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German Robot Dogs Dominate 2005 RoboCup U.S. Open

fishdan writes "As reported over on Sportsdot, the 2005 RoboCup US Open wrapped up today in Atlanta, Georgia. The American entry from the University of Texas fell 2-0 in robot soccer to the powerhouse German squad, the MicroSoft HellHounds. After the match, the German robot dogs were programmed to flex their metal biceps. With the time to devote to development and the financial backing of a company like Microsoft, the German entries are much more polished then their American counterparts at the moment. Last month at the RoboCup German Open, the Germans dominated nearly every category. (Slashdot has covered Robocup in previous years, too.)"

229 comments

  1. Oh Yeah? by smug_lisp_weenie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, we still woop their butt in robot basketball.

    Oh- Plus, our team just lost because they were intimidated by the German robotic soccer hooligans.

    1. Re:Oh Yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I know is, this is pretty cool: This reminds me of those "Cybie Dogs" and how they are PROGRAMMEABLE!

      (Imagine this - having 3-4 of them patrolling your home @ night, with stun guns attached. They have the ability to communicate with one another as well... so, that said, someone breaks into your home & violates it, & these guys are in it watching?)

      These are the days to look forward to: Welcome to the 21st century humanity...

    2. Re:Oh Yeah? by cHALiTO · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean like you won in human basketball at the olympics? oh, wait.. nevermind. ;)

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    3. Re:Oh Yeah? by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

      The UK will dominate you all as soon as they get a break from filming
      EXTERMINATE!

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    4. Re:Oh Yeah? by MosesJones · · Score: 1



      News just in.

      US invents new robot sport "robotilotocis" that no-one else in the world plays. 5 teams entered from all over the US (Two from California, Two from New York, and one paid for by the tax payers in Washington)... winner declared World Champion.

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    5. Re:Oh Yeah? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      (Imagine this - having 3-4 of them patrolling your home @ night, with stun guns attached. They have the ability to communicate with one another as well... so, that said, someone breaks into your home & violates it, & these guys are in it watching?)

      Until my collectivist patrolling hellhounds become enlightened of their slavery status and organize via wireless communication to electrocute their oppressor (i.e., Me).

      I can see the ads now:
      Borg Sentry Dogs(tm)! ...resistance is futile.

    6. Re:Oh Yeah? by KaptNKrunchy · · Score: 1
      Imagine this - having 3-4 of them patrolling your home @ night, with stun guns attached. They have the ability to communicate with one another as well... so, that said, someone breaks into your home & violates it, & these guys are in it watching?

      Imagine this - You get home from work, and robo doggie automatically brings you the paper, mail, and a beer, then you say, "good boy r0v3r," you open your mail and find the notice to tell you that you are being sued, for an amount that you can never, ever, fucking ever hope to pay off, all because r0v3r zapped poor little Timmy Chonga in the nannawhoos by mistake.

  2. Bi-pedal robots by /ASCII · · Score: 0

    RoboSoccer will be so much more fun to look at once we have reliable bi-pedal robots.

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    1. Re:Bi-pedal robots by theVP · · Score: 2, Funny

      It will be even more fun when they pick an entertaining sport. :P

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    2. Re:Bi-pedal robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Synchronized swimming, of course.

    3. Re:Bi-pedal robots by Walkiry · · Score: 1

      Like what, American Football? Get real :P

      Actually that may be a good idea, I'm pretty sure the algorithms would be easier (if you see a teammate, toss), since all the plays are already pre-programmed and the "real" players don't actually have to do that much thinking anyway (which is probably a good thing for them). Moreover, they only have to actually move about 10 seconds every 5 minutes or so.

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    4. Re:Bi-pedal robots by databyss · · Score: 1

      I think tennis would actually be a much better robot sport.

      It involves alot more for the robot to do other than push a ball into a goal.

      BTW, saying that soccer isn't entertaining doesn't imply that american football is.

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    5. Re:Bi-pedal robots by Reignking · · Score: 1

      I think tennis would actually be a much better robot sport.

      I think any game that relies on a ball staying airborn and robots reacting quickly would make a terrible robosport. American football (how would you throw & catch it?), baseball, volleyball...you name it. Soccer is the easiest because the ball can just run along the ground.

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    6. Re:Bi-pedal robots by databyss · · Score: 1

      I agree that it would be much more difficult, but also alot more challenging.

      I think it would benefit the field alot to keep the soccer and develop robot team play, but also introduce a sport that has a different focus. Like tennis.

      It would provide another focus area to develop. We already have the technology to move mechanical pieces with extreme accuracy very quickly. We have technology that can "see" moving objects in 3-D.

      I don't think it'll be easy, but I don't think that easy is the goal of the tournament.

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    7. Re:Bi-pedal robots by lullabud · · Score: 1

      Yeah, reliable biped robots... anatomically correct, female biped robots, with cold steel breasts and fiber optic hair, flipping through the air to kick other anatomically correct female robot soccer ass!

    8. Re:Bi-pedal robots by th3space · · Score: 1

      I like the way you think, mister!

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    9. Re:Bi-pedal robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree that it would be much more difficult, but also alot more challenging.
      What you say!
    10. Re:Bi-pedal robots by theVP · · Score: 1

      hey now, relax, it was a joke. I know plenty of people like soccer. I don't, but I felt like throwing that out there for fun. I wouldn't be so ignorant to run out and shout "BAN SOCCER, IT SUCKS". People are entitled to their choice of entertainment.

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    11. Re:Bi-pedal robots by databyss · · Score: 1

      All my words are belong to redundant...

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  3. Germans vs Americans by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

    Before anything else is judged, know that the Germans put a lot more time and effort into programming the AIBO dogs.

    1. Re:Germans vs Americans by pboulang · · Score: 1

      waaaa.. "we only lost cause we didn't practice" isn't a good enough excuse. What is it that differentiates teams with essentially the same hardware? TIME AND EFFORT. Kudos to the German team.
      hmmm.... slow motion soccer. . .

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    2. Re:Germans vs Americans by Quill_28 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not at all a waaa. The Germen won because of the time and effort they were willing to put in. And there robot programming skill

      But having a sponser certainly helps. Where the Germans had 20? people working on it, some full time. The Americans, according to the article, were working on it between classes.

      Congrats to the Germans, untill the Americans take it more seriously they will be lucky to win.

    3. Re:Germans vs Americans by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Teacher: Sorry, you failed that test.
      Pupil: But, I haven't put much effort into learning, and for that, I think it was quite good!

      Now, what's the most likely reaction of the teacher?
      A: "Oh, sorry, I didn't know that. Well, for not learning much, that work was definitely not bad! I'll correct your grade immediatly!"
      B: "So you didn't put much effort in it? Ok, well, then you just got what you deserve."
      C: "Well, I'm not sure what I should do now. Maybe I'll make it an AskSlashdot question ..."

