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Microsoft Wants Sit-Down With OSS Advocates

bonch writes "Microsoft is reaching out to the OSS community and wanting a sit-down to discuss how to better to interoperate with them. At a conference sponsored by the Association for Competitive Technology (ACT) in Cambridge, Md., Microsoft's Brad Smith extended an olive branch to its competitors, including the OSS community. 'We're going to have to figure out how to build some bridges between the various parts of our industry,' he said. Eric Raymond responds, saying the first steps Microsoft could do are to open their file formats and support open standards."

553 comments

  1. Vlad the Impaler... by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny

    didn't he have strategy where he got everybody into one room, then barred the doors and... :)

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    1. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

      Rumours say he moved from Transylvania to Redmond.

    2. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting
      H wasn't the only one. There were numerous massacres in Scotland, where one clan would invite another round for a feast, but forgot to mention the bit about not leaving afterwards.


      At the risk of invoking Godwin's Law, there was an incident involving Chamberlin, Stalin and a few other dignitories in the 1930s...

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    3. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by kfg · · Score: 1

      When Microsoft invites you over "for dinner" it doesn't mean they want to make friends.

      Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do. . .

      KFG

    4. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the risk of invoking Godwin's Law Close, but I don't think close enough actually invovke Godwin's Law. There might be an applicable corallary. I can't think of one right now...

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    5. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      There were numerous massacres in Scotland, where one clan would invite another round for a feast, but forgot to mention the bit about not leaving afterwards.

      Let me guess what the final course was...haggis?

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    6. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Claymore, with a piobaireached chaser: The Lament for the Old Sword.

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    7. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 4, Funny

      The "Ted Phillips" corollary: as an online discussion's length approaches its upper bound L (as the probability P of someone making a comparison to Hitler, Nazis, or Nazism approaches 1), there exists a positive number, e (epsilon), such that that probability, p, of comparison to a non-Nazi brutal historical reference is bounded in the following manner: P*(L/(L+e-1)) < p < P*(L/(L+e)).

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    8. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm thinking the first scene from Braveheart, myself.

    9. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All the Slasdot stories about Microsoft have been very interesting lately, both in their number and in the content of the following posts. First, Longhorn is a no-show--a real honest to goodness flop. It's like Windows XP Plus. Second, someone at Microsoft blew it big time on their earnings projection. They probably have the best accountants and economists in the industry, and they made a mistake. The first time in a long time (ever?) they missed their earnings goal.

      So why all the publicity? Their stock is flat, their earnings are no longer in double-digit growth, their future OS is thoroughly unimpressive, their Office suite is prohibitively expensive, they have no diversification that can support their profit margins in the long-term, they are the last to endorse OSS for commodity products, their competitors are innovating like mad, and what does Microsoft have to show for it? Publicity. Keep their name out there while they scramble to stay relevant.

      I think Microsoft is in trouble, and they are desparately seeking ways to stay in business for a decade more while their competitors eat their lunch. Unfortunately, there just is no way that Microsoft can compete with IBM and Sun in their current form. Microsoft is too dependent on revenue from proprietary software to continue without complete reform of the company, which includes no longer being the largest software company in the world. I expect to see a period of significant negative growth for them some time in the years ahead.

    10. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > he got everybody into one room, then barred the doors and...

      screwed their brains out? At least that's what happened in the straight-to-shady-cinema version I saw...


      A lesson I learned quickly in high school was "Why read the novel when I can just watch the porno ^H^H^H read the Cliff's Notes..."

    11. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Thank you all for wearing your ID cards. They'll help to identify the bodies!"

    12. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhh...keep it to yourself. It's more fun watching the MS freaks high five each other over 'doubled profits' this quarter.

      The "MS is always teh winnah!" crowd will clue in very soon.

    13. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Cerberus911 · · Score: 1

      ...their earnings are no longer in double-digit growth...
      Of course they're not, their earnings are currently at 10 digit.

    14. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You sound like a Nazi

    15. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I thought discussing godwin's law invokes godwin's law. Thus making this post self-referential and invalid. But if it's invalid then it isn't...
      error..error..

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    16. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by EvilAlien · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the Campbells were notorious for that. Or maybe it was the (insert random Clan here)...

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    17. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      didn't he have strategy where he got everybody into one room, then barred the doors and... :)

      If they start talking about Java beans, and refer to Wine as a nice chianti, it might be time to leave?

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    18. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Golias · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think Microsoft is in trouble, and they are desparately seeking ways to stay in business for a decade more while their competitors eat their lunch.

      Yes, but does Netcraft confirm it?

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    19. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by edb · · Score: 3, Funny

      They could make "Baked Friends"

      or make "Szechuan Deep-Fried Friends"

      or make "Poached Friends in White Whine [sic] Sauce"

      Watch out when they say "I'd like to have you for dinner next Friday."

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    20. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Uh... Double digit percentage growth.

    21. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by uberdave · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course, there's always the posts where people pull out obscure statistical formulae regarding post content, causing others to wonder if it's worthwhile continuing with the thread.

    22. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by whoisshe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They probably have the best accountants and economists in the industry, and they made a mistake. The first time in a long time (ever?) they missed their earnings goal. [...] Their stock is flat, their earnings are no longer in double-digit growth, their future OS is thoroughly unimpressive, their Office suite is prohibitively expensive, they have no diversification that can support their profit margins in the long-term, they are the last to endorse OSS for commodity products, their competitors are innovating like mad...

      and the crux of their woes is a bunch of code that they cannot buy, written by volunteers that they cannot buy (except that asshole from IronPython), presenting their basement-dungeon captive customers with a way out completely unforseen by their corporate planners. and, on the spit-and-polish side, you have OS X available, which is mostly compatible with F/OSS.

      their nasty, brutish house of cards is set to come tumbling down. microsoft is dead - fuck microsoft. can $20,000 per month to ralph reed save their souls? or funnel enough money to the corporatist government to eliminate the communist unamerican cancerous hippy competition, perhaps by invalidating the GPL or carefully crafted patent laws?

      this is truly exciting. if it didn't directly threaten our computing freedom it might even be fun to watch.

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    23. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally! I just KNEW that some day my business model of selling fireplaces and blankets in hell would start working.

    24. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by kbahey · · Score: 5, Informative

      A repeatable theme in history.

      A new founder of a dynasty will eliminate rivals from previous dynasties, so no throne claimant will emerge.

      One way of doing this, was to have a banquet, then no one leaves alive.

      One such occurance was Mehmet Ali Pasha of Egypt. He was sent by the Ottoman Sultan to Egypt (1805?), after the French Expedition there (1799?). He invited all the Mameluke commanders to a banquet, and then when they were in a passage, soldiers in muskets showered them with bullets. Only one Mameluke survived, after he jumped off the Citadel, his horse taking the shock.

      Also, when the Abbasid dynasty replaced the Umayyad dynasty in the early 700, Al Saffah (The Butcher), invited the dignitaries from the Umayyad clan to a banquet, and had them massacred. All who attended were killed. One scion of the Banu Umayya survived, after swimming across a river somewhere in the Levant. He fled to Iberia and established the Umayyad dynasty there.

      One other custom was for Ottoman sultans to have their brothers killed as the first act of succession to the throne. This fratricide was to ensure no rivalry will ensue as claimants to the throne would threaten civil war. This system was established after bitter civil wars caused ruin. One such war was between Bayazid II and Cem (late 1400s), both sons of Mehmet the Conqueror.

      Anyway, I digressed a lot. I am sure there are lots of other examples, but off the top of my head, the above are the ones that I remember offhand.

    25. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by KillShill · · Score: 1

      oh god, not another person who fears godwin's "law".

      in fact, my new law is that if a thread doesn't mention ww2/20th century/nazis/etc then the thread ought to be closed immediately.

      go and graze somewhere else.

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    26. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the geek's favorite, "Stir Fried Random Friends."

      KFG

    27. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see. Who has had a meeting with Microsoft about developing technology where the ultimate outcome was good for someone other than Microsoft?

    28. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by toadlife · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You seem very bitter. Did Microsoft hurt you somehow?

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    29. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Nasarius · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, kinda. IIS has always been one of Microsoft's worst products. Apache market-share continues to grow at the expense of everyone else.

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    30. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by toddbu · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Microsoft is too dependent on revenue from proprietary software to continue without complete reform of the company

      Microsoft's problem isn't proprietary software, but rather shrink-wrapped software. There's tons of room for proprietary software in the real world (as far as I know, /. isn't open source) and there are lots of people still making money off of it. The ASP model says that it's not the software that's important, but the service that goes along with it. Ever wonder why IBM is throwing its weight behind Linux? They never made a lot of money selling OS/2, and probably even lost some money on it, but they did make money servicing it after the fact. Kind of like printers - sell the printer at cost and then sell ink cartridges at a big markup. Retailers understand the concept of "loss leader". It's better for IBM to throw a few bucks into Linux and sell support on the back end. The problem is that Microsoft just doesn't get this concept because it's never made any real money off of service. Try looking for service revenues on their yearly reports. It's a real hard number to find, and it's very, very small relative to product revenues.

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    31. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      as far as I know, /. isn't open source

      ./ is open source ... slashcode

    32. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by jwsd · · Score: 1

      Instead, Microsoft should give away their software for free. This way, their accountants would never miss the target because the revenue will always be 0.

    33. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by filmsmith · · Score: 1

      Also, the Joker did it in Batman!

      fs

    34. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by orpx · · Score: 0

      coward shits

    35. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Kwirl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where to begin with this ... "Longhorn is a no-show--a real honest to goodness flop." This is such a trollish comment that I can't even begin to look for ways to counter it. You obviously are banking on the -antiMS sentiments to get your writing modded up. It will probably work, but it's still a line of crap. I'm not sure offhand, but I'm almost positive that Longhorn isn't expected until early 2006...your definition of a no-show is great. "someone at Microsoft blew it big time on their earnings projection." Wow, I wish my boss would blow it big time, I mean a 5% growth for a company the size of Microsoft, especially given the current state of the stock market. I'm glad you take the headlines of slanderous business articles so seriously, I mean, at slashdot we all know the articles are actually optional reading, so thanks for extending that power to using misleading headlines to justify your arguments. "their future OS is thoroughly unimpressive" I'll bet you think that Tiger was an earth-shattering release, don't you? Do you get your longhorn data from slashdot headlines, too? "I think Microsoft is in trouble..." Amazing...Microsoft is in trouble, Y2K is going to cause society to crumble, and California is going to fall into the ocean, right? I'll bet you carry a fanny pack with you at all times full of essential things to help you survive the Communist Regime coming to overthrow America. I would like to say I can't understand how your juvenile anti-microsoft tagalong comments about Microsoft's business got moderated up so high, but I already hit that nail in my reply. I won't actually use facts in my analyzation, obviously non-factual information is rewarded here, and I will do my best to keep with that tradition.

    36. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by m50d · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't see it as being an asshole. He's said the project will stay free and he's committed to finishing it, other than that what could be better for someone who likes .net than to work on the official implementation?

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    37. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by m50d · · Score: 4, Informative

      As someone else said, slashdot's CMS (if such it is) is open source, there's a link to the system right there on the sidebar, and it's used by other sites, IIRC plastic.com runs on it or at least did.

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    38. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course MSFT wants to "build bridges" with the OSS community. All while at the same time it prepares their IP patent "steamroller" to flatten all of their competition (, that, and their DRM-strangled "Palladium" user environment).

      I, for one, have sent my very last dollar to Redmond; no XBox product, no MSFT mouse or keyboard, and definately no MSFT OS, APPlication Suite, or Utility. Between their $5 USD per data loss incident, their ever-more-restrictive EULAs, and their obtuse and corrupted notion of NDA-crippled "Open Source" licenses, MSFT can kiss my shiny metal ass.

      If it cannot work with Solaris 10, BSDs, linux, OpenLDAP, Samba, or WINE, it isn't worth diddly.

    39. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No the doors were really van doors. They've kidnapped them and taken them to a remote part of Canada where they'll grow beards and moustaches and come back to America in a few years working for Microsoft.

    40. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Hey come on , we didnt do that on purpose , we invited the other clan round for a few beers and have a nice civil chat .
      then they asked us if they could borrow three fifty .. the rest is history

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    41. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      And it was in the original Punisher movie as well.

      -a

    42. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      Poor horse...

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    43. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Hosiah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's pause to consider. When you get tech support with a Linux product, you're talking to the programmer or design team which has no ulterior motives to do anything but fix your product. Could Microsoft ever be this honest? Or would their Linux support consist of "fixing" my latest bug by installing a patch which guarantees me calling back for another $100 phone call tomorrow? I've seen Microsoft code, and I've seen Linux code, and I don't want ANY of that mixed together. I don't want to have to spend a week groveling through 10,000 lines of "MS_Wincall(callback, CALLback callback, MS_Wincode, callback(wincode), Wincode(call_back), CallBack callBACK){ MS_Callwin (wincall) };" trying to find where the evil-crock-of-the-week is.

    44. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by SysSupport · · Score: 1
      I hear an agree.

      So much for your Karma.

    45. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by 9-bits.tk · · Score: 1

      KDE Dot also runs on Slashcode

    46. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by 9-bits.tk · · Score: 1

      The above quote was brought to you by the BBC. Watch Doctor Who tonight at 7:00pm on BBC One!

    47. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who haven't they hurt? ..oh wait a sec, I have to reboot.

    48. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, this article reminds me of those old 1995 era USENET postings from comp.*.advocacy where people would swear that Windows 95 was dead, and that OS/2 warp was the future of computing.

    49. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, the Campbells were notorious for that

      Possibly this explains why their soup has the gellid consistency and pale yellow colour of a Glaswegian's liver.

    50. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er... communist? Nothing about OSS or Free Software is communist. A communist philosophy would require all programmers to work on projects whether or not they liked it, because it is likely the service of most value that they are uniquely qualified to provide society (it goes "From each according to his ability", not "From each what he feels like doing").

      OSS is capitalism in action, where the creators of the product decide their own price. In the case of the GPL, the price is, as near as can be enforced through copyright law, cooperation in development of the product in question if you plan to redistribute the product in whole or in part. The new BSD license is closer to simply giving away the product, which is something that isn't even possible under communism. That's correct--you cannot give your product away under a communist system. Under communism, you relinquish all rights to the product(s) of your labor in return for the amount deemed appropriate, which is calculated independantly of your productivity, by whoever administers the society. You do not get to decide the licensing terms or other circumstances under which your product is distributed.

    51. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Phil06 · · Score: 1

      There are two models; make a commodity and sell service or make a differentiated product and sell it at a premium. You see this throughout all industry. I've yet to see any justification that one way is more noble than the other.

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    52. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by camcorder · · Score: 1

      One other custom was for Ottoman sultans to have their brothers killed as the first act of succession to the throne.
      What a BS. Only couple of sultans have done that brother killing operation and it's far from being tradition.

    53. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing about OSS or Free Software is communist.

      I'd generally agree with you, but RMS himself has some interesting ideas, mind you. While I wouldn't call him communist, an accurate term might be "one man special interest." For example, I wouldn't be suprised if he ever advocated a completely state-supported software industry, in place of the for-profit one.

    54. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by SunFan · · Score: 1


      Based on what you just said, one other problem with Microsoft is that their product line is increasingly commodity, but they persist to charge a premium for it. For example, I haven't paid much for an operating system or office suite in years--how is that good for Microsoft's bottom line?

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      -- Microsoft is the most expensive commodity operating system and office suite vendor in the marketplace.
    55. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Phil06 · · Score: 1

      You can chose either model or both, you can change from one to the other at any time, and back again.

      Adapt or die. Look at Hayes, premium modem maker, perfectly positioned to ride the internet tsunami, open command set, commodity, didn't adapt, dead.

      My point is that neither model is more noble, the FOSS/commodity approach is not more noble than the differentiated/premium approach. Most arguments on the FOSS side seem to think it is, but it is not.

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    56. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can not argue with the fundamental problems Microsoft is having. Whether or not the GP was a troll, the post reinforces that Microsoft is struggling to move forward in a market where all their products are being driven to a zero price point by competitors. If that isn't something to have MS execs shaking in their boots, I don't know what would be.

    57. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by SunFan · · Score: 1

      The ultimate geek recipe:

      cat meal | digest -a md5 > /dev/null

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    58. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by say · · Score: 1

      I would like to say I can't understand how your juvenile anti-microsoft tagalong comments about Microsoft's business got moderated up so high, but I already hit that nail in my reply.

      Your adult, mature and fact-filled response convinced me. Anyone who talks against MS is juvenile.

      Take a look at your writeup. Then look at the grandparent. Who is being juvenile here? How do you know he's trollish when he says Longhorn is a no-show? I actually agree, and I'm no troll. Based on everything I've seen of the OS, I'm utterly unconvinced and won't recommend buying for upgrades - unless I get to see some features MS hasn't disclosed yet. I did recommend such upgrades to WinXP.

      You, my dear friend, are the troll. Because you read into a short sentence and entire world of juvenile anti-MS-bashing, where there could easily be both mature and reasonable arguments. Discussion is good. No-one is completely right. Yelling and name-calling makes us all look stupid.

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    59. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by XMyth · · Score: 1

      Uhh, they have plateaued. Massive earnings can't increase forever. I don't know if it's really 10 digit, but assuming it is, how the hell do you grow from there?

      Just going by the GP's point.

    60. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by ABCC · · Score: 1

      lol, ive got a similar theory in that any 3 randomly chosen british people, placed in a randomly selected pub (location unimportant) will discuss "The War" within 30 minutes. since conceived, there has been much quantitative data to support this theory.

    61. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by advance512 · · Score: 1

      I see you've never programmed/designed/supported any large-scale product before.

      Do you honestly think it is the programming or design team that does the tech support?

    62. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by m50d · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. KDE dot is html 4 while slashdot is still 3.2. I seem to remember reading they use the kuro5hin system, but I'm not sure.

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    63. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      I agree.

      If anyone replied trying to enforce Godwin's law, my response would have been, Die in a fire.

    64. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by torokun · · Score: 1


      Heh. That's why my middle name is Campbell, or "Caimbeul", crooked mouth in scotts gaelic. ;)

    65. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by trewornan · · Score: 1

      It was the Campbells and the victims were the MacDonalds. It's known as the Glen Coe Massacre and there's still antipathy between some members of the two clans 500 years later.

    66. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by kbahey · · Score: 1

      Maybe your sources are better than the ones I read. If I am mistaken, then I love to be corrected.

      Can you share references to that?

    67. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the nine months ended 3/31/05, revenues rose 9% to $29.63 billion. Net income rose 56% to $8.55 billion.

    68. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by kbahey · · Score: 1

      Here are the sources that I found.

      From Wikipedia, as always take it with a grain of salt.

      From Ottoman history quoting the University of Chicago.

      The practice was a reaction to civil wars, and seen as a way to prevent them. It went one for some time, and was replaced by royal confinement. It is said that this confinement weakened the Sultanate.

    69. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by toddbu · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure that anyone said that one was more noble than another, just that the reality of the situation is that Microsoft can no longer think of this as a boxed product world. There are really two reasons for this: (1) the maturing state of the OS where most of the changes are now mostly incremental (Longhorn included), and (2) the Internet. The reason that I say "the Internet" is that free access to information changes everything. Remember when a real estate agent could get 7% commission on the sale of a home? Not any more, because they primarily made their money by controlling information. The MLS was a powerful tool that only real estate agents had direct access to. These days I can pop online and get the info directly from the MLS. Soon we'll see people bypassing the MLS altogether because they don't want to have to pay a listing fee, and agents are going to have to work for their money. My last house cost me 3% to sell, and that was 7 years ago at the beginning of these changes.

      I think that Microsoft is in a similar quandry with the Internet. While it was good from a support standpoint (all those patches would cost big $ to deliver on CD), it really sucks from a software delivery standpoint. All the time and effort that they spent building a distribution network and securing shelf space at the local retailer so that they could have a strong influence on the market is now worth very little to them. I can compete head-to-head on the Internet, and while Microsoft can out-market me, I can out-service them. As my old boss at the food service company used to say, "A case of ketchup is a case of ketchup, it's the service that makes the difference."

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    70. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by toddbu · · Score: 1

      Ok, my bad. I should have known better. :-(

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    71. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 1
      Um... I'm about to put my head on the karma chopping block on this one, but:

      Microsoft banked 9 BILLION $ last year. Significant negative growth (their revenue did actually drop from 2003) aside, the odds of any 10-year stretch leaving the company shattered on the rocks are pretty slim, barring disastrous mismanagement. They're sitting on enough cash that the company could operate with Zero revenue for a very long period of time, and the odds of that happening any time soon are indeed very low. As for 'scrambling to stay relevant' - it's a lot easier to stay relevant than to be relevant. I say this vis a vis Firefox. It's a radically superior alternative to IE in almost every respect, has been around for a while, is stable, and got major publicity. Yet IE's market share has not tumbled, merely taken a dip. $10 says that 5 years from now, IE (or, MS's flagship browser, should it ever change names) will still be the dominant browser, defined as a market usage of >50%. Underestimating your opponents is not wise, and it seems you are doing so.

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    72. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for RMS or his opinions, but the idea of an entirely state-supported software industry doesn't make much sense to me. It might make some sense for the state to support certain software projects which are of use to society or the government, like how the German government is funding some of the KDE development because they want to use it in their offices, but that's about it.

      Most software is made for specialized purposes, and a lot is made for in-house uses by companies. Even if we ignored the latter, what purpose would it serve for a government to get involved in the creation of, for instance, semiconductor design software (like Cadence's sector), or dentist office software? This wouldn't make any more sense than the government taking over the production of dentists' drills.

      OSS makes a lot of sense for software that everyone (at lease everyone with a computer) would be interested in: OSes and desktop environments, office suites, media players, web browsers, etc. It also makes sense for a government to finance the production of OSS software it especially needs, with the side benefit of it then being available freely to the people, as opposed to the government continually paying huge license fees every year to use some commercial software (as long as this actually saves money for the taxpayer). But it doesn't make any sense for governments to get involved in software they don't even use.

    73. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      how the hell do you grow from there?
      BR> I think you grow from there by reinventing what you are doing. When one source of rev starts to dry up you have to look at ways you can leverage your existing assests for use in new growth areas. Where this is for microsoft I dont know. THeir two major products, the OS and the office market theyve had sown up for a long time. But this is rapidly changing. Open source and competing OSes are coming over the horizon as threats. Their response on this front is to integrate new tech(ie .net platform/environment etc) to keep people on windows. The office suite is becoming more and more probomatic as well. I dont think Office is dying tomorrow, but there are a lot of questions being asked as to why we should use them as adefacto standard(but dont get me wrong on this. I actually really like Excel as a spread sheet... access not so much... Words OK but bloated). I find these days I use OO on linux and OSX for most things and MS office only when I have to. And why not, OO does everything I want to do with it. MS Office I only need to collaborate with people locked into them.

