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Tapping Trees for Electricity?

dr_agonfly writes "Despite many skeptics, a Massachusetts company is getting investor interest in developing a process to tap electric power from trees. MagCap is looking to boost the current power from just under 2 volts to a more useful 12 volts with investor funding." From the article: "Jim Manwell, director of the University of Massachusetts Amherst's Renewable Energy Resource Laboratory, questioned the potential of MagCap's plans. 'I'm wildly skeptical,' he said. 'I would need to see proof before I believed it. It strikes me as pretty questionable for a number of reasons.'"

392 comments

  1. Let's just get them out of the way... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    • Imagne how much power a beowulf cluster of these trees will deliver!
    • In Soviet Russia, trees plug into YOU!
    • In Korea, only old trees produce electricity.
    • I, for one, welcome our electric tree overlords.
    • ...but will the trees run Linux?
    • All your trees are belong to us.

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    1. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot the most obvious one:

      Comes with Sony Rootkit(TM) pre-installed !

    2. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by merreborn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ironically, the "Let's get the cliches out of the way" post has become a cliche.

    3. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ironically, the "Let's get the cliches out of the way" post has become a cliche.

      And in time, so will pointing it out.

    4. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by pomo+monster · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Look, I'm no troll--check my posting history--but your comments, TripMaster Monkey, are just inane. This one isn't funny and it serves no purpose. Please stop.

    5. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by biocute · · Score: 4, Funny

      Am I showing my age if I add:

      "Trees? I live in a desert you insensitive clod!"

    6. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by thegoofy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thanks for taking all the +5 funny mods you ash...

      I can see the headlines now... "Tree's Providing Power! Elm at 11"

      This is serious business, it's nothing to Oak about...

      Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Root access"

      I bet the investors will feel like Saps if it fails...

    7. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by moqi · · Score: 1

      ... on the soviet moon only old beowulf clusters of electric linux overlord trees imagine welcoming us?

      ::collapses into a singularity::

    8. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like a tree of clichés.

    9. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the end, Pointing out the person who is pointing the person out who is being cliche will eventually be cliche as well..

    10. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by heauxmeaux · · Score: 0, Insightful

      You know what TripMasterMonkey?
      Anonymously posting in praise of your own comments is just lame. Get a grip on your ego you friggin goof.

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    11. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by 3dr · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      "Natalie Portman in a tree with hot grits!!! Aiiiieeeeee!"

    12. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Meumeu · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the cliché will still be modded +5 Funny.

    13. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by JohnnyLocust · · Score: 1

      "Being a mad scientist is about doing bad things to good people with science!"

      --Professor Chromedome - http://www.tv.com/the-tick-1994/tick-vs.-science/e pisode/100826/summary.html

    14. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A petrified tree?

    15. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You underestimate the masses of mindless disciples that follow him and worship every post that he makes. As much as he is a karma whore, however, I did like his post...for once.

    16. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How cliche!

    17. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Splurk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ironically, the "Ironically, the "Let's get the cliches out of the way" post has become a cliche." post has become a cliche.

    18. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally mindless trivia...

      Petrified Wood is the official state gem of Washington.

    19. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by aqfire · · Score: 1

      I always hope beyond hope that when I click the comments section I don't see any cliches... but at least this way I'm let down quickly on the first post, rather than slowly and painfully through a string of them.

      But wait, they post their cliches anyway! Crap...!

    20. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pot, please cover thyself, as the kettle has no clothes and is embarassed by your behavior.

    21. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      oddly enough, "Ironically, the 'Ironically, the "Let's get the cliches out of the way" post has become a cliche.' post has become a cliche" isn't actually ironic, unless you're an alanis fan.

      coincidentally, "X isn't actually ironic" is also cliche.

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    22. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one is to satisfy all the XBox 360 (Microsoft) fanboys out there.

    23. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Infinite loop detected. Program aborted.

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    24. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by ncurtain · · Score: 0

      On Slashdot the cliches come to you.

    25. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by m50d · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this way we can get maybe 3 or 4 +5 funny's in a row. It'll be like the thing that happens when someone mentions the number 12345

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    26. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Traiklin · · Score: 1

      that's actually the only appropriate "First post annoyiance" post that is funny.

    27. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by D4MO · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not before I Fucking Kill(TM) those trees!

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    28. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Colin+Cordner · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ironically, the "Let's get the cliches out of the way" post has become a cliche.

      Dude, Slashdot has gone meta-chiché!
    29. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recursion: See Recursion

    30. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Imagine how much power a beowulf cluster of these trees will deliver!

      You mean a beowulf forest?

    31. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Obviously, he couldn't see the forest because of the... oh, I give up.

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    32. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the cliché will still be modded +5 Funny.

      Really? Sweet!

      Imagne how much power a beowulf cluster of these trees will deliver!

    33. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by sckeener · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ironically, the "Let's get the cliches out of the way" post has become a cliche.

      And in time, so will pointing it out.


      Dang it! It is like Pi. It will never end. For the love of god, let it end. Think of the children!

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    34. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Blazeix · · Score: 1

      12345?! Thats the code on my... Oh, wait. I get it.

    35. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Imagne how much power a beowulf cluster of these trees will deliver!

      In my part of the world, they call those "forests" or "woods." However, the new name could become trendy.

      If you go out in the Beowulf Cluster today
      You're sure of a big surprise
      If you go out in the Beowulf Cluster today
      You'd better go in disguise

      For every geek that ever there was
      Will gather there for certain,
      Because today's the day the geeky boys have their hackfest.

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    36. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Your joke gives me wood.

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    37. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Zordak · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Think of the children!
      I'd like to point out -- that's a cliche.
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    38. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I live in a desert you insensitive clod!"
      Which is why we saw this post before you ever hit "Preview."

      --The NSA.
    39. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its always good to branch out and try new things.

    40. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0
      Living in the desert? Wow. Well, before long maybe you'll
      have a PC case-sized power source that doesn't use batteries >

      http://www.newpath4.com/millenialdawnpowerandlight secure21.htm
      uses a dry stream of propelled metal balls to spin a generator.
      Kind of like two waterwheels, back to back, without needing the river
      or the water. Ideal for your desert, the Saudi desert, the Mohave desert, Martian canals, Moon crater living at its best, Space Travel. Minus the powerlines would be something nice when Katrina returns next year, the year after, the year after that, with her 26 bosomy friends.

    41. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 2, Funny
      More like a Beowulf cluster of clichés.

      *ducks*

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    42. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by m50d · · Score: 1

      No, you wait for someone to say "That sounds like the combination some idiot would have on his luggage" first.

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    43. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the GP forgot one: giving "tree hugger" a whole new meaning...

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    44. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by PinkPanther · · Score: 1

      What does any of this have to do with Sap?

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    45. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      What about..

      • ?????
      • Profit!
    46. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Young whipper-snapper! In my day, we didn't have cliches. We made our own jokes from the content -- if we even had content (at least that hasn't changed)!

    47. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Frazbin · · Score: 1

      I'm a goin' ta hit you!

    48. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by elhaf · · Score: 1

      I thought this thread was about cutting to the chase...

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    49. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by elhaf · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's ironic that the only correct example of irony in the song "Ironic" is the song itself, in that it has no examples of irony in it.

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    50. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by elhaf · · Score: 1

      I can't wait until a tree powers my iPod to play the Rush song "Trees".

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    51. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by MarkRose · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And pointing that out will be modded +5 Funny, and this will be modded offtopic, and for point that out, it will be shamelessly ignored entirely.

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    52. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by walstib · · Score: 1

      And of course:
      Trees with frickin lasers

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    53. Re:Let's just get them out of the way... by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 1

      But will it run Linux?

  2. Long way to go yet... by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the article:
    He expects to find investors to help pay for the research needed to figure a way to increase the tree power from less than 2 volts to 12 volts sometime this year, creating an alternative to fossil fuels.
    It sounds like they have a long way to go yet and there is reason for much skepticism. Everything has some amount of electric charge to it, even the surface of your skin. Does that mean we should research away to increase that small voltage to something larger so we can all walk around with extension cords hanging off our arms?

    Afterall, there was the man who did this accidentally!
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    1. Re:Long way to go yet... by Mr.Zuka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Call me a skeptic but they are claiming that right now they are only able to produce under 2 volts. How much under 2 volts?

    2. Re:Long way to go yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't somebody please think of the tree-hugging hippies?!

    3. Re:Long way to go yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even then, *power* has a specific technical meaning. Volts are a measure of something else. Using completely different terms interchangeably like this is one of the easiest ways to spot a quack or conman in a hurry.

      For example, suppose they can up the tree *potential* from 2V to 12V. That's still not commercially viable unless it's producing at least an amp of current, or 12 watts of *power* (volts*amps=watts). If at 12V they only get a milliamp, there aren't going to be any practical uses (like a tree-top Wifi access point and router).

      If they could get 6 amps at 2V, they just need 3 voltage doubling circuits (a few dollars apiece) to get to 12 volts at 1 amp. I've got a twenty in my wallet that could fund that, if voltage is the only problem. They aren't getting my $20 investment though no matter how many shares of their company they're willing to trade for it. I don't have that much confidence in them.

    4. Re:Long way to go yet... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The fact that they're equating voltage with power should be a big clue that something's not right. It's like that comment in the Matrix about a human being generating as much power as a 100-volt battery. Without knowing current, it really tells you nothing. I can produce thousands of volts from a 3-volt battery with a fairly simple circuit. Will that create more power? Not at all - it's less, because of the losses in the circuit.

      Nothing to see here...

    5. Re:Long way to go yet... by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny

      so we can all walk around with extension cords hanging off our arms?

      That's not where they'll put the cord.

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    6. Re:Long way to go yet... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does that mean we should research away to increase that small voltage to something larger so we can all walk around with extension cords hanging off our arms?

      No, that would be limbs

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    7. Re:Long way to go yet... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Can't they just put 6 big old oak trees in series to get 12 volts? Of course the big draw back is hauling all this around to power your ipod. Kind of hard on the back even with a wheelbarrow.

    8. Re:Long way to go yet... by kimvette · · Score: 1
      His clothes were measured by firemen as carrying an electrical charge of 40,000 volts, the Reuters news agency quoted Mr Barton as saying


      And how exactly did he measure that alleged electrical charge? With a multimeter that would be on a fire truck, or on an EM meter, which is a bit more expensive and well outside the range of anything that any firefighter would ever need during the usual course of his or her work?

      Does this particular nylon jacket somehow store the charge like a battery? Was the jacket still "charged" after the alleged discharge?

      Also: since when is a 40kv-but-ultra-low-amperage static discharge such a rare event? Don't many of us experience that daily?

      from http://www.ontrack.com/special/1103static.asp
        Some Examples of Voltage:

              * 3,000 volts - the average human can't feel voltage below this threshold.
              * 8,000 volts - yawning and stretching with clothes on.
              * 15-20,000 volts - shoving a plastic-coated box across the carpet with foot.
              * 18,000 volts - getting up from a foam cushion on a nylon-covered couch.
              * 35,000 volts - walking across a typical carpet. 5

      http://www.botron.com/AboutESD.php claims similar numbers.
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    9. Re:Long way to go yet... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      .8-1.2 but it fluctuates.
      I really like this quote:
      "Manwell said his skepticism is science-based."There's a fundamental law of physics," he said. "The energy has to come from somewhere.""
      The funny thing is that the energy is coming from somewhere, the sun.
      -nB

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    10. Re:Long way to go yet... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Yes but one should remember this interview was with the CEO and not with the inventor.

    11. Re:Long way to go yet... by xs650 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only power they are working on is the power to move money from investors accounts to theirs.

    12. Re:Long way to go yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ZAP!

      "Dude. That totally harshed my mellow..."

    13. Re:Long way to go yet... by nizo · · Score: 1

      It gets better: they will use the electricity generated by the tree to power sun lamps shining on the tree, thus creating an unlimited supply of free energy!

    14. Re:Long way to go yet... by shawb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, the energy comes from somewhere indeed. There is an aluminum spike and a copper spike inserted into a tree. A tree has water with several dissolved compounds (including acids and salts) flowing through it. The tree's sap acts as an electrolyte, while the spikes are the anode and cathode in a simple aluminum/copper battery, similar to this gradeschool science experiemnt. The spikes will be consumed in the reaction, thus the tree is not generating any power at all. The fluctiations in voltage would be related to a changing internal resistance within the tree. Considering the amount of energy it takes to make aluminum, this fits under the "nothing to see here" category.

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    15. Re:Long way to go yet... by shawb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh yeah, and considering the electric potential of reducing copper is .34v, while the electric potential of oxidizing aluminum is -1.66v this working out to .34 - (-1.66) = 2volts, it seems kinda suspicious that the tree "generates" up to two volts of electricity.

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    16. Re:Long way to go yet... by VagaStorm · · Score: 1

      Ok That's just whoring for founds. Anny investor puting mony into this fails rule 1 of investing: If it looks to god to be true, it probably is.

      If it looks like pine and smells like pine, it probably is just pine, and not a feking powerplant :p

    17. Re:Long way to go yet... by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      Does that mean we should research away to...

      I'm probably just burning karma here, but you meant to type "reasearch a way to". You can't just substitute a word that sound like another word or group of words. "Any way" and "anyway" mean two different things, as do "every day" and "everyday". These are pretty common mistakes, but I just couldn't overlook using "away" instead of "a way". I hope that was just a typo.

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    18. Re:Long way to go yet... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Heh, whats really funny is that experiment you linked to generates up to 2 volts of electricity. Lets find our own VC and try and get the voltage on that one up instead!

      At least we would have a proven business plot...er..plan.

    19. Re:Long way to go yet... by Takumi2501 · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to the article, the copper "spike" is driven into the ground.