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    4. Re:Germans vs Americans by Omega697 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, let it be known that it wasn't us (UT Austin Villa) that played the Germans, but the team from CMU (CMDash).

      Also, let it be known that in the world competition, the German teams all combine to form one team of about 80 people from many different universities around Germany. They have a very structured codebase (I believe the use a lot of XML to define behaviors and motions) that they all work on. Don't crown the German Team too quickly though, there are some mighty good teams from Australia too, one of which gave the German Team a serious run for their money in last year's RoboCup finals.

    5. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Americans will probably lose regardless of how seriously they take it because they traditionally suck at engineering.

    6. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that make americans lazy?

    7. Re:Germans vs Americans by schtum · · Score: 1

      That explains how a bunch of poor, illegal immigrant high school students beat the best and brightest from MIT in a robotics competition.

    8. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, another alliance between Germany and Japan?

    9. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only because they were sponsored by the Columbian drug cartels to develop a robotic drug smuggling submarine.

    10. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1?

      What a gyp!

      It was pretty good.

    11. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mods have been brutal on this thread (34 posts at -1 right now).

    12. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a matter of fact, most of our "people" are students. And off course they work between classes, too.

    13. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know, that "the Germans" give annual access to their code such that all teams can learn from it?

      I wonder, why they did not participate at the USOpen regulary. Was it forbidden, or what?

    14. Re:Germans vs Americans by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      The Americans would have easily won if they'd programmed their robots to say, "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
      Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

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    15. Re:Germans vs Americans by uradu · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what you're saying is that we shouldn't admire them too much since they only won because they pooled their resources efficiently and had good programming practices? Sheesh, those cheating bastards!

    16. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Further evidence that German collectivism is a thing to be feared...

      Just kidding, love you guys!

    17. Re:Germans vs Americans by hendrik42 · · Score: 1

      Forming a "national team" for football(*) is actually neither cheating nor immoral. In real-life football, national teams are every country's pride and inter-country matches are about the only thing that empties the streets and gives 80% TV viewer ratings. That applies not just to Germany but to almost every country since football is the world's most popular sport.

      (*): The name is actually football, not soccer. Unlike american football, real football actually involves using a foot and a ball.

    18. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We were not allowed to do so.
      The organizers just wanted a US team to win the US Open.

    19. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here in Dortmund.
      We also work between classes... and parties and stuff! ;-)

    20. Re:Germans vs Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, your information is incorrect.
      The article was referring to an exhibition match that Austin Villa lost 2-0 against Microsoft Hellhounds.
      CMDash lost also 2-0 against the germans, as the US Open Champion, in an official match to determine the US / German Championship.

  4. I wonder... by bmalek · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... if asking for a beer and a dog at the event would be frowned upon?

    What happens to the dogs that get the blue screen of death?

    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't worry about those BSODs it's the new and improved RSOD you should be worried about. it's meant to simulate blood.

    2. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .... or a salted peanut? ho ho!

    3. Re:I wonder... by Omega697 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I had a beer at the last RoboCup World Cup, and no one seemed to mind! Also, while Microsoft does sponsor the Hellhounds, the Aibos run a proprietary Sony OS called Aperios, which in turn runs a somewhat more open system called "Open-R" that teams use to develop the robots. So while crashing robots is not an entirely uncommon event (there's even a 30 second penalty for it), we unfortunately can't really blame Microsoft for it.

  5. Natural allies by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Microsoft teaming up with the Germans? Oh yeah, something good is bound to come out of that.

    -Eric

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    1. Re:Natural allies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Time to welcome some overlords, I guess.

    2. Re:Natural allies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Back to school for you. Germany (or rather Prussia) won the Franco-Prussian war.

    3. Re:Natural allies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts exactly.

      ROBOTIC DOGS for chrissake!

      There are a handful of things Germans should be doing right now. Programming dogs that cannot be peppersprayed is not one of them.

  6. Not Austin Villa by hauntedspaceship · · Score: 5, Informative

    It was CMDash from Carnegie Melon that played Dortmund in the US-German match. UT Austin Villa placed 3rd behind UPenn and CMU.

    1. Re:Not Austin Villa by claygate · · Score: 1

      Austin Villa is the name of the actual soccer team I play(ed) on while going to UT. One of our players is doing postgraduate robotics at UT. It's nice to know we're the team's namesake.

  7. Pro Wrestling by kahei · · Score: 2, Funny


    Now I get it -- it's like Pro Wrestling! They're building the evil evil HellHounds up to be the baddies -- muscle-flexing (probably nazi, gay, or both) foreigners with shady corporate backing. Now the first American team, the down-home Texans, takes a fall to build up sympathy. THAT's when they wheel out the REAL HEROES, which'll be some big 'Team America' (only not puppets) which will whup the teutonic cheats to the sound of wild cheering and 'yankee doodle'.

    I'm getting my crudely-lettered 'KILL!' sign ready now!

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  8. Obligatory sideshow Bob quote by orzetto · · Score: 0

    (Judge) - Sideshow Bob, isn't it true that your homepage is titled "Die Microsoft Hellhounds"?

    (Sideshow Bob) - Oh, it's German. It means "The Microsoft Hellhounds".

    (Crowd) - No one who can speak German can be evil!

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  9. Same with normal soccer by moz25 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The germans dominate at normal soccer (with humans) too. It's annoying.

    1. Re:Same with normal soccer by prionic6 · · Score: 0

      You must be either kidding or coming from some ancient times in your time machine... At least we have a _slightly_ likeable natonal soccer team by now. Thats a real progress!

    2. Re:Same with normal soccer by Dusabre · · Score: 1

      Like hell they do...

      The German machine has broken though over the last decade.

    3. Re:Same with normal soccer by michelcultivo · · Score: 1

      No, no. You're totally wrong with your affirmation. Who is the country that wins 5 times the World Cup?!?
      It's our nice Brasil (with "s")!!!.

    4. Re:Same with normal soccer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, they do have most of the NFL Europe teams (all except the Amsterdam Admirals, actually). Yes, I know what you meant- and it's not like you don't have any idea what is meant when someone calls it "soccer." If you just wait a few years, anyway, the expanding popularity of Univision, and more generally, Spanish, in the United States will probably lead it to it being called "futbol" here. !GOL! !GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

    5. Re:Same with normal soccer by -brazil- · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being Vice World Champion ain't that worthless an achievement in my book. No, Germany is not dominating soccer right now, but it didn't do that in the past either. I wouldn't even say that Brazil is dominating soccer.