      The software industry is changing, and has been changing for the last 10 odd years. Companies like IBM in particular have realised this. IBM is in fact an excellent case in point when talking about MSFT. They when from the great evil monlithic corp, trying to surpress everyone, to the company that was shattered by the revolutions in the 80s/90s. Now they have had a long bad time, but have reinvented themselves. I think IBM are ahead of the game. Theyve realised the significance of the rise of open source, the collapse of rigid, production line software development and understand that service delivery, not products and boxed binaries are currently the flavour.

      Software development and maintance are a service. Like law... like accountants... like plumbers etc. The industry seems to be coming around to this. There is no reason a bank or accountancy company needs to have their own software development section. They generally dont understand software development. I think the way forward is to start to unify the industry to present a united front to business(not with out competition of course). But standard ways of providing solutions... the IT business that gets the gigs are they ones that provide the best performance at the lowest bottom line.

    74. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by darkonc · · Score: 1

      My first thought was "yeah, but now we're quickly running out of people old enough to remember 'the war'.".... Ah, but now you've gotten yourselves a fresh new war to to mumble about (OK.. It's really more of an occupation than a war, but it's close enough).

      --
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    75. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by jd · · Score: 1

      Then how come it is the MacDonalds who are associated with unidentifiable, ground-up bits of flesh? Or is this some subtle revenge, on their part?

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    76. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by jd · · Score: 1
      Last I heard, I didn't fear Godwin's Law. Well, not unless Godwin was standing over me with a pickaxe. Then, I might be forgiven. :)


      Seriously, though, I don't believe in Godwin's Law, except in the sense that bringing up any highly emotive topic, during a highly charged debate, around boundaryless individuals, for the purpose of flammage, is likely to produce some quite spectacular results - and usually not desirable ones.


      To me, Godwin's Law would be better phrased "do not go to alt.flame in search of serious, intellectual discussion - particularly if you're flaming the others in advance."

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    77. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Maybe if the villagers of redmond just went and opened sourced their stuff it would be some kind of news?

    78. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      theory in that any 3 randomly chosen british people, placed in a randomly selected pub (location unimportant) will discuss "The War" within 30 minutes

      And I have a theory that any 3 randomly chosen british people, placed in a randomly selected pub (location unimportant) will end up bitching about football for at least 30 minutes.

      -Eric

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    79. Re:Vlad the Impaler... by Charles+Jo · · Score: 1

      Good one. Heheheh.

  2. It's a trap!!!! by markana · · Score: 4, Funny

    They just want to get all the OSS leaders together in one room, then.....

    (oh wait, that was Dr. Who this week. Never mind....)

    1. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

      Send Stallman, Perens and Raymond. They can have them.

    2. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Russ Nelson, he wears strange hats!

    3. Re:It's a trap!!!! by RaffiRai · · Score: 1

      God, I'm sensing the start of some really bad jokes..

      So RMS, Linus Torvalds, and Bill Gates walk into a bar..

    4. Re:It's a trap!!!! by JoshRosenbaum · · Score: 1

      LOL! I saw this, and thought I'd hurry in here and post "It's a trap". Low and behold about 50 people beat me to it. You're the first I saw, though, so congrats. ;)

      Apparently their is some uneasiness about Microsoft extending an olive branch. :) I predict a long term trap unlike most of the posts here suggesting short term death for everyone in the room. It's sort of like Internet Explorer. Get everyone to think you are making the best browser, and that it's fast, and will support standards. Then as soon as you have killed the competition, stop working on it, so people are locked into it by your bugs. So now the goal is to figure out how they plan on using open standards/formats to kill open source. Hmmm.

    5. Re:It's a trap!!!! by JoshRosenbaum · · Score: 5, Funny

      I say we send in the Rock! Imagine the evil henchman thinking they have the open source geeks all together and go into beat the living hell out of them. Then the Rock comes out of nowhere and pummels them! **CAN YOU SMELLL.....* Then after that, he saves the sorceress princess and lives as ruler of the might empire of Microsoft. It's brilliant I tell ya!

      Sorry, it's been a long day. ;)

    6. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Message Notifier For Trillian. Blink keyboard leds/PC Speaker music [geocities.com]

      Fucking genius! Now where do I get the (shame) MSN version?

    7. Re:It's a trap!!!! by caluml · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perens, no. He's cool. Stallman has his head screwed on, but rubs people up the wrong way. Raymond - I have no comment.

    8. Re:It's a trap!!!! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Of course they can have them, but are you sure the aforementioned individuals will be satisfied with wiping out just a roomful of MS employees?

    9. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      Well, are insurance salesmen cool? Once I started reading Perens' comments about lawsuits and patents, I started to wonder how OSRM fit into it all.

    10. Re:It's a trap!!!! by caluml · · Score: 1
      Well, are insurance salesmen cool?

      Depends what they say.

    11. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Russ Nelson doesn't fall into this category. He's a rabid qmail zealot...qmail is the most non open source "open source" software there is.

    12. Re:It's a trap!!!! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bill looks at the organist, rockin' some (Janice|Scott) Joplin, and says of the flowers on the instrument: "You know what's better than those tulips on the organ?"
      They look at him almost as blankly as the reader does this post.
      "Petals About the Rose."

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    13. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those three would rip each other to shreds before they realised there was anyone else in the room!

    14. Re:It's a trap!!!! by JoshRosenbaum · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't know. :P I mainly made this because I use Trillian, and I wanted it. :) If I used MSN, I might be inclined to make a version for it. :)

    15. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Danuvius · · Score: 1
      Re:It's a trap!!!! (Score:5, Funny)

      by Neil Blender (555885) on Friday April 29, @07:34PM (#12388987)

      Send Stallman, Perens and Raymond. They can have them.


      Let's just send you instead!!

      'Cause, you know... I figure two birds with one stone. ;-)
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    16. Re:It's a trap!!!! by OneArmedMan · · Score: 1
    17. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Kihaji · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stallman isn't an OSS leader, and he's probably excommunicate you from the church of Stallman for saying that. Stallman is a Free Software (zealot) leader, and as he has stated over and over and over and over and ... that Free Software is not OSS.

    18. Re:It's a trap!!!! by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      Bill and lawyers might regret locking the doors then you think? :)

    19. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      he's probably excommunicate you from the church of Stallman

      Actually, it's called the church of Emacs

    20. Re:It's a trap!!!! by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      You know what's better than those tulips on the organ?"
      ...for those who dinna catch it ...
      Q. What's better than roses on the piano?
      A. Tulips on the organ.
    21. Re:It's a trap!!!! by crazyphilman · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, no, no. You left out some steps!

      1. Tell Stallman that Microsoft has bought the company that does all of the FSF's web hosting, and that the paper Stallman signed that morning wasn't actually a legal form related to his latest fight, but a contract signing over all his projects to Bill Gates. Before he can explode, tell him that Bill wants to seal the deal with a handshake in person at this address...

      2. While Stallman is driving to the meeting at Mach 4 with a chainsaw, a ball-peen hammer, and a skinning knife, tell the other two guys that Stallman is going to meet with Bill Gates and sell the FSF to him, along with the rights to the phrases "Free Software", "Open Source", and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" (which is going to be made into an X-Box fighting game). Ask them if they're just going to let that happen, or if they're going to head him off and deal with the Microsoft swine that talked him into it.

      3. Sneak to the meeting location and watch through the window. My money's on Mr. Stallman; he looks pretty cagey. I bet he wipes out the whole Microsoft contingent before the others get off the expressway...

      --
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    22. Re:It's a trap!!!! by KillShill · · Score: 1

      how about jobs, gates and dell?

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    23. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's how I see Stallman:

      Stallman is like coffee grounds. Properly filtered and whipped up with other good things he provides a much needed wake up. But on his own its very hard two swallow.

    24. Re:It's a trap!!!! by mpe · · Score: 1

      They just want to get all the OSS leaders together in one room, then.....

      Masked gunmen, with AK47s and saying "God hates OSS" (in very bad Arabic) enter.
      Thus helping out Bill's good friend, George, at the same time.

    25. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not locked in here with you.

      You are locked in here with me.

      -- Rorshach, Alan Moore's "The Watchmen".
    26. Re:It's a trap!!!! by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      Can't wait to see Steve Ballmer get the People's Elbow.

      --
      "OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
    27. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the assist, boss. ;)

    28. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to answer it like this:

      Q: You know what's better than those tulips on the organ?

      A: Your tulips on my organ.

      I guess some jokes don't need explanation.

      Unless you're American ;)

    29. Re:It's a trap!!!! by chalkoutline · · Score: 0

      4. ?????? 5. Profit!

      --
      There are 2 types of people in the world, those who find that stupid binary joke funny, and those who don't.
    30. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      I won't bet against you. I don't think even the mighty Borg can handle a rabid Stallman.

      --
      It's The Golden Rule: "He who has the gold makes the rules."
    31. Re:It's a trap!!!! by True+Grit · · Score: 1
      Free Software (zealot) leader

      Why don't we talk about the Open Source zealots that constantly bash Stallman on /. every chance they get instead?

      :)

      One man's zealot is another man's visionary... *and* vice versa.
    32. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't do it! Everyone knows paper beats rock!

    33. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will say "al-rab yakrah el barameg el maftoohah" (al-rab) is only used by arab christians, of course, they will find a van, with their passports, copies of the Quran, and written confessions.

    34. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I doubt the bit about the chainsaw, hammer and knife. I went to RMS' website once -- he's a gun collector*. His 1911 setup looks pretty nice ... and would be much more efficient than your choice of weapons.

      * The difference between a "gun nut" and a "gun collector" is only in the quantity of guns.

      I guess that means I'm only still a nut.

    35. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you're not mixing him up with ESR???

    36. Re:It's a trap!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic, but that Petals about the rose link has me feeling pretty damn clever. I solved in two rolls something that allegedly took Bill Gates several dozen rolls to understand? Go me!

  3. It's a Trap! by Braf · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't fall for it!

    1. Re:It's a Trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You just know it's a trap when you are getting mental images of a secret underground lair and Steve Balmer with a laser attached to his head.

  4. in a related headline: by yagu · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a related headline,
    Lucy promises to hold football with finger, Charlie Brown to kick.

    1. Re:in a related headline: by mazarin5 · · Score: 1
      Speaking of the headline...

      Hell freezes over... fine.
      Pigs fly... fine.
      Duke Nukem releases... sounds pornographic.

      I'm all for realistic gaming, but should it be that immersive?
      Maybe "Duke Nukem released" would have been better wording.

      --
      Fnord.
    2. Re:in a related headline: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the best possible reply to this story. Thanks for the laugh :)

    3. Re:in a related headline: by toofast · · Score: 1

      This is a gem. I laughed hard, thanks.

  5. No!!!!!! by r0dzilla · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Luke!!! It's a Trap!!!

  6. Ackbar says... by suso · · Score: 4, Funny

    ITS A TRAP!

    1. Re:Ackbar says... by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Hilarious. I was going to say the same thing.

      For some reason the opening scenes of Braveheart are in my mind...

      --
      Education is the silver bullet.
    2. Re:Ackbar says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. They're all gonna get whacked!

    3. Re:Ackbar says... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      "Thats not Moon, Its steve Ballmer"
      http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/images/exec/bio _steve.jpg
      Now look at the pic and hum the imperial march.

      --
      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    4. Re:Ackbar says... by suso · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha. You should have been modded up for that one. Hilarious.

    5. Re:Ackbar says... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      I had prepared a few other links to the monkey dance .. but the joke kind of ran thin in my mind , Well cheers its nice to know it gave someone a laugh .

      --
      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
  7. Maybe. by Bananatree3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe, Just maybe, Microsoft and Linux fans can sit down at the same table and talk about the current computer market scene, but it will take some SERIOUS, serious change in Microsoft's approach (FUD, monopolizing, etc.). It would be a great day, but hopefully Microsoft will at some point open at least some of its software up.

    1. Re:Maybe. by kicken18 · · Score: 1

      i totally agree with your statement and your one of the few people who is a linux fan boy and is tottaly against this and think bad things will happen. There are vearious things happening with MS in recent months and years to suggest a slight shift towads there buisness. They have already opened up sevral things partially, but i htink as MS is so closed source and that its such a big company that it will take time for things like this to happen because of the shear complexety of it

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    2. Re:Maybe. by kicken18 · · Score: 2, Funny

      wow, partially drunk, i really shold of check it, ok that first line is in-correct i think its meant tobe "and your on of teh few people who isnt such a linuc fan boy and totally against thigns like this thiking bad things will happen" something like this anyway

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    3. Re:Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh God, step away from the keyboard son.

    4. Re:Maybe. by whoisshe · · Score: 1
      Maybe, Just maybe, Microsoft and Linux fans can sit down at the same table and talk about the current computer market scene, but it will take some SERIOUS, serious change in Microsoft's approach (FUD, monopolizing, etc.). It would be a great day, but hopefully Microsoft will at some point open at least some of its software up.

      OK, so a corporation should be allowed to try to extinguish our computing freedom by any means available, and if it doesn't work, we should let them make nice with us?

      if i were among the crew invited to go, i'd be polite, not say much, listen very closely to what they have to say, agree to nothing, then go home and spend about a week trying to figure out what it was they were up to. then i'd do whatever it took to thwart them.

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    5. Re:Maybe. by m50d · · Score: 1

      They are a corporation. This makes them evil but also utterly predictable, because their sole obligation, the purpose in everything they do, is to make money. If we make it so they make more money by embracing open source, then they will do it, never mind that they've been fighting it for years.

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  8. Watch out Luke... by CarlinWithers · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Watch out Tux, it's a trap!

    It's a trap!!!

  9. Enemies by NETHED · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

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    --sig fault--
    1. Re:Enemies by PhuckH34D · · Score: 1

      But make damn sure you are armed.

      --
      You're old school? I beta tested the motherf***ing abacus!
    2. Re:Enemies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohh.. and..if their morale is high, just remind them: "Resistance is Futile".

    3. Re:Enemies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the first guy who said that woke up with a knife in his back.

    4. Re:Enemies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which party should heed that advice in this case?

  10. What?! by hoborocks · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What is this? Could this be serious? They did recently acknowledge Linux as an operating system, instead of a cancer (they included support for it in VirtualPC). A very fine move on their part, but perhaps they are onto the final stage (Denial, Bargaining, Anger, Sadness, finally Acceptance?) Though they are not dying, perhaps they see an opportunity to "Accept" the fact that Open Source Software has been around and will be around much longer than anything else.

    We must be wary though - could this be a wolf in sheep's clothing? Could this be a false branch? Might they trap the OSS developers at the meeting-place and hold them ransom?!

    Who knows...

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    AccountKiller
    1. Re:What?! by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. Denial
      2. Derision
      3. Accusation
      4. PR
      5. Inviting everyone to sit down together at table
      6. Get goods on Stallman, blackmail
      7. Patent everything at the table
      8. Toss everyone off the table
      9. Profit!
      10. Sue 2000 IRS employees simultaneously, get IRS to declare Microsoft a religion
      11. Try to enable Kirstie Allen's comeback

      wait, got stories mixed up here...

    2. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (they included support for it in VirtualPC).

      That's a trap too.

      Get corporations to run Linux under VirtualPC, and set up VirtualPC to crash every few hours and blame Linux for the problems.

      (ps: all our sales guys run Linux under VirtualPCs to give our product demos, it's actually very stable. If VPC2005 starts crashing I'll know exactly what this new "support" is.)

    3. Re:What?! by Pinefresh · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they're on the second step. Since we haven't seen them come out with all guns blazing yet (the third step)

    4. Re:What?! by hoborocks · · Score: 1

      stages:
      denial (Ballmer jabbering about how he's not worried about Linux)
      anger (IT'S A CANCER!!! AND COMMUNIST!!!)
      bargaining (The sit down?)
      depression (All the Halloween documents!)
      acceptance (Come sit down with us...let's just do something together.)

      Maybe something like this...but it's all in messed-up order. Any sugestions?

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      AccountKiller
    5. Re:What?! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, we're talking about microsoft here, not The Church of Scientology. I can see how you could be confused though.

    6. Re:What?! by michaeldot · · Score: 3, Insightful
      They did recently acknowledge Linux as an operating system, instead of a cancer (they included support for it in VirtualPC).

      Support for Linux in Virtual PC existed long before Microsoft bought it from Connectix. In fact, at one stage you could buy it with an OS pack that had Red Hat Linux pre-installed. That is not available now.

      And glancing through the web site product specs to research my post, there is no mention of Linux. Since Virtual PC emulates a hardware PC, they'd have to purposely somehow disable emulation for Linux (if that is even possible, it's like Intel making a CPU that wouldn't run an OS).

      In other words, I don't think Virtual PC is an acknowledgment of Linux as an alternative OS that PC users would want to run.

      The FUD that they pay "research" companies to publish is though...

    7. Re:What?! by Fancia · · Score: 1

      To nitpick, they included support for it in Virtual Server, which is a different product from Virtual PC.

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    8. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude they don't need to black mail Stallman. He is in his own world somewhere and only god, well ok not even god knows where that is. What are they gonna black mail him with? I can see it now.

      Bill- "Ha Stallman you are crazy and we have the proof"

      Bill's Henchman - "uh so does the whole word Bill"

      Bill - "god damn it and they actually let this lunatic walk the streets, what is wrong with this world"

      Bill's Henchman - "Well it appears that you and the Open Source community at least agree upon one thing"

    9. Re:What?! by whoisshe · · Score: 1
      Dude, we're talking about microsoft here, not The Church of Scientology.

      the primary difference being that the church of scientology hasn't managed to convince the vast majority of the ignorant that the CoS is somehow good.

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    10. Re:What?! by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      How about we send them all the people with "Free Mini Mac" or "Free iPod" in their sigs...

      --
      SIGSEGV caught, terminating

      wait... not that kind of sig.
    11. Re:What?! by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      Its clear from this article that the majority of OSS people are going to be childish about it.

      The person that can give infinite patience and chances is a very strong person indeed.

      Maybe... just maybe... listen to what they have to say, and provide *constructive* criticism.

      I think the keyword here is "interoperability". That is all that is needed to be asked for. Without it (I believe), Microsoft will get left behind.

      I'm thinking the main areas here are:

      @ Office file formats.
      @ Windows Media Player format.
      @ SMB format and protocol.
      @ DirectX (eek!).

      I think the core problem here is that Microsoft seems to be too money-oriented. It works - very well. But inevitably, someone will come along who cares about the end user (OSS community, Google, ...) and will "win"

    12. Re:What?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, this is the bargaining stage

  11. Ho hum, again? by yagu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And, for my more serious post.... Microsoft has "reached out" before. Seemingly not many remember their big PR campaign when they first released NT circa 1992. One of the big claims, one of the big selling points of their "new technology" (not what NT stands for, btw) was NT's POSIX compliance.... Microsoft purportedly was then about to "join" the open architecture community. They even convinced me to go work for them. But, it turned out they didn't do complete POSIX (only implemented the API, not the User Utilities), and only did the POSIX at all to get government contracts (I know this, I was at an internal presentation where "Margaret" prefaced the presentation with the comments, "We are only doing POSIX as a checkbox, so we can get government contracts..." (I am not making this up.))

    1. Re:Ho hum, again? by AndyCater · · Score: 1

      Ian Nandhra - produced OpenNT (which was almost immediately renamed to ???? Integrix ???? following Microsoft intervention) specifically to provide a full POSIX subsystem - he had been working on Linux FT prior to this. The company got bought out by Microsoft and its legacy may survive in SFU (Services for Unix). Ian appears to have dropped off the 'Net at some point - as author of the Linux Distributions HOWTO, I'd quite like to find him to clarify some points :)

    2. Re:Ho hum, again? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Seemingly not many remember their big PR campaign when they first released NT circa 1992

      Judging from the comments, most weren't alive back then.

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    3. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The POSIX stuff was added to the NT 4.0 Resource Kit CD, and was available on MSDN's download service for awhile, but, yes, it was just the programmatic layer. But, the GNUWIN32 utilities work well, as does U/WIN and CygWin...

    4. Re:Ho hum, again? by harvardian · · Score: 4, Informative
      one of the big selling points of their "new technology" (not what NT stands for, btw)

      It's not?
      Q. What does the word NT (in "Windows NT") stand for? Is it just a name that Microsoft conjured up from thin air or does it actually have a full name like "Networked Terminal"? Souvik Das, Ithaca, NY (souvik@oracorp.com)

      A. When we first released Windows NT in 1993, Sun said it stood for "Not There" and IBM said it stood for "Nice Try."

      Actually, the letters stood for "New Technology."

      But the letters have long since lost any specific meaning. Today, "NT" is just a designation for our high-end version of Windows.
    5. Re:Ho hum, again? by ebuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My favorite "reach out" was close enough to reach into my old workplace a few years back.

      Basically they invited a staunch Palm OS advocate (who incidentally was a *BSD/UNIX advocate) to ask about the state of PDAs/handhelds and what could be done to improve it.

      He was really excited, as it would allow him to give direct input into the designers of what would be the next Windows CE. When he came back he was sporting a new PDA, and indicated that overall he had a great time. That is, until he talked about the time when they met with the group that wanted their input.

      Basically, everything that was asked for was corrected, and the outside "experts" were persuaded, conjoled, and flat out told what they wanted was a windows-like interface that acted like Palm OS, but in a more windows-98 like way.

      Funny thing is, it worked to some degree. Many of the staunch Palm fans were very busy the next three or so months trying to get the most out of their newly accquired Windows products. Some "converted" whole-heartedly, but a bit-by-bit they eventually drifted back to the Palm-side.

      It could be much harder to make this work in FOSS circles, as MS really doesn't have anything to offer them, yet. But it may be just as disruptive.

    6. Re:Ho hum, again? by boots@work · · Score: 1

      And as I recall you couldn't even do tcpip networking from the POSIX layer. A unix machine with no sockets is not much fun.

      So, as you say, cleverly calculated to tick the box but not actually be useful.

    7. Re:Ho hum, again? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

      It could be much harder to make this work in FOSS circles, as MS really doesn't have anything to offer them

      Hookers.
      Free Hookers.

      For about 30 seconds, linux was sexy and guys wearing red hats stuffed with shares could pick up the chicks.
      Then the .bomb took it all away.

      But MS still has boatloads, freaking tanker-loads, of cash.

      Do not underestimate the power of free with beer poon to halt all progress in the Free software world.

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    8. Re:Ho hum, again? by Nikker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing that makes me gag on all of this is that the only reason they are doing this is to *KEEP* 90% market share. M$ will never ever walk into a discussion where they would stand to lose market share they would rather hang themselves by their overly expensive silk ties.