      Lagadonis said tests have generated 0.8 volts to 1.2 volts by driving an aluminum roofing nail half an inch into a tree attached to a copper water pipe driven 7 inches into the ground.

      Besides, nowhere in the article did I see any mention of current. You can run 2 volts through a transformer to make it any value you want, but if you don't have enough amps, it's pointless.

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    20. Re:Long way to go yet... by arodland · · Score: 2, Funny

      'Effect' is used as a noun. 'Affect' is used as a verb.

      Except when 'effect' is used as a verb, or when 'affect' is used as a noun. Both are perfectly legitimate words; they just almost never mean what the writer intended :)

    21. Re:Long way to go yet... by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      so we can all walk around with extension cords hanging off our arms?

      Nonono, you don't walk around with extension cords, you lie in a nice warm vat of nutrient gunk while neural jacks stimulate your brain to replace reality with The Matrix. Then we use all of that bio-electric power to run the whole thing, and we don't need power for anything else: lights, ovens, cars, factories that make "Tasty Wheat", it's all virtual. Yeah let's make that instead, just don't piss off the machines.

    22. Re:Long way to go yet... by CagedBear · · Score: 1

      The only power they are working on is the power to move money from investors accounts to theirs.

      If only I could tap in...

    23. Re:Long way to go yet... by timeofmind · · Score: 1

      But are these tree batteries rechargable? That's all I care about. Tree battery disposal may be much more environmentally sound than lead acid battery disposal.

    24. Re:Long way to go yet... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      I wanna see the "transformer" that will do anything with DC, which is what all batteries (natural or otherwise) produce.

      A DC-DC converter is largely inefficient to make this voltage do anything useful either, the only way to raise the voltage is to connect a bunch of trees in series. The current is a function of how much surface area your electrodes have, and how strong the electrolyte is (not very, I gather).

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    25. Re:Long way to go yet... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Informative

      The issue is a bit more complex. There is an atmospheric potential difference on objects relative to ground. That is, there is an electric field strength in the air that increases with height. I forgot if it's 200 volts per meter, or something like that. But you can demonstrate it with a wire suspended above ground and a high input resistance voltmeter. A tree is actually immersed in an EMF because of this. Being tall, there is a significant EMF difference between crown and roots. As the tree's inside cells contain water, it is a tall conductor (well, more like a resistor). Therefore there should be some division of the EMF depending on the place you tap the tree and measure to ground. You're not going to run motors from it, but the effect is real.

    26. Re:Long way to go yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If it looks to god to be true, it probably is.

      Well, if God thinks it's true...

    27. Re:Long way to go yet... by famebait · · Score: 1

      The scary thing here is not that there are ignorant crackpots out there, but the amazing chain of ignorance needed for this to appear on slashdot:

      The original kook hmself of course, the journalist at masshightech.com, the submitter to slashdot, and finally the responsible /. editor. None of these can have even a passing knowledge of the very simplest basics of chemistry, because then they would have caught this and passed it on only as a joke if at all. This is simple oxidising/reduction reactions. It's where you start. It's chemistry 101 or even below. They teach it to any teen going for technical studies and then some (well, maybe they stopped, but they should teach it).

      *sigh* I guess nerds just aren't what they used to be.

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    28. Re:Long way to go yet... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      That 2 volts you get from subtracting potentials on the chart assumes 1M concentrations for both the Cu and Al electrolytes at a temperature of 298K. The real potential from a "tree cell" will be a little different.

    29. Re:Long way to go yet... by bar-agent · · Score: 1
      Shooting for the +5 Informative...

      • affect n.--An observable emotional state; "He seemed drugged, and spoke without any affect."
      • affect v.--To influence something, or to project a certain air.
      • effect n.--The end result of an action or situation.
      • effect v.--To bring about, or to erase.
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    30. Re:Long way to go yet... by Ankur+Dave · · Score: 1

      And, to complicate matters further, using 'effect' as a verb is actually correct in some cases.

  3. 2 - 12 Volts? by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many amps? Enough to be worth it?

    1. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah. I'm sure they can make a multi-million volt generator thingie, with next to 0 current.

    2. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by metternich · · Score: 1

      Silly goose! A = V/R.

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    3. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by Rei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It depends on the process that generates it, but you're right - the current is probably minimal.

      Want to propose theoretical sources of charge? Wood's not a bad insulator (although nothing compared to plastics), so any charge development won't dissipate too quickly. Perhaps static charges in the leaves between different trees from wind? Doesn't seem likely that one tree would tend to build up positive charges and the other negative, with the easiest discharge route being through the ground, however. Perhaps the trees are a discharge point for particles in the atmosphere that are charged with respect to the ground?

      Any other ideas?

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    4. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

      The issue is not really how many Amps, it is how much power (watts) or energy (watt/hours etc)? And how is this power/energy derived? Living things take in power, mainly from the Sun, and convert it into latent energy in the form of sugars and oils. Currently we tap that latent enery by burning it. If we extract the energy before it gets to sugars and oils the tree will stop growing (at best) or die.

      My uninformed guess would be that work focussing on improving phto-voltaic conversion would be more prodtive and save the trees etc. for transport fuels. Oils work will in transportable tanks, electricity does not.

    5. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by lxs · · Score: 1

      Area equals volume divided by radius?

      Seriously, I thought that current was denoted by I (from the French intensite) Is it different in other parts of the world?

    6. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by Jaknet · · Score: 1

      A= Amps...strangely enough

    7. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by idttau · · Score: 1

      even in america is current represented by I

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    8. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going to use the first letter of the unit of measurement instead of the traditionally designated symbol, then surely the equation should be:

      Amps = Volts / Ohms

      Or you could just go with tradition and give the usual equation:

      I = V / R

      Either way, it still tells you nothing about power. I think you meant to quote

      P = V * I

      or mabey P = I * I * R of you were talking about heat dissipation in a resistor.

    9. Re:2 - 12 Volts? by lxs · · Score: 1

      please ask your teacher to explain to you the difference between a unit and a quantity.

      If your teacher can't explain it to you, go to your school board and demand a full refund of your tuition fees.

  4. [Insert you tree-powered invention here] by robyannetta · · Score: 1
    Power from trees: Unlimited possibilities to provide power to necessary equipment for third world countries.

    Medical equipment
    Wheat/seed processessing for food
    Water pumps & filtering systems
    Electronic communications
    Access to Slashdot out in "the bush"

    However, the best idea ever is still Tomacco.

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    1. Re:[Insert you tree-powered invention here] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tree powered wooden vibrators!!

  5. Could we see this is the future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Broadband over electric trees?

    1. Re:Could we see this is the future? by robyannetta · · Score: 5, Funny
      Broadband over electric trees?

      Yes, but they won't be running TCP/IP. They're be running Banyan Vines.

      [ducks]

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    2. Re:Could we see this is the future? by jtorkbob · · Score: 1

      Well, ducks are filter-feeders (iptables) which IIRC doesn't support Vines. Sorry.

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    3. Re:Could we see this is the future? by ImaLamer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ents could provide Tolkien Ring access...

    4. Re:Could we see this is the future? by JonToycrafter · · Score: 1

      Excellent! I can't haxxor these to get root access!

    5. Re:Could we see this is the future? by MNJavaGuy · · Score: 1

      *groan*

      OK, I admit it. I chuckled at that one.

  6. Watch out, world... by lpangelrob · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...we'll be living like the ewoks in no time!

    On second thought, I don't think they have electricity in those dens. We'll be living better than ewoks!

  7. I know what would work by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

    a potato tree

  8. Power = V * A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "He expects to find investors to help pay for the research needed to figure a way to increase the tree power from less than 2 volts to 12 volts sometime this year, creating an alternative to fossil fuels. "


    Utter bullshit. Tell me how many watts you can produce. Because the question is not how many volts but how many AMPS. You aren't going to charge shit unless you can produce something more than a few microamps.

    1. Re:Power = V * A by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Not entirely true- many of my small device chargers on my desk are running between 20-2000 mA. Anything over 2 amps would be great- anything over 20 mA would still be usefull, but you might need a small forest to create anything great.

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  9. Best part of the article by karvind · · Score: 1, Redundant
    "There's a fundamental law of physics," he said. "The energy has to come from somewhere."

    You bet !!

    1. Re:Best part of the article by captaindomon · · Score: 1

      So, he has miraculously rediscovered... A Battery. Wow. I wonder if he knows you can make those out of lemons, too. The interesting development will be to see how he plans to increase the voltage. Battery voltage is directly tied to the metals used, based on their electron configurations (if my college chemistry memory is still intact). I bet he changes the metals and calls it progress towards a breakthrough.

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  10. watch for the payback by ChipMonk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ever seen "The Matrix"? What goes around, comes around.

    1. Re:watch for the payback by HunterZ · · Score: 3, Funny

      So the bad guys in The Matrix were actually pissed off trees? I think you're confusing it with Lord of the Rings ;)

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    2. Re:watch for the payback by femto · · Score: 1

      Been wanting to get back at those damn Triffids for years.

    3. Re:watch for the payback by MetricT · · Score: 1

      Maybe that explains Keanu Reeve's wooden performance...

  11. How does it work? by OakDragon · · Score: 3, Funny
    The article doesn't do much to explain the process. Maybe this is it:

    Wadle became interested in the concept while studying lightning coming from the ground, "which led him to believe that there's some type of power emanating from earth, which led him to trees," Lagadinos said.

    Ah, I see. Trees produce lightning. But surely that would be more than 2 volts?

    1. Re:How does it work? by Holangisus · · Score: 1

      1.21 Jiggawatts to be precise.

    2. Re:How does it work? by idttau · · Score: 1

      also keep in mind this is not without harming the tree. being a simple redox reaction, the aluminum gets oxidized and aluminum ions enter the tree. there's apparently just enough copper ions in the ground to provide the reduction.

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  12. Confusing terms by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "the current power from just under 2 volts to a more useful 12 volts"

    How about something more useful? Like wattage?

    1. Re:Confusing terms by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Here's a number for ya: 1.21

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    2. Re:Confusing terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watt you say?

    3. Re:Confusing terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no chance to survive make your time

  13. New Matrix Movie? by not5150 · · Score: 1

    Coming up... Maxtrix Tree edition. Nah, doesn't seem as exciting as using humans.

    1. Re:New Matrix Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But would still be better than the last 2 Matrix movies

  14. Unlimited energy? by syberdave · · Score: 1

    Its a renewable source and its an unlimited source, he said. Its virtually untapped. The issue is clean energy and its readily available. There are trees everywhere.

    So how much energy can one drain from a single tree? And would it harm it in any way? The energy has to come from somewhere.

  15. Can't wait for the Matrix jokes... by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    to start getting posted.

  16. Well by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that's what I call Flower Power

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  17. Pfft! I can promise 220 V with investor funding .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah ! just give me that funding and I will provide over 220 Volts from each tree.
    No over 10000 Volts
    Anyone ...

  18. Exactly like the Matrix... by cytoman · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...except that there will be trees instead of humans!!! I love it! Also, no need to develop a VR world to keep trees happy and growing :-)!

  19. Don't invest, this is bollocks. by JackDW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    MagCap is looking to boost the current power from just under 2 volts to a more useful 12 volts
    Neither current nor power is measured in volts. If they can't get that right...

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    1. Re:Don't invest, this is bollocks. by chargrilled · · Score: 1

      I thought the use of "current" in the sentence was referring to the present but I could be wrong and if so then this whole idea went from way out there to really really way out there.

    2. Re:Don't invest, this is bollocks. by JackDW · · Score: 1
      Maybe so, but the guy really doesn't have a clue what he's doing. So there's a potential difference between one electrode (in a tree) and another electrode (in the ground). Well, what a surprise! Give this man a prize: he's invented a spectacularly useless sort of battery and thinks he's come up with an amazing new source of energy.

      It's not a limitless renewable source of energy - it will stop when the electrodes rot away. Nor is it a good source of energy - the amount of current that it can supply is likely to be tiny, because the electrolyte is hardly suitable. No doubt the man thinks he is tapping ley lines or crystal energy or something.. what a tool.

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    3. Re:Don't invest, this is bollocks. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      They can't even get their spelling right. From their press release "Wadle said he got the original idea of harnessing a tree for electrical energy from studying lightening, more than 50 percent of which originates from the ground."

      Lightening eh? So it's free unlimited and a diet plan?

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  20. Amps? by victorl19 · · Score: 1

    "He expects to find investors to help pay for the research needed to figure a way to increase the tree power from less than 2 volts to 12 volts sometime this year, creating an alternative to fossil fuels." The article mentions nothing about amperage, while high voltage may be more efficient, wouldn't amperage be the more relevant question?

  21. volts != power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    volts ain't power !

    1. Re:volts != power by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      V = kg m^2/(A s^3)
      So there's a second power of m and a third power of s. And looking more closely, kg = kg^1 and A = A^1, which makes two more powers.
      So volts are a lot of power! :-)

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  22. The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery") by ClayJar · · Score: 5, Informative

    When you hook up two dissimilar electrodes through an electrolyte (which in this case is nicely packaged within a tree and the nearby ground), you get an electrochemical potential. In the case of copper and aluminum as your electrodes, the potential is about two volts.

    An easy way to get 12 volts? Connect six tree-cells in series.

  23. Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by nweaver · · Score: 5, Informative
    The guy sounds like a clueless dweeb, he just created a classic battery with different anode and cathode (Al and Cu in his case, forget which would be which) in an electrolyte (the tree/dirt).

    My guess is that iss no different from the classic lemon battery, just replacing the galvanized (zinc-coated) nail with an aluminum nail.