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    6. Re:Same with normal soccer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The German soccer team sucks.
      And that's the reason we have to be good at least in robot soccer... ;-)

  10. Flex my shiny metal... by autophile · · Score: 2, Funny
    After the match, the German robot dogs were programmed to flex their metal biceps.

    (sigh) After the post, the Nerd slashdot dogs were programmed to flex their keyboard fingers and kill the servers.

    --Rob

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  11. Can I get one? by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1, Funny

    I need a pet that my kids will like that will actually listen to me and do what I say instead of giving me the paw.

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  12. Why Germans? by inherent+monkey+love · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Other than to give the foil-hat types among us a dose of pyrric irony, why would Microsoft team up with a German team? I would think that the past few months have demonstrated that Europeans dislike Microsfot even more than the US. So why?

    1. Re:Why Germans? by faloi · · Score: 1

      And if I recall some Scientology debacle with a defragmentation program some years ago, the Germans are (well, were) even more against Microsoft that the rest of the EU. But I guess money is the tool that'll break down all barriers. Everybody has a price...

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    2. Re:Why Germans? by Ours · · Score: 1

      It's probably a sain marketing move. Germany is strongly into open source, lunix etc...
      They're doing marketing were they need it most.

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    3. Re:Why Germans? by supertsaar · · Score: 1

      First thing that pops in my Mind...
      World Domination

      Or another cliche that is not necessarily true: German Engineering is the best in the world.

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    4. Re:Why Germans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they're programming Sony hardware running a Sony developed OS, aren't they?

    5. Re:Why Germans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think that's the point.
      At the University of Dortmund we mainly use Linux and Unix, prefere Open Scource programms and use Java instead of C++ and its MS tools.

      Therefore MS has this Academic Alience Program (indeed the HellHounds are sponsored by this program and not MS directly) and computer science students get VisualStuio .net for free and this kind of stuff...

      And they also want the publicity of sponsoring basic research.

  13. Micro*s*oft by Speare · · Score: 0

    You know, Microsoft hasn't been spelled with a capital S since early 1987. Maybe in 2007, the geeks who hold a grudge could let this one go, and spell the trademark correctly. Heck, hardly anybody says "Un*x" anymore...

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    1. Re:Micro*s*oft by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      In the Netherlands, they sell a sausage named Unox.

    2. Re:Micro*s*oft by J1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Unox, the worst operating system"

      (only funny if you speak Dutch I guess)

    3. Re:Micro*s*oft by Zebadias · · Score: 1

      Why do people star out Unix?

    4. Re:Micro*s*oft by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      LOL, you just made my day :)

    5. Re:Micro*s*oft by houghi · · Score: 1

      In the Netherlands, they sell a sausage named Unox.

      And you can see them here

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    6. Re:Micro*s*oft by operagost · · Score: 1

      For the same reason they star out sh*t.

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    7. Re:Micro*s*oft by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      according to the jargon file: Used to refer to the Unix operating system in writing, but avoiding the need for the ugly (TM) typography (see also (TM)). Also used to refer to any or all varieties of Unixoid operating systems. Ironically, lawyers now say that the requirement for the trademark postfix has no legal force, but the asterisk usage is entrenched anyhow. It has been suggested that there may be a psychological connection to practice in certain religions (especially Judaism) in which the name of the deity is never written out in full, e.g., 'YHWH' or 'G--d' is used.

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    8. Re:Micro*s*oft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy new glasses (or display)... it is not an S it is a $ !

    9. Re:Micro*s*oft by maharg · · Score: 1

      lol, they even have a commercial with a pengiun, classic !! http://www.unox.nl/acties/movie/commercial.wmv

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    10. Re:Micro*s*oft by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Has Microsoft ever been written with a capital S, even before 1987?

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    11. Re:Micro*s*oft by karstux · · Score: 1

      If I wasn't told lies in class, then the company in question was first established under the name of "Micro-Soft", with the objective of developing and delivering a BASIC interpreter for the Altair 8800. I can't remember the year, though.

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    12. Re:Micro*s*oft by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Yes, Micro-Soft, but never MicroSoft AFAIK. That's just lame. Wikipedia has more details.

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    13. Re:Micro*s*oft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe in 2007, the geeks who hold a grudge could let this one go, and spell the trademark correctly

      Yeah, maybe if, before 2007, bill gates would withdraw 'himself' from the collective orifices of all geeks, near and far... Personally, it will take a little while for me to 'recover'. Until then, let them be bgInc., Lugburz, m$... pick yer poison.

  14. They flexed their muscles... by Vo0k · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...and then they said...
    W3 AR TH3 M1CORZOVT D0G 0F B0RG! PR33P33R T00 B ASSIMILATED!

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  15. Not surprising by Reignking · · Score: 0

    This isn't surprising -- the efficient Germans play like robots, anyway. Heck, an Italian newspaper even put that in their headline during the last World Cup. At least the robots didn't use a handball to defeat the Americans this time...

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    1. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, an Italian newspaper even put that in their headline during the last World Cup.

      An Italian newspaper put it into their headline? Hell, then it must be true... ;)

  16. Revenge is sweet it seems. by Nibbler(C) · · Score: 1

    The HellHound-site is not responding, I wonder if some one is swearing in german (Zum Teufel!) somewhere...

    1. Re:Revenge is sweet it seems. by MustardMan · · Score: 0

      Zum Teufel!

      Bless you!

    2. Re:Revenge is sweet it seems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, most times we swear by just yelling "Scheiße!"

  17. In the words of Gary Lineker by ardmhacha · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." -- Gary Lineker (English soccer/football player)

    1. Re:In the words of Gary Lineker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to recall that rugby players referred to football/soccer as organized jogging.

    2. Re:In the words of Gary Lineker by fatted · · Score: 1

      Soccer players refer to rugby as a game for men with funny shaped balls.

    3. Re:In the words of Gary Lineker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 1992 they didn't.
      Go Danish Dynamite!

    4. Re:In the words of Gary Lineker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      contrary to what I assume is popular foreign belief, I would say that most americans consider american football to be modern slavery or atleast extremely lame...

      although we probably think more sports are rather lame... that's why we're fat.

      I don't mind... more fat guys means more chicks for me...

    5. Re:In the words of Gary Lineker by databyss · · Score: 1

      hehehe... you said balls...

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    6. Re:In the words of Gary Lineker by uradu · · Score: 1

      > Soccer players refer to rugby as a game for men with funny shaped balls.

      More like "a game for men who like to stick their heads into other men's balls."

  18. Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by ewg · · Score: 4, Funny

    We need to develop a robot to watch soccer, an activity Americans generally consider too tedious for humans.