      Just to be sure get someone to sit down and say we will hold your hand if you let us in on 25% of *YOUR* market share. The silence that procedes will be aww inspiring.

      Like really why would the company that has software installed on evrey machine on the planet want to extend an olive branch to the little guy upstart? To take OSS under their wing? OSS is structured completely opposite to M$, and M$ is no likely to give anything other than scraps.

      Fuck em.

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    9. Re:Ho hum, again? by goonerw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Which goes with the obvious that Windows 2000 is based on New Technology Technology.

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    10. Re:Ho hum, again? by mobiGeek · · Score: 1
      "We are only doing POSIX as a checkbox, so we can get government contracts..."

      Thus a few years later, MS is getting sued because of a landed US Fed Gov't contract (DoD, I believe) where the RFP called for a POSIX-based solution.

      A bunch of other POSIX "experts" get together while the trial is going on and decide they can implement this thing. They form Softway Systems, producing Interix, and get acquired by MS.

      MS at the time had an SFU (Services for Unix) pack that included MKS tools.

      Somewhat interesting (though not surprising) is that some of the principals at Softway are former MKS employees.

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    11. Re:Ho hum, again? by DoraLives · · Score: 3, Funny
      M$ is no[t] likely to give anything other than scraps.

      With poison in 'em. Can't forget the poison.

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    12. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Reach out? Pfft.. wake me up when Microsoft is offering a reacharound.

    13. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny shit .
      wish i hadnt commented earelier mod this mofo up. funny#

    14. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The letters stand for N-Ten, the emulator NT first ran on.

    15. Re:Ho hum, again? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      NT's POSIX compliance.... Microsoft purportedly was then about to "join" the open architecture community. They even convinced me to go work for them. But, it turned out they didn't do complete POSIX

      Well, at least they got as far as POS.

    16. Re:Ho hum, again? by satans_advocate · · Score: 0

      I believe the correct answer is "Northern Telecom".

    17. Re:Ho hum, again? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      FWIW, Microsoft now provides (free) "Services For Unix" which implements [most of?] the utilities, too. As usual, it is only due to pragmatism. Not sure what else you expect from a publicly held corporation, though. Why ELSE would they implement POSIX? To make their competitors stronger by supporting THEIR standards? Microsoft is a bad guy, but this ain't why.

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    18. Re:Ho hum, again? by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      I think you're talking about Interix, now SFU. SFU is really quite complete -- many people in fact prefer it to cygwin (but not being open source, it doesn't quite have the traction of cygwin among the unix faithful)

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    19. Re:Ho hum, again? by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      Basically, everything that was asked for was corrected, and the outside "experts" were persuaded, conjoled, and flat out told what they wanted was a windows-like interface that acted like Palm OS, but in a more windows-98 like way.

      I just recently helped a guy out with his PocketPC (Dell Axim), first exposure I had to PocketPC. He had a bunch of maps in the internal memory and wanted to move them to the flash card instead. So I started tapping around ... folders, files, looked straight forward. Couldn't find a "move" or "copy" function anywhere. Maybe there's one, but I managed to get to get a keyboard display, which had "cut" and paste. So I selected the files, did "cut", went to the folder on the flash card, did "paste", and lo and behold, that windows idiom worked.

      And it failed halfway through, because one of the files was "open", in that I had the map reader application "running", and had previously viewed that map with it, and apparently it just keeps the file open until the app is closed. And it didn't copy over any of the rest after that file.

      That goddam PDA OS really is like Windows. And not in a good way.

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    20. Re:Ho hum, again? by MacDork · · Score: 1
      A. When we first released Windows NT in 1993, Sun said it stood for "Not There" and IBM said it stood for "Nice Try."

      Four years later, the US Navy said it stood for "Needs Towing."

      ;-)

    21. Re:Ho hum, again? by yagu · · Score: 1

      Well, I worked for Microsoft, specifically on the original Beta Support team of sixteen.... and we were sternly warned not to refer to NT as standing for New Technology because it did NOT stand for that. They never did tell us what it DID stand for.... Would I be surprised that others at Microsoft DID think it stood for New Technology? No. Would they be wrong? Yes.

    22. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT stands for WNT(Windows NT). WNT is one more than VMS. V+1=W, M+1=N, S+1=T. This is much like HAL in 2001 A Space Odessy standing for IBM -1. Why do you ask VMS plus 1. Well some developers from Digital(VMS) left and worked for Microsoft creating WNT.

      Least that's what I heard ;)

    23. Re:Ho hum, again? by Mr+Ambersand · · Score: 1

      It also, in comparison to cygwin, doesn't perform that well. And that's saying something since bsd or linux under vmware perform better than cygwin.

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      Got to hoot and stamp their feet
      in the heat from your physique" -King Crimson
    24. Re:Ho hum, again? by retards · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is complete hearsay, but I heard some VMS dudes worked on the NT kernel, so they incremented the letters by one, hence WNT, and thus Windows NT (like HAL is an decrement of IBM).

      Like I said, hearsay.

    25. Re:Ho hum, again? by m50d · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. Programs on cygwin run pretty fast, not native but far faster than vmware.

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    26. Re:Ho hum, again? by nonicenamesleft · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing in a presentation by one of the early architects of NT that the geeks in Microsoft wanted to name their OS Windows NT for being a successor to VMS (the OS NT was spinned out of) - letters W, N, T being successors of V, M, S respectively. The company being more marketing oriented than geek oriented, what has stuck though is "new technology" for Joe Sixpack's benefit.

    27. Re:Ho hum, again? by Mancat · · Score: 1

      Why ELSE would they implement POSIX? To make their competitors stronger by supporting THEIR standards?

      Oh, OK. So, Microsoft shouldn't implement standards because these standards are "someone else's?"

      Well, I guess they should just keep creating proprietary protocols, file formats, etc. so that they're not "copying someone else's standards."

      By the way, Microsoft does not provide Services for Unix, Interop Systems does. The two companies do work very closely together, and overall, Interix SFU is a solid product for the price - free. Install NetBSD pkgsrc on it, and you have a fully functional Unix CLI with a BSD "ports" system.

      I guess I'm glad that Microsoft chose to use "someone else's standards."

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    28. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is complete hearsay, but I heard some VMS dudes worked on the NT kernel, so they incremented the letters by one, hence WNT, and thus Windows NT (like HAL is an decrement of IBM).

      Both are facts, the hearsay is whether they are linked. Dave Cutler, the man behind VMS, moved from Digital to MS and is the man behind NT (why some called NT VMS2.0). And you do get the VMS to WNT when you rotate, like IBM/HAL). I think it was pretty much acknowledged back then that this was done on purpose.

    29. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joe Sixpack never knew of NT's existence.

    30. Re:Ho hum, again? by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      (I know this, I was at an internal presentation where "Margaret" prefaced the presentation with the comments, "We are only doing POSIX as a checkbox, so we can get government contracts..." (I am not making this up.))

      Yes, but they then licensed access to the NT kernel source to Softway Systems and let them produce Interix (initially called OpenNT,) which is a full POSIX userland and seamlessly replaces the 'stock' POSIX subsystem.

      Microsoft eventually purchased Softway Systems and made the POSIX userland/subsystem, which formerly was a for-pay addin to NT, a free download called Services For Unix.

      Also, Microsoft didn't release a POSIX userland, but other people got working at the code, and the essential GNU toolchain was ported to NT very early on.

      So you tell only a little slice of the story, designed to make Microsoft look as bad as possible. Holding a grudge for some untold reason??

    31. Re:Ho hum, again? by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      That link to the 'obsolete-test-platform-ship on which the Navy beta-tested some new userland code, which crashed and burned) is essentially a goatse-grade link at this point in history. Tired, tired. Come up with something new, okay?

    32. Re:Ho hum, again? by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      Free Hookers.

      Free as in speech, or free as in beer?

    33. Re:Ho hum, again? by yagu · · Score: 2, Informative
      ..., formerly was a for-pay addin to NT, a free download called Services For Unix.

      The download is free, but I found it a nightmare to install and get running... it had numerous side-effects (unexpected ones), and I never really got it to work right.

      And that was only for my XP Pro machine... SFU requires Pro, so for my XP Home (I don't see why all of the XP machines in a household should have to be Pro) machine the free download would first require a $100 (or more?) upgrade....

      As for this being some "offering" from Microsoft (it isn't), the literature from Microsoft around this product pretty much couches SFU as a migratory temp-solution, with beaucoups des docs to describe how to migrate and convert apps on the "unix" side to the Windows side. So, rather than being a tool, I see it as a bait and switch. Just my opinion.

      Also, Microsoft didn't release a POSIX userland, but other people got working at the code, and the essential GNU toolchain was ported to NT very early on.

      This was actually why I quit shortly after Microsoft hired me. The public spin from Microsoft was very much, "Look, we're doing unix!", but behind closed doors the story was completely different. I escalated this all the way to a guy named Larry Kroger who at the time reported to Gates... I was upset, and asked Mr. Kroger about MS' intent with the POSIX subsystem. He pretty much echoed Margaret's stance. I asked, "What do I tell people who ask for support on this subsystem?" .... "Tell them we don't support it."... "What do I tell people who ask what MS' future plans are for the POSIX subsystem?" .... "Tell them we have none."

      Before I left there some tried to convince me to stay on the basis that third parties would step in and flesh out the rest of the POSIX "universe". I made a decision to leave ... pretty much based on what I perceived as a gross deception to the technical community and for their own gain...

      So you tell only a little slice of the story, designed to make Microsoft look as bad as possible. Holding a grudge for some untold reason??

      First, a post on /. doesn't really lend itself to a "thick" slice (this post will hardly be read because of its length!), but as for making MS look as bad as possible, a thicker slice only makes MS look worse. I don't really have to "design" my slice to make MS look bad, they bear that standard well on their own.

      Personal grudge? Maybe, but I don't think so. I don't tell lies about Microsoft, but I find their attitude and practices abhorant (sp?), and certain courts later found their behaviors illegal (more than once). Probably closer to a professional grudge.... try as I might I've never quite been able to shake loose the daily cruft I have to wash off by having to deal with the world MS has created (family, friends, work... all in constant need of some technical attention.... ).

      I still maintain friendships with MS people. My college roommate works there. I still have lunch with friends there on campus. So, I don't think personal grudge describes it very well.

    34. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't you just love the places where they (MS) have written "Built with NT technology." Built with new technology technology? That's just wrong.

    35. Re:Ho hum, again? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Microsoft provides SFU. Interop develops it. See the difference?

      Look, I get why open standards are good. However, if you develop a monopoly, you don't maintain it by making it easy for people to switch to the other guy. I didn't say it was good or right, just that it makes sense.

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    36. Re:Ho hum, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free WITH beer! Got it?

    37. Re:Ho hum, again? by Mr+Ambersand · · Score: 1

      I was exagerating; but regardless, cygwin is still faster than SFU and neither are very satisfying to someone who prefers a native posix enviroment.

      Not sure about mingw, I've never had the time or patience to set that up.

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      in the heat from your physique" -King Crimson
    38. Re:Ho hum, again? by m50d · · Score: 1

      IME cygwin is reasonably satisfying. It's comparable in performance to a live cd, and easier to use.

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    39. Re:Ho hum, again? by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      I apologize for the tone of my earlier response. I was 'defending' Microsoft for their NT POSIXness, which looking back now, was ludicrous.

      I am a licensee (I bought a copy) of Interix direct from Softway Systems before they were taken over by Microsoft. I also purchased Microsoft Interix after the acquisition. It is clearly an instance of Microsoft 'castrating' Interix, as the Softway version has utilities and features that Microsoft excised. Interestingly, as a licencee of Interix before the Microsoft acqusition, I received the letter from the president of Softway Systems, who was 'swallowed up' by Microsoft, where he asked the Interix user community if they should 'Open Source' Interix. (I suspect Microsoft would have had a STRONG opinion about someone releasing the source for an NT Subsystem that rides directly on the NT kernel, and as a result documenting said interface!) I suspect the world would be slightly different if the Interix community (as it were) had risen to the opportunity and said 'YES, release the source.' Incidentally, there was a period when Softway Systems was marketing Interix with the language: 'Run Linux on your NT system.' Meaning run Linux programs compiled from source, actually.

      There is a progressive 'deballing' that went on as Microsoft moved in and castrated Interix:

      Interix from Softway Systems- included a full version of Motif including Motif libraries and stub code, etc. Also included the Hummingbird Exceed X11 server.

      Interix from Microsoft- cut back, some of the userland (i.e. the vi editor) excised.

      Services For Unix- cut back even further.

      The original Softway Interix will run on Windows 2000. Also interesting is that it includes binaries for both NT x86 and NT Alpha. So Interix also works on NT Alpha. I don't recall if Microsoft Interix included Alpha binaries...

      Further interesting is that the GNU toolchain, including the Gnu C Compiler, was bundled with Interix, both the Softway and the Microsoft release. There is something slightly amusing/disturbing about a popup of the GNU License notification happening when you're installing something from a Microsft branded CDROM.

    40. Re:Ho hum, again? by Gob+Gob · · Score: 1

      It comes from some guy who worked at IBM and moved over to MS.

      ie:

      HAL ==> IBM
      as
      MS ==> NT

      Hope this clears this up :-)

    41. Re:Ho hum, again? by yagu · · Score: 1

      Dude (or dudette? Guess I shouldn't assume...) We all have our days and posts to be snippy. LOL... I appreciate the followup though.

      I find your narrative extremely interesting when you looked back in hindsight... it is, I think, a pretty universal theme when looking at any ripples in the fabric of the technological universe when Microsoft is nearby... They really do come in with a seemingly "We're here to help" mantra, only to bastardize, pillage, corrupt, and as you so nicely put, castrate technology in ways difficult to battle (ever deal with simple TCP/IP apps (sockets) that just wouldn't work right because of Microsoft's "win-sock"?).

      And that was the main point of my original post... It's a shame, Microsoft has probably one of the largest brain trusts in the world, but there's an ironic oxymoronic twist to the term "trust" when looking at how Microsoft has chosen to apply that intellect. I know quite a few people there and stay on good terms with my friends there. And when I worked at Microsoft, I'd have to put it way at the top of my professional career experiences. It was a great environment to work in! Lots of fun, lots of stimulation.

      But as long as the top at Microsoft includes people of Ballmer/Gates/Allchin ilk, the Microsoft culture will continue to be extremely hostile (and I think counterproductive) to the technical community and its progress therein at large. Sigh.

      Tant pis pour nous! (Too bad for us!)

      (and, thanks again for the followup.... you're on my list of friends.)

  12. Just say Dr. No by Michael.Forman · · Score: 3, Funny


    "You expect me to talk, OSS?"
    "No, Mr. Gates, I expect you to die."

    Michael.

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    1. Re:Just say Dr. No by bataras · · Score: 5, Informative

      wasn't that goldfinger?

    2. Re:Just say Dr. No by Michael.Forman · · Score: 1

      Doh!

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    3. Re:Just say Dr. No by michaeldot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only that, it was the hero (James Bond) who was strapped to the bench about to be cut in half by Goldfinger's laser thingy.

      It was the evil villain bent on world domination who uttered the words you've assigned to OSS. Flip them around and the post is still funny though.

      Even more so since later in the movie, Goldfinger gassed all his cooperating partners to death.

    4. Re:Just say Dr. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re: your sig.

      Should be Linux:Mac::stick-shift:chauffer.

      Stick shifts are cheap. Chauffers are expensive as hell. Stick shift lets you have control over your car, chauffers do everything for you.

    5. Re:Just say Dr. No by sharkey · · Score: 1
      No, it was Hank Scorpio.

      Want some cream?

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    6. Re:Just say Dr. No by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Not quite, one of them left early. Unfotunately (for him), he accepted a ride from Odd Job (Goldfinger's Steve Ballmer) to the airport, but wound up in a car compacter instead.

  13. Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is either a knee-jerk reaction to their missed projections for the quarter, or this is an April Fool's joke 29 days late. Well, it goes right in line with what I posted in another story about Microsoft:
    It's not a surprise at all that Microsoft missed their quarterly revenue projection. After all, the company is very accustomed to basically controlling the marketplace and dictating their terms upon their customers. The quarterly projections must have accounted for nearly everybody still using prior versions of Windows to be using Windows XP or Windows Server 2003. They expected tons of sales of the newest Microsoft Office. However, many sysadmins and IT departments are wary of further "upgrades" due to the problems posed by them. Many users who have Office 2000 continue to use it because newer versions, despite their glossy advertisements, really offer nothing new for this type of work. Other users, such as most employees at this company that used to use MS Office, are discovering OpenOffice.org and discovering, for various reasons, that they actually like it better. Essentially, many companies are slowly migrating away from Windows and Office, finding that other software out there is quite capable of doing the job without all the hoopla.

    In our organization, spending on software has declined almost to nothing. We no longer buy MS Office products because OpenOffice.org has eliminated the need to do so; all of our critical infrastructure runs on Linux and FreeBSD; and the desktops and workstations that run Windows continue to run the same versions of Windows that originally came on those workstations. Therefore, we use Windows 98, Me, and XP Personal, which came on several eMachines we bought for office use. And the funniest thing is that while the Linux and FreeBSD boxes continue to use the latest stable and release versions of the OS and software, the Windows boxes have not been upgraded, and there are no plans to do so. It would only be costly, and would offer us nothing in exchange. And I believe the same applies to countless organizations the world over. People will simply not continue to upgrade hardware and software forever.

    That, my friends, is why Microsoft missed its quarterly revenue projection.

    I'd say that pretty much sums it up. Microsoft has finally realized, after I don't know how many years, that it will not pay to stay with the old fashioned business model that no longer fits.
    1. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by Bigthecat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno, a net profit of 2.56 billion that is almost double the amount for the same period last year is hardly the kiss of death on a company.

      Why is it that Microsoft is always on the 'innovate or die' line when they're making billions of dollars? It's all well and good to point out a projection that didn't quite make it but when you're attaching it to a 2.56 billion dollar net profit, it sounds a little ludicrous. You could say that it is a 'sign' of Microsoft's future demise, but people have been pointing out little discrepencies in their profit reports over the last five years and they're still making an incredible profit. Like the game industry that isn't going to suddenly die because of a lack of innovation, I sincerely doubt that there will be the day that Microsoft close up shop within any reasonable timeframe. Look at IBM, they faced one of the worst losses in history and they're still around.

      You say that 'it will not pay to stay with the old fashioned business model that no longer fits'. Does 2.56 billion net profit not count as pay?

    2. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by corblix · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is either a knee-jerk reaction to their missed projections for the quarter, or this is an April Fool's joke 29 days late.

      28 days late.

      -- Your friendly neighborhood pedant

    3. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      That, my friends, is why Microsoft missed its quarterly revenue projection

      You are making the mistake of disregarding the rest of the story.

      But in fairness, /. isn't a site for MBAs or accountants.

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    4. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by dioscaido · · Score: 1

      They only missed their quarterly projection by 1%. They brought in 9.6 billion dollars. Revenue is up by 5%. People are still obviously buying MS products in droves.

    5. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
      They only missed their quarterly projection by 1%. They brought in 9.6 billion dollars. Revenue is up by 5%. People are still obviously buying MS products in droves.

      Did you have to shatter all of my hopes and dreams in one fell swoop? :-)

    6. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by symbolic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why is it that Microsoft is always on the 'innovate or die' line when they're making billions of dollars?

      The irony in all of this is that neither death nor innovation seem to make their way into the picture.

    7. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by DoctorPhish · · Score: 1

      Which hemisphere did you say you were in again?

    8. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by dioscaido · · Score: 4, Insightful

      :)

      I agree with you that, for example, it doesn't make much sense for a average consumer to upgrade from office 2000 to office 2003. And obviously they haven't had a bump on consumer OS sales, given that Longhorn is still off in the horizon.

      That said, these same product lines are still quite succesful in the corporate world. I'm talking the large companies with thousands of employees to deal with. In this envirnoment windows 2003 is attractive, even when linux is free, because it is jam packed with things to help in enterprise wide server administration. Let's not kid ourselves, it takes alot to be a good linux/unix system admin, and you guys can wear that badge with pride. Since the market is not exactly flooded with experts like yourselves, companies like it that a less experienced person can still keep a win2k3/XPSP2 network up and running, and can apply rules to machines company wide, using tools like active directory with pretty UI. Thanks to win2k3 and SP2, which turn off most services by default, and generally are more solid secure products, disasters like code red are much less likely.

      Plus win2k3 and Office 2003 both have a slant towards collaboration, which isn't that attractive to consumers but intriguing for businesses. win2k3 has share point, and office has lots of collaboration tools (which will probably expand significantly thanks to the groove aquisition). They are also doing big pushes into the small business market with retail management systems, point of sales products, and even an accounting software in the works.

      So it seems that while Longhorn has been in it's long development, MS has concentrated their vision towards the corporate world. This makes it easy to think they are absent from the consumer market, and hence somehow failing. But they still seem to be raking in the dough.

    9. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by imroy · · Score: 1

      It's the 30th on this side of the date line, mate.

    10. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not according to your post and my settings!

      by imroy (755) Alter Relationship on Friday April 29, @09:30PM (#12389677)

    11. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      err...ummm....this is really embarrassing...

      Just see here...

    12. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Lord! Geez....look HERE!
      There!

    13. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by imroy · · Score: 1

      you do realise that slashdot has user settings that allow you to set your time zone?

      To me, your post has this line instead:

      by Anonymous Coward on 2005-04-30 12:11 (#12389865)
    14. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by whoisshe · · Score: 1
      you do realise that slashdot has user settings that allow you to set your time zone?

      pedant slapfight! pedant slapfight!

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    15. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by whoisshe · · Score: 1
      I'm talking the large companies with thousands of employees to deal with. In this envirnoment windows 2003 is attractive, even when linux is free, because it is jam packed with things to help in enterprise wide server administration. Let's not kid ourselves, it takes alot to be a good linux/unix system admin, and you guys can wear that badge with pride. Since the market is not exactly flooded with experts like yourselves, companies like it that a less experienced person can still keep a win2k3/XPSP2 network up and running, and can apply rules to machines company wide, using tools like active directory with pretty UI.

      sad to say, i agree with you.

      F/OSS could make great inroads in the enterprise if it could peel away the management layer from the environment. some places are loathe to use windows on the server side; but they're forced to use windows on the client side, which means they need windows client management software, which invariably runs on windows servers, and often requires active directory.

      so you have a far more difficult case to make for F/OSS servers if you already have windows servers running AD and your client management software.

      this lack of concern (and sometimes outright contempt) for enterprise features in F/OSS is a big fat gift to microsoft and proprietary software.

