign policy...

      This political group supported... ...more social welfare spending...

      But domestic policy does not define neoconservatism; it is a movement founded on, and perpetuated by an aggressive approach to foreign policy...

      But hey, if you just want to vent against Bush, that's ok. You're still mistaken if you think Neo-Conservatives are bent on ignorance of other countries activities (as you can see, it's quite the opposite) and definately incorrect to suggest that Neo-Conservatives aren't interested in supporting the little guy.

      That's not to say I support Bush, I definately don't. But you're lumping a group of people together here who don't belong in the same pickle barrel, when the fact is you're at odds with one man's poor interpretation of the ideals of Neo-Conservatism.

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    12. Re:And the chances... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      That's more of a problem with the Corporate/NeoCon climate: everything for me, right now, damn the future and damn the consequences. Boot the NeoCons, and hell, you might see environmental reform too. Most Americans, SUVs and Atkins aside, wouldn't wilfully screw other countries, and would like to see our domestic businesses thrive on its own accord so that somebody can eat besides Joe Millionaire. They've just fallen for the NeoCon's trap of hiding behind God.

      The Corporate/NeoCon climate just got re-elected after spending 4 years (to use your term) "wilfully screwing other countries". So there's a better than even chance when you meet Joe Average American that he or she either:

      a) supports (to use your term again) "wilfully screw other countries, damn the future and damn the consequences"

      or

      b) exists in a climate where information is more readily available than ever before and yet wilfully shoves his or her head in the sand and blindly follows someone who talks about God

      Which leads one to think that "the problem" can't be handily blamed on the "Corporate/NeoCon climate" but rests firmly on the shoulders of the common American.

      This is not intended as an American bash, by the way. I simply wish to point out that in a democratically elected society, particularly one that stands so firmly behind the right of its population to keep weapons on hand in case they need to overthrow the government, what your leaders do on your behalf is your own collective responsibility.

      While they may or may not find America lacking, I doubt many people who live outside America are going to buy this "wasn't our fault" bullshit. I know I sure as hell don't.

      BTW: I know I'm off topic... if the rabid anti-americans get excited and mod this sucker way up, it isn't really necessary for you to mod it back down any lower than 2.

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    13. Re:And the chances... by RedWizzard · · Score: 4, Interesting
      From a national economic standpoint, even the US has an incentive to pump out as many patents as possible, no matter how frivolous, in order to extract money from corporations in other countries, since the US is using the WTO to push its "intellectual property" regime onto as many countries as it can.
      According to TFA, nearly half of all patents awarded in 2003 were awarded to foreign inventors. There will be just as many foreign companies using the system to extract money from US companies as vice versa.
    14. Re:And the chances... by bm17 · · Score: 1

      But were the edges sealed? If not, then there's no problem. Even so, I'd like to encourage you to continue in your lawyer damning.

    15. Re:And the chances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mistaken if you think Neo-Conservatives are bent on ignorance of other countries activities

      Right, like when we ignored Saddam getting rid of his WMD. Or like how after we ripped apart Iraq, Iran suddenly saw the light and cancelled their nuclear weapons program and Bush is in the process of ignoring that too.

      (Or maybe he's not ignoring it and just enjoys steamrolling over helpless countries which he knows has no weapons to fight back with)

    16. Re:And the chances... by flossie · · Score: 1
      Actually, I'm perfectly content screwing other states, and they're perfectly content screwing us back... why would foreign nations be any different?

      Actually, that probably is the biggest difference between the US and the rest of the world. People in Britain really have no desire to do anything to screw other countries (except the French :o) ). For some reason, the US takes a much more insular view than most nations. This probably explains why it is the one major industrialised nation not to sign up to the Kyoto protocol.

    17. Re:And the chances... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Americans love to fuck other countries. It's sport to them.

      It's like that movie said. We are dicks, we fuck the pussies (french, democrats, actors, environmentalists etc) and the assholes (koreans, arabs, and other strangely hued humans). Our only crime is that sometimes we fuck too much.

      Come on now, who doesn't want to be a big old dick and fuck all the pussies and assholes of the world. What could possibly be better then to shove your dick into some asshole or pussy.

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    18. Re:And the chances... by lew3004 · · Score: 1

      What do people have against the crust anyway? It's not like it should be on Fear Factor or anyting. Sheesh. Quit coddling the little bastards.

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    19. Re:And the chances... by lew3004 · · Score: 1

      Actually with all these patents being granted, you're probably violating someone elses idea; granted inadvertently.

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    20. Re:And the chances... by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Our only crime is that sometimes we fuck too much.... What could possibly be better then to shove your dick into some asshole or pussy.


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    21. Re:And the chances... by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Australia.

      1. We will get US style *fuck the world* patent laws
      2. We refuse to sign the Kyoto protocol
      3. We have a little man with too much power in charge
      4. We voted him in

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    22. Re:And the chances... by damiena · · Score: 0

      If you outlaw crustless pb&j, only outlaws will have crustless pb&j!

    23. Re:And the chances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's downward spiral

      "its".

    24. Re:And the chances... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Your daughter is probably OK, provided she doesn't try to profit from her patent infringement by selling those crustless PB&Js to your neighbors kids...

    25. Re:And the chances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until countries like China, India, Brazil, Europe and others are issueing more patents than the US.

      It's an ego thing, the US thinks it can dominate and win this patent game. But as was pointed out in the article, more than half of the patents issued are already foreign patents. When more people in other countries are going to learn to play this game, the percentage of foreign patents will only grow.

    26. Re:And the chances... by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      From a national economic standpoint, even the US has an incentive to pump out as many patents as possible, no matter how frivolous, in order to extract money from corporations in other countries
      And that's starting to backfire with a vengeance.
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    27. Re:And the chances... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Hence patents give you a tragedy of the commons. Every actor rightly sees an advantage in patenting everything they can lay their hands on, even though this activity hurts everyone when everyone does it.

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    28. Re:And the chances... by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      All it will take is a few more Argentinas. . .
      Italy next in line...

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    29. Re:And the chances... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1
      This is not intended as an American bash, by the way. I simply wish to point out that in a democratically elected society, particularly one that stands so firmly behind the right of its population to keep weapons on hand in case they need to overthrow the government, what your leaders do on your behalf is your own collective responsibility.

      I just want to point out that this is a republic, we do not have a democratically elected president. Contrary to popular belief, the "popular vote" doesn't actually count at all, the electoral votes are not nationally legislated to have to follow it. Sone states do, but it has happened in the past where the electoral votes were cast in stark opposition to the popular vote, even on a state level.

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    30. Re:And the chances... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      It's in everybody's interest to have a system that is ligitimate and encourages inovation, and not blocking patents

      Since when?

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  3. Europe has the same problem by kryogen1x · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Europe has a patent problem too, don't just pick on the US!

    1. Re:Europe has the same problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Make a wild guess at which company is pressuring EU to accept software patents.

      It starts with M.

    2. Re:Europe has the same problem by andyh1978 · · Score: 1
      Make a wild guess at which company is pressuring EU to accept software patents. It starts with M.
      Oh no, not Macromedia, they'll have to sue Adobe all over again.
    3. Re:Europe has the same problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And ends with "icrosoft".

    4. Re:Europe has the same problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it also starts with an "I". That's right, "linux friendly" IBM is leaning heavily on the EU to pass software patents.

      IBM is NOT linux's friend. I wish more people would get that through their thick skulls.

      IBM is part of a "prison shuffle" move to bring linux under corporate control.

      WTF is a prison shuffle?, ask the more innocent amongst /.ers.

      Well, basically, fresh young meat with a nice tight little ass ends up in prison. Said meat is threatened by prison gay heavies. Burly but friendly prison inmate starts defending meat. But slowly, gruff but friendly old prison inmate starts looking for returns, and pretty soon meat is sucking off old prison inmate. Heavies back off, job done. Next time there's a new arrival, it's the next heavy's turn to be the friendly old prison inmate.

      Linux is the meat. IBM is the old prison inmate. Microsoft, SCO etc. are the other heavies.

  4. US Patent for USB OS -(Portable operating system) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    not cool for DSL, feather linux, puppy and others USB GNU/Linux distros : link to Patent on "Portable operating system and method to load the same ".

  5. This just in... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    > IEEE Spectrum has an interesting article on how to fix the U.S. patent system. [ ... ] and suggests 3 specific fixes: 'create incentives and opportunities for parties to challenge the novelty and nonobviousness of an invention before the PTO grants a patent,' examine the important patents meticulously; don't waste effort on the unimportant ones that can be ousted early, and for examining prior art, use judges and special masters rather than uninformed juries."

    In other news, David Boies, acting on behalf of Darl McBride, has filed three suits against IEEE for infringement of patents #13,371,337 #3,133,731,337, and #8,013,580,135, "Method for fixing the US Patent System", "Method for Borking a Patent System", and "Method for Subtly Implying That Every Idea In The World Is Mine, All Mine", respectively.

    1. Re:This just in... by mzwaterski · · Score: 0
      infringement of patents #13,371,337 #3,133,731,337, and #8,013,580,135

      Whoa, I wasn't in to work yesterday, so maybe I'm out of the loop...were approximately 7.5 billion patents issued yesterday?

      Last I checked we were only around Serial # 6,800,000 ...

    2. Re:This just in... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Didn't you notice the 1337 sequences? They're 'leet patent numbers, apparently. Dunno what the significance of the last one is, though. And it's a weak joke.

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    3. Re:This just in... by honkycat · · Score: 1
      patents #13,371,337 #3,133,731,337, and #8,013,580,135

      80135 is BOIES in leet-speak.

  6. How to fix patents? by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 0, Funny

    Use the CowboyNeal option.

  7. Heh - Mumford from Sesame Street... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Smuckers suing a small company for crustless PB&J.

    Ala peanut butter sandwiches....

  8. I already thought of these! by 10000000000000000000 · · Score: 0

    I'm suing!

  9. Another idea by koreaman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    do away with patents.
    Seriously, they are anticompetitive and aid MONOPOLY. If we want monopolies, do it the right way and institute Communism already. Governement-endorsed monopolies in a free-market system are bad. That's why Linux beats 'doze.

    1. Re:Another idea by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Originally patents were invented to aid competition by allowing a small business with an orignal idea to avaoid being sunk by a flood of copy-cat products from an established business. The obvious problems however quickly emerged: large businesses can get patents despite the fact that they don't need them, and the ability to patent an idea instead of an actual product. These two problems have completely overshadowed any benefits of the patent system.

    2. Re:Another idea by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Exactly.
      Good in theory, bad in practice.

    3. Re:Another idea by back_pages · · Score: 1, Insightful
      do away with patents.
      Seriously, they are anticompetitive and aid MONOPOLY. If we want monopolies, do it the right way and institute Communism already.
      Governement-endorsed monopolies in a free-market system are bad. That's why Linux beats 'doze.

      How insightful.

      Twice as insightful would be the realization that "doing away with patents" is equivalent to embarking on the road to corporate fascism, where the individual is powerless and the capitalist pigs own your life. Gone are the days when a person can start a small company and bring something new to the marketplace. Gone are the days when a company can lower its prices by developing a more efficient process and retain that advantage. Gone are the days when innovation is rewarded.

      Take, for example, your typical Soviet boot factory. You get 100,000 monies to produce 10,000 boots per month. Your dumb ass innovates a new process which produces 10,000 boots for 80,000 moneys - you just proved you have been wasting 20,000 monies every month since you were given your job, you inefficient exploitative bastard. Now your process will be snatched up by all your competitors because you can't legally protect and you end up with no economic advantage - but you DO have tighter profit margins. Congratulations, you clever communist, you have been penalized by your own innovation.

      So if you really ENJOY being a powerless cog in a fascist machine who is rewarded for keeping his head down and penalized for independent thought, by all means move your dumb ass to NW China and don't fuck it up for me

    4. Re:Another idea by darkmeridian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Such patent monopolies are important for society, though not in the realm of computers. Pretend company C finds that drug D cures cancer in mice. It then performs many human trials to make sure it is safe and effective in humans as well, all at great expense. It then brings the drug to market.

      Without patents, company C will never disclose what is in drug D, hence stopping future research down related veins. (And thus preventing improvements down that avenue.) Furthermore, other companies will find out what drug D is made out of and then sell it generically. Company C is screwed because it had spent all the money doing the research; it can't compete on marketing, etc., against the companies that are free-loading. Future drug companies will do no research.

      People say that we should make all research government-funded. Right. Government-regulation has been such a boon, right?

      Not all monopolies are bad.

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    5. Re:Another idea by Planesdragon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Governement-endorsed monopolies in a free-market system are bad.

      Yeah. What we need are competing power wire systems! I want a forest of wire strung about my city, darnit!

    6. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well chosen sig, then.

    7. Re:Another idea by martinX · · Score: 1

      move your dumb ass to NW China and don't fuck it up for me

      What's so special about north west china?

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    8. Re:Another idea by ScoLgo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Twice as insightful would be the realization that 'doing away with patents' is equivalent to embarking on the road to corporate fascism, where the individual is powerless and the capitalist pigs own your life."

      So how is that different from what's already happening in the US?

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    9. Re:Another idea by back_pages · · Score: 1
      What's so special about north west china?

      Something like 2/3 of the world's DVD players are manufactured there in rip-off factories that violate mountains of international intellectual property laws, then they dump these players on the international market that doesn't care where they came from.

      Don't quote me on the numbers, but the situation there is that they live in an IP-law wild west and profit from the non-US, non-Europe, non-Japan markets.

    10. Re:Another idea by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

      Yes, so a good system might be: only allow a company to own patents if it doesn't earn more than X. Once the company cross the treshold, all its patents become public domain...
      Yeah, i'm a communistico-idealistico fool

    11. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Korea only old people have sigs.

    12. Re:Another idea by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Now your process will be snatched up by all your competitors because you can't legally protect and you end up with no economic advantage - but you DO have tighter profit margins. Congratulations, you clever communist

      Your logic here is uterly incomprehensible. A Soviet boot factory has no competitors. So which is it? fascist cog or a clever communist?

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    13. Re:Another idea by nattt · · Score: 1

      And when you look at it from the other way, that if you as a small inventor do invent something, and can afford the patent process, what do you do when you find some big company has violated it?? Do you sue them? What happens then? They find 15 patents that they own that you are in violation of and it's you that ends up bankrupt not them. Now tell me how that's different from your comunist nightmare??

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    14. Re:Another idea by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Originally patents were invented to aid competition by allowing a small business with an orignal idea to avaoid being sunk by a flood of copy-cat products from an established business
      Sorry, but this is plain wrong.
      At the time where patents where invented there where no "small business".
      There was only big private founded business or no business.
      The fear was that private money suppliers would fund a business which is copy-cated just after it had sme results.
      So they wanted to protect the investment.
      The second thing, and from that comes the idea of "foster competition and invention" is twofold again:
      a) go and invent and sell the invention (via the patent office as license)
      b) go and take a license instead of investing far to much money in reinventing the wheel. So with a license you can put your own money for research to a different topic -> foster research and inovation.

      In relation to our times, investments probably where not that high, OTOH, money was much more scarse than today.

      Today you only need to look at amazone. How big was the investment done my investment companies? A billion dollars? I don't know, just an estimate. Amazone not even "produces" anything or "invented" anything.

      Around 1800, no institution, private person, company or government had nearly a fraction of the money some rich individuals have today.

      Patents in the old time helped to guide money to worthwhile research, and helped to buy in knowhow as it was impossible for a company to get a market penetration that high that competiton would be a problem. It was far more important to have competition on the market to get even an awareness than being the only one in business.

      Today its opposite. Today you want to sell 1 million or more units in the first month of the livecycle of a product.

      You don't want any competition at all.

      angel'o'sphere

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    15. Re:Another idea by back_pages · · Score: 1
      And when you look at it from the other way, that if you as a small inventor do invent something, and can afford the patent process, what do you do when you find some big company has violated it?? Do you sue them? What happens then? They find 15 patents that they own that you are in violation of and it's you that ends up bankrupt not them. Now tell me how that's different from your comunist nightmare??

      It took me five attempts to respond to this without being insulting.

      In our system, you have a legal claim to monetary damages, known as a patent. If you cannot collect on that legal claim, there is a problem but it does not lie at the USPTO. That much is entirely, completely, and painfully obvious to someone who understands the interactions between patents and the court system.

      In a "communist nightmare", you would have no legal claim regardless of whether you were rich or penniless. That's pretty much my point. When people suggest we should "do away with patents", an equivalent statement is, "Gee, living in a communist society would be great."

    16. Re:Another idea by koreaman · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with my sig?

    17. Re:Another idea by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Then you would see fragmented corporations.
      Example: Coca-cola can't hold patents with all the money they make. So they split it into Coke, inc., Sprite, inc., Mr. Pibb, inc., etc, all owned by the same people. I thought of your idea too, but then I realized that it is really easy to get around the law in that matter.

    18. Re:Another idea by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Your logic here is uterly incomprehensible. A Soviet boot factory has no competitors. So which is it? fascist cog or a clever communist?

      True, but (the rhetorical) you, as a manager of the boot factory, might have personal ambitions of improving your station in life. Maybe you want to prove yourself as a great leader (of the boot factory) and move up to run a missle factory or work elsewhere in the government. Maybe you just want an increase in your food rations. Either way, you want to do better. Whatever form that takes, innovating at your factory will ultimately make your life harder, not better.

      Expand that notion to an entire society and you have (drumroll please) the Soviet Empire, which had the best technology it could steal from the West (with a few notable exceptions). Some of the world's most brilliant scientists were Soviets yet the country crumbled after losing a technological war with the West. Why? Because it was a political and economic system that punished free-thinking innovators. Here I point back to the boot factory example. To advance yourself under such a system, you warm up to your bureaucratic superiors - do NOT demonstrate your innovative capabilities, you'll definitely make your future more difficult, or worse, embarrass your superiors.

    19. Re:Another idea by koreaman · · Score: 1

      "an equivalent statement is, 'Gee, living in a communist society would be great.'"
      It would be great, if it was done right.
      (SU, Cuba, China, No. Korea, were all done wrong.)

      By the way there can be competition in a Communist society. If you can't figure out why, reply.

    20. Re:Another idea by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Right, those same people who'd pay $50 US for a DVD player or even $15 for a DVD? Mmm... read the concern in my eyes...

    21. Re:Another idea by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I can take any patent, make an improvement in it, and repatent it. Nothing about the patent system prevents me from doing exactly what you said above. The only problem is that my patent must be an improvement on yours, which is almost never hard.

      Patents are a waste of time and money.

      For example: my dad has a patent. Plastic regrind for aquarium gravel. For a short while his product was pretty hot shit. A knock off popped up a few years later that was very obviously plastic regrind, but didn't have several traits that my pops' product did (excellent gem-like luster, small relatively uniform shape, generally good to look at).

      Someone took a patent, made some changes, patented it, and created a knock-off. The knock-off failed in the marketplace, my dad's now selling shit to Walmart.

    22. Re:Another idea by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      How about patent quotas on a submission schedule?

      Let's say anyone can submit up to 100 patents. These patents would only be allowed for submission during a one month period (December). So a company can do all the innovation they want over the year, filling out the appropriate forms, and then submitting in December.

      The patents are all researched for the following year. Then, that December the worthy patents are awarded. If any conflicts are found, they let the appropriate entities know and they can duke it out.

      ~X~

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    23. Re:Another idea by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Future drug companies will do no research.

      Yeah? So what. Do you actually think that life saving drugs won't be made at all? Screw the drug companies. Somebody will make the drugs. It just won't be in some ridiculously featherbedded lab run by the owner's son in law, receiving bloated gov't grants. We might actually get safe drugs that don't need more drugs to counter the effect of the first drug. We might get actual cures instead of mere (more profitable)treatments. People are dying now as a direct result of patents.

      Without patents, company C will never disclose what is in drug D, hence stopping future research down related veins.

      Absolutely, positively FALSE! All innovation is brought to a screeching halt for the duration of the patent. See the history of the diesel engine as just one example. The development of the airplane and steam engine also suffered while they were under their respective patents.

      Not all monopolies are bad.

      This one, along with all the other IP subsidized monopolies, most definitely is bad.

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    24. Re:Another idea by asland · · Score: 1

      > Without patents, company C will never disclose what is in drug D,...
      > Furthermore, other companies will find out what drug D is made out of...

      Ohhh.. I get it now...

    25. Re:Another idea by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      I've been looking for someone who feels that way to discuss this with since my own opinion keeps changing. Would you humor me here?

      Suppose I create a new piece of software that can compress significantly better than MPEG-4, in less CPU time. I call it Moby-4. So I decide to start a company and create Moby-4 players, Moby-4 encoders, convince studios to release Moby-4 formatted movies, etc.

      Another company, Zonee, reverse-engineers my algorithm from the code on the BIOS chip. Zonee has bigger manufacturing capabilities than I do, so they start creating Moby-4 products and run me out of business.

      #1: Should I be able to legally force Zonee to pay me royalties on all their devices that incorporate Moby-4? If so, why? If not, why?

      #2: An individual named Jackie reverse engineers my algorithm and creates a Linux-based player and gives it away for free. Should I be able to sue her for royalties or damages? If so, why? If not, why?

      Thanks.

    26. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      don't fuck it up for me

      Given your posting history it's clear that you work in the patent industry, and obviously any changes in the current patent system "would fuck it up for you". You have a vested interest in the status quo. Like a parasite, you directly profit off of the economic damage caused by the deep flaws in the current system. Why should anybody listen to you?

    27. Re:Another idea by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Why should anybody listen to you?

      Said the anonymous coward.

      After reading my post.

      And was motivated enough to look at my posting history.

      And then took the time to reply.

      It sounds like you have the answer and I should be asking the question.

      Like a parasite, you directly profit off of the economic damage caused by the deep flaws in the current system.

      Aw, is that what you think? That's just adorable. You have the cutest little opinion that someone else could have given you!

    28. Re:Another idea by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 1

      Patents have legitimate uses, but there's only one real way to fix the US patent system.
      Severe penalties for overturned patents. Like public beatings, plus fines until bankruptcy for anybody whose patent is overturned in subsequent rulings.
      Just imagine how fast the patent system would grind to a halt if every poorly researched, obvious, or otherwise frivolous patent were subject to this type of retribution.
      Particularly, imagine the beatings Jeff Bezos alone would receive.

    29. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And was motivated enough to look at my posting history.

      No checking was necessary. Every time there's a patent-related thread, you predictably write a slew of pro-patent-industry shill posts.

      You have the cutest little opinion that someone else could have given you!

      I notice that you don't deny the truth underlying my opinion.

    30. Re:Another idea by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I disagree vehemently with this premise.

      Cocal Cola, for years, has made a big deal about it's recipe being a secret. Year there are enough companies out there who spent the money to reverse engineer it by either chemical analysis or simply mixing the ingredients to create knock offs. A trade secret, in many respects is better than a patent, because at least you have some idea that a competitor B has spent just as much money as you have to produce a competing product, versus one who has just taken your patent, made token improvements, and gotten his own patent thus making your lawsuit ineffectual.

      It worked for the first 5000 years of human civilization, it'd work for the remainder. History will look back on us and call this the Age of Superconglomerates. They will pity us.

    31. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You show your ignorance. Most drug research already IS government funded. But hey what do I expect from fringe faux-libertarians?