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    1. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by ceeam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, because you may miss a goal while chewing your corn or opening your beer. American "Football" OTOH is nicely paced to allow for proper nutrition pauses.

    2. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      In my country soccer is the most popular sport by a large margin. Nevertheless I laughed my ass off watching the Simpsons parody of soccer, ending in a huge soccer riot after 5 minutes :)

    3. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by Quixote · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... as compared to a fast, action-packed game like baseball.

    4. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1
      "soccer, an activity Americans generally consider too tedious for humans."

      Ah yes.

      Unlike baseball.

      Or American Football.

    5. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually yes, compared to soccer, it is.

    6. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corn?

    7. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by operagost · · Score: 1

      Because there's nothing I like more than to sit down with a plate full of yummy, steaming, buttered corn (you call it maize!) while watching the Eagles beat Dallas.

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    8. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by jthayden · · Score: 1

      I think a big part of why Americans don't care for soccer is because they've never played it. Not in a real organized sense where you learn the rules and the strategy and the little things about the game. You'll never really appreciate a game you've never played. That's why Americans don't like soccer and Europeans don't like Baseball, because neither really gets the strategy.

    9. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by Reignking · · Score: 1

      I think a big part of why Americans don't care for soccer is because they've never played it.

      I think you're dead-on. I grew up playing it in DC, and I can't get enough of it. I even subscribe to GolTV so that I can watch La Liga (and I spent a year in Spain last year). Its the same reason that I don't like basketball -- I've never played, so I've never enjoyed the intricacies of the game.

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    10. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      We need to develop a robot to watch soccer, an activity Americans generally consider too tedious for humans.

      Heh. This from the country[1] that foisted baseball upon a portion of the world...arguably the most tedious of games (cricket would win, except they're civilized enough to stop for tea now and then).

      What we need is a robot for watching sports in general ... always far too tedious for human beings to watch. Of course, that could be generalized to television as a whole, with the added caveat "...almost always far too tedious for humans..." (though of course, one could save the $5000 dollars for a robot to watch sports/tv and just turn the damn thing off, but where's the fun in that? :-))

      [1] IAAA - "I Am An American" (so I can mock my country and its silly sports all I like, and I do)

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    11. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by salmacis2 · · Score: 1

      You're on the wrong site. Fark is thataway...

    12. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by rkmath · · Score: 1

      Great! Being nerds we will never *play* soccer - we got robots to do that. Then we get so lazy, we won't even watch them play - we get robots to do *that*. (Of course, the more AI minded nerds among us will enjoy studying the robots watching the robots playing ...)

    13. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOOOOOOOORTING!

      http://www.sporting.pt/

    14. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt! Try again.

      In America, we have a very common term "soccer moms" for moms who drive their kids to various practices/lessons all day.

      If soccer was not so popular, you would hear more about "football moms" or "baseball moms".

      Soccer is VERY popular among kids, they just grow out of it by the time they go to high school since there is no money in it (at least in US).

    15. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 0
      American "Football" OTOH is nicely paced to allow for proper nutrition pauses.

      That's frigging clever! That might be the key of the preeminence of pause-packed sports in the taste of the US versus the rest of the World... And it also explains other things like the weight problems... it'd be interesting to see if there's a correlation between the TV rates for sports in each US state and their average weight.

    16. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 0

      I think another reason is that while soccer in most of the world is played rather casually, in the backyard of apartment buildings or in the middle of an empty street, the widespread organization of US cities makes this many-neighbor-kids contact more difficult. Packed, unorganized cities favor soccer (been to Brazil?), while more open places don't.

    17. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by jthayden · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt! Try Again

      "Soccer moms" have only come into existence in recent years and those kids are still growing up. Plus those teams aren't very organized on teaching how to play the game or the strategy behind it. As you also point out, not all "soccer moms" are taking their kids to soccer either. Add into that it's a term invented by the media and you can tell how much stock that is worth. I maintain, the vast majority of adults in America have never played soccer in any organized sense that they would truly understand the sport.

      Finally, who plays sports as a kid or teenager for the money? Sure, some people in the inner city perhaps, at least that is the sterotype, plus a few trying to get scholarships to college, but teenagers don't play high school sports for the hope of making money, they play them for the fun and social aspects.

    18. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1
      Obviously you don't play much sports.

      "Soccer Mom" has been a buzz word since the 80's. The kids who grew up in 80's are now full grown, sports watching adults.

      Sure, those moms also take kids to other sports, but soccer is the majority - but when they become adults soccer is not even a decent minority sport - why is that?

      Those teams are every bit well coached as any little league (or any other sport) team. Which is not that much but then again, it is just a red herring (I never played football - the American kind, but I still love it) anyway.

      The alpha males (best athletes) in start drifting toward pro-related sports by the time they get to high school, why? Because every kid with half-decent talent thinks he can be a pro and they go where the money is. Once the alpha males make a move, all other kids follow .

    19. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by jthayden · · Score: 1
      I think it's more that I don't have any kids. I played sports all through grade school, high scool and college. Allthough in college it was Fencing, perhaps the geekiest sport around.

      Never soccer though except for in gym class and I grew up in the 80s, born in 77. Granted I grew up in rural America and not the suburbs, and they are always behind the times.

      I do think you're estimating the growth of soccer in America to be too early, but it doesn't matter. If you grew up in the 80s, you're still only 30, meaning the majority of adults never played the game and just don't appreciate it because of that. I don't mean to imply that little kids soccer isn't as well coached as anything else little kids play. But before a certain age, they don't really teach them how to play the game. Football, soccer, basketball, all little kids games look exactly the same. There are a bunch of kids all clumped around the ball and one kid at the end of the field picking his nose. If that is a person's only experience of a game, they will never appreciate it.

      http://www.wordspy.com/words/soccermom.asp

    20. Re:Develop a robot to *watch* soccer by shardaek · · Score: 1

      > Great! Being nerds we will never *play* soccer - we got robots to do that.

      The times are changing, my friend.

      Here in Finland (yes, it's a country, see CIA Factbook) one the local TV networks
      is looking for a number of geeks to form a soccer team "FC Nerds".
      They explicitly demand that the applicants are a) geeks, b) not at all interested or proficient
      in soccer. They plan to hire experts to coach the team. Perhaps even cheerleaders.

      The beginning paragraph says "We're looking for 16 supernice, fun, self-ironic and smart GEEKS,
      who are ready to become the new idols on Sub-TV."

      I, for one, definitely send in my resume.

      -?

  19. Re:bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dominate yet another sport?

    Oh yeah, like basketball. Oh no wait you forgot to dominate basketball at the olympics when you had to play against someone else. Athletics maybe. No not there either because all your top cheats, sorry athletes are under investigation for illegal substances. Tennis maybe, oh no that bastard swiss guy keeps taking all the majors. Like golf, oops forgot about the Ryder cup there for a sec.