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    16. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by vettemph · · Score: 1

      >> users who have Office 2000 continue to use it because newer versions, despite their glossy advertisements, really offer nothing new for this type of work.

      You can say that for Office 97. I work for a Tens of billions per year company with 26,000 workers. We prefer W2K w/Office97. Office 2000 just adds a bunch of junk to a perfectly good (bare with me) Office suite. We did add Project 2000.

      (Of course I only use Linux at home.)

      --
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    17. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "You say that 'it will not pay to stay with the old fashioned business model that no longer fits'. Does 2.56 billion net profit not count as pay?"

      Don't fixate on the amount. Look at the bigger picture. The only reason they made that much was because they cut R&D. Clearly MS is begining to plateau, sure the plateau is high but they are no longer growing like they used to. Why? Most likely due to the fact they are having to cut prices drastically overseas to sell windows. Sooner or later the dimwit CIOs in the US will wake up and demand the same pricing that the taiwanese get.

      Also consider the fact that MS makes a substantial portion of it's profits from selling it's own stock, if the stock price stagnates or begins to drop it will create a feedback loop that can spell disaster.

      The best is yet to come for MS watchers, it will be interesting to see what MS does to try and convince the investor class that they are still a growth company. My guess is that they will go on an aquisition binge the likes of which the world has never seen. Mark my words in ten years MS will be making less then 20% of it's money of software.

      They need to pull an apple. Did you know that the ipod accounts for around a third of apple revenue?

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    18. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by RoLi · · Score: 1
      I dunno, a net profit of 2.56 billion that is almost double the amount for the same period last year is hardly the kiss of death on a company.

      First of all the "double amount" is merely a result of having paid more in fines last year and not real business.

      Then you have to see the big picture:

      Yes, indeed if you have an attention span of 15 minutes and just look at the numbers, yes it looks great.

      But if you look at the bigger picture it's the first time they missed their own projections for a long time (maybe even ever), they had to cut their R&D budget from 3 billion to 1.5 billion, they cut employee benefits etc.

      So essentially Microsoft had already have to use quite some tricks to keep the earnings in line and they don't have much room for tricks left. They won't be able to get another 1.5 billion out of R&D (they can't reduce R&D to nothing).

      Big empires don't stumble overnight. The roman empire showed signs of decadence and decay over 100 years before the fall.

    19. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accoring to Microsoft clocks, it's now the First of April. It's all down to a bug in the daylight savings time code. It took one off, just the wrong field.

      Ho hum...

    20. Re:Microsoft's knee-jerk response. by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      That said, these same product lines are still quite succesful in the corporate world. I'm talking the large companies with thousands of employees to deal with.

      Large companies have a lot of inertia. But to survive in the long run they must constantly look for ways to cut costs and improve productivity.

      Lowering software licensing costs, eliminating the need to ugprade hardware when the OS or application upgrades, lowering support costs, increasing reliability and increasing features all drive IT decision-making. MS does give their large corporate customers bits and pieces of the last two items at a controlled and measured pace. But because their customers live in an MS-defined world, MS can create a storyline: we understand your problems and here are new products within that world that make sense . In that blue pill world, that is. Microsoft giveth and Microsoft taketh away.


      In this envirnoment windows 2003 is attractive, even when linux is free, because it is jam packed with things to help in enterprise wide server administration.

      Yes, it is attractive - from the perspective of Windows admins that are quite familiar with the limitations of the current situation.

      Too often, MS comes out with a "feature" that is new to the Windows world and - to be honest - that new feature really does incrementally improve the lot of people using MS products. But it ignores the larger picture that many of the same technical innovations existed already for years elsewhere in the non-MS world.

      That non-MS world: the internet, UNIX and Apple have been indirectly responsible for many of the improvements that MS customers eventually get to see.

      MS customers willing to take the time and some risk prototype testing to learn more about the non-MS world will be rewarded more quickly and more generously than their colleagues. However, the bigger the organization and the higher the level of responsibility, the less of that willingness to take risk there is.

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  14. Publicity stunt by treff89 · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is nothing more than a marketing brainwave. Microsoft will never in their right mind help the OSS community, unless the OSS community helps them an exponentially greater amount. MS realises they are fast losing ground to FOSSS, and the lifejackets are out.

    1. Re:Publicity stunt by Tarcastil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If this is a publicity stunt, someone in Microsoft's marketting department's getting fired. This move won't sway many to stay with Microsoft products. If anything, it acknowledges OSS as a real force in the marketplace, bringing more people consider OSS. Microsoft simply realizes that by cooperating, they can possibly use OSS to their advantage like many others have.

    2. Re:Publicity stunt by grcumb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "If this is a publicity stunt, someone in Microsoft's marketting department's getting fired. This move won't sway many to stay with Microsoft products. If anything, it acknowledges OSS as a real force in the marketplace, bringing more people consider OSS."

      Well said. But that's not the end of the stupidity. Microsoft cannot allow this kind of talk to gain credibility. FOSS advocates have nothing to lose and everything to gain by being perfectly frank and honest. Add to this the credibility and exposure they'd earn from being treated as equals by Microsoft, and they'd represent more of a threat than ever before.

      These are not marketing folks they'd be sitting down with. FOSS geeks don't come out of the boardroom talking about synergies and new paradigms, they come out saying, things like 'MS has refused to budge on their third-rate security measures, their proprietary file formats and closed APIs. As a result, you the consumer will continue to suffer, in spite of our best efforts to mitigate the damage.'

      Microsoft has a pathological streak a mile wide when it comes to partnership and dialogue. IBM, Lotus, Stack Technologies and Novell have all been victimised by their blindly opportunistic avarice. They all left it to the lawyers to do the talking, and never expressed their full and frank opinions on MS' business practices - likely because in many cases it would leave them open to pot-and-kettle accusations.

      FOSS advocates aren't (typically) officers of publicly owned corporations, so they don't have a fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders that requires that they 'play nice'. If they're given a pulpit to preach from, you can count on some fairly frank discussion that corporate powers-that-be would find quite difficult to address. That's why even 'good guys' like IBM tends to avoid open discussion about the principles of Free Software.

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    3. Re:Publicity stunt by fredrikj · · Score: 1

      It makes no sense to say that one amount is "exponentially greater" than another.

    4. Re:Publicity stunt by lifebouy · · Score: 1

      It does if you are an earthquake.

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    5. Re:Publicity stunt by m50d · · Score: 1

      Not at all. MS will help the OSS community if and only if they make money from it. Look at where the money is, there you will find the motivation, then you can judge it.

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  15. No, no... by Lostie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft "working with it's competitors" - that just isn't realistic, it would be kinda like the Goatse man getting a job as a children's TV presenter.

    1. Re:No, no... by PhuckH34D · · Score: 2, Funny

      With the bathtub girl ass co host?

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      You're old school? I beta tested the motherf***ing abacus!
    2. Re:No, no... by crummynz · · Score: 3, Funny

      I learned so much from that show...

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      ~ Crummy
    3. Re:No, no... by geekd · · Score: 1

      Microsoft "working with it's competitors" - that it would be kinda like the Goatse man getting a job as a children's TV presenter.

      ---

      With the bathtub girl as co host?


      What she, shoots it into him?

      eiwww.

    4. Re:No, no... by eyegor · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more like a drinking fountain...

      And... I actually just grossed myself out...

      --

      Don't anthropomorphize computers, they don't like it.
    5. Re:No, no... by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      He might be okay for television. I mean, as long as he doesn't turn his back to the camera.

      --
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    6. Re:No, no... by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      You gotta admit, that would be one hell of an unforgettable puppet show.

  16. What is the old saying? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you are going to sup with the devil, bring a long spoon...

    1. Re:What is the old saying? by Hinhule · · Score: 0

      but... What if there is no spoon?

    2. Re:What is the old saying? by Mancat · · Score: 1

      If you are going to breakfast with Jesus, bring a short spork....

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  17. Bridges? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 4, Funny

    "'We're going to have to figure out how to build some bridges between the various parts of our industry,' he said. Eric Raymond"

    Microsoft doesn't have a problem with building bridges... As long as they're toll bridges...

    --
    The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
    1. Re:Bridges? by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 1

      OSS already is about building bridges - open standards, interoperability, mutual sharing of knowledge and information. If any sector of the industry is fragmented into numerous, disjoint parts, it's the proprietary, closed-source sector, where Microsoft is a key player.

      Oh - maybe they are talking about legal or philosophical bridges? Then there are only two parts, and a single bridge to connect them would suffice. I guess we'll both sit down and wait for the other party to actually build that bridge and then cross it.

    2. Re:Bridges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny you talk about bridges, because this website has a logo that reprense..

      Oh wait, this is /. not K5.

    3. Re:Bridges? by Mancat · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to inform you, but here in Washington State where Microsoft is based, we do not believe in toll bridges. Instead, we believe in allowing Democrats to steal the governor's office, then allow them to raise gas taxes under the guise of bridgebuilding. Then, the bridges are never built, and the same tax game is played again a couple years down the road.

      Of course, with Washington being the closest thing you'll find to a Socialist state within the United States, people will continue to allow state government to continually raise taxes, with no end in sight, and often no reward to the taxpayer. It is for the greater good of everyone, after all... Right?

      You don't have to pay tolls, though. Isn't that nice?

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    4. Re:Bridges? by heavy+snowfall · · Score: 1

      I like troll bridges better myself.

    5. Re:Bridges? by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Like this?

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      Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
    6. Re:Bridges? by heavy+snowfall · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

  18. Sun Tsu by Nitroshock · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

  19. What is MS doing? by AWhistler · · Score: 1

    Three words: Embrace and extend.

    1. Re:What is MS doing? by immovable_object · · Score: 1

      You exchanged a word:

      It's Embrace, Extend and Extinguish.

    2. Re:What is MS doing? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I am billgatus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

  20. Not a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "didn't he have strategy where he got everybody into one room, then barred the doors and... :)"

    Please be fair .. Microsoft is not that nasty.

    However, do remember to wear your winter coat, the hell is freezing over.

  21. smack my bitch up by maelstrom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

    Mohandas Gandhi

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    The more you know, the less you understand.
    1. Re:smack my bitch up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I never, ever, ever hear anyone ever use this quote again in reference to OSS on Slashdot, it will be too soon.

    2. Re:smack my bitch up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're at the fight stage. Soon we well win.

    3. Re:smack my bitch up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is "we"? The OSS community? Many in the OSS community, myself included, have no problem with proprietary software. It is not our prerogative to tell someone else what to do with their source. Just as we don't expect them to tell us we should close our source.

    4. Re:smack my bitch up by black+mariah · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's fucking pathetic that this bullshit constantly gets modded up.

      --
      'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
    5. Re:smack my bitch up by dimator · · Score: 1

      How does that apply to this story? Is an invitation to talk the "fight" part?

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    6. Re:smack my bitch up by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

      Yeah, but where's that part about being assasinated?

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      Life is too short to proofread.
    7. Re:smack my bitch up by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Just as we don't expect them to tell us we should close our source.

      Alrighty then.

      Lock that damn source code UP!

      I am sick and tired of seeing your source. It's digusting.
      Your source is to the software community as the boston strangler is to the sexy cheerleader home alone, naked.

      I refuse to pay a dime for your software until you lock it up TIGHT!

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    8. Re:smack my bitch up by reclusivemonkey · · Score: 1

      No, Ghandi's bullshit never achieved anything did it?

    9. Re:smack my bitch up by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Are you honestly so fucking stupid that you can't see the difference between mindless sloganeering and REAL actions?

      --
      'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
  22. First steps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    > Eric Raymond responds, saying the first steps Microsoft could > do are to open their file formats and support open standards."

    Actually, wouldn't a good first step be to stop calling us Communists?

    1. Re:First steps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, wouldn't a good first step be to stop calling us Communists?

      But in many ways that are good the OSS community does represent a sort of communist movement in the software world. We're not talking in the "Stalin killing all his enemies" sense, more in the "everybody benefitting from the progress made regardless of economic standing" sense. You know, the ideal form of communism that doesn't actually work for running a country. Seems to be doing alright on the software side, though.

      If you can just get away from the negative connotations that surround the word from the Cold War, you could probably take that label as a compliment. Though of course it wasn't meant that way :).

  23. Quick retraction after OSS community accepts by Nitroshock · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Eric Raymond responds, saying the first steps Microsoft could do are to open their file formats and support open standards" Response from Microsoft: Um, we wanted to build bridges that didn't involve contribution on our part.

    1. Re:Quick retraction after OSS community accepts by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, listening to all the blabber here, I know at least ONE side of this thing who is not interested in building any bridges, because it is not even interested in HEARING THE OTHER FUCKING SIDE OUT.
      Nice and cozy there, under your rock, ain't it?

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      This comment does not exist.
    2. Re:Quick retraction after OSS community accepts by koa · · Score: 1

      uhhh. dude..

      Fool me ONCE shame on YOU...

      Fool me TWICE shame on ME!

      Lots of history here, we have reason to be cautious.

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      ....move along....nothing to see here....
  24. Easy by truG33k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about following the RFC's to start. Once M$ adhears to the specs in RFC's devolpers will not longer have to alter RFC compliant code to be M$ compliant.

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    1. Re:Easy by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1, Interesting

      How about following the RFC's to start [with]. Once M$ adhears to the specs in RFC's devolpers will not longer have to alter RFC compliant code to be M$ compliant.

      Please implement the RFC entitled "English grammar: a proposal for a unified language" dated 1476. I'm having trouble decoding your proprietary file format.

      Oh, and I'll let you in on a little secret: saying "M$" was extremely funny in the early nineties...

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this a troll? The original poster writes like a pig on crack and he has the gall to call on people to follow standards...

    3. Re:Easy by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Considering spelling wasn't standardized at all in 1476, and I could easily see "not longer" appearing in Chaucer's work, I think he's following it rather well.

      --
      Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
  25. Holy Disengenuity Batman! by lheal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What a load of baloney!

    Microsoft wants to interoperate? Go ahead! Just quit *not* interoperating.

    Microsoft wants to reach out to the Open Source community? Uh, they really don't get it, do they. There aren't any leaders to reach out to! There are leaders, but it's not a labor union or a PTA.

    We'll judge you by your actions, not by what you say to our leaders.

    --
    Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
    1. Re:Holy Disengenuity Batman! by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      You don't have to "reach out" to a group by talking to the leaders. You can host open conferences, web-based forums, newsgroups, mailing lists, tour round user groups (or similar), etc, all without ever once needing to speak to a "leader".

    2. Re:Holy Disengenuity Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not reaching out for anything but our attention...to keep us distracted...and to fill the Slashdot front page with Microsoft articles. Seems to be working. On any given day I see 3 or 4 Microsoft stories on the front page here with lots of comments and very little real info.

    3. Re:Holy Disengenuity Batman! by aralin · · Score: 1

      They just want to know, what would be the things to do to interoperate better so they can make sure they will not do them by accident.

      --
      If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
    4. Re:Holy Disengenuity Batman! by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Maybe this means they won't use the word "communist" so often.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    5. Re:Holy Disengenuity Batman! by nametaken · · Score: 1

      I guess that depends on who they mean. If they're talking about major corps that support OSS, they might get a meeting. The problem is, I don't want anyone speaking for ME. Not RedHat, not Stallman, not anyone. None of them speak for me.

      Its my movement too, you know!

    6. Re:Holy Disengenuity Batman! by zotz · · Score: 1

      'all without ever once needing to speak to a "leader"'

      Unless their aim is to "buy" and corrupt or taint those leaders. (I am talking generalities here.)

      all the best,

      drew

      --
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    7. Re:Holy Disengenuity Batman! by TerminaMorte · · Score: 1


      There aren't any leaders to reach out to!



      And the next line?


      There are leaders, but it's not a labor union or a PTA.


      Which brings me to my next point: Don't do crack.

  26. Maybe the EU Threats are having an impact by BanjoBob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The European Union (EU) is after Microsoft in a big way. The EU wants them to enable operability with other systems. The timing is such that these may be interrelated.

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  27. ms_BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If they would only focus on producing a stable operating system, it would certainly be in the right direction!

  28. hmmmm by PhuckH34D · · Score: 1

    I'll bet that they just talk about random stuff and after that they go: "Uhm, now youre here, we have some bugs in our code. Mind to take a look?"

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    You're old school? I beta tested the motherf***ing abacus!
  29. Dark Vader offers olive branch to rebels by holyshitholyshit · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or shouldn't there be a little cause for suspicion?

    Microsoft is corrupt to the core and has been for decades now.

    They get $1.5 billion per year in tax breaks.
    They destroy or buy out any smaller competitors.
    They are aggressive supporters of software patents.
    They prefer to hire cheaper foreignors and send US workers to the unemployment office.

    What the heck! Do they think we're stupid?

    1. Re:Dark Vader offers olive branch to rebels by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is corrupt to the core and has been for decades now.

      No it's not.


      They get $1.5 billion per year in tax breaks.


      legally...

      They destroy or buy out any smaller competitors.

      legally, unless the U.S. starts putting the Sherman Act into action, which won't happen, because as it happens, it's the legislator in this country that eats in the corporate world's hand.

      They are aggressive supporters of software patents.

      I'll grant you that. But again, it's legal...

      They prefer to hire cheaper foreignors and send US workers to the unemployment office.

      That too is legal.

      So tell me, where exactly are Microsoft corrupt? They're devious, aggressive, immoral, borderline psychopath if you could compare a corporation to an individual, and monopolistic. They even were sentenced several times for violating the law, and settled many cases with other companies, but as far as I know, they're not corrupt.

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    2. Re:Dark Vader offers olive branch to rebels by nxtw · · Score: 1
      Are those characteristics of corrupt businesses? No! That's just what businesses DO. They are obligated to do what the shareholders want them to do -- profit. These qualities don't really make a business corrupt and, while there may be a cause for suspicion, this is definitely NOT it. While I disagree with software patents, that doesn't mean it's wrong or corrupt to support them. And as for hiring foreigners to fire Americans, I don't think Microsoft does that as much as some other companies. But buying out/destroying smaller competitors? THAT's what competing IS! As for tax breaks -- so what? A lot of corporations get tax breaks. The headquarters for one of FedEx's divisions got a ten-year tax break just for building in this suburb. $1.5 billion per year in tax breaks doesn't really mean much when you don't know how much they would pay in taxes otherwise.

      We live in a capitalist economy. Companies try to make as much money as possible. If you don't like that, fine, but that's the way that this part of the world works.

    3. Re:Dark Vader offers olive branch to rebels by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      That too is legal. So tell me, where exactly are Microsoft corrupt?

      "Corrupt" and "illegal" are not synonyms.

      --

      What would Lemmy do?

    4. Re:Dark Vader offers olive branch to rebels by m50d · · Score: 1

      Follow the money. It's always in the money. All the things you mention are to get the money. But if they can make money by doing the right thing, they won't hesitate to do it any more than they do about doing the things you list.

      --
      I am trolling
    5. Re:Dark Vader offers olive branch to rebels by spauldo · · Score: 1

      They paid $4,028,000,000US in 2004 according to their annual financial report. That's income taxes, not property or anything else, but usually that's the bulk of taxes anyway. See here for the financial statements page (if you're not familiar with corporate reports, it's in the income statement of the 2004 annual report - note numbers re in millions).

      Income before taxes was $12,196,000,000, so they paid approximately 33% in income taxes. Assuming the $1.5B tax break is from income taxes, with the supposed tax break they would have paid about 45%. That sounds pretty high though - I'd imagine there's a cap somewhere below that, so probably a lot of that is in other forms of taxes such as property tax and whatnot.

      $1.5 billion in tax cuts is pretty significant, if it's true. After all, only $1.7B was paid out in dividends. Not that I agree with the original poster on that point - you're right, the purpose of a corporation is to support its shareholders.

      However, I think that the best interests of microsoft's shareholders (as a group) are certainly not the best interests of the OSS community. Corrupt was the wrong word to use, but the general idea that dealing with microsoft is hazardous at best is pretty justifiable. Look at how that worked out for many of their past partners they felt threatened by.

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      Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
    6. Re:Dark Vader offers olive branch to rebels by Hellburner · · Score: 1

      Luke: I don't believe it!

      "Companies try to make as much money as possible. If you don't like that, fine, but that's the way that this part of the world works."

      Yoda: That is why you fail.

    7. Re:Dark Vader offers olive branch to rebels by holyshitholyshit · · Score: 1

      Just because something is legal doesn't make it ethical. The Nazis LEGALLY killed 6 million Jews after all.

  30. Can you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Embrace and extend? I knew you could.

  31. One room by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
    They get them all in one room ?

    uh oh

    btw, great movie :)

  32. Reminds me of someone else.... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "I will reach across the aisle, and I will listen and work together..."

    Um, yeah. When's that starting again?

    Actions always speak louder than words, in both cases.

  33. Why not The Bocchicchio Family ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hostages to ensure no harm befalls the participants. From an analysis of the Godfather:

    http://www2.owen.vanderbilt.edu/mike.shor/courses/ game-theory/docs/lectures078/Godfather.html

  34. Microsoft KNOWS what to do by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 1

    They know perfectly what they've to do: Open the source as much as you can, open the standards, play nice with your competitors

    This is just free advertisement. They know perfectly what to do. They can hire people who can tell them what to do.

  35. I can just imagine by techguy911 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How this discussion will go...
    MSFT: What can we do to better interoperate with OSS?
    OSS: How about allowing Office to work with OSS file formats, or use an open standard that other programs can interoperate with.
    MSFT: Um, uhh, We'll get back to you on that one. What else?
    OSS: How about using standard video file formats such as MPG instead of the perverted version of MPG called WMA that only works with WMP.
    MSFT: Uh, ehh, I don't think so! Anything else?
    OSS: Well, how about using a file system that is open, publishing your own, or working with OSS file systems.
    MSFT: This is crazy! I'm outta here!

  36. We did something like that this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft, it's called an intervention.

  37. Very Inaccurate Title by NatteringNabob · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, I RTFA, and this is one of the most misleading titles I've seen in a long time. Microsoft explicitly states that they think their arsenal of software patents is a fine thing and they aren't willing to give up the right to sue. And if they aren't willing to give that up, what is there to discuss? In addition, there isn't anything that requires discussion. If Microsoft was really interested in wokring with the FOSS community, I'm sure there is somebody in their army of lawyers that could figure out how to write a royalty free non-discriminatory patent license that was compatible with the GPL. There is no need to discuss this with anybody, they can 'just do it'. The fact that they chose instead to have one of their lawyers give a content free, buzzword compliant speech tells us all we need to know about Microsoft's olive branch; the only thing they are interested in using it for is to poke people in the eye with it so they don't notice the sledgehammer they are holding in the other hand.

    1. Re:Very Inaccurate Title by Burz · · Score: 1

      MS is getting hit with some very big patent lawsuits. Enough to have Gates mewling about "the need for change" in patent system.

