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  1. MSCE on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The type of thinking that goes into correctly answering those questions is pretty mature. ... Microsoft certifications are not a joke -- they're highly respected in the industry." rotfl

  2. pr0n should be on the list, too on w00t is 3rd Favorite Non-Dictionary Word · · Score: 1

    It's my favourite word, at least...

  3. Vorsprung durch Technik! on German Robot Dogs Dominate 2005 RoboCup U.S. Open · · Score: 0

    Vorsprung durch Technik! ;-)

  4. Ham Radio on Morse Code Faster Than SMS · · Score: 1

    Yeah! I always knew my ham radio license would turn out to be useful ...

  5. Re:The Tao of Windows Buffer Overflow on How To Conduct Your Very Own Buffer Overflow · · Score: 1
  6. In unrelated news on Microsoft Wants Sit-Down With OSS Advocates · · Score: 3, Funny

    it was reported Eric Raymond was seen buying a "No, I will not fix your Windows" t-shirt...

  7. Re:The more I hear about RMS... on RMS Weighs in on BitKeeper Debacle · · Score: 1
    The only open-source rock song that doesn't suck:

    http://download.linuxtag.org/OpenMusic/01_open_sou rce__magic_mushrooms.ogg

  8. Re:the real problem on Short Lifetimes of Optical Drives? · · Score: 1
    >And the consumer has shown that, everything else

    >being equal, they will go for the cheaper drive.

    That's not really true, imho. There are a lot of people out there today who value and look out for high quality. But the problem today is, that if you go for the higher priced product today you never know if the product you're getting is really of higher quality. Very often, it's just a rip-off and you get the same crap every other has plus paying something premium for the brand or something, e.g. a friend of mine owns this highly expensive denon dvd-player (cost him > $1000) which is unable to play DVD-R/+R or play mp3s...

    As a consumer you just think: This is crap anyway, so I'll go for the cheapest crap...

  9. No wonder on 'Geek Speak' Confuses Net Users · · Score: 1

    As it was a study by AOL UK I bet they asked among AOL customers ;-)

  10. Re:Save yourself a couple hundred bucks... on Games That Shoot Back · · Score: 1

    A british guy entering Australia: Customs: May I see your passport please? Customts: Do you have a crime record? Passenger: I didn't know one was still required?

  11. Obligatory on Modified Prius gets up to 180 Miles Per Gallon · · Score: 1, Troll

    How much is 65 to 100 miles per gallon in miles per litre?

  12. Haha! on How To Head Off ATA HDD Password Abuse · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is this supposed to be funny or did the Slashdot staff really fall for this April's 1st joke??? If it's supposed to be funny, I can assure you, it's not. Not after the last day... In the second case it only seems to prove what we always thought :-)

  13. STOP IT!!! on Tokyo Zoo Adds Giant Penguin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please, I beg you. It's not a single bit funny anymore. Plus over here in Europe it's already April, 2nd.

  14. Re:Hear that? on South Korean Gov't. Advocates Linux · · Score: 1
    Someone already wrote an Howto:

    http://koti.mbnet.fi/~hoppq/sc-howto.html

  15. Choice is Important! on AutoPackaging for Linux · · Score: 1

    I always thought that having the choice is one of the big advantages of open-source: Competition creates better software! Now they want to create one package-format for all distris? Time to make a fork! ;-) Seriously, i hope that developers start to pick it up asap...

  16. Re:had to be asked... on CeBIT Video Coverage · · Score: 1

    check www.messebabes.de ;-)

  17. Re:Chess grand masters on Chess Master Kasparov To Retire · · Score: 1

    come on! as if there were chess playing women...

  18. A free Mac? on Torvalds Switches to a Mac · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet he signed up to those "Get your free Mac Mini" and "Get your free ipod" campaign. I always thought that this was a scam, but now...

  19. sure, but on Mono Progress In the Past Year · · Score: 0

    when will we get stereo?

  20. Re:But on Bill Gates Interview w/ Spiegel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please - there are some very dark and cruel parts of German history and it's embarassing for us to talk about that. We still fell ... kinda guilty ... So please don't mention ... this thing you know...

  21. I used to do commercial software development on Why I Love The GPL · · Score: 1

    but then it came to my mind: O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I loved the GPL.

  22. Re:Book to movie? on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Screening Reviews · · Score: 1

    1984. The Version from ... well 1984 by Michael Radford. If you read the book, you experience exactly the same atomsphere as in the book. Plus the acting is superb, especially John Hurt and Richard Burton. So my point is: It IS in fact possible to do a good conversion!

  23. Windows in Usermode? on Review of Microsoft's Anti-Spyware Tools · · Score: 1

    Why don't people just run Windows in usermode and not as an Administrator? I mean, it's not that difficult, just check
    http://blogs.msdn.com/Aaron_Margosis/
    and you'll see.
    No one uses Linux as root all the time. Just run Windows as a user and suddenly all of the spyware, trojan and virus problems are gone. Or at least 99% of them. No need for an antispam software...

  24. it's not that difficult: on Spam and Spyware Too Much for Some Users · · Score: 1

    1. Run in user-mode 2. Use Run-As and avoid logging in as Admin 3. Be lucky

  25. This MS Doc says something completely different on Windows Longhorn to make Graphics Cards more Important · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.microsoft.com/whdc/device/display/graph ics-reqs.mspx They describe the graphic features as follows: ---- For Longhorn, graphics requirements for desktop experiences are defined in relation to differentiated experiences: Aero Glass experience: Delivers the full-fidelity Longhorn user experience on the desktop, including support for 3D graphics and animation. Aero experience: Delivers the minimum hardware acceleration and desktop composition for the Longhorn user experience. Classic experience: Equivalent to Windows 2000 capabilities, using software rendering. --- so I think it will be no problem just to switch off those nice graphic effects if you don't have such a powerfull graphic hardware. I really don't like Microsoft at all but I have read a lot of those "Longhorn will need a something like a cray" articles and all those articles were written by authors who seemed to not really well informed about technical details...