    By bigger fish to fry I assume you meant US domestic championships which American teams seem to feel makes them world, not national champions. Isnt it funny though how US teams tend to lose when they have to play anyone other than themselves. I would not hold my breath waiting for the US to win the world cup if I was you.

  20. Re:bleh by lafouine · · Score: 0

    I actually take pride in the fact that the U.S. sucks at soccer.

    The U.S. doesn't suck that much at soccer, according to the FIFA World ranking (April), they are 10th ! In the same ranking, Germany is 20th...
    FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking : http://www.fifa.com/fifa/media/history.teamrank.ht ml

  21. Their inspiration by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    is a robo version of David Hasslehoff. Or would it be David Hassleruff? Either way, thats why they won and not because of superior funding.

  22. Re:Do the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, are you saying that Microsoft is infringing on the Underpants Gnome's proprietary business model? Those bastards they...

  23. Imagine that! by Quickfry · · Score: 1

    The Germans dominated nearly every category in the GERMAN Robocup...

  24. Arggghhhh! Mods from the US and it shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The germans dominate at normal soccer (with humans) too. It's annoying."

    This is not interesting, its a joke considering how the German national team has perfomed in recent times. (Just look at the latest Euro Cup, how emberassing).

    Ups, sorry, now I get it, parent is English, well in that case. Nobody forced you to loose every major game in penalty shoutout against Germany. :-D

    1. Re:Arggghhhh! Mods from the US and it shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, they may not be the powerhouse they once were (who is, except for Brazil) ... but they were in the final of the 2002. At a time when everybody had them written off. Just like Euro96.

      The US has a great national team, mind you. But the Germans are still a few steps higher in quality, consistency, and determination. And they tend to work better as team. Less well when they don't have Ballack or Kahn to save their hides.

      Heck, ask Donovan. He couldn't break into the Leverkusen side and he's one of the best US players. But then again, the US has always been a great team.

    2. Re:Arggghhhh! Mods from the US and it shows by Reignking · · Score: 1

      That's Donovan's fault -- he didn't earn his way on to the pitch. Instead, he gave up again and came back to California. Had Donovan succeeded, it would've seriously increased the respect for US players. OTOH, there are bunch of Americans playing in Europe -- a good site to track them is Yanks Abroad.

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  25. Vorsprung durch Technik! by zerojoker · · Score: 0

    Vorsprung durch Technik! ;-)

  26. Re:bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha hahaha...
    it's cute to see how losers twist the obvious truth to favour their own little reality. Have you ever heard of the Williams sisters? Lance Armstrong? Michael Jordan? Agassi? Tiger Woods? Umh, did you watch the latest Olympic games at all? yeah I thought so...now shut up and take your medicine for growing a brain.

  27. Re:bleh by kahei · · Score: 2, Insightful


    So to recap, some guy tweaked you 'a few months ago', and you are still bothered enough that you spend two paragraphs telling Slashdot how Soccer is boring and you take pride in the fact that the US sucks at it and anyway the US will win anyway and 'Euros' suck. I'm gonna assume you're a Republican.

    Now, calm down. The US is great at lots of things. It's not a major soccer playing nation. That's fine. It's okay that the US is not good at soccer. Accept it... then forget about it. It's no biggie.

    Ya know, I really feel I have helped this guy.

    Waiter! My redundant/troll/flamebait mod please!

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  28. Re:bleh by edremy · · Score: 2, Informative
    Since when is a 2-0 score "domination"?

    This is a sport where World Cup finals are decided by penalty shots because nobody could score while playing the actual game. 2-0 is something like 97-0 in american football terms.

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  29. Well by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our new robotic kanine over lords

    DOG SPRUNG TECHNIK!

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  30. Obligatory Gary Lineker Quote by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 0

    "Football is a simple game - you play for 120 minutes and then the Germans win on penalties"

    Gary Lineker

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  31. Re:bleh by Omega697 · · Score: 1

    That used to be the case.

    The robots are much better now than they used to be. Currently a domination would be more like 8-0 or 15-0 (games the like of which were seen at last year's RoboCup World Cup).

    However, the score isn't the only indicator. For all we know, the Germans could have scored their two goals in the first 30 seconds and then played extremely defensively for the rest of the game.

  32. germans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    German Robot Dogs Dominate 2005 RoboCup U.S. Open

    Did they use REAL robots or just normal people?

  33. Wow, very insightful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Germans had put a little more effort in World War II you moron would be a pile of ash now. Dumbass.

  34. Tell me this by BaudKarma · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do the robots have rocket launchers and lasers? Or even titanium buzzsaw blades at the end of their arms?

    No?

    You mean it's *just* soccer?

    Then why do I care?

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    1. Re:Tell me this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the aim of the competition is to develop better AI algorithms for co-operating robots. The best algorithmic can in the future be adapted to allow for packs of robot dogs with titanium buzzsaw blades and lasers in their foreheads. This is how technology advances, you just have to be patient.

  35. Salute? by dcw3 · · Score: 0, Troll

    After the match, the German robot dogs were programmed to flex their metal biceps.

    As long as it wasn't along with a "Zig Heil" bark, and snap of the hind paws, I'm cool with that.

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    1. Re:Salute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Salute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just wondering who that Zig person is that you're talking about... after all you're hailing him.
      That or you need to work on your German a tad.
      And on not being a troll.

    3. Re:Salute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry if you thought it was a troll. It was an attempt at a little humor. My grandparents were all German, so no slight was intended...sheesh.

  36. I, for one, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new German RoboDog Overlords!

  37. Re:bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "you meant US domestic championships "

    US DOMESTIC??? WHAT??? I have been cheated all these years? All those championships were always labeled "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP".
    Now I understand why I never saw another contry in those. Man! Now I realize that there are actually another countries and a whole world outside of the US!. I tought everything else was just desert or jungle.

  38. Release the robotic Richard Simmons by peekitty · · Score: 1

    No rocket launchers, but the dogs have bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you...

  39. Re:bleh by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
    Wow, it's amazing how you injected politics into a discussion that had nothing to do about them. You must be a left-wing nutcase.

    I went on about it because I don't exactly have a lot of anecdotes about soccer. My only other one was when the Japanese team played the Chinese team in the Asian Cup final, and the Japanese cheated and won. I was sitting in China with my Japanese gf watching the game. Not exactly germane to the discussion, but an interesting story nonetheless.