    32. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with patents, drug companies can charge exhorbant fees in US dollars (Or the euro, when the former tanks) and all the countries who actually *need* the drug won't be able to afford it in the amounts they require.

      If it's too expensive to develop and test drugs, then the model for drug research needs to change. Let third world countries test the medicine. They have many more victims of disease, and probably have no moral or ethical qualms with allowing sick people to try cures. Why bother trying to push a drug through the FDA when it can be proven in Africa or China? In terms of research and development cost, how much is purely drug company research, and how much is common scientific knowledge pushed forward by academic research?

    33. Re:Another idea by damium · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that most corperations earn next to nothing. They pay no taxes because they have ~$0 net income. The money goes back to investors, pays employees, funds research, etc.

      The main problem is defining what is earnings. If you say grose income is earnings then those in low-margin/high-volume markets can earn money and go out of business at the same time.
      If you say net income is earnings then most corperations make nothing.

    34. Re:Another idea by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      To support your argument:

      I heard this rant a few months back: the patent on Claritin recently expired. A number of generic drug manufacturers began tooling up to produce generic Claritin under their own name. In the meantime, the Claritin patent holder had been doing some research and worked out some improvements but didn't file for a new patent until the old one was close to expiry. Once it was filed, they started to manufacture Clarinex, and pushed it out to doctors as free samples, in order to get patients to switch over regardless of whether the switch was really necessary.

      Undoubtedly, enough patients would stick with the original Claritin, and then go with the generics, to make manufacture of the generics a profitable business. The original patent holder, on the other hand, has just secured a rather nice income stream for the next 17 years, during which enough "improvements" will be made to Clarinex that it will qualify for a new patent, and the cycle continues.

    35. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Company C is screwed because it had spent all the money doing the research; it can't compete on marketing, etc., against the companies that are free-loading. Future drug companies will do no research.

      I've heard drug companies whine this, but I don't believe it. Research will always take place; it will just work a little differently.

      The reason drug production is so expensive is because of 1) massive government regulation, and 2) marketing. Most drug companies spend far more on marketing than they did on research in the first place, and that includes TV commercials *after* special "educational" seminars for doctors with free schwag like t-shirts and pens.

      Government regulation, as implemented, is seriously flawed and counterproductive. It's such a morass of red tape that all sorts of exceptions and negotiations (bribes?) take place that circumvent safeguards that were the rationale for the regulations in the first place.

      See Vioxx or Fen-Phen for examples of, "woops, we didn't test this enough in humans, but it's 85% guaranteed not to kill dogs within 3 years".

      Requiring 5 years of mouse, rat, cat, dog, and monkey trials is a needless barrier -- humans don't react the same, and within humans, there is substantial individual variation.

      So what happens when your product kills dogs but works in a petri dish? You get special permission to proceed to human trials anyway. Data on other animals is useless, so humans end up as guinea pigs anyway. Penicillin is toxic to rats.

      Not to mention, your product doesn't have to be any better than existing drugs, just *better than a placebo*. As a result we have like 100 different boner drugs and 300 different depression drugs which mostly work the same or hardly work.

      Tons of research gets done in software by individuals because the barrier to entry is lower. If you want better drug research, Universities will be happy to do it because "Curing Cancer" is great prestige for an individual but minimally profitable for a drug company.

      How many companies do you think might have come up with an AIDS vaccine (see recent news -- it's not too complicated) but are holding off on releasing it because it will totally kill the market for AIDS "treatments"? Selling a shot for diptheria is so lucrative, only one company does it and has to practically have its arm twisted... Let's not be to quick to cure anything else before we really think about the financial impact!

      As it is, drug companies have pretty much locked out anyone without lots of money and insider government connections.

      Imagine the state the computer industry would be in if Compaq had been able to prevent all clones. With the right patents back then, we'd be paying $10,000 apiece for 286s and liking it, by golly. Even Bill Gates said the current IP climate would've killed the industry if it had been in place back then.

    36. Re:Another idea by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      A Patent is a restriction of competition per definition. The idea is to slow down diffusion to create an incentive.

      The patent system is an incentive system, but: only apply the system where it works.

    37. Re:Another idea by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I disagree, the system does not actually function the way you describe.

      Currently the systems is something like this, The U.S. government taxes all of us, then gives money to universities and research centers. Universities and research centers perform studies to try and help people, or just learn things. Private companies give money to the universities, then take the work already done (funded by us), and try to come up with something that will make money. They try to make the pill or substance that will make them the most money, with no responsibility to help humanity. Then they patent it and everything they can think of like it. Further, if they come up with an improvement to one of these patented substances, they don't sell that to us. They wait until the patent on what they are selling expires, then patent the new substance and start selling it. This slows down the progress of science by 7 years every time it happens. Since these drug companies are now rolling in cash, they spend it the American way. They buy laws that will protect their money making scheme, divert more government spending to help them, and allow them to basically lie about what their drugs do, remove responsibility for drugs that cause medical problems, bribe doctors to prescribe their drugs, and fix prices on drugs whose patents have already expired.

      Pharmacutical companies are responsible for stifling several promising lines of research already, because they may result in cures for diseases. Curing a disease is not as profitable as treating it.

      Arguing that patents are helping in this situation demonstrates your complete ignorance about the state of pharmaceutical research in the U.S. The research will be funded by either tax dollars, private funds (a lot is donated by people who have lost a loved on to some ailment), or from drug companies who are willing to take a risk to get their drug to market.

      Now I'm not saying that all patents are bad, but patents on drugs are not working right now. The system is badly broken. Right now drug companies pay only a fraction of the cost of producing a drug and get all of the profit. This is not fair for patients, or for tax payers. If the U.S. government paid just 10% more all drugs could be sold for less than half their current cost, with a huge net benefit to the population. I don't trust the government, nor do I think it will always act in our best interests, but we know what the pharmaceutical companies want. They want money. And the government at least has to act like it has our health as its primary concern or we vote them out (sometimes).

    38. Re:Another idea by wickning1 · · Score: 1

      With patents, company C will withhold drug D from millions of poor cancer patients, even though it costs very little to run more pills for them. Just something to consider. P.S. Government-funded research is pretty wide-spread, efficient, and most importantly, results enter the public domain. Drug companies are best at developing "consumer" drugs like Viagra for sex drive, Prozac for mood swings, Vicoden (sp?) for strong pain relief, etc.

    39. Re:Another idea by maximilln · · Score: 1

      You might convince the majority of /. readers, but you'll never convince anyone who actually works in the pharmaceutical industry.

      Without patents, company C will never disclose what is in drug D, hence stopping future research down related veins

      Nobody cares what's in drug D. It's well documented in the open literature which chemical structures perform well against which diseases. Drugs also have a finite size due to physical limitations (eg. solubility and toxicity)--typically molecular weight less than 1000. Company C isn't going to put a stop in anything by simply keeping its mouth shut.

      A very cohesive argument can be made that no single molecular structure by itself treats any particular disease but rather a disease treatment relies on the interaction of many many many different molecules in many different pathways. The FDA doesn't care, though. As long as the FDA continues to run the show the way they are you can really stop wishing for any real medical treatments from the pharmaceutical industry.

      Furthermore, other companies will find out what drug D is made out of and then sell it generically. Company C is screwed because it had spent all the money doing the research; it can't compete on marketing, etc., against the companies that are free-loading. Future drug companies will do no research

      Complete and utter boilerplate FUD. Pharmaceutical companies gain nothing by undercutting each other. Sure, they make it look like competition to the public, but, just like automobiles or anything else, the same major players own controlling shares of all the big companies. It's called a diversified stock portfolio.

      Not all monopolies are bad.

      Only the ones that exist on my taxpayer dollar without explicitly asking for my support.

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    40. Re:Another idea by back_pages · · Score: 1
      I notice that you don't deny the truth underlying my opinion.

      That I work in the patent industry? Wow, you're so clever, you have comprehended statements that I have made that specifically stated that I work in IP law. I'm sure your mother thinks you're very, very, special.

      What I considered clearly obvious, however you apparently consider the content of the talented & gifted class, is that my status as a person who works in IP law grants me a universe of qualifications to opine about the patent system that the average Slashdotter cannot dream of approaching. You'll notice that when there's a story about SQL I don't write "a slew of pro-MySQL shill posts". That's the result of "self respect", which dictates that I open my mouth when I know what I'm talking about.

      Call it shill, the fact is that a software expert knows less than nothing about how the patent system works, and when confronted with that fact, they act like Star Trek nerds confronted with the idea that Star Trek sucks.

    41. Re:Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And you know less than nothing about actually creating anything of your own. You're just a bean counter shuffling ever-expanding restrictions on other peoples' ability to work, dazzled by the glorious minutia of it all.

      So why don't you use some of your self respect and stop pontificating to the people who actually have to develop things about what's good for them and what isn't. They're the ones in the position to know when their work is being adversely impacted by a system out of control. You're not.

    42. Re:Another idea by back_pages · · Score: 1
      And you know less than nothing about actually creating anything of your own. You're just a bean counter shuffling ever-expanding restrictions on other peoples' ability to work, dazzled by the glorious minutia of it all.

      And as you can see, you don't really know much about the patent system, and you don't know the first thing about me.

      BSCS and BS Mathematics, thanks. Worked in software development, thanks. Left graduate school (in CS, computability and algorithm analysis) for a great career, thanks. I refused to study for the GRE and scored 2210. I know you think that you're the smart one here, (and maybe you are - I wouldn't make an ass of myself and presume to know anything about you (see above)) but the odds are decidedly in my favor on that bet.

      The problems you have with me and what I do is the direct result of the misinformation preached to you on Slashdot and from other equally qualified sources about the patent system. If you're interested in some information, rather than trying to provoke a juvenile response, let me know. Oh, and have the decency to post with an account name.

      Hope that helps.

    43. Re:Another idea by tricorn · · Score: 1

      An "improvement" would be something that used EVERYTHING in one or more of the claims of the patent, and added something new. To use such an improvement you would still need to license the original (improved-upon) patent. In the example you gave, it sounds like someone didn't use (all of) your dad's process, and consequently it wasn't as good. So, if your dad's product was so much better, why wasn't he able to sell it? Maybe his process was too expensive to be competitive?

      When the other product failed, why didn't your dad's process start being used again? Perhaps his patent and the "knock-off" patent could be used together, to form a product superior to both. Perhaps someone who manufactures aquarium gravel would be interested in licensing both.

      The other person didn't even need to patent his improvement; the fact that he wasn't actually using your dad's patent is enough to avoid infringing, even if what he was doing was similar. If the other person didn't patent it, then your dad was free to use the innovation along with his own process. If the other person did patent it, your dad was free to continue using his own process unhindered, or he could have attempted to license the other patent.

      Do you have the two patent numbers so that people can see what you're talking about?

      I only see one real hit on "plastic regrind" and aquarium gravel in Google, doesn't seem like it is a really hot topic. A product (including a patent) is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it.

    44. Re:Another idea by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has a patent in a country that is importing infringing items can pretty easily have those items confiscated and banned. If they don't have a patent that is enforceable in that country, then there's no violation going on, so what's the problem?

    45. Re:Another idea by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Of course, they risk someone else either patenting or disclosing their improvements, and losing out entirely.

      The drug issue should be dealt with not by patents but by the FDA giving monopoly licensing on drugs - anyone can use them in research, but selling them is controlled (as it already is). Allow other companies to be licensed, but only after they've done significant additional clinical trials. This gets additional testing done on the safety and efficacy of the drug, and still protects the original company for quite some time.

      Besides, the stats I've heard indicate that pharmaceutical companies spend at least twice as much on marketing as on R&D (discovering new drugs, clinical trials). They're also some of the most profitable companies.

  10. Fixing it... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    bit late to "fix it". The damage has already been done, they need a system where you can go "Hey they didn't invent that!", where they will require you to give information proving the patent is totally wrong.

    Wouldn't you just love to see a Slashdot article saying "Microsoft lose 50,000 patents due to false claims"?

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    1. Re:Fixing it... by back_pages · · Score: 2, Insightful
      bit late to "fix it". The damage has already been done, they need a system where you can go "Hey they didn't invent that!", where they will require you to give information proving the patent is totally wrong.

      That is called "invalidating a patent" and it is the first thing your lawyers do when you are sued for infringement.

      Guess what a patent is worth outside of a courtroom? $0. Guess what a flimsy patent is worth inside a courtroom? $0. The only patent that's worth anything is that which can withstand a validity attack. It's offensive how poorly this idea is understood in the media and the public at large.

    2. Re:Fixing it... by mzwaterski · · Score: 1, Insightful
      they need a system where you can go "Hey they didn't invent that!

      Welcome to the current system ... find a patent that someone didn't invent, gather proof, and have the patent invalidated.

    3. Re:Fixing it... by pthisis · · Score: 4, Informative

      Guess what a patent is worth outside of a courtroom? $0. Guess what a flimsy patent is worth inside a courtroom? $0.

      That's BS. A lot of small companies will settle a patent dispute even when the patent they have allegedly infringed is a flimsy one, especially if the requested licensing fees are substantially lower than the cost of going to court and getting the patent invalidated. Result: $$$ for the patent holder of a flimsy patent, without setting foot in the courtroom.

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    4. Re:Fixing it... by back_pages · · Score: 1
      That's BS. A lot of small companies will settle a patent dispute even when the patent they have allegedly infringed is a flimsy one, especially if the requested licensing fees are substantially lower than the cost of going to court and getting the patent invalidated. Result: $$$ for the patent holder of a flimsy patent, without setting foot in the courtroom.

      If I send you a BS bill for $50 and you pay it, it's your fault, not mine. Now, if you've got a suggestion to protect small players from frivilous litigation, I'd love to hear it. I'm not an expert on that area, but I understand that it's pretty standard practice to have the litigant pay the defense fees if the case is thrown out of court. I've also heard there's a lot of attention being paid to the topic of frivilous litigation.

      Either way, that's how the system works. I'm not saying that you must like this aspect of it, but at least have the wits to recognize that the system is this way because it was constructed this way and it has nothing to do with the people working at the USPTO.

    5. Re:Fixing it... by schtum · · Score: 1

      I've also heard there's a lot of attention being paid to the topic of frivilous litigation.

      What you probably heard was that John Edwards (the vice-presidential candidate, not the TV psychic) was a trial lawyer, and therefore evil incarnate. What you probably didn't hear were the details of any of his cases, because there was nothing to hate in any of them.

      You may have also heard that Bush wants to put a cap on awards for victims of medical malpractice. Whether or not you think that's a good idea, it has nothing to do with patent law has no place in this conversation.

    6. Re:Fixing it... by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

      That is complete and utter nonsense.

      When you receive your first letter in the mail claiming that you are infringing on some large companies "method for wiping one's ass" patent you will understand. I've been there and it's not fun. The system sucks.

    7. Re:Fixing it... by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1
      If I send you a BS bill for $50 and you pay it, it's your fault, not mine.
      If you send me that bill with a note threatening to sue me for 100 times that amount if I don't pay, IANAL, but that sounds like extortion to me.

      So, if I patent something stupid (a method for preparing sandwhiches without crust), then offer you a choice between a $100,000 fine and a $100 "license" that just seems like a loopful for legal extortion.
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    8. Re:Fixing it... by back_pages · · Score: 1
      So, if I patent something stupid (a method for preparing sandwhiches without crust), then offer you a choice between a $100,000 fine and a $100 "license" that just seems like a loopful for legal extortion.

      And that opinion is a clear indication of your qualifications to give legal advice regarding patent litigation.

    9. Re:Fixing it... by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      If I send you a BS bill for $50 and you pay it, it's your fault, not mine.
      No, it's how the patent system works in practice, because a small company can chose to go out of business, or to pay the bill. Even if you are in your right and the patent gets invalidated, the costs of a patent lawsuit range from $US 1 to 4 million dollars per side (slide 9).
      Now, if you've got a suggestion to protect small players from frivilous litigation, I'd love to hear it.
      The problem is that these lawsuits are generally not frivolous according to the inherently low standards of the patent system. There is no magic bullet to solve either that problem or the problem of small companies being disadvantaged in court cases, which is exactly why the general effects of patents in a particular field have to very beneficial in order to have a rationale to introduce/keep them there.
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    10. Re:Fixing it... by pthisis · · Score: 1
      If I send you a BS bill for $50 and you pay it, it's your fault, not mine

      That's a seperate issue. The assertion was that an invalid patent has zero value, and that's demonstrably untrue. Who's fault that is is up for debate. Though...

      I understand that it's pretty standard practice to have the litigant pay the defense fees if the case is thrown out of court
      ...that is absolutely untrue. It's almost unheard of unless the defense can demonstrate that the litigant knew the patent was invalid, which is pretty difficult to prove even when it's "obviously true".
      --
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  11. The gerbil shirt by darnok · · Score: 1

    See that's the type of invention that should be patentable: it's unique, a significant advance(???) over existing products, and totally insane.

    I want one, and I'd be prepared to pay a premium to the legal monopoly/patent holder to get one.

    1. Re:The gerbil shirt by An+Ominous+Cow+Erred · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I looked up that patent number from that gerbil shirt add and it was something else entirely. =(

      It would certainly be a useful accessory for people with certain "kinks". They'd have a supply of rodentia always at the ready!

  12. Interesting ideas by phillymjs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:
    First, create incentives and opportunities for parties to challenge the novelty and nonobviousness of an invention before the PTO grants a patent.

    Prior art 'bounty hunters' and adding some common sense to the patent process sound like great ideas. Too bad they'll never be implemented, due to expensive lobbying efforts by those who stand to lose the most (i.e. the megacorps).

    ~Philly

    1. Re:Interesting ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if megacorps are all against this, why is sun putting 'patent peace' in their license agreement?

    2. Re:Interesting ideas by back_pages · · Score: 1
      First, create incentives and opportunities for parties to challenge the novelty and nonobviousness of an invention before the PTO grants a patent.

      Prior art 'bounty hunters' and adding some common sense to the patent process sound like great ideas. Too bad they'll never be implemented, due to expensive lobbying efforts by those who stand to lose the most (i.e. the megacorps). ~Philly

      The problem with this would be the purported "independence" of the bounty hunters. The last thing you want in a system like this is for IBM to swamp the USPTO with "prior art (nyuk nyuk)" against Microsoft's cases and vice versa. Both companies file thousands of applications per year and burdening the USPTO with an endless barrage of what an economic adversary considers "prior art" would only exacerbate the existing problems.

      Of course, the law has allowed 3rd parties to submit prior art for a number of years now, but oddly enough, that law is rarely exercised. For all that people talk about 3rd parties submitting prior art, the fact remains that you can submit prior art as a 3rd party and almost nobody does.

      The second tier to this (and all other complaints) is that the public generally misunderstands that there are two parts to a patent infringement lawsuit: 1) invalid the patent, and 2) fight the infringement allegation. Examiners are given 20-40 hours per application for the average electronics invention, and of that only 12-30 hours can reasonably be spent searching for prior art. That's what the application fee buys; nobody (except the media or Slashdotters with rabies) pretends this is a "perfect" search for prior art. Now, when you're sued for infringement, you can expect to pay thousands upon thousands of dollars for a team of lawyers and professional searchers (outside the USPTO) to do an exhaustive search involving hundreds of man hours. If that patent is invalid, you'll find it and prove it. The prior art search performed by the USPTO for roughly $1000 that typically takes at most 20 man hours isn't as comprehensive as the $10,000 search that took 500 man hours. OMG WHO KNEW?!?!

      By the way, if you want a rock solid patent, you can pay for the search while the patent is pending. Feel free. Expecting to get $100,000 of search for $1000 is insanity on the applicant's part, not incompetence on the USPTO's part.

      (And bear in mind that I'm not addressing situations where oversights were clearly made by an examiner.)

    3. Re:Interesting ideas by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Oops - just wanted to add that I wasn't talking about the original post when I said "Slashdotters with rabies".

      Also, the recently signed omnibus spending bill has changed the fee schedule for the USPTO so that you now have to pay separate fees for searching. Don't quote me on this, but I believe this is in preparation for the USPTO to split the task of searching away from examining, so that professional searchers to the search and examiners do the analysis and apply the legal issues to the case. Much better, in my opinion, than any of the solutions I've heard around Slashdot.

    4. Re:Interesting ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sun's a big hippie of a corporation compared to about every other company.

    5. Re:Interesting ideas by grozzie2 · · Score: 1
      Years ago, I worked for a megacorp. For the better part of 2 years, that's all I did, was search for prior art to be used invalidating patents held by competitors. Never ceased to amaze me how many patents could be invalidate in less than a day of searches thru journals, and we didn't have neatly cataloged and indexed electronic versions of them, we did it by just going to the paper copies.

      Today you can just 'ask the oracle' for all matters related to published information (type it into a google search for those that dont 'get it'). Google knows all, and i'm quite sure that somebody well skilled in using it, could invalidate 80% of patents issued today, in less than an hour, by finding online references to prior art, and validating that reference in the published paper versions of the said journals. It almost makes you wonder, why the USPTO doesn't do exactly that, and pre-filter applications like that. It's kind of trivial.

    6. Re:Interesting ideas by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      It almost makes you wonder, why the USPTO doesn't do exactly that, and pre-filter applications like that. It's kind of trivial.
      TFA addresses that - the patent office is run to generate a profit and their sole revenue stream consists of the fees required to apply for and extend patents. It's in the PTO's best interests to encourage as many patents applications as possible, which they do by issuing as many as possible.
    7. Re:Interesting ideas by Halo1 · · Score: 1

      Because even though their boss is radical pro patents on anything, the ruling that required Sun to pay US$ 1 billion to Kodak scared the shit out of him.

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  13. I Would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Patent Raquel Welch... ...And I have a feeling she'd patent me.

    1. Re:I Would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would Patent Raquel Welch... ...And I have a feeling she'd patent me.

      And I have a feeling that I would infringe your patent.

  14. ummm by coldeeze · · Score: 0

    geeks like sports, too, right? talk about 'em.

  15. Do something about it... by daVinci1980 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Instead of bitching about how broken the USPTO is, and how the patents they grant are obvious...

    Get a job at the USPTO as a patent master.

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    1. Re:Do something about it... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh how very insightful, that will work brilliantly!

      "I am going to make a difference...from the inside! I will be different to all the other patent people - I will care!"

      *time passes*

      "What do you mean I am under my patent acceptance quota? I take time and issue them properly..."

      *time passes*

      "...but I really don't think we should be...yes sir..."

      *time passes*

      "[beep] Accepted [beep] Aceepted [beep] Accepted"

      Sorry, I had to. You sounded like the plot from a bad 80's movie. You must have missed the bit where they said the reason they did not do a good job was not because they were staffed with evil midgets who used to work for Burger King(TM), but because they had no cash.
      Signing up will just make you one of the frustrated masses...

    2. Re:Do something about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never saw it before now.. USPTO can be rearranged to POTUS... Two acronyms that in effect mean the same thing, namely "doesn't work".

    3. Re:Do something about it... by jeif1k · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't with USPTO employees, it's with the criteria and conditions under which they need to work. If you go to work for the USPTO, it won't improve anything, since you'll be working under the same conditions.

    4. Re:Do something about it... by servoled · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see some proof of this "patent acceptance quota" of which you speak.

