So where are the winged pigs already? I would pay good money for one the next time I ask my boss for two weeks of vacation and he says, "You can have two weeks off when pigs fly".
And while you are creating freaks o' nature, please sign my future offspring up for a pair of wings, skin with chlorophyll, and night vision.
It gets better: they will use the electricity generated by the tree to power sun lamps shining on the tree, thus creating an unlimited supply of free energy!
Then this "feature" could actually be good news for little bands; imagine if their music gets reported back to iTunes, and they get picked up and sold by iTunes. Or better yet, someone writes malware that contacts the iTunes server and makes it look like everyone and their cousin is listening to some little band......
A need to hide your music tastes?
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iTunes is Malware?
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· Score: 1, Redundant
Wouldn't iTunes already know all of your music tastes, since presumably you purchased all of your music from them? Granted they would now know that you listen to Britney Spears all day and night, but assuming you got your music through them, what is the big deal here?
This is the REAL future of cloning: clone me up a few of me, so they can all go to work/do chores/etc while I sleep in. Then again if they are all as lazy as I am, they would probably band together and make me do all the work/chores, damn them.
Ernie Rizzo, a Chicago private investigator, said he uses a similar cell phone record service to conduct research for his clients. On Friday, for instance, Rizzo said he ordered the cell phone records of a suburban police chief whose wife suspects he is cheating on her.
I wonder how Ernie would feel if someone purchased his phone records and found out who his client is? Since he is aware that phone records are for sale, isn't his statement the same thing as releasing his client's name and identifying her husband? If that is the case, it seems like she (or her husband) could sue the living daylights out of him.
Excellent! I needed help with New Years resolution
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Motorola Unveils iRadio
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The iRadio service will cost about $7 (4 pounds) a month...
Can I choose to pay the 4 pounds a month instead of dollars? I did resolve to lose some weight and I figure at 4 pounds a month I can keep the service for at least a year until I am down to a reasonable weight.
Luckily I am guessing that many of the online clothing purchases consisted of about 9 square inches of actual fabric with lots of elastic straps. At least thats what I asked for from Santa before they threw me out of the mall anyway.
If you're looking for someone to kick around in CoD multiplayer, I will probably be able to oblige any deep-seated fantasies you may have of shooting a Slashdot editor in the brainpan.
I still think sniping you through the office window would be easier than getting an Xbox 360 right now however.
So now we are outsourcing the jobs of lab animals to India?? And I shudder to think what the "No Indian testing" label will be in Europe (maybe a big hand patting a meditating guru on the head?)
Even better, how about returning him for a new one? Just imagine how happy some unsuspecting person will be when they hear the new modified Santa they just bought from Walmart. Plus you can keep hacking/returning them until Walmart runs out of Santas or has you thrown in jail.
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Man I miss my old TI computer. Nothing like writing usless BASIC programs and saving them on the external casette tape. Way too much fun.
Here is an image of the new Daleks. They look like they are ready to provide for all of our food mixing and toilet plunging needs.
And while you are creating freaks o' nature, please sign my future offspring up for a pair of wings, skin with chlorophyll, and night vision.
It gets better: they will use the electricity generated by the tree to power sun lamps shining on the tree, thus creating an unlimited supply of free energy!
Then this "feature" could actually be good news for little bands; imagine if their music gets reported back to iTunes, and they get picked up and sold by iTunes. Or better yet, someone writes malware that contacts the iTunes server and makes it look like everyone and their cousin is listening to some little band......
Wouldn't iTunes already know all of your music tastes, since presumably you purchased all of your music from them? Granted they would now know that you listen to Britney Spears all day and night, but assuming you got your music through them, what is the big deal here?
This is the REAL future of cloning: clone me up a few of me, so they can all go to work/do chores/etc while I sleep in. Then again if they are all as lazy as I am, they would probably band together and make me do all the work/chores, damn them.
It is easier to sell them for twenty times their worth if they have "gold" in them?
You seem depressed Dave, perhaps you would like to look at some porn?
I wonder how Ernie would feel if someone purchased his phone records and found out who his client is? Since he is aware that phone records are for sale, isn't his statement the same thing as releasing his client's name and identifying her husband? If that is the case, it seems like she (or her husband) could sue the living daylights out of him.
Can I choose to pay the 4 pounds a month instead of dollars? I did resolve to lose some weight and I figure at 4 pounds a month I can keep the service for at least a year until I am down to a reasonable weight.
Luckily I am guessing that many of the online clothing purchases consisted of about 9 square inches of actual fabric with lots of elastic straps. At least thats what I asked for from Santa before they threw me out of the mall anyway.
Simply included an encrypted and plaintext version in every email; problem solved!
Probably a mistake. Now if it had popped up a page with a goatse picture on the other hand....
Like lemmings we click on the bonsai kitten link to find out more. The snopes bonsai kitten link is here.
I have found that after switching to this glass not only do I typically only fill it half full, I rarely even finish it all.
Yeah but you couldn't play games for the PC like Duke Nukem Forever on your old Atari ST. Oh wait....
So when do we get to see an Extreme CPU cable channel?
Actually it should be safe since someone will probably steal it long before it gets rained on.
I still think sniping you through the office window would be easier than getting an Xbox 360 right now however.
Sadly, Moresnet no longer exists :-(
'Ship Breaking' is indeed incredibly harsh and toxic work.
So now we are outsourcing the jobs of lab animals to India?? And I shudder to think what the "No Indian testing" label will be in Europe (maybe a big hand patting a meditating guru on the head?)
Even better, how about returning him for a new one? Just imagine how happy some unsuspecting person will be when they hear the new modified Santa they just bought from Walmart. Plus you can keep hacking/returning them until Walmart runs out of Santas or has you thrown in jail.
Luckily if you drive backwards down the onramp back onto the freeway your car gains energy.