      Maybe this invitation is about more than their file formats problem in the EU. They may ask these FOSS fellas to advocate a patent-reform initiative that MS has dreamed up.

      Now THAT would get our FOSS pals salivating...

    2. Re:Very Inaccurate Title by TerminaMorte · · Score: 1

      the only thing they are interested in using it for is to poke people in the eye with it so they don't notice the sledgehammer they are holding in the other hand.

      Did anyone else just have a vision of Gates prancing around like a fairy, holding a giant hammer in one hand and an olive branch in the other, poking hippies in the eyes while dodging a hail of flowers?

      Anyone? No?

      *glances at his bottle of cough syrup*

    3. Re:Very Inaccurate Title by torokun · · Score: 1

      What's the problem? The problem is that Microsoft wants to make money, and anything that the OSS community would ask them for is basically going to get them less money.

      File format lock-in is one BIG reason that people don't want to switch. There are many other forms of inertia as well, but it is clearly in MS's interest to increase inertia and decrease use of open standards, for the most part.

      If MS cares about its investors, it should be trying to make them some money. In fact, I would say that opening its file formats should be a real issue to those investors. Unless the argument is made that it's a PR investment, MS should not open their formats any more than their users actually demand for their daily workflow...

  38. Pattern of Conduct by Thunderstruck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The typical MS pattern is this: Make it easier to accomplish your goal with our software and the competition dies. Make it easier to just use our browser and netscape dies. Make it easier to use our word processor and Word Perfect dies.

    Now take all these OSS groups. Many programmers want lots of people to use their software. They work for free, but they still get credit. Microsoft can give them all the credit in the world. All they have to do is bow down and worship ... wait... all they have to do is write software for Windows. Do this, and the competitor (Linux) will die.

    --
    Trying to use sarcasm in text-based forums does not work.
    1. Re:Pattern of Conduct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they bought word perfect, and then ignored it until it died..?

    2. Re:Pattern of Conduct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in this case. Which, I think, is the point. Open source will never die due to it's very nature.

  39. Whoa by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 0

    All this stuff about Microsoft... It's scaring me
    So they've finally realized that in order to survive they have to cooperate?

    1. Re:Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      From what I've read about their corporate culture, they'd have to undergo the equivalent of a civil war internally to change significantly. It seems their whole business model is founded on being the best assholes in the world.

  40. Don't do it! by Fratz · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Let me get this straight - they're asking their competitors (the OSS community) what could be done to enable better interoperation between MS and OSS? Does it occur to anyone that the negation of the answers provides MS with a roadmap of how to best avoid interoperation?

    Why would any company ask its competition how they could get along better, if the real motivation wasn't to be more competitive? Am I missing something?

    --
    -- Fratz, human
    1. Re:Don't do it! by m50d · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can see the day when they're no longer the monopoly and are preparing for it. Picture MS with 40% marketshare and no interoperability - you can only trade MS documents with other MS users, etc. If you use MS you're locking out many of your potential customers, but their office suite etc. is more featureful, so for some people it's worth it. Now picture MS with 40% marketshare and the ability to read/write the standard file formats everyone uses. You just choose on the features of the program, which they are ahead in, so you decide whether you can afford it. Which position do you think they'd rather be in?

      --
      I am trolling
    2. Re:Don't do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on the reaction here to things like proprietary formats, Palladium, and DRM, I'd say Microsoft already has a handle on what to do in order to avoid interoperation. This meeting sounds like PR to soften their Evil Monopolist image more than anything else. Sitting down and having a nice little chat with the other side doesn't put them under any obligation to actually make any changes in the way they do things afterwards.

    3. Re:Don't do it! by zotz · · Score: 1

      "Does it occur to anyone that the negation of the answers provides MS with a roadmap of how to best avoid interoperation?"

      [Evil Grin] OK, so can we give them answers such that when they negate them and implement them, it will break their software/business?

      Just kidding. [Evil Grin] Or am I?

      all the best,

      drew

      --
      FreeMusicPush If you want to see more Free Music made, listen to Free
  41. The revenge of the sick by Ray+Alloc · · Score: 1

    Well, the first step in a good interoperative environment would obviously be for M$ to respect the standards, and not trying tirelessly to "embrace and extend" everything in sight.
    Unless this is done, any meeting is simply doomed to be fruitless.

  42. Uh-oh.. by vmfedor · · Score: 1

    You're kidding me, right? OSS and Microsoft actually working anything out? Keep an eye on the news, there's gonna be a lot of people dead in Cambridge.

    --

    I like my women how I like my sugar.. granulated.

  43. We DO support open standards by Tiger4 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "saying the first steps Microsoft could do are to open their file formats and support open standards."

    MS does support open standards. They can read and write to them just fine. They just like to "enhance" them, and "innovate" to add functionality that, sadly, leaves open software hopelessly out of date and incompatible.

    If you want full featured software, come over to the dar..., uh, our side of the street.

    --
    Behold, this dreamer cometh. Come now, and let us slay him... and we shall see what will become of his dreams.
  44. Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who wants to bet Apple's PR successes with OSS were the driving factor here?

    Tiger _just_ shipped, and Apple has developmental momentum like MS can't believe. A lot of that is due largely in part to Apple's support of OSS, and the OSS community's willingness to let Apple use their products under the terms and bylaws of their relig...err, license of choice.

    Now Longhorn, as it always has been, is at least a year away, and MS wants to play ball with the nebulous "enemy" that they've only previously only at first ignored, then derided and insulted in public (using terms like "viral"), then FUDded the hell out of them. I don't buy the coincidence of MS's sudden about-face and Apple's continued "media darling" status that it gains partially in thanks to OSS.

    If anything, I think MS is still looking for real weaknesses in the OSS community, and maybe talking to the people that matter in that community can help them to figure that out. At the very least, they make waves and give the illusion of activity.

  45. Sounds like Braveheart: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Slaves are made in such ways. The last time Microsoft spoke of peace I was a boy. And many OSS nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by him under a flag of truce to a barn, where he had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember Microsoft's notion of peace." -- William Wallace

    1. Re:Sounds like Braveheart: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, I was going to post that. 13 minutes late.

  46. Dudas: patent filing more important than invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this week's hearing, Dudas said that the patent law should be changed to award a patent to the first person to file a claim. The current rules allow patents to be granted to the first person who devised the invention.

    I had to glance at the date to be sure it's not April 1st. Nope, it's not.

    Dudas is simply a moron.

  47. Chainsaw behind the back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is still hanging on to their software patents, which they could use against OSS.

    Microsoft: olive branch in one hand, chainsaw in the other.

    Aren't they playing nice?

  48. Army of Darkness quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "It's a trick!.... Get an axe."

    --Ash

    Yes, it's redundant, but it bears repeating. This is obviously an attempt at co-opting the movement.

  49. I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you have 3 or 4 accounts like this? Is this from some obscure Flash animation or something?

  50. Re:Darth Vader offers olive branch to rebels by PhuckH34D · · Score: 2, Funny

    *shhh* Linus, *shhhh* I am your father *shhhh*

    --
    You're old school? I beta tested the motherf***ing abacus!
  51. Maybe not leaders, per se... by winkydink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but there are a number of people in the community who hold a lot of power to persuade and influence.

    Remember, you only need consensus, not unanimity.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:Maybe not leaders, per se... by Spoing · · Score: 1
      but there are a number of people in the community who hold a lot of power to persuade and influence.

      Yes. They do it with actions. There are hundreads of people in influential positions only because they have gained those positions and respect because of what they do. If any of them suddenly get brain tumors and act out of character ... repeatedly ... others will replace them.

      Remember, you only need consensus, not unanimity.

      It's not a democracy, it's a meritocracy with a large trust component. That's why companies are not trusted (a company isn't a person) though people who act in positive ways usually are. Usually...with specific exceptions.

      If one or more individuals start towing the Microsoft line -- or any corporate line -- they risk the loss of that trust. Microsoft has shown decisively that they can not be trusted as a company. Microsoft has continually back stabbed other groups and corporations and have done so whenever it suits Microsoft's own purposes. They are only nice till there is a clean way to take over what former or current partners own; they grow to fill all available space and consider nearly all other groups to be threats or markets.

      People on the Microsoft payroll are tainted by the association even if they are as individuals worthy of trust and respect and they perform good acts. This is unfortunate, though Microsoft is not a company to get chummy with so distrust is nearly always a smart option with any Microsoft representitive or MS inititive.

      Don't get me wrong. I'm as pro-business as they come. My concern with corporate involvement is that the motivations for that involvement have to be in clear view and not ambigious. I wouldn't have a corporation to corporation agreement where the details weren't clear and I didn't know why my partners were likely to do -- or not do -- what I expect them to do.

      Sun's involvement with OpenOffice.org is to attack Microsoft. That should be clear to anyone.

      IBM's involvement with Eclipse is to grow the service sector and not to loose control entirely to Microsoft; it's better to join in the chaos than it is to gain stability through the efforts of an enemy.

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      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
  52. Haha! An Excellent Strategy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bonjour! Velkomen to the latest Linux Strategy Secret Planning Lair Thing!

    Today, we have another cunning plan to finally defeat the evil Micro$oft and their armies of inexplicable popularity! Listen carefully my tuxian friends, this will blow your minds:

    We take out every Microsoft employees, one by one.

    Sure, some will call it terrorism. But really, locking people in a room with ESR while he rants about how the Ay-rabs and homo-queers are trying to take away his preeeecious guns is more like... fear motivated coerced action. All it will take is fifteen hours of ESR going on about he is the greatest haxor 3v4r and those minions of the evil overload will be crying into their tele-tubby start buttons.

    Finally! We are at the dawn of a new age. Soon the plebs will stop downloading Gator shite and awake to the new age - spending their weekends installing experimental kernel patches that half-enable hardware they don't actually have.

  53. Partners by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

    Give Microsoft a break! They just want to chat to them, see if they can get some partnerships going. All they want to do is treat a few selected OSS individuals just like they treat their business partners.

    (heh heh heh)

  54. Eric Raymond? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does anybody listen to Eric Raymond anymore?

    First of all, he's a pompous asshole who thinks he's far more important than he actually is--he openly brags about being part of an 'inner cadre of open-source hackers responsible for keeping the Internet going', presumably because he wrote the worthless and inferior fetchmail (which is an awful monstrocity that nobody uses; fetchmail also happens to be the only program he's ever written that isn't a silly 'toy' program most real coders would be ashamed of, e.g. hexdump).

    And, if you've ever looked at fetchmail's source code, you'd know he's a piss poor programmer as well.

    Free software and OSS will achieve mainstream status only after Eric Raymond is publicly shamed and shunned by every other major free software and OSS advocate out there...

  55. "A Rising Tide... and Barriers to Entry" by mcdtracy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsft has been characterized by their actions over the years as predatory... even when it hurt the bottom line. They would target and squash a company just because they could... because they relished a cutthroat style of competition to get motivated.

    If I could get an ear within MS I'd try to get them to admit to themselves that the Internet made them more money and the Internet was entirely structured from Open Standards... ethernet, TCP/IP, sockets, HTML over HTTP and on and on... They profitted enormously from NOT fighting these standards... no dial-up MSN only.

    The reason for this is the Rising Tide effect.
    More investment is poured into a market and most companies benefit in some ratio to their marketshare... there's some shifting but the big winners accelerate adoption and don't fight the new standards that are causing the explosive growth.

    Microsoft saw the benefits and only tried minor hacks to the standards (DHTML for example).

    When microsoft realizes that having your only significant competitor cost almost nothing they should have the next big Eureka moment. The way to destroy the Sun, HP, and IBM Unix businesses is to accelerate the enterprise adoption of Linux.

    Oracle got it... if they spend less on Sun, HP and IBM hardware they have more budget for our products... duh. IT budgets are finite... growth comes from getting more of the budget.

    Sun, HP and IBM could be effectively driven out of the Enterprise software business. Enterprise deployments of big applications goes crazy based upon new cost models and Microsoft's boat rises on that new high tide.

    The logical extension is commercial Linux versions of their higher margin products (MS SQL, Visual Studio) and even more growth as a company when
    the only other significant alternative is an OSS project with little revenue to help it compete for Enterprise requirements.

    That's what I might tell this guy to explain to Bill gates and Bill of course would sob gently...
    "You mean we've already won? There's no one left to kill? Just mine the veins we already own?."
    Well... there is Oracle still.

    Bill will likely develop an interest in politics where dirty tricks still mean something.

    McD

  56. two things by ummit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All cynicism and paranoia aside, if Microsoft is serious about wanting to interoperate (with anybody, not just the FOSS community), here's the input I'd give them:

    1. Use open standards, and don't try to subvert them with little "improvements" so that they don't interoperate except with MS software any more.
    2. Don't gratuitously invent your own closed or encumbered standards and then try to get them accepted as industry standards.
    3. Stop giving the impression (and remember that actions speak louder than words) that your primary goal is to require everyone in the world to use Microsoft software, and to make it frustrating or impossible to use anything else.
    My 3 cents.
  57. Bizzaro world by jpmorgan · · Score: 1
    What is this, bizzaro world? Where Apple is evil and Microsoft the good guy?

    Someone hold me, I'm scared...

  58. If 'embrace' and 'extend' isn't familiar ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent is referring to:

    Embrace, Extend, Eliminate

    One thing that comes immediately to mind is Microsoft's attempt to subvert Java. They Embraced Java. They Extended Java such at to make the 'official' version of Java incapable of running scripts created with Microsoft tools. The next step was to Eliminate Sun Java. The wheels fell off the plan though. Sun took Microsoft to court and got an injunction.

    Maybe someone can supply some more examples.

  59. Did they volunteer to bring the Koolaid? by expro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, what could be wrong with that?

    Name a good software company that has had a serious relationship with Microsoft as a competitor and has come off better over a 5-year period as a result of trying to cooperate with them (OK, IBM lasted a bit longer, but most are dead).

    IBM has demonstrated any number of ways of showing some level of cooperation with the open or free software communities. Apple, too, has earned some good karma, basing their OS and browser on open code and architecture, even if they keep a lot proprietary. Sun has been involved as well, and it hasn't kept them from keeping other things private. So why can't Microsoft think of something like most other major companies have, without calling a conference of competitors that sounds too much like looking for a target to attack, much like SCO's supposed invitation to IBM and the open source community to sit down and work things out?

    Stop being so evil. Microsoft has enough money in the bank to be able to afford business ethics and earn trust.

    1. Re:Did they volunteer to bring the Koolaid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Err, Microsoft saved Apple's ass in the late 90s. Sure, MS needed them around as proof of "competition", but let's not kid ourselves - Mac is definitely better off because of Microsoft's cooperation with them and their pledge to create products like Mac Office (which, I might add, work WAY better than their windows counterparts.)

    2. Re:Did they volunteer to bring the Koolaid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there's one. But you might want to ask yourself where they might be if no for earlier 'partnerships.'

  60. Please be serious by mollog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How insincere can Microsoft be? They don't need to sit down with anybody. All they need to do is publish their specifications for the API to their operating system. This claim that they want to 'find common ground' could hardly be more insincere.

    When they're ready to cut the BS and be serious, all they have to do is publish their API. After that, let's talk.

    --
    Best regards.
    1. Re:Please be serious by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      You sir, should speak more often

      --
      The system had the verbosity of HTML combined with all the readability of compiled assembly viewed as bitmap images
  61. But this isn't Vlad .... by taniwha · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's their head lawyer (clue the sharks with lasers comments) - which is in itself quite scary - think about what he does all day and why he might care - I suggest we send a couple of IBMs 'Nazagul' along just make sure we know what's really up

    1. Re:But this isn't Vlad .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's their head lawyer (clue the sharks with lasers comments) You looking for "cue" there, buddy?

    2. Re:But this isn't Vlad .... by McGarnacle · · Score: 1

      And you're apparently looking for one of these: '\n',
      and also one of these: </i>.

      Ol' buddy ol' pal.

      --

      I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!

  62. Nah, it's just a velour by sesaetaen · · Score: 1

    ..coated tin-foil hat :]

  63. Apparently they don't listen too well.... by r_jensen11 · · Score: 0

    Open standards are kind of key. Maybe if they worked with the Samba team, they'd get a better reputation with the open-source community.

  64. In unrelated news by zerojoker · · Score: 3, Funny

    it was reported Eric Raymond was seen buying a "No, I will not fix your Windows" t-shirt...

  65. Start with Openness by FrankSchwab · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You want to work with the Open Source community? Fine. Show us your openness. Tell us about your relationship with SCO. That'll be one big test of their willingness.

    --
    And the worms ate into his brain.
  66. wow ... by w98 · · Score: 1
    including the OSS community

    I guess this means that since hell has officially frozen over, I can start betting money on the Toronto Blue Jays again ...

  67. 3 things: by Southpaw018 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    -Stop saying OSS is Communist
    -Full CSS2/XHTML 1.1 in IE7 with no proprietary extensions
    -As stated, open the file formats.

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    ACs are modded -6. I don't read you, I don't mod you, I don't see you. Don't like it? Don't be a coward.
    1. Re:3 things: by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      They can also expect the OSS community to cooperate more if they released the source. And no, I'm not talking about their stupid "Shared Source" initiative that's anything but open source.

      Seriously, I don't understand why they're even asking this when they're doing little to even try.

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  68. Second Glance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody wants to say "I told you so," and make rude comments.

    The OSS Community needs to seriously look at both the legal and long term ramifications of this.

    Dont for a second forget all their tactics, ( such as the pollute and dillute ). They are RUTHLESS. Even if no stratjey they have tried before worked, they ONLY INTEREST IS MAKING MONEY AND PROTECTING THEM SELVES. Its not inhearntly evil, its just plain business. Look for something new in their strajety, and WHEN YOU HAVE THEM BY THE B*LLS, THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS WILL FOLLOW. Just make sure you have them by the b*lls first.

    Donald Becker should chair this for OSS. He dosent like anyone. Hed be perfect. They could never bribe him. ( old M$ tactic ).

  69. Hey by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    I saw this episode of scooby-doo. Velma says "No, RMS, Eric Raymond, Bruce Perens, don't do it, it's a trap!"

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    FLR
    1. Re:Hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that the one where, at the end, Steve Ballmer says "And I would have succeeded too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

  70. What about HTML with CSS that conforms. by expro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you include ignoring the standard definition and doing whatever you please, yes, they read it. By that definition, my toaster reads it, too.

    Do you really think they wanted to control the browser market for any purpose than to destroy it, because it was free and open?

    Unfortunately for them, even after abandoning their users and code base for several years after they thought their opposition was dead, they find they have to come back to it once in a while.

    If they would implement and support W3C and other standards, as well as reputable browser vendors do, it would be a start.

  71. Fuck open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't do it

  72. ONE BIG THING!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SIR: You, of course are insightfull and brillant.

    OPEN THE FILE FORMATS!!!!

    and sugar on top!
    Full CSS2/XHTML 1.1 in IE7 with no proprietary extensions!!!!!
    and stop LYING that were communists. We are GEEKS.
    live with it.

  73. Famous quote... by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

    "Money talks, Bullshit walks."

    --
    Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
  74. Ooo! A Partnership? by ewhac · · Score: 1
    Hmm. Sounds like Microsoft is offering to get into "partnership" with OSS, thereby leveraging their respective core competencies to achieve market synergy and better computing products and services for everyone.

    Yeah, right.

    Just ask any company that has "partnered" with Microsoft how well it's worked out for them. The list of mangled corpses is long and grotesque indeed.

    Interoperating with OSS is no secret. Read the RFCs, download the sources, and knock yourself out. An ersatz "partnership" is not required.

    I say ignore them.

    Schwab

  75. MS please read this by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Dear Microsoft,

    Via your general counsel, you say you want to use patents to "stimulate and share innovation with others". You don't need patents to do that: Just open-source your tech, and then make profits by selling support a-la-RedHat.

    You also talk about patent reform and say that "the U.S. needs to move to a first-to-file system so that like everywhere else the first person to file an application gets the award rather than it going to the first to invent it". Right now if I publish my invention without patenting it, you cannot claim patent rights to it. However, under a first-to-file system, you would be able to patent anything I ever invented as long as it isn't patented by me or anyone else. Thanks, but we don't need this kind of "patent reform".

  76. trying to pull a sybase? by tota · · Score: 1
    maybe they are just up to their old tricks, kinda what they did to sybase: sure we can co-operate on a new integrated database for windows... and later on walk off with the code.


    Except that I can't see how that would work as long as we stick with the GPL. Maybe that's what they want to discuss, that we replace the GPL by shared source, what a great idea.

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  77. Check Old New Thing by geo.georgi · · Score: 1
  78. This Is What Our Congress Thinks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    FTFA: "...The [patent] law is fundamentally sound and works well...."

    Yeah, it works well if your a member of the Billionare club, Incoporated. For example, ACME Deep Pocket Company is awarded an invalid software patent. Small Startup Company is taken to court by ACME Deep Pocket Company. How can Small Startup Company afford the lengthy litigation costs even when they're in the right? They have to cave in. The legal system supports Might Is Right in this respect.

    1. Re:This Is What Our Congress Thinks? by ewhac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, [patent law] works well if your a member of the Billionare club, Incoporated.

      Actually, the statement is mostly correct; the law itself is mostly just fine. What's horribly broken is the patent examination and granting process. The examiners have done a shameful job in maintaining the integrity of patents by allowing patents on trivial "inventions" or re-purposing of existing inventions; by allowing patents that do not fully describe how to re-implement the claimed invention(s); and by allowing patents that are nearly unreadable with legalese and deliberately vague language.

      Fix the examination and approval process, and the patent system will almost certainly sort itself out again without any legislative changes.

      Schwab

    2. Re:This Is What Our Congress Thinks? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fix the examination and approval process, and the patent system will almost certainly sort itself out again without any legislative changes.

      Doubtful.

      Forget about silly patents. A big problem with patents today is cross-licensing and patent-pooling. In a nutshell it works like this:

      Big companies join together in "co-ompetition" and pool their patents, if a company want access to any of their patents the price of entrance is that the new company's patents go into the patent pool and are all automatically cross-licensed to other poolers.

      Enter little guy with a great idea. He patents it. But in order to implement the patent and manufacture a product using it, it just so happens that he needs to license a minor patent in one of these patent pools. It also turns out that at least one member of that pool is a potential competitor.

      So now the little guy is stuck in a catch-22 - the only guarantee of profitability for his new business is the exclusive right to sell products based on his patented idea. But in order to produce those products, he must give up the exclusivity of his patent protection to his biggest potential competitors.