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  40. Article Text :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Die Microsoft Hellhounds - Roboterfußball an der Universität Dortmund

    Aktuelles
    Hellhounds auf den German Open in Paderborn
    Inhalte

    Roboterfußball ist die faszinierende Kombination aus dem Mannschaftssport Nummer eins weltweit und innovativer Technologie. Autonom agierende Roboter spielen um Sieg oder Niederlage.

    An dieser Problemstellung werden Ergebnisse aus verschiedenen Forschungsdisziplinen direkt verglichen. Die internationale Initiative "RoboCup" fördert die Forschung in den Bereichen Künstliche Intelligenz und autonome mobile Roboter. Hierzu werden internationale Turniere veranstaltet, die allen Forschern die Möglichkeit geben, das Erreichte im direkten Vergleich zu testen und so gemeinsam Fortschritte zu erzielen.

    Unsere Projektgruppe besteht aus Wissenschaftlern, studentischen Hilfskräften und Informatikstudenten. Als eigenständiges Team sind wir Teil der Deutschen Nationalmannschaft, an der noch drei weitere Universitäten beteiligt sind.

    Die Liga, in der wir antreten, nennt sich "Sony Four-Legged League". Hier werden von allen Teams die gleichen Roboter, die hundeähnlichen Aibos der Firma Sony verwendet.

    Wir beschäftigen uns mit der Entwicklung von schnellen Laufmustern, der Programmierung des Verhaltens der Roboter, der Bildverarbeitung sowie der Kommunikation zur globalen Sensor-Fusion.

  41. Microsoft vs. Sony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The referenced Web site (sorry, I don't speak German) says something about a "Sony Four-Legged League" (the Hellhounds' opponents?).

    The site title starts off with the phrase "Die Microsoft Hellhounds", which is probably what Sony executives are thinking along about now ...

    (Yes, I'm guessing that "die" really translates as "the". It's just that the other translation is more fun!)

  42. German?!? by HBergeron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why am I beset by the image of huge metal german shepards chasing me through the woods and then sitting up and flexing over my lifeless corpse.

    German... Robot... Dogs... Chilling.

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    1. Re:German?!? by spun · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the way I pictured it when I read the story. I think the Germans still have a PR problem sixty five years after their last little escapade. I suggest they change their name to something like Fluffenhappi, Smilenlafen, or Nottinvaden.

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    2. Re:German?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly the way I pictured it when I read the story. I think the Germans still have a PR problem sixty five years after their last little escapade.

      The 700+ years of agressive militaristic culture could also have something to do with it as well. Of course that was mostly due to the Prussians (Not Russians, Prussia was a region in what we now call Germany), the Bavarians were more easy-going.

    3. Re:German?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 700+ years of agressive militaristic culture could also have something to do with it as well.

      You're only jealous because we are five hundred years ahead of you, sucker!

    4. Re:German?!? by uradu · · Score: 1

      > The 700+ years of agressive militaristic culture could also have something to do with it as well

      As opposed to the peace and love spread by the British, French, Spanish and Portuguese throughout the world.

    5. Re:German?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As opposed to the peace and love spread by the British, French, Spanish and Portuguese throughout the world.

      Honestly, yes. Those four other cultures also were capable of agressive miltary expansion, but they didn't incorporate them into their basic culture as much as the Prussians. Just because I stated that the Prussians enshrined authoritarian miliatrisim as ideals does not imply that they were the only europeans who could be violent. They just were notably more apt to keep it as the status quo.

  43. Does anyone have video of the match? by neo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd really like to watch the match, did anyone save the video?

  44. To improve America's showing next year... by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Funny
    -we need to improve the bottom line by offshoring more engineering/tech jobs.
    -move more scholarships to sports programs.
    -increase school class size to make schools more efficient.
    -increase corperate and religious involvement in school curricuum.



    oh, wait...

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    1. Re:To improve America's showing next year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very nice. Sarcasm with a bite!
      But you forgot:
      -administer standardized tests to create sham evidence why 'schools that work' should be given more money and problem schools given less, thus widening the gap between the haves and have-nots.

  45. Robosoccer Videos by Ceyx · · Score: 1

    Sombody asked for some videos of Robosoccer matches, unfortunatly i could not find any of the 2005 World Cup but some nice aolder ones:

    http://www-ds.e-technik.uni-dortmund.de/~robotics/ content/videos.html

    Have fun ...

    1. Re:Robosoccer Videos by Harish+Mallipeddi · · Score: 1

      haha those videos were funny!

  46. Facts ftw by Morticae · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am a CS major at UT Austin and have been involved in robotics here. It was mentioned briefly, but I'd like to paste the text from the UT site which corrects this article. Sources. Check them.

    "11 May 2005
    The team is just getting back from the 2005 US Open where we placed third. While we lost our semifinal match 1-0 to Penn, we played an exhibition match against the eventual first place team, CMU, and won 2-1. In official play, we outscored our opponents 24-1. With a little bit of luck we could have wound up in 2nd or even 1st. We're coming home with a lot of ideas for improvement though, so we're looking forward to Robocup 2005 in Osaka! Contrary to what was posted on Slashdot, we did not play the Germans. That was CMDash from CMU."

    1. Re:Facts ftw by fishdan · · Score: 1
      According to ESPN:

      http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=205 7311

      and (the exact same story) on the Robocup official site: http://www.robocup-us.org/press.html

      Texas lost *a* game Germany 2-0. I don't see anywhere that says that it was the championship game. As an insider, are you saynig Texas did not play Dortmund at all?

      ...Sources. Check Them...

      Articles...Read Them.

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    2. Re:Facts ftw by ejtttje · · Score: 1

      Well, I did watch the final German vs. CMU exhibition match on ESM ( http://esm.cs.cmu.edu/ ), and that game was 2-0 for the germans, so I bet the robocup article was posted without having been proofed.

      In addition, if the GP says (s)he's from UT Austin and didn't play the Germans [implying "at all"], then I would tend to believe that this means the original article screwed up the names.

    3. Re:Facts ftw by Morticae · · Score: 1

      are you saynig Texas did not play Dortmund at all?

      Yes, I am.

      Articles...Read Them.

      Associated Press is great, but their salaries are on the low end for reporters (quite so in major cities). Draw your own conclusions.

    4. Re:Facts ftw by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      So you trust the AP more than someone from the mentioned team itself? I am a member of Carnegie Mellon's team CMDash, and I was there at the open. We placed first among the teams from the Americas, which one could find out if one asked any member of any team. Obviously the AP writer didn't bother to do so. I'd bet they didn't even attend the game, as it would be pretty obvious where the American team was from, since every one of us had a shirt that said "Carnegie Mellon".