      --
      "I have a porkchop, you have a porkchop. I have a veal, you have a veal".
    5. Re:Do something about it... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      It is a standard way to rate employee works rates and I was assuming that they have something similar to, you know, evaluate their employees.

      Mostly I was just describing the ridiculousness of the statement given that their problems aren't not attitude, but resource based. In such an environment, any employee slowing down to do things properly would be seen to be lax of course.

      Common sense dictates that some sort of measure would be in place...

    6. Re:Do something about it... by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      It's probably not an "acceptance quota", but there is almost certainly a "processing quota", almost everyone in the world is required to quantify their productivity for management.

      Of course since I'm assuming that the default state of a patent is acceptable and rejection requires research and evidence such a quota probably works out to be a de facto "acceptance quota" if not de jour.

    7. Re:Do something about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GREAT post!! I think that idea has crossed all of our minds. Especially those of us currently jobless.

      But look at the grass on the other side of the fence: Once you become one of them, you no longer identify with the general public. The patent system is a lucrative money pipe for that part of the government. Just like IP litigation is a lucrative money pipe for the lawyer & judicial communities and big predatory companies...

      So, even if you become a patent inspector, are you in a position to improve anything? I for one hope to find out.

    8. Re:Do something about it... by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 1

      > Signing up will just make you one of the frustrated masses...

      It's worse than that -- local rumor has it that, after the frustration overwhelms you and you leave the USPTO to "spend more time with your family", the megacorps will start offering you big bucks to help them navigate their applications through the system you now know so well. Turnover in the USPTO is spectacularly high partially for this reason.

      You'll become a patent consultant/lobbyist so your daughter can go to Harvard. Yes, you will.

      Also, keep in mind that the 750 folks laid of from AOL in Northern Virginia just got in line ahead of you.

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  16. IBM rules by karvind · · Score: 0
    They are still number one in patenting things, whatever they are. I wonder if they can charge for every DRAM cell from memory manufacturers. 1 cent per DRAM cell is enough !! The person who invented it (Bob Denard) didn't get too much money for it, but nevertheless freedom to DO ANY RESEARCH he wants in the company. Bob Denard was awared IBM fellow in 1979.

    Among others, the article sites a patent about "a method to swing on swing" and is invented by a 5 year old. WTF.

    I invent a way to fart, at a particular angle and intensity which clears all people in vicinity.

    -a

  17. Never change by jtbauki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Patent reform will NEVER occur before Political reform. Political reform will NEVER occur without Citizens strongly voicing protests... and frankly, I don't feel like getting up from my computer.

    1. Re:Never change by rabbit78 · · Score: 1

      yeah, that describes the whole problem. people are lazy. they are _incredibly_ lazy. homer simpson attitude everywhere ;-) (nearly) no one will ever do something about it (including me). it' similar to computers/OSes: the acceptence treshhold for crap is much to high. Very few _really_ care enough.
      --
      Roman

    2. Re:Never change by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      Well then maybe you should get up anyways. Maybe we should all just stand up and protest even though we doubt that it might do any good. Why? Because nothing will ever get done if we're too complacent to even get out of our chairs just because we expect the goddamned government to do everything in our behalf.

    3. Re:Never change by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      and frankly, I don't feel like getting up from my computer.

      As a classmate said recently:

      "Gifted students could take over the world if only we'd stop procrastinating. We'd say, Oh, I can take over that country later...I'll do it on the bus tomorrow morning...."

      I'm not willing to say the gifted/procrastinating correlation is intentional, but it does remind me of the OCD geniuses on Orson Scott Card's planet of Path. The government that colonized Path made two gene changes, intelligence and OCD, to keep the "godspoken" in check, and the changes were only inherited simultaneously.

  18. Oh! by Icarus1919 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a great way to fix the system! They should patent it!

  19. This is actually easy to fix... by Ooblek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just put all the stupid, opportunistic, just-graduated-from-law-school-and-need-to-prove-I -have-a-large-penis lawyers on a boat, take it to the middle of the pacific, and sink it.

    1. Re:This is actually easy to fix... by hazah · · Score: 1

      Why not hurl them into space? It's a larger 'ocean' and they'd surely perish before any 'shark' would offer help.

    2. Re:This is actually easy to fix... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Cthulhu would be so pissed if you dropped a boatload of lawyers on his head while he's sleeping.

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  20. Even easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's roll it back to the methods and processes it used when it wasn't such a PITA. That seemed to work just fine.

  21. Problem by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seems to me like these "reforms" will only serve to lock out the small guy even more. Extra hurdles and extra expense will mean that only those who can afford the best patent attorney can get patents.

    The system DOES need to change, but let's make sure that we change to a better system, not just a different one.

    LK

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    1. Re:Problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In the new system, some patents won't even be read all the way through. Thus, examiners can process more patents. Once your basic examiner has got done with it, making sure that it's not painfully, hopelessly obvious that it should not be granted, then someone who actually knows something about the field will get their hands on it. If you can improve throughput you can work without adding additional expense. By making it harder to get a patent through the initial screening process, you will reduce the number of pointless patent applications even if it is cheaper. By making it harder to get a patent passed all the way, you reduce the number of spurious patents filed by large corporations, who do it now because the amount it costs is nothing to them.

      --
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    2. Re:Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The system badly needs a Ctrl-Alt-Del.

    3. Re:Problem by dublin · · Score: 1
      Seems to me like these "reforms" will only serve to lock out the small guy even more. Extra hurdles and extra expense will mean that only those who can afford the best patent attorney can get patents.

      This is *exactly* the problem - the patent reforms (read abolition) most people in the open source community favor would actually just ensure that the Microsofts and IBMs of the world could never be successfully challenged by two guys in a garage. And yes, such challenges actually happen (and succeed) much more often than you might expect.

      For a few good examples, here is an excerpt from a letter to the editor I wrote to LWN a few years ago that outlines why most "patent reform" is a very bad thing: (original URL: http://lwn.net/2000/0420/backpage.phtml#backpage

      From the "gararge-shop" POV, well, just off the top of my head, there are the

      examples everyone is familiar with: Bill Hewlett and David Packard (HP,
      instruments), Steves Jobs and Wozniak (Apple, home computer), and outside the
      computer industry, folks like Edwin Land (Polaroid, polarized materials and
      instant camera), Chester Carlson (Xerox, xerography), Henry Ford (Ford,
      affordable automobiles), Thomas Edison (GE, light bulb, motion pictures,
      phonograph...), and Alexander Graham Bell (AT&T, telephone), all of whom
      profited greatly from their patented works. (One could argue for the inclusion
      of Jeff Bezos in that list, although around here, that's a bit like whacking a
      hornet's nest with a stick...)

      But the classic twentieth century example of patents providing exactly the kind
      of protection I'm talking about is probably that of Philo T. Farnsworth, whom
      you may never have heard of, although you likely use his invention (electronic
      television) every day. Farnsworth was the prototypical individualist inventor
      who persevered against all odds and eventually defeated David Sarnoff and
      Vladimir Zworykin of the immensly powerful RCA. RCA was truly the Microsoft of
      its day in terms of control of the market and underlying technologies through
      acquisition - often under severe economic and other pressure. RCA had a policy
      of never paying royalties for any technology - a policy they managed to uphold
      until they met Philo Farnsworth, who just wouldn't give up.

      Farnsworth fought virtually alone against all of RCA's power for seven years
      before the final court rulings that his patents had clear validity and
      precedence over Zworykin's, forcing a tearful RCA lawyer to sign a royalty
      payment agreement to Farnsworth. (Farnsworth publicly displayed television
      *five years* before Sarnoff unveiled RCA's infringing version to the world
      amidst great fanfare at the 1939 World's Fair, leading many to believe Sarnoff
      and RCA were the inventors of television - sound like anyone today?)

      Farnsworth's experience is, if anything, a case study for the need to
      *strengthen* patents and either streamline patent appeals or extend the length
      of patents when thier commercial utility is impacted by unsuccessful challenges.
      (World War II intervened, and the government outlawed television for the
      duration of the war (the technology was needed for radar, night vision and other
      inventions Farnsworth then worked on), and so Farnsworth's patents expired
      before he could profit from them.

      Do you still think patents are a bad idea? I'd argue experience shows that
      patents should be strengthened and perhaps that the duration of Farnsworth's
      patent should have been extended, due to RCA's clear abuse of the patent system
      and the courts. (I also think the government should have been upright enough to
      grant extensions in the name of fair play to all inventors whose inventions were
      commandeered for the war effort, but that's another issue entirely.)

      History clearly shows that often patents are all that stands between real
      progress and innova

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      "The future's good and the present is nothing to sneeze at." - Roblimo's last ./ post
    4. Re:Problem by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1


      Farnsworth's experience is, if anything, a case study for the need to
      *strengthen* patents and either streamline patent appeals


      That's completely backwards. Farnsworth is an emblematic abuser of patents. RCA's team invented television completely on their own, without learning from Farnsworth's half-formed ideas at all... and yet they were eventually forced to pay him millions. How does punishing the people who create practical, marketable products supposed to accelerate innovation?

  22. Only one problem. by DarkMantle · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm going to patent this!

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    1. Re:Only one problem. by Sique · · Score: 1

      What's really wrong with taking the Constitution literally and have the jury really be a party of peers, that means people with about the same background than the defendant? When the "jury of peers" was introduced, it meant that an aristocrat could only be judged by a jury consisting of aristocrats, and a free man only by a jury of free men. In a society where everyone should be equal before the law, the jury of peers has lost its deeper meaning: A jury of people from your milieu, class or group. So why not having a jury of engineers for patent infringment cases?

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    2. Re:Only one problem. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      What's really wrong with taking the Constitution literally and have the jury really be a party of peers, that means people with about the same background than the defendant?

      Aspiring Constitutional literalists should remember to READ the Consitution occasionally.

      Since there is absolutely nothing in the Constitution about "a jury of peers", you just sound stupid. (In fact, the word "peer" isn't found at all).

      Check 3.2.3 or amendment 6 for text regarding juries. In fact, it says the jury must be "impartial", which actually counts against peers (since people be more willing to favor someone from the same economic/racial/gender categories).

  23. Not a problem, I don't think by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Informative
    The patent is on the OS transport and loading, not on the OS itself. It particularly mentions Linux as an OS that can be loaded.

    If you buy one of these people's gizzmos to store Linux then this is OK. If you manufactured an equivalent gizzmo and tried to sell thet then that would not be OK.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Not a problem, I don't think by tricorn · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. It is trying to patent loading an operating system from a portable external drive, of any sort. They don't have some special "gizmo" that has some new way of loading an operating system. They are trying to patent loading any operating system from any portable external drive.

      From the patent:

      [0007] The prior art has attempted to solve these problems by booting the DOS operating system from an external storage device. This is not difficult, since the ROM BIOS of a computer typically already has the drivers stored that DOS needs for communicating with an external storage device. However, this approach is of limited use since DOS is no longer the most desirable operating system. Larger, more powerful operating systems, providing more convenient user interfaces, have been developed such as Windows 2000, Linux, Mac OS, Virtual Memory System (VMS), OS/400 and AIX. These operating systems have made DOS largely obsolete. However, the prior-art has no way of implementing these more powerful operating systems on an external storage device.
      They aren't even telling the truth in the application! They're claiming that no one walks around with a Windows, MacOS or Linux bootable system on a USB memory drive, that such technology was only possible with DOS or some such nonsense until they came along and invented it. They aren't solving any problems in implementing a way to bootstrap an external drive, they are attempting to patent using already existing technologies in ways that are already being used.

      Note that the filing date is April 2004! I "invented" parts of this around the time I bought an external hard drive for my Mac and loaded a "full" version of the OS onto it (one not customized for a specific model). You could boot any Mac with a SCSI interface (by the way: claim 20) with that hard drive. I "invented" some of the other claims the first time I heard about a USB flash drive and thought "I bet that sucker would boot Mac OS or Linux a lot faster than a Zip drive".

      I thought maybe they might address a different issue: having a standard operating system, with a "personality" on a portable drive. I "invented" that right after I got my first Mac (actually, a Lisa running MacWorks); with all the customization options available, it seemed like it would be a nice feature to be able to load all your customizations onto a diskette, and whenever you sat down at a computer, stick in your diskette to temporarily load all your settings (while retaining location-specific settings). Sort of like a roaming profile, only on diskette you take with you.

      They aren't even addressing issues such as having a flash drive that has multiple operating systems and/or multiple architecture support, allowing booting to the correct version (by having, e.g. a boot sector recognized by PC BIOS along with a boot partition recognized by Mac Open Firmware, and on the Mac give you a choice of booting Linux or Mac OS; with all three versions (PC Linux, Mac Linux, Mac OSX) and mounting the same home directory for the user.

      Any live CD would infringe on all the primary claims of this patent.

  24. Pocket Judges by lullabud · · Score: 1

    Yes, definitely use Judges. They're easier to pay off or whack, which just isn't feasible with an entire jury.

    1. Re:Pocket Judges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      as opposed to, say, the Kodak vs. Sun trial which had a jury selected from Kodak's back yard (read: factory city where K. was the main employer) which would obviously be completely impartial.

      One judge can be held responsible if he sells an obviously bad decision. How do you revoke a city from providing jurors?

  25. Quickest answer: by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    Kill all the lawyers!

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    1. Re:Quickest answer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      >Kill all the lawyers!

      Hardly anyone believes in anything strongly enough to actually kill or die for the cause.

    2. Re:Quickest answer: by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      I guess you've never heard of 9/11.

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  26. US patent for USB OS:Damnsmall Linux,Feather,Runt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    not cool for DSL, feather linux, runt, puppy, flonix and others USB GNU/Linux USB distros :
    link to Patent on "Portable operating system and method to load the same ".

  27. Proof of copyright laws selectively applied by drfibes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hi. I'm new here, I have some info I'd like to pass on to you all. If you or anyone you know has been threatened/busted for copyright violations regarding video media, you may be interested in what I have to say. I worked for a school district that for 7 years INTENTIONALLY stole copyrighted movies, etc. to advertise 2 local businesses on our "educational" cable channel (200K households). What the motivation for this was is unknown to me... I became aware of it at the same time that I observed abuse of the students by the perpetrators of these crimes, including one of them recruiting students for devil worship meetings. I reported this to the school officials. This began an "Alice thru the Looking Glass" experience for me, eventually resulting in me being fired. This has caused extreme detriment to my family. I also reported it to: CA Board of Education, Arnie and his wife, the FBI, U.S. Justice Dept., MPAA, RIAA and each of the copyright owners individually. Many others too. I have boxes of evidence, there is no doubt. Dates, times of offenses (required for prosecution of these crimes), videotapes, numerous witnesses, certified mail receipts of notification, etc. Agent Sanchez of the Victorville FBI office told me: "because of the negative publicity, these copyright owners are usually hesitant to prosecute when a school is involved." That seems to be the case, so basically I get screwed and the crooks are still laughing and working. I wasn't as concerned about the thievery as much as the abuse. But since that was harder to prove (but I did at my hearing, it was ignored), I went for what I had hard evidence on. Unlike the typical d/l'er, these folks were violating the law to make huge sums of money. My reason for telling you all this is not to solicit sympathy. It is because it is quite clear the law is not being applied equally. I'm not a legal expert, but I believe that your attorney can use this information to get charges dropped. Please feel free to spread this wherever you think it may do some good. I want to sing, sing, sing. The MPAA and copyright owners are no friends of mine, so maybe I can do some good going in the out door. I have _lengthy documents on the web describing the affair in great detail: http://webpages.charter.net/drfibes/crimesatvvuhsd .htm http://webpages.charter.net/drfibes/improprieties/ response_to_dr_marks.htm The last link is a letter to the superintendent expressing shock at her threat to fire me for whistleblowing. She resigned 12 days after I sent it. Send 'em to me. Maybe we can blow this whole thing sky high.

    1. Re:Proof of copyright laws selectively applied by drfibes · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention, my snail mail address is on the 2nd webpage. I can be contacted there.

    2. Re:Proof of copyright laws selectively applied by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      One small hint when you have alot to write. Break it up into small, easy (easier) to read chunks.

      That way If people read it (instead of looking at it and saying "Huge block of text, I'll skip over and read the next one") they will also be able to get the points from it.

      Re-read your post. It's difficult to read simply because of the formatting.

    3. Re:Proof of copyright laws selectively applied by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      he probably has his settings to do html formatted, but doesn't know the carat-p or carat-b type stuff.

    4. Re:Proof of copyright laws selectively applied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IS there anything you don't know? Clearly the guy is upset and getting it off his chest.....like he'll get a real response here.and, didn't you read it all?

  28. Great Idea! by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    I think I'll patent it and sue the US PTO! =D

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  29. Sliding Patent Period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Instead of proposing more reviews - which will never happen - why not assign patent length based on time and money spent by the applicant on a given patent? For example, if I come up with a patent while taking a shower my application would show that I spent all of five minutes and 0 dollars thinking about it. The USPTO might determine that it is novel but - given the effort - only grant a patent for two years. On the other hand, if I'm a big pharma who's spent tens of years and millions the USPTO might give me a patent in excess of twenty years.

    This kind of a approach would dissuade people from filing trivial patents since they'd no longer get a twenty year monopoly for them. Conversely a real EUREKA kind of idea might be worth having exclusively for a year or two.

    Lastly, while lawyers aren't very good at determining what is technically innovative, they are good at determining the value of things (ie contract disputes, damage awards, etc.) A lawyer can argue that an application only spent 2.4 million, not 8.2, and thus only deserves a patent for five years, not ten. Patent lawyers are better suited for those kind of battles. So while the counsel of RamBus, SCO, et al hector the USPTO with the relative development cost of one obscure process or another, the rest of us can get on with our lives knowing that we don't have to worry about XOR being patented.

  30. Statute of limitation on patent infringement suits by theluckyleper · · Score: 2, Informative

    One of the major problem with patents (in my mind) is the fact that patent holders are permitted to sit on their patents and do nothing, even when they are aware of infringing acts. Then, 10 years down the road, they spring out of nowhere with the infringement suit. This is what Unisys did with GIFs. Unisys allowed the web to become addicted to GIFs, without filing any suits. No, no... they bided their time! Wait until everyone is dependent on GIFs, THEN spring the trap; that's the key! I find this behavior to be underhanded and repugnant. UNISYS HAD TO KNOW! As if they were not aware that GIF was the image format of choice on the web. It's impossible.

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  31. Correction by rainman_bc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe Patents were created to aid innovation not aid comptetition. They exist to protect the inventor. The idea is that if you create something, and don't have the money to bring it to market, someone with money shouldn't have the right to come along, skate your idea, and elave you uncompensated for your invention.

    In fact, it's been proven that patents hinder competition, but they don't hinder innovation.

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    1. Re:Correction by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 4, Interesting
      They exist to protect the inventor.

      If I understand the history correctly (and, admittedly, I may very well not), even this isn't quite accurate.

      What I understood the patent process to be for was to be an alternative to "trade secrets". The protection of the inventor was the "payment" that the inventor got, not the purpose of the patent. The purpose was to ensure that the patented idea DID become available to the public for study and future innovation from. (So, yes, the first part of your post is exactly correct...)

      It seems like it's more recent to look at the patent monopoly as an "entitlement" and a marketing gimmick ("Patented" copper bracelet with magic healing powers - if it's patented it MUST be good, right?) rather than half of a societal bargain. It's gone from being "Well, okay, if you can assure me I won't be punished as a result, I'll go ahead and let the public know the details of my trade secret" to "HA! In your face! I OWN this idea now! And there's nothing you can do about it! HA HA HA HA HA!"

    2. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      In fact, it's been proven that patents hinder competition, but they don't hinder innovation.

      Software patents do hinder innovation.

    3. Re:Correction by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Sounds about right, but it's purpose is good, lawyers have bastardized it to "HA! In your face..."

      Is there a better way to protect innovation? I mean, the patent system needs to be refined to remove patent squating and to disallow law firms from holding patents. IMO the commoditization of patents is part of the problem.

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    4. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >In fact, it's been proven that patents hinder competition, but they don't hinder innovation.

      Actually you are completely wrong.

      It has not been proven that patents don't hinder innovation.

      In fact there are good arguments why patents hinder innovation. After all, they grant a monopoly on a process or idea that may not be used by anyone else to further innovate until the patent expires.

    5. Re:Correction by flossie · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Is there a better way to protect innovation?

      Yes. Scrap the patent system entirely. A couple of centuries ago, the way to produce a gold or purple coloured ink was a valuable secret. People could be wealthy by keeping such a secret. The patent system was a useful method of getting them to reveal their secrets. Nowadays, we have gas chromatographs, scanning electron microscopes and lots of clever hackers. Reverse engineering is possible in a way that was not feasible in Newton's time. We no longer need to grant patents to learn secrets. It is time that we abandoned this farce.

    6. Re:Correction by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      What if you had a neet invention that could benefit space tavel, but lacked the capital to implement it?

      You know as well as I do that it's he with the better lawyers who wins, not the one with the right idea.

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    7. Re:Correction by flossie · · Score: 1
      What if you had a neet invention that could benefit space tavel, but lacked the capital to implement it?

      As an academic, I publish my neat ideas in the hope that someone will be able to make use of them.

    8. Re:Correction by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you're paid by the university. Would we have this many companies looking for a cure for HIV simply out of goodwill? In a capitalist economy such as america, money is the incentive, not goodwill.

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    9. Re:Correction by flossie · · Score: 1
      In a capitalist economy such as america, money is the incentive, not goodwill.

      That may be true for some of the population, but certainly not all. Many of the Americans that I most admire are more than capable of making a fortune with their talents but instead choose to do something worthwhile. Most of the professors at Ivy League universities could earn far more in industry. Or consider the likes of RMS or Ralph Nader. The media may focus on the rich and famous, but the US has a very high share of selfless visionary leaders. It is these people that the rest of the world look to for inspiration, not the multi-billionaires.

    10. Re:Correction by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      Software patents do hinder innovation.

      No, what they hinder is other people using those ideas to make money.

      The fact that the patent is publicly viewable means you get to see how it's done and build on it.

      You may not be able to use it for free, but that doesn't stop the innovation.

    11. Re:Correction by Kjyn · · Score: 1
      "Patented" copper bracelet with magic healing powers

      Yeh, but they isn't much wrong with their patent. They have a design patent which as far as I can tell only covers the look and not use.

      From the USPTO: http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/pac/design/#def Unlike a utility application, where the "claim" describes the invention in a lengthy written explanation, the claim in a design patent application protects the overall visual appearance of the design, "described" in the drawings. It is essential that the applicant present a set of drawings (or photographs) of the highest quality which conform to the rules and standards which are reproduced in this guide.

    12. Re:Correction by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      They could, but they don't. However, a large number of very talented people are working in industry. Their companies pay them for ideas. Those ideas would stay secret for who knows how long without the patent system. Are you sure you, as an academic, really want that? Or even better, they could be lost to the ages, such as Damascus steel, and other such things.
      Perhaps you need to get away from the academics and think more.

    13. Re:Correction by RALE007 · · Score: 1
      Many of the Americans that I most admire are more than capable of making a fortune with their talents but instead choose to do something worthwhile.