      The only reasonable way out is to outright sell his patent to a big company that is already a member of the aforementioned patent pool, probably the one most likely to compete with him. Obviously the fact that he can't make use of the patent himself means that its value on the open market is greatly reduced, and once a great behemoth of a company gets ahold of the patent who knows how well it be implemented or sat on completely forgotten during the next corporate layoff. So, neither the creator nor society in general benefits much at all in this scenario.

      Is it a common scenario? I've been told it is, but I really don't know. It certainly sounds plausible enough what with all the media coverage of patents and patent pools in the last 10 years or so.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    3. Re:This Is What Our Congress Thinks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's called a denial of service attack.

      Let's say that a company files a billion patents. How much time do you think each of those patents would receive if the USPTO has only 7000 employees.

      The number isn't quite so high in terms of patents filed, but it's not too far from that number.

  79. Microsoft goons.... by pg110404 · · Score: 1

    mostly come out at night......Mostly...

  80. Turns out there are leaders.... by saleenS281 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And they're the only ones that matter to microsoft. Does microsoft care if joe coder makes his own O/S? Hell no. Microsoft cares about IBM, and SUSE, and REDHAT, people who can actually give major corporations support. I hate to break it to you, but your local DMV isn't switching to Gentoo anytime soon, because... taht's right... they want support. And any *open source* company that's offering support has a leader. And THOSE are the only people Microsoft REALLY cares about.

  81. Hidden motives by slasho81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wanting to meet in order to better interoperate with OSS sounds too vague to me.

    Am I being paranoid, or are there hidden motives? What are they?

  82. this sounds like a case of... by distantbody · · Score: 1

    ...desperate times, desperate measures. i dont think its unfair to say that as linux slowly becomes more popular and MS's main competitor releases a very good OS (OSX tiger), that MS might be worried about its place in the market. Who knows maybe in ten years time Microsoft wont exist...stranger things have happened. {{I love a good Troll thought the woods. mod me down you know you want to.}}

  83. what about the court ruling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wasn't there a court ruling (in EU) that they HAVE to open up their file formats? seem to recall reading something about that quite a few times...

  84. Progressing through the 5 stages by Anthony+Liguori · · Score: 1

    I remember many years ago when Microsoft first started acknowledging Linux as a threat someone posted on Slashdot drawing a parrallel between the 5 stages of grief and Microsoft's approach to Open Source. The similiarity is scary.

    Denial
    You all might not remember this, but Microsoft reps used to pretend to know even know what Linux was in front of the press (while internal memos were circulating about it).

    Anger
    Most remember that Microsoft took a very hostile position toward Linux saying all sorts of things about communism, terrorism, etc. They've admitted they were wrong about this campaign.

    Bargaining
    I think this is where we are now.

    Depression
    Something tells me if Longhorn flops, Microsoft's not going to be a very nice place to be at.

    Acceptance
    OpenWindows in 2010? Who knows. Would you have expected OpenSolaris in 2005 back in 2000?

    1. Re:Progressing through the 5 stages by SunFan · · Score: 1

      OpenWindows in 2010? Who knows. Would you have expected OpenSolaris in 2005 back in 2000?

      Sun beat Microsoft to the OpenWindows bit already... But seriously, I think the migration of Sun and IBM to OSS operating systems is inevitable, because paying for software that is always evolving gets really old after a while. Now, I just download the software from Sun as much as I like, but have the option of paying them annually for real-person support contracts.

      The constant evolution of software is evident in that I'm running brand-spanking-new Solaris 10 on an old Sun Ultra workstation. I couldn't imagine using Solaris 2.5 or Solaris 2.6 today, which would have shipped new on that same workstation.

      --
      -- Microsoft is the most expensive commodity operating system and office suite vendor in the marketplace.
  85. I call bullshit. by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    The only reason Microsoft wants to have this discussion with open-source leaders is so that they can document it all and then fire off another anti-open-source campaign about all the unreasonable, anti-capitalist, anti-copyright demands that the open-source community expects from Microsoft.

    Anyone who honestly believes that Microsoft's executives is having a change of heart and really wants to work with the open-source world is crazy.

  86. Braveheart? by MuckSavage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this like the scene in the beginning of Braveheart when the English King invited the nobles to a meeting, and then hung them all?

    1. Re:Braveheart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that is exactly what this is. You couldn't pay me enough to trust Microsoft. Seems they are getting scared.

    2. Re:Braveheart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how many open source people belong to the nobility anyway...? On the other hand, Bill Gates is a knight now. Not really king, but close enough. :-)

  87. How about helping .GNU & Mono? by Pete+Brubaker · · Score: 1

    I'm not a fan of Java, and will probably get flamed for saying that, but I am a fan of C#. It would be totally awesome to be able to write multi-platform compatable applications in C# without even thinking about it. So that's my vote. Start there!

    --
    What's a sig? Pete Brubaker
  88. Flashbacks to The Godfather by Spacepup · · Score: 1

    Microsoft: Yous guys, yous don't know hows this bussiness is run.

    *Big guy with a club steps out of the shadows*

    Microsoft: Were gonna be nice, and teach yous how the software bussiness works. ... Yeah I see that totatly happening.

  89. It's Longhorn, Stupid! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think everyone is missing it. Longhorn had finally broken down to the point where Bill Gates is getting desperate for a real fix. He's looking for a new kernal for Longhorn, that's why he's turning to OSS. If it works for Apple, it should work for Microsoft.

    The only drawback is that there's nothing to preventing the new kernal from segfaulting when it see all the legacy Windows code it has to run. There's only so much you can do with OSS.

    1. Re:It's Longhorn, Stupid! by Derleth · · Score: 1
      The only drawback is that there's nothing to preventing the new kernal from segfaulting when it see all the legacy Windows code it has to run. There's only so much you can do with OSS.

      WINE seems to do okay with the code in and of itself. It doesn't emulate all of the APIs it needs to, but that wouldn't be a problem if MS itself was designing the system.

      MS needs something like WINE or even Bochs if it wants Longhorn to be anything more than XP with a few new features and subtly different theme. Windows 95-era code cannot be trusted to run on the bare OS: It needs to be fooled completely and kept inside a small sandbox. Mutilating Longhorn's security model to keep SimCity and MSIE 3.0 happy will just ensure future security nightmares.

      It might be better if MS does like Apple did when it moved from 68000-model CPUs to the PPC chips: Treat the old machine code as bytecode and run it inside a VM that hosts its own OS.

      --
      How can you use my intestines as a gift? -Actual Hong Kong subtitle.
  90. This is their carrot... by SunFan · · Score: 1


    Watch out for the big pointy stick!

    --
    -- Microsoft is the most expensive commodity operating system and office suite vendor in the marketplace.
  91. Leaders??? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What are these leader things? What makes OSS strong is the lack of a formal leadership. Nobody has a mandate to speak for anyone else.

    Microsoft cannot get the OSS community to agree to anything. They can't say: "Do xxx we have a signed agreement from your CEO".

    Even Linus can only speak for 10% or so of the Linux code base.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Leaders??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started wondering.. How is it possible that there are so many OSS developers? It's not like we are the best to reproduce or even get a girlfriend.

    2. Re:Leaders??? by sydb · · Score: 1

      Of course the Free Software movement has leaders.

      Leadership isn't about speaking for other people. It's about having principles and goals, seeing, over the longer term, threats to them and opportunities to further them, setting out your position publicly so that you can garner support from the wider community. But the necessary and sufficient act of leadership is getting large numbers of people to behave in a way that furthers your cause.

      Consider RMS, ESR, Perens and Linus.

      You cannot argue that RMS is not a leader. He built a movement to stave off the threat he saw to the freedom of programmers, a very successful movement. He has many supporters across the world. He is principled and consistent. His personality isn't to everyone's taste but that suggests he is all the more worthy of the title leader - his message gets through in spite of the hostility he sometimes attracts.

      You could argue about Perens and Raymond. One thing's for sure, everyone says "Open Source", so they have led the masses ergo they must be leaders. However, I don't think they can be said to have inspired a movement like Stallman has. I consider them more activists than leaders, but they do lead at times. I think ESR has tarnished his image through lack of modesty - witness CML, a solution looking for a problem which he pushed for months and spectacularly failed to get anyone to care about, despite his self-proclaimed mastery of social engineering. Perens avoids this sort of behaviour and I think he gets more respect. Anyway this comment isn't supposed to be about my feelings for the individuals.

      Linus leads the Linux development effort, and he sets an example in his industriousness and care for quality. People follow him. He may not set out a rounded philosophy but he leads by action, which appeals to many people.

      I don't know where you got the idea that leadership was about representation. Self-promoters may pander to the public's base instincts in order to be popular but that's not leadership, it's western-style democracy.

      So no, your post is not 5, Insightful, but 1, Overrated. I have mod points but I'd rather engage your intellect than slap you down.

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    3. Re:Leaders??? by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      One small typo in your comment, which I've corrected:

      One thing's for sure, everyone says "Open Source", so they have misled the masses ergo they must be leaders.

      Learn not to mix terminology (Open Source Software/Free Software) so loosely.

    4. Re:Leaders??? by sydb · · Score: 1

      Are you spoiling for a fight? I put it in quotes for a reason. I was going to say I don't like the term but that would have been two unnecessary tangents in one post. The one about the ESR and Perens personalities was enough.

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
  92. This is rediculous by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    This probably has little to do with "interoperability." Wanna know how to get Windows to work with OSS? Look at the source. Hell, it's OPEN! That's, oddly enough, what the OPEN in Open Source Software is.

  93. Warriors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Come out and Playyyaayyyyyyyyy!!

  94. Isn't this a little late.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. for an April fools joke? Microsoft to work with the OSS community? Surely, you jest.

  95. Three little pigs by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

    Tired of all that huffing and puffing, the big bad wolf decided to try another approach.

  96. Pee wee by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    Microsoft "working with it's competitors" - that just isn't realistic, it would be kinda like the Goatse man getting a job as a children's TV presenter.

    You mean like Pee Wee "jack off in a theater" Herman, aka Paul Reubens?

  97. normal MS mode of operations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they have strong competition, they do one of these sit-downs, get the other side to share key information, then share nothing in return.

  98. Danger! by wakejagr · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    At this week's hearing, Dudas said that the patent law should be changed to award a patent to the first person to file a claim. The current rules allow patents to be granted to the first person who devised the invention.

    WTF? This is expected to make the current patent problems better?

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    Don't save Windows XP! http://www.petitiononline.com/jjw1xp/petition.html
  99. It's their second attempt by paj1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is a first-hand account of Microsoft's earlier effort in London, UK. Look for the great quote from Debian's Philip Hands at the end of the article.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/28/ms_mugs_th e_facts/

  100. Microsoft can foot the airfares and venue costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure we can talk!!

    They're gonna have to get a pretty big room and a lot of chairs....

  101. (Offtopic - rice_burners_suck please read) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm interested in those PA-RISC systems in your sig. My email is (vincey37) (at) (gmail.com)

    Thanks

  102. Hmmmm..reminds me of Braveheart by Danathar · · Score: 1

    --Tin hat on--

    I have this strange recollection of Edward I calling the scottish nobles into a hut and then blocking the door and then burning down the hut.....

    --Tin hat off--

  103. WRONG by ChiChiCuervo · · Score: 1

    You pronounced it wrong. Everyone knows...

    IT'S A TWAP!!!

    1. Re:WRONG by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 1

      It's more like "ITSH A TWAP!"

  104. So let me get this straight... by AbraCadaver · · Score: 1

    Ballmer: "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches."

    Ballmer: "Linux is communist..."

    Ballmer: "Um... Ok, Linux, I was really just kidding about that communist cancer bit... really! Guys? Hello??"

    I think the first thing MS should do, if they want a sit-down, is mandate that Ballmer gets a new name - "asshat".

    I mean, really - it would creep me out to have Ballmer do a 180 and give the "developers" speach about open source...

    Ballmer: "Open source. Open source. open source! OPEN SOURCE! OPEN SOURCE! OPEN SOURCE..."

    Besides, we already have Stallman for THAT :P

    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by AbraCadaver · · Score: 1

      Oh, and yes, I know, it's spelled "speech" but I was half asleep :P

  105. GANDHICON 4: OSS WINS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come on.

    read the first two headlines right now on slashdot

    1) OSS under-cut of $$$ pc-systems WORKS for underdeveloped countries (for starters)

    2) Microsoft wants to build bridges with OSS

    gandhicon 4 is in the making folks: then you win.

  106. Isn't OSS, ie. source documented by default by sparc_mepronet · · Score: 1

    This is funny, given that OSS and thus documentation about the standards used is publicly available. Want to reach out, make your sources public. If you can talk the talk, you should walk the walk... Three cheers for MS.

  107. If you sleep with dogs. by stimpleton · · Score: 1


    "Microsoft Wants Sit-Down With OSS Advocates"

    Be wary OSS advocates - if you sleep with dogs, you awaken with fleas.

    --

    In post Patriot Act America, the library books scan you.
  108. three words by malus · · Score: 1

    Extend
    Embrace
    Extinguish

    nuff said.

    1. Re:three words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Embrace is first, cheers.

    2. Re:three words by vettemph · · Score: 0, Troll

      I was hoping your three words for bill were:

      1) Go
      2) Fuck
      3) Yourself. :)

      --
      The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
  109. The last time Gates spoke of peace I was a boy... by DoctoRoR · · Score: 5, Funny

    It goes a little like this...

    Brad Smith: The king desires peace.

    Eric Raymond: Longshanks.. er.. Gates desires peace?

    Brad Smith: He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your attack. In return he grants you file formats, patents, and this chest of gold which I am to pay to you personally.

    Eric Raymond: File formats and patents. Gold. That I should become Judas?

    Brad Smith: Peace is made in such ways.

    Eric Raymond: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time Gates spoke of peace I was a boy. And many open-source nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by him under a flag of truce to a barn, where he embraced and extended and extinguished them. I was very young, but I remember this Gates notion of peace.

  110. Be cautious by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

    My question isn't what Microsoft plans to do for the open source movement.

    It's what they want the open source movement to do for them.

    --
    Breaking Into the Industry - A development log about starting a game studio.
  111. Roman style... by peter1 · · Score: 0

    Its a Divide and Conquer strategy! They get just one or two people to buy into this whole thing, then send them back and wait until the OSS movement gets split. Once it is a nice manageable size you can just smash it or simply ignore it.

  112. It's a trap!!!! by DustMagnet · · Score: 2, Funny

    They just want to get all the OSS leaders together in one room, then expose them to government-regulated IP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    --
    'SBEMAIL!' is better than a goat!!
  113. Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should go to this meeting and issue just two words for interoperatability "Follow standards." It is that simple.

  114. Red lights a-blazing by galdur · · Score: 1

    At this week's hearing, Dudas said that the patent law should be changed to award a patent to the first person to file a claim. The current rules allow patents to be granted to the first person who devised the invention.
    IPIX, anyone?

    On second thought .... maybe I should start trawling Windows and M$ Office....

  115. Microsoft, if you want to do something for OSS by jonwil · · Score: 1

    A good way to start that would probobly cost almost nothing for you would be to take those nice documents you have that document various windows APIs, networking protocols and data formats and remove the licence (or failing that, make it one that allows GPL and Open Source projects to use the described stuff)

  116. I foresee... by Winterblink · · Score: 1

    A Minbari meeting the Humans for the first time type scenario... Microsoft will approach with gun ports open as a sign of respect, OSS fires back and kills Bill Gates starting off a Holy War which will rage for years

    --
    "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
    -Hoban Washburn
  117. Re:The last time Gates spoke of peace I was a boy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ferengi rules of acquisition.

    every once in a while delcare peace itll confuse the hell out of your enemies.

  118. It's all about the devs. by john_anderson_ii · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Companies that have found themselved in competition with OSS have finally started to see value. Not in the OSS, certaintly not, but in the (free, as in beer) developer base. You see, developers that work for free are a finite resource, there simply aren't that many to go around.

    Sun caught on to this not too long ago, and psudo open sourced Solaris in the hopes that developers would flock to it, fix it, maintain it, and innovate on it. Sun realized that by open sourcing solaris it could, in theory, triple maybe quadruple its development and enginnering efforts for free! Oh, yeah, and it still owns and can sell Solaris!

    Now MS sees that it can kill Linux, OpenOffice and other competetors by drawing it's developer base into the MS flock. I'm not talking about Linus and Stallman here, but I'm talking about the applications developers. People don't run any OS to stare at it, they use it to run programs.

    I don't see MS open sourcing hardly anything, but what I do them doing is building an MS type source forge, some sort of MS exclusive [psudo] open source license, and maybe open sourcing it's development tools under that [psudo] open source license. They think they can give away free tools, and sponser a collaboration site and perhaps a few hundred or thousand OSS developers will start coding software that adds value to Windows for free.

    I hope they are wrong.

    --
    Be Safe! Sleep with a Marine. Semper Fi!
    1. Re:It's all about the devs. by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up bigtime! Some very big advocates of OSS (like IBM and others) have some very mercenary interests in mind rather than goodwill to the community that causes their overall change in focus. And as mentioned, Solaris is very similar - you buy Solaris, and they'll hook you up.

      Just take off the rose-colored classes and look around. Take Apple. So, they use and contribute to the OSS community which they *must* do legally to keep from hypocrisy and lawsuits. Do their changes to Safari really help KHTML on OSS platforms become used more often? Or do they benefit Safari users predominantly. And Apple has for a long time combined hw/sw together and not ever thought of allowing SW on x86 even though it is everywhere. Is it lock-in or protection of their brand and reputation? Depends on your perspective...

      Google sees it's search engine as a service, so that being viewed as "good" by a vast majority of people and people flock to their PageRank because I (and others) as a consumer find the ads tasteful and often useful. Then, there's trust so that once people see them as "doing no evil", they can have more data mining of user information and TrustRank(TM)...and rake in the $$$.

      Microsoft also treats its customers pretty well lately (especially for its size) - take Channel 9. Also, a personal anecdote: I emailed Rob Relyea, a Lead Program Manager on the Avalon Team recently about having a competition where any of us could design components/mock-ups that end up as the new Longhorn UI! Prizes (Pocket PC, Tablet, XBox, or other) could go to the winner(s) and customers would get a very user-centric UI from people who are UI experts and using some awesome Microsoft technology. Instead of ignoring my email (I'm just a college student from a no-name school), he emailed back and said he passed on my idea to another program manager on the team and said, "Engaging with designers is critical for us. Thanks!"

      I think OSS has its place, and I give massive kudos to those who design OSS solutions. I definitely have an interest in doing so myself, provided I find some time. However, major players are not going to stop paying THEIR developers to write their proprietary code (Google's 20% rule goes back into Google's coffers for instance) and chances are there will always be a "catch" when they adopt OSS. But if it's worth the money, why does it have to be EVIL because a company's not totally pushing FOSS? And a fragmentation of the OSS OSes, while being a great aspect of OSS, can be a real (or perceived) negative for PHBs and how they view OSS as a whole.

      --
      This sig donated to Pater. Long live /.
    2. Re:It's all about the devs. by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the excessive bold text - my end tag was messed up and I neglected to preview first. Please shoot me repeatedly...while yelling or not yelling "Microsoft sucks!"

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      This sig donated to Pater. Long live /.
  119. Brad Smith? Better watch your back, then by chartreuse · · Score: 1

    Looks like he has serious credibility problems.

  120. of course they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course MS wants to interoperate with OSS systems like Linux. the problem for the OSS folks is getting MS to reciprocate. that's not going to happen other than in words. IMHO.

  121. Good by ColonelFubster · · Score: 1

    I like the idea.

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    :-M
  122. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since even they know it's Darth.

  123. Highly disingenuous by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

    Just like their "open" XML file formats for MS Office. Hah. Microsoft knows god-damned well what they could do to make nice with the Open Source community. No company that can successfully ream businesses and consumers out of hundreds of billions of dollars can convince me that they just honestly misunderstood what the word "open" meant.

    I'm a capitalist, and not a zealot by any means, but I'd flip Microsoft the big fucking finger on this one.

  124. POV by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

    So far all the comments I've read say it's a trap.
    I can't help but be reminded that just last night on Law & Order one lawyer said to the other "You called this meeting. You're the more desperate. Your position is weak and we both know it." (I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.)

  125. Microsoft wants meeting with OSS proponents by LocalFire · · Score: 1
    I noted yesterday that Open Office Org 2 is going to use the Oasis file format rather than the current format. I found further that Microsoft is a contributor to the Oasis format.

    This format reminds me of what has happened to XML now that entities like Microsoft are contributing. While you can still make your way through the tangled details of the specifications, and arguably it is worth the trouble to support unicode, a big part of the difficulty, for some people at least (me) is that it is hardly worth the trouble. And when Microsoft programs generate XML, the goal of plain language is completely obscured.

    I was trying to explain to my partner about how vcards are generated. I reviewed the documents on the website (imc.org/pdi). The vcard standards are difficult to understand. Finally I just made one up in a text editor and gave it to him to look at. He was amazed at how simple it was.

    One danger of letting Microsoft into the conversation is that they will complicate everything to the point that no one can understand it without their programming environments, maybe even with their programming environments.

  126. " To Serve The OSS Community" by rewinn · · Score: 1

    It's a cookbook!

  127. NO! Now freedom matters more than ever... by argoff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look, the very nature of "intellectual property" accepts that fact that you believe that it's "OK" to use the coercive power of government to controll waht people copy. So let there be no doubt, we are what we hold ourselves accountable to, and we are far more beholden to the forces that are pulling us apart from Microsoft that the ones that are keeping us together.

    One more thing, if it's only about the technology, and not freedom. Then what's to keep Microsoft from offering key people money and benefits to influence the direction of Linux. If they don't see freedom as the end in itself, then they surely won't see anything wrong with that. The fact is, freedom matters, and in the information age the freedom to copy and distribute information that's already out there really matters.

  128. bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's goal is to maintain its present monopolies and establish new ones. Open Source is the number one barrier to accomplishing this, so Microsoft is going to do everything it can to undermine and destroy oss. The present "let's be friends" ploy should be seen as an attempt to do this.

  129. Listen up Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really want the OSS community to like you?

    1. Completely open source DevStudio. This is the one app you need to give away (Not internet exploder, wordpad, media player, solitare, etc).

    2. Do not place any restrictions on software created with DevStudio like you do now.

    Most OSS developers can't afford to write software for windows.

  130. a little less conversation, a little more action by clayasaurus · · Score: 1

    All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
    A little more bite and a little less bark
    A little less fight and a little more spark
    Close your FUD and open up your source and microsoft satisfy me
    Satisfy me microsoft

  131. 5 steps to success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Step 1: Have a sit-down with OSS advocates.
    Step 2: Embrace.
    Step 3: Extend.
    Step 4: Extinguish.
    Step 5: Profit.

  132. A Few Movies Come To Mind... by moojin · · Score: 1

    A few movies come to mind, when I read the headline and post:

    The beginning of Brave Heart, when all of Scottish Leaders are slaughtered after they answer the English King's invitation to peace talks.