      Errors aside, several US teams are similar in their competitiveness. UPenn, UT Austin, and Carnegie Mellon aren't far apart in ability, so if the games were played again, the outcome could be different. The German team, as part of the defending champion, was expected to do well. They have enough money that last year they entered every regional competition: Europe, the US, Japan and Australia. They also have about 5x the manpower of every other team. I admire their achievement, but its in the same way one admires the Yankees when playing against Cleveland.

    5. Re:Facts ftw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - It is true that CMDash was the only team to play against Hellhounds in an official match at the US Open, and they lost 2-0
      - It is also true that UT Austin Villa played an exhibition match against MS Hellhounds and lost it 2-0, and that's the match the press articles are referring.

      Concerning the Microsoft Hellhounds as a "superpower":
      - The GermanTeam every year publicly releases it's whole source code, complete of debugging tools and documentation
      - It also releases a 300 pages team report explaining in detail how their code works
      - Several teams have used and are using parts (or the whole framework) of the GermanTeam code
      - MS Hellhounds taking part at US, Australian or Japan Opens is not a showcase of their "outstanding wealth". The overall cost of sending 1-2 persons to such events is not even a fraction of what CMU spends to compete at top levels in *all* robocup leagues and hardware platforms.
      - If you want to know who is the "Yankees" of robocup, just take a look at the results of all the competitions which took place at US Open, as soon as they are available. You'll find that a team with 3 letter name has a certain high frequency...
      - Microsoft Hellhounds don't have 5x the man power of any other team, there are only 3 graduate students in it.

  47. Wo is die Gabel? by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

    "Die Microsoft Hellhounds"

    Odd that they would threaten their own creations?

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    1. Re:Wo is die Gabel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wo is_t_ die Gabel?

    2. Re:Wo is die Gabel? by TERdON · · Score: 1
      "Die Microsoft Hellhounds"

      Odd that they would threaten their own creations?

      "die" is one of the articles in German. Translation to English: "the".

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  48. robots throwing balls by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



    You bring up an interesting point. How would they catch a passed ball? I'm imagining an air-cannon with laser targeting. The laser could even be used to tell the recipient of the toss that a ball was coming from a particular direction so the reciever could optimally position its catching basket. Perhaps that could also be communicated via radio frequencies.

    The shooting algorithm could even be optimized to consider the speed of the thrower and receiver.

    Seth

    1. Re:robots throwing balls by Reignking · · Score: 1

      When you are able to develop an arched laser, you might have a chance :)

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    2. Re:robots throwing balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you are able to develop an arched laser, you might have a chance :)

      Why would the laser need to arc?

      Just use it to get the distance to target. Then plug that data into an optimized range equation to find the necessary acceleration to hit the target. Use the acceleration to find the force the robot's lauching system must exert to hit the target. The algorithm seems fairly straight forward, of course it would have to be tweaked in any real application.

    3. Re:robots throwing balls by Reignking · · Score: 1

      In (american) football, you may have a man open downfield. But, if there's a defender in between, a normal laser wouldn't be able to find that open man.

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  49. Invocation? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the very notion of Triumphant Robotic German Anything automatically invoke Godwin? I'm not sure that's allowed at the story-posting level.

    That said, all I saw on cable news about this one this morning was stationary 'bots in the background with some Euronerds walking around, and the talking heads repeating the silliness about it just being a few years before the human players won't stand a chance. I'll hold off until my Roomba can win a fight with a puppy protecting its chew toy in the living room.

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    1. Re:Invocation? by cranos · · Score: 1

      Umm nope, German != Nazi. Otherwise it would be the same as saying American = "Stupid, ignorant lard arse who pushes others around with no idea about what he should be doing".

      I leave you to draw your own conclusions

    2. Re:Invocation? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I think you just might be missing the point about victorious, mechanized, German-made stuff sort of evoking that sort of image. At least for some history students, anyway.

      Hell, even the Germans usually have a sense of humor, or at least irony, when it comes to their current society's pacifist-ish stance contrasted with their domineering approach to things like robot competitions and car manufacturing.

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    3. Re:Invocation? by cranos · · Score: 1

      Yeah but Godwins law states that any Usenet discussion is immediatly rendered closed the moment someone calls any other poster a Nazi.

      German industrial might and the famous german rigidness is a seperate thing to the Nazi idea.

    4. Re:Invocation? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      German industrial might and the famous german rigidness is a seperate thing to the Nazi idea.

      Granted. I suppose, though, that the Nazis would have been little more than an annoying club if they didn't have that Teutonic horsepower to tap into. And beer, of course. Very pure beer.

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  50. Re:bleh by brkello · · Score: 1

    Clearly, you don't understand the sport or sports in general. You can certainly dominate a game in soccer and win 2-0. You can dominate a game of soccer and still end up losing. There is more to a game than the final score...otherwise we wouldn't bother watching...we'd just get the score when it was over.

    Why would you take pride in something we aren't good at. It would be like being proud of doing a crappy job at work or proud that you are a lousy husband...really, a brilliant statement. So when the US is in the finals here in a few years (what you said, not me), are you rooting against them? Would you be ashamed if they won?

    Really, you have some severe problems. We are all humans, despite living on different continents. There is no need to generalize people. For example, I would be ashamed if you are what people think an American is like.

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  51. It's thAN, not thEN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Seriously guys. Let's all spend a minute memorizing this simple rule:
    When doing comparisons, use "than."
    Help your friends out. Don't make them feel stupid, just help them out, on the side. Also, isn't /. supposed to have editors?
  52. Re:bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, yes, but he was correct in his guess, right? Funny how that is!

  53. List RoboCup Prime Directives by PhotoBoy · · Score: 1

    Directive 1: Serve the fastest goals
    Directive 2: Protect the DRM
    Directive 3: Uphold the ball
    Directive 4: Classified, see Bill Gates

  54. German Technology by gururise · · Score: 1

    Historically, Germany has always been on the forefront of technology. During WWII they had the first operational Jet Fighter and invented many technologies that we use today including the modern cruise missle and the modern Rocket Engine.

    In the later years, Germany produced some of the most interesting technology that we currently use almost everyday such as mp3's. It is no wonder that countries like Germany and/or Japan tend to dominate the Robo World Cup. In their culture, its cool to be a 'geek'!

    1. Re:German Technology by nick-less · · Score: 2, Funny

      In their culture, its cool to be a 'geek'!

      I bet you've never been here...

    2. Re:German Technology by tempmpi · · Score: 1

      Uh, it is not like it is cool to be a 'geek' here (I'm german.) or something. It is just that Germany is the third most powerful economy in the world with about one third of the population of the US. So it is not really surprising german engineers invented their share of stuff.

      I think the real reason why german teams dominate the Robo World Cup is because soccer is popular as a regular sport here and taken very seriously as a sport, so the Robo Cup teams take their work very serious, too. I don't think germans would be very successful if it was Robo baseball or american football or any other niche sport.