      I agree with your comment, except making a fortune or doing something worthwhile are not necessarily mutually exclusive. I wish more people mainly concerned with making a fortune realized it can be done by doing something worthwhile if they wanted, instead of only being concerned with the bottom line. I suppose many people feel they can never be too rich, and only the almighty dollar dictates their behavior.

      Some wealth may have to be foregone to do something worthwhile, but fortunes can still be made.

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    14. Re:Correction by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      The protection of the inventor was the "payment" that the inventor got, not the purpose of the patent.

      It doesn't stop there. A "trade secret" has no protection, other than being kept secret by the owner. If it ever "escapes" and becomes known, it ceases to be a trade secret and anyone can use it. The original owner can only really litigate against whoever leaked the secret. On the other hand, a patent-holder stands to gain from licensing his invention to someone that has sufficient funding to manufacture a product based on the invention. Society generally benefits, because the invention sees the light of day.

      This is one reason why so many stupid patents are being filed - with the rising cost of fighting patent-infringement lawsuits, it's generally cheaper for the alleged infringer to settle out of court and buy a license. Never mind that the patent (and/or lawsuit) might be completely bogus, people settle anyway rather than gambling on winning in a patent court that currently has a history of siding with the patent-holders more often than not.

    15. Re:Correction by flossie · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you need to get away from the academics and think more.

      I returned to academia from industry (engineering) precisely so that I could think more!

    16. Re:Correction by Montreal+Geek · · Score: 1
      Those ideas would stay secret for who knows how long without the patent system. Are you sure you, as an academic, really want that?

      You've never read a patent, have you? In most (almost all?) cases, they are worded in an obscure and roundabout way so that they no longer describe anything usable directly.

      Patents are worded vaguely to try to include as many different things as possible (so as to be able to attack the competition) and to prevent anyone from being able to build anything out of them once they do run out.

      Patents no longer disclose anything. Doing away with them would cause zero loss of knowledge.

      For that matter, look at &@#^# copyrights. The point of copyright is to grant a limited monopoly on certain activities in exchange for insuring the work enters the public domain later. Nowadays, copyright keeps being extended over and over so that /nothing/ enters public domain anymore.

      Businesses will twist and abuse ANY system that grants limited monopolies into weapons to crush competition, regardless of the original goal. Remember, they can hire packs of lawyers.

      Only workable solution? Do away with laws that grant monopolies entierly, however limited.

      -- MG

    17. Re:Correction by radtea · · Score: 1

      Businesses will twist and abuse ANY system...

      Why do you specify "businesses"?

      Seriously, if the history of the 20th century showed us anything, it is that all and every form of human organziation can and will be turned to vile ends at the earliest convenience of the humans running the organization.

      There is absolutely nothing special about businesses, universities, governments, NGO's, trade unions, political parties, what-have-you. They are all run by human beings, and almost all human beings are motivated by the same thing: thier own comfort and convenience.

      Only when you have a business or government or whatever that is run by people who are (relatively) intent on making the world a better place do you get anything good happening. The time for labelling certain types of organization as "bad" and others as "good", without looking at their goals and actions, is long past. We don't judge humans by the color of their skin any more, and it's time we stopped judging organizations by the kind of charter they have.

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    18. Re:Correction by radtea · · Score: 1

      Reverse engineering is possible in a way that was not feasible in Newton's time. We no longer need to grant patents to learn secrets.

      This is brilliant.

      One notable feature of the modern world is the systematic way in which we exploit innovations and discoveries. This is radically different from all times past. Many modern "discoveries" were in fact known in the classical world, two thousand years ago--we have evidence of simple steam engines, clockworks, etc. The difference between then and now is that today we have a system for publishing and exploiting such discoveries.

      But a second implication of this is that reverse engineering is ubiquitous as well. There are no trade secrets any more. Ergo, the orginal justification for patents is dead, dead, dead.

      --Tom

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    19. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard of patent medicines? In previous centuries people sold snake oil on the fact that it was patented. Using the "if it's patented, it MUST be good" marketing gimmick is as old as patents themselves. Fortunately, it is no longer legal to patent snake oil. Unfortunately, it is now legal to patent other useful things, like basic computer routines.

      aQazaQa

    20. Re:Correction by dublin · · Score: 1

      This is radically different from all times past. Many modern "discoveries" were in fact known in the classical world, two thousand years ago--we have evidence of simple steam engines, clockworks, etc. The difference between then and now is that today we have a system for publishing and exploiting such discoveries.


      Publishing makes most of the difference. Well, that and the fact that had there been patents to secure a proprietary right to an invention for some period of time, there would have been a profit incentive to propagate those technologies.

      In both the examples you use, we have the evidence that those technologies were developed (although quite crudely), but not really used and certainly not propagated - Hero's aeleopile was just a steam-powered toy or curiosity not useful for anything. Raal steam power would wait centuries for Thomas Newcomen and James Watt to harness steam as power. The Antikythera mechanism (the only extant example of ancient gearworks), although a very impressive product of the superior Rhodian mathematics and culture of 80 BC, lacked some very fundamental understandings of mechanics - for instance, the gear teeth are triangular, showing that its makers were astute mathematicians, but had not got far enough to realize that same level of math could solve the wear and binding problems created by such crude gear teeth. The Antikythera mechanism is a true anomaly, though: There is no other known clockwork device using differential gearing until AD 1575, although possibly similar devices are referenced by Cicero during his studies in Rhodes in 79-77 BC. (I know a bit about this gadget because it happens to be a hobby of mine...)

      A final note: Reverse engineering has *nothing* to do with the justification of patents. I have no idea where you got that idea. Patents and trade secrets are completely different beasts, and by definition, if you patent something, the way it works is no longer a trade secret.

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    21. Re:Correction by tricorn · · Score: 1
      Reverse engineering has *nothing* to do with the justification of patents. I have no idea where you got that idea. Patents and trade secrets are completely different beasts, and by definition, if you patent something, the way it works is no longer a trade secret.

      A justification for patents is so that the inventor will disclose the invention. Society grants a monopoly in exchange for learning how it works (same as the copyright argument). Without it, there is no incentive to disclose, and every incentive to keep it as a trade secret, so society loses the ability to innovate on top of such trade secrets. The argument is that with effective reverse engineering, a trade secret doesn't last long, so there's less reason for society to grant a patent in exchange for disclosure.

      That argument could go the opposite way: the justification for patents is to encourage inventors to innovate, and with trade secret being less effective at protecting your innovation from unfair competition, a patent is more important. Without some protection, that argument goes, inventors won't invest in innovation and society loses out. In that view, the disclosure of a patent is secondary, and primarily so that competitors know what they can't do, or know what they can license.

  32. I don't know... by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 1

    if we do away with patent law, we'll just have a bunch of unemployed lawyers on the streets. I, for one, don't want to see some guy in a grimy, torn Armani suit standing in my way in traffic with a sign that says "Will Sue For Food".

    That reminds me of that joke... what's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead dog in a road...

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  33. NEW PATENT by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Patent for fixing the US Patent system on the internet.

    All prior art displayed in other replies are fake and do not represent the incredible methods which I go to to fix the US PTO on the internet.

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  34. My idea.. (not patented btw) by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    How about "If it sounds too stupid to be true.... ..its null and void"

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  35. A Subtle Problem by GeckoFood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The case workers in the US Patent Office are under the gun to make certain quotas. Failure to make the quota for one quarter will put you under probation. Screw up again in a certain time frame and you're gone. The threat of losing the job is an incentive to rush along with little regard for the absurdity of the patent.

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    1. Re:A Subtle Problem by DarthVeda · · Score: 1

      Sounds good, but where are you getting your facts from? I mean, I would like to read about this.

    2. Re:A Subtle Problem by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Perhaps then if you are patent case worker and a patent you granted is ruled invalid, you also loose your job.

    3. Re:A Subtle Problem by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      do a search on google on patent quotas and counts

      examiners get a count for the first time they examine a case and the last time they examine it (that is when the applicant abandons it or fails to respond, files a request for continued examination which starts process over, or when the examiner allows it).

      Patents are usually rejected quite a few times before they are allowed. A first action allowance is rather rare.

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  36. "Shoot the lawyers?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do away with offensive patent lawsuits...

  37. Motion supported, here are my reasons. by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    Patents are granted unter the pretext and condition that the work is original and inventive. To a mathematician, a decent definition of "original and inventive" in this context would be "The probability that someone else comes up with the idea within the time the patent holds is below 5%".

    However, even if you used such a definition of "inventiveness", there is no way one can actually implement it. So patents just cannot be granted but on a whim; patent examiners are not as much to blame is the impossibility of defining "inventiveness".

    Another reason to grant a patent would be that some stuff is hard to do and a monopoly is required to make it work. This might be a good reason, but it has nothing to do with how the current patent system is designed and justified.

    Such a system might work better in the way of the X-prize, or even by auctioning of the monopoly to be the only one to be able to produce "X" to the highest bidder.

    Unfortunately I don't think anyone will fix the system until it is more obviously borked. So we need "free patents" and "patent trolls" to bork it.

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  38. Won't work... by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    The sharks will just carry them safely back to shore. ("Professional Courtesy".)

    1. Re:Won't work... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      You owe me a new keyboard. The coffee spewing from my mouth shorted out my old one and I had to dig a spare out of the bone closet.

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  39. Patents gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If Smuckers can patent a sandwich, why can't I patent hamburgers or hotdogs. Just send my royalties when someone eats "a device consisting of two layers of baked wheat/yeast, tomato, lettuce and cooked ground beef".

  40. Increased fees at the USPTO by lothar97 · · Score: 2, Informative
    President Bush just signed the fiscal year 2005 Consolidated Appropriations Act, which includes large changes in the way fees are charged at the USPTO. Before yesterday, there were lump sum fees charged for patent applications, such as $395 for filing a basic utility patent application. Now it is is $150, but now you have to pay two new fees: $250 for a search fee, and $100 for an examination fee. It's now $500 for a basic utility patent application, for a small entity (sole inventor or less than 100 employees). Also, for each claim over 20, it's $25, up from something like $6 (I forget the amount). Extra claims over 20 are $50 for a large entity.

    This basically means that it got a lot more expensive to file patents in the US. It's not uncommon for patent applications to have 100 or more claims. Filing fees are lower if you file electronically, but e-filing is a pain (it's not through standalone application, it's through a bloated Word macro that converts things to XML). The USPTO has long griped that it does not get to keep all of the money collected by fees, and methinks that this is another way to generate revenue by the government.

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    1. Re:Increased fees at the USPTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The USPTO has long griped that it does not get to keep all of the money collected by fees, and methinks that this is another way to generate revenue by the government."

      You *think*? The article mentions that some years there has been a surplus of $200 million dollars. That extra money isn't even going to the USPTO. It's going to Mr. General Revenue, and to support the absurd increase in numbers of stupid and trivial patents. Did you see the list of dubious examples?

      " * A watch for "keeping animal time"--for dogs, it would run seven times as fast as an ordinary watch (U.S. Patent No. 5023850).

      * An accessory kit for a snowman, including lumps of coal, a carrot, and a corncob pipe (U.S. Patent No. 5380237).

      * A patent covering a "method of swinging on a swing," which was "invented" by a five-year-old (U.S. Patent No. 6368227)."

      The solution is not to charge more money. That's merely feeding the problem.

    2. Re:Increased fees at the USPTO by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      Also, for each claim over 20, it's $25, up from something like $6 (I forget the amount).

      It used to be $9. The independent claim fee also went up substantially--from $44 to $100.

  41. Ill take Potential Patentables for 500, Alex by Foktip · · Score: 1

    they should hire that Jeaprody Champion! Oh wait.. microsoft already hired him.. Okay, what about trivial pursuit champions? ANyway you could even make a show out of it!

    Heres a solution everyone can enjoy.
    "Fink That Patent" - a fun crazy trivia show where the contestants try to name/list prior art to a given patent, and they have a research database on hand (the internet and access to the american patent database thing) to search/check things. Every show, they go though a few hundred patents of a dubious nature, getting points, and the winner wins something great, like a high paying job at the patent office (lol) or just a normal Prize, or something.

  42. My solution: by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    Have the Halfbakery handle all patent submission. Those people are ruthless when it comes to ideas already thought up!

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  43. Much easier - "the toe test" by wowbagger · · Score: 1
    What we need is to go back to the old philosophy of what was, and more importantly what was NOT patentable.

    We need to go to the "toe test".


    The Toe Test

    If I cannot drop it on my toe, or stub my toe on it, it cannot be patented.


    Thus, you can patent "A device for playing back recorded movies...." since you can drop that on your toe.

    You cannot patent "A method for playing back recorded movies..." as you cannot drop "a method" on your toe.

    1. Re:Much easier - "the toe test" by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Ah? So if I invent a method of teleporting places by thinking about it, I get nothing? That's rather harsh, and it'd be a nice invention to have.

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    2. Re:Much easier - "the toe test" by silvergoose · · Score: 1

      The point being if you invent a device that does so, you can patent it, but the method itself cannot be. Not saying I necessarily agree with that, but there's the explanation from the previous post.

  44. Make it more like getting planning permission by P-Nuts · · Score: 1

    As I said in a post to a previous topic, if getting a patent were more like getting planning permission, the system would be much improved.

  45. i got an idea by grungefade · · Score: 0

    how about we get rid of greed?

    1. Re:i got an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about we get rid of greed?

      While we're at it, lets get rid of hate and war.. we can all love eachother and have a happy and peaceful world.

      Haha yeah right, like thats ever gonna happen.

  46. Here is another one by DoktorTomoe · · Score: 1

    Only accept patents that have an chemical or physical background - do not accept patents on business methods or software.

  47. Patent opposition procedures are no silver bullet by JPMH · · Score: 4, Interesting
    According to the article:
    First, create incentives and opportunities for parties to challenge the novelty and nonobviousness of an invention before the PTO grants a patent.

    A lot of people in the States seem to think that European-style opposition procedures, where private companies can challenge patent applications before the PTO grants them, are some sort of magic solution to the patent mess.

    They aren't, at least not by themseves. Opposition procedures can help, but Europe still grants its share of daft patents.

    More worryingly, the number of oppositions at the EPO has been steadily falling over the last ten years, though there is no evidence that EPO quality is improving. Instead, companies seem to be deciding that it's simply not cost-effective to put in the resources to do the EPO's job for it. If you're the size of Canon(Europe) for example (who I've heard this argument from), you've got a pretty good arsenal of your own patents you can hope to counter-sue or cross-licence with, and if the bad patent does come to court, you have the resources to fight it at that stage.

    The people the worst patents really impact are SMEs, who have to settle, because they can't afford to fight them.

  48. OO! idea! by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    how about a section of slashdot devoted to patents which have been spotted by a /.er (i remember an article in 'main' about microsoft patenting virtual desktops for example), this way the /. crowd can debunk patents as a group, for example somebody might say "i remember twm had virtual desktops in 1992, here's a link to prove it"*.

    Then somebody (either one of the /. editors if they feel inclinded) or a /.er can use the following procedure to officially protest, or report it to that website of the organisation that protests against patents officially (i spent about 10 mins googling and couldn't find it but im sure somebody else knows what i mean)

    * i dont know if this is exactly acurate, just an example

  49. adult consent by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just the violent ones. Because they're "violent criminals", not because they're "drug dealers". What do you call doctors/pharmacists/pharmacos which sell oxycontin? Or any of the other life-destroying addictive legal drugs? Or bartenders who serve alcoholics, for that matter?

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    1. Re:adult consent by Alci12 · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Wealthy?

    2. Re:adult consent by pegasustonans · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Smart businesspeople? In order for them to sell stuff like that, someone has to ask for it. If someone wants to get addicted to some drug and die young then that's their business. If someone wants to sell that person drugs then that's smart business. I'm not saying it's morally upstanding, but it is how capitalism works.

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    3. Re:adult consent by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 1

      Or bartenders who serve alcoholics, for that matter? Friend?

    4. Re:adult consent by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If someone wants to get addicted to some drug and die young then that's their business.

      ... until they OD on their drug of choice and show up at your local trauma center to be resuscitated. Then we have the choice of either (a) throwing them out and letting them die, or (b) saving them and paying for it ourselves.


      Since most people think that option (a) is unacceptable, we are left with (b) -- and so our money goes to bail out the drug addicts. Therefore, it is our business, and we have the prerogative to do what we can to discourage people from getting addicted to drugs.


      (Not that I think throwing them in jail is a very effective way to discourage them, mind you)

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    5. Re:adult consent by fafalone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...and why do people overdose? There's 2 leading causes besides suicide attempts:

      Lack of education about effects of mixing things. - Because we're too busy trying to convince our kids of all the evils that we don't bother teaching real facts. Abstinence-only does not work in sex ed, and it doesn't work in drug ed. People are doing it no matter what, so the best approach is to reduce the harm that may come. And when you lie to people so much about drugs, they stop believing it when you're telling the truth.

      Contaminated doses and/or doses in unknown amounts. - When you buy something on the street, you have no idea how much of what is in it unless you take your stuff to a lab before doing it. This causes a very large percent of overdoses. If people inject a solution they KNOW is 10mg/ml, they're not going to accidently inject around 150mg that's required to OD. Not to mention the much lower safety margin and wildly inaccurate dosing of fentanyls that make up for shortages in actual heroin supplies.

      and I think it's quite obvious prohibition does a piss poor job of accomplishing real results in harm reduction.

    6. Re:adult consent by mesterha · · Score: 1

      and so our money goes to bail out the drug addicts. Therefore, it is our business, and we have the prerogative to do what we can to discourage people from getting addicted to drugs.

      So it's OK to do drugs if you have health insurance, but if you don't have health insurance, no rock climbing, no motorcycling, no eating at McDonalds...

      You really think you have the right to lock up anyone that you think is less productive than the average citizen. Let's lock up half the people in the world because it's the efficient thing to do.

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    7. Re:adult consent by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Read my post again. I specifically said that I thought locking people up was not a good solution. It's not even an efficient solution.

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    8. Re:adult consent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not the half that are less productive. Just the people whose net cost to society is more than it would be if they lived in prison. Forclose their properties to repay their debts, and if the remaining balance is more than it costs to lock them up, then this person is literally less damaging to society behind bars.

      Damage being consuming more (food, medicine, whatever) in dollars then you produce (earn).-R

    9. Re:adult consent by pegasustonans · · Score: 1

      I'm not most people. Option (a) is perfectly acceptable so long as the person taking the drugs was aware of the risks.

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    10. Re:adult consent by mesterha · · Score: 1

      Read my post again. I specifically said that I thought locking people up was not a good solution. It's not even an efficient solution.

      Sorry, your right. Your post implied we are justified to lock people up for being inefficient, not that locking them up is an efficient solution. The people who are locking up non-violent offenders could be locked up for being less efficient than the non-violent offenders.

      Or maybe, we aren't justified at pointing guns at people and locking them up for being inefficient?

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  50. What is an important patent? by zangdesign · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The definition of "important patent" could keep lawyers dining on goose liver for years. What may seem like an unimportant patent today may turn out to be horrendously important many years later.

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  51. not yet by sim82 · · Score: 1

    yeah, if we continue like that we will have the same problems in 10 years, while the us have long reformed their patent system. (which will be copied by europe 10-20 years later...) It's always the same. The USA have the shit first, the USA get rid of it first ...

  52. Can't possibly work by Bitmanhome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Two of the ideas are already sunk, as they'd require the patent office to spend even more money on reviewing patents. But since they're already out of money, there's nothing more they can do there.

    I personally think the patent system is too heavy-weight. A patent should be nothing more than a claim, and it should be granted immediately without review. If you need to protect your invention, you go to court, and point to your claim. At that point, prior art and prior patents are finally investigated. If your patent is useless, it's stamped Common Knowledge, and becomes free. If solid, then you win the case.

    As I understand it, this is mostly the way the patent system works now. So what's the problem?

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    1. Re:Can't possibly work by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Two of the ideas are already sunk, as they'd require the patent office to spend even more money on reviewing patents. But since they're already out of money, there's nothing more they can do there.

      ObRTFA: the article points out that the USPTO is actually a US government profit center which contributes hundreds of millions of dollars to the treasury (above and beyond funding its own employees).

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    2. Re:Can't possibly work by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1
      Feh, so I'm a true Slashdottie. =^)

      Ok, I just R'd t FA, and they actually make my point:
      [Granted patents] will provide ironclad protection for subsequent investment in the invention.
      Ironclad? This is the problem - once a bad patent is granted, it becomes gospel, and cannot be changed. So we need better examiners, right?
      Patent examinations--and examiners--will never be perfect. Therefore, while we cannot hope to have a system in which no "bad" patents are ever issued, we can strive for a system that produces fewer bad patents.
      So if we're guaranteed bad patents no matter what, then patents should not give "ironclad" protection. We need a lighter system, not a heavier one. Grant every patent without review, and review them thouroughly only when actual conflict occurs. Ideally the patent office itself would help with the review, holding down costs for small inventors.

      The author wanted a cheaper system; my idea costs nothing at all for new patents, encouraging more small or independent inventors to file, and would even encourage people to file obvious ideas simply to get them logged.

      The author wanted higher quality patents; my idea encourages all knowledge to be filed, making a quick Google of the patent database tell you whether your idea is unique. Since most people don't really want to waste their time with legal hassles, they'll use this to refine the patent before ever submitting it.
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  53. Don't forget the comb-over patent!!! by ccorneli · · Score: 1

    A recent winner at the Ig Nobel awards. (I think he figured out step 2)
    The Comb over
    A direct link to the Patent

  54. Simple Fix by cephyn · · Score: 1

    Patent an exclusive system for granting patents. Sue the USPTO for infringement. That will spur reform as fast as possible.

    Alternately, patent a system for forming a political party. Sue all others.

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    1. Re:Simple Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about if I patent a method whereby a person who sees you doesn't kick you in the nuts repeatedly, then I can sue everyone or at least get a lot of people to repeatedly kick you in the nuts.

      It would probably be just as effective as your idea.

    2. Re:Simple Fix by cephyn · · Score: 1

      learn to laugh, my friend. it was a joke.

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  55. MOD DOWN by mrtroy · · Score: 1

    unless u like bad link

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  56. Re:US Patent for USB OS -(Portable operating syste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this DSL distro you are referring to? Dick Sucking Linux?

  57. With a name like Smuckers... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

    ...it's got to be litigious!

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  58. Patent text - and a call to action by zbik · · Score: 1

    Referring to High protein peanut butter and jelly sandwich and method of making the same, I see nothing which is non-obvious to "a person skilled in the art" of sandwich-making. I encourage folks to take direct action by handing out free home-made crustless PBJ's, especially if you can get to the corporate headquarters in Ohio.

    1. Re:Patent text - and a call to action by snuffdiddy23 · · Score: 1

      If you can get passed the Amish on the way to Orville and end up near the Smucker's headquarters you are more than welcome to hand out PB&J's to the people of Orville. They are pretty self-reliant folk, with both Smucker's and Smith's dairy in the same town, they are ready for WWIII. They have all of the Peanut Butter, jams and preserves, and enough milk to wash it down until armeggedon.

    2. Re:Patent text - and a call to action by wilhelm · · Score: 1

      OMG, the text of this patent is some of the most ridiculous stuff I've ever read! Claims 1 and 18 are somewhat legit (it's a roundish crustless sammich made in a specific way, and crimped at the edge), but the rest of it is pure comedy. The really funny stuff starts at around claim 35.