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    1. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One big difference is that the lemon is dead and slowly rotting, needing replacement. The tree is living, thus the only thing that needs replacing (assuming that the drainage doesn't destroy the tree) is the anode and the cathode. But we use electricity to make aluminimum don't we? I'll bet this comes out to be energy negative in the long run.

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    2. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by kfg · · Score: 1

      One big difference is that the lemon is dead and slowly rotting, needing replacement. The tree is living . . .

      What do lemons grow on?

      KFG

    3. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      What do lemons grow on?

      Trees- but the problem is that they drop off the tree when ripe. Which means you have to rewire. More often than you'd have to replace the corroding parts.

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    4. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you suppose the nails are created? They don't grow on trees. The production of the raw metal uses electro-chemical energy. It is precisely this energy he found.

    5. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's not draining the tree, it's using the electrochemical potential between the two electrodes. I dunno about you, but I believe that refined Aluminum and Copper metals nails do not grow on Aluminum and Copper nail trees, at least in this sector of the galaxy. It takes a ton of electrical energy to mine, refine, and mould these materials into their final shape.

      In other words: the energy isn't coming from the tree, it's coming from the mills that produced these materials, which in turn came from the ground in one form or another!

    6. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by alexhs · · Score: 1

      > The guy sounds like a clueless dweeb, he just created a classic battery with different anode and cathode in an electrolyte

      Yeah but at least he will get a patent on that :)

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    7. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      Broken cars drop off the road when ripe. I guess that's where the expression "It's a lemon." comes from.

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    8. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .the corroding parts.

      Which are the actual source of the energy anyway, so the whole "tree vs. lemon thang" is a moot issue.

      Obviously this guy needs to be raising money to research growing aluminum trees.

      KFG

    9. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you suppose the nails are created? They don't grow on trees. The production of the raw metal uses electro-chemical energy. It is precisely this energy he found.

      That may be correct- I've seen at least one other potential explaination. But you're completely correct in that the process is energy negative when you figure in the cost of making the nail (and likely also the copper).

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    10. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I still say the difference is that the tree is unlikely to move.

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    11. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .the tree is unlikely to move.

      Although I've seen plenty of 'em do it.

      KFG

    12. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would, you stupid lemon-eater!

    13. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by MajorDick · · Score: 1

      Uhhhhhh, its also because the lemon PH variant is significant , unless he can find acidic trees, maybe in Ohio ...with all our acid rain.......

    14. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Anybody who has spent any amount of time on a rainy day in Portland's west hills knows to not park on the street, because the trees travel in packs, always downhill, and usually in a group as wide as the street once the silt ground gets saturated and no longer sticks to the bedrock at higher elevations around the city.

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    15. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      True- I forgot about that- never saw it in person, but I've seen video on KATU....

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    16. Re:Clueless Dweeb, he created a classic battery... by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Everybody's seen that video on KATU by now, it's been featured on several specials and reruns on Maximum Exposure and other similar shows worldwide. Down-the-street mudslides are about a biannual experience in Portland.

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  24. I hope this works out... by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    I pine for the day that this kind of energy production becomes poplar.

    1. Re:I hope this works out... by DoctaWatson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's just hope he's not barking up the wrong tree.

      I wooden want this to fail, but who am I to birch if it does?

    2. Re:I hope this works out... by blue_adept · · Score: 1

      I, fir one, would birch ya anything that they'll have to spruce up the results.

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    3. Re:I hope this works out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tree punning is so sappy.

    4. Re:I hope this works out... by Tx · · Score: 1

      Fir gods sake, all these tree puns, I wish yew wood quit it! It's time to spruce up your repertoir of jokes, I think.

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    5. Re:I hope this works out... by corngrower · · Score: 1

      Electricity from trees!? Listen to your boxelders and stop this foolishness or I'll have Maple paddle your ash, you little good fir nothin!

    6. Re:I hope this works out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. Tree puns. You must be board.

  25. Answer to his problem by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    From the article:Lagadonis said tests have generated 0.8 volts to 1.2 volts by driving an aluminum roofing nail half an inch into a tree attached to a copper water pipe driven 7 inches into the ground. But the electricity is useless because it's unstable and fluctuates.

    Here's the answer: 13 aluminum roofing nails, 13 copper pipes, hooked up in series to an automotive voltage regulator and an ampmeter. If you get a fluctuation between 5-20 amps, take out the ampmeter and replace it with fuse and a cigarette lighter adapter, and plug in your iGo charger to charge your cell phone off of it.

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    1. Re:Answer to his problem by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So when you go hiking make sure to take a bunch of nails with you and wire so you can recharge your cell phone. Should be standard survival equipment.

    2. Re:Answer to his problem by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      don't forget the copper pipes! :-)

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  26. Eddie Floyd Generator by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > Tapping Trees for Electricity?

    It's like thunder, (Boom!)
    Fast as lightning, (ZzzzowZzowZowwww!)
    These cover versions are frightening,
    Ya better knock, knock, knock, knock, knock...
    On wood.
    Baby.
    Oooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!

    All we have to do is wrap some magnet wire around Eddie Floyd (who wrote the original in 1966), and smother Amii Stewart in bar magnets.

    Play the Amii Stewart 1978 disco version to spin Eddie Floyd's corpse up to several million RPM in one direction, and play the 2004 Rachael Stevens techno cover to get Amii spinning in the opposite direction at relativistic velocities, and you'll never lack for electricity again.

    (It's only when you need to knock on wood that you realize the entire world's made of aluminum and plastic.)

  27. Patent what? by Caesious · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The main problems is that he hasn't the slightest idea how to get useful electricity from a tree but yet he was able to apply for a patent. You can drive a ground rod and hoist a copper plate in the air. There will be an insignificant amount of energy generated between the two. Maybe I could patent that and the act of putting electrodes into a potato.

    1. Re:Patent what? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      One would think that sticking two pieces of metal into ANY vegetation, be it a lemon, potato, trees, or George Dubya Bush, and using aforementioned device as a novelty power source for say, an LCD clock or high-school science experiment, would qualify as prior art.

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  28. Finally Current bushes! by rvaniwaa · · Score: 1

    with real current!

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      I'm glad someone else couldn't resist that one.
      It saves me the trouble of posting it.

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  29. Mana pool? by raisedbyrobots · · Score: 1

    Whenever I tap trees, I get green mana.

    1. Re:Mana pool? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      Good plan.

      Step 1: Find an artifact that converts {G} to alternating current.
      Step 2: Use an infinite mana loop (e.g. this + this + this) to generate infinite {G}.
      Step 3: Convert infinite {G} to a.c. as required.
      Step 4: PROFIT!!!!!!!

      Hang on, I filled in all the steps.. something must be wrong with this plan...

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    2. Re:Mana pool? by raisedbyrobots · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have two islands open. Good luck finding that artifact.

  30. Power != Volts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the amperage to go along with the voltage?

    One also wonders if the voltage comes from the trees, or the fact that you have jabbed an aluminum spike into a water solution containing at least some dissolved electrolytes.

  31. quick! by zxnos · · Score: 1

    quick, be the first on your block with a tree powered alarm clock.

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  32. And we can store the electricity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in Coconut Batteries.

  33. Long ways to go by gasmonso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With such a poor output, you would need an entire forest to power a TV set. While I find the article somewhat interesting, it lacks detail of any sort. It really just seems like the potato clock I saw on Mr Wizard as a kid.

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  34. Potato clock? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it's anything like those potato clock thingies?

    1. Re:Potato clock? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      No, because people can rarely be scammed into investing in a potato clock company. :)

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  35. Doesn't this sound like a battery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just read the article. He connects an aluminum nail to copper pipe in the ground, with a big wet tree inbetween.

    Don't we call those things batteries?

  36. Unit for power is Watt. by DoctorSVD · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    He expects to find investors to help pay for the research needed to figure a way to increase the tree power from less than 2 volts to 12 volts sometime this year, creating an alternative to fossil fuels.

    Last I heard, power was measured in Watts. It's hard to take people without a grasp on such fundamental concepts seriously.

    (The obligatory Wikipedia reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volt)

    1. Re:Unit for power is Watt. by Snags · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they meant the word power in the colloquial sense, in which case they're still wrong, because volts don't measure current, either.

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  37. No, not Treebeard! by aarku · · Score: 1

    The Matrix would have been much slower paced if Neo woke up to find himself an Ent.

    Morpheus/Treebeard: "I have told your name to the Entmoot, and they have seen you, and they have agreed that you need to learn Kung Fu."

  38. Depends on the tree by No2Gates · · Score: 1

    If it's a orange tree or just about any citrus tree, you can put electrodes into the fruit and get 1.5 volts per orange, put 8 of them in series and you can get your 12 volts. It would be enough to power a low power device like a radio or help charge a laptop, but you'd need a shitload of wires and orange trees to power your house.

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  39. Tree Tapping by Jazzer_Techie · · Score: 1

    Every one knows you can tap trees for energy. Can you say maple syrup? Let's see electricity make pancakes extra delicious. (And I suppose you could probably develop a syrup powered generator too...but that's a project for another day.)

    But on a more serious note, where do people think that energy is coming from? Any energy that the tree has (whether it's in moving sap or the wood itself) came from the sun. It seems to me that this is a pretty roundabout way to extract solar power.

  40. Ahh... so now we're tapping trees for Energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of forests for Mana...

  41. Studies need to be done by nexarias · · Score: 1

    Won't this affect the growth and the health of trees, if anything? There has to be an energy payoff somewhere, and if this "energy tapping" from trees is harmful to the trees, a mass degeneration of various ecological systems is possible. On the other hand, I know everyone is wishing MacGuyver was still running.. ;)

  42. Calling Ben Franklin by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you'd get any useful power out of this scheme, but one thing's for sure: you'd better invest in a quality surge protector before you try plugging your gear into a tree.

  43. You don't need a tree, just your own sweat... by nweaver · · Score: 1
    http://www.spartechsoftware.com/reeko/Experiments/ ExpHumanBattery.htm

    A nice "do it at home" experiment to get the same results (copper and aluminum voltaic cell) using your own body rather than a tree as the electrolyte.

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    1. Re:You don't need a tree, just your own sweat... by lxs · · Score: 1

      The article was a minor disappointment for me.

      From your description I imagined someone actually sticking pieces of corroding metal into their body, which aroused a morbid curiosity which will remain, at least for the moment, unsatisfied.

  44. Snake oil? by TERdON · · Score: 1

    Lagadonis said tests have generated 0.8 volts to 1.2 volts by driving an aluminum roofing nail half an inch into a tree attached to a copper water pipe driven 7 inches into the ground. But the electricity is useless because it's unstable and fluctuates.

    Sounds a lot like a voltaic pile to me. Something that was made for the first time 200 years ago, only using other materials. The only new thing I can see with this implementation, is that you're using a tree instead of the traditional "little chemist's" lemon. Possibly, the idea is to have the tree regenerate the chemicals. But as they can't say anything about the power of the tappable current, we don't really know (it would be elementary to just raise the voltage - but that would also mean lowering the current...

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    1. Re:Snake oil? by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      That's certainly what it is. Getting the electrolyte chemicals from the tree is a non-issue. The electrolyte doesn't get consumed in a battery, the electrodes do.

  45. Tapping Wallets, Not Trees by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    This is about tapping investor's wallets, not trees. After all, "green" is HOT! And what could be "greener" than a tree?

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  46. Glorified Battery? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    Dunno about you, but it looks to me like what we really have here is a glorified, low-level battery. The key is that one pole is aluminum, the other is copper. If they are both the same metal, then you have something.

    The energy is coming from the interaction of a mildly acidic tree against the metal in the poles, and over time, the poles will corrode. It will take more energy to keep the poles uncorroded than will be generated by the "tree battery".

    In short, a Jr. High School project can do better with a plate of copper, a plate of aluminum, and some paper soaked in lemon juice!

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  47. This is how it works by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative
    From the article:
    Lagadonis said tests have generated 0.8 volts to 1.2 volts by driving an aluminum roofing nail half an inch into a tree attached to a copper water pipe driven 7 inches into the ground.
    The real source of the power is the aluminum nail, which is converted from its oxide using electricity- massive amounts of electricity. (Remember back in 2000 when aluminum producers started reselling that electricity to California during its power crisis, instead of just making aluminum with it?)

    When the nail completely corrodes, the tree will stop "producing electricity" and this company will have moved on to impressing investors with potato clocks.
    1. Re:This is how it works by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it sounds like he just invented a new form of the Potato Clock.

    2. Re:This is how it works by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Seems like we did this way back in the dark ages using a potato and zinc and copper rods. There was even a potato clock kit where you used this to power a LCD clock.

      I liked the story about using the temprature difference in the ocean to generate power better. Why not dupe that instead this muck?

    3. Re:This is how it works by goldspider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I knew it was snake oil without wasting time on TFA, and here's how I knew:

      "MagCap is looking to boost the current power from just under 2 volts to a more useful 12 volts with investor funding."

      Apparently any technological breakthrough, no matter how fantastic, unfeasable, or absurd, can be achieved with enough funding.

      Dollars to donuts these asshats are just trying to fleece some hippies with more money than brains.

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    4. Re:This is how it works by sbaker · · Score: 1

      This certainly sounds like a potato-battery. You've got two dissimilar metals (aluminum nail, copper earthing spike) - and an electrolyte (water in the ground turning into sap in the tree). So, as expected, you get a small voltage - and it's certainly going to be something less than two volts.

      How much current you get depends on a bunch of stuff - but it won't be much. There is no new science here - he could have done the same thing much more easily with a row of potatoes - and for SURE you won't be generating any useful amount of power from doing this.

      However, cranking this up to 12v per tree isn't gonna happen unless you put a bunch of trees in series.

      The guy is a crackpot - have nothing more to do with him!

