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  1. Not the most retarded thing I've ever seen on Building a Laptop Enclosure To Last (makezine.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    But it might make the top ten.

  2. In a word? Bittards

  3. Re:Jumped the Shark on French Conservatives Push Law To Ban Strong Encryption (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    It's the human condition, 90% of us are barking mad.

    Woof

  4. Gravity, etc. on French Conservatives Push Law To Ban Strong Encryption (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    Encryption is just math, attempting to legislate math is like tying to legislate gravity or the speed of light.

  5. On a roll!

  6. Re: Really Stupid and Impossible on Strict New Security Measures Put In Place For CES 2016 Attendees (cepro.com) · · Score: 1

    How do you use a gun to counterattack an explosion?

    Volume

  7. Re:Seventh Douchebag? That's YOU! on Sony Unlocks PlayStation 4's Previously Reserved Seventh CPU Core For Devs (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1

    I guess neither of these are that, but what if they were? Would the core have... special powers?

    No, it would just have a stupidass attempt to refer to a book series that nobody with a life gives a fuck about. That way other Slashdot tards with no life can all fap together to it, coalescing into a great big circlejerk, each stroking the penis of the tard next to them, while pretending like the perfect stranger whose penis they are gripping is somehow their soul mate. Sort of like every single time a dumbass meme gets modded up or a movie reference gets made or a god damned XKDC comic gets linked that really has no meaningful connection to the subject "at hand". Somebody will see me mentioning the manual stroking of strange penises and see that I said "at hand" in quotes like that and say "hah I see what you did there" and another dumbass Slashdot meme will get modded up. Thus the cycle of penises repeats itself, with nary a vagina in sight.

    Someone needs a hug

  8. Re:Downloading through TOR on Ask Slashdot: How To Determine If One Is On a Watchlist? · · Score: 1

    Why were you downloading torrents through the TOR network? Its pointless and clogs exit nodes.

    Now *that* is a good reason to put someone on a watch list!

    That's what I was thinking. What would be the motivation for hiding a Linux download?

  9. Re: Thank you but NO! on Microsoft Claims 110M Devices Now Run Windows 10 (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Exactly, I realize that Slasdot has been a hotbed of anti-microsoft hate from day one, but just blabbering sounds sily.

  10. Re:Misleading title - didn't pass Windows 8 on Windows 10 Grabs 5.21% Market Share, Passing Windows Vista and Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    10 is "big" and has some nice features, but I really wouldn't push anyone to upgrade unless they've test driven it first and like it.

    Agreed, testing would be ideal. (But unrealistic)

  11. Re:What I read: on Windows 10 Grabs 5.21% Market Share, Passing Windows Vista and Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. The only people "adopting" Win10 are the ones who already get it free, or who are forced to accept it due to bundled contracts.

    I'll wait for Windows 11.

    Or the technologists who tested it and decided it was a step forward and would ride the bleeding edge rather than putting their heads in the sand.

  12. Re:Misleading title - didn't pass Windows 8 on Windows 10 Grabs 5.21% Market Share, Passing Windows Vista and Windows 8 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Of course I used XP until support ended, still use 7, and never used Vista, 8, or 8.1, so my experience is limited.

    I try not to focus on any one operating system, my test server is Linux, my laptop is a mac and my gaming desktop is Windows.

    My message is: If you're staying with 7 then you're missing out. 10 is going to be big.

  13. This is a replacement of MSHTML on Microsoft Builds Open-Source Browser Using HTML, JavaScript, and CSS · · Score: 1

    This is to get people away from using the ubiquitous MSHTML ActiveX control.

  14. Re:As a "great" man once said ... on Backwards S-Pen Can Permanently Damage Note 5 · · Score: 1

    Buy the way, both non-Apple phones I owned at that time had instructions in their manual (I'm a very curious person and often read manuals) telling you that your phone reception would be bad if you hold it wrong.

    One of my early cell phones (15 years ago? I was a late adopter because I was a broke student...) had a little rubberised pad on the back with a finger sized dimple where you could brace the phone with one finger without shorting the internal antenna.

  15. Re: buh, bye on Jeb Bush Comes Out Against Encryption · · Score: 1

    Sadly, no nation has ever achieved a true communist state, it would be refreshing.

  16. Re: buh, bye on Jeb Bush Comes Out Against Encryption · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love how by your admission the extreme right are the people who are clearly trying to make the world a worse place, and the extreme left are the ones who are trying, perhaps too hard, to make the world a better place.

  17. Re:No Trackpoint = Bad Windows Laptop on Could the Best Windows 10 Laptop Be a Mac? · · Score: 1

    I also don't like the keyboard. Spongy, flat keys with weird spacing. It's hard to type on. And the layout sucks. Where's my PgUp/PgDn, Home/End, and Delete?

    Agreed. My Mac spends about half it's useful time docked on my desk with external monitors, keyboard etc. So half the time even when I'm using OSX it's with a Microsoft keyboard and a Logitech mouse.

    In my fantasy world, laptops of the future all have Thinkpad keyboards from a decade ago. I can dream can't I?

  18. Re:No Trackpoint = Bad Windows Laptop on Could the Best Windows 10 Laptop Be a Mac? · · Score: 2

    I used to think so too, but then I tried apple's touchpad. The fact that it's quite large, and handles a variety of gestures make it quite useful. (Not as nice as having an actual mouse, but we're talking laptops, after all.)

    Agreed, I have both a thinkpad and a macbook on my desk right now. The macbook touchpad is much easier to use (assuming you have the drivers... note that bootcamp 6 just landed with drivers for Win 10)

  19. Re:It MUST be in there! on Clinton Surrendering Email Server/Data To Feds After Top Secret Mail Found · · Score: 1

    Clinton's email to Obama about getting the Illuminati Reptoids ready to seize power next December after the elections

    Illuminati Reptoids would be an awesome name for an NBA team.

  20. Re: Plausible. on Our Early Solar System May Have Been Home To a Fifth Giant Planet · · Score: 1

    Nooooooooooo....

    Why didn't you tell me Ben?

  21. Re:The asteroid belt... on Our Early Solar System May Have Been Home To a Fifth Giant Planet · · Score: 1

    First volume is "Inherit the Stars"

    (The first book in the series stands by itself, the sequels are good, but not as good and not really needed for the core ideas.)

  22. Yay science reporting... on Our Early Solar System May Have Been Home To a Fifth Giant Planet · · Score: 2

    It would be real nice if reporters could tell the difference between "suggests" and "proof"

  23. Re:Old guy story on BlackBerry Denies QNX Was To Blame In Jeep Cherokee Hack · · Score: 1

    Old guy? Are you really that big of a fucking idiot?

    Well one of us is.

  24. Re:Old guy story on BlackBerry Denies QNX Was To Blame In Jeep Cherokee Hack · · Score: 1

    A 2400 in 1993 is a pretty lousy prize.

    Wave from OTI!

    True. But infinitely better than no modem at all, which is where I was as a broke student. I begged & borrowed hardware all through my schooling. My desktop in 1993 was a 286 with a monochrome screen and no hard drive.

    And QNX? A quality product, but what's a student with a 286 going to do with that?

  25. Re:Old guy story on BlackBerry Denies QNX Was To Blame In Jeep Cherokee Hack · · Score: 1

    Being their only quality product, it will likely remain profitable and be spun off and continued as proprietary.

    Bingo