      Can anybody tell me why there are a lot of claims (like claims 2-17) which seem to be repeated, but along two "distinct" lines of "reasoning" which actually seem to be identical?

  59. Only one problem. by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Extra hurdles and extra expense will mean that only those who can afford the best patent attorney can get patents.

    Some hurdles don't have to cost anything. Erecting the right hurdles and leveling the wrong ones is what needs to happen. Money is the wrong hurdle, because everyone pays taxes and deserves a fair hearing. Using the process as a "revenue center" is an outrage. Quality hurdles, and I don't mean grammar and spelling, are what we need.

    The summary sounds like a well thought out and careful plan. Challenges of bogus patents are good for everyone and can be carried out by anyone practicing in any field. The quality is what I would expect from the IEEE.

    I have only one problem, the requirement of "use judges and special masters." That's what we are supposed to have now. Picking them from industry could cement the current big company lock and make things much worse. The government is already supposed to be knowledgable and careful in it's grant of exclusive franchises. A mechanism to get useful information to the people who are actually making the calls is a great idea. Finding and hiring experts from every field is impractical. Granting expert power to "recognized experts" from big companies with conflicts of interest is a recipe for disaster.

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  60. 1 out of 3 wouldn't be bad by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    Something. Anything.

  61. Dont hold your breath... by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    The fact that the lawyer community makes a bundle off patent suits/searches/application means that any patent reform, well, has no chance in hell. The only reform will come when its to the benefit of the legal profession. File this with other "dreams" - tax code reform, campaign financing reform, insurance reform, SSN reform.............

    1. Re:Dont hold your breath... by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      Not really. For every lawyer trying to enforce a patent, there is one trying to invalidate it or avoid it.

      And I think many lawyers would welcome toughening of USPTO examinations. This would mean that the actual work of writing patent applications will become more challenging and thus more interesting and prestigous.

    2. Re:Dont hold your breath... by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Not really. For every lawyer trying to enforce a patent, there is one trying to invalidate it or avoid it.

      Huh? So the lawyers that make a living defending patents have an interest in the system, but the ones that make a living fighting them don't?

  62. clear and convincing evidence by jeif1k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To prevail in an infringement case, an accused infringer has to present clear and convincing evidence that the patent is invalid.

    Simply reversing this standard might be good: someone who wants to obtain a 20-year monopoly should have to present clear and convincing evidence that the idea he is seeking protection for is novel, useful, and can be reproducibly implemented based on the patent application. If he can't make a clear and convincing argument, then the patent should be found invalid by default.

    Furthermore, patents should be found valid and invalid not claim-by-claim, but all-or-nothing. That way, applicants for patents have themselves a strong incentive only to claim what is actually novel and useful. Right now, almost every patent has claims in it that are ridiculously broad, that create unwarranted uncertainty and risk for competitors, and that courts need to spend enormous amounts of resources whittling down.

    I think those two changes alone would do wonders for the patent system. But the IEEE suggestions are also welcome.

    1. Re:clear and convincing evidence by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      patents should be found valid

      Since when are they found valid at all?

      Anyway, I'd also like to see a continuing obligation by patent holders and licensees (regardless of whether any of them is the inventor) to update best mode disclosures, particularly as to alternative bests.

      And a lowering of the standard in court from clear and convincing evidence to preponderance of the evidence.

      And an ability to use prior art the PTO was aware of.

      Lowering infringement damages would also be good.

      And perhaps eliminating damage awards as subject to MFL clauses.

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    2. Re:clear and convincing evidence by John_Sauter · · Score: 1
      ...novel, useful, and can be reproducibly implemented based on the patent application.
      It seems to me that a patent involving computer software should have to disclose the source code for the software, in order to be valid. Without such disclosure the patent cannot be "practiced" once it expires.
      John Sauter (J_Sauter@Empire.Net)
    3. Re:clear and convincing evidence by jeif1k · · Score: 1

      Since when are they found valid at all?

      Sorry, I was using that as a shorthand for "are not invalidated".

      And an ability to use prior art the PTO was aware of.

      Right: that's a very important point, since the PTO doesn't really seem check that much anymore.

      Lowering infringement damages would also be good.

      Agreed.

      And perhaps eliminating damage awards as subject to MFL clauses.

      I'm not sure I follow that. Can you explain?

    4. Re:clear and convincing evidence by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Well, this is a more tangental thing, but I think that there are some patent reforms that are desirable even though they might favor the patent holder.

      IIRC there have been cases in which a patent holder licened his patent to a second party under a most favored licensee clause, whereby if he ever gave anyone else any better license terms, he'd have to give them to this licensee as well in order to avoid having any other party be more favored. This having been done, the patent holder sues a third party for infringement, and collects damages (or perhaps settles) to cure the infringement -- and since the award is more favorable than the MFL terms, he has to repay the licensee!

      That's a silly holding IMO and as long as we're addressing some reforms, we might as well do that too.

      (Similarly while I'd like to see significant reductions in copyright, other things, such as the work for hire doctrine ought to be strengthened slightly, 203 termination ought to abolished, etc.)

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    5. Re:clear and convincing evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, if a patent-related case goes to court, the loser pays the winner's legal costs. Costs to be limited to a pre-defined scheme that is on the generous side, i.e. allows for $200/hr lawyers.

  63. Gerbil Shirt by PingXao · · Score: 1

    The drawing of the Gerbil Shirt about a third of the way down on the article page looks less like a patented invention and more like an ad for the next Lemmiwinkks episode of SP.

  64. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would bet money that nobody RTFA...

  65. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  66. My .sig says it all... by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think you've described the problem exactly. People have gotten used to being too lazy.

    People love to whine, but don't want to do anything about problems. I think that's one of the reasons corporations can get away with being so irresponsible - nobody will bother to change their habits no matter what they do, so they don't even need to consider changing their business practices until they're sued. And maybe not even then, because lazy "consumers" will continue to shovel money at them rather than go through the mental effort of taking their business elsewhere.

    The issue of the infamous "McDonald's(tm) Hot Coffee" lawsuit came up peripherally on a Groklaw post recently, and the ensuing discussion of the real facts of the case pointed out a few facts that aren't commonly mentioned, like the fact that apparently this McDonald's(tm) had been getting complaints about the coffee being too hot for some time.

    If they'd been getting all of those complaints, why didn't McDonald's(tm) quit serving the coffee too hot? Because listening to complaints doesn't cost anything, and evidently people kept coming and paying them for the overheated coffee ANYWAY. If people were willing to continue buying the coffee even after complaining about it, it must not be all that important, right?...(I would have sworn I'd read elsewhere that the plaintiff in that case got coffee from this place "every morning".)

    Of course, since the laziness of "consumers" means most corporations have what amounts to a virtual "willingly captive" audience, there's not much point in trying to compete with them, and that means the "not-dangerously-hot coffee and fast food" place down the street will end up going out of business, and those few of us who would actually bother to take our business elsewhere end up not having anywhere else to take it TO. Yes, people's laziness doesn't just hurt themselves...

    Even the WORD "consumer" implies this - the "consumer" is nothing more than a metaphorical digestive tract. Corporations offer "goods" and the "consumer" just gobbles them down, whatever they are, and produces economic fertilizer as a result, and that's all that's important about them. Yes, I consider the word to be an insult.

    Yeah, I know, I'm ranting. I'll stop now.

    1. Re:My .sig says it all... by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      Ranting? I think you're right on the money imho.

    2. Re:My .sig says it all... by Joel+from+Sydney · · Score: 1

      Even the WORD "consumer" implies this - the "consumer" is nothing more than a metaphorical digestive tract. Corporations offer "goods" and the "consumer" just gobbles them down, whatever they are, and produces economic fertilizer as a result, and that's all that's important about them. Yes, I consider the word to be an insult.

      I'm glad I've finally see someone else mention this. I absolutely HATE being called a "consumer". Calling me a "consumer" implies that my sole purpose for existence is to buy stuff.

    3. Re:My .sig says it all... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      ...which is EXACTLY what they want you to be.

      Never mind that people like you produced the goods in the first place, or that you may actually have a real job doing something valuable instead of CEO/management.

      You are a gaping maw that has been trained since birth to eat shiney new things that you really don't need. To repay the huge credit card bill you racked up, you work long hard hours to feed your addiction.

      Dance you little b*tch puppet, that is all you are good for. FILL YOUR VEINS WITH OUR VALUE ADDED CRACK JUICE MY LITTLE PUPPETS!!
      ALL YOUR SENSES ARE BELONG TO US!

      And he thought he was ranting...

    4. Re:My .sig says it all... by NiteHaqr · · Score: 1

      And there was me thinking that the instructions for making coffee generally was along the lines of "pour boiling water over/through coffee product"

      Therefor the correct temperature of Coffee when fresh prepared is Boiling - which would be around 100 deg C (not sure how adding Coffee to water affects its boiling point)

      It has to be advantageous to a take-away place to serve its drinks as hot as possible as the drink is destined to be drunk at another location and will have lost some heat.

      The whole case was caused due to someone not securing their drink properly - had the vendor dropped the cup into their car then yes they would have a responsibility , but as the customer had accepted delivery and arranged for storage and transport location (between her knees if I remember the case) then surely it is her own fault.

      As far as I am concerned it is impossible to serve coffee too hot - if it goes above boiling all you would have is coffee falvoured steam (hmm there may be a patent in that one - Coffee flavoured Steam Beverages)

      Sometimes I think that people have forgotten that sometimes when something bad happens it is an accident and so nobodies fault, or self-inflicted ie their own fault rather than to find fault in someone elses actions and reach for a lawyer...

  67. corollary by eamonman · · Score: 1

    I guess this shows a corollary of "With enough eyes, all intractable bugs (problems) are obvious".

    With too few eyes, there's at least one simple problem that is not obvious.

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  68. protect the inventor!? by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Like, when I do work and invent things it's usually the company I work for that gets to keep my inventios.

    What would be nice is if I could take a little portfolio of tools and libraries around with me, It seems stupid to waste time writing the same kind of libraries every time I start working for a new company.

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    1. Re: protect the inventor!? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Uhm, your employer probably doesn't patent your code, they just claim ownership based on your employment contract.

      And the idea of a patent is so that you, as an entrepreneurial inventor, have incentive to invent. If you lack capital to bring your invention to market, you can patent your invention, and then you can show it around without fear of being ripped off by the company you've shown it to.

      The problem is that the process is flawed because law firms can purchase patents and sue for themselves. And also a patent holder can wait for a patent to become mainstream before he goes around and claims ownership. Both of those should be made illegal.

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    2. Re: protect the inventor!? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Which is why frameworks like ACE, Boost, wxWidgets and others exist. So you don't have to reinvent the wheel at each project.

      Problem is, everyone is suffering from NIH syndrome, so nothing ever changes.

      COM fixed that little problem on Windows, mostly.

    3. Re: protect the inventor!? by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a story (don't have a link) about a guy who thought up something while he was employed company X. when he went to market his idea company X said that they owned it because he was working for them at the time.

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    4. Re: protect the inventor!? by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      There's a hell of a lot more than just a few frameworks, say documentation, refactoring tools and testing tools, some of which exist as 'free' projects but they don't tend to be as complete or support all languages and some companies won't even touch it unless they own it, just incase.

      There's also a lot more stuff out their then there used to be, no thanks to my employers though!

      I have worked for one company that was quite happy for my to use and improve OSS but it's quite seems rare.

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  69. it should be noted by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    That the last suggestion is probably unconstitutional.

    The first is a really good idea.

    The second, seems like a good idea but it would be very hard to implement in practice. How do you know which application is "important"? Most businesses cannot get this right, and you expect the patent office to be able to.

  70. Judges? by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    use judges and special masters rather than uninformed juries.

    I can tell you, from personal experience, that judges are quite often at least as clueless as juries. There are some judges that specialize in patent law, but it's a long legal road to travel before you get to one. By then, it's often been so long that the problem at hand becomes academic.

  71. Re:US Patent for USB OS -(Portable operating syste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DamnSmallLinux I mean :)

  72. Seriously, tough... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    My solution to the USPTO is: regulate it like the Brazilian PTO is regulated. A pending patent is only granted after enough research (ie never). Granted patents have to have FULL DOCUMENTATION BY THE PTO explaing and justifying WHY it was granted. OR the patent can be granted in court, in a case where the defendant has all the resources to make the judge drop the patent. Simple, easy, efficient and works.

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    1. Re:Seriously, tough... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      OR the patent can be granted in court, in a case where the defendant has all the resources to make the judge drop the patent.

      Could you expand on this? I'm not sure what you mean by this precisely, or whether it would be possible in an Art. III court.

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    2. Re:Seriously, tough... by jaoswald · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because Brazil's patent system has led to its domination in high-tech innovation, leading to trillions of dollars of economic benefit.

      Not.

  73. If you can't beat them... by deblau · · Score: 2, Funny

    join them. Apply for a patent on sending commercial solicitations through electronic mail, then start suing spammers out of existence. For bonus points, send them your first C&D letter in an email entitled "Make BIG $$$ using teh p.a.t.e.n.t system!11!1!!!1 LOLOMGWTF"

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    1. Re:If you can't beat them... by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      join them. Apply for a patent on sending commercial solicitations through electronic mail, then start suing spammers out of existence. For bonus points, send them your first C&D letter in an email entitled "Make BIG $$$ using teh p.a.t.e.n.t system!11!1!!!1 LOLOMGWTF"
      Wouldn't work. Prior art exists in your (and everybody else's) inbox.

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  74. A Modest Proposal by elderbro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We live in a world of property, and much of the role of government is in protecting property rights. Most properties are subject to taxation, but it seems that Intellectual Property has been neglected. The budget short falls of governments could be reduced or eliminated by simply taxing all Intellectual Properties.
    I would suggest a time progressive scheme - say $100 the second year and doubling for each subsiquent year until the property is abandoned to the public domain.

    1. Re:A Modest Proposal by SquarePants · · Score: 1

      This already exists. Its called a maintenance payment on a patent. Maintenance payments are due at 4, 8 and 12 years after issue and are progressive in natur (increase over time.) Failure to make a maintence paymentresults in abandonment of the patent and dedication of same to the public.

  75. Get rid of them by argoff · · Score: 1


    The root of the problem is the utter nation that a govt granted monopoly on invention is somehow beneficial at all. The incentive theory is complete bullshit. That it helps society even a little bit is complete bullshit.

    Perhaps I don't have an incentive to run track, unless I have the right to make you start 5 paces back from me. Perhaps I could buy and sell shares of that incentive and call it a property right - it would still be complete bullshit.

  76. The problem with most of these... by nwbvt · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Is that they increase the already long waiting time to get a patent. Now some of you may be thinking "Who cares, those damn corporations can wait another year or so", but corporations are not the only ones seeking patents.

    Private individuals inventing things in their basements need the patent system (much more than corporations who have vast resources) in order to profit from their hard work. Generally speaking, these guys can't make and market their inventions themselves and instead rely on selling patent rights to larger companies that can make and market them. But usually they need the actual patent awarded to them in order to sell those rights. If it takes 5 years to get the patent, it will take 5 years before they can finally start to sell their product. Imagine if it took you five years before you could get a paycheck. And by then their invention may well already be obsolete. If it takes too long for patents to be processed, you will only end up killing off private inventors.

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  77. Crustless PB&J? by Macrobat · · Score: 4, Funny
    So...anybody who trims the crust off of their own bread is doing an illegal sandwich mod?

    And to think, David Carradine does this in Kill Bill, v. 2. I wouldn't have gone to see that movie if I knew it had a scene that displayed such contempt for the law!

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    1. Re:Crustless PB&J? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh...

      Only if you try to sell it.

      Still...

    2. Re:Crustless PB&J? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Come on! Where was the spoiler alert there. I just saw v1 on cable free weekend, I haven't seen part 2 yet!!!

      Damn You!!!!

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    3. Re:Crustless PB&J? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 3, Funny

      So...anybody who trims the crust off of their own bread is doing an illegal sandwich mod?

      No. Read the patent. It's actually a pretty clever design (though probably not original). The bread is crimped around the edge so the sandwich can stay for some time without danger of leaking. The jelly is surrounded by the sticky peanut butter, which both prevents jelly leaks and helps hold the edges of the bread together.

      It looks like this (with bread slices at the top):
      /PBPBPBPBPB\
      <PBJJJJJJPB>
      \PBPBPBPBPB/

    4. Re:Crustless PB&J? by SandmanWAIX · · Score: 1

      I downloaded it .. how bad do I feel!

    5. Re:Crustless PB&J? by Selanit · · Score: 1
      It's actually a pretty clever design (though probably not original). The bread is crimped around the edge so the sandwich can stay for some time without danger of leaking.

      "Probably not original" is right. This is basically identical to a "pasty" (rhymes with "nasty" not "hasty"). To make a pasty, you take some dough, make a circle, put some fillings in the middle, fold it over, crimp the edges, and bake. Probably the most famous type of pasty in the English-speaking world is the Cornish pasty. There's also a Russian version called pirogi. They've also got a strong strong pasty tradition in northwest Michigan, which is where the hapless supermarket that Smuckers took on was located.

      Basically, this method for creating a portable, self-contained meal has been around for centuries. Smuckers just put in a different filling. The only really original thing about the case was that they thought they could get a patent on the idea -- and that the patent office agreed!

    6. Re:Crustless PB&J? by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      In this specific instance, though, a bubble of peanut butter houses the jelly. The peanut butter is very viscous and therefore has a smaller diffusion coefficient relative to the bread. As a result this particular design not only mimics the pasty, but also, though novel arrangement of the fillings, prevents the jelly from diffusing into the bread, making it soggy.

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    7. Re:Crustless PB&J? by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      A little info on Albie's. I'm originally from MI (actually lower MI where pasties aren't as popular). I've never actually seen an Albie's grocery store, but I have seen a fast food like Albie's in Grayling, MI. It's a very small chain of only a few stores.

      Pasties are their main draw, but that's about it. From what I understand, pasties were originally imported from Europe as the early equivalent of a boxed lunch. Something that you could eat when you had your lunch break out in the middle of nowhere.

      I wonder if the Hot Pockets people are going to be sued next...

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    8. Re:Crustless PB&J? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, he was doing it in Mexico... the land of the free.

  78. Another consequence of the cost of patent suits by hacksoncode · · Score: 1
    So let's see... how would we do this. If you know your patent is being infringed, you are required to spend $4 million to sue every 4 year old who comes up to you and eats a crustless PB&J in front of you or you lose your patent forever?

    Right...

    The reason Unisys didn't sue until it was no longer small potatoes is that it wasn't *worth it* until it was worth it.

    BTW, that PB&J patent everyone complains about is actually for a pretty cool invention. It has nothing to do with pasties. It involves application of layers of permeable and impermeable foodstuffs (such as J and PB) in a rather clever way that keeps the bread from getting soggy while it sits on a shelf for a month.

    1. Re:Another consequence of the cost of patent suits by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Well, no, the patent is on any crustless sandwich, with one or more fillings, that are crimped around the edges (actually, it isn't even crustless - it just has to have a PORTION of the crust removed to violate this patent). If they were patenting some clever way of keeping the bread from getting soggy, they wouldn't have sued Albies. The patent may talk about various clever ways of doing things, but what they patented is much more basic, AND THAT"S THE PROBLEM with patents like these.

      The subtext of the patent is that they couldn't get a patent on merely crimping a sandwich to seal in the fillings. They had to add in "a portion of the crust removed" to add a novel element. Yeah, novel. Ask any mother with a kid who doesn't like the crust. Note well: making a sealed sandwich WITH A CRUST is not a violation of this patent. Removing the crust from that sealed sandwich IS infringing.

      I've been making PB&J sandwiches, with two layers of peanut butter and a layer of jelly in between, for a long time. I've also made sandwiches with two layers of cheese and a ham filling in between, pressed in one of those sandwich griller things that CRIMPS THE EDGES. If I, personally, didn't like crusts, it would be obvious to then remove the crusts (either before or after crimping them). If someone I was making the sandwich for didn't like crusts, it would also be obvious to remove them. I don't personally recall whether I ever made a sandwich like that without the crust more than a year before the filing date of this patent (Dec 1997). Actually, sometimes the sandwich griller sort of removes them by itself if I'm not careful, so I've probably at least removed "a portion" of the crust before this was "invented".

    2. Re:Another consequence of the cost of patent suits by hacksoncode · · Score: 1
      Did you even read the claims? It's a necessary element that there be a second foodstuff encapsulated inside two layers of a first foodstuff, and then surrounded by bread and crimped.

      I'm not going to argue about whether it was novel or not at the time of filing (nor about whether *you* did it or not, unless you published your procedure). I don't have enough information to know that.

    3. Re:Another consequence of the cost of patent suits by tricorn · · Score: 1

      I obviously had read the claims, as I was referring to specific elements of them. You obviously didn't read them, or your reading comprehension is shot, or you don't understand how claims work. If ALL of the elements of ANY claim is present, then it infringes on the patent.Thus, claim 1, which says nothing about sealing or needing more than one filling:

      1. A sealed crustless sandwich, comprising:

      a first bread layer having a first perimeter surface coplanar to a contact surface;

      at least one filling of an edible food juxtaposed to said contact surface;

      a second bread layer juxtaposed to said at least one filling opposite of said first bread layer, wherein said second bread layer includes a second perimeter surface similar to said first perimeter surface;

      a crimped edge directly between said first perimeter surface and said second perimeter surface for sealing said at least one filling between said first bread layer and said second bread layer;

      wherein a crust portion of said first bread layer and said second bread layer has been removed.
      Claim number 1 is only talking about "at least one" filling. Claim number 4 brings up 3 fillings, then claim 5 talks about sealing properties. Claim 7 is specifically a PB&J, with the jelly completely surrounded by the peanut butter. Claims 9 and 10 are pretty much a restatement of the earlier claims, with minor bits changed and the sealing properties not claimed in 9, only in 10.

      Then there's the issue that a patent really tries to claim as much as it can. That all of the claims in this patent are "with a portion of the crust removed" is a strong implication that the patent wouldn't have been granted for ANY of the claims except for that portion. Thus, this really is a patent on taking the crust off of a non-novel sealed/crimped sandwich, whether with one or multiple fillings, whether those fillings surround each other or have sealing properties. Don't you think if they could they would have claimed all of those things both with and without the crust? The only thing they managed to get by the patent examiner was "with a portion of the crust removed". Maybe it was novel "in the literature", but it is beyond even the Patently Obvious criterion that the USPTO and the courts use.

      Do you really think that the state of the art of making PB&J sandwiches has changed significantly in the last 7 years? I don't give myself as an example of being particularly clever, but of it being TOTALLY FREAKING OBVIOUS to anyone skilled in the art of making sandwiches, i.e. just about every mother in the United States at the very least for the last 50 years. Or maybe I should publish how I pour milk on my cereal to make sure no one patents that? Just for the record, I pour it on AFTER I put the cereal in the bowl. Oh, and when I make instant oatmeal, I put in milk, microwave it for 1 minute, stir, microwave another minute, then ADD MORE MILK. Maybe I should patent the adding more milk part, it isn't totally obvious you know. Hmm, claim 2 will be adding fruit AFTER microwaving and before adding the extra milk, and claim 3 will be where the fruit is sliced banana. Just for good measure, I'll add in claims 4 and 5, where the fruit is added AFTER the extra milk.