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    5. Re:This is how it works by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be too surprised if these schmucks did know that they are selling a bio-battery (lemon/potato/etc..).

      It is just a scam to fleece some science-incompentent investors - like enraging city councils over the evils of dihydrogen monoxide.

    6. Re:This is how it works by waferhead · · Score: 1

      They should try it with a grapefruit, much more stable output.

      If they used zinc and carbon, and put a few in series, they would be able to run a PDA quite well.

      I for one welcome our new grapfruit generator overlords!

      (Idiots)

    7. Re:This is how it works by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Well, with sufficient funding I'm sure this guy will manage to discover the series circuit.

      You can get a million volts out of batteries if you're determined enough. Getting it to actually power anything, though, is going to be the trick.

      I wonder what happens when the aluminum in his "tree" battery runs out?

    8. Re:This is how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, it will be somebody like Bush that would put his money into it or offer a tax credit for it, if it involves a friend of his.

    9. Re:This is how it works by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Considering that many of the hippies have Masters and PhDs, I am guessing that he will not get a cent this way. My guess is that he will shortly have some group of ExEnrons on board (with Texas-style Accounting), and will declare that a terrorist lives in every tree.

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    10. Re:This is how it works by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed. In some circles aluminium is more commonly known as congealed electricity.

      I'm going to bet that the cost of the nail is more than the value of the electricity produced - but the real question will be, "Is this the least efficient ways you can produce power?"

    11. Re:This is how it works by Burz · · Score: 2, Informative

      In some circles aluminium is more commonly known as congealed electricity.

      Some companies understand this, and are beginning to make metalic (not H2) fuel cells with exceedingly high power densities using zinc or aluminum fuel.

    12. Re:This is how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah. The post of an insulted hippie.

    13. Re:This is how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the post of a realist libertarian. The hippies were from the 60's and as a group had a very high educational rate. Many went on to create companies that succeeded. In addition, others persued such wild things as Alternative energy as well as pushed environmentalism (an idea that was originally pushed by republicans esp. westerners).

    14. Re:This is how it works by miro+f · · Score: 1

      I'm slightly more worried that the people trying to gather electricity from trees are also trying to measure power in volts. In fact, it's very easy to increase the voltage from 2v to 12v, six trees in series!

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    15. Re:This is how it works by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Very true, pretty much all metals are made using a horribly energy inefficient process, basically similar to how your toaster prepares bagels, but with a hell of a lot bigger heating element, and big ceramic lined pits. In fact, you can pretty easily melt steel if you make a brick oven and stick a powered electrode in it for a couple of hours. I believe something like 30% of the electricy generated in the US goes to manufacturing metal products, compaired to 17% for ALL residential use.

  48. IPO by inKubus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    MONEY REALLY *DOES* GROW ON TREES! LOOK AT THAT TOMATO! YOU CAN EVEN CUT A TIN CAN WITH IT!

    Sorry.

    Ahem, I think they have already proven that there is not enough sun energy per square yard of surface area on the earth to meet even a small percentage of our yearly hydrocarbon energy consumption. However, this could be useful for highway or trail markers, maple syrup harvesters (let them know when a bucket is full without requring batteries, etc. I don't see how this could possibly be cheaper than commodity solar cells, however. What's the use. What about the thermolife, which uses thin films to create current from body heat gradients (inside a human body)? That's a revoultion. Potatoheads.

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    1. Re:IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      link

      From the calculations on that page: Power reaching the Earth = P(total) × Area(earth)/Area(sphere) = 1.77×10^17 W.

      Power consumption worldwide, I've read between 9x10^12 and 12×10^12 W

      "they have already proven that there is not enough sun energy per square yard of surface area on the earth to meet even a small percentage of our yearly hydrocarbon energy consumption" looks bogus.

    2. Re:IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the sun did't provide enough energy for us we'd be screwed really soon.

    3. Re:IPO by name773 · · Score: 1

      it only reaches part of earth at once, and we'd be hard pressed to put up solar panels in the middle of the pacific.

      making large airborne or space-based solar arrays could potentially alter the climate. also not the greatest idea, especially when you look at cost.

    4. Re:IPO by joebok · · Score: 4, Funny

      From TFA:

      Wadle became interested in the concept while studying lightning coming from the ground, "which led him to believe that there's some type of power emanating from earth, which led him to trees," Lagadinos said.

      Not that that chain of reasoning inspires any confidence what-so-ever in me, the free power apparently comes from the ground, not the sky...

      Unless the "trees" he is talking about only have a couple branches at the top and really long, ropey leaves that seem to go to another "tree" just like it...

    5. Re:IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > making large airborne or space-based solar arrays could potentially alter the climate. also not the greatest idea, especially when you look at cost.

      So? I say let solar energy be researched anyway to reduce costs and reduce any negative impact.

    6. Re:IPO by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Oil is basically concentrated solar energy, collected for millions of years during the time of dinosaurs when jungles covered the CO2 rich, warm, watery earth. Our rate of consumption increases every year. I don't know really why I wrote that. I just wanted to mention the Thermolife and got all caught up in biodiesel debate again.

      Cheers!

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    7. Re:IPO by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That there might be some technical hurdles doesn't make the statement false. The energy striking the Earth is much greater than the energy needs to replace all hydrocarbons. If you want to argue about it being hard to capture or use, that is a separate issue.

    8. Re:IPO by HyperTiger · · Score: 1

      Eric Drexeler disagrees with you in "Engines of Creation" when he points to covering the roads of just one country, Canada, with diamond sheathed solar panels to meet ten times the world's energy demands at the time.

    9. Re:IPO by diablomonic · · Score: 1
      dont know where you got this strange (and WRONG) idea from, the average amount of solar energy per m^2 on a nice sunny day is over a kilowatt, meaning your average decent size house block could provide about 1 Megawatt of power, if we could actually get it all (which we cant, although it looks as if soon we may be able to get about half of it).

      The only real issue with providing all our needed power with solar energy is the current cost for the solar cells. if (when?) cheap solar cells come to market (such as the thin flexible plastic ones we hear about on /. from time to time, or sliver cells using much less silicon), even low efficiency ones, there will be no more energy problem (unless of course we all drastically raise our energy use, and i do mean drastically, or oil companies buy laws to prevent their use )

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    10. Re:IPO by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think they have already proven that there is not enough sun energy per square yard of surface area on the earth to meet even a small percentage of our yearly hydrocarbon energy consumption.


      Who ever told you that was wrong.

      With special care, algae can produce 50 grams of oil per square meter per day.
      But with more typical care, algae produces about 5 grams of oil per square meter per day.
      Even using that typical figure, you could still produce the trillion gallons of oil needed annually with an area only slightly larger than the Great Sandy.

      In other words, not only is there enough sun light hitting the earth, there's enough sunlight hitting in the earth in places were plants aren't currently growing.

    11. Re:IPO by Kyosuke77 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll do one better. The best rough estimate I could find of the power transferred from the Sun to the Earth was here (link). According to that we receive about 1.7x10^17 W from the Sun. Since Watts are Joules per second, we can do a little math and find that the energy total for a year comes to around 5.4x10^24 J/year. Now, the best estimate I could find for total worldwide energy consumption (link) puts us at around 5.418x10^20 J/year.

      What does this mean? It means the Earth receives each year from the sun, approximately ten-thousand (10000) times the energy that we consume. What this in turn means is that the sum of our methods for capturing this energy and putting it to use needs only to achieve 0.1% efficiency.

      If you're going to be proclaiming something as grandiose as the statement that the sun cannot possibly deliver enough energy to earth to meet our needs, then you really should have something better to back it up. Furthermore if you're talking about something at a global scale, you should analyze it at a global scale, not a unit scale.

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    12. Re:IPO by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know where you got that strange (and WRONG) idea from (sorry, I had to use your words!), but the total accumulation of solar energy on the surface of the earth at midday in the tropics without clouds is 1.4kw/m^2. Most places have an average midday solar exposure of a few hundred watts per square meter. It is not midday 24/7.

      What else to cover. The price of solar cells isn't the only issue like you claim, as the overall cost is mostly efficiency*cost, so efficiency must be factored in, Also important is the nature of the fixture (for example concentrators), and cells aren't the only way to harness solar power. And oil companies actually lobby relatively little compared to the size of their industry, mostly for reduced environmental regulations and for better relations with other countries (yes, they're pro-pollution, but the big oil refiners and producers are actually somewhat antiwar because you can't pump oil when guerellas are sabotaging your fields and pipelines). Their main interaction with solar is actually positive - BP and Shell are some of the world's biggest investors in solar research. There's stating to be a movement to shift from being "oil companies" to being "fuel" or "energy" companies, not limiting themselves to one particular source.

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    13. Re:IPO by idttau · · Score: 1

      obviously we can't put solar panels to cover the entire world without other adverse effects, but think how much roof space there is in the world. in minnesota there's a company in minneapolis that installs such systems. and that's not even covering the entire roof. so if we got all the roofs and put up wind turbines in the plains and by the sea, we could easily power the entire world.

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    14. Re:IPO by name773 · · Score: 1

      i always thought it would be neat if they found a way to incorporate solar cells into roads, since the electrical infrastructure is nearby anyhow. repair would be a mess though...

  49. windpower 2.0? by hostingreviews · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's the static created by that many leaves rubbing together. Tree-static.

  50. Not renewable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Other contributors have already explained that the tree is simply acting as an electrolyte.


    It is also important to recognize that the electricity is generated purely by oxidation of the metal sheets driven in the tree. If they are gone, so is the current. The tree does not renew/regrow anything.


    I wish we had less bogus science on slashdot. Maybe we need more knowledgeable editors?

  51. Plants are producing methane by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    Just saw this over at Fark: Plants are producing methane

    As for his 2 ---> 12 volts problem... how about using a capacitor and a voltage regulator & step-up converter?

    You smooth out the current delivery, step up the voltage... I'm sure the article is leaving out a lot of information. The solution couldn't be that easy

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  52. Re: More useful anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer wood and gas for energy. Fact is trees are bad for the environment. For example, the amazon forest is responsible for the majority of CO2 emissions on the planet. The only way that Brazil has a chance of meeting its Tokyo accord goals, is by cutting it down further...

  53. voltage boost by m85476585 · · Score: 1

    "He expects to find investors to help pay for the research needed to figure a way to increase the tree power from less than 2 volts to 12 volts sometime this year" This will probably save millions of dollars and years of research: Flyback or boost switching regulator here's a link: http://www.google.com/search?q=Flyback+OR+boost+sw itching+regulator It can't do anything about power (watts or amps). For that you probably need a whole forest of trees.

    1. Re:voltage boost by m85476585 · · Score: 1

      "He expects to find investors to help pay for the research needed to figure a way to increase the tree power from less than 2 volts to 12 volts sometime this year"

      This will probably save millions of dollars and years of research:
      Flyback or boost switching regulator
      here's a link: http://www.google.com/search?q=Flyback+OR+boost+sw itching+regulator

      It can't do anything about power (watts or amps). For that you probably need a whole forest of trees.

      (forgot the line breaks)

  54. Re:Pfft! I can promise 220 V with investor funding by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    But please put warning signs on those trees:
    WARNING: Do not climb on tree. It may electrocute you!

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  55. wait a minute: by Magdalene · · Score: 0, Troll

    You missed: does this mean all those tree hugging hippies were right?!?

    but seriously, if it does pan out, rapidly disappearing big old growth forest regions like Siberia, BC, upper Canada and south America and Africa would have yet another power authority after them to plug in and another hassle to the eco environment that is already precariously endangered if it does. I don't think big dollar old (billion year under ground type) forest decimation oil companies will treat a new resource with any more respect than they do the one they are already draining.

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  56. Enviroment friendly? by Life700MB · · Score: 1


    Maybe it hurts the trees... I don't think the current is so important but the fact of the continous electron's movemente around the tree.


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  57. The lemon battery experiment by retro128 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't sound too different from the old lemon battery experiment. Sure, he might be able to generate voltage, but the question is...Where are the AMPS? If he has 12V at .005 milliamps, this tree electricity won't be useful to anyone. I hope not too many investors are buying this guy's line...

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    1. Re:The lemon battery experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, so far he's managed to fool at least the slashdot editors. Of course, that's about as impressive as getting 12 volts out of a.. lemon?

    2. Re:The lemon battery experiment by famebait · · Score: 1

      Of course, that's about as impressive as getting 12 volts out of a.. lemon?

      Actually, that would be pretty impressive. Normally (using equally household-common metals for the elctrodes) you would need a bunch of lemons in series to get anywgere near 12V. As would you with the trees. Except since they use the ground as one
      electrode, you can't put them in series. This is not just an uninteresting concept, it is way worse than replacing the trees with small glasses of salt water.

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  58. Tapping Investors by Quirk · · Score: 2, Funny
    MagCap is looking to boost the current power from just under 2 volts to a more useful 12 volts with investor funding ."

    What's being tapped here are reckless investors. Personally I'm sticking with cold fusion.

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  59. I Smell SCAM!!!! by nweaver · · Score: 1

    The more I think about it, the more it smells like a scam: Yet another "New Source of Energy" fraud to capture investors.Anyone with a slight clue about chemistry or physics immediately sees that this is just a classic voltaic cell, using the tree and dirt as the electrolyte.

    Thus I wonder if this might be a deliberate scam to bilk some investors. At least they weren't claiming a perpetual motion machine.

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  60. Nah.... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    Watch out, world ... we'll be living like the ewoks in no time!

    Nah!

    Tapping the trees for current will turn them into Triffids and they'll gobble us all up. Don't bother trying to climb a tree to get away from them, either.

    at least they're not trying use them for cellular phone, they'll try to impress their own ring-tones on us

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  61. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by Pedrito · · Score: 5, Informative

    An easy way to get 12 volts? Connect six tree-cells in series.