    The Minority Report, when the pre-crime unit places the devices on the heads of people who were about to commit murder.

    The Empire Strikes Back, when Darth Vader says to Luke (after he chops off his hand), "Luke, I am your father."

    Hey, who knows it could all turn out well. Let's see...

    In Mad Max Beyond the Thuder Dome, "Two Man Enter, One Man Leave." RMS vs. Bill Gates.

    Really, this could turn out well.

    --
    Why did I lurk so long before registering for a Slashdot account? I could have had a Slashdot ID of less than 100000.
  133. How about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You open the office file formats and NTFS then, we'll think about it.

  134. Eric Raymond = OSS and VA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eric Raymond is the guy who told employee at VA when they where fired due to is incompetence as amanager that it did not mathered ...

    Thats the same guy who is behind OSS license and the mess it is. ( Open source license shoudl at least stay OPen Source ... as a minimum )

    No an accurate picture would be Linus Torvalds ( as Mel Gibson ) AND RMS as the crazy dude from scotland ( its my island ... ).

    Eric Raymond = GNU/Linux traitor in my book

    1. Re:Eric Raymond = OSS and VA by BVis · · Score: 1

      Coherence surrenders.

      What? this isn't Fark?

      --
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    2. Re:Eric Raymond = OSS and VA by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      And the crazy dude was Irish - hence the pun about "my Ireland". Pretty much everyone in the film apart from him was Scottish though, so you do get some points.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
  135. desperation ? by Tsiangkun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think it wreaks of desperation. MS isn't the new thing anymore, they are the big bad monopoly. It's not easy to market as the big bad guy, so they want to be seen like IBM,the former big bad guy that's getting attention over OSS commitments. Plus that whole SCO thing didn't crush linux as expected, and longhorn is getting poor reviews. People are frustrated with poor security ruining they computers.

    In the past MS didn't even give a phukene reach around as they embraced the competition, and now they are offering to reach out ?

    I just don't really care have microsoft reach out. They carved out their solitude with monopolistic practices, and now they can deal with the consequences.

  136. (cue slow italian violins) by daltonlp · · Score: 1
    A sit-down, huh? Let's recall Don Corleone's advice:
    ...He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust -- guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated...Now listen -- whoever comes to you with this meeting -- he's the traitor. Don't forget that.
  137. For Fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Want to do build some bridges Opensource?

    Provide drivers for filesystems;
    Ext2 with Journaling
    XFS
    Reiserfs/Reiser4

    Use a opensoundsystem.To have a opensoundsystem you let developers use tools that use sound to function accross multiple OS's,

    Support different CPU architecture so that developers can use ms tools for multios and architecture.

    Embrace Mono/C#. This way you could easily blow the pants of of Java IMHO.

    Provide a free tool so that people in devoloping countries can code for Microsoft Windows. Possibly with WINE or perhaps more with C# again. Obviously this tool would be run in BSD/GNU/Linux because users can afford this, while a Unix environment is less resource hungry when using the right distro and software(s) naturally.

    Opensource the Windows Drivers for older hardware. I'm not sure if they would be usefull for *nix's but if they are, I don't see how they're usefull to MS at all. Since the release of Windows XP, and the soon to be released Longhorn , these OS's don't really run adequatly on a old 266.

    Videogames are the largest selling product next to Movies. I could hope for a shared video standard, but this would mean that people could play games on any puter they wanted.

    Opensource the winmodem drivers or provide a free one so that the poor can buy a cheap modem and use it in Linux!

    Provide a software that would allow driver developers to maintain compatibility with Linux for input devices and media. This way they could use MS tools to code the driver once and know that it would be compatible in *nix. This would be obviously proprietary.

    Or how about the old joke/rumour about GNU/NT LOL! There's a bridge with a a troll! ;)

  138. Knowing Gates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their probably just seeking help for their upcoming Xbox 2 Linux development kit. You know...so they can better support the modding scene and enable people to access free content on MS devices.

    Well, gotta go get me some more crack now, my high is wearing off...

  139. Is he the OSS's Judas??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is an enemy in our house.

    This Judas could be hanged in the tree.

    Thanks my tuxi Jesus!!!

  140. Re:Brad Smith? Better watch your back, then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Not that ESR would have a problem with that.)

  141. The scariest part of this article by slickquickyb · · Score: 1

    You know what the scariest part of this whole article is? The fact that everyone in the article seems to be pushing for changing our patent system to first to file, instead of the current system of first to invent, or oblivious to its consequences. Imagine what Microsoft could do with that change coupled with software patents. Anything they could think up to patent would be their intellectual property. Google about patent harmonization, and first to file vs. first to invent

  142. they come out of nowhere... by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    and calls themselves the shark slayer.

    i want to know everything about these guys.

    (if you have kids, you'd know.)

    --
    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
  143. Be sure to check the bathroom.... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    ... BillG might have had a revolver taped behind the tank!

  144. keep 'em close by tahpot · · Score: 1

    this is a typical example of "keep your friends close and you enemies closer"

  145. No, heres the real reason by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

    It is easier to hand out a bunch of subpoenas at one time.

    --
    ...
  146. Crime Scene Investigation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Today, July 13 2005, at 13:13 AM there was an assassination in the 13th room:
    Bill Gates is hang himself with a rope attached to the ceiling.

    He wrote in his poster "I'm Judas".

    There is not a chair in his room!!!

    It's one hardful mystery.

    The boys and girls of the building have said "I don't know, sorry Judas."

    Tomorrow, the case will be closed, he did suicide.

  147. Microsoft: Launch your own Distro by torpor · · Score: 1

    There's nothing stopping you from doing it. It would be a wonderful thing if you did.

    So do it already.

    Sheesh.

    --
    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    1. Re:Microsoft: Launch your own Distro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KOK!!!

  148. Does anyone else.. by nimr0d · · Score: 1

    Find it ironic that the same day, their profits fall below expectations for the quarter?

  149. Fox wants to guard hen house by Your+Average+Joe · · Score: 1

    In other news...

    The fox association has successfully scheduled negotiations for securing the hen house of Farmer Fred. The Foxes say this new agreement will benefit all animals and humans in Farmer Fred's area.

    --
    Your Average Joe
  150. Patents to 1st to file, not 1st to invent !!! by Rasta_the_far_Ian · · Score: 1

    I read the article. Scary. Both Brad Smith (General Counsel, Microsoft) and John Dudas [the current Patent & Trademark Office director] called for changing the patent law to award patents to the first to file the claim instead of the first inventor.

    Once in plance, does anyone NOT see Microsoft & other large software companies rushing to file claims on innovations also found in OSS? I'm sure Microsoft would love to combine their two great talents: copying other people's innovations and using IP as a weapon.

    Maybe we should be asking them "Where Do You Want to Go Today?" instead of the other way around!

  151. In case you missed: by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1
    Their proftis were the highest ever. There turnover was (for the first time ever) below projected)

    1. Re:In case you missed: by nimr0d · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand that. Hence why I said "fall below expectations for the quarter." Wall street lives and dies by projections and meeting them.

  152. Where? by stor · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is reaching out to the OSS community and wanting a sit-down to discuss how to better to interoperate with them

    So are they meeting us here, or what?

    Cheers
    Stor

    --
    "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
  153. Screw it- it's WORTH being modded redundant. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1, Interesting

    DO NOT TRUST THEM. For god's sake guys- the reason they are willing to sit down is that you are winning in a way that threatens their ability to exist. I trust them to treat you as well as they did IBM. I trust them to be as fair as they were to Lotus 123 with DOS. I trust them to be as fair to themselves as they were with the Word95 certification to run with standard code under Windows95. Just keep doing what you are doing- it's working.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  154. what stallman sez will help by johnrpenner · · Score: 5, Informative

    --| Richard Stallman on How to Deal with Microsoft |-----

    The following is Mirrored from: http://linuxtoday.com/stories/4999.html

    Richard Stallman proposes three remedies that would help enable free
    software operating systems such as GNU/Linux compete technically while
    respecting users' freedom. These three remedies directly address the three
    biggest obstacles to development of free operating systems, and to giving
    them the capability of running programs written for Windows. They also
    directly address the methods Microsoft has said (in the "Halloween
    documents") it will use to obstruct free software. It would be most
    effective to use all three of these remedies together.

    1. Require Microsoft to publish complete documentation of all interfaces
    between software components, all communications protocols, and all file
    formats. This would block one of Microsoft's favourite tactics: secret and
    incompatible interfaces.

    To make this requirement really stick, Microsoft should not be allowed to
    use a nondisclosure agreement with some other organization to excuse
    implementing a secret interface. The rule must be: if they cannot publish
    the interface, they cannot release an implementation of it.

    It would, however, be acceptable to permit Microsoft to begin
    implementation of an interface before the publication of the interface
    specifications, provided that they release the specifications
    simultaneously with the implementation.

    Enforcement of this requirement would not be difficult. If other software
    developers complain that the published documentation fails to describe
    some aspect of the interface, or how to do a certain job, the court would
    direct Microsoft to answer questions about it. Any questions about
    interfaces (as distinguished from implementation techniques) would have to
    be answered.

    Similar terms were included in an agreement between IBM and the European
    Community in 1984, settling another antitrust dispute. See
    http://www.essential.org/antitrust/ibm/ibm1984ec.h tml.

    2. Require Microsoft to use its patents for defense only, in the field of
    software. (If they happen to own patents that apply to other fields, those
    other fields could be included in this requirement, or they could be
    exempt.) This would block the other tactic Microsoft mentioned in the
    Halloween documents: using patents to block development of free software.

    We should give Microsoft the option of using either self-defense or mutual
    defense. Self defense means offering to cross-license all patents at no
    charge with anyone who wishes to do so. Mutual defense means licensing all
    patents to a pool which anyone can join -- even people who have no patents
    of their own. The pool would license all members' patents to all members.

    It is crucial to address the issue of patents, because it does no good to
    have Microsoft publish an interface, if they have managed to work some
    patented wrinkle into it (or into the functionality it gives access to),
    such that the rest of us are not allowed to implement it.

    3. Require Microsoft not to certify any hardware as working with Microsoft
    software, unless the hardware's complete specifications have been
    published, so that any programmer can implement software to support the
    same hardware.

    Secret hardware specifications are not in general Microsoft's doing, but
    they are a significant obstacle for the development of the free operating
    systems that can provide competition for Windows. To remove this obstacle
    would be a great help. If a settlement is negotiated with Microsoft,
    including this sort of provision in it is not impossible -- it would be a
    matter of negotiation.

    This April, Microsoft's Ballmer announced a possible plan to release
    source code for some part of

    1. Re:what stallman sez will help by Bisqwit · · Score: 1

      > The remedies proposed above are what we really
      > need. They will clear the way for us to develop
      > a truly superior alternative to Microsoft
      > Windows
      And that's exactly why Microsoft is not doing it.

    2. Re:what stallman sez will help by torokun · · Score: 1

      No wonder most capitalists can't accept Stallman.

      Pare this down:

      "Richard Stallman proposes three remedies that would help enable free
      software operating systems such as GNU/Linux compete technically..."

      So really he simply wants to put restrictions particularly on Microsoft in order to allow nonprofit projects to compete with Microsoft. I'd actually rather promote for-profit projects, since they pay Americans a salary for writing software.

      "1. Require Microsoft to publish complete documentation of all interfaces.... Microsoft should not be allowed to
      use a nondisclosure agreement..."

      So Microsoft now loses the ability to freely contract with other companies or parties. Interesting, how draconian Stallman can get. Further, he demands disclosures from MS of private information. I should demand he write a better book for me.

      "2. Require Microsoft to use its patents for defense only..."

      So MS now has patents but can't enforce them. Stallman clearly has no idea how patent law works. The patent holder sues people for infringement. Patents therefore are always used offensively, unless someone else sues MS and MS can argue that a patent they have invalidates the plaintiff's patent. This would be crap. This would basically mean that MS's patents become equivalent to a public disclosure of information that can be used as prior art.

      Now, I haven't had antitrust yet, but I'm sure there could be issues of takings under the constitution, equal protection, etc., UNLESS Microsoft agreed to all of this, and possibly even then...

      "3. Require Microsoft not to certify any hardware as working with Microsoft
      software, unless the hardware's complete specifications have been
      published..."

      Now we get to the first amendment! Gee, MS is really hurting now; too bad there's no more USSR or they'd probably move there. They can't even say that hardware works with Windows?

      Me: "Hey Bill, will my machine work with your OS?"

      Bill: "Uh... I... am not allowed to say... Why don't you publish your specs first?"

      Me: "WTF?"

    3. Re:what stallman sez will help by gatzke · · Score: 1


      I think Stallman wrote this as a proposal after MS was found by a US court to have abused monopoly power. The courts were trying to decide what to do to MS (split, monetary penalty, split browser off) and I think Stallman put this out.

      This would penalize MS monopoly action by putting OSS and other software vendors on an even footing, even if it sounds a little crazy. You have to look into the context.

      But GWB came into office and MS saw no penalties. Something about "you might hurt the economy"

  155. Related News by LordMyren · · Score: 1

    in related news, NoMachine's NX just hit version 1.5 (release with link to download).

    Badass X proxy for remote X. Desktop over 56k? Sure.

    Rootless mode got a lot of attension in 1.5. Still some major problems, but much better. Before you used to have to run it in a window.

    Myren

  156. april fools? by AndreySeven · · Score: 1

    Wasn't April Fools like 29 days ago??? I guess people are right: Microsoft always ends up trying to catch up...

    --
    University of Washington

    Student

  157. Do you yield? by amightywind · · Score: 1

    "The lad doesn't know our rule."

    "There can be no yielding in the tahaddi-challenge. Death is the test of it."

    --
    an ill wind that blows no good
  158. Fredo, I loved you like my brother ... by ellisDtrails · · Score: 1

    ... be weary of smokey backroom meetings with Bill Gates.

  159. Microsoft needs to put out a dictionary by Truth_Quark · · Score: 3, Funny
    to explain the new meanings of these terms :

    "Extend an olive branch" - (vb)
    (1) To attack with IP lawsuits, especially when the lawsuit is very weak, but the party being sued does not have the resources to fight it.
    (2) To fund 3rd parties to attack with IP lawsuits. "Microsoft extended and olive branch, through SCO, to IBM and Daimler-Chrysler "

    "Build some bridges" (vb)
    To sit down with a party to decide how to most effectively extend an olive branch. (qv)

    "Collaborate" (vb)
    To protect one's monopoly by destroying ones opponents by any means, fair or foul. Especially of political bribery to effect legal changes that make the modus operandi of potential competitors illegal.

    "Open up one's file formats"
    (1) To obscure one's file formats, especially formatting, so that competitors products look buggy when viewing files.
    (2) To send malformed files when ones servers are communicating with one's potential competitors. "Microsoft's web servers have opened their file formats to the Opera web-browser"

  160. Cue the 'Godfather' music... by Windcatcher · · Score: 1

    Gates (in Brando-esque voice): What is it with these open-source guys? All they want is war. Every day -- 'Microsoft's got to go! Gates is an evil man!' All we want is to do business. What is it with these people? What do I gotta do to just do some business?

    Concilieri (imagine James Caan's voice): I hear there's a group of people trying to rewrite Windows from scratch. I figure we've got two years at most before we have to act.

    Thug: Yeah, you should hear what people are saying about us. People are running over to their side.

    Gates Jr.: Pop, let me handle this. I mean, if a bunch of losers are saying, 'Bill Gates did this, Bill Gates did that', you know, we gotta find out whose saying these things.

    Thug: Yeah, boss, just say the word. We can tare care of these creeps.

    Gates: No, no. The heat's already watching us close. Business is hard enough without you two making it worse. (points to Gates Jr.) Send Mikey over there. Tell them I want a sit-down. It's too hot right now -- we can't do business like this.

    Gates Jr. (argumentative): Pop--

    Gates: (waves to cut him off) Tell them.

    (Gates Jr. waves Thug to follow and leaves in a huff)

    Gates: (waves Concilieri close) We'll try to get them to see reason. If they decide to be unreasonable-- (shrugs)

    Concilieri: (nods) Understand. I'll handle it. (leaves)

  161. Microsoftsis friend. Microsoftsis not hurt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OpenSourcelings...HHHmmmmmmmm"

    "But you're Microsoftsis. You killed the standards!"

    "NO! no! OpenSourcelings not understand Microsoftsis! Have Microsoftsis all wroooonngg! Hmmmm! Hmmmm! Microsoftsis want peeace with OpenSourcelings! HmmmmnnnnMMMMooo!"

    "Uh....Uh....What do you want?!"

    "OpenSourcelings just give Microsoftsis what they want and it can be over. OpenSourcelings go free. Just give me the service contracts!"

    "You're a liar! Run Tex! Run!"

    (In the ensuing chase, the Daemon gets loose into the Castle but the disgraced CEO manages to catch Tux as he doesn't waddle too fast. The Chairman is pleased enough to restore his tailored suit and allow him back on the Board. The CEO being the whimpering weasel that he is fails to mention the Daemon running about with a threatening sliver of service contracts......)

    "Don't be frightened little OpenSourceling. This isn't going to hurt. We just want to drain your living essence........"

  162. typo in TFA by whoisshe · · Score: 1
    Brad Smith, Microsoft's general counsel, called for bridge building between Microsoft, its competitors and the open-source community.

    "In the world of software development today there is a broad panoply of software development models," Smith said.

    they misspelled pan-opoly.

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  163. a grain of truth by whoisshe · · Score: 1
    In an interview following his keynote, Smith told eWEEK: "First you have to start with some dialogue. We are now interested in it, and we'd like to do this. I think we'll find we've got a lot more in common than we realize..."

    for example, each wants the other to fuck off and die.

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  164. typo in article title by whoisshe · · Score: 1

    should read "Microsoft Wants Bend-over With OSS Advocates"

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  165. northern telecom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once I heard it stood for Northern Telecom - that they wrote the kernel or something. It was a long time ago...

  166. Re:Publicity stunt -- I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is already losing, and if I were Gates, then I'd be thinking about how to assist the open source community to adopt MS standards, such as opening up the word document implementation.. or the latest excel implemtnation.

    That way, he's only continuing the further use of such an implementation.. and distribution of Microsoft products to a commercial community that doesn't really want to rely on the open source community because of unreliability and accountability to a single entity.

    Same reasoning a lot of businesses go with flat, expensive PBX's than Asterisk.

    Pure business. Makes more sales for them, it makes perfect sense.

  167. Mis-Interp, Mis-understand, MSWOS dies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This week's end-of-the-week mis comes from Microsoft.

    It appears that the MS tenticles have no recolection of
    what the fuck the brain is doing.

    Ergo, Chairman Bill will sever the link, and the MS tenticle
    mentioned in the press will be out-of-a-job in less than
    24 hrs PST.

    Toodles!

  168. Re: Got it covered in 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1: Have a sit-down with OSS advocates.
    Step 2: Embrace.
    Step 3: Extend.
    Step 4: Extinguish.
    Step 5: Profit.


    Geez, I'm glad someone finally took what has to be the Slashdot joke set up of the year.

    I just would have said:

    Step 1: Have a "sit-down" with lead OSS developers.
    Step 2: Fill room with poison gas...
    Step 3: Release "Windows for No Longer Supported Linux Systems".
    Step 4: Profit ...s back on track.

  169. thats not such a bad thing by pixel+fairy · · Score: 1

    if users are using free software(1) on windows, the network lockin effect (.doc, wmp, html) would no longer be a problem. of course vendors would have to really be allowed(2) to install firefox and mplayer for example. this is really a better situation than killing microsoft in theory because its closer to people choosing whatever platform they want seperately from choosing the software they use.

    but microsoft cant have that. they are hell bent on destroying anything thats "in thier way", thus if we want any choice in the matter, we are forced into a conflict.

    (1) by this i mean free as in speech, including openly documented protocols.
    (2) without having thier bussineses destroyed at the whim of gates. of course MS will still do things like require IE for updates, when any other vendor on the planet can make a standalone program (see apple), or (horrors!) actually let it be done through an open protocol...

  170. Re:"A Rising Tide... and Barriers to Entry" by Auxon · · Score: 1

    I think your analysis is spot on. I'll add, as a .NET developer, that the Microsoft that is so sweet and tempting to me is that they are a tool builder and language designer, and I cannot for the life of me understand why Bill feels the need to hold onto Windows so hard he kills it and everything else.

    Wasn't Bill Gates a tool builder? Did Microsoft not have software languages and tool building as their mandate as a company? Yeah, they did. If you are a tool builder, and a language designer then don't prevent us from using the tools on everything and anything we want. Languages are malleable and evolve and adapt and are used freely, but at the same time we need tools, which should cost money. So, give us tools that makes it easy to make an OS do anything I can think of, and I'll pay a lot for the tools. Microsoft as a tool builder should hope that the price of the materials should drop.

    Interestingly, with software, sometimes the tools become "applications" themselves, for instance Word becoming automated by using VBA, or simply tracking document editing over time. Then developers realize that it's a tool and an application and want it for free so we can build the next killer app. Microsoft and companies like it should then work hard to build the next toolsets and languages that help us to build that greater application, or else they are going to have to fight as OSS software is developed.

    Of course, there are other motivations besides developing the next killer app for writing OSS, like just wanting to not have to upgrade because your file format is too old and plain text isn't "acceptable" anymore.

  171. A Blue Trojan by captfi · · Score: 1

    So Microsoft has decided to start pusing there Trojan horse towards the gates of FOSS. Bet it gets a BSoD before it reaches em.

    I think talks with Microsoft would be good. But at the moment there just asking us around for a bbq and some shit shandy.

    We realy shouldn't talk to them until they are pleading at all our doors holding gift wrapped single malts....

    --
    "Never trust a computer you can't throw." -- The Mac
  172. I thinketh not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would not be surprised to learn that Gates has developed a microscopic eavesdropping implantable device... or that they'll all come down with cancer in a few years... I mean would I walk into a room with a megalomaniac-psychopath like Gates if i had something he wanted? I thinketh not....

  173. Prior-art abandoment (end of the article) by inflex · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does the last couple of paragraphs where they talk about patents going to the "first to claim" put a chill down your spine?

    With that alteration in the system that'll close the door on the ability to turn over a patent based on prior art.

    PLD.

  174. Make 'em work for it... by aquarian · · Score: 1

    If they really want to interoperate, they'll find a way. After all, it's -- OPEN SOURCE!

    They can't be trusted, so why tell/ask them anything. Make 'em work for it!

  175. As the great man said... by sd_diamond · · Score: 1

    "Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases:

    1. It's completely impossible.
    2. It's possible, but it's not worth doing.
    3. I said it was a good idea all along."