      If they made patent examiners have the same sense as you, there'd be all these ridiculous ... wait, are you a patent examiner, by any chance?

  79. Re:Patent opposition procedures are no silver bull by hacksoncode · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You also have to deal with the problem that if the PTO is made aware of a bit of prior art and *goes ahead and stupidly grants the patent anyway*, then you're totally screwed, because that prior art is presumed to have been validly considered and rejected.

    Even if it does have an effect, all it does is give the patenter an opportunity to craft their claims to carefully avoid the prior art while still being annoying.

    For this reason, patent lawyers will often tell you *not* to challenge a patent application until after it's granted.

  80. Not that anyone wants to hear more of these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But the company I work for (I should stay anonymous for legal reasons related to this post) has been contacted twice in the past six months about possible patent infringement.

    The first time was a patent on storing a subset of our customers who chose to be on a mailing list in a seperate computer file. (This happened when we extracted the mailing list from the DB). Their fee was low so we just paid up on this one even though we knew how stupid it was. It just costs too much to argue.

    The second time was a patent on recommending new products to a customer based on the purchasing history of other customers. We've stopped doing that one as their fee was huge and again, it just costs too much to argue. We now recommend based only on viewing habits, not buying. I'm waiting for someone else to tell us we can't do that either.

    These decisions made my blood boil, but were probably sound from a business perspective. Still, we aren't even a large company. If I've seen two in six months I imagine a lot of people are getting burned like this. It gives me a little hope then, that when enough people have been burned it will force change.

    Kind of a "tragedey of the commons" -- the patent-pirates will destroy their own environment. Except in this case I might prefer to call it a "comedy of the commons".

    I shure hope it all comes around soon.

  81. Personally, I think by Bin_jammin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that patents ought to have a sunset provision, kind of a use-it or lose-it. Something along the lines of patents holding for 6 or 8 years, with a mandatory renewal at the end, and every two years after that. If the renewal is not optioned, an expiration notice is sent, with a 180 day grace period for renewal, and revocation afterwards. This will weed out a lot of dead wood in the patent world, and make the patenter's clearing house firms that make a killing on buying up old patents do more work to keep the system in check.

  82. Patents assigned only to Individuals by richardoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, it's just a thought but...
    1) Since inventors are people, how about restricting the assignee to people only.
    2) Make all payments to the assignee and or inventor a matter of public record.
    3) Make it illegal to withhold license of patents to individuals or corporations willing to pay more than the current maximum amount stated in public record.
    (Wordy example):
    So Joe Inventor creates a widget for Company Z. Joe would be the inventor and some other person is (maybe even Joe) will be the assignee. Z Company will license the ability to make widgets by paying $1000 to the assignee. The $1000 is posted as a mater of public record. Now anyone or any company can pay $1001 to the assignee and have a license to produce the widgets.
    A market effect of an open auction etc..

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    1. Re:Patents assigned only to Individuals by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Corporations are legally people for all intents and purposes too, though. It's that way by design.

    2. Re:Patents assigned only to Individuals by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      For all intents and purposes?
      Have corporations the right to vote?

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    3. Re:Patents assigned only to Individuals by alexo · · Score: 1


      Case 1:
      Alice and Bob invent and create gadget X.
      The work and effort of both was essential.
      Who gets the patent?

      Case 2:
      Alice, Bob, Chelsea, David, Emma, Fred, Gail, Howard, Inga and John invent and create gadget Y.
      The work and effort of all the individuals involved was essential.
      Who gets the patent?

      Case 2:
      The R&D department of General Motors create gadget Z.
      The work and effort of countless individuals was essential.
      Who gets the patent?

  83. Reduce patent lengths by blitz487 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An even better way is to just reduce patents from 17 years to 5. This reduces the incentive for patenting trivialities, and if they do get patented, it becomes a more reasonable strategy to just wait it out.

    1. Re:Reduce patent lengths by Surt · · Score: 1

      Waiting it out is what the length of the term is designed to prevent. You don't want your invention suppressed for 5 years while a corporation waits to market it. You don't want to try to build an effective distribution for a new product in 5 years either, it takes more time than that.

      The term has to be long enough to allow you to build a distribution network to work around the existing corps if they won't work out a deal with you (would rather wait out the patent term).

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    2. Re:Reduce patent lengths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The length of patent should be dependent on the field of application, relative to how hard it is to come up with the invention. For some fields, 17 years makes sense, e.g. drugs where several years are taken just to get approval. For others, 5 minutes are enough, like software. Oh and the application fee should be relative to the reverse of the time length, so the 17-year patent should cost a thousand or two, and the 5-minute patent should cost millions. :-]

  84. Patent system gone awry! by themuffinking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The patent system was concieved to protect unique, innovative, and useful ideas. Now, I may not be one to complain, but I seriously doubt the uniqueness of the spiral stack of post-it notes, which is almost identical in its description to the patent on a straight stack of post-it notes. Also, software patents just suck in general. There should be no such thing as a software patent, merely copyrights on source code. For instance, the original patent on the Windows OS ended several years ago, because patents only last 7 years. At the time that the patent ends, the patent holder is required to release the product to the public for use. I don't know about you, but I payed good money for this crap-o-rific Windows XP. Do you know why? Because Microsoft filed a patent for every single friggin' line of code they've ever written (obviously an exaggeration, but they have taken out multiple patents as ways of extending expired patents). I say we abolish the patent system, abolish all forms of unbacked currency, and go to the liberty dollar.

  85. Patent problems in the world of GaN by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was in a meeting with some people from a company that is developing SiC (Silicon Carbide) wafers and devices that is doing some work on GaN (Gallium Nitride). (SiC is good at very high temperatures and voltages and harsh environments. GaN is also very tough, but can be used at higher frequencies). One of the reasons they haven't pursued GaN devices very much is that it's a minefield of patents. There are so many patents on so many little aspects of GaN device development, that small players face a big risk trying to develop something. Only big companies with substantial patent portfolios (that they can cross license) and legal teams can really hope to develop something. Which is unfortunate, because a lot of the really good cutting edge work is done at small companies.

    Unless someone comes up with something creative, GaN device technology will be hampered by the proliferation of minor patents.

    This is even in the absence of dumb patents (like one click shopping) - these are patents for serious semiconductor work. In this case, stronger patent protections are hampering progress (to no one's benefit) rather than facilitating it.

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  86. Regulatory Capture by MagicMike · · Score: 1

    The main problem with the system is that it suffers from regulatory capture:

    http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:yDK_liolfEo J: www.iipe.org/conference2002/papers/McMahon.pdf+reg ulatory+capture&hl=en

    The IEEE solutions sound like they might be able to evade the problem of a "superior staff" by distributing the analysis phase to all interested parties, as well as special masters.

    But the problem of the whole system being financed by those that are trying to get patents leads me to think that it will always be crooked unless the money link between people that want patents and people that grant patents is broken

  87. I don't mind as much about the big guys by r6144 · · Score: 1
    Patents are in some ways similar to nuclear weapons in that you can often (but not always) get Assured Mutual Destruction with them, therefore avoiding many lawsuits.

    I feel just a bit concerned that a big country, such as the US, has nukes, but I would feel very concerned if some potentially unresponsible small country, such as North Korea, has nukes. Same for patents.

  88. This ones easy. by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1
    What do you call 10,000 lawyers on the moon?

    A good start.

    Seriously, folks, I'll be here all week.

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  89. Sue the USPTO by apenzott · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If we can sue auto manufacturers for defective products and workmanship that result in a tragic economic loss and loss of livelihood, then the people/companies can sue the USPTO for dereliction of duty and lack of fudiciary responsibity in handling fraudulent patent claims that result in unnecessary and expensive litigation.

    If a district court judge agrees with this then he can effectively order the USPTO to clean up its act or face sanctions or have the status of issued "patents" greatly altered. ("I judge Ronald M White decree that all district 13 patent lawsuits shall be heard in my courtroom." and then declare their own ground rules of patently absurd engagement.)

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    1. Re:Sue the USPTO by SquarePants · · Score: 1

      There is longstanding precedent in the US that you can only sue the government for failure to comply with their administartive duties (i.e duties which are purely administrative and require no real "judgment" decisions), not for failure to comply with discretionary duties (i.e., "judgment calls"). In other words you can sue the government for failing to properly fill in a pothole on the highway which results in an accident. However you cannot sue the governemnt for issuing a patent that should not have been issues as this is a discresionary decision.

      There is a reason for this. Without this type of immunity, the Government, and its employees, would be paralysed for fear of liability and would never make a decision

  90. Real programmers ... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    ... have fractional fingers.

    Double programmers have fractional fingers on both hands.

    Integer programmers have complete fingers.

    Hex programmers have sixteen complete fingers.

    Octal programmers don't use their thumbs, only their (complete) fingers.

  91. Re:Patent opposition procedures are no silver bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This works fine for Sun vs. Microsoft and such, but it does no good when you have companies like Forgent who have essentially transformed themselves into a revenue-by-patent-based-extortion company. I believe Sony paid $7m to license Forgent's JPEG patent. That $7m would have paid for a hell of a lot of challenges.

  92. It's pretty easy to fix US Parents... by Ensign+Regis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Although you'll probably want to sedate them first.

  93. Suggested fixes too slippery to be pratical by midnighttoadstool · · Score: 1
    It has a great overview of how the system has evolved and how much it favours the big patent holders, and suggests 3 specific fixes:

    ...and the fixes that follow are complicated Band-Aids which are likely to create their own distortions, and don't address the fundamentally flawed principles that caused the problem in the first place (like allowing business rule software patents and a PTO that is funded by the appliquees).

    I can only wonder at the motivation of the writers of this piece: it looks like a device to distract people into thinking that there is a solution to the patents problem that does not involve returning to what was before. These solutions are too complicated or difficult: they will be born with malformations due to undue influence from those with an interest in the status quo, and their complexity is likely to allow ample scope for being abused by clever people.

    These solutions remind me of the attempt in the UK to make everything absolutely fair with the result of weighing everyone down with unlimited amounts of complicated paper-work.

    I may have one myself : but I really do hate hate hate the product of mediocre minds.

    'create incentives and opportunities for parties to challenge the novelty and nonobviousness of an invention before the PTO grants a patent,'

    .. which creates a system dependent on people motivated enough to bother doing the job of the PTO (the PTO is HUUUGE!).

    examine the important patents meticulously; don't waste effort on the unimportant ones that can be ousted early

    And who is to make the judgement call over those that are important and those that are not. I bet the one-click patent was seen as nothing much really by the guy(s) who examined it. Further the judge becomes very important and therefore a point of corruption.

    and for examining prior art, use judges and special masters rather than uninformed juries."

    Sounds great, doesn't it, but experts are not without their own set of problems as seen in the judicial system; I doubt many would be comfortable with juries composed of "experts". Choosing these "special masters" is not a trivial matter. There are good reasons for picking juries from 12 "ordinary" men and women.

    What a load of rubbish.

  94. Computerization by Audacious · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As I wrote some time ago (I looked for it so I could just put the link in here but couldn't find it on SlashDot), one of the things that keeps getting left out of this debate, is the fact that because the PTO is being bombarded by thousands of patents each year it needs to computerize the way it works. The steps I see are:

    1. Create a dictionary of all words used in applying for a patent. This is rather obvious because a good spell checker is needed anyway. But this goes beyond that. It allocates a unique id number to each of the document's words. This allows you to reduce the overall size of the document quite a bit. (After all, if you use a four byte word that gives you around four billion words and the largest dictionary only has a couple hundred thousand words in it.) Legal jargon usually uses more than four letters in a word and thus the document would be smaller overall.

    2. A second dictionary of terms which are equal to each other. This dictionary would grow over time. Basically, things like "flashlight", "Light emitting device", "a device with a lamp in it which projects a beam", and "hand held light device" are all the same or similar. Thus, when a term which is unrecognized comes up in a document it can be added to one of the lists and from then on it is associated with that term. (And yeah, they should be able to add, remove, etc... from the list.)

    3. The program should have already scanned all previous patents and created the above two dictionaries. Then when a new patent comes through (since they have to be submitted electronically now anyways) it is passed through the program which determines how closely a given document comes to other patents. Note that this is different from "are the sentences the same" or "are the sentences in the same order". The program should not care what order anything appears in - just do a search like Google and find how many words are the same or similar (remember they could replace all words of "flashlight" with "hand held light emitting device" via word processor).

    3a. Since the patent system is divided up into various areas (ie: Games, Construction, etc...) the program should scan across all boundaries to ensure that something from one area is not now being patented in another area.

    3b. All entries should be listed (just like with Google) in a descending order of revelance. So a patent which was given out in, say 1816 (The Stirling Engine) isn't re-patented as "The Audacious Engine" simply because all of the places where it says "Engine" in the orginal patent are replaced by "a non-internal combustion device".

    4. All applied for patents should be kept on file so they too can be checked against. Notes on why the patent was denied should also be kept on file so they can be referred back to.

    People may say we can't do this. Google has to handle over a billion web pages yet it can do it in a matter of a few seconds. There are only a couple million patents. The PTO should be able to handle this really easily. Hire the guys from Google to set things up. (And no - I don't work for Google.)

    As for graphical pictures showing how something works - it depends. There are software packages which can compare one item/picture to another but all it would take is to accidentally send the picture reversed, rotated slightly so it looks different, use different colors, shades, shadows, etc.... You can look for similarities but that is about it.

    In any event - it is nice that the powers that be are trying to fix the problem (or at least suggest changes) but it would be more realistic to try to automate the whole process so the patents can be throw out faster and faster. Which is why both good and bad patents are needed and both should have their own set of dictionaries. You need the bad patents in there as a way to say "Hey! Here are examples of why you can't have a patent!" Further, the bad patents could be used just like the good ones to show how someone tried once before to get something pas

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    1. Re:Computerization by kisielk · · Score: 1

      Great idea! You should patent it :p

    2. Re:Computerization by lakeland · · Score: 1

      They already have this. Basically it isn't good enough at noting a) is similar to b), especially when coupled with a strong incentive to grant patents.

      Now, if you made your software about flashlights a bit smarter, then it might start getting useful.

    3. Re:Computerization by yruf · · Score: 1

      i'll just second that.
      Tools like thesauri and classification (see http://www.wipo.int/classifications/fulltext/new_i pc/ipc7/eindex.htm ) are working and possibly the only way to work on this huge number of documents.
      It all comes down to being able to use the existing (expensive) databases...

    4. Re:Computerization by wsloand · · Score: 1

      Funny thing though - I don't remember ever having been asked if I wanted them to be like this. Because I know that if I had been asked - I don't believe I would allow them these rights. Unless all of us got the same rights. But then, the whole US would collapse if we all acted the same way our Congress and Senate acted.

      Actually, you are asked every 2-4 years if you'd like for the system to be like this. It's called voting. Exercise your opinion in this way. If you don't like one of the two major candidates, vote for a minor candidate that you like-- even if the minor candidate doesn't get enough votes to win, the more votes that they get will make it easier for the next set of minor candidates.

      Also, you have a chance to get your representatives, all the way up to president, to see it your way. Write a letter. Write a personalized letter to each of your representatives from your local city councilman to the president.

    5. Re:Computerization by beattie · · Score: 1

      Actually, there already is a patent for this. It's owned by AT&T. It's how AT&T's smart search technology works... by maintaining a knowledgebase that cross references similar terms so that people who say one thing and mean another can still find what they want.

      I know this because my dad is the inventor on the 3 related patents.

    6. Re:Computerization by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Actually, no we were not. Congress and the Senate are not supposed to pass bills which modify either of them (ie:Changes to Congress and the Senate are supposed to be voted on by the people) yet they continue to do so. Presently, the laws which they have passed and never asked anyone if they could do so include:

      1. Not having to vote a pay raise each year. Originally both Congress and the Senate had to vote FOR a pay raise. In this way, the founding fathers assured the public at large that Congress and the Senate would never abuse money coming in to the government. It would be a public scrutiny rather than just an after thought. However, both the Congress and Senate conspired together and passed a law which tied their salary increases to those that the Supreme Court gets automatically each year. The reason the Supreme Court gets it is because they were set up so they could not be bribed (supposedly). However, unlike the Supreme Court, both the Congress and Senate were there for the people and at the leave of the people. Thus, they were not supposed to get a free ride when it came to salaries. This problem can only be corrected by taking the entire thing to the Supreme Court and having it thrown out. The chances anyone being able to remove it are the same as hell freezing over. That is to say it would take a majority and no one wants to cut off their paycheck.

      2. The removal of Congress and the Senate from having to pay into or be a part of the Social Security program. Congress and the Senate voted to remove themselves from the Social Security Act and to instead put in place a new regime where, when they retire from service, they are paid their annual salary (with pay increases each year) for the rest of their life. Just like the president is paid. Unlike the generous gift the people of the United States gave to the president for having to take on the hardest job in the country, this was a coup by Congress and the Senate. Think of it. 1)Both the Congress and the Senate know that Social Security sucks and got themselves out of it as quickly as they could, and 2)Since there are 100 Senators and (Population/X) number of Congressmen in office at any one time, this means that as the years go by our largest payout will be the retirement salaries of these people. Since most Senators and Congressmen make over $100,000.00 a year and since presently there are somewhere around 400 Congressmen for a grand total of 500 people in all; we are looking at $500 million a year just in retirement payouts for just the people currently in office. Under Social Security the payout would only be somewhere around $2,000.00 a month * 12 = $24,000.00 a year per person or $12,000,000.00 a year. Now, multiply the $500 million times the number of years this has been going on and you can easily see it is more than a billion dollars a year being paid out to people who, IMHO, do not deserve it.

      3. No accountability for writing bad checks. Congressmen and Senators are above the law when it comes to writing bad checks. This has been shown many times and on a rare occasion, when someone vastly abuses the right to do this - something has been done about it. But only rarely are our nation's Congressmen and Senators held accountable for their inability to balance their personal checkbooks. Yet we entrust these people to run out country. Is it any wonder we are having the problems we do?

      4. Placing companies above the law. As with insurance companies and HMOs, PPOs, etc.... There are new instances of Congress and the Senate giving Carte Blanc to companies. Putting them above reproach and above the law. Never before have we had people or companies above the law. Everyone has been answerable and thus have always taken precautions to ensure that what they did was within the law. Now though, the laws written to protect us from companies who produce such things as Vioxx are being removed. This, to me, is the largest indicator that we are coming into a time of crisis. For when people, corporation, or coun

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    7. Re:Computerization by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Actually, the payment of fees to the Patent Office should be modified so that each time a patent is submitted some sort of a fee is charged. Presently (someone correct me if I am wrong about this!) I believe that there is a single fee paid and then X number of tries are allowed before the person has to pay another fee. If the fees were lowered somewhat but were charged each time then the "incentive to grant patents" would be removed. Instead (unfortunately) there were be an incentive to NOT grant the patent as they would make more money in this manner. However, because Congress is stealing money from the PTO, the PTO might still grant the patents just to get back at them.

      In a related story....

      One of our engineers who was retiring was in a meeting with some high level people. When asked for his input into a problem he smiled, calmly told them that he had put in his retirement paperwork that morning, was leaving, didn't want a going away party, and then promptly tore into all of the high level people about just how badly they were running everything, how stupid they all were, and how it took them ten times as long to do anything. His parting remarks were that Best Buy could do a better job at service than any of them combined together.

      I'm not sure if he will be back Monday or not. But he was smiling and he looked a heck of a lot happier than I've ever seen him in a long, long time. He's been working with the department for the past forty years.

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  95. They can try by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They can't patent it, I have prior art here!

    The first suggestion that comes to my mind is the PO could put the patent to the public to submit proir art BEFORE it is granted. Then the PO could examine use any submissions against the patent. That would have to be a cheaper way of doing research.
  96. Short Expiration w/ Expensive Renewal by KidSock · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The last time this came up someone posted an interesting idea. If the USPTO can't reasonably review all the patent applications simply accept them all. But change the expiration to say 2 years with an option to renew the patent for the full 17 year and make the renewal cost a considerable amount of money (eg $40,000). This will give legitimite patents the protection they need to develop their idea enough to know if it's worth more effot. It wouldn't stop people from filing frivolous patents but the submarine patents would probably disappear almost entirely.

    1. Re:Short Expiration w/ Expensive Renewal by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      An license auction is what they already have. Sorry but it is not working, there are no short cuts in scrutiny.

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    2. Re:Short Expiration w/ Expensive Renewal by banana+fiend · · Score: 1

      No offense KidSock, but I think that's not going to work.

      Why? Because let's say I invent a new item that is a vast improvement on a very succesful product already on the market. Now let's say I patent that idea and set up my own company to make these new items.

      ItemCorp then sees what I'm doing and does its best to ensure that I do not profit in any way for 2 years - dirty tricks, advertisement flooding anything. 2 years later, I'm broke, and the expensive renewal beyond me - now ItemCorp simply steps in and uses my idea without me being able to do anything about it.

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  97. USPTO Should Hold Patents w/o Implementation by xelph · · Score: 1

    Tired of all these people who spend their time producing patents just based on ideas while others are doing the hard work of implementing similar ideas without patenting, only to be sued later. Tired also of all the lawyers and organizations who collect patents in order to sue implementors, which is an awfully selfish purpose that is highly detrimental to the common good. Having an idea is easy. Having an idea and implementing it is what deserves credit. You could still obtain a patent just based on an idea but anyone who implements it before you do would be exempt from licensing it from you. And if you buy a patent, you would not be able to collect money unless you also provide an implementation. In the end, this would be beneficial to the general public.

  98. Dear Slashdotter by rk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You have engaged in the following logical fallacy:

    False Dichotomy

    By stating that one cannot be against patents unless they are a communist.

    A patent is a rule that states that I can't do certain things with my property and labour. for example: make a sealed crustless peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sell it to a willing customer. Absent the patent, this is legal. But the patent system, a collective body of rules limiting the forms of commerce I may engage in with my customers using my property and my labour, states that this is illegal behaviour unless I first acquire a licence from the patent holder. This is therefore a restraint of free market economics, as a third party may now use state coercion to enforce an unnatural monopoly that interferes with the voluntary exchange of goods and services. Therefore the state has been granted more power to direct my labor and capital.

    You can certainly disagree with the previous paragraph, and I have a few issues with it myself, but it is an anti-patent statement that is certainly not communist, as it holds paramount the individual right of ownership of capital and labour. If memory serves, communists aren't big fans of that.

    1. Re:Dear Slashdotter by back_pages · · Score: 1
      False Dichotomy
      By stating that one cannot be against patents unless they are a communist.

      Whatever makes you feel better.

      What I have actually said is that being against patents is unwittingly to support a fascist economy. Whatever it takes to make you feel better about that, be my guest. I don't have a problem with that rationalization, however it doesn't even put a dent in the fact that the patent system is what preserves economic advantages for American innovators and therefore prevents our economy from slipping into the fascist economy I mention - demonstrated most handily by those Communists with whom Slashdotters are apparently so enamored.

      If you read back over my posts, you'll find that I say nothing about how perfect our system is - and I don't believe it to be so. That doesn't mean, however, that patents are bad. If we decide that intellectual property rights are bad, that is something we WILL have in common with the fascists and Communists (among other traits), but this one I firmly believe is not an admirable characteristic.