    Precisely what I was going to say, and I'm sure anyone with a basic knowledge of electricity would say the same thing.

    Of course, the real problem probably isn't the voltage so much as the wattage. 12 volts is great, but if it's at about .01 milliamps, it's not going to power a whole lot. Unfortunately, the article doesn't mention amps or watts, and without at least 2 of the 3, there's not really much to say about the potential (pun sort of intended).

    As Gregory Hines said in Running Scared about hitting the third rail on the subway, "it's not the volts that kill you, it's the amps". A taser hits with 50,000-150,000 volts. The reason you don't burn to a crisp when you get hit by one is the amps are so low.

    You want to get the voltage to a usable level, but you also need enough amps to run whatever it is you want to run. Frankly, I doubt a tree can produce enough amps, at least without permanently damaging it, for any serious period of time. The act of being a battery will cause a chemical change in the tree which I have to think wouldn't be a healthy one. Since the tree is alive, it will probably repair the damage, but whether it can repair it fast enough to keep from dying is another question.

    Needless to say, I have some serious doubts about this "technology".

  62. series-connecting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, he could plant six of the trees in pods pods and align them in a straight row.

    Boffins even have a fancy name for this, the call it "series-connecting".

    However, what said boffins never understood is that you will have also have to align at 90 to an "earth power ray", otherwise the flow of juice will be too small to be useful.

    Also, you will have to make sure they are far enough apart so they don't short out each other when they grow.

    I bet this guy company spent a couple of thousand man hours figuring this out experimentally, so they will beat the upstart competition with the giant pumpkins to the market.

    Just imagine the millions that will flow in licensing fees if the government starts to put groups of six trees along the strets in the suburbs so you can jumpstart your car on cold winter mornings.

    So make sure to sell your property unless it lies on a street that is oriented at 90 to the "earth power rays".

  63. No such thing a a free lunch by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1
    Okay... they're using an aluminum roofing nail, and a copper water pipe.

    I think there's quite a lot of prior art here, but while we're looking at such stupid ideas let's consider my forthcoming patent for a similar idea using similar electrodes and McDonalds Cheeseburgers. Or potatoes. Let's use copper and aluminum or zinc electrodes and potatoes! They're a renewable resource!

    These stupid bastards haven't realised that they're simply getting back the energy that went into refining the metals used for the electrodes. Or perhaps they have, but hope that their investors won't.

  64. Great Explanation by amliebsch · · Score: 1

    I think you nailed it.

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  65. Galvanic cell? by SchrodingersRoot · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does this sound like it *is* a battery, of particularly primitive variety? I mean, the exact setup is unclear, but....
    Copper, another metal (I know aluminum can be used in NiMH batteries), and a possible electrolyte bridge (the tree)?
    Sounds like a primitive galvanic cell, to me.

  66. If they pick weeping willows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... then the news will have to be posted under software.slashdot.org

  67. A battery, maybe? by fgodfrey · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I'm wondering if this voltage isn't the result of simple electrolysis. He's using two different metals and a living tree, unlike a piece of furniture, is full of water. Iron and copper in a salt water bath will form a battery. Will aluminum? That seems the most likely explanation.


    This page was a good refresher of my chemistry memory.

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    1. Re:A battery, maybe? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Not electrolysis, but a simple battery, is what you're suggesting (electrolysis is when you add electricity to split water into hydrogen and oxygen). Interesting idea! Aluminum and copper as the electrodes, with the tree and soil as the electrolyte.

      If that's the case (and it actually seems reasonable...), then this concept would be officially worthless ;)

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    2. Re:A battery, maybe? by shawb · · Score: 1

      Electric potential of copper: .34 volts. Electric potential of aluminum, -1.66 volts. That makes for a potential of 2 volts, just like this guy is claiming.

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  68. Brilliant! by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    No, not because it's actually going to work. It's obviously just a crappy battery, and taking energy from the metals. It's brilliant because it's not crazy enough to sound completely ridiculous, it has a grain of truth in it, involves everyday simple things so it sounds plausible enough to the typical member of the public with no science background, and it has a "feel good" message. Who doesn't want to believe we can generate power from something as common as a tree?

    We should all be so smart to be able to dupe the public into giving us funding for "more research". If only I had less scrupples I'd try something like this myself. Swine morality.. bested me again.

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  69. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, yes, but how are you going to raise millions in "investment" capital by pointing that out?

    "In my 25 years of practicing patent law, I've never seen anything like this."

    Ah, well, if a lawyer hasn't seen anything like it it must be a revolution in chemistry.

    KFG

  70. 'nother article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When asked what his motivation was for trying to use the trees, MagCap's president responded, "I did it all for the wookies."

  71. Magic the gathering by Lordpidey · · Score: 1

    Darnit, if they keep tapping the trees for electricity, where am I going to get green mana?

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  72. "Brown-out" will have a new meaning by Jerry · · Score: 1

    in the Netherlands when the trees start turning brown because all their photovoltaic energy is being syphoned off to run computers.

    When they kill all the trees what will be their next target? Weeds?

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  73. Easy! by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 1

    All they've got to do is use a transformer to step the power up!

    Even I knew that.

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  74. What about... by i_ate_god · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...forest fires, ice storms, lightning strikes, and the over all impact on the enviroment? I would love to know how birds and squirrels and ewoks are supposed to live in trees that are being tapped for electricity. This would probably do more damage to the enviroment, AND as far as infrastructure safety goes, it's horrible. Trees are not immortal. I would love to see how British Columbia or Quebec will survive, when someone chucks a lit cigarette out of a car and it sparks a massive forest fire and suddenly no one has power left?

    Trees are going to be targets of nature more and more as time progresses since weather is quite obviously becoming more severe. Bigger storms, more snow, more ice, more extremes, essentially, more conditions where forests are at risk of being destroyed. Yes, I know, that can be a benefit, but not when you rely on a forest as an energy resource.

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  75. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by non-poster · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. Without proof of getting enough current from the tree to do anything useful, this idea is pretty silly. Plus, the article says "...increase the tree power from less than 2 volts to 12 volts...", but power is not measured in volts.

  76. Radioshack parts by m85476585 · · Score: 1

    http://www.magcap.com/press.php

    Looks like it was made with parts from Radioshack. A project enclosure, barrier strip, alligator clips. Although it would make a great science fair project!

    1. Re:Radioshack parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like it was made with parts from Radioshack. A project enclosure, barrier strip, alligator clips. Although it would make a great science fair project!

      What - and get sued for violating his
      Intellectual Property Rights?!

  77. missed elementary school science classes? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    MagCap is looking to boost the current power from just under 2 volts to a more useful 12 volts with investor funding."

    Can I have some of the investor's money if I tell him to wire six trees in series? I'm going to go patent my new "grove" power concept now.

  78. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

    Shhhh! When this clown realises he's just reinvented the lemon/potato battery, your idea will bring on a lemon/potato famine, and then what will I eat with my fish?

  79. Oh come off it! How hard can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Cut tree down
    2) Burn tree to create steam
    3) Use steam to create electricity
    4) Profit!

  80. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by thefirelane · · Score: 1

    Or, he chopped down the trees and burned them to create steam. This steam turned a turbine, turning a magnet to induce electricity.

    Brilliant!

  81. Tenchi Muyo? by Maxhrk · · Score: 0

    Have any of you remember Tenchi Muyo? They use tree to powering a ship or something like that..

    hmm...

  82. No mystery - check the electrode potentials by vik · · Score: 5, Informative

    He has indeed made a battery, and has made a cunning choice in using an aluminium nail because of its electrode potential. It works like this:

    Copper(II) electrode potential: 0.337V
    Aluminium electrode potential: -1.662V

    (Source http://www.ami.ac.uk/courses/topics/0157_corr/)

    String them together in a condictive electrolyte (tree sap & humic acid in the soil will do) to get a cell with 1.999V potential - magically matching his 2.0V

    Of course, his aluminium nail is corroding and will need replacing - which is where the energy comes from.

    You can't connect the trees in series to increase the voltage because they share a common ground.

    Vik :v)

    1. Re:No mystery - check the electrode potentials by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      To get trees connected in series you just need to dig them up and place them in separate containers then you can isolate them from the ground. Besides you want to make this a nice portable power source for your iPod don't you? With them in containers you can load them up in 12 wheelbarrows then you and your friends can go patrol the mall playing your tunes.

    2. Re:No mystery - check the electrode potentials by TurboStar · · Score: 1

      "You can't connect the trees in series to increase the voltage because they share a common ground."

      Hence the need for R&D funding to hit 12 volts. They'll have to engineer trees with "cells" that can have the Cu/Al rods driven into them individually so they can be hooked into series.

      Or maybe use the fruit from a LEMON tree...

      Bad science. Bad reporting. Bad ScuttleMonkey.

    3. Re:No mystery - check the electrode potentials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can't connect the trees in series to increase the voltage because they share a common ground.
      Grow them in separate flower pots -- you can even do it at home, and watch your energy blossoming :-)
  83. Nothing to see here, move along. by pla · · Score: 2, Informative

    First of all... Increasing voltage has a trivial, known solution. Starting with DC makes it a bit harder, but still a well-understood problem with a wide array of solutions to choose from. Since none of the sources of information on this company (and I looked into this one before it hit Slashdot) mention either wattage or ampereage, I have to suspect the real problem involves not volts, but watts. Yes, magically increasing voltage would increase watts via "W=V*A", but not if you do so via a voltage conversion rather than a "real" increase in output.

    Second... An aluminum nail and a copper pipe, both embedded in a slightly corrosive fluid... Hmm, where have I heard something like this before? Oh yeah, the basic galvanic battery. Sorry MagCap, the Babylonians beat you to the punch on this one.

    Finally... Do trees particularly like having a few thousand aluminum nails driven into them? Not making a flakey "tree rights" argument, but rather, does using tree sap as a battery electrolyte really count as sustainable, or will it just kill the tree? Not to mention that both aluminum and copper salts tend to have deleterious effects on many organisms native to this planet.


    In summary - Listen to the skeptics on this one. I'll tolerate the zero-point folks before I'll let some MBA try to sell me a massively overblown version of the "potato clock".

  84. Step by step procedure by GillBates0 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Step 1: Cut down said tree
    Step 2: Chop into firewood sized chunks
    Step 3: Burn chunks obtained from (2)
    Step 4: Harness heat from (3) boil water
    Step 5: Use steam generated in (4) to turn steam turbine generator
    Step 5: ???
    Step 6: Electricity!!!

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    1. Re:Step by step procedure by typical · · Score: 1

      No, we have a much simpler algorithm here, which has been going on for at least hundreds of years (Mark Twain apparently got suckered on multiple occasions).

      1) Spew vaguely-sciency sounding claims.
      2) Take in money from uninformed investors "whose money is needed to develop the process further".
      3) Profit!

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  85. About 200 years late... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

    They filed for a PATENT on this? Sticking a nail in a tree and a pipe in the ground? Aren't we a bit late for a patent on a voltaic pile? It's exactly the same thing as using a lemon or potato as a battery. I can get much better results from a stack of zinc and copper plates, some napkins, and a bunch of vinegar.

    1. Re:About 200 years late... by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      Aren't we a bit late for a patent on a voltaic pile.

      Either 200 years late or considerably more, depending on whether you think Volta has priority. Personally, I'm still open minded: there was a hell of a lot of empirical understanding of metallurgy and ceramics in ancient times.

  86. Physics 101, anyone? by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

    Jim Manwell, director of the University of Massachusetts Amherst's Renewable Energy Resource Laboratory, is quoted as saying, "There's a fundamental law of physics. The energy has to come from somewhere."

    Of course it does, Jim. The energy comes from the oxidation of the two metals. Leave that puppy plugged into the tree long enough, and your aluminum nail and copper pipe will oxidize away to nothing while the electricity--all whopping 2 volts of it--happily flows through the electrolyte (tree and dirt).

    Apparently Jim has never made a potato clock in middle school science class. C'mon, man, even the Professor on Gilligan's Island managed to make a radio out of a couple of coconuts! And he couldn't even repair a hole in a boat!

    I'd like to know who these investors are, though. I'd let to let them know about a novel new way to generate electricity with a fur coat and a balloon that I've developed.

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  87. For the skeptical, don't always dismiss ideas by usurper_ii · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    because they sound stupid. I had an ideal for putting up "speed bumps" that generated electricity when cars went over them. I e-mailed a big name in the alternative energy field, who was mentioned in a Slashdot article, and he laughed and said it would be "a good joke to tell at a party." And six to eight months later -- with serveral other people telling it was a dumb idea -- I open up Slashdot and see an article from a guy in England who has made something almost identical to my idea and has 200 cities wanting to buy his device. That just goes to show you what the big "experts" know. My good party joke was going to make some guy a ton of money. Of course, I was a little let down to see that someone had beat me to it, but that's life, I guess. And even though I researched and could find nobody working on the invention, that guy had been working on it for 11 years.

    Usurper_ii

    1. Re:For the skeptical, don't always dismiss ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The actual power produced by the speedbumps comes from each vehicle that goes over it. It doesn't appear out of nowhere. So basically, the group responsible for the speedbump is draining a bit of energy from every vehicle that passes to use it elsewhere.

  88. Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, instead of digging oil out of the barren desert we can destroy our forests to give us electricity. Progress!

  89. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Look at the wonderful magic box. Good grief, talk about a cheesy prop for a scam: A box, alligator clips on wires and four switches!

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  90. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by drelectro · · Score: 1
    You could also easily step up the voltage using a Boost Regulator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boost_converter/), this does not require investor funding.