    -Arthur C. Clarke

  176. That's easy. by jd · · Score: 1

    It's got to be either Godwin or Vlad the Impaler.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  177. Treated as equals? by Burz · · Score: 1

    Then why doesn't Microsoft go to them instead?

  178. Good point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the end, Linux is awesome. Why can't Microsoft realize that and just give up? While they are surrendering they can donate 45 billion dollars to the Open Source community. http://www.coolslice.com/blog/blog.html

  179. What could MSFT possibly want? by .killedkenny · · Score: 1

    The only (t)reason I can come up with is for MSFT to get a lot of prominent Linux people into a large room, then show them a presentaion consisting of - SURPRISE! - Windows source code.

    Sure, the OSS attendees will all run screaming from the room - still, when the next Linux kernal is released, MSFT can search the code for a few common strings and claim Linux is corrupt with Windows code. And they'd have "proof" that the main developers had viewed Windows code.

    1. Re:What could MSFT possibly want? by smash · · Score: 1
      Windows source code? What for?

      So we can catch up to where MS was 10 years ago? :)

      Seriously - Win32 as an application framework is dying.

      .net is where MS is pushing stuff, and considering that C# is being pushed as a standard, and MS is even supporting .net development on FreeBSD - I think that would be the direction to go.

      Personally, I think MS may have realised that the OS market is stagnant. Can anybody see a pressing need to upgrade from Win2k/XP to longhorn? Please... :D

      Application development is where the money is going to be, and if they can push .net to run everywhere, then thats a bigger potential market for them.

      I think that the best things MS could do would be to support open file formats, and provide support for getting the windows forms API running in MONO.

      Windows is dying. Its the past. Let it die :)

      My 2c.

      smash.

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    2. Re:What could MSFT possibly want? by smash · · Score: 1
      Also - forgot to mention - .net is Microsoft's way of ensuring they can get their apps running on as many desktops as possible, WITHOUT needing to open the source code for people to port.

      Support the ability of alternate OSes to run .net applications, and they gain some of the benefits of open source (operating system independence) whilst still being able to keep their source proprietry.

      The writing is on the wall - maybe not this year, maybe not next year - but eventually, the open alternative operating systems will be "good enough" for use as a desktop OS. That market is lost to them.

      They do well to kick-start .net application development and shift to a cross-platform stance (yes, this will take several years) whilst they're still relevant - once the "killer" alternative OS comes out, its too late.

      Love them or hate them - MS is far from a stupid company (you don't grow to their size by being stupid). I'm pretty sure they're already thinking 10-15 years ahead...

      smash (no huge fan of Microsoft's current software, but .net is a huge plus IMHO).

      --
      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  180. Two ideas... by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

    1) Fund Open Office
    2) Fund Red Hat

    Shouldn't that kill 'em?

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    This sig donated to Pater. Long live /.
  181. the next headline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Microsoft Gives Reach-around to OSS Community

    'here, put this olive branch between your teeth!'

  182. Cesare Borgia by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
    he got everybody into one room, then barred the doors and... :)

    Just like Cesare Borgia (16th century), who invited four of his rebellious condottieri (mercenary) captains to a reconciliation feast at Sengallia. The ensuing massacre is still remembered with a shudder.

  183. all i can say i sHAR HAR by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    it's not suprising that the story previous to this is ms missing their earning predictions. Sorry but fuck em, they burnt their bridges.

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    If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
  184. would it work if OSS initiated it? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    Today Richard Stallman extended the hemp leaf of peace to Microsoft, saying "glide on down to my pad, baby, and let's roll up some J's and be mellow, like, and build the software stairway to heaven, dig?

  185. P*(L/(L+e-1)) is greater than P*(L/(L+e)). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Assuming that p. L > 0. Your math does not hold water.

  186. Who rattled *that* cage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Eric Raymond responds": but was he actually *asked*?

  187. Scotland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the victim clans misunderstood what was meant by "We'd like you to come for dinner"...

  188. Interoperatable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Remove property extension from Microsoft's Kerberos 5 implementation.

    2. Implement NFSv4 Client.

  189. MafiaSoft by TerminalEcho · · Score: 1

    M$ wants a "sit-down"? Do we need to "come heavy"? Next someone will tell me they want to discuss the families interests in the olive oil business. W

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    1. Re:MafiaSoft by Bisqwit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From the company who has said laughing "open standard? doesn't that mean it's broken, incomplete?" (a Finnish Microsoft representative in an interview I don't remember which).
      I'm not too optimistic.

  190. hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Having worked for Microsoft I perhaps can point out what the problem is with Microsoft. They are not about good software,they are about market share. They are not about opening up the world for users, they are about locking them in. They are not about freedom, they are about greed. They are not about free software, they are about software you have to pay them for. The only reason they want to talk to OSS advocates is because they are losing business. I say give them the big F off, I did when I told them to stick their filthy job up their arse and I've never looked back.

  191. My Worst Nightmare by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    There's only one thing scarier than being beset by a devil, and that's having the devil come on chummy and say, "Let's be friends!" Don't do it! Don't take the carrot! It's a trap you fools!

  192. No kidding, all seriousness aside.... by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in the Microsoft corporate offices, right now, is another "Halloween document" sitting in the middle of someone's desk, detailing the strategy for "dealing" with open-source. Were that document to be revealed to the rest of the world, it would fill them with disgust and horror. I guarantee all of you this and will make an exception and be back to say "I told you so". I vow, if the Linux community becomes Microsoft's lapdog, then I'd just switch to BSD. What the hell does Linux need Microsoft for? What could we do with Microsoft that we haven't done better already without them (besides rape and pillage the world and turn out a shoddy, rip-off product) ?

  193. Alien world by noerej · · Score: 1

    I would geuss that Opensource is alien for microsoft.

    Imagine FSF world... King RMS II is looking at his kingdom... some GNU's are lying in the Sun.

    In the sky a small dot appears. Slowly it becomes bigger and bigger. Eventualy RMS noticed that it is a space ship. A new model called 'XP with windows". When it is landed it sits there for a while. It is nice metal collor,shiny egg shaped craft. There is small sign on the door saying "Please close windows when taken off"

    After a while the door opens. A Bill Gates creature comes out of the craft and walks too the GNU. With a robot like voice the creature says:Bring me to your leader... bring me to your leader.

    RMS is watching this and thinks "Dammend people from planet propertary... first those presky IBM and now those guys". He shakes his head and walks away. Het still regrets that he didn't become a balet dancer as his mother wished. Live could be easy...

  194. Oh come on..... by mormop · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft is reachng out to the OSS community and wanting a sit-down to discuss how to better to interoperate with them.

    April Fools day is over you bastards......

    Oh wait.......

    No come on, will whoever has the real microsoft plaease put it back, I'm getting... tooooooo...... coooonnnnnffffuuuussseeeedddddddd........

    %^$^%*&%^*&^()__)&()&(*^&^%$&$^&%*^*&%&^^(^*&^*( &^ *&^

    Kernel Panic

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  195. You mispronounced "Shorthorn" by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    They've stripped practically everything innovative from it and backported the rest to XP, making Shorthorn big, fat and hairy but not a deal.

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  196. Proof in the Pudding by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't Microsoft properly support open, international standards like C99 and PNG? Microsoft is obviously a very capable company with exceptional resources, so the only explanation is that they don't want to be cooperative.

    As a disclaimer: I've worked for Microsoft, and taken tiny bits of their money a decade ago for a book and some other trivial projects. I have no reason to hate MS on any personal level. My distaste for Microsoft and move to FOSS solutions is based on their business practices, the antics of people like Balmer, and their refusal to support internation standards. Give me complete CSS and PNG support in IE, give me open document standards, make working with NTFS easier via Samba, and implement complete international standards like C99. Then Microsoft will look a while lot better to me.

  197. interoperability? I don't get it by Driadan · · Score: 1

    do they have programers? I mean, they can read open source applications code, it's there for anyone to read, so why do they want the meeting for? to make developers follow their standards? They can take a look and write some code to make interoperability work or (as said by someone some comments befor) free some of their work under an open license and someone will care to make the interoperability. Really, I don't get it, but maybe there is something I'm missing...

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  198. Re:Ho hum, again? P == GP (dafaenutely) by zaxios · · Score: 1

    Ewww, my grandparent's my parent!

  199. Reputations and pride. by 3seas · · Score: 1

    What Gates really wants is just the permission to work with OSS..but he doesn't know how.

  200. ACT by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

    We recently saw MS's ACT lobbying in Brussels for Software patents. Real amateurs. I think MS lobbying for software patents just mirrors the common conspiracy theory.

    I am looking forward to a real discussion with MS. But the problem is: talking to lobbyists is like talking to the press speaker. I want to speak to persons who are responsible, no lobbying clowns.

  201. less experienced admins by zotz · · Score: 1

    "companies like it that a less experienced person can still keep a win2k3/XPSP2 network up and running,"

    I see this idea put forward all the time and yet, when things fall apart in the windows world, it is often blamed on clueless admins. It would be a good idea for people to have a bit more of a consistent view when it comes to this issue. (Not pointing at you in particular as you have only stated one half of the equation.)

    all the best,

    drew

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  202. Microsoft INSULTS their customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you notice MS's latest print ads?

    They show Dinosaurs using older versions of MS Office, telling people that if they don't use the latest version, they can't interoperate and get as much done.

    I find that fascinating.

    1. Re:Microsoft INSULTS their customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That means they've given up on intelligent customers and care only about the stupidest ones.

  203. I'll second the prevalent sentiment by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    If this is not a PR move microsoft can save themselves the trouble of a meeting. All they need to do is open their file formats.

  204. How do you know he isn't one? by mangu · · Score: 1

    One never gets to see the goatse guy's face. He could be anybody. Let's see, who is the biggest asshole I know?...

  205. Linus Torvald's reply by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    "...we find your references to a negotiating table somewhat confusing, since there doesn't seem to be anything to negotiate about...we wait with bated breath for when you will actually care to inform us about what you are blathering about."

    Msft has been very actively attacking F/OSS. F/OSS has been trying to be compatible with msft. If msft wants to stop being scum, all they have to do is stop.

  206. Why car analogies should die a slow death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) stick shifts don't give you control of your car, they give you control over gear changing.
    b) chauffers may do everything for you, but they don't deny you any control - you could tell your chauffer when to change gears if you really wanted to, or to drive the rest of the way entirely in first gear.

    If you really want to compare OSs to cars, MacOS is a decked out comfort car (BMW) and Linux is a powerful engine with a frame with lots of attachment points to add the rest of the car.

  207. With a strong attitude, yes by smchris · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is reaching out to the OSS community

    Can I be the only one in which this phrase immediately evoked Cthulhu's mighty tentacles?

    'We're going to have to figure out how to build some bridges between the various parts of our industry,'

    So Microsoft will more effectively know where to put the guard towers and road blocks?

    Eric Raymond responds, saying the first steps Microsoft could do are to open their file formats and support open standards.

    Good! Not necessarily a bad thing to meet to gather intelligence. Just as long as they are "open" meetings that don't attempt to coopt the participants. And if the participants are centered in an intelligent position of strength. Does Microsoft now accept that linux is like dandelions and kudzu -- a part of the technological ecology that isn't going to be eliminated? Or are they just searching for a new model to "buy in" like Apple and Borland stock deals? Maybe some Microsoft code in exchange for a subservient linux? Divide and conquer?

  208. REAL Commitment ? = $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Bill Gates wants to show his support for open source, he can direct the Gates Foundation to give a Million or two $$$ to the various opensource projects that lead currently.

    Basic software should be free, for those who feel like making it and giving it away to the community.

    And since Bill Gates has profitted the most off of the computing community, well - if he would like to give back some support to that community, no strings attached, that would be welcome.

  209. The Banana Leaf Parable by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first decade of "reverting technology". Simply, most of the products we have or which have been used before achieve 99% effectiveness. We've been through 20 good years of computer revolution and we've learned that the commercial need for new features or speed has largely been eliminated. What we're going towards is the editing phase in which a group of people (OSS) takes the best ideas from all the things that have come and puts them together in a nice easy free package that is universally used. In a way, we're going back to pick up all the great things we left before and call it a day. It's what happens to an advanced culture, they eventually figure out the best way to do things and then keep doing them for thousands of years. This is explained as the "Banana Leaf Parable" from Charles Eames.

  210. Re:"A Rising Tide... and Barriers to Entry" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting take but I think that you're missing the boat. Microsoft is not going to destroy IBM's Unix business as it is a niche market at this point anyway. IBM has a huge push on the adoption and development of Linux. The shift is to a services industry and the Power line (which breaks Intel's hold on them as well.) When you delve into the mini and mainframe worlds, they pretty much own that space and have no fears from M$. I suspect that HP has a similar strategy. Sun, on the other hand is in a real pickle. They have built their entire company around Solaris and SPARC. I would imagine if they wanted to survive they would team with enterprise class Linux companies to ensure that it runs on their hardware and provide value add.

  211. Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48 by caudron · · Score: 1

    The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

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  212. Interoperate? by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

    They actually mean: convince them to use MS tools/OS.

    We all know that when MS speaks of interoperating, they mean that as a one-way street. Besides, they have been bashing the OSS community so bad, I wonder what they really expect now. A sit-down after having been called evil, communist and unreliable? Are they fricking kidding us? 8)

  213. Don't do it!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my god, just do NOT meet with these guys from Microsoft. They want to know the names of the OSS people, so they can either offer them a lot of money to work for MS (and overwork them so they will not have time to develop the OSS projects they were working on), or somehow tinker with their lives! (Scary neighbours moving in, and stuff).

  214. Mono by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just thinking that if Microsoft promised they would not make copyright, patent infringement, or other IP claims against the current release of Mono, with appropriate language on how that promise would propagate to future releases or derivative projects, that would turn a lot of heads. It would be perceived as a surprising and welcome step.

  215. freedom or good code? by latroM · · Score: 1

    I wish that they would talk about freedom. If they use only the "quality code" argumentation M$ can compete. But if they mention freedom there is no competetition with that in their current business model.

  216. Re:"A Rising Tide... and Barriers to Entry" by ABCC · · Score: 1

    What youre saying is that, if linux costs nothing, and can drive HP/IBM/Sun out of business, then M$ can collect a larger share of the total total enterprise software budget.

    I have to disagree here, and say that its not the software that people value, but the service that goes with it. Even if the software is freely available, business customers will still require a support service, training facilities etc. Linux may well drive out the proprietary *nixes completely, and some of the enterprise software that goes with it, hence we see IBM offering entire 'solutions' based on OSS. I dont see Linux being IBM/HP/Sun's enterprise software business downfall, theyll just adapt to the new environment.

  217. Let's keep this Gates joke in perspective... by DoctoRoR · · Score: 1
    Although the parent is a troll or lacks a sense of humor, I'll come clean on two things:
    • The grandparent post was meant to be *funny* although to be funny there has to be a little truth in the form of their embrace/extend/extinguish tactics.

    • Aside from certain predatory business practices (which are understandable in the dog-eat-dog world of business), I admire Bill Gates. Anyone who puts billions of $$ and his own time into world-altering worthy causes like The Gates Foundation should be admired. Let's face it, when the future looks back on Gates, he'll be remembered as more magnanimous than the tycoons that started the Nobel prize and funded the libraries. Even though I'll probably switch to Apple in time, I take consolation that probably 95% of the Gates fortune will eventually go to charity. I've got no delusions that this man who routinely gets ridiculed on /. will do more good for this world than me and my hundred closest friends.
    So we can joke about this sit-down using lines from Braveheart, but let's not forget what Gates is doing in his fleecing of the rich and giving to the poor. (Preparing for the onslaught, or maybe mercifully, all of /. has moved on...)
    1. Re:Let's keep this Gates joke in perspective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two wrongs don't make a right

      just because he redistributes his ill-gotten gains doesn't make them not ill-gotten in the first place

  218. Generalizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is looking for a group to represent OSS advocates, to make generalizations about, because unfortunately they cannot do that with all of the individuals involved, making "OSS advocates" appear like a group of unique individuals. MS cannot combat this as there is nothing to make generalizations about. The solution is to round up a group and allow the reader to assume that their statements and conclusions represent the entire OSS community. Who is to say MS won't find the individuals that just allow them to launch into whatever they want to say?

  219. Linus, come to the proprietary side! by rlp · · Score: 1

    Do not underestimate the power of the proprietary side of the source!

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  220. Braveheart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't know why, but this reminds me of a meeting of scotts in "Braveheart" (the one in the beginning of the movie where all attendees were hanged)

  221. Re:"A Rising Tide... and Barriers to Entry" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would imagine if they wanted to survive they would team with enterprise class Linux companies to ensure that it runs on their hardware and provide value add.

    Eh? Sun's x86 servers are certified for SuSE and Red Hat, their JES runs on Linux, their SunRay server runs on Linux, OO.org/StarOffice runs on Linux, Java runs on Linux, is this the partnering you were referring to?

  222. Hey Bill, RTFM! by webweave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sitdown? We don't need no stinkin' sitdown. You can interoperate with our code a lot easier then we have been able to interoperate with your code. The only reason you can even call it your code is the fact of weak free licences like the BSD and your ability buy code innovated by others.

    So now you want a sit down.
    GO AWAY!

  223. Re:"A Rising Tide... and Barriers to Entry" by torokun · · Score: 1


    The problem with this view is that the open standards of the internet did not directly cut into the operating systems or office software market. They produced a demand for more features in those markets.

    In the case you're talking about, MS would be directly killing their cash cow Windows by promoting Linux. It is possible that in the end they'd make more, but neither they nor their investors can realistically push a strategy that phases out Windows or Office when that's where the money comes from. This would be a very risky strategy...

  224. Award a patent to the first person to file a claim by DescData · · Score: 1


    David Simon, chief patent counsel at Intel, testified before a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing earlier this week and said, "Let me state at the outset that the patent law is not broken. The law is fundamentally sound and works well." However, Simon called for reforms or improvements in the areas of patent quality, training and funding for U.S. Patent and Trademark Office staff, access to prior art, harmonization and litigation abuses, among others.

    "More recently, the PTO, with Jim Rogan [former director of the PTO] and John Dudas [current PTO director] providing the political leadership, decided that now was the time to change the fundamental premise on which the PTO would judge whether or not it was really making a contribution to supporting industry by shifting away from what had predominantly been a production-based mentality"--how many patent issues could be generated per staff year of effort"--to attempting to import into the PTO as many different quality improvement techniques and practices as possible," said Brad Huther, a director at the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and former president and CEO for the International Intellectual Property Institute.

    At this week's hearing, Dudas said that the patent law should be changed to award a patent to the first person to file a claim. The current rules allow patents to be granted to the first person who devised the invention.

    Is there a reason no one is talking about this?
    Giving the patent to the first to file seems like a bad idea to me. What if you have an idea, implement it as software, release it, and someone else sees a patentable idea in it and chooses to file? It was your idea, but some else can effectively steal it from you.

  225. Nobody busy MS services by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has made several attempts to get Windows into the service model. So far almost nobody has bought it.

  226. Microsoft in trouble? by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1
    I think Microsoft is in trouble, and they are desparately seeking ways to stay in business for a decade more while their competitors eat their lunch.

    I have a hard time seeing that Microsoft is "in trouble". The growth Microsoft thinks it is entitled to is over. I am sure people in Microsoft think double digit growth and triple digit margins are normal and anything less is "trouble".

    But realisitically Microsoft will dominate the desktop for a long long time. Too long in fact for my tastes.

    People will stick with Microsoft for the same reason they go to McDonalds when there is a great deli next to the golden arches. They will go with what is familiar. They will chose the path of least resistance.

    Even though McDonalds is not growing, McDonalds is not in trouble.

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  227. Why, they already support open standards... by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    They support TCP/IP! (although, they don't want to)

  228. Mars Attacks... by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    ...was my favourite. The Congress and French Assembly scenes.

    "We come in peace!"

    http://archiv.scifi.sk/MarsAttacks/video/congress. mov

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  229. Thanks for that - I needed a laugh ;-) by cheros · · Score: 1

    Thanks, that was *really* funny ;-).

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  230. Revenue from support by LPrecure · · Score: 1

    I think I agree, but I look at it slightly differently. I think IBM just LOVES a market where the software is free, and people spend their money on hardware and support. (And, even if they "get it", I don't see MS being able to transition to this model. For too long, their idea of "support" is "We've come out with a new version. Buy it, then we'll talk.") (One of the funny things I've been noticing lately is how much easier it is for me to find answers to my questions about "free" software than about things I've paid for. Although, that may be because my typical Linux questions are a lot simpler than my Windows questions.)

  231. Leaders mean different thing to different people by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    To business/whatever folk, leaders mean people in a position of authority, not just people who are followed. That distinction was the main thrust of what I was saying. MS cannot make any agreements with "the leaders" because they are not binding.

    The people you have mentioned have no authority to speak for the OSS movement (though Raymond is the self-proclaimed OSS historian/scribe/whatever-you-want-me-to-be-if-you -buy-me-a-beer). Bill Gates can't get any of them to sign an agreement on behalf of OSS.In the OSS movement any of that kind of shit will soon see the emergence of a new band of leaders.

    I contribute significantly to OSS. I take on some of what Linus says, and yes I am inspired by some of what he says. However I would not call him *my* leader. I'd only follow him while it makes sense.

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  232. Re:Leaders mean different thing to different peopl by sydb · · Score: 1

    But see, nowhere in the article is it mentioned that the meetings taking place between the "Open Source leaders" and Microsoft are intended to result in binding agreements.

    Nowhere in the article is it claimed that any of the "Open Source leaders" are going to sign the "Open Source community" up for any commitments.

    Nowhere in the article is it claimed that anyone is speaking for you.

    So I don't understand why you are upset at something that isn't happening.

    And yes, the word "leader" can mean someone in a position of authority. But that isn't about agreeing to things on your behalf, which you claim. In fact, no-one can agree to things on your behalf, even your boss, because you are always free to walk away; there may be consequences, but that's incidental. In a similar manner, RMS can make agreements on behalf of the FSF, but individual members of the FSF can choose to leave and not be beholden to those agreements.

    But again, this isn't happening. Don't be so paranoid.

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  233. Deja Vu by avatar414 · · Score: 1

    This part is called 'embrace'. Then after everyone
    is enjoying their warm fuzzy about finally being
    able to interoperate with them they'll whoop out
    their friends 'extend' and 'extinguish'

    Sounds like they're planning another Xenix since
    longhorn isnt impressing anyone.

  234. Well, we'll need some file format stuff, too by BattyMan · · Score: 1

    And interface protocols, like ActiveSync.

    There's more to it than just the API.

    And it has to be available for software licensed under the GPL. The Sender-ID mess is a good example of their unwillingness to play nicely.

    "It's a trap!"

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