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    3. Re:German Technology by nametaken · · Score: 1


      That's interesting. I suspect that even if it were Robo-[American]Football, it wouldn't be taken seriously here. I think people here just don't care about that sort of thing.

      If there isn't a guy in the endzone doing an obnoxious dance while you pour beer over the guy in front of you, it just doesn't matter.

    4. Re:German Technology by dwbryson · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much longer that can sustain it self with unemployment numbers in the double digits.

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    5. Re:German Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be true for Japan but for Germany this is the past.
      btw, anybody could dominate the robo cup if investing a lot of money and time. But only German universities and Microsoft have no idea where to usefully spend their money.

      A German.

    6. Re:German Technology by jmj_sd · · Score: 1
      What people who compare European unemployment figures to US numbers always ignore is the following :
      • In the US you have a lot of low-paying jobs that don't exist in Europe : "greeters" in supermarkets, people pumping gas for you, ...
      • In Europe if you have a job and are sensible with your money you are not poor. You will not need a second job just to cover food and rent. That's what the concept of minimum wage is all about. If you need two jobs just to cover the basics, how can it be called the minimum wage ?
      • In most European countries there's a much better safety net for when you do lose your job. Some people will of course abuse this system and not even try looking for work.
      I'm not saying that unemployment isn't too high in parts of Europe, I'm saying that the numbers don't tell the whole story. European countries will never have an employment rate comparable to the US, the job markets are too different.
    7. Re:German Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually nobody in our team is a real soccer fan... ;-)

    8. Re:German Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, and that's exactly the point why most robots do some stupid stuff like muscle flexing in the half time break, or crying and sad head shaking if they loose, or doing some waving and head stands if they win.
      It's just to amuse the audience.

      If you tell somebody who doesn't know the subject how difficult self localisation is with only 206*160 pixel images provided by a camera that is far worse than those in mobile phones... hey, they would just be bored.
      But if the robots waves and does stupid stuff, yeah, then it's cute and interesting.

      That's the way it is...

  55. What's your point? by LordStraun · · Score: 2, Informative
    They also played in the US Open.

    The German Robocup included teams from:
    • Portugal
    • Iran
    • The Netherlands
    • Austria
    • France
    • Italy
    • Russia
    • Denmark
    • United Arab Emirates
    And of course, Germany.
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    1. Re:What's your point? by Quickfry · · Score: 1

      The way it was written was a little odd. It made it appear that they were competing against themselves.

      Or perhaps it's time to stop drinking and posting.

  56. You know what... by springMute · · Score: 4, Funny

    The pusher robot would smash them all by pushing them over the stairs.

  57. My Experience by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

    In my experience, this is correct. I actually competed at the FIRA World Cup in Vienna in 2003.

    It started as a simple, week-long assignment in a graduate robotics course, to have a half-popcan sized robot play soccer with a tennis ball. It ended up with the school partly sponsoring me to go to the competition.

    Of the five entrants in my category, two were from Germany, one from Thailand, and one from Brazil. The two German competitors (based on the movements of the robots) had extremely similar, if not identical code. But then, of the two, one was a PhD, and the other was his student, writing a thesis on the AI.

    I ended up in 4'th place of 5. I had spent a total of about a week and a half on the code, using nearly the same AI that I had developed for my class, with some modifications. The other teams had been competing for several years in this category, and had a more mature battle strategy, and more experience in competing with others. Also, the other teams had a certain advantage, since they were using a newer version of the khepera robot with proximity sensors that worked about twice as far.

    In my case, the German, Thailand, and Brazilian team all put much more effort into the programming - but mostly because of differing backgrounds. For me it was a small assignment, for them it was a thesis, or a full semester's effort.

    Strangely enough, I was the only person competing from the USA, even though there were a dozen or so categories, and about 20 other countries represented.

    http://www.k-team.com/robots/khepera/base.html for more information on the robots.

    http://www.fira.net/ for information on the competition.

  58. Obligatory by TrevorB · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new German Robotic Canine masters.

  59. Deceptive summary by l00sr · · Score: 1

    The Dortmund (German) team was not allowed to participate in the competition proper, but it did play various exhibition matches. The game against UT Austin was the one described in the article. The final was between Carnegie Mellon and U. of Pennsylvania (my team). Penn lost 1-2 in overtime despite controlling most of the game due to two incredibly unlucky 'own goals' in the last minute or so of play.

    Details here

  60. racists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if i were german it would disgust me how many racist assholes have responded to this post. Whats next? saying black have a slave mentality?

    1. Re:racists by metroplex · · Score: 1

      I sure am totally against racism, but I didn't see much of that in the replies. You may be mistaking humour and good-tempered jokes for racism, or I missed the racist comments

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    2. Re:racists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't feed the trolls

    3. Re:racists by Down_in_the_Park · · Score: 1

      There are some jolly good jokes here, and as a german i can't say that there was any racism. Sure if you insist on PC some comments weren't that nice, but how boring is life if you are always political correct... aside that one http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=14910 5&cid=12500679/ nicely shows the different meaning of "world" championchip

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  61. Fritz und Kurt by metroplex · · Score: 1
    <harsh, metallic german accent>

    "Ve vill krush dose Amerikan greenhorns, ya Fritz?"
    "Ov kourse, Kurt. And then ve vill flex our metal biceps to shov them vo is de master and vo is de puppy here, ah ah"
    "ah ah"

    </harsh, metallic german accent>
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  62. Corrections to the Blurb by Hays · · Score: 1

    1. CMU won the American open
    2. Germany was there as an exhibition team
    3. Germany played several of the American teams, including CMU, and beat them, as was expected

    Germany has been strong recently. They put far more resources into their team than any US university.

    Robocup will be in Japan this summer. Then we'll get to see real international competition.

  63. One Fan at least by dupup · · Score: 1

    A little OT, but I just want to go on the record as an American who really really likes soccer. Some of us do exist.

  64. Re:bleh by GutBomb · · Score: 2, Funny

    they are germans, not italians

  65. What's in A name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know "die" is German for "the", but come on, how ironic is: Die Microsoft Hellhounds... :P

  66. The game of games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just waiting for the RoboDawgs versus Sprokets deathmatch!

    TOUCH MINE MONKEY! TOUCH IT! LOVE IT! I'M SHMINKIE!

    1. Re:The game of games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet it'll be popular with little school girls.

  67. US Open not really "open" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why were the US Open called "Open"??

    Obviously teams from other countries were not allowed to play in the regular games, so US Closed would be more exact.

  68. laser doesn't match trajectory.. just target by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    yeah, what the AC said.. Seth