    Unfortunatly this is likely to have a very high internal resistance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_resistance) preventing you from drawing any useful power from the battery (tree).

    Oh and over time it would probably kill the tree too.

  91. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1
    And you've got to love the part about figuring out how to filter and stabilize the electricity. Gee, I bet no one's had to design a power supply to do THAT before!

    You want stable, filtered 12 volts from it? Go to Maxim, get yourself an inductor-based regulated DC-DC converter chip, some decent sized filter capacitors on both sides, and you're set. But you're still better off with lemons. And I'm no biochemist, but I'm guessing the tree's not going to like having its sap chemistry messed with, either. At the very least, I imagine you'd deplete the electrolyte around the aluminum electrode and it'd stop working. Maybe there's enough flow in there to keep the circuit going, but again, it's going to be doing something funky to the tree if there's any significant chemical process going on.

    And then there's the guy's initial assumption - that because lighting can go from the ground to the sky (sort of), there must be some sort of energy in the earth. Maybe if the Kansas Board of Education has their way, we can ALL achieve this level of scientific insight someday!

  92. Whooo yeah! Tap dat ash! by erroneus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, couldn't help myself...

  93. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

    True - that has to be the funniest line in the article. Of course, the only reason he hasn't seen anything like it is because nobody in the entire patent system is actually capable of reading - even their numeracy skills are barely sufficient to count the non-sequential $20 notes in that brown paper bag...

  94. You can't connect the trees in series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Each tree would have to be in its own pot, otherwise, the battery cells (trees) would short themselves out. Anyway, the energy you get comes from the aluminum going into solution. To make the aluminum you use electricity. You would get less energy back from the trees. Not exactly perpetual motion.

    This reminds me a bit of cold fusion. There's something happening but maybe not what the inventors think.

  95. Easy to get 12 volts???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >An easy way to get 12 volts? Connect six tree-cells in series.

    Well, if all the trees are in the ground, then they're parallel right? To get a series connection only the first tree can be in the ground, the other five have to be in isolated pots. The easy way of doing that is to put them in when they're still small but then you have to wait a long time. The other way is of course quicker but involves heavy machinery.

  96. Power From Trees ?? by evil_morg · · Score: 2, Funny

    is that what they call 'green' power?

  97. Re:For the skeptical, don't always { stupid here } by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your good party joke was stupid. And if you don't know why, you are stupider than we thought.

    The speed bump 'electrical generation' simply uses an inefficient combustion engine to convert gasoline into electricity. A regular honda generator would be ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE more efficient than the 'speed bump' electrical generator, which makes "free" electricity by wasting gas.

    The speed bumps amount to a net tax on everyone driving a car, which may be good or bad, but it ought to be advertised as a tax, not as "free energy".

    Perhaps we could tie a generator to you, and you could drag it around so we can have free energy. After all, you won't mind carrying/pulling an extra 100kg everywhere you go? And since you just produce human byproducts and eat carrots, it's "green".

    Now take your party jokes and go somewhere else.

  98. Slashdot is going to hell in gasoline pants by sonikbeach · · Score: 1

    Taco just addressed the entire /. audience yesterday and assured us Slashdot isn't going to hell. So how many of these stupid articles on pseudo-science do we have to endure before he admits Something Must Be Done?

    It's enough to make me go do my job for a while.

  99. Wait, I've seen this before! by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the same technology that was used in The Matrix to power the machine city? What with cars driving themselves across the desert, flying around by themselves with missles on board, and now technology to get power from trees and possibly other biological sources just how close are we to building a terminator?

  100. not too good for the tree... by dnamaners · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes your chemistry sounds about right, as the aluminum corrodes you get a current. However this can't be too good for the plant. Besides the obvious bit about a big spike being nailed in, aluminum ions are toxic to plants. As this thing makes "power" (which in it self is questionable due to the energy cost of refining aluminum) it poisons the tree. I am sure since IAPMB (I am a Plant Molecular Biologist) that the plant can tolerate a certain amount of aluminum, however quite a lot can come from acid soils and the environment. I am doubtful that any real amount of "power" can be harvested this way without killing (or severely stunting) the trees. In short, what the heck is the point, sure you can make a potato battery out of a tree. However like the potato clock, you don't expect the potato to survive long term as a living battery.

    Talk about the rape of the forests ... This must be forest BDSM.

  101. Secret's out! by mugnyte · · Score: 1

    Well, after a bit of hunting around on the net, I learned that they plan to massively upgrade the power output by placing a zinc-plated nail into a Lemon tree . Specifically, each and every lemon on the tree, then installing a large copper pipe connected to the ground next to the tree.

      One has enough poetential energy to fund the printing of a 3-page business plan and investor "opportuninty" with the company, per tree! With enough trees, this guy really could get rich.

      Personally, I'm going create a side business of selling zinc-saturated lemons as a dietary supplement in the US.

  102. As a wise man once said.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'd tap 'dat ash.

    1. Re:As a wise man once said.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I'll show you something redundant.
      I'll show you something redundant.

  103. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You will get more energy out of burning the tree than you will using this old potato clock idea. This article at best is a troll. Nothing more.

  104. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You can't wire trees in series. They are grounded.

  105. Someone call SHINRA Corporation and SOLIDER! by bmajik · · Score: 1

    I feel like I've seen this before somewhere.. some company figures out a way to suck the energy out of living things and then sells it as plentiful cheap power to humanity.

    But woe befalls them all when it is determined what damage this causes the planet, and thus humanity.

    Oh Cu-lau-do, please save us!

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    1. Re:Someone call SHINRA Corporation and SOLIDER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno -- you're talking there about people who are actually worried with these things. Considering in this case the scientist is closer to the Solient Green creators, I don't think spikey hair and big sword will save us.

      What we need is a comical macho man archetype with big guns, kicking ass and chewin' bubblegum.

  106. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Burning the tree will certainly kill it. This may not. The tree draws power from the sun and nutrients from the earth that it uses to repair itself. Rainwater will also correct the PH in the soil. Depending on the wattage he can pull out of his potato clock it could work.

  107. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Hmm.
    But... could you breed trees that could repair the damage and enhance the effect?

    That might be an inexpensive form of solar energy.

    I mean we breed dogs to all kinds of extremes- couldn't we breed a short-lived (say 20 year generation) tree to enhance this effect and not only survive but thrive on the negatives.

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  108. Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the Tree Matrix where we provide soothing images of fast jungles while they are getting drained?

  109. Volts? Why not measure it in square inches? by mi · · Score: 1

    How do you measure energy in volts? Why not in bytes, pascals, or miles?

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  110. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by shaitand · · Score: 1

    "it's going to be doing something funky to the tree if there's any significant chemical process going on."

    No doubt and the soil too. The question is whether the tree can repair itself and rainwater renourish the soil rapidly enough to compensate. Or at least do a good enough job that it takes a substantial length of time to lose the fight. Trees are a renewable resource after all.

    The type of tree and the trees sap could have an impact in this as well. Just because his way of tapping the energy is simple does not mean that it is an altogether bad idea or useless. There has to be enough current to be useful, but one also must remember that there is no shortage of trees in the world.

  111. Slashdot has gone to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are the editors trying to lose readership? Scams and pseudoscience are hitting the front page so often now I no longer associate Slashdot with Nerdy smart people, but instead with slack jawed mouth breathers.

    I'm using Digg.com more and more because at least I can vote down the dumbass stories.

  112. Don't you mean beowulf forest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I crack myself up.

  113. Knock it off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TMM, knock it off with the AC. We know that you're the one putting up the "defense of TMM" posts. This is one of the reasons why you're pissing off a lot of people. My excuse for AC? Why, to keep my karma safe from your legions of followers with mod points who wish to engage in their typical censorship of any not-favorable-to-TMM posts.

    1. Re:Knock it off. by Soporific · · Score: 1

      I'm defending him too so put a sock in it...

      ~S

  114. Exactly! by PaulBu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Google for "potato battery", you'll find plenty like this.

    I remember there was a story about some guys demoing their tiny microcontroller chip (or single-chip webserver, or something) running it off a "potato battery" to show how little power is required.

    I guess I should start teaching physics to VCs, charging $300/hour -- will save them a lot in the long run... ;-)

    Paul B.

  115. How about 10KV? by DieByWire · · Score: 1
    Two volts? The right tree in the right place is good for about 10KV here.

    Just not for very long.

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  116. Maybe for emergencies by jabelar · · Score: 1

    I guess it might be useful in a survival kit ... it would be better than packing batteries in the sense it could presumably have a longer life.

  117. Where does the energy come from? by Daedius · · Score: 1

    "There's a fundamental law of physics," he said. "The energy has to come from somewhere." The Sun! Obviously. What a painfully ignorant way to end a great article. True or not, I like the idea of trees as advanced photoreactors. They've certainly had a long time to perfect what they do. - Daedius

  118. Funniest phrase in the article by eyebits · · Score: 1

    This has to be the funniest phrase in the article: "...questioned the potential of MagCap's plans..."

    Potential = Voltage

    If you don't get it, go open your physics book.

  119. from the article: by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

    Wadle became interested in the concept while studying lightning coming from the ground, "which led him to believe that there's some type of power emanating from earth, which led him to trees,"

    to paraphrase "I done seen them pitchers where lightnin comes up from the ground. So I reckon thar must be 'lectricity in the earth, and mebbe it's them trees what are makin it"

    The guy is clearly a kook and idiot and anyone who invests deserves what they get.

  120. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So burn one twig from the tree every few days. You'll still probably get more energy, and that is the type of damage the tree can probably deal with.

  121. Re: Broadband from electric trees? by mbstone · · Score: 1

    Will it run SAP?

  122. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    So plant more trees. I seriously doubt that he will ever get enough amps out of such a setup to do more than power a small LCD clock. Would be better use of time and effort to improve solar power if you want a renewable power source or to just burn the trees to make room for the power windmills and solar panels.

  123. Greenpeace will LOVE this by geekee · · Score: 1

    Now when they spike trees, they can collect energy as well!

    BTW, quoting volts is useless. You need to quote power numbers to determine how much energy can be extracted.
    Even if a KV was produced, if only a pA of current flows into your load, that's not a whole lot of energy.

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  124. Fight the power! by Larthallor · · Score: 1

    Ranger Smith: Did you know that the first MagCap was designed to be a perfect tree world? Where none withered, where every one would be sappy. It was a disaster. No tree would accept the program. Entire crops were lost.

  125. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from their official site http://www.magcap.com/press.php - they can power one whopping LED with the circuit (although how many taps they are using is unclear)

  126. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by shawb · · Score: 1

    But the circuit you made does NOT draw power from the sun, this is just a battery driven by a chemical reaction between the copper and aluminum spikes.

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  127. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Yeah but trees serve another function. THEY GENERATE OXYGEN. Your solar panels actually pollute the earth when constructed and your windmills take up space. Both your solar panels and windmills require too much space to succeed as a longterm replacement for fossil fuels. In the meantime lets keep looking for VIABLE renewable energy sources.

  128. metaphorically speaking... by mliikset · · Score: 1

    ...nobody can see the forest for the Vs. 2volts can be transformed into bigger amps and lower voltage, and by wiring a grove or orchard, enough power might be available to provide usable amperage and voltage. But ya know, you can do the same thing by putting dissimilar metals into the ocean, and not ever worry about stunting its growth.

    1. Re:metaphorically speaking... by dougmc · · Score: 1
      But ya know, you can do the same thing by putting dissimilar metals into the ocean, and not ever worry about stunting its growth
      ... or you could mount a small solar panel on/above one of the trees, and it'll generate 100x the energy of an entire grove of trees wired up :) (during daylight, anyways.)
    2. Re:metaphorically speaking... by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the energy isnt coming from the plant but from the chemical oxidation of one of the electrodes and the chemical reduction of the other, driven by the difference in electronegativity between the two metals and mediated by the net migration of charge carrying particles in solution. Not necessarily any net change of energy in the lemon, or tree, or glass of seawater.

  129. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "there is no shortage of trees in the world."

    You sure about that?

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  130. Re:For the skeptical, don't always { stupid here } by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the author's intent was to replace EXISTING speed bumps out there with ones that reclaim some of the energy.

  131. Strength in numbers by todd10k · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. Even if each tree only produces a 1/100th of an amp, what if they do this to hundreds of thousands of trees? would that not produce enough power to justify the expenditure?

  132. Re:Long way to go yet...start with basic physics by skeptictank · · Score: 1
    "He expects to find investors to help pay for the research needed to figure a way to increase the tree power from less than 2 volts to 12 volts sometime this year, creating an alternative to fossil fuels."

    Well, he could increase the potential from 2 volts to 12 volts by putting them in series. I think he probably has a longer way to go than he knows.

  133. mmm linear shit by goarilla · · Score: 1

    if IIRC U(V) and I(A)
    are linear connnected to each other so connecting thousands of this trees
    I'm not stating they aren't simply making a battery of this. Which still fiddles my
    mind ..., a lot of questions arise. I wonder if a tree is a true electrolyte.
    Because most electrolyt's i've known are liquid!, H2S04, HCL, NACL+H2O, or any other
    salt in water for all i care.

    but to get to the point connecting thousands of these trees which will generate
    this is an example, 10.000 of Volts and 0.001 mA would still let us downscale the voltage
    a 1000 times for explanatory purposes and say it's 100 % perfect. -->
    it would boost the I, dont know how the fuck you call I(A) but in our language it is
    rougly translated as the strenght of the current, that besides; it would in the
    equation that follows boost this signal 1000 times making 1 A!.
    if IIRC R=U/I, P(wattage)=U.I, ...
    I'm truely no more sure about this, but i do recall the fact that U and I had a
    linear relationship: if U went down I went up, ...