    2. Re:Dear Slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unm... One teeny tiny problem - Fascists encouraged patent rights, as they were all about the merger of state and corporate power.

      Patents ARE fascism!

    3. Re:Dear Slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing a key point here. The infringing sandwich in question is called the pasty. They're sold by a lot of places, not just the one store. Having lived in michigan my entire life, and as the article states, I can attest to the fact that the pasty has been around for a long long time. Smuckers doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    4. Re:Dear Slashdotter by rk · · Score: 1

      Erm, I only referred to the sandwich patent as an example. The only thing I was trying to refute is being anti-patent is automatically a communist (or a fascist... people seem to mix the two up a lot. There are similarities, but they're quite different.) position. I was merely demonstrating that a laissez-faire (just about the antithesis of communism) argument does exist against patents.

      I agree with you totally that they don't have a chance. I haven't lived in Michigan my entire life, but when I was a kid I did live in Oak Park for three years (my dad managed the Kresge at 8 Mile Road and Dequindre) and remember the pasty fairly well.

    5. Re:Dear Slashdotter by rk · · Score: 1

      Well, you can wave your hands and say "whatever" all you want, but the fact of the matter is you said that (and I quote) 'When people suggest we should "do away with patents", an equivalent statement is, "Gee, living in a communist society would be great."' You made a false equivocation, I gave a counter-example.

      You didn't even say anthing about a "fascist economy" in the post I was refuting. You are aware that fascist economics and communist economics, while both being socialist in nature, are in fact quite different things?

      I also never said anything about you thinking the current system was perfect. You're changing your argument as you go, while making an assertion to which you have not given any sort of defense. When I present a fairly cogent counterexample to your assertion, you just walk away.

  99. No mention of triple damages by CarlDenny · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmm, the article seemed like a good overview with some useful suggestions.

    But it completely left out the biggest, IMHO, problem with the patent system: triple damage for "knowingly infringing." This one policy (not sure if it's in the law, or a court precedent) simply has to go before any reform based on competitors will work.

    As it is, every IP lawyer tells every engineer to go out of their way not to learn about competitors patents. And certainly don't write down that you know. And abso-friggin-lutely don't let the patent lawyer know that you know. Because if there's proof, boom! triple damages. Regardless of whether you also "knew" that there was prior art, that your company already had a patent that covered the same thing, that the patent was invalid, or that it was obvious to a skilled practitioner of the art.

    Overturning this one aspect of the patent system would let tech companies actively monitor their competitors patents, get valuable technical details out of them, and challenge the patents *before* infringement suits are brought by the holders. It would curb the worst of the submarine patents because companies would *know* when someone patents a standard (esp one being developed) without being forced to turn a blind eye to avoid tripling their liability later.

  100. Higher S/N ratio discussion at: by EdlinUser · · Score: 1

    www.ip-wars.net/story/2004/12/7/17438/7975
    "Paten t Reforms Mustn't Undermine Traditional Patents"

    Check out the rest of ip-wars.net while you're there. It's a wide ranging discussion of IP issues as they affect Free software.

    This is a new site and you can still get a 3 digit UID. ;-)

  101. will it work?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we don't know and don't have time to go through all the stupid software patents, why don't we put a small ad or column in newspaper saying "Hey , I am working on a website or procedure which will do this this this... If you or your company think that I violate your patent, let me know in 2 months, otherwise keep quite forever...and enact this as a law which will let the patent holders do all the work of reading every paper in every state and we will forget about patent and concentrate on doing something useful...

  102. Re:Statute of limitation on patent infringement su by SquarePants · · Score: 1

    Your premise that "patent holders are permitted to sit on their patents and do nothing, even when they are aware of infringing acts" is simply incorrect. The law (under something called the doctrine of laches) specifically prohibits someone from "sitting on his rights" so that additional damages accrue. The doctrine of laches applies to basically every civil action including an action for patent infringement.

    In addition, there is already a statute of limitation for patent actions. You are not allowed to recover damages for infringements which occurred 6 or more years from the date you file your lawsuit.

  103. I'm going to patent... by IInventedTheInternet · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent stupidity....

    ....Imagine the royalties.....

  104. so am I insane? by plorqk · · Score: 1

    I want to be a patent examiner.

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  105. I plan on patenting religion by plorqk · · Score: 1

    that way you'll have to pay to get into heaven (sound familiar?)

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  106. Real Peer Review... Re:This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    don't waste effort on the unimportant ones that can be ousted early, and for examining prior art, use judges and special masters rather than uninformed juries.


    Real peer review with the patent examiners playing technically competent referree is a much better idea. It should be a law that if you submit a patent, you are willing to either peer-review at least 5 other similar patents yourself, or are willing to pay whatever the PTO determines is the market rate for equally competent experts in the field to consult and do the peer review. If the patent is being assigned to anyone other than the inventors, then the financial responsibility for peer review is born by them. If they opt instead to let you do the peer review, then by law they guarantee that you will suffer no adverse consequences from them (loss of employment, benefits, etc...) on the basis of your confidential evaluation of the patents and must agree to provide you with the resources (Journal access, computer time, etc...) that you need to do a proper review. If you do not pay or participate properly in the reviews, your own patents are invalidated.

    Qualified experts can be drawn on the basis of having patents or scholarly publications in that area. To protect against conflicts of interest, the reviewers can not be coauthors or coemployees of the inventors. (The standard NSF peer review rules are probably good enough on conflicts of interest.)

    This has three very important benefits:
    1) Patents will be much more costly to get, although that cost is payable "in kind" so as not to disadvantage small inventors who want to participate.

    2) The patents that make it through review will be much stronger and better written as well --- since the inventor will have to pay more for the time to deal with poorly written ones.

    3) The people reviewing a patent will often be your competitors and so the mildly adversarial nature of the system is more likely to lead to properly balanced claims rather than the Gold Rush mentality of today.

  107. For the goodsake of mankind by RealBorg · · Score: 1

    abandon the entire concept of intellectual property. Millions of people are suffering because they cannot afford the artifically expensive medicine. Thousands have ended in jail or with an otherwise ruined life because of some copyright violation. Innovations are beeing held back because corporations are better off selling and licensing the ancestor. New players are hard to get into any market because they cannot afford the numerous patents held by the establishment.

  108. schizophrenia, depression, unemployment... by Goonie · · Score: 2, Informative
    Look, I fully support the legalization of the stuff, but there's evidence that marijuana can seriously screw with the heads of some people.

    This New Scientist article discusses the evidence for a link between regular pot use and schizophrenia. There is also a possibly a link between pot and depression, but it's hard to tell because regular dope smokers often fail at education and end up unemployed - not exactly a great outcome either.

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    1. Re:schizophrenia, depression, unemployment... by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the NS article, but I do work with many people who are hard core users of a variety of drugs, and a lot of other people who work in similar occupations.

      You can normally tell what drugs a person uses by their personalities, but the dope users are far and away the easiest ones to pick---the paranoia and depression stand out a mile away.

      Interestingly though, drugs only seem to amplify personality traits that already exist. The question becomes one of cause and effect. Do marijuana users become paranoid and depressed because of marijuana, or do people use marijuana as a way of taking away the pain of their nascent psychological illness?

      As always in these arguments, it's probably a bit of both. I just wish the damn stuff had never been discovered...

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      Cogito, ergo sig.

    2. Re:schizophrenia, depression, unemployment... by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      I used to do a lot of pot, back in the eighties, and I do mean a LOT.

      These days, I can't touch the stuff. The last time I smoked a jay (at a concert) I spent the next 3 months experiencing a major derpression episode.

      So, I can attest to the fact that at least in my case it can indeed "screw with your head". I'm not saying that it should be banned, but we should at least start being honest with ourselves and our kids about the stuff.

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    3. Re:schizophrenia, depression, unemployment... by mesterha · · Score: 1

      This New Scientist article discusses the evidence for a link between regular pot use and schizophrenia. There is also a possibly a link between pot and depression, but it's hard to tell because regular dope smokers often fail at education and end up unemployed - not exactly a great outcome either.

      To be fair, regular alcohol use has been shown to be much worse, but I'm glad alcohol is legal because it makes it easier for people with a problem to get help.

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    4. Re:schizophrenia, depression, unemployment... by crazyeddie740 · · Score: 1

      I was about to say correlation is not causation. Then I RTFA.

    5. Re:schizophrenia, depression, unemployment... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Anything ingested except maybe water and clean air have the potential to screw up some tiny percentage through various reactions.
      I remember hearing about one guy who a pretty nice/good person by all acounts, yet every great once in a while his temper would be uncontrollable and he would scream and yell at the slightest provocation or even none at all.
      Finally one time he hit someone and it scared him so bad he started digging into it hard. Eventually they traced to a food allergy. He stopped eating that fairly common food (chocolate IIRC) and has never had a problem since.
      The real question would be is it a 1 in a million thing (like the guy I just mentioned) or frequent enough to be problem.
      Problem is with it so heavilly banned (all out of proportion from what we do know) there isn't even the kind of research going on to figure these things out like we should.

      Mycroft

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    6. Re:schizophrenia, depression, unemployment... by DShard · · Score: 1

      There has been no credible research into it's effects long/short term ever. There will not be any for the forseeable future. Anyone who claims that they are doing credible research is not.

      The problem is the _only_ legal research being conducted are carefully controlled and must be about _detrimental_ effects. How do you test it with certainty if you cannot test it in human subjects.

      Furthermore how do you know reliably anything about regular abusers. The very nature of the substances legal status leads to fuzzy math. The only users you really know about are the ones in jail. I wonder the correlation of inmates to people who fail in both eductation and employment?

  109. but this is a lie! by Changa_MC · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Have you ever smoked pot? Have you ever studied the research about the effects of pot?

    Scientific studies have been done, and we know that pot is less harmful than tabacco.

    To say otherwise without scientific backing of any kind, is mere noise.

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  110. the most addictive drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Alcohol, a supposed soft drug is addictive and
    > you can overdose on it.

    I've always thought that the most addictive drugs were the legal ones. The three 'legal' drugs, Nicotine, Caffine and Alcohol, are all known to be highly addictive, and probably physically addictive. And, basically, Congress is addicted to all three, so they're addicts, and you can never count on an addict to be rational about their drug of choice. And the voters are similarly addicted, so everybody's blind and in denial about the damage done when they drink themselves stupid or smoke a pack a day.

    But of course the most vigorous anti-drug people are themselves addicts of one of the approved drugs. Like Wm Bennett smoked 3 packs a day while he was the US 'drug czar'.

    Sometimes even illegal drugs are considered 'approved', all it takes is you thinking that the drug you take is OK and safe. And, basically, any addict will say that about their drug. in other words, Heroin addicts will tell you that Heroin is no big deal. If there was more of them, Heroin would be legal although you'd have to be like 18 to get a needle.

  111. problem in ownership by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

    One problem I see is that companys demand any invention be turned over to themselves as terms of employment.

    Decent patent reform would make this illegal - any invention created by an employee under the guise of his job would still be patented and owned by the employee, and the company who funded the invention would automatically get license rights to that patent over the term of the patent IF they pay the filing fee, but the employee could shop it around, develop it himself, etc - but NOT transfer ownership (destroy these scummy patent brokerage houses).

    In my view, such reform would respect the original intention of patent laws: to reward and encourage innovation.

  112. Sillyness of the patent system by Martix · · Score: 1

    I for one find the patents that are given is silly like Clearchannels Live cd patent...how can things like this happen when people have the technolagy and the know how and been done before by others.... even bar bands can do it.. but if they sell at the end of there gig they can get sued by CLearchannel that just plane sucks and is extreamly silly there are a lot more patents that have happened that are just as bad

    http://eff.org/patent/wanted/

    This is a list of sillyness that has to stop

  113. Not just small companies which have a problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    It has a great overview of how the system has evolved and how much it favors the big patent holders

    I have to strongly disagree with this as a universal truth (that is, I'm not saying that it isn't true sometimes). It simply isn't the case that the current patent system necessarily favors large companies.

    I work for one of those "large companies" (I won't tell you which, but it's one of those referenced regularly in these pages...).

    In the case of a large company, patents can act as protection from lawsuits from other large companies (and small ones) through a kind of mutually-assured-destruction type of argument. However, they provide no protection whatever from lawsuits (even though they may be frivolous) from "intellectual property" outfits that ship no products themselves, but file a few patents and wave them at an entire industry demanding money. Even if the threat is entirely without merit, it can tie up a huge amount of engineering effort to defend, especially when there are so many of them (and there are - unless you have been subjected to this, you really wouldn't believe just how frequently this happens).

    The important factor which isn't considered in the spectrum article is exposure. A large company is always going to have a much larger exposure to being sued for alledged infringement than a small company that doesn't ship as many products, and is completely defenceless against a company that doesn't ship anything. Your only option is to pay up (if you actually think the patent is valid) or spend a ridiculous amount of money on attorneys.

    What should a large company do when somebody shows up at its door every week waving an obviously invalid patent at them and claiming that it owes them a dollar for every of the gazillion products it's ever shipped?

    The patent system is broken alright. But I don't honestly think the prescription in the article is the right one. All it's saying is that large companies will be authorized to spend even more money on attorneys earlier in the process. What we really need is much stricter definitions of what constitutes "novelty" to make it easier to toss out obviously unworthy patents whenever it does make it into the hands of the lawyers.

    Just the 2c of a weary engineer who spends a hell of a lot of time talking with his employer's attorneys...

  114. Only issue patents to individuals. by sstidman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have an idea. I think it might help if patents were only issued to individuals, not corporations. The original idea behind patents, as I understand it, was to protect the little guy from competition and give him the chance to profit from his invention, thus encouraging innovation. Large corporations might like the protection offered by a patent, but it can hardly be argued that they need that protection. Also, we see brilliant inventors create ingenious products and then they see nothing more for that than a nice Christmas bonus. I think I would be demotivated if I studied for years, created some incredible technology and then sat back and watched my company claim it as their own and make hundreds of millions off it while I got basically nothing.

    Also, I think it might help to shorten the duration of patents. Technology moves too fast these days for long patents and a lot of cases would never make it to court because they would have been past the statute of limitations. And they should not permit software patents.

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    1. Re:Only issue patents to individuals. by InfraredEyes · · Score: 1

      Technically, the US already issues patents only to the inventors as individuals. The catch is that if you are employed by a corporation your terms of employment will usually include a requirement that you assign all patent rights to the company. The compnay has to pay you for the assignment - it can be as little as one dollar - but most employed inventors have no choice in the matter.

  115. +1 mod parent lazy fuck by svallarian · · Score: 1

    nt

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  116. Software Patents for an Eternity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I won't claim to be able to fix the entire patent process (which I believe is out of control) and I'm personally opposed to Software Patents at all -- but because of the money involved (ie. Lobbies), they ain't going away.

    That said-- the term of software patents is unrealistic. 17 years in the software world is the equivalent of having a manufacturing patent that lasted 120 years. Clearly something of that length is more about stifling innovation rather than encouraging it.

  117. actualy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the already have that, its called a plus search and they alsohave el4ctronic search engines called east and west

  118. How to fix US patents by khrtt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Simple - abandon software patents, and cut down the times for the other patents back to what they were to start with.

    The reason to have a patent system is to encourage the inventors to promote and freely disclose their inventions, rather than keeping them to themselves. Not to protect inventors rights, or anything like that.

  119. Article's wrong about one thing, at least.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The PTO has been operating on fees alone since well before the 1990's.

  120. Re:Aha! again, and TAKE THAT EVILDOERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, we might as well come up with a 4 Step Plan for World Peace! http://www.newpath4.com/01stsolutiontowar_binarypa thwayanswertoworldpeace.htm . I hate them mices to pices too while we're at it!

  121. Useful Patents by caesar79 · · Score: 1

    One problem which the article does not address is how to convert IP, and by implication Patents, to actual innovations and further, how to prevent people from filing Patents to hurt other companies.

    Very simply, IMHO, although IANAL.

    Each valid patent is to be tentatively issued for a period of a year. The holder of the Patent may petition the USPTO for an extension of the validity if and only if the Patent is used in some product that is actively and commercially marketed. Otherwise, the Patent will lapse and the IP will fall into the public domain.

    This will prevent people from filing a patent which they intend to abuse.

  122. So why abstain from guns? by tjstork · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Since abstinence education doesn't work, wouldn't the more enlightened way to curb gun violence be to have gun training programs at every high school, and teach people how to be responsible assault rifle owners?

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    1. Re:So why abstain from guns? by bitwiseNomad · · Score: 1

      wouldn't the more enlightened way to curb gun violence be to have gun training programs at every high school, and teach people how to be responsible assault rifle owners?

      Two things. First, the statement you are making relies on situational ethics. You are attempting to say that the grandparent's methods of dealing with the problems associated with drug use and consensual sex would not work by applying his/ her methods to the problems associated with gun violence. But the fact is that drug use and consensual sex are fundamentally different from gun use in two (and probably more) ways.

      Drug use and consensual sex are either 1.) carried out by a single person whose own body bears the consequences or 2.) carried out between one or more consenting adults. Said another way, only the people participating in the drug use or sex will bear the direct consequences of the actions - physical, emotional, mental, whatever. This is not true in a gunfight. It is possible to have bystander casualties, but more importantly, I doubt that any party participating in a conflict involving a gun is participating because they want to be shot. Simply put, gun violence (operation of a firearm in the direction of another person) is not something that occurs between consensual adults.

      It is a fallacy to think that a method of solving one set of problems should be applied to another set of problems which are so fundamentally different. I think you intended to say that drug use, sex and gun violence should be grouped together because they all fall into some sort of "touchy issue" category.

      That being said, I personally believe that more education regarding gun use can only be a positive thing. Education which teaches you how to keep from hurting yourself or others inadvertently, and education that deals with the times in which it is absolutely necessary to use a gun are both things which I think should be accessible to gun owners (although I have some misgivings about the last part - that is almost akin to moral teaching, and I don't know if I would trust a teacher to not let his/ her own politics cloud their lessons).

      All that being said, gun education is not something that I think belongs in schools as a fair number of students will never wind up owning guns. It would take up too much time and resources to give education to students who would never wind up using it. On the other hand, I am willing to bet that most students wind up having sex eventually and will at some point be exposed to mind altering drugs. In that sense, education is very valuable.

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    2. Re:So why abstain from guns? by tjstork · · Score: 1

      A couple of quick disagreements. First off, you can't say that sex doesn't have societal consequences. In fact, if there is any single activity that does have societal implications, it's sex. Sex is how the species reproduces itself. The outcome of a sexual relationship significantly colors one's view of the world, and the social impact is vast. Too much of an obsession with sex can destroy a family, as can too little.

      The only reason we view sex as harmless is because the aggregate perceptions of our lifestyle have never been seriously examined, because we -want- sex to be viewed as harmless. But it isn't. Not at all.

      Compared to sex, guns are just toys.

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  123. Floating another idea: by simonfunk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What if: filing a patent were essentially free (say $20 to prevent spamming the database) but didn't actually mean anything other than to time-stamp your filing, and then if and when it proved worthwhile, one could pay a much much larger fee to cover the costs of the patent office properly (i.e., unlike now) investigating the worthiness of the patent, including assigning a meaningful time limit to it?

    This way, "poor" inventers could still file the initial patent, and then get backing if ever they needed to invoke it, but at the same time nobody (large companies or other) would be able to sue until a serious effort had been made to investigate the patent.

    One of the problems now, which I think is partly to blame for how poorly patents are reviewed, is how to balance the cost of filing against the cost of properly investigating the patents. This pretty much solves that problem, since the initial dirt-cheap effortless filing is a placeholder which can be used in more free-market-like negotiations. (E.g., any sure-win patent never even needs to be properly instantiated [thus saving lots of legal fees] since both parties can see the inevitable outcome and would rather not waste the money. Similarly, a holder of a likely-win patent initial filing ought to be able to garner external funding for the more expensive filing. Etc.)

    The goal here is to enable/require way more diligence before giving someone the "right to sue" (since as y'all know it's often just the cost of the suit that kills, even if the patent is ridiculous).

    More on this idea here.

    Anybody see why this wouldn't help (at least somewhat)?

  124. The Swiss way by tepples · · Score: 1, Informative

    wouldn't the more enlightened way to curb gun violence be to have gun training programs at every high school, and teach people how to be responsible assault rifle owners?

    Yes, and Switzerland does it roughly this way.

  125. Tax intellectual property as property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the easy solution.

    Tax intellectual property as if it was real property.

    Ask the patent owner what's the patent worth. Tax based on that value.

  126. Pee tests by tepples · · Score: 1, Insightful

    but it's hard to tell because regular dope smokers often fail at education and end up unemployed

    That's true only if "education" is the word for a pee test in your language.

    1. Re:Pee tests by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > That's true only if "education" is the word for a pee test in your language.

      If only it were that simple.

      First of all, your complaint is correct of course, the 'pee test' stuff is nonsense, if not counter productive.

      That said, pot causes a few issues for at least a part of its users that indeed do make them fail education regardless of 'pee tests'.

      First of all, I have 'some' experience after approx 18 years of pot use in the past (stopped using it a few years ago)

      Anyway, the main issues are the deteriation of will power that come sith usage. THe 'why bother' feeling whenever you get confronted with somethign that looks like it is going to be difficult.

      This also applies for school work, and for doing a job, and in geenral, for keepign your life organized.

      Now, as said, this only applies to a part of the users, and when you encounter someone who doesn't have those issues then usage should also simply be irrelevant.

      Bottomline, the question is not if pot itself is harmfull in certain cases, the question is if it is more damaging to keep it illegal then to make it legal, and I think it is. SO legalisation should be strived for, despite that people can point at dangers of pot use. First because those issues can be talked about a lot easier, and be dealt with, and second because you do not cause damage to those who can deal with it anyway (and my impression is that that is the large majority of users also)

      Most people end up giving up their use around age 35 anyway.

    2. Re:Pee tests by pegr · · Score: 1

      (My apologies to the parent. I'm not really replying to you.)

      "Roger that, we have a massive offtopic thread. Captain, this thread is way out of control."

      "Private, what do you think is the best course of action here?"

      "Captain, I don't see other way to do it but an "Offtopic" mod bomb. It may take quite a few."

      "Roger that, Private. Take cover, we're calling in an "Offtopic" mod bomb run. It could get ugly."

      "Roger that, Captain. Thanks."

      "Roger Private. Out."

    3. Re:Pee tests by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      *chuckle*

  127. Maintenance fees by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    U.S. patents already have such maintenance fees, and large corporate holders of patents still pay them.

  128. I like the toilet snorkel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA. :)

    1. Re:I like the toilet snorkel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Number 4,320,756

      Fresh-air breathing device and method

      Invented by William Holmes in 1981.

      .

      I claim:

      1. A method for breathing fresh air in a room filled with toxic smoke comprising the steps of

      inserting a breathing tube through a water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of said toilet, and

      breathing said fresh air through said breathing tube.

      2. The method of claim 1 further comprising the step of flushing said toilet prior to said inserting step. LOL :)

      3. The method of claim 1 further comprising the step of blowing any water out of said tube subsequent to said inserting step and prior to said breathing step. LOL :)

      4. The method of claim 1 further comprising the step of filtering the fresh air breathed through said tube.

      .