  134. Chlorophyll's electron transport chain by xixax · · Score: 1

    yes, the guy is describing a lemon battery, but this reminds me of a rather cool idea that may actually be practical one day with nano-tech or something. Photosynthesis actually work by generating electrons. The electrons are used to create chemical energy. Wouldn't it be cool to tap into the electron transport chain and syphon them off to a power point at the base of the tree?

    As getting the electrons into tiny-tiny wires that collect on one spot is likely to be a tall order, it's probably easier to "burn" the tree's sap similar to a parasitic plant. Also, as most natural systems live pretty close to the edge, I'm not sure just how much energy you could syphon off without harming the tree.

    Xix.

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  135. Great Scott! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Tap the trees during thunderstorms and you can get 1.21 GigaWatts!!

  136. Why is this here? by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    It seems that the editors like posting stories about comical IPO's and "scientific discoveries" that come from complete crackpots.

    Is it that they're still pining for the late 90s and the days where madly scribbling down any kind of junk on a napkin, and acting like it's going to change the world would net you 100 million bucks to spend on party favours on New Year's day? Or is it that they like to cling to the belief that all the low-hanging fruit for solving the world's pressing problems hasn't already been picked?

    This story shouldn't be marked with "Energy" and "Science", because it involves neither, except perhaps as a 3rd grade science project.

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  137. Viable energy sources by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    If you want a viable energy source then lets build more nuclear plants. Problem solved. Getting power from trees as described is nothing more than a troll article. There should be some way to flag articles as such.

  138. Man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that was hilarious. Split my sides laughing.

  139. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 0, Troll

    Bah. Everybody knows 640k trees is all the world really needs...

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  140. Re:For the skeptical, don't always { stupid here } by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the point is that the vehicles will be driving regardless of the existance of said speed bumps. So, if you place the speed bumps where the vehicles will be anyway (especially when you replace existing speed bumps) with the electric generating variety, the amount of energy leeched from the vehicle is negligible. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't notice a net change in the fuel economy of my car when I run over speed bumps or potholes in the road. it's not like I'm towing a schoolbus with a honda or anything.

  141. smart idea instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so this guy had a dumb idea. How about a slightly smarter one? Electricity from trees via sap powered fuel cell.

  142. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Piffle! We Druids have been deriving power from trees for the
    past couple of millenia.

  143. barnum tax by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    One has to wonder where all these investors come from.

    There's a sucker born every minute.

  144. If you want power use a currant bush Duh! by 517714 · · Score: 1

    One of the worst puns ever

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  145. You've just won... by Zouden · · Score: 1

    ...a trophy for "geekiest comment of the month". Congratulations!

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  146. Congratulations, you've invented a battery! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zinc Nail and copper pipe?
    two dissimilar metals in an electrolyte.
    Congratulations, you've invented a battery!

  147. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

    unfortunatly, the aluminum spike will degrade, and it cannot repair itself (this is realy where the power comes from also, not the tree)

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  148. Yeah, but... by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

    But you'll need root on every tree to get power, right?

  149. I don't think the application is "Power" by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt that you could replace a power-plant with a forest, just not going to happen.

    What you might have is an extremely cheap power supply for wireless webcams in the forest. Maybe not even enough power for this, but...

    Imagine a square mile of forest. In a hundred of the trees (evenly distributed) you shoot a spike with a CPU/transmitter on it and then shoot a second spike into the ground.

    These CPUs could track tagged animals exact locations with almost no power or investment.

    How about a tiny, free mesh network that connects people who live far apart? Even if each transmitter could only reach a hundred feet, at a price of tens of dollars a piece you could saturate an area with 'em.

    100% wireless coverage in a city, even in the middle of large parks?

    I think the advantage here would be the ability to create devices without batteries (yet with reliable 24hr power) that could be created cheaply enough to spam across a large area.

  150. Usefull Wattage info. by tmortn · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to the faq and press release on the home page for the company they do talk wattage. They essentially wire multiple taps into a capacitor circut that cleans the power a bit and ups the voltage by swapping the capcitors from parrallel for collection to series for pulsing when full.

    They think they can scale the basic idea to 12 volts and 1 amp. So 12 watts of energy.

    Interesting to note the faq clearly states this is not a galvanic reaction. And there is no destructive anode/electrode errosion. There seems to be no practical limit to the number of taps per tree (other than damaging the tree itself) and that the tree size dosn't make any difference. Also the power harnessed goes up during winter.

    In the end it looks like it is tapping into a store of energy held universally in the ground by using the tree spike as a positive pole while the ground spike is the negative.

    What I don't get is... this seems to mean it is something independent of the trees and it seems you could create an more efficient element for tapping the energy. All in all this sounds a lot like the old work of Tesla. He found that that the ground did indeed carry a charge along with the atmosphere. Heck lightning itself is indeed proof enough of the atmosphere... same for ground lightning with respects to the ground. So this isn't really all that crazy. Cloud based lightning is a difficult potential energy source to tap. However ground lightning should result from charge potentials in the gound. If you can find a way to tap that potential and release it in a measured manner you could then tap lightning as a basic source of energy. Since those potentials are driven by forces of nature it is essentially limitless.... though I suppose there is the potential to tap the energy at a higher rate than it is stored.

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    1. Re:Usefull Wattage info. by tmortn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ok clarification. They think a single tap can be refined to produce a useful 12 volts at 1 amp via capacitors wired in a circut. Doing some quick and dirty numbers this thing looks real if that number is accurate.

      Aluminum nails are cheap, copper tubing is about a buck a foot, capacitors are pretty cheap. Just rough numbers it looks like you could wire up 1 kw worth of generating power with about 85 connections IF you had a circut capable of delivering 12 volts at one amp from a single tap. Round it to 100 for marigian of error and it looks like it is doable. Larger trees could probably stand 100 nails being driven into them if you spaced them out properly... certainly 25 per tree in a four tree setup.

      This is constant power so that would be 24kw-hr's a day which is a good bit more than the average home use. Raw Materials cost would be under 1000 bucks... heck under 500. Catch would be the circut... inverter and a battery bank to deal with peak usuage, and some means of discharging of excess energy.... probably just a ground rod to sink it back into the ground.

      But heck... they have already done a circut generating 2 volts. Single Tap generating around .8 volts run to 3 capacitors in parrallel which are switched to series when discharged generating 2.1 volts. They did not give an amp number on it. But if 12 volts at 1 amp is a reasonable refinement then they would have to be seeing roughly 6 amps from a 2 volt system... and they would need to be seeing roughly 15 amps from a single .8 volt connection.

      Again they do state explicitly in their faq. (it is a PDF link)

      http://www.magcap.com/pdf/faq.pdf

      "
      Q: Is the voltage potential between an electrode inserted in the tree and one grounded both having different electro-potential characteristics due to electro-chemical reactions e.g. Galvanic batteries?

      A: In a Galvanic reaction there is metal to metal contact. Henceforth the word "galvanized". Validation and voltage measurement does not involve metal to metal contact. In addition, a chemical reaction requires a very elevated or very low PH level in order to create this alkaline or acidic condition. Impossibility of this concept is verified by the neutral PH levels of trees. A chemical reaction requires hours if not days to manifest. Voltage per our validation occurs instantaneously upon tree tapping. Consequently, a chemical reaction would result in breakdown of the electrode and thus resulting in loss of voltage. Data collected confirms no electrode breakdown and thus no loss in voltage.
      "

      They also refute the possibility that the tree is simply an RF receiver due to the fact various sizes of trees used have no effect on the amount of power harnessed. This makes me wonder if you could simply drive a post into the ground and get a similar effect... or some other material with similar conductive properties to wood.

      Can read the companies press release here

      http://www.magcap.com/pdf/press_release.pdf

      Also a PDF. Much more coherent than the linked to article.

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    2. Re:Usefull Wattage info. by Merlyn_3k · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether or not his is actually a galvanic reaction (which it most likely is), your figures are way off.

                  But heck... they have already done a circut generating 2 volts. Single Tap generating
                  around .8 volts run to 3 capacitors in parrallel which are switched to series when
                  discharged generating 2.1 volts. They did not give an amp number on it. But if 12
                  volts at 1 amp is a reasonable refinement then they would have to be seeing roughly
                  6 amps from a 2 volt system... and they would need to be seeing roughly 15 amps from
                  a single .8 volt connection.

      They are getting at any one time .8 volts from a given tap. they use this to charge 3 capacitors, and then discharge them to get 2 volts. This is NOT a constant power supply, but a switched power supply, a rough estimate is that your duty cycle is 33%, judging by the tripling of the voltage. So 3 taps with capacitors discharging in phased progression would get a constant 2 volt power supply, which would require some additional circuitry to clean up the signal.

    3. Re:Usefull Wattage info. by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Well if they are seeing ~15+ amps at .8 volts is it not reasonable to assume that you can turn that into a useable 12 volts at 1 amp? Obviously you can't make something from nothing... but if the amount of power they are seeing is fluctuating at or above that level then you can convert it into a useable source of power. And that would for all intents and purposes be a constant supply. Granted if they are not seeing the amps to run something like this on a useable duty cycle then its pointless.

      Hell if memory serves a generator is pulsed during the rotation of the magnetic fields the result of which creates 'constant' stream of energy.

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  151. OGG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about OGG?

    OGG like trees too!

    1. Re:OGG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But the MP Tree format is much more widely distributed than OGG, it doesn't matter if OGG samples the music better, at lower bitrates... MP Trees are all over the forest, and there all kinds of MP Tree harversters out there, such as axes, saws, chainsaws, i even hear the japanese have developed a fully robotic mp tree harvester. ogg has nothing to compare to the MP Tree format, even if it Is technically superior. It's a lot like the good old Betamax vs VHS. Betamax had more scanlines, and had less signal to noise ratio, but because it's tapes only ran 30 minutes to an hour, it couldn't compete with the largely inferior VHS format which at it's lowest quality could jam pack 6 hours of recording on a single tape (later on 8-9 hour tapes were developed)

  152. Oh Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, thats believable.

    Every Fireman I've ever seen carries a volt meter with a 40,000 volt range with them all the time.

    I'm sure that Firemen just never know when they'll need to measure the electrical potiential of some guys clothing after a fire.

    Can you say HOAX?

    I can.

    1. Re:Oh Yeah... by rts008 · · Score: 0

      They do in fact! Never knowing what they are getting into in many buildings (industrial, offices, apartments, etc.)- they carry such volt meters- these places usually have ELECTRICITY going to them, high-voltage power lines, etc. Think about it.

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  153. Important facts of life #34 by dangitman · · Score: 1

    Nobody lives better than ewoks. They do need electricty because they have reached the ultimate state of ewokness, which other species can only imitate, but never match.

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  154. But Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The List:

    1. Trees
    2. Tap for electricty
    3. ?
    4. Sell the now regulated and stable power
    5. Profit!
  155. Not usable by sjames · · Score: 1

    There is a natural voltage gradient of hundreds to thousands of volts per meter in the atmosphere everywhere. Unfortunatly it's not usable because of the natural resistance. A tree will (of course) reflect less than that because of it's natural conductivity.

  156. We can power a forest of digital watches! by Burz · · Score: 1

    Oh, what a neat idea!

  157. Even longer to go by LordEd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article says there is voltage, but nothing on current. How much current is drawn across 2V? Power = current * voltage. You could have 1000 V, but if the current is about a nano-amp, you won't have enough to run a radio.

  158. If a tree falls in the forest... by LordEd · · Score: 1

    ... and it has an MP3 player attached to it, does it make a sound?

  159. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    it's not the volts that kill you, it's the amps

    that statement is commonly quoted but highly misleading. the important factors are tissue current, duration, route through the body (heart is generally nasty) and frequency.

    tissue current is determined by applied voltage and resistance of the path.

    static shocks have a very high voltage and hence initially a very high tissue current but since you are essentially draining a very low value capacitor that voltage and current tails off extremely quickly. I belive the shocks from tazers and the like are probablly similar but with more capacitance behind them so they actually incapacitage rather than just shock.

    shocks off any power system mean you get the full transmission voltage accross you for a potentially LONG time (especially if there is no earth fault detection system in place) and so have a tendancy to be responsible for deaths in quite a lot of cases. the rated current of the transmission line is largely unimportant.

    things like phone lines although they can reach quite nasty voltages when ringing are a high impedance source so once any parasitic capacitance is discharced the voltage and tissue current will drop down to something thats very unlikely to injure.

    DC is particuarlly nasty because it can clamp you to the transmission line. RF can also be very nasty as it can apparantely do severe tissue damage without any warning.

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  160. Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by freeweed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's funny to see 300 people point out that this guy has re-invented the potato/lemon battery, and at the tail end of the story someone tries defending the process, by quoting the FAQ:

    Q: Is the voltage potential between an electrode inserted in the tree and one grounded both having different electro-potential characteristics due to electro-chemical reactions e.g. Galvanic batteries?

    A: In a Galvanic reaction there is metal to metal contact. Henceforth the word "galvanized". Validation and voltage measurement does not involve metal to metal contact.


    See, um, I'm no physicist, but I do know that in a galvanic cell, the metals most definitely do NOT touch each other. There is no metal-to-metal contact. None. The metal electrodes only interact through an electrolytic medium which carries ions between the two of them.

    Just for fun, let's look at the rest of this answer:

    In addition, a chemical reaction requires a very elevated or very low PH level in order to create this alkaline or acidic condition.

    No, chemical reactions can take place at literally any pH. Try again.

    A chemical reaction requires hours if not days to manifest.

    Try telling that to someone who works with high explosives. Or, if you don't believe me, go to your kitchen and add some vinegar to some baking soda. It won't take hours to react, but see for yourself if you're unsure.

    Anyway, the fact that the size of the trees has no effect on the amount of power .. well, all I see is talk about voltage, but we'll leave the advanced (ie: grade 11) physics out of this for now. We can safely stick to elementary school science for this. Go make a potato battery using the smallest potato you can find, and copper and aluminum electrodes. Now go make one using the biggest potato you can find. Notice that the voltage you can get from that is exactly the same!

    Dude, you've been hoodwinked. The FAQ is entirely, completely, 100% wrong on the most basic fact of how batteries, and for that matter, chemisty works.

    Mods, you've been had as well.

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    1. Re:Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Again I did say IF what they are saying is true. I am not much on chemistry. I just found where they actually discused current and started working the numbers from there. If this process is like a potato battery which consumes the electrode then its useless... loosing cycle on generating the electrode material. However if the current numbers are right you could still generate that kind of energry. Its just that to maintain it you would have to continue to supply the sacrificial anode material.... or in other words, fuel.

      I certainly grant It's probably bunk. I imagine it is simple enough to test out. Afterall get a copper tube and a aluminium nail and close the circut with some kind of load.. like a light and take periodic measurments of the voltage. If after a couple of weeks when you pull out the copper tube or nail and find it is being consumed (voltage readings should also decrease as this happens) then it is nonsense. Sounds like a decent HS science experiement or spare time exploration if you ask me.

      On the otherhand if they don't then this becomes pretty damned interesting.

      What I don't get is... if its just a potato battery then why not drive the copper into the tree as well ? After all for the galvanic reaction you need either direct contact or immersion in the same electrolytic medium. I actually am somewhat surprised that such a seperation works.... though there should be a fairly uniform amount of water in either medium which may provide the conductive medium.

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    2. Re:Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driving the copper into the tree will kill the tree too quickly.

    3. Re:Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by sageman · · Score: 1

      In addition, a chemical reaction requires a very elevated or very low PH level in order to create this alkaline or acidic condition.
      No, chemical reactions can take place at literally any pH. Try again.


      There claim comes from the "in order to create this alkaline or acidic condition" part. Yes, chemical reactions can occur at any pH, however, by definition, alkaline means high pH and acidic means low pH. So, yes, in order for the given conditions, the pH must be very high or very low.

      As far as this comment:
      See, um, I'm no physicist, but I do know that in a galvanic cell, the metals most definitely do NOT touch each other. There is no metal-to-metal contact. None. The metal electrodes only interact through an electrolytic medium which carries ions between the two of them.

      The metals do touch each other, it just so happens that one of the metals is in solution, part of the liquid. In order for the transferance of IONs in a galvanization reaction (aka an oxidation-reduction reaction), the metals must touch. Either the oxidizing or reducing agent, in the aqueous solution that comprises a galvanization reaction for batteries and the like, must be aqueous itself, part of the solution that the other metal is submersed in.

      So far, two for two.

      Last one: A chemical reaction requires hours if not days to manifest.
      Try telling that to someone who works with high explosives. Or, if you don't believe me, go to your kitchen and add some vinegar to some baking soda. It won't take hours to react, but see for yourself if you're unsure.


      Chemical reactions *can* take hours or days to manifest, if not for catalysts. Example, the decompisition of elements is a chemical reaction and could take up to years or even centuries for it to reach it's half-life, and that is, by definition, only when half of it has decomposed.

      All sounds fair.

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    4. Re:Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Your points make no sense.

      You're redefined pH, which is what these claimants did. Yay. Actually, you've missed the point:

      In addition, a chemical reaction requires a very elevated or very low PH level in order to create this alkaline or acidic condition.

      The elevated or low pH does NOT create an alkaline or acidic condition. pH is a MEASURE of acidity/alkalinity. They're trying to claim that there is no acidic/basic condition because they measure neutrality within the trees.

      Um, yeah, duh. Read what they said in their FAQ. They're defining the pH scale and claiming they're measuring neutrality.

      The metals do touch each other, it just so happens that one of the metals is in solution, part of the liquid.

      This isn't what they claimed. However, going with this you do of course realize that the two metals used in this tree experiment touch each other by that definition. Trees contain water, the ground does also. Ions flow through water. Just like in a battery.

      So far, two for two.

      So far you've not managed to explain why this isn't a chemical battery. All you've done is restate the nonsensical statements in the FAQ.

      Chemical reactions *can* take hours or days to manifest, if not for catalysts. Example, the decompisition of elements is a chemical reaction and could take up to years or even centuries for it to reach it's half-life, and that is, by definition, only when half of it has decomposed.

      Ok, see, I don't mean to be cruel, but you have zero idea of what you're talking about. Elements don't "decompose", they decay. This decay has nothing to do with chemisty, chemical reactions, or catalysts. It's a nuclear process that involves no chemisty, because by definition, chemisty deals with the study of interations BETWEEN atoms, not within them. Oh, and the concept of "half-life" is pretty exclusive to radioactive decay as well, not chemisty (although there are analagous processes).

      Ignoring that, I wasn't claiming ALL chemical reactions are quick. Some take years. Some can take centuries. However, the FAQ stated this:

      A chemical reaction requires hours if not days to manifest. Voltage per our validation occurs instantaneously upon tree tapping.

      Their claim is that because they detect voltage "instantaneously upon tree tapping", that this couldn't possibly be a chemical reaction because "A chemical reaction requires hours if not days to manifest". Sorry, but this makes no sense at all.

      In short, pick up an elementary school textbook. This is all covered.

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    5. Re:Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your writing it is obvious that you are not a physicist or even an engineer for that matter. Galvanic means metal to metal or two metals in the same medium. Further, the big hang up on the word "voltage" seems to dragaway from what they are doing. Now, I actually performed the test. One nail in the tree and a copper rod in the ground - not in the tree. Absolutely no Galvanic connection. I was able to get 1.3 volts DC at 21 milliamps. Not bad really and far above anything Galvanic could produce. I find it so funny when you have 300 posts all saying the same thing and not a one knowing what they are talking about. Instead of talking try doing the test and then a little research. MagCap Engineering is on to something big here!

    6. Re:Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by tmortn · · Score: 1

      milliamps or amps ?

      If they are claiming .8 - 1.3 volts (higher in winter) and that they think they can honestly refine a single tap to 12 volts 1 amp then a milliamp range seems to blow them out of the water. Number of taps needed for any kind of real energy starts to go nutz. At 21 milliamps you could turn it into 12 volts at 1 milliamp with allowing for losses in the circut. But that means you need 1000 taps with something like 12,000 capacitors to get one amp of current... or 12 watts of power. A lot of Nails and A Lot of copper to do that. but if that is amps instead then wowsers. Thats huge.

      And at least claiming to actually do some experiementing... I had put this on the 'list' of things to try. You got a name AC ?

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    7. Re:Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an electrician by trade. What probably happened here is he did not set the grounding rod very deeply. It is common knowledge that when you go deep with a grounding rod you will increase the amperage. Now, for the fun of it I went out this morning and did the test. I did not have an aluminum nail so I used a small stainless steel rod. As per MagCaps instructions I tapped the rod in abut 1/2 inch into the tree. The ground I used a regular copper grounding rod already in the dirt for my house at 12 feet in depth. This ground is about 40 feet from the tree. I ran a wire to the tree and measured between them. I got 1.34 DC volts at 264 milliamps! This does not surprise me in the least. From my tests on this new energy I think it is real. It surely is not galvanic or some chemical reaction. I am going to contact MagCap in a couple of months to see how they are doing in the development. I have spent 35 years as an electrician and see this as a possible new major power source. If you still think this is a trick, a game or bull then I suggest you run the test. But make sure you pound the ground down at least 4 to 5 feet.

    8. Re:Heh. And I ain't even a physicist by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Ah well tis a potato battery after all. Got some copper pipe. Got some nails and got out the old multi meter.

      Works as advertised. 1.2-1.5 volts at .002 amps or so. However I also got the same readings dipping the nail and copper into some salty water... lot higher amperage actually, about .3 amp. So galvanic it is.

      Find it interesting though.. the nail in the tree and copper in the ground are seperated by a good bit. Granted there is moisture all the way down... which is why I guess it needs to be a tree instead of say a fence post. Interesting to see such an interaction at such a distance.

      I was kind of suspicious after I read about potato batterys (knew about them but not how they worked) and they were specifying the same metals. If you were really tapping an electrical resevoir then all you would need would be something conductive.

      Ah well... fun way to kill some time on a lazy day though.

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  161. What would Benjamin say about this? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Franklin became interested in the concept while studying lightning coming from the sky, "which led him to believe that there was some type of power emanating from the clouds."

    Please ... this is con artistry, or at best fringe science. Combination of both, probably.

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  162. Do I Smell Infomercial? by camperslo · · Score: 1

    If he makes money, it'll more likely be from selling kits or plans on infomercials than from making electricity. After seeing L.E.D.s powered from small batteries sold as teeth whiteners and pain killers, its clear some people can be fooled into buying just about anything. But in the spirit of developing his idea...

    No point wasting good nails and trees. Just find a place where there are copper water pipes buried, use that as one connection, then bury beer cans with wires attached nearby. Teach your dog (and maybe whoever drank the beer?) to pee there.

    Free power, as in free beer?

    When your friends are too drunk to go out and pee, have them sitting naked on metal plates, with peltier-junction arrays between the plates and massive solid iron cylinders going down into the ground as heatsinks. Get some electricity from the heat flow. Being overweight can be an ass-set.
    Maybe get enough power to run a non-backlit LCD tv!

    Be original when stepping up the voltage...
    A DC-DC up converter with an inductor, power-F.E.T., schottky diode, capacitor and some control electronics is so high tech. I say let's bring back the dynamotor!
    It's more fun than putting trees in pots so they could be hooked in series.

  163. The best reason to believe that he's full of crap by heatdeath · · Score: 1

    Wadle became interested in the concept while studying lightning coming from the ground, "which led him to believe that there's some type of power emanating from earth, which led him to trees," Lagadinos said.

    The fact that he didn't start from an actual theory as to why there would be a voltage differential between a tree and the ground says that he's full of crap. "Lightning comes from the ground - therefore there must be power eminating from the ground!" How about the explanation that's been accepted for hundreds of years, which is the power is generated by the *clouds*?

    Maybe he never took a middleschool science class.

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  164. as my dad said... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    My dad always said, "Stop wasting power; it does *not* grow on trees!"

    Well, I can show him up now.

  165. Re:The guy made an electrochemical cell ("battery" by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this also contamanate the tree with those metals?

  166. oh my gawd! by threaded · · Score: 1

    The US patent office has given a patent for a ...

    wait for it ...

    battery.

    My oh my, where do you get your patent examiners from?

  167. Come on now by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

    So, I've developed a way to extract limitless amounts of energy from potatos: http://www.ehow.com/how_18637_make-potato-clock.ht ml. It appears to follow broadly similar principles to these people 'tree energy'. Where's my venture capital money?

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  168. But by jandersen · · Score: 1

    wouldn't that make treehugging dangerous?

    Here's another suggestion for extracting energy - or at least that's my hypothesis (not to be confused with THEORY, are you ID proponents listening?):

    Due to lightenings etc, the ground in different areas hold an electrical potential that is different for different areas. This means that if we ram a metal rod into the ground in, say Texas and another in Massachusetts and connect them with an insulated cable, a current will flow in the cable. Am I right? And why not?

  169. And probably the only way... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    A cell's voltage depends entirely on the chemical composition of its electrodes and electrolyte. I highly doubt he's going to find new electrode materials that will increase the voltage that much. Sounds like he's just a quack preying on ignorant investors.

  170. Quack, Quack, It's an electrochemical reaction... by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    First...

        This should not be patentable, please tell me there are
    staff there that do undestand the principles of at least
    simple electrochemistry. First... you take copper (+), you
    drive that into moist soil, then take aluminum (-)or zinc (-), drive that into the ground, take your voltmeter and measure the potential.

    This is all he did. No patent should be granted here.

    I think this guy should of paid attention in High School.

  171. Wow !! by wolf.sama · · Score: 1

    Power plant !

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  172. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...more tree-huggers found mysteriously electrocuted. Film at 11.

  173. Power Plant by ro_coyote · · Score: 1

    Does this make the Goatse man a walking power plant?

  174. Harness the shrubery on uranus by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

    you missed one

  175. Anachronism by doola · · Score: 1

    Seriously, is getting energy from trees news? Maybe someone should tell this sap that wood burns.

  176. Parsec is a length measure. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Retcon.

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  177. Ahem.. by Obi-w00t · · Score: 1

    "MagCap"? Is it April 1st already?

  178. Internal Resistance by Lotharus · · Score: 1

    Several folks have already mentioned the concept that voltage without current is useless...example being the 35kv static shock you get when you scrub your shoes on carpet on a dry day and touch a doorknob. That's thirty-five thousand volts, but since the current is so miniscule, all it gives you is a bit of a burn where the arc touches your skin and, if you're really lucky, a slight jerk in the muscles surrounding the discharge point.

    Anyway, I digress. Point being, if you have a good bit of earth and quite a bit of tree between the contact points, and a contact area inside the tree of...1 inch depth times (let's be generous--an 1/4th-inch-diameter nail) roughly .8in circumference, or 0.8 square inches, the internal resistance of this battery (which, as has been pointed out by the parent, is all this "amazing discovery" is), is bound to be huge. Which, at two volts, of course means infinitesimal current.

    Definitely in the "nothing to see here" category.

  179. In Other News... by Lotharus · · Score: 1

    ...I have made the earth-shaking discovery that I can also power a digital clock by shoving a copper and a zinc spike into a lemon!

  180. Tree batteries by sglines · · Score: 1

    Stick a nail in a tree and anotherone in the ground and you will get 2 volts more otr less ... It's called a tree battery. Duh! Put 6 of them in parallel and you'll get 12 volts. :)