      Smart idea but I would rather take my chances with the CO2 than the NH3.

      Toilet snorkel link, (it is not actually called this):

      http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PT O1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm &r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=4,320,756.WKU.&OS=PN/4,320,756&RS =PN/4,320,756

  129. Freedom to contract issue by tepples · · Score: 1

    Patents are issued to one or more individual inventors, who generally assign the patent to the employer as specified by the employment contract.

    Also, I think it might help to shorten the duration of patents.

    People would argue with you about that because half of the patent term of a new medication is spent waiting for the clinical trials and regulatory approval that must be completed before the drug maker can market the drug.

  130. Dude, my Mom invented that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crustless PB&J was invented by my mother, at least that's what she told me. If nothing else, we may have a case of prior art here.

  131. Privitized Military Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh remember Stephenson's Snow Crash with USA inc, Amiral Bob's Naval Services etc?

  132. Here's how to reform patents by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

    Outlaw them, they're Immoral.

    As far as I'm concerned, as long as patents are legal in the US, the US is not a free country. It's less non-free than some other countries, but that doesn't make it free.

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  133. Adopt "Loser pays" policy by linuxhansl · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Another change in US law that would greatly reduce the number of frivolous lawsuites would be to be finally adopt a loser-pays-all-costs policy - including the fees of the other party's lawyers.

    Almost the entire rest of this planet enforces such a policy. Currently no matter how week the case is, the defending party has to effort their lawyers and won't be compensated even when they win the case.

    Of course it won't happen, because lawyers make a lot of money from these lawsuites and also from deals like "if you lose you do not have to pay me, but if we win I get X % of the proceedings" (where X is usually > 40%).
    Lawyers are also powerful in this country, and - really - who cares about whether the law is actually fair. So, personally, I do not expect to see any change at all.

    This maybe off-topic, but does anybody remember the 10bn Deutschmark (about $5bn at that time) lawsuit against German companies for forcing Jewish prisoners into slave-like work during WW-II? As nobel as the cause is, guess who got the first 600 million of the paid money, before a single victim saw a dime...
    If you guessed "The Lawyers", you would be correct.

  134. Re:Patent opposition procedures are no silver bull by Halo1 · · Score: 1
    Which is why the large companies now support Myhrvold, which will simply buy up the Forgents of this world to add their patents to its own portfolio and extract money about it from others.

    I.o.w., the large companies will now own the largest patent troll of them all, which will work for them and consume the smaller annoying ones.

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  135. Simple, charge yearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The way to fix the patent system is easy. Charge per claim, per page, and per year.
    Initially it is $1 per claim, $1 per page, then square it. The fee goes up 15% per year thereafter.

    10 claims on 2 pages: $144 first year, $165 2nd, and $2300 if you want it in your 20th year

    20 claims on 60 pages: $6400 1st year, $7360 2nd yr, and $104k in the 20th year.

    With this system, small patents are still cheap, complex patents are fairly expensive, but the point is to make money with your IP, so if you really need a 60 page patent, it probably is worth $7k/yr.

    Who will keep it till the 20th year? Only someone making a lot of money off of it. Most people will bail early, especially if they don't give a damn, which will clear the roster of stupid patents which are otherwise zombies.

  136. Just want to say... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    BRAVO!

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  137. One simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    One of the problems is that the patent office has no incentive to reject a patent,and not enough resources to examine them all carefully.

    Both of these could be solved, if
    a) the cost for applicants would be the same even if the patent was rejected. Thus the patent office would get its money from both accepting and rejecting patents.
    b) the price of keeping a patent would grow exponentially over the time. Only valuable patents would be kept valid, and useless ones would expire earlier.
    c) When a patent is successfully challenged, part of the patent money would fall to the challenger, since he did some of the work the patent office should have done. That would give incentives for ordinary people and for competitors to check patents for obvious flaws.

  138. Let the internet help out by flynniec6 · · Score: 1

    There are enough people and geeks out there that specialise in various technical areas. Most hobbyists have a far more in-depth knowledge of their chosen area than probably any patent inspector. Why not put the broad specs up for review on a website and see if anybody comments or finds prior art? I mean, it works here on Slashdot for software-based patents all the time. Throw in a few USPTO Karma points and the whole system will stabilize in a few months.

  139. Heh. by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Try again. These days there are lots more innovation down here than in the USofA. Good troll.

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    1. Re:Heh. by jaoswald · · Score: 1

      Show me the GDP to back up the usefulness of the innovation and get back to me. Even using purchasing-power-parity figures, the per capita GDP of Brazil was US$7250 in 2002 (US$2630 nominal). Compared to US$37000 for the U.S.

      That factor of something between 5 and 15 might have something to do with the patent system.

  140. Exactly where's the "radical" in their proposals? by macraig · · Score: 1
    The authors of that commentary are still far too soft on the failings of the system, if you were to ask me. Some of my own suggested reforms - such as restricting patents to ONLY the original applicant and preventing their sale and use as commodities - go considerably further than what this commentary suggests. Preventing inheritance and sale of patents... now THAT is radical.

    Nothing in their proposals comes even vaguely close to being a radical reform. What's worse, their proposals would do nothing to curb or limit the lax SUBJECTIVISM that is epidemic within the current system. More OBJECTIVE tests, limits, and controls are needed, not more subjective ones. My radical suggestion that I mentioned above, for instance, lacks any opportunity for subjective interpretation... it's a simple, clear, concise, hard-and-fast rule that leaves no room for lawyerly wiggling.

    I know I'm asking too much, however... we live in a country utterly mired in subjectivism, a country that can't even manage to collectively define "obscenity" much less complex issues surrounding intellectual property and invention.

  141. Look at the instructions carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It say "Pour hot (but not boiling) water on the coffee...".

    So yup, you're wrong.

    1. Re:Look at the instructions carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bah. Proper directions for making coffee:
      1. Eat large spoonful of instant coffee.
      2. Drink glass of tap water, any temperature.
      3. Mix and heat in stomach.
      4. ???
      5. Profit!!!
  142. Is state-sponsored treatment cheaper? by raehl · · Score: 1

    Is state-sponsored treatment of addicts cheaper than police action? Because if it all costs the same, shooting eople while they're on bad trips is a lot more fun than just treating them when they come out of it.

    Shooting is also more effective at preventing relapses.

    1. Re:Is state-sponsored treatment cheaper? by curious.corn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope you're trying, unsuccesfully, to be funny. In any case it is cheaper: for one you don't have to militarize everyone's existence, there's your first expense cut. Secondly, it dramatically reduces the risks of having innocent people killed or permanently injured because of criminal activity; lots of expensive therapy and psicological assistance for the survivors saved. Thirdly you might even recoup individuals to productive workforce. Fourthly, how 'bout having that warm fuzzy feeling christians call charity? I'm agnostic but I recognize the value in helping out a human being's existence; it's a good investment and our species' success is a testament to that survival strategy called mutual assistence... if you don't agree fine... enjoy your personal paranoid hell.

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    2. Re:Is state-sponsored treatment cheaper? by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      Now I wish I'd saved some mod points. +1 Frikkin' Hilarious

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  143. Most dangerous: by raehl · · Score: 1

    Corporate Executives bankrupting the retirement savings of tens of thousands.

    Maybe not VIOLENT, but definitely dangerous.

    Ultimately, directly killing one person is a lot less detrimental to society that sending tens of thousands into poverty.

  144. offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, an entire threat modded insightful that clearly has nothing to do with patents.

    1. Re:offtopic by Gonarat · · Score: 1

      This thread may have not been on-topic in the strict sense of the word, but DMCA, Drug Law, current Copyright Law (other than DMCA), and current Patent law are all part of the same problem. The USA is currently in a political environment where the trend is to micro-manage people's lives as much as possible while ensuring big corporations can make as much money as possible.

      Current Patent law makes it difficult, if not impossible for small businesses to defend against bad patents. Corporations use their patent portfolios to bully smaller companies, and agree to a "Patent Detante" with other bigger companies. The only thing that may change this behavior is the emergence of companies such as PanIP that produce nothing, but just live to collect on dubious patents. The fact that the Microsofts of the world are getting hit by these patent "Hit Men" may lead to changes.

      Strict Drug laws only serve to make the Prison industry grow fatter. Non-violent Drug "offenders" not only cost Society when they are in Jail, but continue to cost Society when they cannot find good jobs due to a drug conviction.

      DMCA and other copyright law only serve the current Corporate structure, while damaging our culture. If copyright law was rolled back, the media companies would be forced to innovate, and would actually be better off in the long run, while our culture would be better off.

      I could go on, but the worse part about all this is that the US Government seems to think that the whole world should be under US type law. The changes coming to Australian copyright law is just one example. As far as Patents (to stay on topic), hopefully the EU will ultimately decide that software patents are crap and not allow them. I am not going to bet on that though.... /end of rant

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  145. Re:And the chances... Very high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The IEEE has fellows (guys that are consulted by Congressmen) on Capitol Hill. The IEEE is one of the largest standards organizations in the world and they are listened to. I'm a member and I get the printed version of Spectrum. I read the article with great interest. Very sound thinking I thought. I would have changed a few things, however. I would specifically put in that software patents would be good for only 5 years. That is an eternity in our world. I would also like to invalidate around 90% of Microsoft patents and 98% of IBM patents. IBM is the biggest patent receiver year after year for many years.

    Then there is the issue of Trademarks, Copyright, Service Mark and trade secrets. I think copyright should be next. Limit it to 20 years, then it is public domain. After all, would anyone want music from the 1970's? A few to be sure, how about Microsoft DOS from the 1970's? Computer code that old is not very useful, maybe to accademics.

  146. Re:with a name like Smuckers by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0

    One way to solve the problem of patent abuse overnight - if the case is found to be groundless, then the plaintiff must pay - double the amount claimed, plus double defendant's costs and losses, the money to be split between the defendant and the patent office.

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  147. Damn SOCIALISTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nothing short of thinly disguised SOCIALISM. Who will challenge the patents? Answer, your hand-picked socialist overlords. Who will decide in patent cases? Answer, your hand-picked socialist overlords.

    If inventions are to belong to the state they should be made public-domain. But that gives the people too much freedom for the socialists to accept. That's why SOCIALISTS want to subvert the patent system into something they can use to CONTROL the PEOPLE so that THEY can SUCK the creativity out of people.

  148. Some ideas by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking out loud here, so don't kill me...

    (1) Patents must expire. No extensions. 50 years tops. If you are still requiring or relying on your patent to provide meaningful revenue after 50 years, you need a better idea.

    (2) Things that are obvious, improvements on other ideas, or natural extensions of existing (or potentially existing) technologies should not be patentable.

    (3) There needs to be an office that reviews patents to determine if they should be revoked. They must have the explicit power to nix a patent, with no possible recourse, and they must not be "owned" by any one.

    (4) In conjunction with #1, all patents generated before 1954 immediately expire.

    (5) Any organization that receives federal funding may not patent an idea. This eliminates Universities outright, and a lot of other companies. With the current system we're using taxpayer money to give a monopoly. That's not a really stellar idea.

    (6) There should be a single, global, patent office to which all nations must be subjected.

    (7) Genetic code derived from living things should not be patent worthy. What happens if someone accidentally patents my particular code, and I'm found to be in violation? I lose.

    (8) Patent infringement suits must go to binding arbitration rather than the criminal or civil courts, to keep the lanes clear for trial worthy of such attention.

    Ok, opinions?

  149. Limit patents terms to 3 or 5 years. by You+Been+Rob-ed! · · Score: 1

    This will limit the damage of stupid patents, and with the pace of technology today, even valid patents are pointless after a couple of years.

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  150. stop drinking the kool aid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drug dealers are the scum of the earth. Prison is too good for them

    Not to pick on you personally, but I get a sense that your image of what a drug dealer is might be a little warped by rap videos and cop shows.

    It's interesting how modern propaganda about drugs is not all that different from the old stuff. Before it was the crazed negro who would sniff coke and then rape white women; now it's the (black) 'thug' on the street packin' a gun and trying to corrupt good little white children with their demonic wares.

    Drug dealers, in reality, are just trying to make a buck. It's capitalism for people who don't have a lot of capital to start out. Yeah, their are some more ruthless ones, but if they shoot someone, they should go on trial for that, not possesion of Dangerous Drugs.

    And BTW, all this violence would go away if drugs were legal.

    No one's forcing their customers to buy drugs. Where there is demand, there will be supply. If anyone's the scum, it's the big pharma corps that (a) put dangerous products on the market and say they're safe and (b) charge astronomical prices to sick people, in the name of "r&d" while spending more on advertising than on research.

  151. Re:And the chances... Very high by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1
    After all, would anyone want music from the 1970's?

    The older you get, the older your music gets. Following the "you like what was good in high school" theory, when you're 40 years old you'll be listening to music from ~20 years ago.

    I'm 33 and still listen to 80's music quite often, so I follow the numbers.

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  152. Toilet Snorkel by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    I have been through the whole thread and there has been only one mention of the toilet snorkel. That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. gerbil shirt was pretty funny too

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  153. War on Drugs has everything to do with patents by tepples · · Score: 1

    "Offtopic"? Heck no. The big reason possession of cannabis is illegal today is that at the time Congress enacted the Marijuana Tax Act, chemical companies such as du Pont owned U.S. patents on several synthetic chemicals, and they didn't want competition from the newly found uses of the hemp plant, so they dreamed up some bullshit excuses and sent a report to Congress. It appears the big pharma companies continue this tradition of distorting evidence surrounding "street" drugs in order to protect their patented products from public-domain competition.

  154. Just another propaganda casualty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, It's amazing what people believe when they're raised on good old fashioned propaganda.
    Its not acceptable for a responsible adult(doesnt give it to minors, buy it for minors, smoke in front of minors etc) to smoke a joint of marijuana that was grown locally(no smuggling, violence, etc associated with said marijuana)in the privacy of their own home after a hard days work, but it is ok to drive a SUV that guzzles gas, which in turn leads to war, raping the last bastions of nature at an alarming rate, drives gas prices through the roof, spews pollution, and maims people in accidents that in a normal vehicle would be a fender bender.
    And if you have the audacity to think for yourself and question this, your a no good un-american commmie/terrorist drug pushing scum bag. Now stop reading this and get back to work making the people who paid for my campaign rich or I'll send the gestapo and the drug czar in for a deep cavity search, and your children will get 200 hours of extra D.A.R.E. brainwashing.
    Yours Truely, G.W. Bush

  155. Idea. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    And another thing: Patent fees are designed to favor the lone inventor. A person applying for a patent will get a very good price. A business applying for one will get a different, higher price.

    If Microsoft invents innovative technology, which will facilitate the streamlining of compelling enterprise solutions at global content providers (in other words, they invent something like, say, the ability to push a button on a keyboard and have that cause a response in a computer system), then Microsoft would have to pay billions of dollars to get the patent. But if they allow the person within their company to get the patent on his own name and not on Microsoft's name, then the patent would cost two cents.

  156. Any more stereotypes? by mconeone · · Score: 1

    Looks like you didn't touch logic with a 10-foot pole either. See, you grouped everyone who is a nice, harmless pot dealer with everyone who sells highly-addictive drugs like coke, heroin, or speed. You have no basis to say that peer-pressure, a bad upbringing, or any number of factors led to this girl's abuse of hard drugs, just like you have no basis to say that softer drugs caused the problem either.

    How does this apply to the drug-war? Wouldn't you rather have had the opportunity to give the girl couseling when the major problems first arose? Unfortunately, we have little to no mandatory-drug programs for abusers, as hundreds of billions of dollars are being used to fight the drug-war, you had no avenue which required this girl to get help. Instead, you tried to fight the war the way it is currently being fought: you called the cops and tried to lock her up. It really shows how well the current system is working, seeing as how she 'ruined your neighborhood' with 'no penalty'.

    It's sterotypical, close-minded thought like your last paragraph that will continue to ruin this nation and it's people. This girl didn't need jail! She needed MAJOR FUCKING COUNSELING. Something our current system has no means of providing. However, it is more than likely that people who think like you will never change, and the cycle will continue. People with shitty lives like this girl will continue to become addicts, and people like you will continue to lock them up.

    1. Re:Any more stereotypes? by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      Please re-read my original post. SHE WAS IN REHAB REPEATEDLY. It didn't work. What the fuck other recourse did we have? Shall I just stand by until one of the coked-up freaks she gave the condo access codes to decided to rob me at gunpoint or rape my wife? Again, it's very easy for you to judge what I've said until you've actually lived through the same situation. And then a guarantee you your view on hard drug use and the environment it creates will change.

      If people like you feel so bad for her, why don't YOU take her in?

  157. GDP by hummassa · · Score: 1

    No, the factor of 5-15 has to do with the greatest "nucular" power force-feeding every other nation of the capitalist world for the last 60 years. Go swallow your own dogfood, troll.

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    1. Re:GDP by jaoswald · · Score: 1

      I see. Your obviously coherent and rational view of economic development speaks strongly for your views on patent law.

      Not.

      You have not provided any objective evidence that the Brazilian patent system is producing superior results to the American one. Getting slashdotters' panties in a bunch does not qualify as a significant flaw in the US patent system.

  158. I don't see you see the big picture... by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If we shot everyone who used drugs, there wouldn't be any customers, and thus there wouldn't be anyone for the criminals to sell to so we'd be able to recoup them into the productive workforce. And the now-dead drug users wouldn't be a burden on that workforce either.

    And what about that warm, fuzzy feeling feeling mercenaries call killing? I'm a pacifist, but I recognize the value in snuffing out an addict's existence. It's a good investment and our species' success is a testament to that survival strategy called killing off the weak.

    More seriously, it does seem somewhat illogical to write-off the costs of treating millions of addicts as cheap while viewing the costs of treating thousands of criminal violence survivors as expensive.

    1. Re:I don't see you see the big picture... by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Half your post is a bad troll, but let's concentrate on le last sentence. First of all, there aren't million of addicts, not the heavy bad stuff anyway.

      Heroin has dropped and most of the consumers are old timers. Cocaine is on the rise, it's considered recreational, unlike the former that's perceived as a minkfuck. Trouble is, coco is part of an '80s revival glamish fashion and it's price has dropped to the point that's is not an elite drug anymore. For the price of a couple drinks you get enough stuff to snuffle throughout the night. This is a dangerous trend, but you can't possibly abandon otherwise fine & productive citizens to jail or maginalization. These idiots are quite a lot, but except for this habit they're fine people, students, workers, consumers you can't possibly throw in jail or criminalize into a margin of society; they belong infact to the core of italian middle class.

      Light stuff like weed and resin are a non issue. Over here, practically half on the population has smoked some at some stage and is either going on with little or no social consequence or quitted out of pure boredom (actually it's easier than quitting cigs). Any reasonable policy maker would dismiss is as a non issue and if unwilling to go the dutch way, at least turn a healthy blind eye. Unfortunately we (Italy) are governed by a hacked together rightwing coalition (Berlusconi... the man that sought office to pursue his personal interests) and the post fascists (Fini, leader of the AN, National Alliance party) got their way into criminalizing this too beyond reason.

      Bad stuff like pills and excstasy used to be very big but the media got bored and it's consumption belongs to a kind of club culture that isn't fashionable any more. Other countries handled the issue like I said in previous posts, we didn't really do anything about it: cry foul on TV when some random kid died, capturing some stuff in police operations and basta. Nothing beyond the useless: "It's bad, don't do it!" which we all know is the last thing to say to a rebellious tewnty-something.

      Other stuff like crack isn't common here; it's ghetto crap and over here, heroin is queen for this group.

      Treating thousands of addicts isn't very expensive, all it requires is the correct mass deployment of psyc counselors (useful for other pathologies too like depression, abuse trauma, etc...) and some substitutive drug to chill the abstinence. Treating survivors is expensive instead; for one thing it isn't fair on them to suffer, but let's not limit to homicides. Drugs is the strongest drive to small/mid criminal offence; extortion, vehicle theft, mugging. Repressing there crimes requires very strong surveillance (a quasi militarization) and that's very expensive; regulate drug abuse and you've defused an issue that holds captive whole uderdeveloped suburban regions.

      The criminal violence related to drugs isn't only the stoned idiot breaking in and raping grandma; it's the mafia reinvesting the millions in contractor business (polluting it), political greasing and general entrenching of it's noxious influence in society... now if that isn't a cost?

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  159. Fundamentally flawed by Powerdog · · Score: 1
    1. You neglected the fact that Company Z is subsidizing the work. I presume they paid for Joe Inventor's salary and all the necessary materials needed to research and devise the invention. How do they recover the cost?
    2. You have Company Z pay for the right to use the patent it just subsidized. So they pay again?
    3. Company Z's competitors now have equal access to the invention at effectively the same cost as Company Z. No more exclusive right to the invention. Not a good incentive to create and publish inventions.

    A mighty effective way of gutting the patent system, though.

  160. Not by hummassa · · Score: 1

    You have not provided any objective evidence that the American patent system produced superior results to any other one either. You just used unrelated economic development figure = GDP.

    You see, go fetch Brazilian, American, Soviet and some European GDP, patents, and other innovation figures for the 1930's 40's and 50's on. Now see what happens once the US and the CCCP become nuclear powers, and see what happens when they organize all the satellites to their powers. They effectively choked innovation in the countries in their side of the Iron Curtain to death. Until the 1980's -- economic rebirth of Japan -- no one would like to mess with the US in the international market.

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    1. Re:Not by jaoswald · · Score: 1

      The Soviet Union's GDP was hardly improved by it being a nuclear superpower, or having satellite countries. Compare western and eastern Germany, for instance, even this long after reunification.

      As for innovation, who invented the transistor, the television, the laser, Fortran, COBOL, Lisp, C, multi-tasking operating systems, UNIX, the integrated circuit, the microprocessor, the personal computer, the cell phone, the handheld calculator, and who brought them to commercial fruition?

      Brazilian inventors and companies? Operating under the Brazilian patent rules? Soviet inventors and companies forcing their satellites to accept their innovative technologies? Or American inventors, operating under American patent rules?

      Your emphasis of the US being a nuclear power is irrelevant, and simply marks you as some kind of non-aligned apologist. What, you think if Brazilians or Indians had invented the integrated circuit, the US would have nuked them?

      The economic dominance of the US during the twentieth century was absolutely independent of the development of nuclear weapons. If anything, it was the other way around; the US could focus an enormous amount of economic resources on the Manhattan project, simply because the US economy was so large and productive, fueled by a huge industrial base that preceded the development of nuclear power. Germany could not afford a similar effort.

      You have yet to offer ONE CONCRETE EXAMPLE of significant Brazilian innovation. Just looking around my office, I came up with a dozen American innovations, all of which have US patent numbers on the bottom, and none of which have anything to do with nuclear arms.

      Face it: American military dominance is a result of economic development, not the other way around. The results of the American patent system are demonstrated by looking at the American stock markets and seeing companies like IBM, DuPont, Intel, Texas Instruments, Microsoft, Motorola, and on and on, all driven by massive technological innovation, and prospering under the American patent regime. Sixty years ago, before the nuclear age, we would have seen a similar list.

      When I see start hearing about Sao Paolo stock exchange results on the BBC World Service business report, then you might be able to begin talking about the fruits of Brazilian innovation.

    2. Re:Not by hummassa · · Score: 1

      90% of the inventions you mentioned are European inventions.

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